Im confused...

[Mike Cl]

No ghosts, no goblins, no God...
No Santa, no satyrs, no Satan...

Wait!.........................What????!  No satyrs?  Then who the hell is that goat in my back yard with the pan flute!!!!

[Baruch]

Tryouts for America's Got Talent!

[widdershins]

No ghosts, no goblins, no God...
No Santa, no satyrs, no Satan...

Lol, that just brought up a random moment from my long past when my dad, newly back in the Pentecostal church, realized that Santa was an anagram of Satan.  Which also reminded me of the time he misread the word "Satin" and believed evil sheets were violating his rights to never feel threatened by imaginary things.  Ah, good times.