Well it's been 13 years since a group of nice Muslims showed the US how wonderful Islam is. 13 years and the religion of peace is still going strong. With ISIS rising up we may yet again see how peaceful Islam is in our own back yards, but until then we'll just have to appreciate what peace Islam is spreading around the rest of the world. Any stories of peace and understanding are appreciated.
There was a very pleasant story about how some muslims in Pakistan found an individual who wanted to marry for love and not for her parents wishes, these kind men gave her their input, and persuaded her to return to her family, who did not react with anger, and showered her with the stones of their love
Ultimately, the love as too much for her, and she perished sadly, along with her would be husband
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on September 11, 2014, 03:06:59 PM
There was a very pleasant story about how some muslims in Pakistan found an individual who wanted to marry for love and not for her parents wishes, these kind men gave her their input, and persuaded her to return to her family, who did not react with anger, and showered her with the stones of their love
Ultimately, the love as too much for her, and she perished sadly, along with her would be husband
The stones of love is such a beautiful ritual. As is the really sharp metal stick of love, which is used to gently rehabilitate those who've committed some crime. Unfortunately the love is often too much for them.
I also like the free hand surgery that reduces the urge to steal things.
Well, there's this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilal_Philips) who was recently arrested (http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/09/10/canadian-muslim-preacher-accused-of-inciting-terrorism-arrested-in-philippines/) in the Philippines. Fittingly enough, he may be connected to an attack on the World Trade Center.
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 11, 2014, 03:31:23 PM
Well, there's this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilal_Philips) who was recently arrested (http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/09/10/canadian-muslim-preacher-accused-of-inciting-terrorism-arrested-in-philippines/) in the Philippines. Fittingly enough, he may be connected to an attack on the World Trade Center.
"Attack"? Don't you mean "instantaneous remodeling"? Islam is peaceful.
(http://www.britishnf.net/islam-is-a-religion-of-peace-1-resized.jpg)
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I also love their appreciation toward human heads that they put them on a fence as collections, their prophet Muhammad would have been so proud.
Quote from: StupidWiz on September 11, 2014, 06:26:56 PM
I also love their appreciation toward human heads that they put them on a fence as collections, their prophet Muhammad would have been so proud.
Thats what we need to do. for muslim appreciation day, lets draw what we think Muhammad looks like.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QfVWU-2pVL4/S_UOQP-Jy1I/AAAAAAAAOHE/7tB1b8wOeZo/s640/Outrage+-+Draw+Muhammad+Day.jpg)
Quote from: StupidWiz on September 11, 2014, 06:26:56 PM
I also love their appreciation toward human heads that they put them on a fence as collections, their prophet Muhammad would have been so proud.
Well you know what they say: two heads are better than one.
Heres some interesting things to read about.
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
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(http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i55/5/4/12/frabz-ISLAM-For-us-there-are-in-this-world-only-Believers-and-Misbelie-cc5ee0.jpg)
(http://s88563448.onlinehome.us/Atheist/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Islam-the-Peaceful-Religion.jpeg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxlO7DLC6p8
Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
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Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
A: Mohammered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfKLV6rmLxE
Like every other religion, the delusion or misdirection of Islam claiming it is a religion of peace is the same as every other religion claiming it is something that it is not, which is never surprising given these are fantasy and fictional stories people want to live by, desperately claiming they are real like a ten year old screaming at his parents that santa is real despite being told he's not.
The only difference between the upset ten year old and the theists, is that one will get over it, the other will kill in the name of their imaginary characters.
Al Qaeda sent men to take over a US aircraft carrier they thought was in port in Pakistan, turned out to be a Pakistani destroyer that slaughtered all of them except for a handful
1) how they hell did they expect to take over an AIRCRAFT CARRIER with less than 50 men?
2) How did they mistake a destroyer for an aircraft carrier
3) repeat number 1
We must all relish in the sheer intelligence of the muslims, especially the terrorist kind
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on September 14, 2014, 09:10:10 PM
2) How did they mistake a destroyer for an aircraft carrier
They're both boats aren't they?
Quote from: Jason78 on September 15, 2014, 01:08:51 PM
They're both boats aren't they?
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His wifes going to want her dish cloth back.
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Actually who am I kidding, she'll be stoned for not washing them once he gets back.
Wait, Islam can get me stoned? :weed:
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on September 16, 2014, 10:40:50 PM
Wait, Islam can get me stoned? :weed:
If they had booze and weed they might at least stand a better chance of chilling the fuck out.....