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Started by Triple Nine, September 14, 2013, 06:44:52 PM

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Triple Nine

This week at study hall in Drew Hall at Howard University one of the RAs literally made me sit there for an hour hearing "love tips" and stories of his sexual escapades. It probably the stupidest thing that has happened to me so far and certainly was a waste I time. I had to order my pizza really late. Not only do I hate drama but I hate people who try to prove their "macho", its just immature. Oh yeah, and most of the boys liked it to make it worst. No AC in here is bad enough but come on. So in conclusion, fuck this guy and anyone else who feels they need flex their "macho" and drama.
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AllPurposeAtheist

Sounds...uhh..like 7th grade gym class. What's an RA?
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GrinningYMIR

Enh, I find it a lot with the freshman at my school. They still haven't gotten over the fact that; A. they're out of high school, and B. they aren't the top of the chain anymore.

They still feel the need to be alphas in their area, so they try to make themselves out to be as macho as possible in the hope that all of the females will rush over to them and fawn.

Not my thing.

Nah, I'll stick to wearing my Rangers cap and my Tali shirt. I'm not there to impress anyone, I'm there for a better life in the long term.

So I join the OP in saying; fuck em
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Poison Tree

Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"What's an RA?
I think "resident assistant" a student who basically assists the dean in a dormitory.
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AllPurposeAtheist

Well...I don't mean to belittle anyone, but there is that whole getting laid more issue..   :-k
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aitm

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GSOgymrat

I can understand why you found it irritating but I often find macho "love tips" pretty amusing.

[youtube:s47ta0am]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBvHbnhl3M8[/youtube:s47ta0am]

Triple Nine

Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Sounds...uhh..like 7th grade gym class. What's an RA?

Resident assistant or some shit. Basically grad students telling us what to do.
Playing: Skullgirls
On hold: Shin Megami Tensei IV (3DS)
Pokemon X & Y (3DS)
Whenever I get my GODDAMNED 3DS back  \":evil:\"
Religion, Nationalism, and Racism is all under the evil wing of Conservatism and preservation of useless traditions!

SGOS

RAs, sometimes called dorm counselors, are almost always upperclassmen so they are automatically repositories of vital information foreign to those just out of high school.  They've been in college at least one year longer than Freshmen, and therefore, are in a unique position to give tips on how to get laid.

Actually, most RAs aren't like that all, but I did have one really weird RA my first year in college.  He was on some kind of strange power trip and ran the floor like it was boot camp.  I guess the dean received a number of complaints, and he was removed during the first semester.  No good bye or anything.  Just one day he was gone and a new guy took his place.