Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.

[Poison Tree]

It must be spring break at the special schools.

[antediluvian]

When I was in school, Spring-Breakers went to Daytona Beach, then Fort Lauderdale.
Times must be tough when the only place they have to go is AF

[AllPurposeAtheist]

The single largest provider of mental health services in the US is the department of corrections.. Somehow I feel you're in need of a few corrections.

[Jason78]

I'm going to need a lot more convincing than a couple of forum posts can provide.

Christ Almighty!

[stromboli]

This is shaping up to be an unusual day.......

[Solitary]

Finally, a voice for birth control.  :rollin:  Bill

[FrankDK]

> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.

Please email me when this happens.  I have some ideas you might want to implement.

And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.

Frank

[Colanth]

> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.

Please email me when this happens.  I have some ideas you might want to implement.

And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.

Frank

And from where to remove the pimple at the top of his neck?

[WitchSabrina]

> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.

Please email me when this happens.  I have some ideas you might want to implement.

And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.

Frank

And from where to remove the pimple at the top of his neck?

Did I completely MISS a new chewtoy?

fcuk me runnin

[spoil:3ijkd9mb]I miss all the fun these days *pout*[/spoil:3ijkd9mb]

[stromboli]

Wow! my post count is 6969! Until I post this.....

[josephpalazzo]

But to prove you're Jesus, you need to die on the cross and then resurrect after three days.

Make sure Fox News video the whole thing. No camera, no resurrection, no Jesus.

[Colanth]

> I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.

Please email me when this happens.  I have some ideas you might want to implement.

And some suggestions as to whom to smite first, in case you're into that smiting thing.

Frank

And from where to remove the pimple at the top of his neck?

Did I completely MISS a new chewtoy?

Old one - March.

fcuk me runnin

Slow down :)

[WitchSabrina]

But to prove you're Jesus, you need to die on the cross and then resurrect after three days.

Make sure Fox News video the whole thing. No camera, no resurrection, no Jesus.

[youtube:2ak6f5lx]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0[/youtube:2ak6f5lx]

[Savior2006]

How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.

Recently I recorded a video commenting on Christopher Hitchins faulty view of cosmology.

Thanks for watching.

Peace and understanding.

The worst human tragedy is that hard drugs aren't legal to help us get through all this retarded shit.

[Mr_C]

Just wanted to post in what is sure to become a legendary thread.