Once Again, It's THE GAY'S Fault!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Fine..ignore the flaming drag queen issue at your own peril. [-X I personally have nothing against flaming drag queens and some of my best friends are flaming drag queens, but we all know what happens when you get a state with dry tinder and trees together with flaming drag queens..  :-k

Yes, like when you get atheists around a grill and kittens.

I'm a cat lover, so I only grill babies.

[Mermaid]

Are we regressing socially? The level of stupidity is mind boggling.

Social media and the internet have just allowed the morons who were always there to be heard more often. I think we're finally getting a good look at how dumb we've always been.

A very interesting social phenomenon. I bet it is a lot easier to hire people now, because Facebook gives a very good look at their true colors.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Fine..ignore the flaming drag queen issue at your own peril. [-X I personally have nothing against flaming drag queens and some of my best friends are flaming drag queens, but we all know what happens when you get a state with dry tinder and trees together with flaming drag queens..  :-k

Yes, like when you get atheists around a grill and kittens.

I'm a cat lover, so I only grill babies.

Kitten and baby grillers set off 30 state blaze... Teh gays, specifically flaming drag queens suspected of undermining the whole bbq fiesta.. :shock:

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Fine..ignore the flaming drag queen issue at your own peril. [-X I personally have nothing against flaming drag queens and some of my best friends are flaming drag queens, but we all know what happens when you get a state with dry tinder and trees together with flaming drag queens..  :-k

Yes, like when you get atheists around a grill and kittens.

I'm a cat lover, so I only grill babies.

Kitten and baby grillers set off 30 state blaze... Teh gays, specifically flaming drag queens suspected of undermining the whole bbq fiesta.. :shock:

But they make FABULOUS fruit salad, sweetie!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Fine..ignore the flaming drag queen issue at your own peril. [-X I personally have nothing against flaming drag queens and some of my best friends are flaming drag queens, but we all know what happens when you get a state with dry tinder and trees together with flaming drag queens..  :-k

Yes, like when you get atheists around a grill and kittens.

I'm a cat lover, so I only grill babies.

Kitten and baby grillers set off 30 state blaze... Teh gays, specifically flaming drag queens suspected of undermining the whole bbq fiesta.. :shock:

But they make FABULOUS fruit salad, sweetie!

And decorate quite well without colors clashing.. Heavens knows we wouldn't want forest fires in clashing colors..  [-X

[Youssuf Ramadan]

Well, I for one am not surprised by these idiots.  You just had to know someone was going to say this on TV.

I bet Robertson is pissed that they beat him to it.....

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Fine..ignore the flaming drag queen issue at your own peril. [-X I personally have nothing against flaming drag queens and some of my best friends are flaming drag queens, but we all know what happens when you get a state with dry tinder and trees together with flaming drag queens..  :-k

Yes, like when you get atheists around a grill and kittens.

I'm a cat lover, so I only grill babies.

Kitten and baby grillers set off 30 state blaze... Teh gays, specifically flaming drag queens suspected of undermining the whole bbq fiesta.. :shock:

But they make FABULOUS fruit salad, sweetie!

And decorate quite well without colors clashing.. Heavens knows we wouldn't want forest fires in clashing colors..  [-X

Well, "flamers" would be natural fire-fighters, no?  :P

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Not to be outdone though, the Family Research Counsel is supporting EX gay pride month...probably a big parade with..meh...3 people attending..
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/0 ... ride-Month
This of course is to celebrate ex forest fires NOT caused by gay people..

[stromboli]

Colorado Springs had major fire damage twice in two years. Home of focus on The Family. Hmmm. Maybe God is sending a message, just not the one the fundies want.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Not to be outdone though, the Family Research Counsel is supporting EX gay pride month...probably a big parade with..meh...3 people attending..
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/0 ... ride-Month
This of course is to celebrate ex forest fires NOT caused by gay people..

"Hi! We're the Ex-Gays! I used to suck cocks and my wife used to eat pussy. Now I suck pussy and she eats cocks. God loves us now."

[Brian37]

Fine..ignore the flaming drag queen issue at your own peril. [-X I personally have nothing against flaming drag queens and some of my best friends are flaming drag queens, but we all know what happens when you get a state with dry tinder and trees together with flaming drag queens..  :-k

Yes, like when you get atheists around a grill and kittens.

