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Laughing to Death

Started by Absurd Atheist, August 26, 2017, 01:13:05 AM

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Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2017, 10:24:47 PM
The rack knows no gender of the user...

The boys don't have "racks" ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

Quote from: Baruch on September 03, 2017, 10:25:40 PM
The boys don't have "racks" ;-)

Again you go!  Racks a la Family Guy...  The trier the more you do, the less sense you make in the dumpling!
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Absurd Atheist

Quote from: Baruch on August 27, 2017, 08:13:22 PM
First of all, you have to be alive.  Second, you need to feel your own body.  Some people block sensations from their own body, they are so autonomous.  So you have to cain conscious recognition of it.  Then it is a matter of retraining.  If your breathing is poor, and you don't have lung disease, then you simply have to be conscious of your breathing, frequently, and take deep slow breaths as you do so.  Eventually you will have retrained yourself.  In Hinduism/Buddhism this is called pranayama.  It is a prequel to proper meditation.

Careful there, I laughed out loud at the first sentence. :)  I'll look into it though, thanks.
"To have faith is to lose your mind and to win God."
-The Sickness unto Death - 1849

Unbeliever

Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2017, 10:24:47 PM
The rack knows no gender of the user...
Yeah, but those buxom blonde inquisitors have a hell of a rack...
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on September 05, 2017, 01:36:40 PM
Yeah, but those buxom blonde inquisitors have a hell of a rack...

I have no idea what you are talking about.  (koff, koff)
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!