Urban survival

[Baruch]

The latest and greatest is that fire Ants have been secretly chemically treated so that when they bite you it makes you gay. So if you get bitten by one and have a sudden interest in redecorating your house-(sorry, that was homophobic of me).

Yes, Spiderman is so gay ;-)

[Baruch]

Mine is the metastable universe. Basically it says the observable universe is a false vacuum. If true then one day quantum fluctuations could cause a small area of true vacuum to form which could in theory spread at the speed of light throughout the rest of the universe rewriting the laws of physics as it goes. It could have already begun somewhere in the universe, and be heading our way now. We'd have no way of knowing though until it gets here then in an instant everything would be gone right down to quarks, leptons, neutrinos, muons and force carriers. No atoms, no strong or weak forces, no electromagnetism, no gravity, no nothing. They say something else would probably replace that stuff but nothing would be or even work the same.

Sounds like that already hit the Republican convention ;-)

[stromboli]

This is about urban survival. for you living in the South that would entail a truck or van with "Jesus Saves" stickers all over it and a Jesus Saves hat. Got to blend into the matrix.

This election will be the biggest carnival since P.T. Barnum died.