Dollar Store Gives out Nazi Ring as Toy Prize

[Gawdzilla Sama]

At least it wasn't Nazgul rings.

[aitm]

I suppose, if we try hard enough, and are of a conspiracy bent, we could imagine, in a darkened room, a small candle at the center of a table, a group of men, tatooed and smoking cigarettes with a bottle of Hammerschmiede; a long cloud of smoke emits from the eldest, he sighs to signal he is about be speak, the rest set their glasses down and bend forward..(.lucky for us he speaks in english with a the typical heavy german accent one would expect in a cheap american imaginery setting)...

." so ve schtart schmall...mehbe ve put a marble wit a svastika in a pitball macheen, or perhabs a toy rink in a goomball macheen, den ve spread like a quy-vit fog into da kulture...dey vey nebber no vat hit dem"...

gruff laughter breaks out,,,in german of course....

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I suppose, if we try hard enough, and are of a conspiracy bent, we could imagine, in a darkened room, a small candle at the center of a table, a group of men, tatooed and smoking cigarettes with a bottle of Hammerschmiede; a long cloud of smoke emits from the eldest, he sighs to signal he is about be speak, the rest set their glasses down and bend forward..(.lucky for us he speaks in english with a the typical heavy german accent one would expect in a cheap american imaginery setting)...

." so ve schtart schmall...mehbe ve put a marble wit a svastika in a pitball macheen, or perhabs a toy rink in a goomball macheen, den ve spread like a quy-vit fog into da kulture...dey vey nebber no vat hit dem"...

gruff laughter breaks out,,,in german of course....

Zo, yu haff seen der Iron Sky kino, ja?

[aitm]

Zo, yu haff seen der Iron Sky kino, ja?

I type germanish,I can't fuckin read it! Sheeesh

[eylul]

I really wonder what makes them to give that toys. What a brave act! eh?

[kilodelta]

Daz ist gut! Virst de kinder, den de vorld!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Daz ist gut! Virst de kinder, den de vorld!

Virst de kinder, den de kuche, und den de kirche.

[kilodelta]

Virst de kinder, den de kuche, und den de kirche.

Vait. De kirche ist mine fuhrer! Ve moost nut forgetten de kirche ist vhy ve do dis!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[kilodelta]

[kilodelta]

[Munch]

And you can drink a cool bottle of hitlers fav drink!

[kilodelta]

I had to look that one up:

Nazi ideology was biased against women in several ways. The Nazis used a simplified and exaggerated mythology about German life, needed a growing population to fight the wars that would unite the Volk, and was inherently misogynistic. The result was that a Nazi ideology claiming women should be restricted to three things: Kinder, Küche, Kirche, or ‘children, kitchen, church’. Women were encouraged from a young age to grow into mothers who bore children and then looked after them until they could go and conquer the east.