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Started by Aletheia, April 11, 2015, 07:58:38 PM

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stromboli

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 12, 2015, 10:09:32 AM
I personally don't use pick up lines in bar. I just sit quietly and lick my eyebrows.

If I ever doubted you are ex Navy I don't now.

kilodelta

No words needed. Just snap their bra and they'll be all over you.
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

Aletheia

Quote from: kilodelta on April 12, 2015, 12:46:39 PM
No words needed. Just snap their bra and they'll be all over you.

Yeah, and so will their boyfriends/spouses

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Quote from: Jakenessif you believe in the supernatural, you do not understand modern science. Period.

the_antithesis


Desdinova

Can you give me hand with this couch?

"How long will we be
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye"
  -Disturbed, Liberate

kilodelta

Can you give me a hand with this crotch?
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

aitm

I like ta help ya, but….well the title kinda excludes me.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Aletheia

Quote from: Jakenessif you believe in the supernatural, you do not understand modern science. Period.

AllPurposeAtheist

My pickup line never worked.. I still haven't found one woman interested in coming over to check out my dried used booger collection..
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Draconic Aiur


the_antithesis


the_antithesis

"Wanna read my fan fiction?"

Bonus points if you mention what franchise the fanfic is for, if it's a mashup of two or more franchises, or if it's a fan film.


stromboli

"Oh, and we'll go dutch with the bill"

kilodelta

Quote from: aitm on April 13, 2015, 05:46:18 PM
I like ta help ya, but….well the title kinda excludes me.

Well, I'll cover your quota. In fact, I'll cover everyone's failed pickup line quotas!

Here's one: "Hey babe. My mom kicked me out of the house until I get some poontang. Wanna help the homeless?"
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know