A Reminder- the Pastafarian Prayer

[stromboli]

“Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.”

......and lead us not into vegetarianism (cough) 

[ApostateLois]

Vegetarians could have meatless pasta. The Flying Spaghetti Monster (pizza sauce be upon Him) doesn't discriminate.

[Solitary]

I love pineapple vegetable pizza and garlic bread, and I'm a semi vegetarian. I even eat hamburger and steaks on special occasions. Damned! It's late and time to go to bed and I'm hungry. Why did you do this to me Strom? All I'm going to dream about tonight is the moon hitting my face like a big pizza pie with real mozzarella cheese on it while I sleep on a large piece of garlic bread.  Solitary

[PickelledEggs]

He boiled for our grins.

[stromboli]

He boiled for our grins.

(Stromboli looks up from his kitchen counter, licks the tomato sauce from his fingers and nods knowingly.)