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Title: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Nam on July 26, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
Since the other one seems to be schizophrenic by locking and unlocking (which is bugging the fuck out of me), why not just create  a new one:



-Nam
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 26, 2014, 08:46:14 PM
But then he had to go get the milk and bread for his mom.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on July 27, 2014, 02:14:55 AM
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Post by: Nam on July 27, 2014, 04:46:24 AM
**NSFW**

If this guy's going to be a pedophile, someone really needs to explain to him how it's done because this is just embarrassing:

[spoiler][/spoiler]

-Nam


Nam:  Spoil shit like this please - wolf
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Post by: PickelledEggs on July 27, 2014, 10:20:34 AM
Shit like that ^ is why I wish the spoiler code spoiled things for Tapatalk.....

Sent from your mom

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2014, 08:42:38 AM


This is why I like rock.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 08:46:59 AM
What happens when you play a country song backwards?

You get your truck back, you get your girl back, you get your dog back.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2014, 08:54:10 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 08:46:59 AM
What happens when you play a country song backwards?

You get your truck back, you get your girl back, you get your dog back.
You also go from Rocky mountain climbing and skydiving to the sofa, put the Good Book back on the shelf, and go cancer-free.  :P

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2014, 09:04:50 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on July 28, 2014, 09:21:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2014, 09:04:50 AM

Oh man....  Get that girl in to 1st grade please

Sent from your mom

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Post by: Nam on July 28, 2014, 10:54:07 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2014, 08:42:38 AM
This is why I like rock.

You do realize rock is a mixture of jazz, blues, country, and r&b, swing, etc., right? Without any of those, rock probably wouldn't exist. That's why country artists can cross over to rock without much effort; and why some blues can be seen in the genre of rock.

-Nam
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 10:58:00 AM
Quote from: Nam on July 28, 2014, 10:54:07 AM
You do realize rock is a mixture of jazz, blues, country, and r&b, swing, etc., right? Without any of those, rock probably wouldn't exist. That's why country artists can cross over to rock without much effort; and why some blues can be seen in the genre of rock.

-Nam
Led Zeppelin was a blues band early on. Elvis and the Beatles same same.
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Post by: Nam on July 28, 2014, 11:07:15 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 10:58:00 AM
Led Zeppelin was a blues band early on. Elvis and the Beatles same same.

A lot of successful rock singers, groups started in country: Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry (yes, Chuck Berry), K. D. Lang, etc.,

-Nam
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 11:22:35 AM
Quote from: Nam on July 28, 2014, 11:07:15 AM
A lot of successful rock singers, groups started in country: Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry (yes, Chuck Berry), K. D. Lang, etc.,

-Nam
They always say "country", but they never say which country.
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Post by: Nam on July 28, 2014, 11:23:20 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 11:22:35 AM
They always say "country", but they never say which country.

Ha ha eh.

-Nam
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 29, 2014, 02:25:07 AM
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Post by: billhilly on July 29, 2014, 09:49:49 AM
Quote from: Nam on July 28, 2014, 11:07:15 AM
A lot of successful rock singers, groups started in country: Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry (yes, Chuck Berry), K. D. Lang, etc.,

-Nam

The Rolling Stones were a great country band.
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Post by: Solitary on July 29, 2014, 10:29:07 AM
(http://imgur.com/cJeFMHG)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 29, 2014, 10:44:41 AM
Holy crap!

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on July 29, 2014, 10:34:19 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 30, 2014, 09:05:15 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on July 30, 2014, 12:31:54 PM


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Post by: Green Bottle on July 30, 2014, 06:54:20 PM
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Post by: Nam on July 30, 2014, 08:09:14 PM


-Nam
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 30, 2014, 08:14:17 PM
Quote from: Nam on July 30, 2014, 08:09:14 PM


-Nam
Sigh. I had friends on that Death Star.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 30, 2014, 09:41:01 PM
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Post by: Nam on July 30, 2014, 11:57:47 PM
I've delivered a calf once. Had to stick both hands inside the cow up to my elbows. It was disgusting.

-Nam
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 31, 2014, 07:57:22 AM
Quote from: Nam on July 30, 2014, 11:57:47 PM
I've delivered a calf once. Had to stick both hands inside the cow up to my elbows. It was disgusting.

-Nam
Well don't have a cow, man!
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Post by: kilodelta on August 02, 2014, 12:59:31 AM
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Post by: Johan on August 02, 2014, 06:18:27 AM
Quote from: Nam on July 28, 2014, 10:54:07 AM
You do realize rock is a mixture of jazz, blues, country, and r&b, swing, etc., right? Without any of those, rock probably wouldn't exist.
You do realize one does not need to know about or like or care at all about the roots of something in order to like that something right? He likes rock. Its a pretty simple statement. Why shit all over it?
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 02, 2014, 08:16:42 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on August 02, 2014, 12:59:31 AM

Of course it would be Hobby Lobby. :lol:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2014, 08:22:11 AM
I hope there's a key handy in the toilet.
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Post by: kilodelta on August 02, 2014, 01:38:26 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2014, 08:22:11 AM
I hope there's a key handy in the toilet.

Of course. Each Hobby Lobby toilet attendant is there with the key to ensure they don't play with anything while it's unlocked.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 02, 2014, 02:14:46 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 02, 2014, 08:16:42 AM
Of course it would be Hobby Lobby. :lol:
I'm pretty sure that's a photoshopped image, although it is hilarious... in a depressing way. :lol:
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Post by: Nam on August 02, 2014, 09:42:20 PM


-Nam
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 02, 2014, 10:05:20 PM
Quote from: Nam on August 02, 2014, 09:42:20 PM


-Nam
Gay sex is okay as long as it's Jesus doing the penetrating.

Christians are God's flock. Guess God must be Scottish Welsh.

If we're all God's children, doesn't this statement make Jesus a sex offender?
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Post by: Nam on August 02, 2014, 10:10:31 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 02, 2014, 10:05:20 PM
Gay sex is okay as long as it's Jesus doing the penetrating.

Christians are God's flock. Guess God must be Scottish Welsh.

If we're all God's children, doesn't this statement make Jesus a sex offender?

[Spoiler]99 bottles of love on the wall

I loved many girls each night
they were like
individually wrapped
acid trips
sweat and cum made
the sheets warm and cozy
the lights were pretty
like disco balls in studio 69
and when I grew tired
I'd lay there and dream
of heaven while being raped
by the love of a woman
while I slept

I'd see jesus in front of me
and he'd tell me to get
undressed and I would call him
a fag and say I didn't swing
that way
but
it was jesus
if I didn't swing perhaps
I'd go to hell
so I undressed and
woke up to a guy
sucking my cock
it felt strangely fine
and I let it happen

jesus wanted it to happen

the nights were abstract
the stars seemed to move
like spaceships
we wanted to go home
and we cried out loud
for them to rescue us
from a world at war with itself

vietnam was waking us up to love
yet our government was killing
us

I burnt a flag on capitol hill
and got beaten with a club
by some pansy cop who looked
like he was the re-incarnated
jesus who went down on me
that other night

I've been photographed in incense
and burned as a god
yet the god I am is the god they are
and there's nothing more
I can do but hope that life's
more than a re-occurring trip
and not held in the palm of a white man
who calls himself a leader

true leaders don't send young men and women
to die in a battle
that they obviously will not come back from
and if they do
they won't be whole
they won't
be innocent anymore

they'll be fucked and raped
like a little girl
finding out her daddy hates her

I've seen more on tv
than what they show
or perhaps
it's all just a show
and we are the puppets
waiting for our strings
to be cut
or for us to cut
them
ourselves

give me a gun
I'll assassinate Kennedy
just so I can dream of
not being drafted
dream of being fucked
by many women
know that jesus loves me
dance in a crowd
and see better stars
at night




David Garrett Arnold
May 16 2006[/spoiler]

-Nam
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2014, 10:24:46 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 03, 2014, 12:55:48 AM
Quote from: Nam on August 02, 2014, 09:42:20 PM


-Nam

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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 04, 2014, 02:43:43 AM


Sent from your mom

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 03:05:43 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 04, 2014, 02:43:43 AMSent from your mom
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 04:19:25 AM


Satan in his earthly guise
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 04, 2014, 11:47:00 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 03:05:43 AM


lol I've had that phone signature for a LONG time now. You just noticed it? :lol:
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 11:51:30 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 04, 2014, 11:47:00 AMlol I've had that phone signature for a LONG time now. You just noticed it? :lol:
Nope.  Laughing at how well it combos with the image.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 04, 2014, 11:54:40 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 11:51:30 AM
Nope.  Laughing at how well it combos with the image.
Lmao

Sent from your mom

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Post by: Green Bottle on August 04, 2014, 12:05:04 PM
Personally i think this is a wee bit unfair cos there's fat birds in Europe as well, just not so fkn many.... :dance:



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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on August 04, 2014, 12:50:22 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on July 29, 2014, 02:25:07 AM

I've had that happen to me. In a really cold room it's fucking torture. Especially when you're really cozy.
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Post by: Jason78 on August 04, 2014, 01:18:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 04:19:25 AM


Satan in his earthly guise

I'm so stealing that as a parenting tactic!
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Post by: Desdinova on August 04, 2014, 01:19:53 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 04, 2014, 01:38:57 PM
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Post by: aitm on August 04, 2014, 03:05:25 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 04, 2014, 01:38:57 PM


that's just sick


[spoiler]I'm still laughing[/spoiler]
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on August 04, 2014, 03:22:37 PM
Quote from: Green Bottle on August 04, 2014, 12:05:04 PM
Personally i think this is a wee bit unfair cos there's fat birds in Europe as well, just not so fkn many.... :dance:



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Post by: Desdinova on August 04, 2014, 04:28:18 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 05, 2014, 04:18:20 AM


source: http://www.deathbulge.com/#/comics/152 (http://www.deathbulge.com/#/comics/152)
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2014, 06:27:46 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on August 05, 2014, 12:33:20 PM
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Post by: Nam on August 05, 2014, 10:58:01 PM


-Nam
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2014, 01:56:37 AM


Hardcore as fuck.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 06, 2014, 07:46:45 AM
Ten minutes in boot camp and he'd fold.
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Post by: Nam on August 06, 2014, 02:23:33 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 06, 2014, 07:46:45 AM
Ten minutes in boot camp and he'd fold.

5 minutes watching kindergartners he'd commit suicide.

-Nam
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 06, 2014, 02:24:45 PM
First Hijiri



Sent from your mom

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Post by: Nam on August 06, 2014, 02:27:52 PM


-Nam
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 06, 2014, 02:41:49 PM


Sent from your mom

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Post by: Shiranu on August 06, 2014, 03:22:58 PM
I love how into watching a man fap they were...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2014, 05:28:26 PM
Cats in a zero-g environment:





Sauce (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XtK6R1QAk)
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Post by: kilodelta on August 06, 2014, 05:31:20 PM


Not pictured: the hole in the top seat
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 07, 2014, 04:28:37 AM
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Post by: Desdinova on August 07, 2014, 12:37:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 06, 2014, 05:28:26 PM
Cats in a zero-g environment:





Sauce (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XtK6R1QAk)


This cat don't need no zero G bullshit!

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Post by: Desdinova on August 07, 2014, 12:39:53 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 07, 2014, 01:55:41 PM


Sent from your mom

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Post by: Nam on August 07, 2014, 02:49:19 PM


-Nam
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Post by: kilodelta on August 07, 2014, 10:07:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2014, 01:16:53 AM
Quote from: Nam on August 07, 2014, 02:49:19 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 10, 2014, 01:39:31 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on August 10, 2014, 03:07:51 AM
It's not gay. It's soaking.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 11, 2014, 02:14:25 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 11, 2014, 02:17:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 11, 2014, 02:17:33 PM


My life summed up in a gif.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on August 11, 2014, 09:09:04 PM


Not as much funny as, impactful
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2014, 03:38:23 AM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on August 12, 2014, 05:28:56 AM
lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2014, 11:51:08 AM
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Post by: Desdinova on August 12, 2014, 01:52:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2014, 03:09:23 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 13, 2014, 12:13:53 AM


Sent from your mom

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2014, 11:42:14 AM


From a parody site, but still, barely different from the usual.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 13, 2014, 11:54:32 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on August 13, 2014, 12:10:24 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2014, 02:30:04 PM


Correction:  roughly 75% cotton and 25% linen
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 13, 2014, 03:15:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 13, 2014, 02:30:04 PM


Correction:  roughly 75% cotton and 25% linen
Cottonwoods are trees, dude!
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 13, 2014, 09:14:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 13, 2014, 11:42:14 AM


From a parody site, but still, barely different from the usual.
Fox news will have coverage of this on monday.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on August 13, 2014, 10:32:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2014, 01:03:38 AM
5 stacks of wife aggro = instant death
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 14, 2014, 02:30:46 PM


Lmao it's such a bad joke.

Sent from your mom

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2014, 03:17:48 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 15, 2014, 09:27:13 AM






Sent from your mom

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on August 15, 2014, 11:41:45 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2014, 04:22:38 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 16, 2014, 06:42:51 AM
"You have to be born in the last century to buy liquor."
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on August 16, 2014, 07:41:47 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/mosesfishing_zpscc49fa57.jpg.html)
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Post by: Green Bottle on August 16, 2014, 09:31:06 AM


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Post by: baddogma on August 16, 2014, 10:23:37 PM
Woot!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2014, 03:10:42 AM


Makes sense.  After all, he does bop Yoshi on the head to make him flick his tongue out.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 17, 2014, 10:16:26 AM
Quote from: baddogma on August 16, 2014, 10:23:37 PM
Woot!
I've had a similar conversation before...  Haha

Sent from your mom

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Post by: kilodelta on August 17, 2014, 01:08:18 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 17, 2014, 03:10:42 AM


Makes sense.  After all, he does bop Yoshi on the head to make him flick his tongue out.

I've had many a laugh while sacrificing Yoshi for my evil designs.
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Post by: Jason78 on August 18, 2014, 01:21:32 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 18, 2014, 11:17:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2014, 11:18:49 PM
But Captain America did.  :razz:
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 18, 2014, 11:21:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 18, 2014, 11:18:49 PM
But Captain America did.  :razz:
LMAO I saw that one too
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2014, 12:01:18 AM


QWOP:  Equestrian edition
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Post by: Green Bottle on August 19, 2014, 12:17:39 PM
Pocket Finger........

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2014, 10:52:21 AM


We do have BTUs (1 degree F per pound of water) but yeah, not as easy.
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Post by: Jason78 on August 20, 2014, 01:40:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2014, 10:52:21 AM
We do have BTUs (1 degree F per pound of water) but yeah, not as easy.

It's ten times easier to work things out in metric and then just convert the units.
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Post by: Green Bottle on August 20, 2014, 07:16:39 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2014, 09:55:35 AM
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Post by: Jason78 on August 21, 2014, 01:58:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 21, 2014, 09:55:35 AM


That's why they're going extinct...
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on August 21, 2014, 04:30:13 PM
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Post by: Moralnihilist on August 21, 2014, 05:26:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2014, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on August 21, 2014, 04:30:13 PM
Doctor Manhattan:  "This is a job for, oh that's right, I never wear clothes."
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Post by: Desdinova on August 22, 2014, 11:16:22 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 22, 2014, 12:04:05 PM






Sauce (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38jDQkkaxT8) for the last one
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 22, 2014, 01:21:31 PM


I look at this and while I laugh I just ask myself why I haven't seen this before.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on August 23, 2014, 09:27:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2014, 12:05:37 AM
MRW I cook a pizza, cut it into slices, and let my roommate have first dibs:

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 24, 2014, 01:54:45 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 24, 2014, 12:05:37 AM
MRW I cook a pizza, cut it into slices, and let my roommate have first dibs:


I don't suppose you'd happen to know what that GIF is from, would you?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2014, 04:01:47 AM
Sorry, forgot.  One sec, connecting to hivemind...

---____

WE ARE ONE.  WE ARE ALL.

Anime:  Love Live!
Character:  Umi Sonoda
Blood Type:  A
Voiced by: Suzuko Mimori

The 9 billionth digit of Pi is 9.
The mass of Sol is approximately 333,000 times the mass of the Earth.
I'm sorry, John, but you're going to have to run again.
Apotheosis was the beginning before the beginning. Devices on alert. Observe the procedures of a general alert. The base and the pinnacle. The flower inside the fruit that is both its parent and its child. Decadent as ancestors. The portal and that which passes.  Counting down. All functions nominal. All functions optimal. Counting down.
One One One One zero One One zero zero zero One zero zero zero zero zero zero zero ze-

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Uggh.  My head hurts.
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on August 24, 2014, 06:27:23 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/circumcision_zps68ff8782.jpg.html)
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2014, 12:21:26 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2014, 01:51:01 AM


Oh the irony.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 26, 2014, 02:01:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 24, 2014, 12:21:26 PM


That is going to be me this october at comic con
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2014, 11:35:34 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 26, 2014, 02:01:53 AMThat is going to be me this october at comic con
You're going as Rogue?  :razz:
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 26, 2014, 11:36:13 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 26, 2014, 11:35:34 AM
You're going as Rogue?  :razz:
My ass is pretty nice...  I bet I could pull it off

Sent from your mom

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 26, 2014, 01:36:27 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 26, 2014, 11:36:13 AM
My ass is pretty nice...  I bet I could pull it off

Sent from your mom
You have to post pictures. :lol:
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 26, 2014, 01:43:02 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 26, 2014, 01:36:27 PM
You have to post pictures. :lol:

fuck.

:lol:

maybe. We'll see. I'm not usually one to take pictures of myself. If I can find a picture that someone already took of me, I'll use that first. otherwise I'll take a picture later
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2014, 01:46:00 PM


Not sure if this belongs here on the Dafuq thread.  *cringes more with every reply*
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on August 26, 2014, 02:08:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 26, 2014, 01:46:00 PM


Not sure if this belongs here on the Dafuq thread.  *cringes more with every reply*

That last poster makes the entirety of humanity look bad, If I saw this person in real life or on the internet I would feel ashamed for being a human, this person is awarded no points, no sympathy, and no intelligence, and every single person is now dumber for having read their post

We're all doomed
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Post by: Desdinova on August 26, 2014, 02:43:27 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 26, 2014, 01:43:02 PM
fuck.

:lol:

maybe. We'll see. I'm not usually one to take pictures of myself. If I can find a picture that someone already took of me, I'll use that first. otherwise I'll take a picture later


I'm more than happy to post a pic of my ass, enjoy......


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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 26, 2014, 03:13:09 PM
Quote from: Desdinova on August 26, 2014, 02:43:27 PM

I'm more than happy to post a pic of my ass, enjoy......



:lol:
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 27, 2014, 12:37:32 AM


TIL horses don't like being splashed with water.
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Post by: Green Bottle on August 27, 2014, 12:21:21 PM






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Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2014, 02:02:11 AM


Checkmate, atheists.

(Also, don't ever use fully justified typography with narrow columns (http://conversations.marketing-partners.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/full-j-no-hyph.png).)
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 28, 2014, 02:07:06 AM
QuoteIf atheism were true, why do cats have pretty stripes on them?



Where is your God now?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2014, 03:17:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2014, 04:29:02 PM


Canada sure is feeling sassy today (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/canadas-nato-delegation-mocks-lost-russian-troops-on-twitter/).  And the best part is, if Russia gets angry over this, they could always just apologize.  :razz:
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 28, 2014, 05:48:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2014, 03:17:33 PM

Whoever said that words can never hurt you was wrong. Stupidity hurts.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 28, 2014, 09:24:28 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 28, 2014, 09:34:18 PM


Sent from your mom

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Post by: aitm on August 28, 2014, 10:13:58 PM
Ha! Dat's funny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 29, 2014, 09:27:34 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on August 29, 2014, 12:43:31 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on August 29, 2014, 01:53:09 PM




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Post by: Shiranu on August 29, 2014, 04:47:05 PM
I love that the English are the good guys :P.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on August 29, 2014, 04:54:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 29, 2014, 01:53:09 PM







Sweet Officer-mecha in the third pic
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Post by: Lao Tou on August 29, 2014, 10:55:08 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on August 26, 2014, 02:08:28 PM
That last poster makes the entirety of humanity look bad, If I saw this person in real life or on the internet I would feel ashamed for being a human, this person is awarded no points, no sympathy, and no intelligence, and every single person is now dumber for having read their post

We're all doomed

To paraphrase Neil DeGrasse Tyson, "Aliens may have already visited earth and decided there is no intelligent life here."
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Post by: Lao Tou on August 29, 2014, 10:57:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 29, 2014, 09:27:34 AM


You should NEVER let Jabba the Cat get on top.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 30, 2014, 01:14:33 AM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on August 29, 2014, 04:54:21 PMSweet Officer-mecha in the third pic
It's a Maurader from Mechwarrior.  Somewhere in there is a joke about Kerensky piloting the thing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 30, 2014, 01:37:17 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 30, 2014, 09:17:35 PM

Doug Trio
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 31, 2014, 03:43:14 AM


I can confirm that this also works with Crisco.  Funniest thing in the whole damn world.  Well, that and lacing the seeds with capsaicin powder.  But it's so difficult to get the dosage right...
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Post by: Jason78 on August 31, 2014, 04:25:58 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 31, 2014, 03:43:14 AM
I can confirm that this also works with Crisco.  Funniest thing in the whole damn world.  Well, that and lacing the seeds with capsaicin powder.  But it's so difficult to get the dosage right...

Squirrels are smart...



Really smart.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 31, 2014, 09:26:30 AM
Sorry, basement dwellers...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 31, 2014, 11:47:13 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 01, 2014, 12:30:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 31, 2014, 11:47:13 PM


My god, that was amazing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2014, 01:22:06 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 01, 2014, 01:54:09 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 01, 2014, 01:22:06 AM


As someone of both heritages, I'm not sure how I feel about this one :P.
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Post by: Green Bottle on September 01, 2014, 07:02:39 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2014, 10:58:43 PM


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Post by: kilodelta on September 02, 2014, 09:10:43 PM
I found a real Jesus worth worshipping.

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2014, 10:19:14 PM




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Post by: stromboli on September 03, 2014, 04:36:44 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2014, 05:57:20 PM
I didn't know the Oatmeal Bucket Challenge was a sin.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2014, 06:28:04 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 03, 2014, 06:30:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 03, 2014, 06:28:04 PM


Mah bunny, played it off like a champ.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2014, 08:45:32 PM


Who's a good boy?  Yoouuu  arrre!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2014, 10:03:39 PM
It's name is "Shelly".
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Post by: stromboli on September 03, 2014, 11:31:41 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2014, 10:03:39 PM
It's name is "Shelly".

In France its name is "Le Appetizer"
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Post by: Aletheia on September 04, 2014, 03:05:29 AM
The best way to counter a protest is to join it... badly.

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Post by: Shiranu on September 05, 2014, 12:15:03 AM


Damn.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2014, 02:03:36 AM
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Post by: Desdinova on September 05, 2014, 10:34:48 AM
Quote from: stromboli on September 03, 2014, 11:31:41 PM
In France its name is "Le Appetizer"



:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 05, 2014, 12:07:19 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 05, 2014, 12:28:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2014, 02:56:28 PM
More where that came from:
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Post by: Green Bottle on September 06, 2014, 07:15:37 PM


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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 06, 2014, 08:22:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2014, 02:11:53 AM
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Post by: aitm on September 07, 2014, 08:18:47 AM
Thinking of putting this on my FB for all the whiners yapping about how their right to pray is being stripped away.



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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2014, 11:09:03 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2014, 11:34:55 PM


Bring you Bible and your mind, but all you're really gonna need is your Bible.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 08, 2014, 08:37:29 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on September 08, 2014, 11:34:17 AM


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Post by: DunkleSeele on September 08, 2014, 11:38:39 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 07, 2014, 11:34:55 PM


Bring you Bible and your mind, but all you're really gonna need is your Bible.
Bring your bible and your mind, and leave the latter at the door.
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Post by: Desdinova on September 08, 2014, 01:04:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2014, 01:18:53 PM


TIL the California drought is all the government's fault.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2014, 12:58:25 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 09, 2014, 10:53:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2014, 02:26:16 PM


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Post by: Desdinova on September 09, 2014, 03:12:06 PM
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Post by: Desdinova on September 09, 2014, 03:23:15 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 09, 2014, 06:49:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2014, 10:10:03 PM


Also, I cussed out a bush once.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 09, 2014, 10:44:23 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 10, 2014, 07:15:04 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 10, 2014, 08:36:07 AM


I'm not certain if this one goes in this thread, or in the random thread


but here it is
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 10, 2014, 03:36:17 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on September 10, 2014, 08:36:07 AM


I'm not certain if this one goes in this thread, or in the random thread


but here it is
That looks painful, but also mildly arousing....
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 10, 2014, 03:36:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2014, 01:26:59 PM


That coke will be $1.59.  Errr...I mean, $9,083,748.  Yeah, a check will be fine.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 11, 2014, 01:30:07 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 11, 2014, 01:26:59 PM


That coke will be $1.59.  Errr...I mean, $9,083,748.  Yeah, a check will be fine.
"Millionths" is a decimal place, Hydra. (i.e. nine millionths is written as 0.000009) This teacher actually has a point.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2014, 01:45:28 PM
D'oh!   :doh:  Well, I guess he/she'd have trouble understanding atmospheric carbon dioxide levels or something.   Dammit, I really thought I had some good idiocy there.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2014, 03:18:30 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on September 11, 2014, 06:35:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2014, 06:44:56 PM
MFW I don't sleep in the exact center of my bed

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2014, 12:44:15 PM


Picking up an alligator =/= picking up a small dog
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Post by: Green Bottle on September 12, 2014, 05:48:13 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2014, 02:05:59 AM


A natural 20 on a save vs stupid roll.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 13, 2014, 06:37:32 AM
I'm having trouble believing that one.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2014, 10:32:34 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 15, 2014, 05:30:05 PM


Sent from your mom

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 15, 2014, 05:32:34 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 15, 2014, 05:59:30 PM
Dafuck is swag?
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Post by: Green Bottle on September 15, 2014, 06:43:28 PM


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Post by: stromboli on September 15, 2014, 06:51:54 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on September 15, 2014, 07:01:12 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 15, 2014, 09:22:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2014, 02:10:09 AM


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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 16, 2014, 02:35:34 AM


Sent from your mom

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Post by: Desdinova on September 16, 2014, 10:07:50 AM
Quote from: Green Bottle on September 15, 2014, 07:01:12 PM



Holy Mary, mother of God!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2014, 11:59:38 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 16, 2014, 12:35:42 PM
Anyone old enough to remember these damned things?Holy crap on a stick they wear you out even more at 55 than 12!
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Post by: stromboli on September 16, 2014, 12:46:36 PM
Lol. I have one in storage.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 16, 2014, 01:23:35 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on September 16, 2014, 12:35:42 PM
Anyone old enough to remember these damned things?Holy crap on a stick they wear you out even more at 55 than 12!
The y-donor told me to mow the yard with one of those. I went out to the garage, took a quick look and came back in the house.

"I won't do that!"

He got mad and said he'd tie me to the damn thing until the yard was done. I said "Let's go, then." When we got the garage he noticed a rattler entwined in the blades. And one on the handle.

We let the yard go that day.
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Post by: stromboli on September 16, 2014, 01:57:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 16, 2014, 01:23:35 PM
The y-donor told me to mow the yard with one of those. I went out to the garage, took a quick look and came back in the house.

"I won't do that!"

He got mad and said he'd tie me to the damn thing until the yard was done. I said "Let's go, then." When we got the garage he noticed a rattler entwined in the blades. And one on the handle.

We let the yard go that day.

If I'd been there, they would've wound up as hatbands or belts.
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Post by: stromboli on September 16, 2014, 01:59:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2014, 09:06:27 PM


The only time when you can put drugs into something and make it less addictive.  (also, cheaper)
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2014, 09:48:55 PM


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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 17, 2014, 09:51:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 16, 2014, 09:06:27 PM


The only time when you can put drugs into something and make it less addictive.  (also, cheaper)

I don't understand this picture
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2014, 10:18:13 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on September 17, 2014, 09:51:12 PM
I don't understand this picture
Drug bust.  The cocaine pouches have a fairly common symbol (http://www.mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Planeswalkers) from Magic:  The Gathering printed on the front.  Magic: The Gathering cards are nicknamed cardboard crack.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 17, 2014, 10:20:15 PM
ohh, I didn't realize that until you pointed it out,

that's funny
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 18, 2014, 12:41:29 AM


Sent from your mom

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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 18, 2014, 07:01:18 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on September 18, 2014, 11:47:59 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 18, 2014, 12:22:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 17, 2014, 10:18:13 PM
Drug bust.  The cocaine pouches have a fairly common symbol (http://www.mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Planeswalkers) from Magic:  The Gathering printed on the front.  Magic: The Gathering cards are nicknamed cardboard crack.
I guess you guys have never really tried really good cocaine.. Seemed magic to me.. :shhh:
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2014, 12:30:31 PM
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Post by: stromboli on September 18, 2014, 02:03:11 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 18, 2014, 02:20:08 PM
Why is she wearing 3D models of pink gas giant planets?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2014, 04:02:28 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 18, 2014, 04:07:34 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 18, 2014, 10:56:05 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2014, 11:18:17 PM
Preorder now and get 100 GoldBux© and LocosTacos© Swag for Call of Duty®: Ghosts!
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 19, 2014, 09:29:40 AM
Nothing like truth in advertising is there?  You know you're hungry. And by GOD you know it's good because it's got HOMESTYLE goodness in it..
Mom always had a big factory where she prepared can after can of dead baby chickens for the whole family..  :sick:
i think it's time to find this Sweet Sue woman and torture her for her transgressions..







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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 19, 2014, 09:47:35 AM
Well thank god schools teach pretty wryting, huh? You know this person's degree will take them far....behind prison walls I suspect.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 19, 2014, 10:44:44 AM
It's almost the perfect grammar trainwreck.  All it needs is an apostrophe plural and an ellipsis instead of a period at the end.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 19, 2014, 12:20:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2014, 11:34:38 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 20, 2014, 05:58:21 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 20, 2014, 10:53:46 PM


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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 20, 2014, 10:58:52 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 20, 2014, 05:58:21 PM


That .gif. It's beautiful. Hypnotizing. Magnificent. :,)
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Post by: stromboli on September 20, 2014, 11:25:39 PM



What a 1 ton truck looks like after meeting 3/4 ton of Black Angus at night on a mountain road. (well, I think its funny)
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Post by: Poison Tree on September 21, 2014, 01:10:49 AM
Quote from: stromboli on September 20, 2014, 11:25:39 PM



What a 1 ton truck looks like after meeting 3/4 ton of Black Angus at night on a mountain road. (well, I think its funny)
That happened to my parents a few years back. They glanced off the cow, down into the barrow pit and through two or three fences but were uninjured--SUV's engine destroyed through.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2014, 02:19:11 AM
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on September 21, 2014, 06:25:39 PM
I like how the bike cart was all, "Didn't hit me. Don't care. I got noodles to deliver."
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Post by: Moralnihilist on September 22, 2014, 11:46:28 AM


Brake failure in a race
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 22, 2014, 01:46:48 PM
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Post by: stromboli on September 22, 2014, 02:02:43 PM
Quote from: Moralnihilist on September 22, 2014, 11:46:28 AM


Brake failure in a race

This is the only reason to watch NASCAR.
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Post by: stromboli on September 22, 2014, 02:04:33 PM
Quote from: Poison Tree on September 21, 2014, 01:10:49 AM
That happened to my parents a few years back. They glanced off the cow, down into the barrow pit and through two or three fences but were uninjured--SUV's engine destroyed through.

Lol. Having pried a doe off the front of a Plymouth Reliant, I can speak from experience. My Navy son pried one off the front of his Mercedes. Now that is painful.
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Post by: stromboli on September 22, 2014, 02:07:43 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 22, 2014, 10:33:59 PM
Wtfbibleverses follows me on Twitter Hahahahahahhaha



Sent from your mom

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 23, 2014, 01:22:51 AM


*Jaws music*
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 23, 2014, 01:35:23 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 23, 2014, 09:40:05 AM
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBPsbgKeIFM[/yt]
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 24, 2014, 02:39:22 PM


Also, microwaves recharge the battery.  :razz:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 25, 2014, 06:29:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2014, 02:19:22 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 27, 2014, 07:17:08 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2014, 11:00:29 AM
Spinosaurus (http://img.timeinc.net/time/today_in_pictures/0907/tip_ny_0713_01.jpg) isn't especially duck-like.  Anatosuchus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatosuchus) is a better contender for a real-life crocoduck.

Though, I really don't want to be seen as endorsing Kirk Cameron's stupidity.   He argued that evolution posits intermediate forms between extant taxa, which is just fundamentally wrong.  These populations diverged millions of years ago, they're not going to have modern transitionals, let alone transitionals between taxa that didn't even exist back then.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think the background trees are upright and the foreground tree has fallen.  The guy is not actually standing, but pulling off a very convincing deception.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 27, 2014, 03:14:59 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 27, 2014, 02:34:56 PM


I'm not 100% sure, but I think the background trees are upright and the foreground tree has fallen.  The guy is not actually standing, but pulling off a very convincing deception.
Well yeah, it is a deception. Look at how his legs are braced. There is no weight being put on the right foot. The left leg is what's bracing him.
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Post by: stromboli on September 27, 2014, 03:32:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 28, 2014, 02:44:13 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 29, 2014, 12:12:07 AM


Sent from your mom

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 29, 2014, 12:29:27 PM
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Post by: Desdinova on September 29, 2014, 12:59:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 28, 2014, 02:44:13 AM


Reminds me of my Golden!
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 29, 2014, 01:09:53 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on September 27, 2014, 03:14:59 PM
Well yeah, it is a deception. Look at how his legs are braced. There is no weight being put on the right foot. The left leg is what's bracing him.
It's a fake.. I've seen a lot of similar pictures, but look at the tree just to his left growing up and the background trees growing sideways? It don't work that way fellas..
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2014, 01:38:13 PM
The tree is fallen and upturned a lot of ground with its roots.  Like this (http://www.photo-dictionary.com/photofiles/list/10193/13778fallen_tree.jpg), just almost perfectly perpendicular with the ground.  A wider shot would've revealed the illusion.  Also, note the leaves.
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Post by: aitm on September 29, 2014, 09:45:30 PM
oh c'mon, its obvious this was an uprooted tree, all the leaves at the base in only one spot? His right hand is helping to hold the jacket from sagging but you can see the gravity pulling the jacket, and the grass in the background you can see its growing towards the sun so the tree is laying down.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2014, 10:34:18 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 29, 2014, 10:38:15 PM
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They really are idiots.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 30, 2014, 10:16:01 PM
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horrible, but funny
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Post by: stromboli on September 30, 2014, 11:44:32 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 02, 2014, 11:41:07 PM
Found this on my phone from over 6 years ago Hahaha

Sent from inside your mom

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2014, 01:03:04 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on October 04, 2014, 01:17:40 AM
Quote from: Jutter on October 03, 2014, 04:51:19 AM


Even funnier when you hear his voice though :P.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 04, 2014, 01:22:55 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 05, 2014, 07:30:23 PM

My sister's boyfriend's bumpersticker.

Sent from your mom

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 05, 2014, 08:08:25 PM
Go to the light!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2014, 09:39:55 PM
I went to Catholics Come Home for shits and giggles.  Clicked on "I'm not religious"

QuoteSo you’re not very religious…but maybe you’d like to find out more about what Catholicism is all about.
Guess again.

QuoteBelieve it or not, our Catholic belief in God is not just an emotional, religious feelingâ€"it’s a conviction grounded in logic and reason.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 06, 2014, 01:02:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 05, 2014, 09:39:55 PM
I went to Catholics Come Home for shits and giggles.  Clicked on "I'm not religious"
Guess again.


LOL I did the same thing.

I thought:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 06, 2014, 08:32:02 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 06, 2014, 08:42:16 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 06, 2014, 08:50:12 AM
Of course prayers are answered...
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Post by: Desdinova on October 07, 2014, 11:19:35 AM
I love Goldens!  Here's mine tormenting one of the cats......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUAg4zvNd9U&list=UUvLKydh-nv3Ma95EbxvAlSw
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 07, 2014, 12:23:23 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 08, 2014, 04:41:34 PM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on October 08, 2014, 05:47:45 PM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/sasquatch_zpsf0326861.jpg.html)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 08, 2014, 06:13:30 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on October 08, 2014, 07:25:21 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 08, 2014, 07:42:34 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 08, 2014, 06:13:30 PM

Burnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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Post by: stromboli on October 08, 2014, 07:47:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 09, 2014, 09:24:34 AM


Heh.
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Post by: kilodelta on October 09, 2014, 05:19:13 PM
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Heh.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 09, 2014, 05:41:11 PM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on October 09, 2014, 06:02:39 PM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/muslimebola_zps21d3b72d.jpg.html)
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Post by: stromboli on October 09, 2014, 06:34:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 09, 2014, 11:56:06 PM


l33t h4xx0rz trolollol da princip4l

#rekt
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2014, 03:22:12 AM


...and that's why your half-orc character has two dads.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2014, 02:49:25 AM


This is my life now.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 12:18:25 PM


Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 14, 2014, 12:23:22 PM
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Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?
Wait. Am I missing something? Why does this kid have a 1 out of 8? He should have an 8/8
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Post by: Solitary on October 14, 2014, 12:38:33 PM
I think it was because he was smarter than the teacher when he got the answer two different ways. I had teachers like that even in high school. They think you are being a smart ass and disrespectful.  Which was true in my case.  :eek:

(http://imgur.com/kaFTZRf)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 12:46:12 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on October 14, 2014, 12:23:22 PMWait. Am I missing something? Why does this kid have a 1 out of 8? He should have an 8/8
Because the teacher actually flunked, not the student.
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Post by: aitm on October 14, 2014, 01:05:17 PM
I think she wanted the rows of columns to be the first set and the count to be the second. IF this was mentioned then it would be part of the critical thinking part, although I think it's pretty candy ass.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2014, 01:06:17 PM
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Because the teacher actually flunked, not the student.
The student was supposed to put the numbers in the right way. If you look at the teacher's notes you'll see what he did "wrong". I suspect he flunked for not following instructions. (No approval of that kind of teaching implied.)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2014, 01:06:53 PM
Quote from: aitm on October 14, 2014, 01:05:17 PM
I think she wanted the rows of columns to be the first set and the count to be the second. IF this was mentioned then it would be part of the critical thinking part, although I think it's pretty candy ass.
I was taught you can change the order without problem. But that in the '60s.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 14, 2014, 01:08:36 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2014, 01:06:53 PM
I was taught you can change the order without problem. But that in the '60s.
I was taught the same thing in the 90s. Must have been a recent development in education.
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Post by: Solitary on October 14, 2014, 01:18:58 PM
I had a chemistry teacher flunk me on a test where I had all the answers correct, but my punctuation was bad. It still is.  :redface: I'm like Richard Feynman and just can't talk or write correctly for whatever reason. Some teachers, my sister-in-law included, are insufferable pendants, like so many on forums. :fU: Solitary
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2014, 01:24:39 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on October 14, 2014, 01:08:36 PM
I was taught the same thing in the 90s. Must have been a recent development in education.
I suspect she/he really didn't know there was a problem with the system.
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Post by: aitm on October 14, 2014, 02:13:45 PM
I don't ever recall problems written as suck, we were taught memorization so the questions were tricky such as
What is 2x5?
Oh yeah smarty pants...whats 5x2? huh? HUH?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 03:20:48 PM
On a lighter note:



She has a point with Raiders (though the Ark wouldn't have been placed in US custody), but he does free the child-slaves in Temple of Doom and if Indy had never been in Last Crusade, then either Donovan would have either never gotten the Grail or would have died promply thereafter.  And if Indy hadn't have been in Crystal Skull, it still wouldn't have made any sense.

So, there you have it.  Indy is 2 out of 4 at best in saving the day.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2014, 04:41:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 03:20:48 PM
On a lighter note:



She has a point with Raiders (though the Ark wouldn't have been placed in US custody), but he does free the child-slaves in Temple of Doom and if Indy had never been in Last Crusade, then either Donovan would have either never gotten the Grail or would have died promply thereafter.  And if Indy hadn't have been in Crystal Skull, it still wouldn't have made any sense.

So, there you have it.  Indy is 2 out of 4 at best in saving the day.
Indy couldn't upstage God, now could he? The Big Guy got the last laugh against the Nazis.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 14, 2014, 05:13:17 PM
Wut wood jayzez due?





















I probably should have mentioned this was on a sign in front of a baptist hospital here in Columbia South Carolina..
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 14, 2014, 07:57:34 PM
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on October 15, 2014, 01:42:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 03:20:48 PM
On a lighter note:



She has a point with Raiders (though the Ark wouldn't have been placed in US custody), but he does free the child-slaves in Temple of Doom and if Indy had never been in Last Crusade, then either Donovan would have either never gotten the Grail or would have died promply thereafter.  And if Indy hadn't have been in Crystal Skull, it still wouldn't have made any sense.

So, there you have it.  Indy is 2 out of 4 at best in saving the day.

I've given this much thought since I saw that episode.

Indy stalled the Nazis over and over.  He never actually stopped them, but he impeded their efforts until they were desperate enough to open it prematurely.

Also by stalling them over and over, he managed to place himself where he would be able to collect the ark at the end.
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on October 15, 2014, 02:04:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 14, 2014, 12:18:25 PM


Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?

My degree is in Math.  I know the subject very well.  The other day for fun I worked on plotting a four dimensional parabola simply using complex numbers for y=x^2.

When my son is doing his common core homework, my wife usually is able to help but occasionally has to turn to me when I come home from work.  I study the problem, and while at first I say "what the heck are they doing?" I then figure it out and then say "why the heck are they doing it this way?"

Last year when doing fractional inequalities, I saw their method (drawing a number line - yeah, counting on the drawing skills of 3rd graders) and said "oh hell no."  I then taught him how to find a common denominator.  The teacher saw my son doing that and then had to teach it to all the rest of the class to keep them up with him.  She both complimented and complained that I did that.  Apparently she didn't like what she was required to teach them.

The same can be said of his 4th grade homework.  Doing it the right way is stressed even more than the previous method by which math is taught.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 15, 2014, 07:23:50 PM
Are NSFW images allowed?
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 16, 2014, 02:02:17 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 15, 2014, 07:23:50 PM
Are NSFW images allowed?
You'd have to use the spoiler code first of all, but it depends on what it is if it would be even too out of line for that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 16, 2014, 06:48:41 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on October 16, 2014, 02:02:17 AM
You'd have to use the spoiler code first of all, but it depends on what it is if it would be even too out of line for that.
I don't see the spoiler tags.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 16, 2014, 08:06:06 AM
Spolier tags vanished a week or so ago
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 16, 2014, 08:30:57 AM
Ah, thanks. Anyway, the next post isn't that naughty, but if it breaks the rules feel free to delete it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 16, 2014, 08:32:12 AM
Who knew breast-feeding could be an Olympic event?

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Post by: aitm on October 16, 2014, 11:25:36 AM
I find that oddly tittilating
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 16, 2014, 11:36:39 AM


Basses dropped.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 16, 2014, 12:39:08 PM


:rotflmao:

(brief explanation:  in Game of Thrones, bastards - high-born children born out of wedlock - take their surname from the region they're born in, rather than the family name)
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 16, 2014, 02:37:04 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on October 15, 2014, 06:20:49 PM

Also the capital of South Carolina. :biggrin:
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2014, 02:41:37 AM


ASH fainted!
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 19, 2014, 03:05:38 AM
Ash used Elixer! -- Ash's PP is maxed out!

Ash used inseminate! -- It was super effective!

Misty counters with child support! -- Critical hit!


Ash blacked out!
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 19, 2014, 03:20:55 AM



Sent from your mom

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Post by: stromboli on October 19, 2014, 11:13:57 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2014, 01:14:46 PM




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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 19, 2014, 02:35:53 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 19, 2014, 10:03:21 PM

Both a terrible fate

Sent from your mom

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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on October 19, 2014, 11:34:52 PM
@Shinaru



(Just something that occurred to me.)
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 19, 2014, 11:39:42 PM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on October 19, 2014, 11:34:52 PM
@Shinaru



(Just something that occurred to me.)
I would have sold it. Just saiyan...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 20, 2014, 08:38:23 AM
Cooking advice from a closet atheist:

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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on October 20, 2014, 10:50:26 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/simpsonreligion_zps5db7c89a.jpg.html)

(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/bananaafterlife_zpsb2306160.jpg.html)
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 20, 2014, 11:17:52 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on October 20, 2014, 11:23:10 AM
Shakes on a train................ :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 20, 2014, 02:52:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2014, 02:53:24 PM


source (http://www.theisraelidaily.com/isis-releases-snippet-new-nickelback-single-threaten-unleash-full-song-demands-met/)
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 21, 2014, 03:57:11 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 21, 2014, 04:07:53 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 21, 2014, 04:09:52 AM
Hat hat hat.. Remember, the T is always silent..
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 21, 2014, 06:26:45 AM


Save the cucumbers!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2014, 11:32:48 AM
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Post by: Poison Tree on October 21, 2014, 01:06:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 21, 2014, 11:32:48 AM

Man, I can still instantly recognize SDA propaganda.
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Post by: aitm on October 21, 2014, 02:34:52 PM
Nice beast because, you know, giant things with large teeth ain't quite scary enough.
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Post by: kilodelta on October 21, 2014, 02:59:35 PM
A dragon keeping Earth warm, a three-headed cheetah, an angel lion, and a bear eating sticks... AND HOLY FUCK! The Antichrist is horny! I'm willing to pay thousands of dollars to find out how much the Antichrist is rising... Fuck me again! It's FREE!!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2014, 03:34:31 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on October 21, 2014, 02:59:35 PM
A dragon keeping Earth warm, a three-headed cheetah, an angel lion, and a bear eating sticks... AND HOLY FUCK! The Antichrist is horny! I'm willing to pay thousands of dollars to find out how much the Antichrist is rising... Fuck me again! It's FREE!!!
That's a drop bear, mate.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2014, 04:01:41 PM


Most clueless guy in the universe.
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on October 22, 2014, 02:20:12 AM
Not a pic, but funny nonetheless: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOqnPBasbs
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2014, 07:02:15 AM
Oopsie!

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2014, 11:09:18 AM


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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 22, 2014, 11:35:34 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on October 22, 2014, 11:49:02 AM


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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 22, 2014, 08:13:14 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 22, 2014, 08:20:51 PM
I can't tell you why I think this is funny to me, but I do. :lol:
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Post by: Desdinova on October 23, 2014, 01:19:54 PM
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on October 23, 2014, 05:09:35 PM
"We've spotted Imperial Doggies!"

"Imperial Doggies on the north ridge."
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Post by: Jason78 on October 23, 2014, 09:20:13 PM
Quote from: Desdinova on October 23, 2014, 01:19:54 PM


My Tibetian spaniels would look awesome in that!
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 24, 2014, 10:32:27 AM
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Post by: stromboli on October 24, 2014, 02:21:30 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 26, 2014, 06:47:18 PM


This app went there. Using Ebola to promote their product...

Sent from your mom

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 27, 2014, 03:15:22 PM
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Post by: Poison Tree on October 29, 2014, 01:00:17 AM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on October 29, 2014, 12:49:39 PM
Well... I got Halloween covered....  O0

(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/Ebolanurse_zps6dfa3617.jpg.html)
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 29, 2014, 02:23:20 PM
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on October 29, 2014, 12:49:39 PM
Well... I got Halloween covered....  O0

(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/Ebolanurse_zps6dfa3617.jpg.html)
Is the nurse included? It doesn't say she's not.. :eek: And what's with the zoom zoom part? I guess she IS included.. :biggrin:
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 29, 2014, 03:04:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 29, 2014, 04:07:55 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 31, 2014, 12:53:06 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 29, 2014, 04:07:55 PM

I'm skeptical of this claim and don't know why..
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 31, 2014, 01:08:20 AM
Suicidal Bunnies  :rotflmao: :axe:









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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on October 31, 2014, 12:33:10 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on October 29, 2014, 02:23:20 PM
Is the nurse included? It doesn't say she's not.. :eek: And what's with the zoom zoom part? I guess she IS included.. :biggrin:
.

For 45 quid, I should bloody well hope so!   :pirate:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 31, 2014, 04:07:40 PM
I don't know why, but I just can't stop laughing over this one..
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Post by: PickelledEggs on October 31, 2014, 08:46:19 PM

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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on November 01, 2014, 06:03:36 PM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/immoralforgiveness_zps806ee917.jpg.html)
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 02, 2014, 10:02:49 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 02, 2014, 04:48:37 PM


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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 02, 2014, 07:46:18 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 02, 2014, 09:15:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2014, 12:02:06 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 03, 2014, 03:38:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2014, 06:53:11 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2014, 05:23:20 PM
Kim needed somebody to do a "background" check.


It's good that he smokes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2014, 10:33:14 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2014, 07:20:28 AM
So does beer. At least in the bars I frequent.
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Post by: Deidre32 on November 06, 2014, 09:21:44 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 06, 2014, 12:43:50 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2014, 01:02:30 PM
It's a Marvel of world we live in...
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2014, 05:47:27 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 05:49:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 06, 2014, 05:47:27 PM

"we're gonna need a bigger med-kit"
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 06:03:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2014, 06:04:51 PM

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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 06:08:34 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 06:03:21 PM

Instead of just thinking about being able to stand safely next to a lion, that gazelle should have actually done it.

I bet you weren't thinking I'd take it that way, eh? :lol:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 06:12:18 PM
How to become rich. A free eBook.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 06:13:53 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 06:10:58 PM
Instead of just thinking about being able to stand safely next to a lion, that gazelle should have actually done it.

I bet you weren't thinking I'd take it that way, eh? :lol:
That was foremost in my thoughts.. :think:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 06, 2014, 06:18:47 PM
Flash goes off his diet..
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 06, 2014, 09:22:07 PM
lol
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 07, 2014, 12:07:58 PM



Because Pokémon is important shit
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Post by: Jason78 on November 07, 2014, 01:15:59 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on November 07, 2014, 12:07:58 PM
Because Pokémon is important shit

Preach it sister!
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Post by: Deidre32 on November 07, 2014, 01:22:11 PM


lol!
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 01:36:20 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 07, 2014, 05:17:20 PM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on November 07, 2014, 05:56:54 PM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/truth_zps60b0279e.jpg.html)
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 07, 2014, 06:08:02 PM
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on November 07, 2014, 05:56:54 PM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/truth_zps60b0279e.jpg.html)
Math isn't taught on Sunday mass. How do you expect them to figure that out?
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 07, 2014, 06:25:14 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 07, 2014, 06:41:17 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 07:38:18 PM
It's never really to early for this one.. Someone else posted this last year..
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 07, 2014, 07:44:43 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 07:38:18 PM
It's never really to early for this one.. Someone else posted this last year..

You should have posted this in early October...  :anal: :wall:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 07, 2014, 07:51:22 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 07, 2014, 07:44:43 PM
You should have posted this in early October...  :anal: :wall:
I thought I'd let you suffer a bit because Jesus loves suffering..
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2014, 11:41:20 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 08, 2014, 09:23:00 AM
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Post by: Solitary on November 08, 2014, 10:47:52 AM
I said it, and I'm not changing my mind, Girls don't kiss well!  (http://imgur.com/5BjY9PK)
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 08, 2014, 12:46:45 PM
Quote from: Solitary on November 08, 2014, 10:47:52 AM
I said it, and I'm not changing my mind, Girls don't kiss well!  (http://imgur.com/5BjY9PK)
And you're comparing girls not kissing well to what exactly? Oh do tell.. :think:
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 08, 2014, 09:08:29 PM
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Post by: Solitary on November 09, 2014, 12:36:51 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 08, 2014, 12:46:45 PM
And you're comparing girls not kissing well to what exactly? Oh do tell.. :think:
I was suppose to turn into a Prince dodo! "Dumb atheists!"
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Post by: Solitary on November 09, 2014, 09:59:11 AM
 :super: The Tooth Fairy Gets Whats Coming To Her: http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/viral/fly-away-fairy/vi-AA72KlN?ocid=U147DHP
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 09, 2014, 11:13:03 AM
Quote from: Solitary on November 09, 2014, 09:59:11 AM
:super: The Tooth Fairy Gets Whats Coming To Her: http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/viral/fly-away-fairy/vi-AA72KlN?ocid=U147DHP
Blasphemy!
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Post by: stromboli on November 09, 2014, 08:25:32 PM
VIKING TEAM MASCOT!

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Post by: kilodelta on November 09, 2014, 08:59:47 PM
The bicycle seat was never seen again...
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Post by: Jason78 on November 10, 2014, 05:34:28 PM
Quote from: Solitary on November 08, 2014, 10:47:52 AM
I said it, and I'm not changing my mind, Girls don't kiss well!  (http://imgur.com/5BjY9PK)

Is that frog sitting on a giant tadpole?
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Post by: stromboli on November 10, 2014, 06:25:44 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 10, 2014, 07:04:13 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 10, 2014, 09:21:26 PM
Quote from: stromboli on November 09, 2014, 08:25:32 PM
VIKING TEAM MASCOT!


Is she singing?
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Post by: Solitary on November 10, 2014, 10:15:03 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on November 10, 2014, 05:34:28 PM
Is that frog sitting on a giant tadpole?
I have no idea what that is. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 10, 2014, 11:23:49 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 11, 2014, 08:05:58 AM
Onion ring...because an onion is forever..
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Post by: Solitary on November 11, 2014, 10:29:27 AM
Bush eating pussy: (http://imgur.com/Qy3B1aN)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2014, 02:46:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2014, 12:47:06 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 12, 2014, 01:17:21 PM
Where dinosaurs came from...
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Post by: kilodelta on November 12, 2014, 01:32:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 12, 2014, 12:47:06 PM


Was anyone else yelling "Clutch! Clutch!"?

It seemed like he took his left hand off, then couldn't get it back onto the clutch lever. Bastard. Damaging a bike that I have considered buying.
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Post by: aitm on November 12, 2014, 02:12:47 PM
That idiot looked like he was on the second or third floor of a parking garage. Wonder if he survived?
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Post by: stromboli on November 12, 2014, 02:45:15 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on November 12, 2014, 01:32:38 PM
Was anyone else yelling "Clutch! Clutch!"?

It seemed like he took his left hand off, then couldn't get it back onto the clutch lever. Bastard. Damaging a bike that I have considered buying.

No shit, nice bike.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 12, 2014, 02:59:42 PM
He probably drank some coffee at Starbucks and this is his just reward.. :naughty:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 12, 2014, 03:11:43 PM
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Post by: Solitary on November 12, 2014, 04:24:04 PM
I bet mine is bigger than yours! (http://imgur.com/wV84Kkr)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 12, 2014, 07:49:08 PM
"Okay, now paint the superstructure green. We'll hide here tonight."

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 13, 2014, 10:09:46 AM
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Post by: aitm on November 13, 2014, 10:57:09 AM
<< does not get it.
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Post by: kilodelta on November 13, 2014, 05:29:43 PM
Quote from: aitm on November 13, 2014, 10:57:09 AM
<< does not get it.

Ummm... it's like when you wake up next to someone after a night of wild sex and forget whether your partner had penis or not. I'm sure that's happened to everyone.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 13, 2014, 08:14:36 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on November 13, 2014, 05:29:43 PM
Ummm... it's like when you wake up next to someone after a night of wild sex and forget whether your partner had penis or not. I'm sure that's happened to everyone.
That's why they call it "Bangkock".
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 13, 2014, 09:50:37 PM
Quote from: aitm on November 13, 2014, 10:57:09 AM<< does not get it.
In Pokemon games, when you create a character, Professor Oak always asks you if you're a boy or girl.
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Post by: Solitary on November 13, 2014, 11:30:26 PM
When I was younger I was really confused about myself. I had a face like this, and body like a man. To make it worse, my nick name was Butch.  :eek: It was fun, I could get dances and free drinks in any lesbian bar.
(http://imgur.com/LRp2myN)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 14, 2014, 12:01:14 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 14, 2014, 01:57:55 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 14, 2014, 12:01:14 AM

Who would say yes? That's too much money wasted on iPhones...

I'd punch him on the face for that in addition to saying "no"

That's about 80k in cell
Phones that no one would ever use
Sent from your mom
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 09:19:48 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on November 13, 2014, 05:29:43 PM
Ummm... it's like when you wake up next to someone after a night of wild sex and forget whether your partner had penis or not. I'm sure that's happened to everyone.
Damned.. In my 55 years that's never happened to me. I must be doing something wrong.
A. nice, soft, round, plump breasts.. CHECK
B. nice soft, round, girly-like buttocks,,,CHECK
C. hairless legs and armpits...CHECK
D. has vagina... CHECK

I knew I was forgetting something..
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 14, 2014, 10:34:40 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 14, 2014, 11:29:49 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 14, 2014, 12:28:08 PM


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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 05:06:20 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 05:33:05 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 05:48:37 PM
I could probably find a use for her around the house..
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 05:58:02 PM
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Post by: Solitary on November 14, 2014, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 09:19:48 AM
Damned.. In my 55 years that's never happened to me. I must be doing something wrong.
A. nice, soft, round, plump breasts.. CHECK
B. nice soft, round, girly-like buttocks,,,CHECK
C. hairless legs and armpits...CHECK
D. has vagina... CHECK

I knew I was forgetting something..
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Post by: Solitary on November 14, 2014, 06:04:28 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 09:19:48 AM
Damned.. In my 55 years that's never happened to me. I must be doing something wrong.
A. nice, soft, round, plump breasts.. CHECK
B. nice soft, round, girly-like buttocks,,,CHECK
C. hairless legs and armpits...CHECK
D. has vagina... CHECK

I knew I was forgetting something..
You did, an erect clitoris.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 06:42:33 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 08:46:20 PM
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Post by: Solitary on November 15, 2014, 10:36:49 AM
Oh my God, the earth is flat after all: (http://imgur.com/Ex6jRxw)
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 15, 2014, 10:55:17 AM
Quote from: Solitary on November 15, 2014, 10:36:49 AM
Oh my God, the earth is flat after all: (http://imgur.com/Ex6jRxw)
And held up with pillars in outer space..
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Post by: kilodelta on November 15, 2014, 12:17:52 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 15, 2014, 10:55:17 AM
And held up with pillars in outer space..

No. They use strings to hold up the Earth. Pillars are all made of salt and that wouldn't be nearly strong enough.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 15, 2014, 02:15:42 PM




(3000th post!)

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2014, 11:03:37 AM
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Post by: Solitary on November 16, 2014, 11:44:20 AM
The flat earth is held up by turtles all the way down dumb atheists.
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Post by: kilodelta on November 16, 2014, 05:30:00 PM
Not true! Turtles can't walk the Earth at over 1000 miles per hour which it required to keep the sun rotating the Earth.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2014, 05:36:43 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on November 16, 2014, 05:30:00 PM
Not true! Turtles can't walk the Earth at over 1000 miles per hour which it required to keep the sun rotating the Earth.
There's a turntable just under the surface. Keeps us rotating properly. God turns the crank on the side.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 16, 2014, 07:00:39 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 16, 2014, 07:22:18 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 16, 2014, 07:26:12 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 14, 2014, 05:48:37 PM
I could probably find a use for her around the house..

I didn't know that was one of Powergirl's powers. I like it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2014, 10:55:33 PM


Most, if not all books are credited to Ken Ham.  Picture was most likely taken inside a creationist museum.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 17, 2014, 01:08:02 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 17, 2014, 08:02:20 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 17, 2014, 09:55:08 AM


Those xtian artists.. So funny.. :lol:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 17, 2014, 10:21:48 AM
Hey, gay lions need saving too!
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 17, 2014, 10:25:09 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 17, 2014, 10:21:48 AM
Hey, gay lions need saving too!
Because the earth will need repopulated after Ken Ham's flood in Kentucky where lions generally roam free..
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 17, 2014, 10:27:42 AM
Aside from two male lions walking patiently behind to potential male meals... It is just part of gods plans..
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Post by: Poison Tree on November 17, 2014, 11:31:53 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 17, 2014, 09:55:08 AM


Those xtian artists.. So funny.. :lol:
One polar bear, two male lions, elephants only slightly larger than gazelles, door too small for giraffes or elephants, the left most lion's left front foot is pointed backwards.

Perhaps I'm taking this too seriously.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 17, 2014, 12:18:15 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 17, 2014, 03:37:14 PM
I'm guessing it was the editor's day off.. :think: or just a Fox subsidiary..
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 17, 2014, 05:09:42 PM

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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 17, 2014, 05:21:57 PM
Skeletons use knee pads?
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 17, 2014, 05:28:30 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 17, 2014, 05:21:57 PM
Skeletons use knee pads?
[/quote
I think he knocked over his gravestone an he's kneeling on it.    :eyes:
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 17, 2014, 08:56:13 PM
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Post by: Solitary on November 17, 2014, 11:15:27 PM
Quote from: Poison Tree on November 17, 2014, 11:31:53 AM
One polar bear, two male lions, elephants only slightly larger than gazelles, door too small for giraffes or elephants, the left most lion's left front foot is pointed backwards.

Perhaps I'm taking this too seriously.
What is really hilarious is it shows two male lions. Are they gay? Did the artist ever see a female lion? Solitary
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on November 18, 2014, 05:43:53 PM
Quote from: Solitary on November 17, 2014, 11:15:27 PM
What is really hilarious is it shows two male lions. Are they gay? Did the artist ever see a female lion? Solitary

One of them just had gender reassignment.  Don't be so cruel, you BARBARIAN!! *shakes fist*  :mrgreen:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 18, 2014, 05:53:23 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 18, 2014, 05:54:52 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2014, 07:57:57 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 19, 2014, 10:18:47 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2014, 10:46:59 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 19, 2014, 11:53:50 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 19, 2014, 12:02:32 PM


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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 19, 2014, 02:29:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2014, 03:33:47 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2014, 03:49:13 PM
Bit  of snow fell on Buffalo yesterday.

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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 19, 2014, 04:37:11 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 19, 2014, 04:39:21 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 19, 2014, 04:59:12 PM
Math? Meth? Moth? Myth? Tough telling..:think:
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 19, 2014, 05:07:39 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 19, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2014, 08:46:24 PM


Safety first.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 19, 2014, 09:39:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2014, 10:11:30 PM
In all fairness, Picard does give Wesley a good dressing down on occasion.  And his tendency to save the day without resorting to fisticuffs is actually a point in his favor.  He's a starship captain, not Batman.
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Post by: stromboli on November 19, 2014, 10:48:31 PM
                                     
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 20, 2014, 09:16:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2014, 12:03:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2014, 03:02:04 PM


And it's gluten free!
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Post by: kilodelta on November 22, 2014, 04:00:34 PM
Does it also cover nakedness? Could it be used while I sleep? Is it compatible with a pillow?
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 22, 2014, 04:29:04 PM
And all this time I just thought blankets were something my mom put on my bed as a kid to give me something to do when I woke up.. :think:
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2014, 02:33:02 AM


Thor traveling to Earth from Asgard.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2014, 02:40:36 AM


[cringes internally]
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 24, 2014, 12:03:06 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 24, 2014, 03:13:11 PM
http://imgur.com/a/hyQna

The title of the imgur link is : Kids write jokes. It got funnier the more I went through them :rotflmao:
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2014, 08:17:35 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on November 24, 2014, 10:00:32 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2014, 07:20:29 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on November 24, 2014, 10:00:32 PM

What do you expect from a kit car?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2014, 02:59:34 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 26, 2014, 12:28:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 25, 2014, 02:59:34 PM


More sad than anything, how such a great city has fallen.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2014, 03:13:59 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 26, 2014, 03:22:27 AM
wut? :p
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2014, 02:15:02 PM
Polandball takes some getting used.  Broken engihs is of much confusings.  But basically, it is poking fun at European countries varied stances towards the EU and each other and the EU's (particularly Germany) financial assistance to Greece.
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Post by: stromboli on November 26, 2014, 02:19:48 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 26, 2014, 05:29:58 PM



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Post by: Shiranu on November 26, 2014, 05:36:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 26, 2014, 02:15:02 PM
Polandball takes some getting used.  Broken engihs is of much confusings.  But basically, it is poking fun at European countries varied stances towards the EU and each other and the EU's (particularly Germany) financial assistance to Greece.

Polanball is life.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 26, 2014, 07:16:40 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 27, 2014, 01:13:43 PM
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Post by: stromboli on November 27, 2014, 03:57:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2014, 08:50:00 PM
MFW Thanksgiving Dinner

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Post by: aitm on November 27, 2014, 09:29:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 27, 2014, 08:50:00 PM
MFW Thanksgiving Dinner


I find that deeply disturbing..
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 28, 2014, 12:02:25 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 28, 2014, 12:09:48 AM
Gee..I'd like to share their joy, but somehow I just can't..
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Post by: kilodelta on November 28, 2014, 08:49:11 AM
I wonder if that certificate is transferable. Could it be used for someone still alive?
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Post by: Sal1981 on November 28, 2014, 09:41:35 AM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on November 15, 2014, 02:15:42 PM




(3000th post!)


That's an Faroese/Icelandic instruction pamphlet, I recognize it. Doesn't show the 4th pane in that pic.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 28, 2014, 09:53:37 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 28, 2014, 12:10:04 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 28, 2014, 09:53:37 AM

November 18th, 2014 was my dads 86th birthday.. I had no idea he was so busy. :think:
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2014, 12:59:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 29, 2014, 03:09:26 PM


Brief explanation:  Vercingetorix united the Gauls in revolt against the Roman Empire.  Julius Caesar won a decisive victory against him and crushed the rebellion.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 29, 2014, 08:49:46 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 29, 2014, 08:53:10 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 29, 2014, 08:57:11 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on November 29, 2014, 09:02:49 PM

There's just so much wrong here.. I'm wondering if pulling the door handle harder will open the safe the clerk can't open. :think:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 29, 2014, 10:03:27 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on November 29, 2014, 09:02:49 PM

There's just so much wrong here.. I'm wondering if pulling the door handle harder will open the safe the clerk can't open. :think:
Only if you slip on the banana peel.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2014, 01:51:54 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2014, 11:31:36 AM


SCIENCE!

(Also, cooking.  Which technically, is a very specialized subset of chemistry)
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 30, 2014, 12:25:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2014, 03:03:17 PM
Long names are fine if they can be easily shortened.  Xax would work fine.  I prefer 2-3 syllable names no longer than 8 characters, but finding a suitable fantasy-sounding name like that which isn't already taken is practically impossible.

The only character names I truly loathe lazy, grating names like XxxHunterxxX420.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 30, 2014, 03:10:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 30, 2014, 03:03:17 PM
Long names are fine if they can be easily shortened.  Xax would work fine.  I prefer 2-3 syllable names no longer than 8 characters, but finding a suitable fantasy-sounding name like that which isn't already taken is practically impossible.

The only character names I truly loathe lazy, grating names like XxxHunterxxX420.
I am Groot!

But you can call me "I".
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 30, 2014, 09:25:02 PM
I like a good long name, but I also find it annoying if its overly long, a nickname can make it fine though

For instance, in the story I'm developing, one of the char's names is Sammak-Kannorak-Del-Sonoa, but everyone calls him Sam, it works you know?

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 01, 2014, 09:41:18 AM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on November 30, 2014, 09:25:02 PM
I like a good long name, but I also find it annoying if its overly long, a nickname can make it fine though

For instance, in the story I'm developing, one of the char's names is Sammak-Kannorak-Del-Sonoa, but everyone calls him Sam, it works you know?



Reminds me of the "Ibn" scene in "The Thirteenth Warrior".
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 01, 2014, 10:32:40 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 01, 2014, 06:16:31 PM
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Post by: stromboli on December 01, 2014, 08:01:29 PM
I see your chair and raise you a nightstand.

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 01, 2014, 08:22:23 PM


Oh how the mighty Herc has fallen.

(Daily Currant is fake news site)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 01, 2014, 08:33:18 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 01, 2014, 06:16:31 PM

What if you forget the combination?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 02, 2014, 10:09:50 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 02, 2014, 10:23:57 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 02, 2014, 10:09:50 AM

Birdy is a troll.
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Post by: aitm on December 02, 2014, 10:52:49 AM
(http://forgifs.com)
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Post by: aitm on December 02, 2014, 10:59:07 AM

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

She looks exactly like one of my pups.



[spoiler] (http://forgifs.com)[/spoiler]
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 02, 2014, 11:00:30 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 02, 2014, 11:05:15 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 02, 2014, 11:09:05 AM

Sounds good in theory anyway.. :think:
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Post by: FaithIsFilth on December 02, 2014, 11:09:43 AM
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Post by: Solitary on December 02, 2014, 11:17:11 AM
Quote from: FaithIsFilth on December 02, 2014, 11:09:43 AM

That kind of sums up what is really going on there.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 02, 2014, 01:09:52 PM
Just for the heck of it, here's the original.

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 02, 2014, 11:33:47 PM


Livin' the dream
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 03, 2014, 06:28:50 AM
Why did he wear a tent?
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Post by: aitm on December 03, 2014, 08:10:52 AM
The girls look real excited to be able to have lunch with a guy that can live the logo  #eatlikeyoumeanit   how appropriate is that?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 03, 2014, 08:12:12 AM
Quote from: aitm on December 03, 2014, 08:10:52 AM
The girls look real excited to be able to have lunch with a guy that can live the logo  #eatlikeyoumeanit   how appropriate is that?
Plastic faces can hold a smile through just about anything.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 03, 2014, 10:44:30 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 02, 2014, 01:09:52 PM
Just for the heck of it, here's the original.


See? Now you went and spoiled the false narrative that people are standing up for criminal behavior..
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Post by: aitm on December 03, 2014, 11:08:47 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 03, 2014, 10:44:30 AM
See? Now you went and spoiled the false narrative that people are standing up for criminal behavior..
I still put the other one on FB cause I think it works better....but thats me.....
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 03, 2014, 11:14:33 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 03, 2014, 10:44:30 AM
See? Now you went and spoiled the false narrative that people are standing up for criminal behavior..
Don't blame me, blame the photographer for Riverfront Times, he shot the wrong placard. The other one is just out of sight on the left.
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Post by: stromboli on December 03, 2014, 11:24:30 AM
The resultant love child:

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Post by: aitm on December 03, 2014, 12:27:35 PM
Quote from: stromboli on December 03, 2014, 11:24:30 AM
The resultant love child:



goodness, I got all tickly down in my unmentionable parts.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 03, 2014, 12:33:36 PM
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Post by: aitm on December 03, 2014, 12:50:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 03, 2014, 12:33:36 PM

previous experience being chained in basement a plus.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 03, 2014, 12:57:43 PM


"I like them when they are 100% off"
:lol:

Sent from your mom.

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Post by: stromboli on December 03, 2014, 01:57:44 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 03, 2014, 04:07:54 PM


Daspeardania
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2014, 01:49:08 AM


"I have a dream, that one day I will build a time machine, go back in time, and abolish slavery.  And I have had, am having, and will have that dream today!" - MLK Jr, probably.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2014, 05:48:17 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 04, 2014, 01:49:08 AM


"I have a dream, that one day I will build a time machine, go back in time, and abolish slavery.  And I have had, am having, and will have that dream today!" - MLK Jr, probably.

Time machines are the current hot item, I think.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2014, 10:50:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2014, 12:17:11 PM


In retrospect, scissors probably would have worked better.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2014, 12:37:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 04, 2014, 12:17:11 PM


In retrospect, scissors probably would have worked better.
80 gigawatt laser.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 04, 2014, 01:27:09 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2014, 05:37:23 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 04, 2014, 01:27:09 PM

You know there's a follow-up to that one, right?
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Post by: stromboli on December 04, 2014, 06:25:47 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2014, 05:37:23 PM
You know there's a follow-up to that one, right?

Damn! That is downright hypnotic.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2014, 06:33:48 PM
NSFW: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_QonjXrwiEbY/SdKxad2dLfI/AAAAAAAAJGI/stFthyImE_A/s400/image001.gif
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Post by: stromboli on December 04, 2014, 08:02:26 PM
You have earned my undying friendship.  :clap:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 05, 2014, 06:43:26 AM
Quote from: stromboli on December 04, 2014, 08:02:26 PM
You have earned my undying friendship.  :clap:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 05, 2014, 12:17:52 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 05, 2014, 12:20:56 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 09, 1970, 01:10:31 AM


In retrospect, scissors probably would have worked better.
Perhaps just hands.. Maybe all these years of ripping off a little toilet paper manually has become so 20th century? :think:
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2014, 01:00:20 PM


Windows Firewall
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 05, 2014, 01:29:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 05, 2014, 01:00:20 PM


Windows Firewall
On an icey road at that..
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 05, 2014, 10:18:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2014, 11:59:53 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2014, 12:15:46 AM


Yeah, don't try to burn the light switch, please.  And no, electric lights won't summon witches or banish guardian angels.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 07, 2014, 12:17:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 07, 2014, 12:15:46 AM


Yeah, don't try to burn the light switch, please.  And no, electric lights won't summon witches or banish guardian angels.
I've lost sleep over electric.. Mostly paying the bills..
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 07, 2014, 12:20:22 AM
The Wisconsin Badgers football team v Ohio State Buckeyes
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Post by: Jason78 on December 07, 2014, 04:11:04 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 07, 2014, 12:20:22 AM
The Wisconsin Badgers football team v Ohio State Buckeyes

That's obviously a Glaswegian badger.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 08, 2014, 08:23:44 AM


Did I miss something when I became an adult?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 08, 2014, 09:23:44 AM
Quote from: Jason78 on December 07, 2014, 04:11:04 PM
That's obviously a Glaswegian badger.
I know a Glaswegian honey.
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Post by: stromboli on December 08, 2014, 10:21:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FSWlfcg6oA

What Green Bottle sounds like in person.  :biggrin:
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 08, 2014, 01:06:30 PM


WOAH
BURN! LOL

Sent from your mom.

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 08, 2014, 01:52:57 PM


Algerbra, its time to move on. Finding your x is not the answer anymore, he's not coming back
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2014, 03:20:38 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 09, 2014, 08:40:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2014, 12:24:28 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2014, 12:30:08 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 10, 2014, 12:28:56 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on December 10, 2014, 03:38:04 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 09, 2014, 03:20:38 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 12:37:10 AM


Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2014, 07:04:37 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 12:37:10 AM


Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Reminds me of that line from Firesign Theater.  "...a play in five acts, two of them unnatural..."
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on December 11, 2014, 11:39:35 AM
Yes, adding skittles to that mix is a crime against nature.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2014, 11:51:24 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 11, 2014, 12:16:50 PM

Old and lame yes, but made me remember my kids and a story that you now already know to much about..
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 11, 2014, 12:26:31 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 01:13:28 PM
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Post by: Jason78 on December 11, 2014, 02:57:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 12:37:10 AM


Some men just want to watch the world burn.

The scary thing is though, I would sort that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 03:01:42 PM
I would eat it like it is.  Also, I'd leave baggies of it out at work.  Someone's bound to help themselves to it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 03:16:04 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 11, 2014, 04:25:17 PM
Here you go Hydra.. Someone's thinking about you in dark, lonely movie theaters..
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 04:52:04 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2014, 06:14:11 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on December 11, 2014, 02:57:16 PM
The scary thing is though, I would sort that.
By colors, size, brand name, or filling?
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 07:07:29 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 11, 2014, 07:31:38 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 11, 2014, 04:25:17 PM
Here you go Hydra.. Someone's thinking about you in dark, lonely movie theaters..


Well then.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 11, 2014, 07:37:22 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on December 11, 2014, 07:49:17 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 07:07:29 PM


Warpstone is green!!! Ahhhhhh!!!

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 07:52:49 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on December 11, 2014, 07:49:17 PM
Warpstone is green!!! Ahhhhhh!!!




SILENCE, HERETIC
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 11, 2014, 07:56:46 PM
Great email system they have.. :think:
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Post by: Aletheia on December 11, 2014, 08:04:28 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 11, 2014, 07:56:46 PM
Great email system they have.. :think:


I find that honesty is the best policy when dealing with customers.
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Post by: kilodelta on December 11, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 07:52:49 PM

SILENCE, HERETIC

Never! Eat my skaven!

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 08:22:24 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on December 11, 2014, 08:18:02 PM
Never! Eat my skaven!



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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2014, 08:28:27 PM
So ... much ... nerd.
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Post by: kilodelta on December 11, 2014, 08:30:06 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 08:22:24 PM


I hope you have a nuke for this one. Skaven Space Marine. Mwahahahaha

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 11, 2014, 08:37:29 PM
This..cannot stand


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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 09:12:05 PM


Sometimes, I don't even need the book.

And if you count sleep and video games, my life is like 95% hallucinating.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 12, 2014, 10:14:33 AM
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Post by: stromboli on December 12, 2014, 11:32:24 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on December 12, 2014, 12:46:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2014, 01:07:43 PM
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Post by: stromboli on December 12, 2014, 01:17:40 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 12, 2014, 03:12:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2014, 04:28:53 AM
Meanwhile, in an alternate reality:

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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 13, 2014, 10:58:14 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 13, 2014, 11:19:48 AM


/today's toilet humor
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Post by: dtq123 on December 13, 2014, 01:20:55 PM
What do you think of these?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2014, 01:04:21 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 14, 2014, 10:14:20 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 14, 2014, 11:02:21 AM
Poké have balls?
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 14, 2014, 11:03:29 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 11, 2014, 01:13:28 PM

Is that from my highschool circa 2005/2006?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2014, 12:56:44 PM
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Post by: stromboli on December 14, 2014, 02:38:07 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 14, 2014, 02:54:17 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on December 14, 2014, 05:26:16 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 14, 2014, 02:54:17 PM


This gives "achieving lift off" a whole new meaning.
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Post by: kilodelta on December 14, 2014, 05:28:40 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 14, 2014, 10:14:20 AM


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Post by: aitm on December 14, 2014, 06:33:57 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 14, 2014, 02:54:17 PM


You would be surprised at the amount of people who are offended by this…several judges have tried to explain it to me, but I think they were morons..
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 14, 2014, 07:17:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 14, 2014, 01:04:21 AM

Bad dog! Never steal a Prius!
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 14, 2014, 08:12:45 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on December 14, 2014, 10:38:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2014, 02:24:38 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 14, 2014, 08:12:45 PM
And don't forget to blame it on the people you're brutalizing.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 15, 2014, 12:40:10 PM
It's all gloom and doom from now on. :eek:

At least they have a suspect.
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Post by: Jason78 on December 15, 2014, 03:07:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2014, 01:05:31 AM


TIL sinkholes can happen underwater, too.
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Post by: kilodelta on December 16, 2014, 02:20:36 AM
Holy fuckballs.
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Post by: Shiranu on December 16, 2014, 02:43:16 AM
Yay, mining!
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 16, 2014, 08:50:37 AM


*ba dum tss*
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 16, 2014, 05:12:21 PM



Man's man
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 16, 2014, 07:52:05 PM
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Post by: stromboli on December 16, 2014, 08:11:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2014, 10:09:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2014, 03:13:52 AM


DC 32 fortitude save
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Post by: kilodelta on December 17, 2014, 04:08:33 PM
He Has Returned
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Post by: Gerard on December 17, 2014, 05:45:57 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 16, 2014, 08:50:37 AM


*ba dum tss*
That was a funny picture.....

Well, the text was funny anyway.

Gerard
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2014, 02:36:06 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 18, 2014, 06:50:16 AM
Chomp!
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on December 18, 2014, 11:54:54 AM
Goddamnit, now I want tacos! And me being the Texan expatriate in Vermont. You can't get decent tacos for shit up here.  :sad2:
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2014, 01:01:42 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on December 18, 2014, 05:10:57 PM
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Post by: aitm on December 18, 2014, 06:13:05 PM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on December 18, 2014, 11:54:54 AM
Goddamnit, now I want tacos! And me being the Texan expatriate in Vermont. You can't get decent tacos for shit up here.  :sad2:

or burritos. Driving around town in "anytown" Texas and one can find a old woman selling burritos by the road.. oh my god! Pappas ey chorizo…with green sauce... :hang:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2014, 08:24:36 AM
Guys? No tienda de comida mexicana there? DIY is better than Taco Hell.
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Post by: aitm on December 19, 2014, 08:29:43 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2014, 08:24:36 AM
Guys? No tienda de comida mexicana there? DIY is better than Taco Hell.

I just found a nice little place here in Jupiter with authentic style, tacos carnita w/onions and cilantro in soft corn shells....mmmmmm
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2014, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: aitm on December 19, 2014, 08:29:43 AM
I just found a nice little place here in Jupiter with authentic style, tacos carnita w/onions and cilantro in soft corn shells....mmmmmm
A friend picked me up from the ER in San Diego one time about 3 AM. He was starving and we went looking for a taco stand. After a futile hunt he growled "Why the hell are they all closed?" "Dude, it's a Jewish holiday, they won't be open until tomorrow." "Oh, okay."
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 19, 2014, 11:10:34 AM
Taco bell, the gift that keeps on giving
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2014, 01:57:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2014, 03:03:03 PM


Christmas is DOOMed.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 19, 2014, 07:20:36 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 20, 2014, 01:07:19 AM


Sent from your mom.

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 20, 2014, 02:38:52 AM
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Post by: Aletheia on December 20, 2014, 01:09:42 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on December 20, 2014, 03:21:27 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on December 20, 2014, 03:29:44 PM
Mmmmm.... Pony bologna sandwich.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 20, 2014, 03:40:24 PM
Can't wait for the New Year's gym crowd.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn8KwUNLdkI
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 21, 2014, 07:21:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2014, 12:52:26 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 22, 2014, 07:04:36 PM
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 22, 2014, 11:27:35 PM
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 22, 2014, 11:30:15 PM
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 22, 2014, 11:40:35 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on December 22, 2014, 11:59:59 PM
I like how Jesus is holding up the table that would obviously fall without lateral support.
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 23, 2014, 12:19:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2014, 02:06:11 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2014, 02:17:02 AM


Truck don't care.  Truck keeps on trucking.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 23, 2014, 10:58:10 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2014, 04:02:36 PM
Me in gym class:

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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 23, 2014, 06:45:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2014, 09:05:31 PM
Me all day today:

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 23, 2014, 09:16:22 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like Fuckmas, sales are making croooowdddsss
Maybe a Dvd, a tv that you see
No one caaarreeeesss

There's a list a mile long from your kin
You can't hear shit over all of the din
And mom and dad are bitching once again

Is beginning to look a lot like Fuckmas
Curse this fucking holidaaaaayy

I would rather be at home
Catching up on Bones
than waiting in line at a Pandora shops door

Its beginning to look a lot like fuckmaaaasss
Ads running two months early
Valentine's day stuff up already

What the fuck is up with thaaa-aaa-aaatttt

It's beginning to look a lot like fuckmas,
and all I have to say, is one wonderful saying

Fuck it aalllllllll!

"Bing Crosby's original version"
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2014, 10:08:40 PM
Walmart was like an episode of the Walking Dead.  It usually is, but even more so.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 23, 2014, 10:17:43 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on December 23, 2014, 11:00:48 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmaa.....

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Post by: FieryLocks on December 23, 2014, 11:48:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 24, 2014, 01:05:30 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 24, 2014, 07:42:03 AM
The picture was taken from Fox News.
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on December 24, 2014, 07:42:25 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/xmas6_zps47a88858.jpg.html)
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 24, 2014, 09:24:24 PM


"man... this new Madden is amazing...."
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 24, 2014, 10:16:06 PM


for a dollar more, ad a mcribb!
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 25, 2014, 04:06:03 PM
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 25, 2014, 04:12:07 PM
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 25, 2014, 09:49:12 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on December 25, 2014, 09:53:24 PM
Even Worse:
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Post by: dtq123 on December 25, 2014, 10:14:53 PM
By the way, this guy made a priest bow down to him.  :rotflmao:
(http://yourepe.at/1xmf0M5)
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 25, 2014, 11:08:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2014, 02:18:11 AM


Beats my attempt.  All I did was open Paint, drew a line, then I stared at it for 45 minutes and closed Paint.

-edit, fixed deadlink
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2014, 04:52:03 AM
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 27, 2014, 03:13:14 PM
Breaking Bad Bitches!


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Post by: Gerard on December 27, 2014, 03:55:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 27, 2014, 02:18:11 AM


Beats my attempt.  All I did was open Paint, drew a line, then I stared at it for 45 minutes and closed Paint.

I feel so bonded to these people. I'd like to become a member just to design their logo..... It'll probably be a substandard one but at least it will be an achievement of some kind..... In a month or two, or four or .... next next year......

Gerard
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 27, 2014, 09:00:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 12:42:38 AM


Beetle Mania is running wild!
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 28, 2014, 08:58:59 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 12:42:38 AM


Beetle Mania is running wild!

Scorpion rushes beetle! "A daring attack right there jim, but one that plays to his advantages.

"What's this?! Beetle has him locked in his jaws, is he..? Yes he is! Here comes the PILEDRIVER!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 12:51:53 PM


Yeah, don't use any of those fancy fever medications.  Just rub mustard on your skin.  The really spicy kind makes for a great eyeshadow, too.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2014, 12:52:35 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 28, 2014, 08:58:59 AM
Scorpion rushes beetle! "A daring attack right there jim, but one that plays to his advantages.

"What's this?! Beetle has him locked in his jaws, is he..? Yes he is! Here comes the PILEDRIVER!"
MMA, Mixed Mandible Arts.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2014, 12:53:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 12:51:53 PM


Yeah, don't use any of those fancy fever medications.  Just rub mustard on your skin.  The really spicy kind makes for a great eyeshadow, too.
Like cures like. Any fool will tell you that. ;)
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Post by: Gerard on December 28, 2014, 01:41:41 PM
This is what my seven year old grandniece brought to the Christmas table:



Gerard

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2014, 04:35:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 07:32:43 PM
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Post by: Johan on December 28, 2014, 08:16:56 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 07:32:43 PM

I will never understand why:

1. It is a pronounced with a J when the G stands from graphic which is NOT pronounced with a J sound.
2. Anyone cares how the fuck I pronounce a word that isn't a word.
3. They not only care but get really pissed if you don't do it their way.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2014, 08:23:34 PM
Buth, it wath Jraphic Information Format whenth I wath a kid.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 10:07:27 PM
Quote from: Johan on December 28, 2014, 08:16:56 PM
I will never understand why:

1. It is a pronounced with a J when the G stands from graphic which is NOT pronounced with a J sound.
Because g can have either a hard or soft pronunciation and because the pronunciation of acronyms isn't necessarily related to the pronunciation of their base components.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 10:10:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2014, 08:23:34 PM
Buth, it wath Jraphic Information Format whenth I wath a kid.
jiant pandas (http://www.enchantedlearning.com/phonetic/j.shtml)

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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 29, 2014, 10:39:05 AM
If someone wants to get pissed off over my pronunciation of gif I'll provide them a jar of Jif peanut butter they can use to lubricate their rectum when they go fuck themselves..  :shhh:
Choosey mothers choose Jif to go fuck themselves..
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2014, 01:36:28 PM


Skyrim after about 200 mods.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2014, 04:31:32 PM







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Post by: the_antithesis on December 29, 2014, 04:33:07 PM
Quote from: Johan on December 28, 2014, 08:16:56 PM
3. They not only care but get really pissed if you don't do it their way.

Kind of like worshiping god.
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Post by: Shiranu on December 29, 2014, 07:55:31 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2014, 04:35:02 PM


The full one is better :P

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2014, 08:05:01 PM
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Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 29, 2014, 11:51:19 PM

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Post by: Agramon on December 31, 2014, 12:56:11 AM

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2014, 02:55:39 AM


Also, he teaches you how to murder his own species.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2014, 06:41:24 AM
So that's where "bat shit" comes from.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 31, 2014, 02:21:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2014, 02:55:46 PM


Thanks, Obama!  You and your gas-price lever (presumably next to the Peace in the Middle East lever and the Ebola lever)
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 31, 2014, 04:00:18 PM
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 31, 2014, 11:28:24 PM
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Post by: FieryLocks on December 31, 2014, 11:32:31 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2015, 02:51:02 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2015, 03:28:03 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 01, 2015, 03:51:06 AM
Quote from: FieryLocks on December 31, 2014, 11:29:44 PM

I approve of this. lol
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2015, 07:07:03 AM
Stay calm and hear "Happy New Year" for the next two weeks.

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Post by: FieryLocks on January 01, 2015, 08:13:08 PM
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 01, 2015, 08:14:40 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 01, 2015, 10:27:57 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on January 01, 2015, 11:04:39 PM
What Jesus had to say about his gift:
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Post by: kilodelta on January 02, 2015, 05:31:56 AM



I wish that were my bed. Mine always has a headache.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 02, 2015, 06:40:15 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on January 02, 2015, 05:31:56 AM



I wish that were my bed. Mine always has a headache.
A guy walks into the bedroom and says "Here, take these."

Wife responds, "What's that?"

"Aspirin for your headache."

"I don't have a headache!"

"Gotcha."
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 02, 2015, 10:47:02 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 04, 2015, 10:49:02 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on January 05, 2015, 03:46:53 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2015, 03:54:31 AM


Lawyers in a nutshell.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2015, 02:09:35 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 05, 2015, 09:20:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2015, 03:54:31 AM


Lawyers in a nutshell.
The easy answer to this is: he gets paid on a losing trial as well.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 05, 2015, 09:53:46 PM
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Post by: Gerard on January 05, 2015, 10:39:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2014, 10:10:01 PM
jiant pandas (http://www.enchantedlearning.com/phonetic/j.shtml)



You do not even want to know how the g is pronounced in the Dutch language..... I'm Dutch and my name begins with that particular digit....

Gerard
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 06, 2015, 12:36:39 AM
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 06, 2015, 12:37:56 AM
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 06, 2015, 12:44:48 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 06, 2015, 12:57:45 AM
Quote from: FieryLocks on January 06, 2015, 12:36:39 AM


lol I used to do that with my boston terrier
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2015, 02:04:25 AM
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Post by: Jason78 on January 06, 2015, 03:20:20 PM
Quote from: FieryLocks on January 06, 2015, 12:36:39 AM

You see my avatar?   He used to do that when he was a puppy :)
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 07, 2015, 01:06:25 AM
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 07, 2015, 01:07:43 AM
Quote from: Jason78 on January 06, 2015, 03:20:20 PM
You see my avatar?   He used to do that when he was a puppy :)
Wonder if the puppy thinks he's running in a dream? LOL
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 07, 2015, 02:07:39 AM


There's a reason they say, 'don't try this at home'
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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 07, 2015, 03:16:21 AM
I made a new banner for the FB page



If you haven't 'liked' it already, here is the link if you want to follow our FB page https://www.facebook.com/anotheratheistforum
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 07, 2015, 04:52:13 PM
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 07, 2015, 10:39:11 PM
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 07, 2015, 10:43:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2015, 12:28:36 AM


MRW people say cats are better than dogs
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2015, 06:05:04 AM
Quote from: FieryLocks on January 07, 2015, 10:41:41 PM


Bird brain.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2015, 05:28:24 PM
Seen at a local hospital:

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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 10, 2015, 01:35:52 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2015, 05:28:24 PM
Seen at a local hospital:
I think my mom is part of that movement...

Sent from your mom.

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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 10, 2015, 01:37:21 AM


Sent from your mom.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2015, 02:06:23 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2015, 05:28:24 PMSeen at a local hospital:
Crap like that is a huge red flag for me.  As a general rule, I tend to not stop by for medical treatment from people who think that good health can be magically bestowed.  Doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 10, 2015, 07:18:56 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2015, 02:06:23 AM
Crap like that is a huge red flag for me.  As a general rule, I tend to not stop by for medical treatment from people who think that good health can be magically bestowed.  Doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
I was delivered there without consultation.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 10, 2015, 09:24:27 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on January 10, 2015, 01:37:21 AM


Sent from your mom.



Milady
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 10, 2015, 09:29:04 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2015, 01:17:47 PM


Well, it does have Sean Bean...
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2015, 02:02:41 PM
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Post by: Jason78 on January 10, 2015, 10:00:48 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2015, 02:02:41 PM


So Exclusive!  Must get!

Wow.

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 11, 2015, 02:22:39 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 11, 2015, 08:58:25 PM
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Post by: aitm on January 11, 2015, 09:04:40 PM
It is a spider worthy of worship. One should probably eat it and gain its strength and take over the world...
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2015, 09:49:32 PM


He uhhh...dropped a penny.   :shifty:
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2015, 03:12:20 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 12, 2015, 09:44:57 PM
Depends. Has the spider had its shots?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2015, 01:05:23 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2015, 07:24:11 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 13, 2015, 08:21:30 PM
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Post by: aitm on January 13, 2015, 09:56:40 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on January 13, 2015, 08:21:30 PM

The problem (and the beauty) of that, is if Satan is dead….well….fucking Satan is dead..HELLO!
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 13, 2015, 10:15:03 PM
Not a picture, but a funny 30 sec. video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGmTrQXrwg
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Post by: FieryLocks on January 13, 2015, 10:17:42 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 14, 2015, 04:17:51 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 14, 2015, 05:43:46 PM


I just love warhammer funny pics
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Post by: kilodelta on January 14, 2015, 06:41:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2015, 07:04:14 PM


I love the guardsman quotes:

"Let's see them fight all of us!"
"Thought they broke our backs...? Ha!"
"Lets show these filthy aliens what Imperial Guard are made of!"
"They won't call me a coward!"

