School pamphlet on alternatives for sex

[Satt]

What? Jerking off to porn didn't make the cut? Hmmm :shock:

This was my FIRST thought!  =D>

[Farroc]

*Blow bubbles in the park

I wonder how many guys are going by the nickname bubbles now?

[stromboli]

My friend had Sunshine&Health nudity magazines he let his friends borrow. He was a god in our high school. There was this one chick in a magazine that closely resembled a cute girl that worked in the movie theater at the candy counter. I do believe she got mentally done proper by a sizeable number of high school boys. Probably got a lot of knowing smiles that she didn't quite comprehend. We were good Mormons all.  :-D

[Vixen92]

Smartmarzipan I agree. It really does promote a unhealthy view towards sex, not to mention waaaaay to much hype. Like, seriously, who's first time was roses by candle light, soft jazz and hour upon hours of sweet love making. ITS SEX. CHILL. Be safe, that's pretty damn obvious, but they make it seem like those hormones making their way through your body is the work of the devil himself. Oh wait, that is what they think.

[WitchSabrina]

School releases pamphlet with sex alternatives
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/8827706 ... ternatives

Christian schools say it's hardly surprising they think students should have a burping contest instead of having sex.

Christian Schools Australia CEO Steve O'Doherty says horse riding, eating something new, blowing bubbles and playing ball without the ball are all better options than doing the deed.

They were among a "101 things to do instead of doing it" pamphlet which was recently given to out to students at Caloundra Christian College in Queensland.

Mr O'Doherty is surprised by the media coverage the pamphlet has received.

SOME SUGGESTIONS A QUEENSLAND CHRISTIAN SCHOOL GAVE STUDENTS TO DO INSTEAD OF SEX:    

*Blow bubbles in the park

*Pretend you're six again

*Look at clouds and see what you can make them into

*Surprise your parents by cleaning the house

*Have a water fight

*Go fruit picking

*Go to Macca's in formals

*Make lunch for the elderly

*Share a drink with two straws

*Visit the RSPCA

*Have a burping contest

Yes, sharing a drink with two straws is going to quell the tsunami of teenage hormones roiling just under the surface. Always worked for me.  :-|

bubbles ????? :rollin:  :rollin:  :rollin:

[Plu]

Don't diss on the bubbles :o

Making bubbles is a traditional part of a lot of the festivals I go to :P Because soap bubbles are cool.

[WitchSabrina]

Don't diss on the bubbles :o

Making bubbles is a traditional part of a lot of the festivals I go to :P Because soap bubbles are cool.

Bubbles Are fun.  
But if bubbles are your substitute for Sex - you're doing it wrong.

[Plu]

What about blowing bubbles during sex? Would that be acceptable?

I gotta try that some time.

[Jorjor]

What? Jerking off to porn didn't make the cut? Hmmm :shock:

My thoughts exactly.

[Colanth]

School releases pamphlet with sex alternatives
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/8827706 ... ternatives

Christian schools say it's hardly surprising they think students should have a burping contest instead of having sex.

Christian Schools Australia CEO Steve O'Doherty says horse riding, eating something new, blowing bubbles and playing ball without the ball are all better options than doing the deed.

I guess they never heard about how some girls go horseback riding to ... er ... um ...

Besides, isn't it a known fact that pregnancy rates are pretty high among teen-agers who are taught only abstinence?  (What color is the sand in O'Doherty's head?)