Obama sends lesbian farmers to invade rural conservative America

[stromboli]

Lesbian farm girls. Get back to the fucking topic.

[drunkenshoe]

OK I googled lesbian farm girls to add a funny pic and realised that strom actually posted the only postable pic.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Do his listeners know this?  Follow-up:  shouldn't they?

Great thundering herds of confirmation bias at godlikeproductions.

[FaithIsFilth]

Do his listeners know this?  Follow-up:  shouldn't they?

Lots of them do, but I don't see why this matters. Freedom of speech. Period.

For anyone who takes him too seriously, that's their fault for being an idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_rWrjg9T5s

[Atheon]

Let the Vagenda of Manocide begin!!

[DeltaEpsilon]

Don't apologise. Tell me to shove it up my ass. I was doing a parody of a social justice warrior and trying to sound as ridiculous as possible. In reality, I dislike the language police probably more than anyone here. I'm even cool with the use of the words nigger (no, using this word is not racist), faggot (no, using this word is not homophobic), whore, slut, etc. Have at it. I don't have a problem with the use of the word idiot either, but I do think people are hypocrites when they say I shouldn't use the word nigger or fag, yet they can use idiot, stupid, blind, etc. Stupid and blind as insults are making light of the situation handicapped people find themselves in. Nigger to me pretty much just means "dude", and faggot has nothing whatsoever to do with homosexuality when I use it (of course it can be homophobic, but not unless it's meant in that way). Faggot to me just means "lame". Some might ask "how am I supposed to know you're not being homophobic?" Well, when homophobes use fag as an insult, they usually make it pretty clear that they mean to be homophobic. If someone sees a post of mine with that word in it and takes offense, that's their problem (I probably have the gayest avatar on here, well, next to Munch's that is, so there should be no reason for anyone to think I'm meaning to be homophobic). Why don't I use the word "lame" in it's place? Well, I don't see lame as being any less offensive than fag, so I'll use the word once in a blue moon just to show that I don't think the word should be considered off limits. Now, does that mean that it's cool to go up to a random person and call them fag or nigger. No, of course not, but that's an entirely different conversation. There's a time and a place to use these words, and obviously you don't just go up to a random black guy and call him nigger.

It was a sarcastic apology.

[Atheon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_rWrjg9T5s

Jesus F. Christ, Alex Jones is a lunatic! Totally off his rocker and in need of hospitalization in a mental health facility.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

He knows his audience.

[stromboli]

So I googled "muscular lesbian farmers" and got



You never know......

[widdershins]

I'm pretty sure this isn't a real thing.  I tried hooker farming back in the '90s.  I planted so many hookers.  Not one of them sprouted.  I highly doubt you can farm lesbians.

[Mr. Pibb]

This is a pretty silly story.  This is why I enjoy listening to the Rush Limbaugh Show whenever I am on the road.  Sometimes you find a real gem. 

There might be some lesbians that decide to move from the city to the country and use the USDA to get their farm started after hearing about these seminars.  However, most of the people Mr. Limbaugh is referring to are already farming or at least living and working in rural communities.  These programs are deisgned to help poorer farming communities and are available to anyone as long as they meet the criteria (http://www.rd.usda.gov/programs-services/single-family-housing-guaranteed-loan-program, http://www.rd.usda.gov/programs-services/community-facilities-direct-loan-grant-program).  LGBTQ is NOT a requirement.    The intention isn't to flood rural America with gays but to inform farmers that happen to be members of the LGBTQ community of their options.  They do the same thing for veterans, women, new farmers, minorities, and specialized crop producers. 
He seems to have fallen for the stereotype that all gay people are well-off urban dwellers, when in fact, many also live in the country and suffer from the same problems (e.g. "brain drains", bullying, lack of infrastructure) as their straight neighbors.  His media colleague at The Washington Free Beacon takes the art of generalizations a bit further and lower referring to the people of rural America as "hillbillies". http://freebeacon.com/issues/feds-holding-summits-lesbian-farmers/   

Outside a handful of specialized throwback farms nobody is still using horse drawn plows or any other antique farm equipment.  Draft animals were obsolete by the 1940s. 



 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

At least they're human. Pig farmers, on the other hand...