Greets Everybody.
So it's winter time and i lack some activities (our ski center broke down :-({|= )and i figured out that i could join an atheist forum to pass some time. I believe in all mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster & she showed me the way many times in the past, she also boiled for our sins so respect! I'm attending my first year at high school but i was hoping for more open minded people there but i haven't got any luck finding them.
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Hmph! Another one who dares defies Her? Another enemy of the Invisible Pink Unicorn?
I'll be watching you, heathen. * squints eyes *
Quote from: "invisibleandpink"Hmph! Another one who dares defies Her? Another enemy of the Invisible Pink Unicorn?
I'll be watching you, heathen. * squints eyes *
Question my god and you we will start to throw rocks at you
[youtube:13zh18w3]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWVHZI[/youtube:13zh18w3]
:rollin: lol Welcome
The FSM, as I have said before, is flexible. Welcome.
greetings youngster I hope you find the open minded people you search for here......there may be a couple behind the refridgerator...cockroaches that they are.....open-minded BAH-HUMBUG!
It has been requested I inform you that you're all wrong and her dental deity, THE Tooth Fairy is highly pissed.. No loose change under your pillows henceforth. :evil:
May the Teapot scald the lot of ya!
The great and mighty Zeus will destroy you all for your Blaspheme!!!
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Howdy Fluffhead! :)
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"It has been requested I inform you that you're all wrong and her dental deity, THE Tooth Fairy is highly pissed.. No loose change under your pillows henceforth. :evil:
i refuse your prophecy!
I'm awaiting the second coming of the easter bunny non believers will parish before its fluffiness!!!
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Quote from: "aitm"greetings youngster I hope you find the open minded people you search for here......there may be a couple behind the refridgerator...cockroaches that they are.....open-minded BAH-HUMBUG!
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Quote from: "Fluffhead"Greets Everybody.
So it's winter time and i lack some activities (our ski center broke down :-({|= )and i figured out that i could join an atheist forum to pass some time. I believe in all mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster & she showed me the way many times in the past, she also boiled for our sins so respect! I'm attending my first year at high school but i was hoping for more open minded people there but i haven't got any luck finding them.
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FSM is a false god. The almighty snarfwidget is the one true god. We do not allow apostates on this board........Oh wait......Never mind. :P
Loki loves and pities you all.
Quote from: "Fluffhead"i refuse your prophecy!
I'm awaiting the second coming of the easter bunny non believers will parish before its fluffiness!!!
And you, dear disciple, shall live eternally in the presence of thousands of fluffy bunny angels, and our fluffy bunny saviour, the Easter Bunny.
FOOLS! COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOLS!
Do you not see the truth that is the Celestial Teapot?
Open your eyes and see so that you may drink of the tea of life!
Or do you wish to deny the obvious and drink only room temperature, watered down tea for eternity?
Dobrodošli, Fluffhead! 8-)
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Dobrodošli, Fluffhead! 8-)
hmm doberdan. Škoda da kanin ne dela se je treba vozit na trbiž
Quote from: "Fluffhead"Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Dobrodošli, Fluffhead! 8-)
hmm doberdan. Škoda da kanin ne dela se je treba vozit na trbiž
Sorry Zaphod, I don't speak Slovenian... :lol:
Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Quote from: "Fluffhead"Quote from: "DunkleSeele"Dobrodošli, Fluffhead! 8-)
hmm doberdan. Škoda da kanin ne dela se je treba vozit na trbiž
Sorry Zaphod, I don't speak Slovenian... :lol:
who the hell is zaphod?
Zaphod Beeblebrox (//http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)
Quote from: "Davka"Zaphod Beeblebrox (//http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)
and that has to do with me how?
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"FOOLS! COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOLS!
Do you not see the truth that is the Celestial Teapot?
Open your eyes and see so that you may drink of the tea of life!
Or do you wish to deny the obvious and drink only room temperature, watered down tea for eternity?
Preach it, my fellow teabagger!
Wait, umm.......
Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"FOOLS! COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOLS!
Do you not see the truth that is the Celestial Teapot?
Open your eyes and see so that you may drink of the tea of life!
Or do you wish to deny the obvious and drink only room temperature, watered down tea for eternity?
Fuck you you you know the only god is my almighty Snarfwidget! BLASPHEMER!
Quote from: "Fluffhead"Quote from: "Davka"Zaphod Beeblebrox (//http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)
and that has to do with me how?
Damned if i know.
Quote from: "Brian37"Quote from: "The Skeletal Atheist"FOOLS! COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOLS!
Do you not see the truth that is the Celestial Teapot?
Open your eyes and see so that you may drink of the tea of life!
Or do you wish to deny the obvious and drink only room temperature, watered down tea for eternity?
Fuck you you you know the only god is my almighty Snarfwidget! BLASPHEMER!
The three "you"s in that statement prove that Snarfwidget is just a false god.
REPENT OR BE DAMNED TO WATERED DOWN TEA!
All hail Snarfwidget!
All hail Snarfwidget!
All hail Snarfwidget!
All hail Snarfwidget!
All hail Snarfwidget!
All hail Snarfwidget!
All hail Snarfwidget!
All hail Snarfwidget!
All hail Snarfwidget!
... Gezundheit.
Quote from: "Fluffhead"Greets Everybody.
So it's winter time and i lack some activities (our ski center broke down :-({|= )and i figured out that i could join an atheist forum to pass some time. I believe in all mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster & she showed me the way many times in the past, she also boiled for our sins so respect! I'm attending my first year at high school but i was hoping for more open minded people there but i haven't got any luck finding them.
RAmen.
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p.s i just stole the picture of our mighty FSM :D
FSM. With sacrament you get unlimited bread sticks. :fsm:
I am a follower of the FSM, because he is truly the most delicious of the deities.
The FSM has recipes. Case closed.
Im the resident space alien god here. Bow before the Supreme Roolah!
Quote from: "_Xenu_"Im the resident space alien god here. Get over it!
Are you totally organic?
Quote from: "stromboli"Quote from: "_Xenu_"Im the resident space alien god here. Get over it!
Are you totally organic?
I am an immortal thetan. Ive lived billions of lives.
Quote from: "_Xenu_"Quote from: "stromboli"Quote from: "_Xenu_"Im the resident space alien god here. Get over it!
Are you totally organic?
I am an immortal thetan. Ive lived billions of lives.
yes, but- are you totally organic?
What happened to Lobsterism!!!!???
You Iodine haters will pay for your treachery with swelling fingers and puffy eyes..!!!
No. My meat body will be discarded in time, then I'll grab another.
Welcome Pastafarian!
I just had communion where I partook of the Pasta, the Sauce and the Holy Meat-A-Ballz!
Twas Delish!
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