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Brb, converting to Hinduism.
Strangely that almost makes perfect sense in a sheepish kind of way..
Of course is real . I was chuck Norris in my past life .
that's so so baaaaaaaad *sheep sounds*
:rollin:
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"that's so so baaaaaaaad *sheep sounds*
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I... I don't know what to believe any more.
I know I have lived at least one life I know of, that's all I know. As for God(s) I don't even know of one, so I guess I have to assume there aren't any.
=D> :rollin: Thanks! I needed that. Bill
I am probably the only person here who has had to clean sheep shit off my boots after kicking them in the ass. Long story short, every comparison between human churchgoers and a flock of sheep is, sadly, very accurate.
Quote from: "stromboli"every comparison between human churchgoers and a flock of sheep is, sadly, very accurate.
Except that most sheep are more intelligent than most human churchgoers. Try convincing a sheep that green plastic is as good as grass.
Of course it is real.
Jesus's purpose for adventing was to show that we are not the [material body] we are spirit-soul.
That revelation buttressed the ideal democratic individualism and is the basis behind the ipso facto idea of a individual's self-sovernty as the status-quo.
There is no scientific evidence reincarnation works. All evidence is anecdotal. There is also no evidence Jesus existed.
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 09:19:55 AM
Of course it is real.
Ok then , what was your last cause of death ? :dance:
Quote from: stromboli on December 03, 2014, 11:12:21 AM
There is no scientific evidence reincarnation works. All evidence is anecdotal. There is also no evidence Jesus existed.
So it is thus a topic beyond your purview? Correct?
I can boldly declare many thing about topics that I know nothing about ---that would make me a News Reporter.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
inre "evidence":
Q How do you know who your real father is?
A. Ask your mom!
This is how knowledge is passed down and received.
It takes min. 12 years of learning the ABC's to read a great book and to be paid as a professional writer ---whatever field it is ---it was achieved via devote work & service at the feet of a GURU.
If a person shows you how to cook opossum in a vat of beer ---that cook was the GURU.
Quote from: Green Bottle on December 03, 2014, 11:55:11 AM
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 09:19:55 AM
Of course it is real.
Ok then , what was your last cause of death ? :dance:
Ya got me!
To "Re-incarnate" indeed means to return "as one was in the past" ---"Reincarnation" IS NOT THE CORRECT "TERM"!!!!
The correct term is "Transmigration of the soul".
The soul is the seat of consciousness. The soul ('anima' in Latin) animates the material body.
The soul is composed of "Non-Material Energy [sat-chit-ananda ~aka, Spirit-soul]"
vs
The material body is composed of "Material Energy [EARTH-WATER-FIRE-AIR-ETHER-MIND-INTELL-EGO-SPACE-TIME-KARMA ... that temporarily is: created, maintained, dissolved and then similarly re-used ad-infinitum]"
We are spirit-souls in the Material world.
Quote from: Green Bottle on December 03, 2014, 11:55:11 AM
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 09:19:55 AM
Of course it is real.
Ok then , what was your last cause of death ? :dance:
I was an ant. I was killed by the ant god who spread the dreaded coffee grounds on the colony and the queen made us gather it for the upcoming winter that never came. Of course back in those days we were all females because the male's only job was to fuck the queen and then we ate the bastard..
Quote from: St Giordano Bruno on March 26, 2013, 10:38:21 PM
I know I have lived at least one life I know of, that's all I know. As for God(s) I don't even know of one, so I guess I have to assume there aren't any.
You know many many many Gods!!
A] why would you know one if you met one? How is it that you would be informed of what to look for? I doubt that one can define what is a God.
b] What is a God? ---i bet all will answer in the way that says a God "GETS ALL THE GOOD STUFF".
c] There are humans among us that "GETS ALL THE GOOD STUFF" ---this suffices for your stratum of God-status.
Do you know the distance between extreme poverty and mis-fortune ---and the life of a Derick Jetter?
There is karma for every wielder of free-will.
Never 'assume' ---you make an ass out of you & me.
The Gods you know of & the Gods I state you know all around you at every stratum of life ---all these so-called "demi-gods" are born and live in the material world like the rest of us.
The Persona suprema de Dio is ---by definition Transcendantal to Time & space and "manifest" material energy ---Godhead is Transcendent ---with an abode outside the material cosmos.
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 03, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
I was an ant. I was killed by the ant god who spread the dreaded coffee grounds on the colony and the queen made us gather it for the upcoming winter that never came. Of course back in those days we were all females because the male's only job was to fuck the queen and then we ate the bastard..
Only in the human form of life is Karma created. In Other forms karma is burnt off.
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 12:16:58 PM
So it is thus a topic beyond your purview? Correct?
I can boldly declare many thing about topics that I know nothing about ---that would make me a News Reporter.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
inre "evidence":
Q How do you know who your real father is?
A. Ask your mom!
This is how knowledge is passed down and received.
It takes min. 12 years of learning the ABC's to read a great book and to be paid as a professional writer ---whatever field it is ---it was achieved via devote work & service at the feet of a GURU.
If a person shows you how to cook opossum in a vat of beer ---that cook was the GURU.
Instead of dancing around the issue, please provide evidence of your belief. you can't because it is a belief. So is Christianity an Islam. All the noise you make on this forum is just noise.
Quote from: stromboli on December 03, 2014, 01:51:33 PM
Instead of dancing around the issue, please provide evidence of your belief. you can't because it is a belief. So is Christianity an Islam. All the noise you make on this forum is just noise.
Thanks for the Clanging & one hand clapping!
All you do, every step you make, every endeavor to strive for, each morsel of food, each sunrise etc ---you experience in a state of FAITH.
You do nothing with out first demonstrating your hapless reliance of FAITH. Do you agree?
The bus driver, The taxi driver, The airplane pilot, The ship's captain, the large teen with a hoodie walking your way, the elevator maintenance mechanic, the auto mechanic that tightened the nuts on your auto's wheel hubs, the short-order cook, the chinese deliver guy, the condom that wont leak ----all of these and all other concerns are carried out with the FAITH that OTHERS WILL DO THEIR PART ---for your enjoyment.
There for the grace of God goes your FAITH.
BTW, sub-human species of life require no FAITH ---they just find things by sniffing out palatable scents.
Let us have FAITH that your Peristalsis continues faithfully.
yeah, he blathers on like this in other forums as well, he may need to be re-incarnated soon.
Quote from: Green Bottle on December 03, 2014, 11:55:11 AM
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 09:19:55 AM
Of course it is real.
Ok then , what was your last cause of death ? :dance:
Before I was born ---I was dead. As soon as I was born--- the opposite state was destined to visit me.
They both go together. Opposites can not be separated --they exists together as a pair ---Ying & Yang is the principle that creation is composed of Opposites.
Quote from: aitm on December 03, 2014, 02:10:07 PM
yeah, he blathers on like this in other forums as well, he may need to be re-incarnated soon.
He's already earned the hammer in my book.
Quote from: aitm on December 03, 2014, 02:10:07 PM
yeah, he blathers on like this in other forums as well, he may need to be re-incarnated soon.
Your Peristalsis faithfully follows your commands?
yeah, he's Ying, I'm Yang
You got my vote.
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Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 12:16:58 PM
Q How do you know who your real father is?
A. Ask your mom!
You have obviously never watched South Park :the episode where Cartman tries to find his real dad. :lol:
Sent from your mom.
Does the moth perceive its fate? Is a blade of grass withering in the sun able to withstand the moon? We are all nodes on the lattice work of the universe, spirit energy pulses between the synapses. I was once a goat in another life, confined to a farm in southern WV. There I was repeatedly raped by inbred hillbillies. I bore them children and they called be "Maaaaaaaa". This is the essence of existence.
Quote from: stromboli on June 01, 2013, 10:08:56 AM
I am probably the only person here who has had to clean sheep shit off my boots after kicking them in the ass. Long story short, every comparison between human churchgoers and a flock of sheep is, sadly, very accurate.
Could you explain why you had boots on---he! he! Solitary
I could, but I think you already know the answer..........
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 02:09:36 PM
Thanks for the Clanging & one hand clapping!
All you do, every step you make, every endeavor to strive for, each morsel of food, each sunrise etc ---you experience in a state of FAITH.
You do nothing with out first demonstrating your hapless reliance of FAITH. Do you agree?
The bus driver, The taxi driver, The airplane pilot, The ship's captain, the large teen with a hoodie walking your way, the elevator maintenance mechanic, the auto mechanic that tightened the nuts on your auto's wheel hubs, the short-order cook, the chinese deliver guy, the condom that wont leak ----all of these and all other concerns are carried out with the FAITH that OTHERS WILL DO THEIR PART ---for your enjoyment.
There for the grace of God goes your FAITH.
BTW, sub-human species of life require no FAITH ---they just find things by sniffing out palatable scents.
Let us have FAITH that your Peristalsis continues faithfully.
There is a difference between pondering the uncertainties life is facing us with, and faith in unproven and unprovable assumptions. In that I may reasonably assume, or even know, certain things to happen or be valid unless some unfortunate or bizarre circumstances prevail. Faith is a different thing altogether, because it doesn't include things that stand to reason (unless some unfortunate...... etc...)
Gerard
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 12:35:08 PM
Only in the human form of life is Karma created. In Other forms karma is burnt off.
That's a human chauvinist pig response.
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 12:35:08 PM
Only in the human form of life is Karma created. In Other forms karma is burnt off.
Which proves once again the belief is centered on you. You can't possibly know how karma affects other animals.
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 09:19:55 AM
Of course it is real.
Jesus's purpose for adventing was to show that we are not the [material body] we are spirit-soul.
That revelation buttressed the ideal democratic individualism and is the basis behind the ipso facto idea of a individual's self-sovernty as the status-quo.
"Spirit-soul" See how that works for you when you walk into the front of a freight train!
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 12:24:31 PM
Ya got me!
To "Re-incarnate" indeed means to return "as one was in the past" ---"Reincarnation" IS NOT THE CORRECT "TERM"!!!!
The correct term is "Transmigration of the soul".
The soul is the seat of consciousness. The soul ('anima' in Latin) animates the material body.
The soul is composed of "Non-Material Energy [sat-chit-ananda ~aka, Spirit-soul]"
vs
The material body is composed of "Material Energy [EARTH-WATER-FIRE-AIR-ETHER-MIND-INTELL-EGO-SPACE-TIME-KARMA ... that temporarily is: created, maintained, dissolved and then similarly re-used ad-infinitum]"
We are spirit-souls in the Material world.
It is true that we are composed of energy that is never destroyed, but consciousness is obvious a function of the brain. And if we are not material, then explain how a knock on the head or drugs can effect the spirit-soul, and even put one unconscious? Solitary
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 12:33:52 PM
You know many many many Gods!!
A] why would you know one if you met one? How is it that you would be informed of what to look for? I doubt that one can define what is a God.
b] What is a God? ---i bet all will answer in the way that says a God "GETS ALL THE GOOD STUFF".
c] There are humans among us that "GETS ALL THE GOOD STUFF" ---this suffices for your stratum of God-status.
Do you know the distance between extreme poverty and mis-fortune ---and the life of a Derick Jetter?
There is karma for every wielder of free-will.
Never 'assume' ---you make an ass out of you & me.
The Gods you know of & the Gods I state you know all around you at every stratum of life ---all these so-called "demi-gods" are born and live in the material world like the rest of us.
The Persona suprema de Dio is ---by definition Transcendantal to Time & space and "manifest" material energy ---Godhead is Transcendent ---with an abode outside the material cosmos.
Why do you assume we have freewill, when it could be an illusion? Solitary
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 02:19:54 PM
Your Peristalsis faithfully follows your commands?
"Peristalsis" Is that a new word you made up? I'm waiting for you to say Hindu is not a religion like others who have came here before.
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Quote from: Solitary on December 03, 2014, 09:13:55 PM
"Peristalsis" Is that a new word you made up? I'm waiting for you to say Hindu is not a religion like others who have came here before.
I think "Peristalsis" has something to do with your Esophagus or bowel movements...
Gerard
Peristalsis:
the involuntary constriction and relaxation of the muscles of the intestine or another canal, creating wavelike movements that push the contents of the canal forward.
Apparently our boy bypassed high school health class on his way up the Hare Krishna ladder. You still got the ban hammer, G? You have my permission.
Quote from: stromboli on December 03, 2014, 04:36:29 PM
I could, but I think you already know the answer..........
I do, you are a baaaaaad boy. He! He!
Quote from: Gerard on December 04, 2014, 05:52:21 AM
I think "Peristalsis" has something to do with your Esophagus or bowel movements...
Gerard
I'm very well aware what it means, and so does the jack ass that used it thinking we wouldn't. He doesn't have it, and that's why he's full of shit.
Thank you Gents, you're all old sticks. We are gonna get along fine. I know how and enjoy adolescent mentality. I am an official {self-proclaimed] kid-emeritus.
Let us rebut succinctly and to the point on task . . . but for now, I have to hop it, but,
I'LL BE BACK.
Quote from: Solitary on December 04, 2014, 09:48:12 AM
I'm very well aware what it means, and so does the jack ass that used it thinking we wouldn't. He doesn't have it, and that's why he's full of shit.
WHAT I MEANT WAS:
You can control your "Peristalsis" ---IT CONTROLS YOU.
Ya see FREE-WILL stops when one's "Peristalsis" comes-a-calling Jethro!
I am all a flutter.
I doubt anyone would want to willingly control many of the involuntary functions of the body - remembering to keep your heart beating, consciously moving your eyes back and forth in tiny seemingly imperceptible ways, moving things along in your bowels, and flexing every tiny muscle fiber in your skin to form goosebumps would at best become tedious and at worst kill you.
Reincarnation is just another way in which a person can avoid having to come to terms with their own mortality. Since it is painfully obvious that the body dies, man had to create the concept of the soul as being the immortal essence of a person which can live on. It simply isn't true. As unique as a person may be, when they die, there is nothing left of the mind that was created by the physical processes of a brain fed by the fuel reactor that is the body.
It might be wise to not take the life you have now for granted thinking you can bank on another. Given the finality of death and the scientific verification that the mind cannot exist without a physical brain to manifest it, it is reasonable to assume this may in fact be the only life you'll ever have. Be a shame to waste it on flights of fancy built upon... well, nothing but wishful thinking.
Quote from: Aletheia on December 04, 2014, 02:45:39 PM
Reincarnation is just another way in which a person can avoid having to come to terms with their own mortality. Since it is painfully obvious that the body dies, man had to create the concept of the soul as being the immortal essence of a person which can live on. It simply isn't true. As unique as a person may be, when they die, there is nothing left of the mind that was created by the physical processes of a brain fed by the fuel reactor that is the body.
Death is indeed a fucked up thing. Isn't it? But knowing this, and not falling back on a life after death, makes living this one and only life you'll ever get all the more sweet.
Quote from: Gerard on December 04, 2014, 02:46:25 PM
The Peristaltic theory of faith and free will.......
That's deRp.
Gerard
FIFY
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 04, 2014, 02:24:45 PM
WHAT I MEANT WAS:
You can control your "Peristalsis" ---IT CONTROLS YOU.
Ya see FREE-WILL stops when one's "Peristalsis" comes-a-calling Jethro!
The Peristaltic theory of faith and free will.......
That's deep.
I shit, therefore I have no will.
Gerard
This is why I don't want to be a mod. i would've shitcanned this guy after the 2nd post.
This guy is basically of the type that pleads against the concept of knowledge itself, to get across that he knows something to be true.
Which is a confusing argument to make.....
Gerard
Quote from: stromboli on December 04, 2014, 04:43:21 PM
This is why I don't want to be a mod. i would've shitcanned this guy after the 2nd post.
I know strom, but some of you like the occasional distraction even if you don't. We can't please everyone so love the one you're with……or something like that.
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Sorry, but I can't take these people seriously.
Quote from: aitm on December 04, 2014, 05:21:29 PM
I know strom, but some of you like the occasional distraction even if you don't. We can't please everyone so love the one you're with……or something like that.
Lol, I know. But don't expect me to be nice. :axe:
Quote from: stromboli on December 04, 2014, 05:23:29 PM
Lol, I know. But don't expect me to be nice. :axe:
Will Stromboli ever upload a proper avatar? I have no knowledge about that. But I have FAITH!
Gerard
Quote from: Gerard on December 04, 2014, 06:01:02 PM
Will Stromboli ever upload a proper avatar? I have no knowledge about that. But I have FAITH!
Gerard
A Ha! Somebody finally mentioned the avatar. I got rid of it because of one of the following reasons:
1. It was incredibly sexist and I felt it might be off-putting to females that came on the forum
2. Other people on the forum were too caught up in it and it distracted from discussions
3. The wife saw it and "objected to the sexuality of it"
You decide........
Quote from: stromboli on December 04, 2014, 06:15:42 PM
A Ha! Somebody finally mentioned the avatar. I got rid of it because of one of the following reasons:
1. It was incredibly sexist and I felt it might be off-putting to females that came on the forum
2. Other people on the forum were too caught up in it and it distracted from discussions
3. The wife saw it and "objected to the sexuality of it"
You decide........
Has to be #3, I don't see you giving a shit about 1 and 2 or you would have removed it long ago.
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 12:35:08 PM
Only in the human form of life is Karma created. In Other forms karma is burnt off.
Oh yeah? So why am I missing the rest of my legs?
Quote from: stromboli on December 04, 2014, 06:15:42 PM
A Ha! Somebody finally mentioned the avatar. I got rid of it because of one of the following reasons:
1. It was incredibly sexist and I felt it might be off-putting to females that came on the forum
2. Other people on the forum were too caught up in it and it distracted from discussions
3. The wife saw it and "objected to the sexuality of it"
You decide........
4. Got tired of aitm hitting on you.. And the candy was stale anyway.
Quote from: Gerard on December 04, 2014, 03:59:33 PM
The Peristaltic theory of faith and free will.......
That's deep.
I shit, therefore I have no will.
Gerard
"You" don't do anything!
You assume the POSITION.
YOU ARE FORCED TO ---AND YOU SUBMIT TO ITS POWER AND WILL.
It is, for all intents & purposes a GOD that you cow-tow to.
You cannot control your bowels ---yet you take the helm of flotsam on seas you know not where it takes us and our compadres.
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 05, 2014, 03:29:37 PM
"You" don't do anything!
You assume the POSITION.
YOU ARE FORCED TO ---AND YOU SUBMIT TO ITS POWER AND WILL.
It is, for all intents & purposes a GOD that you cow-tow to.
You cannot control your bowels ---yet you take the helm of flotsam on seas you know not where it takes us and our compadres.
It's power and will? What's that supposed to mean? My bowel movements are proof of an act of God?. Why is this supposed to have a deeper meaning? Is it that we don't have free will but our bowels have? Is it that knowledge is meaningless because we can't tell when it's time to do...... well you know what? And if processes we can only partially control have deep meaning, how about things we can control? Why are they different?
BTW, I can assure you that I can do things that have consequences for my bowels and their activity.
Gerard
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 05, 2014, 03:29:37 PM
"You" don't do anything!
You assume the POSITION.
YOU ARE FORCED TO ---AND YOU SUBMIT TO ITS POWER AND WILL.
It is, for all intents & purposes a GOD that you cow-tow to.
You cannot control your bowels ---yet you take the helm of flotsam on seas you know not where it takes us and our compadres.
Are you high? I understand the munchies can get quite severe.
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on December 05, 2014, 05:57:14 PM
Are you high? I understand the munchies can get quite severe.
He may be typing boldly from his bathroom (dis)comfort situation. That could be stressful.....
Gerard
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 05, 2014, 03:29:37 PM
You assume the POSITION.
You cannot control your bowels
yeah well maybe you enjoy assuming the position but dat shit ain't happening here…
ps…you gots one mother fucking weird religion there but.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AV_dHIkBl4
You think the religion is weird, listen to the music. :eek:
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 12:35:08 PM
Only in the human form of life is Karma created. In Other forms karma is burnt off.
Quote from: bhaktajan on December 03, 2014, 12:33:52 PM
Never 'assume' ---you make an ass out of you & me.
Quote from: Gerard on December 05, 2014, 03:51:28 PM
It's power and will? What's that supposed to mean? My bowel movements are proof of an act of God?. Why is this supposed to have a deeper meaning? Is it that we don't have free will but our bowels have? Is it that knowledge is meaningless because we can't tell when it's time to do...... well you know what? And if processes we can only partially control have deep meaning, how about things we can control? Why are they different?
BTW, I can assure you that I can do things that have consequences for my bowels and their activity.
Gerard
It doesn't mean anything. He's has a hard concept grasping the basic concept of logic.
Quote from: stromboli on December 05, 2014, 07:38:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AV_dHIkBl4
You think the religion is weird, listen to the music. :eek:
I see your "whatever that is" and raise you a benny lava Bollywood music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g
I can't really continue. This argument seems horribly one-sided and rather guilt-inducing, much like when you ask a four year old if light is a wave or a particle.
This thread was only semi-comprehensible from the beginning, and went south from there. We'll be on polar ice caps any time now.
Steve, go get your mom and her cleansing rock. This thread needs a good scrubbing down. :lol:
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 06, 2014, 10:14:26 AM
Steve, go get your mom and her cleansing rock. This thread needs a good scrubbing down. :lol:
Every time I see a post by Bhaktajan, I flash back to the Boston Commons in 1971 and Hare Krishnas bobbing up and down to drum and flute music, while others begged money. If that is their version of enlightenment, I'll do without.
Hey! Don't knock it too much this countries religion brought us the Kama Sutra. :eek: :drool:
Quote from: stromboli on December 06, 2014, 10:20:24 AM
Every time I see a post by Bhaktajan, I flash back to the Boston Commons in 1971 and Hare Krishnas bobbing up and down to drum and flute music, while others begged money. If that is their version of enlightenment, I'll do without.
Kind of brings back my memory of the chick I meet at the bus station in LA who introduced me to the Unification church and the splendid night I had when she tried to convince me to not leave the flock.
Quote from: stromboli on December 06, 2014, 10:20:24 AM
Every time I see a post by Bhaktajan, I flash back to the Boston Commons in 1971 and Hare Krishnas bobbing up and down to drum and flute music, while others begged money. If that is their version of enlightenment, I'll do without.
A good few years back you couldnt go into the town Without seeing the ''Harry's. but now i dunno, i havent seen 1 in years and heard fkall about them, mibbe they went Extinct in Scotland... :shifty:
I had one at the Phoenix airport hold out a box to give money to support them and I took a dollar out of it and gave him the rose back. I wish I had a picture of his face when I did that. :madu: :biggrin2: Solitary
Quote from: Solitary on December 06, 2014, 11:00:06 AM
I had one at the Phoenix airport hold out a box to give money to support them and I took a dollar out of it and gave him the rose back. I wish I had a picture of his face when I did that. :madu: :biggrin2: Solitary
And then *POOF*.. You were reincarnated into an old guy...in slow motion of course..
.......so apparently I was reincarnated as a fat, poor white kid in Utah. Which means I'm coming back next time as a flea on a rat in India or a Brad Pitt lookalike born into a wealthy family. Gee, I can't wait. :eek:
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 06, 2014, 10:14:26 AM
Steve, go get your mom and her cleansing rock. This thread needs a good scrubbing down. :lol:
I think this is more of a job that needs a rose quartz pendulum.
Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 06, 2014, 07:29:05 PM
I think this is more of a job that needs a rose quartz pendulum.
Only if its a brand name for an explosive.
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 06, 2014, 11:26:35 AM
And then *POOF*.. You were reincarnated into an old guy...in slow motion of course..
I'm coming back as Helen Hefner as a lesbian.
Gosh darn it, I was going to ask him how to attain my 6th Chakra. Guess I never will now..... :sad2:
Quote from: Solitary on December 06, 2014, 10:36:42 PM
I'm coming back as Helen Hefner as a lesbian.
With just a few extra pounds..
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