Election Thread 2024

[Unbeliever]

Aw, that thing is so cute! 🦂

[Hydra009]

Harvard will not comply with dotard demands

[Mr.Obvious]

Last night i think i had a weird dream. I dreamt i was watching the news live on youtube, late at night, and i saw trump declaring war on greenland.
Then i decided to just turn it off, because i was too tired to deal with that shit.
I woke up this morning thinking it was real. Was a very realistic dream. But i don't see anything about it on my feed. Did i see it, or was it a dream? Fuck if i know. The world has gone weird.

[Unbeliever]

I guess it's still the case that only Congress can declare war, but I wouldn't put it past Trump to try it anyway.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Really? Not even for a billion dollars? 🤑

I went to Monaco once while stationed in Sicily. Walking along the quay I heard someone speaking English. Looked left to see a guy standing on the third upper deck of a yacht.

"You're pretty! How much."

"About what three of those boats would cost."

[Hydra009]

European Commission gives staff burner phones when visiting the US - a move traditionally reserved for China

[Unbeliever]

Can't say I blame them a bit.

[Hydra009]

Can't say I blame them a bit.

Especially after that French scientist was stopped and cell phone searched and apparently, denied entry after they found messages critical of Trump.  Snowflakes in power.

[Unbeliever]

Yeah, apparently free speech only applies to MAGAts.

[Blackleaf]

When right-wingers say they're for free speech, what they really mean is that they want to be an asshole and not have to worry about the consequences or being fact-checked. You will never catch one of them defending a left-winger's right to free speech.

[ferdmonger]

Especially after that French scientist was stopped and cell phone searched and apparently, denied entry after they found messages critical of Trump.  Snowflakes in power.

This is just insane.  It's what happens when voters read at a 5th grade level and vote for hating on others instead of some semblance of coherent policy.  Fuck.

[Unbeliever]

Trump's White House is full of gold. Apparently, he likes everything golden, especially his showers.

[Blackleaf]

[Blackleaf]

"The kindest person in the room is often the smartest."

A very consistent pattern, in my experience. The cruelest, most evil people are often complete idiots. For example...

[Hydra009]

Speaking of:



Wolf of Wall Street really undersold the vast communist presence there.  /sarcasm