REALLY? (http://i.imgur.com/Uqo4Ob2.jpg) (http://imgur.com/Uqo4Ob2)
God must be one ugly son of a bitch
(http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/manual-worlds-fattest-man.jpg)
Gods own image!
(if there was such a thing as hell, i'd be going to it)
You deserve to go to hell Munch for posting a pic like that, is that a Sumo on steroids ?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :axe:
Well like I've once said, hell is where all the sexy people go, heaven's for the boring people.
I'm heading for limbo. Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
(https://lh5.ggpht.com/NdHA8WIFiBM6cdj-PjnyBRU1qUCkmRNa1jY34K7lwa80j-xAn-jphqJ4sc7JSPJQYC9-pg=s100)
This is god's image. Or would you like to think of him as the result of 2 million years of human evolution?
DUN INSULT JAYSUS GUYS ULL ALL GO 2 HELL CUZ HE LUVS U.
wait....
If god were real then "he" would be a women, he has lots of boring stories that you HAVE to listen to, he always wants you to compliment him, he always needs money for "some reason" all of his miracles are mostly about pageantry, and he wants you to have a personal relationship with just him. (I'm kidding about this of course)
I always assumed by made in the image of God, it meant that us humans had souls that were of the same nature of God.
I'm pretty sure everyone is born closer to this.
(http://www.troublesometots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/NewbornBaby.jpg)
So does that make god a baby?
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130618013953/yuyuhakusho/images/0/0b/KoenmaToddler.jpg)
Quote from: christy starseeker on September 10, 2014, 09:40:21 PM
DUN INSULT JAYSUS GUYS ULL ALL GO 2 HELL CUZ HE LUVS U.
wait....
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Quote from: PickelledEggs on September 11, 2014, 12:04:55 AM
I'm pretty sure everyone is born closer to this.
So does that make god a baby?
I think god might be more like a fetus.
(http://art-eater.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fetus_of_god.jpg)
Quote from: Lachish on September 10, 2014, 10:56:42 PM
I always assumed by made in the image of God, it meant that us humans had souls that were of the same nature of God.
Well, one of religion's great benefits is that its stuff can be personally tweaked to suit your needs. Some people do believe God is a man with a beard. Most probably leave him undefined or a bit more nebulous. Whatever! He has a plan, and you play an important role in that plan. You may not know exactly what the plan is, but by Gosh, it's a truly marvelous plan and has many unspecified benefits if you guess correctly. Guess wrong and things get pretty ugly. No one knows how good or ugly it might be, but it sure as Hell is good or ugly.
It's mysterious, but wonderful, ominous, and foreboding.
Man made God in his image, is more appropriate.
Quote from: Munch on September 11, 2014, 07:38:42 AM
I think god might be more like a fetus.
[snip]
Well, that's a hell of a picture to run across during breakfast.
Quote from: Desdinova on September 11, 2014, 12:49:16 PM
Man made God in his image, is more appropriate.
and I would say quite obvious, too. We have a god, and whatdayaknow, he's just like us.
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on September 11, 2014, 01:18:11 PM
Well, that's a hell of a picture to run across during breakfast.
It's cool, it's the final stage from darkstalkers 3.
Ah I miss the golden age of capcom games.
The bible does tell us--that fountain of all knowledge--tells us:
Then god said, Let us make humankind in our image, according to our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish ................................................................So god created humankind in his image, in the image of god he created them; male and female he created them.
That is from Genesis 1:26-27
Hmmmm.......several things here.
----who is this "us" that is referred to? Several gods? Angels? who????
---"our likeness"--who is the 'our' being referred to? Same as the 'us'?
--then in verse 27 humankind was created in 'his' image. No more 'us' or 'our'?
-----male and female he created them--so god looks like a man and a woman. Hermaphrodite? Apparently. Is god a man with breasts or a woman with a penis--or both?
Then explain this guy
(http://warnet.ws/img2/208/body/14.jpg)