I'm a cat lover, so I only grill babies.

Your "atheist card" has been revoked. (Note to reader, I like cats too) :)

[The Skeletal Atheist]

I would like to sincerely apologize for this incident.  :(

You see, on the day that the fires started I was minding my own business, just hanging out and the like, when the demon of homosexuality once again took control of me and caused me to know another man in the Biblical since. Now, I may live in Georgia, but I'm sure that my decadent act of debauchery, my sin that the Lord so wisely calls an abomination caused this. For all those affected by the fires, I am truly sorry.

[Gerard]

http://skeptophilia.blogspot.com/2013/07/gays-god-and-forest-fires.html

Many of you have undoubtedly been following the news of the horrific wildfires, last week in Colorado and this week in Arizona.  Thus far these fires have cost millions of dollars in damages and at least 21 lives, 19 of whom were members of an elite firefighting team who died this weekend in a blaze near Phoenix.

These fires are thought to have multiple causes.  The southwest saw record or near-record temperatures last week, coupled with low rainfall.  Some people also attribute the severity of the fires, especially in Colorado, to the population explosion of the pine bark beetle, which has killed huge stands of ponderosa pines all through the Rocky Mountains.  But in so attributing the fires to these reasons, people are ignoring the role of the most powerful natural-disaster-creating force known to man:

Gays.

Yes, gays.  According to Colorado pastors Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner, the recent fires are god's wrath against the people of Colorado for their liberal attitudes toward homosexuality.

In an interview on Generations Radio, the two ministers were clearly in agreement about what was going on here.  Said Buehner, "Why Colorado Springs?  Understand that Colorado itself is a state that is begging for God's judgment.  How did we do that?...  Our legislative session opened up this year and their very first order of business, their most pressing order of business..."  Swanson then interrupted with, "... they could hardly wait, they could hardly wait..."  And Buehner finished, "Like the first day, was to pass a Civil Union Bill, which is an uncivil bill."

And, of course, the whole thing wouldn't be complete without some mention of gay guys kissing, in this case State Senate Majority Leader Mark Ferrendino kissing his partner when they found out that the Civil Union Bill had passed, a photograph of which appeared on the front page of the Denver Post.  Said Swanson:

"When you have a state where the House leadership is performing a homosexual act on the front page of the Denver Post two months ago?  Does God read the Denver Post?  Do you think He picks up a copy of the Denver Post?  He gets it.  God gets the Denver Post."

Delivered right to His Almighty Doorstep, I'm sure.

Then, the question came up as to why, if god was trying to smite Colorado for supporting gays, the fires hit the religious and conservative areas near Colorado Springs, rather than far more liberal bastions of Denver or Boulder.  Buehner said, "Judgment begins in the House of God," as if that made complete sense, and added that the fact that god hadn't yet destroyed the entire state was an "act of grace."
 

Gee, I was in the exact area where the fires are from the 18th to the 26th. Didn't see a single Gay couple, not a one. Saw major Pine Beetle Damage, however. It's them damn Gays again. There oughta be a law.  [-X

Westboro Baptist syndrome should be classified an official disease.... Or should we call it after Pat Robertson....

Gerard

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Not to be outdone though, the Family Research Counsel is supporting EX gay pride month...probably a big parade with..meh...3 people attending..
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/0 ... ride-Month
This of course is to celebrate ex forest fires NOT caused by gay people..

"Hi! We're the Ex-Gays! I used to suck cocks and my wife used to eat pussy. Now I suck pussy and she eats cocks. God loves us now."

And Pope Francis couldn't be any more delighted! :) He's hired Eddy Money to sing,... well, you know.. AND the FRC is issuing a special commemorative coin!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I would like to sincerely apologize for this incident.  :(

You see, on the day that the fires started I was minding my own business, just hanging out and the like, when the demon of homosexuality once again took control of me and caused me to know another man in the Biblical since. Now, I may live in Georgia, but I'm sure that my decadent act of debauchery, my sin that the Lord so wisely calls an abomination caused this. For all those affected by the fires, I am truly sorry.

Not to worry. Just do a good deed even though you're physically and spiritually rendered incapable and Pope Francis will send Eddy Money to your place too! :)