They have no idea how screwed they are.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 14, 2015, 07:27:26 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 14, 2015, 07:31:41 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on January 14, 2015, 07:35:24 PM


Amazingly (or not), this unit loses movement distance per turn. But, the Segway gets its own attack.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 14, 2015, 08:51:15 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on January 13, 2015, 08:21:30 PM

The find of which century exactly?
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Post by: kilodelta on January 15, 2015, 06:55:43 AM
And this is why one must wait for their mother to be turned into a pillar of salt. Read the Bible people!

NSFW (kind of)
[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 15, 2015, 02:05:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2015, 03:50:08 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 17, 2015, 04:35:42 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 18, 2015, 08:00:43 PM
Yeah..uhmm..if your dog is so spoiled it can't get on the couch by itself it might try the floor..
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2015, 06:49:35 AM
Dogs get arthritis like humans.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 19, 2015, 11:11:14 AM
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Post by: dtq123 on January 19, 2015, 11:19:02 AM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on January 19, 2015, 11:11:14 AM


Typical Redneck...
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 19, 2015, 05:02:27 PM


I'd eat it
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2015, 12:24:43 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 20, 2015, 05:24:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2015, 05:01:40 PM


Well, she's fucking right.
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Post by: Solitary on January 21, 2015, 05:02:00 PM
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Post by: Agramon on January 24, 2015, 05:43:45 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 25, 2015, 02:20:55 AM

I want this shirt so much.

Sent from your mom.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2015, 08:34:18 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 24, 2015, 01:45:51 AM

What's the scale?
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Post by: kilodelta on January 25, 2015, 12:00:36 PM
There is only one scale on Civilization 5. One hex is always one hex... though, we could pretend the world size (and hex size) increases as eras progress. That would make the picture make more sense.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2015, 12:42:11 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on January 25, 2015, 12:00:36 PM
There is only one scale on Civilization 5. One hex is always one hex... though, we could pretend the world size (and hex size) increases as eras progress. That would make the picture make more sense.
Thanks. Scale is everything. The "3 mile limit" was established because that's a far as a country's cannons could shoot, and therefore the area they could control. It's "12 mile limit" now, primarily because they gave up at that distance. (The Paris Gun could shoot 75 miles.)
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2015, 01:13:38 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 25, 2015, 07:45:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2015, 02:36:51 AM


Norden world problems.
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Post by: Sal1981 on January 26, 2015, 05:35:25 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2015, 01:10:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2015, 02:23:28 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 26, 2015, 02:50:32 PM
6 beers and 12 shots = shitfaced?
Wouldn't hire someone who can't hold his liquor.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 26, 2015, 03:28:39 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 26, 2015, 08:00:34 PM


This is me this valentines day
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Post by: Aletheia on January 26, 2015, 08:53:52 PM
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Post by: Agramon on January 27, 2015, 01:24:52 PM
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Post by: stromboli on January 27, 2015, 02:47:49 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on January 28, 2015, 05:34:48 AM
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Post by: Desdinova on January 28, 2015, 11:40:01 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2015, 12:32:50 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on January 28, 2015, 05:34:48 AM

Hey, it only crashes if you try to run IE.  Or Outlook.  Or Word.  Or anything with Flash and/or Java.  Or if you look at it.  Or if it's idle too long.  Seriously, it's basically the OS version of the Covenanter tank.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 29, 2015, 04:51:17 AM


Fucking atheist terrorists..
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 29, 2015, 06:06:24 AM
The implied lack of aim is interesting...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2015, 08:16:06 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 30, 2015, 09:48:01 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 30, 2015, 02:13:41 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 30, 2015, 08:07:49 PM
It's not that I think Christians are hypocrites, but....from Christian South Carolina...
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2015, 09:57:53 PM
LOTR Derp edition (http://i.imgur.com/1hFj1TR.gifv)
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on January 31, 2015, 12:30:53 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on January 31, 2015, 08:13:27 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 31, 2015, 09:02:51 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 31, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 31, 2015, 09:02:51 PM


It's not actually you, so it's really not that cool. Completely different sets of atoms.
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Post by: Jason78 on February 01, 2015, 05:44:21 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 31, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
It's not actually you, so it's really not that cool. Completely different sets of atoms.

It is you, many of exactly the same atoms.   Just different historys.

Anyway, will you keep it down?  I'm trying to bang Emma Watson in the next universe.
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Post by: aitm on February 01, 2015, 08:17:30 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 31, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
It's not actually you, so it's really not that cool. Completely different sets of atoms.

Really? I was mid-cuddling myself and you gotta pop off and say that? Damn shir, yer cold man.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 01, 2015, 08:56:00 AM
I could also go for banging Emma Watson
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 01, 2015, 10:22:55 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 31, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
It's not actually you, so it's really not that cool. Completely different sets of atoms.
Dream killer... And wood killer!

Sent from your mom.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2015, 11:41:08 AM
I feel a lot less like a perv since she turned 18.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2015, 12:03:40 PM


Should be amended to an average life expectancy of thirty, but meh, it's fairly accurate.  Also, no chemtrails, deadly vaccines, or diabolically fluorinated water.  :P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2015, 03:33:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 01, 2015, 12:03:40 PM


Should be amended to an average life expectancy of thirty, but meh, it's fairly accurate.  Also, no chemtrails, deadly vaccines, or diabolically fluorinated water.  :P
No medicine either, except for whatever the witchdoctor thinks might work.
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Post by: Poison Tree on February 01, 2015, 04:27:03 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2015, 11:41:08 AM
I feel a lot less like a perv since she turned 18.
Even though she is only a few years younger than I am and I never even watched the Harry Potter movies, when ever I see Emma Watson I can't help but see her as a child not a hot woman.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2015, 10:09:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 02, 2015, 01:08:07 AM
"To infinity and beyond!"
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on February 02, 2015, 04:25:36 PM
Quote from: Poison Tree on February 01, 2015, 04:27:03 PM
Even though she is only a few years younger than I am and I never even watched the Harry Potter movies, when ever I see Emma Watson I can't help but see her as a child not a hot woman.

A bit like how watching 'Leon' took the shine off my Natalie Portman worship...  :shifty:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 02, 2015, 08:49:31 PM
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on February 02, 2015, 04:25:36 PM
A bit like how watching 'Leon' took the shine off my Natalie Portman worship...  :shifty:
You'd have to be a Professional to avoid that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 03, 2015, 06:56:51 AM
The police department has finally found a solution to that chaffing problem.

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 04, 2015, 12:31:21 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 04, 2015, 03:03:07 PM
Well it's a goddamned start anyway..
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Post by: stromboli on February 04, 2015, 04:19:28 PM
                                                             
                                                                                   
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 04, 2015, 06:39:58 PM

Canadians... Always one-upping us..
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 04, 2015, 06:41:27 PM

Well deregulation has some merits..
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 04, 2015, 06:42:57 PM
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Post by: Jason78 on February 04, 2015, 07:07:01 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on February 04, 2015, 03:03:07 PM


This would be acceptable.
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Post by: Jason78 on February 04, 2015, 07:08:32 PM
^Caveat.   I ordered something online this week and it arrived broken.
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Post by: stromboli on February 04, 2015, 07:11:01 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on February 04, 2015, 07:08:32 PM
^Caveat.   I ordered something online this week and it arrived broken.


Oh god, don't say that. I got a laptop coming from Amazon.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 04, 2015, 07:42:41 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 04, 2015, 09:53:33 PM
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Post by: stromboli on February 04, 2015, 10:42:01 PM
                                                                   
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2015, 10:53:57 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 05, 2015, 06:44:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 04, 2015, 10:53:57 PM

In Russia, train boards you!
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Post by: stromboli on February 05, 2015, 07:14:01 AM
(Stromboli scratches "Russia" off bucket list)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 05, 2015, 07:18:54 AM
If you look "upstream" you'll see a person being sandwiched between two cars. That's gotta tingle.
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Post by: Green Bottle on February 05, 2015, 12:06:01 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2015, 12:17:37 PM
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Post by: stromboli on February 05, 2015, 06:51:02 PM
                                                 
                                                               
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 05, 2015, 06:53:05 PM
Quote from: stromboli on February 05, 2015, 06:51:02 PM
                                                 
                                                               
Um, how many guys involved?
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Post by: Aletheia on February 05, 2015, 11:30:13 PM
Quote from: Green Bottle on February 05, 2015, 12:06:01 PM


And here we have an example of symbiosis in animals. The tiger offers to remove a parasite from the back of the elephant and gets an easy meal in return.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 06, 2015, 01:22:17 AM


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Post by: stromboli on February 06, 2015, 10:36:50 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 06, 2015, 07:26:42 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 06, 2015, 09:24:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2015, 02:58:44 AM


Darn.  That totally looked like it'd work.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2015, 03:10:21 AM


You shall not pa...*sidesteps*...nvm. 
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Post by: Jason78 on February 07, 2015, 04:54:00 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 07, 2015, 02:58:44 AM
Darn.  That totally looked like it'd work.

It's just that blinking turn signal at the end.   It's like it wants to help but it doesn't know how.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2015, 07:00:28 AM
Would have been more appropriate with smoke instead of "mist" (or, as we say in the US, "fog") but I guess you go with what you got. (The Silent Hill pix.)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2015, 07:23:37 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 07, 2015, 02:58:44 AM


Darn.  That totally looked like it'd work.
It would have worked except for that hitchhiker.
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Post by: kilodelta on February 07, 2015, 12:11:55 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2015, 07:23:37 AM
It would have worked except for that hitchhiker.

Also, that "!" sign really helped inform the other motorists of the upcoming hazard.
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Post by: kilodelta on February 07, 2015, 04:51:34 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 07, 2015, 06:16:54 PM
I'm not quite ready for this kind of commitment Jesus..
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 08, 2015, 01:42:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2015, 02:22:47 AM


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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 08, 2015, 03:06:50 AM
Quote from: stromboli on February 04, 2015, 10:42:01 PM
                                                                   
Lol I'm sharing that image on the Facebook page

Sent from your mom.

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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 08, 2015, 12:12:27 PM
Little Jimmy had looked forward all last winter to learning to dive in the shallow end of the pool at summer camp then things took a decidedly different turn...
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Post by: kilodelta on February 08, 2015, 12:36:56 PM
That sign is fake. I now for a fact that cats won't eat human ashes.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 08, 2015, 12:55:51 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on February 08, 2015, 12:36:56 PM
That sign is fake. I now for a fact that cats won't eat human ashes.

But they will piss in them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2015, 02:16:08 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 08, 2015, 02:35:21 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on February 08, 2015, 12:36:56 PM
That sign is fake. I now for a fact that cats won't eat human ashes.
psssst..nobody cares if it's fake except you..
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Post by: stromboli on February 08, 2015, 07:41:11 PM
                                                               
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 08, 2015, 07:42:54 PM
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Post by: stromboli on February 08, 2015, 08:16:49 PM
                           
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Post by: Aletheia on February 08, 2015, 10:53:16 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on February 08, 2015, 12:36:56 PM
That sign is fake. I now for a fact that cats won't eat human ashes.

They will when you mix them with tuna over the course of many, many meals.

Personally, I prefer half starved alley cats when I need to dispose of the ashes from my "do-it-yourself" crematorium.
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Post by: kilodelta on February 08, 2015, 11:13:01 PM
Quote from: Aletheia on February 08, 2015, 10:53:16 PM
They will when you mix them with tuna over the course of many, many meals.

Personally, I prefer half starved alley cats when I need to dispose of the ashes from my "do-it-yourself" crematorium.

It's so obvious! I'm such an idiot. Thanks. I'll do that next time.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 09, 2015, 12:04:12 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2015, 04:42:02 PM
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Post by: stromboli on February 10, 2015, 01:20:49 AM
             
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2015, 02:16:07 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2015, 06:00:10 AM
That reddish contraption with the two seats and the weeds growing out of it has me intrigued.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 10, 2015, 08:52:26 AM



Guard the castle they said, no one would attack here they said
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Post by: stromboli on February 10, 2015, 10:12:19 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on February 10, 2015, 11:44:25 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2015, 10:29:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2015, 11:54:23 PM


Almost certainly a troll, but I got a laugh out of it, anyway.  Especially the part about no mammals living alongside dinosaurs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Cretaceous_mammals).
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 11, 2015, 06:31:44 AM
Sic 'em, Queeny!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2015, 01:13:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2015, 02:48:46 PM


It all makes sense now.  The reason the same species can be found on different continents isn't because they were joined in the distant past, it's because the animals hitched rides on logs and I guess waited for months for the logs to travel thousands of miles.  Seems legit.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 11, 2015, 03:44:51 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 11, 2015, 06:11:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 11, 2015, 02:48:46 PM


It all makes sense now.  The reason the same species can be found on different continents isn't because they were joined in the distant past, it's because the animals hitched rides on logs and I guess waited for months for the logs to travel thousands of miles.  Seems legit.
Boooo, I liked the volcano thing better.

But is going to be interesting to see how the rafts got the predators and prey animals back to their proper locations so that it seems like there was never an interruption in their habitation of, say, Australia.
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Post by: Sal1981 on February 12, 2015, 06:38:10 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on February 11, 2015, 03:44:51 PM

Particularly when you've been holding it in for hours.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2015, 08:40:54 AM
I suspected as much...
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Post by: Green Bottle on February 12, 2015, 11:19:32 AM
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on February 12, 2015, 11:34:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 11, 2015, 02:48:46 PM


It all makes sense now.  The reason the same species can be found on different continents isn't because they were joined in the distant past, it's because the animals hitched rides on logs and I guess waited for months for the logs to travel thousands of miles.  Seems legit.
Is...is this real?

For fuck's sake! I knew they were stupid, but holy shit if this is real then there is no denying it: creationism is a sign of brain damage. If you know a creationist, call a doctor immediately.
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Post by: kilodelta on February 12, 2015, 03:16:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 11, 2015, 02:48:46 PM


It all makes sense now.  The reason the same species can be found on different continents isn't because they were joined in the distant past, it's because the animals hitched rides on logs and I guess waited for months for the logs to travel thousands of miles.  Seems legit.

They forgot to mention that the flood also caused massive amount of canned foods from humans planning for nuclear winter to become stuck on the rafts for the animals to eat. They then used the empty cans to gather rain water.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2015, 03:23:54 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on February 12, 2015, 11:34:31 AMIs...is this real?
Yes (http://www.rationalitynow.com/blog/2009/09/06/creation-museum-part-5/) (snapshot is about halfway down the blog post)
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Post by: stromboli on February 12, 2015, 04:13:17 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 12, 2015, 07:47:43 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on February 12, 2015, 07:53:52 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 12, 2015, 08:58:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2015, 01:03:22 PM
To be fair, gluttony was made a sin in an age when there usually wasn't enough food to go around.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2015, 01:09:37 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 13, 2015, 04:32:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2015, 12:01:33 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on February 14, 2015, 07:14:54 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2015, 02:04:59 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 16, 2015, 06:59:16 AM
Hoping to get two more balls to shoot?
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 16, 2015, 09:05:04 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 16, 2015, 12:46:25 PM
Finally! Some philosophy that is actually useful.

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 16, 2015, 01:26:51 PM
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Post by: stromboli on February 16, 2015, 10:17:13 PM
MORMON SCIENCE PROJECT

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2015, 10:43:10 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on February 17, 2015, 09:17:58 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2015, 12:09:55 PM
Hahaha.  They even got the classes right!  And eventually, Sparkle would unlock "The Gift".

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 17, 2015, 05:13:08 PM
Awesome hydra XD

I would TOTALLY use that if the mod existed
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2015, 10:33:38 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 18, 2015, 10:07:59 AM


I actually still enjoy it slightly
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 18, 2015, 10:27:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2015, 12:01:50 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 19, 2015, 02:57:23 PM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on February 19, 2015, 04:56:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 17, 2015, 10:33:38 PM


Jesus H.... I felt sick just watching that....  :oak:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 19, 2015, 07:41:45 PM
Fuckin' thing takes forever to load.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2015, 01:46:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2015, 02:52:01 AM


I'm all for sports taunting, but you guys need to tone it down a little.
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Post by: kilodelta on February 22, 2015, 11:44:55 AM
I was about to make a "Hey Jews" joke in the same line as that picture, but that's a bit too far for me....
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2015, 01:15:10 PM
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Post by: stromboli on February 22, 2015, 01:16:49 PM
                                       
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2015, 03:54:31 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2015, 04:56:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 22, 2015, 03:54:31 PM

"Rite Life Judaica Express"? Sounds like a train going to Auschwitz.
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Post by: stromboli on February 22, 2015, 11:31:21 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 23, 2015, 09:06:05 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 23, 2015, 09:17:26 AM
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Post by: stromboli on February 23, 2015, 09:28:28 AM

inspired by recent victories of the republican party.
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Post by: Green Bottle on February 23, 2015, 11:34:21 AM


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Post by: stromboli on February 24, 2015, 09:10:39 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 24, 2015, 11:28:59 AM
Too bad M.B.'s a poe page.
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Post by: Green Bottle on February 24, 2015, 03:27:41 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 24, 2015, 05:40:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 24, 2015, 05:44:17 PM
Ordering a pizza when roommates are home:

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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 24, 2015, 09:58:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 25, 2015, 12:11:55 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on February 25, 2015, 10:21:47 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 27, 2015, 12:42:38 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2015, 03:47:23 PM
This time, it's war!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2015, 05:44:18 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 27, 2015, 07:33:07 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 27, 2015, 07:40:17 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on February 27, 2015, 12:39:23 AM



Did someone say Luna?

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 27, 2015, 07:52:31 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on February 27, 2015, 07:40:17 PM
Did someone say Luna?





The luna has been doubled!!
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 27, 2015, 08:02:10 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on February 27, 2015, 07:52:31 PM


The luna has been doubled!!

Luna is a babe. And her Scottish accent is a huge bonus for me. The only reason I rarely play her in DoTA 2 is because she has such big damage output and forget that she also takes damage easily too and I get reckless and make my team lose.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on February 27, 2015, 08:04:19 PM
Ah, the dreaded curse of the glass cannon, I feel your pain buddy XP
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Post by: Green Bottle on February 28, 2015, 11:39:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2015, 02:23:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 01, 2015, 01:19:59 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 01, 2015, 09:26:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 02, 2015, 09:43:56 PM
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Post by: aitm on March 02, 2015, 10:20:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 02, 2015, 09:43:56 PM

Hold the fuck up….Thats just gotdamn wrong…..mother fuckin commie mother fucker…..
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Post by: kilodelta on March 02, 2015, 10:36:16 PM
Yeah, it is fucked up. Piglet wouldn't be crying. He'd even have pulled the trigger before Pooh ended his sentence.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 02, 2015, 11:46:53 PM
Very goddammed important shit!

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on March 03, 2015, 02:04:07 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 03, 2015, 12:43:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2015, 01:45:34 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 04, 2015, 06:00:22 PM


Just drink your pie hole.. It's not as terrible tasting as it looks.. :think:
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 06, 2015, 01:24:53 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on March 06, 2015, 10:12:51 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 06, 2015, 02:36:53 PM
When you're 10 minutes late to work:

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2015, 02:38:51 PM
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Post by: stromboli on March 08, 2015, 11:16:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2015, 11:31:16 PM


Is it wrong that the thing that most annoyed me was "bully's"?
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Post by: Aletheia on March 08, 2015, 11:32:34 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2015, 09:12:01 AM
Sounds like the plot for a SyFy movie.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on March 09, 2015, 11:12:30 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 09, 2015, 11:41:35 AM
When IE asks to be the default browser:

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 09, 2015, 03:45:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2015, 12:07:07 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on March 12, 2015, 07:59:27 PM
A Christian cartoon about atheists:

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 13, 2015, 01:29:11 PM


This is why every adventuring party needs a cleric.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on March 15, 2015, 01:08:44 PM

What? No cheese?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2015, 02:15:15 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on March 15, 2015, 06:45:42 PM
Pride! It doesn't matter what it's for, but everyone needs pride!



p.s. APA, I prefer the one on the right. Hold the cheese.
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Post by: kilodelta on March 15, 2015, 07:20:12 PM
Science FTW!

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2015, 01:08:14 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2015, 07:02:00 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on March 15, 2015, 07:20:12 PM
Science FTW!


Smeagol reincarnated!
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Post by: Green Bottle on March 17, 2015, 07:55:23 AM
Did any of you see this,    Meteor over Loch Ness , 2 night's ago.....

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2015, 08:16:57 AM
Is Nessie okay?
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Post by: Green Bottle on March 17, 2015, 09:11:52 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2015, 08:16:57 AM
Is Nessie okay?
Aye man she's ok      :pidu:

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2015, 05:08:56 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on March 17, 2015, 05:22:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 18, 2015, 02:25:48 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on March 18, 2015, 08:03:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 18, 2015, 08:53:53 PM


Some people make millions golfing, but this guy got a buck.
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Post by: Aletheia on March 18, 2015, 10:01:01 PM


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Post by: GrinningYMIR on March 18, 2015, 10:16:18 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on March 18, 2015, 10:22:49 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 19, 2015, 07:48:50 AM
Quote from: Aletheia on March 18, 2015, 10:22:49 PM

What? You don't like a lady with curly labia?
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Post by: kilodelta on March 19, 2015, 03:58:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 18, 2015, 08:53:53 PM


Some people make millions golfing, but this guy got a buck.

At first it looked like the buck took a flop. After watching it again and again, it is clear that it hit the him in the family jewels. So, no flop.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 20, 2015, 09:05:36 AM
Would have been funnier if it had hit him just below the tail and just disappeared.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 20, 2015, 12:28:37 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 20, 2015, 07:04:24 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on March 20, 2015, 11:57:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2015, 03:00:29 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2015, 11:35:58 AM
Out of context D&D quotes:









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Post by: stromboli on March 21, 2015, 02:18:27 PM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on March 21, 2015, 03:59:01 PM
^^^ What the hell?...  :eek:
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Post by: stromboli on March 21, 2015, 05:39:13 PM
CONGA LINE!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 22, 2015, 01:11:00 PM
You may find use for this:
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Post by: Aletheia on March 22, 2015, 02:24:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2015, 03:24:42 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2015, 10:31:40 AM
There you go!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2015, 01:24:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2015, 03:02:10 PM


"What is that strange red-white stick doing sticking into the road?  Beats me, better drive around it."
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Post by: dtq123 on March 23, 2015, 05:44:52 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 23, 2015, 03:02:10 PM
"What is that strange red-white stick doing sticking into the road?  Beats me, better drive around it."
That is just plain sad... Oh who am I kidding?

I wish it went a bit faster though, feels too dramatic.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2015, 08:19:51 PM
Obviously not driving a smart car.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2015, 01:42:13 AM


Blood and thunder!
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on March 24, 2015, 07:00:40 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on March 24, 2015, 07:39:32 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on March 24, 2015, 07:51:08 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on March 24, 2015, 08:10:58 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2015, 01:43:43 PM

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Post by: Green Bottle on March 28, 2015, 05:18:37 PM
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Post by: stromboli on March 29, 2015, 12:08:16 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on March 29, 2015, 12:50:08 AM
They're trying to convert us with their insidious ways.

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2015, 11:15:53 AM




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Post by: Aletheia on March 29, 2015, 11:32:51 AM
No One Has Rejected A Cheating Ex As Beautifully As This Man Just Did (http://distractify.com/megan-mccormick/find-that-turd-hold-it-close/)

QuoteAfter finding out that his girlfriend had been cheating on him for two years, this poor guy was left crashing on his friend's couch. That's when his ex sent him a message asking for a second chance.

His reply puts all others to shame. Scorned lovers, take notes. 

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 30, 2015, 01:28:24 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on March 30, 2015, 01:30:15 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 29, 2015, 11:15:53 AM





This made my life hurt.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 30, 2015, 01:55:39 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on March 30, 2015, 01:30:15 AMThis made my life hurt.
Haha.  It's a doozy.  I think I just got the Alaska thing.  Because it's an inset in the US map, some idjit thought it was an island.  LOL.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 30, 2015, 07:17:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 30, 2015, 01:55:39 AM
Haha.  It's a doozy.  I think I just got the Alaska thing.  Because it's an inset in the US map, some idjit thought it was an island.  LOL.
You should have been around in 1959.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 30, 2015, 01:36:28 PM
Quote from: Aletheia on March 29, 2015, 11:32:51 AM
No One Has Rejected A Cheating Ex As Beautifully As This Man Just Did (http://distractify.com/megan-mccormick/find-that-turd-hold-it-close/)



"You owe me a second chance."

Fuck off and die.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 30, 2015, 11:56:51 PM


It's a miracle!  No really, people are actually claiming that this is a miracle (http://kfor.com/2015/03/25/symbol-of-hope-discovered-among-debris-following-tornado/).  FFS, people.  It's a t-shaped pole ripped from its foundation.  Of course it's going to be t-shaped!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2015, 12:36:26 PM


*cries internally*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 31, 2015, 03:37:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 30, 2015, 11:56:51 PM


It's a miracle!  No really, people are actually claiming that this is a miracle (http://kfor.com/2015/03/25/symbol-of-hope-discovered-among-debris-following-tornado/).  FFS, people.  It's a t-shaped pole ripped from its foundation.  Of course it's going to be t-shaped!

Go 45° either way and it looks like a pagan symbol. Where's your god now?
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Post by: stromboli on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 PM
So the T-shaped pole is basically god saying fuck you, I just ripped up your town?
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Post by: kilodelta on March 31, 2015, 03:53:21 PM
Yes.

There are also the tic-tac-toe poles in the background. That is god saying he likes tic-tac-toe. Are you X or O? (Os go to hell and god is always X)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 31, 2015, 05:00:12 PM
Quote from: stromboli on March 31, 2015, 03:47:46 PM
So the T-shaped pole is basically god saying fuck you, I just ripped up your town?
Thank God more people weren't killed and made homeless.
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Post by: kilodelta on March 31, 2015, 07:13:00 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 31, 2015, 05:00:12 PM
Thank God more people weren't killed and made homeless.

Thank god he didn't make the tornado so large that it reached the sun and pulled forth enough plasma to destroy the planet. Then Jesus wouldn't have anyone to kill when he returns.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2015, 07:49:32 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on March 31, 2015, 07:54:09 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on April 01, 2015, 04:49:18 PM


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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 01, 2015, 05:06:23 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on April 01, 2015, 07:34:54 PM

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Post by: GrinningYMIR on April 02, 2015, 04:34:54 PM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on April 03, 2015, 09:25:54 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/Mo%20pedo_zpsg1jxiiul.jpg.html)
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2015, 11:50:13 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on April 05, 2015, 01:02:02 AM


Anita Sarkeesian posted this:
QuoteDear @google: Could your algorithm maybe not classify random YouTube hate videos as “news” in search results? Thanks.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

https://twitter.com/femfreq/status/584547382215315457
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Post by: Moralnihilist on April 05, 2015, 09:59:13 AM
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Post by: stromboli on April 05, 2015, 10:37:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2015, 12:13:33 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on April 06, 2015, 10:42:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2015, 09:29:37 PM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on April 07, 2015, 11:44:31 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/cakes%20to%20homos_zpszi0nntjo.jpg.html)
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2015, 07:58:01 PM
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Post by: stromboli on April 07, 2015, 09:12:15 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on April 07, 2015, 09:45:12 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2015, 03:08:03 AM


The guacamole version costs extra.  Because gauc always costs extra.
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Post by: Green Bottle on April 08, 2015, 08:20:07 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 08, 2015, 09:17:34 AM
I hv rrtbl vwl sndrm.
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on April 08, 2015, 01:15:49 PM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/pastafarianism_zpssjty8bkh.jpg.html)
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Post by: kilodelta on April 08, 2015, 01:47:19 PM
And... much of the pasta's ingredients used DNA... so, it's like the chicken and the egg, but the pasta and the DNA. But, of course, pasta had to have come first in His Noodley Name.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 08, 2015, 02:19:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2015, 02:53:13 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on April 08, 2015, 04:16:00 PM
How badasses flirt:

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Post by: Aletheia on April 08, 2015, 07:14:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2015, 11:47:13 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2015, 08:10:31 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 08, 2015, 02:19:55 PM

Sextuple Dutch?
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Post by: hrdlr110 on April 09, 2015, 09:58:44 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 07, 2015, 09:12:15 PM


I used to date David horsey's sister-in-law and played on a soccer team with him in Seattle. Love his work!
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Post by: Aletheia on April 09, 2015, 08:33:01 PM
Alternative ways of fire detection:

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 10, 2015, 02:08:43 AM
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Post by: stromboli on April 10, 2015, 11:13:14 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 10, 2015, 12:09:19 PM


(O)(O)
,____,
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Post by: Desdinova on April 10, 2015, 12:32:42 PM
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Post by: Desdinova on April 10, 2015, 12:33:28 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on April 10, 2015, 02:21:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 11, 2015, 02:21:10 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on April 11, 2015, 10:00:18 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on April 11, 2015, 10:30:25 PM
Quote from: Aletheia on April 11, 2015, 10:00:18 PM

I don't get it...
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Post by: kilodelta on April 11, 2015, 10:55:31 PM
I think it's something about pizza or beer...
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2015, 02:28:49 AM


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Post by: Jason78 on April 12, 2015, 05:36:03 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on April 11, 2015, 10:55:31 PM
I think it's something about pizza or beer...

Think suck...
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Post by: kilodelta on April 12, 2015, 01:39:22 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on April 12, 2015, 05:36:03 AM
Think suck...

Milkshake?
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 12, 2015, 07:07:40 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on April 13, 2015, 12:54:10 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on April 13, 2015, 12:56:42 AM
Quote from: Desdinova on April 10, 2015, 12:32:42 PM


Ehhh. not really too far off if you've seen "Drunk And On Drugs Happy Fun Time Hour"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syLqkN8S8OI
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Post by: kilodelta on April 13, 2015, 10:32:20 PM
Just Google "dogs in pantyhose." You won't be disappointed.

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2015, 10:43:21 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2015, 06:09:56 AM
A cat would kill you.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2015, 02:13:09 AM


Beep beep, open up the door, it's ready
With the gooey goodness on stainless steel
Go hard put garlic sauce on it
So fresh ya gotta admit
So tasty it'll make ya grin
Damn right and I'll make it again

X gonna give it to ya
Gonna give it to ya
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Post by: stromboli on April 16, 2015, 08:51:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2015, 03:06:37 AM
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Post by: Aletheia on April 17, 2015, 06:04:40 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on April 17, 2015, 08:39:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2015, 01:37:22 PM


sudo apt-get install guitar_hero
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2015, 03:05:23 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on April 18, 2015, 04:44:15 PM
Not really funny, but still cool.

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Post by: stromboli on April 20, 2015, 10:21:15 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2015, 02:19:58 PM


I would unwrap these, put them in a jar by my desk, and watch the fireworks!

I'd also eat some.  I have weird tastes.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 20, 2015, 02:50:18 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 20, 2015, 02:19:58 PM


I would unwrap these, put them in a jar by my desk, and watch the fireworks!

I'd also eat some.  I have weird tastes.

Actually, the Mexicans have been mixing chocolate with chilis for centuries.
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Post by: Green Bottle on April 20, 2015, 05:59:34 PM


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Post by: stromboli on April 20, 2015, 08:50:27 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on April 20, 2015, 09:15:45 PM
Quote from: stromboli on April 20, 2015, 09:02:18 PM


That's so wrong! It's "It's," not "Its."

But, putting "Research it" in quotes seems appropriate.
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Post by: Green Bottle on April 21, 2015, 08:34:04 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 20, 2015, 09:02:18 PM

He cant spell Exercise but he looks like he needs some.............. :wall:
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2015, 02:27:12 AM


Spoiler:  2 will be excellent, 1 will be decent, 2 will be bad, 1 will be infamously bad.  Like franchise-ruining bad.  Gold shall be its stars, but green its tomatoes.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2015, 06:12:13 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 20, 2015, 09:02:18 PM

I made a poster just like that once. Except it was on Peru. And I was in the 5th grade.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2015, 12:16:10 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2015, 12:31:29 PM
I just went through 40 pages of this thread. My eyes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2015, 01:38:20 PM


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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on April 23, 2015, 09:13:31 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on April 23, 2015, 09:22:21 PM
Got this in an email today..
QuoteThere was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day a letter came addressed, in a shaky handwriting, to God - with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.
Can you please help me?
Sincerely, Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing.
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.
Sincerely, Edna
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 25, 2015, 05:03:37 AM


According to this, I am also a man. I looked at my thumb and said 'Nonsense, it's too big. Or they didn't calculate the whole finger, it starts at the bottom' and went on reading. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2015, 02:14:51 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on April 25, 2015, 08:31:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2015, 01:04:52 AM
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Post by: Aletheia on April 26, 2015, 04:08:59 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2015, 04:47:06 PM


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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on April 27, 2015, 06:43:15 PM
Why we got a lawn mower instead...
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on April 27, 2015, 06:48:10 PM
Quote from: Penny Dreadful link=topic=pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/559110018008895488/ms5JTNGw_400x400.jpeg/img]

According to this, I am also a man. I looked at my thumb and said 'Nonsense, it's too big. Or they didn't calculate the whole finger, it starts at the bottom' and went on reading. 
You know that the first sign of mental retardation is having hair on your knuckles. Go ahead..I'll wait.



The second sign is looking for hair on your knuckles.. :biggrin:
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 28, 2015, 12:46:39 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on April 28, 2015, 07:53:09 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 28, 2015, 08:23:17 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on April 27, 2015, 06:48:10 PM
You know that the first sign of mental retardation is having hair on your knuckles. Go ahead..I'll wait.



The second sign is looking for hair on your knuckles.. :biggrin:

Naah, that doesn't work. I don't need to look at my knuckles to remember if I had any hair on them. I never had any. Got to be more subtle.  :wink2:
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Post by: Desdinova on April 28, 2015, 04:18:48 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 28, 2015, 04:33:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 20, 2015, 02:19:58 PM
I have weird tastes.

I bet you taste weird too!
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 28, 2015, 04:43:13 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on April 27, 2015, 06:43:15 PM
Why we got a lawn mower instead...


Ha! No one will need to feed the animals as long as someone keeps putting up those signs!
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Post by: Feral Atheist on April 28, 2015, 09:04:29 PM
Quote from: Desdinova on April 28, 2015, 04:18:48 PM

That is sooooooo wrong in soooooo many ways.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 29, 2015, 05:59:35 AM
Quote from: Feral Atheist on April 28, 2015, 09:04:29 PM
That is sooooooo wrong in soooooo many ways.
Don't worry, nothing grows in the shade.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2015, 12:47:15 PM


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Post by: stromboli on April 30, 2015, 05:14:49 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2015, 07:29:53 AM
Cooper's wife says he not gay. I wonder...
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Post by: Desdinova on May 01, 2015, 03:40:21 PM
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Post by: Desdinova on May 01, 2015, 04:28:43 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 01, 2015, 07:44:12 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 01, 2015, 11:17:27 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 02, 2015, 10:51:13 AM


Well that's that..:think:
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 03, 2015, 09:40:26 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 03, 2015, 04:37:24 PM
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Post by: stromboli on May 03, 2015, 10:45:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2015, 01:35:33 AM


I can't tell if this is an argument against equal rights or a compliment for Satan.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2015, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 04, 2015, 01:35:33 AM


I can't tell if this is an argument against equal rights or a compliment for Satan.

:rotflmao: I love America. Seriously. NOT sarcasm.
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 11:19:57 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2015, 10:25:55 AM
:rotflmao: I love America. Seriously. NOT sarcasm.
I love America.  Seriously.  IS sarcasm.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2015, 11:34:32 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 11:19:57 AM
I love America.  Seriously.  IS sarcasm.

:lol: I was sincere at that moment.
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 11:54:47 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2015, 11:34:32 AM
:lol: I was sincere at that moment.
As was I.
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Post by: aitm on May 04, 2015, 12:39:51 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 11:19:57 AM
I love America.  Seriously.  IS sarcasm.
There certainly other places that may be cool to live, but overall I think I prefer this lil haven of elitist assholes of the good ole u s of a.
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Post by: Sal1981 on May 04, 2015, 01:07:53 PM
Quote from: Desdinova on May 01, 2015, 04:28:43 PM
[spoiler][/spoiler]
I can relate, this is basically CS in a nutshell.
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 01:40:16 PM
Quote from: aitm on May 04, 2015, 12:39:51 PM
There certainly other places that may be cool to live, but overall I think I prefer this lil haven of elitist assholes of the good ole u s of a.
Ahhhh....I see--why don't I just move if I don't like it here.  Hmmmm..............I seem to remember hearing that before.  Because I live here I must love what our govt. is doing or like how they are doing it?  I see..................
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Post by: aitm on May 04, 2015, 01:44:15 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 01:40:16 PM
Ahhhh....I see--why don't I just move if I don't like it here.  Hmmmm..............I seem to remember hearing that before.  Because I live here I must love what our govt. is doing or like how they are doing it?  I see..................

jesus christ, projecting much? All I said is in all the world I think I would prefer it here. But hey, if you feel you need to ride that "persecuted pony" saddle up....
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 01:50:21 PM
Quote from: aitm on May 04, 2015, 01:44:15 PM
jesus christ, projecting much? All I said is in all the world I think I would prefer it here. But hey, if you feel you need to ride that "persecuted pony" saddle up....
aitm--you forgot the "H".  Your little statement was a small blast from the past--kinda like the 'better dead than red' I kept hearing a few decades ago.  Besides I'm too fucking old to move now anyway.  I really did look into Canada a few years ago, but they told us (my wife and I) that we were too old and too poor to move there.  Sweden would be nice, but I'm too old to leave my American ways behind.  :)  Yeah, I guess I have to agree with you in that the old US of A is still one of the better places to be--well, not Alabama.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2015, 02:45:41 PM
Quote from: aitm on May 04, 2015, 12:39:51 PM
There certainly other places that may be cool to live, but overall I think I prefer this lil haven of elitist assholes of the good ole u s of a.

That's Northern Europe sweety, not USA. :lol:
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 04, 2015, 02:49:49 PM
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Post by: aitm on May 04, 2015, 09:29:15 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2015, 01:50:21 PM
aitm--you forgot the "H".  Your little statement was a small blast from the past--kinda like the 'better dead than red' I kept hearing a few decades ago.  Besides I'm too fucking old to move now anyway.  I really did look into Canada a few years ago, but they told us (my wife and I) that we were too old and too poor to move there.  Sweden would be nice, but I'm too old to leave my American ways behind.  :)  Yeah, I guess I have to agree with you in that the old US of A is still one of the better places to be--well, not Alabama.
Hey bud, there may be lots of places better to be in this day and age, but at my age, and with the limited amount of ammo I have, I am sticking with this place. We gots our problems,,,but they aint' that bad. We don't have ass-holes chasing us through the fields with machetes eh?
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Post by: aitm on May 04, 2015, 09:34:43 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2015, 02:45:41 PM
That's Northern Europe sweety, not USA. :lol:
DS, I hope this does't come across as an insult but I surely wish you were in a more stable place like here or northern europe or Austalia or shit gal,,, a bunch of places not there. Take care, I hope you know I enjoy you keeping me in my place….by the way we one won first place in Trivia tonight( yeah booze is involved),,25 bucks baby. Placed 7 out of the last 8 weeks…..okay DS so maybe you got me in a drunkinshoe moment….still…I hope you were in a safer place.
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 05, 2015, 08:26:23 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 05, 2015, 10:08:44 AM
Quote from: aitm on May 04, 2015, 09:34:43 PM
DS, I hope this does't come across as an insult but I surely wish you were in a more stable place like here or northern europe or Austalia or shit gal,,, a bunch of places not there. Take care, I hope you know I enjoy you keeping me in my place….by the way we one won first place in Trivia tonight( yeah booze is involved),,25 bucks baby. Placed 7 out of the last 8 weeks…..okay DS so maybe you got me in a drunkinshoe moment….still…I hope you were in a safer place.
I have just seen this.

Aw. *Hugs.  I'm not taking it as an insult. I know it is hard for you to believe, but here is not as bad as you think. Really. At least in the area I live. Is there a potential for it to be very bad? Yes, of course. Am I afraid? Yes. It's the freaking Middle East.

Congrats. 25 bucks looks even better in my money. :lol:

I don't know what do you feel about looking at pics of somewhere alien, but I live in this city:

https://www.google.com.tr/search?q=izmir&rlz=1C1AVSX_enTR614TR614&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=979&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=NM1IVfzcKsGa7gabkoDwBA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&dpr=1#tbm=isch&q=%C4%B0zmir

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0zmir
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 05, 2015, 10:21:05 AM
Wow! Shoe--was that you on the beach???? :))  Beautiful city.  At a different age I'd have loved to have come and visited. 
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Post by: Desdinova on May 05, 2015, 10:33:40 AM
Great looking city.  As a travel junkie it makes me want to pack my bags!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 05, 2015, 12:27:46 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 05, 2015, 12:51:32 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 05, 2015, 10:21:05 AM
Wow! Shoe--was that you on the beach???? :))  Beautiful city.  At a different age I'd have loved to have come and visited.

Lol. I guess those beaches ar from all over the country. Jump into the Delorean.


Quote from: Desdinova on May 05, 2015, 10:33:40 AM
Great looking city.  As a travel junkie it makes me want to pack my bags!

Thanks Desdinova. There isn't much in the city. Places around the city would be nore interesting for you I guess. Ruins and beaches...etc.
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Post by: Desdinova on May 05, 2015, 01:06:01 PM
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Post by: Jason78 on May 05, 2015, 02:57:51 PM
Drunkenshoe's back! :D
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 05, 2015, 03:42:57 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on May 05, 2015, 02:57:51 PM
Drunkenshoe's back! :D

Hey Jason!  :)
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Post by: kilodelta on May 05, 2015, 09:41:21 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on May 05, 2015, 10:46:42 PM
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Post by: Solomon Zorn on May 06, 2015, 05:27:21 AM
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Post by: stromboli on May 06, 2015, 09:48:06 AM
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Post by: Desdinova on May 06, 2015, 10:00:57 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 06, 2015, 03:36:22 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 06, 2015, 09:48:06 AM


Honestly, I would love for someone to drop by and talk about Elton John.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 06, 2015, 08:26:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 04, 2015, 01:35:33 AM


I can't tell if this is an argument against equal rights or a compliment for Satan.

Satan's not so bad. I bet he'd be fun to have a beer with.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 06, 2015, 09:05:22 PM
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on May 07, 2015, 02:11:59 PM
Quote from: Green Bottle on April 28, 2015, 07:53:09 AM

Her boobs are too big...Not enough whiskey.
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Post by: stromboli on May 07, 2015, 02:13:19 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on May 07, 2015, 02:11:59 PM
Her boobs are too big...Not enough whiskey.

Yup, you're gay.
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 07, 2015, 04:24:04 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on May 07, 2015, 02:11:59 PM
Her boobs are too big...Not enough whiskey.

Too big ''  so you like them a wee bit smaller ska, you sure ur gay mate....? :dance: :shifty:
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 08, 2015, 08:33:55 AM
Quote from: stromboli on May 07, 2015, 02:13:19 PM
Yup, you're gay.

He is also a man.

Quote...Said no man ever.

:lol:
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2015, 11:57:20 AM
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on May 09, 2015, 08:18:13 AM
Quote from: Green Bottle on May 07, 2015, 04:24:04 PM
Too big ''  so you like them a wee bit smaller ska, you sure ur gay mate....? :dance: :shifty:
I'm just worried about her back.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on May 09, 2015, 09:40:37 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 09, 2015, 02:19:38 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2015, 08:45:30 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on May 09, 2015, 08:18:13 AM
I'm just worried about her back.
Just lay her on it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 10, 2015, 01:57:36 AM


Also, ever notice how church names are basically just a bunch of religion buzzwords?  It's like the words are drawn out of a hat.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 10, 2015, 10:48:09 AM
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Post by: dtq123 on May 10, 2015, 11:06:52 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on May 10, 2015, 10:48:09 AM

I swear someone posted this already   ._.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 10, 2015, 09:01:49 PM
Saw this pix of an attempted suicide in China and the caption just wrote itself.

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 11, 2015, 01:33:49 AM


Death Meöw
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Post by: Shiranu on May 11, 2015, 05:12:31 AM


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Post by: Desdinova on May 11, 2015, 02:23:28 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 02:25:15 PM
I swear I just googled "rapture outfit"

NSFW

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 11, 2015, 02:31:23 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 02:25:15 PM
I swear I just googled "rapture outfit"

NSFW

[spoiler][/spoiler]
Mileena needs to keep her mask on...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 02:37:11 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 11, 2015, 02:31:23 PM
Mileena needs to keep her mask on...

Oh so she is mortal kombat character. I didn't know. Thanks. 
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 11, 2015, 02:41:14 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 02:37:11 PM
Oh so she is mortal kombat character. I didn't know. Thanks.
Yup. I don't know who is creepier though...  Her or D'vorah
https://youtu.be/GxndlPQGr4I


Sent from your mom.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 11, 2015, 02:49:49 PM
 :eek: I have no idea. I didn't like D'vorah either.
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Post by: Desdinova on May 11, 2015, 03:16:31 PM
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Post by: Desdinova on May 11, 2015, 04:31:21 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 11, 2015, 09:16:36 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on May 11, 2015, 10:02:26 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 11, 2015, 09:16:36 PM

Fort Worthless in under fire! Mayday! Mayday! Abandon Fort Worth!
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Post by: stromboli on May 11, 2015, 10:08:01 PM
So I googled Retarded religious morons......

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Post by: Shiranu on May 11, 2015, 11:46:35 PM
Quote from: dtq123 on May 11, 2015, 10:02:26 PM
Fort Worthless in under fire! Mayday! Mayday! Abandon Fort Worth!

I'm just happy for once that there is a joke about Texas that actually admits that there is a large Liberal region here that is a completely different culture than the rest of the state...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 12, 2015, 07:13:27 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 12, 2015, 07:14:06 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on May 11, 2015, 11:46:35 PM
I'm just happy for once that there is a joke about Texas that actually admits that there is a large Liberal region here that is a completely different culture than the rest of the state...
Texas has Austin powers!
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Post by: kilodelta on May 12, 2015, 07:57:56 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 12, 2015, 08:01:07 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 12, 2015, 08:11:49 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 12, 2015, 05:39:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2015, 09:29:35 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 05:17:13 AM
Why is this funny?

Quote from: kilodelta on May 12, 2015, 07:57:56 AM

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Post by: kilodelta on May 13, 2015, 10:00:01 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 05:17:13 AM
Why is this funny?


Everything about Tim Tebow is funny.

QuoteTT Fun Facts


Tim Tebow doesnt break wind…….thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow’s way..

Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer, too bad he’s never cried.

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Tim Tebow spared your life.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Tim Tebow says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.

Tim Tebow once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Tim Tebow counted to infinity â€" twice.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Tim Tebow. Sounds like a fair fight.

Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Tim Tebow does not feel like carrying you.

Tim Tebow was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When life gave Tim Tebow lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Tim Tebow hates lemonade.

Tim Tebow once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Tim Tebow is, in fact, still alive.

Tim Tebow is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Tim Tebow doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

When Tim Tebow was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Tim Tebow killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Simon Says should be renamed to Tim Tebow Says because if Tim Tebow says something then you better do it.

Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

When Tim Tebow pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Tim Tebow’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.

When Google can’t find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help.

You can lead a horse to water. Tim Tebow can make him drink.

Tim Tebow can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Tim Tebow”.

In 96 hours, Tim Tebow has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?

Tim Tebow killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

In kindergarten, Tim Tebow killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

What color is Tim Tebow’s blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.

Guns dont kill people, Tim Tebow kills people.

If Tim and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Tim would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Tim Tebow, you’re f***ing dead.”

Tim Tebow literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Tim Tebow has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.

Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Tim Tebow signal.

It took Tim Tebow two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

Tim Tebow was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Tim Tebow, Tom Cruise admitted that he was God in human-drag.

Tim Tebow’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

When Tim Tebow messes with Sasquatch, it’s animal cruelty.















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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 12:25:43 PM
So basically, you got sick of Chuck Norris (thank fuck) and made a new one out of an American football player? Do you think he will last as long he did?
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Post by: kilodelta on May 13, 2015, 01:05:28 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 12:25:43 PM
So basically, you got sick of Chuck Norris (thank fuck) and made a new one out of an American football player? Do you think he will last as long he did?

Not at all. Tim Tebow was making headlines a few years ago with his "in your face Christianity" and success in college football. Many people were implying that he'd become the best quarterback of all time because of his faith. But, he never really was able to make the college-NFL transition. So, all the Christian football hype fell well short of its mark. He's still in the NFL, but I'd be surprised if he ever became a starting quarterback again.

"Tebowing" became a short-lived internet meme where people would post pictures of themselves praying like Tebow in a variety of locations. South Park had an episode on memes that featured Tebowing and planking.

"Tebowing is defined as "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different."

http://tebowing.com
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 01:07:49 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 13, 2015, 01:05:28 PM
Not at all. Tim Tebow was making headlines a few years ago with his "in your face Christianity" and success in college football. Many people were implying that he'd become the best quarterback of all time because of his faith. But, he never really was able to make the college-NFL transition. So, all the Christian football hype fell well short of its mark. He's still in the NFL, but I'd be surprised if he ever became a starting quarterback again.

"Tebowing" became a short-lived internet meme where people would post pictures of themselves praying like Tebow in a variety of locations. South Park had an episode on memes that featured Tebowing and planking.

"Tebowing is defined as "to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different."

http://tebowing.com

:lol:

Thanks, kilo.
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Post by: kilodelta on May 13, 2015, 01:26:54 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2015, 01:07:49 PM
:lol:

Thanks, kilo.

No problem. I always enjoy posting very, very important information.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2015, 02:06:54 PM


Gandalf with road rage issues
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Post by: Desdinova on May 13, 2015, 04:39:23 PM

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Post by: stromboli on May 13, 2015, 07:51:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2015, 12:00:43 AM
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Post by: dtq123 on May 14, 2015, 12:02:09 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 14, 2015, 12:00:43 AM

Is that a cross dresser on the left? :lol:
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2015, 01:36:59 AM
I'm almost scared to ask how you know that, but yes, the one on the left is male.
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 14, 2015, 08:34:19 AM

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Post by: stromboli on May 14, 2015, 02:42:59 PM

Minnesota Vikings-Joplin MO tornado


Miami dolphins game-the rise of Hitler


Oakland Raiders game- Napoleonic wars

the Patriots game- the success of Nickelback
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Post by: Desdinova on May 15, 2015, 10:26:39 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2015, 10:48:06 AM
NSFW:

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: stromboli on May 15, 2015, 10:56:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 15, 2015, 10:48:06 AM
NSFW:

[spoiler][/spoiler]

I did that once...
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Post by: stromboli on May 15, 2015, 10:59:44 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2015, 12:10:22 PM
For fellow freedom-lovers, an E grade is the same thing as a F (the F stands for Patriot).  :P

Also, maths means math.  As in we teach math because we don't teach astronomies, chemistries, or economi...wait...bad example.
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 15, 2015, 12:12:22 PM
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Post by: stromboli on May 15, 2015, 12:33:56 PM
Lol, good stuff GB. Just saw Simon Pegg's "World's End" one funny movie about the epic pub crawl of all time. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it.
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Post by: dtq123 on May 15, 2015, 05:38:29 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 15, 2015, 10:59:44 AM

The reason why there isn't one for science is because he blew up.
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 15, 2015, 06:18:51 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 15, 2015, 12:33:56 PM
Lol, good stuff GB. Just saw Simon Pegg's "World's End" one funny movie about the epic pub crawl of all time. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it.
No not seen it Stromboli but ill look out for it,  i like simon pegg, funny guy.. :pidu:
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 15, 2015, 06:28:23 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 15, 2015, 07:09:07 PM
We haven't seen this one in a while.

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Post by: stromboli on May 15, 2015, 07:25:57 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 15, 2015, 07:29:51 PM
That's the exact opposite of the clothes that I'd choose for women...
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Post by: stromboli on May 15, 2015, 11:03:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2015, 02:03:29 PM


I don't want to fight anymore...
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Post by: kilodelta on May 16, 2015, 07:42:45 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 17, 2015, 12:47:07 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 17, 2015, 02:19:10 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 17, 2015, 03:45:52 PM
Anyone who still buys gas is stupid. I mean come on! I found something better to drink months ago.
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 17, 2015, 07:00:41 PM


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Post by: stromboli on May 18, 2015, 09:42:50 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on May 18, 2015, 10:43:08 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 16, 2015, 07:42:45 PM


dat bodies.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 18, 2015, 12:03:35 PM
Quote from: Green Bottle on May 17, 2015, 07:00:41 PM


That's brilliant.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 18, 2015, 12:39:47 PM
Tim Tebow can suck my dick. Fuck that grandstanding idiot.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 18, 2015, 12:53:23 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 16, 2015, 07:42:45 PM


Her costume is awful. Also her horn like things. No balance. How can she look convincing while fighting, if you design a figure like that. Peh. Looks clumsy and comical. :lol:
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 18, 2015, 02:05:53 PM
Hail evil!     

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6OKLgLZHFk
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2015, 06:12:36 PM


"Perhaps teach this course, I should not." - Yoda
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Post by: kilodelta on May 18, 2015, 06:16:27 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 18, 2015, 02:05:53 PM
Hail evil!     

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6OKLgLZHFk

That's a brilliant movie.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2015, 09:19:32 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on May 19, 2015, 09:20:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2015, 09:19:32 PM

Dat's me and my bro :3
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Post by: aitm on May 19, 2015, 09:21:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2015, 09:19:32 PM

that really freaks me the fuck out.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2015, 11:02:26 PM


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Post by: kilodelta on May 19, 2015, 11:23:10 PM
Holy shit... I ate their God yesterday...  holy shit.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2015, 03:03:29 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2015, 11:02:26 PM


*She was in tears, trembling. She didn't know she would find her god someday, suddenly and the taste and the love, in this cruel, bloody world. How could she? When she saw him, all her godless ways and the shameful life she led as a heretic came to an end. She was filled with light and a crispy smell. She swallowed. It was the dawn of happines. She knew she would never be the same.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 20, 2015, 07:22:14 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2015, 09:19:32 PM

We call that "the taste test."
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2015, 11:06:44 AM
Quote from: aitm on May 19, 2015, 09:21:32 PM
that really freaks me the fuck out.

Why, because it looks human? :lol:
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2015, 12:36:08 PM


No fullscreen.  Typical youtube novice.
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Post by: Desdinova on May 20, 2015, 04:09:43 PM


Scorpion strikes again!
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 20, 2015, 05:29:52 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 19, 2015, 11:23:10 PM
Holy shit... I ate their God yesterday...  holy shit.
I bet their eucharist is great!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2015, 06:06:36 PM
For our pony lovers on board...

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 20, 2015, 07:42:53 PM
Do they make one with a larger circumference?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2015, 02:27:25 AM


Female Zelda?  So...basically, Zelda.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 21, 2015, 02:59:55 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 20, 2015, 07:42:53 PM
Do they make one with a larger circumference?

I dont think that is small.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 21, 2015, 06:25:06 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 21, 2015, 02:59:55 AM
I dont think that is small.
There would be some seams letting go...
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 21, 2015, 07:47:38 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2015, 06:06:36 PM
For our pony lovers on board...



    :shifty:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 21, 2015, 10:56:43 AM
So, I was working in my woodshop when...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Desdinova on May 21, 2015, 01:10:39 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2015, 06:06:36 PM
For our pony lovers on board...



Not really conducive to easy cleanup.  Is it?
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Post by: Desdinova on May 21, 2015, 01:12:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2015, 01:15:05 PM
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Post by: Desdinova on May 21, 2015, 01:32:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2015, 02:51:42 AM
Remove/prevent computer viruses with malachite!



For those of you who don't already know, malachite is a greenish mineral with miraculous properties:
*  It has spider sense.
*  It soaks up electromagnetic "pollution".  You know, super bad stuff like light and radio waves.
*  It can protect your computer from viruses attacking your computer via the internet and email.  That last part is super important because email is distinct from and not at all ultimately reliant on the internet.  As we all know, the internet is a series of tubes, while email is a series of particles that fly around in the air.
*  Malachite soaks up negativity and sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)
*  In addition to EM pollution, malachite also absorbs regular, non-EM pollution.  But from time to time, the mineral has to cleaned with running water to get all that radiation and viruses off of them.  Viruses and radiation are a lot like ketchup, I suppose.
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 23, 2015, 12:31:20 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 23, 2015, 05:14:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2015, 02:51:42 AM
But from time to time, the mineral has to cleaned with running water to get all that radiation and viruses off of them. 

Yeah... the EM pollution and key loggers looks like dust after it's been sucked out of the computer.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on May 24, 2015, 09:34:38 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 24, 2015, 10:27:59 PM
My next wife:

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Post by: kilodelta on May 24, 2015, 10:42:03 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 24, 2015, 11:18:33 PM
Cake...

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Post by: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 12:30:57 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 25, 2015, 12:34:21 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 12:44:06 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 21, 2015, 02:27:25 AM


Female Zelda?  So...basically, Zelda.
i want that shirt so bad
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 12:46:37 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 24, 2015, 10:27:59 PM
My next wife:


Kind of looks like Rylai the Crystal Maiden from Dota2

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Post by: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 12:47:44 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 12:44:06 AM
i want that shirt so bad


Yes. It's awesome. Reminds me of arguments as kids about who is Zelda...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 12:50:14 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 12:47:44 AM
Yes. It's awesome. Reminds me of arguments as kids about who is Zelda...
I'm such a straight-faced sarcastic troll in real life with that stuff too. I would get a kick out of seeing the die-hard Zelda fans get bent out of shape because "I got the characters mixed up"
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Post by: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 12:54:58 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 12:50:14 AM
I'm such a straight-faced sarcastic troll in real life with that stuff too. I would get a kick out of seeing the die-hard Zelda fans get bent out of shape because "I got the characters mixed up"

Did you know that Metroid is a girl? If you beat the game fast enough, she shows up in a bikini.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:08:46 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 12:54:58 AM
Did you know that Metroid is a girl? If you beat the game fast enough, she shows up in a bikini.
Isn't Metroid Samus's sister or something?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on May 25, 2015, 01:19:30 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 24, 2015, 10:27:59 PM
My next wife:



Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:38:02 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:08:46 AM
Isn't Metroid Samus's sister or something?

Yeah. They were separated at birth by Ripley. I think Sigourney Weaver mostly played Ripley in a few movies... mostly.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:39:06 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:38:02 AM
Yeah. They were separated at birth by Ripley. I think Sigourney Weaver mostly played Ripley in a few movies... mostly.
God Dammit, Gozer.

Sent from your mom.

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Post by: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:42:50 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:39:06 AM
God Dammit, Gozer.

Sent from your mom.



Yeah. Gozer also made groundhog's day repeat itself in order to breed Sonic to defeat Dr. Light's robot R.O.B.
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Post by: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:45:14 AM
The real Megaman enemies:

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Post by: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:45:58 AM
Note: Mega Woman created Whip Man.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:47:08 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:42:50 AM
Yeah. Gozer also made groundhog's day repeat itself in order to breed Sonic to defeat Dr. Light's robot R.O.B.
I thought they needed to defeat King Koopa from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the OOZ.

Once Sonic got that powerup mushroom and went supersaiyan though, it was over for Gandalf
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 25, 2015, 01:54:33 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:47:08 AMOnce Sonic got that powerup mushroom and went supersaiyan though, it was over for Gandalf
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Post by: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:54:45 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 01:47:08 AM
I thought they needed to defeat King Koopa from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the OOZ.

Once Sonic got that powerup mushroom and went supersaiyan, it was over for Gandalf

That was in the Namek universe where Dr. Mario sold pills to Ganon. You can tell because Sonic had the evil goatee when he ate the mushroom. The real universe had Sonic go fusion with Donkey Kong in order to throw barrels at Mouser.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 02:04:33 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 25, 2015, 01:54:45 AM
That was in the Namek universe where Dr. Mario sold pills to Ganon. You can tell because Sonic had the evil goatee when he ate the mushroom. The real universe had Sonic go fusion with Donkey Kong in order to throw barrels at Mouser.

Mouser and Rat Trap was a tough duo. Good thing Cheetor and Optimus Primal were able to get the flux capacitor to Castle Greyskull. They saved us all.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 02:07:11 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 25, 2015, 01:54:33 AM


I'm glad I made you cringe lmao
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 25, 2015, 02:27:25 PM










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Post by: Green Bottle on May 25, 2015, 05:00:14 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 26, 2015, 12:32:08 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mike Cl on May 26, 2015, 09:29:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 26, 2015, 12:32:08 AM

That's not funny-------------that's the face of god.......................errr, dog.
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Post by: kilodelta on May 27, 2015, 01:41:35 PM
Gold Guy! Gooold Guy! Gooold Guy!

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on May 27, 2015, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2015, 02:51:42 AM
Remove/prevent computer viruses with malachite!



For those of you who don't already know, malachite is a greenish mineral with miraculous properties:
*  It has spider sense.
*  It soaks up electromagnetic "pollution".  You know, super bad stuff like light and radio waves.
*  It can protect your computer from viruses attacking your computer via the internet and email.  That last part is super important because email is distinct from and not at all ultimately reliant on the internet.  As we all know, the internet is a series of tubes, while email is a series of particles that fly around in the air.
*  Malachite soaks up negativity and sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)
*  In addition to EM pollution, malachite also absorbs regular, non-EM pollution.  But from time to time, the mineral has to cleaned with running water to get all that radiation and viruses off of them.  Viruses and radiation are a lot like ketchup, I suppose.

So, those viri (is that the plural of 'virus'?) and the other pollutant's end up in the oceans, just like everything else we spew. But maybe it will continue to soak up the negativity in the sea.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 27, 2015, 09:01:02 PM
The plural of virus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_form_of_words_ending_in_-us#Virus) is viruses, not viri.  Also, plurals do not need apostrophes.
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Post by: kilodelta on May 28, 2015, 04:55:09 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on May 28, 2015, 05:07:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 27, 2015, 09:01:02 PM
The plural of virus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_form_of_words_ending_in_-us#Virus) is viruses, not viri.  Also, plurals do not need apostrophes.

Yeah, I knew that, just being whimsical. And the 'apostrophe' isn't - it's quote marks.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2015, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 27, 2015, 06:23:36 PM
So, those viri (is that the plural of 'virus'?) and the other pollutant's end up in the oceans, just like everything else we spew.
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 28, 2015, 05:07:26 PMAnd the 'apostrophe' isn't - it's quote marks.
:confused: :think:
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Post by: Sal1981 on May 29, 2015, 09:05:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2015, 02:51:42 AM
Remove/prevent computer viruses with malachite!



For those of you who don't already know, malachite is a greenish mineral with miraculous properties:
*  It has spider sense.
*  It soaks up electromagnetic "pollution".  You know, super bad stuff like light and radio waves.
*  It can protect your computer from viruses attacking your computer via the internet and email.  That last part is super important because email is distinct from and not at all ultimately reliant on the internet.  As we all know, the internet is a series of tubes, while email is a series of particles that fly around in the air.
*  Malachite soaks up negativity and sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)
*  In addition to EM pollution, malachite also absorbs regular, non-EM pollution.  But from time to time, the mineral has to cleaned with running water to get all that radiation and viruses off of them.  Viruses and radiation are a lot like ketchup, I suppose.
This takes the cake; it HAS to be some sort of fucking joke.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 29, 2015, 10:47:25 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on May 28, 2015, 04:55:09 PM


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Post by: aitm on May 29, 2015, 11:33:21 AM
 sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)

you don't say? Not within the EM spectrum eh? Well gosh darn.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 29, 2015, 01:31:03 PM
Quote from: aitm on May 29, 2015, 11:33:21 AM
sends out positive energetic rays (these energetic rays are presumably not within the EM spectrum)

you don't say? Not within the EM spectrum eh? Well gosh darn.

When absorbed by the particular object? I didn't get anything from that^.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 29, 2015, 02:04:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2015, 02:35:09 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 29, 2015, 02:44:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 30, 2015, 02:19:50 AM
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Post by: dtq123 on May 30, 2015, 04:05:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 30, 2015, 02:19:50 AM

How does this affect women? :grin:
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Post by: kilodelta on May 30, 2015, 04:18:29 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 30, 2015, 02:19:50 AM


That's the plan. Once my hands give birth, I'll have a Spawn Army ready to take down Allah and his do-gooder friends.
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 30, 2015, 04:42:11 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on May 30, 2015, 09:31:20 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2015, 06:06:36 PM
For our pony lovers on board...



poor lyra...
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 31, 2015, 01:05:03 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 31, 2015, 01:13:01 AM
Yes. Exactly. They both get to finish snow shoveling before they use the restroom and go for coffee.
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Post by: dtq123 on May 31, 2015, 09:50:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 31, 2015, 01:05:03 AM

Wait... who's saying what again? XD
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 31, 2015, 02:11:52 PM
Quote from: dtq123 on May 31, 2015, 09:50:28 AM
Wait... who's saying what again? XD
Guy on the right needs to pee.  Guy(?) on the left wants to drink something warm.
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Post by: aitm on May 31, 2015, 02:26:21 PM
I thought they were both female because you know….females are more into that stuff……...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 31, 2015, 03:03:30 PM
Quote from: aitm on May 31, 2015, 02:26:21 PM
I thought they were both female because you know….females are more into that stuff……...

How could you know if men are into that or not, you are heterosexual.
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Post by: aitm on May 31, 2015, 03:27:38 PM
 
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 31, 2015, 03:03:30 PM
How could you know if men are into that or not, you are heterosexual.
:dance:

I really need an emoticon that shows a fisherman hooking one…..hehehehe
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 31, 2015, 03:53:14 PM
Quote from: aitm on May 31, 2015, 03:27:38 PM
:dance:

I really need an emoticon that shows a fisherman hooking one…..hehehehe

:axe:  :lol: 
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2015, 04:16:05 AM




It's only a spoiler if you explain the joke!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 01, 2015, 09:30:04 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 01, 2015, 10:48:42 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2015, 11:13:13 AM




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Post by: kilodelta on June 02, 2015, 11:04:15 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 02, 2015, 11:06:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 02, 2015, 11:14:22 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2015, 10:46:37 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 02, 2015, 11:14:22 PM

Intruder will die now.
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 03, 2015, 04:47:17 PM
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Post by: stromboli on June 03, 2015, 07:22:04 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2015, 07:26:15 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 03, 2015, 07:22:04 PM

When I was in the Navy I used to volunteer to swap duty with married men so they could be with their families on holidays. Except New Years.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2015, 07:41:27 PM
Atheist Arya is great.  Technically, it should be atheist Davos or Salladhor Saan or Qyburn, but whatever.



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Post by: stromboli on June 03, 2015, 08:23:02 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 03, 2015, 09:06:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2015, 01:27:16 AM
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Post by: stromboli on June 04, 2015, 11:56:51 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 05, 2015, 12:53:20 PM
Hell, I'm getting two!
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Post by: kilodelta on June 05, 2015, 02:04:44 PM


Inserting a Bible in the ass works just as well.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2015, 02:21:29 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 05, 2015, 04:35:45 PM


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Post by: stromboli on June 05, 2015, 06:40:50 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 05, 2015, 09:24:18 PM
Every time I get sick:

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Post by: Shiranu on June 05, 2015, 10:15:42 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on June 05, 2015, 02:04:44 PM


Inserting a Bible in the ass works just as well.

But... all the good dances, you are suppose to be pelvis to pelvis almost... and those dances were created by much more god fearing men and women then you.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2015, 07:11:52 AM
Try doing the tango in the nude sometime. The inspiration for the dance quickly becomes obvious.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 06, 2015, 08:52:38 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2015, 07:11:52 AM
Try doing the tango in the nude sometime. The inspiration for the dance quickly becomes obvious.
Now that would be a TV show I'd watch!
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 06, 2015, 05:33:19 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2015, 06:29:24 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 06, 2015, 08:52:38 AM
Now that would be a TV show I'd watch!
The videos were ... popular back in the '70s.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2015, 02:17:19 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 07, 2015, 01:25:58 PM
Is this ironic?

A Facebook friend posted the image below. He's a big xtain... a bunch of his big xtian friends liked the image.

Notice the number of atheists in the picture on the left...



..btw, who is on the right? I honestly don't know.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2015, 01:34:00 PM
Stephen Hawking, Marie Curie, Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Galileo, Sir Isaac Newton, Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, and...no idea.  ¯\_(ãƒ,,)_/¯
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Post by: Shiranu on June 07, 2015, 01:38:03 PM
...I'm just going to pretend I didn't think Jung rather than Freud...

And yeah, sure, of course yall don't recognize Kim Kardashian... surrrrrre :P.
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Post by: dtq123 on June 07, 2015, 01:55:17 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 07, 2015, 01:38:03 PM
...I'm just going to pretend I didn't think Jung rather than Freud...

And yeah, sure, of course yall don't recognize Kim Kardashian... surrrrrre :P.
I'm a hermit (crab) :D
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2015, 02:05:00 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 07, 2015, 01:38:03 PMAnd yeah, sure, of course yall don't recognize Kim Kardashian... surrrrrre :P.
I've heard that name before, but didn't have a face to go with it.  Some tv show or something, right?  If she's an actor, she must not do many shows.  Never seen her in anything.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 07, 2015, 03:41:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 07, 2015, 02:05:00 PM
I've heard that name before, but didn't have a face to go with it.  Some tv show or something, right?  If she's an actor, she must not do many shows.  Never seen her in anything.

Reality TV show. Famous because her dad was rich and famous (lawyer for OJ Simpson), and has her own little media and product empire budding as well. Also, a sex tape.

Sorta the new Paris Hilton, but (hate her all you like) a good bit smarter in how to diversify her earnings and stay relevant. I'm not a fan of hers, but I do respect her for the mini-empire she has built around herself and I do think she is, in some regards, a rather smart lady. She is also a spoiled brat though.

The irony is that she gets so much press because people are always bitching about her left and right. People complain that she is still relevant and known and how terrible it is that young people today even know who she is, and then refuse to shut up about how much they hate her and just otherwise continue to talk about her.

I have less respect for the people who constantly bitch about her than I do her. They are just getting trolled hard.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2015, 03:54:26 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 07, 2015, 03:41:19 PMReality TV show.
Ah, that explains it.  Can't stand the stuff.  Thought that stuff was a 2000s fad, tbh.  Can't believe it's even still around, given the relatively recent spate of actually decent tv shows.
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Post by: Sal1981 on June 07, 2015, 04:17:20 PM
I know who Kim Kardasian is, but I also knew the ones on the left, except the one with the wicked hair-do, is that Satre or someone?
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Post by: stromboli on June 08, 2015, 06:54:47 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 09, 2015, 11:01:13 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on June 09, 2015, 11:09:05 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 09, 2015, 12:09:44 PM
In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight. One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as pea soup) and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day. Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a Scottish accent came from within the dense fog.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 10 Englishmen".
With this, the English general sent down 10 of his soldiers. There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned. An hour later, the same voice was heard.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 50 Englishman".
With this the English general sent down 50 of his soldiers. The same thing, a terrible fight ensured and again NO ONE returned. An hour later the same voice.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 100 Englishman".
So, down went 100 of the best. NO ONE returned. An hour later.
"Any one Scotsman can beat any 1,000 Englishman".
By this time, the English general had enough and was about to send down his elite soldiers, when he saw a lone Englishman crawling up the hill. He was battered to a pulp. As he reached the top he shouted "Don't send anymore troops down, its a trap, there's two of them."  :pidu: :axe: :dance: :shifty: :whistle:
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 09, 2015, 01:25:39 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 03:29:00 PM
Epileptic toy?
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Post by: stromboli on June 09, 2015, 07:34:55 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 03:29:00 PM
Epileptic toy?

From the "My Little Seizure" toy line.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 07:50:26 PM
Literature versus literature.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 09, 2015, 08:00:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 07:50:26 PM
Literature versus literature.
Pennywise gives me the creeps. 
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Post by: stromboli on June 09, 2015, 08:29:48 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 08:45:55 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 09, 2015, 08:00:16 PM
Pennywise gives me the creeps. 
I'm sure that wasn't Stephen's intent.

It was, I think, to give you the screaming meemees
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 09, 2015, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 08:45:55 PM
I'm sure that wasn't Stephen's intent.

It was, I think, to give you the screaming meemees
creeps and meemees--he was/is really good at that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 09:23:17 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 09, 2015, 09:21:54 PM
creeps and meemees--he was/is really good at that.
I learned to Stand all that.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 09, 2015, 09:24:22 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 09:23:17 PM
I learned to Stand all that.
Cujo explain that?
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Post by: stromboli on June 09, 2015, 09:58:01 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 11:09:15 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 09, 2015, 09:24:22 PM
Cujo explain that?
I'll let Christine do that for me.
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Post by: Aletheia on June 09, 2015, 11:43:37 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2015, 11:09:15 PM
I'll let Christine do that for me.

I don't know, that could be a lot of Misery.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 10, 2015, 12:42:45 AM
Quote from: Aletheia on June 09, 2015, 11:43:37 PM
I don't know, that could be a lot of Misery.
Yeah, I can only imagine it would be so.  But if you are suffering with Insomnia maybe you could use your Cell to call Carrie or even better, Dolores Claiborne; one of them could bring you some Needful Things.
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Post by: Aletheia on June 10, 2015, 12:52:56 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 10, 2015, 12:42:45 AM
Yeah, I can only imagine it would be so.  But if you are suffering with Insomnia maybe you could use your Cell to call Carrie or even better, Dolores Claiborne; one of them could bring you some Needful Things.

I think I'll avoid the Dark Half of people. Although, I have heard that a Dreamcatcher can help with Insomnia. Can be good for Nightmares and Dreamscapes as well. However, if you live in Salem's Lot, then you might as well be walking The Green Mile because you're well beyond Desperation.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 10, 2015, 01:29:10 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 10, 2015, 08:59:33 AM
Quote from: Aletheia on June 10, 2015, 12:52:56 AM
I think I'll avoid the Dark Half of people. Although, I have heard that a Dreamcatcher can help with Insomnia. Can be good for Nightmares and Dreamscapes as well. However, if you live in Salem's Lot, then you might as well be walking The Green Mile because you're well beyond Desperation.
This thread needs to get  Thinner.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 10, 2015, 09:09:24 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 10, 2015, 08:59:33 AM
This thread needs to get  Thinner.
Yeah--Thinner and Thinner until we are a Bag of Bones!
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Post by: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 09:33:28 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 10, 2015, 09:45:32 AM
Are we having a Stephen King moment?
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Post by: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 09:56:46 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 10, 2015, 09:45:32 AM
Are we having a Stephen King moment?

Apparently.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 10, 2015, 10:54:42 AM

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Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 10, 2015, 09:45:32 AM
Are we having a Stephen King moment?
Quote from: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 09:56:46 AM
Apparently.

I guess you could call it Gerald's Game--we just don't want this forum to become a Dead Zone and remain the Joyland that it is.
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Post by: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 11:41:07 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 10, 2015, 11:59:30 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 10, 2015, 09:45:32 AM
Are we having a Stephen King moment?
One Shining moment in time.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 10, 2015, 04:22:08 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 11:41:07 AM


I don't like hipsters either. But why bash the beard. Don't touch the beard. Mmmm.
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Post by: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 06:48:04 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 10, 2015, 04:22:08 PM
I don't like hipsters either. But why bash the beard. Don't touch the beard. Mmmm.

Lol, I don't have a clue about hipsters. There are probably some people on here that identify as such, so I won't criticize.
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Post by: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 06:49:13 PM


I know, its not funny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2015, 02:06:21 AM
^ Dark humor is still humor.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 11, 2015, 08:52:57 AM
Quote from: stromboli on June 10, 2015, 06:48:04 PM
Lol, I don't have a clue about hipsters. There are probably some people on here that identify as such, so I won't criticize.
The hipster stereotype:

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Post by: Mike Cl on June 11, 2015, 08:57:26 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 11, 2015, 08:52:57 AM
The hipster stereotype:


I see those as redneck/hicks.  Hipsters should have bongo drums and be reading weird poetry.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 11, 2015, 11:36:28 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 11, 2015, 08:57:26 AM
I see those as redneck/hicks.  Hipsters should have bongo drums and be reading weird poetry.

LOL, apparently I don't know them either. This is what we have around here.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 11, 2015, 11:40:22 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 11, 2015, 11:36:28 AM
LOL, apparently I don't know them either. This is what we have around here.
Ahh, who knows.  I'm really out of touch with stuff like that.  Tho a couple of those guys do look like the local rednecks--they drive around with pickups with the US flag all over them--and every now and again one with the confederate battle flag flapping.  I suppose what I was thinking of was what I used to call Beatnicks. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2015, 11:56:27 AM


It's all fun and games till a bomber sees it.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 11, 2015, 05:41:13 PM
The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup..

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Post by: kilodelta on June 11, 2015, 10:34:31 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 11, 2015, 10:40:49 PM
Wait,  what's the difference between a hipster and a dirty hippie?  Gosh! I hope I haven't stepped over the boundary!
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Post by: Johan on June 12, 2015, 12:00:12 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 11, 2015, 08:52:57 AM
The hipster stereotype:


Quote from: Mike Cl on June 11, 2015, 08:57:26 AM
I see those as redneck/hicks.  Hipsters should have bongo drums and be reading weird poetry.

Well the differences are subtle, but there are definitely differences.
Clue #1: No t-shirts with writing on them. Hipsters will wear screen printed t-shirts, but only if they're vintage with some 1970's company logo. A recent screen printed t-shirt that says fuck obama or has an american flag? That's a redneck.
Clue #2: The hats aren't baseball hats. Same as with the t-shirts. They'd wear one, but only if it said Piedmont Airlines or something similar.
Clue #3: No holes in any articles of clothing.
Clue #4: No dirt on their work boots or their clothes. Hipsters wear everything ironically. So they wear work boots, but they would never be caught dead engaging in any activity which actually required work boots.
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Post by: Johan on June 12, 2015, 12:01:58 AM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 11, 2015, 10:40:49 PM
Wait,  what's the difference between a hipster and a dirty hippie? 
No phish t-shirt. No bare feet or exposed skin. Hair trimmed washed and combed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 12, 2015, 01:03:48 AM
More hipster pics for reference:





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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 12, 2015, 05:29:22 AM
Quote from: Johan on June 12, 2015, 12:00:12 AM
Well the differences are subtle, but there are definitely differences.
Clue #1: No t-shirts with writing on them. Hipsters will wear screen printed t-shirts, but only if they're vintage with some 1970's company logo. A recent screen printed t-shirt that says fuck obama or has an american flag? That's a redneck.
Clue #2: The hats aren't baseball hats. Same as with the t-shirts. They'd wear one, but only if it said Piedmont Airlines or something similar.
Clue #3: No holes in any articles of clothing.
Clue #4: No dirt on their work boots or their clothes. Hipsters wear everything ironically. So they wear work boots, but they would never be caught dead engaging in any activity which actually required work boots.

Thanks.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 12, 2015, 05:35:34 AM
A question. How do you wear something ironically?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 12, 2015, 06:11:24 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 12, 2015, 05:35:34 AM
A question. How do you wear something ironically?
Put it on, then iron it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 12, 2015, 06:12:16 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 12, 2015, 06:11:24 AM
Put it on, then iron it.

:rotflmao:


Oh and I have done that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 12, 2015, 08:14:57 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 12, 2015, 06:12:16 AM
:rotflmao:


Oh and I have done that.
I was in the USN for twenty years, I've seen guys get "ready" (how's that for irony?) for inspection in the damnedest ways.
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Post by: Sal1981 on June 12, 2015, 08:48:08 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 11, 2015, 02:06:21 AM
^ Dark humor is still humor.

[spoiler][/spoiler]
1981!? That's in my username!


lol
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Post by: stromboli on June 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 12, 2015, 10:12:02 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 12, 2015, 11:10:07 PM
Quote from: Johan on June 12, 2015, 12:01:58 AM
No phish t-shirt. No bare feet or exposed skin. Hair trimmed washed and combed.
I personally do NOT wash, trim and comb my hair. . I do wash it, don't trim and use a brush.. I expose skin and don't even know what a phish t-shirt is. The only reason I even wear shoes is to prevent broken glass,  nails and bee stings from puncturing my delicate little tootsies.
I'm a proud dirty hippie. :lol: 
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 13, 2015, 08:56:05 AM
My favorite hipster/beatnick that nobody else will probably remember is Maynard (you know Dobie Gillis)--whose favorite four letter word was "Work!!!???" as he cringed in horror.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 13, 2015, 10:05:06 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 13, 2015, 08:56:05 AM
My favorite hipster/beatnick that nobody else will probably remember is Maynard (you know Dobie Gillis)--whose favorite four letter word was "Work!!!???" as he cringed in horror.
It was a twitch, "Work? WORK!?!?!?!". I used it whenever Mom told me to do something around the house. This may be why my ears lie so close to my head now.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 13, 2015, 11:41:53 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 13, 2015, 10:05:06 AM
It was a twitch, "Work? WORK!?!?!?!". I used it whenever Mom told me to do something around the house. This may be why my ears lie so close to my head now.
Yeah, I used that phrase on my mom-----once.  Cauliflower ear I think they call it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 13, 2015, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 13, 2015, 11:41:53 AM
Yeah, I used that phrase on my mom-----once.  Cauliflower ear I think they call it.
W/concussion.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 13, 2015, 03:07:26 PM


The eraser is useless.  But that doesn't matter when you can never admit to making any mistakes.  :P
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Post by: kilodelta on June 13, 2015, 03:11:19 PM
The symbolism is delicious.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 14, 2015, 01:56:34 AM
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Post by: aitm on June 14, 2015, 07:19:56 AM
wait…there is a world masturbation record? How the fuck didn't I know about that, and how can I get entered……oh….meh…never mind….even I don't find my old dick that much fun anymore.
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Post by: Aletheia on June 14, 2015, 10:35:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 14, 2015, 11:34:12 AM
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Post by: Aletheia on June 16, 2015, 12:11:00 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2015, 01:30:56 PM


Scraping the bottom of the barrel, one list at a time.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2015, 07:32:26 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 17, 2015, 07:21:34 AM
Czech this out:
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Post by: pr126 on June 17, 2015, 12:02:26 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on June 17, 2015, 12:29:32 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 17, 2015, 06:36:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 07, 2015, 01:34:00 PM
Stephen Hawking, Marie Curie, Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Galileo, Sir Isaac Newton, Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, and...no idea.  ¯\_(ãƒ,,)_/¯

Show-off!  :super:
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 19, 2015, 01:56:49 AM
explosm comic generator:

Atheism-style

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2015, 02:05:08 AM


Also you can look up your credit score by typing in your credit card number in this banner ad!
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Post by: Shiranu on June 19, 2015, 03:19:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 19, 2015, 02:05:08 AM


Also you can look up your credit score by typing in your credit card number in this banner ad!

Interesting...

NudeBiggusDickus69... that has a good ring to it.
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 19, 2015, 07:02:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2015, 02:28:58 PM


Video games have ruined me.  Also, I see health bars over tanks and dislike how news war coverage just shows pictures of the aftermath of a battle and not replays.

"On TV, all they show is like a burnt out humvee and you're like what happened to the humvee, you know, like where's the RPGs?" - Jeremy, PurePwnage
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 19, 2015, 05:47:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 19, 2015, 02:28:58 PM


Video games have ruined me.  Also, I see health bars over tanks
I thought I was the only one! :)
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Post by: kilodelta on June 19, 2015, 05:55:18 PM
Yes... I'll blame video games for those thoughts of mine... now to start playing shooters to better justify it...
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Post by: kilodelta on June 19, 2015, 06:51:53 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 19, 2015, 06:53:03 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 19, 2015, 06:55:06 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on June 21, 2015, 05:09:02 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2015, 01:15:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2015, 01:58:09 PM


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Post by: Green Bottle on June 22, 2015, 04:34:13 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 22, 2015, 05:59:40 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 22, 2015, 06:06:25 PM
♫Toad away, toad away!
Where do you go when
You're toad away?♫
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 22, 2015, 06:24:55 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 22, 2015, 06:37:22 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 22, 2015, 07:08:12 PM


Father of the year.
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Post by: pr126 on June 23, 2015, 02:09:56 AM
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Post by: Aletheia on June 23, 2015, 11:23:55 PM
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on June 24, 2015, 08:34:41 PM


Divorced.
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Post by: kilodelta on June 25, 2015, 12:01:19 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 25, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 25, 2015, 04:14:49 PM
I think the designer's boyfriend would look really good in that salmon and teal number, don't you?
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Post by: kilodelta on June 25, 2015, 06:40:35 PM


...I read that in Elmo's voice...
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Post by: aitm on June 25, 2015, 08:23:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 25, 2015, 12:22:23 PM


My good friends would put a bullet in my head if I ever walked around wearing crap like that. The armor I like…kinda.
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Post by: kilodelta on June 25, 2015, 11:00:19 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on June 26, 2015, 12:09:41 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 14, 2015, 01:56:34 AM

Wait. They knew?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 26, 2015, 06:10:55 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on June 26, 2015, 12:09:41 AM
Wait. They knew?
Youtube.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 26, 2015, 08:49:23 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 26, 2015, 06:10:55 AM
Youtube.
YouLube??
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 26, 2015, 11:43:05 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 26, 2015, 08:49:23 AM
YouLube??
"...and a half empty bottle of hand lotion. Must be the desert climate." Kelsey Grammer, "The Big Empty."
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 26, 2015, 12:14:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2015, 02:01:42 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 27, 2015, 02:03:27 AM
Rabuck?

Anyway:

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2015, 02:27:56 AM


*Loras Tyrell liked this*
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on June 27, 2015, 03:49:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 25, 2015, 12:22:23 PM

If it were socially acceptable to dress as Batman or a zombie everyday I would.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 27, 2015, 07:16:39 AM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on June 27, 2015, 03:49:35 AM
If it were socially acceptable to dress as Batman or a zombie everyday I would.

Not practical. It would take too much time, it would be more expensive, would be terrible in summers and you would get bored after a month.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 27, 2015, 11:43:02 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 25, 2015, 12:22:23 PM


What does it mean when you want neither?
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Post by: Aletheia on June 27, 2015, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on June 27, 2015, 11:43:02 AM
What does it mean when you want neither?

You're not a Batman fan. It's ok, there's other comic book characters out there.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 27, 2015, 12:56:08 PM
Quote from: Aletheia on June 27, 2015, 12:54:39 PM
You're not a Batman fan.

That's not Batman. That's some cunt wrapped in aluminum foil.

QuoteIt's ok, there's other comic book characters out there.
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 27, 2015, 06:33:07 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 27, 2015, 11:51:51 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on June 28, 2015, 12:10:12 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 28, 2015, 08:13:39 AM


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Post by: Shiranu on June 28, 2015, 08:45:34 AM
*miserable too.

Edit: Actually, there is no right or wrong on that comma. The more you know. Still, it looks really weird with it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 28, 2015, 08:50:07 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 28, 2015, 08:45:34 AM
*miserable too.

Edit: Actually, there is no right or wrong on that comma. The more you know. Still, it looks really weird with it.

I think I have learned to write it with a comma. Just like in the pic. Too lazy to look up for it right now.
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Post by: Solitary on June 28, 2015, 10:14:17 AM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on June 27, 2015, 03:49:35 AM
If it were socially acceptable to dress as Batman or a zombie everyday I would.
Become a biker and wear body armor.


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Post by: kilodelta on June 28, 2015, 03:41:42 PM
Quote from: Solitary on June 28, 2015, 10:14:17 AM
Become a biker and wear body armor.




But... I can't find where to buy that shit. Everywhere I look is the standard leather jackets or internal foam padded jackets.

I am so depressed... all I want is to look like a superhero on my bike.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 28, 2015, 04:43:29 PM
Found this shirt for sale in the goodwill store because nothing says goodwill like fuck, well pretty much everything. .
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Post by: aitm on June 28, 2015, 04:44:02 PM
well don't try to wear it on a plane!
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 28, 2015, 05:31:03 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 28, 2015, 04:43:29 PM
Found this shirt for sale in the goodwill store because nothing says goodwill like fuck, well pretty much everything. .

I haven't been going to my local goodwill nearly enough!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 30, 2015, 04:11:17 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on June 30, 2015, 08:08:46 PM
I chuckled.

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Post by: kilodelta on June 30, 2015, 09:51:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2015, 07:13:25 PM
What I thought the ride was like:



What it was actually like:



18 hours of static, though.
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Post by: Green Bottle on July 02, 2015, 08:20:22 AM


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Post by: Sal1981 on July 02, 2015, 07:44:59 PM
Quote from: Green Bottle on July 02, 2015, 08:20:22 AM

Last time I checked, getting too drunk can be poisoning. Plus, fat people - in being fat - aren't damaging anyone else other than themselves, not so for drunk people. Just my opinion though.
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Post by: aitm on July 03, 2015, 01:29:56 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on July 02, 2015, 07:44:59 PM
Last time I checked, getting too drunk can be poisoning. Plus, fat people - in being fat - aren't damaging anyone else other than themselves, not so for drunk people. Just my opinion though.
well by and of itself, there is no difference between getting drunk and over eating as far as damaging to oneself. Neither has to damage anyone without further actions.  Both can be equally harming I would imagine.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 03, 2015, 02:02:40 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 03, 2015, 04:12:55 PM
Mow down dirty dog!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 03, 2015, 04:13:51 PM
Quote from: aitm on July 03, 2015, 01:29:56 PM
well by and of itself, there is no difference between getting drunk and over eating as far as damaging to oneself. Neither has to damage anyone without further actions.  Both can be equally harming I would imagine.
Your imagination needs to go out and have a few.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 03, 2015, 05:32:14 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on July 03, 2015, 08:28:25 PM
I'm missing something... chance? Makeup? Please someone explain that picture to the slow witted... I mean, to me.
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Post by: aitm on July 03, 2015, 09:30:00 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 03, 2015, 04:13:51 PM
Your imagination needs to go out and have a few.
dozen cheeseburgers or a few beers?
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Post by: Shiranu on July 03, 2015, 09:31:02 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on July 03, 2015, 08:28:25 PM
I'm missing something... chance? Makeup? Please someone explain that picture to the slow witted... I mean, to me.
'

"The only reason I wear this is so that the other women of my school have a chance to have a boyfriend, because I am so sexy I would be the only woman the guys would see, completely ignoring all you other ugly people."

More or less.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 03, 2015, 10:25:16 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on July 03, 2015, 08:28:25 PM
I'm missing something... chance? Makeup? Please someone explain that picture to the slow witted... I mean, to me.
Some women have been programmed to believe that covering up in compliance with rules written by men long dead gives them more freedom. And perhaps it does, from the men who believe in the same long dead men.
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Post by: kilodelta on July 03, 2015, 10:54:01 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 03, 2015, 09:31:02 PM
'

"The only reason I wear this is so that the other women of my school have a chance to have a boyfriend, because I am so sexy I would be the only woman the guys would see, completely ignoring all you other ugly people."

More or less.

Thanks. That makes sense to my beer addled mind. False conceit. Bravo. Encore. Encore. Author! Author!
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Post by: kilodelta on July 03, 2015, 10:56:08 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 03, 2015, 10:25:16 PM
Some women have been programmed to believe that covering up in compliance with rules written by men long dead gives them more freedom. And perhaps it does, from the men who believe in the same long dead men.

If it weren't for a religious rule, I probably wouldn't bat an eye at the cover up... but, since it has something to do with some stupid religion, I'm against it... truthfully be said that is... or my beer goggles are misleading me into thinking that. Quick, someone correct that!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2015, 05:26:20 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on July 03, 2015, 08:28:25 PM
I'm missing something... chance? Makeup? Please someone explain that picture to the slow witted... I mean, to me.

What do you think she is talking about 'wearing' in that pic? :lol:
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2015, 05:26:55 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 04, 2015, 01:55:47 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 03, 2015, 10:25:16 PM
Some women have been programmed to believe that covering up in compliance with rules written by men long dead gives them more freedom. And perhaps it does, from the men who believe in the same long dead men.

I know several women who wear the hijab strictly on their own concordance, and their reasoning is a bit more than just... "eh, ancient rules give me freedom". And I would say that it works for what they want as well.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2015, 02:05:38 PM
Happy Independence Day!





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Post by: PickelledEggs on July 04, 2015, 02:15:55 PM
Quote from: Green Bottle on June 27, 2015, 06:33:07 PM

My thoughts exactly.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 04, 2015, 03:19:30 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 04, 2015, 01:55:47 PM
I know several women who wear the hijab strictly on their own concordance, and their reasoning is a bit more than just... "eh, ancient rules give me freedom". And I would say that it works for what they want as well.
And would they remove it and never don it again if that so suited them? While remaining Muslim, of course. Just wondering.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2015, 03:27:25 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 04, 2015, 01:55:47 PM
I know several women who wear the hijab strictly on their own concordance, and their reasoning is a bit more than just... "eh, ancient rules give me freedom". And I would say that it works for what they want as well.

