Why I am a Wood Elf in Skyrim despite being a powerlifting fanatic.

[Primal]

It's because I'm short in real life like wood elves. I'm an avid, short powerlifter.

I'm also very horny, and wood elves in the Elder Scrolls world are like rabbits.

You would think I'd be an orc. lol

[Unbeliever]

If you were an orc you could call yourself Mork... 🤣

[the_antithesis]

It's because I'm short in real life like wood elves. I'm an avid, short powerlifter.

Those are quite common.

Like how guys with tiny dicks buy expensive cars.

[Primal]

Those are quite common.

Like how guys with tiny dicks buy expensive cars.

I've always heard of that but is it true? So for many guys, the only reason they spend lots of money on those expensive cars is to overcompensate in that way? lol

[Primal]

If you were an orc you could call yourself Mork... 🤣

I don't get it. What's a Mork? Why would I call myself that?

[the_antithesis]

If you have a big dick, you don't need a personality.

[the_antithesis]

I don't get it. What's a Mork? Why would I call myself that?

Na-noo Na-noo.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

When they wrote the scripts they put "Mork speaks" where his lines went. Totally improv. Man was a genius.

[Unbeliever]

Those are quite common.

Like how guys with tiny dicks buy expensive cars.

Oh, now I finally know why all the cars I've owned have been ready for the scrap heap. 🤠

[Mr.Obvious]

Only those with the junk of a hunk drive a hunk of junk?

[Hijiri Byakuren]

The wood elves of The Elder Scrolls are pretty savage. Their religion requires them to fully process the body of any kill (i.e. eat and/or make tools) within three days. In war, they starve themselves before battle so they'll be able to eat all of the dead on both sides.

[Mike Cl]

The wood elves of The Elder Scrolls are pretty savage. Their religion requires them to fully process the body of any kill (i.e. eat and/or make tools) within three days. In war, they starve themselves before battle so they'll be able to eat all of the dead on both sides.

And they are the best archers in the game.  In my version of Skyrim, I can make my wood elf as thin or buffed, as I want.

[Primal]

The wood elves of The Elder Scrolls are pretty savage. Their religion requires them to fully process the body of any kill (i.e. eat and/or make tools) within three days. In war, they starve themselves before battle so they'll be able to eat all of the dead on both sides.

My Oblivion wood elf lives in Cyrodiil. He's way too sophisticated to be a cannibal.

My Skyrim wood elf is the wealthiest, most powerful person in Tamriel, both politically and physically. Greatest archer, strongest axe fighter, Dragonborn, et cetera. He has risen above his lowly cousins from that annoying Valenwood forest.

[Blackleaf]

I've always heard of that but is it true? So for many guys, the only reason they spend lots of money on those expensive cars is to overcompensate in that way? lol

Yes. I believe research has showed that there was a correlation between perceived dick size and interest in sports cars. I think they had some men who were told they were smaller than average, despite their actual size, and it consistently led to a greater interest in sports cars. Compensation is real.

Coincidentally, I drive a little Nissan Versa Note.

[Primal]

Yes. I believe research has showed that there was a correlation between perceived dick size and interest in sports cars. I think they had some men who were told they were smaller than average, despite their actual size, and it consistently led to a greater interest in sports cars. Compensation is real.

Coincidentally, I drive a little Nissan Versa Note.

I drive a beat-up 2005 Sedan.