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Title: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: Deidre32 on August 31, 2015, 07:19:00 PM
...you are looking for the ''like'' button on your business emails.

Yes, I not only did that today, but called IT and asked where the 'like' button went to. The guy was like...'seriously?' I said, 'Yea, what do you mean seriously?' He said, 'you do realize you are talking about email, right?'

Then, I laughed myself silly. He didn't think it was funny.  :rotflmao:

I honestly need sleep.

Your turn, what STUPID thing have you done because you were sleep deprived?  :eek:
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: Mike Cl on August 31, 2015, 07:51:37 PM
Quote from: Deidre32 on August 31, 2015, 07:19:00 PM
...you are looking for the ''like'' button on your business emails.

Yes, I not only did that today, but called IT and asked where the 'like' button went to. The guy was like...'seriously?' I said, 'Yea, what do you mean seriously?' He said, 'you do realize you are talking about email, right?'

Then, I laughed myself silly. He didn't think it was funny.  :rotflmao:

I honestly need sleep.

Your turn, what STUPID thing have you done because you were sleep deprived?  :eek:
got up.
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: Deidre32 on August 31, 2015, 08:36:15 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 31, 2015, 07:51:37 PM
got up.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: Mike Cl on August 31, 2015, 09:03:53 PM
Quote from: Deidre32 on August 31, 2015, 07:19:00 PM
...you are looking for the ''like'' button on your business emails.

Yes, I not only did that today, but called IT and asked where the 'like' button went to. The guy was like...'seriously?' I said, 'Yea, what do you mean seriously?' He said, 'you do realize you are talking about email, right?'

Then, I laughed myself silly. He didn't think it was funny.  :rotflmao:

I honestly need sleep.

Your turn, what STUPID thing have you done because you were sleep deprived?  :eek:
We have taken in a rescued 6 mo. (we think--but who knows), unpotty trained puppy.  So, lack of sleep and I now go hand-in-hand.  You know what they say--no good deed goes unpunished.  But I'm retired, so puppy and I do take naps. 
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: aitm on August 31, 2015, 09:27:06 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 31, 2015, 09:03:53 PM
We have taken in a rescued 6 mo. (we think--but who knows), unpotty trained puppy.  So, lack of sleep and I now go hand-in-hand.  You know what they say--no good deed goes unpunished.  But I'm retired, so puppy and I do take naps. 
This is one of those instances where I wish we could say, "god bless you"….if it actually meant anything… Good for you.
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: peacewithoutgod on August 31, 2015, 09:44:14 PM
Quote from: Deidre32 on August 31, 2015, 07:19:00 PM
...you are looking for the ''like'' button on your business emails.

Yes, I not only did that today, but called IT and asked where the 'like' button went to. The guy was like...'seriously?' I said, 'Yea, what do you mean seriously?' He said, 'you do realize you are talking about email, right?'

Then, I laughed myself silly. He didn't think it was funny.  :rotflmao:

I honestly need sleep.

Your turn, what STUPID thing have you done because you were sleep deprived?  :eek:

Poured my OJ on a bowl of cereal.

Made the coffee without the carafe in or without water

Almost poured bottle of hot sauce into cup of coffee.

Let out a huge fart - oh, it wasn't a fart!
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: PickelledEggs on August 31, 2015, 09:51:17 PM
I put cayenne pepper in my oatmeal once instead of cinnamon... I use a lot of cinnamon when I eat oatmeal, so needless to say I was pretty frightened about it when I put a spoonful of death slop in my mouth.
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: Mike Cl on August 31, 2015, 09:52:41 PM
Quote from: aitm on August 31, 2015, 09:27:06 PM
This is one of those instances where I wish we could say, "god bless you"….if it actually meant anything… Good for you.
Well, thanks.  She will end up being worth the time and effort.  Right now she is a 9lb ball of fluff and piss (and poop)---and life.  She has a great nature.  I just did not think I'd be doing the puppy thing again.  Well, we just do what we gotta do. 
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: peacewithoutgod on August 31, 2015, 09:57:59 PM
Quote from: Deidre32 on August 31, 2015, 07:19:00 PM
...you are looking for the ''like'' button on your business emails.

Yes, I not only did that today, but called IT and asked where the 'like' button went to. The guy was like...'seriously?' I said, 'Yea, what do you mean seriously?' He said, 'you do realize you are talking about email, right?'

Then, I laughed myself silly. He didn't think it was funny.  :rotflmao:

I honestly need sleep.

Your turn, what STUPID thing have you done because you were sleep deprived?  :eek:
You can't be that tired if you remember what you did  :eyes:
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: Hydra009 on August 31, 2015, 10:28:14 PM
Quote from: Deidre32 on August 31, 2015, 07:19:00 PMYour turn, what STUPID thing have you done because you were sleep deprived?  :eek:
Literally everything I ever do is while sleep debuffed.