Yeah. And that's the majority of them. I have known many women wearing turban -we don't have burqa or whatever the other is called- they are educated and perfectly happy with it. There is a black and white look at muslim women about this -that they are all forced to do this-  they find it very offensive; like hurtful. I have seen so many different scenarios about this, I think I get that. If there is no oppression, they should be left alone.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2015, 03:29:22 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 04, 2015, 03:19:30 PM
And would they remove it and never don it again if that so suited them? While remaining Muslim, of course. Just wondering.

I had a class mate. AyÅŸe. (You write that Aysha?) She thought she looked very bad with it. (She was right) At least that was what she said when she stopped wearing it. And she was a pretty woman.
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Post by: Aletheia on July 04, 2015, 05:39:50 PM
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Post by: aitm on July 04, 2015, 10:23:17 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 04, 2015, 01:55:47 PM
I know several women who wear the hijab strictly on their own concordance, and their reasoning is a bit more than just... "eh, ancient rules give me freedom". And I would say that it works for what they want as well.
Brainwashing, in any religion, is still brainwashing.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on July 05, 2015, 12:02:34 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2015, 02:37:47 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on July 06, 2015, 03:11:39 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on July 06, 2015, 04:22:18 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on July 06, 2015, 06:22:17 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on July 06, 2015, 06:24:31 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 06, 2015, 08:24:21 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on July 06, 2015, 10:24:23 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on July 06, 2015, 11:10:21 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on July 06, 2015, 11:18:45 PM
Ah yes. Back in the good ol' days when comics had good strong moral values.

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2015, 01:53:31 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 07, 2015, 06:06:41 AM
Quote from: Green Bottle on July 06, 2015, 04:22:18 PM


YEEES!  :rotflmao:
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 07, 2015, 09:19:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 07, 2015, 01:53:31 AM

That would be a funny picture if it were not so very, very true.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2015, 12:24:16 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2015, 02:12:06 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2015, 02:25:55 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 08, 2015, 05:04:47 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 25, 2015, 04:14:49 PM
I think the designer's boyfriend would look really good in that salmon and teal number, don't you?
What teal? I thought that was a turquoise/blue-green. :mrgreen: :question:
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 08, 2015, 05:09:44 PM
Quote from: Aletheia on June 27, 2015, 12:54:39 PM
You're not a Batman fan. It's ok, there's other comic book characters out there.
Yeah, there's the Tick!  :pirate:
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 08, 2015, 05:17:53 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on July 05, 2015, 12:02:34 AM

Is that how squids fuck?  :think:
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on July 08, 2015, 08:40:57 PM
Well, when a boy squid and a girl squid love each other very much...
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Post by: Green Bottle on July 09, 2015, 11:21:53 AM
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Post by: dtq123 on July 09, 2015, 11:25:00 AM
Quote from: Green Bottle on July 09, 2015, 11:21:53 AM

35
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Post by: aitm on July 09, 2015, 05:10:40 PM
Quote from: Green Bottle on July 09, 2015, 11:21:53 AM

Dat's wicked cool man.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 10, 2015, 06:29:58 AM
Quote from: Green Bottle on July 09, 2015, 11:21:53 AM


Don't count. Potentially, it is the same amount with the white ones.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 10, 2015, 08:39:24 AM
Quote from: Green Bottle on July 09, 2015, 11:21:53 AM

333,014, 333,015, 333,016...

Wait, do we count each black spot once or every time they turn from white to black. I'm not sure I understand the assignment.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on July 10, 2015, 11:13:54 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 10, 2015, 11:49:11 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 10, 2015, 01:45:37 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 10, 2015, 08:39:24 AM
333,014, 333,015, 333,016...

Wait, do we count each black spot once or every time they turn from white to black. I'm not sure I understand the assignment.

I am getting drunk, they all turn black once. Pffft.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 10, 2015, 02:35:16 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on July 10, 2015, 04:54:48 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on July 10, 2015, 10:42:17 PM
Beer laughed at this:

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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 10, 2015, 11:26:40 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2015, 02:25:55 PM

I evidently died 20 years before my birth thus making Keith much older already. .
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 10, 2015, 11:32:12 PM
Quote from: Green Bottle on July 09, 2015, 11:21:53 AM

I'll have to check my screen resolution because it could be millions and millions. .pixels per inch or something like that. . Oh fuck it.. I'll use the technical term. . A shit load..
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2015, 01:19:18 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 11, 2015, 07:21:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 11, 2015, 01:19:18 AM

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Post by: Mike Cl on July 11, 2015, 09:02:17 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 11, 2015, 01:19:18 AM

I ALWAYS root for the bull!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2015, 04:43:10 PM


the Iron Bank will have its due
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Post by: kilodelta on July 11, 2015, 11:43:00 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on July 11, 2015, 11:52:17 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on July 11, 2015, 11:53:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2015, 02:14:00 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on July 14, 2015, 08:52:36 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2015, 12:35:20 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 15, 2015, 06:34:58 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2015, 02:37:10 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2015, 07:05:18 AM


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Post by: Green Bottle on July 17, 2015, 07:17:04 AM



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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 17, 2015, 12:55:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2015, 01:55:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2015, 02:00:40 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2015, 04:03:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 18, 2015, 02:00:40 PM


Offf...Is she dead or what?! That's not funny.
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Post by: kilodelta on July 19, 2015, 11:55:46 PM
Gummy worm or Satanic sex toy?

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Post by: kilodelta on July 20, 2015, 12:20:08 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2015, 12:59:51 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2015, 04:03:47 PM
Offf...Is she dead or what?! That's not funny.
Relax.  She's fine (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorthe_Skappel).

And yes, it's funny because it appears as if the figure skater is intentionally performing a wrestling move - an unexpected event given the venue and participants.  This contrast between expectation and reality is the source of the humor.

Since you liked that so much, here's another:

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Post by: dtq123 on July 20, 2015, 01:07:48 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on July 19, 2015, 11:55:46 PM
Gummy worm or Satanic sex toy?



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Post by: Mike Cl on July 20, 2015, 09:24:44 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on July 19, 2015, 11:55:46 PM
Gummy worm or Satanic sex toy?


Can't it be both???
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Post by: kilodelta on July 20, 2015, 05:06:07 PM
I'm sure it could be both... but, for me, once it's one, it can't be the other.
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 20, 2015, 05:33:01 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on July 20, 2015, 05:06:07 PM
I'm sure it could be both... but, for me, once it's one, it can't be the other.
Well................yeah.............you do have a point there.
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Post by: kilodelta on July 20, 2015, 10:54:31 PM
Miracle!

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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 21, 2015, 03:10:08 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on July 20, 2015, 12:20:08 AM


:rotflmao:
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on July 21, 2015, 12:18:49 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on July 21, 2015, 12:19:31 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 21, 2015, 03:10:08 AM
:rotflmao:

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2015, 03:30:12 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 23, 2015, 01:07:24 PM
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Post by: aitm on July 23, 2015, 04:40:35 PM
Hydra..really.. its called "post your FUNNY pictures"...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 23, 2015, 05:56:17 PM
Quote from: aitm on July 23, 2015, 04:40:35 PM
Hydra..really.. its called "post your FUNNY pictures"...
You think there was a kid in the trike?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 26, 2015, 12:54:46 AM
Quote from: aitm on July 23, 2015, 04:40:35 PM
Hydra..really.. its called "post your FUNNY pictures"...
Bah.  That one killed over at r/whatcouldgowrong.  Even got a chuckle out of the roommate.  You didn't like it?  *shrugs* C'est dommage.  (PS - if it helps you, it's a fake gif.  They tend not to let kids be evel knievel at those sorts of venues.  Duh.)

And yanno, this thread would probably be a lot better if there were more people actually posting funny pics and less people pooh-poohing the choices and not really contributing anything.  Don't like my pic?  Do me one better.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 26, 2015, 01:06:03 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 26, 2015, 02:15:01 AM
Don't drop your weapon or I'll shoot!







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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 26, 2015, 08:10:49 AM
Yeah, that's funny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 26, 2015, 12:06:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 27, 2015, 03:03:51 AM


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Post by: GrinningYMIR on July 27, 2015, 11:15:11 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on July 27, 2015, 05:20:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2015, 12:57:31 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2015, 04:25:51 AM
Genius of the Day:



Think about it.  The dems want to reverse global warming.  What's the reverse of global warming?  Global cooling.  Therefore, the dems want a snowball Earth.  #logic
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2015, 08:43:06 AM
I like the idea that the Democratic Party of today is exactly like the Democratic Party of the Antebellum South. That's a real shocker.

The second one is cool, "Hey, let's keep McD's cheap by paying the workers less than they'd need to buy McDs.!"

Three is a hoot. "You want to make races equal, so whites are going to have to come down off their high horse, and THAT"S RACIST!"

And finally (as you covered #5), California farmers use most of the water in the state, and make money of that, to the expense of everybody else. Poor industrial farming corporations.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2015, 02:08:53 PM


Checkmate, atheists!
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 28, 2015, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2015, 02:08:53 PM


Checkmate, atheists!
Well, hell--I had not thought of that! 
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Post by: kilodelta on July 28, 2015, 07:45:47 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on July 28, 2015, 08:00:32 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on July 28, 2015, 07:45:47 PM

Mom? Is that you?
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 28, 2015, 11:57:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2015, 02:08:53 PM


Checkmate, atheists!
I'm guessing because most don't claim to be the undisputed word of God?
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Post by: SkyChief on July 29, 2015, 01:26:50 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2015, 01:20:13 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2015, 10:31:44 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on August 02, 2015, 05:53:38 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on August 02, 2015, 06:59:17 PM
Quote from: SkyChief on July 29, 2015, 01:26:50 AM

Took me ages to remember you, Mr. Spam
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2015, 12:16:02 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on August 04, 2015, 04:20:41 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 04, 2015, 12:16:02 PM


That went just the way I wanted it to go...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 04, 2015, 04:48:05 PM
The dog was wearing a shark fin. How else could it have gone?
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Post by: kilodelta on August 05, 2015, 11:53:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2015, 11:54:51 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on August 06, 2015, 02:39:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 07, 2015, 01:41:52 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 07, 2015, 03:44:24 PM
No tongue.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on August 07, 2015, 10:53:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2015, 01:04:45 AM


Nho hwan eez loyal.  Everywahn eez hereteec.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 08, 2015, 01:06:13 AM
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Post by: dtq123 on August 08, 2015, 10:54:17 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 08, 2015, 01:04:45 AM


Nho hwan eez loyal.  Everywahn eez hereteec.
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on August 07, 2015, 10:53:17 PM

Is this a new meme? -3-
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2015, 11:45:42 AM
Quote from: dtq123 on August 08, 2015, 10:54:17 AM
Is this a new meme? -3-
Cultist-chan is an old character dating back at least 2009.  Mr-Culexus on Deviantart did a comic series featuring her and an extremely jaded chaos marine who got stuck with her.  An odd couple sort of thing.

The "WE CAPTOORED IT FOR CHOAS!" thing is from Dawn of War.  The cultists there were fawning and enthusiastic to the extreme.
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Post by: dtq123 on August 08, 2015, 05:17:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 08, 2015, 11:45:42 AM
Cultist-chan is an old character dating back at least 2009.  Mr-Culexus on Deviantart did a comic series featuring her and an extremely jaded chaos marine who got stuck with her.  An odd couple sort of thing.

The "WE CAPTOORED IT FOR CHOAS!" thing is from Dawn of War.  The cultists there were fawning and enthusiastic to the extreme.
I knew it had to be pagan. Now where's da hentai.

No seriously, I thought this was a hentai character o3o
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Post by: kilodelta on August 09, 2015, 12:22:55 PM
This is how I really think about cats.



Have you ever actually looked a cat in the eyes? Pure evil I tell you...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2015, 01:04:30 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 09, 2015, 01:19:50 PM
Only in England.
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Post by: Green Bottle on August 10, 2015, 11:49:31 AM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 10, 2015, 12:57:34 PM
He's got an alien on his head, what's the big deal?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 11, 2015, 04:06:19 AM


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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 11, 2015, 09:03:10 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 11, 2015, 11:29:32 AM
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Post by: peacewithoutgod on August 11, 2015, 03:24:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mYAHV3B.jpg
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Post by: dtq123 on August 11, 2015, 04:47:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 11, 2015, 04:06:19 AM

1. Jesus was killed but didn't die!
2. Facts don't mean something is moral! (i.e "Nature Teaches us to kill for selfish gain")
3. Some people don't know what birthdays are!

I'm am deeply offended! :eyes:
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Post by: kilodelta on August 11, 2015, 04:56:29 PM
I have a new catch phrase for work.

"Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2015, 01:59:29 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 12, 2015, 05:53:53 PM
Slow news day?
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Post by: Agramon on August 13, 2015, 02:53:53 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 14, 2015, 11:12:03 AM
"The Picture of Dorian Grape"




:rotflmao:
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2015, 01:58:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 15, 2015, 03:13:47 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2015, 07:55:45 AM
I'm not up on pop culture, can you explain that one, please?
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 15, 2015, 08:18:12 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2015, 07:55:45 AM
I'm not up on pop culture, can you explain that one, please?
I'm with the Chief on that one.
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Post by: aitm on August 15, 2015, 09:51:30 AM
either the debt makes them feel like flying a jet into a couple buildings, or they feel like a building about to be hit by a jet,,,,poor emojis for sure but thats as good as I can see it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2015, 10:06:23 AM
Quote from: aitm on August 15, 2015, 09:51:30 AM
either the debt makes them feel like flying a jet into a couple buildings, or they feel like a building about to be hit by a jet,,,,poor emojis for sure but thats as good as I can see it.
Ah, that works. But what's that grey bar above that?
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Post by: dtq123 on August 15, 2015, 10:29:17 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2015, 10:06:23 AM
Ah, that works. But what's that grey bar above that?
Censorship of Name
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2015, 10:48:59 AM
Quote from: dtq123 on August 15, 2015, 10:29:17 AM
Censorship of Name
Merci beau coup.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2015, 04:14:54 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2015, 07:55:45 AM
I'm not up on pop culture, can you explain that one, please?
9/11 reference and facetious response to a perceived attempt at pandering to "youth voters" by the Clinton campaign.
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Post by: kilodelta on August 18, 2015, 04:55:27 PM
I had one of these in my house... I didn't realize it was for spaghetti. I thought it measured other things...

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2015, 05:32:30 PM
Green square.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2015, 12:05:54 PM


Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 19, 2015, 12:28:34 PM
I doubt that's 100% true.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2015, 04:04:48 PM
^ direct quote from Locutus of Borg, fyi.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 19, 2015, 05:05:34 PM
Meanwhile, at Hogwarts:
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Post by: kilodelta on August 19, 2015, 11:00:42 PM
Repost?!

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Post by: Green Bottle on August 20, 2015, 12:39:27 PM




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Post by: kilodelta on August 20, 2015, 02:45:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2015, 03:59:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 22, 2015, 04:21:36 AM


To be honest, I kinda feel bad for Jared.  All he wanted to do was get into a smaller pair of pants.  :P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 22, 2015, 07:38:39 AM
Happily, I didn't growd up there.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2015, 03:17:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2015, 10:06:50 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 26, 2015, 08:09:40 AM
"Release the Kraken!" It's what you do.
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on August 26, 2015, 10:16:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 25, 2015, 10:06:50 PM

"YOU DAMN KIDS GET THE HELL OFFA MY LAWN!!"
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 26, 2015, 10:53:19 AM
Parenting None-O-None.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2015, 07:02:59 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 26, 2015, 07:07:53 PM
Which one are we on?
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Post by: kilodelta on August 26, 2015, 07:09:43 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 26, 2015, 07:07:53 PM
Which one are we on?

I'm on Earth. I think the rest of you all are on the Earth. I'll wave. Tell me if you can see me from Earth.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 26, 2015, 07:27:36 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on August 26, 2015, 07:09:43 PM
I'm on Earth. I think the rest of you all are on the Earth. I'll wave. Tell me if you can see me from Earth.
All I can say is that you are well grounded.
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Post by: kilodelta on August 26, 2015, 09:18:10 PM
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Post by: jonb on August 26, 2015, 10:05:20 PM
Fracking along the Maryland coast has created a leak and now the oceans are shrinking!

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 27, 2015, 07:19:37 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2015, 01:42:20 AM


Also, India and Cuba deserve some recognition.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2015, 07:29:02 AM
Texan in a vegetative state?
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on August 28, 2015, 09:43:50 PM
Yo! As the resident ex-Texan, I'm the only one who's allowed to make dumb Texan jokes!
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Post by: aitm on August 28, 2015, 10:43:29 PM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on August 28, 2015, 09:43:50 PM
Yo! As the resident ex-Texan, I'm the only one who's allowed to make dumb Texan jokes!


whoa whoa my friend, I spent 12 years in the scrotum of the Texas….Lubbock. I claim rights to belittle the inhabitants as well.
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Post by: stromboli on August 29, 2015, 11:46:09 AM
                                             
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 29, 2015, 12:25:01 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on August 29, 2015, 08:43:32 PM
QuoteYo! As the resident ex-Texan, I'm the only one who's allowed to make dumb Texan jokes!

22- year Texan here, I have rights too you know!
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on August 30, 2015, 12:03:46 AM
The two of you will have to fill out an application...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 30, 2015, 03:53:10 AM


Those clever bastards.
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Post by: aitm on August 30, 2015, 09:40:53 AM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on August 30, 2015, 12:03:46 AM
The two of you will have to fill out an application...

Well Shir lives there still so I guess we would have to fill out the app…..dagnubbit.
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Post by: Solitary on August 30, 2015, 11:18:58 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on August 30, 2015, 04:52:44 PM
It'sa me!

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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on September 02, 2015, 11:32:32 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/Trump%20butter_zpsztjeos9r.jpg.html)

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Post by: dtq123 on September 02, 2015, 12:27:45 PM
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on September 02, 2015, 11:32:32 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/Trump%20butter_zpsztjeos9r.jpg.html)
Both are a large lump of fat :eyes:
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2015, 12:46:34 PM
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on September 02, 2015, 05:18:09 PM
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on September 02, 2015, 11:32:32 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/Trump%20butter_zpsztjeos9r.jpg.html)


Is this a repudiation of Trump or vegan butter?
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on September 03, 2015, 06:08:31 AM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on September 02, 2015, 05:18:09 PM
Is this a repudiation of Trump or vegan butter?

Take your pick.  They're both greasy and tasteless.
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on September 03, 2015, 12:50:38 PM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/davis-timeline1_zpsb1gy6qwu.jpg.html)
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2015, 01:25:43 PM


It'll never catch on.
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Post by: kilodelta on September 04, 2015, 11:41:57 PM
Esoteric laugh.

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Post by: kilodelta on September 05, 2015, 12:06:00 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 05, 2015, 12:26:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2015, 01:00:51 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on September 04, 2015, 11:41:57 PMEsoteric laugh.
That problem is easily solved.  Master Chief over there can just flip it over.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2015, 01:04:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2015, 02:35:38 AM


The survivor population would diminish over time.  Early survivor populations would rapidly decline, but veteran survivor populations would decline very slowly.

But, on the other hand, the military would have phenomenal k/d ratios.  Biters would basically be the easiest enemy they've ever faced and they're both well equipped and well trained to take care of the problem.

I give it a couple months, tops.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 05, 2015, 09:35:15 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 05, 2015, 01:04:17 AM

That reminds me of some of the jokes making the rounds in my college days--
Why do Italian flies have wings?  To beat the Italians to the trash cans. (Insert whatever ethnic group you wish)
What is the smallest book in the world?  Book of French war heroes.
How can you tell the bride in a Polish wedding?  She is wearing a clean bowling shirt.

Somehow, they don't seem as funny as they did then.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2015, 02:40:02 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 06, 2015, 03:13:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2015, 02:10:56 AM
How to confuse a redneck:

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Post by: Shiranu on September 07, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 07, 2015, 02:10:56 AM
How to confuse a redneck:



Fuck, even I'm confused.
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Post by: aitm on September 07, 2015, 11:36:59 AM
Might be the Made in China thing, but thats a guess.
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Post by: stromboli on September 07, 2015, 12:00:21 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 07, 2015, 12:05:53 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 07, 2015, 03:47:46 AM
Fuck, even I'm confused.
Muslim extremist (obviously, there's Arabic writing on it) produced racially offensive jewelry for kids. Gotta be some kind of trick.
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Post by: aitm on September 07, 2015, 06:48:33 PM
Oh! Hell rednecks don't recognize a clever limerick and you think they know what arabic looks like? But then again….sonofbitch….neither did I….er……...
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2015, 12:08:40 AM
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Post by: stromboli on September 08, 2015, 12:54:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2015, 01:38:35 PM
^ beat me too it.  And in all honesty, that's basically my reaction.

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Post by: kilodelta on September 08, 2015, 04:49:31 PM
Man... when will the government finally illegalize dihydrogen monoxide... How many people have to die first? Wake up sheeple!
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Post by: stromboli on September 08, 2015, 05:08:36 PM
Used to be an addict.... weaned myself with increasing doses of caffeine in various forms.
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Post by: aitm on September 08, 2015, 05:31:39 PM
I drink booze which has like, almost no dihydroxi…whatchamacallit stuff.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 08, 2015, 08:51:15 PM
Quote from: aitm on September 08, 2015, 05:31:39 PM
I drink booze which has like, almost no dihydroxi…whatchamacallit stuff.
Dimethylbromide?
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Post by: Poison Tree on September 09, 2015, 01:18:27 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 08, 2015, 01:38:35 PM

My sister has a 7week old (her first) so she's been getting this type of advice. "If you leave him too flat (horizontal) while feeding him the milk will run into his ears and cause an infection."

Maybe she prefers paranoid advice to the way she was treated as an inanimate incubator while pregnant--every time she talked to her mother-in-law every question that should have been directed to my sister was asked of the (unborn) baby: "Is the baby feeling nauseous this morning?" As a fetus in the first trimester the baby does not feel anything. I, however, am nauseated by the question.
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Post by: stromboli on September 09, 2015, 11:40:36 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2015, 12:08:52 PM






North Carolina.  Come for the meth.  Stay because you sold your car for meth.
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Post by: stromboli on September 10, 2015, 11:11:17 AM
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Post by: stromboli on September 10, 2015, 11:32:35 AM


For all the happy (and hopefully fulfilled) gay men on the forum.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2015, 12:35:18 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on September 10, 2015, 02:07:02 PM
Just give them the ol' sarami.

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Post by: stromboli on September 11, 2015, 11:31:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2015, 04:34:18 AM
How I imagine europeans react when I tell them stuff in imperial units:

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Post by: stromboli on September 12, 2015, 12:38:30 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2015, 12:39:43 PM
God killed every kitten in the world except two that day.
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Post by: stromboli on September 12, 2015, 03:36:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2015, 12:39:43 PM
God killed every kitten in the world except two that day.

And that is just fucking cruel. Bad god.
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on September 12, 2015, 05:15:03 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2015, 12:39:43 PM
God killed every kitten in the world except two that day.
He also saved fleas, ticks, mosquitos, and every disease and parasite in the world.
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Post by: Shiranu on September 12, 2015, 06:41:36 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 13, 2015, 08:00:13 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 13, 2015, 09:37:58 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 13, 2015, 08:00:13 AM

Damn!  I had forgotten that description--right on!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 13, 2015, 10:00:15 AM
I was reading SIASL the other day and my wife was wondering why I was laughing so hard. I showed her the bit where Mike is invited to see the Archbishop and she immediately got it.
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Post by: kilodelta on September 15, 2015, 05:42:11 PM
Ha! They gave me the same thing when I made trilobite on this forum.

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Post by: Aletheia on September 15, 2015, 11:20:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2015, 02:06:17 AM
Why aliens really visit the Earth:

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Post by: stromboli on September 16, 2015, 07:11:28 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 17, 2015, 10:55:32 AM
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Post by: Aletheia on September 17, 2015, 11:09:36 AM


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Post by: kilodelta on September 17, 2015, 04:12:17 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 17, 2015, 08:20:40 PM
This reference may be too young for most of yall :P.

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2015, 04:06:53 AM
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Post by: stromboli on September 18, 2015, 09:34:07 AM
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Post by: aitm on September 18, 2015, 09:37:32 AM
Good one strom. I FB'd it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2015, 12:19:02 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 18, 2015, 03:37:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 18, 2015, 12:19:02 PM

Whatever a puppy of that age does is cute beyond words.  Well, except chew up any piece of paper that they can find or pee and crap everywhere!  I feel that up close and personal right now, for we are in the middle of raising a 6 mo. puppy mix, rescued of course.  And she loves paper--or anything she can get her teeth on--and the potty training is going slowly.  But she is cute as hell!!  And just as lovable.   I had forgotten the lack of sleep one gets when puppy joins you in bed (almost the same as raising a baby)--one constant pee patrol. :)
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Post by: Green Bottle on September 18, 2015, 03:56:06 PM






:d030: :singing: :laugh: :beer:
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Post by: stromboli on September 18, 2015, 05:58:39 PM
I see you've discovered our new smileys, GB.

:bravo_2:
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 19, 2015, 12:35:22 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 19, 2015, 04:04:36 AM
Deviled ham bedevils town:

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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on September 19, 2015, 05:47:09 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/atheist%20jihad_zpsvjj3brwf.jpg.html)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 19, 2015, 06:28:44 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 19, 2015, 08:24:58 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on September 19, 2015, 12:35:22 AM

OMG!!!!  Talk about spitting your coffee out!!! 
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2015, 11:01:20 PM
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Post by: stromboli on September 22, 2015, 06:27:54 PM
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Post by: stromboli on September 22, 2015, 08:20:28 PM
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Post by: stromboli on September 22, 2015, 09:15:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2015, 11:30:01 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 23, 2015, 06:19:04 AM
This sculpture made by Isaac Cordal in Berlin, Germany is called "Politicians Debating Global Warming".

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Post by: Green Bottle on September 23, 2015, 06:53:27 AM
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Post by: Sal1981 on September 23, 2015, 09:12:12 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on September 23, 2015, 10:34:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 25, 2015, 02:21:13 AM


When SJW comes into play, its caster must choose a pronoun.  Whenever a spell or effect targets this card, its controller must say the correct pronoun or the spell or effect will fizzle.
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Post by: stromboli on September 25, 2015, 11:01:28 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 25, 2015, 11:27:11 AM
With a "Monster" logo in the back window?
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Post by: stromboli on September 25, 2015, 12:15:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 25, 2015, 11:27:11 AM
With a "Monster" logo in the back window?

Yeah. The irony.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 25, 2015, 12:28:23 PM
Quote from: stromboli on September 25, 2015, 12:15:16 PM
Yeah. The irony.
Crazy church lady says the whole can has "Satanic" markings. The Youtube is a hoot.
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on September 25, 2015, 05:27:48 PM
Quote from: stromboli on September 25, 2015, 11:01:28 AM

Then fund the space program.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on September 25, 2015, 11:40:29 PM
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Post by: stromboli on September 26, 2015, 02:26:16 AM
I know, I saw that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2015, 03:08:34 AM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on September 26, 2015, 06:34:07 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/Pope%20potato_zpsfzd1yfy3.jpg.html)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 26, 2015, 06:46:37 AM
"Papa" is "potato" in Spanish. It's also "father", depending on how you pronounce it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 26, 2015, 07:05:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8sPBsR9Lo
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on September 26, 2015, 11:39:39 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 26, 2015, 06:46:37 AM
"Papa" is "potato" in Spanish. It's also "father", depending on how you pronounce it.

Yes. Hence the humour......
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 26, 2015, 04:39:21 PM
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on September 26, 2015, 11:39:39 AM
Yes. Hence the humour......
Just explaining it to those who haven't had the joy of learning Spanish.
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Post by: stromboli on September 26, 2015, 04:54:47 PM
Si.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2015, 02:42:07 AM
Spanish fluency is a lifesaver.  My roommate and I were in a Mexican restaurant and they give us chips with that crappy super mild gringo salsa.  He asked for hot salsa in Spanish and they came back out with the real deal.  It was like someone harvested habaneros from a garden in hell and diced em with lime, garlic, and red onions.  Amazing stuff.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2015, 02:42:22 AM


It's hard to read, but the command is "sudo rm -rf /*".  It supercharges any apple or linux product.  We're talking increased battery life, faster apps, more secure internet connection, etc.  This command is guaranteed to please any Apple enthusiast.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 27, 2015, 04:50:14 AM
sudo get me a sandwich.
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on September 27, 2015, 05:55:11 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 26, 2015, 04:39:21 PM
Just explaining it to those who haven't had the joy of learning Spanish.

Fair call, sir.  :great:

(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/christians%20from%20jews_zpsc0ksxgxe.jpg.html)
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Post by: stromboli on September 27, 2015, 08:54:50 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 27, 2015, 02:42:07 AM
Spanish fluency is a lifesaver.  My roommate and I were in a Mexican restaurant and they give us chips with that crappy super mild gringo salsa.  He asked for hot salsa in Spanish and they came back out with the real deal.  It was like someone harvested habaneros from a garden in hell and diced em with lime, garlic, and red onions.  Amazing stuff.

tl;dr- went to Mexico with an acquaintance from Colombia- he was a contractor who was taking an illegal back to Mexico. Spent 4 days around Hermocillo. Also drove all the way out to the Baja to go swimming.

Memo: do not dine with a Hispanic in a Mexican restaurant. Also don't make the mistake of saying "I'll have what you have". The waiter gave us a "salsa" that had no odor and was almost white in color. That shit was so hot it boiled the inside of my mouth all the way to my intestines.

He also told me how to pick a safe restaurant in border towns. Check out back and look for cats. If you see them, they are not on the menu.
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Post by: stromboli on September 28, 2015, 10:08:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2015, 12:26:45 AM


Marketing chair here:  We promised them a domed city that could house up to a million people.  Is Wednesday okay?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2015, 02:39:42 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 29, 2015, 04:33:00 PM
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on September 26, 2015, 06:34:07 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/Pope%20potato_zpsfzd1yfy3.jpg.html)
I looked for Waldo in there, but couldn't find him!  :party0036:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 29, 2015, 04:34:02 PM
He's under the Pope's dress.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 29, 2015, 04:41:12 PM


I think Satan's winning...
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 29, 2015, 07:19:37 PM
These are ugly, but without them we'd be buried under many meters of dead bodies!



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Post by: Poison Tree on September 29, 2015, 11:41:27 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 29, 2015, 04:41:12 PM


I think Satan's winning...
Is Jesus wearing a fake beard?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2015, 11:57:16 PM


Plus, he parts his hair on the wrong side.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 30, 2015, 12:27:21 AM
Quote from: Poison Tree on September 29, 2015, 11:41:27 PM
Is Jesus wearing a fake beard?
Any why is he arm-wrestling an oni?
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 30, 2015, 08:32:41 AM
Quote from: Poison Tree on September 29, 2015, 11:41:27 PM
Is Jesus wearing a fake beard?
Of course--he is a fake person, so any beard would be fake as well. :)
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Post by: josephpalazzo on September 30, 2015, 09:29:33 AM
(http://s243.photobucket.com/user/josephpalazzo/media/Religion-cult-crazy.jpg.html)
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Post by: stromboli on September 30, 2015, 11:36:38 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 30, 2015, 01:50:17 PM
Quote from: stromboli on September 30, 2015, 11:36:38 AM

It's the fuckening!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 30, 2015, 06:13:23 PM


Guatemala City, Kuwait City, Mexico City, and Panama City...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 30, 2015, 06:51:31 PM
Suffragette City.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 01, 2015, 11:26:48 AM
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Post by: FaithIsFilth on October 01, 2015, 08:23:50 PM
  :rotflmao:
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on October 01, 2015, 11:11:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 30, 2015, 06:13:23 PM


Guatemala City, Kuwait City, Mexico City, and Panama City...
Honestly, it would be much more logical if the capital of each state was "[state] city".
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Post by: Shiranu on October 01, 2015, 11:28:23 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on October 01, 2015, 11:11:46 PM
Honestly, it would be much more logical if the capital of each state was "[state] city".

Sounds terrible though. Austin is badass, Texas City just sounds... bleh. Same with Sacramento or Santa Fe.
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on October 01, 2015, 11:58:40 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on October 01, 2015, 11:28:23 PM
Sounds terrible though. Austin is badass, Texas City just sounds... bleh. Same with Sacramento or Santa Fe.
I never said it would sound good, just that it would be logical. I like the name Atlanta. "Georgia City" just sounds like a town full of rednecks.
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on October 02, 2015, 06:46:05 AM
Mississippi City. Um.... yeah.....  :s_laugh:
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2015, 01:25:31 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 03, 2015, 07:42:51 AM
Stealing that one.
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Post by: caseagainstfaith on October 03, 2015, 04:05:05 PM
Just FYI, there is a "Texas City".  It's a small to medium sized city.  Its kinda known for oil plants blowing up.  A couple of major plant explosions were in Texas City.  Its between Houston and Galveston.
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Post by: Shiranu on October 03, 2015, 08:02:01 PM
Quote from: caseagainstfaith on October 03, 2015, 04:05:05 PM
Just FYI, there is a "Texas City".  It's a small to medium sized city.  Its kinda known for oil plants blowing up.  A couple of major plant explosions were in Texas City.  Its between Houston and Galveston.

Knew it sounded familiar. for a city... okay, it doesn't sound terrible, but as a capital...nah.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 04, 2015, 03:32:27 AM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 04, 2015, 08:27:41 AM
There's a "Michigan City", which, of course, is in Indiana.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 04, 2015, 04:11:23 PM
Me yesterday:



Enjoy the rain, South Carolina!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2015, 05:20:37 AM


Twice the beaches!
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on October 05, 2015, 06:12:23 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/jesus%20power%20boat_zpsn92mzmge.jpg.html)
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on October 05, 2015, 06:16:29 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/jesus%20nailgun_zpsstgq7ttp.jpg.html)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2015, 04:06:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2015, 04:23:08 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 07, 2015, 06:21:24 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 08, 2015, 11:29:58 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 08, 2015, 01:35:59 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 29, 2015, 04:41:12 PM


I think Satan's winning...

I swear Jesus is about to jump and start to kiss Satan passionately.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 08, 2015, 01:37:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2015, 11:56:55 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2015, 03:45:36 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 15, 2015, 10:51:44 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 15, 2015, 10:56:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 16, 2015, 03:21:06 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 17, 2015, 12:16:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2015, 01:32:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2015, 02:16:20 PM


"Annie, yousa not gonna believe it!  Meesa all sparkly glowie!  Now weesa gonna have all de time to spend together!  I love you, Annie!  Yeeeah!"
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on October 19, 2015, 06:24:21 PM
^


If only Obiwan and Qui-Gon Jinn ate Jar Jar instead of following him...
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 21, 2015, 09:54:34 AM
Yes
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 21, 2015, 04:25:37 PM
It looks like the guy playing the black pieces is winning...





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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 21, 2015, 05:10:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2015, 12:01:35 AM
It's also Time Cop day.  But nothing significant happened today thanks to Time Cop.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 22, 2015, 08:03:34 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 22, 2015, 08:25:41 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on October 22, 2015, 08:03:34 AM

That really isn't funny!  And I'd give 2 gallons!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2015, 08:54:55 AM
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Post by: jonb on October 22, 2015, 09:22:11 PM
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Post by: stromboli on October 23, 2015, 09:21:34 AM
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Post by: stromboli on October 23, 2015, 09:32:51 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 23, 2015, 09:42:05 AM
Quote from: jonb on October 22, 2015, 09:22:11 PM


:rotflmao:

If his smile wasn't a give away, it would be funnier. But probbaly creepy. He does look like he knows what he is doing. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2015, 01:29:42 PM


Mosquito lands on groom's face during wedding
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Post by: Rajhoul on October 23, 2015, 08:03:11 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2015, 01:09:59 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 27, 2015, 01:05:00 AM
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Post by: pr126 on October 28, 2015, 12:04:14 PM


Burning infidel technology whilst filming it on camera phones and posting it online.

Islam. A special kind of thinking...
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 28, 2015, 01:20:48 PM
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on October 28, 2015, 09:59:07 PM
*Facepalm"

Vegetarians eat plants, which are in the plant kingdom.  They refuse animals, which are in the animal kingdom.  That means they eat life just like all other animals do.

Bacteria, viruses, and protozoa are not in the animal kingdom, so vegetarians are not forbidden to eat them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 28, 2015, 10:05:15 PM
That's the joke.  Maybe I could see a super hardcore Jain worry about something like that, but a vegetarian?  Nope.  And to be perfectly honest, anyone seriously concerned about ingesting bacteria has got to be insane.  Bacteria live and die in huge numbers in the body just as a matter of course.  This is water "purity" marketing run amok.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 28, 2015, 11:48:06 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 29, 2015, 12:05:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 29, 2015, 01:15:34 PM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on October 29, 2015, 03:52:26 PM
Quote from: pr126 on October 28, 2015, 12:04:14 PM


Burning infidel technology whilst filming it on camera phones and posting it online.

Islam. A special kind of thinking...

And not a flat panel tv among them.  At least they're burning the right shit   :Woot_Emoticon:
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 29, 2015, 07:51:13 PM
Got to be Alaska.

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2015, 02:39:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2015, 05:00:16 AM
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Post by: Bruno on October 31, 2015, 11:21:29 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2015, 02:23:34 PM


Win-win for me.
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Post by: Shiranu on October 31, 2015, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 31, 2015, 02:23:34 PM


Win-win for me.

Yeah, sriracha anything is good imo... ANYTHING.
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Post by: Bruno on October 31, 2015, 06:30:21 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on October 31, 2015, 03:08:38 PM
Yeah, sriracha anything is good imo... ANYTHING.

I have a strange desire to try one of these...I have the sriracha, just need a good pÄ...czek to fill.
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Post by: Green Bottle on October 31, 2015, 07:13:13 PM


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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 31, 2015, 11:05:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2015, 11:10:02 PM
Quote from: Green Bottle on October 31, 2015, 07:13:13 PM
*kook
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 31, 2015, 11:13:19 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on October 31, 2015, 11:05:24 PM

What you really do is whip out your antimaterial rifle with explosive charges and blow the fucker out of the sky!!!
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Post by: FinalSomnia on November 01, 2015, 10:44:00 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 31, 2015, 11:13:19 PM
What you really do is whip out your antimaterial rifle with explosive charges and blow the fucker out of the sky!!!
I had one of the rare sniper rifles that was particularly effective at finishing these fuckers off from a distance
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 01, 2015, 02:25:14 PM
Quote from: FinalSomnia on November 01, 2015, 10:44:00 AM
I had one of the rare sniper rifles that was particularly effective at finishing these fuckers off from a distance
Yeah, those are good too.  Was that the one from the Sniper's Nest in the locked locker?  That one would work I'm sure.  And I've often had the gauss rifle that the mercenaries were carrying.  But the explosive charge antimaterial rifle is the most consistent--for me.
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Post by: FinalSomnia on November 01, 2015, 02:37:35 PM
That was the one, I just forget the name of it. Gimme a second... Gobi Campaign sniper rifle, according to the interwebs.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 01, 2015, 02:48:31 PM
Quote from: FinalSomnia on November 01, 2015, 02:37:35 PM
That was the one, I just forget the name of it. Gimme a second... Gobi Campaign sniper rifle, according to the interwebs.
Yes, that is it's name.  Great rifle.  Veronica beats them in the head and I shoot their wings; love team work. :)
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 04, 2015, 04:35:04 PM
Courtesy of my 70 something aunt on Facebook today.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2015, 08:17:08 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2015, 06:46:35 AM
Food for thought.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2015, 03:12:37 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2015, 06:30:12 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 06, 2015, 03:12:37 AM

Worked for the Jackson Five.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2015, 12:39:54 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 06, 2015, 01:18:12 PM








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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2015, 12:26:56 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on November 10, 2015, 11:59:22 AM
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on November 10, 2015, 02:36:57 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mt. Tushmore:

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Post by: Aletheia on November 10, 2015, 07:15:05 PM
The problem with argumentum ad populum:

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Post by: gentle_dissident on November 10, 2015, 07:22:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2015, 03:05:57 AM
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Post by: pr126 on November 11, 2015, 03:09:20 AM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on November 10, 2015, 02:36:57 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mt. Tushmore:



Are they facing Mekka?
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Post by: pr126 on November 11, 2015, 08:52:25 AM
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on November 11, 2015, 09:20:17 AM
Quote from: pr126 on November 11, 2015, 03:09:20 AM
Are they facing Mekka?
Seriously?

They're facing away from Canada. It's the Canadian view of Mt. Rushmore.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2015, 01:03:32 PM
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Post by: pr126 on November 11, 2015, 02:30:44 PM
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Post by: pr126 on November 11, 2015, 02:32:34 PM
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Post by: pr126 on November 12, 2015, 10:17:26 AM




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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 14, 2015, 07:26:42 AM
Found one!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 14, 2015, 01:50:30 PM
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Post by: josephpalazzo on November 14, 2015, 02:01:21 PM
(http://s243.photobucket.com/user/josephpalazzo/media/islam_muslim_terror_school_004.jpg.html)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2015, 01:15:32 AM
Bloomingdale's advert:



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Post by: kilodelta on November 18, 2015, 05:49:40 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 18, 2015, 06:38:51 PM
Quote from: FinalSomnia on November 01, 2015, 10:44:00 AM
I had one of the rare sniper rifles that was particularly effective at finishing these fuckers off from a distance

I bet nun-chucks would work!

:33:
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Post by: aitm on November 18, 2015, 08:10:41 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 18, 2015, 06:38:51 PM
I bet nun-chucks would work!

I am equally agreed that one doesn't buy into the hollywood idea that whacking someone with sticks while at the same time risking your own life, is better than sitting 1000 yds out with a 50…..fuck them, the reason we kill them is because they need to be killed…not because we need to risk our life in order to kill the pieces of shit. If you are risking your life, you are giving them a chance you can't afford.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 18, 2015, 08:21:47 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 18, 2015, 06:38:51 PM
I bet nun-chucks would work!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 19, 2015, 07:26:31 PM
This one may be here somewhere already, but I haven't the time to search and see...


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Post by: Unbeliever on November 19, 2015, 07:29:12 PM
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Post by: peacewithoutgod on November 19, 2015, 11:03:03 PM
Quote from: Nam on July 28, 2014, 10:54:07 AM
You do realize rock is a mixture of jazz, blues, country, and r&b, swing, etc., right? Without any of those, rock probably wouldn't exist. That's why country artists can cross over to rock without much effort; and why some blues can be seen in the genre of rock.

-Nam

I suppose thrash metal is really bebop.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2015, 01:52:03 AM
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Post by: Sal1981 on November 20, 2015, 02:19:32 AM
(http://oglaf.com/penpals/)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2015, 01:18:55 PM
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Post by: Mr_C on November 22, 2015, 12:20:00 AM
http://explosm.net/comics/4124


Sent from my iPhone using your literal mother
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Post by: aitm on November 22, 2015, 12:22:14 AM
Quote from: Mr_C on November 22, 2015, 12:20:00 AM
http://explosm.net/comics/4124


Sent from my iPhone using your literal mother

Mr C ! How very nice to see you again. I hope life is treating you well.
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Post by: Mr_C on November 22, 2015, 12:24:10 AM

Quote from: aitm on November 22, 2015, 12:22:14 AM
Mr C ! How very nice to see you again. I hope life is treating you well.
You as well my friend.


Sent from my iPhone using your literal mother
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2015, 01:12:04 AM
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Post by: pr126 on November 22, 2015, 03:16:04 AM
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Post by: pr126 on November 22, 2015, 03:22:13 AM
Hey Mr_C how are you?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2015, 02:56:41 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2015, 05:46:55 AM
Didn't South Park already cover "DP"?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2015, 03:36:36 AM


Corrections:

Google taught me to [advert from doubleclick delivered with creepily accurate personal details]
Tumblr taught me to hate CIS-gendered scum and how to pretend to be a transracial genderfluid special snowflake.
YouTube taught me to hate comment sections.  By the way, like and subscribe!
Vine taught me [lame 3 second joke]
Deviantart taught me how to draw furry porn.
Blogger taught me that people have more to say than ideas to express.
Facebook taught me that everyone I've ever known in real life is an absolute loon.
Instagram taught me what douchebags have for breakfast.
Etsy taught me that people are willing to buy homemade candles shaped like human feces.
Twitter taught me to basically give up on humanity.  #apocalypse #now #likerightnow
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2015, 07:46:17 AM
And 4chan?
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Post by: Sal1981 on November 27, 2015, 09:20:36 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2015, 07:46:17 AM
And 4chan?
Depravity.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2015, 09:24:34 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on November 27, 2015, 09:20:36 AM
Depravity.
I did 20 years in the USN, I teach depravity at the college level.
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on November 27, 2015, 09:25:15 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2015, 07:46:17 AM
And 4chan?
4chan taught me to laugh at the most horrible things humanity has to offer, and then masturbate to them.
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Post by: FinalSomnia on November 28, 2015, 01:32:42 AM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on November 27, 2015, 09:25:15 PM
4chan taught me to laugh at the most horrible things humanity has to offer, and then masturbate to them.
You will never find a more succinct definition of how to react to 4chan than this.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2015, 02:31:58 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 30, 2015, 10:38:57 AM
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Post by: peacewithoutgod on November 30, 2015, 01:09:45 PM
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Post by: peacewithoutgod on November 30, 2015, 02:03:30 PM
Facebook isn't showing urls to photos, and this site still won't let me do a simple upload of pictures I created - WTF???
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2015, 02:39:30 PM


Based off solely this information
Best countries:  Greenland, Iceland, Denmark, Sweden, Norway
Worst countries:  Algeria, Libya, Bosnia, Australia
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Post by: mauricio on November 30, 2015, 10:24:34 PM
I had a dream... a beautiful one...

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Post by: peacewithoutgod on December 02, 2015, 12:12:38 AM
Who's afraid of evolution?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 02, 2015, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 30, 2015, 02:39:30 PM


Based off solely this information
Best countries:  Greenland, Iceland, Denmark, Sweden, Norway
Worst countries:  Algeria, Libya, Bosnia, Australia

What? "Relaxing"? Wha...? I...? What?
Beer. Fries. Chocolats. Or even "Unnecessary amounts/layers of governments" (seriously it's ridiculous over here). Hell, I'll take "Chauvinism" or "dullness". We are quite dull and chauvinistic. But is that even a stereotype? People here tend to consume loads of antidepressants, are constantly bitching about everything (look at me, I'm bitching about something as trivial as this! :p) and we have a relatively high suicide rate. We'd sooner be called worried little rat-faced cowards before we could be called 'relaxed'.

Srsly though, pic made me lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2015, 01:49:23 AM
It works.  Amsterdam is pretty chill.  :P
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 07, 2015, 05:30:19 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 07, 2015, 05:41:16 AM
"I celebrate the Winter Solstice, when Ra swings his chariot once more to the North."
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 07, 2015, 05:52:11 AM
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Post by: dtq123 on December 08, 2015, 06:28:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 21, 2015, 01:18:55 PM

May or may not be relevant:
https://www.petakillsanimals.com/
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on December 08, 2015, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: dtq123 on December 08, 2015, 06:28:01 PM
May or may not be relevant:
https://www.petakillsanimals.com/
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Post by: dtq123 on December 08, 2015, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on December 08, 2015, 07:37:22 PM

It's real...
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Post by: Shiranu on December 08, 2015, 09:23:31 PM
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Post by: aitm on December 08, 2015, 09:36:11 PM
Quote from: dtq123 on December 08, 2015, 08:18:10 PM
It's real...
Me either, i ain't going there.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 08, 2015, 10:10:34 PM


"Halp meeee" - cat
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on December 08, 2015, 10:22:18 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 08, 2015, 09:23:31 PM

Take your serious business elsewhere!
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Post by: Shiranu on December 08, 2015, 10:31:27 PM
QuoteTake your serious business elsewhere!

Ney.



I find it funny because it is over-the-top... of course Trump isn't really like Hitler... but it's still close enough to have a shred of... "wait a minute"... to it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2015, 03:32:04 AM
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Post by: dtq123 on December 09, 2015, 06:37:49 AM
Dark Humor... Again...

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2015, 11:31:32 AM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 09, 2015, 02:42:47 PM
Whether you believe in big spooky or not there is a point..
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Post by: Aletheia on December 10, 2015, 10:36:16 PM


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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 11, 2015, 06:12:02 AM


'T is the season...
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Post by: Valigarmander on December 12, 2015, 06:16:58 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2015, 09:03:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2015, 01:48:24 PM


Meh, super-strength and flight totally makes it worth it.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 13, 2015, 07:41:05 PM
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Post by: Aletheia on December 14, 2015, 11:34:54 PM

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Post by: Green Bottle on December 15, 2015, 10:24:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2015, 11:20:11 AM
Quote from: Green Bottle on December 15, 2015, 10:24:21 AM

But it is silly and (probably) not real.  I shouldn't point that out?

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Post by: Unbeliever on December 15, 2015, 05:15:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2015, 04:15:41 AM


I also would've accepted the LOTR trilogy.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 16, 2015, 04:18:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2015, 04:50:31 AM
Explain a film plot badly

The Matrix:  computer hacker decides to spend less time online

Starship Troopers:  military responds to local bug problem

Resident Evil:  Umbrella company's new product goes viral

Memento:  I forget
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2015, 04:35:12 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2015, 05:47:46 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2015, 04:35:12 PM


Zilla's Rules for Marital Disputes.

1.  If, in the course of a marital dispute, the male finds out that he's wrong, he should apologize immediately.

2. If, in the course of a marital dispute, the male finds out that he's right, he should apologize immediately.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 17, 2015, 06:29:51 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2015, 05:47:46 PM
Zilla's Rules for Marital Disputes.

1.  If, in the course of a marital dispute, the male finds out that he's wrong, he should apologize immediately.

2. If, in the course of a marital dispute, the male finds out that he's right, he should apologize immediately.
A happy wife is a happy life!  Yep--and don't every forget it!
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Post by: Johan on December 17, 2015, 06:50:16 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 17, 2015, 06:29:51 PM
A happy wife is a happy life!
I work with people who like to toss this line out from time to time. Every time they say it, I have to restrain myself from responding with so in other words, your wife is an irrational unreasonable cunt.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2015, 06:56:51 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 17, 2015, 06:29:51 PM
A happy wife is a happy life!  Yep--and don't every forget it!
"Take it from a four time husband, don't ever stop dating your wife."
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 17, 2015, 09:33:20 PM
Quote from: Johan on December 17, 2015, 06:50:16 PM
I work with people who like to toss this line out from time to time. Every time they say it, I have to restrain myself from responding with so in other words, your wife is an irrational unreasonable cunt.
Why restrain yourself??  I'm sure all around you would say something like---"My, what a jolly good fellow you are, so full of whit and insight!"  Yeah, I'm sure that is what they would do.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on December 18, 2015, 10:40:48 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2015, 05:47:46 PM
Zilla's Rules for Marital Disputes.
Rule #1, we do not speak of Zilla.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 18, 2015, 12:55:13 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on December 18, 2015, 10:40:48 AM
Rule #1, we do not speak of Zilla.


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Post by: Shiranu on December 19, 2015, 06:27:26 AM


"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of prs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on December 19, 2015, 08:15:13 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 19, 2015, 06:27:26 AM


"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of prs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
But what beliefs did you give them? I can't get my hate on if there's no burkas to ban.
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Post by: Johan on December 19, 2015, 10:12:56 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 17, 2015, 09:33:20 PM
Why restrain yourself??  I'm sure all around you would say something like---"My, what a jolly good fellow you are, so full of whit and insight!"  Yeah, I'm sure that is what they would do.
In certain cases I have. Not in those exact words mind you. But I made the same point i.e. that what they're essentially saying is that they're living in a dysfunctional marriage and it sucks being them.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 19, 2015, 11:32:19 AM
Quote from: Johan on December 19, 2015, 10:12:56 AM
In certain cases I have. Not in those exact words mind you. But I made the same point i.e. that what they're essentially saying is that they're living in a dysfunctional marriage and it sucks being them.
Really??  You do make some assumptions, don't you.  What it means to me is a reminder that a marriage is not a one-way street.  My wife's happiness is as important to me as mine is.  I am not suggesting that she be the dictator in any aspect of our relationship.  If that were to be the case, she would be one unhappy woman; just as I would be if I were the dictator of our relationship.  If my wife is happy, then most likely so am I.  And visa-versa.  Marriage--give and take; giving room for the other to be themselves and happy (or at least content).  Being aware of both parts of the relationship.  So, that's what I mean when I say a happy wife is a happy life.

You assumptions shows me where you head is.  Hope you aren't married.
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Post by: stromboli on December 19, 2015, 12:43:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2015, 01:48:52 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on December 19, 2015, 02:32:59 PM
I think Christ-chan has become my new favorite meme.




Secretly a Warsie.
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Post by: Johan on December 19, 2015, 03:13:52 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 19, 2015, 11:32:19 AM
Really??  You do make some assumptions, don't you. 
No but you are. You are assuming the context of the conversation that took place before I said what I said. I on the other hand, didn't have to assume anything because I was, you know, there at the time.
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Post by: Mermaid on December 19, 2015, 04:07:56 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 19, 2015, 11:32:19 AM
Really??  You do make some assumptions, don't you.  What it means to me is a reminder that a marriage is not a one-way street.  My wife's happiness is as important to me as mine is.  I am not suggesting that she be the dictator in any aspect of our relationship.  If that were to be the case, she would be one unhappy woman; just as I would be if I were the dictator of our relationship.  If my wife is happy, then most likely so am I.  And visa-versa.  Marriage--give and take; giving room for the other to be themselves and happy (or at least content).  Being aware of both parts of the relationship.  So, that's what I mean when I say a happy wife is a happy life.

You assumptions shows me where you head is.  Hope you aren't married.
He is. To me. And he does a pretty damned good job at it for the reasons in this very post.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 19, 2015, 05:24:27 PM
Quote from: Mermaid on December 19, 2015, 04:07:56 PM
He is. To me. And he does a pretty damned good job at it for the reasons in this very post.
Very good.  I'm happy for the both of you.
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Post by: Baruch on December 19, 2015, 05:39:13 PM
Do married couples get extra "like" points if they both post?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 20, 2015, 01:23:24 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 20, 2015, 10:26:59 AM

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Post by: Green Bottle on December 20, 2015, 07:05:36 PM


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Post by: stromboli on December 20, 2015, 07:29:49 PM
Good one, GB. Good to see ya mate.
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Post by: Green Bottle on December 20, 2015, 07:46:05 PM
Awrite Stromboli gd to see ye, hope all is well ur end and you and the missus are keeping ok.
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Post by: stromboli on December 21, 2015, 04:54:45 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on December 21, 2015, 06:14:52 PM
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Post by: pr126 on December 22, 2015, 03:43:12 AM
https://www.facebook.com/jamie.glazov.7/posts/1667518530190576
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Post by: stromboli on December 22, 2015, 12:26:50 PM
Lol. I grew up in farm country. I know better than to mess with horses.
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Post by: stromboli on December 22, 2015, 12:28:38 PM


And note that these ladies are all showing their creativity and imagination in hairdos and dress.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2015, 03:20:27 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 04:29:51 PM
Quote from: stromboli on December 22, 2015, 12:28:38 PM


And note that these ladies are all showing their creativity and imagination in hairdos and dress.

Is that one in the middle a guy in drag?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 22, 2015, 04:46:04 PM
I saw the tall one on the left killed a red shirt once. Spock had to put "the grip" on him her to control the situation.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 04:48:31 PM

Meet the Fashion Santa (https://nowtoronto.com/news/think-free-blog/meet-toronto-s-fashion-santa/):


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Post by: Shiranu on December 22, 2015, 05:53:19 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 04:48:31 PM
Meet the Fashion Santa (https://nowtoronto.com/news/think-free-blog/meet-toronto-s-fashion-santa/):




A. Awww that's a nice story.
B. Damn I hope I look that good at his age...
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 06:03:40 PM
Yeah, I bet it's drinking Dos Equis that keeps him young.

:jook:
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 06:34:39 PM


"Oh, he gave me special instructions back of the pulpit Christmas Eve. He got to howlin' "Repent! Repent!" and I got to moanin' "Save me! Save me!" and the first thing I know he rammed the fear of God into me so fast I never heard my old man's footsteps!"
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 06:42:18 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 06:48:23 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 06:50:36 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 22, 2015, 07:05:13 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 22, 2015, 06:42:18 PM

Did Christianity prove any of those things wrong? And has nothing been proven wrong OR right about Christianity?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2015, 07:17:53 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 22, 2015, 07:05:13 PMAnd has nothing been proven wrong OR right about Christianity?
Some things were proven wrong, but that's just the literal reading.  Those verses were clearly metaphorical.  As for right, lots of things and you can't prove otherwise!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2015, 08:24:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 24, 2015, 10:40:09 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 24, 2015, 01:44:29 PM
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Post by: stromboli on December 25, 2015, 05:51:51 PM
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Post by: stromboli on December 25, 2015, 09:49:29 PM
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Post by: stromboli on December 26, 2015, 08:49:57 AM


GLORY HOLE FALLS, THE OZARKS. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THAT INFORMATION.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 26, 2015, 04:52:48 PM
Can we widen it a bit, I chafe easily.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2015, 11:36:06 PM
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on December 29, 2015, 05:29:24 PM

In front of our house..
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Post by: aitm on December 29, 2015, 10:24:18 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on December 29, 2015, 05:29:24 PM

In front of our house..
I love your humor.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2015, 11:58:55 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 30, 2015, 02:55:47 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2015, 11:36:06 PM


TR-8R is by far one of the best things to come out of the new Star Wars movie.
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Post by: Shiranu on December 30, 2015, 04:38:32 AM


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Post by: aitm on December 30, 2015, 08:24:56 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 29, 2015, 11:58:55 PM


well I think we should make that a nation wide billboard.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 30, 2015, 08:56:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 29, 2015, 11:58:55 PM

How about if one faces down and one faces forward?  That way it may keep one from tripping over something.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 30, 2015, 09:55:15 AM
Nice hi-beams, lady!
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Post by: stromboli on December 30, 2015, 09:58:34 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2015, 02:33:13 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 30, 2015, 03:52:46 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on December 30, 2015, 03:54:55 PM
Ah, that explains the footprints on the walls...
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 30, 2015, 04:23:14 PM
Quote from: stromboli on December 30, 2015, 09:58:34 AM


Looks like the very definition of "miscegenation."
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 30, 2015, 04:24:40 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 30, 2015, 03:52:46 PM


That's only 'cause the door locks don't work.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 30, 2015, 06:16:32 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 30, 2015, 06:23:11 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on December 30, 2015, 03:54:55 PM
Ah, that explains the footprints on the walls...
I'm not touching that seat.
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on December 31, 2015, 06:51:12 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/ISIS-dicks-800x4301_zpsai30lymu.jpg.html)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2015, 10:03:24 AM
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on December 31, 2015, 06:51:12 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/ISIS-dicks-800x4301_zpsai30lymu.jpg.html)
I think they could be had.
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Post by: stromboli on December 31, 2015, 10:28:22 AM
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Post by: stromboli on December 31, 2015, 10:31:44 AM
Bonus picture:

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Post by: Shiranu on December 31, 2015, 01:46:20 PM
Wat.

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Post by: josephpalazzo on December 31, 2015, 02:08:08 PM
(http://s243.photobucket.com/user/josephpalazzo/media/i-want-one-lol-108.jpg.html)
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 31, 2015, 02:18:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2015, 07:03:27 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 01, 2016, 05:20:55 AM
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Post by: Sal1981 on January 01, 2016, 10:13:01 AM
Quote from: stromboli on December 31, 2015, 10:31:44 AM
Bonus picture:

[spoiler][/spoiler]
Who the hell could safely fire that cannon?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2016, 10:54:11 AM
John Wayne.
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Post by: stromboli on January 01, 2016, 10:59:10 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on January 01, 2016, 10:13:01 AM
Who the hell could safely fire that cannon?

Me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2016, 01:33:56 PM
Pride parade:

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: aitm on January 02, 2016, 02:22:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 02, 2016, 01:33:56 PM
Pride parade:

[spoiler][/spoiler]
I am no expert on Lions, but would never have thought you could have that many males together..peacefully
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 02, 2016, 02:46:22 PM
Quote from: aitm on January 02, 2016, 02:22:21 PM
I am no expert on Lions, but would never have thought you could have that many males together..peacefully
I thought the same thing.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2016, 03:03:51 PM
Is it me or something is wrong with the shadows of those lions?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 02, 2016, 03:13:08 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2016, 03:03:51 PM
Is it me or something is wrong with the shadows of those lions?
You mean like it's a composite or something? Nah, that's not it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2016, 03:23:58 PM
First give away is that all of them are walking as each of them are alone on the road. Probbaly they are and put together. With one exception in the far left. Only he is looking his left behind. And that's why he is put there imo.

Secondly, the lion that goes to the far right disappearing from the camera angle seems like doesn't have a shadow.

Good job though.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 03, 2016, 03:13:14 AM


Sent from my Nexus 6 using your mom.

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Post by: aitm on January 03, 2016, 05:03:19 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on January 03, 2016, 03:13:14 AM


Sent from my Nexus 6 using your mom.


That's good.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 03, 2016, 05:20:18 AM
Now imagine the difference between that and real Italian pizza. Just saying.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 08:39:27 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 03, 2016, 05:20:18 AM
Now imagine the difference between that and real Italian pizza. Just saying.
I don't see why it matters. All pizza is evil, anyway.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 03, 2016, 08:52:45 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 08:39:27 AM
I don't see why it matters. All pizza is evil, anyway.



*Boner intensifies*
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 09:04:43 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 03, 2016, 08:52:45 AM


*Boner intensifies*
*vomits*
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 03, 2016, 09:10:02 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 09:04:43 AM
*vomits*

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 09:17:46 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 03, 2016, 09:10:02 AM

*vomiting intensifies*
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Post by: aitm on January 03, 2016, 09:24:15 AM
I don't like pizza either…er…wrong thread?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 03, 2016, 09:28:15 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 09:17:46 AM
*vomiting intensifies*

I wasn't trying to ease it. It looks funny.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 03, 2016, 10:17:32 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 09:17:46 AM
*vomiting intensifies*

I've always liked twins...
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Post by: Shiranu on January 03, 2016, 11:35:51 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on January 03, 2016, 10:17:32 AM

I've always liked twins...

How I feel seeing that picture...



But on the real... saying you don't like pizza is like saying you don't like sandwiches or seafood. It just makes no sense because the variety of flavours and textures is staggering.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 03, 2016, 12:08:18 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2016, 08:39:27 AM
I don't see why it matters. All pizza is evil, anyway.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 03, 2016, 02:27:03 PM
They did.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2016, 04:03:21 PM
Game of Thrones / Force Awakens spoiler

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: stromboli on January 04, 2016, 05:39:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2016, 01:23:57 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 05, 2016, 01:37:29 PM
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Post by: FinalSomnia on January 05, 2016, 05:34:10 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 05, 2016, 01:37:29 PM

Isn't that a body of water in South America somewhere? Lake Kitty Ta-tas?
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 05, 2016, 05:45:35 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2016, 03:03:51 PM
Is it me or something is wrong with the shadows of those lions?

Maybe they're dogs, with lion masks?
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 05, 2016, 07:12:33 PM
This looks like Cousin It - in the sky:





It's actually the Black Widow pulsar (http://wordlesstech.com/the-black-widow-pulsar/).
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Post by: kilodelta on January 05, 2016, 08:01:15 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on January 05, 2016, 08:25:57 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on January 05, 2016, 08:51:29 PM


...that one made me cry laughing...
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Post by: kilodelta on January 05, 2016, 08:54:29 PM
Google image search for "funny hardy boys covers" Good stuff.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2016, 11:42:47 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 06, 2016, 01:20:12 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2016, 11:42:47 PM

"And I'd have fucked her too, if it weren't for you darn kids!"
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Post by: FinalSomnia on January 06, 2016, 01:38:32 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2016, 11:42:47 PM

"She told me it's the little man in the boat...."
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2016, 01:50:03 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 06, 2016, 02:58:49 PM
And some funny Nancy Drew (which I also read, along with the H.B.s):

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Post by: stromboli on January 06, 2016, 03:54:49 PM
[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: stromboli on January 07, 2016, 05:21:29 AM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on January 07, 2016, 06:34:23 AM
(http://s1202.photobucket.com/user/magicrob99/media/Jesus%20bday%20gifts_zpsedssiip2.jpg.html)
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Post by: stromboli on January 07, 2016, 10:15:27 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2016, 02:01:44 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 07, 2016, 02:10:48 PM
Man's best friend, eh?
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 07, 2016, 03:57:28 PM
Happy Bobblehead day!




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Post by: Unbeliever on January 07, 2016, 05:36:05 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2016, 05:40:06 PM
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Post by: stromboli on January 09, 2016, 08:26:59 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2016, 01:46:44 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 09, 2016, 01:59:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 09, 2016, 01:46:44 PM


:rotflmao:

Tea out of nose. That's hillarious. Oh my stomach.




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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2016, 12:41:52 AM
MRW people ask why rhinos were never domesticated

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 10, 2016, 09:23:38 AM
"Shoot her! Shoot her!"
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Post by: stromboli on January 10, 2016, 02:50:27 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2016, 12:41:52 AM
MRW people ask why rhinos were never domesticated



Has something to do with the attention span of a walnut and a propensity to stomp on and gore shit.
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Post by: aitm on January 10, 2016, 03:07:44 PM
If I ever go to a real Jurassic park I want that guy with me. I am 60 and I can outrun that guy by 50 yards…..course there will still be shit running down my leg but by god I will out run that punk.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 10, 2016, 04:42:24 PM
Quote from: stromboli on January 10, 2016, 02:50:27 PM
Has something to do with the attention span of a walnut and a propensity to stomp on and gore shit.
And being very near-sighted. He probably couldn't see the bars in front of him.
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Post by: stromboli on January 10, 2016, 04:47:42 PM
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Post by: stromboli on January 10, 2016, 07:18:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2016, 10:20:05 AM
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Post by: stromboli on January 11, 2016, 12:26:34 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 11, 2016, 10:20:05 AM


Texting while driving and admiring lottery ticket and looking over your shoulder to tend to crying baby in car seat- Utah.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2016, 01:43:55 AM


Pretty strange coincidence...
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Post by: Aletheia on January 13, 2016, 02:42:30 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 13, 2016, 02:58:51 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 13, 2016, 01:43:55 AM


Pretty strange coincidence...

These people make my brain hurtz.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 13, 2016, 04:11:26 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 13, 2016, 02:58:51 AM
These people make my brain hurtz.

This reminds me the people claiming "They imitated LotR!" after watching every epic battle scene on big screen -after LotR era- because of the standard towers that were made to breach a wall.

I remember a huge online 'discussion' after Kingdom of Heaven, yeeeears ago, all around. I couldn't decide if those people percieved LotR as some part of real world history -literally; Middle Earth =  Middle Ages understanding- or the other way around. It was painful to watch.

But I think it just shows how powerful is the unconscious visual memory 'coding'. And that tells a lot about the collective memory too. :lol:








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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 13, 2016, 06:54:00 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 13, 2016, 01:43:55 AM


Pretty strange coincidence...
Why would you think it's a coincidence? The imagery is ready-made to convey "tyranny on the march" so it actually shortened the movie by saving time in defining the First Order.
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Post by: stromboli on January 13, 2016, 09:03:09 AM
Evolution of religions VS evolution of programming languages


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Post by: Green Bottle on January 13, 2016, 11:13:42 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 13, 2016, 06:30:15 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on January 13, 2016, 06:50:30 PM
Quote from: stromboli on January 13, 2016, 09:03:09 AM

return null
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Post by: stromboli on January 14, 2016, 02:24:20 PM


(Insert appropriate caption here)

_________________________
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on January 14, 2016, 04:54:31 PM
You mean inappropriate caption.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2016, 05:05:21 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 14, 2016, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: stromboli on January 14, 2016, 02:24:20 PM


"I just love these Japanese pay toilets!"
_________________________
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 14, 2016, 05:44:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 14, 2016, 05:05:21 PM

Why the dummy? I mean the blond dummy.

Now I'm being redundant. Sorry.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 14, 2016, 05:48:41 PM
Probably to shield the guy's back from the collision. Hard to tell how well it worked.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 14, 2016, 06:01:41 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 14, 2016, 06:01:53 PM
Quote from: stromboli on January 14, 2016, 02:24:20 PM


(Insert appropriate caption here)

_________________________
Damn! Duck porn!
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 14, 2016, 06:04:46 PM

I bet Ted Cruz loves duck porn about now...





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Post by: stromboli on January 14, 2016, 06:14:45 PM
This is like that picture of Dukakis in the tank. RIP.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 14, 2016, 06:16:55 PM
You mean it might do him in (politically)?
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Post by: stromboli on January 14, 2016, 06:37:55 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 14, 2016, 06:46:53 PM
Hey, those guys should be wearing head gear! I guess they believe their God will save them if they crash.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2016, 11:08:08 PM


She's 14 and he's 17.  He's called Charles le Bien-Aimé.  I have a good feeling about him.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 15, 2016, 03:38:51 PM
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Post by: Poison Tree on January 15, 2016, 06:54:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 14, 2016, 05:05:21 PM

I can't even imagine what this would have looked like if it went correctly. WTF were they trying to do?
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 15, 2016, 07:13:08 PM
I think it went pretty much as it was intended. Silly people will do silly things...
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Post by: stromboli on January 15, 2016, 10:38:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2016, 01:19:38 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 16, 2016, 05:31:08 PM
Quote from: stromboli on January 15, 2016, 10:38:49 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2016, 06:52:52 PM


"I didn't read the description, but I'm going to comment anyway."
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 16, 2016, 06:57:57 PM
The working title of Episode 6 was "Revenge of the Jedi".
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2016, 07:54:13 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 16, 2016, 06:57:57 PM
The working title of Episode 6 was "Revenge of the Jedi".
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 17, 2016, 11:04:31 AM


The planet's dying, but on the plus side, it's a lot easier to play golf.
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Post by: kilodelta on January 17, 2016, 02:20:17 PM
To reference the above picture. Notice Luke's blue light saber...



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Post by: Sal1981 on January 17, 2016, 02:40:31 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on January 17, 2016, 02:20:17 PM
To reference the above picture. Notice Luke's blue light saber...

[spoiler]
[/spoiler]


"It's a trap!"
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Post by: stromboli on January 17, 2016, 10:11:10 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 18, 2016, 05:54:47 AM
Cthulhu as well?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 18, 2016, 09:00:03 AM
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Post by: stromboli on January 18, 2016, 09:05:24 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 18, 2016, 09:00:03 AM


In other words, its a cat.
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Post by: josephpalazzo on January 18, 2016, 11:50:20 AM
CRAZY BALLPOP

http://i.imgur.com/YEDYjZr.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/YEDYjZr.gifv)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 18, 2016, 11:59:38 AM
Big pix of conspiracy theories.

https://i.imgur.com/2nETQ5P.jpg
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Post by: Sal1981 on January 18, 2016, 01:26:47 PM
Quote from: josephpalazzo on January 18, 2016, 11:50:20 AM
CRAZY BALLPOP

http://i.imgur.com/YEDYjZr.gifv (http://i.imgur.com/YEDYjZr.gifv)

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Post by: josephpalazzo on January 18, 2016, 01:44:50 PM
Buoyancy
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2016, 03:06:51 PM
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Post by: stromboli on January 18, 2016, 06:21:52 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on January 18, 2016, 07:03:57 PM
Quote from: stromboli on January 18, 2016, 09:05:24 AM
In other words, its a cat.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2016, 02:19:37 AM


Za'atar-hummus popcorn took the arab world by storm.  At first, world peace was gradual.  A couple nations a year.  Then, he developed Chiptole-burger popcorn.  The UN disbanded 2 days later.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 20, 2016, 02:32:51 AM
That... actually sounds delicious...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2016, 05:28:18 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 20, 2016, 02:32:51 AM
That... actually sounds delicious...
I make chipotle burgers and top them with jalapeno cheddar.

And that dude is more than seven years old. Just sayin'.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 20, 2016, 08:06:54 AM
A caller on morning radio yesterday insisted that popcorn with pickles was delicious.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2016, 08:18:03 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 20, 2016, 08:06:54 AM
A caller on morning radio yesterday insisted that popcorn with pickles was delicious.
Salt and Vinegar chips are excellent. So are English-style salt and vinegar chips.
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Post by: aitm on January 20, 2016, 08:22:13 AM
Yeah and when Klara Hitler aborted her little wad of tissue she saved 100 million lives....oh wait....
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2016, 08:30:41 AM
Quote from: aitm on January 20, 2016, 08:22:13 AM
Yeah and when Klara Hitler aborted her little wad of tissue she saved 100 million lives....oh wait....
Nah, Ernst Röhm would have still been there.
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Post by: stromboli on January 20, 2016, 10:56:06 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2016, 08:30:41 AM
Nah, Ernst Röhm would have still been there.

Says the historian....

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Post by: stromboli on January 20, 2016, 11:00:31 AM
Had Rohm lived and Hitler not, he might have been a more prodigious enemy than The Fuhrer. Hitler got rid of him for a reason.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2016, 11:39:44 AM
Quote from: stromboli on January 20, 2016, 11:00:31 AM
Had Rohm lived and Hitler not, he might have been a more prodigious enemy than The Fuhrer. Hitler got rid of him for a reason.
Yeah, he was wayyyy gayer than Hitler.
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Post by: stromboli on January 20, 2016, 12:19:33 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2016, 11:39:44 AM
Yeah, he was wayyyy gayer than Hitler.

Lol. Loved those men in uniform.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2016, 12:38:49 PM
Quote from: stromboli on January 20, 2016, 12:19:33 PM
Lol. Loved those men in uniform.
For those of you who don't get that deep into history, Rohm was caught in bed with one of his stormtroopers when the long knives came out that night.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2016, 03:15:31 PM
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Post by: stromboli on January 21, 2016, 05:21:45 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2016, 12:38:49 PM
For those of you who don't get that deep into history, Rohm was caught in bed with one of his stormtroopers when the long knives came out that night.

I knew vaguely who Rohm was. I googled him briefly, but didn't get to the gay part.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 21, 2016, 05:36:18 PM
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Post by: stromboli on January 21, 2016, 05:53:43 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2016, 05:58:24 PM
Quote from: stromboli on January 21, 2016, 05:21:45 PM
I knew vaguely who Rohm was. I googled him briefly, but didn't get to the gay part.
It was the excuse Hitler needed to get rid of the strongest rival he had in the NSDAP.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2016, 10:04:51 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 22, 2016, 10:29:35 AM
Hell, I gained superhero status with a certain lady due to sex.
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Post by: aitm on January 22, 2016, 10:32:50 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 22, 2016, 10:29:35 AM
Hell, I gained superhero status with a certain lady due to sex.

oh? she called you "flash"?

:laugh:

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Post by: stromboli on January 22, 2016, 10:34:39 AM
Better than "Antman".
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Post by: Sal1981 on January 22, 2016, 10:37:50 AM
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Post by: stromboli on January 22, 2016, 10:55:35 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on January 22, 2016, 11:53:58 AM




Apologies to any english users for this one     :57:
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Post by: stromboli on January 24, 2016, 09:39:52 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 24, 2016, 11:00:08 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 24, 2016, 11:06:38 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 22, 2016, 10:29:35 AM
Hell, I gained superhero status with a certain lady due to sex.

Quote from: aitm on January 22, 2016, 10:32:50 AM
oh? she called you "flash"?

:laugh:

Quote from: stromboli on January 22, 2016, 10:34:39 AM
Better than "Antman".

Man convo. Who knows what really hapened...

:rotflmao: 


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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2016, 03:19:37 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 25, 2016, 04:55:27 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 25, 2016, 07:19:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2016, 12:12:39 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 26, 2016, 08:52:09 AM
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Post by: josephpalazzo on January 26, 2016, 09:01:44 AM
Quote from: stromboli on January 22, 2016, 10:55:35 AM

Proof that global warming is a hoax...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 26, 2016, 09:06:06 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 27, 2016, 06:05:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2016, 10:21:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2016, 01:04:10 AM


#cooties  #seriously, I have cooties
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 28, 2016, 03:47:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2016, 05:01:48 PM


This guy is basically the Zoidberg of the Republican candidates.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 28, 2016, 05:08:02 PM
Desperation makes people...desperate.


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Post by: kilodelta on January 28, 2016, 06:18:40 PM
The strength needed to eat a lizard when one's that hungry... I get it.
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Post by: kilodelta on January 28, 2016, 06:26:25 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 28, 2016, 06:43:43 PM
Looks prolapsed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2016, 12:46:20 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on January 29, 2016, 09:47:03 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 29, 2016, 12:46:20 AM

I approve. Even though it would be mixing comic universes.

Sent from my Nexus 6 using Tapatalk

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Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 29, 2016, 10:05:30 AM
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Post by: stromboli on January 29, 2016, 11:08:33 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2016, 12:24:31 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 30, 2016, 08:03:22 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2016, 12:16:41 PM
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on January 30, 2016, 01:58:11 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 11:22:35 AM
They always say "country", but they never say which country.

The songs always seem to be about dusty roads and Jesus, so I think that narrows it down some....  :035:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2016, 02:36:43 PM
Quote from: Youssuf Ramadan on January 30, 2016, 01:58:11 PM
The songs always seem to be about dusty roads and Jesus, so I think that narrows it down some....  :035:
You know what happens when you play a "country and western" song backwards?

You get your truck back, your dog back, your girl back...
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on January 31, 2016, 07:22:33 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2016, 02:36:43 PM
You know what happens when you play a "country and western" song backwards?

You get your truck back, your dog back, your girl back...

:08:
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 31, 2016, 08:32:43 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2016, 02:36:43 PM
You know what happens when you play a "country and western" song backwards?

You get your truck back, your dog back, your girl back...

:rotflmao:

Never heard of that before.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 31, 2016, 09:56:07 AM


*Thuda-thuda-thud*
"I'm okay."
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on January 31, 2016, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2016, 02:36:43 PM
You know what happens when you play a "country and western" song backwards?

You get your truck back, your dog back, your girl back...

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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 01, 2016, 12:17:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwuhhHYNgw
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 01, 2016, 04:15:20 PM
Female orgasm vs male orgasm. Perfect.

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Post by: pr126 on February 02, 2016, 12:37:15 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 02, 2016, 01:40:05 AM
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Post by: stromboli on February 02, 2016, 09:44:51 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 02, 2016, 11:59:27 AM
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Post by: stromboli on February 02, 2016, 12:37:54 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 02, 2016, 06:20:08 PM
I thought I saw Waldo in there, but then I lost him again...
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 02, 2016, 10:54:56 PM


The future is now.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 03, 2016, 01:35:33 AM
The future is meow.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2016, 02:02:32 PM


*walks over to a half-finished snow galaxy vandalized by some neighboring kids and their dog*
"I will finish what you started."
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Post by: kilodelta on February 03, 2016, 04:16:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2016, 01:15:41 PM


Don't forget to backup your CPUs and download enough RAM to connect to the worldwide series of tubes.
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Post by: kilodelta on February 05, 2016, 04:28:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2016, 08:39:24 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 07, 2016, 04:01:40 PM
This is the day I'm having:

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Post by: stromboli on February 08, 2016, 01:08:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2016, 01:12:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2016, 08:24:33 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 08, 2016, 09:44:18 PM
 

[spoiler][/spoiler]

:sign0004:
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 08, 2016, 10:02:28 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 09, 2016, 03:57:33 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on February 08, 2016, 09:44:18 PM


[spoiler][/spoiler]

:sign0004:

I know you'll laugh to me, but that is one solid piece of art work! *Whistle. I am serious.
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Post by: kilodelta on February 09, 2016, 06:01:04 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 09, 2016, 03:57:33 AM
I know you'll laugh to me, but that is one solid piece of art work! *Whistle. I am serious.

I appreciate the detail they put into it. It took a good amount of skill and imagination.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 09, 2016, 06:38:27 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on February 09, 2016, 06:01:04 PM
I appreciate the detail they put into it. It took a good amount of skill and imagination.

I meant that it's a little, pink unicorn toy designed for girls. Think about that.
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Post by: stromboli on February 09, 2016, 10:43:15 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 09, 2016, 06:38:27 PM
I meant that it's a little, pink unicorn toy designed for girls. Think about that.

I'm pretty sure that its creator did.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2016, 01:51:21 AM


Coulda sworn he'd field Salamanders.  Also, Trump would go with the Imperial Fists.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2016, 06:01:56 AM
Seriously though, if you attempt to read that as a work from many different points -which I believe collapse to one- it's really pretty disturbing -I don't mean it is disturbing as a gutted cute toy- and you cannot get to there by just thinking 'let's design a violently gutted unicorn for kicks and giggles'.

Oh boy. Good job.

I love art so much. When it is done good, it is like the 'Devil' character religious people love to advertise. Almost nobody recognises what is it up to or it already accomplished. :lol:
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2016, 10:20:09 AM
NSFW

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2016, 10:42:33 AM
How does one get that job? (Not the jackhammer operator...)
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Post by: stromboli on February 10, 2016, 10:48:07 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2016, 10:42:33 AM
How does one get that job? (Not the jackhammer operator...)

Imagine writing the job description for that one.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2016, 10:53:44 AM
Quote from: stromboli on February 10, 2016, 10:48:07 AM
Imagine writing the job description for that one.
I'm sure John Cleese could do a proper job, bouncy bouncy.
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Post by: stromboli on February 10, 2016, 10:58:13 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2016, 10:53:44 AM
I'm sure John Cleese could do a proper job, bouncy bouncy.

Lol. Wink wink nudge nudge.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2016, 11:19:01 AM
Quote from: stromboli on February 10, 2016, 10:58:13 AM
Lol. Wink wink nudge nudge.
"What's it like?"
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Post by: stromboli on February 10, 2016, 11:26:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgcOJU7DUSc
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 10, 2016, 11:28:51 AM
Two girls, one cup.

[spoiler=Oh god, the horror!][/spoiler]
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2016, 11:31:14 AM
Quote from: stromboli on February 10, 2016, 11:26:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgcOJU7DUSc
"You had to go and make it weird."
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Post by: stromboli on February 10, 2016, 01:02:44 PM
                                                   
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2016, 02:47:58 PM
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Post by: stromboli on February 11, 2016, 09:03:47 PM
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Post by: aitm on February 11, 2016, 09:08:23 PM
But why WOULDN"T they let em bounce….now i have to go see if they have that on the net somewhere…..yeah…like they wouldn't
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Post by: stromboli on February 11, 2016, 09:15:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2016, 10:20:42 PM
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Post by: stromboli on February 12, 2016, 09:05:45 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 11, 2016, 10:20:42 PM


They could do one about any city in Utah where the great fear is terminal boredom.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2016, 12:25:41 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2016, 12:42:37 PM
A pink T-rex? I'm off the booze for good.
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Post by: stromboli on February 12, 2016, 01:50:32 PM
I know enough about horses to know that took a good bit of training. They get jumpy over practically anything out of the ordinary.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2016, 09:47:18 PM
Quote from: stromboli on February 12, 2016, 01:50:32 PM
I know enough about horses to know that took a good bit of training. They get jumpy over practically anything out of the ordinary.
Probably had "toys" like that in the paddock when she was a colt. (She, right? I didn't lift no skirts.)
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 12, 2016, 11:01:44 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 13, 2016, 01:35:29 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 13, 2016, 02:15:57 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on February 13, 2016, 01:35:29 AM

It's less disgusting than the real Miley
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2016, 01:06:08 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 13, 2016, 01:11:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 13, 2016, 01:06:08 PM

Score 89 to 88 with no time left on the clock. Hometown hero. ("Guests", in this case, but you know...)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2016, 07:47:47 PM


Western lies!  There was no typo.  The bear army shall reign supreme!  Defeat is impawsible.
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Post by: stromboli on February 13, 2016, 08:49:19 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 14, 2016, 12:56:23 AM
Get's his Ash kicked trying to catch em' all.

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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 14, 2016, 02:37:57 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 14, 2016, 04:42:17 AM
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Post by: FinalSomnia on February 14, 2016, 10:11:31 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 14, 2016, 04:42:17 AM

I love this so much.
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Post by: stromboli on February 14, 2016, 12:50:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2016, 01:14:47 PM




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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 14, 2016, 03:01:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ociMBfkDG1w

"Maybe the song isn't for us? But usually everything is!"





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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2016, 01:09:20 PM


Pizza is life.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 15, 2016, 01:10:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 15, 2016, 01:09:20 PM


Pizza is life.
It's like the Smithsonian of Loneliness.
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Post by: aitm on February 15, 2016, 01:16:44 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 15, 2016, 01:09:20 PM


Pizza is life.

So that's Pickeled's jammies eh? Sounds bout right.
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Post by: kilodelta on February 15, 2016, 01:41:29 PM
Pizza for One



One must say "pizza for one" then take a bite and cry when eating this...
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 15, 2016, 01:44:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2016, 09:25:44 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 15, 2016, 09:29:32 PM
That picture is fake. Everyone knows bear cubs are all southpaws.
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Post by: Poison Tree on February 16, 2016, 01:42:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYgGFDNLM
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Post by: Sal1981 on February 16, 2016, 02:11:28 AM
wait for it ....

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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 16, 2016, 04:47:56 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on February 16, 2016, 02:11:28 AM
wait for it ....



Well, it was just two seconds but it was enough for cold sweat.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2016, 11:37:18 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 18, 2016, 03:51:32 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 15, 2016, 01:09:20 PM


Pizza is life.
Does anyone want to get me this for a belated birthday present?

Sent from my Nexus 6 using your mom

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2016, 12:29:01 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2016, 04:12:08 PM


*takes a sip of a drink that's almost hydrogen peroxide*
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Post by: kilodelta on February 19, 2016, 04:16:08 PM
Holyshit! That's so close!  Molecules are like hand grenades. Even if it's close, it's deadly.

No more crystal meth for me. I'm not going to drink water any more too.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 19, 2016, 06:53:35 PM
I'm going to stop fertilizing my fields with the stuff they used to blow up that Federal Building.

No, wait, that would be stupid. I can distinguish between "sort of" and "same".
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Post by: kilodelta on February 19, 2016, 09:27:15 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 19, 2016, 06:53:35 PM
I can distinguish between "sort of" and "same".

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 20, 2016, 01:17:43 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 20, 2016, 09:17:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 20, 2016, 02:51:26 PM
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Post by: gentle_dissident on February 20, 2016, 11:04:40 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 01, 2016, 12:17:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwuhhHYNgw
OMFG!!! Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I think I'm more excited about this movie than I was for SW7. My family also wants to see this, and we rarely go to the movies.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 20, 2016, 11:47:49 PM


The Hulk in dog form.
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Post by: stromboli on February 21, 2016, 03:15:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2016, 03:42:01 PM
Quote from: stromboli on February 21, 2016, 03:15:26 PM
United by a love of opulence, power, and self-aggrandizement.
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Post by: stromboli on February 21, 2016, 11:54:05 PM
That may be the first time I've seen "self aggrandizement" used in a sentence.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2016, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: stromboli on February 21, 2016, 11:54:05 PMThat may be the first time I've seen "self aggrandizement" used in a sentence.
I also use desultory, ethereal, and languor.  I'm also one of the ever-diminishing group of people who can still differentiate affect and effect, and therefore can use affect instead of impact in sentences. (e.g. budget cuts affected teacher salaries)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2016, 02:25:06 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2016, 05:22:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 22, 2016, 02:24:40 AM
I also use desultory, ethereal, and languor.  I'm also one of the ever-diminishing group of people who can still differentiate affect and effect, and therefore can use affect instead of impact in sentences. (e.g. budget cuts affected teacher salaries)
I like "pettifogging". Endless useful on the internet forum scene.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 22, 2016, 05:35:48 AM
Circumlocution is one of my favorite words, particularly when reading certain online forums.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2016, 05:49:39 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on February 22, 2016, 05:35:48 AM
Circumlocution is one of my favorite words, particularly when reading certain online forums.
I use the phrase "slander and calumny" when needed.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 22, 2016, 05:50:15 AM



... And if you don't dress like that when browsing the bookstore you're doing it wrong.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2016, 05:55:46 AM
That's my wife.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 22, 2016, 06:20:53 AM
That's my dad.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2016, 06:41:55 AM
It's not me. Defo not me. I don't waste money like that. Never. Nu-huh. Nope. Wouldn't do it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 22, 2016, 06:51:55 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2016, 06:41:55 AM
It's not me. Defo not me. I don't waste money like that. Never. Nu-huh. Nope. Wouldn't do it.

How is buying books wasting money? :sad2:

It's a ceremony. It's a ritual. I look for a book store first whenever I visit some place. Esp. used book stores are special for me. You wouldn't believe what you find at the other side of the world. The writings on the books. :lol: Crawling, rolling on the floor between cases, climbing shelves. It's a bit dusty, but smells awesome.

I have been using an old fashioned kindle for the last 6 years, but never stopped buying books. Not doable. No electronic device can have the charisma of a good book. 

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2016, 07:03:10 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 22, 2016, 06:51:55 AM
How is buying books wasting money? :sad2:

It's a ceremony. It's a ritual. I look for a book store first whenever I visit some place. Esp. used book stores are special for me. You wouldn't believe what you find at the other side of the world. The writings on the books. :lol: Crawling, rolling on the floor between cases, climbing shelves. It's a bit dusty, but smells awesome.

I have been using an old fashioned kindle for the last 6 years, but never stopped buying books. Not doable. No electronic device can have the charisma of a good book. 


First, you should flip the whole post.

Second, when I want to get out of the house I go to book stores, new and used, as first choice.
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 22, 2016, 09:01:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 22, 2016, 02:24:40 AM
I also use desultory, ethereal, and languor.  I'm also one of the ever-diminishing group of people who can still differentiate affect and effect, and therefore can use affect instead of impact in sentences. (e.g. budget cuts affected teacher salaries)
Bravo!  I like reading the writings of people with a good vocabulary. Size matters--the bigger, the better. :)))
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 22, 2016, 09:38:46 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2016, 07:03:10 AM
First, you should flip the whole post.

Second, when I want to get out of the house I go to book stores, new and used, as first choice.

LOL OK. Flipped. When you said I would never waste money like that I thought you refered to the cartoon.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2016, 09:43:53 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 22, 2016, 09:38:46 AM
LOL OK. Flipped. When you said I would never waste money like that I thought you refered to the cartoon.
When we moved to this house the first thing I did was buy five more bookcases. We didn't have the room in the previous house to put everything on the shelves. Now we have one room that is nothing but bookcases and comfy chairs.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 22, 2016, 10:32:53 AM
I have a few small cases. Cheap IKEA ones.
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Post by: aitm on February 22, 2016, 10:35:00 AM
Once the kid and grandkid moved back in, my library was relocated to the attic. I miss my books.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2016, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: aitm on February 22, 2016, 10:35:00 AM
Once the kid and grandkid moved back in, my library was relocated to the attic. I miss my books.
My wife had hers in storage until I moved her here from Albuquerque. Then they stayed in boxes in the room where I kept my boxes of books. (I received fifty cases of books from Denver when my partner at Hyperwar died.)
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Post by: stromboli on February 22, 2016, 11:43:58 AM
Won't see conciliatory on here, no matter how often it is applied.  :biggrin:
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Post by: aitm on February 22, 2016, 12:29:25 PM
Quote from: stromboli on February 22, 2016, 11:43:58 AM
Won't see conciliatory on here, no matter how often it is applied.  :biggrin:

Let's do what the christians do....re-define it to our needs.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 22, 2016, 02:21:21 PM
How to avoid human interaction.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 22, 2016, 02:29:10 PM
https://youtu.be/sCyzdD0vYOw?t=2
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 22, 2016, 02:51:33 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 22, 2016, 03:53:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2016, 10:22:08 PM
Safety first!

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 23, 2016, 02:59:07 AM
Hey, it's a CHURCH steeple. God will be watching.   And possibly chortling.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2016, 10:48:44 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 23, 2016, 06:06:06 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on February 22, 2016, 05:50:15 AM



... And if you don't dress like that when browsing the bookstore you're doing it wrong.

"When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes."
Desiderius Erasmus

My life's motto...


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 24, 2016, 05:41:39 AM
 "Outside of a dog a book's man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marxist.
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Post by: stromboli on February 24, 2016, 02:17:28 PM
IN FLORIDA AFTER THE HURRICANE

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 24, 2016, 02:40:32 PM
Still to blame, then.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 24, 2016, 08:41:32 PM
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Post by: Draconic Aiur on February 24, 2016, 09:00:51 PM
i wanna be a baker
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Post by: kilodelta on February 24, 2016, 09:47:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 24, 2016, 08:41:32 PM


I now want to kill the internet.

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Post by: Shiranu on February 24, 2016, 09:56:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 24, 2016, 08:41:32 PM


Oh god yes.
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Post by: stromboli on February 25, 2016, 11:27:26 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 25, 2016, 11:44:31 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 25, 2016, 12:03:16 PM
That's^just so hillarious... 
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 25, 2016, 11:10:32 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 26, 2016, 10:26:48 AM
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Post by: stromboli on February 26, 2016, 10:53:13 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 26, 2016, 04:43:36 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 26, 2016, 04:44:31 PM
I'm in danger! Pull out Psalm 91! Quick!
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 26, 2016, 04:49:26 PM
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Post by: stromboli on February 26, 2016, 04:52:39 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2016, 04:40:06 AM
What did he think was going to happen?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2016, 04:45:29 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2016, 04:59:18 AM
That crowd is so god damned WHITE!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2016, 05:06:47 AM
I want to grab that baby and run as fast as I can.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2016, 05:17:04 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2016, 05:06:47 AM
I want to grab that baby and run as fast as I can.
I'll get the coals hot, you pick up the BBQ sauce on the way in.
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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on February 27, 2016, 06:54:35 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2016, 04:59:18 AM
That crowd is so god damned WHITE!

