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Started by Dark Lightning, November 04, 2021, 06:22:12 PM

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Dark Lightning

A man in Florida was rushed to a hospital via EMS, and admitted to the Emergency Ward.  It was later discovered he had 25 toy horses in his rectum!


His condition is currently described as stable.

Hydra009

That's nothing.  You should see his neighbor!

SGOS

Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 04, 2021, 06:22:12 PM
His condition is currently described as stable.
Did you make that up? Because it sounds like horseshit.

Dark Lightning

Quote from: SGOS on November 05, 2021, 06:24:25 PM
Did you make that up? Because it sounds like horseshit.

:eh: No, I nicked it from elsewhere.

Hydra009

Did you hear about the guy who drank a potion labelled Equus perexiguus?  He was a little horse for days!

Cassia

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says......?

Mike Cl

When my friend woke up the other day, he found he was a little horse................
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Dark Lightning



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