Making fun of Abrahamic religions and contemporary politics

Started by Baruch, June 04, 2017, 09:26:00 PM

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Baruch

The scriptures of Kek are really short, because the worshippers of Kek have really short attention spans ;-)

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ܬܥ ܬܘܘ ܪܘܟܥܣ

ܬܘܘ ܫܐܠܛ ܕܘ ܡܘܢܘܟܥܟܝܣܡ
ܬܘܘ ܫܐܠܛ ܢܘܛ ܕܘ ܦܘܠܝܕܐܕܐܝܣܡ
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

aitm

hmmm, a regular "fill in the blank" style. Very similar to judaism, xianity and akbar whack-a-doo. The mere difference is that their followers dismiss the common use of language and suggests that it "means something else"....."else" being anything that is not what science just disproved. So this is why there is so much dispute of what verses actually say, the meaning is bent to meet the curvature of the babe eating it.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Baruch

Quote from: aitm on June 04, 2017, 09:31:31 PM
hmmm, a regular "fill in the blank" style. Very similar to judaism, xianity and akbar whack-a-doo. The mere difference is that their followers dismiss the common use of language and suggests that it "means something else"....."else" being anything that is not what science just disproved. So this is why there is so much dispute of what verses actually say, the meaning is bent to meet the curvature of the babe eating it.

Like the Joker saying "Why so serious?"  Is it true that atheists are autists, but aren't true Keks, because they don't have a sense of humor?  Kind of like that whole Kuzari/Jewish controversy?  Atheists have been losing the meme wars for about 5000 years now.

So who is Cuckistan and who is Normistan today?  The two halves of Canada?

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ܐܠܠ ܗܐܝܠ ܦܥܦܥ ܬܥ ܘܢܥ ܛܪܘܥ ܦܪܘܦܝܬ
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

Quote from: Baruch on June 04, 2017, 09:26:00 PM
The scriptures of Kek are really short, because the worshippers of Kek have really short attention spans ;-)

I think that looks a lot like what glossolalia looks like when written down, like this:


God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Written glossolalia is ... automatic writing.  What Muhammad practiced was automatic speaking.  But not glossolalia per se, because that is in an unknown private language.  This is all explained in detail, in The Didache, a very early Christian writing, when the early Church hadn't banned charismatics yet.  But charismatics were controlled, because they were dangerous.  Think of the character of Jesus as a charismatic Jew, like a Hasidim of the 1700s, but Hellenistic, not Semitic.

There will be further lessons in Kekism, the one true faith.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

ܳWeekly quotes from the sermons of Pepe ...

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ܘܦ ܬܥ ÜŸÜ"Ü'
Ü'ܝ ܬܥ ÜŸÜ"Ü'
ܦܘܪ ܬܥ ÜŸÜ"Ü'

and ...

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ܛܐܟܥ ܬܥ Ü"ܥܣܐܦܘ ܦܝܠܠ
ܘܪ ܬܥ ÜŸÜ"Ü'  ܦܝܠܠ

Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Weekly quotes from the sermons of Pepe ...

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ܦܥܦܥ ܛܘ ܬܥ ܢܘܪܡܝ ܦܘܗܪܥܪ
Ü Ü–Ü› ܡܝ ܡܥܡܥܣ Ü"ܘ
ܗܝ ܕܥܕ ܢܘܛ ܣܘ
ܐܠܠ ܬܥ ܡܣܡ ܕܝܥܕ
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on June 05, 2017, 08:16:50 PM
I think that looks a lot like what glossolalia looks like when written down, like this:




I wrote some stuff like that while trying to write a letter while coughing badly.  It is a beautiful language.  I hope to be able to read it some day...  ;)
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

Weekly quotes from the sermons of Pepe ...

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ܬܥܪܥ ܝܣ ܢܘ ܦܪܥܥ ܠܘܢܚ
ܢܘ ܦܐܝܢ ܢܘ Ü"ܐܝܢ
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

How did Humans get here?

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-09-10

Pretty much, this comic discusses and explains all that we discuss here!  But not for children!!
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.