North Korea bombards South with used toilet paper

Started by drunkenshoe, February 03, 2016, 06:50:28 AM

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drunkenshoe

FFS...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/12135252/North-Korea-bombards-South-with-used-toilet-paper.html

North Korea bombards South with used toilet paper
Balloons used to deliver human waste as well as propaganda messages into South Korea


QuoteSouth Korea resumed launches of balloons carrying propaganda into the North in the days after Pyongyang carried out its fourth underground nuclear test on January 6

By Julian Ryall, Tokyo6:14AM GMT 02 Feb 2016
North Korea has escalated its propaganda war with a new wave of balloon launches aimed at South Korea, and is now loading balloons with used toilet paper, tissues and cigarette butts.
The South Korean authorities were so concerned at the contents of balloons wafting over the heavily fortified Demilitarised Zone that they initially feared a biochemical attack, the JoongAng Daily reported.
South Korea resumed launches of balloons carrying propaganda into the North in the days after Pyongyang carried out its fourth underground nuclear test on January 6. Seoul also approved the resumption of broadcasts of pop music and propaganda via loudspeakers into the North.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un visits the North Korean People's Army Breeding Station No. 621 in North Korea. According to the newspaper Kim called on the station to "play the role as a centre and base in rounding off and widely introducing the method of raising grass-eating animals of good stock."   Photo: EPA/RODONG SINMUN
Within a week, Pyongyang began to retaliate by floating balloons into the South. Fitted with a timer and a small explosive device, the balloons are designed to drop their payload in the South and spread crude propaganda messages.
Some of the estimated 1 million leaflets demand, "Stop the anti-North psychological warfare broadcasts that light the fuse of war", while others accuse Park Geun-hye, the South Korean leader, of worsening tensions on the peninsula.

"Knock out the gang of Park Geun-hye, who aggravated North-South relations by resuming anti-North psychological broadcasts", another leaflet proclaims.
The messages have become increasingly crude, however, and now describe Mrs Park as "political filth".
South Korean authorities have more recently been called out to deal with balloons that have not exploded in order to release their propaganda messages. Dozens of the balloons have instead landed in fields south of the border, triggering fears they contained biological or chemical agents.

"When we opened up a bundle that had dropped on the ground, we found plastic bags filled with leaflets and mixed with trash", a military official told the JoongAng Daily.
"We were concerned that North Korea could have sent biochemical substances to harm our people, but after analysing the contents it was just trash", he said.
"In some of the bundles, there were cigarette butts, tissues and daily waste", a police officer said, adding that it included used toilet paper.
A government spokesman described the North's psychological warfare methods as "immature".


"his philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -the cynics, the stoics and the epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'you can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.'" terry pratchett

Baruch

Americans pay to have their urban waste sent to Africa.  N Korea being Communist, refuses to pay S Korea.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

SGOS

QuoteA government spokesman described the North's psychological warfare methods as "immature".

Ya think??

Munch

So we have a country lead by a tubby who eats all the cheese he wants and thinks it won't have consequences later, and his army sents shit to the country his is bordered with.

Can we conclude that north korean is the 'mistake' child most hillbillys have because they don't understand how condoms work?
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

josephpalazzo

Well, Trump would build a fence so high, none of that crap would float over. Moreover, he would make N. Korea pay for the fence.

SGOS

North Korea is advancing every century.  They used to fling the poo by hand. 

aitm

This story could run alongside the movie "Carrie" with a few modifications. This little fat punk has just enough stupid to really fuck shit up.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Atheon

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Seneca


Unbeliever

Hopefully this is as close as they can get to biological warfare.
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman