That settles it.

People are weird.

Imagine really needing to use the bathroom and you open the door and this is what you see.

It really is like watching a bookshelf tip over and trying to catch every book.  Only so much you can do.  Aggressive classes still gotta play smart and break contact when outmatched.

I'm not gonna say I'm biased, but my friends do tend to live longer on average.  :P

Eighty-two-year-old woman after man breaks into her home: "Somebody call an ambulance! But not for me."

https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/13oky5g/he_broke_into_the_wrong_house/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

God, I hate influencers who do this kind of thing unironically. It's so transparent.

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/13pill5/these_influencers_are_such_nice_people_i_wish_he/

https://i.imgur.com/HyEkY2p.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/hF6FGIA.mp4

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Can't believe he doesn't listen to Taylor Swift. 😒

I barely know who Taylor Swift even is... 

Quote from: Unbeliever on May 29, 2023, 08:14:19 PMI barely know who Taylor Swift even is... 

"Hey! Taylor Swift has as new album out! She must have broke up with another boyfriend!"

Quote from: Unbeliever on May 29, 2023, 08:14:19 PMI barely know who Taylor Swift even is... 

I know, right? Who's he?

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/13wj9jx/and_its_turning_the_frogs_gay_this_is_outa_control/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 31, 2023, 07:13:07 PMhttps://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/13wj9jx/and_its_turning_the_frogs_gay_this_is_outa_control/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

*Newton rolling over in his grave*

Fig Newton?