Election Thread 2024

[Hydra009]

Can you guys come back to work?  Don't worry, we'll fire you again.

A Dec. 5 email obtained by USA TODAY shows the agency ordered a significant portion of staffers in the Office for Civil Rights to come back later this month. In the "return to duty" directive, officials acknowledged they're facing a sizable caseload of civil rights complaints

Gee, I wonder why.

and they underscored a need to utilize every resource at the government's disposal to work through them.

Shoulda thought about that BEFORE laying people off.  You can't fry the chicken then decide that you want eggs.

[Nobody]

Yeah, I saw this. I hope they can't get anybody back. Why would anyone want to go back?
What a clusterfuck!

[Cassia]

Can you guys come back to work?  Don't worry, we'll fire you again.


Gee, I wonder why.
Shoulda thought about that BEFORE laying people off.  You can't fry the chicken then decide that you want eggs.

Yeah, that'd be great.

[Hydra009]

Did you guys know that if you buy 5 pizzas, they give you a peace prize for free?  Crazy!  (Seriously, this is crazy)  What?  No of course they put it on you.  I'm not going to put a BOGO pizza prize around my own neck like some sort of weirdo.  Can you imagine?!  Ha!

[Cassia]

Welp, so glad my tax money goes to Trump's soybean farmer/socialists after the idiot inflates the prices that we pay with his tariffs. Those commodity markets are probably gone for good with China actually developing farmland in South America now. We get to support farmers forever, I guess because they can't find cheap workers anymore, LOL. These farmers and small businesses have had illegals paying into the Social Security system (money that they will never get back). Undocumented workers in the U.S. paid an estimated $25.7 billion into Social Security taxes in 2022 alone. That means less than 100 more full-sized social security checks until the checks get cut around 23%. Remember when old people used to eat dog food?

[Blackleaf]

Farmers: "I can't believe Trump would betray us like this! I'm gonna lose my farm as a direct result of his decisions! I'll still vote for him for his third term, though."