Are will allowed to wear Jeans to the Apocalypse or do I have to get myself a frock?
In my best drunken voice : Get fucking naked baby and if you're fucking ugly then god will forgive you because god loves all of his children except you fuckiing ugly fuckers and in which case tough fucking shit baby...
If you see something like this, it's me.
(http://amazingdata.com/mediadata23/Image/amazing_odd_interesting_funny_Wonder-Woman_200907232331534727.jpg)
You are an atheist. God cares less what you are dressed like. I will be wearing what is appropriate for the season or location.
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/696370/80638313.jpg)
THIS IS HOW YOUR TYPICAL CHRISTIAN WILL BE DRESSED FOR THE RAPTURE.
Since I'm going to hell I'm pretty sure I should be wearing what ever satan wants me to.
Quote from: stromboli on April 21, 2015, 10:46:53 AM
You are an atheist. God cares less what you are dressed like. I will be wearing what is appropriate for the season or location.
Hey strom, how are you? Well, I was trying to look from their side. Wouldn't be amazing if huge amount of people gathered at places waiting for the rapture and we all getting there in costumes. Would be fun.
I'll buy one of Toho's Godzilla suits. The king of the monsters will surely protect me!
Quote from: stromboli on April 21, 2015, 10:53:27 AM
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/696370/80638313.jpg)
THIS IS HOW YOUR TYPICAL CHRISTIAN WILL BE DRESSED FOR THE RAPTURE.
Some things just cannot be unseen.
I'm wearing my demon costume, just so there is no confusion.
(http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd452/gsogymrat/Halloween%20LA%202006%207%202014_01_12%2013_58_40%20UTC%202014_01_27%2013_42_48%20UTC_zpsnfyapdox.jpg) (http://s1220.photobucket.com/user/gsogymrat/media/Halloween%20LA%202006%207%202014_01_12%2013_58_40%20UTC%202014_01_27%2013_42_48%20UTC_zpsnfyapdox.jpg.html)
Quote from: GSOgymrat on April 21, 2015, 12:27:20 PM
I'm wearing my demon costume, just so there is no confusion.
(http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd452/gsogymrat/Halloween%20LA%202006%207%202014_01_12%2013_58_40%20UTC%202014_01_27%2013_42_48%20UTC_zpsnfyapdox.jpg) (http://s1220.photobucket.com/user/gsogymrat/media/Halloween%20LA%202006%207%202014_01_12%2013_58_40%20UTC%202014_01_27%2013_42_48%20UTC_zpsnfyapdox.jpg.html)
I like it!
I'm going to get a Tshirt that says "Demon Possessed" or some such and wear it to Walmart. See how many Mormons I can scare.
I was thinking I'd put on something snug and comfortable.
(http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/2020501715_1/Men-s-Minimalist-G-string-Thongs-Male-Sexy-C-Strings-Lingeri-Underwear-without-Back-String-More.jpg_350x350.jpg)
A parachute, just in case.
A truss.
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Oh. Rapture. Not 'rupture'.
I'm just going to wear what I usually wear.
That ok right?
a tee shirt and panties
what I always have on!!!
^_^
Just kidding. I'll wear a hazmat suit.
Quote from: doorknob on April 21, 2015, 11:02:08 AM
Since I'm going to hell I'm pretty sure I should be wearing what ever satan wants me to.
We have a winner.
Satan is an awesome guy. It's Yahweh that's the oppressive asshole.
You people are all scoffers. What if God sends a flood to punish all this scoffing? Why do some people always have to ruin things for everyone else?!
scoffers….scoffing…..theres a couple words one doesn't see often.
I'm going nekid.
Because its worth thinking about, I have devised a guide for all us sinners who will go to hell when the rapture comes.
You are going to need 5 key items ready for entering hell.
(http://i.imgur.com/DsMBX1P.jpg)
1: A fire stone gotten from a dragon, so you can forever resist fire in hell and even go swimming in the lake of fire without injury.
2: A legal contract you sign up with a demon, this way you can legally sell your soul to said demon and become his servent for all eternity. Not doing this will mean your ass is a free for all from all the other demons, and doing so will guarantee your have a cozy home to come back to with your new demon master.