Just like Jesus....    :bigangel:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2016, 08:15:36 AM
Yeah, God bleached him before he was born.

And remember, the first penis in Mary's vagina was her son's.
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Post by: aitm on February 27, 2016, 08:28:42 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2016, 08:15:36 AM

And remember, the first penis in Mary's vagina was her son's.

AHH….by damn that is the first time I think I have heard it that way. Dats damn good.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2016, 11:09:00 AM
First time I said that IRL some Latino dude took a shot at me. Luckily he was drunk or he'd be dead today.
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Post by: kilodelta on February 27, 2016, 12:40:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 27, 2016, 02:02:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2016, 11:30:19 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 28, 2016, 01:14:19 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2016, 05:17:04 AM
I'll get the coals hot, you pick up the BBQ sauce on the way in.

LOL'ed. Seriously though. That was my first reaction to that pic. I mean look at the expression on her face looking at Trump.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 28, 2016, 06:30:54 PM


-Sent from your mom

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Post by: stromboli on February 29, 2016, 09:00:55 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 29, 2016, 11:22:09 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 29, 2016, 11:51:14 AM



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Post by: kilodelta on February 29, 2016, 07:30:04 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on February 29, 2016, 07:43:19 PM
New randomness... or is it. Is Cyanide and Happiness pushing an agenda? Did the Illuminati give their permission? These answer and more, next week!

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 29, 2016, 07:56:29 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on March 01, 2016, 02:11:59 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on March 01, 2016, 02:14:22 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 01, 2016, 02:43:45 PM
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Post by: aitm on March 01, 2016, 05:09:40 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 01, 2016, 02:43:45 PM

boy howdy
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Post by: stromboli on March 01, 2016, 09:08:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 01, 2016, 10:16:59 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 02, 2016, 05:59:36 AM
"What did we learn today?"
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Post by: stromboli on March 02, 2016, 10:17:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 01, 2016, 10:16:59 PM


I have it on personal experience that goats are evil. Carry on.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 02, 2016, 01:56:25 PM
Quote from: stromboli on March 02, 2016, 10:17:01 AMI have it on personal experience that goats are evil. Carry on.
Nah, they're just kidding around.  :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 02, 2016, 04:18:52 PM
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on March 02, 2016, 04:43:21 PM
Man those expressions are golden. Fukkin' GOLDEN. :shifty: (Retriever)
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Post by: kilodelta on March 02, 2016, 07:20:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 03, 2016, 12:28:08 AM
What happens when creationists teach astronomy:

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Post by: stromboli on March 04, 2016, 12:55:11 PM
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Post by: stromboli on March 04, 2016, 01:02:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2016, 02:53:10 PM
How to turn your cat5 into a fiber optic cable.  Amazing!



[spoiler]And now we wait.   :menacing: [/spoiler]
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Post by: kilodelta on March 04, 2016, 04:12:30 PM
This makes the internet providers angry.
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Post by: Poison Tree on March 04, 2016, 07:21:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 04, 2016, 02:53:10 PM
How to turn your cat5 into a fiber optic cable.  Amazing!



[spoiler]And now we wait.   :menacing: [/spoiler]
With that kind of speed you shouldn't have to wait for long
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 05, 2016, 11:28:42 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2016, 12:25:03 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 05, 2016, 11:28:42 AM


Oi that is pretty creepy. :lol: One of my fave thrillers though.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2016, 01:45:42 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 05, 2016, 08:30:59 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on March 05, 2016, 08:35:28 PM
How to play pokemon correctly:



-Sent from your mom

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 06, 2016, 08:07:55 PM


Yeah, I know the random comic generator is too easy, but COME ON! :lol:
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 06, 2016, 08:24:14 PM
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on March 07, 2016, 01:30:38 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on March 05, 2016, 08:35:28 PM
How to play pokemon correctly:



-Sent from your mom



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Post by: PickelledEggs on March 07, 2016, 01:46:22 AM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on March 07, 2016, 01:30:38 AM

LOLOL  you win
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2016, 02:29:15 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2016, 06:49:27 AM
YOU SHALL NOT PASS without a nice snogging and a bit of a cuddle, you big beast!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2016, 11:22:22 AM
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Post by: stromboli on March 07, 2016, 01:48:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 07, 2016, 02:29:15 AM


FABULOUS!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2016, 02:27:57 PM
Miracles then:



Miracles now:

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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 07, 2016, 02:33:15 PM
Man poses for traditional boudoir, aka "dudoir", photos for wife.











and my personal favorite

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Post by: stromboli on March 07, 2016, 10:26:57 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 08, 2016, 07:26:26 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 08, 2016, 08:48:27 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 08, 2016, 07:26:26 AM

Which one isn't a moon?
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Post by: aitm on March 08, 2016, 11:13:37 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 08, 2016, 07:26:26 AM


Tell ya what my friend, the pollen is so bad here in Central Fl that it seems the death star would be a merciful end. Just miserable.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 08, 2016, 11:46:59 AM
Quote from: aitm on March 08, 2016, 11:13:37 AM
Tell ya what my friend, the pollen is so bad here in Central Fl that it seems the death star would be a merciful end. Just miserable.

That sucks. Karen and I are planning on driving down to Melbourne Sunday. We are bringing the dog. Any suggestions on places we can go with him while we're there?
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Post by: stromboli on March 08, 2016, 02:54:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2016, 11:10:27 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 08, 2016, 11:26:34 PM
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Post by: aitm on March 09, 2016, 07:31:26 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 08, 2016, 11:46:59 AM
That sucks. Karen and I are planning on driving down to Melbourne Sunday. We are bringing the dog. Any suggestions on places we can go with him while we're there?

Canova Beach is the only place that allows dogs but they still have to be leashed. Canova is at the end of Eau Gaullie Blvd in Indian Harbor Beach. Other than that you can drive about 12 miles south along the ocean and pick a spot along the empty beach areas. The beach is well hidden behind the sea grapes etc and you can play out there with little harrassment.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 09, 2016, 11:01:11 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2016, 01:23:30 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 11, 2016, 01:33:23 PM
In those situations, I always root for the gater!
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Post by: kilodelta on March 11, 2016, 03:32:24 PM
"Man Shouts 'Fuck That Alligator,' Jumps into Lake and is Killed by Inflatable Alligator"
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Post by: stromboli on March 11, 2016, 10:18:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2016, 12:17:14 AM
How it feels to buy a game on Steam and never play it:

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Post by: stromboli on March 12, 2016, 08:53:55 AM
Since I'm not a gamer all I know about Steam is they have a fat guy named Gabe and a cool logo. Carry on.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 12, 2016, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 12, 2016, 12:17:14 AM
How it feels to buy a game on Steam and never play it:


Been there--done that.  Maybe it would be more appropriate if the baby was left on the ground and the mother jumped off the cliff.  The game is still available to play. it's not dead.  But I am, at the moment, dead to it. :))
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 12, 2016, 10:04:06 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 12, 2016, 12:17:14 AM
How it feels to buy a game on Steam and never play it:


What is this from? I have a shortage of fucked-up movies at the moment.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2016, 10:27:14 AM
Steam is a digital store for video games.  During sales, games are often so cheap that gamers buy more than they can actually play, leading to bought but unplayed games.  And yes, Lord Gaben the Fat is its ruler.  His banners have a stylized 3 with a red x crossing it out.

The gif is from Kung Pow! Enter The Fist.  It's a comedy that parodies kung fu films.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 12, 2016, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 12, 2016, 10:27:14 AM

The gif is from Kung Pow! Enter The Fist.  It's a comedy that parodies kung fu films.
Just got it on the DVR.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 12, 2016, 07:43:31 PM
Heads you win...
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Post by: kilodelta on March 12, 2016, 10:45:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 12, 2016, 10:27:14 AM

The gif is from Kung Pow! Enter The Fist.  It's a comedy that parodies kung fu films.

One of the best movies of all time.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 13, 2016, 01:21:54 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 13, 2016, 04:34:16 PM
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Post by: stromboli on March 13, 2016, 07:33:53 PM
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Post by: stromboli on March 13, 2016, 08:52:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 13, 2016, 10:14:04 PM
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Post by: stromboli on March 15, 2016, 01:29:19 PM
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Post by: stromboli on March 15, 2016, 01:59:45 PM
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Post by: Jack89 on March 15, 2016, 02:06:06 PM
Santa hater.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 15, 2016, 06:24:16 PM
Quote from: stromboli on March 15, 2016, 01:59:45 PM

Goddamned war on Christmas!
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Post by: stromboli on March 15, 2016, 08:11:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2016, 08:26:13 PM
No pizza?  There's always room in the family for pizza.

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2016, 01:38:30 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 16, 2016, 07:42:29 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 11, 2016, 01:23:30 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2016, 12:12:20 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on March 17, 2016, 02:41:42 AM
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on March 17, 2016, 02:45:55 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 11, 2016, 01:23:30 PM


Holy fuck that's a true story.

Hahahahahahaha
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Post by: stromboli on March 17, 2016, 07:22:38 AM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on March 17, 2016, 02:45:55 AM
Holy fuck that's a true story.

Hahahahahahaha

I wish we had alligators in Utah. That would solve a lot of problems.
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Post by: stromboli on March 17, 2016, 07:33:42 AM
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Post by: stromboli on March 17, 2016, 07:43:34 AM


Good advice for atheists.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2016, 09:09:57 AM
Quote from: stromboli on March 17, 2016, 07:33:42 AM

Dutch sobriety test?
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Post by: stromboli on March 17, 2016, 10:40:21 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2016, 09:09:57 AM
Dutch sobriety test?

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2016, 10:53:09 AM
Quote from: stromboli on March 17, 2016, 10:40:21 AM

Thanks, thanks! I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress!
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Post by: stromboli on March 17, 2016, 12:13:37 PM


Happy St. Paddy's Day, y'all.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2016, 02:21:25 PM




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Post by: stromboli on March 18, 2016, 08:15:49 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 18, 2016, 09:45:41 AM
Indiana, Ohio, and Kinfucky. That group must have at least a dozen members.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 18, 2016, 11:11:26 AM
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Post by: stromboli on March 18, 2016, 03:27:40 PM


By the way- this is real, not a joke.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 18, 2016, 05:25:50 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 18, 2016, 11:11:26 AM


This reminds me of a scene from the hilarious movie, 1941:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_PeQCPq8QA
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 18, 2016, 06:24:43 PM
Quote from: stromboli on March 18, 2016, 03:27:40 PM


By the way- this is real, not a joke.
Excellent, siphon off more Republican votes.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 20, 2016, 01:36:56 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 21, 2016, 11:31:07 AM
Dog is real, and he is an Iggy (http://www.treats-unleashed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Iggy.jpg)!

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2016, 04:49:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2016, 02:47:55 PM


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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 22, 2016, 03:50:50 PM
LOL Why is Fatih Sultan Mehmet wearing a medieval armour?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 22, 2016, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 22, 2016, 03:50:50 PM
LOL Why is Fatih Sultan Mehmet wearing a medieval armour?
The diving helmet and gorilla suit were on loan to some movie guys.
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Post by: stromboli on March 22, 2016, 06:54:40 PM
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Post by: dtq123 on March 22, 2016, 06:59:46 PM
Quote from: stromboli on March 22, 2016, 06:54:40 PM

There are unicorns in the bible you know...

Numbers 23:22
"God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn."
Deuteronomy 33:17
"His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh."


Satyrs are interesting though

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Post by: aitm on March 22, 2016, 07:27:43 PM
I don't know what a cockatrice is so I am up wit dat.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 22, 2016, 07:35:46 PM
I'm gonna have to go with dinosaurs.
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Post by: aitm on March 22, 2016, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 22, 2016, 07:35:46 PM
I'm gonna have to go with dinosaurs.
dammit, walked RIGHT by the obvious.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 22, 2016, 07:40:23 PM
Satyr? Why not? Though dinos are the best choice.
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Post by: stromboli on March 22, 2016, 08:54:44 PM
QuoteIn the Old Testament, the Hebrew word sa’ir is found about fifty-two times. It is related to the term se’ar (“hair”), which means a “hairy one.” Mostly the word is used of the male goat that was employed as a sin-offering â€" especially that solemn sin-offering of the day of atonement (Lev. 16).

In two cases, sa’ir is translated “satyr” in the King James Version (Isa. 13:21; 34:14). In those passages it clearly alludes to wild goats of the sort that lived among the ruins of Babylon and Edom.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 23, 2016, 03:26:29 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2016, 04:55:51 PM
And watch people make "69" symbols out of fruit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2016, 06:32:18 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2016, 09:45:20 PM


Next up, Road Rash!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 24, 2016, 07:20:11 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 23, 2016, 09:45:20 PM


Oh my...Dads! *SWOON (Or brothers and uncles I dunno lol)   

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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 24, 2016, 07:27:46 AM
My dad would put me on his lap and pretend to give me the wheel. Just a few times in the yard of a local club place we went in weekends when I was 8. Oh how much fun was that! And I didn't even get a driving licence. Myeh. 
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 24, 2016, 04:40:36 PM
Probably been posted before but worth doing it again.

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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 24, 2016, 04:45:21 PM
One more...

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Post by: Unbeliever on March 24, 2016, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: dtq123 on March 22, 2016, 06:59:46 PM
Satyrs are interesting though

Here's the word "satyr":


Isa 34:14

QuoteThe wild beasts of the desert shall also meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the satyr shall cry to his fellow; the screech owl also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest.


Actually, That's Not In the Bible (http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/19/living/bible-not-jesus/)
QuotePoliticians, motivational speakers, coaches - all types of people - quote passages that actually have no place in the Bible, religious scholars say.


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Post by: Unbeliever on March 24, 2016, 05:03:04 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 24, 2016, 04:45:21 PM
One more...



That's not beer! That's a travesty of brewing!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2016, 05:06:26 PM
Microsoft made a chat robot and set it loose on twitter.  It didn't work out too well.

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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 25, 2016, 12:48:35 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 25, 2016, 06:30:25 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 24, 2016, 05:00:36 PM
Here's the word "satyr":
Isa 34:14
Actually, That's Not In the Bible (http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/19/living/bible-not-jesus/)


Oh there is. Thanks.

Lawyers? Do we have lawyers as in doom?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 25, 2016, 06:31:51 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 25, 2016, 12:48:35 PM


This is far more real than a joke, isn't it? :sad2:
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 25, 2016, 08:18:55 PM
Well Shoe, I fall into the the shit is broken and the women are people camps so it doesn't work for me. It would be nice if it was just that simple though.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 25, 2016, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 25, 2016, 08:18:55 PM
Well Shoe, I fall into the the shit is broken and the women are people camps so it doesn't work for me. It would be nice if it was just that simple though.

I know it isn't. I think I am afraid of the US elections this time. It's just so familiar. I can't even lol to jokes. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2016, 08:45:45 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2016, 06:30:21 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 25, 2016, 06:31:51 PM
This is far more real than a joke, isn't it? :sad2:
It's more realistic to decide who you would vote against.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 26, 2016, 06:53:34 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2016, 06:30:21 AM
It's more realistic to decide who you would vote against.

Agreed.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2016, 07:53:00 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 26, 2016, 06:53:34 AM
Agreed.
"Who ya votin' for?"

"Lester."

"Lester? I don't know a candidate named 'Lester'."

"Lester of two evils."
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Post by: stromboli on March 26, 2016, 11:04:58 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on March 26, 2016, 06:47:06 PM
You see, back in the time of the original Easter story, they were on a lot of PCP and couldn't get it exactly right. But, the basis premise is there...
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Post by: kilodelta on March 26, 2016, 09:17:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2016, 07:50:14 PM
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Post by: stromboli on March 27, 2016, 11:04:32 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 27, 2016, 11:58:51 PM
He dried for our sins.

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Post by: Shiranu on March 28, 2016, 01:06:32 AM
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Post by: stromboli on March 28, 2016, 02:21:24 AM



I'm putting this here rather than any of the current threads on Islam just as a general reference. Carry on.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2016, 10:07:23 PM


Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 29, 2016, 05:28:22 AM
LOL Misfit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851AOlUEyN0
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 29, 2016, 12:33:31 PM


Should've posted this sunday, but eh: better late than never.

Which is coincidentally what Christians would be able to say if Jesus ever really did return.
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Post by: stromboli on March 29, 2016, 06:58:52 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 29, 2016, 07:00:32 PM
Wow, those idiots can't even crucify a guy properly.

I bet he had horrific rope burns! OUCH!
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 29, 2016, 07:11:33 PM
Quote from: stromboli on March 29, 2016, 06:58:52 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2016, 10:15:28 PM


[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vAnuBtyEYE[/spoiler]
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Post by: stromboli on March 30, 2016, 09:22:19 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 30, 2016, 09:55:29 AM
At what cost though...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 30, 2016, 10:32:04 AM
Quote from: stromboli on March 30, 2016, 09:22:19 AM


If, in the course of a marital dispute, the husband is found to be wrong, he should apologize immediately.
If, in the course of a marital dispute, the husband is found to be right, he should apologize immediately.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 30, 2016, 11:04:36 AM






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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 30, 2016, 11:06:58 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 30, 2016, 11:04:36 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 30, 2016, 12:50:19 PM
Well, he could be a Nathaniel or Nicolas.
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Post by: kilodelta on March 30, 2016, 03:33:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 30, 2016, 11:04:36 AM


My step dad wasn't even nominated. Not that I'd know... of course. I mean, he did give me ten dollars afterwards. So, everything is fine. But, he didn't get nominated. Which would have been an honour... not honor, but the British-type honour.
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Post by: mauricio on March 30, 2016, 03:41:27 PM
Desu
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Post by: kilodelta on March 30, 2016, 03:45:17 PM
No. Give me your materia.

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Post by: Unbeliever on March 30, 2016, 05:56:38 PM
Quote from: stromboli on March 29, 2016, 06:58:52 PM


Jeez, I guess they should've use much bigger nails...
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 30, 2016, 06:43:24 PM
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Post by: stromboli on March 30, 2016, 06:57:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 30, 2016, 06:43:24 PM


Both are equally delicious.....
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 30, 2016, 07:37:04 PM
I think this guy's a Jehovah's Witness...


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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2016, 12:25:14 PM


Also, Nixon.
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Post by: stromboli on March 31, 2016, 08:12:21 PM
Never forget Nixon.
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Post by: stromboli on March 31, 2016, 09:45:05 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on April 01, 2016, 12:05:42 PM


I saw this shirt YEARS ago back when I worked my first job when I was in High school.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on April 01, 2016, 12:06:17 PM
Quote from: stromboli on March 31, 2016, 09:45:05 PM

Stealing this lolol
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2016, 12:11:30 PM
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Post by: stromboli on April 02, 2016, 09:45:39 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2016, 10:48:36 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 02, 2016, 01:35:57 PM
Why I wear headphones at the gym... and the grocery store... and airplanes...


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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2016, 03:38:49 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 02, 2016, 03:39:06 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 02, 2016, 03:48:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2016, 03:19:51 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 03, 2016, 06:28:57 AM
Bard's are liberal arts majors.
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Post by: kilodelta on April 03, 2016, 01:03:00 PM
Many bards gain stat boosts in gender studies in order to increase the chance to elicit critical responses from goblins, humans, orcs, and beholders.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 03, 2016, 01:22:12 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on April 03, 2016, 01:03:00 PM
Many bards gain stat boosts in gender studies in order to increase the chance to elicit critical responses from goblins, humans, orcs, and beholders.
It's also a good place to pick up chicks.
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Post by: aitm on April 03, 2016, 01:49:31 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on April 03, 2016, 01:03:00 PM
Many bards gain stat boosts in gender studies in order to increase the chance to elicit critical responses from goblins, humans, orcs, and beholders.
one of the reasons why I love this place, is when the topic goes off tracks nobody really knows it
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Post by: kilodelta on April 03, 2016, 09:26:19 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 05, 2016, 06:12:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2016, 02:21:00 AM
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Post by: stromboli on April 06, 2016, 09:28:11 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 06, 2016, 11:06:47 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 06, 2016, 09:28:11 AM

Later she put it back on its bicycle and it swam away to a church fish fry.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2016, 12:30:00 AM


They had some pretty sweet wristwatches in 1872.
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Post by: kilodelta on April 07, 2016, 08:51:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 07, 2016, 12:30:00 AM

They had some pretty sweet wristwatches in 1872.

And great camera lenses that can focus across the entire depth of the view field.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2016, 01:02:11 AM


Road Rash was a hell of a game.
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Post by: stromboli on April 08, 2016, 11:03:32 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 08, 2016, 10:26:19 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 08, 2016, 10:49:05 PM
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Post by: stromboli on April 09, 2016, 04:59:28 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2016, 08:05:05 AM
How do I contact the classmate?
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Post by: stromboli on April 09, 2016, 09:45:21 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2016, 08:05:05 AM
How do I contact the classmate?

The picture on the right is me. Hippies are all dead or running corporations. I have a "friend with benefits" that has a connection. Apparently gay people are more connected than heteros.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2016, 09:50:54 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 09, 2016, 09:45:21 AM
The picture on the right is me. Hippies are all dead or running corporations. I have a "friend with benefits" that has a connection. Apparently gay people are more connected than heteros.
Okay then, I need a dozen "high octane" cookies, please.
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on April 09, 2016, 02:52:29 PM
Quote from: stromboli on April 09, 2016, 09:45:21 AM
The picture on the right is me. Hippies are all dead or running corporations. I have a "friend with benefits" that has a connection. Apparently gay people are more connected than heteros.
No joke: I had someone who apparently works in the film industry offer me a job if I would only give him fellatio. I have a little more integrity than that...and also I highly doubt he works in the film industry.
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Post by: aitm on April 09, 2016, 03:02:48 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on April 09, 2016, 02:52:29 PM
No joke: I had someone who apparently works in the film industry offer me a job if I would only give him fellatio. I have a little more integrity than that...and also I highly doubt he works in the film industry.

I got pretty drunk one night and a gay friend convinced me that gays give the best head….he was certainly right about that. But I have never felt the urge to experience it again. I could not imagine using whatever power I had to initiate any type of sex let alone gay sex. Hey make no mistake, I am a male pig, I have thought about telling the gal she could get the job by dropping to her knees…..alas…never actually made it out of the mind. All those good times I could have had if I had been religious, republican or gotdamn commie……hehehehe
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Post by: stromboli on April 09, 2016, 03:17:05 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2016, 09:50:54 AM
Okay then, I need a dozen "high octane" cookies, please.

Wait a few months. They might be for sale near you.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2016, 08:38:38 PM
Quote from: stromboli on April 09, 2016, 03:17:05 PM
Wait a few months. They might be for sale near you.
Don't tease an old man, he might have a Glock.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 09, 2016, 11:53:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 11, 2016, 11:59:19 AM


"you can't make this up"
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2016, 01:34:53 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2016, 12:43:24 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 12, 2016, 02:04:49 PM
"Damn it!"
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 12, 2016, 05:34:15 PM





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Post by: Unbeliever on April 12, 2016, 07:33:09 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 13, 2016, 08:15:14 AM
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Post by: stromboli on April 13, 2016, 12:35:59 PM


Stromboli he brings you this for your pleasure. Bottom right, eh?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2016, 02:38:41 PM
Mmm...breakfast pizza.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on April 13, 2016, 02:40:09 PM
Quote from: stromboli on April 13, 2016, 12:35:59 PM


Stromboli he brings you this for your pleasure. Bottom right, eh?
I love you.

-Sent from your mom

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2016, 08:10:59 PM


[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOnfKePN9tQ[/spoiler]
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 14, 2016, 12:52:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 14, 2016, 03:39:00 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 14, 2016, 08:33:20 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 14, 2016, 12:52:43 PM

That, my friend, is the nectar of the gods!  Chocolate chip cookie dough is the best--unless it is cookie dough ice cream!!
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Post by: stromboli on April 15, 2016, 07:55:56 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on April 17, 2016, 12:30:06 PM

GLaDOSaurus Rex.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2016, 03:12:28 PM
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Post by: stromboli on April 17, 2016, 10:13:53 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 18, 2016, 03:11:05 PM


Well, I lol-ed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2016, 04:33:47 PM
Crusader Kings 2 reviews:



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Post by: stromboli on April 19, 2016, 10:01:42 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2016, 01:03:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2016, 07:25:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2016, 01:52:21 PM


Pizza is life.
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Post by: stromboli on April 20, 2016, 03:59:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2016, 04:07:56 PM
^ Please tell me that's a critique or satire or something.
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Post by: TomFoolery on April 20, 2016, 06:56:51 PM
A random Sunday school assignment. Kids draw the darndest things.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2016, 10:10:55 PM
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Post by: stromboli on April 21, 2016, 09:40:13 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 21, 2016, 11:47:06 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 21, 2016, 09:40:13 AM

"And the horse you rode in on!", is always a good ender.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 21, 2016, 11:52:14 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 21, 2016, 11:47:06 AM
"And the horse you rode in on!", is always a good ender.
"Phallic, the Western."
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 21, 2016, 11:56:47 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 21, 2016, 11:47:06 AM
"And the horse you rode in on!", is always a good ender.
And can one add:  "and the dog that follows!"?  Or--"....and all of Cincinnati, too!"?

BTW, does anybody know where this saying began???
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 21, 2016, 03:54:09 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 21, 2016, 11:52:14 AM
"Phallic, the Western."


Yeah, reminds me of Lust in the Dust:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVp4HIj1JcA
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 21, 2016, 11:33:54 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 22, 2016, 07:56:00 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 21, 2016, 11:56:47 AM
And can one add:  "and the dog that follows!"?  Or--"....and all of Cincinnati, too!"?

BTW, does anybody know where this saying began???

Probbaly as old as the times people started to use horses to travel around. Very old? :lol:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2016, 08:34:35 AM
There is a world where there are no horses. It's a rather medieval world, chivalry, armor, all that, and the knights ride giant dogs.

One time a knight was dispatched on an urgent mission to get help from a nearby kingdom. He rode out into a fierce storm, making his way in the dark night. Disaster struck when a bridge collapsed and his dog was swept down stream and away from him. He made it to the dark and saw a light in the distance, a farmer's house.

He knocked on the door and the farmer let him in. When he explained his situation the farmer said he'd be right back. He returned with the mangiest, skinniest, ugliest dog the knight had ever seen. But he was desperate and was about to take it when the farmer's wife spoke up.

"Damn it! You can't send a knight out on a dog like this!"
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 22, 2016, 08:43:39 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2016, 08:34:35 AM
There is a world where there are no horses. It's a rather medieval world, chivalry, armor, all that, and the knights ride giant dogs.

One time a knight was dispatched on an urgent mission to get help from a nearby kingdom. He rode out into a fierce storm, making his way in the dark night. Disaster struck when a bridge collapsed and his dog was swept down stream and away from him. He made it to the dark and saw a light in the distance, a farmer's house.

He knocked on the door and the farmer let him in. When he explained his situation the farmer said he'd be right back. He returned with the mangiest, skinniest, ugliest dog the knight had ever seen. But he was desperate and was about to take it when the farmer's wife spoke up.

"Damn it! You can't send a knight out on a dog like this!"
In this world it would be---fuck you and the dog you rode in on!--I guess.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2016, 11:43:29 AM


Hollywood's next hit franchise
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2016, 11:56:49 AM
Hehe.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on April 22, 2016, 12:06:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 13, 2016, 08:10:59 PM


[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOnfKePN9tQ[/spoiler]
HA! I remember playing a lot of Road Rash lol
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Post by: AkiraTheFighter on April 22, 2016, 02:46:31 PM
^That officer handled that situation poorly.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2016, 03:47:28 PM


And from the creators of Dark Souls:

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Post by: Unbeliever on April 22, 2016, 07:29:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2016, 10:29:18 PM


diavolo = devil
ho-ru = japanese tank destroyer
sugoi = amazing
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2016, 07:00:17 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 22, 2016, 08:43:39 AM
In this world it would be---fuck you and the dog you rode in on!--I guess.

Apparently, humans started to domesticate horses around 3000 BCE, while with dogs this goes to a time range like 30000-15000 BCE.

Still, Gawdzilla's story sounds far more likley to be 'real' than Noah's Arch. :)
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 24, 2016, 09:32:56 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2016, 07:00:17 AM
Apparently, humans started to domesticate horses around 3000 BCE, while with dogs this goes to a time range like 30000-15000 BCE.

Still, Gawdzilla's story sounds far more likley to be 'real' than Noah's Arch. :)
This is most likely one of those sayings that would be impossible to find a real origin for.
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Post by: stromboli on April 24, 2016, 10:13:46 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2016, 10:21:54 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 24, 2016, 09:32:56 AM
This is most likely one of those sayings that would be impossible to find a real origin for.

Of course. I am just having fun. And it is still better than a lot of scripture stories.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on April 25, 2016, 03:19:00 AM
I made a meme that shows what Tumblr has become, in a nutshell.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on April 25, 2016, 10:26:49 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 24, 2016, 10:13:46 AM

I sexually identify as a janitor, so I can go into any washroom without being questioned.
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Post by: stromboli on April 25, 2016, 10:42:11 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on April 25, 2016, 10:26:49 AM
I sexually identify as a janitor, so I can go into any washroom without being questioned.

That is actually brilliant. You now have a tshirt line to sell.
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Post by: stromboli on April 25, 2016, 10:44:32 AM

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2016, 11:48:59 AM
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Post by: stromboli on April 26, 2016, 06:02:06 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 26, 2016, 06:21:25 PM






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Post by: Unbeliever on April 26, 2016, 07:08:11 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on April 27, 2016, 03:31:42 AM
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Post by: stromboli on April 27, 2016, 12:06:18 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 27, 2016, 07:20:35 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 27, 2016, 07:23:53 PM
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Post by: FinalSomnia on April 27, 2016, 07:31:03 PM
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I drive a truck myself, and the Crete/Schaffer guys are always a thorn in my side. I once saw another one of their trucks broken down on the side of the interstate, with a trailer that read "Satisfied driver 70 feet ahead."
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 27, 2016, 08:24:07 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 27, 2016, 08:35:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 28, 2016, 01:09:48 PM


He is Horatio.  They are Horatio.  He...they...it is difficult to differentiate.  Spreading themselves across the galaxy, Horatio wishes to fill it with people as beautiful as the most beautiful thing in the universe.  Himself.  Horatio.  Now his goal is to make the entire galaxy great again.  And he doesn't much care if the galaxy agrees.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 28, 2016, 05:31:21 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 28, 2016, 05:58:45 PM
I wonder how many trips like that he has to make to earn dinner for his family?
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 28, 2016, 06:00:32 PM
I don't know, but he certainly seems to be a resourceful fellow.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on April 28, 2016, 11:56:07 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 28, 2016, 01:09:48 PMHe is Horatio.  They are Horatio.  He...they...it is difficult to differentiate.  Spreading themselves across the galaxy, Horatio wishes to fill it with people as beautiful as the most beautiful thing in the universe.  Himself.  Horatio.  Now his goal is to make the entire galaxy great again.  And he doesn't make care if the galaxy agrees.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 01, 2016, 03:59:56 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2016, 06:19:08 AM
8:80 AM is awfully early...
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Post by: pr126 on May 01, 2016, 10:31:14 AM

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2016, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: pr126 on May 01, 2016, 10:31:14 AM


I retired in 1989. :)
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 01, 2016, 11:10:33 AM
Quote from: pr126 on May 01, 2016, 10:31:14 AM

Cats, and I, have much in common then. :)
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Post by: pr126 on May 01, 2016, 11:11:31 AM
Retired 2004.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 02, 2016, 05:43:14 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on May 02, 2016, 11:37:43 PM
2016
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 03, 2016, 09:09:27 AM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on May 02, 2016, 11:37:43 PM
2016
Where can I get a couple of those for my yard???
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Post by: widdershins on May 03, 2016, 02:08:11 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 03, 2016, 09:09:27 AM
Where can I get a couple of those for my yard???
http://16sucks.com/ (http://16sucks.com/products)

They're $30, though.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 03, 2016, 02:31:57 PM
I have an objection to that. It should read 'The World is Doomed'. Not US.
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 03, 2016, 02:54:10 PM
Quote from: widdershins on May 03, 2016, 02:08:11 PM
http://16sucks.com/ (http://16sucks.com/products)

They're $30, though.
Really?  Well, maybe I'll just make my own. :))
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 03, 2016, 04:54:07 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 03, 2016, 02:54:10 PM
Really?  Well, maybe I'll just make my own. :))
Get a quote from buildasign.com
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 03, 2016, 05:48:22 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 03, 2016, 04:54:07 PM
Get a quote from buildasign.com
Thanks for the site.  Actually, I found two signs behind my shed in the back yard from the last election that were not picked up.  I'll use them and cover the writing and then make up my own saying.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 03, 2016, 08:40:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 03, 2016, 09:23:58 PM
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Post by: stromboli on May 04, 2016, 03:22:38 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on May 04, 2016, 05:24:24 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 04, 2016, 03:22:38 PM

*Reformed.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 04, 2016, 05:37:53 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on May 04, 2016, 05:24:24 PM
*Reformed.
Clean and sober.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on May 04, 2016, 07:53:07 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 04, 2016, 08:01:07 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 05, 2016, 08:35:49 AM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on May 04, 2016, 07:53:07 PM

I knew guys in LA, specifically Venice Beach, who looked like He-Man.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 05, 2016, 12:15:11 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 05, 2016, 07:30:11 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 05, 2016, 07:41:47 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2016, 05:34:56 AM
My dad has sent me this. After 70 things get very clear and brief I suppose?

QuoteRetired Person's Perspective

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.

4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.

7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?

9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.


Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just don't give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 06, 2016, 09:20:04 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2016, 05:34:56 AM
My dad has sent me this. After 70 things get very clear and brief I suppose?
I really, really, really, like your dad!!!  You are a very lucky young lady to have such a dad!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 06, 2016, 01:46:18 PM


Kudzu:  death is for pansies
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2016, 03:58:12 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 06, 2016, 09:20:04 AM
I really, really, really, like your dad!!!  You are a very lucky young lady to have such a dad!

I think I am. But he calls his toilet 'The Office'. If a friend calls him when he is in, we just say 'he is in the office and he'll get back to you' and everyone gets it. And considering he is in for a long time, this is a routine. :lol:   
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 10, 2016, 01:51:16 PM

I am so going to hell.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 10, 2016, 06:07:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 06, 2016, 01:46:18 PM


Kudzu:  death is for pansies

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Post by: Mike Cl on May 10, 2016, 07:34:55 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2016, 03:58:12 PM
I think I am. But he calls his toilet 'The Office'. If a friend calls him when he is in, we just say 'he is in the office and he'll get back to you' and everyone gets it. And considering he is in for a long time, this is a routine. :lol:
this will really date me, but my grandfather would say on his way out of the house to the outhouse, "Goin' to see Mrs. Jones!" .  Have no idea where that came from.  And I tell you what, I grew to hate the slicky pages from the sears and roebuck catalog. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 10, 2016, 08:27:59 PM
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on May 11, 2016, 11:44:19 PM
1st Shift:


2nd shift:


3rd shift:
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2016, 03:53:05 AM
1st shift:



2nd shift:



3rd shift:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 12, 2016, 08:01:41 AM
You forgot 4th shift.


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Post by: stromboli on May 12, 2016, 10:52:14 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2016, 12:33:23 AM


MFW I use VATS in Fallout 3
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 13, 2016, 09:00:18 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 13, 2016, 12:33:23 AM


MFW I use VATS in Fallout 3
Is that an anti-material rifle????
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2016, 01:46:52 PM
All I can say for certain is that it's an anti-taillight rifle.
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Post by: stromboli on May 13, 2016, 01:48:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 13, 2016, 01:46:52 PM
All I can say for certain is that it's an anti-taillight rifle.

"One shot, one kill"
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2016, 01:48:36 PM


When shareef don't like it but you wanna rock da casbah anyway.
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Post by: stromboli on May 13, 2016, 01:50:05 PM
For a second there I thought that Was Wolf on acid but its a Kawasaki. 
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Post by: stromboli on May 15, 2016, 10:48:42 AM
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Post by: stromboli on May 15, 2016, 10:57:28 AM
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Post by: stromboli on May 15, 2016, 10:58:54 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2016, 05:27:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2016, 07:06:53 PM
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on May 17, 2016, 12:28:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 16, 2016, 07:06:53 PM


I've seen shit like that happen IRL. Would you think I'm lying if I said alcohol was usually involved?
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Post by: stromboli on May 17, 2016, 01:20:37 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on May 17, 2016, 12:28:22 PM
I've seen shit like that happen IRL. Would you think I'm lying if I said alcohol was usually involved?

I don't know. stupidity is self powered.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 17, 2016, 04:35:03 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 17, 2016, 01:20:37 PM"Hold my brain and watch this!"
I don't know. stupidity is self powered.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 17, 2016, 04:35:34 PM
Fucking cell phone.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 17, 2016, 06:18:06 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 17, 2016, 06:32:10 PM
Now I know what the term 'douche bag' means!  :wtf:
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2016, 06:00:03 PM
She was drinking directly out of the jug with the fridge door wide open.  Technically, there's no good guy here.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2016, 06:01:05 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 18, 2016, 06:04:55 PM
I can hear that fellow telling everyone: It was a miracle - a miracle I tell ya!
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 18, 2016, 06:14:47 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 18, 2016, 06:25:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 18, 2016, 06:01:05 PM

"Hold my advance directive and watch this."
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Post by: stromboli on May 18, 2016, 06:33:42 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 18, 2016, 06:25:51 PM
"Hold my advance directive and watch this."
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 18, 2016, 06:01:05 PM


A future Republican congressman in the making.
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 18, 2016, 06:38:02 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 18, 2016, 06:33:42 PM
A future Republican congressman in the making.
If that's the case, too bad he was not a tab bit faster.
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Post by: stromboli on May 18, 2016, 06:48:28 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 19, 2016, 01:55:34 AM
Too late for this one. C'est la forum.
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Post by: stromboli on May 19, 2016, 11:08:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2016, 10:54:44 PM
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Post by: gentle_dissident on May 20, 2016, 11:23:59 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 17, 2016, 06:32:10 PM
Now I know what the term 'douche bag' means!  :wtf:
That is the reaction they risked when uploading the sketch.
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Post by: stromboli on May 21, 2016, 08:39:54 AM
If they ever invent a douche bag filter for the internet the content will drop by half.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2016, 01:37:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 22, 2016, 10:00:26 PM


[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 23, 2016, 06:42:50 AM
"Hold my beer and watch this!"
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Post by: stromboli on May 23, 2016, 09:59:03 AM
I take my watermelon along with a slice of thumb.......
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Post by: stromboli on May 23, 2016, 11:03:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2016, 03:58:28 PM
How it feels to debate creationists:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 23, 2016, 08:58:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2016, 03:58:28 PM
How it feels to debate creationists:


For most of the history of Earth they'd only see bare rock or slime molds. The last 1/8th is where things started to get interesting. So if aliens visited Earth before about 500,000,000 BCE they probably wouldn't even slow down.
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Post by: stromboli on May 23, 2016, 09:03:26 PM
Dinosaurs aren't made out of light........  :eek:
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Post by: kilodelta on May 23, 2016, 09:09:40 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 23, 2016, 08:58:33 PM
For most of the history of Earth they'd only see bare rock or slime molds. The last 1/8th is where things started to get interesting. So if aliens visited Earth before about 500,000,000 BCE they probably wouldn't even slow down.

/stonervoice "But what if they like stopped by that long ago to impregnate the Earth? Whoa."
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 23, 2016, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 23, 2016, 09:03:26 PM
Dinosaurs aren't made out of light........  :eek:
Some how, and I don't know why, I suspect you have a point?
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 23, 2016, 10:40:26 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 23, 2016, 09:03:26 PM
Dinosaurs aren't made out of light........  :eek:
Well, not just light, but sweetness and light.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 24, 2016, 03:28:22 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 24, 2016, 01:17:17 PM






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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 24, 2016, 03:05:15 PM
:pp

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Post by: stromboli on May 24, 2016, 03:10:17 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 23, 2016, 09:39:05 PM
Some how, and I don't know why, I suspect you have a point?
I watched the video, from whence came the quote. To solve the riddle you must watch the video. MUHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 25, 2016, 11:45:00 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on May 26, 2016, 03:02:18 AM
Found this gem on OK Cupid just now lolol
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Post by: stromboli on May 26, 2016, 11:14:10 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 26, 2016, 03:07:16 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 26, 2016, 11:14:10 AM

First picture out of LA after THE BIG ONE.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 26, 2016, 08:50:44 PM
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Post by: stromboli on May 27, 2016, 05:02:44 PM
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Post by: stromboli on May 28, 2016, 09:17:12 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on May 28, 2016, 09:58:49 PM
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Post by: gentle_dissident on May 28, 2016, 10:14:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2016, 03:48:50 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2016, 07:22:24 AM
One water park I visit has a sign: DO NOT GO HEAD FIRST UNLESS YOU LOOK VERY CUTE IN ONE HALF OF A BIKINI.
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Post by: stromboli on May 29, 2016, 09:12:50 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2016, 12:44:19 PM
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Post by: gentle_dissident on May 29, 2016, 06:41:52 PM

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/david-cameron-posted-a-picture-of-himself-on-the-phone-and-t?utm_term=.wwxBOBm3V#.bwb1b1eYA (https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/david-cameron-posted-a-picture-of-himself-on-the-phone-and-t?utm_term=.wwxBOBm3V#.bwb1b1eYA)
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Post by: gentle_dissident on May 29, 2016, 06:43:23 PM
Once more for good measure.
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 29, 2016, 12:44:19 PM

I encourage the posting of girls in their underwear.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2016, 07:29:39 PM
Quote from: gentle_dissident on May 29, 2016, 06:43:23 PM
Once more for good measure.I encourage the posting of girls in their underwear.
I can post a hundred gig without going into the subfolders.
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Post by: aitm on May 29, 2016, 09:56:34 PM
 
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2016, 07:29:39 PM
I can post a hundred gig without going into the subfolders.

And I call you a liar…..:menacing:
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2016, 10:59:42 PM
Quote from: gentle_dissident on May 29, 2016, 06:43:23 PMOnce more for good measure.I encourage the posting of girls in their underwear.
Girls.  Guys.  Doesn't matter to me.

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Post by: kilodelta on May 30, 2016, 01:10:53 AM
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Post by: stromboli on May 30, 2016, 07:13:54 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 30, 2016, 07:42:26 AM

And who mows the lawns in "The Walking Dead"?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 30, 2016, 07:45:19 AM
Quote from: aitm on May 29, 2016, 09:56:34 PM

And I call you a liar…..:menacing:
Say good bye to your bandwidth.
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Post by: stromboli on May 30, 2016, 09:18:39 AM
that's how you stay married for 40 years. Bandwidth.
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Post by: gentle_dissident on May 30, 2016, 04:54:03 PM


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Post by: Johan on May 30, 2016, 05:50:34 PM
Quote from: stromboli on May 30, 2016, 07:13:54 AM

There is no pedal. No wonder it vanished. What good it is without a pedal?
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 30, 2016, 05:58:11 PM
Quote from: Johan on May 30, 2016, 05:50:34 PM
There is no pedal. No wonder it vanished. What good it is without a pedal?
One can ride it down hill!  The return trip is hell, tho.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 01, 2016, 04:18:28 PM
Yeah, unless it's downhill both ways! After Jesus come back, who knows?
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 01, 2016, 06:13:47 PM





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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2016, 07:28:03 PM


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Post by: gentle_dissident on June 01, 2016, 07:46:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 01, 2016, 07:28:03 PM
reality coated sugar.jpg
I may have new pastime.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2016, 11:13:17 PM
Quote from: gentle_dissident on June 01, 2016, 07:46:14 PM
I may have new pastime.
Sometimes you just have to be Frank with people.  Lisa Frank.  :P
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Post by: gentle_dissident on June 01, 2016, 11:22:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 01, 2016, 11:13:17 PM
Sometimes you just have to be Frank with people.  Lisa Frank.  :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2016, 11:26:34 PM


The lemon tree absolutely slays me.  See those sharp, scissor-like teeth?  They're for picking lemons for lemonade.  Of course!  It's so obvious.  And those clawed hands?  Maybe it uses those to stir the punch.  That sounds about right.

Also, we need to have a serious talk with creationists and clear up the misconception that carnivores = violent monsters.  Cats and foxes are carnivores.  Yeah, they're murder machines, but they're also super cute.
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Post by: gentle_dissident on June 01, 2016, 11:52:44 PM





http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ (http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/)
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Post by: stromboli on June 02, 2016, 12:06:54 AM


To no one in particular.....
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 02, 2016, 06:35:19 AM
Quote from: stromboli on June 02, 2016, 12:06:54 AM


To no one in particular.....
Sure, you say that now...
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Post by: stromboli on June 02, 2016, 09:41:34 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 02, 2016, 06:35:19 AM
Sure, you say that now...

Just a Disney tranny to world, basically. I should post something similar to the world on my front door.
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Post by: stromboli on June 02, 2016, 10:03:08 AM
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Post by: stromboli on June 02, 2016, 10:08:04 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on June 03, 2016, 07:24:56 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2016, 07:28:16 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on June 03, 2016, 07:24:56 AM

Just remove the safties from guns. 15% of the morons would be dead in a week.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2016, 02:13:43 PM
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Post by: FinalSomnia on June 03, 2016, 03:08:27 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 03, 2016, 02:13:43 PM

And these are the ones that are breeding?! ;_;
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Post by: stromboli on June 03, 2016, 03:52:34 PM
Quote from: FinalSomnia on June 03, 2016, 03:08:27 PM
And these are the ones that are breeding?! ;_;

That poor child will be in a mental institution by age 14.
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Post by: stromboli on June 03, 2016, 03:58:32 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on June 03, 2016, 07:24:56 AM


Reminds me of the good old days with OSHA. Went to a call as a backup ambulance driver. Guy working in construction got run over by a backhoe. The backhoe had an OSHA required backup bell but they were working in a high noise areas and the dude had OSHA approved earmuffs. And ne'er the twain shall meet.......... :biggrin:

Yes I know, OSHA has saved many lives. But some shit they hadn't sorted out yet.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2016, 05:23:06 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 03, 2016, 03:58:32 PM
Reminds me of the good old days with OSHA. Went to a call as a backup ambulance driver. Guy working in construction got run over by a backhoe. The backhoe had an OSHA required backup bell but they were working in a high noise areas and the dude had OSHA approved earmuffs. And ne'er the twain shall meet.......... :biggrin:

Yes I know, OSHA has saved many lives. But some shit they hadn't sorted out yet.
Like the part where they should have had a walker in that environment to warn them when to not run over co-workers? OSHA didn't fail there.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on June 03, 2016, 10:09:07 PM
OSHA doesn't have shit on the Corps of Engineers. A few weeks ago I spent several hours writing a 30 page safety plan so a couple of very experienced $60K a year techs could wall mount some flat screen TV's for them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2016, 10:58:19 PM


Too soon?
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 04, 2016, 12:03:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 03, 2016, 10:58:19 PM


Too soon?
Way too soon. I still remember that time when someone's crotch-spawn took a shit in the ball pit. Scarred me for life.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2016, 11:57:17 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2016, 03:08:11 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 05, 2016, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: gentle_dissident on June 01, 2016, 11:52:44 PM


That reminds me 'the_antithesis'. An old member. It was his avatar.

Corrected lol.
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Post by: aitm on June 05, 2016, 05:24:49 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 05, 2016, 04:51:55 PM
That reminds me 'the_antithesis'. An old member. It was his avatar.

Corrected lol.

He was a pretty neat old coot.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 05, 2016, 05:32:45 PM
Agreed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2016, 08:18:33 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 08, 2016, 07:23:32 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 07, 2016, 08:18:33 PM



The author missed "passing water."
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Post by: stromboli on June 08, 2016, 09:56:29 AM
I can claim 3 out of 5. I'll let you figure out which ones.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 08, 2016, 10:33:19 AM


[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBvV1miNoA8[/spoiler]
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Post by: stromboli on June 09, 2016, 09:02:43 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 09, 2016, 06:08:06 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 09, 2016, 06:52:28 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on June 11, 2016, 04:34:29 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2016, 03:40:46 PM
When you're fighting over the last slice of pizza and then someone brings a second pizza:

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Post by: stromboli on June 12, 2016, 10:00:24 AM
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Post by: stromboli on June 12, 2016, 11:22:32 AM



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Post by: Poison Tree on June 12, 2016, 12:08:43 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 12, 2016, 11:22:32 AM




When I was younger I used to assume that these people were having, essentially, test anxiety; the sight of Leno and a camera caused their brain to lock up. As I've grown more cynical I think that many of them acted dumb because that's how they could get on TV. 
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 12, 2016, 12:46:52 PM
Quote from: Poison Tree on June 12, 2016, 12:08:43 PM
When I was younger I used to assume that these people were having, essentially, test anxiety; the sight of Leno and a camera caused their brain to lock up. As I've grown more cynical I think that many of them acted dumb because that's how they could get on TV.
I think you are right.  Well, except for those that have no brain to use (and will therefore vote Trump) and don't need to 'act' dumb--to get on TV or go to McDonalds or anywhere else.  I remember seeing the geography test the plebs took in West Point.  5% could mislabeled the USSR!  Think about that--the future super star officers in the Army and 1 in 20 did not know where Russia is???????  Then think of the average Joe--the plumber, ya know--and think what they just don't understand.  It is mind boggling.  The Leno interviewee is not in the minority. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 13, 2016, 12:02:13 AM
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Post by: gentle_dissident on June 13, 2016, 12:19:52 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 13, 2016, 12:02:13 AM

We celebrate Yule, but I love Christmas music. Last year we had the K-Mart Christmas tapes in addition to our vintage collection. I carried SomaFM's Christmas music with me when I went out. Life changing weirdness. I'm hoping this year's music selection becomes apparent to me soon. I'd like to get started on Yule early this year. I'm hoping for the best one ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTTKis3IJ-s
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 13, 2016, 08:13:34 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 13, 2016, 12:02:13 AM

Was she wearing boots? Was Ironman on the TV? Was there a figure in black in the room?
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Post by: stromboli on June 14, 2016, 05:41:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 14, 2016, 06:17:07 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 14, 2016, 09:47:08 PM
I've been that drunk.
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Post by: stromboli on June 14, 2016, 10:08:00 PM


Trough religion will come trut.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2016, 01:09:14 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 15, 2016, 02:01:26 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 15, 2016, 01:09:14 AM

I still can't imagine how she didn't notice what she was doing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2016, 03:42:01 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 15, 2016, 04:41:55 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on June 15, 2016, 02:01:26 AM
I still can't imagine how she didn't notice what she was doing.
Hyperfocused. She was watching her fingertip while looking for street intersections so she got the "affected area" correctly.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2016, 11:03:37 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 16, 2016, 01:56:59 AM
Life from a phone's perspective.




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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2016, 02:48:44 AM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on June 16, 2016, 02:22:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2016, 03:46:21 PM
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Post by: stromboli on June 17, 2016, 08:55:00 PM
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Post by: stromboli on June 17, 2016, 10:37:05 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2016, 05:39:52 AM
I love the whole "Stars and Stripes is sacred!" meme followed by some gal in a red-white-and-blue bikini stuffed up the crack of her ass.
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Post by: stromboli on June 18, 2016, 10:47:15 AM
Yes but- name that car!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2016, 10:51:24 AM
Quote from: stromboli on June 18, 2016, 10:47:15 AM
Yes but- name that car!
It's a Suzuki.
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Post by: stromboli on June 18, 2016, 11:45:39 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2016, 10:51:24 AM
It's a Suzuki.

Not going to admit your age, are you?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2016, 11:52:17 AM
Quote from: stromboli on June 18, 2016, 11:45:39 AM
Not going to admit your age, are you?
No, I zoomed in the picture and read the grill.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 18, 2016, 07:32:57 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 16, 2016, 02:48:44 AM

I need to know what show this is from. For science.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2016, 08:47:28 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on June 18, 2016, 07:32:57 PMI need to know what show this is from. For science.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oreshura

What I wouldn't give for an extension that tracks the source of a still image or gif.  I swear, 90% of r/anime is "what's this from?", "what's that from?"

Until that momentous day, I have to rely on reverse image search and long odds that the hosting site also lists the source.
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Post by: stromboli on June 19, 2016, 12:24:56 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 18, 2016, 08:47:28 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oreshura

What I wouldn't give for an extension that tracks the source of a still image or gif.  I swear, 90% of r/anime is "what's this from?", "what's that from?"

Until that momentous day, I have to rely on reverse image search and long odds that the hosting site also lists the source.

And we are all damn proud of you.

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Post by: stromboli on June 19, 2016, 12:25:48 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2016, 12:54:26 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2016, 03:23:50 AM
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Post by: stromboli on June 19, 2016, 08:12:52 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 19, 2016, 08:17:14 AM
Quote from: stromboli on June 19, 2016, 08:12:52 AM

Now we have a party!
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Post by: stromboli on June 21, 2016, 05:00:28 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 21, 2016, 09:31:49 AM
The foam goes to the 2/3 mark, not the milk.
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Post by: stromboli on June 21, 2016, 10:14:36 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 21, 2016, 09:31:49 AM
The foam goes to the 2/3 mark, not the milk.

I noticed that. Stupid theist.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 21, 2016, 10:35:17 AM
Quote from: stromboli on June 21, 2016, 10:14:36 AM
I noticed that. Stupid theist.
'Stupid theist.'  Isn't that redundant??
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Post by: stromboli on June 21, 2016, 11:31:29 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 21, 2016, 10:35:17 AM
'Stupid theist.'  Isn't that redundant??

Somebody said you were a theist. I respect that.  :biggrin:
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2016, 12:34:53 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 21, 2016, 01:37:44 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 21, 2016, 11:31:29 AM
Somebody said you were a theist. I respect that.  :biggrin:
You puffed too much air into that statement--it is not 'a theist', but atheist. :))
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Post by: stromboli on June 21, 2016, 02:27:26 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 21, 2016, 01:37:44 PM
You puffed too much air into that statement--it is not 'a theist', but atheist. :))

Then by god I've been misled.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 21, 2016, 04:54:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 19, 2016, 08:17:14 AM
Now we have a party!

Hey, if it was good enough for Saint Peter, it's good enough for me!
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 21, 2016, 04:56:00 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 19, 2016, 08:12:52 AM


Hey, if it was good enough for St. Peter, it's good enough for me!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2016, 05:37:02 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 21, 2016, 06:41:11 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 21, 2016, 02:27:26 PM
Then by god I've been misled.
:)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 22, 2016, 03:54:53 AM


And don't get me started on parallel parking.  It basically gave me temporary leukemia.  I'm figuratively dying right now.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 23, 2016, 07:44:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 23, 2016, 08:03:50 PM
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Post by: stromboli on June 23, 2016, 11:51:34 PM



This guy frightens children in their dreams.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 24, 2016, 03:41:47 AM
Man's best friend:

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 24, 2016, 01:50:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 24, 2016, 10:27:49 PM
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Post by: stromboli on June 26, 2016, 06:32:53 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 27, 2016, 09:56:24 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 27, 2016, 10:28:30 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on June 27, 2016, 09:56:24 AM

Now there's the original anhero.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2016, 02:12:56 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2016, 11:13:19 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 28, 2016, 11:32:24 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2016, 11:13:19 AM

0/10, non-mammalian mammaries ruin the illusion.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2016, 11:46:06 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on June 28, 2016, 11:32:24 AM
0/10, non-mammalian mammaries ruin the illusion.
And inspire a few fantasies...
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Post by: stromboli on June 28, 2016, 09:45:24 PM



And they beat England.  :histerical:
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2016, 11:09:38 PM
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Post by: FinalSomnia on June 29, 2016, 10:06:55 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2016, 11:13:19 AM

I'd make her dino sore, if you know what I mean...

Just kidding, I don't even know if we'd be sexually compatible

I'm so alone
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 29, 2016, 11:52:34 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 29, 2016, 04:31:40 PM
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Post by: stromboli on June 30, 2016, 11:28:48 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 30, 2016, 06:27:19 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 30, 2016, 11:28:48 AM

And I bet Bryan can turn Coors Lite into piss, as well.
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Post by: FinalSomnia on June 30, 2016, 07:31:45 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 30, 2016, 06:27:19 PM
And I bet Bryan can turn Coors Lite into piss, as well.
What's the difference, exactly?
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 30, 2016, 09:39:10 PM
Quote from: FinalSomnia on June 30, 2016, 07:31:45 PM
What's the difference, exactly?
Well, yeah, you have a point.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 30, 2016, 10:11:02 PM








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Post by: Mike Cl on July 01, 2016, 11:22:26 AM
^Been there!  Oh, yeah! Been there!!!!!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2016, 02:08:30 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 01, 2016, 11:52:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 02, 2016, 12:46:17 PM


It's fine, honey.  It's just a long-distance relationship.
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Post by: stromboli on July 03, 2016, 08:58:55 AM
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on July 03, 2016, 09:27:26 PM
I like to think of my body as a temple, or at least a well maintained Presbyterian Youth Center.
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Post by: stromboli on July 04, 2016, 02:26:44 PM



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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2016, 02:44:20 PM
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Post by: stromboli on July 05, 2016, 12:44:28 AM
Quote from: Jason Harvestdancer on July 03, 2016, 09:27:26 PM
I like to think of my body as a temple, or at least a well maintained Presbyterian Youth Center.

My body is a temple with a rumpus room and a snack bar.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2016, 10:04:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 08, 2016, 06:38:56 PM
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Post by: stromboli on July 09, 2016, 01:47:57 PM


Your "No Shit Sherlock" post of the day.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 09, 2016, 02:37:29 PM


In fairness to the riot police, the protestors threw a voltorb first.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 09, 2016, 05:00:07 PM


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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 10, 2016, 12:15:12 AM

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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 11, 2016, 06:23:33 AM
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Post by: stromboli on July 11, 2016, 11:01:30 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 11, 2016, 11:30:39 AM
Yeah, but the house has wheels and car doesn't.
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Post by: stromboli on July 11, 2016, 11:48:25 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 11, 2016, 11:30:39 AM
Yeah, but the house has wheels and car doesn't.

Yet the mobile homes stay put because the tires are flat and there is nothing to tow them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2016, 03:46:49 PM
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Post by: stromboli on July 12, 2016, 06:22:15 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2016, 07:40:24 PM
Too far away to be one of my cousins.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 13, 2016, 01:32:44 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 13, 2016, 02:00:46 PM
Name that movie.
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Post by: stromboli on July 13, 2016, 02:59:57 PM
30 Seconds Over Tokyo
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 13, 2016, 04:38:59 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 13, 2016, 04:42:02 PM
Quote from: stromboli on July 13, 2016, 02:59:57 PM
30 Seconds Over Tokyo
Nope.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 13, 2016, 04:42:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 13, 2016, 04:38:59 PM

We're completely safe if that's a campaign promise.
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Post by: stromboli on July 13, 2016, 05:46:46 PM
I'll go with "A Guy Named Joe" but after that, meh.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 13, 2016, 06:04:57 PM
Quote from: stromboli on July 13, 2016, 05:46:46 PM
I'll go with "A Guy Named Joe" but after that, meh.
It's a James Arness movie.
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Post by: aitm on July 13, 2016, 09:17:48 PM
oh, I was going to go with that green beret movie with wayne but the set looks a little too early. Can't put Arness in any war movie.
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Post by: stromboli on July 13, 2016, 09:39:30 PM
Quote from: aitm on July 13, 2016, 09:17:48 PM
oh, I was going to go with that green beret movie with wayne but the set looks a little too early. Can't put Arness in any war movie.

They were both in "Battleground" but I believe that is about the Battle of the Bulge. Not interested enough to research past that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2016, 06:41:41 AM
It's military, and there was a war, but not a conventional one.

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2016, 08:19:16 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 14, 2016, 08:24:11 PM











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Post by: Unbeliever on July 14, 2016, 08:27:26 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2016, 09:37:18 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 14, 2016, 08:19:16 PM

Did she have to draw a blue penis on her post?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2016, 10:49:19 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2016, 09:37:18 PM
Did she have to draw a blue penis on her post?
Her post?  Why can't that be a guy?   :headscratch:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 15, 2016, 06:40:55 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 14, 2016, 10:49:19 PM
Her post?  Why can't that be a guy?   :headscratch:
Because it would be funnier if it was a woman, of course.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 15, 2016, 02:24:08 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 14, 2016, 08:24:11 PM


What is the optical illusion in this one? Also coke commercial one is so obvious too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2016, 03:23:24 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 15, 2016, 03:44:43 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 15, 2016, 02:24:08 PM
What is the optical illusion in this one? Also coke commercial one is so obvious too.

A woman touching/spreading herself. That, or I have a more perverted mind than I thought.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2016, 09:03:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2016, 02:46:11 AM
Me irl

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Post by: stromboli on July 17, 2016, 09:58:12 AM
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Post by: stromboli on July 17, 2016, 04:48:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2016, 06:41:25 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 18, 2016, 02:55:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2016, 01:05:18 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 19, 2016, 05:10:26 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 15, 2016, 03:44:43 PM
A woman touching/spreading herself. That, or I have a more perverted mind than I thought.

oh...still doesn't look like to me.
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 19, 2016, 09:09:55 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 18, 2016, 02:55:00 PM

Yeah............that's what I've been missing......I've run out of WD 40!!
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Post by: stromboli on July 19, 2016, 10:30:14 AM
I never run out of WD-40. Or duct tape. Or thread sealer. Because Stromboli is wise.

Carry on.
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Post by: stromboli on July 19, 2016, 10:52:08 AM


No, really?

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Post by: stromboli on July 19, 2016, 02:18:38 PM











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Post by: Unbeliever on July 19, 2016, 06:41:07 PM
And because of Obama the stuff now falls right outta the sky! Thanks Obama!


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Post by: Unbeliever on July 19, 2016, 06:56:51 PM
Here's an awesome solution to the energy crisis:





:tease:


That's what this guy has done with his little wooden car:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHDFxm7ZU4Q





:headscratch:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 19, 2016, 07:39:38 PM
The magnets both pull equally. So the rear one and the front one cancel out.
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Post by: Johan on July 19, 2016, 08:16:28 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 19, 2016, 07:39:38 PM
The magnets both pull equally. So the rear one and the front one cancel out.
But... I saw the car move, so clearly you're wrong. Because we all know everything on youtube is real and nothing is ever fake.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 19, 2016, 08:25:59 PM
Quote from: Johan on July 19, 2016, 08:16:28 PM
But... I saw the car move, so clearly you're wrong. Because we all know everything on youtube is real and nothing is ever fake.
Oh, I think the Lincoln/Einstein debates were fascinating. You can't find that kind of thing on the Lame Stream Media.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 19, 2016, 09:03:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2016, 11:30:01 PM
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Post by: stromboli on July 20, 2016, 06:27:38 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2016, 05:07:14 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 20, 2016, 08:09:57 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 20, 2016, 05:07:14 PM

Baragon's got this.

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 20, 2016, 08:13:13 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 21, 2016, 08:08:57 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2016, 05:02:28 AM








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Post by: Hydra009 on July 26, 2016, 12:19:04 AM


Get the second apostrophe in witness protection, because it just witnessed a murder.
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Post by: pr126 on July 26, 2016, 07:28:34 AM

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Post by: Unbeliever on July 26, 2016, 07:17:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 27, 2016, 10:16:23 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on July 27, 2016, 10:38:17 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 19, 2016, 12:25:48 AM

Does anyone know if that guy is one of the guys from Derrick Comedy?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 28, 2016, 09:38:10 AM
This was on my Faceboook feed today and cracked me up.

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Post by: stromboli on July 28, 2016, 11:50:58 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2016, 12:01:02 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on July 28, 2016, 09:38:10 AM
This was on my Faceboook feed today and cracked me up.


The verbiage seems off.  Even though "try" is often used for comparisons, it looks like they're literally asking me to try dying, which is a mildly off-putting suggestion.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 28, 2016, 12:30:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2016, 12:01:02 PM
The verbiage seems off.  Even though "try" is often used for comparisons, it looks like they're literally asking me to try dying, which is a mildly off-putting suggestion.
I know! That is one reason I find it so funny. Works on a couple of levels.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2016, 12:41:43 PM
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Post by: stromboli on July 29, 2016, 01:50:27 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2016, 02:58:45 AM




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Post by: stromboli on July 29, 2016, 11:01:37 AM
Combine instinct with valor and you got either a Medal of Honor or 12 dead people.
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Post by: kilodelta on July 29, 2016, 01:26:16 PM
Anyone else read this as "Not Now?"

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 29, 2016, 01:34:14 PM
Google translate: "Allah snackbar!"
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Post by: stromboli on July 29, 2016, 01:58:32 PM
I'm going to copy that and pin it to everything I see. The locals will become paranoid and expect the Illuminati is behind it.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 29, 2016, 05:37:12 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on July 29, 2016, 01:26:16 PM
Anyone else read this as "Not Now?"



Looks suspiciously Muslim.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 29, 2016, 05:48:41 PM
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Post by: stromboli on July 29, 2016, 11:04:43 PM
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Post by: aitm on July 30, 2016, 07:45:46 AM
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Thats good
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 30, 2016, 01:46:39 PM
That is really good.
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Post by: stromboli on July 30, 2016, 02:30:57 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 31, 2016, 02:18:33 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 31, 2016, 10:55:55 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 31, 2016, 02:18:33 AM

Oh Hillary is objectively the better candidate on all counts. My dislike for her mostly takes place on the "because fuck you" level of pettiness.
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Post by: stromboli on July 31, 2016, 11:05:54 AM
I see a future with world leaders all being women in pant suits with designer labels. A brave new world my friends, a brave new world. Bring cookies.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 31, 2016, 12:00:57 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 31, 2016, 12:26:42 PM
Quote from: stromboli on July 31, 2016, 11:05:54 AM
I see a future with world leaders all being women in pant suits with designer labels. A brave new world my friends, a brave new world. Bring cookies.
Some days I think we already live on Lyrane II. :sigh:
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 31, 2016, 03:16:38 PM
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Post by: stromboli on August 01, 2016, 03:27:28 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 02, 2016, 09:45:50 AM
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Post by: stromboli on August 03, 2016, 10:54:31 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2016, 10:55:51 PM


He knows all the best words.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2016, 01:33:14 PM


The dog is fine btw.
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Post by: kilodelta on August 05, 2016, 05:55:36 PM
Physics!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 05, 2016, 09:02:47 PM
Fizzies?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2016, 02:52:05 AM




Heh.
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Post by: Shiranu on August 06, 2016, 02:59:51 AM
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Heh.

Fuck Briebart with a rusty cawk.
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Post by: Johan on August 06, 2016, 01:31:29 PM
I knew CNN was a pretty shifty organization. But to plagiarize a Trump rally pic 2 months before it was actually taken is really low. 
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 06, 2016, 03:08:16 PM
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Post by: stromboli on August 06, 2016, 03:39:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2016, 04:49:57 PM
Quote from: stromboli on August 06, 2016, 03:39:32 PM

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 07, 2016, 08:16:05 AM
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Post by: stromboli on August 07, 2016, 11:36:58 AM
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Post by: FinalSomnia on August 07, 2016, 05:48:49 PM
Quote from: stromboli on August 07, 2016, 11:36:58 AM

Didn't that one Duggar kid already try some butt stuff?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 07, 2016, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: stromboli on August 07, 2016, 11:36:58 AM

Say, with that many kids you could build an ark.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 08, 2016, 02:55:05 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 08, 2016, 04:00:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2016, 06:04:42 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 08, 2016, 06:49:28 PM
I tutored Brees at Purdue. Once.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on August 08, 2016, 09:08:13 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on August 08, 2016, 04:00:19 PM

The whole issue of the full coverage/little coverage is what gives me some major frustration.

As a guy, I can easily wear shorts, tanktop, no top, etc and not get ridiculed for it, unless there is some feminutjob that sees me... i.e. Anita Sorekosuen.

Women seem to be the most critcal of what other people wear though, where unless it's an extremely religious islamic/jewish/christian guy, they're not going to say anything and are pretty removed from the subject. I wouldn't say supportive.... although while a lot of guys, myself included think and support a woman's right to wear whatever how much/how little they want, bottom line for most people is that it's not our job to say and we keep out of it/are only on the sidelines observing.

It seems the people that give women the most trouble for wearing "too much/too little" are.... women... Some women wear a lot and cover up saying that wearing a little is because of a male-dominated culture and some wear very little and say they do it because of a male dominated culture. It's funny because they're rebelling against a different take of their own movement.
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Post by: stromboli on August 08, 2016, 11:43:43 PM


a Pokemon dude actually walked into my car today. He didn't apologize, say anything or look up. Just changed direction and kept going.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2016, 12:04:29 AM
Religion - the world's first virtual reality game.
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Post by: stromboli on August 09, 2016, 04:32:28 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 09, 2016, 08:52:13 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 09, 2016, 12:04:29 AM
Religion - the world's first virtual reality game.
And still the scariest!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 09, 2016, 09:12:06 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 09, 2016, 08:52:13 AM
And still the scariest!
Scarier than GTA: Mordor?*




*That's "Grand Theft Accessories".
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 09, 2016, 09:13:27 AM
Quote from: stromboli on August 08, 2016, 11:43:43 PM


a Pokemon dude actually walked into my car today. He didn't apologize, say anything or look up. Just changed direction and kept going.

Anyone remember that Star Trek: TNG episode "The Game" where aliens infiltrate and take control of the crew through an addictive virtual reality game?

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 09, 2016, 09:50:29 AM
No.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2016, 03:53:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea4DnzvTA1c
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Post by: kilodelta on August 09, 2016, 03:56:02 PM
Quote from: stromboli on August 09, 2016, 04:32:28 AM


The door to hell opened in response to the Ark's closed door. Bible confirmed!
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 09, 2016, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 09, 2016, 03:53:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea4DnzvTA1c

Thanks! Glad to know I'm not the only geek who saw the similarity.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 09, 2016, 09:31:19 PM


This was on my Facebook feed and one of my very conservative Christian friends comments, "I love this! This the skinniest Buddha I have ever seen though. I never understood why he has been depicted as fat."

He's completely serious.
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Post by: kilodelta on August 10, 2016, 04:58:03 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on August 09, 2016, 09:31:19 PM


This was on my Facebook feed and one of my very conservative Christian friends comments, "I love this! This the skinniest Buddha I have ever seen though. I never understood why he has been depicted as fat."

He's completely serious.

As long as he knew it was young Santa on the left, he's good.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 10, 2016, 10:48:46 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 11, 2016, 02:31:32 AM
Go home, NMS, you are drunk.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 11, 2016, 06:42:51 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 11, 2016, 02:31:32 AM
Go home, NMS, you are drunk.


Alien chemtrails?
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on August 12, 2016, 11:20:56 AM
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Post by: stromboli on August 12, 2016, 04:40:19 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 14, 2016, 09:22:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 15, 2016, 01:47:18 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 15, 2016, 12:43:45 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2016, 01:47:18 PM
That's some kind of maths joke, isn't it?
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 15, 2016, 11:42:25 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2016, 01:47:18 PMmaths
Found the Brit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2016, 12:18:09 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 16, 2016, 10:05:52 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 15, 2016, 11:42:25 PM
Found the Brit.
Ich verstehe nicht.
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Post by: stromboli on August 16, 2016, 10:06:19 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 16, 2016, 10:17:27 AM
Quote from: stromboli on August 16, 2016, 10:06:19 AM


I'm stealing that one. I love King of the Hill!
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Post by: stromboli on August 16, 2016, 04:46:04 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on August 16, 2016, 08:19:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2016, 02:15:13 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 17, 2016, 05:08:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 17, 2016, 02:15:13 PM

Notice how much faster that guy has to paddle after he gets his pizza? I wonder if the laws of physics are somehow involved, or if God did it?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 17, 2016, 07:00:44 PM
One of countless random things why cats are awesome.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2016, 07:35:05 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 17, 2016, 07:00:44 PM
One of countless random things why cats are awesome.


Smart kitty!
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 18, 2016, 10:46:08 AM
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Post by: stromboli on August 18, 2016, 01:48:20 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 18, 2016, 02:49:49 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 19, 2016, 07:44:19 AM
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LOL'ed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2016, 12:42:46 PM
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Post by: stromboli on August 20, 2016, 10:14:06 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2016, 12:25:49 AM


Before anyone gets upset, it's fake.  That drone can't carry much weight.
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Post by: stromboli on August 21, 2016, 10:40:05 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 21, 2016, 11:00:45 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 21, 2016, 12:25:49 AM


Before anyone gets upset, it's fake.  That drone can't carry much weight.
I thought it was a delivery for Amazon Poop.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 21, 2016, 04:17:50 PM
The berkini ban is the French way of saying "show us your tits!"

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Post by: Poison Tree on August 21, 2016, 04:40:35 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on August 21, 2016, 04:17:50 PM
The berkini ban is the French way of saying "show us your tits!"
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 22, 2016, 09:36:43 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2016, 05:09:11 PM
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Post by: stromboli on August 23, 2016, 08:29:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2016, 11:30:00 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 24, 2016, 11:31:58 AM
Longer one next time, please.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2016, 11:49:22 AM
The gif doesn't loop properly for most people.  But that's the only version available, so ¯\_(ãƒ,,)_/¯
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 24, 2016, 11:58:32 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 24, 2016, 11:49:22 AM
The gif doesn't loop properly for most people.  But that's the only version available, so ¯\_(ãƒ,,)_/¯
It looked like two avocados having sex.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2016, 08:40:41 PM


The trick is to finish it in less than 4 strokes.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 25, 2016, 06:39:09 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 24, 2016, 08:40:41 PM


The trick is to finish it in less than 4 strokes.
I've heard of that disease.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2016, 02:06:29 PM


And then he fought Bin Laden while dual-wielding katanas and did a sick dash-slice.  You know, the kind where there's a couple second time lag between the slice and blood spray.  I would watch the hell out of that anime.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2016, 02:11:39 PM


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Post by: stromboli on August 26, 2016, 11:22:21 PM
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Post by: stromboli on August 27, 2016, 03:30:53 PM



Wow. Got me under 4 categories......
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 27, 2016, 04:17:08 PM
Quote from: stromboli on August 27, 2016, 03:30:53 PM



Wow. Got me under 4 categories......

We'd love see pix of the yoga pants...
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Post by: DeltaEpsilon on August 27, 2016, 08:56:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 24, 2016, 08:40:41 PM


The trick is to finish it in less than 4 strokes.

That's just juvenille.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 27, 2016, 10:47:15 PM
Quote from: DeltaEpsilon on August 27, 2016, 08:56:31 PMThat's just juvenille.
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Post by: Shiranu on August 27, 2016, 11:36:48 PM
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Post by: stromboli on August 28, 2016, 10:43:20 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2016, 02:42:31 PM
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Post by: stromboli on August 28, 2016, 03:37:25 PM
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Post by: stromboli on August 28, 2016, 03:40:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 27, 2016, 04:17:08 PM
We'd love see pix of the yoga pants...

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2016, 06:29:29 PM
Quote from: stromboli on August 28, 2016, 03:40:30 PM

Ummm, ... thank you?
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 28, 2016, 06:49:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2016, 02:42:31 PM

Hey--I liked MRE spaghetti.
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Post by: stromboli on August 29, 2016, 09:43:55 AM


This is old, but it is still hilarious.
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Post by: pr126 on September 01, 2016, 05:15:07 AM

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2016, 10:25:30 AM


If Thoros of Myr started his own gym.
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Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on September 01, 2016, 02:17:30 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 01, 2016, 04:36:54 PM
Quote from: DeltaEpsilon on August 27, 2016, 08:56:31 PM
That's just juvenille.
Yeah, and puerile and jejune, to boot!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2016, 12:33:28 AM
What happens when you let the internet design your products:





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Post by: Shiranu on September 03, 2016, 05:42:29 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2016, 06:09:33 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 03, 2016, 05:42:29 PM

For a second I thought that was my hex-wife. Then I realized she wasn't actually trying to rip his balls off.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 04, 2016, 10:27:10 PM
You probably thought Godzilla was a mutant dinosaur, but you'd be completely wrong! He's an otter.



@Gawdzilla Sama will probably want to see this.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2016, 10:48:44 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2016, 11:47:45 PM


Pot, meet kettle.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 05, 2016, 06:20:48 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on September 04, 2016, 10:27:10 PM
You probably thought Godzilla was a mutant dinosaur, but you'd be completely wrong! He's an otter.



@Gawdzilla Sama will probably want to see this.
You otter be more careful about making jokes like that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2016, 11:07:49 AM


Your honor, we the jury find the defendant not guilty and furthermore move to make this a formal exception to the current assault and battery laws.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 06, 2016, 12:06:55 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 06, 2016, 06:35:13 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on September 04, 2016, 10:27:10 PM
You probably thought Godzilla was a mutant dinosaur, but you'd be completely wrong! He's an otter.



@Gawdzilla Sama will probably want to see this.

You're right! Godzilla is utterly otterly!

:bounce8:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 06, 2016, 06:42:46 PM
Fear the Big G.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2016, 10:36:28 AM




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Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on September 08, 2016, 06:31:32 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 05, 2016, 06:20:48 AM
You otter be more careful about making jokes like that.

I had Chicken Tarka Masala for dinner.  It's a bit like Chicken Tikka Masala, except it's a little 'otter........   :kiddingme:
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2016, 10:31:35 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 08, 2016, 11:08:24 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 08, 2016, 06:29:08 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 08, 2016, 08:15:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2016, 09:10:43 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 09, 2016, 07:22:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 08, 2016, 09:10:43 PM

The game's writers should come over here so we can lambaste them. 
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 09, 2016, 01:33:26 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 09, 2016, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 09, 2016, 07:22:22 AM
The game's writers should come over here so we can lambaste them. 

Or we could











the critters!
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 09, 2016, 07:01:32 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 09, 2016, 07:27:37 PM
Is that the 105/110 interchange in LA?

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2016, 07:46:52 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 09, 2016, 08:51:30 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on September 09, 2016, 07:27:37 PM
Is that the 105/110 interchange in LA?


You should know better. You NEVER use the route numbers. The tourists might find their way around if you did.

When I was there the traffic radio people used the names of the freeways, and the names weren't on the signs.

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2016, 03:12:42 PM


[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on September 10, 2016, 08:40:21 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 09, 2016, 07:01:32 PM

Quote from: PopeyesPappy on September 09, 2016, 07:27:37 PM
Is that the 105/110 interchange in LA?


Nah, that's the Tom Moreland Interchange in Atlanta.
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Post by: Shiranu on September 11, 2016, 12:38:52 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2016, 10:52:09 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 11, 2016, 04:03:34 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 11, 2016, 06:30:44 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 09, 2016, 07:46:52 PM

That last one is Crusader Kings 2, in a nutshell
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2016, 01:39:53 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2016, 10:59:13 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 15, 2016, 08:23:07 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on September 16, 2016, 08:38:30 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 16, 2016, 10:06:48 AM
The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 16, 2016, 01:02:38 PM
It's like climate change...

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2016, 01:07:26 AM
Me IRL:

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 20, 2016, 06:45:15 PM
There's a reason she's known as "The Strongest."

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2016, 11:06:53 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2016, 06:56:44 AM
"I didn't choose the thug life, I can't even spell thug."
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2016, 10:12:27 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 24, 2016, 12:33:04 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 24, 2016, 01:15:12 PM
The Founding Fathers said nothing about "home defense", but rather ""A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, ..."
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Post by: Shiranu on September 24, 2016, 01:36:48 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 20, 2016, 11:06:53 PM


...what the fuck.
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Post by: Shiranu on September 24, 2016, 01:39:11 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2016, 02:03:44 PM


Breaking news:  Europe disappears.  Turkey possibly but not necessarily affected.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 26, 2016, 03:58:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 26, 2016, 02:03:44 PM
Breaking news:  Europe disappears.  Turkey possibly but not necessarily affected.

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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 26, 2016, 09:00:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2016, 12:30:04 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 29, 2016, 05:47:47 PM
This was taken 2 minutes ago.

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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 30, 2016, 02:28:16 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 30, 2016, 10:01:43 PM
Continuing the dog theme:

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2016, 07:54:12 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2016, 11:42:21 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 05, 2016, 12:40:18 PM
Add westeros next time :)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 08, 2016, 06:35:06 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 11, 2016, 11:17:39 AM
They share with mormons.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2016, 01:01:01 PM


And it doesn't specify if Java should be arabica or robusta.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2016, 01:36:16 PM
But how do I get the  Coffeemate out of the USB port?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 12, 2016, 04:05:52 PM
Locker room talk.

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Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 13, 2016, 09:58:05 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2016, 07:41:27 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on October 13, 2016, 09:58:05 PM

Let's all pray he gets better.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2016, 07:06:19 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2016, 09:30:10 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on October 19, 2016, 04:52:08 AM
Here's how *I* view atheism...

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2016, 06:57:40 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on October 22, 2016, 09:27:55 PM
Good one! 
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 23, 2016, 11:16:48 PM
RWBY character status as of Volume 4, Episode 1:

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 25, 2016, 05:15:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 26, 2016, 11:47:55 PM
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on October 27, 2016, 07:12:13 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 26, 2016, 11:47:55 PM

That's not funny....that's mind hurting stupid at play. Someone please get this guy a book.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 27, 2016, 07:25:18 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on October 27, 2016, 07:12:13 PM
That's not funny....that's mind hurting stupid at play. Someone please get this guy a book.
I have it on good authority that it was intended as satire, poking fun at people who seriously argue that sort of thing (assuming that the originals aren't also satirical).
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Post by: kilodelta on October 27, 2016, 07:25:55 PM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on October 27, 2016, 07:12:13 PM
That's not funny....that's mind hurting stupid at play. Someone please get this guy a book.

No. This guy is spot on. It's just like when you drive your car in reverse, it fills up the gas tank.
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Post by: kilodelta on October 27, 2016, 07:31:55 PM
Holy crap... this might not be satire. Someone tell me this is satire. Or not whatever...


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Post by: kilodelta on October 27, 2016, 07:39:43 PM
Okay. It's part of VIZ. A British comedy thingy-ma-jig.
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Post by: kilodelta on October 27, 2016, 07:42:55 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 27, 2016, 08:28:33 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on October 27, 2016, 07:42:55 PM

Cold is "biting", it will take a "nip" out of your ear.
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Post by: Cavebear on October 29, 2016, 01:27:38 AM
Crazy stupid people are the funniest people of all!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2016, 10:57:13 AM
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Post by: Sal1981 on October 30, 2016, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 30, 2016, 10:57:13 AM
[spoiler][/spoiler]
I see you found oglaf.com

Too bad it only updates every Sunday.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2016, 04:38:38 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on October 30, 2016, 03:37:53 PMI see you found oglaf.com

Too bad it only updates every Sunday.
I found it a couple years ago.  But finding a non-NSFW comic to post is a rare occasion.
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Post by: Cavebear on October 31, 2016, 04:09:32 AM
I like Los Lindas better...
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 04, 2016, 06:31:02 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 26, 2016, 03:58:16 PM
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That's easy for you to say!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 04, 2016, 06:37:48 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 05, 2016, 11:42:21 AM


Texas is just about big enough to be wiped out by Russia's new Satan 2 missile.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/25/russia-unveils-satan-2-missile-powerful-enough-to-wipe-out-uk-fr/

QuoteRussia unveils 'Satan 2' missile powerful enough to 'wipe out UK, France or Texas'





Who knew Baphomet was a Boy Scout!?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2016, 09:38:40 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2016, 10:11:57 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 05, 2016, 09:38:40 AM

Very silly movie. Loved it!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2016, 02:14:40 PM
Oldie but goodie:

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Post by: Cavebear on November 06, 2016, 02:14:24 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 04, 2016, 06:37:48 PM
Texas is just about big enough to be wiped out by Russia's new Satan 2 missile.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/25/russia-unveils-satan-2-missile-powerful-enough-to-wipe-out-uk-fr/





Who knew Baphomet was a Boy Scout!?

Yep, Texas is even bigger than Texas... 
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2016, 08:14:35 AM
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Post by: Sal1981 on November 08, 2016, 08:28:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 08, 2016, 08:14:35 AM
[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 09, 2016, 07:02:32 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 09, 2016, 05:12:15 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 09, 2016, 05:30:54 PM


Yep, looks just like the new commander-in-thief!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 09, 2016, 06:00:28 PM






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Post by: kilodelta on November 10, 2016, 07:18:51 PM
War is hell.

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Post by: Cavebear on November 11, 2016, 03:40:35 AM
Love all of those.  It's not the point of the jokes, it is the creativity.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 11, 2016, 03:02:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2016, 04:34:34 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2016, 04:39:09 PM
Hypocrite much?
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 11, 2016, 05:03:50 PM
bleh
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 12, 2016, 02:35:36 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 12, 2016, 03:09:05 AM
...wat...
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Post by: Sal1981 on November 12, 2016, 07:13:13 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 11, 2016, 03:02:25 PM

Not funny in the slightest. Scary, if anything.
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Post by: Sal1981 on November 12, 2016, 07:14:45 AM

Oh look how funny I am.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2016, 12:19:55 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 12, 2016, 01:09:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 12, 2016, 12:19:55 PM

Don't be koi.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 12, 2016, 06:56:27 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 12, 2016, 07:10:48 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 12, 2016, 07:54:47 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 12, 2016, 06:56:27 PM

And eight years of pure hate for Obama.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2016, 10:14:14 PM


Cat.exe not responding
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Post by: Shiranu on November 13, 2016, 04:34:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 14, 2016, 01:07:31 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 17, 2016, 07:27:07 PM


Alternatively; Maybe we should put guacamole on racism so white people will pay attention to it.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 17, 2016, 08:08:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2016, 07:35:02 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 18, 2016, 07:47:55 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2016, 11:21:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2016, 09:42:38 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 19, 2016, 10:20:01 AM
Troll Joe Biden memes may be the best thing to happen in 2016.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 20, 2016, 01:35:39 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 20, 2016, 09:43:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2016, 12:08:24 AM
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Post by: kilodelta on November 22, 2016, 06:58:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2016, 07:41:59 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 23, 2016, 08:35:04 PM
Book master race will never be replaced by pleb electronics.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2016, 10:55:57 PM
I don't get that.  On a purely rational basis, the electronic version is better.

More words/pound, much more portable, less costly in the long run, less ravaged by wear and tear (though books are more durable in some ways - if you drop one off a window ledge, it's less of disaster), and some e-readers can last weeks without needing to be recharged.  All things considered, an e-reader is much better way to go.

But of course, people aren't purely rational.  I wonder how much of that is just familiarity, especially during the more formative years growing up.  If I took someone who currently favors books, time-traveled to his or her infancy, and dropped that person off in a not too distant future where electronic devices are the norm and books are as archaic as scrolls, would that person's preference as an adult be any different?
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Post by: Shiranu on November 24, 2016, 12:07:07 AM
I spend all day looking at screens, the last thing I want is a book i am reading to also be sending harmful radiation into my eyes.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2016, 06:20:28 AM
I've spent the last 25 years turning paper copies into electronic versions. I still buy books. Sometimes one system is superior, other times the alternative is the best choice. Boss Lady has nearly two thousand books in paper, that many more in the electronic format.

Whatever works for you.
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Post by: aitm on November 24, 2016, 07:52:46 AM
Book don't need to be plugged in every once in awhile.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2016, 08:22:29 AM
Quote from: aitm on November 24, 2016, 07:52:46 AM
Book don't need to be plugged in every once in awhile.
I have 2,500 books with me when I leave the house. More on Hyperwar.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2016, 09:13:17 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 24, 2016, 12:07:07 AM
I spend all day looking at screens, the last thing I want is a book i am reading to also be sending harmful radiation into my eyes.
Jill Stein, is that you?  :P

Most e-readers are specifically designed to minimize/eliminate screen glare.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2016, 09:17:56 AM
Quote from: aitm on November 24, 2016, 07:52:46 AMBook don't need to be plugged in every once in awhile.
That's already a semi daily chore with a cell phone.  Adding an ereader to the recharge queue every couple weeks isn't much of a hassle.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on November 25, 2016, 08:25:05 AM
I, too, prefer the dead-tree version of a book when it is available.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2016, 08:52:14 AM
I like hardcopies, but when I'm away from home they're awkward. I have a cell phone, 8" tablet, and a "reader only" laptop for when I'm on the Away Team. (I don't know why they keep demanding I wear that red jersey.)
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Post by: pr126 on November 25, 2016, 09:12:34 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2016, 09:24:08 AM
Quote from: pr126 on November 25, 2016, 09:12:34 AM

Do we have one for the Eight of Hate for Obama?
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Post by: Nonsensei on November 25, 2016, 10:05:05 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2016, 09:24:08 AM
Do we have one for the Eight of Hate for Obama?

Yes, its the same image except replace the word trump with Obama.

Or "that nigger".
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2016, 08:36:19 PM
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Post by: kilodelta on November 26, 2016, 10:38:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 25, 2016, 08:36:19 PM


Let the war begin...

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 26, 2016, 11:06:29 AM
Quote from: kilodelta on November 26, 2016, 10:38:28 AM
Let the war begin...


A friend has a Kindle cover that has Arabic lettering on the cover. He told me it was "Koran", but I found it was something rather more scatological.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2016, 12:37:17 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2016, 07:20:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2016, 02:30:04 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 29, 2016, 07:09:50 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 30, 2016, 04:40:25 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 01, 2016, 04:33:38 PM










Support Hallmark Cards - make America greet again!
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Post by: Jack89 on December 01, 2016, 04:56:36 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 01, 2016, 05:53:47 PM
Quote from: Jack89 on December 01, 2016, 04:56:36 PM


wat
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 01, 2016, 06:55:00 PM
Quote from: Jack89 on December 01, 2016, 04:56:36 PM


Shiranu the comic is knocking liberals who seem forgiving of Castro because communist dictatorship improved healthcare and education, similar to how the Nazis made the trains run on time. My husband is from Cuba and immigrated to the US with his parents and siblings after the government confiscated all their money and property, so we were all celebrating his death.
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Post by: Cavebear on December 02, 2016, 12:42:31 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 01, 2016, 06:55:00 PM
Shiranu the comic is knocking liberals who seem forgiving of Castro because communist dictatorship improved healthcare and education, similar to how the Nazis made the trains run on time. My husband is from Cuba and immigrated to the US with his parents and siblings after the government confiscated all their money and property, so we were all celebrating his death.

I'm a liberal and I always thought Castro (and all communists) was a complete raving lunatic.  And it is a pity he couldn't throw a curve.  Would have saved the world a LOT of trouble.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 02, 2016, 01:54:58 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 02, 2016, 03:53:26 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on December 02, 2016, 12:42:31 PM
I'm a liberal and I always thought Castro (and all communists) was a complete raving lunatic.  And it is a pity he couldn't throw a curve.  Would have saved the world a LOT of trouble.

Funny how Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed, and now we have Chump for president, and Castro's dead...
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2016, 01:20:43 AM


Low sperm count is the work of the global transhumanist cabal!
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Post by: Shiranu on December 04, 2016, 04:21:44 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 01, 2016, 06:55:00 PM
Shiranu the comic is knocking liberals who seem forgiving of Castro because communist dictatorship improved healthcare and education, similar to how the Nazis made the trains run on time. My husband is from Cuba and immigrated to the US with his parents and siblings after the government confiscated all their money and property, so we were all celebrating his death.

Ah, that explains alot.

Castro was a huge improvement for Cuba, and frankly a huge part of Cuba's problems were American, not Castro, made. Fulgencio Batista was far more ruthless than Castro ever was and was American backed, yet we thought he was just the bee's knees because he protected our interests.

When Castro overthrew Batista, he came to America asking for our support, and we slammed the door in his face for overthrowing our man and daring to lean towards Communism. The resulting embargo fucked over the Cuban economy for the last 40, 50 years and destroyed any chance of a peaceful regime. I'm sorry, but as an American I have no right to judge Castro for a situation we heavily created. And at the end of the day he did more good than what would have happened to Cuba under the American-backed dictatorship.

If it wasn't for Castro, Cuba would likely still be either under a brutal dictatorship or just recovering from political upheaval. The only difference is the media would be telling you how wonderful our puppet is and how nothing ever goes wrong on the Island while the people suffer in silence. Cuba was fucked either way, but at least under Castro we acknowledged that.

Btw, Batista took about 70% of the arable land from the people and granted it to U.S.-leaning landowners and corporations. But that seems oddly inconvenient to bring up when Castro taking property back is brought up. It almost makes Castro's actions sound justifiable, and that just won't do for Americans. Nor the fact that people who complained about Batista's corruption with the American market were systematically imprisoned and tortured, with up to 15,000 protesters abducted.

Cubans who support American intervention in Cuba are delusional. It's just a shame Russia was no better. Hopefully now that Castro is dead and we are in a "new" era, Cuba can start to establish a truly independent state.


