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Started by Givemeareason, April 23, 2015, 06:53:35 PM

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Givemeareason

April 23, 2015, 06:53:35 PM
Two wooly mammoths are talking to each other.  One lifts up his foot and looks under it and there's a caveman stuck on the bottom of his foot.  He looks at the other with a frown and says "Humph!  I thought I smelled something.
I am a Hard Athiest.  I am thought provoking inwardly and outwardly.  I am a nonconforming freethinker.

Givemeareason

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April 23, 2015, 07:33:21 PM
Quote from: Givemeareason on April 23, 2015, 06:53:35 PM
Two wooly mammoths are talking to each other.  One lifts up his foot and looks under it and there's a caveman stuck on the bottom of his foot.  He looks at the other with a frown and says "Humph!  I thought I smelled something.
Ok, how about some Atheist humor...

An Athiest and an evangelical are having an argument.  Finally the Atheist says in frustration, "What are you!  Ignorant or Apathetic!  The evangelical promptly retorts,  "Well I don't know!  And I don't care!!
I am a Hard Athiest.  I am thought provoking inwardly and outwardly.  I am a nonconforming freethinker.

Munch

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April 23, 2015, 07:50:52 PM
Why did you just quote yourself?
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Termin

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April 23, 2015, 07:57:47 PM
A nihilist walks into a bar, weeping. Bartender asks, "Whatsa  matter." Nihilist says, "Nothing."
Termin 1:1

Evolution is probably the slowest biological process on planet earth, the only one that comes close is the understanding of it by creationists.

Givemeareason

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April 23, 2015, 10:32:48 PM
Quote from: Munch on April 23, 2015, 07:50:52 PM
Why did you just quote yourself?

Because there was nobody else to quote. :)
I am a Hard Athiest.  I am thought provoking inwardly and outwardly.  I am a nonconforming freethinker.

Munch

#6
April 24, 2015, 04:50:41 AM
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Gawdzilla Sama

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April 24, 2015, 06:09:11 AM
Quote from: Givemeareason on April 23, 2015, 06:53:35 PM
Two wooly mammoths are talking to each other.  One lifts up his foot and looks under it and there's a caveman stuck on the bottom of his foot.  He looks at the other with a frown and says "Humph!  I thought I smelled something.
Farside cartoon.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Givemeareason

#8
April 24, 2015, 08:52:31 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2015, 06:09:11 AM
Farside cartoon.

Yeh.  I saw that one about thirty years ago and have been laughing ever since.  I guess it said something to me about how important humanity is.
I am a Hard Athiest.  I am thought provoking inwardly and outwardly.  I am a nonconforming freethinker.

Givemeareason

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April 24, 2015, 09:34:53 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2015, 06:09:11 AM
Farside cartoon.

I had that cartoon posted in my office for many years.  Many looked at it but very few even casually laughed.  I think that may be that most people have a very human centered view of reality and could just not see the humor?
I am a Hard Athiest.  I am thought provoking inwardly and outwardly.  I am a nonconforming freethinker.

Atheon

#10
April 24, 2015, 11:35:52 AM
Nothing says to nothing, nothing.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Seneca

Givemeareason

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April 24, 2015, 11:36:58 AM
Quote from: Termin on April 23, 2015, 07:57:47 PM
A nihilist walks into a bar, weeping. Bartender asks, "Whatsa  matter." Nihilist says, "Nothing."

I am glad you joined in.  But be aware you and I have just engaged in behavior that is normally not acceptable when joining into a new group. ;)
I am a Hard Athiest.  I am thought provoking inwardly and outwardly.  I am a nonconforming freethinker.

Termin

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April 24, 2015, 11:45:00 AM
Knock Knock
Termin 1:1

Evolution is probably the slowest biological process on planet earth, the only one that comes close is the understanding of it by creationists.

Givemeareason

#13
April 24, 2015, 06:25:30 PM
I am a Hard Athiest.  I am thought provoking inwardly and outwardly.  I am a nonconforming freethinker.
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