I was cooking recently and tried to move the food processor by grabbing it from the top, firmly grasping the very sharp blades.  I really put a lot of force behind it before it finally dawned on me that I was harming myself.  I looked in horror at my bleeding hand and raced to the bathroom to wash it off, slipped and fell on the floor.  The noise woke up my roommate, who came to see what was the matter.  He saw me on the floor, blood everywhere, mumbling about "sharp thing me hurt".  We laughed about it afterward.

Also, the first aid session for that was like Predator 2 when the Predator falls into an apartment building and pours neon green goo over his wounds while roaring in pain.
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: hrdlr110 on September 01, 2015, 08:50:39 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 31, 2015, 09:51:17 PM
I put cayenne pepper in my oatmeal once instead of cinnamon... I use a lot of cinnamon when I eat oatmeal, so needless to say I was pretty frightened about it when I put a spoonful of death slop in my mouth.

I'll bet you that i use more!  I love cinnamon!  I'm in Norway at the moment,  via Sweden,  and was so excited to have cinnamon rolls in Sweden, only to find out they also use cardamon. Yuk!
I did go to the abba museum tho. .....if I could figure out how to pm a photo I'd send one to Brian37 - i took some with him in mind!
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: Solitary on September 01, 2015, 09:14:19 AM
Being in the back of a car parts store begging God to let me sleep after doing Crystal meth for the first time. I don't understand how anyone can like that drug. Opium I can understand, and will never take it again because it is too damned good, and I know I would get hooked on it. I've had morphine mainlined in the hospital and morphine pills together for unbearable pain, and as good as it was, it isn't like smoking opium. Sometime things can be too good in life, and you have to know when not to, like wanting to have sex with a woman with aides or VD, or getting married. Keep the cards and letters coming!  :butt:
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: Mike Cl on September 01, 2015, 09:17:38 AM
Quote from: hrdlr110 on September 01, 2015, 08:50:39 AM
I'll bet you that i use more!  I love cinnamon!  I'm in Norway at the moment,  via Sweden,  and was so excited to have cinnamon rolls in Sweden, only to find out they also use cardamon. Yuk!
I did go to the abba museum tho. .....if I could figure out how to pm a photo I'd send one to Brian37 - i took some with him in mind!
Love me so ABBA!  Since you are in Norway, you must see Vigeland Park.  If you like or appreciate statues, this is a must see!  It's in Oslo.
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: dtq123 on September 01, 2015, 12:40:32 PM
You fall asleep on the last day of school.
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2015, 03:19:14 PM
Looking for my glasses when I am wearing them. I did that twice in my life. I guess that's a classic. I am very bad with sleep deprivation, I just fall and sleep. Zero strength against that.
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: peacewithoutgod on September 01, 2015, 04:47:07 PM
Leave my keys in the door, facing out on an enclosed porch, and then go crazy looking everywhere else.

Go batshit crazy and run through the house checking everywhere, wondering "where the fuck are my keys/phone/wallet?" when I've just put it in my hand or pocket.
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: hrdlr110 on September 01, 2015, 05:21:57 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 01, 2015, 09:17:38 AM
Love me so ABBA!  Since you are in Norway, you must see Vigeland Park.  If you like or appreciate statues, this is a must see!  It's in Oslo.

Yes,  was there in Oslo. Can't believe he created all those in one lifetime! Amazing.  In Bergen now tho.
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: PickelledEggs on September 01, 2015, 05:42:46 PM
Quote from: hrdlr110 on September 01, 2015, 08:50:39 AM
I'll bet you that i use more!  I love cinnamon!  I'm in Norway at the moment,  via Sweden,  and was so excited to have cinnamon rolls in Sweden, only to find out they also use cardamon. Yuk!
I did go to the abba museum tho. .....if I could figure out how to pm a photo I'd send one to Brian37 - i took some with him in mind!
lol IDK, man... I use a LOT of cinnamon... like heaping spoonfuls. I sweat from it because I use so much.
Title: Re: You know when you haven't had enough sleep when......
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 01, 2015, 06:40:13 PM
Quote from: Solitary on September 01, 2015, 09:14:19 AM
Being in the back of a car parts store begging God to let me sleep after doing Crystal meth for the first time. I don't understand how anyone can like that drug. Opium I can understand, and will never take it again because it is too damned good, and I know I would get hooked on it. I've had morphine mainlined in the hospital and morphine pills together for unbearable pain, and as good as it was, it isn't like smoking opium. Sometime things can be too good in life, and you have to know when not to, like wanting to have sex with a woman with aides or VD, or getting married. Keep the cards and letters coming!  :butt:
I used to shoot heroin and remember quite well how great it felt the first time,  but like cigarettes the feeling never returns which is why they refer to it as chasing the dragon.  To be honest if it were legal, cheap and readily available in stores I'd be using it every day, but it isn't and comes with plenty of drawbacks.  Constipation is probably the worst drawback, overdosing is also not good. On the other hand if I wanted to I could perfectly legally drink myself to death. I don't do that either.