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Started by Unbeliever, September 11, 2018, 02:28:26 PM

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Unbeliever

I couldn't find a thread to put this in, so I had to start a new one.

First ‘red heifer’ born in Israel for 2,000 years triggers armageddon fears after Christian and Jewish holy books say it will ‘bring the end of the world’

Jewish Group Says End Times Biblical Prophecy Fulfilled, Flawless 'Red Heifer' Could Signal the Third Temple

So now we know why all those end-times predictions of Armageddon didn't come true - they had to wait for a perfect red calf to be born!

Brace yourselves for a new storm of crazies claiming the Rapture will occur any day now. It'd be nice if it did happen, the world would be a much saner place without all those faith-heads bothering us.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Unbeliever

Here's a video that explains it:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjVl_60DdZ0

Of course, now that they finally have a red cow they have to kill it. Because God is love?
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gawdzilla Sama

I think the major event coming up is a cowchip flingin' contest.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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Munch

That poor baby cow..

Being born a little different in a lunatic society. She had no chance
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Sal1981


Unbeliever

Quote from: Munch on September 11, 2018, 04:36:22 PM
That poor baby cow..

Being born a little different in a lunatic society. She had no chance
Just shows that being born "perfect" isn't necessarily all it's cracked up to be.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Several people I know are nuts about this sort of stuff.  I try not to bring up the subject.

The idea of "fulfilling prophecy" is nuts.  The Temple Institute is nuts.  The two Chief Rabbis of Israel would never agree to it.

I really don't think Israel would allow the demolishing of the Dome of the Rock or Al Aqsa Mosque.

The religious nuts consider modern Israel to be treif anyway ... among the first people to be oppressed, would be the majority of Israeli society, including the majority of Jews, who are rather secular.  At least most Muslims and Christians there are religious, the majority of Jews are not.

BTW ... the fully Orthodox Naturei Karta Jews are opposed to modern Israel, including any Temple Institute stuff.  Basically, only the Messiah can reestablish Israel, and the Socialist Atheist Jews who did, don't qualify.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

Israel should never have been reborn, according to "God's Holy Word":

Quote from: Amos 5:2The virgin of Israel is fallen; she shall no more rise: she is forsaken upon her land; there is none to raise her up.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on September 11, 2018, 07:46:12 PM
Israel should never have been reborn, according to "God's Holy Word":

So ...  a quote about gang rape ...
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Hakurei Reimu

The heifer isn't even "red" anyway... more like a ruddy brown. Know your colors, people!
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(she bites!)
Spinny Miko Avatar shamelessly ripped off from Iosys' Neko Miko Reimu

SGOS

Quote from Andy 5:3
QuoteAin't no virgins around here.

Cavebear

Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on September 11, 2018, 09:12:03 PM
The heifer isn't even "red" anyway... more like a ruddy brown. Know your colors, people!

Not to make light of color, but I recall reading a personal account from someone.  She and her sister were arguing whether a particular dress was "apricot" or "salmon".  Their brother walked in and said it was "cantaloupe".  He worked at a paint store.

My bedroom is "aztec rouge", my computer room is "blueberry mist", my living room is "hunter green".  My TV room is "some dark red".  You can't know them all, LOL!
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on September 12, 2018, 03:55:52 AM
Not to make light of color, but I recall reading a personal account from someone.  She and her sister were arguing whether a particular dress was "apricot" or "salmon".  Their brother walked in and said it was "cantaloupe".  He worked at a paint store.

My bedroom is "aztec rouge", my computer room is "blueberry mist", my living room is "hunter green".  My TV room is "some dark red".  You can't know them all, LOL!

Dude!  You do fit in with gay folk ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2018, 01:59:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj3VphK9AMk

I might point out that just posting videos without some personal discussion about the post you are referring to often can begin to sound a bit lackadaisical on your part. 

"Not that there is anything WRONG with that".


Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!