To quote a late U.S. president...


QuoteAt the beginning of 1959 United States companies owned about 40 percent of the Cuban sugar landsâ€"almost all the cattle ranchesâ€"90 percent of the mines and mineral concessionsâ€"80 percent of the utilitiesâ€"practically all the oil industryâ€"and supplied two-thirds of Cuba's imports. â€" John F. Kennedy


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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 05, 2016, 01:44:24 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 05, 2016, 02:28:02 PM
This should read "When they don't like modern art". That's not 'contemporary', it is 'modern'. (Making fun of Mondrian I guess) It is practically 'ancient' compared 'contemporary'.


Quote from: Hydra009 on November 26, 2016, 07:20:41 PM


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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 05, 2016, 02:28:37 PM
And why don't anyone lke kindles? I love them. :sad2:
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2016, 03:14:18 PM


Its only problem is the dern foreign talk on it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 05, 2016, 03:19:01 PM
♫And away go troubles, down the drain, Redneck Rooter!♫
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2016, 06:34:37 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 05, 2016, 07:30:14 PM
imgr?
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Post by: Johan on December 06, 2016, 07:49:35 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 24, 2016, 12:07:07 AM
I spend all day looking at screens, the last thing I want is a book i am reading to also be sending harmful radiation into my eyes.
Yeah, because that's a real thing that happens.... :rolleyes:
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Post by: Shiranu on December 07, 2016, 03:04:18 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 07, 2016, 03:05:02 AM
Quote from: Johan on December 06, 2016, 07:49:35 PM
Yeah, because that's a real thing that happens.... :rolleyes:

Oh, right, I had just missed the memo where looking at a screen doesn't add more strain to your eyes.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 07, 2016, 03:42:43 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 07, 2016, 03:04:18 AM

Or. Maybe. Just maybe. The hate crime in the US was based on a hate towards religion. And the hate crime in the middle east is because of a law that came out of that same religion. It's asinine to assert that the reason the woman in the US was attacked, was because she was a woman, when  everyone is pretty clear on that it's because the person attacking her was blind with hate towards Islam.

Not saying either is OK, but maybe...  Just maybe we shouldn't change the cause to force-fit a feminist agenda. Although, that's what sjws tend to do. Force-fit events to suit their agendas.

You tend to lose sight at the real causes and the rest of the causes, when you do that. Nothing will ever get better if that keeps happening.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 07, 2016, 06:14:19 AM
Quote from: Johan on December 06, 2016, 07:49:35 PM
Yeah, because that's a real thing that happens.... :rolleyes:
It happens! My tablet turned me into a newt!
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 07, 2016, 10:22:32 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 07, 2016, 06:14:19 AM
It happens! My tablet turned me into a newt!

You got better?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 07, 2016, 10:28:40 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 07, 2016, 10:22:32 AM
You got better?
No, they came out with a new model and I'm current stuck in the back of the junk drawer with some flip-phones. :(
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 07, 2016, 11:20:26 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 07, 2016, 06:14:19 AM
It happens! My tablet turned me into a newt!
Not Gingrich I hope!!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 07, 2016, 11:36:55 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 07, 2016, 11:20:26 AM
Not Gingrich I hope!!!
I'm still sapient.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2016, 01:53:22 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 05, 2016, 07:30:14 PM
imgr?
Imgur is reddit's photosharing site.  I get most of my stuff from there.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 07, 2016, 02:05:23 PM
Chekov, engage the Loot-and-Pillage Drive!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2016, 03:14:06 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 08, 2016, 11:11:33 PM

Snapped a picture of this lady in the subway. Thought it was funny especially with the Tumblr style text I added in the chat with my friend

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2016, 12:32:19 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 09, 2016, 06:01:21 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 08, 2016, 11:11:33 PM

Snapped a picture of this lady in the subway. Thought it was funny especially with the Tumblr style text I added in the chat with my friend

Sent from my Nexus 6 using Tapatalk

A perfect stranger -someone you saw for the first time in your life- sitting in an empty car triggered you, because she is a woman who put her bag beside her on the empty seat AND you took her picture to make a 'funny' meme to give a 'message' against SJWs to trigger other people?

You really don't have any idea how fucked up and toxic this is, do you?

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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 09, 2016, 02:20:05 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 09, 2016, 06:01:21 AM
A perfect stranger -someone you saw for the first time in your life- sitting in an empty car triggered you, because she is a woman who put her bag beside her on the empty seat AND you took her picture to make a 'funny' meme to give a 'message' against SJWs to trigger other people?

You really don't have any idea how fucked up and toxic this is, do you?
I find it interesting that you think that you can tell me not to tell you what to say, when I never did and just point out when you're off topic and fallacious, but at the same time think it's ok for you to tell me what to post. Then, tell me that I'm triggered and emotional, when you're the one that was so triggered enough to unfriend me on facebook. You're transparent, shoe. I see right through your bullshit.


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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 09, 2016, 02:24:48 PM
And of course this woman is possibly not some sjw idiot that complains about manspreading. The funny part that was lost on your emotional train wreck of a psyche is that while women that complain about men unconsciously spreading their legs because it's extremely uncomfortable for them to sit with their legs crushing their testicles, women take up way more room with their purses. It's not making fun of the woman in the picture, it's making fun of women that cry "manspreading". Sorry for mansplaining though. I'm just a cis het white scum, I guess

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2016, 09:11:05 PM


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Post by: Shiranu on December 09, 2016, 09:49:36 PM
Quote...but at the same time think it's ok for you to tell me what to post.

Criticism =/= "Oh my god, they told me I cant do this!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2016, 09:56:27 PM


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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 10, 2016, 02:16:56 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 09, 2016, 09:49:36 PM
Criticism =/= "Oh my god, they told me I cant do this!"
There is a difference between telling someone "that isn't your job", like I should only be restricted to moderating and admining and telling someone that they're off topic, or even criticizing what they're saying.

Edit: not really a difference, but more of that I noticed her getting upset crying "criticism" when she was doing the same to me, like she does to everyone else that disagrees with her. It's apparently ok for her to criticize other people, but when other people do it to her, we're "telling her not to say something" or "How to say something"


Gotta love hypocritical special snowflakes.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 10, 2016, 03:22:47 AM
I didn't tell you what to say. I didn't tell you what to do. I am criticising something you did. And it explains your frame of mind on this topic perfectly. Something, clearly you can't see as what it is.

And as always you are talking about me. Throwing your usual set of words around. I wish you could see how embarassing this is for you. What you are doing and also your reaction, the way you give that reaction when I point it out. But I think you are too far gone to see that.

'Women take up more space than men with their purse.'  This is what you think looking at a woman sitting on an empty seat in an empty car. Why? Because SJWs! That's why.

Anyway, it also means, I can stop taking your opinions on this specific issue seriously. You are acting exactly like those tumblr kids. You are selling the same shit from a different stall.

I also have a friendly advice for you. If you happen to need to sit down on a seat where somebody put his bag on, ask them remove it.

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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 10, 2016, 03:37:30 AM
You know, shoe... You have a lot of good points, it's just a shame that they're lost on tangented rants that have nothing to do with the current subject and addressing jokes like they're supposed to be taken seriously.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 10, 2016, 05:11:28 AM
I know this is going to go over your head and you'll continue to throw the same bullshit to me. But'll try.

I am not your enemy, Pickel. You should take a step back and look where you are standing. You are giving ridiculous reactions to this sjw issue. It's called displaced anger. Things are going bad where you live in, you are deeply worried and as you are ineffective on events -like all of us- you are aiming your frustration and anger to this, because messing up with anything in the real world that is actually going wrong is dangerous.

And this is very similar to what people who wants to be referred as 'pixicans' or extremist sjws do. They do not have any control or effect on real issues and while they don't like what they live in -for any reason- they cope with it by creating fantasy existences and find ridiculous excuses for it. Because American cultural ground is very fertile for this bullshit and it works. And it reached a tipping point when it went through social media 7-8 years ago and then downhill from there. But people who rejects this are trying to treat this extreme sjw problem as a political and an ideological thing. It's not. It's about people and the society they live in. (This is what I said in the other thread and it went over your head then too.)

It's a coping mechanism, trying to make yourself real by channeling whatever negative things you feel into another thing that in return wouldn't be some sort of a threat to you. It's not healthy. It's toxic. It changes how people think, how they see the world in a bad way; it narrows their vision, poisons it and shrinks their own identity. It's destructive and ignorant. 
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 10, 2016, 06:17:38 AM
Mom and dad please stop fighting I love both of you.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 10, 2016, 06:42:19 AM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 10, 2016, 06:17:38 AM
Mom and dad please stop fighting I love both of you.
Funny, I was thinking Ron and Hermione.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2016, 09:20:22 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Nonsensei on December 10, 2016, 10:41:33 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on December 08, 2016, 11:11:33 PM

Snapped a picture of this lady in the subway. Thought it was funny especially with the Tumblr style text I added in the chat with my friend

Sent from my Nexus 6 using Tapatalk



Uh...I had to stare at this for a long time to finally get what the thrust of it was. This is silly. Whats the message? "LOL those silly wiminz, they complain about manspreading and then dare to carry large purses!"

Even though the cry against manspreading has been met with deep ridicule and scorn, and women having large bags is the biggest "who fucking cares" issue of the 21st century. Sorry but this picture is just stupid, and obviously this was made by someone so radicalized by their thinking that they actually believed this was a poignant commentary on gender issues. Think about what it means that you can look at this picture, and instead of rolling your eyes you think "yeah. that's accurate and worth showing to others".

This is dumb as hell and I know deep inside you know it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 10, 2016, 10:55:50 AM
Ever seen the movie "Drop Dead Gorgeous" with Kirsten Dunst? At one point HyperMom tells one contestant in the beauty pageant "And keep your legs together, Miss I Could Hold a Boat Show Up There."
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 10, 2016, 12:05:17 PM
Quote from: Nonsensei on December 10, 2016, 10:41:33 AM
Uh...I had to stare at this for a long time to finally get what the thrust of it was. This is silly. Whats the message? "LOL those silly wiminz, they complain about manspreading and then dare to carry large purses!"

Even though the cry against manspreading has been met with deep ridicule and scorn, and women having large bags is the biggest "who fucking cares" issue of the 21st century. Sorry but this picture is just stupid, and obviously this was made by someone so radicalized by their thinking that they actually believed this was a poignant commentary on gender issues. Think about what it means that you can look at this picture, and instead of rolling your eyes you think "yeah. that's accurate and worth showing to others".

This is dumb as hell and I know deep inside you know it.
I know it's ridiculous and dumb as hell. That's the point and the humor of the joke.

Oh well. Wrong audience.

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Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on December 11, 2016, 03:47:43 AM
See, Nonsensei, when a man says it is radicalised and dumb as hell, it is perfcetly welcome. You get an apologetic response.

When a woman points that out she is everything from hypocritical, telling people what to say and ... what was that... 'emotional train wreck' and this and that...*insert random insults here.

How fucked up is that?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Nonsensei on December 11, 2016, 08:53:09 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 11, 2016, 03:47:43 AM
See, Nonsensei, when a man says it is radicalised and dumb as hell, it is perfcetly welcome. You get an apologetic response.

When a woman points that out she is everything from hypocritical, telling people what to say and ... what was that... 'emotional train wreck' and this and that...*insert random insults here.

How fucked up is that?

Yes I did notice that.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Johan on December 11, 2016, 11:12:17 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 07, 2016, 03:05:02 AM
Oh, right, I had just missed the memo where looking at a screen doesn't add more strain to your eyes.
I guess I missed the memo about it was proven the incredibly small amount of radiation produced by modern led/lcd screens is harmful in any way. I guess I also missed the memo about the numerous studies proving the incredibly small amount of radiation produced by modern led/lcd screens is related in any way shape or form to eye strain. Refresh rate? Absolutely. A shitty refresh rate will fatigue my eyes in no time flat. But radiation? Sorry, not buying it. 
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 11, 2016, 03:05:53 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 11, 2016, 03:47:43 AM
See, Nonsensei, when a man says it is radicalised and dumb as hell, it is perfcetly welcome. You get an apologetic response.

When a woman points that out she is everything from hypocritical, telling people what to say and ... what was that... 'emotional train wreck' and this and that...*insert random insults here.

How fucked up is that?
Oh get over yourself, shoe. I didn't think nonsenei was a man. I didn't know what nonsenei was
my response to you had nothing to do with your genitals. It had to do with how much of an aggressive, confrontational, argumentative person, you've been.

And My stance didn't change from yours to his (which, now I know he's a guy)
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Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on December 11, 2016, 05:17:30 PM
THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A THREAD ABOUT FUNNY PICTURES!

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2016, 05:26:35 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on December 12, 2016, 05:14:50 AM







I am jinxing you all with partial orgasms, texting wrong people, broken computers or phones and constantly dropping internet connections followed with bad, annoying customer service for the next 7 days. *Evil laugh.






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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 12, 2016, 06:39:20 AM
The fuck's a partial orgasm? :p
It sounds horrid, but really I can't relate.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Nonsensei on December 12, 2016, 08:42:37 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 12, 2016, 06:39:20 AM
The fuck's a partial orgasm? :p
It sounds horrid, but really I can't relate.

When you are about to cum but then you think about that embarrassing thing that happened 8 years ago and just some thin fluid comes out and you feel the most unsatisfied feeling you can imagine for about 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on December 12, 2016, 08:42:46 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 12, 2016, 06:39:20 AM
The fuck's a partial orgasm? :p
It sounds horrid, but really I can't relate.

You know, when just about to have an orgasm sometimes you cannot work it up to its full potential and you feel like you missed it? Yeah that's it.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on December 12, 2016, 08:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nonsensei on December 12, 2016, 08:42:37 AM
When you are about to cum but then you think about that embarrassing thing that happened 8 years ago and just some thin fluid comes out and you feel the most unsatisfied feeling you can imagine for about 15 minutes.

Oh may be it is worse for men? LOL Good.  :evil:
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Post by: Nonsensei on December 12, 2016, 08:46:34 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 12, 2016, 08:44:30 AM
Oh may be it is worse for men? LOL Good.  :evil:

Disposable gender. Even our orgasms are below par!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 12, 2016, 08:54:28 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 12, 2016, 08:42:46 AM
You know, when just about to have an orgasm sometimes you cannot work it up to its full potential and you feel like you missed it? Yeah that's it.
"Broken concentration."
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 12, 2016, 09:23:40 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 12, 2016, 08:42:46 AM
You know, when just about to have an orgasm sometimes you cannot work it up to its full potential and you feel like you missed it? Yeah that's it.

No, I don't know.
But thanks for giving me something to worry about when the GF and I get romantic. Now maybe I'll share in the misery.
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Post by: pr126 on December 12, 2016, 09:32:49 AM
The upshot (pardon the pun) is that it prevents premature ejaculation.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: GrinningYMIR on December 12, 2016, 02:47:11 PM
Rainbow Dash doesn't approve of the anger in this thread.


Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on December 12, 2016, 03:37:34 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on December 12, 2016, 02:47:11 PM
Rainbow Dash doesn't approve of the anger in this thread.

There is no anger anymore. I jinxed every one and now we are having fun with it. :P
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2016, 05:03:56 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 12, 2016, 06:16:02 PM
The death star is just an enormous pokéball.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on December 13, 2016, 05:48:23 PM





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Post by: Unbeliever on December 13, 2016, 06:48:01 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 13, 2016, 07:08:40 PM
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Post by: Poison Tree on December 14, 2016, 02:23:53 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 13, 2016, 07:08:40 PM

Ok, if you want to be technical, I think I remember seeing video of Muslims oversea somewhere celebrating 9/11  but of course that's not what you mean
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 14, 2016, 02:17:48 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 12, 2016, 05:03:56 PM

I would  actually buy that many times over.

One for me and a few for my friends
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2016, 05:17:32 PM


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Post by: Unbeliever on December 14, 2016, 05:41:25 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on December 14, 2016, 11:28:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2016, 11:38:20 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 18, 2016, 03:52:38 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on December 18, 2016, 09:22:00 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2016, 11:58:39 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 20, 2016, 07:04:06 PM






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Post by: Unbeliever on December 20, 2016, 07:36:19 PM





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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2016, 10:19:24 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 27, 2016, 10:48:44 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 27, 2016, 10:19:24 AM

Got a Browning M2 .50 cal. HMG here. Kills at four miles. Bring your tin can shooter closer.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2016, 10:52:43 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 28, 2016, 01:08:54 AM





Too soon?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2016, 01:17:41 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2016, 01:42:04 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2016, 01:17:41 PM

Damn you! 
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on December 28, 2016, 09:44:28 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 28, 2016, 01:08:54 AM
Too soon?

2016
Written by George R. R. Martin
Directed by Joss Whedon
Produced by Stephen Moffat
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 29, 2016, 02:49:37 AM
M. Night shamalayan's 2017, trump turns out to be a democrat all along.
What a twist!

Would be preferable to Michael bay's more likely 2017 in which THE whole world explodes.
It looks cool as it does it, but still nothing but kaboom.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 29, 2016, 06:26:12 PM
So, out with a bang? No whimper for God's creation!



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Post by: Unbeliever on December 29, 2016, 06:40:28 PM
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Post by: Johan on December 29, 2016, 06:41:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2016, 01:17:41 PM

I thought 1931 was when the Germans invaded Pearl Bailey.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 29, 2016, 06:43:52 PM
Quote from: Johan on December 29, 2016, 06:41:09 PM
I thought 1931 was when the Germans invaded Pearl Bailey.
One officers' club in the Pacific had a JJ cup bra mounted over the bar. Below it were the words "Remember Pearl Olsen!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2016, 06:45:23 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 29, 2016, 02:49:37 AMM. Night shamalayan's 2017, trump turns out to be a democrat all along.
What a twist!
I considered that for a second - that this whole racist grandpa routine was a just a character and that the real Trump was halfway decent - but the appointments shot that down.  It's pretty much impossible to be a secret liberal and recommend Jeff Sessions for Attorney General.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 29, 2016, 07:03:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2016, 03:33:25 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on December 30, 2016, 11:25:34 AM

You see, it's funny because it's a rape joke directed at a villain.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2016, 12:07:04 PM


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Post by: Poison Tree on December 30, 2016, 01:57:27 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 30, 2016, 03:33:25 AM

That looks very strange with christmas snowflakes drifting across
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2016, 01:48:37 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2017, 11:54:20 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 04, 2017, 05:38:32 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 04, 2017, 09:07:08 PM
.....
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2017, 12:46:43 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2017, 11:33:38 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 06, 2017, 11:54:32 AM
I love that breed o doge.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 06, 2017, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 06, 2017, 11:33:38 AM

"Curse you, cruel but inevitable betrayal!"
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 06, 2017, 04:22:29 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 06, 2017, 04:44:19 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 06, 2017, 04:22:29 PM

And the next day they noticed stethoscope parts in the dog's poop.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 06, 2017, 04:46:03 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 06, 2017, 05:21:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2017, 11:26:45 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2017, 05:31:11 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 07, 2017, 11:26:45 PM

"It's okay, we'll go at night!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2017, 12:44:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2017, 11:14:24 PM


Get the newest 4K routers!
90 fps, 1.21 Jigawatts, gluten free

(In fairness, you do need a fairly good wireless router for streaming 4K resolution videos, but slapping 4K next to the word router doesn't make any sense.)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 10, 2017, 06:01:38 AM
4K is nerd for "foreplay"?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2017, 11:39:48 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 12, 2017, 05:26:27 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 12, 2017, 09:27:41 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 12, 2017, 05:26:27 PM

Don't forget the spear in the guts.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 13, 2017, 03:33:58 PM


:victory:
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2017, 03:43:44 PM


Me irl
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 13, 2017, 03:49:15 PM
Like this?





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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2017, 08:33:01 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 15, 2017, 07:00:42 AM
It's a work by Isaac Cordal, in Berlin. It's called "Politicians Debating Global Warming". May be it was posted before, I don't know.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 15, 2017, 07:57:58 AM
Can't be politicians, you can't see their heads unless they have a plate glass abdomen.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 15, 2017, 06:25:12 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 19, 2017, 11:21:09 AM
21 for me. What's your going to hell score?

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2017, 12:50:45 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on January 19, 2017, 11:21:09 AM
21 for me. What's your going to hell score?


He didn't add "People who wear ties like this one."
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2017, 04:43:41 PM


And also jail pastors, take away tax exemption status from churches, and enact mandatory  gay marriage (http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/ted-cruz-gay-marriage-is-the-greatest-threat-to-religious-freedom-in-american-history/).
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 19, 2017, 04:52:16 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 19, 2017, 04:52:58 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 19, 2017, 04:43:41 PM


And also jail pastors, take away tax exemption status from churches, and enact mandatory  gay marriage (http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/ted-cruz-gay-marriage-is-the-greatest-threat-to-religious-freedom-in-american-history/).
Wow, he's gonna have a busy day...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2017, 04:58:37 PM
My cousins are in their bunkers until Trumpet is sworn at ... I meant "sworn in".
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 20, 2017, 04:48:57 PM
And Chump's supporters are in their Archie Bunkers...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2017, 04:55:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 20, 2017, 04:48:57 PM
And Chump's supporters are in their Archie Bunkers...
I'm fuckin' stealin' that one.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 20, 2017, 05:05:35 PM
Damn, and that was spur of the moment!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2017, 05:17:55 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 20, 2017, 05:05:35 PM
Damn, and that was spur of the moment!
That makes you the Archie improv.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 20, 2017, 05:37:23 PM
Ya gotta love the guy!








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lDb0Dn8OXE
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2017, 11:01:33 AM


And try modulating the electron flow of the EPS grid.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2017, 11:10:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2017, 11:32:54 AM
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Post by: pr126 on January 23, 2017, 12:48:07 PM
If instead of the church it was a mosque on the sign, he would be a bigot.


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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2017, 10:11:36 PM


To be fair, he says now that he's learned more about the department he regrets calling for it to be eliminated.  Probably should've started that whole learning process as step #1, though.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 23, 2017, 10:19:58 PM
Quote from: pr126 on January 23, 2017, 12:48:07 PM
If instead of the church it was a mosque on the sign, he would be a bigot.





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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2017, 10:27:02 PM
Ha!  I still have him on ignore, so I didn't notice that before.  So I take it PR doesn't realize that separation of church and state involves religion in general and not just Christianity?
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 26, 2017, 01:19:25 AM
He wondered why no one recognized him during his second coming. Then one day he looked down at his reflection in the water.

It was at that moment Jesus knew... he fucked up.

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Post by: Atheon on January 26, 2017, 04:57:44 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 23, 2017, 10:19:58 PM



WTF does "salty" mean, anyway?
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Post by: Atheon on January 26, 2017, 04:59:03 AM
Quote from: pr126 on January 23, 2017, 12:48:07 PM
If instead of the church it was a mosque on the sign, he would be a bigot.
Only in your strawman fantasy world, pr.

You should try reality for a change. You might like it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 26, 2017, 08:10:39 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 26, 2017, 01:19:25 AM
He wondered why no one recognized him during his second coming. Then one day he looked down at his reflection in the water.

It was at that moment Jesus knew... he fucked up.


"God is real, and he's AMERICAN!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2017, 12:13:57 PM
Quote from: Atheon on January 26, 2017, 04:57:44 AMWTF does "salty" mean, anyway?
Broadly, it means someone who's upset or bitter.  But it can also specifically describe someone who's mad and embarrassed because of being defeated in a video game.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 26, 2017, 12:14:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 26, 2017, 12:13:57 PM
Broadly, it means someone who's upset or bitter.  But it can also specifically describe someone who's mad and embarrassed because of being defeated in a video game.
In the USN "salty" is someone who has a fair amount of time at sea.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 26, 2017, 03:57:12 PM
Quote from: pr126 on January 23, 2017, 12:48:07 PM
If instead of the church it was a mosque on the sign, he would be a bigot.



This country isn't in any danger of becoming a Muslim theocracy, it's only
Christians who want to grab secular power here. When Muslims become a danger of taking over our government, we will oppose them just as much.

But I bet you'd welcome a Christian theocracy, wouldn't you?
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 26, 2017, 04:39:05 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 26, 2017, 12:14:40 PM
In the USN "salty" is someone who has a fair amount of time at sea.
Also known as a "swab-jockey." Or does that only apply to sailors with less experience?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 26, 2017, 05:08:59 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 26, 2017, 04:39:05 PM
Also known as a "swab-jockey." Or does that only apply to sailors with less experience?
That would be a n00b. Fit only to swab decks. And they'll probably fuck that up.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2017, 05:57:28 PM
This thread has so many text-only posts that I almost forgot it was originally about sharing funny pictures.

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Post by: Unbeliever on January 26, 2017, 06:02:16 PM
Oh, that poor kitty! I thought we just had a pussy power march...this pussy cat has no power!?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2017, 02:06:24 AM
Oh, it has power.  UNLIIMMITTTEDDD POWWWAAH!!!

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2017, 11:49:10 AM


Choose in haste, repent in leisure.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 29, 2017, 08:06:44 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2017, 12:07:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 31, 2017, 01:58:13 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 01, 2017, 01:29:51 AM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on February 01, 2017, 02:55:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 29, 2017, 11:49:10 AM


Choose in haste, repent in leisure.
This is bittersweet. More bitter than sweet.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2017, 07:56:20 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on February 01, 2017, 10:47:59 PM
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Post by: Mr_C on February 02, 2017, 03:41:06 PM


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Post by: Unbeliever on February 02, 2017, 04:32:26 PM



I consider the phrase "church school" to be an oxymoron...
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 02, 2017, 04:37:31 PM





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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 02, 2017, 08:35:29 PM
Dude, you don't really think they read that Bible of theirs, do you?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 02, 2017, 08:57:26 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 02, 2017, 04:32:26 PM
*Anthology
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I just wonder whether the (alternative) fact that she's his daughter would even make any difference to him. I bet he's been fucking her since she was a toddler.

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Post by: pr126 on February 03, 2017, 11:28:41 PM

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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 05, 2017, 09:53:10 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2017, 04:47:01 PM




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Post by: baddogma on February 07, 2017, 05:51:39 PM
(http://s775.photobucket.com/user/mikeshmsvictory/media/16473057_720058694838669_4078647191195197195_n_1.jpg.html)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2017, 02:43:39 AM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 08, 2017, 07:12:37 AM
Anything President Loose Cannon says is true. He says so, so it must be true.

Brought to you by the Department of Truth.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2017, 05:06:46 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 08, 2017, 08:14:12 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on February 05, 2017, 09:53:10 AM



This girl scout sold 7000 boxes, just by being honest! Maybe sometimes honesty really is the best policy...

Girl Scout sells a ton of cookies by saying they’re “as flavorless as dirt” (http://www.denverpost.com/2017/01/31/girl-scout-cookies-flavorless/)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2017, 12:55:26 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 10, 2017, 05:36:15 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on February 11, 2017, 02:11:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2017, 03:40:43 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 11, 2017, 05:25:10 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on February 11, 2017, 02:11:12 PM

Wow!  Brings back childhood memories.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 13, 2017, 01:58:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2017, 11:18:10 PM


What could possibly go wrong?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2017, 06:18:32 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 13, 2017, 11:18:10 PM


What could possibly go wrong?
Another one for the "What did you think was going to happen?" files.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 14, 2017, 06:55:52 PM
I see a Darwin award in that kid's future!


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2017, 09:18:11 PM
My new  bumpersticker:

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Post by: Shiranu on February 14, 2017, 11:55:32 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 15, 2017, 12:11:58 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 15, 2017, 03:07:55 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on February 15, 2017, 12:11:58 PM

Mental health professionals warn Trump is incapable of being president


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 78831.html
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 15, 2017, 06:01:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2017, 06:19:27 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 15, 2017, 06:23:08 PM

Fields was a very wise fellow...


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Post by: kilodelta on February 15, 2017, 07:10:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2017, 01:31:44 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 16, 2017, 04:54:44 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 16, 2017, 05:04:49 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 16, 2017, 05:13:02 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 16, 2017, 05:32:59 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 16, 2017, 05:56:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2017, 02:12:01 AM


Australian senator and global warming denialist (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Roberts_(politician)#Climate_change).  It's kind of a relief that he's not one of our nuts.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 17, 2017, 06:03:17 PM

Wow, I wonder if Jarod Kushner should be worried...


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Post by: Unbeliever on February 17, 2017, 06:22:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2017, 07:38:10 PM
Trump quotes spoken by Red Skull:



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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2017, 10:35:49 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on February 20, 2017, 01:27:56 AM
I will allow the simple observation that people who try to give themselves more space on subways with briefcases or handbags are REALLY annoying.  Is THAT acceptable?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 20, 2017, 04:52:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2017, 09:03:22 PM
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Post by: mauricio on February 21, 2017, 10:31:18 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2017, 10:22:48 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on February 23, 2017, 11:01:38 PM
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That sounds ungodly painful.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 24, 2017, 04:14:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 23, 2017, 10:22:48 PM


Sleep is when our brains flush out the metabolites that have built up during the day. Eliminating sleep would be like not ever flushing our toilets. Maybe it could be done, but it wouldn't be very pleasant!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 24, 2017, 04:59:30 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 25, 2017, 05:25:53 PM










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Post by: Unbeliever on February 25, 2017, 05:40:05 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 26, 2017, 04:22:13 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2017, 05:39:21 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 28, 2017, 09:55:46 AM


@Hakurei Reimu
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2017, 10:53:29 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 28, 2017, 01:19:07 PM
He is risen!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2017, 04:43:54 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 28, 2017, 07:35:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2017, 10:10:48 PM
Saint Schrodinger came up the Trinity.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 01, 2017, 06:29:38 PM





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Post by: Hydra009 on March 01, 2017, 06:51:04 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 01, 2017, 06:29:38 PM
He probably just a daemon acting up.  That or problems with the cloud.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 01, 2017, 07:08:03 PM



And if there was war in heaven once, why can't it happen again?
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 01, 2017, 07:52:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 03, 2017, 02:58:57 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2017, 05:13:46 PM
A $54 dollar samurai sword? Does it light up?
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 03, 2017, 07:34:12 PM




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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2017, 09:19:46 PM
Some societies didn't name a child until it was one year old. Infant mortality was that high.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2017, 11:04:27 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on March 05, 2017, 10:53:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2017, 11:35:28 AM


I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
mad world mad world
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Post by: kilodelta on March 08, 2017, 04:33:30 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 08, 2017, 07:28:08 PM
Ha! That guy is such a joker!
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 08, 2017, 08:32:44 PM
OK, one more for today:







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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2017, 09:05:05 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on March 09, 2017, 05:42:19 PM


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Post by: Mike Cl on March 09, 2017, 08:02:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 09, 2017, 06:55:51 PM

Hmmm.............I think the stats are a little lite on the Frump side.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 10, 2017, 04:00:38 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 11, 2017, 10:00:59 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on March 12, 2017, 11:33:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2017, 12:58:09 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 14, 2017, 06:46:35 PM
This is a brain:



This is a brain on religion:

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Post by: Unbeliever on March 14, 2017, 07:34:13 PM
Wow, now this is a shaggy dog!




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Post by: Unbeliever on March 14, 2017, 08:35:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2017, 10:08:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2017, 05:46:35 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 15, 2017, 05:51:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2017, 08:57:16 PM
MRW my family insists on praying before dinner

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Post by: PickelledEggs on March 18, 2017, 02:49:16 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 21, 2017, 07:18:01 PM
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Post by: PickelledEggs on March 22, 2017, 03:02:00 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 22, 2017, 08:45:11 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 22, 2017, 08:57:50 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 22, 2017, 09:18:11 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on March 23, 2017, 07:36:00 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on March 22, 2017, 03:02:00 AM


Poor guy :(
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2017, 08:45:53 AM
Better response: "I've done 95 of them, you'll make it a clean sweep."
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2017, 02:49:32 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 25, 2017, 10:57:34 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on March 27, 2017, 08:11:48 AM


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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 27, 2017, 08:14:07 AM
Quote from: Green Bottle on March 27, 2017, 08:11:48 AM




GREEN BOTTLE!
You beautiful bastard, welcome back.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 27, 2017, 08:35:06 AM
Quote from: Green Bottle on March 27, 2017, 08:11:48 AM

"Looks fine to me, give him a shovel!"
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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2017, 09:37:10 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2017, 10:33:41 AM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 27, 2017, 01:29:12 PM
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Post by: Sorginak on March 27, 2017, 05:49:49 PM
Not a picture, and I am uncertain how one links to FB videos:

https://www.facebook.com/TheLoopyBloggerr/videos/1883814018507335/
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 28, 2017, 05:32:02 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 27, 2017, 08:35:06 AM
"Looks fine to me, give him a shovel!"
Yeah, so he can dig his own grave...
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2017, 05:46:30 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 28, 2017, 05:54:38 PM
Oh, boys and their toys...






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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2017, 02:03:49 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on March 29, 2017, 07:07:18 AM
Correction; Trump WANTS to be a dictator.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2017, 10:35:17 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on March 29, 2017, 07:07:18 AMCorrection; Trump WANTS to be a dictator.
Yep.  That was the top comment on Imgur when that was posted.

Also, just because the Republicans dropped the ball on one horrible piece of legislation, doesn't mean they haven't been frighteningly effective at passing other horrible legislation.  Nobody should write these guys off as ineffectual and become complacent.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2017, 10:36:32 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 29, 2017, 10:38:27 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 29, 2017, 10:36:32 AM

No sound, but his lips are moving, so he's lying.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 29, 2017, 01:02:19 PM
Meanwhile, at Feminist Frequency HQ...

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 29, 2017, 02:04:28 PM
Had to google "Star Fox".
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 29, 2017, 02:43:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2017, 01:46:34 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 01, 2017, 10:26:38 PM


$25? Fuck that, tell them this is some straight medical shit and put it in a legit looking little bag, boom... $50 a pop (and only put half a gram in there, just fill the rest with like ground up grass or some shit).
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Post by: Sorginak on April 03, 2017, 10:44:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2017, 10:53:00 PM
Quote from: Sorginak on April 03, 2017, 10:44:53 PM
Yep.  And for extra irony, that slaver's ancestors, European pagans, were likely also at the receiving of some violent evangelizing.  Or possibly, the wrong sort of Christians.  They didn't fare too well, either.
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Post by: Sorginak on April 04, 2017, 12:34:13 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2017, 11:35:09 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 04, 2017, 12:03:01 PM
Dogs are stupid/evil.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2017, 05:38:59 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 05, 2017, 05:43:05 PM
Meh, Ghost peppers rule.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2017, 03:33:35 AM


I guess this means that Obama has a 118% approval rating?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 07, 2017, 10:26:11 AM
Where the fuck does 70% come from?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 07, 2017, 10:33:33 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 07, 2017, 10:26:11 AM
Where the fuck does 70% come from?
Some people claim this "math" exists, but I still haven't seen proof.
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Post by: aitm on April 07, 2017, 06:27:46 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 07, 2017, 10:26:11 AM
Where the fuck does 70% come from?
because to simpletons (trumpies) a % is almost the same as addition but without the thinking.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 07, 2017, 06:51:46 PM
Literally only just got that he meant if the other half too would have voted, he'd have 70% in total because they too would vote 35-15 split.
I'm not on the top of my game, as of late. Jeesh.
But; that is retarded.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2017, 12:02:59 PM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on April 09, 2017, 09:24:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 10, 2017, 10:36:28 PM


Eenie... meenie... miney... mo... catch... a tiger... by... his toe. If... he hollers... let him go. My mother... told me... to pick the very best one... and you... are... it.

Oh! Look at that! Takin' it like a CHAMP!
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 11, 2017, 11:12:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2017, 02:21:12 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 12, 2017, 08:33:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 12, 2017, 02:21:12 AM

Uranus is of great interest to the forum membership at large.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 12, 2017, 08:33:39 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2017, 08:32:16 PM


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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on April 15, 2017, 10:15:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 16, 2017, 04:16:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2017, 01:24:08 PM
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Post by: aitm on April 17, 2017, 03:27:39 PM
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I know there is a joke there, but it is just...out ....of...my...reach......ug
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 17, 2017, 03:36:49 PM
The White Hand was the sign of Saruman's forces.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2017, 12:51:26 AM


Every video game movie ever (and some novel/comic adaptations)
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2017, 08:31:21 PM


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 18, 2017, 08:33:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 18, 2017, 08:31:21 PM


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And the first penis in Mary's vagina belonged to her son.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2017, 12:22:23 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 19, 2017, 05:47:10 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 19, 2017, 05:51:04 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 20, 2017, 04:45:36 PM
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-2/3rds of these pictures have kids "praying" in different directions.
-Wow, public schools built 20, 30, 40 years ago had walls specifically facing Mecca all this time? That liberal conspiracy to convert us all to Islam goes deeper than I thought!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2017, 06:12:54 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 20, 2017, 06:32:35 PM



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Post by: Unbeliever on April 20, 2017, 06:38:11 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on April 20, 2017, 06:46:35 PM
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Its my birthday.
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Post by: aitm on April 20, 2017, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 17, 2017, 03:36:49 PM
The White Hand was the sign of Saruman's forces.
Thank goodness I never got that involved in a movie to know that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 20, 2017, 07:21:43 PM
Quote from: aitm on April 20, 2017, 06:53:17 PM
Thank goodness I never got that involved in a movie to know that.
I learned about them while sitting a gun tub with two .50s over my head, circa 1970.
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 20, 2017, 08:29:14 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on April 20, 2017, 06:46:35 PM

Its my birthday.
Have a grand and glorious day!!
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 21, 2017, 05:56:08 AM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on April 20, 2017, 06:46:35 PM

Its my birthday.

Happy birthday!
You share it with my mom.

And Hitler.

But mostly my mom.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 25, 2017, 07:07:50 PM




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Post by: Unbeliever on April 26, 2017, 09:07:59 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 26, 2017, 09:40:27 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 26, 2017, 09:42:54 PM
There's something wrong




with this banana...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 26, 2017, 10:36:29 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 26, 2017, 09:40:27 PM

13 KPH?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2017, 12:16:22 AM


Also, mysteriously dead bunny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2017, 10:03:07 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2017, 11:09:00 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 01, 2017, 03:30:07 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 26, 2017, 10:36:29 PM
13 KPH?
I though that was 64 kph...
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 01, 2017, 03:35:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 01, 2017, 11:09:00 AM

But on the other hand, you can now get a pizza with 101 different cheeses (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/26/Portland-restaurant-creates-101-cheese-pizza/1651493227897/)!



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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2017, 04:41:39 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 01, 2017, 03:30:07 PM
I though that was 64 kph...
Square root of 16 is 4. 4X4X4 is ~13.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 01, 2017, 04:55:03 PM
Ah, yes, the tilde makes all the difference...
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2017, 05:26:03 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 01, 2017, 03:35:36 PM
But on the other hand, you can now get a pizza with 101 different cheeses (http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/26/Portland-restaurant-creates-101-cheese-pizza/1651493227897/)!
My rule of thumb is that an item shouldn't have more different kinds of cheese than you have fingers on one hand.  So, 6 max.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 01, 2017, 05:30:37 PM
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2017, 09:12:34 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 01, 2017, 05:30:37 PM
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Do you always begin conversations this way?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 02, 2017, 11:31:22 AM




Math is hard.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 02, 2017, 11:39:18 AM
I'm mathgnostic.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 02, 2017, 04:50:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 01, 2017, 09:12:34 PM
Do you always begin conversations this way?
Nah, only when I'm trying to be a smart ass...

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Post by: Unbeliever on May 03, 2017, 05:20:37 PM
Here's a really house-broken lizard - uh, draining the lizard:


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Post by: Hydra009 on May 03, 2017, 05:21:26 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 04, 2017, 10:27:44 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 04, 2017, 10:21:41 AM

That would explain why the US so very often eats shoots and leaves.
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 04, 2017, 11:52:34 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 04, 2017, 10:27:44 AM
That would explain why the US so very often eats shoots and leaves.
Did you really mean this"  That would explain why the US so very often eats, shoots, and leaves."??
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2017, 12:14:37 PM


reference?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 04, 2017, 12:18:56 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2017, 11:52:34 AM
Did you really mean this"  That would explain why the US so very often eats, shoots, and leaves."??
I went the other way, US being a koala.
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 04, 2017, 12:39:03 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 04, 2017, 12:18:56 PM
I went the other way, US being a koala.
Yeah, but we are really good at shooting and leaving.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 04, 2017, 01:13:27 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2017, 12:39:03 PM
Yeah, but we are really good at shooting and leaving.
Yep, and some folks complain we never leave. Each case is superficial.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2017, 01:33:08 PM




May the fourth live long and prosper!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2017, 06:49:41 PM


Next time, try it in an air elemental.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 08, 2017, 07:34:46 PM
I like these animal facts!


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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 11, 2017, 03:17:32 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 11, 2017, 07:40:46 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 09, 2017, 06:06:42 PM


Try Blood of Innocent Childrenâ,,¢, it's much more fun for people of that kind of mindset.



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Post by: Hydra009 on May 11, 2017, 12:50:10 PM


Don't dead open inside



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Post by: Unbeliever on May 15, 2017, 09:48:01 PM
Aha! So now we know...the rest of the story!



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Post by: Unbeliever on May 15, 2017, 09:56:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2017, 10:32:56 PM


Who are these dimwits selecting the ocean?  Cause unless Kim Jong-un rules an underwater kingdom, that has a 0% chance of being right. The least you can do is select an actual country and hope you get lucky.  Also, the "north" part is a pretty big hint.  Maybe not so far north you hit Russia, but pretty far to the north.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 16, 2017, 05:59:12 PM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 19, 2017, 01:03:22 PM


WAIT THERES MORE

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2017, 04:35:44 PM
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Post by: aitm on May 21, 2017, 07:21:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 20, 2017, 11:32:31 PM

oh my god, that is funny....too bad I can't use it anywhere.....hmmm
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2017, 10:26:42 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 22, 2017, 03:31:25 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 22, 2017, 11:11:58 AM
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You know somebody could have a bad day if you go to sleep with a loaded rifle on your lap.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 22, 2017, 03:14:09 PM


Sure, you think you're getting measles shots, but do you realize you're also getting infected with the transgender?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2017, 08:20:29 PM
That would work better if the landmasses hadn't been fudged.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on May 26, 2017, 11:19:19 PM
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Post by: aitm on May 27, 2017, 08:10:49 AM
I am pleased I have no idea what the means.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 27, 2017, 08:33:45 AM
Quote from: aitm on May 27, 2017, 08:10:49 AM
I am pleased I have no idea what the means.
Rather like not getting the "in jokes" at 4chan.
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Post by: aitm on May 27, 2017, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 27, 2017, 08:33:45 AM
Rather like not getting the "in jokes" at 4chan.
I am sure very much so as I have never "chan"ed.
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on May 27, 2017, 10:47:50 PM
I'm not sure if you win or lose from getting a bingo from that one.

Probably a loss. (It feels like a loss.)
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Post by: trdsf on May 28, 2017, 11:26:54 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2017, 01:41:14 AM


Checkmate, atheists.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on May 29, 2017, 03:28:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 29, 2017, 01:41:14 AM


Checkmate, atheists.
That has to be a Poe. Please tell me that's a Poe.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2017, 05:05:21 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on May 29, 2017, 03:28:43 PM
That has to be a Poe. Please tell me that's a Poe.
Poe's law: it's impossible to tell.  Possibly that video isn't 100% serious, but there are other anti-evolution videos on that channel that seem pretty genuine.
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Post by: Sal1981 on May 30, 2017, 08:34:10 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 31, 2017, 06:10:17 PM








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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 31, 2017, 06:58:44 PM
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Post by: caseagainstfaith on May 31, 2017, 11:07:56 PM

Quote from: Hydra009 on May 02, 2017, 11:31:22 AM
Math is hard.

Uh, 18 is 50% more than 12.

12 * 150% = 12 * 1.5 = 18.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2017, 07:10:53 AM
That's the point, the original questioner didn't know math.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 01, 2017, 10:59:41 AM

Orange juice is a pathway to many nutrients some consider to be all-natural.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 01, 2017, 06:18:00 PM
What the hell is "palp"?

I thought it was "pulp," but what do I know?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2017, 06:23:17 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 01, 2017, 06:18:00 PM
What the hell is "palp"?

I thought it was "pulp," but what do I know?
You palpate breasts to check for lumps. If you find lumps in breasts you put them back in the blender and run it for another 15-30 seconds on "pulperize."
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 01, 2017, 07:04:40 PM
Ah, yes - so clear when explained well!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2017, 07:09:02 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 01, 2017, 07:04:40 PM
Ah, yes - so clear when explained well!
I write user manuals.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 01, 2017, 07:23:58 PM
Do you translate them from English to Chinese to Russian and then back to English? That how most of them are done, I think.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 01, 2017, 07:33:15 PM





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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2017, 07:34:24 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 01, 2017, 07:23:58 PM
Do you translate them from English to Chinese to Russian and then back to English? That how most of them are done, I think.
Remember what I said about blenders? Turns out they're endlessly useful. Especially if your need 30 pages of Urdu tomorrow.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 01, 2017, 09:30:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 01, 2017, 07:23:58 PM
Do you translate them from English to Chinese to Russian and then back to English? That how most of them are done, I think.
Naa..........it's usually from English to Japanese back into English.  The best ones are from Japanese into English.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 02, 2017, 06:49:12 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 02, 2017, 07:02:28 PM
Ah, now this is the way to play chess!


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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 04, 2017, 11:25:08 AM



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 05, 2017, 08:07:08 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 06, 2017, 07:00:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2017, 07:09:30 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2017, 07:16:05 PM
You mean he isn't gay?
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 06, 2017, 07:24:49 PM
Yeah, Joshua Feuerstein - what a piece of...uh...work.



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Post by: Unbeliever on June 13, 2017, 04:54:14 PM
I wonder if this is how Houdini got started?



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Post by: Unbeliever on June 21, 2017, 05:27:39 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on June 27, 2017, 06:03:19 AM
It's funny because it's true.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 27, 2017, 07:44:19 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 27, 2017, 06:03:19 AM
It's funny because it's true.


Eh?
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Post by: aitm on June 27, 2017, 05:33:05 PM
*MOD NOTE*  you all better pick up your game, you guys really suck at "funny"....c'mon man!
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 27, 2017, 05:42:04 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 27, 2017, 06:25:50 PM
Quote from: aitm on June 27, 2017, 05:33:05 PM
*MOD NOTE*  you all better pick up your game, you guys really suck at "funny"....c'mon man!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2017, 07:03:19 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 27, 2017, 07:35:45 PM
Something like that happened to me back in '72. Five boats, five men on each boat. I was the only one that survived a very bad day at the office. I credit Augustine of Hippo (http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=418) for that, I prayed to him daily.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 27, 2017, 07:38:50 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 27, 2017, 07:44:19 AM
Eh?

We are told time and time again that we don't spend like they use to, that by our age they had 2 cars, 3 kids and a house while paying their way through college on a part time job (slight exaggeration, but not too far), that it's bad for the economy that so many young people don't have money to spend... without taking into account that wages have stayed consistent while prices have skyrocketed and that the job market, like the economy, sucks. Ironically it's the very people who tell us we are failing who broke the system in the first place.

It's one that it has to be funny, otherwise it's just painful.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 28, 2017, 12:32:16 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 27, 2017, 06:25:50 PM

It's funny because most gun-related fatalities are committed by police, not civilians.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2017, 06:52:00 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on June 28, 2017, 12:32:16 AM
It's funny because most gun-related fatalities are committed by police, not civilians.
That's absurd.
According to a very rabid anti-cop person on another forum the cops kill 3.1 people per day in the US. That means you have a 1/110,000,000 chance of being killed by cops on any given day. He also refused to break it down into "justified"/"unjustified"/"accidental"/"undetermined", which means the "unjustified" category is smaller than he likes.

But let's look at the Washington Post's numbers: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/06/19/guns-in-america-for-every-criminal-killed-in-self-defense-34-innocent-people-die/
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2017, 06:53:36 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 27, 2017, 07:38:50 PM
We are told time and time again that we don't spend like they use to, that by our age they had 2 cars, 3 kids and a house while paying their way through college on a part time job (slight exaggeration, but not too far), that it's bad for the economy that so many young people don't have money to spend... without taking into account that wages have stayed consistent while prices have skyrocketed and that the job market, like the economy, sucks. Ironically it's the very people who tell us we are failing who broke the system in the first place.

It's one that it has to be funny, otherwise it's just painful.

When I was in high school the guys wanted to get a job where they could make $10,000. My pension is three times that.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 28, 2017, 05:39:18 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 02, 2017, 08:37:27 PM
The damned regressive chef at it again.




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Post by: Unbeliever on July 05, 2017, 06:34:48 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 05, 2017, 06:36:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 06, 2017, 01:00:38 PM


To be fair, I'm told there's a bit of a social taboo in Poland for a man to offer to shake hands with a woman.  So this is probably more of a cultural faux pas than a deliberate snub.
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Post by: Cavebear on July 06, 2017, 02:19:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 24, 2017, 04:59:30 PM


Hey!  That was MEAN.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 06, 2017, 04:56:50 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 06, 2017, 01:00:38 PM


To be fair, I'm told there's a bit of a social taboo in Poland for a man to offer to shake hands with a woman.  So this is probably more of a cultural faux pas than a deliberate snub.
Oh, boy, I can't wait to see his tweet about this horrendous insult!  :confuse:

I wonder if that lady's life is in jeopardy for this snub?
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 13, 2017, 10:58:55 AM
Yang's new robotic arm can perform a DEVASTATING ATTACK.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 13, 2017, 11:26:01 AM
Looks like a crayon with Parkinson's.
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Post by: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 07:16:20 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 13, 2017, 11:26:01 AM
Looks like a crayon with Parkinson's.

Well, she might have a happy girlfriend...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2017, 07:22:20 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on July 14, 2017, 07:16:20 AM
Well, she might have a happy girlfriend...
That's what I was thinking. She would never get it in, but "playing horsey" is a possibility. Her GF would have no problems with childbirth after that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2017, 11:02:56 PM


Get healthy by zapping parasites and bacteria!
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Post by: Cavebear on July 18, 2017, 05:59:21 AM
I don't have a funny picture to show.  But if a celebrity endorses a product, its fake!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2017, 10:41:53 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 24, 2017, 09:01:41 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 25, 2017, 06:22:39 AM
This "outside"  you speak of...
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 27, 2017, 11:55:25 PM
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Post by: pr126 on July 28, 2017, 01:41:57 PM
In Scotland, to the North of Edinburgh you can find:


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Post by: Mike Cl on July 28, 2017, 02:48:51 PM
Quote from: pr126 on July 28, 2017, 01:41:57 PM
In Scotland, to the North of Edinburgh you can find:


Well, it's not really that Boring.  Only about 10/12 miles from Portland, so you can find all the excitement you want there--that is if you can't find it at the Not So Boring Bar and Grill!  The area is also hooked up with Bland, New South Wales.   
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2017, 07:11:57 PM
One from Boss Lady.

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 29, 2017, 01:57:14 PM
Paging all RWBY fans.

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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 31, 2017, 04:03:26 PM
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Post by: trdsf on July 31, 2017, 07:38:52 PM
Proof that my adoptive home town is just plain messed up -- an intersection of three streets, all with the same name:

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 31, 2017, 09:43:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2017, 12:32:13 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 04, 2017, 05:48:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2017, 11:38:29 PM


We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 10, 2017, 12:39:47 PM


I'm convinced Scots are actually space aliens.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 10, 2017, 08:56:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 08, 2017, 11:38:29 PM


We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
I'm shocked!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 11, 2017, 02:08:52 PM
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Post by: pr126 on August 14, 2017, 12:10:55 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 15, 2017, 04:19:04 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 16, 2017, 05:58:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2017, 11:21:15 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 18, 2017, 06:46:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2017, 11:29:25 PM


It's a safety pin...
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Post by: Sorginak on August 19, 2017, 11:30:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 19, 2017, 11:29:25 PM


It's a safety pin...

Sure~
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Post by: Cavebear on August 20, 2017, 05:21:44 AM
Quote from: Sorginak on August 19, 2017, 11:30:51 PM
Sure~

But doesn't the ink usually spill out the other end?
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Post by: Shiranu on August 20, 2017, 11:06:23 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2017, 11:25:53 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on August 20, 2017, 11:06:23 AM

Violence on both sides.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 20, 2017, 11:41:05 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2017, 11:25:53 AM
Violence on both sides.
And there are very good people on both sides. 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 20, 2017, 12:06:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2017, 11:25:53 AM
Violence on both sides.
Hey! The Nasties were just sitting there, not hurting anybody, except a few million Jews and most of Europe and half of the USSR...
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 21, 2017, 03:24:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2017, 03:33:52 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 24, 2017, 03:23:16 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on August 26, 2017, 06:01:35 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 21, 2017, 03:24:35 PM


I only hope that is a joke...  But, hey send it to Trump and suggest his supporters would love to see him do it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2017, 11:12:55 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 28, 2017, 04:36:15 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 28, 2017, 05:02:11 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2017, 05:27:07 PM
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Post by: Munch on August 29, 2017, 09:43:32 AM
my german boyfriend sent me this one.

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on August 29, 2017, 10:35:29 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 29, 2017, 05:32:06 PM
Chain dogs:



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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 29, 2017, 06:45:21 PM
No link?
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 29, 2017, 06:57:14 PM
LINK? You want a LINK!?




Oh, ok, here it is:


http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/israeli-artist-upcycles-bicycle-chains-into-intricate-dog-sculptures.html
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Post by: Shiranu on August 29, 2017, 07:13:02 PM
Quote from: Munch on August 29, 2017, 09:43:32 AM
my german boyfriend sent me this one.



I wonder if they poured out the top 4/5th to make it look like they were drinking it...
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 29, 2017, 08:16:17 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 29, 2017, 06:45:21 PM
No link?
you mean sausage????
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 29, 2017, 09:02:51 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 29, 2017, 06:57:14 PM
LINK? You want a LINK!?




Oh, ok, here it is:


http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/israeli-artist-upcycles-bicycle-chains-into-intricate-dog-sculptures.html
You took me literally...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 29, 2017, 09:17:58 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on August 29, 2017, 10:35:29 AM

How I feel about "millennials" born in the 2000s.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 30, 2017, 12:07:32 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 29, 2017, 09:02:51 PM
You took me literally...
Perhaps, but I did take you...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 30, 2017, 11:45:47 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on August 31, 2017, 11:58:08 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 29, 2017, 09:02:51 PM
You took me literally...

It happens.  Better than being taken figuratively.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 31, 2017, 12:05:23 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on August 31, 2017, 11:58:08 AM
It happens.  Better than being taken figuratively.
My figure shouldn't be taken seriously.
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Post by: trdsf on August 31, 2017, 12:40:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 31, 2017, 12:05:23 PM
My figure shouldn't be taken seriously.
My figure is best taken virtually.  Online, no one knows you're an overweight schlub...
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 31, 2017, 01:59:30 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on August 31, 2017, 03:17:06 PM
Yeah nothing like being a 36-32-32 guy.  Not that I would what that was like...  The last time I saw a 32 waist I was that old.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 31, 2017, 04:07:57 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 31, 2017, 04:37:39 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on August 31, 2017, 05:18:04 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 31, 2017, 04:37:39 PM

Ditto, ditto, ditto...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 31, 2017, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 31, 2017, 04:37:39 PM

Birth control doesn't contribute to my campaigns.
Abortion doesn't contribute to my campaigns.
Gays don't contribute to my campaigns.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2017, 11:52:48 PM


But taxes going to Free Parking is the house rule!
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Post by: Cavebear on September 04, 2017, 02:45:51 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 01, 2017, 11:52:48 PM


But taxes going to Free Parking is the house rule!

Exceptions are fine, but must be agreed on before the game starts.  I don't know HOW MANY times I advised my friends about that.  Wait, was THAT why they stopped playing the game with me? 
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2017, 09:31:27 PM


TIL gravity on Earth pulls things towards a point in outer space below (above?) the south pole
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 05, 2017, 07:31:36 AM
I can't express the gravity of that idea.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 05, 2017, 01:34:36 PM
Are NASA scientists really godless? Shame on them...if they'd listen to God they'd know the Earth is flat!
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 05, 2017, 03:53:07 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 05, 2017, 03:58:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2017, 11:27:25 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 06, 2017, 04:58:42 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 06, 2017, 06:09:11 PM
Damm! What  a hamm.
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Post by: Shiranu on September 07, 2017, 12:54:49 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 06, 2017, 04:58:42 PM


Classic.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 07, 2017, 09:45:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 04, 2017, 09:31:27 PM


TIL gravity on Earth pulls things towards a point in outer space below (above?) the south pole

That the person refused to capitalize "NASA" pretty much explains the whole screed.  LOL!
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 07, 2017, 04:02:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2017, 06:46:00 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 08, 2017, 05:25:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2017, 08:03:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2017, 04:21:22 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 10, 2017, 05:27:44 PM
Pokemon Go Oz?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2017, 06:34:21 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 10, 2017, 05:27:44 PM
Pokemon Go Oz?
Let's just say that you're much more likely to catch a water or flying type.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2017, 12:36:46 PM
I don't want to scan a small gum box from Australia. but it shows a woman thowing up in the toilet saying "I can't believe I kissed a Republican"!

Ya gotta love those Aussies for being direct.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 11, 2017, 04:55:30 PM
Mount Everest is in Russia now:




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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2017, 05:53:01 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 11, 2017, 04:55:30 PM
Mount Everest is in Russia now:






I must have missed the memo.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 11, 2017, 06:30:29 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2017, 05:53:01 PM
I must have missed the memo.
Really?  Sarah Palin  has been telling you she can see from Alaska.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 11, 2017, 06:52:27 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 11, 2017, 06:30:29 PM
Really?  Sarah Palin  has been telling you she can see from Alaska.
...see Russia from her back porch.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2017, 08:10:27 PM


It's missing a few common birds.

Humming bird = upper-left corner
Penguin = bottom-left corner
Canada Goose = as far right as possible, y=0
Cardinal = just below Kestrel
Blue Jay = between owl and magpie
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 11, 2017, 08:29:43 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 11, 2017, 06:52:27 PM
...see Russia from her back porch.
Which must have included Mt. Everest--just ask her.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2017, 07:05:33 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on September 14, 2017, 10:40:45 AM
I suppose I'm probably a Kestral...
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2017, 12:07:52 AM


IN YEER HEADE IN YEER HEAEEEDE, ZOAMBAEE ZOAMBAEEEE ZOAMBAEEEEYEYEY!
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Post by: pr126 on September 17, 2017, 09:48:29 AM
iPhone 10



It is bloody useless.

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Post by: aitm on September 17, 2017, 09:04:02 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 12, 2017, 07:05:33 PM


I am so happy that not only do I not understand the meme, I do not understand any part of the reference.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2017, 09:36:56 PM
Quote from: aitm on September 17, 2017, 09:04:02 PM
I am so happy that not only do I not understand the meme, I do not understand any part of the reference.
The kids are making a wish at a wishing well.  One of the characters wishes that incest porn was more mainstream.  This episode aired at roughly the same time that Ted Cruz's twitter account liked a porn video.  Pasting his mug into the scene seemed like a natural fit.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 18, 2017, 03:56:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2017, 07:13:09 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 18, 2017, 07:53:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 18, 2017, 07:13:09 PM

"Guy can't even get a drink out of the toilet in peace around here!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2017, 10:17:25 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 19, 2017, 01:28:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 19, 2017, 01:57:21 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 19, 2017, 07:32:01 PM
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Post by: aitm on September 19, 2017, 09:29:50 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 19, 2017, 07:32:01 PM

I like that one, stole it, posted on FB as my own.... :P~
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2017, 12:00:17 AM
When your druid rolls a 20 on a wild empathy check:

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Post by: Unbeliever on September 20, 2017, 03:00:55 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 20, 2017, 03:10:15 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 21, 2017, 05:53:48 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 11, 2017, 08:10:27 PM


It's missing a few common birds.

Humming bird = upper-left corner
Penguin = bottom-left corner
Canada Goose = as far right as possible, y=0
Cardinal = just below Kestrel
Blue Jay = between owl and magpie

Crow's aren't assholes though. And pidgeons are dumb assholes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2017, 10:32:51 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 21, 2017, 05:53:48 AM
Crow's aren't assholes though.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2011/06/30/grudge-holding-crows-pass-on-their-anger-to-family-and-friends/
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Post by: Shiranu on September 22, 2017, 02:13:54 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2017, 06:21:07 AM
Most specifically Eben Emael.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 22, 2017, 04:32:52 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 22, 2017, 06:50:15 PM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on September 22, 2017, 10:35:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2017, 10:36:17 PM


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Post by: Cavebear on September 23, 2017, 05:20:11 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 18, 2017, 03:56:15 PM


The new Star Wars baddie, I presume?  He spits?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 23, 2017, 09:57:41 PM


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Post by: Gilgamesh on September 26, 2017, 02:11:33 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 26, 2017, 02:26:05 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 26, 2017, 07:46:21 PM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on September 26, 2017, 08:00:02 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 26, 2017, 08:07:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 26, 2017, 08:00:02 PM



I thought we were one kid short.
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Post by: Sorginak on September 26, 2017, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 26, 2017, 08:00:02 PM


My cat doesn't love me.  All of my affections for her go unnoticed and unappreciated.  I love her all the more for it.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 26, 2017, 08:25:09 PM
Quote from: Sorginak on September 26, 2017, 08:18:10 PM
My cat doesn't love me.  All of my affections for her go unnoticed and unappreciated.  I love her all the more for it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2017, 11:29:46 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 27, 2017, 11:19:39 AM
Damn, wish I'd've thought of that!
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Post by: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2017, 11:58:20 AM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2017, 03:01:34 PM

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Post by: Unbeliever on September 27, 2017, 03:12:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2017, 03:14:29 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 27, 2017, 03:12:27 PM

More suitable for Random Internet Stuff (Dafuq? Thread), but I approve.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 27, 2017, 03:15:56 PM
I don't know, I thought it was kinda funny.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 27, 2017, 03:17:10 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 27, 2017, 03:12:27 PM

A real load of Bosch!
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Post by: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2017, 03:30:15 PM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2017, 03:34:27 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 27, 2017, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 27, 2017, 03:30:15 PM

A robot throwing a tantrum? lol!
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 27, 2017, 04:05:51 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 27, 2017, 04:44:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2017, 10:52:37 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 06:22:08 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 27, 2017, 10:52:37 PM


Super-rich athletes using a sports event on a captive audience is bad.  But routine police murder is far worse.  Let the police-murder of minorities stop and the protests will go away.

And I want to add that I tried to make an equivalency between the 2 events several times drafting this post and realized there was no equivalency at all.  Murder is so far worse than kneeling in protest of the murders...

Sometimes you have to try to put things in words to realize how ludicrous the comparisons are.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 06:43:12 AM
CB you do realize that you have a 1/110,000,000 chance of being shot by a police officer in the US on any given day?
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 07:04:07 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 06:43:12 AM
CB you do realize that you have a 1/110,000,000 chance of being shot by a police officer in the US on any given day?

Well, first, *I* have little likelihood of being shot by a police officer for just standing around.   I'm an 60ish white guy in a suburban neighborhood, I seldom leave my yard, and I drive a police-officer-approved black SUV with clear windows.  I don't trigger police fears.

Second, "On any given day" is a false measurement.   I will die someday but the likelihood of "any given day" is also logically vanishingly small.  Don't use bad stats...

Third, I have a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card on my dashboard and a Bavarian Creme doughnut to offer.  JOKE...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 07:20:19 AM
You don't understand averages?

BTW, 90% of the people shot by police are white. You shouldn't let the internet lead you around by the nose.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 07:41:31 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 07:20:19 AM
You don't understand averages?

BTW, 90% of the people shot by police are white. You shouldn't let the internet lead you around by the nose.

I understand a 1/110,000,000 chance.

Source for the 90% claim?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 07:55:07 AM
Do you bookmark everything you read?
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 08:07:12 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 07:55:07 AM
Do you bookmark everything you read?

Of course not.  But basic facts are easy to find...

I'm just asking that you suggest a good source for your statement about "90% of the people shot by police are white".

"According to Fatal Encounters, the database created by former Reno News & Review editor and journalism instructor Burghart (which tracks all deaths resulting from interactions with police), a total of 1,388 people were killed by police in 2015, 318 (23%) of them black, and 560 (40%) of them white. So roughly 23 percent of those killed by any police interaction in 2015 were black and just over 40 percent were white."
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 08:11:51 AM
I said shot, you said killed.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 08:17:16 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 08:11:51 AM
I said shot, you said killed.

You are quite correct.  I assumed "shot" in the lethal meaning.  I can't find a "wounded but not killed" reference.  I expect, from your objection, you have one?  I would love to see the difference.

It suggests police wound a whole lot more white people than black people.  Is that deliberate?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 08:18:47 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 08:07:12 AM
Of course not.  But basic facts are easy to find...

I'm just asking that you suggest a good source for your statement about "90% of the people shot by police are white".

"According to Fatal Encounters, the database created by former Reno News & Review editor and journalism instructor Burghart (which tracks all deaths resulting from interactions with police), a total of 1,388 people were killed by police in 2015, 318 (23%) of them black, and 560 (40%) of them white. So roughly 23 percent of those killed by any police interaction in 2015 were black and just over 40 percent were white."
318 blacks out of a total US population of >330,000,000. Is this holocaust range or not? If you read the internet the cops are machinegunning school buses full of black kids in every city in the US on a daily basis.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 08:19:35 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 08:17:16 AM
You are quite correct.  I assumed "shot" in the lethal meaning.  I can't find a "wounded but not killed" reference.  I expect, from your objection, you have one?  I would love to see the difference.

It suggests police wound a whole lot more white people than black people.  Is that deliberate?
There are more white people than black.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 08:41:04 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 08:19:35 AM
There are more white people than black.

Um, yes, I noticed that.  And given that, it seems more black people are killed by police than white people by percentage.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 09:54:54 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 08:41:04 AM
Um, yes, I noticed that.  And given that, it seems more black people are killed by police than white people by percentage.
And I'd blame society rather than the cops.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 10:32:19 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 09:54:54 AM
And I'd blame society rather than the cops.

That raises an interesting question.  Are we not ultimately the choosers of the cops? 

Or as Pogo said "We have met the enemy and it is us".

The solution lies at our doorstep.  We accept the police we choose, but we maybe could choose better.

I had a college dorm mate.  Not my room, but my floor.  And he was a complete nutso.  He went on to become a State cop...  Who chose him?  Not me.  But he was selected by previous State cops as "one of their own".

Keep in mind that this guy once had a friend drive him around the dorm area standing on the back of a VW bug, stark naked except for a billowing cape and a flaming broom...  And that was just one bizarre event

And he became a policeman...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 10:44:08 AM
Seriously? I skipped soph philosophy.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 10:51:29 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 10:44:08 AM
Seriously? I skipped soph philosophy.

He probably did too.  But it may have been the look in his eyes.  Wide all the time.  He was never normal from the start.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 11:00:39 AM
If we do pick our cops some people are picking jerks if the Internet is any indication. If I was considering a LEO career and read what some folks say about them I'd look elsewhere.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 11:10:36 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 11:00:39 AM
If we do pick our cops some people are picking jerks if the Internet is any indication. If I was considering a LEO career and read what some folks say about them I'd look elsewhere.

They pick each other like them.  You get one of the loonies in there and that person makes sure all the ones who come after is like them.  BTW, that's my personal theory of office management too.  Like calls to like.  One nut gets in and everyone after is just like him/her...

Rotten apple in the barrel.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 11:37:07 AM
Yep, the sweeping generalizations win again.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 11:56:48 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 11:37:07 AM
Yep, the sweeping generalizations win again.

But in my case I can claim both personal college and office experience, and reinforced by many examples.  Not every anecdotal experience is unsupported by others.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 12:09:40 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 11:56:48 AM
But in my case I can claim both personal college and office experience, and reinforced by many examples.  Not every anecdotal experience is unsupported by others.
So you know enough to judge the entire 800,000-1,000,000 LEOs in the country?
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 12:22:35 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 12:09:40 PM
So you know enough to judge the entire 800,000-1,000,000 LEOs in the country?

Even a google search didn't  tell me what LEOs were, but the context hit me.  Law Enforcement Officers...

Of course not.  But I know one who fit right in and that is indicitive.  And I have met a few (in non-offense situations since I haven't gotten so much as a school zone ticket in 50 years) and I do have a certain justifiable opinion of their attitude.

I'm sorry this is really bothering you.  I didn't intend it to be.

As far as I can tell, they are "of a type" just as nuns and teachers and sports coaches are. 

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 12:27:45 PM
Again, sweeping generalizations.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 12:40:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 12:27:45 PM
Again, sweeping generalizations.

Well, let's explore that. 

On the topic of authoritarianism and police, Robert Balch summarized some of the main traits of LEOs...

    a. Conventionalism: rigid adherence to conventional, middle-class values.

    b. Authoritarian Submission: submissive, uncritical attitude toward idealized moral authorities of the ingroup.

    c. Authoritarian Aggression: tendency to be on the lookout for, and to condemn, reject, and punish people who violate conventional values.

    d. Anti-intraception: opposition to the subjective, the imaginative, the tender-minded.

    e. Superstition and Stereotypy: the belief in mystical determinants of the individual's fate; the disposition to think in rigid categories.

    f. Power and "toughness": preoccupation with the dominance-submission, strong-weak, leader-follower dimension; identification with power figures; overemphasis upon the conventionalized attributes of the ego; exaggerated assertion of strength and toughness.

    g. Destructiveness and Cynicism: generalized hostility, vilification of the human.

    h. Projectivity: The disposition to believe that wild and dangerous things go on in the world; the projection outwards of unconscious emotional impulses.

    i. Sex: Exaggerated concern with sexual "goings on."

In other words, its not just me...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 01:12:15 PM
No, you are one of the yowling pack.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 01:12:15 PM
No, you are one of the yowling pack.

I'm sorry you feel that way.  But Black guys selling individual cigarettes on the street aren't killing themselves.  Old demented Black guys holding a stick aren't killing themselves.  As-yet-to-be-charged Black guys aren't putting themselves in lethal chokeholds. 

Shall I continue?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 02:11:49 PM
Don't bother. Don't speak if you won't listen.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 28, 2017, 02:22:56 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 02:11:49 PM
Don't bother. Don't speak if you won't listen.

The question is "who isn't listening"?  I gave you facts.  You gave... what?
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 02:29:19 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 28, 2017, 02:22:56 PM


OUTSTANDING  SNARK!  I admire that guy.  I've been saving coins for years (just in case) but that sure beats coins.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 28, 2017, 02:33:21 PM
I've never had to pay a ticket, of any kind, but if I did that might be a good way to do it!
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2017, 02:11:49 PM
Don't bother. Don't speak if you won't listen.

Look, I like the police generally.  They are essential to an orderly society and generally enforce the law fairly.  But you have to acknowledge in return that some are just out of control.  My college acquaintance was/is one of those and we have all seen examples of others who should be doing other work better suited to them.

You can't say they are all 100% perfect.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 02:36:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 28, 2017, 02:33:21 PM
I've never had to pay a ticket, of any kind, but if I did that might be a good way to do it!

If I ever get a really truly unjustified fine (and I haven't, though I've paid a couple), I'll be looking up origami pigs...
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 28, 2017, 03:25:49 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 28, 2017, 03:35:38 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 03:38:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 28, 2017, 03:25:49 PM


Man I couldn't suck in a gut like that for anyone!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 28, 2017, 04:25:30 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on September 28, 2017, 04:37:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 28, 2017, 04:25:30 PM


I ere knew something was on foot
Among the woodbirds pecking at the shore
When first I spied the "ELL"
Betwixt it were the the hair and brow

And heart in me, the shoe to fit.
Twas no dark grackle calling ever more.
But some sad wandring fool
Pretending to be here in yore.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 29, 2017, 11:08:05 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 29, 2017, 04:45:11 PM
Wow, a whole new version of "deep throat"!



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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2017, 05:58:48 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on September 29, 2017, 11:08:05 AM

*subset of white people who are also idiots
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 29, 2017, 06:11:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 29, 2017, 05:58:48 PM
*subset of white people who are also idiots
HOW DARE YOU INJECT NUANCE INTO MY HYPERBOLIC JOKE!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2017, 06:26:58 PM


How ticks survive.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on September 30, 2017, 12:41:38 PM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on September 30, 2017, 01:25:13 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on October 01, 2017, 09:57:15 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 01, 2017, 10:06:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 01, 2017, 09:57:15 PM


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Post by: aitm on October 02, 2017, 08:03:09 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 01, 2017, 09:57:15 PM


Could be one of those "technical" tricky questions. I think 92 was a leap year. So "technically the older only had like 5 or 6 "birthdays".
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 02, 2017, 10:26:46 AM
Quote from: aitm on October 02, 2017, 08:03:09 AM
Could be one of those "technical" tricky questions. I think 92 was a leap year. So "technically the older only had like 5 or 6 "birthdays".
But the BMV will let a 32 yo with eight birthdays drive.
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Post by: aitm on October 02, 2017, 11:15:06 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 02, 2017, 10:26:46 AM
But the BMV will let a 32 yo with eight birthdays drive.
thats there problem letting youngsters drive.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 02, 2017, 11:34:23 AM
Quote from: aitm on October 02, 2017, 11:15:06 AM
thats there problem letting youngsters drive.
Eh?
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Post by: Gilgamesh on October 02, 2017, 01:00:03 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 02, 2017, 03:45:44 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 02, 2017, 05:50:03 PM
Can't even get plowed these days...
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 02, 2017, 06:23:27 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 03, 2017, 01:08:50 AM
Quote from: aitm on October 02, 2017, 08:03:09 AM
Could be one of those "technical" tricky questions. I think 92 was a leap year. So "technically the older only had like 5 or 6 "birthdays".

"I'm A Girl If That Helps."
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Post by: Cavebear on October 04, 2017, 04:33:19 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 02, 2017, 10:26:46 AM
But the BMV will let a 32 yo with eight birthdays drive.

Define "sister".  Is one of you a cat? 
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 05, 2017, 05:38:32 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 06, 2017, 05:43:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2017, 08:53:39 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 07, 2017, 12:31:59 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 06, 2017, 08:53:39 PM


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Post by: Cavebear on October 08, 2017, 06:28:08 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 06, 2017, 05:43:27 PM


A plier bacteriophage?  Love it!
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Post by: Cavebear on October 08, 2017, 06:29:46 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 06, 2017, 08:53:39 PM


Contradiction is so hilarious.  And the car owner doesn't know it...  Or does?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 08, 2017, 11:06:58 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 08, 2017, 12:46:04 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on October 08, 2017, 06:29:46 AM
Contradiction is so hilarious.  And the car owner doesn't know it...  Or does?
Ambush sticker.
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Post by: Cavebear on October 09, 2017, 01:09:17 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 08, 2017, 11:06:58 AM


The parties sort of switched sides in the 1960s. The KKK was formed by people who are NOW Republicans and the people who used to be Republicans are NOW Democrats.    Thinking that the past political party views are current is an error.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 09, 2017, 12:08:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 08, 2017, 11:06:58 AM


A home schooler acting like he knows what was is taught in the class room....
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 09, 2017, 12:16:00 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on October 09, 2017, 01:09:17 AMThinking that the past political party views are current is an error.
Yep, and it's an such a predictable error that it's practically diagnostic of one's party affiliation.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 09, 2017, 12:19:51 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 09, 2017, 12:08:46 PM
A home schooler acting like he knows what was is taught in the class room....
I'm waiting for the Klan to open "private schools".
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 09, 2017, 03:34:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 09, 2017, 12:19:51 PM
I'm waiting for the Klan to open "private schools".

"Welcome, class. Today's class is on how the inferior races micro-evolved from Ishmael and/or Cain. Remember, micro-evolution is okay, but macro-evolution is a conspiracy made up by devil worshiping scientists."
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 09, 2017, 05:01:50 PM
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Post by: trdsf on October 09, 2017, 06:59:39 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on October 09, 2017, 01:09:17 AM
The parties sort of switched sides in the 1960s. The KKK was formed by people who are NOW Republicans and the people who used to be Republicans are NOW Democrats.    Thinking that the past political party views are current is an error.
The switch was more or less finalized in the '60s, but it really started with FDR.  Before that, the GOP was in the main the liberal party and the Democrats the conservatives -- Teddy and Franklin may have been respectively a Republican and a Democrat, but both were progressives.  The switch finalized with the Republicans' Southern Strategy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy), which was a deliberate and conscious decision to appeal to conservative white voters in the South -- who by the 1940s and onward had voted Democratic out of momentum rather than out of conviction and then only when no other option was immediately available -- on the explicit basis of racism.

Politically speaking, that made sense so far as the numbers went -- Southern 'Democrats' were, by the 1960s, Democrats in name only, voting D pretty much only because Lincoln was an R and they knew how to hold a grudge.  Witness the willingness with which they left the party to vote for Thurmond in 1948, Goldwater in 1964, and Wallace in 1968, and the elections of unpledged electors to the Mississippi and Alabama delegations to the Electoral College in 1960.

So the South was ripe for conservative picking, and they quite cheerily went ahead and exploited racial divisions and racism.
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Post by: Shiranu on October 09, 2017, 07:52:12 PM
tl;dr: So much of America's flaws can really just be sumarised as, "The South is a cespool of bigotry and stupidity, and it sometimes leaks out to other regions."

I think as a Texan I have the right to say that... even if Texas does have to carry most of the weight in the Union and is arguably both the most important and best state in the States even with it's Southern flaws.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 09, 2017, 09:07:17 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on October 09, 2017, 07:52:12 PM
tl;dr: So much of America's flaws can really just be sumarised as, "The South is a cespool of bigotry and stupidity, and it sometimes leaks out to other regions."

I think as a Texan I have the right to say that... even if Texas does have to carry most of the weight in the Union and is arguably both the most important and best state in the States even with it's Southern flaws.
But we like you anyway.
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Post by: Cavebear on October 11, 2017, 05:54:25 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on October 09, 2017, 07:52:12 PM
tl;dr: So much of America's flaws can really just be sumarised as, "The South is a cespool of bigotry and stupidity, and it sometimes leaks out to other regions."

I think as a Texan I have the right to say that... even if Texas does have to carry most of the weight in the Union and is arguably both the most important and best state in the States even with it's Southern flaws.

Texas is merely one state and not the best.  But I will grant that Dallas is the last Eastern city and Ft Worth the 1st Western one.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2017, 02:49:05 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2017, 08:08:05 PM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on October 13, 2017, 05:20:55 PM

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Post by: Unbeliever on October 14, 2017, 12:12:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 12, 2017, 02:49:05 PM

Some people just can't stand the Star Spangled Banner.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2017, 08:38:17 PM


The bar is so low that we could drill for it 100 years and not reach it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 16, 2017, 11:37:30 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on October 16, 2017, 11:56:56 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on October 11, 2017, 05:54:25 AM
Texas is merely one state and not the best.  But I will grant that Dallas is the last Eastern city and Ft Worth the 1st Western one.

You're right, New Mexico and Maryland are better. But other than that, Texas is the best state in the union. Name one other state that has Austin & the I-35 corridor in it. I'll give you time.

Only problem is all those damned Californians moving here because of Austin's super liberal, super-weird reputation and ruining everything.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 17, 2017, 09:28:48 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on October 16, 2017, 11:56:56 PM
You're right, New Mexico and Maryland are better. But other than that, Texas is the best state in the union. Name one other state that has Austin & the I-35 corridor in it. I'll give you time.

Only problem is all those damned Californians moving here because of Austin's super liberal, super-weird reputation and ruining everything.
Oregonians say the same about Californians, as well.  But I trump (can one still use this word any more??) your Austin and the I-35 with the Columbia River Gorge--Pendleton on one end and Portland on the other!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2017, 12:34:39 PM
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Post by: pr126 on October 18, 2017, 09:30:11 AM
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Post by: Cavebear on October 18, 2017, 10:35:14 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 13, 2017, 05:20:55 PM



That's what WE are here for...  Opening cans.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2017, 11:04:22 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 20, 2017, 03:44:30 PM





Wow, that's a really ugly kitty! The finder must be a city slicker...
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Post by: Shiranu on October 20, 2017, 04:05:24 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 18, 2017, 11:04:22 PM


Classic.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 20, 2017, 04:14:51 PM
Possums are sooooooo cute!



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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2017, 10:44:06 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2017, 07:31:41 AM
That's nothing, I did it with just my fists.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2017, 12:52:06 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2017, 01:05:43 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 23, 2017, 11:36:53 AM
Kneel before our Lord and Lizard.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 23, 2017, 11:55:49 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2017, 12:55:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2017, 01:12:21 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 24, 2017, 01:34:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 24, 2017, 01:12:21 PM

Thoughts and prayers. Positive venom sent your way.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 24, 2017, 02:14:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 25, 2017, 05:46:15 PM


They always get you with the small print.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 26, 2017, 07:18:31 PM


#BlackLabsMatter
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Post by: Cavebear on October 27, 2017, 09:11:35 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 20, 2017, 03:44:30 PM





Wow, that's a really ugly kitty! The finder must be a city slicker...

We call those "Iza kitties" here.  Iza is convinced they are "outside cats" and she wants to go play with them.  Iza is a cat.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 28, 2017, 10:24:20 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 28, 2017, 11:12:55 PM

@Hakurei Reimu
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 30, 2017, 02:44:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2017, 11:06:35 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on October 31, 2017, 04:55:20 AM
Got Milk?  Apparently not really.

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2017, 12:32:42 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 31, 2017, 04:46:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2017, 05:14:37 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 31, 2017, 04:46:41 PM

I would probably fill up the G column faster than any other matches.

My favorite has go to be the assertion that science has been wrong in the past (not "scientists have been wrong in the past", they treat science as if it were an individual and not a process) therefore science is flaky and not to be trusted.  But religion is 100% the same as it has been in the past (which is simply untrue), therefore it's much more reliable and trustworthy.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 31, 2017, 05:21:17 PM
Yeah, this is how most Christian arguments seem to go:



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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 31, 2017, 05:32:59 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 31, 2017, 05:21:17 PM
Yeah, this is how most Christian arguments seem to go:




Staged. Watch the smaller boy brace for his fall.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 31, 2017, 05:36:31 PM
Staged indeed - just like most Christian arguments!


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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2017, 12:06:47 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 02, 2017, 11:55:21 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 02, 2017, 04:47:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 01, 2017, 12:06:47 AM

I probably shouldn't admit this - but hell, I'd give it a try. I'll try anything once, and if that doesn't kill me, I might just try it again!
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Post by: Shiranu on November 02, 2017, 05:55:54 PM
Shit got me dead af out here, fam.

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Post by: Unbeliever on November 02, 2017, 06:16:35 PM
I can't decide if this is funny - or scary as hell:




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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 02, 2017, 07:33:10 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on November 04, 2017, 03:35:36 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 31, 2017, 04:46:41 PM


Rather theistic-oriented.  I could do the same for atheism.  Yawn...
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Post by: Cavebear on November 04, 2017, 03:38:44 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 31, 2017, 05:21:17 PM
Yeah, this is how most Christian arguments seem to go:





And that is a faked video...
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Post by: Cavebear on November 04, 2017, 04:02:55 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 31, 2017, 04:46:41 PM


The squares are wrong but it IS interesting.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2017, 04:14:41 PM


Ignorance is strength.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 05, 2017, 01:10:37 AM



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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2017, 03:19:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2017, 05:37:21 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 06, 2017, 05:39:30 PM
That fellow has a very versatile mouth - he can talk out of both sides of it!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 06, 2017, 06:15:08 PM
Man, you've gotta watch that first step...



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Post by: Blackleaf on November 06, 2017, 09:09:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 06, 2017, 05:37:21 PM


Republicans: "It's not bad if we do it."
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Post by: Cavebear on November 07, 2017, 10:40:18 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 06, 2017, 09:09:26 PM
Republicans: "It's not bad if we do it."

"Republicans:  If the President does it, it is legal.  Unless he is a Democrat.  Then it is all illegal, gay, foreign, anti-christian, immoral, or SOMETHING".
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2017, 12:19:47 PM


It's a miracle! :angelsmall:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 07, 2017, 12:29:37 PM
OR his mommy knew where his toy was stashed.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 07, 2017, 01:18:27 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 07, 2017, 12:29:37 PM
OR his mommy knew where his toy was stashed.

Or he made the whole thing up so he can get a few gullible people to give him an amen.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 07, 2017, 01:22:53 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 07, 2017, 01:18:27 PM
Or he made the whole thing up so he can get a few gullible people to give him an amen.
Well, "he's lying" is always the default position with those people.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 07, 2017, 02:38:25 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 07, 2017, 01:22:53 PM
Well, "he's lying" is always the default position with those people.

I was just messing with him. 

Vishnu...
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2017, 12:24:06 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2017, 12:56:34 PM
Well, cows are vegetarians...
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Post by: trdsf on November 08, 2017, 02:18:51 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2017, 12:56:34 PM
Well, cows are vegetarians...
True enough, meat is just processed vegetables.  Of course, vegetables are processed sunlight.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 08, 2017, 02:53:38 PM
Sometimes sunlight can taste really good! I bet God could make an all-beef veggie burger. Soon biologists will be able to grow plenty of meat without the cow (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/jul/13/laboratory-grown-beef-meat-without-murder-hunger-climate-change), or sheep, or, uh, dog.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2017, 03:02:59 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 08, 2017, 02:53:38 PM
Sometimes sunlight can taste really good! I bet God could make an all-beef veggie burger. Soon biologists will be able to grow plenty of meat without the cow (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/jul/13/laboratory-grown-beef-meat-without-murder-hunger-climate-change), or sheep, or, uh, dog.
Yeah, and we'll go get in our flying cars.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 08, 2017, 03:28:02 PM
Hooray! I've been waiting for those for decades! I did hear about a self-healing car, though:

http://money.cnn.com/2017/11/06/technology/lamborghini-terzo-milennio/index.html


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2017, 04:09:12 PM
If anything says "tiny penis" better than a Ford F-350 Compensator, it's that car.
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Post by: Jason78 on November 08, 2017, 04:20:11 PM
I'm starting to wish that I had a tiny penis so I can have a car like that.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 08, 2017, 04:36:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2017, 05:11:51 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2017, 03:02:59 PMYeah, and we'll go get in our flying cars.
Au contraire, it's not pie-in-the-sky at all.  Lab-grown meat is a thing right now and shows a lot of promise.  Where it might fail is lasting in a pretty competitive market - having companies willing to sell it and consumers willing to buy it for long periods of time.  Artificial meat might be the next Trump steak or the next Salisbury steak.  We just don't know right now.

If it's too expensive or it is successfully stigmatized as "Frankenmeat", it could fail.  But if it's produced at a reasonable price and tastes okay, it could be a huge commercial success.  Hell, we could be looking at a future where artificial meat is a commoner's staple and natural meat is a luxury item - the domain of the rich and occasional delicacy of the middle class.  You might think that's crazy, but that's essentially what happened to lobster.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2017, 05:19:12 PM
Promises.
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Post by: trdsf on November 09, 2017, 10:45:34 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2017, 05:19:12 PM
Promises.
You could have as dismissively said exactly the same thing about Faraday's little mercury-filled cup (http://www.rigb.org/our-history/iconic-objects/iconic-objects-list/faradays-motor).  Less than a hundred years later, and Western civilization was fundamentally dependent on what that little demonstration showed was possible.

You sound like you expect the technology to be fully matured right now, and that's about as sensible as expecting the universe to have popped into being as-is six thousand years ago.  It may never pan out.  It may prove wildly successful.  Either way, it has to start somewhere.  I don't even mind that we won't know for certain about this technology within my lifetime, most likely.

But that's the whole point of having inquisitive people in labs doing weird things with myoblast cultures and 3D printers -- or, for that matter, little glass cups of mercury.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 09, 2017, 11:39:34 AM
Quote from: trdsf on November 09, 2017, 10:45:34 AM
You could have as dismissively said exactly the same thing about Faraday's little mercury-filled cup (http://www.rigb.org/our-history/iconic-objects/iconic-objects-list/faradays-motor).  Less than a hundred years later, and Western civilization was fundamentally dependent on what that little demonstration showed was possible.

You sound like you expect the technology to be fully matured right now, and that's about as sensible as expecting the universe to have popped into being as-is six thousand years ago.  It may never pan out.  It may prove wildly successful.  Either way, it has to start somewhere.  I don't even mind that we won't know for certain about this technology within my lifetime, most likely.

But that's the whole point of having inquisitive people in labs doing weird things with myoblast cultures and 3D printers -- or, for that matter, little glass cups of mercury.
You make it sound like I'm anti-science. Why is that, given I posted ONE FUCKING WORD.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 09, 2017, 12:03:55 PM
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Post by: trdsf on November 09, 2017, 12:11:29 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 09, 2017, 11:39:34 AM
You make it sound like I'm anti-science. Why is that, given I posted ONE FUCKING WORD.
Because in my opinion, the one fucking word you posted is completely and demonstrably ridiculous relative to the subject under discussion.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 09, 2017, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 09, 2017, 12:11:29 PM
Because in my opinion, the one fucking word you posted is completely and demonstrably ridiculous relative to the subject under discussion.
Opinion are like assholes.
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Post by: trdsf on November 09, 2017, 12:33:02 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 09, 2017, 12:21:08 PM
Opinion are like assholes.
Your point?

I note only that you could have defended, clarified or explained your position, but instead appear to be more bothered that you are being disagreed with rather than what is actually being disagreed.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 09, 2017, 12:43:48 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 09, 2017, 12:33:02 PM
Your point?

I note only that you could have defended, clarified or explained your position, but instead appear to be more bothered that you are being disagreed with rather than what is actually being disagreed.
Your requirements are not mine.
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Post by: trdsf on November 09, 2017, 01:09:10 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 09, 2017, 12:43:48 PM
Your requirements are not mine.
Evidently.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 10, 2017, 11:31:35 AM


It's so hard to get a good glimpse of the moon these days.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 10, 2017, 04:54:29 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 10, 2017, 05:35:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 10, 2017, 06:02:03 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 11, 2017, 01:15:15 AM
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Post by: Cavebear on November 11, 2017, 09:17:10 AM
Quote from: trdsf on November 08, 2017, 02:18:51 PM
True enough, meat is just processed vegetables.  Of course, vegetables are processed sunlight.

And we are mostly processed meat...  I love the bottom line in that ad.  It would be perfect for the old Games Magazine.  They used to post a fake ad somewhere in each issue.  My favorite was the 10 record set of Marcel Marceau's best routines.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 11, 2017, 10:17:37 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 11, 2017, 09:17:10 AM
And we are mostly processed meat...  I love the bottom line in that ad.  It would be perfect for the old Games Magazine.  They used to post a fake ad somewhere in each issue.  My favorite was the 10 record set of Marcel Marceau's best routines.
I loved Games Magazine--haven't thought about it for awhile.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 11, 2017, 12:20:05 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 11, 2017, 10:17:37 AM
I loved Games Magazine--haven't thought about it for awhile.

I sort of guessed you would be the one.  But one never quite knows about TRDSF or AITM either.  ;)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2017, 12:48:04 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 11, 2017, 01:15:15 AM

Don't joke about that!  *prays to the Nine Divines that it's set in Argonia*
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2017, 12:48:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2017, 04:33:16 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 11, 2017, 07:56:31 PM
Fucked up humour incoming...



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Post by: trdsf on November 12, 2017, 12:59:11 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 11, 2017, 12:20:05 PM
I sort of guessed you would be the one.  But one never quite knows about TRDSF or AITM either.  ;)
Hell, I had a subscription.  :D
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Post by: Shiranu on November 12, 2017, 04:41:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2017, 06:25:14 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 12, 2017, 04:41:53 PM

To be fair, I'd be asking about Gundams too if I were visiting Japan.  Though Zakus are good, too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2017, 09:48:35 PM


What can I say?  I am easily amused.
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Post by: trdsf on November 12, 2017, 11:29:27 PM
This needs to happen.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 14, 2017, 11:54:32 AM


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Post by: Blackleaf on November 14, 2017, 01:49:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 14, 2017, 11:54:32 AM




Wow. That is too appropriate. Also, Trump "tried so hard" to be Kim Jong Un's friend? Was threatening to destroy his entire completely supposed to give the impression that he wanted to be friends?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 14, 2017, 02:20:17 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 14, 2017, 01:49:05 PM
Wow. That is too appropriate. Also, Trump "tried so hard" to be Kim Jong Un's friend? Was threatening to destroy his entire completely supposed to give the impression that he wanted to be friends?
FAKE NEWS!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 14, 2017, 10:29:02 PM


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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 11, 2017, 07:56:31 PM
Fucked up humour incoming...





Yeah, that's pushing it.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 07:14:37 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 14, 2017, 11:54:32 AM




That is a seriously good font!  I love it.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 07:16:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 14, 2017, 10:29:02 PM




Don't quite get that one...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 07:48:21 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 07:48:59 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 07:16:54 AM
Don't quite get that one...
Kevin said he didn't molest those women because ... wait for it ... he's gay.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 07:56:35 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 07:48:59 AM
Kevin said he didn't molest those women because ... wait for it ... he's gay.

How the heck is "Kevin"?

