Once Again, Satan Is Invading Your Life !

[Solitary]

This is a response to this from my Christian friend: OH MAN!!! Too funny. Is this reaching for something that was never intended!!? Hebrew label, cross upside down, release the Beast? These people need to get a life. I've never had the drink but that's not why. I like Coke, Peps, or Gatorade brother Butch. How about you?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

So.....Satan is this celestial intellect, a fallen angel, the chosen of god who turned against him; bound and determined to bring down mankind by using--- bar codes and Monster energy drink cans. Makes perfect sense.   

So instead of making me filthy rich and ruler of some kingdom all he can offer is a fucking monster drink? Well I'm impressed..

[stromboli]

The word that comes to mind is "extrapolate"; this broad is extrapolatin' the shit out of the Monster energy logo.

[Hydra009]

Did Urza survive the war? Was he ever reunited with his brother?

No and maybe (he found his brother in the heart of Phyrexia, which wasn't a very gentle place, but it could've been illusory and Mishra actually died in the Sylex blast from the Brothers' War)