Gday Gday

[dgirl1986]

Welcome. A female?

I enjoy cozy nights by the fire and long walks on the beach with my Yorkie, Shane. I love the smell of flowers after the rain the feel of silk against my skin.  :-D

Well my girlfriend says I am female but who knows :P

[dgirl1986]

See..told ya.. Women don't exist on the internet. Probably some fat guy in his underwear named Ernie living in his grandma's basement playing some silly facebook games and imitating girls and stromboli's hitting on him. :-k

Nah just a fat chick in her workclothes name donna at work pretending to work imitating someone with a mind :P

[stromboli]

No sweat. I am a fat old man in his 60's been married 36 years, so we're all on the same page now.  And the nearest beach is a sludge filled Great Salt Lake that has a beach covered with brine flies.

[dgirl1986]

No sweat. I am a fat old man in his 60's been married 36 years, so we're all on the same page now.  And the nearest beach is a sludge filled Great Salt Lake that has a beach covered with brine flies.

Sounds....amazing? lol

Btw your avatar is smoking hot

[stromboli]

No sweat. I am a fat old man in his 60's been married 36 years, so we're all on the same page now.  And the nearest beach is a sludge filled Great Salt Lake that has a beach covered with brine flies.

Sounds....amazing? lol

Btw your avatar is smoking hot

Thanks. I went with a different style- not a hot Asian woman- and actually got complained at, so brought er' back.

[_Xenu_]

We always need more women here. Welcome.

[stromboli]

I used to work with an old dude who was a Mormon missionary that served in Australia. He said you had to check your shoes every morning for spiders and shit. He also said they would find evil spiders and other stuff in the showers. There is stuff on the internet about some nasty critters over there. Is that really the case?

[_Xenu_]

No sweat. I am a fat old man in his 60's been married 36 years, so we're all on the same page now.  And the nearest beach is a sludge filled Great Salt Lake that has a beach covered with brine flies.

Sounds....amazing? lol

Btw your avatar is smoking hot

You have good taste in women.  :-D

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I thought of being like stromboli and imitating hot women online, but the thought of some pimple face kid fapping to some imagined image of me... well.. doesn't really cut it.

[dgirl1986]

I used to work with an old dude who was a Mormon missionary that served in Australia. He said you had to check your shoes every morning for spiders and shit. He also said they would find evil spiders and other stuff in the showers. There is stuff on the internet about some nasty critters over there. Is that really the case?

Depending on where you are depends on how bad it can get but yeah I check my shoes for any bugs, spiders etc before I put them on. Yeah we get some nasty little creepy crawlies as well as big nasty things that hurt when they get you like snakes lol.

My gf gets massive spiders in her house during summer, like around the size of her whole hand. Creeps me the hell out.

[_Xenu_]

Depending on where you are depends on how bad it can get but yeah I check my shoes for any bugs, spiders etc before I put them on. Yeah we get some nasty little creepy crawlies as well as big nasty things that hurt when they get you like snakes lol.

My gf gets massive spiders in her house during summer, like around the size of her whole hand. Creeps me the hell out.

Do you ever read Cracked.com? All its writers are terrified of Australia and mention it frequently in regards to anything dangerous.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/

Its one of the best sites on the net.

[dgirl1986]

Depending on where you are depends on how bad it can get but yeah I check my shoes for any bugs, spiders etc before I put them on. Yeah we get some nasty little creepy crawlies as well as big nasty things that hurt when they get you like snakes lol.

My gf gets massive spiders in her house during summer, like around the size of her whole hand. Creeps me the hell out.

Do you ever read Cracked.com? All its writers are terrified of Australia and mention it frequently in regards to anything dangerous.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/

Its one of the best sites on the net.

lol yeah it was a running joke with my online american pagan friends that most of the people in aus died from mutantly large spider attacks :P

[Graniona123]

Hi, welcome :D