An open letter to Ellen Degeneres

[Johan]

I think the medium should crank up the drama by having the dead send more provocative messages:

"I regret having sex with your sister."

"I will never forgive you for what you did."

"You're next. I'm waiting."

"I don't regret having sex with your sister."

"And her friend."

"On your bed."

"The Mormons got it right."

If you want ratings, that shit will get you ratings like you've never imagined.

[GSOgymrat]

"I don't regret having sex with your sister."

"And her friend."

"On your bed."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

[AllPurposeAtheist]

There are directions on toilet paper wrappers?

I'm sure there would be if they had a TV show about it.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Dear Ellen, 
I regret to inform you that I don't watch your show and probably never will. However, if you include hard core lesbian porn scenes I might.

A concerned prude.

[PickelledEggs]

Dear Ellen, 
I regret to inform you that I don't watch your show and probably never will. However, if you include hard core lesbian porn scenes I might.

A concerned prude.

She would need HBO to give her some air time for that to happen

Sent via Internet Explorer

[Solitary]

   I lost a lot of respect for her selling out to corporate greed, and even more if she believes in that crap..  Solitary

[AllPurposeAtheist]

  I lost a lot of respect for her selling out to corporate greed, and even more if she believes in that crap..  Solitary

if she had hard core lesbian porn on her show you'd forgive her.

[Solitary]

Oh yeah! With Zoe Saldana and Miley Cyrus.  Solitary