Shroud Of Turin Is A Medieval Easter Prop

[stromboli]

OMG! I had pasta for supper. This is freaking spooky!

This explains why you can substitute Ramen for spaghetti. Apparently the Japanese also stole the whole noodle idea as well.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Ramen is actually a glue designed to stick to the sides of pans and bowls forever and to taste absolutely horrible.. In 1000 years archeology will discover the mysterious substance left behind stuck to pottery and such and attribute it to the second coming of Khryst...

[josephpalazzo]

Don't forget Marco Polo brought noodles back from China and they renamed it pasta. Sort of a pattern there.

And where did China get its noodles? Remember that all humans originated from Africa. So there.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

And where did China get its noodles? Remember that all humans originated from Africa. So there.

Yup, there's the case to be made that Ramen noodles do somewhat resemble the ebola virus..