Peanut Butter- the Bane Of Atheists

[stromboli]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

Totally sick about this. The evidence was right in front of us all along.......

[drunkenshoe]

I knew it! I hate peanut butter. Since that unfortunate moment I tasted it. EWW.

[stromboli]

Peanut butter, beloved of children, the bane of atheists. I fear for mankind.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You smash peanuts and they turn into this goo.

What could be better than that?

[stromboli]

Actually you can make nut butter out of any nut by grinding it and pulping it until the oil comes out. I do pretty close to that with nuts making various cookies and pastries for my type 1 diabetes diet. Saves wear and tear on the dentures. Which has nothing to do with the topic. Carry on.

[Blackleaf]

Yeah, I've seen this. Still just as unbelievably stupid as I remember it. Christians come up with the dumbest excuses for "evidence."

[widdershins]

Everyone here is now dumber for having watched that.  Thanks for that.

[Munch]

Isn't a bane to me, mice love this stuff and come right into the mouse trap I set for them.

(but I'm a nice trapper and release them to the wild ^^)

.. okay I said this before watching the video.. excuse me, I need to go lay down and let my poor brain recover from that assault.

[stromboli]

Isn't a bane to me, mice love this stuff and come right into the mouse trap I set for them.

(but I'm a nice trapper and release them to the wild ^^)

.. okay I said this before watching the video.. excuse me, I need to go lay down and let my poor brain recover from that assault.

You do realize by releasing them to the wild you have in effect taught a mouse to be smarter and then will breed smarter offspring that will avoid traps and take over society. Thanks a lot.

[Hakurei Reimu]

Gee, a creationist making a ridiculous distortion of evolution and abiogenesis and discrediting the distortion as ridiculous. Well, yes, your caricature is ridiculous, which is why no one (even people well-versed and accepting of those theories) believes it, but what does that have to do with the real theory? If peanut butter was a hotbed of spontaneous generation, it would be evidence against evolution and common descent. Which means that it's a good thing for evolution that peanut butter doesn't produce life. Muppets.

[Blackleaf]

You do realize by releasing them to the wild you have in effect taught a mouse to be smarter and then will breed smarter offspring that will avoid traps and take over society. Thanks a lot.

Wait. Don't you have it backwards? If he killed the mice he captured, smarter mice that avoid his traps would be more likely to multiply.

[Flanker1Six]

Peanut Butter was invented by the Gummint!  Along with rabies, croquet sets, vaccinations (many of which have peanut butter in them), reality TV, and the electoral college!     The truth is out there!  :)

[PickelledEggs]

Hasn't this exact thing been posted a while back? lol I think you posted it too, Stromboli, although I might be mistaken....

Either way. Hilarious stupidity. Thanks for reminding me that stupid people can be funny

[Baruch]

You do realize by releasing them to the wild you have in effect taught a mouse to be smarter and then will breed smarter offspring that will avoid traps and take over society. Thanks a lot.

The true origin of Mighty Mouse!

[aitm]

Actually you can make nut butter out of any nut by grinding it and pulping it until the oil comes out.

I remember a particularly dry month when a little alcohol and some great hand lotion lead to a few moments of …………….er………………….never mind.