This really made me laugh!
“As an atheist, I naturally don’t believe in the power of Christ to transform people,†she said. “But I definitely believe in the power of Ted Cruz to transform people into atheists.â€
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/cruzs-constant-references-to-jesus-drive-millions-to-atheism
At first I was like "Millions? That seems kinda high" and "Dawkins! What does he have to do with anything?" And then I saw the blurb about it being satire. Almost got me, article. Almost.
Did someone create Ted Cruz in a lab experiment, as a means draw people away from theism and towards science?
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2cen29j.jpg)