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Started by Cassia, August 08, 2022, 11:53:41 AM

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Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Cassia on February 05, 2026, 12:32:22 PMThat's the best way, in your sleep. I used to think morphine would kill any serious pain. Now I know it barely even phases certain painful things like kidney stones. I was like, please give me some morphine and they were like...we did, full drip, 20 minutes go. I was like uh oh.
"Fazes".
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on Today at 12:44:08 PM"Fazes".
Yes!, us electrical engineers, we use a lot of phases.

Cassia

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