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Title: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: zarus tathra on July 30, 2014, 09:06:57 PM
German

Pros: All-around brilliance in science and engineering and the military

Cons: Oftentimes humorless and inflexible. They always know best and are unable to change their opinions. Too accepting of insane or brutal leaders.

Chinese

Pros: Quick-thinking, possibly among the quickest

Cons: Fractious, short-sighted and imitative. A terrible undercurrent of insecurity. Provincialist in their outlook, too ritualistic and unable to see past appearances.

American

Pros: Incredibly optimistic,  a genius for large-scale organization

Cons: A lack of native scientific genius compared to European countries. A cultural aversion to independent thinking that compensates for whatever legal freedoms they might have. They value the ability to “fit in” to the point that it is basically a religion in and of itself. There is on the one hand a love of uniformity and on the other an overweening desire to "get ahead."

Jews

Pros: Funny, generally intelligent and accommodating towards foreign cultures

Cons: Oftentimes deceitful, they have a tendency towards an excess of abstraction and a calculated degeneration of precision in thought (The Talmud, Karl Marx, leftism in general) An aversion towards work and an excessive love of social position.
Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: stromboli on July 30, 2014, 10:10:27 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 30, 2014, 10:17:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zGc7aP0.jpg)
Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: GrinningYMIR on July 30, 2014, 10:38:46 PM
Deutschland Uber Alles!
Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: Contemporary Protestant on July 30, 2014, 10:45:50 PM
This infuriates me however i see its in the joke thread and withhold criticism
Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: stromboli on July 31, 2014, 12:20:07 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on July 30, 2014, 10:17:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zGc7aP0.jpg)
Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: Solitary on July 31, 2014, 12:36:43 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: Shiranu on July 31, 2014, 10:07:55 AM
Oh hey, free popcorn in this thread! I think I will join you!

:popcorn:
Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on July 31, 2014, 10:47:18 AM
Once upon a time I was browsing /b/ and there was a thread "Which is better, black or white."  I thought "gee, I'm in the mood for stupidity, I'll read that."

Two posts in a row caught my attention.

"White.  Ain't no black gingers."
"Black.  Ain't no black gingers."
Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: PickelledEggs on August 13, 2014, 01:47:15 AM
I didn't realize zarus was such a racist... I guess we learn something new every day....

Sent from your mom

Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2014, 01:51:17 AM
My reaction:

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3931192/george-eating-popcorn-o.gif)
Title: Re: Pros and cons of different cultures/races
Post by: Jmpty on August 16, 2014, 10:29:50 PM
(http://www.ctfamily.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Mycroft-facepalm-meme.png)