"I don't KNOW him".  Was that Peter...?.   
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 08:24:06 AM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2017/11/07/kevin-spacey-scandal-complete-list-13-accusers/835739001/
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 09:24:47 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 08:24:06 AM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2017/11/07/kevin-spacey-scandal-complete-list-13-accusers/835739001/

Oh "Spacey", duh!  He's been in the news.  Ass...  I knew it wasn't Kevin Bacon!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 10:32:53 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 09:24:47 AM
Oh "Spacey", duh!  He's been in the news.  Ass...  I knew it wasn't Kevin Bacon!
No, that wasn't a picture of Kevin Bacon.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 10:38:23 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 10:32:53 AM
No, that wasn't a picture of Kevin Bacon.

I meant Spacey was an "ass", not you.  When I get annoyed, pronouns tend to fall to the curb. and I think everyone knows what I mean  LOL! 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 11:59:45 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 10:38:23 AM
I meant Spacey was an "ass", not you.  When I get annoyed, pronouns tend to fall to the curb. and I think everyone knows what I mean  LOL! 
I have a problem with "n't". I forget it. This results in sentences like "The US military is a bunch of drunks with guns." Partially true, but no germane to that conversation.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 12:04:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 11:59:45 AM
I have a problem with "n't". I forget it. This results in sentences like "The US military is a bunch of drunks with guns." Partially true, but no germane to that conversation.

You mean, it's not just me?  Thank you...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 12:12:08 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 12:04:54 PM
You mean, it's not just me?  Thank you...
I learned the term for that glitch when I was working on my Psych degree, but that's all Pacific under the bridge now.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 12:25:18 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 12:12:08 PM
I learned the term for that glitch when I was working on my Psych degree, but that's all Pacific under the bridge now.

When I was a sophomore in college, my roommate (who had switched from nuclear physics to abnormal psychology)  said I would be a great abnormal psychologist myself.  I took his tests after the fact and he thought I was good at it.  When *I* switched from mechanical engineering to Govt and politiics, he said it was the same thing.  So long as I didn't actually engage in politics, (then I would just be a subject of study). 

I didn't, so I'm not.  But Baruch is,  LOL!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 12:33:08 PM
I took the courses I was interested in at Purdue, and eventually they forced me to take BAs in Soc and Psych. I was looking at the topics because I wanted to better understand decision-making in war time. They helped me get my Masters in History.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 12:44:17 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 12:33:08 PM
I took the courses I was interested in at Purdue, and eventually they forced me to take BAs in Soc and Psych. I was looking at the topics because I wanted to better understand decision-making in war time. They helped me get my Masters in History.

I BS minored in history, mostly Europe pre-WWI and US pre-civil war to understand the psychology of pre-war politics and thought.  It's depressing.  We aren't there again yet, but I see it coming.

Image a world where Gore won in 200, Obama in 2008 and Clinton in 2016...  It would be saner and we would be 30 years advanced...
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Post by: trdsf on November 15, 2017, 12:55:43 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 12:44:17 PM
Image a world where Gore won in 200, Obama in 2008 and Clinton in 2016...  It would be saner and we would be 30 years advanced...
I remain unconvinced that Gore didn't win in 2000, but the SCotUS short-circuited the recount because it would "harm" Dumbass.  Apparently the harm to Gore of stopping it, or the harm to the rest of the country from the cloud it put over our electoral process, didn't count.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 01:11:05 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 15, 2017, 12:55:43 PM
I remain unconvinced that Gore didn't win in 2000, but the SCotUS short-circuited the recount because it would "harm" Dumbass.  Apparently the harm to Gore of stopping it, or the harm to the rest of the country from the cloud it put over our electoral process, didn't count.

Well, yes, I think Gore actually won.  It sickens me to say that SCOTUS made a decision and we had to live with it.   But I also recognize that had SCOTUS decided for Gore, others would would feel equally that the system cheated them. 

But ALSO equally, the US and the world would have been better off with Gore.  If the SCOTUS decision was close and thoughtful (which I doubt), it was still a bad decision. 

WE THE PEOPLE keep trying to make good Presidential choices (Gore, Obama, Clinton), and we keep getting thwarted. 

The Gerrymandering has to stop.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 01:20:43 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 12:44:17 PM
I BS minored in history, mostly Europe pre-WWI and US pre-civil war to understand the psychology of pre-war politics and thought.  It's depressing.  We aren't there again yet, but I see it coming.

Image a world where Gore won in 200, Obama in 2008 and Clinton in 2016...  It would be saner and we would be 30 years advanced...
I did a study on the West African Squadron, mission was to interdict slavers. I found that Northern-born and Southern-born ship's captains had nearly identical "kill" rates, capturing about equal numbers of slavers. The interesting bit was that the "border state" captains had about 50% few captures.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 01:27:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 01:20:43 PM
I did a study on the West African Squadron, mission was to interdict slavers. I found that Northern-born and Southern-born ship's captains had nearly identical "kill" rates, capturing about equal numbers of slavers. The interesting bit was that the "border state" captains had about 50% few captures.

You were lucky.  My political case studies were all about WWII and that was always just obvious and horrible.  The one from Korea was about the table at the negotiations, which made me want to scream.  Vietnam was too current for us to use.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 15, 2017, 01:39:14 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 15, 2017, 12:55:43 PM
I remain unconvinced that Gore didn't win in 2000, but the SCotUS short-circuited the recount because it would "harm" Dumbass.  Apparently the harm to Gore of stopping it, or the harm to the rest of the country from the cloud it put over our electoral process, didn't count.
Thankfully, we've never had another election where the candidate with the popular vote lost, so it turned out to just be a one-off problem.  /sarcasm
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 02:25:44 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 15, 2017, 01:39:14 PM
Thankfully, we've never had another election where the candidate with the popular vote lost, so it turned out to just be a one-off problem.  /sarcasm

Gpod sarc.   5.  Andrew Jackson, Samuel Tilden, Benjamin Harrison, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton...
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 15, 2017, 02:29:40 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 02:52:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 15, 2017, 02:29:40 PM


That IS a fake dog, right?  LOL!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 03:05:51 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 02:52:55 PM
That IS a fake dog, right?  LOL!
Yep, and a jealous dog.
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Post by: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 03:24:17 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 03:05:51 PM
Yep, and a jealous dog.

Yes, and thy dog IS a jealous Dog,  LOL!  Bow before thy dog!
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Post by: trdsf on November 15, 2017, 03:40:30 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 01:11:05 PM
Well, yes, I think Gore actually won.  It sickens me to say that SCOTUS made a decision and we had to live with it.   But I also recognize that had SCOTUS decided for Gore, others would would feel equally that the system cheated them. 

But ALSO equally, the US and the world would have been better off with Gore.  If the SCOTUS decision was close and thoughtful (which I doubt), it was still a bad decision.
That's the real horror of it.  In the first place, I can think of no higher goal of a democracy than the full and accurate counting of the ballots.  Five Supreme Court Justices thought otherwise; their goal was to ensure their man got in, not to ensure the vote was fully and correctly counted.

Here's one attorney's explanation for the layman of just how crooked a decision it was (http://www.gumbopages.com/fridge/supremes.html).  The five justices as much as admitted they were cooking the books for their man when they wrote into Bush v. Gore, "Our consideration is limited to the present circumstances, or the problem of equal protection in election processes generally presents many complexities" â€" in other words, 'you can't use this as precedent, since us five are explicitly pissing on every states' rights decision we've ever handed down in favor of the states'.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 04:17:27 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 03:24:17 PM
Yes, and thy dog IS a jealous Dog,  LOL!  Bow-wow before thy dog!
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Post by: trdsf on November 15, 2017, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 15, 2017, 02:29:40 PM

Thou shalt have no other Dog before me...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2017, 06:37:44 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 15, 2017, 04:26:39 PM
Thou shalt have no other Dog before me...
"And thou shalt be mine bitch."
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2017, 01:23:01 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 03:24:17 PM
Yes, and thy dog IS a jealous Dog,  LOL!  Bow before thy dog!
Yeah, and thou shalt have no other dogs before ME!

lol
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2017, 01:28:36 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on November 15, 2017, 01:11:05 PM
Well, yes, I think Gore actually won.  It sickens me to say that SCOTUS made a decision and we had to live with it.   But I also recognize that had SCOTUS decided for Gore, others would would feel equally that the system cheated them. 

But ALSO equally, the US and the world would have been better off with Gore.  If the SCOTUS decision was close and thoughtful (which I doubt), it was still a bad decision. 
Apparently, Justice Sandra Day O'Connor is now regretting her vote for Bush - now that it's way too fucking LATE! I read years ago that she voted as she did in order to be able to retire with a Republican as president, so she would be replaced by a conservative.

Lock her up!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2017, 01:30:33 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 15, 2017, 04:26:39 PM
Thou shalt have no other Dog before me...
Damn - I see you beat me to it! lol
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2017, 01:35:46 PM
I guess this isn't exactly funny, but it's perhaps topical:








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Post by: trdsf on November 16, 2017, 03:17:18 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 16, 2017, 01:30:33 PM
Damn - I see you beat me to it! lol
I'm trying to remember who it was that says "A dog looks at you as if you're god.  A cat looks at you as if it is."
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2017, 03:19:11 PM
I think that may have been Christopher Hitchens.



Ah, yes, this may be what you're looking for:


“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
Christopher Hitchens
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Post by: trdsf on November 16, 2017, 03:23:48 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 16, 2017, 03:19:11 PM
I think that may have been Christopher Hitchens.



Ah, yes, this may be what you're looking for:


“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
Christopher Hitchens
I thought it pre-dated Hitch.  I was thinking it was Churchill, but his quote on the matter was (roughly) "A dog will look up to you.  A cat will look down on you.  But a pig will look at you as an equal."
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2017, 03:37:24 PM
Methinks his goals exceed his grasp...




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Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2017, 04:49:19 PM
Here is a truly epic fail:









Jeez, I don't know which is worse, that one, or this one:




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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2017, 05:00:23 PM
Nobody was hurt in the second one, I've seen the Youtube. It's all over the Dash Cam Videos. The first on ain't shit on what you can see at Car Crashes Time.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 16, 2017, 05:28:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2017, 10:11:53 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 17, 2017, 04:55:51 AM
Only problem with that is they don't release wolves solely to control the deer population.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 17, 2017, 11:53:07 AM


Emperor EA:  "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.  Your friends, out there on Reddit, are walking into a trap, as are your Steam friends. It was I who allowed Reddit to know the scope of the DLC.  It is quite safe from your pitiful little boycott. An entire legion of my best PR troops await them. [mockingly] Oh, I'm afraid the loot boxes will be quite operational when Christmas arrives."
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Post by: Cavebear on November 18, 2017, 03:45:45 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 17, 2017, 04:55:51 AM
Only problem with that is they don't release wolves solely to control the deer population.

Wolves like to eat humans too.  We did't get to the top of the food chain by supporting competitors.   Let's just start killing deer again.
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Post by: pr126 on November 18, 2017, 10:35:05 AM
Mattel just released a new Barbie doll.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2017, 08:48:41 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2017, 01:25:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2017, 12:35:00 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 25, 2017, 10:45:02 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on November 26, 2017, 06:29:00 AM
Quote from: trdsf on November 16, 2017, 03:17:18 PM
I'm trying to remember who it was that says "A dog looks at you as if you're god.  A cat looks at you as if it is."

I don't know THAT one, but I know "Dogs have Masters; Cats have Staff".  And "If you've never been ignored by a Cat, you're NOBODY".
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 26, 2017, 05:39:35 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 26, 2017, 08:02:45 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2017, 11:39:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 29, 2017, 12:14:46 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on November 29, 2017, 02:17:33 PM


Math is hard.
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Post by: Shiranu on December 02, 2017, 06:24:14 PM
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Post by: trdsf on December 02, 2017, 06:57:46 PM
Joseph and Marty, I guess...

(https://twitter.com/cameronesposito/status/934208841096445952/photo/1)

Needless to say, the wingnuts are going all headsplodey over this (http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/11/angry-catholic-bishop-outraged-gay-nativity-sacrilege/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=Newsletter&utm_campaign=Nonreligious&utm_content=44)... even though biblically, Jesus did have two dads.  XD
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Post by: Baruch on December 02, 2017, 08:13:34 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 29, 2017, 02:17:33 PM


Math is hard.

Babylonians.  Got Marduk?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 02, 2017, 08:26:53 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 02, 2017, 06:24:14 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2017, 01:42:19 PM


Trump and company tweets age like a fine wine
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2017, 11:01:23 PM








Are we still doing phrasing?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 05, 2017, 06:39:56 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 07, 2017, 03:34:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 04, 2017, 11:01:23 PM








Are we still doing phrasing?


QuoteThou art filled with shame for glory: drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered: the cup of the LORD'S right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing shall be on thy glory.
Habakkuk 2: 16
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Post by: Jason78 on December 09, 2017, 08:08:39 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 04, 2017, 11:01:23 PM








Are we still doing phrasing?

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Post by: Shiranu on December 11, 2017, 04:28:57 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2017, 07:21:24 PM
Nobody knew that attaining nirvana could be so complicated!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2017, 07:30:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2017, 08:33:41 PM
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Post by: aitm on December 12, 2017, 07:06:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 11, 2017, 08:33:41 PM


oh lawd i need this one on FB...LOLOL  thank you very much.
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Post by: Munch on December 14, 2017, 09:27:18 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 14, 2017, 10:45:32 AM
Quote from: Munch on December 14, 2017, 09:27:18 AM

That's the Alabama State Poem!
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 14, 2017, 05:50:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 11, 2017, 08:33:41 PM

Judge Roy Moore recalls to mind that other judge Roy (Bean), for some reason.
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Post by: Baruch on December 14, 2017, 06:11:12 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 14, 2017, 05:50:23 PM
Judge Roy Moore recalls to mind that other judge Roy (Bean), for some reason.

Don't harsh my favorite Texas judge, you varmint! ... breath mint ... whatever ...
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 14, 2017, 06:14:24 PM
Didn't Paul Newman play that judge? Loved Lily Langtree, as I seem to remember.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 14, 2017, 06:45:23 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 14, 2017, 05:50:23 PM
Judge Roy Moore recalls to mind that other judge Roy (Bean), for some reason.
"Law west of the penis"?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2017, 08:27:58 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 14, 2017, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 14, 2017, 06:14:24 PM
Didn't Paul Newman play that judge? Loved Lily Langtree, as I seem to remember.

In the 1972 version.  There have been several versions.

In the 1940 version, Walter Brennan played the judge.  A young Gary Cooper stole the show however.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 15, 2017, 02:18:12 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 14, 2017, 08:27:58 PM


Fucking Republicans. All their policies can be summed up as "make the rich and powerful even more rich and powerful."
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Post by: Baruch on December 15, 2017, 05:34:02 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 15, 2017, 02:18:12 AM
Fucking Republicans. All their policies can be summed up as "make the rich and powerful even more rich and powerful."

Correct .. and some are even monarchial ... Kennedys, Bushes, Clintons ...
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Post by: Shiranu on December 15, 2017, 08:19:08 PM


There is some poetic justice of this (and everything else) exploding in the moron's faces who voted for Trump just to smite the left... but frankly, I would have been happier to have never even heard of Trump like before 2016.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2017, 09:50:12 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 16, 2017, 11:11:53 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 15, 2017, 08:19:08 PM


There is some poetic justice of this (and everything else) exploding in the moron's faces who voted for Trump just to smite the left... but frankly, I would have been happier to have never even heard of Trump like before 2016.

They don't want to spite you .. they want a Final Solution ;-(  But then the opponent of Hitler is Stalin.  No win for humanity.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2017, 01:26:13 PM


Happy holidays, everyone! Including our allies in Europe!  Now imma take a knee for the national anthem.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 17, 2017, 01:51:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2017, 01:26:13 PM


Happy holidays, everyone! Including our allies in Europe!  Now imma take a knee for the national anthem.

Republicans: "We aren't anti-science. We just don't want scientists to say things we don't like."
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2017, 03:06:30 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 17, 2017, 01:51:17 PMRepublicans: "We aren't anti-science. We just don't want scientists to say things we don't like."
Or pursue scientists' recommendations or acknowledge that anything they say is true.

Scientists got all these pet projects that don't really make any sense.  Millions of dollars spent on crazy stuff that haven't got anything to do with people.  Things like fruity flies in Paris France  *sneering*

Science is so shaky and subjective, anyways.  The only truth I need is right here.  *plops a KJV Bible and a 'O Reilly Factor For Kids book on the table*
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Post by: Baruch on December 17, 2017, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2017, 03:06:30 PM
Or pursue scientists' recommendations or acknowledge that anything they say is true.

Scientists got all these pet projects that don't really make any sense.  Millions of dollars spent on crazy stuff that haven't got anything to do with people.  Things like fruity flies in Paris France  *sneering*

Science is so shaky and subjective, anyways.  The only truth I need is right here.  *plops a KJV Bible and a copy of The 'O Reilly For Kids on the table*

It goes deeper than that.  In The Republic, one of its points against democracy, is that experts should run things, so people who are experts on politics, should run the government (the Guardians).  So just make scientists your Guardians.  This is a blessing/curse of an expert.  A policy wonk, who knows nothing to begin with ... is just a curse.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2017, 09:55:37 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 18, 2017, 01:11:10 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2017, 06:05:43 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 19, 2017, 09:45:10 PM

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Post by: trdsf on December 20, 2017, 10:43:48 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 19, 2017, 06:05:43 PM

I love Obvious Plant -- it dances a wonderful line between subversive and absurdist.  I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere, but I wonder if creator Jeff Wysaski was inspired by the Illuminatus! trilogy's Markoff Chaney, who engaged in similar activity.
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Post by: Shiranu on December 20, 2017, 08:36:12 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2017, 07:04:21 PM


Hey NBC, you gotta check out this article from NBC.  Those guys do a way better job reporting things than you guys.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2017, 09:45:05 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2017, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: Baruch on December 14, 2017, 09:35:43 PM
In the 1972 version.  There have been several versions.

In the 1940 version, Walter Brennan played the judge.  A young Gary Cooper stole the show however.
Ah, yes, forgot about that one, but I've only seen it once, so I forgive myself for forgetting. Walter Brennan's been one of my favorite actors, just because my name also is Walter.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2017, 04:37:55 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 15, 2017, 02:18:12 AM
Fucking Republicans. All their policies can be summed up as "make the rich and powerful even more rich and powerful."
People claim they believe in God, but the only God I ever see being worshipped is Money, the ubiquitous God.
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Post by: Baruch on December 22, 2017, 06:52:02 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 22, 2017, 04:36:23 PM
Ah, yes, forgot about that one, but I've only seen it once, so I forgive myself for forgetting. Walter Brennan's been one of my favorite actors, just because my name also is Walter.

Somehow I don't believe you ;-)
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2017, 06:54:35 PM
Believing is just wishful thinking anyway...
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Post by: Baruch on December 22, 2017, 07:03:30 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 22, 2017, 06:54:35 PM
Believing is just wishful thinking anyway...

My mother passed earlier this year.  She was from Kansas.  I have to still believe in this ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZxmZmBfnU
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2017, 12:42:48 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 25, 2017, 12:50:04 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 25, 2017, 05:51:30 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 23, 2017, 12:42:48 PM


I feel dumb, but I don't get it.
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Post by: Shiranu on December 25, 2017, 07:17:26 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 25, 2017, 05:51:30 AM
I feel dumb, but I don't get it.

I get the buffering part, because the fear is that ISPs will throttle service (so it's like the sarcastic or witty response that is aimed at him is being buffered)... but I don't know if the woman is from a reference I should get, or just a stock image of a woman being shocked or about to put a bitch in his place.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2017, 07:38:30 AM
The Crown Prince of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria AND his wife, Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg, were mortally injured when Gavril Princip ambushed them in 1914. The cartoon is implying this was "just a prank" that started World War I.
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Post by: Baruch on December 25, 2017, 08:39:59 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2017, 07:38:30 AM
The Crown Prince of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria AND his wife, Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg, were mortally injured when Gavril Princip ambushed them in 1914. The cartoon is implying this was "just a prank" that started World War I.

Yes, those Serbians and Bosnians, just a laugh a minute ;-(

Of course the inter-laced alliances, the ability to rapidly but inflexibly mobilize, the desire for general war (fever), the thinking that this would be romantic just like the Napoleonic period (4 generations had forgotten that it wasn't romantic), instead of senseless slaughter ... and the elite stupidity of the monarchies ... might have had something to do with it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2017, 09:57:55 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 25, 2017, 05:51:30 AM
I feel dumb, but I don't get it.
It's the porn video that Ted Cruz infamously shared on twitter.  And it's perpetually buffering.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 26, 2017, 01:58:59 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 25, 2017, 09:57:55 AM
It's the porn video that Ted Cruz infamously shared on twitter.  And it's perpetually buffering.

I didn't realize that at first, but then I started to think the woman looked familiar and laughed out loud when I made the connection. Funny how quickly the media forgot about that whole thing. How anyone takes this moronic hypocrite seriously is beyond me. But then again, they still worship Trump, so...
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Post by: Baruch on December 26, 2017, 09:40:19 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 26, 2017, 01:58:59 AM
I didn't realize that at first, but then I started to think the woman looked familiar and laughed out loud when I made the connection. Funny how quickly the media forgot about that whole thing. How anyone takes this moronic hypocrite seriously is beyond me. But then again, they still worship Trump, so...

Funny how people imagine things really are ... for some, at media parties, they dress up as Nazis ... for others, at media parties, they dress up as Stalin's minions.  Both are wrong of course, just culturally related not opposite sociopaths projecting their Id onto another.  At media parties they actually take off their human masks to reveal their reptilian interiors.
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Post by: Cavebear on December 26, 2017, 10:11:05 AM
I won't make a joke, I won't make a joke. Its too sick to make a joke.  I thought of 3.  I won't make a joke...
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 26, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 26, 2017, 01:58:59 AM
I didn't realize that at first, but then I started to think the woman looked familiar and laughed out loud when I made the connection.
Now I'm wondering if you'd've laughed out loud had you'd made the connection immediately. Did the initial lack of recognition cause a more strident laugh because it took you a bit to get it?

Just curious.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 26, 2017, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on December 26, 2017, 10:11:05 AM
I won't make a joke, I won't make a joke. Its too sick to make a joke.  I thought of 3.  I won't make a joke...
Man, don't hold it in or you'll bust a gut!

A joke! A joke! We must have a joke!
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 26, 2017, 06:10:06 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 26, 2017, 06:11:23 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 26, 2017, 06:14:57 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 26, 2017, 06:10:06 PM


Best use ever for a Mercedes.
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Post by: Baruch on December 26, 2017, 08:50:30 PM
Unbeliever - I saw a beluga whale masturbate in front of a little girl once, but heh, this was in California!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 26, 2017, 10:39:29 PM
When I see someone decked out in epics grinding rep

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Post by: Blackleaf on December 27, 2017, 01:39:09 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 26, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
Now I'm wondering if you'd've laughed out loud had you'd made the connection immediately. Did the initial lack of recognition cause a more strident laugh because it took you a bit to get it?

Just curious.

I probably would have still found it funny, but I do think that having to think about the punch line does make it a little more rewarding when you figure it out. I hate when I randomly start laughing five minutes later, though, when I finally get it and everyone else has already forgotten the joke.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 27, 2017, 03:37:31 PM
Yeah, when I was a kid you couldn't tell me a joke on Wednesday, lest I laugh out loud during the sermon on Sunday!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2017, 07:58:30 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 27, 2017, 08:05:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2017, 01:02:22 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 30, 2017, 02:13:58 PM
Acrobatic goat? Hell, I can't even do this!


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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2017, 02:08:09 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 03, 2018, 04:55:10 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 03, 2018, 05:07:49 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 04, 2018, 11:38:31 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2018, 12:46:16 PM


Not pictured: I can't heal you because I'm dead because I got your aggro from healing you.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 04, 2018, 02:11:00 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 04, 2018, 03:17:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2018, 04:07:51 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 04, 2018, 03:17:38 PM

Needs smaller hands and bigger buttons.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 04, 2018, 10:13:50 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 06, 2018, 08:40:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2018, 12:30:24 PM
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Post by: Baruch on January 07, 2018, 01:01:36 PM
Yea!  Neo-Nazi Bannon is the new hero of the Left.  The Left is so stupid!!  It wasn't enough to embrace Islamism as a beacon of feminism.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2018, 01:19:25 PM
Quote from: Baruch on January 07, 2018, 01:01:36 PMNeo-Nazi Bannon is the new hero of the Left.  The Left is so stupid!!  It wasn't enough to embrace Islamism as a beacon of feminism.
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Post by: Baruch on January 07, 2018, 01:22:20 PM
Liberals have a patent on naivety.  The new anti-Trump book is Cointelpro.  And Liberals embrace anyone, even Islamists, if they are anti-Trump.  Bannon is a trojan unicorn.

Now I wish people weren't stupid, but then, I wanted a pony for Christmas, but didn't get one ;-)

The giant Donald robot ... that was funny.  Pictures of Trump or anti-Trump tweets ... not funny.

And if and when the Clintons are indicted ... not funny either.  But then ... Nixon should have gone to the electric chair.  That would have stopped a lot of this shit.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 07, 2018, 05:20:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 07, 2018, 12:30:24 PM


I love Mark Hamill.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 07, 2018, 05:38:19 PM
I really enjoyed his role as the Elephant Man (http://eventalaide.com/arts/elephant-man-marks-mammoth-start/) - such a sad but true story.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 07, 2018, 08:05:28 PM
Here's Michael Richards on Night Court - he believes he's invisible but people could still see him.

Ah, yes, he says - without my clothes they'll never see me!

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Post by: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2018, 11:34:39 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on January 08, 2018, 06:54:39 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 04, 2018, 02:11:00 PM

First thing I thought:
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2018, 07:18:40 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2018, 11:34:39 PM

I dunno about the first two, but the last one is an opinion piece from someone associated with the Heritage Foundation and the CATO institute.  So...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2018, 07:20:49 PM
Withholding information was probably the first form of lying.
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Post by: Baruch on January 08, 2018, 09:46:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 08, 2018, 07:18:40 PM
I dunno about the first two, but the last one is an opinion piece from someone associated with the Heritage Foundation and the CATO institute.  So...

You missed the whole point.  All reported by Pravda Central aka CNN.  They can't even get their lies straight.  Not that any journalist in history was worth a damn anyway.
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Post by: Baruch on January 08, 2018, 09:48:08 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2018, 07:20:49 PM
Withholding information was probably the first form of lying.

It is the universal form of lying ... first because we can never tell all we know ... second because anything we claim to know is untrue, whether we tell it nor not.  People make up stories.  Culture and personality are three dollar bills.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 08, 2018, 10:28:53 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 07, 2018, 11:34:39 PM


Different authors, different opinions. Unlike Fox News, the "Liberal media" is free to have diverse points of view.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2018, 03:03:49 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 08, 2018, 10:28:53 PM
Different authors, different opinions. Unlike Fox News, the "Liberal media" is free to have diverse points of view.

CNN: *posts 99% regressive 'progressive' garbage from regressive 'progressive' authors.*
CNN: "Paid family leave is good."
Trump: "Paid family leave is good."
CNN: *days later* "Here's a conservative pundit telling you why paid family leave is bad."

Yes, goyim, it was just a coincidence that only days after did CNN post rhetoric from a conservative pundit, telling you why Trump did wrong.
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Post by: Baruch on January 09, 2018, 07:34:35 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2018, 03:03:49 AM
CNN: *posts 99% regressive 'progressive' garbage from regressive 'progressive' authors.*
CNN: "Paid family leave is good."
Trump: "Paid family leave is good."
CNN: *days later* "Here's a conservative pundit telling you why paid family leave is bad."

Yes, goyim, it was just a coincidence that only days after did CNN post rhetoric from a conservative pundit, telling you why Trump did wrong.

Trump is a master mind with godlike powers ... he made Hillary be stupid etc ... says atheists.

There are no coincidences, facts never show that Liberals are FOS.

Bannon ran a fake hit-piece months before he joined the Trump campaign, he was against him before he was for him.  This being a different slander (Trump is a mobster from NYC) than the Russian one (Trump is Benedict Arnold).  Bannon is a hack for hire.  It is clear now, he was sent into the Trump campaign by others, who meant to destroy the Trump campaign.  Deep Breitbart.  Then he did his best to destroy Trump, after Trump was elected, and Trump brought him, temporarily ... into his administration ... and then fired him.  Trump has refused Bannon's new peace offer.  If you want to engage is sick sex, go visit the Clintons.

Notice that even this string is now vile politics, all the time.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 09, 2018, 01:23:23 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 09, 2018, 02:47:22 PM















Bazinga!
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 09, 2018, 03:38:17 PM
I just found this, relating to my previous post, at Not the Onion:

Democratic congressman introduces "Stable Genius Act" (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/democratic-congressman-introduces-stable-genius-act/)
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 09, 2018, 03:55:51 PM
Some people really love their pizza...




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Post by: Baruch on January 09, 2018, 07:13:31 PM
So Comet Pizza is really on a cruise ship ... or is that a snide remark about Ted Cruz?
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Post by: Baruch on January 09, 2018, 07:14:27 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 09, 2018, 01:23:23 PM


I see his problem ... not Jewish (not circumcised) ;-))
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 09, 2018, 07:16:41 PM
Well, you can read it for yourself:

Holy Ship! reminds attendees not to fornicate with pizza (http://dancingastronaut.com/2018/01/holy-ship-reminds-attendees-fornicate-pizza/)
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Post by: Baruch on January 09, 2018, 07:34:47 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 09, 2018, 07:16:41 PM
Well, you can read it for yourself:

Holy Ship! reminds attendees not to fornicate with pizza (http://dancingastronaut.com/2018/01/holy-ship-reminds-attendees-fornicate-pizza/)

That only happens on the Love Boat ... snap!
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 09, 2018, 07:49:08 PM
I doubt Captain Stubing would ever put up with such antics!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2018, 11:10:43 PM
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Post by: Baruch on January 10, 2018, 03:38:18 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 09, 2018, 07:49:08 PM
I doubt Captain Stubing would ever put up with such antics!

Well, that would the the problem with such food fights ... an incomplete clean-up attracts the ants!
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Post by: Baruch on January 10, 2018, 03:38:47 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 09, 2018, 11:10:43 PM


Doge-love?
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 10, 2018, 02:02:59 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 09, 2018, 03:03:49 AM
CNN: *posts 99% regressive 'progressive' garbage from regressive 'progressive' authors.*
CNN: "Paid family leave is good."
Trump: "Paid family leave is good."
CNN: *days later* "Here's a conservative pundit telling you why paid family leave is bad."

Yes, goyim, it was just a coincidence that only days after did CNN post rhetoric from a conservative pundit, telling you why Trump did wrong.

Did you know that 99% of statistics are made up?
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Post by: Cavebear on January 10, 2018, 03:11:38 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 10, 2018, 02:02:59 PM
Did you know that 99% of statistics are made up?

80% of posters accept 10% of the claims of which 50% are likely and 30% are not, given the 20% who have no opinion and the 40% who weren't actually asked. 

(coff, coff)

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on January 10, 2018, 03:43:52 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 10, 2018, 02:02:59 PM
Did you know that 99% of statistics are made up?

Don't tell Hakurei ... you must repent now!
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on January 10, 2018, 06:01:03 PM
Made-up statistics aren't statistics any more than made-up science is science.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 10, 2018, 06:22:41 PM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on January 10, 2018, 06:01:03 PM
Made-up statistics aren't statistics any more than made-up science is science.
No, he says with a shock expression, that can't be true.!
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Post by: Baruch on January 10, 2018, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on January 10, 2018, 06:01:03 PM
Made-up statistics aren't statistics any more than made-up science is science.

Until it is confirmed by controlled observation or experiment, and repeated ... it is a hypothesis, aka something made up.  And most hypotheses stay that way, but a few manage to dodge the meter maid and get free parking.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 11, 2018, 10:33:46 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 11, 2018, 10:36:51 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 11, 2018, 10:33:46 AM

Consternated Confederate Comedy?
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on January 11, 2018, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: Baruch on January 10, 2018, 08:28:31 PM
Until it is confirmed by controlled observation or experiment, and repeated ... it is a hypothesis, aka something made up.  And most hypotheses stay that way, but a few manage to dodge the meter maid and get free parking.
I was thinking more pseudoscience â€" stuff called science that doesn't follow any of the methodology. Pulling numbers out of your ass doesn't constitute statistics for the same reason.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 11, 2018, 11:19:20 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 11, 2018, 10:33:46 AM


I'd expect something like this from the Onion.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 11, 2018, 12:45:38 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 11, 2018, 11:19:20 AM
I'd expect something like this from the Onion.
Neoconfederates are constantly trying to say "blacks fought for the South!" Nothing new about it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2018, 10:12:04 PM
When you're trying to defend a dumb guy but you're also dumb:

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Post by: Baruch on January 12, 2018, 07:21:55 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 11, 2018, 12:45:38 PM
Neoconfederates are constantly trying to say "blacks fought for the South!" Nothing new about it.

Some African-Americans have always fought for the US, which is irredeemably racist and must be genocided ;-)

I work with some now, apparently they don't Twitter.

But yes, the neoconfederates are idiots for sure.  Even if there had been no slaves, Lincoln would have subjugated the White folk in the South ... originally he planned on going to Utah to genocide the Mormons (he had prior experience in Illinois).
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 01:17:41 PM
I bet your eyes are brown, huh? They must be, since you're so full of shit.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 02:17:28 PM

Here's another stupid human trick:


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 12, 2018, 02:34:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 02:17:28 PM
Here's another stupid human trick:



Jackasses shouldn't harass horses.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 02:39:41 PM
I sure hope that guy learned something...but I doubt it.
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Post by: Baruch on January 12, 2018, 07:14:16 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 02:39:41 PM
I sure hope that guy learned something...but I doubt it.

A future farrier ... he already has experience with the hazards of that job!
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Post by: Baruch on January 12, 2018, 07:15:03 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 01:17:41 PM
I bet your eyes are brown, huh? They must be, since you're so full of shit.

And you still show the signs of your public education ;-)
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 07:16:40 PM
Quote from: Baruch on January 12, 2018, 07:14:16 PM
A future farrier ... he already has experience with the hazards of that job!
Yeah, he's already been up-close and personal with a horse's hooves!
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 07:17:14 PM
And you still show the signs of your pubic education. :)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 12, 2018, 07:18:51 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 07:19:58 PM
One of my favorite quotes, GS!
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Post by: Baruch on January 12, 2018, 07:22:20 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 07:17:14 PM
And you still show the signs of your pubic education. :)

Stole my idea!  But I showed proper maidenly modesty ;-)

Gawdzilla Sama - Depends on the definition of "is".  Please ask your hero, Bill.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 07:25:28 PM
Quote from: Baruch on January 12, 2018, 07:22:20 PM
Stole my idea!  But I showed proper maidenly modesty ;-)
Oh, I'm so proud of you, son!
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 13, 2018, 09:05:52 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 12, 2018, 02:39:41 PM
I sure hope that guy learned something...but I doubt it.
He probably blames the horse.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2018, 11:24:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2018, 05:20:26 PM
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Post by: pr126 on January 15, 2018, 01:22:09 PM
 How to beat the cis-culture by making up prog-words  (http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/how-to-beat-the-cis-culture-by-making-up-prog-words-t19905.html)


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 15, 2018, 01:44:57 PM
Quote from: pr126 on January 15, 2018, 01:22:09 PM


Granted, you could use a good hard slap.
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Post by: pr126 on January 15, 2018, 02:14:19 PM
 Dear white male students: you are trash (http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/dear-white-male-students-you-are-t-rash-t19305.html)

Today's lesson: how to condescend to minorities and still score liberal points
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Post by: Baruch on January 15, 2018, 04:18:06 PM
When I was young, I considered myself a moderate (non-Left) liberal.  But with age, liberalism is like a geriatric hard metal rock band I no longer listen to.

Your link.  Too bad the comrades here don't have a sense of humor.  Ten years in Siberia can do that to you ;-(

My favorite was British Scientist To Clone 9th Century British Man ;-)  No need to ask where their balls have gone, their wives have them in safe keeping ;-))
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 15, 2018, 11:55:18 PM


Meh, it's a self-correcting problem.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 16, 2018, 04:13:26 PM




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Post by: Baruch on January 16, 2018, 08:05:47 PM
So in 1940, the French are Toast?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 17, 2018, 10:53:58 PM


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Post by: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 07:59:47 AM
Here's a funny GIF from the movie "American History X".

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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on January 18, 2018, 08:08:24 AM
What's funny about a guy stomping on another guy? Where's the comedy?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 18, 2018, 08:09:06 AM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on January 18, 2018, 08:08:24 AM
What's funny about a guy stomping on another guy? Where's the comedy?
He's being snarky. And failing.
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Post by: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 08:10:20 AM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on January 18, 2018, 08:08:24 AM
What's funny about a guy stomping on another guy? Where's the comedy?

It's because the guy is stomping on a nigger.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 18, 2018, 08:15:12 AM
You'll be banned again soon. But before you are, Zen, tell me: do you really have nothing better to do than this?
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Post by: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 08:17:54 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 18, 2018, 08:15:12 AM
You'll be banned again soon. But before you are, Zen, tell me: do you really have nothing better to do than this?

Well, to be honest, not really; I have so much time on my hands. I mean, are you a Belgian nigger lover?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 18, 2018, 08:28:31 AM
Quote from: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 08:17:54 AM
Well, to be honest, not really; I have so much time on my hands. I mean, are you a Belgian nigger lover?

Just someone who is wasting his time as well.

Who is the greatest loser between the two of us, I wonder? The troll or the one who feeds the troll...

Well. I'm done here. I envoke the might of the legendary banhammer. Hear my prayers, forum Gods.



Hear my prayers.

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Post by: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 08:32:36 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 18, 2018, 08:28:31 AM
Just someone who is wasting his time as well.

Who is the greatest loser between the two of us, I wonder? The troll or the one who feeds the troll...

Well. I'm done here. I envoke the might of the legendary banhammer. Hear my prayers, forum Gods.



Hear my prayers.

Why do you like this:



Don't you want the white race to prosper? Don't you want to send niggers back to Africa too?
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Post by: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 08:44:21 AM
Also, here's another funny picture:

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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on January 18, 2018, 08:59:27 AM
Yes, Hitler is a funny looking little toadstool. He looks like he's wearing a toothbrush on his lip. Seriously, what the hell's with that mustache? You need a respectable handlebar like von Bismark! And that hair! Did you just slop some shortening on your cowlick, slap it down and call it a day? Take some pride in your appearance, Adolf!

(Play this while the above GIF loops...)

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Post by: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 09:09:52 AM
This is what I want to do to your face, Hakurei Reimu:

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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on January 18, 2018, 09:15:36 AM
Quote from: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 09:09:52 AM
This is what I want to do to your face, Hakurei Reimu:
So, you're into scat! Sorry, honey, not my bag.

I do like your choice of gif's though. The AVGN taking a diarrhetic shit on Bugs Bunny? So many good memories...
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Post by: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 09:19:34 AM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on January 18, 2018, 09:15:36 AM
So, you're into scat! Sorry, honey, not my bag.

I do like your choice of gif's though. The AVGN taking a diarrhetic shit on Bugs Bunny? So many good memories...

Yeah, funny stuff. . .
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 18, 2018, 09:33:50 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 18, 2018, 08:15:12 AM
You'll be banned again soon. But before you are, Zen, tell me: do you really have nothing better to do than this?
The 'rents locked the basement door. Now he can't get out.
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Post by: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 09:42:38 AM
I'll be on this forum forever. . . Bwahahaha!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 18, 2018, 09:52:53 AM
Quote from: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 09:42:38 AM
I'll be on this forum forever. . . Bwahahaha!!
Depends.

You need them.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 18, 2018, 01:48:31 PM
"The white race is the cancer of human history; it is the white race and it aloneâ€"its ideologies and inventionsâ€"which eradicates autonomous civilizations wherever it spreads, which has upset the ecological balance of the planet, which now threatens the very existence of life itself."
Susan Sontag
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Post by: Baruch on January 18, 2018, 09:44:14 PM
Quote from: Breatharian on January 18, 2018, 08:32:36 AM
Why do you like this:

Don't you want the white race to prosper? Don't you want to send niggers back to Africa too?

Biology fail.  Two men don't a baby make.  Not even African god men.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2018, 11:17:59 PM




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Post by: pr126 on January 19, 2018, 12:26:38 AM
 Hakurei Reimu wrote:
QuoteYes, Hitler is a funny looking little toadstool. He looks like he's wearing a toothbrush on his lip. Seriously, what the hell's with that mustache? You need a respectable handlebar like von Bismark! And that hair! Did you just slop some shortening on your cowlick, slap it down and call it a day? Take some pride in your appearance, Adolf!
The mustache was cut like this because in WWI mustard gas was used, and the full mustache prevented the gas-mask to seal properly.
He left it like that, as the story goes.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2018, 12:47:58 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 18, 2018, 11:17:59 PM
"This world doesn't belong to you or the people who came before. It belongs to someone who has yet to come."
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Post by: Baruch on January 19, 2018, 01:08:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 19, 2018, 12:47:58 AM
"This world doesn't belong to you or the people who came before. It belongs to someone who has yet to come."

For me ... old people are the incarnate Past, and young people are the incarnate Future.  I do privilege the future over the past, but then I am a parent.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 19, 2018, 01:49:39 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 19, 2018, 06:03:54 PM
Guess who?

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Post by: Unbeliever on January 19, 2018, 06:10:30 PM



I guess there was a reason they were called sex goddesses.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2018, 08:25:24 PM


"Tonight you're all going to be part of a social experiment.  Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high.  Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die.  Each of you has a remote to blow up the other boat.  At midnight, I blow you all up.  If however, one of you presses the button, I let that boat live.  So, who's it gonna be?  Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection or the sweet and innocent civilians?  You choose.  Oh, and you might want to decide quickly, 'cause the people on the other boat might not be quite so noble."
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Post by: pr126 on January 20, 2018, 08:51:18 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2018, 10:11:38 AM
Quote from: pr126 on January 20, 2018, 08:51:18 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBdxDFpDp_k
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2018, 10:40:17 AM
No fair, tryin' to make People's Republic think. Very naughty of you.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 22, 2018, 06:44:04 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 22, 2018, 08:23:50 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 22, 2018, 08:41:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2018, 11:00:22 PM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on January 23, 2018, 11:37:15 AM
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Post by: Sal1981 on January 23, 2018, 12:35:20 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 23, 2018, 02:24:22 PM
Happy anniversary, Mr. President!


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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2018, 08:46:56 PM


Cleanliness is godliness
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 23, 2018, 09:24:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 23, 2018, 08:46:56 PM


Cleanliness is godliness

That's messed up.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2018, 10:20:51 PM
Ultimately, it either gets cleaned up or that historic site just gets trashed.  I know which one I'd prefer.

Granted, it's not terribly diplomatic to clean up right in front of worshipers' faces, but it's a necessary job.  There's a certain irreverent comedy to be had in a lowly janitor breaking the spell and treating the scraps of paper as what they literally are compared to the worshipers treating them as communication to the divine.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 23, 2018, 11:31:53 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 23, 2018, 09:24:26 PM
That's messed up.

That's an angel collecting the prayers.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 23, 2018, 11:47:47 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 23, 2018, 11:31:53 PM
That's an angel collecting the prayers.

>Triggered Israeli Fundamentalists incoming to tell you how Africans are the spawn of Satan who need to be kicked out immediately...
>Remembers Israeli Fundamentalists don't actually visit this forum.

You're safe for now.
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Post by: Baruch on January 24, 2018, 01:17:53 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 23, 2018, 11:47:47 PM
>Triggered Israeli Fundamentalists incoming to tell you how Africans are the spawn of Satan who need to be kicked out immediately...
>Remembers Israeli Fundamentalists don't actually visit this forum.

You're safe for now.

Actually, that is part of a bigger problem, as to the nature of modern Israel.  We can't all be Germany or Sweden where we take all the illiterate poor in ... for exploitation ;-) ... yes, Germans and Vikings are so ... trustworthy.

Orthodox Jews reject most Jewish Israelis for religious reasons.  Israelis don't accept Palestinians who are born there ;-( .. why would you expect them to accept a bunch of non-Jewish refugees of any skin color?  They did accept most of the Falasha, and many other non-white Jews before that.  Move all the refugees to California.

So I can't let you crypto-anti-semites get away with this even though I don't support the modern Jewish state.  In fact, Israel accepts Chinese immigrants ... if they are Jewish (crypto-Jews from China).  It really has nothing to do with skin color ... don't project your (death to American South) fantasies on other countries.
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Post by: Baruch on January 24, 2018, 01:19:55 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 23, 2018, 09:24:26 PM
That's messed up.

Those are prayers, on paper ... placed there by worshippers, or on behalf of distant worshippers.  Ignorant savages ;-)  Now I have seen pictures of beer cans and other trash on the slopes of Mt Fuji ... because of Shinto perhaps?
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on January 24, 2018, 09:46:50 AM
Cooking
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2018, 11:05:19 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 25, 2018, 06:05:50 PM

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2018, 06:19:23 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 25, 2018, 06:05:50 PM

"Conveniently, everything I think is true is exactly what God has decided is true."
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 25, 2018, 06:27:15 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2018, 06:19:23 PM
"Conveniently, everything I think is true is exactly what God has decided is true."
Yeah, as Anne Lamott said, "You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 26, 2018, 03:19:41 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 26, 2018, 05:39:08 PM
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Post by: Baruch on January 26, 2018, 06:44:20 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 26, 2018, 03:19:41 PM


Much better.  But learn to be skeptical about skepticism too.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 26, 2018, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: Baruch on January 26, 2018, 06:44:20 PM
Much better.  But learn to be skeptical about skepticism too.
Is that supposed to make sense?





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Post by: Baruch on January 26, 2018, 09:02:18 PM
My statement is circular, therefore logically it contains everything, and the denial of everything.  I created a verbal universe.  Thanks for noticing.  Essentially it would be an example of a very short scripture (which if enduring, can be used to justify anything).
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Post by: Cavebear on January 27, 2018, 12:14:55 PM
Quote from: Baruch on January 10, 2018, 08:28:31 PM
Until it is confirmed by controlled observation or experiment, and repeated ... it is a hypothesis, aka something made up.  And most hypotheses stay that way, but a few manage to dodge the meter maid and get free parking.

So, why do you believe in a deity?
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Post by: Baruch on January 27, 2018, 05:02:16 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on January 27, 2018, 12:14:55 PM
So, why do you believe in a deity?

Not a belief, oh broken record.  I don't believe in demigods, I are one.  A universal deity is more speculative, metaphysically.  But no one here would be interested, and I am still working on it (see Judeo-Islamic Middle Ages).  Still working ... I do some work on that project each weekend.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 27, 2018, 06:08:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2018, 07:44:46 PM


Geography is hard.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 27, 2018, 10:23:27 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 27, 2018, 06:08:52 PM

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Post by: Shiranu on January 27, 2018, 10:29:30 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 27, 2018, 10:23:27 PM


Oh. My. God. That might be one of my favorite memes of the year.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 27, 2018, 10:32:04 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 27, 2018, 10:29:30 PM
Oh. My. God. That might be one of my favorite memes of the year.
Open Google Images and type "deus vult." There's loads and loads of this shit.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 27, 2018, 10:35:32 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 27, 2018, 10:32:04 PM
Open Google Images and type "deus vult." There's loads and loads of this shit.

So that's the name for it... I always just went with conquering the holy land...
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Post by: Baruch on January 27, 2018, 10:44:07 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 27, 2018, 06:08:52 PM


I prefer the Armoured Skeptic on YouTube.  This one looks like a child molester in a helmet.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 27, 2018, 10:47:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 27, 2018, 07:44:46 PM


Geography is hard.

Most unrelated, but lmao at people who said Salah was going to be shit at Liverpool. Where the haters at now?
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Post by: Baruch on January 27, 2018, 11:01:10 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 27, 2018, 10:32:04 PM
Open Google Images and type "deus vult." There's loads and loads of this shit.

That is what the Pope said, in France to start the First Crusade.  "god wills it".
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 28, 2018, 12:48:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 27, 2018, 07:44:46 PM


Geography is hard.

Honestly, I was never good at geography. If you pointed to a random state in America, I couldn't even tell you what it was (unless you happened to pick Texas). But this guy can't seem to get the idea that Africa is a continent, not a country.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 28, 2018, 12:56:04 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 28, 2018, 12:48:32 PM
Honestly, I was never good at geography. If you pointed to a random state in America, I couldn't even tell you what it was (unless you happened to pick Texas). But this guy can't seem to get the idea that Africa is a continent, not a country.
Well, have you ever heard of a Swazilander-American? Central-African-Republic-American? ;)
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2018, 01:00:59 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 28, 2018, 12:48:32 PMHonestly, I was never good at geography. If you pointed to a random state in America, I couldn't even tell you what it was (unless you happened to pick Texas)
A few games of Risk or Rise of Nations will clear that right up.

QuoteBut this guy can't seem to get the idea that Africa is a continent, not a country.
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Post by: Baruch on January 28, 2018, 01:19:32 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 28, 2018, 12:48:32 PM
Honestly, I was never good at geography. If you pointed to a random state in America, I couldn't even tell you what it was (unless you happened to pick Texas). But this guy can't seem to get the idea that Africa is a continent, not a country.

Knew all the states and capitals by the time I was six.

The answer is ... Hartford Connecticut ... so what is the question?

Technically, most Egyptians consider themselves Arabs, not Africans, because of prestige reasons.  Of course Egypt is in Africa, and many Egyptians have Nubian ancestry (Black) but most are Hamito-Semitic (Brown).  Like in most places, the lighter your skin, the higher caste you are (because it is assumed you live indoors, you don't work in the fields).  N Italians have this prejudice against S Italians for example.  The N Italians are more Franco-Germanic in ancestry ... the S Italians are more Italo-Arabic.  But of course, these biases are only bad, if White Americans hold them.
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Post by: Baruch on January 28, 2018, 01:21:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 28, 2018, 12:56:04 PM
Well, have you ever heard of a Swazilander-American? Central-African-Republic-American? ;)

Since Americans are almost entirely ignorant in general, and with geography in particular, they are lucky for formulate "African-American" as opposed to less complementary epithets.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 28, 2018, 01:26:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 28, 2018, 01:00:59 PM
A few games of Risk or Rise of Nations will clear that right up.

I play Risk with a group, but it's typically set in a fantasy universe like Game of Thrones. So I know what Westeros and Essos are.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 28, 2018, 01:29:30 PM
Quote from: Baruch on January 28, 2018, 01:19:32 PM
Knew all the states and capitals by the time I was six.

I knew a lot of things when I was six. I memorized the books of the Bible in order too. But information that isn't put to use tends to go away. Meanwhile, I still remember the original Pokemon theme song. You teach me and I'll teach you.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2018, 07:49:43 PM




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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 29, 2018, 11:14:58 AM

Sorry.
Not really.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2018, 09:22:21 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on January 29, 2018, 11:14:58 AM

Sorry.
Not really.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 30, 2018, 02:13:47 PM
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Post by: Baruch on January 30, 2018, 02:44:59 PM
Some people are hydrophobic, others are Putin-lap phobic ;-)  But really, most American politics is the result of untreated mental illness anyway.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 31, 2018, 04:42:47 PM
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Post by: Baruch on January 31, 2018, 08:20:00 PM
Funnier if that is a Neti pot ;-)
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Post by: aitm on February 01, 2018, 10:25:30 AM
Could as easily come from a inquisition "fun-toy"
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Post by: Cavebear on February 02, 2018, 04:57:31 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 31, 2018, 04:42:47 PM


I'm glad I just heat up water in a mug in the M/W and then just drop a green tea bag in there. 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 02, 2018, 05:55:44 AM
I'm thinking we could sell pre-heated hot water to the millennials. "Just pop it in the microwave for two minutes!"
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 02, 2018, 02:41:14 PM
I remember Penn and Teller getting people to sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide.



Ah, here it is:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxypRWZODQ
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 03, 2018, 12:55:37 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 03, 2018, 12:32:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2018, 01:32:57 PM


Hey, it's tough being a stealth archer before you're good at either one.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 03, 2018, 03:25:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 03, 2018, 01:32:57 PM


Hey, it's tough being a stealth archer before you're good at either one.
It's something you have to transition into from being a standard archer.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 04, 2018, 12:19:19 PM



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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2018, 01:26:18 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 04, 2018, 11:11:23 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 05, 2018, 06:27:39 PM


I'm near Climax too!
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Post by: Baruch on February 05, 2018, 06:43:39 PM
Been there, done that (nearly), and had a mineral sample from that mine ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climax,_Colorado

I don't think that high altitude itself is conducive for sex, though cold is ;-)  My first serious encounter, was at nearby Frisco Colorado over a Christmas weekend.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisco,_Colorado

Over 2000 ft elevation lower.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 06, 2018, 08:48:14 AM
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Post by: Baruch on February 06, 2018, 12:36:39 PM
If it waddles like a banana, quacks like a banana, and swims like a banana ... its a duck!
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 06, 2018, 01:19:52 PM
That reminds me of banana frog:





I think I've posted it before, but it's maybe worth a repeat.
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Post by: Cavebear on February 07, 2018, 01:26:31 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 02, 2018, 05:55:44 AM
I'm thinking we could sell pre-heated hot water to the millennials. "Just pop it in the microwave for two minutes!"

Maybe more Health Water!  Just add our tea bag to hot water and "voila"!  Good for you...
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 07, 2018, 05:02:23 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 07, 2018, 08:05:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2018, 08:36:00 PM
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Post by: Baruch on February 07, 2018, 09:24:59 PM
Unbeliever - it works in both ontological directions.  Of course G-d is bigger than a demigod.  But a semi-demigod is smaller than a demigod.  Eventually you have smaller/weaker deities all the way down to the Planck scale ... Atom Man eat your nucleus out!
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 07, 2018, 11:39:09 PM
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Post by: pr126 on February 08, 2018, 01:05:24 AM
 Some context  (http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2017/12/poundland-not-yet-sorry-about-sexual-harassment-elf-ads/)




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Post by: Unbeliever on February 08, 2018, 02:08:23 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 08, 2018, 07:38:45 PM
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Post by: Baruch on February 08, 2018, 08:22:35 PM
So, killing your inner child, or having a tantrum like a three year old?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2018, 09:31:27 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on February 09, 2018, 02:50:45 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 08, 2018, 09:31:27 PM


But I bet Tolstoy never thought the term "megashark"...
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 09, 2018, 07:05:14 PM
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Post by: Baruch on February 09, 2018, 07:43:43 PM
Not funny.  The Headless Horseman has to ride a horse, not drive a car.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2018, 10:02:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2018, 11:54:58 AM
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Post by: Baruch on February 11, 2018, 07:52:20 PM
That is Die-o-Lingo ;-(
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2018, 10:13:35 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 13, 2018, 07:58:58 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 13, 2018, 08:04:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2018, 09:49:00 PM
Happy Valentine's!

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Post by: Cavebear on February 15, 2018, 07:44:46 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 09, 2018, 07:05:14 PM

That is hilarious!  I just watched an episode of "Fake, Fact, or Fiction about videos.  Almost all are fake, so my enjoyment is more about thinking how they were faked. 

In this case, I assume the person just had a fake hat and pulled his coat collar up over his head...  I did that one Halloween when I was 10.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2018, 09:47:43 PM
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Post by: Munch on February 16, 2018, 09:02:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2018, 05:55:51 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on February 19, 2018, 08:50:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 15, 2018, 09:47:43 PM


But there is no gravity there.  Would there be heat?  ;)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2018, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on February 19, 2018, 08:50:36 AM
But there is no gravity there.  Would there be heat?  ;)
I'm a physics layman and would probably say something stupid if I tried to answer that question.  So I'm going to have to defer to the experts on that one.
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Post by: Baruch on February 19, 2018, 08:50:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 19, 2018, 08:38:19 PM
I'm a physics layman and would probably say something stupid if I tried to answer that question.  So I'm going to have to defer to the experts on that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsKyEckDRbo

This is a good documentary .. you don't need physics.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2018, 08:50:54 PM


Okay, this one I can explain.  Nuclear fusion =/= fire.  And ballparking the sun's distance based on wildly inaccurate assumptions is hilariously horrible science.
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Post by: Baruch on February 19, 2018, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on February 15, 2018, 07:44:46 AM
  That is hilarious!  I just watched an episode of "Fake, Fact, or Fiction about videos.  Almost all are fake, so my enjoyment is more about thinking how they were faked. 

In this case, I assume the person just had a fake hat and pulled his coat collar up over his head...  I did that one Halloween when I was 10.

Not funny ... and neither were you if you scared people.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2018, 10:19:52 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2018, 10:36:46 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 24, 2018, 06:17:10 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 26, 2018, 12:12:03 AM
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Post by: Cavebear on February 28, 2018, 06:51:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 19, 2018, 08:50:54 PM


Okay, this one I can explain.  Nuclear fusion =/= fire.  And ballparking the sun's distance based on wildly inaccurate assumptions is hilariously horrible science.

I'm playing.  A group of us elsewhere once had a month-long discussion debating what would happen if you fell through a hole through the Earth.  (and there is really only one correct answer)

But let's have a question (and those who KNOW the answer stay away).  What is the closest star to Earth?
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 28, 2018, 07:04:38 PM
The sun, the one we call Sol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2018, 09:54:18 PM
I actually once got into an argument with someone about whether or not the sun is a star.  I really wish I had a zinger for exactly that moment, but all that happened was my chin dropped and my eyes rolled.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2018, 09:55:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2018, 09:59:47 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on February 28, 2018, 06:51:09 PMI'm playing.  A group of us elsewhere once had a month-long discussion debating what would happen if you fell through a hole through the Earth.  (and there is really only one correct answer)
Just an educated guess, but the enormous heat and pressure would basically squash/fry the person attempting this.  Also, the rapid pressure changes would knock the person out pretty quickly.
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Post by: Baruch on February 28, 2018, 10:16:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 28, 2018, 09:59:47 PM
Just an educated guess, but the enormous heat and pressure would basically squash/fry the person attempting this.  Also, the rapid pressure changes would knock the person out pretty quickly.

Physicists rely on unrealistic simplification to understand things.  They would imagine a tube, filled with a vacuum, extending from one side of the Earth to the other, thru the core, with no thermal or other physical involvement, just gravity.  Then a baseball dropped down thru the vacuum would simply oscillate up and down the tube (assuming no friction with the walls of the tube).  It is an example of a simple harmonic oscillator.
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Post by: pr126 on March 01, 2018, 03:29:46 AM
https://i.imgur.com/hWWlkQW.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/PmFWZAW.mp4

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 01, 2018, 12:43:27 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 28, 2018, 09:55:41 PM

Some people are born retarded. And then you have folks like this who were born normal, and have since become retarded.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 01, 2018, 12:45:34 PM
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Post by: Baruch on March 01, 2018, 01:13:59 PM
Yes, just like in Planet of the Apes.
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Post by: pr126 on March 02, 2018, 05:01:22 AM




https://i.imgur.com/hPtz2Db.mp4
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 03, 2018, 02:05:41 PM


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Post by: Mike Cl on March 03, 2018, 02:13:01 PM
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I ALWAYS root for the bull!!
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Post by: Baruch on March 03, 2018, 03:21:53 PM
See mosaic of early bull fighting ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretan_Bull#/media/File:Mosaico_Trabajos_H
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2018, 03:56:52 PM
Mythology.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 03, 2018, 06:44:20 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2018, 03:56:52 PM
Mythology.
without Calvin, you are harder to take seriously.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2018, 07:12:36 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 03, 2018, 06:44:20 PM
without Calvin, you are harder to take seriously.
Hercules is generally considered to be mythical.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 03, 2018, 08:40:59 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2018, 07:12:36 PM
Hercules is generally considered to be mythical.
and Calvin is much more witty.
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Post by: Munch on March 03, 2018, 08:44:37 PM
I can't even see either of your avatars
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Post by: Baruch on March 03, 2018, 09:54:36 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2018, 03:56:52 PM
Mythology.

Human imagination is real, ironically, on a different level, it isn't imaginary.  Don't dismiss what humans do, if you are one.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 03, 2018, 10:16:02 PM
Quote from: Munch on March 03, 2018, 08:44:37 PM
I can't even see either of your avatars
You can't see my avatar??
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 03, 2018, 10:29:42 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 03, 2018, 10:16:02 PM
You can't see my avatar??
Correct.  Not a whole lot of people have them right now.  That forum problem that wiped out all avatars evidently struck twice.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 03, 2018, 11:48:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 03, 2018, 10:29:42 PM
Correct.  Not a whole lot of people have them right now.  That forum problem that wiped out all avatars evidently struck twice.
I can see mine--and yours--and all of them except for Sama's.



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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 04, 2018, 05:45:37 AM
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Post by: Baruch on March 04, 2018, 07:10:06 AM
Attention, Snowflakes!  Life is unfair on many levels.  Man up or woman up as the case may be.  Get on with your lives.  Stop whining.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 08:03:43 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 03, 2018, 08:40:59 PM
and Calvin is much more witty.
Your point?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 08:05:35 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 03, 2018, 11:48:33 PM
I can see mine--and yours--and all of them except for Sama's.




Is THAT what you've been going on about?
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 08:35:22 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 08:05:35 AM
Is THAT what you've been going on about?
Yes.  I miss seeing Calvin. :)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 08:45:04 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 08:35:22 AM
Yes.  I miss seeing Calvin. :)
I know the feeling. I got the collection hardbound for my birthday. Boss Lady addresses me as "Calvin" when I'm on a roll.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 10:07:17 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 08:45:04 AM
I know the feeling. I got the collection hardbound for my birthday. Boss Lady addresses me as "Calvin" when I'm on a roll.
Two big disappointments in life--Far Side and Calvin and Hobbs shut down.  Sad days.  And I miss seeing your avatar.  So, fix it already!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 11:31:11 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 10:07:17 AM
Two big disappointments in life--Far Side and Calvin and Hobbs shut down.  Sad days.  And I miss seeing your avatar.  So, fix it already!
Nothing to fix on this end. Must be a software glitch.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 12:17:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 11:31:11 AM
Nothing to fix on this end. Must be a software glitch.
You can see your avatar???
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2018, 12:20:08 PM
Neither one of you have avatars.  Upload them or don't.  ><
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2018, 01:59:31 PM


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Post by: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 02:25:13 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 04, 2018, 12:20:08 PM
Neither one of you have avatars.  Upload them or don't.  ><
I will try it again.  The thing is that I uploaded a tiger avatar and somebody commented on it with--what happened to the dog.  So, I thought all could see it. 
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 04, 2018, 02:31:38 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 02:25:13 PM
I will try it again.  The thing is that I uploaded a tiger avatar and somebody commented on it with--what happened to the dog.  So, I thought all could see it.

I can see the tiger btw
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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 04, 2018, 03:34:57 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 04:00:14 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 12:17:01 PM
You can see your avatar???
Yep.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 04:57:04 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 04:00:14 PM
Yep.
That's cool.  But I still can't.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 05:39:26 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 04:57:04 PM
That's cool.  But I still can't.
I can see yours now. Borat in the nude, right?
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 04, 2018, 05:58:58 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 04, 2018, 05:39:26 PM
I can see yours now. Borat in the nude, right?
Exactly--Full Frontal.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 04, 2018, 06:49:02 PM


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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 05, 2018, 12:25:15 PM


The new finance minister of south africa, ladies and gentlemen.



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Post by: aitm on March 05, 2018, 12:36:06 PM
That was my plan for retirement,,me and my XErox XPL 2800.
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Post by: Baruch on March 05, 2018, 01:06:23 PM
Quote from: aitm on March 05, 2018, 12:36:06 PM
That was my plan for retirement,,me and my XErox XPL 2800.

Only if you know the secret handshake at the Fed ;-))
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Post by: Baruch on March 05, 2018, 01:07:45 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 05, 2018, 12:25:15 PM


The new finance minister of south africa, ladies and gentlemen.

It isn't that history forgotten is oft repeated ... it is Venezuela/Zimbabwe oft forgotten, is oft repeated ;-(  I refuse to believe this is simply a matter of low IQ.  People actually know what rotten crooks they are.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 05, 2018, 02:44:55 PM
Quote from: Baruch on March 05, 2018, 01:07:45 PM
It isn't that history forgotten is oft repeated ... it is Venezuela/Zimbabwe oft forgotten, is oft repeated ;-(  I refuse to believe this is simply a matter of low IQ.  People actually know what rotten crooks they are.

south africa is a steaming pile of shit, with government-sanctioned killing and torturing of white farmers, and confiscation of their land without compensation. It's a real genocide going on right now in 2018.
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Post by: Cavebear on March 05, 2018, 06:05:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 01, 2018, 12:45:34 PM


OMC!  I remember that one so well!  Gahan Wilson is one of my favorite sickest people.  He could do more with brown, fuchia and green that anyone else ever!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2018, 06:18:58 PM
When you've invented the Adams Family there's little left to achieve.
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Post by: trdsf on March 05, 2018, 10:40:43 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2018, 06:18:58 PM
When you've invented the Adams Family there's little left to achieve.
Gahan Wilson?  No, that was Charles Addams.
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Post by: Baruch on March 05, 2018, 11:12:45 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 05, 2018, 02:44:55 PM
south africa is a steaming pile of shit, with government-sanctioned killing and torturing of white farmers, and confiscation of their land without compensation. It's a real genocide going on right now in 2018.

Zimbabwe provided such a good example ;-(  Of course, ANC has always been Marxist ... and we know what killing Marxists get up to.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 06, 2018, 05:14:58 AM
Quote from: trdsf on March 05, 2018, 10:40:43 PM
Gahan Wilson?  No, that was Charles Addams.
Whomever.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 06, 2018, 10:51:40 AM


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Post by: Baruch on March 06, 2018, 12:28:51 PM
Just gave some bits of McDonald's fries to my cats with lunch.  I think they like the salt.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 06, 2018, 01:47:16 PM
I've never thought to give my cats a french fry. Cheese, though. They really liked cheese.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 06, 2018, 01:50:51 PM
I bet they like meownster, huh?
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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 06, 2018, 02:38:55 PM
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Post by: Baruch on March 06, 2018, 08:37:40 PM
The Germans have a habit of not quitting when they are ahead, and are optimistic even when in decline.  Too much confidence!  Once you win at poker, take the pot and go home.  Don't keep playing!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 06, 2018, 09:08:47 PM


Dolores Umbridge says that if any dark arts attack were to take place, she'd run in there and protect the students, wand or no wand.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 07, 2018, 02:49:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2018, 11:00:00 PM


Some of you may expel bodily fluids.  That's perfectly natural.  As are vivid hallucinations in which you die horribly.  Sleep tight.  That allows your body to more easily maintain its temperature so you don't die of hypothermia.
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Post by: Cavebear on March 08, 2018, 05:38:48 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 06, 2018, 01:47:16 PM
I've never thought to give my cats a french fry. Cheese, though. They really liked cheese.
Mine stay in the kitchen whenever I am there.  Cuz that's where the food comes from (so far as they know).

And when I'm not filling their bowls endlessly (how do they EAT so much?), I'm cutting off small tidbits of cheese of beef or chicken from my own meals to toss to them.  And then when I'm eating dinner, I toss kibbles around on the wood floors for them to chase.  And they LOVE that!
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Post by: trdsf on March 08, 2018, 10:46:04 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on March 08, 2018, 05:38:48 AM
Mine stay in the kitchen whenever I am there.  Cuz that's where the food comes from (so far as they know).

And when I'm not filling their bowls endlessly (how do they EAT so much?), I'm cutting off small tidbits of cheese of beef or chicken from my own meals to toss to them.  And then when I'm eating dinner, I toss kibbles around on the wood floors for them to chase.  And they LOVE that!
Althea's not much for cheese, but I can get her to dance for chicken.

Actually, Althea has a love/hate relationship with cheese.  She insists on her tithe from the human food regardless of what it is, and dances just as energetically for cheese as she does chicken... and once it hits the floor, she remembers she doesn't like it.
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Post by: Cavebear on March 08, 2018, 12:06:51 PM
Quote from: trdsf on March 08, 2018, 10:46:04 AM
Althea's not much for cheese, but I can get her to dance for chicken.

Actually, Althea has a love/hate relationship with cheese.  She insists on her tithe from the human food regardless of what it is, and dances just as energetically for cheese as she does chicken... and once it hits the floor, she remembers she doesn't like it.

Mine love cheese.  Well, Marley doesn't love it.  he sniffs at most anything I drop and walks away.  But he sure loves pork gravy when I make any! 

https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=33563281#editor/target=post;postID=949793354536743208;onPublishedMenu=allposts;onClosedMenu=allposts;postNum=6;src=postname (https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=33563281#editor/target=post;postID=949793354536743208;onPublishedMenu=allposts;onClosedMenu=allposts;postNum=6;src=postname)

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on March 08, 2018, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 07, 2018, 11:00:00 PM
Some of you may expel bodily fluids.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAHJCPoWCC8
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 08, 2018, 01:47:13 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on March 08, 2018, 05:22:16 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 08, 2018, 01:17:08 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAHJCPoWCC8

POE!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on March 08, 2018, 05:33:16 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 08, 2018, 01:47:13 PM



Makes me think of Sean Connery saying "Your mom's dildo, Trebeck!"
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on March 08, 2018, 05:41:43 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 08, 2018, 05:33:16 PM

Makes me think of Sean Connery saying "Your mom's dildo, Trebeck!"

Oh crap. I didn't even notice that the first time.  ROTFLMAO!  And I know that is really old, but it seemed to fit...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 09, 2018, 11:57:07 AM


The easiest way ever to get some soda.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: trdsf on March 09, 2018, 01:01:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 09, 2018, 11:57:07 AM


The easiest way ever to get some soda.
Overkill, but in a clever way.  It looks like the kind of pointless project I might embark upon on a particularly lazy Sunday.  :)
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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2018, 06:06:14 AM
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Post by: Baruch on March 10, 2018, 06:20:02 AM
Amazing how all British police have the same first name ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on March 10, 2018, 08:39:14 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 09, 2018, 11:57:07 AM


The easiest way ever to get some soda.

Somebody had too much time on their hands.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2018, 08:53:46 AM
All that because he can't pour soda into a glass?
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Post by: Baruch on March 10, 2018, 09:52:25 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2018, 08:53:46 AM
All that because he can't pour soda into a glass?

You meany!  Making fun of the differently-soft-drink-enabled ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2018, 01:10:43 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on March 10, 2018, 01:38:27 PM
That must be the worlds tiniest kitty, to be as small as a fried egg! :D
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2018, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 10, 2018, 01:38:27 PM
That must be the worlds tiniest kitty, to be as small as a fried egg! :D
It's Japanese, they make them small over there.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on March 10, 2018, 01:47:37 PM
Kind of a mini-me-ow?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2018, 02:26:17 PM
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Post by: Baruch on March 10, 2018, 02:46:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 10, 2018, 01:10:43 PM


Kitty-over-easy ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Jason78 on March 10, 2018, 04:44:32 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2018, 06:06:14 AM


You can't stab someone with a butter knife.

It has a bevelled edge. 
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on March 10, 2018, 06:37:13 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on March 10, 2018, 04:44:32 PM
You can't stab someone with a butter knife.

It has a bevelled edge.

That reminds me of a funny video game concept my mind randomly cooked up recently. Butter Knife Ninja. You're cooking in your kitchen when ninjas randomly jump through your windows and attack you, and all you have to defend yourself with is your butter knife. But you're a badass, so that's all you need.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2018, 07:16:27 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on March 10, 2018, 04:44:32 PM
You can't stab someone with a butter knife.

It has a bevelled edge. 

That's part of the joke. That the UK is so fucked someone would even resort to using an (illegal) butterknife to defend themselves from injustice.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2018, 07:25:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2018, 07:16:27 PM
That's part of the joke. That the UK is so fucked someone would even resort to using an (illegal) butterknife to defend themselves from injustice.
"At least I didn't use a SPOON!!!!" Alan Rickman.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2018, 08:15:32 PM


I'll pass, thanks.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: pr126 on March 11, 2018, 02:43:07 PM
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/this-justin-justin-trudeau-visits-moscow-s-bolshoi-ballet-t19975.html
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: pr126 on March 11, 2018, 02:47:24 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on March 12, 2018, 05:53:29 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 12, 2018, 06:01:58 PM
A friend of mine, fresh of high school (1969), got a construction job and found a trailer park with a vacancy. He'd looked at some really nice apartments, but the manager gently told him he couldn't afford them.

When he was moving into the trailer one of his neighbors offered to help him. It was the manager from the apartments. He couldn't afford to live in the places he was renting out. Looks like nothing's changed in fifty years.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on March 12, 2018, 06:04:07 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 10, 2018, 07:16:27 PM
That's part of the joke. That the UK is so fucked someone would even resort to using an (illegal) butterknife to defend themselves from injustice.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/20/official-figures-show-biggest-rise-crime-in-a-decade (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/20/official-figures-show-biggest-rise-crime-in-a-decade)

Funny enough, it's the cutting of police forces and social services by the right that has lead to England's surge in crime...

It's almost like having laws and regulations work, and when you get rid of those laws and regulations they don't work. Shocking.

That said, I realise that post was a joke (and/or just your average 4channer) and hopefully doesn't represent the average Brits mentality. Of course, they did vote for Brexit... England, how does it feel being the America of Europe?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 13, 2018, 10:43:34 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on March 12, 2018, 06:04:07 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/20/official-figures-show-biggest-rise-crime-in-a-decade (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/20/official-figures-show-biggest-rise-crime-in-a-decade)

Funny enough, it's the cutting of police forces and social services by the right that has lead to England's surge in crime...

It's almost like having laws and regulations work, and when you get rid of those laws and regulations they don't work. Shocking.

That said, I realise that post was a joke (and/or just your average 4channer) and hopefully doesn't represent the average Brits mentality. Of course, they did vote for Brexit... England, how does it feel being the America of Europe?

No shit. When you outlaw everything, then the data is going to show that law breaking is sky high. And the post has more to do with the fact that the UK has too much legislation and is a police state. They have 1 CCTV camera for every 2 persons in the UK for chrissakes lol
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 13, 2018, 11:02:50 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 13, 2018, 10:43:34 AM
No shit. When you outlaw everything, then the data is going to show that law breaking is sky high. And the post has more to do with the fact that the UK has too much legislation and is a police state. They have 1 CCTV camera for every 2 persons in the UK for chrissakes lol
And the CIA is using all of those to track Jason Bourne.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 13, 2018, 09:27:25 PM


Every day we stray further from God's light.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: aitm on March 13, 2018, 09:55:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 13, 2018, 09:27:25 PM



I am so thankful I have no idea what that is supposed to mean
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on March 15, 2018, 05:43:39 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2018, 01:42:45 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on March 15, 2018, 03:49:51 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2018, 01:42:45 PM


I'm guessing that what he spends his Uber earning on...  LOL!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 15, 2018, 03:51:18 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on March 15, 2018, 04:19:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 13, 2018, 09:27:25 PM


Every day we stray further from God's light.

Oh goodie. I found my next Halloween costume.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 15, 2018, 06:24:03 PM
I've never hit on a bedsheet with eyes.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 15, 2018, 07:58:48 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 15, 2018, 06:24:03 PM
I've never hit on a bedsheet with eyes.

With Zentai costumes you can assume any Anime character you want to be ... he actually looks like a sad Pikachu to me ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on March 16, 2018, 03:46:47 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on March 16, 2018, 03:55:07 PM
Go go gadget copter! LOL
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 16, 2018, 08:54:31 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 16, 2018, 03:55:07 PM
Go go gadget copter! LOL

I think her tits are armed ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2018, 12:16:49 PM


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Post by: Gilgamesh on March 17, 2018, 02:54:59 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on March 18, 2018, 02:19:56 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 17, 2018, 02:54:59 PM


Um was that you posting that or someone else?  I looked but I can't tell. 
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 18, 2018, 01:45:25 PM
Why I post about Marvel movies and videogames:

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2018, 12:17:34 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2018, 01:20:22 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on March 19, 2018, 02:03:38 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2018, 12:17:34 PM


Sounds like one hell of a triggered snowflake.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2018, 02:06:50 PM
I think most people think it's a funny greentext.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 19, 2018, 02:10:50 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2018, 02:06:50 PM
I think most people think it's a funny greentext.
The image, I suspect, is ripping on buzz word funnies. Absurdly overdone seems to be the way to do things these days.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 19, 2018, 06:53:08 PM
The nation that brought you ... the only way to save Vietnam is to destroy it ... what do you think these nut jobs will do today, to their own country?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 19, 2018, 07:51:06 PM
Quote from: Baruch on March 19, 2018, 06:53:08 PM
The nation that brought you ... the only way to save Vietnam is to destroy it ... what do you think these nut jobs will do today, to their own country?
You do realize that the "it was necessary to destroy the village in order to save it" is attributed to an unnamed officer. In other words, the report made it up.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 19, 2018, 11:22:21 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 19, 2018, 07:51:06 PM
You do realize that the "it was necessary to destroy the village in order to save it" is attributed to an unnamed officer. In other words, the report made it up.

The Tonkin Gulf incident was made up too.  So you are saying, we were legitimate in Vietnam?  Young Colin Powell went around torching hooches to terrorize the locals.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on March 20, 2018, 12:04:49 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2018, 02:06:50 PM
I think most people think it's a funny greentext.

Very little comedy, and particularly even less good comedy, is void of "truth"... either objective truth or "truth" insofar as the comedian and/or audience perceives it.

I have seen some funny green text, and if it's in the same vein as those... okay, it's a funny post. But it was written in a way that really strikes me more as someone who thinks he is legitimately criticizing Colbert and is butthurt about him rather than joking about how audiences admittedly go overboard on him and how he is very focused on Trump jokes.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 20, 2018, 12:06:46 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on March 20, 2018, 12:04:49 AM
Very little comedy, and particularly even less good comedy, is void of "truth"... either objective truth or "truth" insofar as the comedian and/or audience perceives it.

Reiterate that for clarity.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on March 20, 2018, 12:07:56 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 20, 2018, 12:06:46 AM
Reiterate that for clarity.

Comedy, particularly good comedy, requires context to be funny.

The joke isn't particularly funny on it's own, it requires the context of Colbert's brand of humour. However the post seems more to be crying about Colbert making a living at Trump's expense rather than actually addressing how people really do go crazy over repetitive jokes on his part.


It seems more whiney than stabby.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on March 20, 2018, 06:15:44 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2018, 02:06:50 PM
I think most people think it's a funny greentext.


> so I bring my easy cat Marley to the vet
> tooth-cleaning
>I can relate did dentist last week
>so they call me 4 hours to come get him
>they are acting all weird
>I know somethings wrong
>they admit hes going nuts
>cant get him out of the cage
>so I walk in the back
>Marley is nuts
>throws himself against the door and stuff
>I stick my hand against the cage door
>he sniffs and calms down
>yes Im here Marley its OK
> pick him up an he goes right into the PTU
>pay bill, we go home
>he shudders for a bit goes to sleep on me
>he knows me
>stupid vet people
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 21, 2018, 10:10:55 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2018, 02:36:18 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on March 20, 2018, 12:07:56 AM
Comedy, particularly good comedy, requires context to be funny.

The joke isn't particularly funny on it's own, it requires the context of Colbert's brand of humour. However the post seems more to be crying about Colbert making a living at Trump's expense rather than actually addressing how people really do go crazy over repetitive jokes on his part.


It seems more whiney than stabby.

Rather it seems like you're having a fit because your funnyman is considered a propagandist by non-retards.

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2018, 03:26:12 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2018, 04:03:48 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2018, 10:39:13 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on March 23, 2018, 01:31:43 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2018, 04:03:48 PM


Well, I am certainly one of those.  I ignore mild insults, reply to interesting ones, and object to outragaeous ones.

So, what is wrong with that? 
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2018, 02:05:11 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on March 23, 2018, 11:08:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2014, 08:42:38 AM


This is why I like rock.

Where is the classic stuff like Bach?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2018, 11:31:16 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on March 23, 2018, 11:08:05 PM
Where is the classic stuff like Bach?
Damned if I know.  That was so long ago that the bookmark has dust.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 24, 2018, 11:20:18 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on March 23, 2018, 11:08:05 PM
Where is the classic stuff like Bach?

Only people who dress up as 18th century characters like that stuff ;-)  Had there been a more developed "media" in 1750, perhaps then we could have a similar graph .. for the various status quo vs avant garde composers.  Any such graph would depend on contemporary (1750) public.

Since you resurrected such an old post, you are Jesus now?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 24, 2018, 04:35:28 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on March 24, 2018, 07:40:21 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on March 24, 2018, 04:35:28 PM


It seems I somehow managed to like this post twice. I must learn how to channel this power and abuse it! Kneel before the god of likes!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2018, 07:43:40 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 24, 2018, 07:40:21 PM
It seems I somehow managed to like this post twice. I must learn how to channel this power and abuse it! Kneel before the god of likes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIF19cFSKgI
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2018, 08:53:34 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2018, 02:06:28 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2018, 06:54:05 PM


"no longer to be feared"
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 27, 2018, 09:56:54 PM
A great example that "fake news" isn't news.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Jason78 on March 28, 2018, 07:27:14 PM
Oh look!  Baruch has an opinion on something.   
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 28, 2018, 08:09:54 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on March 28, 2018, 07:27:14 PM
Oh look!  Baruch has an opinion on something.   
...unrelated to anything anyone else is saying.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 28, 2018, 08:12:26 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 28, 2018, 08:09:54 PM
...unrelated to anything anyone else is saying.

This is a miscellaneous type thread.  Are you trying to organize it?

I was responding to the post, directly above mine ... context please.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: pr126 on March 28, 2018, 11:32:51 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2018, 12:34:45 AM


I'll never understand why people like tea.  Tastes horrible, tbh.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on March 29, 2018, 01:01:58 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 29, 2018, 12:34:45 AM


I'll never understand why people like tea.  Tastes horrible, tbh.

"Proper tea" is bitter and unpleasant, IMO. But nothing beats a good sweat tea with a bit of lemon.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on March 29, 2018, 01:16:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 29, 2018, 12:34:45 AM


I'll never understand why people like tea.  Tastes horrible, tbh.

I now know how people feel when I tell them I don't like coffee. You might as well have just told me you kick puppies or something.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 29, 2018, 06:20:58 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 29, 2018, 12:34:45 AM


I'll never understand why people like tea.  Tastes horrible, tbh.

Medicinal.  Camomile and peppermint in particular.  Cold green tea is a great refresher.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 29, 2018, 06:23:53 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on March 29, 2018, 01:16:04 AM
I now know how people feel when I tell them I don't like coffee. You might as well have just told me you kick puppies or something.

No, we just kick Shiranu instead ;-)

Proper Greek/Turkish coffee is the real thing.  High caffeine, high sugar, no creamer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TleH2q86O0M
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2018, 09:11:39 AM
*wonders if anyone noticed the silica packet in the tea yet*
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: pr126 on March 29, 2018, 10:05:09 AM
I did the first time.

#Tidepod Do not eat.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mike Cl on March 29, 2018, 11:05:34 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on March 29, 2018, 01:16:04 AM
I now know how people feel when I tell them I don't like coffee. You might as well have just told me you kick puppies or something.
Don't like coffee???!!!  Stay away from my puppies and kittens--and where do you store all those fly wings you pull off????
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 29, 2018, 12:52:45 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 29, 2018, 11:05:34 AM
Don't like coffee???!!!  Stay away from my puppies and kittens--and where do you store all those fly wings you pull off????

Dracula's associate in the original story, Renfield ... he ate flies and other bugs.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2018, 02:18:38 PM


This kid's going places.  Not OSHA-compliant places, but places.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on March 29, 2018, 06:57:41 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on March 29, 2018, 01:16:04 AM
I now know how people feel when I tell them I don't like coffee. You might as well have just told me you kick puppies or something.

I don't like coffee.  Quite frankly, the smell makes me a bit nauseous.  Like fish being reheated in a microwave in a small office. 
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 29, 2018, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on March 29, 2018, 01:16:04 AM
I now know how people feel when I tell them I don't like coffee. You might as well have just told me you kick puppies or something.

Makes sense.
Not having coffee puts me in a foul enough mood to kick puppies.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: trdsf on March 29, 2018, 07:38:28 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on March 29, 2018, 06:57:41 PM
I don't like coffee.  Quite frankly, the smell makes me a bit nauseous.  Like fish being reheated in a microwave in a small office.
My ex loved the smell of coffee, but not the taste.  So I'd make coffee and drink his share of it.  It seemed a reasonable price to pay.  :)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 29, 2018, 08:06:42 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on March 29, 2018, 06:57:41 PM
I don't like coffee.  Quite frankly, the smell makes me a bit nauseous.  Like fish being reheated in a microwave in a small office.

Figures ... I microwaved frozen diet meal for lunch, of fish and rice.  Better than those horrid fish sticks my mother used to bake.  Too bad we don't have smell-o-vision ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 29, 2018, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: trdsf on March 29, 2018, 07:38:28 PM
My ex loved the smell of coffee, but not the taste.  So I'd make coffee and drink his share of it.  It seemed a reasonable price to pay.  :)

It is fun to open a fresh can of un-used grounds, and just smell it.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on April 01, 2018, 10:42:15 AM
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Post by: Baruch on April 01, 2018, 12:15:23 PM
The "malakim" or divine messengers in that image are Roman, not Jewish.  But at least they aren't cherubs (a Hebrew word, but "putti" in Italian, flying babies who accompany Venus).  "Cherubim" are semitic angels in the form of whirlwinds .. think dust devils and chinooks.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2018, 06:29:44 PM
What started this mess:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 01, 2018, 06:58:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 01, 2018, 06:29:44 PM
What started this mess:


Dr: So, the first penis in your vagina will be that of your son.
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Post by: Munch on April 01, 2018, 09:18:38 PM


I miss this show.
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Post by: Baruch on April 03, 2018, 02:28:51 AM
Freakazoid had a great sense of humor.
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Post by: Munch on April 03, 2018, 08:38:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8JRm7ev1PU
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Post by: trdsf on April 03, 2018, 05:15:43 PM
Because I love a good pun... and I love a bad pun even more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzOzWWABF04
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2018, 07:18:16 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on April 07, 2018, 05:47:48 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 01, 2018, 10:42:15 AM


And don't you just love the way female angels routinely cover their breasts as if they din't have them,  It cracks me up sometimes   LOL!  Well, OF COURSE there are no babies born in Heaven!  So why should they have them at all?
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Post by: Gilgamesh on April 07, 2018, 05:59:48 AM






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Post by: Gilgamesh on April 07, 2018, 06:03:40 AM



I fucking love this meme:







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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2018, 10:16:40 AM


Print shop ads have gotten pretty hardcore lately.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on April 07, 2018, 01:06:57 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on April 07, 2018, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 07, 2018, 01:06:57 PM


Well, 1st, what did you do?

2nd, if you did something good, you might be surprised who cheers you for it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2018, 11:37:54 PM


The janitor:  FML
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Post by: Cavebear on April 08, 2018, 01:19:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 07, 2018, 11:37:54 PM


The janitor:  FML

Applause to happy fans ...
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Post by: Gilgamesh on April 08, 2018, 04:07:03 AM


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Post by: Cavebear on April 10, 2018, 04:40:25 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 08, 2018, 04:07:03 AM


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And your decision of the relationship was...
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 10, 2018, 11:05:54 PM
AI-created inspirational posters:









...it's still a bit buggy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2018, 08:28:35 PM
I don't believe in reincarnation, but...dad?

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 14, 2018, 03:19:28 PM


Happy birthday TO THE GROUND!
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Post by: Shiranu on April 14, 2018, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 14, 2018, 03:19:28 PM


Happy birthday TO THE GROUND!

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Post by: Munch on April 14, 2018, 09:08:31 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2018, 12:32:34 AM
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Post by: aitm on April 15, 2018, 12:10:27 PM
Reasonable question.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 15, 2018, 01:26:33 PM
These days the first one is going to cost you $50K just to get them to school age.

Luckily, we know what causes that now, so if you have more than one it's your damn fault.
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 15, 2018, 01:43:21 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 15, 2018, 01:26:33 PM
These days the first one is going to cost you $50K just to get them to school age.

Luckily, we know what causes that now, so if you have more than one it's your damn fault.
If it's a grandchild I really have no control over any of that! :)
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2018, 02:15:26 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2018, 07:46:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2018, 09:34:13 AM


Don't dead open inside.
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Post by: Munch on April 18, 2018, 08:33:44 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 18, 2018, 09:58:55 PM
So Australia is a bawl of whine?
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Post by: Baruch on April 20, 2018, 01:30:41 AM
Back in the day I loved this cartoon series about mythology ...

The artist got wore out for awhile, but has started drawing new ideas ...

http://www.happletea.com
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Post by: Munch on April 20, 2018, 08:34:20 AM







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Post by: Baruch on April 20, 2018, 01:15:18 PM
J K Rowling is still the 4th most popular woman in the UK, after the Queen, Michelle Obama, and Judi Dench.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 20, 2018, 01:22:14 PM
Don't you mean Dame Judi Dench (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judi_Dench)?
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Post by: Baruch on April 20, 2018, 06:28:15 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 20, 2018, 01:22:14 PM
Don't you mean Dame Judi Dench (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judi_Dench)?

Don't call a woman a dame, unless you are a 1940s private eye!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2018, 07:32:44 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2018, 08:58:50 PM



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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2018, 12:46:03 AM


Potayto, potahto.  Camera, camera.
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Post by: Baruch on April 24, 2018, 06:45:00 AM
Yes, there are false Flash.exe running around the Internet.  I have picked up a few until I learned better.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2018, 09:53:40 AM
Quote from: Baruch on April 24, 2018, 06:45:00 AM
Yes, there are false Flash.exe running around the Internet.  I have picked up a few until I learned better.
Modern browsers no longer support flash, hence its inclusion in the IE joke.
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Post by: Sal1981 on April 24, 2018, 11:18:44 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 24, 2018, 09:53:40 AM
Modern browsers no longer support flash, hence its inclusion in the IE joke.
The api behind flash is only supported for certain legacy applets, like vids. Most have gone over to HTML5.
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Post by: Cavebear on April 24, 2018, 02:03:47 PM
Quote from: Munch on April 20, 2018, 08:34:20 AM








WOW!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2018, 06:23:04 PM


Close, but not quite the right word...
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Post by: Baruch on April 24, 2018, 07:06:11 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Btfsplk

Joe Bftsplk ... they ultimate bad luck guy ...
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2018, 12:31:29 AM
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Post by: Munch on April 26, 2018, 08:36:35 AM
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Post by: Baruch on April 26, 2018, 01:13:07 PM
NSA and GCHQ work for him ...
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Post by: Gilgamesh on April 26, 2018, 07:24:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2018, 09:26:45 PM


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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on April 26, 2018, 11:22:28 PM
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Post by: Munch on April 27, 2018, 04:49:02 PM



I loved this episode.
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Post by: Munch on April 27, 2018, 07:19:57 PM







I want detective horse!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2018, 08:04:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2018, 11:46:04 PM
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Post by: Jason78 on April 28, 2018, 05:11:28 AM
[spoiler]
Quote from: Munch on April 27, 2018, 07:19:57 PM







I want detective horse!
[/spoiler]

I lol'd.  Then I got to the bit that said "Do not eat the raccoon."  And then I totally lost it.
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Post by: Baruch on April 28, 2018, 09:25:02 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 27, 2018, 11:46:04 PM


Like American political candidates ... and deceptive out of the box too!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 28, 2018, 10:18:33 AM
[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 28, 2018, 02:11:43 PM
The weather today

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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on April 28, 2018, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 28, 2018, 02:11:43 PM
The weather today


Rain and clouds here in Washington.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 28, 2018, 06:07:57 PM
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Post by: Munch on May 01, 2018, 03:11:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2018, 06:03:54 PM
^ Part delicious, part bird.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2018, 06:55:42 PM


Meh, either way, they're pretty stoked every April 20th.
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Post by: Baruch on May 01, 2018, 07:49:25 PM
See, sociopaths try to be "shocking" ... but I feel sorry for sociopaths now ... society is so "whacked" it is hard to find anything that is shocking.  I recommend cattle prods however.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2018, 09:51:08 PM


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Post by: Emancipated on May 02, 2018, 06:42:02 PM
...
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Post by: Baruch on May 04, 2018, 05:40:14 AM
Why college students should be kept in padded cells ;-)

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-08-29
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2018, 06:47:31 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 04, 2018, 08:15:44 PM
What part of that is wrong?
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Post by: Baruch on May 04, 2018, 08:46:54 PM
It leaves out that Bill Clinton is the head lizard man.
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Post by: Baruch on May 05, 2018, 09:13:19 AM
More funny theology ...

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dear-god
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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2018, 06:30:46 PM
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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2018, 06:31:34 PM


explains a lot, he thought mulan was a guy, but when finding out ping was a girl, he felt emotionally betrayed.



Even in mulan 2, he's forced to date her now to appear more masculine, but its screwing with his head.
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Post by: Cavebear on May 05, 2018, 06:59:57 PM
Question:  When I try to upload graphics here, it almost always fails.  Is that because I'm trying to upload from my computer?  Do only internet links work.  That would explain a lot.
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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2018, 07:02:44 PM
yeah, you need a link to post a picture here.