3: Skin tight underwear. Odds are all the little demons will flay off your cloths to sodomize you all the better, so bring this with you when you go to parties with your demon master.
4: An array of multi-colored shades, because the color orange and red will get boring after the first thousend years, so you can mix it up with change the color to blue or green and make hell look a slight different contrast.
5: A years supply of silicone based lube. Water based won't be much good as its hell and water would evaporate, so bring a large bottle of silicone based, as every demon will want to use your ass as a free for all, it will help you adjust for the first twelve months, until you can take the heat without. This is advised as you might not meet your perfect demon master/husband in the first few months, so well you look, keep well greased up.
Not included was the chain and collar, as having this on you when you enter hell will make you look to eager, and finding your demon master/husband should happen naturally, and once he signs the contract, he will have his own chain and collar.
I'm stripping and diving into the lake of fire with all the Christian hypocrites. :eek: :madu: Solitary
I'm wearing my signature robe and walking around with a scythe.
I'm just gonna wait til it hits 3 years ago
Quote from: DeathandGrim on May 10, 2015, 05:01:46 PM
I'm wearing my signature robe and walking around with a scythe.
I'm just gonna wait til it hits 3 years ago
Well you know, they've only been wrong about it 8 times so far, since they began predicting it. But I'm sure no.9 will be the golden number.
Quote from: Munch on May 10, 2015, 06:36:46 PM
Well you know, they've only been wrong about it 8 times so far, since they began predicting it. But I'm sure no.9 will be the golden number.
I'm sure there've been more than eight predictions of the Eschaton by now.
Of course, however many hundred, thousand, or hundred thousand times the end of the world's been predicted, it hasn't ended yet. I'm sure that's statistically significant.
And on top of that, their own holy book says - and I quote, Matthew 24:36 to be precise: "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
I get two direct logical implications from this.
The first is that anyone who "prophesizes" a day is a blasphemer of the highest order in their religion, because they're putting themselves not only above the angels and Jesus, but at the same level as their god.
The second is that since "no one knows", anyone who gives a date must be wrong, therefore all we need is for some believer to wake up every day and say "Today's the end of the world!" and then it can't happen. Well, I mean, it already can't, but you know what I mean. :D
Say hi to Harold Camping. He predicted it a few times, made mucho money lying to his flock and is probably being sodomized by a giant demon as we speak.
Oh and the rapture/end times have been predicted since like 2,000 years ago, so there will be lots of company. Ted Robertson and his lawyers for sure.
I'm going to heaven because I'm free of sin; if hell, I'm already a Son of Perdition twice over, so I'll get a good seat for the roasting.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/Tribulation_views.svg/1024px-Tribulation_views.svg.png)
So they can't even get the timing figured out.......
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr4egnKkAG1qa1dlho1_500.jpg)
OMFG! I missed it! :eek:
As long as it all jumps down on July 22 I have it covered with my birthday suit.. Any other day and I'm screwed.. I guess I'll just have to wear jeans and a tshirt..
Quote from: Munch on May 10, 2015, 06:36:46 PM
Well you know, they've only been wrong about it 8 times so far, since they began predicting it. But I'm sure no.9 will be the golden number.
Yes but only because a stray Israeli missile took out Jesus just as he was about to land and now he's gone back to the House of the Lord in a huff.
Will we need helmets?
Quote from: trdsf on May 10, 2015, 07:50:43 PM
I'm sure there've been more than eight predictions of the Eschaton by now.
Yep, a shitload:
List of Dates Predicted for Apocalyptic Events (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS8dNzRhMgk
I will be in the NUDE! I was born in the nude I will die in the NUDE!
Quote from: thefurious on May 16, 2015, 08:31:43 PM
I will be in the NUDE! I was born in the nude I will die in the NUDE!
So on the next projected Rapture date, go stand on your front lawn buck naked and wearing a tinfoil hat with a parachute. and keep looking up expectantly. But go inside if the cops show up........
(https://cheekydiva.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/homer.jpg?w=551)
By the way..I have a Homer eyeball..
(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q490/atheola/IMG_20150515_202107.jpg)