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Started by Nam, July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM

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Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Hydra009 on January 04, 2021, 09:51:40 PM
People commonly use apostrophes to make plurals.  It wouldn't surprise me in the lease if they thought amen was a masculine noun.
The preacher was playing on the "God created a man and a woman, not two men" thing, I suspect. Alternatively he couldn't get a gender neutral ending worked out and winged it.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Baruch

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2021, 10:42:45 AM
The preacher was playing on the "God created a man and a woman, not two men" thing, I suspect. Alternatively he couldn't get a gender neutral ending worked out and winged it.

Haw haw ... Adam's first wife was Lilith.  She ran away, being the first feminist.  Subsequently married Satan.  I feel sorry for Satan ;-))  Never marry a divorcee on rebound!
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Blackleaf

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2021, 10:42:45 AM
The preacher was playing on the "God created a man and a woman, not two men" thing, I suspect. Alternatively he couldn't get a gender neutral ending worked out and winged it.

Ah, the "God created Adam and Eve, and Adam and Steve" argument. That's such a weak ass argument. Even if we assume the creation myth of Christianity is true, God creating a man and a woman was necessary. Otherwise, the human species would have met a dead end right at the start. I mean, you still have the unavoidable issue of incest with their children, so a truly intelligent God would have just made more than two people to start with. But God choosing not to make his only two humans, responsible for repopulating the Earth, a gay or lesbian couple says nothing about whether or not gay or lesbian marriage would be allowed later.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Baruch

I have no problem with gays .. but the idea of an all gay world .. is a bit gay, if you know what I mean.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Gawdzilla Sama

Why even give them the urge to have sex at all?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Baruch

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2021, 04:00:55 PM
Why even give them the urge to have sex at all?

I understand you are married, so you are taken care of already ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.


Baruch

Just put Uncle Sam back up G-d's ass.  That is where the US belongs.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

drunkenshoe

#8678
"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

Gawdzilla Sama

We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Mr.Obvious

A glass of brandy, as I watch democracy burn.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 06, 2021, 05:45:13 PM
A glass of brandy, as I watch democracy burn.
Don't panic, a riot is not the end of the world.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Mr.Obvious

woops, meant to post that in another thread.

Not panicking neither. But it is a sad sight to see.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Baruch

Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 06, 2021, 05:45:13 PM
A glass of brandy, as I watch democracy burn.

This Is Sparta!  Ouzo much better choice than ... brandy.  Shouldn't you drink schnapps?
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.