A good way to do that is go to https://imgur.com/, post picture in the new post link, and get the direct link, then paste it using the insert image option in advance settings for posts.
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Post by: Cavebear on May 05, 2018, 07:12:13 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 05, 2018, 07:02:44 PM
yeah, you need a link to post a picture here.

A good way to do that is go to https://imgur.com/, post picture in the new post link, and get the direct link, then paste it using the insert image option in advance settings for posts.

I hope this works...



Holy Crap. it WORKED!  I get it now.  Actually, just posting the link was sufficient.  Thanks Munch.  I owe you one for this...
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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2018, 07:17:33 PM
No probs. And its good first image post, nice!
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Post by: Cavebear on May 05, 2018, 07:21:24 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 05, 2018, 07:17:33 PM
No probs. And its good first image post, nice!

Friends send me these kinds of things all the time, but I could never figure out how to post them, LOL!  May the fleas of a thousand camels descend upon your enemies!
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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2018, 07:25:36 PM












Did they step into a parallel timeline or something?
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Post by: Cavebear on May 05, 2018, 07:29:09 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 05, 2018, 07:25:36 PM


Did they step into a parallel timeline or something?

And yet every week, they reset to STUPID!  LOL!
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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2018, 07:32:38 PM
oh wait I found it, it IS a parallel alternative story thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrOppx7qRRU

then again when they've been making recent movies of them meeting WWE stars, this actually feels like the least ridiculous crossover.

So this was an actual supernatural episode.. ooooh kay.. that would explain the swearing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 05, 2018, 07:48:26 PM


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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2018, 07:51:29 PM
things like that make me feel good, its thinning the herd.
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Post by: Cavebear on May 05, 2018, 09:19:20 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 05, 2018, 07:51:29 PM
things like that make me feel good, its thinning the herd.

If it weren't for the fact that idiots who forgo, or force their children to forgo, vaccinations I would agree.  But I WILL hope the adults earn Darwin Awards before they reproduce...  And at least that their children as raised by more sensible adults.
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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2018, 09:40:11 PM
true, guess it defeats the survival of the fittest thing when dumb shits already have reproduced. poor kids..
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Post by: Cavebear on May 05, 2018, 10:49:35 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 05, 2018, 09:40:11 PM
true, guess it defeats the survival of the fittest thing when dumb shits already have reproduced. poor kids..

Interestingly, it is "the poor kids" that need a helping hand up that makes me a progressive instead of a liberal or conservative....
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Post by: Baruch on May 06, 2018, 12:06:59 AM
Quote from: Munch on May 05, 2018, 09:40:11 PM
true, guess it defeats the survival of the fittest thing when dumb shits already have reproduced. poor kids..

That is why dads kept their daughters ... virgin.  And the boy had to be approved of by the girl's parents (not bloody likely).  But since we are monkey's .. fuck away ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 06, 2018, 12:20:40 AM
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Post by: trdsf on May 06, 2018, 02:22:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 06, 2018, 12:20:40 AM

Well, I'll never eat another poppy seed muffin again...
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Post by: pr126 on May 06, 2018, 03:11:05 AM
Quote from: trdsf on May 06, 2018, 02:22:10 AM
Well, I'll never eat another poppy seed muffin again...
It's OK, by the time they come out of the oven, they are all dead.
They won't bite. You bite them.
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Post by: Baruch on May 06, 2018, 08:59:24 AM
Quote from: pr126 on May 06, 2018, 03:11:05 AM
It's OK, by the time they come out of the oven, they are all dead.
They won't bite. You bite them.

I think they got on the food, after it was cooked, but left out at a picnic.  Usually the ants take care of the ticks, right?
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Post by: Munch on May 06, 2018, 09:01:24 AM
Bugs are considered meat in some countries.
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Post by: Baruch on May 06, 2018, 09:09:55 AM
Quote from: Munch on May 06, 2018, 09:01:24 AM
Bugs are considered meat in some countries.

Roasted ants are the preferred movie goer's treat in Columbia.  I will take the souvlaki please ;-)

http://mentalfloss.com/article/66649/9-movie-theater-snacks-around-world
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 06, 2018, 09:14:36 AM
Quote from: trdsf on May 06, 2018, 02:22:10 AM
Well, I'll never eat another poppy seed muffin again...
I'll never forget the time I told my brother what carmine dye is made from.  Good times.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 06, 2018, 09:34:40 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 06, 2018, 05:38:32 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 05, 2018, 07:25:36 PM
Did they step into a parallel timeline or something?
I seem to recall that in the movie it turned out that the skeptics were dead wrong, and the supernatural does exist. I was really disappointed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 06, 2018, 06:30:18 PM


I dunno about the unicorn.  Makes it too implausible, imo.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 06, 2018, 07:09:50 PM
That's a visible pink unicorn. Ha!
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Post by: Baruch on May 06, 2018, 07:30:53 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 06, 2018, 07:09:50 PM
That's a visible pink unicorn. Ha!

I like the Full Metal Jacket Jesus!
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 07, 2018, 02:00:53 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 06, 2018, 07:09:50 PM
That's a visible pink unicorn. Ha!

What are you talking about? I don't see any unicorn.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on May 08, 2018, 12:28:17 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on May 09, 2018, 11:15:56 AM
Title that one "All the deities ride off into the sunset", LOL!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2018, 11:19:36 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2018, 11:20:24 AM
And the other common use of the word "trap" that doesn't involve a fishy alien...
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Post by: Cavebear on May 09, 2018, 03:10:48 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2018, 11:19:36 AM


Oh that is fantastic~ 
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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2018, 07:29:19 PM
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Post by: Munch on May 09, 2018, 08:39:15 PM


smashing..
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2018, 09:44:25 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2018, 07:29:19 PM

Trump 2020: At least he's not Hitler!

Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Posobiec.  A fellow Pizzagate alumnus?
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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2018, 10:09:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 09, 2018, 09:44:25 PM
Trump 2020: At least he's not Hitler!

Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Posobiec.  A fellow Pizzagate alumnus?

Why not? I demonstrated it multiple times to be an accurate description of reality on these boards and nobody can contest my arguments for it. So yeah, why the fuck not?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2018, 11:04:08 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2018, 10:09:45 PM
Why not? I demonstrated it multiple times to be an accurate description of reality on these boards and nobody can contest my arguments for it. So yeah, why the fuck not?
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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2018, 11:29:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 09, 2018, 11:04:08 PM


Want to take this to a 1 on 1 setting? If not you are a pussy.
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Post by: Baruch on May 09, 2018, 11:33:21 PM
Yeah, those Persian leaders are so stylish ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvILGIIVsMU
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Post by: Munch on May 10, 2018, 05:15:32 AM
Quote from: Baruch on May 09, 2018, 11:33:21 PM
Yeah, those Persian leaders are so stylish ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvILGIIVsMU

Maybe, but their washboard abs just don't cut it like Spartans
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 10, 2018, 08:28:39 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2018, 11:29:39 PM
Want to take this to a 1 on 1 setting? If not you are a pussy.
And waste more time?
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Post by: trdsf on May 10, 2018, 08:56:57 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 10, 2018, 05:15:32 AM
Maybe, but their washboard abs just don't cut it like Spartans
I'm trying to remember the name of the reviewer whose comments on the original '300' movie included the remark "At some point watching this parade of testosterone, I became aware that my penis had withdrawn into my body and become a vagina" or words to that effect.  :)
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on May 10, 2018, 09:56:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 10, 2018, 10:56:43 PM


I'm convinced that Scottish english is a prank that somehow caught on and became a permanent part of daily life instead of ending naturally.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2018, 09:14:27 AM
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Post by: Munch on May 12, 2018, 10:27:36 AM
speaks for itself..
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 12, 2018, 11:51:03 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 12, 2018, 09:14:27 AM


Sean Hannity has been watching too much INFO WARS. This is stupid, even by Fox News standards.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 12, 2018, 02:02:27 PM
I hope he'll be in prison soon - no telling what shenanigans he's been up to with good old Cohen.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2018, 06:04:55 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 12, 2018, 11:51:03 AM
Sean Hannity has been watching too much INFO WARS. This is stupid, even by Fox News standards.
I'm 90% sure it's a fake.  That there's any doubt shows how crazy I've come to expect them to be.
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Post by: Baruch on May 13, 2018, 02:58:36 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 12, 2018, 02:02:27 PM
I hope he'll be in prison soon - no telling what shenanigans he's been up to with good old Cohen.

It seems Mr Cohen had lots of ... questionable clients.  To what extent is it OK to violate Presidential lawyer/client privacy ... as a side trip while checking out Mr Cohen's other clients?  When can a lawyer be raided ... can't be just whenever a prosecutor feels like?  Ends justify means perhaps.  In which case, lets waterboard the attorneys for the two Clintons ;-))
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Post by: Sorginak on May 13, 2018, 04:17:28 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 12, 2018, 11:51:03 AM
Sean Hannity has been watching too much INFO WARS. This is stupid, even by Fox News standards.

You must not be too familiar with Fox News.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 13, 2018, 05:43:13 PM
Any familiarity at all is "too familiar with Fox News."
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2018, 12:11:51 AM
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Post by: Baruch on May 14, 2018, 07:11:22 AM
Yep, women are just like men ...

California is just like other states in the US ...
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Post by: Munch on May 14, 2018, 07:59:26 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2018, 10:30:54 AM
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Post by: Baruch on May 14, 2018, 06:21:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 14, 2018, 10:30:54 AM


I saw an interesting 6 part story on military folly.  One part of one of those talked about Mussolini.  I felt kind of sad for him.  He didn't want to go to war early (not ready) and he wanted to be on the winning side.  The surprise collapse of France took everyone by surprise, including the Germans.  Since it looked like Germany was winning, and France hadn't quite surrendered yet, he attacked France.  Of course he was already friends with Adolph, so it was a no-brainer ... no-brainer ...

Italy had a hard time in WW I also.  They were an armed neutral, on the side of the Central Powers ... and when it looked like the Central Powers were going to lose, they got impatient and attacked Austria thru the Alps.  That didn't go too well either.  Remember, modern Italy was only about 50 years old in WW I, same as modern Germany.  Young Rommel fought on the French front initially, and eventually finished the war killing Italians for the Austrians, on the Italian front.  Italy had previously attacked Austria with French support in 1859, part of building modern Italy.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 15, 2018, 02:19:27 PM
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Post by: Baruch on May 15, 2018, 07:42:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 15, 2018, 02:19:27 PM


Are you saying Robespierre or Lenin were autistic?  Could be, they were sociopaths.
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Post by: Shiranu on May 15, 2018, 08:38:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 14, 2018, 10:30:54 AM


Not our finest moment.

On the bright side, we got to publicly hang and mutilate Mussolini's body, so... you know... gotta appreciate the small things.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2018, 08:54:35 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on May 15, 2018, 08:38:31 PM
Not our finest moment.

On the bright side, we got to publicly hang and mutilate Mussolini's body, so... you know... gotta appreciate the small things.
You seem pretty young for your age.  :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2018, 10:30:52 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on May 15, 2018, 11:46:29 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 15, 2018, 08:54:35 PM
You seem pretty young for your age.  :P

I moisturize.


Also, that picture is hilarious but... but why? Maybe they knew it would be controversial and get their name spread?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2018, 11:58:17 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on May 15, 2018, 11:46:29 PM
Also, that picture is hilarious but... but why? Maybe they knew it would be controversial and get their name spread?
Extreme obliviousness.  It's even more common than malice.  Infinity cubed > infinity plus one.

Looked it up, and North Carolina (http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article210928539.html).  I'm so very proud right now.  :[
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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 16, 2018, 12:29:39 AM
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Post by: Baruch on May 16, 2018, 02:09:38 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on May 15, 2018, 08:38:31 PM
Not our finest moment.

On the bright side, we got to publicly hang and mutilate Mussolini's body, so... you know... gotta appreciate the small things.

My ex is part Italian, so ... is my daughter.  So I will defend them, even if they're the most hyperbolic of Europeans (sorry France, you are #2 as opera buffa).  My ex's grandparents left early in the 20th century (poverty) ... so Mussolini isn't on them.  So I am told, they were entirely opposed to Il Duce just the same.  They also didn't claim victimization or identity politics, but were opposed to their children (like my father in law) knowing any Italian or having any interest in Italy.

When the Italians revolted against Mussolini, and he was rescued by Hitler, and then he sided with Hitler, given that the Wehrmacht was caring out war crimes against the Italian people at that point, one can understand their lack of forgiveness.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 17, 2018, 11:54:53 PM


Also, she's reportedly all out of faith, luck, and inspiration.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 18, 2018, 01:33:23 PM
As long as she's not out of beer...
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Post by: Munch on May 18, 2018, 05:47:40 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on May 19, 2018, 08:11:31 AM
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Post by: Munch on May 19, 2018, 08:47:56 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on May 19, 2018, 08:11:31 AM


"They also fall for the trick when I lay on my back and expose my belly and they rub it, and my claws come in and stick into them, every time"
"Excellent, the plan is coming along nicely"
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2018, 08:56:44 AM
Quote from: Munch on May 19, 2018, 08:47:56 AM
"They also fall for the trick when I lay on my back and expose my belly and they rub it, and my claws come in and stick into them, every time"
"Excellent, the plan is coming along nicely"
I did that while wearing construction gloves.  The cat was upset and ran off instead of giving me the satisfaction of pain-free bellyrubs.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2018, 08:57:07 AM
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Post by: Munch on May 19, 2018, 09:10:07 AM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 19, 2018, 09:22:40 AM
Meh. Now "tiddy bare"...
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Post by: pr126 on May 19, 2018, 10:14:05 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2018, 08:56:44 AM
I did that while wearing construction gloves.  The cat was upset and ran off instead of giving me the satisfaction of pain-free bellyrubs.
Cats don't like their belly tickled. That's why the claws come out.
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Post by: Munch on May 19, 2018, 10:25:13 AM
Quote from: pr126 on May 19, 2018, 10:14:05 AM
Cats don't like their belly tickled. That's why the claws come out.

true, but cats exposing their underbelly to someone is a sign of trust, since its a vulnerable area to them, so they only do it to people they like being around.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 19, 2018, 11:00:36 AM
Quote from: Munch on May 19, 2018, 10:25:13 AM
true, but cats exposing their underbelly to someone is a sign of trust, since its a vulnerable area to them, so they only do it to people they like being around.
My 37 pound tomcat likes having his belly scratched. He's an attention whore.
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Post by: Munch on May 19, 2018, 11:55:35 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 19, 2018, 11:00:36 AM
My 37 pound tomcat likes having his belly scratched. He's an attention whore.

means he loves you if you can get away with a belly rub.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 19, 2018, 11:56:27 AM
Quote from: Munch on May 19, 2018, 11:55:35 AM
means he loves you if you can get away with a belly rub.
Or he's just a lazy tomcat.
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Post by: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 12:44:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 09, 2018, 09:44:25 PM
Trump 2020: At least he's not Hitler!

Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Posobiec.  A fellow Pizzagate alumnus?

You never win by involving Hitler...
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Post by: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 12:47:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2014, 08:42:38 AM


This is why I like rock.

That was utterly fantastic!

But which decade rock? 
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Post by: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 12:49:55 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2014, 11:22:35 AM
They always say "country", but they never say which country.


LOLOLOL!  That's a question you seldom see asked.  Loved it!
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Post by: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 12:56:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2018, 08:57:07 AM


Absolutely retro-awesome!  90s?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2018, 01:09:21 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 12:47:54 PM
That was utterly fantastic!

But which decade rock?
I posted that nearly 4 years ago...
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Post by: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 01:33:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2018, 01:09:21 PM
I posted that nearly 4 years ago...

I realized that right after I posted and hoped no one would notice.   Sorry, I missed the, like, "1-9" pages and didn't realize I was on "1".  I'm usually a bit smarter than that...
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Post by: Baruch on May 19, 2018, 02:01:54 PM
I would be in favor of Hitler in 2020 ... zombies make the best politicians.
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Post by: Munch on May 19, 2018, 02:17:26 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 19, 2018, 02:01:54 PM
I would be in favor of Hitler in 2020 ... zombies make the best politicians.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9l4sUV6uSCo
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2018, 02:54:24 PM
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Post by: trdsf on May 19, 2018, 03:25:44 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 19, 2018, 11:00:36 AM
My 37 pound tomcat likes having his belly scratched. He's an attention whore.
Yeah, my Althea is the same way; fumps over on her side and just begs for bellyrubs.  However, there's a random time limit before she deploys the "OMB I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I HAVE TO CLAW AND GNAW!!" thing.
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Post by: Cavebear on May 19, 2018, 06:03:01 PM
Quote from: trdsf on May 19, 2018, 03:25:44 PM
Yeah, my Althea is the same way; fumps over on her side and just begs for bellyrubs.  However, there's a random time limit before she deploys the "OMB I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I HAVE TO CLAW AND GNAW!!" thing.

Yeah, the back strokes.  Then the elevator butt.  Then the flop fer belly rubs.  And then and bitey.  Nah never happens HERE!

Don't knoe nothin bout THAT!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2018, 11:34:29 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2018, 03:32:04 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on May 21, 2018, 12:06:35 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 21, 2018, 01:11:08 PM
That's how the man in black beat Fezzik, but against a bear? I don't think so.
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Post by: Baruch on May 21, 2018, 07:01:39 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 21, 2018, 01:11:08 PM
That's how the man in black beat Fezzik, but against a bear? I don't think so.

Didn't apply here, the illustration is clearly a man in red ;-)  It is bear in black.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 21, 2018, 07:30:18 PM
Ah, so that's why it wouldn't work.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2018, 09:51:16 PM
My rule of thumb:  if you're in arm's reach of a bear, you're already dead.
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Post by: Munch on May 21, 2018, 09:56:15 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 21, 2018, 09:51:16 PM
My rule of thumb:  if you're in arm's reach of a bear, you're already dead.

or all snuggled and happy.

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Post by: Blackleaf on May 22, 2018, 12:16:12 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 21, 2018, 09:51:16 PM
My rule of thumb:  if you're in arm's reach of a bear, you're already dead.

As soon as a bear decides to kill you, you're only surviving if you're really lucky. You can't outrun them, you can't outclimb them, you can't easily kill them. A grizzly can tank a shotgun blast to the face and keep on coming.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 22, 2018, 12:21:56 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 22, 2018, 12:16:12 AM
As soon as a bear decides to kill you, you're only surviving if you're really lucky. You can't outrun them, you can't outclimb them, you can't easily kill them. A grizzly can tank a shotgun blast to the face and keep on coming.
"Don't try to outrun one of Dominaria's grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and eats you."
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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 24, 2018, 05:48:32 AM


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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 24, 2018, 09:22:37 AM


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Post by: Munch on May 24, 2018, 10:07:52 AM
thats more adorable then funny.
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Post by: Shiranu on May 24, 2018, 11:23:14 PM


Obviously having a Spanish surname doesn't mean you speak Spanish (just like I don't speak Greek)... but still... if I was to say people should be barred by law from speaking Greek, or a Schmidt said people shouldn't speak German, etc. etc. ... they may be justified in some sense of saying that, but it still sounds stupid af.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 24, 2018, 11:33:32 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on May 24, 2018, 11:23:14 PM
How would you enforce something like that?  Monitor what everyone's saying all the time?

And this from people who are supposedly for individual liberties (especially free speech) and small government?
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Post by: Cavebear on May 25, 2018, 12:56:34 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on May 21, 2018, 12:06:35 PM


Cracked up.  Though it IS possibly one of the few reasons to have an AK-47. 

BTW, in 1976 a friend and I canoed 10 miles up a Canadian Lake heading for a primitive campsite and passed a spot called "Bear Island".  My friend wanted to stop and look around.  I said "Are you fucking nuts"?  That's not a name, it's a warning!
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Post by: Baruch on May 25, 2018, 08:57:47 AM
You are being listened too, all the time.  Just speak louder into your Alexa, I can't hear well ;-)

Since I love languages, I have no fear of people speaking a language I don't know.  I consider it to be nice to hear something new.  English accents are a treat too.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 25, 2018, 12:07:50 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on May 24, 2018, 11:23:14 PM


Obviously having a Spanish surname doesn't mean you speak Spanish (just like I don't speak Greek)... but still... if I was to say people should be barred by law from speaking Greek, or a Schmidt said people shouldn't speak German, etc. etc. ... they may be justified in some sense of saying that, but it still sounds stupid af.

Imagine if any other country had this mentality. An American family travels to Paris for vacation, and they're told, "Sorry, guys, but you can't speak your first language here because it makes us feel uncomfortable. You'll have to either stay quiet for the entirety of your vacation or learn to speak Paris."

(Yes, that last word was intentional.)
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Post by: Cavebear on May 25, 2018, 12:31:37 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 25, 2018, 08:57:47 AM
You are being listened too, all the time.  Just speak louder into your Alexa, I can't hear well ;-)

Since I love languages, I have no fear of people speaking a language I don't know.  I consider it to be nice to hear something new.  English accents are a treat too.

I said "That's not a name, it's a warning!"  Can you hear me now?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2018, 12:33:52 PM
THEIR individual liberties, not yours.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 25, 2018, 01:44:50 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2018, 12:33:52 PM
THEIR individual liberties, not yours.
Yeah, just like "freedom of religion" means their religion, not yours.
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Post by: Cavebear on May 25, 2018, 02:17:19 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 25, 2018, 01:44:50 PM
Yeah, just like "freedom of religion" means their religion, not yours.

Well put.  Some people say their rights are theirs as long as you agree with them.  Sort of like "One Election, One Time" in some countries.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2018, 02:31:52 PM
I love it when they say "your rights end where mine begin" when they consider their version of "rights" to be universal and the only ones worth mentioning.
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Post by: Cavebear on May 25, 2018, 02:51:20 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2018, 02:31:52 PM
I love it when they say "your rights end where mine begin" when they consider their version of "rights" to be universal and the only ones worth mentioning.

Well when THEY consider their rights "universal",  and everyone should be grateful for "their revealed truth" , of course. 
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Post by: trdsf on May 25, 2018, 03:37:11 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on May 25, 2018, 02:17:19 PM
Well put.  Some people say their rights are theirs as long as you agree with them.  Sort of like "One Election, One Time" in some countries.
What was that line from Cerebus the Aardvark?  "Vote for me... and you'll never have to worry about elections again."
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 25, 2018, 03:54:50 PM
A guy I know claims that "prophecy" tells us that Chump is expected to be the last US president. I didn't really listen, since he often talks about woo woo silliness. But it does seem that the office of president will be greatly reduced in influence from here on out, if not completely abandoned. But maybe that's just my pessimism showing.
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Post by: Baruch on May 25, 2018, 06:57:59 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2018, 02:31:52 PM
I love it when they say "your rights end where mine begin" when they consider their version of "rights" to be universal and the only ones worth mentioning.

And that is why I consider the Declaration of Independence to be a failure.  And the Preamble to the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights.  Thanks for supporting King George III (which your POV would support).  American colonials, just assholes.
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Post by: Baruch on May 25, 2018, 06:58:41 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 25, 2018, 03:54:50 PM
A guy I know claims that "prophecy" tells us that Chump is expected to be the last US president. I didn't really listen, since he often talks about woo woo silliness. But it does seem that the office of president will be greatly reduced in influence from here on out, if not completely abandoned. But maybe that's just my pessimism showing.

Less influence since 1963 ... or have you been sleeping since then, Rip Van Winkle?
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Post by: Munch on May 25, 2018, 09:21:09 PM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 25, 2018, 10:09:07 PM


The Berenstain Bears: Papa Bear Commits a Hate Crime
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Post by: Baruch on May 25, 2018, 10:23:12 PM
They aren't White, so it is OK.  And Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 26, 2018, 03:34:59 PM
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Post by: trdsf on May 26, 2018, 04:59:46 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 25, 2018, 03:54:50 PM
A guy I know claims that "prophecy" tells us that Chump is expected to be the last US president. I didn't really listen, since he often talks about woo woo silliness. But it does seem that the office of president will be greatly reduced in influence from here on out, if not completely abandoned. But maybe that's just my pessimism showing.
And I think Francis is supposed to be the last pope, there was some "prophecy" about that from the 12th century.

If the Orange Disaster Area is the last anything, he'll probably be the last Republican presidentâ€"for a while, anyway.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 26, 2018, 05:00:27 PM
I sure hope that's the case!
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 26, 2018, 06:16:38 PM
I don't have enough faith in humanity to believe that.
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Post by: Baruch on May 26, 2018, 08:04:51 PM
Quote from: trdsf on May 26, 2018, 04:59:46 PM
And I think Francis is supposed to be the last pope, there was some "prophecy" about that from the 12th century.

If the Orange Disaster Area is the last anything, he'll probably be the last Republican presidentâ€"for a while, anyway.

Fake Presidents since 1963.  Bill Clinton wasn't a Democrat, Dubya wasn't a Republican, Obama wasn't a Democrat either, Trump isn't a Republican.  And Hillary, like Bill, isn't a Democrat.  See, if you can freely redefine labels ... they you can make a word mean anything you want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlIj4Bw4vXg
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Post by: Munch on May 26, 2018, 08:52:35 PM
whys Alice sound so american?
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Post by: Baruch on May 26, 2018, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 26, 2018, 08:52:35 PM
whys Alice sound so american?

Brits own no movie studios?  Poor casting by a British movie studio?  I think Humpty Dumpty is Jonathan Winters.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 26, 2018, 11:05:05 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 27, 2018, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 26, 2018, 09:00:44 PM
I think Humpty Dumpty is Jonathan Winters.
Yeah, it took me a bit to be sure, but I think that's who it was - one of the funniest people that ever lived!
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 29, 2018, 11:22:37 AM
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Post by: Gilgamesh on May 29, 2018, 11:59:25 AM
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Post by: Cavebear on May 29, 2018, 01:01:12 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 25, 2018, 06:57:59 PM
And that is why I consider the Declaration of Independence to be a failure.  And the Preamble to the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights.  Thanks for supporting King George III (which your POV would support).  American colonials, just assholes.

Stop playing the Fool...  Do I have to put you on "ignore" again?
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Post by: Baruch on May 29, 2018, 09:05:20 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on May 29, 2018, 01:01:12 PM
Stop playing the Fool...  Do I have to put you on "ignore" again?

King George III won't be giving you any likes on Facebook.  People totally believe the carp they grow up with ... even people who think they are open minded.  This is a joke section of the forum.
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Post by: Jason78 on May 30, 2018, 04:44:55 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 29, 2018, 09:05:20 PM
King George III won't be giving you any likes on Facebook.  People totally believe the carp they grow up with ... even people who think they are open minded.  This is a joke section of the forum.

You know we're laughing at you, not with you; right?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 30, 2018, 05:47:47 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on May 30, 2018, 04:44:55 PM
You know we're laughing at you, not with you; right?

Thanks for the quote, I would have missed "carp" otherwise.
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Post by: Baruch on May 30, 2018, 07:48:06 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on May 30, 2018, 04:44:55 PM
You know we're laughing at you, not with you; right?

I am not responsible for anyone's consumption of nitrous oxide gas.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 31, 2018, 01:37:48 PM


$10 says this argument is deployed extremely selectively
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 31, 2018, 01:52:18 PM
They forgot the #fuckPharoah tag.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on May 31, 2018, 08:57:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 02, 2018, 01:30:44 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on May 31, 2018, 08:57:59 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1rckt8V5w
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 02, 2018, 09:02:04 PM


@Hakurei Reimu
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Post by: Munch on June 02, 2018, 09:07:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 02, 2018, 09:53:16 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ66wHRhe2U
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Post by: trdsf on June 02, 2018, 11:06:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 02, 2018, 09:53:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ66wHRhe2U
I <3 Londo (and Vir) so much.

Really, if Babylon 5 is about anything, it's about Londo and G'Kar.  No other characters had so much depth and development.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2018, 12:16:21 AM
Quote from: trdsf on June 02, 2018, 11:06:06 PM
I <3 Londo (and Vir) so much.

Really, if Babylon 5 is about anything, it's about Londo and G'Kar.  No other characters had so much depth and development.
Nah, it's all about Zack Allan.  He's the real POV character.  :P
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Post by: Gilgamesh on June 03, 2018, 02:51:45 AM
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Post by: Baruch on June 03, 2018, 08:48:14 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on June 02, 2018, 09:02:04 PM


@Hakurei Reimu

Only if they are hairless in a feminine way ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on June 03, 2018, 08:51:24 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 03, 2018, 02:51:45 AM


Gotta love the pseudo rational materialists ... well if they are made of precious metals and can be valued in some currency.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2018, 02:58:33 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 03, 2018, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 03, 2018, 02:58:33 PM


In the future, yes.  In GB they already have sheep that are 10% human.  These are called future voters ;-(
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 03, 2018, 05:22:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 03, 2018, 02:58:33 PM




     



At least muskrats are natural, as are bobcats and hyenas.
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Post by: Cavebear on June 05, 2018, 07:00:23 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on May 30, 2018, 04:44:55 PM
You know we're laughing at you, not with you; right?

That's a fact, Jack!
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Post by: Baruch on June 05, 2018, 07:28:56 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 05, 2018, 07:00:23 PM
That's a fact, Jack!

Raise your game, and you will get more laughs too.
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Post by: Munch on June 06, 2018, 09:44:40 AM
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Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2018, 01:04:25 PM
Yes, so hard to be a cross-dresser when you are also a zombie!
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Post by: Munch on June 06, 2018, 01:19:50 PM
Quote from: Baruch on June 06, 2018, 01:04:25 PM
Yes, so hard to be a cross-dresser when you are also a zombie!

DP isn't a zombie.

Well, THIS version isn't a zombie.

Trust me, you'd know if it were his zombie self.

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Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2018, 06:18:23 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 06, 2018, 01:19:50 PM
DP isn't a zombie.

Well, THIS version isn't a zombie.

Trust me, you'd know if it were his zombie self.

Most American voters are zombies, but don't dress up as wise cracking anti-crime heroes, or as cross-dressers.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2018, 07:56:50 PM


On one hand, this is kinda funny.  On the other hand, I feel like we're two Spongebob memes away from global thermonuclear war.
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Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2018, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 06, 2018, 07:56:50 PM


On one hand, this is kinda funny.  On the other hand, I feel like we're two Spongebob memes away from global thermonuclear war.

Why are you against the success of the roaches?  Iran isn't Western, Israel is.  It is hard to understand a Shite theocratic government.  It is easy to understand the Israelis, they are mostly predatory atheists.
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Post by: Gilgamesh on June 07, 2018, 02:52:38 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on June 09, 2018, 09:16:07 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 09, 2018, 10:23:00 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 09, 2018, 09:16:07 PM

Oof...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 10, 2018, 05:23:51 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 09, 2018, 09:16:07 PM

Use an automatic and you can get 15 through the check points.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 10, 2018, 10:16:58 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on June 11, 2018, 06:57:34 AM
You've never sat in a wheelbarrow?  You must not own one.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 11, 2018, 01:22:26 PM
That 'barrow looks like it just came from the store and has never been used for anything other than a chair. Needs a few cushions, though,
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Post by: Cavebear on June 11, 2018, 02:36:33 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 11, 2018, 01:22:26 PM
That 'barrow looks like it just came from the store and has never been used for anything other than a chair. Needs a few cushions, though,

I do believe you true, Unbeliever.  Yon Barrow has the look of a gentle unuse, and being unused should remain as such unused as whence it came to be...
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Post by: Gilgamesh on June 13, 2018, 02:19:01 PM


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Post by: Munch on June 13, 2018, 02:33:19 PM
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Post by: Munch on June 13, 2018, 05:45:31 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 13, 2018, 06:00:22 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on June 13, 2018, 10:44:04 PM
@Munch @Gawdzilla Sama
I get the feeling that your pictures are related.

Nah. Must be getting late...
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Post by: Munch on June 14, 2018, 06:30:17 PM
I like the look of the new Mary Poppins remake.

[spoiler][/spoiler]
PNSFW (Probably not safe for work)
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Post by: Munch on June 15, 2018, 08:23:09 PM

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Post by: trdsf on June 16, 2018, 08:56:19 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 14, 2018, 06:30:17 PM
I like the look of the new Mary Poppins remake.

[spoiler][/spoiler]
PNSFW (Probably not safe for work)
That's not so much a Mary Poppins as it is a Merry Pop-out...
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Post by: Gilgamesh on June 17, 2018, 11:43:36 PM
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Post by: Munch on June 22, 2018, 09:33:46 PM




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Post by: Blackleaf on June 22, 2018, 11:33:08 PM
So these parents would rather The Hulk become a cross dresser than see his moobs? Somehow I suspect giving in to that bizarre demand would only piss everyone off.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on June 23, 2018, 12:10:17 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 22, 2018, 11:33:08 PM
So these parents would rather The Hulk become a cross dresser than see his moobs? Somehow I suspect giving in to that bizarre demand would only piss everyone off.

7 billion people, 7 billion different random psychotic ideations.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 23, 2018, 02:28:56 AM




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Post by: Munch on June 23, 2018, 05:34:03 AM

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Post by: Unbeliever on June 23, 2018, 01:19:06 PM
Quote from: Baruch on June 23, 2018, 12:10:17 AM
7 billion people, 7 billion different random psychotic ideations.

Well put, sir! :-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 23, 2018, 11:59:21 PM


It's difficult to party with someone who hasn't spent much time in the world yet.
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Post by: Emancipated on June 24, 2018, 08:25:40 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on June 10, 2018, 10:16:58 PM

How am I just finding out about this now? A life waisted.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 24, 2018, 11:11:17 AM
Quote from: Emancipated on June 24, 2018, 08:25:40 AM
How am I just finding out about this now? A life waisted.
About 40" , looks like.
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Post by: Cavebear on June 25, 2018, 07:33:03 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 22, 2018, 11:33:08 PM
So these parents would rather The Hulk become a cross dresser than see his moobs? Somehow I suspect giving in to that bizarre demand would only piss everyone off.

I actually searched for Hulk Man-boobs and couldn't find any references.
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Post by: Munch on June 25, 2018, 07:42:53 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 25, 2018, 07:33:03 AM
I actually searched for Hulk Man-boobs and couldn't find any references.

*googles hulk boobs*

Results:

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Post by: Cavebear on June 25, 2018, 08:06:45 AM
Tarzan loves odd Jane bulges, wants to touch.


Tarzan doesn't know the half of it...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on June 25, 2018, 12:10:07 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 25, 2018, 08:06:45 AM
Tarzan loves odd Jane bulges, wants to touch.


Tarzan doesn't know the half of it...

Poor Tarzan grew up with nothing but monkey boobs around him.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 25, 2018, 01:19:17 PM
And he never did manage to learn fractions - that's why he doesn't know the half of it...
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Post by: pr126 on June 25, 2018, 02:14:15 PM
Segregation: Then and Now

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Post by: Blackleaf on June 25, 2018, 03:39:12 PM
Quote from: pr126 on June 25, 2018, 02:14:15 PM
Segregation: Then and Now



Yeah... When was the last time you were denied service for being Conservative?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 25, 2018, 04:12:42 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 25, 2018, 03:39:12 PM
Yeah... When was the past time you were denied service for being Conservative?
People's Republic is all about butt hurt.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on June 25, 2018, 09:28:04 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 25, 2018, 04:12:42 PM
People's Republic is all about butt hurt.

Political science is related to proctology?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 25, 2018, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: pr126 on June 25, 2018, 02:14:15 PM
Segregation: Then and Now


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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 26, 2018, 10:39:45 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: pr126 on June 26, 2018, 10:50:35 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 25, 2018, 03:39:12 PM
Yeah... When was the last time you were denied service for being Conservative?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNj4KlCyL7c&t=566s
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Post by: pr126 on June 26, 2018, 10:54:21 AM


QuoteDonald Trump Jr.
âœ"
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Throwing Sarah Sanders' family out wasn't enough, the owner then stalked her to harass her at another spot!  Does anyone reasonably believe other Democrats won't escalate this further to actual violence? After hearing Waters and Booker one would have to wonder if they even care?

Jim Hoft
âœ"
@gatewaypundit
Red Hen Restaurant Owner Stalked Sarah Sanders - FOLLOWED HER to Next Restaurant to Continue Harassment! https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/06/red-hen-restaurant-owner-stalked-sarah-sanders-followed-her-to-next-restaurant-to-continue-harassment/ … via @gatewaypundit

7:28 PM - Jun 25, 2018
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 26, 2018, 11:08:42 AM
Quote from: pr126 on June 25, 2018, 02:14:15 PM
Segregation: Then and Now



Where I come from, law enforcement gets discounts when they go to restaurants and uniformed military personnel get to board first on commercial flights and are often applauded by fellow passengers. Clergy usually don't pay rent and evangelicals work without paying income tax. Republicans control the executive and legislative branches of the federal government and 33 of 50 state governments. Trump supporters and MAGA hat wearers have their president in office and he is tripling the number of ICE agents. Conservative FoxNews is the most watched of the mainstream media outlets and conservative news dominates alternative media on radio and YouTube.

I live in America.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 26, 2018, 11:10:55 AM
You don't think People's Republic thought about all that before posting a nonsensical meme, do you?
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Post by: Baruch on June 26, 2018, 01:10:50 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on June 26, 2018, 11:08:42 AM
Where I come from, law enforcement gets discounts when they go to restaurants and uniformed military personnel get to board first on commercial flights and are often applauded by fellow passengers. Clergy usually don't pay rent and evangelicals work without paying income tax. Republicans control the executive and legislative branches of the federal government and 33 of 50 state governments. Trump supporters and MAGA hat wearers have their president in office and he is tripling the number of ICE agents. Conservative FoxNews is the most watched of the mainstream media outlets and conservative news dominates alternative media on radio and YouTube.

I live in America.



Some of those things are OK, if unfortunate at best.  There are 17 other state governments to be defenestrated of the communist sympathizers ;-)

But yes, it is easy for people here to understand what it is like to be Black in the US, because we don't fit in, we aren't Joe Average.

I think using MSM in general, and Fox News in particular ... is bait and switch.  Youtube channels and Twitter rule, not legacy media ... you are dating yourself.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 26, 2018, 04:04:31 PM
Pooptube as a news source, now there's a chuckle.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on June 26, 2018, 08:06:00 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 26, 2018, 04:04:31 PM
Pooptube as a news source, now there's a chuckle.

Keep reading your Pravda on the Potomac and the Tass on the Hudson.  I am sure you would love to go back to the 60s (and we are) only with just three TV stations, all controlled by Catholic censors.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2018, 01:09:49 AM


NANI??
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Post by: Munch on June 27, 2018, 04:46:14 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 27, 2018, 01:09:49 AM


NANI??

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Post by: Cavebear on June 28, 2018, 05:09:28 AM
Quote from: pr126 on June 25, 2018, 02:14:15 PM
Segregation: Then and Now



I end up in a lot of public places.  And I suspect that most times. I can't tell who is on your list.  And I don't actually care most of the time.  You are overly concerned.  Liberals are perfectly happy to bowl with conservatives, buy stuff in stores from them, have their cars repaired by them, etc.  And the same from liberals. 
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Post by: pr126 on June 28, 2018, 01:42:29 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2018, 02:41:28 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 28, 2018, 05:09:28 AM
I end up in a lot of public places.  And I suspect that most times. I can't tell who is on your list.  And I don't actually care most of the time.  You are overly concerned.  Liberals are perfectly happy to bowl with conservatives, buy stuff in stores from them, have their cars repaired by them, etc.  And the same from liberals. 
People's Republic is just a bigot.
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Post by: Cavebear on June 28, 2018, 09:50:42 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2018, 02:41:28 PM
People's Republic is just a bigot.

Is THAT what PR stands for?  I can be easily confused about stuff like that.
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Post by: Baruch on June 29, 2018, 02:20:45 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 28, 2018, 09:50:42 PM
Is THAT what PR stands for?  I can be easily confused about stuff like that.

If so, it is ironic.  He is anti-communist.  As I am.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 29, 2018, 09:05:48 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 28, 2018, 09:50:42 PM
Is THAT what PR stands for?  I can be easily confused about stuff like that.
Yep, he's a Communist.
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Post by: Munch on June 30, 2018, 09:04:46 AM
Usually these 'inspirational life' messages on tumblr are cringeworthy.






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Post by: Hydra009 on June 30, 2018, 09:29:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 30, 2018, 10:47:24 AM




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Post by: Blackleaf on June 30, 2018, 11:05:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 30, 2018, 09:29:56 AM


Oh, please. I'll take 3D boobs over 2D ones any day. lol
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Post by: Munch on June 30, 2018, 12:23:11 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 30, 2018, 11:05:19 AM
Oh, please. I'll take 3D boobs over 2D ones any day. lol


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Post by: Baruch on June 30, 2018, 12:28:36 PM
Laura Croft was angular, back in the day ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on June 30, 2018, 12:41:26 PM
Quote from: Baruch on June 30, 2018, 12:28:36 PM
Laura Croft was angular, back in the day ;-)

you could do math with her.

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 30, 2018, 09:58:33 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 30, 2018, 11:05:19 AM
Oh, please. I'll take 3D boobs over 2D ones any day. lol
Don't take it at face value, it's not a serious meme.  It's a joke along the lines of deus vult or hitler did nothing wrong.  Sure, some people might really believe it, but they're nutcases.  It's actually a running commentary on the influence of anime on real life.

A legitimate news station took some airtime to basically fearmonger about an anime cutesy/horror visual novel.  Some jokester photoshopped it so that instead, they're declaring the superiority of anime girls over real women, which is absurd.  The absurdity is the joke.

And now that joke has been murdered by over-explanation.
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Post by: Munch on June 30, 2018, 10:09:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 30, 2018, 09:58:33 PM



And now that joke has been murdered by over-explanation.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQovwFVEC5k
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Jason78 on July 01, 2018, 02:58:55 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 30, 2018, 09:58:33 PM
Don't take it at face value, it's not a serious meme.  It's a joke along the lines of deus vult or hitler did nothing wrong.  Sure, some people might really believe it, but they're nutcases.  It's actually a running commentary on the influence of anime on real life.

A legitimate news station took some airtime to basically fearmonger about an anime cutesy/horror visual novel.  Some jokester photoshopped it so that instead, they're declaring the superiority of anime girls over real women, which is absurd.  The absurdity is the joke.

And now that joke has been murdered by over-explanation.

Obviously boobies are serious business. 
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 01, 2018, 10:58:29 AM
Quote from: Jason78 on July 01, 2018, 02:58:55 AM
Obviously boobies are serious business.

I feel qualified to indeed verify that is obvious.
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Post by: aitm on July 01, 2018, 12:32:55 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on July 01, 2018, 02:58:55 AM
Obviously boobies are serious business. 

I sincerely would like to be able to examine more of the topic first hand, but seem to get resistance from the female........odd that.
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Post by: Baruch on July 01, 2018, 12:55:38 PM
Quote from: aitm on July 01, 2018, 12:32:55 PM
I sincerely would like to be able to examine more of the topic first hand, but seem to get resistance from the female........odd that.

You can always take hormones and self examine ... breast cancer y'know.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 01, 2018, 05:57:57 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on July 01, 2018, 02:58:55 AM
Obviously boobies are serious business. 
I always thought that's why TV was called the boob tube, cause the more the boobs the better the business.
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Post by: Munch on July 01, 2018, 06:55:37 PM


they work as flotation devices on the sides of boats.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2018, 07:43:59 PM


High elf
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Post by: Munch on July 01, 2018, 07:56:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2018, 11:56:57 PM


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Post by: Cavebear on July 02, 2018, 01:21:21 AM
Quote from: Munch on June 30, 2018, 09:04:46 AM
Usually these 'inspirational life' messages on tumblr are cringeworthy.








THAT was GOOD!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 02, 2018, 09:33:12 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on July 03, 2018, 02:06:15 PM
There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers - but that question is the exception that proves the rule!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 03, 2018, 02:15:09 PM
I used to transmit 1200 psi superheated steam wirelessly. We used big ass pipes.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on July 05, 2018, 01:45:35 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 05, 2018, 02:00:41 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 05, 2018, 01:45:35 PM

Dobie and Maynard looking for Thalia. (You be good, you get that. (Or you Google, you cheatin' bastid.))
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 05, 2018, 04:16:23 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 05, 2018, 04:29:48 PM
It wasn't just an Apple, it was the latest Ipod!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on July 05, 2018, 05:03:25 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 05, 2018, 04:29:48 PM
It wasn't just an Apple, it was the latest Ipod!

She ate her iPod? No wonder the human race became damned
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 05, 2018, 05:58:04 PM
Quote from: Munch on July 05, 2018, 05:03:25 PM
She ate her iPod? No wonder the human race became damned
I read of a woman who ran into a burning house to save her Ipod. Didn't work out for her.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: GSOgymrat on July 05, 2018, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 05, 2018, 04:29:48 PM
It wasn't just an Apple, it was the latest Ipod!

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2018, 11:06:06 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 05, 2018, 01:45:35 PM

Sneak 100
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 06, 2018, 09:25:06 AM


I knew it!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on July 06, 2018, 03:49:44 PM
if the chem trails make straight people gay, what effect would it have on already gay people. Do we become super gay?

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Post by: Unbeliever on July 06, 2018, 04:25:45 PM
Yeah, it would turn the Ambiguously Gay Duo into the Absolutely Gay Duo!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 06, 2018, 06:15:09 PM


Not my proudest moment. I admit it.

But I feel this has a place here.

FUCK YEAH; SEMI FINALS!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 06, 2018, 11:37:11 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2018, 02:09:14 PM
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Post by: Munch on July 07, 2018, 02:23:38 PM
FU Arisa, we're in a heatwave, stop class shaming those who can't afford AC!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: trdsf on July 07, 2018, 06:03:21 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on July 06, 2018, 06:15:09 PM


Not my proudest moment. I admit it.

But I feel this has a place here.

FUCK YEAH; SEMI FINALS!
There was an article on BBC News that the refs might have been desensitized to potential penalties because of Neymar's overtheatrics; even some of the BBC commentators on the live feed thought there were a couple penalties that should have been called that weren't because the refs just assumed Brazil's players were overacting.

Meanwhile, FUCK YEAH; SEMI FINALS! for England!  By golly, I'm having a great World Cup even without Team USA being in it.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 07, 2018, 06:48:26 PM
Quote from: trdsf on July 07, 2018, 06:03:21 PM
There was an article on BBC News that the refs might have been desensitized to potential penalties because of Neymar's overtheatrics; even some of the BBC commentators on the live feed thought there were a couple penalties that should have been called that weren't because the refs just assumed Brazil's players were overacting.

Meanwhile, FUCK YEAH; SEMI FINALS! for England!  By golly, I'm having a great World Cup even without Team USA being in it.

I'll agree to the point that there was one call in which a penalty could have been issued. Which was Kompany's intervention.
That being said:
I don't believe in karma, along with gods. But I will enjoy it when it's presented to me on a silver platter though.
Neymar being the boy who cried 'Penalty' had this coming.
Imho.

Oh, and good on england!
I really hope we meet them in the finals.
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Post by: Munch on July 07, 2018, 08:40:54 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2018, 09:11:47 PM
Quote from: Munch on July 07, 2018, 08:40:54 PM
The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
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Post by: pr126 on July 09, 2018, 05:19:05 AM


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Post by: Shiranu on July 09, 2018, 05:29:51 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on July 06, 2018, 06:15:09 PM


Not my proudest moment. I admit it.

But I feel this has a place here.

FUCK YEAH; SEMI FINALS!

Dead af
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Post by: Cavebear on July 09, 2018, 09:15:28 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 05, 2018, 05:58:04 PM
I read of a woman who ran into a burning house to save her Ipod. Didn't work out for her.

Actually glad to hear that.  Evolution In Action...  I  never get too upset when when really stupid people remove themselves from the gene pool.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 09, 2018, 05:05:41 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on July 09, 2018, 09:15:28 AM
Actually glad to hear that.  Evolution In Action...  I  never get too upset when when really stupid people remove themselves from the gene pool.
I told a cousin that it was a bad idea to provoke a nest of yellow jackets just to see him do it.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 09, 2018, 05:11:29 PM
How'd it turn out? Was it a bad idea? Was it as much fun to watch as you thought it'd be?






;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 09, 2018, 05:18:52 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 09, 2018, 05:11:29 PM
How'd it turn out? Was it a bad idea? Was it as much fun to watch as you thought it'd be?
I actually got away with it. He was too embarassed to say I'd provoked  him so he wound catching hell for doing it in the first place, and more hell for getting stung about twenty times. (He jumped in a pond before getting too much damage.)

And yeah, it was great fun, I did something like that to him every summer. He never did learn.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 09, 2018, 05:20:01 PM
We should all have a cousin like that! :-D
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 09, 2018, 07:50:32 PM


Well, I'm convinced.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 09, 2018, 09:48:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 09, 2018, 07:50:32 PM


Well, I'm convinced.

The most incredible aspect of that story is the guy is a human PET scanner.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 09, 2018, 09:56:02 PM


Boast or protest?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 10, 2018, 08:18:45 PM
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Post by: trdsf on July 11, 2018, 12:54:55 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 09, 2018, 05:29:51 AM
Dead af
My condolences.  At least it wasn't a blowout.
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Post by: Munch on July 11, 2018, 03:18:03 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on July 09, 2018, 09:56:02 PM


Boast or protest?

Now there's a man I admire
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2018, 09:30:18 AM
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Post by: Baruch on July 11, 2018, 12:55:52 PM
Usually a cat wields the knife against the snake ...

https://cuddlywumps.blogspot.com/2014/09/the-egyptian-god-who-became-cat-to-kill.html
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 11, 2018, 03:02:49 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 11, 2018, 03:05:52 PM
Glad I'm not a Muslim, then, I'd have to risk my life by playing chess - but it'd be worth it!
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Post by: Baruch on July 11, 2018, 07:55:57 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 11, 2018, 03:05:52 PM
Glad I'm not a Muslim, then, I'd have to risk my life by playing chess - but it'd be worth it!

Just don't play with King Canute!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2018, 12:36:39 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 11, 2018, 03:02:49 PM

Actually... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_chess#Arab_world)  /sir buzz killington
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Post by: Munch on July 12, 2018, 05:43:09 AM
Surprised their hasn't been more cries of anguish at the rules of chess, since white always goes first
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Post by: pr126 on July 12, 2018, 05:50:38 AM
Chess needs critical thinking.
That is not allowed in Islam.

http://www.inter-islam.org/Prohibitions/Chess.html
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Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2018, 07:01:19 AM
Quote from: Munch on July 12, 2018, 05:43:09 AM
Surprised their hasn't been more cries of anguish at the rules of chess, since white always goes first

In Asia, white is bad and black is good ... you wear white to funerals and black to weddings.  So racist both ways!

But really, use a set that uses wood or onyx figures ... then you are multicultural ;-)
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Post by: trdsf on July 12, 2018, 10:12:10 AM
Well, fuck.  World Cup's over for another four years.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2018, 10:47:43 AM
Quote from: trdsf on July 12, 2018, 10:12:10 AM
Well, fuck.  World Cup's over for another four years.
Which world won?
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Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2018, 12:35:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2018, 10:47:43 AM
Which world won?

Did any on the players get hit in the "cup"?
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Post by: trdsf on July 12, 2018, 01:22:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2018, 10:47:43 AM
Which world won?
Not mine.  I don't have a horse in this race anymore.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2018, 01:51:57 PM
SHOCKING DISCOVERY LIEBERALS DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!



Abstinence-only sex ed works 60% of the time every time, but you have to stick to the script!
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 12, 2018, 02:21:14 PM
Eric: "I'm going to go home now and masturbate to internet porn, Samantha. No chance of STDs, rejection or stilted conversations."

Samantha: "Me too!"


THE NEW #METOO MOVEMENT.
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Post by: aitm on July 12, 2018, 08:59:15 PM
Thank you too Samantha...er.....by the way... is your slutty sister still up?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2018, 01:13:16 AM
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Post by: Baruch on July 14, 2018, 07:21:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e7-7wL3sUc

My ex is 1/2 Italian ... I love their product ...
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 14, 2018, 08:05:27 PM
This one's for @Munch

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Post by: Munch on July 14, 2018, 09:30:39 PM
He's gonna get a terrible rug burn that way.
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Post by: Munch on July 15, 2018, 09:07:07 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on July 15, 2018, 02:51:31 PM
if saga owned disney.



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Post by: Baruch on July 15, 2018, 04:46:59 PM
Mickey's big ears ... early privacy violations by the Deep State ;-)
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Post by: Munch on July 15, 2018, 06:16:39 PM


the pink pigeons a sassy bitch. "Gurl I kno' U arn't photoshoppin me!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2018, 11:23:06 PM


This is why people famous people shouldn't be on twitter.  When you say some dumb crap - and you will - the internet remembers forever.
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Post by: Baruch on July 15, 2018, 11:27:34 PM
Mostly soy-boys are upset, because it was revealed that Elon is a huge R-Pac contributor.  Go figure, I thought he was a Marxist ;-)
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on July 16, 2018, 10:57:00 PM
I've known for years that Elon was as disconnected from reality. Knowing that he's an R-Pac contributor is not really a surprise to me. Big businessmen tend not to be Marxist.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on July 17, 2018, 03:12:08 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2018, 03:20:47 PM
Poor guy! Needs a prosthetic wang.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 17, 2018, 03:27:32 PM
He'll probably wang chung tonight!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2018, 11:02:34 PM


This kinda defeats the purpose of becoming a chef, imo
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Post by: Baruch on July 18, 2018, 06:42:15 AM
If you see a spotted dick, call the health department ;-)
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Post by: trdsf on July 18, 2018, 07:22:15 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 17, 2018, 11:02:34 PM


This kinda defeats the purpose of becoming a chef, imo
I'll never look at an uncut sushi roll the same way again.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 18, 2018, 12:20:35 PM
Hasidic sushi, now there's an unfilled niche market.
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Post by: Baruch on July 18, 2018, 01:10:59 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 18, 2018, 12:20:35 PM
Hasidic sushi, now there's an unfilled niche market.

Kosher for Bris only ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2018, 10:55:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2018, 10:59:40 PM
Me watching my coworker trying to fix a problem:



So close...
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Post by: Munch on July 20, 2018, 04:00:58 AM
Actually I think the apes showing more understanding of basic tools then some human beings do.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 20, 2018, 06:06:13 AM
Quote from: Munch on July 20, 2018, 04:00:58 AM
Actually I think the apes showing more understanding of basic tools then some human beings do.
Certainly more than the young bucks that had to be lead down to the enginerooms where I worked.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on July 21, 2018, 09:06:15 AM
Well, actually, they seem to pound nails about as well as Martha Stewart does...
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Post by: Munch on July 21, 2018, 12:58:57 PM


first look at the second half to IT, pennywise tries a new tactic
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Post by: Cavebear on July 21, 2018, 01:12:43 PM
Quote from: Munch on July 21, 2018, 12:58:57 PM


first look at the second half to IT, pennywise tries a new tactic

Oh WOW!  I had to look at that several times before I realized it was a floating slice of pizza!

Now I really want a slice of pizza!  2 actually.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2018, 06:44:31 PM
Quote from: Munch on July 21, 2018, 12:58:57 PM


first look at the second half to IT, pennywise tries a new tactic
It's all fun and games until a perfectly good pizza slice touches the ground and is ruined forever.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2018, 06:45:09 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 21, 2018, 07:03:21 PM
So, that's why they use dog years, huh? :-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on July 22, 2018, 08:47:01 AM
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Post by: Baruch on July 22, 2018, 09:31:54 AM
Too bad that boy lost his head over that toy ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 23, 2018, 11:30:49 AM


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Post by: Unbeliever on July 23, 2018, 01:50:55 PM
I guess the Roman empire didn't really fall, it just transformed into the Roman Catholic Church. It transferred its authority from the secular state to the theistic state, and did quite well in the process.

As Pope Leo X is claimed to have said, "It has served us well, this myth of Christ."
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 23, 2018, 10:12:50 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 23, 2018, 01:50:55 PM
I guess the Roman empire didn't really fall, it just transformed into the Roman Catholic Church. It transferred its authority from the secular state to the theistic state, and did quite well in the process.

As Pope Leo X is claimed to have said, "It has served us well, this myth of Christ."

The Western Roman Empire continued with mock-paganism, as did the Eastern Roman Empire.  Both violated the rule against graven images, but then you can't expect much from Gentiles.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2018, 09:16:44 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2018, 10:29:31 AM



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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 25, 2018, 04:13:26 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on July 25, 2018, 04:24:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 21, 2018, 06:45:09 PM


Oh I totally cracked up when I saw the 6 pack of beer and made the connection to 21!!!

Hey, in my day it was 18. 
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Post by: Munch on July 25, 2018, 07:29:17 PM
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Post by: Baruch on July 25, 2018, 09:32:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz0IT4Uk2xQ

Inspector Clouseau ... what he said made physical.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 26, 2018, 12:55:11 AM


I am literally triggered right now.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on July 26, 2018, 10:43:34 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 26, 2018, 12:55:11 AM
I am literally triggered right now.
I know, right? Hamlet doesn't even begin with the "2B∨¬2B" speech!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: trdsf on July 26, 2018, 01:05:34 PM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on July 26, 2018, 10:43:34 AM
I know, right? Hamlet doesn't even begin with the "2B∨¬2B" speech!
You know, the only place I got stuck here was wondering why it wasn't abbreviated 2BR02B (https://www.gutenberg.org/files/21279/21279-h/21279-h.htm)...
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 26, 2018, 01:06:12 PM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on July 26, 2018, 10:43:34 AM
I know, right? Hamlet doesn't even begin with the "2B∨¬2B" speech!

Doesn't it start with some weird naked guy holding baby Hamlet over a sharp cliff while some androgynous voice sings about how nature works?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 26, 2018, 01:34:27 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 26, 2018, 01:06:12 PM
Doesn't it start with some weird naked guy holding baby Hamlet Simba over a sharp cliff while some androgynous voice sings about how nature works?

Fify
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 27, 2018, 06:55:39 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 26, 2018, 01:06:12 PM
Doesn't it start with some weird naked guy holding baby Hamlet over a sharp cliff while some androgynous voice sings about how nature works?

Guards on battlement, with Horatio, see what they think is the ghost of the recently deceased king.  Horatio goes off to tell Hamlet about this.

Sorry, can you atheists not bring in the "naturalism" fallacy into everything?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 27, 2018, 10:41:13 AM

Umm...no thanks.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2018, 01:30:46 AM
Cartoons in the 80s/90s:



Concussion knives, healing grenades, and flamethrowers that only cause a rout and never actually burn anyone.
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Post by: Shiranu on July 28, 2018, 07:32:11 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 28, 2018, 07:33:15 PM
Now that's a man after my own heart!
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Post by: aitm on July 29, 2018, 09:16:23 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 28, 2018, 07:32:11 PM


meh, no room to wander about...no room for da beer cooler...no room for da grill. I prefer my pontoon. Gives all the puppies lots of room to jump from side to side and once even over the railing.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 29, 2018, 10:08:56 AM
That's not his only means of transport, it's how he gets about when he's in interesting places.
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Post by: Munch on July 30, 2018, 07:42:25 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 30, 2018, 10:30:49 AM
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Post by: Baruch on July 30, 2018, 12:54:37 PM
As a sadist, if someone asks me to beat them, I will say No!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on July 30, 2018, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Munch on July 30, 2018, 07:42:25 AM


WTF is going on here?
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 30, 2018, 01:47:30 PM
Yeah, that could easily have been posted in Random Internet Stuff! Looks pretty weird!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on July 30, 2018, 03:04:59 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 30, 2018, 01:47:30 PM
Yeah, that could easily have been posted in Random Internet Stuff! Looks pretty weird!

well it made me laugh, and gifs seem to fit here as much as regular pictures
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 30, 2018, 03:14:30 PM
Sure, it works for me!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on July 30, 2018, 04:18:39 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 30, 2018, 01:38:11 PM
WTF is going on here?

I think this is what happened when Disney brought the rights to the fantastic 4

The scary part, imagining Mickey coming in your window at night with stretching powers
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 30, 2018, 04:58:18 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 30, 2018, 01:38:11 PM
WTF is going on here?
They took a bit of footage and added effects.
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Post by: Baruch on July 30, 2018, 07:03:14 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 30, 2018, 04:58:18 PM
They took a bit of footage and added effects.

Why not be a spoiler ;-(  I thought Minnie Mouse had gone bad-ass!
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 31, 2018, 07:36:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2018, 12:17:43 AM
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Post by: pr126 on August 02, 2018, 08:51:51 AM


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Post by: Baruch on August 02, 2018, 01:16:14 PM
NYC wants to restrict soft drink sizes so they are only big enough to fill that hypodermic ;-)  They want to make war on diabetes, but not on schmaltz, the main reason why people in NYC get heart disease.  Who nu?
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Post by: pr126 on August 02, 2018, 01:43:38 PM
schmaltz? Chicken fat. Good for matzo-balls. 
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on August 02, 2018, 08:27:18 PM
Quote from: pr126 on August 02, 2018, 01:43:38 PM
schmaltz? Chicken fat. Good for matzo-balls.

Not good for the arteries.  Do matzo-balls have arteries?
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Post by: Munch on August 02, 2018, 09:08:14 PM
Quote from: pr126 on August 02, 2018, 08:51:51 AM



seeing old injection pens brings back bad memories. I can't find an image of it, but back in the late 1980s they released a 'gun' or launcher for syringes to loaded into the device, aimed it on a soft part of the skin like arm or leg or stomach, and BANG! it shot the insulin in like a bullet.
every injection area was covered in sores and lumps from the impact of this thing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2018, 09:27:04 PM


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Post by: Munch on August 02, 2018, 09:29:16 PM
bloody aliens, coming here, taking our jobs.
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Post by: Baruch on August 03, 2018, 04:38:56 AM
Why I call people here, monkeys ...

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-12-15

Munch - you get to wear brightly colored spandex on the job?  Cool.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2018, 10:29:06 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 03, 2018, 10:44:52 AM
Quote from: Baruch on August 03, 2018, 04:38:56 AM
Why I call people here, monkeys ...

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-12-15

Munch - you get to wear brightly colored spandex on the job?  Cool.

I always had a hunch he was a professional wrestler.
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Post by: Munch on August 03, 2018, 04:59:24 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 03, 2018, 10:29:06 AM


you made me happier with one image then all the actual ones ever posted on tumblr.
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Post by: Munch on August 03, 2018, 05:08:00 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on August 03, 2018, 10:44:52 AM
I always had a hunch he was a professional wrestler.

according to wrestling name generator, my wrestling name is.. Fusion Freak.

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Post by: Baruch on August 03, 2018, 08:04:40 PM
I didn't realize you were a person of color.  Can't decide which color you are?  Green or Black?

Based on what I am seeing, I would name you Buff Silhouette.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2018, 06:36:56 PM


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Post by: pr126 on August 05, 2018, 05:53:28 AM
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Post by: Baruch on August 05, 2018, 10:53:04 AM
Understanding what animal life exists in the political jungle ...

http://leftycartoons.com/2010/06/29/the-24-types-of-libertarian/

More by the same artist, look at The Two Party System in archives.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2018, 07:07:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2018, 11:21:26 PM


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Post by: Munch on August 07, 2018, 03:37:32 AM
I copy paste the entire lyrics to the song Kyle's moms a bitch on trade chat, but replaced kyles mom with sylvanas.

I'm horde btw
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 07, 2018, 09:16:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2018, 12:11:27 AM
Goth

Expectation:



Reality:

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2018, 01:40:59 AM


Damn you government, and your monopoly on access to the totality of human knowledge!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on August 08, 2018, 07:00:42 AM
Access to totality of government propaganda and useful idiots (puts up hand).  I love Big Brother.  I love Big Mac even more!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on August 08, 2018, 07:55:56 AM
Word of advice, never do an image search on Bing while at a Starbucks. Never brought the tablet against my chest faster...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 08, 2018, 08:04:11 AM
Quote from: Munch on August 08, 2018, 07:55:56 AM
Word of advice, never do an image search on Bing while at a Starbucks. Never brought the tablet against my chest faster...
Do you get free lattes for posting images of your chest?
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Post by: Baruch on August 08, 2018, 12:51:27 PM
Quote from: Munch on August 08, 2018, 07:55:56 AM
Word of advice, never do an image search on Bing while at a Starbucks. Never brought the tablet against my chest faster...

That good huh?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2018, 01:05:14 PM
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Post by: trdsf on August 08, 2018, 01:16:29 PM
Quote from: Munch on August 08, 2018, 07:55:56 AM
Word of advice, never do an image search on Bing while at a Starbucks. Never brought the tablet against my chest faster...
On my tablet, searches are always filtered strictly just to avoid such an emergency.  On my desktop at home, anything goes.

Heh, I am reminded of a co-worker I once had whose wife could be fairly described as being maybe a little too innocent and pure-minded.  She went online for a recipe for cherry pie (this would've been '99, '00, thereabouts so it was on Altavista, or pre-SafeSearch Google).

She was not ready for the search results when she entered only 'cherry pie'...
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Post by: Munch on August 08, 2018, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: trdsf on August 08, 2018, 01:16:29 PM
On my tablet, searches are always filtered strictly just to avoid such an emergency.  On my desktop at home, anything goes.

Heh, I am reminded of a co-worker I once had whose wife could be fairly described as being maybe a little too innocent and pure-minded.  She went online for a recipe for cherry pie (this would've been '99, '00, thereabouts so it was on Altavista, or pre-SafeSearch Google).

She was not ready for the search results when she entered only 'cherry pie'...

Just as well she didn't do cream pie
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Post by: Baruch on August 08, 2018, 08:03:52 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 08, 2018, 01:05:14 PM


Alex Jones is controlled opposition.  Like Aleister Crowley once was.  They are using the ban to increase his cred.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2018, 10:05:24 PM
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Post by: Baruch on August 10, 2018, 03:51:32 AM
No communication without shared culture.  The antidote to communication?  Multiculturalism.  Divide and conquer.
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Post by: pr126 on August 10, 2018, 11:27:13 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 10, 2018, 12:05:21 PM
Just like the SJWs. You go, girl!
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Post by: pr126 on August 10, 2018, 12:23:27 PM






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Post by: Baruch on August 10, 2018, 12:46:16 PM
The Democrat economic plan ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW9wRNqQ_P8
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 10, 2018, 01:08:15 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 09, 2018, 10:05:24 PM

Is that a Star Trek reference?




[edit]
Ah, yes, now I see the Star Fleet emblem on Pooh's tunic!
[/edit]
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Post by: Baruch on August 10, 2018, 05:39:27 PM
Proof that you don't know pop culture ... so you were trapped in a coal mine the last 20 years?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 10, 2018, 06:20:53 PM
I don't need a talking hat to know into which house I would be sorted.





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Post by: Hydra009 on August 11, 2018, 09:39:07 PM
And Remus Lupin.  I mean the name itself is a dead giveaway.  It's like finding out that Count Alucard is a vampire.
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Post by: Cavebear on August 12, 2018, 09:16:41 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 09, 2018, 10:05:24 PM


Darmok and Jalad on the ocean together...

That a wonderful combination of 2 wonderful stories...
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Post by: Cavebear on August 12, 2018, 09:18:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 09, 2018, 10:05:24 PM


I can't escape this amazing image...  Thank you.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 12, 2018, 05:49:46 PM
Why isn't Pooh wearing pants? Is that cartoon porn?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 12, 2018, 05:58:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 12, 2018, 05:49:46 PM
Why isn't Pooh wearing pants? Is that cartoon porn?

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Post by: Unbeliever on August 12, 2018, 06:36:34 PM
Well, that might depend on which man is wearing the t-shirt!
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Post by: Munch on August 12, 2018, 06:42:10 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on August 12, 2018, 05:58:56 PM


PFFFFF, UH UUUUH.



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Post by: Shiranu on August 13, 2018, 11:28:01 PM
Quote from: pr126 on August 10, 2018, 12:23:27 PM








If you cant beat em, join em.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmha5bKBmLY
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2018, 12:59:13 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on August 14, 2018, 01:12:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 14, 2018, 12:59:13 AM




Unrelated, but Patrick Stewart is going to be Jean-Luc Picard in the new Star Trek series :D.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2018, 01:55:30 AM
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Post by: pr126 on August 16, 2018, 09:22:36 AM




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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2018, 01:29:39 AM


And if you could uninstall yourself and then remove any trace of your existence, that'd be swell.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2018, 12:10:44 AM


Dogs count, right?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2018, 09:56:51 AM
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Post by: Munch on August 18, 2018, 10:35:05 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2018, 09:56:51 AM

almost invisible? Pff, not even close.

[spoiler]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2B3jJhMLpL.jpg[/spoiler]
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Post by: Baruch on August 18, 2018, 10:57:26 AM
I don't see why simple nudity isn't embraced ;-))  Well looked at, at least!  Women aren't objects of male lust (or vice versa) ... we are not teasing each other at all ;-))
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2018, 11:42:51 AM
Munch, that was in the "no panty line" category, not the "I can see yer pee-pee, mate!" group.
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Post by: Munch on August 18, 2018, 01:22:12 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2018, 11:42:51 AM
Munch, that was in the "no panty line" category, not the "I can see yer pee-pee, mate!" group.

there was a buttcrack, not taking any chances.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2018, 01:28:53 PM
Quote from: Munch on August 18, 2018, 01:22:12 PM
there was a buttcrack, not taking any chances.
I was referring to the image I posted. Sorry if I lost the thread there.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2018, 06:07:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2018, 08:35:27 PM


Let freedom ring.  And shake it, too.
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Post by: pr126 on August 20, 2018, 09:39:07 AM
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Post by: Munch on August 20, 2018, 10:51:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2018, 06:20:37 PM


Hmmm...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2018, 06:25:42 PM


Obligatory:  https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 20, 2018, 06:41:36 PM
That reminds me, for some reason, of this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8G5gSP64D4
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2018, 09:52:03 PM


Damn you, millennials!

Or...maybe just maybe, serving bar food that's crappy even by bar food standards and trying to make up for the shortfall with bewbs is a bad business model.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 20, 2018, 11:47:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2018, 09:52:03 PM


Damn you, millennials!

Or...maybe just maybe, serving bar food that's crappy even by bar food standards and trying to make up for the shortfall with bewbs is a bad business model.

We aren't into boobs? Uh, no. I can go to PornHub any time I want and get all the boobs I want. Hooters is obsolete. lol
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Post by: Shiranu on August 21, 2018, 12:40:24 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2018, 09:52:03 PM


Damn you, millennials!

Or...maybe just maybe, serving bar food that's crappy even by bar food standards and trying to make up for the shortfall with bewbs is a bad business model.

Honestly though, the Hooters that just opened up in my town... the food is pretty decent. I've only been there a couple of times because my posse was drunk and we thought it would be funny, and I probably wouldn't go there sober because... meh... but I don't know if it's so much the food (at least here) as much as it is the whole image of basically being a joke rather than a legitimate eating place.
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Post by: Munch on August 21, 2018, 04:49:10 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on August 20, 2018, 11:47:08 PM
We aren't into boobs? Uh, no. I can go to PornHub any time I want and get all the boobs I want. Hooters is obsolete. lol

Ordinarily I'd say having physical contact is better then just watching it online, hell i was at a bar one time a male stripper was performing and I had the luck of getting called on stage for him to guide my hand down his body (he was covered in oil), but if these places have a strict no touching or interacting with the ones performing, which might be hard to resist temptation for some, then it's no surprise most don't even bother and just watch porn online. You have as much interaction with it as their strict rules would have, and it's easier.
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Post by: Munch on August 21, 2018, 08:40:35 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 21, 2018, 10:59:31 AM
Quote from: Munch on August 21, 2018, 04:49:10 AM
Ordinarily I'd say having physical contact is better then just watching it online, hell i was at a bar one time a male stripper was performing and I had the luck of getting called on stage for him to guide my hand down his body (he was covered in oil), but if these places have a strict no touching or interacting with the ones performing, which might be hard to resist temptation for some, then it's no surprise most don't even bother and just watch porn online. You have as much interaction with it as their strict rules would have, and it's easier.

Maybe they Should start up a sister company Aimed at gay men and straight women, called peckers.
You could give it a try.
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Post by: Munch on August 21, 2018, 11:52:25 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on August 21, 2018, 10:59:31 AM
Maybe they Should start up a sister company Aimed at gay men and straight women, called peckers.
You could give it a try.

thats not enough for me.



they need to be big.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 21, 2018, 11:57:44 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on August 21, 2018, 10:59:31 AM
Maybe they Should start up a sister company Aimed at gay men and straight women, called peckers.
You could give it a try.

The Inevitable Rise of the Gay Hooters

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/21/nyregion/the-inevitable-rise-of-the-gay-hooters.html

... “It’s a nice, mellow place,” Jay said. Anita agreed: “People say it’s gay Hooters, but it’s so much better than Hooters.”

Such is the unlikely success of Boxers, which made its debut in 2010 and has become a commercial unicorn: a gay sports bar chain. From its original location on West 20th Street, it expanded into Hell’s Kitchen and the Upper East Side; there is an outpost in Philadelphia. Another Boxers is scheduled for a Labor Day opening in Washington Heights. Gym Sportsbar, which bills itself as “America’s most popular gay sports bar,” has three locations: Fort Lauderdale, Los Angeles and Chelsea. By sheer volume, Boxers is possibly the most popular gay bar in the city.

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Post by: Munch on August 21, 2018, 12:25:30 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on August 21, 2018, 11:57:44 AM
The Inevitable Rise of the Gay Hooters

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/21/nyregion/the-inevitable-rise-of-the-gay-hooters.html

... “It’s a nice, mellow place,” Jay said. Anita agreed: “People say it’s gay Hooters, but it’s so much better than Hooters.”

Such is the unlikely success of Boxers, which made its debut in 2010 and has become a commercial unicorn: a gay sports bar chain. From its original location on West 20th Street, it expanded into Hell’s Kitchen and the Upper East Side; there is an outpost in Philadelphia. Another Boxers is scheduled for a Labor Day opening in Washington Heights. Gym Sportsbar, which bills itself as “America’s most popular gay sports bar,” has three locations: Fort Lauderdale, Los Angeles and Chelsea. By sheer volume, Boxers is possibly the most popular gay bar in the city.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=pyfSCTLlQJg

Looks okay, looks like a well organised establishment, not some cheap out of the way bar.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 21, 2018, 12:33:15 PM
Topless wait staff? Distressing.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 21, 2018, 01:26:02 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on August 21, 2018, 10:59:31 AM
Maybe they Should start up a sister company Aimed at gay men and straight women, called peckers.
You could give it a try.
There was (maybe still is) a gay bar in San Francisco called the Cockpit. Not that I ever went there...;-)
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 21, 2018, 04:20:23 PM
I saw this while shopping at Sam's Club today and it made me laugh. I just picture some kid asking for the Avengers for Christmas and grandma getting this instead.



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Post by: Shiranu on August 21, 2018, 04:32:03 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on August 21, 2018, 04:20:23 PM
I saw this while shopping at Sam's Club today and it made me laugh. I just picture some kid asking for the Avengers for Christmas and grandma getting this instead.





I mean if it had quality writers and artists, that could actually be a really dope story. Those characters were essentially the comic book characters of their age, so it would be cool to see something pay homage to that.

My guess is they are much more preachy than superhero-y though.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2018, 07:41:52 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on August 21, 2018, 10:59:31 AM
Maybe they Should start up a sister company Aimed at gay men and straight women, called peckers.
You could give it a try.
There actually was one.  It was called Tallywackers.  It closed about a year after opening.
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Post by: Munch on August 21, 2018, 08:00:50 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 21, 2018, 07:41:52 PM
There actually was one.  It was called Tallywackers.  It closed about a year after opening.



shame..
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 22, 2018, 01:42:12 AM


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Post by: Blackleaf on August 22, 2018, 02:40:56 AM
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Post by: Baruch on August 22, 2018, 05:41:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2018, 09:52:03 PM


Damn you, millennials!

Or...maybe just maybe, serving bar food that's crappy even by bar food standards and trying to make up for the shortfall with bewbs is a bad business model.

Millennials are into assholes, particularly if they are politicians ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2018, 01:54:56 AM


Plus, it's the biological equivalent of roughing up a POW till he gives up all the enemy's weaknesses and you win your next war with them effortlessly.  Who doesn't want you to get vaccines?  America's enemies, that's who.

P.S. - don't worry about the POW escaping.  His legs are already broken.  He can't fight back and he can't escape.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2018, 10:48:06 AM


I don't know a lot about physics, but I'm pretty sure that's not right.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 24, 2018, 11:45:51 AM
So the Earth is composed entirely of water? Not really.

QuoteAll Earth's water in a bubble
This drawing shows blue spheres representing relative amounts of Earth's water in comparison to the size of the Earth. Are you surprised that these water spheres look so small? They are only small in relation to the size of the Earth. This image attempts to show three dimensions, so each sphere represents "volume." The volume of the largest sphere, representing all water on, in, and above the Earth, would be about 332,500,000 cubic miles (mi3) (1,386,000,000 cubic kilometers (km3)), and be about 860 miles (about 1,385 kilometers) in diameter.

The smaller sphere over Kentucky represents Earth's liquid fresh water in groundwater, swamp water, rivers, and lakes. The volume of this sphere would be about 2,551,000 mi3 (10,633,450 km3) and form a sphere about 169.5 miles (272.8 kilometers) in diameter. Yes, all of this water is fresh water, which we all need every day, but much of it is deep in the ground, unavailable to humans.

Do you notice the "tiny" bubble over Atlanta, Georgia? That one represents fresh water in all the lakes and rivers on the planet. Most of the water people and life on earth need every day comes from these surface-water sources. The volume of this sphere is about 22,339 mi3 (93,113 km3). The diameter of this sphere is about 34.9 miles (56.2 kilometers). Yes, Lake Michigan looks way bigger than this sphere, but you have to try to imagine a bubble almost 35 miles highâ€"whereas the average depth of Lake Michigan is less than 300 feet (91 meters).

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Post by: Jason78 on August 24, 2018, 01:18:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 24, 2018, 11:45:51 AM
So the Earth is composed entirely of water? Not really.


Ok.  Now pop the big one!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 24, 2018, 05:26:05 PM
Quote from: Jason78 on August 24, 2018, 01:18:16 PM
Ok.  Now pop the big one!
I like beating them up. So sue me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2018, 01:40:51 AM


"mistakenly"
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 25, 2018, 01:39:53 PM
They apparently got religious sex-education classes in school that only said "Don't do  it!" and told them nothing about how to actually do it.
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Post by: trdsf on August 25, 2018, 01:53:09 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 25, 2018, 01:39:53 PM
They apparently got religious sex-education classes in school that only said "Don't do  it!" and told them nothing about how to actually do it.
Of course, if they don't tell them how, the students don't know what they're not supposed to do... so how will they know if they're not doing it or not?

(goes back and counts the negatives in that statement... yeah, I think that's what I meant to say)
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Post by: Munch on August 25, 2018, 06:24:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2018, 07:15:23 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 25, 2018, 07:21:05 PM
Hey, at least they're interested in history!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2018, 09:32:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2018, 11:31:28 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 25, 2018, 11:34:53 PM
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on August 26, 2018, 01:15:57 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 26, 2018, 04:26:21 AM
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Post by: Munch on August 26, 2018, 12:30:18 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on August 27, 2018, 10:21:30 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on August 12, 2018, 05:58:56 PM


Solution:  Extra long t shirt for the guy.

https://www.amazon.com/extra-long-t-shirts/s?page=1&rh=n%3A7141123011%2Ck%3Aextra%20long%20t%20shirts

No benfits for that...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 27, 2018, 09:57:22 PM
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Post by: pr126 on August 28, 2018, 12:59:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 30, 2018, 02:36:49 PM
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Post by: trdsf on August 30, 2018, 03:23:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 30, 2018, 02:36:49 PM

I really hope that's a genuine billboard and not a Photoshop job... I suspect the latter, but I hope.  :D
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Post by: Shiranu on August 30, 2018, 06:13:59 PM


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Post by: Shiranu on August 30, 2018, 06:15:15 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 27, 2018, 09:57:22 PM


Absolute fucking quality content here.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 30, 2018, 06:15:55 PM
I bet some people prefer XXX-men.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 30, 2018, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: trdsf on August 30, 2018, 03:23:28 PM
I really hope that's a genuine billboard and not a Photoshop job... I suspect the latter, but I hope.  :D
It's a 'shop.  But the residents should pony up and make it real.  It would be a good way to stick it to peta.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on August 30, 2018, 08:01:21 PM
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Post by: Munch on August 30, 2018, 08:50:23 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 30, 2018, 06:15:55 PM
I bet some people prefer XXX-men.

funny you should mention that..

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2018, 05:12:15 PM


The weather is lit, fam.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2018, 02:21:23 PM


Just like the simulations.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2018, 12:16:03 AM


To be fair, they just said "left leg" without specifying if it was his left leg or my left leg.
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Post by: Munch on September 03, 2018, 09:13:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2018, 09:25:00 PM
I always figured the exterior door was to the right, just out of frame.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 03, 2018, 10:33:15 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on September 04, 2018, 08:06:06 AM
Quote from: Munch on September 03, 2018, 09:13:20 PM
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Never occurred to me there was no exit in the painting. Seen it plenty of times too.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 04, 2018, 09:11:26 AM
A diner on a corner, one that have been intelligently laid out, will have an entrance right on the corner.  And fire laws in the US usually require two exits from a place of business minimum.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 04, 2018, 12:56:23 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 04, 2018, 01:13:33 PM
Gives more meaning to "walk-in freezer".
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Post by: Baruch on September 04, 2018, 01:21:07 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on September 04, 2018, 08:06:06 AM
Never occurred to me there was no exit in the painting. Seen it plenty of times too.

Sometimes there is "no there, there" .. no deeper meaning.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2018, 07:02:06 PM
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Post by: Munch on September 04, 2018, 08:00:16 PM
thats.. urm.. doesn't that belong over in the section we're posting about creepy images?

maybe we should just have a post dedicated just to that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2018, 08:01:32 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 04, 2018, 08:00:16 PM
thats.. urm.. doesn't that belong over in the section we're posting about creepy images?
Dark humor.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 04, 2018, 11:42:30 PM
frock humor
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Post by: Shiranu on September 05, 2018, 08:51:29 PM
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Post by: Munch on September 05, 2018, 10:08:10 PM
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Post by: Baruch on September 05, 2018, 11:07:28 PM
The point of contemporary liberalism ... it is all about me feeling good about myself.  And extension of the usual Western narcissism.  We don't really want to seriously exert ourselves beyond virtue signaling, to help others in need.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on September 05, 2018, 11:19:12 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 05, 2018, 10:08:10 PM


It's almost like liberals might realise that "Muslims" are not one homogeneous hive-mind...
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2018, 11:28:47 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 05, 2018, 10:08:10 PM

You do realize that they can't legally kill gays once over here, right?  (Nor are they necessarily supportive of their country's practices.)

An even stranger thing than liberals "supporting" muslims is gay people supporting conservatives who just fought tooth and nail to not let them marry.  Hell, some of them would bring back the kick-down-the-door anti-sodomy laws if they could.
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Post by: Munch on September 06, 2018, 06:03:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 05, 2018, 11:28:47 PM
You do realize that they can't legally kill gays once over here, right?  (Nor are they necessarily supportive of their country's practices.)

An even stranger thing than liberals "supporting" muslims is gay people supporting conservatives who just fought tooth and nail to not let them marry.  Hell, some of them would bring back the kick-down-the-door anti-sodomy laws if they could.

Misses the point don't you think, if people come directly from a country where killing gays is legal, to a country where it's illegal, many of them might think their way of how the law should work might conflict a tiny bit.

Gays supporting conservatives has some mental gymnastics to it, almost as bad as thinking an anti gay society will just blend in with a western society seamlessly :)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on September 06, 2018, 06:05:53 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 05, 2018, 11:19:12 PM
It's almost like liberals might realise that "Muslims" are not one homogeneous hive-mind...

It's easier to just ignore the problem and hope it all works out in the end.

Hey, that's how climate change deniers do it ^^
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 06, 2018, 07:10:07 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 05, 2018, 11:19:12 PM
It's almost like liberals might realise that "Muslims" are not one homogeneous hive-mind...

Haha ... liberals are a hive mind.  Straight from Das Capital.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 06, 2018, 07:14:30 AM
Quote from: Munch on September 06, 2018, 06:03:04 AM
Misses the point don't you think, if people come directly from a country where killing gays is legal, to a country where it's illegal, many of them might think their way of how the law should work might conflict a tiny bit.

Gays supporting conservatives has some mental gymnastics to it, almost as bad as thinking an anti gay society will just blend in with a western society seamlessly :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NJVF2PQbbE

Democrats never met a beheading Muslim terrorist they didn't like, nor did McCain.  These terrorists, including Bin Ladin, are agents of the Deep State.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 06, 2018, 10:07:28 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2018, 05:49:33 PM


When I play any videogame set in Vietnam.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2018, 10:40:25 AM


No kidding.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 07, 2018, 11:11:24 AM
Technically they're an offshore island chain, so they've been "left" since the land bridge was submerged.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 07, 2018, 01:13:12 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 07, 2018, 11:11:24 AM
Technically they're an offshore island chain, so they've been "left" since the land bridge was submerged.

Flood the Chunnel while there is still time to stop Merkel's panzers.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2018, 12:53:08 AM


Truly, we lived in the future.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 08, 2018, 07:04:56 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 06, 2018, 10:07:28 AM


Clap, clap. clap.  Works OK for me.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2018, 11:52:58 AM
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Post by: Baruch on September 08, 2018, 11:59:18 AM
I would rather kill the future than the past ;-)  But then I am anti-revolutionary, progressive or reactionary.  Kilo Ren is a typical reactionary. Rey is a typical progressive.  Of course neither can be killed.  If you kill your parents before you were born ... then you never existed.  Pure nihilism .. and convenient to open you up to conversion into a Storm Trooper killer or Resistance soy boy.

Nike can forget my ever buying over priced sneakers.  And why should they be patriotic for the US?  They are mostly based in Indonesia, a Muslim country.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 08, 2018, 12:01:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 08, 2018, 11:52:58 AM


Um, I only saw the ad briefly on a news show, but I don't think that is quite how it went there.  If my memory fails, that is a powerful image.  If my memory is correct, that is one great sarc image!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 08, 2018, 12:03:49 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 08, 2018, 12:01:11 PM
Um, I only saw the ad briefly on a news show, but I don't think that is quite how it went there.  If my memory fails, that is a powerful image.  If my memory is correct, that is one great sarc image!

Like Air America, Nike is just another CIA front company.  Who isn't?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on September 09, 2018, 02:23:42 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 09, 2018, 08:43:00 AM
Ageist much?  Disability insensitive much?  Have you no shame? ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2018, 08:29:53 PM


Our intrepid hero Spaceman Spiff prepares to explore the subterranean caverns of Phoebe!  With amazing speed, he advances on the closest opening.  A vile stench assaults our hero's senses!  Someone has been here before!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on September 10, 2018, 07:32:52 AM


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Post by: Baruch on September 10, 2018, 01:10:26 PM
But belief is for "Deplorables" ... how deplorable are you?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2018, 12:20:36 AM


Sandra in Accounting will remember that.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2018, 01:28:19 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2018, 01:31:42 PM
Boss Lady lol'd.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 12, 2018, 04:05:55 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 09, 2018, 02:23:42 AM


If I assumed there was a purpose to that, would you explain what it was?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2018, 04:10:06 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 12, 2018, 04:05:55 PM
If I assumed there was a purpose to that, would you explain what it was?
Kid gets caught flat-footed when the camera is pointed at him. One of childhood's petty nightmares.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on September 13, 2018, 02:36:23 AM


I want to say it's a Brasilian thing, but I think the alt-right would say some stupid shit like this as well.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 13, 2018, 03:10:43 AM
Brazilians are interesting.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on September 13, 2018, 01:48:31 PM
How many is a brazillian? Is it more than a myriad?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on September 13, 2018, 03:05:14 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 12, 2018, 04:05:55 PM
If I assumed there was a purpose to that, would you explain what it was?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on September 13, 2018, 03:07:57 PM
That sounds like Trump as a kid!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 13, 2018, 06:59:26 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 13, 2018, 03:07:57 PM
That sounds like Trump as a kid!

So, making fun of speech impediments now?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2018, 12:34:35 AM


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Post by: Shiranu on September 14, 2018, 03:10:16 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on September 14, 2018, 04:56:37 AM
That's horrible, bone spurs are a real medical condition people suffer from.

Why not make one instead saying "stand for something, unless your a cripple"
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Post by: Shiranu on September 14, 2018, 05:16:49 AM
A little regional humour that is also true.




We really are more of a country than a state, and would make most European countries look puny... and trying to find good Mexican food outside of California, Texas and New Mexico is hit and miss...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 14, 2018, 06:08:20 AM
Quote from: Munch on September 14, 2018, 04:56:37 AM
That's horrible, bone spurs are a real medical condition people suffer from.

Why not make one instead saying "stand for something, unless your a cripple"
T.rump used bone spurs as an excuse to avoid being drafted.
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Post by: Munch on September 14, 2018, 06:44:48 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 14, 2018, 06:08:20 AM
T.rump used bone spurs as an excuse to avoid being drafted.

Doesn't surprise me.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 14, 2018, 07:28:03 AM
Quote from: Munch on September 14, 2018, 04:56:37 AM
That's horrible, bone spurs are a real medical condition people suffer from.

Why not make one instead saying "stand for something, unless your a cripple"

I had a burrus, a bone spur on my left foot, that developed because my shoes didn't fit well ... the whole time I was tourist in Japan.  Yes, very annoying.  When I got back, I tossed those shoes, and the burrus went away.  See ... Japanese are smart to take their shoes off ...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 14, 2018, 07:29:50 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 14, 2018, 06:08:20 AM
T.rump used bone spurs as an excuse to avoid being drafted.

Cheney had a cyst on his butt, right?  Such warriors!
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 14, 2018, 01:52:40 PM
Cheney was a cyst on the butt of humanity.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2018, 03:22:08 PM


Also, I wanna know if I've ever topped a burger with cheese made from the same cow.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on September 14, 2018, 03:52:59 PM
Well I know I've had eggs from the same chicken more then once, since it's my aunt's chickens
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 14, 2018, 04:02:20 PM
I've had milk from the same cow before, since I used to milk the cow.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 14, 2018, 04:02:44 PM
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Post by: Baruch on September 14, 2018, 06:56:42 PM
The magician is holding up his left arm, so he is a Stalinist, with a sense of humor (Nazi arm band).
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Post by: Cavebear on September 15, 2018, 10:08:33 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 09, 2018, 08:29:53 PM


Our intrepid hero Spaceman Spiff prepares to explore the subterranean caverns of Phoebe!  With amazing speed, he advances on the closest opening.  A vile stench assaults our hero's senses!  Someone has been here before!

OMNEG!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 15, 2018, 12:05:29 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 16, 2018, 09:16:44 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 16, 2018, 09:22:58 AM
So, they built that wall did they?
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Post by: Baruch on September 16, 2018, 12:14:16 PM
Maybe have real Mexican for lunch today.  Thanks for the suggestion.

Mexican - the real thing ;-)
Tex-Mex - Anglo version of the real thing
Fast food Mexican - not even real food [-(
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 16, 2018, 12:34:14 PM
I like places that serve the big margaritas, the ones that come with state-mandated lifeguards in case you fall in and your party needs help pulling you out. (Please don't fight them, they have your best interest at heart.)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2018, 06:36:36 PM


The storm is so strong that it has apparently cut power to all of America (including Hawaii and Alaska) as well as Canada and Mexico.

USA (325.7 million) + Canada (36.29 million) + Mexico (127.5 million) = 489.49 million.  That's about 10.5 million short, so let's toss in Portugal (10.37 million) to reach the 500 million threshold.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 16, 2018, 06:42:55 PM
Ha! I love it! :-P
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Post by: Munch on September 17, 2018, 08:50:27 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 17, 2018, 11:33:06 AM
Quote from: Munch on September 17, 2018, 08:50:27 AM

I love those guys!  Snow Leopard, one of the most beautiful creatures ever.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 17, 2018, 11:59:39 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 17, 2018, 11:33:06 AM
I love those guys!  Snow Leopard, one of the most beautiful creatures ever.
And a great example of species adaptation to an environment. "snowshoe" feet, white fur instead of the leopard orange, limbs great for powering through snow and climbing steep terrain rather than running on a savannah.
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Post by: Munch on September 17, 2018, 01:48:11 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 17, 2018, 11:33:06 AM
I love those guys!  Snow Leopard, one of the most beautiful creatures ever.

totally are. only saw a regular African leopard at a zoo once, have such a grace to them.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 17, 2018, 01:56:28 PM
:brag: https://www.stlzoo.org/animals/abouttheanimals/mammals/carnivores/snowleopard :/brag:
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 17, 2018, 04:31:57 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 17, 2018, 01:48:11 PM
totally are. only saw a regular African leopard at a zoo once, have such a grace to them.
All the big cats in general are beautiful and graceful.
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Post by: Baruch on September 17, 2018, 08:07:24 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 17, 2018, 04:31:57 PM
All the big cats in general are beautiful and graceful.

