Minister says sex acts will 'prevent pregnancy'...

[Youssuf Ramadan]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/2 ... 04151.html

Larry Durant, Minister, Allegedly Told Girls Sex Acts With Him Would Prevent Pregnancy

A South Carolina minister is accused of telling underage girls that the sex acts he performed on them would keep them from getting pregnant, contracting sexual diseases and liking other females.
WLTX reports that Larry Durant, 58, of Word International Ministries in Sumter is accused in court documents of leading "private prayer sessions" in which he told his victims that sex acts would prevent them from "liking females, contracting sexual diseases or becoming pregnant early."
Police, who began investigating Durant in May, said they aren't sure how many victims Durant may have abused. The criminal behavior allegedly began in 2011.
In a separate story, the grandmother of one of the alleged victims spoke to WLTX about Durant.
"We thought he was really talking to the children, but find out that wasn't the case," she said. "All I want is justice done, that's all. Justice done,"
The Associated Press reports that it isn't clear whether Durant, who is also charged with forgery in a separate case, has a lawyer.

Jesus H.... this right up there with the 'holy milk' episode...  :roll:

[Elohim]

Wowza.

[SGOS]

And people shit all over sex education!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I'm wondering which sex acts because with some sex acts girls really won't get pregnant.. I have a hunch he's just nucking futs though and the sex acts HE ministers with/to can get em pregnant.. Mere speculation on my part though..

Book em Danno!

[SGOS]

Years ago, I worked with a guy who got married.  They didn't want kids right away, but somehow he came up with a theory that if they had a lot of sex, his sperm count would be very low, and she wouldn't get pregnant.  That worked for about a month and a half. :-D

[GurrenLagann]

Guess that asshole didn't know about ChristianMingle.com  :rollin:

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I keep tellin ya there gold in exploiting Christians..  ChristianFuckBuddies.. If someone else don't do it I will and don't go hatin on me for being a billionaire who exploits stupid people.

[aitm]

is accused of telling underage girls that the sex acts he performed on them would keep them from getting pregnant, contracting sexual diseases and liking other females.

well mother fuckah.. who woulda thought it was that fuckin easy......mother fuckah, I sure wasted a lot of booze and Snickers bars....

[stromboli]

is accused of telling underage girls that the sex acts he performed on them would keep them from getting pregnant, contracting sexual diseases and liking other females.

well mother fuckah.. who woulda thought it was that fuckin easy......mother fuckah, I sure wasted a lot of booze and Snickers bars....

Booze? Chocolate milk.  

[Aletheia]

Just remember, people like this are OUT-BREEDING us!

Holy fucksticks... this shit is scary. Why on Earth would you trust any minister/priest/preacher to be alone with your children after all the bad press the Catholic Church has been getting?

[Aupmanyav]

Perhaps he is right. May have undergone a vasectomy operation in India. It is free and you get some money (20 dollars, I do not know the current rate).

[Brian37]

In other news the Vatican sues Minister for kiddy fiddling patient violation.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Sex with me greatly reduces your chances of getting pregnant ladies.. Unless you have a bottle of viagra handy..oh, and Enzite! You know...the race car thing. I always wanted to wave to the crowds with a stupid, shit eating grin. :D/

[Solitary]

This reminds me of when another group that fucks with your mind---"psychiatrist"---who used to message a woman's clitoris to treat hysteria.  :shock:  :roll:  Solitary

[AllPurposeAtheist]

This reminds me of when another group that fucks with your mind---"psychiatrist"---who used to message a woman's clitoris to treat hysteria.  :shock:  :roll:  Solitary

Oh... you poor thing.. Your house burned down, your husband and 6 small kids perished in the fire, but relax and get your pussy rubbed a bit.. That'll make it all better. :)