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Started by AllPurposeAtheist, February 09, 2014, 05:59:58 AM

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AllPurposeAtheist

All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

sunnyK

When i was just a little boy my parents always told me never to open the cellar door. I listened to them and behaved, i never opened the cellar door. I often wondered what i would see behind it and one day it got to be too much. I just had to know what was behind that door. So i walked up and opened it and you know what i saw....................trees, the sun, other children!

Solitary

I thimk that was a goode one. Solitary
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: "sunnyK"When i was just a little boy my parents always told me never to open the cellar door. I listened to them and behaved, i never opened the cellar door. I often wondered what i would see behind it and one day it got to be too much. I just had to know what was behind that door. So i walked up and opened it and you know what i saw....................trees, the sun, other children!
So that's why it's been so gloomy all winter and so cold. The sun is in your parents basement.  :-k
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

sunnyK

Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"
Quote from: "sunnyK"When i was just a little boy my parents always told me never to open the cellar door. I listened to them and behaved, i never opened the cellar door. I often wondered what i would see behind it and one day it got to be too much. I just had to know what was behind that door. So i walked up and opened it and you know what i saw....................trees, the sun, other children!
So that's why it's been so gloomy all winter and so cold. The sun is in your parents basement.  :-k


I was raised down in the cellar, that is the joke, it is not really true i just have always thought it was a good joke.

AllPurposeAtheist

Damn..and I was planning a trip to your parents basement to see the sun.  :-$
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

St Giordano Bruno

I heard of one very religious guy who thought it would be pretty cool to tattoo the word "GOD" on his forehead.  All the tattoo parlours in his town refused to do faces at the time, so he decided to get a tattoo kit and do one himself looking in the bathroom mirror. He was cautioned he would have to reverse each letter around because it would be in mirror reverse, but did not occur to him he would need to reverse the whole word  as well and it read "DOG" in huge bold red and black letters.   At the least the spelling was right, albeit the wrong word. His god can be a real bitch sometimes.
Voltaire - "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities"

aitm

A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust