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My first Colonoscopy

Started by Solitary, August 10, 2014, 03:17:57 PM

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Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Desdinova on August 11, 2014, 09:38:51 AM
The best thing about my colonoscopy was the subsequent farting.  Giant, room clearing, anal mass ejections that made me feel like a superhuman.  I was so fucking proud.  Alas, no one in the recovery room seemed to notice.  They just went about their business.  Then I heard a sonic boom from somewhere else, and a lady exclaim "I'm so sorry!".  The nurse told her, "That's OK honey, farting's OK in here.  It's actually necessary".  I smiled to myself.  "I must be dreaming." I thought.  Multiple farts ensued.
Sadly, without the rotting matter in the pipes it's all sound and fury, signifying nothing.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

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Quote from: Desdinova on August 11, 2014, 09:38:51 AM
The best thing about my colonoscopy was the subsequent farting.  Giant, room clearing, anal mass ejections that made me feel like a superhuman.  I was so fucking proud.  Alas, no one in the recovery room seemed to notice.  They just went about their business.  Then I heard a sonic boom from somewhere else, and a lady exclaim "I'm so sorry!".  The nurse told her, "That's OK honey, farting's OK in here.  It's actually necessary".  I smiled to myself.  "I must be dreaming." I thought.  Multiple farts ensued.

Lol. you were living the dream.

Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Solitary on August 11, 2014, 10:18:57 AM
I did, and I know what you mean, but it wasn't as bad as I thought was going to be. Finding out I had prostate cancer was, and after the operation, I found out life can even be a worse hell than I had been through before. Solitary
I went with "3D conformal radiation", which is supposed to reduce damage to other tissues by sending the rays from three directions rather than one. Only 5% of patients get "radiation-induced protatistis" after that procedure.

Guess what...
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers