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Title: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: Brian37 on March 21, 2013, 07:06:24 AM
Ok ladies, I know you need those products, but what is with that blue die? If a girl grows up thinking she has smurf blood it is going to confuse the hell out of her!
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Post by: WitchSabrina on March 21, 2013, 07:39:03 AM
<----- lady

and I've not One clue as to what you're talking about.

lol
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Post by: Mermaid on March 21, 2013, 07:42:29 AM
Say what?!  :-k
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Post by: Mermaid on March 21, 2013, 07:43:17 AM
Wait. Are you talking about the blue water they use for feminine products commercials?  :rollin:

Someone's been drinking on a school night.
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Post by: Brian37 on March 21, 2013, 07:57:02 AM
Quote from: "Mermaid"Wait. Are you talking about the blue water they use for feminine products commercials?  :rollin:

Someone's been drinking on a school night.

I know I have waaaaaaaaaaay tooooooooo much time on my hands.
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Post by: Brian37 on March 21, 2013, 07:58:15 AM
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"<----- lady

and I've not One clue as to what you're talking about.

lol

Of course you don't you're a witch, not a lady. HE HE, and yes, I know I will pay for that. :P
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 21, 2013, 08:00:19 AM
Note to Brian:
Women..You can't live with em and you can't stick em back in your rib cage...

...and that's all us men need to know about em. :-k
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: Brian37 on March 21, 2013, 08:41:37 AM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Note to Brian:
Women..You can't live with em and you can't stick em back in your rib cage...

...and that's all us men need to know about em. :-k

LOL, you know I think you just dug your own grave there bud.
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Post by: WitchSabrina on March 21, 2013, 08:58:40 AM
Quote from: "Brian37"
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"<----- lady

and I've not One clue as to what you're talking about.

lol

Of course you don't you're a witch, not a lady. HE HE, and yes, I know I will pay for that. :P

And what makes you think there's no such thing as a LadyWitch?  
[spoil:2b2c06bs](//http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h321/SabrinaTheInkWitch/ee68967d.jpg)[/spoil:2b2c06bs]

you didn't answer what this *Blue* stuff is of which you speak.
LOL
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: Shiranu on March 21, 2013, 09:02:19 AM
I have no idea either.
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Post by: Nonsensei on March 21, 2013, 09:40:02 AM
Heh i figured it out.

You know those maxi pad commercials where they display the absorption capabilities of the product? Its always some blue liquid they use.

I never thought about it before but it is pretty strange.
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: Johan on March 21, 2013, 09:47:10 AM
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the blue dyed liquid used for demonstration purposes in tampax commercials.

And the answer is because we live in a nation filled with people who are uncomfortable with facing reality.

While we're talking about random pointless thoughts, I was wondering this she walking into a truck stop restaurant the other day. The sign said shirts and shoes required. No requirement for pants. If I'm eating in a truck stop, pants is kind of the most important thing I want to see on the other customers. Shirts and shoes are nice to have but pants is a deal breaker in my book and yet, not required apparently.
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: Nonsensei on March 21, 2013, 09:48:54 AM
Quote from: "Johan"I'm pretty sure he's talking about the blue dyed liquid used for demonstration purposes in tampax commercials.

And the answer is because we live in a nation filled with people who are uncomfortable with facing reality.

While we're talking about random pointless thoughts, I was wondering this she walking into a truck stop restaurant the other day. The sign said shirts and shoes required. No requirement for pants. If I'm eating in a truck stop, pants is kind of the most important thing I want to see on the other customers. Shirts and shoes are nice to have but pants is a deal breaker in my book and yet, not required apparently.


Well no because without a shirt and shoes you are in violation of the truck stop rules but without pants you are in violation of the law.
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Post by: Brian37 on March 21, 2013, 10:06:55 AM
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"
Quote from: "Brian37"
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"<----- lady

and I've not One clue as to what you're talking about.

lol

Of course you don't you're a witch, not a lady. HE HE, and yes, I know I will pay for that. :P

And what makes you think there's no such thing as a LadyWitch?  
[spoil:1z7bzmpr][ Image (//http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h321/SabrinaTheInkWitch/ee68967d.jpg) ][/spoil:1z7bzmpr]

you didn't answer what this *Blue* stuff is of which you speak.
LOL

Yes I did, the blue stuff is Smurf blood.
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Post by: WitchSabrina on March 21, 2013, 11:06:35 AM
http://www.chacha.com/question/why%2C-i ... ead-of-red (http://www.chacha.com/question/why%2C-in-commercials-for-pads-and-tampons%2C-they-use-blue-liquid-instead-of-red)

Why, in commercials for pads and tampons, they use blue liquid instead of red?


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I believe they consider it less objectionable than high contrast fire engine red.


or
if it's smurf blood you seek
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Post by: NitzWalsh on March 21, 2013, 03:27:01 PM
They should totally make commercials for that stuff like this... "Now ladies, check out how this tampax absorbs this pigs blood! Isn't it great?"
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: SvZurich on March 21, 2013, 06:28:09 PM
Quote from: "Brian37"but what is with that blue die?
Uh, Brian, what are you talking about?  Dice come in many different shapes, sizes, and colours.  Do you mean a D4 which has 4 sides?  D6, D8, D10, D12, D20, or D100?  D3s don't actually exist, for those you roll a D6 and divide by 2 then round up.

Looking through my dice sets, I have only one blue die, a D6.  I have a full purple and full green set.  My D100 is gray.  

(//https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Hzz7ZQPBqxk/UL4YjOXkQsI/AAAAAAAABMk/m4iHUyA2slM/s1028/2012-12-04+07.31.43.jpg)
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 21, 2013, 08:26:06 PM
You people really are clueless aren't you? That blue is really blood from those true blue blooded women who selfishly sacrifice their 'time of the month blood' so the rest of us lowly commoners don't have to be exposed. Now thank a blue blooded woman and salute one next time she's on the rag.. :P
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: Brian37 on March 21, 2013, 09:56:57 PM
Quote from: "SvZurich"
Quote from: "Brian37"but what is with that blue die?
Uh, Brian, what are you talking about?  Dice come in many different shapes, sizes, and colours.  Do you mean a D4 which has 4 sides?  D6, D8, D10, D12, D20, or D100?  D3s don't actually exist, for those you roll a D6 and divide by 2 then round up.

Looking through my dice sets, I have only one blue die, a D6.  I have a full purple and full green set.  My D100 is gray.  

[ Image (//https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Hzz7ZQPBqxk/UL4YjOXkQsI/AAAAAAAABMk/m4iHUyA2slM/s1028/2012-12-04+07.31.43.jpg) ]

Oh Jeeze really out of all the things to get nic picky about especially about a joke?
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Post by: Mermaid on March 21, 2013, 10:24:33 PM
If you made the commercials with red blood and aired them during primetime, I bet the obesity epidemic would sort itself out as everyone would instantly put down their forks.
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Post by: Brian37 on March 21, 2013, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: "Mermaid"If you made the commercials with red blood and aired them during primetime, I bet the obesity epidemic would sort itself out as everyone would instantly put down their forks.

Absolutely because the last thing I want to hear while eating chicken wings and drinking beer on a Sunday afternoon watching football is to hear "Even on those heavy days".
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 21, 2013, 10:50:37 PM
Factual commercials about toilet paper would be interesting..
80% more shit sticks to our paper and here's Americas biggest shit head to tell you more... Paul Ryan!
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: SvZurich on March 21, 2013, 10:52:36 PM
Quote from: "Brian37"
Quote from: "SvZurich"
Quote from: "Brian37"but what is with that blue die?
Uh, Brian, what are you talking about?  Dice come in many different shapes, sizes, and colours.  Do you mean a D4 which has 4 sides?  D6, D8, D10, D12, D20, or D100?  D3s don't actually exist, for those you roll a D6 and divide by 2 then round up.

Looking through my dice sets, I have only one blue die, a D6.  I have a full purple and full green set.  My D100 is gray.  

[ Image (//https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Hzz7ZQPBqxk/UL4YjOXkQsI/AAAAAAAABMk/m4iHUyA2slM/s1028/2012-12-04+07.31.43.jpg) ]

Oh Jeeze really out of all the things to get nic picky about especially about a joke?
You DID misspell dye.  I blame you for getting the ball rolling.
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Post by: Nonsensei on March 21, 2013, 11:15:20 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"You people really are clueless aren't you? That blue is really blood from those true blue blooded women who selfishly sacrifice their 'time of the month blood' so the rest of us lowly commoners don't have to be exposed. Now thank a blue blooded woman and salute one next time she's on the rag.. :P


I aint buying no products from no Mu ladies.

(1,000,000 internet points for getting the obscure reference)
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: Mermaid on March 22, 2013, 07:44:03 AM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"Factual commercials about toilet paper would be interesting..
80% more shit sticks to our paper and here's Americas biggest shit head to tell you more... Paul Ryan!
:rollin:
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: aitm on March 22, 2013, 08:04:56 AM
I get a "crinkle-head" when I see that cactus sprout out of the airplane seat...wtf? Bring that mother fuckin screen writer over here so I can shove that up his ass....
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: WitchSabrina on March 22, 2013, 08:20:25 AM
Quote from: "aitm"I get a "crinkle-head" when I see that cactus sprout out of the airplane seat...wtf? Bring that mother fuckin screen writer over here so I can shove that up his ass....


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I'm soooo confused.
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: Plu on March 22, 2013, 08:32:36 AM
Quote from: "SvZurich"
Quote from: "Brian37"but what is with that blue die?
Uh, Brian, what are you talking about?  Dice come in many different shapes, sizes, and colours.  Do you mean a D4 which has 4 sides?  D6, D8, D10, D12, D20, or D100?  D3s don't actually exist, for those you roll a D6 and divide by 2 then round up.

Looking through my dice sets, I have only one blue die, a D6.  I have a full purple and full green set.  My D100 is gray.  


Three sided dice.

(//http://www.greathallgames.com/aacc/adice/polyD3CC.jpg)
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: BarkAtTheMoon on March 22, 2013, 10:37:10 AM
Quote from: "SvZurich"
Quote from: "Brian37"but what is with that blue die?
Uh, Brian, what are you talking about?  Dice come in many different shapes, sizes, and colours.  Do you mean a D4 which has 4 sides?  D6, D8, D10, D12, D20, or D100?  D3s don't actually exist, for those you roll a D6 and divide by 2 then round up.

Looking through my dice sets, I have only one blue die, a D6.  I have a full purple and full green set.  My D100 is gray.  

[ Image (//https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Hzz7ZQPBqxk/UL4YjOXkQsI/AAAAAAAABMk/m4iHUyA2slM/s1028/2012-12-04+07.31.43.jpg) ]
:lol: That's the first thing that popped in my head reading the OP.
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Post by: NitzWalsh on March 23, 2013, 08:31:48 AM
I have some dice. One die always comes up six, might have something to do with every side on it is a six.
Title: Re: Ladies need them, but.
Post by: SvZurich on March 23, 2013, 03:48:46 PM
Quote from: "Plu"Three sided dice.

[ Image (//http://www.greathallgames.com/aacc/adice/polyD3CC.jpg) ]
Neato!  :D  I happily stand corrected!  :D

Still, D4 is best.  Caltrops!  :D