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Title: (Satire) Proof Godzilla exists
Post by: Ace101 on April 10, 2015, 04:04:03 PM
People who don't believe in Godzilla just don't want him to exist, because they know that if he does exist he might rise up from the sea and destroy their town (like he did to Tokyo). Deep down they know he exists but just want to be true. Prove me wrong.
Title: Re: (Satire) Proof Godzilla exists
Post by: Mike Cl on April 10, 2015, 04:17:26 PM
Wrong???  How can you prove Godzilla does not exist when I've seen him?  Hell, on some Sat. I can see him again and again. 
Title: Re: (Satire) Proof Godzilla exists
Post by: kilodelta on April 10, 2015, 04:20:57 PM
I think anyone who doesn't believe in Godzilla can leave the country. Our country was built by Godzilla fearing men on Godzilla-given values. I think agodzillaists really worship Mothra. 
Title: Re: (Satire) Proof Godzilla exists
Post by: 1liesalot on April 10, 2015, 04:22:17 PM
No proof necessary anyway. BELIEVE.
Title: Re: (Satire) Proof Godzilla exists
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 10, 2015, 05:15:15 PM
Ahem.
Title: Re: (Satire) Proof Godzilla exists
Post by: 1liesalot on April 10, 2015, 06:28:52 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 10, 2015, 04:17:26 PM
Wrong???  How can you prove Godzilla does not exist when I've seen him?  Hell, on some Sat. I can see him again and again.

I am concerned that he might bring a giant vacuum cleaner with him next time. Then what?
Title: Re: (Satire) Proof Godzilla exists
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on April 10, 2015, 06:57:28 PM
Of course Godzilla is real. All the signs are there.

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/760/284/709.jpg)
(http://media.silive.com/photogallery/photo/9715468-standard.jpg)
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/227/3/7/Godzilla_Cloud_by_InvisibleBookworm.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Fab5qew.jpg?1)
(http://melbourneer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fOM60w3.jpg.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/36/fa/69/36fa6914395dc0e0d6f03f6de377f12c.jpg)
Title: Re: (Satire) Proof Godzilla exists
Post by: Mike Cl on April 10, 2015, 09:00:05 PM
Quote from: 1liesalot on April 10, 2015, 06:28:52 PM
I am concerned that he might bring a giant vacuum cleaner with him next time. Then what?
Stay the hell away.  Besides--you know the grand old saying--kill them all and let god sort them out--Godzilla can sort them out too.
Title: Re: (Satire) Proof Godzilla exists
Post by: doorknob on April 11, 2015, 11:49:33 PM
Life has no meaning with out godzilla! Our lives would be sad and pathetic with out godzilla! All hale godzilla sama