Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.

[Lord Steven Christ]

How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.

Recently I recorded a video commenting on Christopher Hitchins faulty view of cosmology.

[youtube:wceboiiq]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRTmnKGxlpw[/youtube:wceboiiq]

Thanks for watching.

Peace and understanding.

[aitm]

I was wrong in a previous thread. THIS one has "win" written all over it.

[Wheatthins]

[youtube:btetye73]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ubl2j97qbk[/youtube:btetye73]

/thread

[missingnocchi]

I find myself compelled to believe you. It must be the truth.

[Lord Steven Christ]

Those inquisitive to the REAL form of the universe...

http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/pos ... phany.html

[Sal1981]

Right.

 

[GurrenLagann]

This was so absurdly laughable that I'm still mentally laughing, and could only get through like a minute or so of your "rebuttal". Poe's Law applies here so clearly that I can't tell if you're serious (about cosmology or about being Christ). Not only do you have an even more warped non-understanding of cosmology/physics than Young Earthers (or Flat Earthers, for that matter), but.... hell, I can't even think of how to ridicule this more than you yourself did.

[the_antithesis]

I didn't think this is what they meant when they said Steven was stoned.

[Lord Steven Christ]

This was so absurdly laughable that I'm still mentally laughing, and could only get through like a minute or so of your "rebuttal". Poe's Law applies here so clearly that I can't tell if you're serious (about cosmology or about being Christ). Not only do you have an even more warped non-understanding of cosmology/physics than Young Earthers (or Flat Earthers, for that matter), but.... hell, I can't even think of how to ridicule this more than you yourself did.

[Hydra009]

How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.

[antediluvian]

I don't believe you.

[Wallflower]

There's this substitute teacher who occasionally rears his head around my school, and he's the kind of guy that will usually (that translates to always) spend the hour spouting 'allegory of the cave' and Matrix trivia. I've never seen him once actually teach, whether it's Physics or Calculus, and he's just like this, only for reals.

These people, they do exist.

[Lord Steven Christ]

There's this substitute teacher who occasionally rears his head around my school, and he's the kind of guy that will usually (that translates to always) spend the hour spouting 'allegory of the cave' and Matrix trivia. I've never seen him once actually teach, whether it's Physics or Calculus, and he's just like this, only for reals.

These people, they do exist.

just me.

http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/back_of_sun.html

[antediluvian]

There's this substitute teacher who occasionally rears his head around my school, and he's the kind of guy that will usually (that translates to always) spend the hour spouting 'allegory of the cave' and Matrix trivia. I've never seen him once actually teach, whether it's Physics or Calculus, and he's just like this, only for reals.

These people, they do exist.

just me.

http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/back_of_sun.html

Words fail.

[stromboli]

I've seen saner stuff from people on acid.