Saudi Declares Fatwa Against Manned Mission To Mars

Started by stromboli, October 31, 2013, 11:46:23 PM

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stromboli

Quote from: "Gerard"
Quote from: "drunkenshoe"Interesting thing is he is not saying it is evil and devil's work all together, but demand it to be done with animals?

That's a very practical idea. It should make the whole operation hugely more successful....... Letting dogs and monkeys go to Mars. An inspiring and useful achievement that will accomplish.....   :shock:

Gerard

Hey, I can totally see it, G. Train the monkeys to build airtight shelters and the dogs to wear EV suits and do complicated mechanical activities and it would totally work, seriously.

Aupmanyav

Quote from: "SilentFutility"Where's the fatwa against islamic suicide bombers if you're not allowed to voluntarily throw yourself into perdition?
They are 'mujahideen'. Allah has 72 houries of white eyes for them and an unlimited supply of booze for them in heaven.
"Brahma Satyam Jagan-mithya" (Brahman is the truth, the observed is an illusion)
"Sarve Khalu Idam Brahma" (All this here is Brahman)

SilentFutility

Quote from: "Aupmanyav"
Quote from: "SilentFutility"Where's the fatwa against islamic suicide bombers if you're not allowed to voluntarily throw yourself into perdition?
They are 'mujahideen'. Allah has 72 houries of white eyes for them and an unlimited supply of booze for them in heaven.
Yeah I know.
Another thing to note is that this isn't deliberate suicide. You can't come back...but the aim is that these people will continue to live until they simply die naturally on mars.

Gerard

Quote from: "SilentFutility"but the aim is that these people will continue to live until they simply die naturally on mars.

The last of which will be achieved without too many difficulties and rather speedily, I suppose.....

Gerard

stromboli

Hey. good luck with their reality show. I would certainly watch. Nothing like watching people degenerate from total enthusiasm to total despair and then die by either suicide or slowly waste away from lack of resources or oxygen. Ought to generate huge viewing numbers.  =D>

Plu

It would give more insight into the human condition than 50 years of watching reality television, for sure.

stromboli

Quote from: "Plu"It would give more insight into the human condition than 50 years of watching reality television, for sure.

For sure.

SilentFutility

Quote from: "stromboli"Hey. good luck with their reality show. I would certainly watch. Nothing like watching people degenerate from total enthusiasm to total despair and then die by either suicide or slowly waste away from lack of resources or oxygen. Ought to generate huge viewing numbers.  =D>
I think you'd have to choose some really quite exceptional individuals for the psychological burden to not be too great.
Even then, we can obviously only guess at how people would react to being on mars.

The question is, can we make our guesses educated ones? Are there any tests or trial runs we can do to in order learn from them?


frosty

I wonder why anyone even gives this type of stuff any sort of attention at all. The people that made this fatwa are a bunch of superstitious over-zealous retards that want to be simple people on Planet Earth and follow their religion and just be happy that way. Every single day people condemn science and technological progression in the name of religion. It's going to be 2014 soon and this is like a really, really bad movie being played billions of times over. I wonder why these type of statements even make the press when there are all sorts of comments on this very web site that dominate religious superstition every single time.

Atheon

Quote from: "Jmpty"I have grown weary of Fatwas.
I prefer thinwas.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Seneca

FrankDK

>  There should be no idol or image of Mary or Jesus. Allah abhors that. Do it in the confine of your house.

According to the Bible, there should be no Christmas trees, either.  

Jeremiah 10:2-4 Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.  For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.  They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

Frank

Satt

We haven't even built a base station on the moon yet. One thing at a time.
Quote from: \"the_antithesis\"We\'re a bunch of twats on the internet. We can\'t help you. You should see a psychologist.

stromboli

Quote from: "Satt"We haven't even built a base station on the moon yet. One thing at a time.

Moon, shmoon. Fuck the moon. The Chinese are there already, probably looking to mine it. I think we should concentrate on putting a gigantic, brightly lit sign in space that says "THERE IS NO GOD, SO FUCK YOU" that can be read over the whole earth. Money well spent, imo.  :-D