Should I consider myself guilty of a horrific crime?

[Violet Lilly Blossom]

Posting here... pah, as if. Ooh, the color toolbar is nifty. I should probably avoid it. What's this button do?

Hey look at that: a list!

I don't know how lists work, but I do know that they get paid very well.

... Might have to think about going to school and becoming a list. Such pay, for so little work?

[blink:by2hz2n8]DREAM JOB![/blink:by2hz2n8]

Yeah, well maybe I'm just a criminal. [spoil:by2hz2n8]What do you have to say to that, eh?! What, no hide tag? Class level: zero.[/spoil:by2hz2n8]
But I'm sure you al-I can't insult properly: there are too many buttons. Oh look, smilies.  :)  :-D  :-|  :shock:  :(  =D>    #-o  =P~  :-s  [-X Well that's some weird-as-Al symbols, that is.

Surely yall have that automatic, and the youtube tags are irrelevant. [right:by2hz2n8]I'm right, aren't I? Well, I guess I'm too much of a socialist. [left:by2hz2n8]What the fuck happens if I'm left in right after I'm... I dunno, justified? This is good experiment. I are scientist [center:by2hz2n8]extraordinair! For sure though, I'm a centrist. Well, is there something for nonpartisans? I hope so, how about an hrline? [hrline]yeah, that ought to do it. Preview and see if it's readable? Well, where would the fun be in that?[/hrline][/center:by2hz2n8][/left:by2hz2n8][/right:by2hz2n8]

So... hi :) I'm pretty much just here to see how fractured I was when I was like... 13, or something. Been a while. Hope it's illustrative, but you know: I kind of like the buttons here. The layout is disgusting, and I hate the format, and I'm sure that it'll pop up with an error message and I'll lose everything ('so I'm backing up, backing up, backing up... cause my daddy taught me good'). What kind of error shall we see? Let's throw in a quote by bob just t

I don't know if there should be an equal sign in this quote, since I haven't used it in a reply to anyone yet. I bet that this feature is worthless Maybe I'll try it anyway

o shake things up. And you know, if it doesn't work: that's okay, because I will be back STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE! AND YOU SHALL LOVE ME!

Hey, lady. Lady guess what. Lady! Wake up, lady! We're in a cloud! :D I hope you already hate me, and: IT'S MUTUAL! And something about chickens-yknow: you can never have too many chickens. This lady has us selling her stuff in our garage sale (which is more of a 'tent and bus sale', really)... and in every other bag is a goddamn rooster. Statuettes, doormats, clocks, fishing rods, fucking dildos (eww)... roosters on her cutlery and her china and her india and her taiwan and her mongolia as well (asian roosters represent)! There's a rooster mirror, and wood-carved roosters, a rooster-bank with its head as the cork, and rooster bedding, and rooster coffee cups, and a rooster mug, and rooster paintings, and rooster crochet, and rooster needlecraft, and rooster patterns for wood-cut outs, wooden roosters to be painted, rooster buttons... I could go on another 800 characters just listing all of the rooster shit she has. And then to top it off: she has a book called 'Succulent Wild Woman', and you should totally read this ridiculous book because it's awesome. Better than 'The Muffin Muncher' she has in the bookcase in our magic schoolbus. Don't worry, I'll read it aloud and record the reading on youtube over the summer... might give yall a taste if you're pathetic enough that you find a sea of innuendo very entertaining. I hope you choke on your sense of propriety.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Unique! That's what your post is.. UNIQUE! And...a breath of fresh air and why yes.. horrific crime. :)

[Hopist]

Welcome!

[Shiranu]

Ello!

[aitm]

What? No broccoli?



Welcome to the forum.







I think.

[Solitary]

:shock: Welcome aboard Violet!  =D>  I love you already.  :rollin:  8-) Bill

[WitchSabrina]

<----   is a little confused.   Will reserve 'welcome' till sure this be not spam.

[stromboli]

Uh?

[Hydra009]

Posting here... pah, as if. Ooh, the color toolbar is nifty. I should probably avoid it. What's this button do?

Hey look at that: a list!

[Colanth]

<----   is a little confused.   Will reserve 'welcome' till sure this be not spam.

She's from .-o-r-g, so she's welcome in .-c-o-m, Bri.  Welcome, Violet.  (And you need to quote the name in the

tag - "bob".  Standard BBCode.)  Oh, the archive - not restored to the database yet.  Soon, probably.

[Johan]

Wow, shot out of a cannon this morning. I'd ask how that redbull for breakfast diet is working out but I think we already know. Welcome whoever you are.

[PickelledEggs]

Welcome.

You wouldn't happen to be a relative of Fred from youtube, would you?

[the_antithesis]

The fucking fuck?

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Haha.

Welcome Violet, welcome. Yes...*rubs hands and steps into creepy shadowed doorway with an evil smile on his face*.

[Brian37]

Hey Violet! Welcome to the other side.