Non sequiturs only, please.

[Unbeliever]

There is no cow level.

There is, however, a cow chess opening, invented by Anna Cramling. And that's no bull.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

It walks, it talks, it crawls on its belly like a reptile. ♫Brother-in-law♫

[Hijiri Byakuren]

I am not the very model of a modern major general.

[the_antithesis]

Even if I pants a dreidel, no one has a born crust fippie.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The rain in Spain is mainly a pain.

[Mr.Obvious]

Shalom, motherfucker.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Slalom.

[the_antithesis]

Embargo train is running, toot toot!

[Hydra009]

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[Unbeliever]

It's impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious. 🤔

I got that from a YouTube video about single-photon detectors.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

https://i.imgur.com/cN8gfwD_d.jpg

[the_antithesis]

Merv Griffin!

[Cassia]

The bible is true:

ChatGPT->Certainly! Here are 29 examples of disagreements or variations found in the New Testament Gospels:

1. The genealogy of Jesus (Matthew 1:1-17; Luke 3:23-38).
2. The nativity narratives (Matthew 2:1-23; Luke 2:1-40).
3. The birthplace of Jesus (Matthew 2:1-6; Luke 2:4-7).
4. The flight to Egypt (Matthew 2:13-15).
5. The massacre of the infants (Matthew 2:16-18).
6. The ministry of John the Baptist (Matthew 3:1-12; Luke 3:1-20).
7. The baptism of Jesus (Matthew 3:13-17; Mark 1:9-11; Luke 3:21-22).
8. The temptation of Jesus (Matthew 4:1-11; Mark 1:12-13; Luke 4:1-13).
9. The sermon on the mount (Matthew 5-7; Luke 6:17-49).
10. The healing of the centurion's servant (Matthew 8:5-13; Luke 7:1-10).
11. The parable of the mustard seed (Matthew 13:31-32; Mark 4:30-32; Luke 13:18-19).
12. The transfiguration of Jesus (Matthew 17:1-9; Mark 9:2-10; Luke 9:28-36).
13. The cleansing of the temple (Matthew 21:12-13; Mark 11:15-17; Luke 19:45-46).
14. The anointing of Jesus (Matthew 26:6-13; Mark 14:3-9; John 12:1-8).
15. The Last Supper (Matthew 26:17-30; Mark 14:12-26; Luke 22:7-38; John 13:1-30).
16. The betrayal of Judas (Matthew 26:14-16; Mark 14:10-11; Luke 22:3-6).
17. The denial of Peter (Matthew 26:69-75; Mark 14:66-72; Luke 22:54-62; John 18:15-18, 25-27).
18. The trial of Jesus (Matthew 26:57-75; Mark 14:53-72; Luke 22:54-71; John 18:12-27).
19. The crucifixion and last words of Jesus (Matthew 27:32-56; Mark 15:21-41; Luke 23:26-49; John 19:16-30).
20. The resurrection narratives (Matthew 28:1-20; Mark 16:1-20; Luke 24:1-53; John 20:1-31).
21. The ascension of Jesus (Mark 16:19-20; Luke 24:50-53; Acts 1:9-11).
22. The appearance of Jesus to his disciples (Matthew 28:16-20; Luke 24:36-49; John 20:19-29).
23. The commissioning of the disciples (Matthew 28:16-20; Mark 16:15-18; Luke 24:44-49; John 20:21-23).
24. The commissioning of Peter (John 21:15-19).
25. The great commission (Matthew 28:16-20; Mark 16:15-18).
26. The feeding of the five thousand (Matthew 14:13-21; Mark 6:30-44; Luke 9:10-17; John 6:1-15).
27. The healing of the blind man (Matthew 20:29-34; Mark 10:46-52; Luke 18:35-43).
28. The timing and details of the resurrection appearances (Matthew 28:1-20; Mark 16:1-20; Luke 24:1-53; John 20-21).
29. The genealogy and background of Joseph (Matthew 1:1-16; Luke 3:23-38).

These examples demonstrate some of the variations and disagreements found in the accounts of the New Testament Gospels. They highlight the diverse perspectives, emphases, and traditions within the Gospel narratives. Scholars and theologians study these differences to gain a deeper understanding of the texts and the historical and theological contexts in which they were written.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Ahem

[the_antithesis]

meh