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Started by Cassia, August 08, 2022, 11:53:41 AM

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Gawdzilla Sama

Gertrude and Heathcliff!
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Nobody

I think my favorite was Klem Kaddiddlehopper! 🤣

Cassia

99% of Middle Easterners don't like The Flintstones
But people in Abu Dahbi do.

A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, "I love you."
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me...talking to the wine."

Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Nobody

I'd completely forgotten about Freddy the Freeloader!

Gawdzilla Sama

Heathcliff and Gertrude. "Those small foreign cars hare hard to 'spot'."
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Nobody

"I wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk. But I will say, it's the healthiest way to prepare punk."
Bobby Lee, via Norm McDonald

Cassia

To the guy who invented 'zero'...
Thanks for nothing.

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Cassia on June 10, 2025, 07:39:14 AMTo the guy who invented 'zero'...
Thanks for nothing.
T'was naught but the least I could do for you, laddie.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia


Hydra009

Quote from: Cassia on June 10, 2025, 07:39:14 AMTo the guy who invented 'zero'...
Thanks for nothing.
De nada.

Hydra009

#626
*me traveling back in time to the late Roman era*
"Acktually, it's SEE-SZUR..."