the other jokes

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Back when I was a Scrabble player, I read the dictionary, like you did, over and over. I, though, was mostly interested in the 2-letter words, because they were very useful.

True, but the four-letter words were the most fun. ♥

[Nobody]

I also liked the very obscure words, because people would challenge my words and lose every time! Words like Brobdignagian, although I don't think I ever got the chance to use that particular word. 🤣

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Try "Phlogiston" for your back-up list.

[Nobody]

Yeah, Levoisier put that one to rest.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I also liked the very obscure words, because people would challenge my words and lose every time! Words like Brobdingnagian, although I don't think I ever got the chance to use that particular word. 🤣

FTFY.

T.rump's budget for personal aims is Brobdingnagian.

[Nobody]

Trump's ego is mega-Brobdingnagian!

[Cassia]

- I told my wife I want to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

- My girlfriend left me when she found out I only have nine toes. She's lack-toes intolerant.

- I made a graph of all my past relationships. There was an "ex" axis, and a "why" axis.

- I finished my book on babies. But next time, I'm just going to use a table.

- I accidentally drank holy water and laxatives. I'm about to start a religious movement.

[Nobody]

I have to use albuterol, so I call the dispenser Vlad the Inhaler.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I have to use albuterol, so I call the dispenser Vlad the Inhaler.

My wife asks "Have you hit the gas chamber this morning?" (Vaporizer ampules here. Once a day is enough.)