Graceful?  My cats aren't if you catch them when they think nobody is looking ;-)  I have known male cats who are klutzes.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 17, 2018, 11:28:11 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 17, 2018, 08:07:24 PM
Graceful?  My cats aren't if you catch them when they think nobody is looking ;-)  I have know male cats who are klutzes.
You own some big cats, do you???  I'd say you are lucky to be alive.  I do love white Bengal tigers and snow leopards but I'd not want to own one.  And yes, the big cats are graceful.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2018, 11:44:10 PM


My brother says it's disgusting.  He will never know my joy.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on September 18, 2018, 05:25:33 AM
Eating cheese past 10pm for me gives me gut gurgles
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 18, 2018, 05:55:42 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 17, 2018, 11:28:11 PM
You own some big cats, do you???  I'd say you are lucky to be alive.  I do love white Bengal tigers and snow leopards but I'd not want to own one.  And yes, the big cats are graceful.

No, regular size cats.  But it is cute ... when they mess up ... they look around to see if anyone notices ... their eyes saying ... "That never happened".
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 18, 2018, 07:14:24 AM
https://youtu.be/l5ODwR6FPRQ
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Post by: trdsf on September 18, 2018, 11:11:06 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 17, 2018, 11:28:11 PM
You own some big cats, do you???  I'd say you are lucky to be alive.  I do love white Bengal tigers and snow leopards but I'd not want to own one.  And yes, the big cats are graceful.
I love watching the tigers at the Columbus Zoo.  They have this way of looking at zoo patrons as if they're judging how tasty they might be.

(https://www.flickr.com/photos/trdsf/7837764566/)
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 18, 2018, 12:31:27 PM
Quote from: trdsf on September 18, 2018, 11:11:06 AM
I love watching the tigers at the Columbus Zoo.  They have this way of looking at zoo patrons as if they're judging how tasty they might be.

(https://www.flickr.com/photos/trdsf/7837764566/)
Looks like a nice enclosure for the big guys.  One of my fav places to see the bengals is in Africa World, USA.  They have a huge area surrounded by a wide and deep moat.  It is lower than the viewing areas circling it which affords an excellent view of it--usually there is a trainer or two working with the tigers (and one white lion) and at times they get up close and personal with them--wresting and putting them thu their paces.  There is also a glass enclosure where one can get very close to tiger cubs--can't touch but are only a couple of feet away. 

Another fav (but have only been there twice) is a safari land; it is a huge park like setting all surrounded by a huge fence with smaller areas also fenced in.  The park has lions, elephents, several antelope,  black and grizzly bears, two cheetahs, ostrich and emu, giraffes and other creatures.  One drives through the park in your own car, going through gates into the various sections.  Had an emu step in front of the car, come to the driver's side outside mirror and entwine it's neck with it--making love?  Then intently peered into the car, pecked at the window as though insisting on getting in.  But the real highlight came while in the lion enclosure the pride was chastising two juvenile lions (as we learned later).  They were slowly following the two offending lions who were next to the fence moving slowly.  A lioness stopped next to the driver side door and roared it's loudest several times--that was a bit of a nerve wracking moment or two. :))  Great place and the animals were well kept.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 18, 2018, 01:24:09 PM
I went once with some friends to a similar place between Dallas and Ft. Worth. It was very cool. I couldn't believe how big the rhinoceros was - it was bigger than the car we were in! They gave us little buckets with feed so we could actually feed the animals, and a hippo came right up to the passenger side, where I was sitting, and opened it's mouth really wide, but I didn't see it, at first, since I was looking the other direction. When I turned and saw the huge mouth right next to me, I quickly rolled the window up, as if that would do any good. Then later we got to ride an elephant, just around a circular enclosure. His kids had as much fun as we adults, if not more. I don't recall any big cats, though.
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Post by: trdsf on September 18, 2018, 01:37:38 PM
Columbus Zoo (https://www.columbuszoo.org/) is really good â€" we are the home of Jack Hanna (https://www.columbuszoo.org/home/about/learning-about-the-zoo/jack-hanna), after all â€" although by a tiny margin I still think the Toledo Zoo (https://www.toledozoo.org/) is better.

A lot of that is emotional, that's my home zoo, and I can still remember the hand-lettered signs in the museum that had been done by my grandfather, going behind the scenes with the curator, Dan Danford â€" I suppose my family must have known him through Grandpa â€" and the annual picture sitting on top of the concrete elephant with my brother and then with my sister when she came along, or with the Galapagos tortoise.  When my cousins came into town for our grandma's funeral in 2006, we went to the zoo... and all of us crowded onto and around the stone elephant together for the first time in something like 35 years.  I mean, just the news that in November they're re-opening the old tunnel entrance that goes under the Anthony Wayne Trail (it's been closed since 1977) choked me up.  It was the best way to approach the zoo -- you left a parking lot, and emerged into animal heaven.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 19, 2018, 06:49:11 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 17, 2018, 04:31:57 PM
All the big cats in general are beautiful and graceful.

Well, I AM highly oriented to the grace and agility of the whole felid family...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 19, 2018, 11:07:05 AM
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Post by: Cavebear on September 19, 2018, 11:58:59 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 19, 2018, 11:07:05 AM


Figured out the false positives years ago...  Good one!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 19, 2018, 12:26:13 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on September 19, 2018, 12:35:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 19, 2018, 12:26:13 PM


Dang those are good.  Hits idiots right clean to the bone.  But they don't know it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 19, 2018, 12:55:26 PM
jesusandmo.net If you haven't browsed there you're in for a treat, and many a chortle.
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Post by: Baruch on September 19, 2018, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 19, 2018, 12:35:34 PM
Dang those are good.  Hits idiots right clean to the bone.  But they don't know it.

Shows you are a conspiracy theorist just like the barmaid was talking about.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2018, 12:30:00 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 20, 2018, 10:27:25 AM
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Post by: Baruch on September 20, 2018, 12:10:08 PM
Do the same with Obama.  The punch line ... "Next time give us 100% of your uranium, not just 20%".
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2018, 12:04:53 AM


Who wore it better?
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Post by: Munch on September 21, 2018, 05:34:14 AM
Should have used an onion ring for a halo
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2018, 08:31:48 AM
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Post by: Jason78 on September 21, 2018, 12:52:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2018, 08:31:48 AM


I like that one because it looks like he's reading a magazine.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2018, 10:56:48 PM


Only the dead can know peace from this evil.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 21, 2018, 11:08:13 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2018, 10:56:48 PM
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Only the dead can know peace from this evil.

What the fuck is this monstrosity?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2018, 11:18:42 PM
Candy corn.  No one buys it.  No one makes it.  You just get a barrel of it one day sometime in your 60s.  It never expires.

Also, the candy corn in the barrel replenishes itself at a rate of 1/4 lb per day until it is completely filled.  But it has to be eaten (either by humans or animals after being thrown in the garbage where it belongs) for this effect to be triggered - just storing candy corn in another container will not trigger this effect.

Containment class:  Safe
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Post by: Munch on September 22, 2018, 05:02:18 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=En5BF1uLAm0
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Post by: Baruch on September 22, 2018, 07:22:48 AM
They should hand out anchovies at Halloween.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2018, 03:46:20 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 22, 2018, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2018, 10:56:48 PM


Only the dead can know peace from this evil.









I have never been so triggered in my life. I literally am about to cut my computer off and go outside, because I just cant even. See yall later.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 22, 2018, 06:07:16 PM
What a bunch of wusses! All that yummy-looking pizza needs is ketchup, and anchovies!
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Post by: Shiranu on September 22, 2018, 06:58:08 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 22, 2018, 06:07:16 PM
What a bunch of wusses! All that yummy-looking pizza needs is ketchup, and anchovies!

Are we looking at the same picture? There isn't even a pizza, it's just a mass of melted, poorly-flavored sugar ontop of dough.
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Post by: GrinningYMIR on September 22, 2018, 07:07:59 PM
I like candy corn
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 22, 2018, 07:11:43 PM
It's a candy-corn pizza! LOL
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2018, 07:36:35 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 22, 2018, 06:07:16 PM
What a bunch of wusses! All that yummy-looking pizza needs is ketchup, and anchovies!
And a garbage compactor.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 22, 2018, 08:05:28 PM
I have often been accused of performing that function. LOL
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Post by: Baruch on September 22, 2018, 08:30:10 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 22, 2018, 07:11:43 PM
It's a candy-corn pizza! LOL

Only the anti-Christ could conceive of an anti-pizza ... the horror!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 23, 2018, 04:09:01 AM


Next up: the No-Spin Zone with Wormtongue.
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Post by: Munch on September 23, 2018, 01:16:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 23, 2018, 01:16:58 PM


The sheer number of pranks you can pull on a guy whose slang and knowledge are 70 years out of date are endless.  Loki would have a field day.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 23, 2018, 04:05:58 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 23, 2018, 01:16:15 PM


Bad calendar management?
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 23, 2018, 05:17:16 PM
Born on February 29th in a leap year?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 23, 2018, 05:24:37 PM


Also, silent movies were the first gifs.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 23, 2018, 06:34:24 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 23, 2018, 05:17:16 PM
Born on February 29th in a leap year?

I actually had a roommate who was born on Feb 29th.  He always just celebrated it the day before March 1st. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 25, 2018, 12:09:44 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 26, 2018, 05:26:57 PM
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Post by: Munch on September 26, 2018, 05:52:16 PM
Patrick star is the worst
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2018, 02:47:38 AM




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Post by: Baruch on September 27, 2018, 05:32:13 AM
Quote from: Munch on September 26, 2018, 05:52:16 PM
Patrick star is the worst

Sandy the Squirrel is the best.  She's from Texas.
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Post by: SGOS on September 27, 2018, 05:36:10 AM
Quote from: Munch on September 03, 2018, 09:13:20 PM

I've seen the actual painting at the Art Institute of Chicago.  This was long ago, and even before I knew it had been widely acclaimed, I was mesmerized by the intimacy and "thing" it captures.  I think everyone who sees it has the feeling that they have been in that empty restaurant where they tried to hold onto what remains of the evening after the dance ends, the theaters close, and the crowds go home.  I think I did wonder about the door, but not too much as it could be out of the frame, even though a corner restaurant almost always opens to the intersection.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 28, 2018, 07:54:06 PM


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Post by: Shiranu on September 29, 2018, 12:31:20 AM
There are two certainties in life... death and taxes... oh, and that Ann Coulter can take stupid to the next level.

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Post by: Shiranu on September 29, 2018, 12:33:22 AM
Quote from: SGOS on September 27, 2018, 05:36:10 AM
I've seen the actual painting at the Art Institute of Chicago.  This was long ago, and even before I knew it had been widely acclaimed, I was mesmerized by the intimacy and "thing" it captures.  I think everyone who sees it has the feeling that they have been in that empty restaurant where they tried to hold onto what remains of the evening after the dance ends, the theaters close, and the crowds go home.  I think I did wonder about the door, but not too much as it could be out of the frame, even though a corner restaurant almost always opens to the intersection.

Yeah, I guess I would be a terrible art critic. I just assume that the door isn't there because the picture doesn't extend far enough to see the door. Unless the artist clearly states otherwise, I don't know why you would think anything else.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 29, 2018, 05:57:01 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 29, 2018, 12:31:20 AM
There are two certainties in life... death and taxes... oh, and that Ann Coulter can take stupid to the next level.


Borked.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2018, 10:43:16 AM
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Post by: Munch on September 29, 2018, 03:41:55 PM
Darwin award that one.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 29, 2018, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 29, 2018, 03:41:55 PM
Darwin award that one.
♫You put the lime
in the coconut,
And drink 'em both up.♫
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 30, 2018, 11:42:33 AM


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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 01, 2018, 08:36:29 AM

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Post by: Munch on October 01, 2018, 09:57:47 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 01, 2018, 12:11:30 PM
You should only wear those things in your bassment.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 01, 2018, 01:42:44 PM
And only when you're playing your bass guitar.
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Post by: trdsf on October 02, 2018, 09:30:57 AM
Or playing some Phish.
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Post by: Munch on October 02, 2018, 09:57:20 AM
Quote from: trdsf on October 02, 2018, 09:30:57 AM
Or playing some Phish.

now that sounds good.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 02, 2018, 12:20:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 01, 2018, 01:42:44 PM
And only when you're playing your bass guitar.
♫Momma played bass,
Daddy liked to fiddle...♫
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2018, 12:14:20 AM
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Post by: Poison Tree on October 03, 2018, 02:04:11 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 03, 2018, 12:14:20 AM

Dangerous idiots who don't know what they are talking about; that's clearly a lime
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Post by: Munch on October 03, 2018, 03:31:25 AM
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Post by: trdsf on October 03, 2018, 10:27:04 AM
Quote from: Munch on October 03, 2018, 03:31:25 AM

It is in my book.  :)
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 03, 2018, 11:54:10 PM




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Post by: Cavebear on October 04, 2018, 04:13:18 PM
Quote from: Poison Tree on October 03, 2018, 02:04:11 AM
Dangerous idiots who don't know what they are talking about; that's clearly a lime

Yeah, obviously should have used an orange to make her eye green. 
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 04, 2018, 05:15:20 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 03, 2018, 11:54:10 PM



I love your dog!!
I have one that is about his size except more tan in color.  And he gets that same look when I put any kind of clothing on him.  Even if he is shaking with the cold, if I put anything on him and put him down, he walks around the house stiff legged and looking indigent. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 04, 2018, 07:42:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2018, 03:46:26 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2018, 04:22:18 PM


Common core is pretty tricky sometimes.
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Post by: Munch on October 06, 2018, 09:20:08 PM
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Post by: Munch on October 06, 2018, 09:42:44 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2018, 08:10:59 PM


Game of Thrones - be her brother (or nephew)
The Walking Dead - be close to the same age as her and have a pulse
Vikings - convert to Christianity and learn the language (or put the moves on her while away from the ol' ball-and-chain)
Final Space - send her vlogs for 5 years
Disenchantment - give it up, it'll never happen
Dr Horrible - now the nightmare's real, now Dr Horrible is here...
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Post by: Munch on October 07, 2018, 08:43:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 07, 2018, 08:10:59 PM


Game of Thrones - be her brother (or nephew)
The Walking Dead - be close to the same age as her and have a pulse
Vikings - convert to Christianity and learn the language (or put the moves on her while away from the ol' ball-and-chain)
Final Space - send her vlogs for 5 years
Disenchantment - give it up, it'll never happen
Dr Horrible - now the nightmare's real, now Dr Horrible is here...

Aladdin - Be rich, but then not
pocahontas - get shot
Beauty and the beast - get stabbed
Mulan - be a girl
Iron man - don't be a dick
Thor - don't be a dick
Sound of music - Sing!
Harry potter - magic
Hellboy - give up work
Deadpool - lots of sex
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Post by: Shiranu on October 07, 2018, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 07, 2018, 08:10:59 PM




I mean to be fair... sharing my food has actually pretty much been what established my two best relationships. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but the exact same can be said for women.
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Post by: Shiranu on October 07, 2018, 08:50:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2018, 08:53:10 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 07, 2018, 08:43:28 PMHarry potter - magic
If you're talking about Ron, it simply can't be accounted for.  The best I can come up with is a ludicrous amount of luckiness combined with close proximity while in mortal danger.

QuoteDeadpool - lots of sex
I disagree.  It was finding someone as messed up as you.  That's what got him in the door, so to speak.  The sex was just the cherry on top.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 07, 2018, 09:03:31 PM
"Our weird curvy edges fit together." My #1 criteria for a spouse.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 08, 2018, 01:25:29 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on October 07, 2018, 08:49:09 PM
I mean to be fair... sharing my food has actually pretty much been what established my two best relationships. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but the exact same can be said for women.

"The way to a man's heart is through his rib cage."
Michael Meyers
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Post by: Baruch on October 08, 2018, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 08, 2018, 01:25:29 PM
"The way to a man's heart is through his rib cage."
Michael Meyers

Or Mr and Mrs Macbeth?
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 09, 2018, 04:01:34 PM


Larry Croft.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Post by: Munch on October 09, 2018, 04:16:05 PM
Don't forget the rest.



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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 09, 2018, 04:17:19 PM
Yeah, I'm hetero. Have fun, guys.
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Post by: Munch on October 09, 2018, 04:18:33 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 09, 2018, 04:17:19 PM
Yeah, I'm hetero. Have fun, guys.

Good for you.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 09, 2018, 05:10:20 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on October 09, 2018, 04:01:34 PM


Larry Croft.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That just totally cracked me up!
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Post by: Cavebear on October 10, 2018, 02:05:59 PM
Oh man, if I posted pics of women like that I'd be kicked off. 
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Post by: Munch on October 10, 2018, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on October 10, 2018, 02:05:59 PM
Oh man, if I posted pics of women like that I'd be kicked off.

dunno why.


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 10, 2018, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 09, 2018, 04:18:33 PM
Good for you.
I know you're good where you are, and good for you.
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Post by: Munch on October 10, 2018, 04:11:37 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 10, 2018, 03:53:47 PM
I know you're good where you are, and good for you.

Well I gave you some Lara legs to balance it out.
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Post by: Baruch on October 10, 2018, 08:59:58 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on October 10, 2018, 02:05:59 PM
Oh man, if I posted pics of women like that I'd be kicked off.

Scared?  That highly armed beef-cake looks like he is ready for ... bear ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2018, 10:57:32 AM


Gotcha, libtards!
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 11, 2018, 12:35:37 PM
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Post by: Munch on October 12, 2018, 08:34:39 PM
whelp, they gone done it.



upside, the actors are hot. Downside, the acting is worse then infomercials
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 13, 2018, 05:46:51 AM
You need 24 super heroes to match the poster.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2018, 12:23:56 PM
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Post by: Baruch on October 13, 2018, 01:39:29 PM
It's a class act.  Julius Caesar was a famous womanizer, as was Mark Anthony.  President Clinton was preceded by President Kennedy who was preceded by President Harding.  It is their party, and you aren't invited.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2018, 03:33:10 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 14, 2018, 02:43:00 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on October 14, 2018, 03:04:18 PM
Too many great ones!  Thank you all.

(my cat forced me to write this in exchange for allowing her front claws to be clipped and (HEY COME BACK HERE...)
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Post by: Munch on October 14, 2018, 03:33:24 PM
When AI starts writing books sold on the market, thats the point I'm just gonna give up, buy a shack on the northern scottish coastline away from people and just live out my days herding sheep.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2018, 03:38:09 PM
Heather thou goest, so shall I follow.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 14, 2018, 05:32:03 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 14, 2018, 03:33:24 PM
just live out my days herding sheep.

Gonna be a televangelist, huh?
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Post by: Munch on October 14, 2018, 09:42:24 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 14, 2018, 05:32:03 PM
Gonna be a televangelist, huh?

are you local?
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Post by: Munch on October 15, 2018, 08:20:12 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 15, 2018, 01:15:03 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 14, 2018, 09:42:24 PM
are you local?
Did you mean local, or loco?
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 15, 2018, 01:16:40 PM
Hey, they could probably use that naked cat as a plumber's helper...





Bazinga!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2018, 01:45:41 AM


Beauty standards were different back then.  Plus, the Krauts were super into having sex with pigs.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2018, 02:09:18 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 17, 2018, 07:38:49 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2018, 03:23:16 AM


+Vaguely Middle Easternish locale (Pakidanrabia or something)
+Exploding Helicopters
+A shitload of explosions in general
+Cocking a gun literally every 5 seconds
+a title that's supposed to sound badass but comes across as extremely generic and unoriginal:  Renegades, Mavericks, Killer Assassin, First Blood, Lethal gun, Gunman, Gunman's Fury, Gunman: Revenge, Gunman: Ultimatum, Gunman: Casus belli, Gunman: Ad nauseum
+a monosyllabic title that's too vague to make any impression:  Speed, Erased, Wanted, Gun, Weapon, Crank
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2018, 05:27:23 AM
Gerard Butler FTW.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 18, 2018, 07:22:58 AM
Don't forget the chase scenes!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2018, 07:24:56 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on October 18, 2018, 07:22:58 AM
Don't forget the chase scenes!
And the guy on the radio talking the novice through disarming the bomb.
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Post by: Munch on October 18, 2018, 07:57:49 AM
Also: A military trained war hero with a troubled past who has either lost a close friend to combat or has a loving family life until his wife or daughter gets kidnapped
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2018, 08:26:31 AM
Quote from: Munch on October 18, 2018, 07:57:49 AM
Also: A military trained war hero with a troubled past who has either lost a close friend to combat or has a loving family life until his wife or daughter gets kidnapped
Daughter! Just barely legal and having an affair with one of the terrorists, said terrorist being a young man who was forced into working for The Evil Guys because his father/mother/pet goat is being held hostage.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2018, 10:28:08 AM
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Post by: Munch on October 18, 2018, 11:05:57 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2018, 08:26:31 AM
Daughter! Just barely legal and having an affair with one of the terrorists, said terrorist being a young man who was forced into working for The Evil Guys because his father/mother/pet goat is being held hostage.

And the wife has secret FBI connections and training.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2018, 11:27:06 AM
Quote from: Munch on October 18, 2018, 11:05:57 AM
And the wife has secret FBI connections and training.
All the toddlers are ex-Spetznaz.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2018, 11:16:00 PM


And nothing of value was lost.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 19, 2018, 01:04:35 AM
Cheddar is better. I've never liked American cheese.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 19, 2018, 05:32:03 AM
I prefer cheese you can actually taste.
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Post by: Baruch on October 19, 2018, 05:36:49 AM
DeGaulle once remarked .. I lead a special country, we have over 250 different cheeses!

My mother's favorite though was Blue Stilton.  She always did lean British.  I mostly consume "Greek" yogurt.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 19, 2018, 07:19:15 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 19, 2018, 10:21:16 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on October 19, 2018, 07:19:15 AM


Smurfette is actually an artificially created Smurf created by Gargamel. She was supposed to be a trap for the Smurfs, but he apparently didn't realize the Smurfs were asexual. Not sure how they actually reproduce, though.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 19, 2018, 10:48:52 AM
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Post by: Munch on October 19, 2018, 01:56:09 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 19, 2018, 10:48:52 AM


consumed by cats?
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Post by: trdsf on October 19, 2018, 03:21:16 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 19, 2018, 10:21:16 AM
Not sure how they actually reproduce, though.
And I will continue to live a happy life without that knowledge.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 19, 2018, 04:13:47 PM
Street artist Sabo replaced Michael Myers with Maxine Waters on this Halloween billboard in West Hollywood.

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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 19, 2018, 05:21:20 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 19, 2018, 10:21:16 AM
Smurfette is actually an artificially created Smurf created by Gargamel. She was supposed to be a trap for the Smurfs, but he apparently didn't realize the Smurfs were asexual. Not sure how they actually reproduce, though.

Baby smurf was delivered by stork. Accidentaly to The wrong village of smurfs. But they got to keep him after The others saw how much they'd grown to love him.
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Post by: Baruch on October 19, 2018, 07:01:04 PM
Quote from: trdsf on October 19, 2018, 03:21:16 PM
And I will continue to live a happy life without that knowledge.

A really liberal Buddhist would want parasitic mother wasps to plant her pupae in them.
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Post by: Baruch on October 19, 2018, 07:01:56 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on October 19, 2018, 04:13:47 PM
Street artist Sabo replaced Michael Myers with Maxine Waters on this Halloween billboard in West Hollywood.



I was in LA for the Watts riots.  Sequels are never as good as the originals.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 19, 2018, 07:03:12 PM
Quote from: trdsf on October 19, 2018, 03:21:16 PM
And I will continue to live a happy life without that knowledge.
Yeah, sometimes ignorance really is bliss!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2018, 10:34:04 PM


*almost objection meme*
*sudden clarity meme*
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Post by: Munch on October 21, 2018, 10:44:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2018, 08:02:02 PM


Me:
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Post by: Munch on October 22, 2018, 08:34:01 PM
There is a brown milk.

]

maybe peta wants everyone who drinks milk to develop diabetes.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 22, 2018, 08:41:51 PM
I heard on, maybe Colbert, that white supremacists are proud of being able to drink milk because so many non-white "races" can't. Lactose is one of the few things they're tolerant of.
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Post by: Munch on October 22, 2018, 09:03:01 PM
be it kkk or peta, both are the same shade of nuts.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2018, 09:05:41 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 22, 2018, 08:41:51 PM
I heard on, maybe Colbert, that white supremacists are proud of being able to drink milk because so many non-white "races" can't. Lactose is one of the few things they're tolerant of.
Racists are so weird.  Being proud of things they have absolutely no control over.

I guess they have to lower the bar of success so low because their individual lives are so awful.  I mean, I've met people who devoted their lives to making art, running a business, writing books, reading books, etc.  Imagine devoting your life to melanin concentration fan clubs.  Yikes.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 22, 2018, 09:13:18 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 22, 2018, 09:03:01 PM
be it kkk or peta, both are the same shade of nuts.

I think treating animals ethically is an admirable idea that some people take too far. I don't think there is anything admirable about white supremacy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2018, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on October 22, 2018, 09:13:18 PMI think treating animals ethically is an admirable idea that some people take too far.
Absolutely.  But given PETA's history with kill shelters, I don't think I can grant them even that.

They're just self-righteous assholes who want to tell people what to eat, what to wear, etc and use compassion as a pretense.  For them, no lie is immoral if it helps advance the cause.

Even if I agreed with them on principle, I would despise their tactics.  And some of their principles (like phasing out pets, opposition to all animal testing even if it could lead to an AIDS cure, complete elimination of meat and animal products like milk and cheese), I absolutely do not agree with.

About the only thing we can both agree on is being in favor of lab-grown meat.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2018, 09:37:57 PM
I just read one of the PETA's articles entitled "Drop the Flyswatter: Insects Are Conscious".  It concludes by exhorting readers to nonviolently escort insects (presumably including cockroaches) out of their house.  These people live on a whole 'nother planet.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 22, 2018, 09:44:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 22, 2018, 09:37:57 PM
I just read one of the PETA's articles entitled "Drop the Flyswatter: Insects Are Conscious".  It concludes by exhorting readers to nonviolently escort insects (presumably including cockroaches) out of their house.  These people live on a whole 'nother planet.

When I was a kid I used to do experiments combining different substances in my garage to invent "the ultimate insecticide!" That's how I learned that kerosene quickly dissolves Styrofoam cups. 
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Post by: Baruch on October 22, 2018, 11:34:36 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 22, 2018, 08:41:51 PM
I heard on, maybe Colbert, that white supremacists are proud of being able to drink milk because so many non-white "races" can't. Lactose is one of the few things they're tolerant of.

Only Indo-Europeans.  And that included Persians and many Indians.  That was 6000 years ago.  Have horse and cow, will travel.  Cows milk help the babies survive.  Non-Indo-Europeans did have a protein rich diet however, from drinking blood ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on October 22, 2018, 11:37:58 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on October 22, 2018, 09:13:18 PM
I think treating animals ethically is an admirable idea that some people take too far. I don't think there is anything admirable about white supremacy.

Black supremacy is so much better.  The Zulu however know what the Xhosa are all about.  The Zulu know they are next, after the Whites are expropriated.  Then it is back to age old African tribal warfare.  I don't think the Xhosa will stand a chance.  No joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCtKoEoE6nQ

It was the British who saved the Xhosa from predation by the Zulu
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Post by: Baruch on October 22, 2018, 11:39:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 22, 2018, 09:28:32 PM
Absolutely.  But given PETA's history with kill shelters, I don't think I can grant them even that.

They're just self-righteous assholes who want to tell people what to eat, what to wear, etc and use compassion as a pretense.  For them, no lie is immoral if it helps advance the cause.

Even if I agreed with them on principle, I would despise their tactics.  And some of their principles (like phasing out pets, opposition to all animal testing even if it could lead to an AIDS cure, complete elimination of meat and animal products like milk and cheese), I absolutely do not agree with.

About the only thing we can both agree on is being in favor of lab-grown meat.

SJWs .. sons of PETA.
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Post by: Baruch on October 22, 2018, 11:41:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 22, 2018, 09:37:57 PM
I just read one of the PETA's articles entitled "Drop the Flyswatter: Insects Are Conscious".  It concludes by exhorting readers to nonviolently escort insects (presumably including cockroaches) out of their house.  These people live on a whole 'nother planet.

I have a truce with my cockroaches.  Think Willard, but with exoskeletons.
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Post by: trdsf on October 23, 2018, 02:49:39 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 22, 2018, 09:28:32 PM
Absolutely.  But given PETA's history with kill shelters, I don't think I can grant them even that.

They're just self-righteous assholes who want to tell people what to eat, what to wear, etc and use compassion as a pretense.  For them, no lie is immoral if it helps advance the cause.

Even if I agreed with them on principle, I would despise their tactics.  And some of their principles (like phasing out pets, opposition to all animal testing even if it could lead to an AIDS cure, complete elimination of meat and animal products like milk and cheese), I absolutely do not agree with.

About the only thing we can both agree on is being in favor of lab-grown meat.
I would just like some evidence that PETA regards the human animal with anything like the same "compassion" that they claim to have for other animals.
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Post by: trdsf on October 23, 2018, 03:26:41 AM
Talk about PETA puts me in mind of this:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 23, 2018, 05:53:39 AM
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on October 23, 2018, 08:23:40 AM
I save spiders and wasps, and even that giant moth that somehow got into the house at one point. Not because I think they feel or any such shit, but because they're neat animals and don't feel the need to destroy them, especially harmless and beneficial insects. Cockroaches and flies are on my perpetual hit-list, though. They're annoying and not good company.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 24, 2018, 02:43:26 AM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on October 23, 2018, 08:23:40 AM
I save spiders and wasps, and even that giant moth that somehow got into the house at one point. Not because I think they feel or any such shit, but because they're neat animals and don't feel the need to destroy them, especially harmless and beneficial insects. Cockroaches and flies are on my perpetual hit-list, though. They're annoying and not good company.

I capture and release lizards, but most bugs or insects I find in my house are dead. My dad likes to release spiders, but I don't like getting close enough to capture those. We get those wolf spiders in this area, which are like giant jumping spiders, and they freak me the hell out. Tried killing one with a shoe once and it jumped out of the way twice. Ain't no way I'm capturing something that moves like that. And wasps can go fuck themselves. Bees are usually harmless, but wasps are mean. Occasionally, one will build a nest above my front door and chase me away when I'd try to get inside.
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Post by: trdsf on October 24, 2018, 06:10:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgOMiyjitjA

Alas, not really David Attenborough, but a darn good impersonation.  :)
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Post by: Munch on October 24, 2018, 06:38:13 AM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on October 23, 2018, 08:23:40 AM
I save spiders and wasps, and even that giant moth that somehow got into the house at one point. Not because I think they feel or any such shit, but because they're neat animals and don't feel the need to destroy them, especially harmless and beneficial insects. Cockroaches and flies are on my perpetual hit-list, though. They're annoying and not good company.

Spiders (even though I'm arachnophobic) and moths I will save, they have a use in keeping a balance in nature and even respect the little buggers.
Wasps though, no, Wasps are just cunts. They kill bees, and other productive insects.

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Post by: Munch on October 24, 2018, 06:40:43 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 24, 2018, 02:43:26 AM
I capture and release lizards, but most bugs or insects I find in my house are dead. My dad likes to release spiders, but I don't like getting close enough to capture those. We get those wolf spiders in this area, which are like giant jumping spiders, and they freak me the hell out. Tried killing one with a shoe once and it jumped out of the way twice. Ain't no way I'm capturing something that moves like that. And wasps can go fuck themselves. Bees are usually harmless, but wasps are mean. Occasionally, one will build a nest above my front door and chase me away when I'd try to get inside.

See in that respect I'm lucky, we only have very basic spiders here in the UK, largest is probably house spiders but none are poisonous to humans.
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Post by: Baruch on October 24, 2018, 07:42:48 AM
Quote from: Munch on October 24, 2018, 06:40:43 AM
See in that respect I'm lucky, we only have very basic spiders here in the UK, largest is probably house spiders but none are poisonous to humans.

Black widows, brown recluses ... bad
Wolf spiders and tarantulas ... good

Yes, hornets and wasps are all assholes

Let a native brown tarantula sit on my arm 16 years ago, as big as my outstretched hand legs and all.  Had a friend who knew all about them, it was living in the bushes in front of my house, and I didn't know it was there.  Had another tarantula years earlier, jump off the roof of the garage, and land on my head (partly) as a means for it to get back down.  I figured it had climbed up the cottonwood tree, then jumped down (no silk would hold it) onto the roof, for hunting.  Then the greedy thing couldn't find a way down.  It waited until nightfall in hiding, and then opportunistically used my head as a short cut.  Didn't land dead center, I just felt this mouse size thing land on my head, which slid directly off onto the ground.  Even in the dark with no light, I could see how big that stupid bastard was!
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Post by: Munch on October 24, 2018, 10:52:26 AM
My nephew held a tarantula in his hand as a school trip to a wildlife center and said it was no big deal, he wasn't scared, and it just kinda tickled.

I could never do that, I can't even look at a picture of one without looking away, yet I still respect them and wish I wasn't psychologically withdrawn by them. I actually really like other things people are scared of, snakes, lizards, rats, mice, I find them fascinating and cute.



Daaawww!
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Post by: Hakurei Reimu on October 24, 2018, 11:14:23 AM
Quote from: Munch on October 24, 2018, 06:38:13 AM
Wasps though, no, Wasps are just cunts. They kill bees, and other productive insects.
Depends on the species and circumstances. Wasps are universally predators, and while sometimes a bee will fall prey to one, and while wasps do occasionally raid bee nests, most of their victims are pest insects. I've found most wasps and hornets to be quite inoffensive, even docile. Yellowjackets are assholes, though. They receive no mercy.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 24, 2018, 11:28:29 AM
Had a bumper crop of tomatoes this year and noticed for the first time small wasps in the garden.  Found out that they lay eggs in the tomato worms, which killed them.  Left the wasps alone--had only one or two of those nasty worms this year.  Hope they are around next year.
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Post by: Munch on October 24, 2018, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on October 24, 2018, 11:14:23 AM
Depends on the species and circumstances. Wasps are universally predators, and while sometimes a bee will fall prey to one, and while wasps do occasionally raid bee nests, most of their victims are pest insects. I've found most wasps and hornets to be quite inoffensive, even docile. Yellowjackets are assholes, though. They receive no mercy.

I think thats what I was thinking of when referring to wasps.



all these little bastards get from me is.

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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 24, 2018, 11:55:45 AM
Quote from: Munch on October 24, 2018, 11:34:30 AM
I think thats what I was thinking of when referring to wasps.



We call those yellowjackets. When I was ten years old my family was clearing brush and I was attacked by yellowjackets and stung over thirty times. That sucked.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 24, 2018, 01:13:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isvqg90LhqM
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Post by: Munch on October 24, 2018, 03:23:57 PM
they have to use cgi to make spiders cute.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 24, 2018, 04:02:11 PM
Not peacock spiders, they're already cute all on their own:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPh_Gi7PCqs
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Post by: Munch on October 24, 2018, 04:04:58 PM
Only from the head up
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 24, 2018, 04:56:12 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 24, 2018, 04:02:11 PM
Not peacock spiders, they're already cute all on their own:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPh_Gi7PCqs

Cool looking? Kinda. Pretty? Yeah. Still wouldn't get close to it.
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Post by: Baruch on October 24, 2018, 07:57:19 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 24, 2018, 04:04:58 PM
Only from the head up

Reminds me of Texas ... "The eyes of spiders are upon you, all the live long day ..."
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2018, 08:14:39 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 24, 2018, 06:40:43 AM
See in that respect I'm lucky, we only have very basic spiders here in the UK, largest is probably house spiders but none are poisonous to humans.
Venomous.
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Post by: Munch on October 24, 2018, 09:05:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 24, 2018, 08:14:39 PM
Venomous.



there you go, venom ass.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 24, 2018, 09:23:21 PM
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Post by: Munch on October 24, 2018, 10:11:26 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on October 24, 2018, 09:23:21 PM


its finally happened. Guess I'll have to start making gender specific gingerbread men for my nephews now.


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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2018, 11:37:02 PM


2MeIRL4MeIRL
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 25, 2018, 12:44:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 26, 2018, 09:16:33 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 27, 2018, 03:21:06 PM


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Post by: Baruch on October 27, 2018, 06:34:55 PM
Why can't they just ring the doorbell like everyone else? ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 28, 2018, 10:20:42 PM
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Post by: Munch on October 28, 2018, 10:43:20 PM
Better call first aid.



Oh but you meant a plague doctor, okay then!

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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 29, 2018, 04:02:43 AM
Quote from: Baruch on October 27, 2018, 06:34:55 PM
Why can't they just ring the doorbell like everyone else? ;-)

LOL He is not supposed to actually. It's an npc in Skyrim. He is a courier. He keeps catching up with you and deliver letters to you for quests or money etc. He just runs in front of you and you can't run away from it. Well of course you can, but esp. when it happens so often in a short time it is funny. He ends up in your house suddenly...etc.
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Post by: Munch on October 29, 2018, 10:40:12 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 30, 2018, 08:05:29 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 29, 2018, 10:40:12 PM


It's not a costume if you wear it every day.
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Post by: Munch on October 30, 2018, 08:07:16 PM
it is if thats your only suit for special occasions.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 31, 2018, 06:15:05 AM
Quote from: Munch on October 30, 2018, 08:07:16 PM
it is if thats your only suit for special occasions.
Like Saturday night.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 31, 2018, 11:36:28 AM



Titty sprinkles.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 31, 2018, 11:39:44 AM
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Post by: pr126 on November 01, 2018, 12:34:43 PM
I think this is the correct thread for this.

A bombshell. The beginning of the end. The walls are closing in. A turning point.

#NPCNEWS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjUvfZj-Fm0
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Post by: Baruch on November 01, 2018, 12:49:57 PM
Actually assassination is next ... after Nov 6.  Saudi Arabia will loan Hillary their best l-(  If you recall, these same peaceniks put out an imaginary assassination of George W while he was in office.
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Post by: Munch on November 01, 2018, 01:49:18 PM
Quote from: pr126 on November 01, 2018, 12:34:43 PM
I think this is the correct thread for this.

A bombshell. The beginning of the end. The walls are closing in. A turning point.

#NPCNEWS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjUvfZj-Fm0

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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 01, 2018, 03:16:43 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 01, 2018, 12:49:57 PM
Actually assassination is next ... after Nov 6.  Saudi Arabia will loan Hillary their best l-(  If you recall, these same peaceniks put out an imaginary assassination of George W while he was in office.

I don't want Trump assassinated or impeached. In my ideal fantasy, the Republicans would do what the Democrats did to Franklin Pierce and not nominate him for a second term.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 01, 2018, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on November 01, 2018, 03:16:43 PM
I don't want Trump assassinated or impeached. In my ideal fantasy, the Republicans would do what the Democrats did to Franklin Pierce and not nominate him for a second term.
I just hope the sane-ish members of the Grim Old Party realize what nominating the lester of two weevils (having bought into the extremists' propaganda) did to them.
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Post by: trdsf on November 01, 2018, 07:19:13 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on November 01, 2018, 03:16:43 PM
I don't want Trump assassinated or impeached. In my ideal fantasy, the Republicans would do what the Democrats did to Franklin Pierce and not nominate him for a second term.
I'll settle for what the Republicans did to Nixon in August of 1974.  Yes, I'm old enough to remember when Republicans gave a shit about facts -- and about the country.
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Post by: Baruch on November 01, 2018, 07:48:48 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 01, 2018, 03:27:34 PM
I just hope the sane-ish members of the Grim Old Party realize what nominating the lester of two weevils (having bought into the extremists' propaganda) did to them.

The Republicans you are counting on, would nominate John Bolton, now that John Bomb-Bomb is done.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 01, 2018, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 01, 2018, 07:19:13 PM
I'll settle for what the Republicans did to Nixon in August of 1974.  Yes, I'm old enough to remember when Republicans gave a shit about facts -- and about the country.

If Republicans didn't choose Trump for a second term it would send a clear message they disapproved of his presidency without involving the Democrats and it would avoid the drama and fingerpointing of an impeachment. I am confident if the Republicans didn't choose Trump for a second term he is narcissistic enough to run as a third-party candidate and take all his supporters with him, splitting the Republican party and clearing the field for the Democrats. Of course, I described this as a fantasy because the Republicans would never let that happen. Now that I think about it, Trump should secretly threaten to Republican leaders to leave and run third-party. I bet he could blackmail the Republicans into setting him up handsomely after his second term.
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Post by: Baruch on November 01, 2018, 07:53:59 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 01, 2018, 07:19:13 PM
I'll settle for what the Republicans did to Nixon in August of 1974.  Yes, I'm old enough to remember when Republicans gave a shit about facts -- and about the country.

There were dirty reasons why they shafted Nixon ... he threatened to spill the beans on the JFK assassination.  There was a reason why Nixon picked Mr Warren Commission Corruption .. Gerald Ford, as his new VP.  If he hadn't of resigned, and took his secret to the grave, a grave event would have happened.  He knew that Ford would pardon him.  George HW was one of 4 future presidents involved in Dallas.  He was deeply involved in the Bay of Pigs, and had been promised the VP position for 1968, he had to wait another 12 years, and then be involved in the attempted assassination of Reagan.
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Post by: Munch on November 01, 2018, 08:49:20 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on November 01, 2018, 07:51:19 PM
If Republicans didn't choose Trump for a second term it would send a clear message they disapproved of his presidency without involving the Democrats and it would avoid the drama and fingerpointing of an impeachment. I am confident if the Republicans didn't choose Trump for a second term he is narcissistic enough to run as a third-party candidate and take all his supporters with him, splitting the Republican party and clearing the field for the Democrats. Of course, I described this as a fantasy because the Republicans would never let that happen. Now that I think about it, Trump should secretly threaten to Republican leaders to leave and run third-party. I bet he could blackmail the Republicans into setting him up handsomely after his second term.

know whats funny, theres a gay porn star who was kind of popular some years ago, Colby Keller, who was a porn star, artist and song writer. However in the elections, he voted for trump, and it made the gay porn fandom community explode at the idea of a gay man voting for him or any republican, and since then its had people calling him a trump supporter for it.

However, when interviewed on the reasons why, he told everyone his reasons wasn't because he supported trump, but because he saw trump as a perfect example of someone who could destabilize the current system, such as the republican party or just pushing the democrats into having someone better in place to lead, not trusting Hillary either. So he figured since both were awful choices, just pick the worst one now and see it producing something better down the line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCJD-865o9o&t=258s

His reasons were because of the larger picture and problem with america as it stands right now, and it makes a lot of sense. The petty regards for whos best candidate right now in one of the most powerful nations on earth matter far less then the state of the world, culture, the environment, and if choosing a joke president whos basically a cartoon villain is used as a means to show the worst of the worst and give people a sense of wanting something better, then it made a lot of sense why he voted for such a person as trump.

So it be funny if things turn out exactly as you mentioned in.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 01, 2018, 09:32:06 PM
Colby Keller would probably appreciate this display I saw last night.

www.revcom.us


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Post by: Munch on November 01, 2018, 09:42:48 PM
I'm not so inclined to go to revcom.us
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 01, 2018, 10:24:23 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 01, 2018, 09:42:48 PM
I'm not so inclined to go to revcom.us

Just imagine there was a Star Trek transporter accident and pr126's opposite, goateed doppelganger made a website.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 03, 2018, 12:58:13 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 03, 2018, 01:55:26 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 01, 2018, 09:42:48 PM
I'm not so inclined to go to revcom.us

Yeah, so 1960s.  Been there, done that.  Don't need to do it again.

Kill all humans.
Kill all adults.
Kill all men.
Kill all women.
Kill all children.

Leave anyone out?  So edgy, so French existentialist poetry in a beret and holding a cigarette in a funny way.  Condemning all the damn Anglophone barbarians.

It would be interesting if The Caravan (funded by Soros, Hispanic Americans political candidates in Texas etc) did this acting out.  Hit them with cluster bombs!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 03, 2018, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 03, 2018, 01:55:26 PM
The Caravan (funded by Soros,
Have you got any evidence for that, or are you just regurgitating what Trump and his cronies have been spewing?
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 03, 2018, 02:57:50 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 01, 2018, 08:49:20 PM
know whats funny, theres a gay porn star who was kind of popular some years ago, Colby Keller, who was a porn star, artist and song writer. However in the elections, he voted for trump, and it made the gay porn fandom community explode at the idea of a gay man voting for him or any republican, and since then its had people calling him a trump supporter for it.

However, when interviewed on the reasons why, he told everyone his reasons wasn't because he supported trump, but because he saw trump as a perfect example of someone who could destabilize the current system, such as the republican party or just pushing the democrats into having someone better in place to lead, not trusting Hillary either. So he figured since both were awful choices, just pick the worst one now and see it producing something better down the line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCJD-865o9o&t=258s

His reasons were because of the larger picture and problem with america as it stands right now, and it makes a lot of sense. The petty regards for whos best candidate right now in one of the most powerful nations on earth matter far less then the state of the world, culture, the environment, and if choosing a joke president whos basically a cartoon villain is used as a means to show the worst of the worst and give people a sense of wanting something better, then it made a lot of sense why he voted for such a person as trump.

So it be funny if things turn out exactly as you mentioned in.

Well, I hope he's bloody happy. Now that we have a Republican majority in the Supreme Court, America will resemble a theocracy more than it already does, and it'll take decades (at least) to get fixed. And have Americans learned from their mistake? Nope. All we've learned is that there is no low Trump or any Republican could stoop to where they would find fault within their own ranks. Many morons take every word of Trump and/or Republican propaganda media as Gospel. Even if there are more intelligent Americans than I think there are, and Republicans are run out of office en masse come November 6th, how long would those voters remember this lesson? Not very long, I expect. We've gained absolutely nothing from Trump taking office.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 03, 2018, 03:04:31 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 03, 2018, 03:05:42 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 03, 2018, 01:58:13 PM
Have you got any evidence for that, or are you just regurgitating what Trump and his cronies have been spewing?

The timing of the caravan scare is not a coincidence. The ones who have something to gain from it are the Republicans, who people scared of the brown boogieman will go to vote for this election. These people who are supposedly mostly strong men, yet simultaneously disease ridden to the point of barely hanging on to life, won't be here for months. Yet there are troops at our border now, equal to the number of troops in Afghanistan. Why? As a political stunt. Trump wants people to believe they are being "invaded" by these people seeking asylum here, and to see the sympathetic Democrats as equally dangerous.

Speaking of the election, I love this sign I saw as I entered the early polling place. Keep in mind, this is a very red region of Texas where I saw this sign. "Sick and tired yet? Vote Republican!" What? If you're tired of the status quo, you should vote for the same people all over again? How the fuck does that make any sense?
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 03, 2018, 03:18:09 PM
I bet once this election is over we'll cease to hear much about the so-called "caravan."
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Post by: Baruch on November 03, 2018, 05:32:17 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 03, 2018, 03:05:42 PM
The timing of the caravan scare is not a coincidence. The ones who have something to gain from it are the Republicans, who people scared of the brown boogieman will go to vote for this election. These people who are supposedly mostly strong men, yet simultaneously disease ridden to the point of barely hanging on to life, won't be here for months. Yet there are troops at our border now, equal to the number of troops in Afghanistan. Why? As a political stunt. Trump wants people to believe they are being "invaded" by these people seeking asylum here, and to see the sympathetic Democrats as equally dangerous.

Speaking of the election, I love this sign I saw as I entered the early polling place. Keep in mind, this is a very red region of Texas where I saw this sign. "Sick and tired yet? Vote Republican!" What? If you're tired of the status quo, you should vote for the same people all over again? How the fuck does that make any sense?

Really?  So Soros works for Trump?  Maybe Hillary works for Trump ... she ran intending to lose?  I think that everyone knows which party has embraced open borders and sanctuary cities.  Not something i am really against ... but it triggers certain people.

Are Democrats sympathetic?  Why are Hondurans fleeing?  Because of the attempt by Obama to overthrow the government there, with the able help of Sec Hillary Clinton ...

http://america.aljazeera.com/opinions/2014/9/hillary-clinton-honduraslatinamericaforeignpolicy.html
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Post by: Munch on November 03, 2018, 09:26:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2018, 11:32:36 PM
^ Awesome pictures thread material.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2018, 11:33:16 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 04, 2018, 01:50:46 AM
Quote from: Baruch on November 03, 2018, 05:32:17 PM
Really?  So Soros works for Trump?  Maybe Hillary works for Trump ... she ran intending to lose?  I think that everyone knows which party has embraced open borders and sanctuary cities.  Not something i am really against ... but it triggers certain people.

Are Democrats sympathetic?  Why are Hondurans fleeing?  Because of the attempt by Obama to overthrow the government there, with the able help of Sec Hillary Clinton ...

http://america.aljazeera.com/opinions/2014/9/hillary-clinton-honduraslatinamericaforeignpolicy.html

You're right. Soros hiring a bunch of Hondurans to lead a caravan doesn't make sense if it helps out the Republicans. So either:

A. Soros is a double-agent, trying to get Republicans elected. Or...

B. Soros had nothing to do with the caravan, and you need to stop giving credibility to stupid conspiracy theories.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 04, 2018, 04:01:51 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 04, 2018, 01:50:46 AM
You're right. Soros hiring a bunch of Hondurans to lead a caravan doesn't make sense if it helps out the Democrats. So either:

A. Soros is a double-agent, trying to get Republicans elected. Or...

B. Soros had nothing to do with the caravan, and you need to stop giving credibility to stupid conspiracy theories.

Conspiracy theory?  Trump sucks Putin's dick?  Really?

Fact is, some people can't accept reality, that Trump is President.  So much into revenge that they would destroy the US, to genocide all the Deplorables who voted for him.  Traditionally, Democrats enslave, they don't genocide (unless you are Native American).
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 04, 2018, 05:29:31 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 03, 2018, 09:26:20 PM


Incognito? LOL
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 04, 2018, 05:32:22 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 04, 2018, 04:01:51 AM
Conspiracy theory?  Trump sucks Putin's dick?  Really?

Well, we never did find out what Trump and Putin were doing alone together for two hours...
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Post by: Munch on November 04, 2018, 08:05:50 PM

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Post by: Blackleaf on November 04, 2018, 09:04:43 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 04, 2018, 08:05:50 PM



"Fimally"
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Post by: Shiranu on November 04, 2018, 09:25:57 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2018, 10:19:48 PM
^ I feel like the guy on the bottom-left was that crag's original squatter-hermit and is annoyed at the noisy crowd gathering around this other guy.  Not jealous, just intruded upon.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 04, 2018, 10:58:01 PM
QuoteWell, I hope he's bloody happy. Now that we have a Republican majority in the Supreme Court, America will resemble a theocracy more than it already does, and it'll take decades (at least) to get fixed. And have Americans learned from their mistake? Nope. All we've learned is that there is no low Trump or any Republican could stoop to where they would find fault within their own ranks. Many morons take every word of Trump and/or Republican propaganda media as Gospel. Even if there are more intelligent Americans than I think there are, and Republicans are run out of office en masse come November 6th, how long would those voters remember this lesson? Not very long, I expect. We've gained absolutely nothing from Trump taking office.

Hurting yourself (and everyone else) just to make things worse (and magically that will make things better)... seriously, that is some of the dumbest logic I have ever heard. I'm trying to think of any analogy where it would make sense, and I'm drawing a blank.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 04, 2018, 11:01:48 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 04, 2018, 10:58:01 PM
Hurting yourself (and everyone else) just to make things worse (and magically that will make things better)... seriously, that is some of the dumbest logic I have ever heard. I'm trying to think of any analogy where it would make sense, and I'm drawing a blank.

"Cutting off your nose to spite your face" comes to mind.
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Post by: Baruch on November 05, 2018, 06:42:23 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 04, 2018, 10:19:48 PM
^ I feel like the guy on the bottom-left was that crag's original squatter-hermit and is annoyed at the noisy crowd gathering around this other guy.  Not jealous, just intruded upon.

Diogenes Jr.  Diogenes Sr was in Alexander's time.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 05, 2018, 06:43:08 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 04, 2018, 10:58:01 PM
Hurting yourself (and everyone else) just to make things worse (and magically that will make things better)... seriously, that is some of the dumbest logic I have ever heard. I'm trying to think of any analogy where it would make sense, and I'm drawing a blank.

Humans being self destructive ... is that a new concept for you?
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 05, 2018, 10:49:11 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2018, 09:52:03 PM


Damn you, millennials!

Or...maybe just maybe, serving bar food that's crappy even by bar food standards and trying to make up for the shortfall with bewbs is a bad business model.
There is a hooters equivilant called Brick House by me. Way better food and still has big boobed women with short shorts. The clothes look nicer than shitty hooters brand tank tops too. The whole place looks a lot nicer. Not bad pricing either.

http://www.buffalospree.com/Buffalo-Spree/April-2011/Fanfare-for-the-common-man-cave/
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2018, 11:21:13 AM
I'm betting on hormones to keep such places in business. Rebranded, perhaps, but still there.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 05, 2018, 01:24:04 PM
The bigger the bills, the louder the hormones...
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 05, 2018, 05:46:33 PM
Boobs will always be in business. The sale of sex, in one form or another has always been on the market. One of the absolute earliest commodities for human kind. It will never go away as long as women have vagana and guys have peen
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Post by: Munch on November 05, 2018, 06:11:28 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 05, 2018, 05:46:33 PM
Boobs will always be in business. The sale of sex, in one form or another has always been on the market. One of the absolute earliest commodities for human kind. It will never go away as long as women have vagana and guys have peen

What is this vagianna you speak of? Is it some kind of delectable fruit, some mechanical construction?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2018, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 05, 2018, 06:11:28 PM
What is this vagianna you speak of? Is it some kind of delectable fruit, some mechanical construction?
You need to harken back to your roots.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2018, 07:12:07 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 05, 2018, 06:11:28 PM
What is this vagianna you speak of? Is it some kind of delectable fruit
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Post by: Shiranu on November 05, 2018, 11:58:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2018, 01:07:53 AM


Just one catch:  Michigan doesn't have early voting and absentee ballots there aren't counted until election day, so this guy is talking out of his ass.  In fact, here's Michigan's current turnout figures (https://www.washingtonpost.com/election-results/michigan/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d431028565b2) (a whopping 0 votes so far)

Went to his twitter feed to confirm, it's legit.  And that little nugget is just the tip of a vast iceberg of misinformation and delusion.  Wacko must tweet 50 times a day.  Clearly, he has a expert teacher in that area.
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Post by: Munch on November 06, 2018, 05:33:36 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 05, 2018, 11:58:29 PM


Isn't that centrists can't tell them apart, its that we see both sides as assholes in their own special way.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on November 06, 2018, 08:29:43 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 05, 2018, 11:58:29 PM

That's not a communist, that's a furry, and everyone knows that furries should be lined up against a wall and shot.
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Post by: Munch on November 06, 2018, 08:38:41 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on November 06, 2018, 08:29:43 AM
That's not a communist, that's a furry, and everyone knows that furries should be lined up against a wall and shot.

I'm deeply offended by that, I'm so scarred now as my hidden furry side comes to the surface.

Taste my revenge!



(surprisingly suits in this thread)
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Post by: Baruch on November 06, 2018, 12:58:37 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 05, 2018, 11:58:29 PM


No ... Communist = kill millions of Ukrainian kulaks, starve to death millions of Chinese peasants (see Cambodia also).  Communists are as puritanical as any Nazi ... both are socialist ... they want utopia ... with no humans at all (the only way to get a utopia).  Why only hatred of German socialism (National Socialist Party) ... do Russians and Asians not count?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2018, 01:04:28 PM
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Post by: Munch on November 06, 2018, 01:07:36 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 06, 2018, 12:58:37 PM
No ... Communist = kill millions of Ukrainian kulaks, starve to death millions of Chinese peasants (see Cambodia also).  Communists are as puritanical as any Nazi ... both are socialist ... they want utopia ... with no humans at all (the only way to get a utopia).  Why only hatred of German socialism (National Socialist Party) ... do Russians and Asians not count?

of course they don't, because what they did is never relevant to such a demographic. History is one sides.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2018, 04:09:44 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 06, 2018, 01:07:36 PM
of course they don't, because what they did is never relevant to such a demographic. History is one sides.
Seriously? When are people going to out grow "the winners write the history"? Anybody heard of Vietnam? Russians have histories of Afghanistan. Dubya wrote of his battle with the alphabet and "My First Reader" after he left the White House.
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Post by: Baruch on November 06, 2018, 07:54:18 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2018, 01:04:28 PM


Originally Red was Democrat ... then they changed it, just to fool the fools.  All Americans are MAGA, they just disagree on who to screw.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 06, 2018, 07:56:12 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2018, 04:09:44 PM
Seriously? When are people going to out grow "the winners write the history"? Anybody heard of Vietnam? Russians have histories of Afghanistan. Dubya wrote of his battle with the alphabet and "My First Reader" after he left the White House.

Well, hate all war if you think that best.  You were there.  What is the lesson of Vietnam, other than LBJ was Satan?  I can't see it as support for Communism.  I can see it as a lesson in why the intelligentsia should be exterminated.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 06, 2018, 08:17:32 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 06, 2018, 07:56:12 PM
What is the lesson of Vietnam, other than LBJ was Satan?

The lesson of Vietnam is that war is very lucrative to those who manufacture weapons of war.
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Post by: Baruch on November 06, 2018, 08:49:30 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 06, 2018, 08:17:32 PM
The lesson of Vietnam is that war is very lucrative to those who manufacture weapons of war.

So kill all the capitalists, to establish peace, right Karl?
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 06, 2018, 08:52:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2018, 01:56:21 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on November 07, 2018, 01:20:51 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 06, 2018, 08:49:30 PM
So kill all the capitalists, to establish peace, right Karl?
They don't need to be killed, just "re-educated." LOL
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Post by: Baruch on November 07, 2018, 07:47:25 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 07, 2018, 01:20:51 PM
They don't need to be killed, just "re-educated." LOL

I am sure the rice fields of Cambodia are waiting ;-(  Got Hoe?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2018, 06:04:06 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: PickelledEggs on November 08, 2018, 08:59:13 AM
Yeah. Furries are fucking weird, man. One of the only kinks I actively shame, shamelessly
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 08, 2018, 09:01:15 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 08, 2018, 08:59:13 AM
Yeah. Furries are fucking weird, man. One of the only kinks I actively shame, shamelessly

https://youtu.be/GmULc5VANsw
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on November 08, 2018, 10:04:16 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 08, 2018, 08:59:13 AM
Yeah. Furries are fucking weird, man. One of the only kinks I actively shame, shamelessly

soo, whys it okay to shame people for having fursona's, but its perfectly fine for people dressing up in starwars costumes, or final fantasy costumes?

Sure, the furry community has some rotten eggs in it, some bad stories of people going to far with it. But that is because of the individuals, not because things like furry-cons promote sexual deviancy .

My boyfriends have fursona's, these are them.



they don't dress up like these characters, they don't own fur suits, they don't go to furry-cons, they haven't changed their first or last names to match with their characters. All they do is roleplay as them in the games they came from (world of warcraft) and occasionally write fan fiction about them or pay for commissions to have artists draw them.

Considering all the stuff in the world that is pretty fucking awful, just taking a few examples of people taking their fandom to far and classing all people in that group as the same kind of deviant is pretty shallow for people to do. It be like how because theres a couple cases around the world of gay men being pedophiles, and having Christians accusing all gays of being pedophiles because of it.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 08, 2018, 10:07:06 AM
Quote from: Munch on November 08, 2018, 10:04:16 AM
soo, whys it okay to shame people for having fursona's, but its perfectly fine for people dressing up in starwars costumes, or final fantasy costumes?

Sure, the furry community has some rotten eggs in it, some bad stories of people going to far with it. But that is because of the individuals, not because things like furry-cons promote sexual deviancy .

My boyfriends have fursona's, these are them.



they don't dress up like these characters, they don't own fur suits, they don't go to furry-cons, they haven't changed their first or last names to match with their characters. All they do is roleplay as them in the games they came from (world of warcraft) and occasionally write fan fiction about them or pay for commissions to have artists draw them.

Considering all the stuff in the world that is pretty fucking awful, just taking a few examples of people taking their fandom to far and classing all people in that group as the same kind of deviant is pretty shallow for people to do. It be like how because theres a couple cases around the world of a gay men being pedophiles, and having Christians accusing all gays of being pedophiles because of it.
It's ok to shame anyone for anything. I'm a non-discriminatory shame-er.

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Post by: Munch on November 08, 2018, 10:13:49 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 08, 2018, 10:07:06 AM
It's ok to shame anyone for anything. I'm a non-discriminatory shame-er.

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A child suffering from a brain tumor with 2 months to live.

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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 08, 2018, 10:25:43 AM
Quote from: Munch on November 08, 2018, 10:13:49 AM
A child suffering from a brain tumor with 2 months to live.


Idiot couldn't have been born without an ailment? What a loser.

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Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on November 08, 2018, 10:29:42 AM
and the parents were infact democrats, who voted for hillary.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: GSOgymrat on November 08, 2018, 10:43:33 AM
When people are into a fetish that you're not into:

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: the_antithesis on November 08, 2018, 10:52:08 AM
Quote from: Munch on November 08, 2018, 10:04:16 AM
... but its perfectly fine for people dressing up in starwars costumes, or final fantasy costumes?

It isn't.

People dressing up in Star Wars outfits while filming an actual Star Wars movie for Disney should feel a lethal amount of shame.
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Post by: Munch on November 08, 2018, 12:44:43 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: PickelledEggs on November 08, 2018, 12:46:49 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 08, 2018, 10:29:42 AM
and the parents were infact democrats, who voted for hillary.
Probably were retarded antivaxxers too

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Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 08, 2018, 12:58:57 PM
I still have my Whip Inflation Now button from the time of President Ford?  Does that count as kinky?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: the_antithesis on November 08, 2018, 01:07:41 PM
We had a car manufacturer as a president?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: the_antithesis on November 08, 2018, 01:09:27 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 08, 2018, 12:44:43 PM


I'm not seeing the funny here. Is it the "Engrish" on the sign, which I don't find that distracting and didn't really notice the first time I read it or is there a dick pic in the dots somewhere that I'm not seeing?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2018, 01:25:00 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 08, 2018, 01:09:27 PM
I'm not seeing the funny here.
The dots placed by Japanese citizens are more evenly and neatly placed than others, implying a greater societal emphasis on orderliness.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on November 08, 2018, 01:42:43 PM
It's like the difference between Felix Unger and Oscar Madison.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 08, 2018, 07:20:22 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 08, 2018, 01:07:41 PM
We had a car manufacturer as a president?

Gerald, not Henry.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: trdsf on November 08, 2018, 07:41:59 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 08, 2018, 08:59:13 AM
Yeah. Furries are fucking weird, man. One of the only kinks I actively shame, shamelessly
I dunno.  My ex was (is) one, and if he wanted to move back in with me, even as just roommates, I'd have him back in a second.

I will say that some of the most completely mental fans I've met were furs (anime fans generally speaking are a very close second in the creepy stakes, in my experience), but also that they don't hold an exclusive on being mental fans.  Almighty Bob, the 'Beauty and the Beast' TV series fans in the 90s... who inevitably insisted on wearing Spandex despite almost universally having bodies never meant to be wrapped in Spandex.  And, tragically, I am reminded of the guy we called 'Sailor Dude' who dressed up as Sailor Moon for conventions.  He didn't bother actually trying to look like the character, he just put a Sailor Moon costume on his peculiarly hairy body.

So basically, it depends on the individual â€" like every other would-be generalization.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 09, 2018, 12:39:55 AM
I dunno. I could never date a furry, much less live with one because I hate scooping the litter box.
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Post by: PickelledEggs on November 09, 2018, 12:42:52 AM
Every furry ive ever met were not only fucking weird for being in to furry-themed sex, but also because they were arrogantly stupid and annoying.
I am not the only person with this experience.
They are weird, annoying, and stupid. A trifecta of nope for me.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 09, 2018, 01:12:54 AM
See, this is why if they ever remake Night of the Lepus, I think they should add a furry character who wears bunny ears to his office job and just thinks it's swell when the killer giant rabbits start attacking.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on November 09, 2018, 02:01:33 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on November 09, 2018, 04:37:55 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 09, 2018, 12:42:52 AM
Every football fan ive ever met were not only fucking weird for being in to screaming like a mongoloid at the opposing team but also because they were arrogantly stupid and annoying.
I am not the only person with this experience.
They are weird, annoying, and stupid. A trifecta of nope for me.

Guess I should generalize all football fans then.

Maybe I should extend that to all American liberals saying their all sjw screechers because I saw a few people online doing it.

And all black people are low life street things with no education.

Here's the thing, you want the freedom to criticise anyone, that's fine. But if you think that extends into generalisation of people, thats not fine, that's just being shallow.

But you gotta accept that, since you know, my freedom to criticise others.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: PickelledEggs on November 09, 2018, 09:56:30 AM
Quote from: Munch on November 09, 2018, 04:37:55 AM
Guess I should generalize all football fans then.

Maybe I should extend that to all American liberals saying their all sjw screechers because I saw a few people online doing it.

And all black people are low life street things with no education.

Here's the thing, you want the freedom to criticise anyone, that's fine. But if you think that extends into generalisation of people, thats not fine, that's just being shallow.

But you gotta accept that, since you know, my freedom to criticise others.
I actually dislike football and find football fans and sports fans in general weird. Kind of how I find nationalism weird.


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Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on November 10, 2018, 05:19:15 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on November 09, 2018, 09:56:30 AM
I actually dislike football and find football fans and sports fans in general weird. Kind of how I find nationalism weird.


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There is nothing wrong with nationalism or being proud of your countries achievements.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 10, 2018, 05:40:57 AM
This thread has gone weird.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 10, 2018, 05:46:33 AM
Nah, funny pictures just look like ideologically driven discussions nowadays.
Keep up with the latest trends, Gawdzilla.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 10, 2018, 05:49:22 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 10, 2018, 05:46:33 AM
Nah, funny pictures just look like ideologically driven discussions nowadays.
Keep up with the latest trends, Gawdzilla.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/11/7/1810497/-Cartoon-Live-from-the-caravan-with-ISIS

Last 3 years this forum is politics all the time, here is to two more years of it ;-)

Matt Bors is a Lefty ... so most of you should enjoy this, if you don't already follow him.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2018, 06:32:57 AM
Quote from: Munch on November 10, 2018, 05:19:15 AM
There is nothing wrong with nationalism or being proud of your countries achievements.

You can't choose your birth place. Being proud of something completely random is not just weird, also idiotic, bluntly put. Because it is not something people work for or do something to deserve. Completely random. It is not even something in the category of wrong or right. Don't confuse loving the place you were born or live in with nationalism.

Life experience points that people who are 'proud' of their nationality are usually the people who don't have something of their own to be proud of. And interestingly enough, they don't neccessarily love the place they live either. Quite often you'll find that nationalists are nationalists because they have some sort of a problem with the place they were born and the people in it. Anyone who is content; happy with the place they live would have a less tendency to identify themselves as nationalist.   

There are people who love the country they live in, work for it, fight for it, but not born in there. Mostly, they are not nationalists. Nationalists are almost always 'I was born here' kind of types. And they are a type.     

Pretty much like religion. Have you ever met someone who's converted to another religion? I have. They are very different than others who didn't choose it or pushed into it. It's unaviodable.     

Is that all a series of generalisations? Yes it is. Everything we talk and write about is based on generalisations we make from our experiences. People are not that complicated. Choices are not that many.

I live in a football country and whenever I meet a football fan, I know the type. Yeah he might be different, but 9o% of the time he is not. I'd prefer an anime fan personally.

And in the country you live in, a short time ago in human life, holiganism was a huge problem. They managed to tame it. Now, it is not. But the thing is football fanatism is always a problem in the world. Because it mostly includes the type of people who wold use violence over a sports game and kill each other. And they are fans, not a special group. Also there are people who peacefully watch the games. But we don't know much about their type, do we?

   
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 10, 2018, 06:40:25 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 10, 2018, 05:46:33 AM
Nah, funny pictures just look like ideologically driven discussions nowadays.
Keep up with the latest trends, Gawdzilla.
I tend to trend to the other end.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on November 10, 2018, 08:12:23 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2018, 06:32:57 AM
You can't choose your birth place. Being proud of something completely random is not just weird, also idiotic, bluntly put. Because it is not something people work for or do something to deserve. Completely random. It is not even something in the category of wrong or right. Don't confuse loving the place you were born or live in with nationalism.

Life experience points that people who are 'proud' of their nationality are usually the people who don't have something of their own to be proud of. And interestingly enough, they don't neccessarily love the place they live either. Quite often you'll find that nationalists are nationalists because they have some sort of a problem with the place they were born and the people in it. Anyone who is content; happy with the place they live would have a less tendency to identify themselves as nationalist.   

There are people who love the country they live in, work for it, fight for it, but not born in there. Mostly, they are not nationalists. Nationalists are almost always 'I was born here' kind of types. And they are a type.     

Pretty much like religion. Have you ever met someone who's converted to another religion? I have. They are very different than others who didn't choose it or pushed into it. It's unaviodable.     

Is that all a series of generalisations? Yes it is. Everything we talk and write about is based on generalisations we make from our experiences. People are not that complicated. Choices are not that many.

I live in a football country and whenever I meet a football fan, I know the type. Yeah he might be different, but 9o% of the time he is not. I'd prefer an anime fan personally.

And in the country you live in, a short time ago in human life, holiganism was a huge problem. They managed to tame it. Now, it is not. But the thing is football fanatism is always a problem in the world. Because it mostly includes the type of people who wold use violence over a sports game and kill each other. And they are fans, not a special group. Also there are people who peacefully watch the games. But we don't know much about their type, do we?



You can't choose your skin tone either, but your not making the same argument for black pride are you?

And its not the same as religion, because while religion is based on made up hokum, being proud of your counties achievements are physical and real achievements.

I'm a gay diabetic athiest, in my country I get a free health service so I don't die from my condition, I can choose to not believe in any religion without repercussion, and I live in a country that now makes it so I don't get stoned to death for loving someone of the same gender, with the option to marry, adopt or give blood, all things my country advanced to. Thats something worth being proud of.

I'm also the grandson of a war hero who fought against actual nazis (not pseudo-nazis people claim today) and have a very good reason to be proud of not just him but those who fought against that kind of oppression.


If we want to claim though nationalism is like religion, well then so are certain political ideologies that on both side of the spectrum give into blind fanaticism for their cause. It isn't just the opposing side you route for in that regard.

Sorry drunkenshoe, I like you, but not gonna be able to agree with you on this. I have every reason to be proud of where I come from. I'm not blind to its flaws and faults or past and today, but I've more reason to be proud of the good that my country has in it, then being anti-nationalist who hates their own country, even though said people will gladly use all the freedoms their countries given them to express how much they hate it.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2018, 09:48:43 AM
Quote from: Munch on November 10, 2018, 08:12:23 AM
You can't choose your skin tone either, but your not making the same argument for black pride are you?

Why didn't you say gay pride instead of black? It would be the obvious one to go. You can't choose being gay either. They are same things to me. Do you recognise one but not other. That would be hypocritical though.

People invented gay or black pride to go against very real circumstances they were born into. The fact that you were born in a time and place -something random- where/when being gay is accepted as water and that may be even it sounds silly to you now, doesn't change the fact that those 'made up notions' helped gay and black people a lot. So, yes it is real. You are a part of it.


QuoteAnd its not the same as religion, because while religion is based on made up hokum, being proud of your counties achievements are physical and real achievements.

It is again random. The time and the place you were born. If you were born around the beginning of the century (20th) it wouldn't be this.

So when we say 'birth is a random event' it is also about the time. Cannot be seperated. It's just circumstances that has nothing to do with you, what you do or accomplish. But politics, economy, power.

Nationalism is the same thing as religion. Actually, Nationalism is not something existed 200 years ago. We look back and call what is there nationalism, but it is not. It's the religion of the modern state, the religion modern state created. Along with national language and army. All relatively new concepts. 

QuoteI'm a gay diabetic athiest, in my country I get a free health service so I don't die from my condition, I can choose to not believe in any religion without repercussion, and I live in a country that now makes it so I don't get stoned to death for loving someone of the same gender, with the option to marry, adopt or give blood, all things my country advanced to. Thats something worth being proud of.

You made it a bit dramatic, but then see, here is where our way of thinking differs. Yours is like a placebo to feel good? It's like people sending negative/positive energy to the universe and feeling good. Things do not happen or made for the good of the people. Or so people wold be fine.

The reason Western cultures started to recgonise the gay rights some time ago and worked to make life easy for these group of people, because the time has come for that society to get various benefits from it. Life quality which directly affects the society, work force, identity politics...vote, money, economy...culture. Culture can be transformed into politics and economy. It's done for the order, to get bigger. And yes it is very important. And I get that you are proud of the achievement. I am talking about the reasons.       

QuoteI'm also the grandson of a war hero who fought against actual nazis (not pseudo-nazis people claim today) and have a very good reason to be proud of not just him but those who fought against that kind of oppression.

But the thing is he didn't have much choice, did he? He was born there at that time. He didn't have a choice to say, 'hey this is fucking stupid, fuck you.' My mind doesn't work that way, I can't go on and say 'hey they did it, so we could have a choice'. It's romantic bullshit. 10s of millions of people up there in Europe, down here in Anatolia. This war, that war. Anyone who was born at the beginning of the century didn't have a life. For what?

QuoteIf we want to claim though nationalism is like religion, well then so are certain political ideologies that on both side of the spectrum give into blind fanaticism for their cause. It isn't just the opposing side you route for in that regard.

Doesn't matter what I route for personally. Countries are not directed by ideologies. Those are play pretend toys for masses. Props.

QuoteSorry drunkenshoe, I like you, but not gonna be able to agree with you on this. I have every reason to be proud of where I come from. I'm not blind to its flaws and faults or past and today, but I've more reason to be proud of the good that my country has in it, then being anti-nationalist who hates their own country, even though said people will gladly use all the freedoms their countries given them to express how much they hate it.

Lol you don't have to like me or be sorry about anything. Esp. when you say it that way it is so obvious you don't which is perfectly OK.

We don't have to agree on anything either, sweety. You just sound naive to me that's it. And I am saying, have a look from this angle.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 10, 2018, 01:18:11 PM
Drunkenshoe ... you are educated, multilingual internationalist.  You aren't the average human being.  Your minority type (such people will always be a small minority) are more interesting people of course.  And you are sometimes more articulate than some who post here (hence more interesting to read).

But in GB (at least England) and in the US, we have turned against internationalism ... for whatever real reason, probably emotional.  It could have been people who prefer "white" chocolate as being the 5th columnists, the target of suspicion.  As it is, looks like the US, Canada and the UK will break up.  Anglophone hegemony couldn't last forever.  Nothing does.  I hope you enjoy Russian or Chinese occupation.  I happen to like Russians and Chinese, being open minded about non-Americans.  Americans I am very closed minded about (damn 5th columnists who prefer "white" chocolate!).
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2018, 01:34:23 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 10, 2018, 01:18:11 PM
Drunkenshoe ... you are educated, multilingual internationalist.  You aren't the average human being.  Your minority type (such people will always be a small minority) are more interesting people of course.  And you are sometimes more articulate than some who post here (hence more interesting to read).

But in GB (at least England) and in the US, we have turned against internationalism ... for whatever real reason, probably emotional.  It could have been people who prefer "white" chocolate as being the 5th columnists, the target of suspicion.  As it is, looks like the US, Canada and the UK will break up.  Anglophone hegemony couldn't last forever.  Nothing does.  I hope you enjoy Russian or Chinese occupation.  I happen to like Russians and Chinese, being open minded about non-Americans.  Americans I am very closed minded about (damn 5th columnists who prefer "white" chocolate!).

Thanks, Baruch. But if America wants to finish 21st century as a super power it has to do it in new terms and it won't hang on anything emotional as you put it. Or ideologies or whatever. It will shred the old. It won't give up. Trust me, it never does. Between us, that's why we trust it, lol.

The US needs to engineer a new society. Not for the good of the people or democracy, so it would stay in business. There is nothing left to sell. US has to end its dependence on carbon based energy. Renew its infrastructure. It's a very long way to go, has to start as soon as possible. That would change the world economy as we know it and open a stage for a new technology age. New ways of consumption. New identity politics. New ways of life.

Do you really think the coming generations give the slightest damn about internationalism or any ideology old generations get emotional over? That's our world.   
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: the_antithesis on November 10, 2018, 04:27:49 PM
I am so fucking proud of this patch of dirt I happen to be standing on!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on November 10, 2018, 07:52:14 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 10, 2018, 08:24:20 PM
I had an 8088.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 11, 2018, 01:23:06 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 10, 2018, 08:24:20 PM
I had an 8088.

Back in the day, men bragged about their PCs, like they used to brag about their cars.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 11, 2018, 01:59:43 AM
Oh, he hasn't lost his sarcastic hope. How refreshing. :)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2018, 05:32:50 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 11, 2018, 01:59:43 AM
Oh, he hasn't lost his sarcastic hope. How refreshing. :)
Not interested in enough in what he might have said to open that post.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 11, 2018, 06:40:54 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2018, 05:32:50 AM
Not interested in enough in what he might have said to open that post.

That post wasn't for you or Baruch. It was for anti. My mistake, didn't include a quote.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2018, 08:03:35 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 11, 2018, 06:40:54 AM
That post wasn't for you or Baruch. It was for anti. My mistake, didn't include a quote.
Eunuch was just above you, so...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 11, 2018, 08:30:13 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 11, 2018, 06:40:54 AM
That post wasn't for you or Baruch. It was for anti. My mistake, didn't include a quote.

You can also clarify with XXX - ... to identify one or more people, without quoting something.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: the_antithesis on November 11, 2018, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 11, 2018, 01:59:43 AM
Oh, he hasn't lost his sarcastic hope. How refreshing. :)

It's all I have left.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: the_antithesis on November 11, 2018, 01:07:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 10, 2018, 08:24:20 PM
I had an 8088.

I'd like to make one of these.

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2018, 01:36:02 PM
I like making pictures too.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2018, 12:49:21 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: GSOgymrat on November 12, 2018, 07:37:30 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2018, 07:54:45 PM
^ An act of god is a natural threat beyond human power to control.  Hurricanes, earthquakes, lightning, etc.  And yes, some insurance contracts do cover these (e.g. flood insurance)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 12, 2018, 09:24:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 12, 2018, 07:54:45 PM
^ An act of god is a natural threat beyond human power to control.  Hurricanes, earthquakes, lightning, etc.  And yes, some insurance contracts do cover these (e.g. flood insurance)

And they let people keep rebuilding in the same flood plains, same stormy beach fronts ... and the rest of the insured get to pay for your fancy property rebuild.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 13, 2018, 07:05:52 AM
Pacific, Mo, had a "hundred year flood" in '08. Afterwards people had the choice to stay or go. The ones that stay had to jack up their homes above the highest water level possible in their area.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 13, 2018, 08:34:37 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 11, 2018, 01:04:09 PM
It's all I have left.

Goes for the most people I guess. I mean the feeling in general. But I am not good at expressing it. I lack the ability of being brief and subtle.

You used to do this with images and videos remember? I liked that. :)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 13, 2018, 11:06:37 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 13, 2018, 08:34:37 AM
Goes for the most people I guess. I mean the feeling in general. But I am not good at expressing it. I lack the ability of being brief and subtle.

You used to do this with images and videos remember? I liked that. :)

PS, DS, after you left, I think, there was some formatting problems with the forum.
Some people's avatars were fine, others were really messed up. But we couldn't tell for ourselves.
Your's is in the latter category, as far as I can tell.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 13, 2018, 12:19:17 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 13, 2018, 11:06:37 AM
PS, DS, after you left, I think, there was some formatting problems with the forum.
Some people's avatars were fine, others were really messed up. But we couldn't tell for ourselves.
Your's is in the latter category, as far as I can tell.

Oh,ok. And I thought mine was just empty. Thanks.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 13, 2018, 12:20:03 PM
Yep, avatar after the humans got at it.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on November 13, 2018, 01:47:36 PM


(See "Rate the latest movie you've seen." (http://atheistforums.com/index.php?topic=80.msg1236972#msg1236972) thread if you don't get it.)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 13, 2018, 06:41:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 13, 2018, 07:05:52 AM
Pacific, Mo, had a "hundred year flood" in '08. Afterwards people had the choice to stay or go. The ones that stay had to jack up their homes above the highest water level possible in their area.

Maybe not a good town name.  How about Apocalypse Indiana?  Yeah, not a real place, but I hear Indiana sucks.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Green Bottle on November 14, 2018, 10:52:30 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2018, 11:29:19 AM
Hey ya mad Scott. How's it hanging? 
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 14, 2018, 11:31:17 AM
Great scott!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Green Bottle on November 14, 2018, 11:49:35 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2018, 11:29:19 AM
Hey ya mad Scott. How's it hanging? 

Hiya Shoe, good tae see ye ,  when did ye come back ?
In answer tae yer question,   sometimes tae the left, sometimes tae the right, depends  lol

Hey Mr O, still here ahsee, hope yer gd.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2018, 11:54:05 AM
Good. Give it a tap from me.

Couple of weeks. Can't stand domestic stuff anymore.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Green Bottle on November 14, 2018, 11:58:06 AM
I just came in for a wee look cos it's been a while, but i mite as well stay around, it's either that or delete the forum an i dont want tae dae that really, so im here again, for how long....  well fknose.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2018, 12:03:53 PM
Yep. Like one of those old neighbourhood pubs. Familiar.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 14, 2018, 12:13:12 PM
I comment once or twice a month just to see what’s up. I’ll be 24 in April and I started at 18 so it’s been a while
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2018, 12:15:43 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on November 14, 2018, 12:13:12 PM
I comment once or twice a month just to see what’s up. I’ll be 24 in April and I started at 18 so it’s been a while

Oh my. Yes, you are. Hugs. They grow so fast. Sniff. :p
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: GrinningYMIR on November 14, 2018, 12:20:01 PM
Hugs. I’m still the same old me, just less depressed and more focused on school and work.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mike Cl on November 14, 2018, 09:41:11 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on November 14, 2018, 12:20:01 PM
Hugs. I’m still the same old me, just less depressed and more focused on school and work.
Good for you.  I'm quite the opposite. :)  I don't focus at all on school or work (one and the same for me once upon a time)--and am more depressed by the week.  Not on a personal level, never been happier, but on the state of this country I am becoming more and more depressed.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2018, 06:25:13 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 14, 2018, 09:41:11 PM
Good for you.  I'm quite the opposite. :)  I don't focus at all on school or work (one and the same for me once upon a time)--and am more depressed by the week.  Not on a personal level, never been happier, but on the state of this country I am becoming more and more depressed.

Consume less news.  The news is always bad, it encourages nihilism.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 15, 2018, 07:44:17 AM
Quote from: Baruch on November 15, 2018, 06:25:13 AM
Consume less news.  The news is always bad, it encourages nihilism.

Truly? It has the opposite effect on me.

And I'm someone who encourages nihilism.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2018, 12:30:46 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 15, 2018, 07:44:17 AM
Truly? It has the opposite effect on me.

And I'm someone who encourages nihilism.

We all have our problems.  Don't expect me to pay for your counseling.  News junkies ... as in Junkies.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2018, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 15, 2018, 12:30:46 PM
We all have our problems.
No, you have all our problems.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on November 15, 2018, 01:17:15 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 15, 2018, 06:25:13 AM
Consume less news.  The news is always bad, it encourages nihilism.
What's the alternative to nihilism?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on November 15, 2018, 01:25:24 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 15, 2018, 01:17:15 PM
What's the alternative to nihilism?

gluttony
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 15, 2018, 05:09:40 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 15, 2018, 01:17:15 PM
What's the alternative to nihilism?

Does it matter?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on November 15, 2018, 05:11:31 PM
Well, sure. Baruch is always ragging about nihilism, I was just curious what else he had to offer.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 15, 2018, 05:17:43 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 15, 2018, 05:11:31 PM
Well, sure. Baruch is always ragging about nihilism, I was just curious what else he had to offer.

It was a pun. But I guess it was a miss :p
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on November 15, 2018, 05:43:24 PM
Yeah, it zoomed far over my head! LOL
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on November 15, 2018, 05:45:34 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2018, 07:02:23 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2018, 12:58:20 PM
No, you have all our problems.

What are scapegoats for?  After 5000 years, we get the message.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2018, 07:02:55 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 15, 2018, 01:17:15 PM
What's the alternative to nihilism?

It is never too late to appreciate a spring flower.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2018, 07:03:27 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 15, 2018, 05:11:31 PM
Well, sure. Baruch is always ragging about nihilism, I was just curious what else he had to offer.

If I were gay and you were gay ...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2018, 07:04:05 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 15, 2018, 01:25:24 PM
gluttony

Too short, there are seven deadly sins, no doubt all practiced here.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on November 15, 2018, 07:13:36 PM
OK, but that appreciation comes from within, not from without.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mike Cl on November 15, 2018, 08:27:16 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 15, 2018, 05:17:43 PM
It was a pun. But I guess it was a miss :p
That was a good one--I caught it.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on November 15, 2018, 08:31:21 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 15, 2018, 07:03:27 PM
If I were gay and you were gay ...

We could have a bicycle built for two? LOL

( I can't actually laugh out loud, since I'm in a library, but I can do so virtually, in my head)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on November 15, 2018, 10:14:07 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on November 16, 2018, 05:37:36 PM
This is some next level conspiracy shit.

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on November 16, 2018, 06:38:03 PM
Shiranu has replaced Alex Jones ;-)

There is an old, un-cleaned-up weapons testing area NW of LA.  It had the worst nuclear reactor accident in US history.  I bet Angelinos don't know that shit.  I didn't know it when I lived there!!  That is an actual problem, not an imaginary one.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on November 16, 2018, 07:46:25 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 16, 2018, 06:38:03 PM
Shiranu has replaced Alex Jones ;-)

There is an old, un-cleaned-up weapons testing area NW of LA.  It had the worst nuclear reactor accident in US history.  I bet Angelinos don't know that shit.  I didn't know it when I lived there!!  That is an actual problem, not an imaginary one.

I posted this mocking it, not agreeing with it, hence the reason it's in the "funny pictures" thread.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2018, 07:50:29 PM
I guess you forgot the [sarc] icon, Baruch can't discern sarcasm without one.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 17, 2018, 11:47:44 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 16, 2018, 07:50:29 PM
I guess you forgot the [sarc] icon, Baruch can't discern sarcasm without one.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on November 17, 2018, 01:17:09 PM
Yeah, that should do it. ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on November 18, 2018, 08:20:02 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2018, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 18, 2018, 08:20:02 PM

And he has a hot librarian wife.  :)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2018, 09:12:17 PM


Shamelessly stolen from Reddit:

Quote from: RedditThis happened yesterday, but anyways here goes.

Yesterday, there was a Magic the Gathering tournament at my local hobby shop. My girlfriend decided to tag along and come support me. I ended up doing pretty poorly (1-3), but the hobby shop gave out a consolation prize of a random foiled uncommon card. The card that I received was called "Thought Erasure" and immediately held the card up to my girlfriend and said "AND I CAST THOUGHT ERASURE, BE GONE THOT!" as a joke, but said it pretty loudly. The shop is pretty small and a lot of people caught wind of my act and needless to say my girlfriend was very embarrassed. We're home now and she still hasn't spoken to me. I'm fucked boys.

Tl;DR: Casted Thot Erasure on my girlfriend and now I'm afraid it may have worked.

Update: Girlfriend broke up with me. :(
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 19, 2018, 01:43:15 AM
You kids and your bewildering slang.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 19, 2018, 01:53:59 AM


Seriously, how did they screw up the Goomba that bad? Why did they even call it a Mario movie when it bared zero similarities to the source material? It still baffles me.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2018, 06:35:12 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 19, 2018, 01:19:29 PM
Intense cuteness could be a superpower! LOL
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Post by: Munch on November 19, 2018, 02:09:37 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 19, 2018, 01:19:29 PM
Intense cuteness could be a superpower! LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abhlmHDstH4
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2018, 03:53:29 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 19, 2018, 04:10:06 PM
I literally laughed out loud! Make America Rake Again! LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2018, 04:23:38 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 20, 2018, 02:18:08 AM
Ladies not only have big creepy eyes, they get particularly big while shopping ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2018, 08:46:26 AM
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Post by: Munch on November 22, 2018, 09:02:45 AM
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Post by: Baruch on November 22, 2018, 09:08:20 AM
Taco Belle ... you are a monster, Munch
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2018, 02:04:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2018, 09:29:25 AM
Looking at the deals today:



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Post by: Baruch on November 23, 2018, 10:33:19 AM
Anybody smart already shopped, before Thanksgiving.  Best time is after New Years.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 24, 2018, 01:59:04 PM
Black Friday Matters!





Or maybe all Fridays matter?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2018, 11:20:41 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 24, 2018, 01:59:04 PM
Or maybe all Fridays matter?
Put of this way, no one refers to Monday as good or thanks god that it's Tuesday.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2018, 11:22:08 AM


Tyrion Lannister's fate remains uncertain.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 25, 2018, 12:34:53 PM
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Post by: Munch on November 25, 2018, 12:57:00 PM
go bear guy!
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 25, 2018, 01:43:28 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 25, 2018, 12:57:00 PM
go bear guy!
Don't you mean 'bare go guy!'
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 25, 2018, 05:17:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 25, 2018, 11:22:08 AM


Tyrion Lannister's fate remains uncertain.
Someone's missing out on a lot of pay-per-view money!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 25, 2018, 05:18:45 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 25, 2018, 12:34:53 PM

Is that a cavebear?

LOL
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Post by: Shiranu on November 26, 2018, 06:14:12 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 26, 2018, 06:36:20 PM
I would rather be pompous than a maniac.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 26, 2018, 06:48:13 PM
Well, you could be a pompous maniac, then you'd have the best of both worlds. LOL
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Post by: Munch on November 26, 2018, 07:12:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2018, 08:11:13 PM


Bathtime has never been more electrifying!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 26, 2018, 08:21:32 PM
That may encourage a spark of creativity!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2018, 11:08:28 PM


Why people are FREAKING OUT over STARKILLER BASE!
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Post by: Baruch on November 27, 2018, 01:07:26 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 26, 2018, 06:48:13 PM
Well, you could be a pompous maniac, then you'd have the best of both worlds. LOL

A central Centrist then ... would be a Mobius ideologue ;-)
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Post by: Sal1981 on November 27, 2018, 11:17:30 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 26, 2018, 06:14:12 PM

I fail to see how shitting your pants has to do with ones political leanings. Seems like you'd be just a jackass then, despite what your political motives would be.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2018, 12:03:49 PM
It's an allegory, man.
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Post by: Munch on November 27, 2018, 12:06:49 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2018, 12:03:49 PM
It's an allegory, man.

Aren't those suppose to be witty and clever?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2018, 12:28:33 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 27, 2018, 12:06:49 PM
Aren't those suppose to be witty and clever?
If you're a raconteur, sure. But they are also used for teaching.
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Post by: Baruch on November 27, 2018, 01:04:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2018, 12:28:33 PM
If you're a raconteur, sure. But they are also used for teaching.

Most people here left school 50 years ago.
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Post by: Baruch on November 27, 2018, 01:06:39 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on November 27, 2018, 11:17:30 AM
I fail to see how shitting your pants has to do with ones political leanings. Seems like you'd be just a jackass then, despite what your political motives would be.

If the Gary Johnson voters had switched to Hillary, we would be at nuclear war now.  2016 disappointed a whole bunch of cynical misanthropes.
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Post by: Baruch on November 27, 2018, 01:08:00 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2018, 12:28:33 PM
If you're a raconteur, sure. But they are also used for teaching.

Christopher and Peter Hitchens were raconteurs ... Peter still is.  Nobody posting here is.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2018, 09:50:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2018, 12:37:37 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2018, 12:33:50 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 01, 2018, 07:56:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 01, 2018, 11:35:07 PM


*Stannis nods*
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 02, 2018, 11:47:49 AM


Also, it was eradicated by vaccination later.
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Post by: Baruch on December 02, 2018, 03:57:23 PM
I want to complain, about being triggered by this mentioning of horrible prejudice against Mr Potato Head and his people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw7KmYjnHYs
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Post by: Green Bottle on December 02, 2018, 04:24:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 02, 2018, 11:30:01 PM


It's that time of year again...
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Post by: Shiranu on December 02, 2018, 11:52:27 PM
Quote from: Green Bottle on December 02, 2018, 04:24:29 PM


Good to see you again, Green Bottle!
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 03, 2018, 01:00:35 AM


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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 03, 2018, 01:01:49 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 03, 2018, 11:32:20 PM


Whoops.


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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2018, 12:09:39 AM


lieutenant = lef-tennant?
colonel = kernel?
*headscratch*
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Post by: Baruch on December 04, 2018, 03:37:27 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 04, 2018, 12:09:39 AM


lieutenant = lef-tennant?
colonel = kernel?
*headscratch*

Lef-tennant - British
Lew-tennant - American

English spelling ... rather broken.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2018, 05:48:49 PM


Hey, $20 is $20.
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Post by: trdsf on December 05, 2018, 01:05:30 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 04, 2018, 12:09:39 AM


lieutenant = lef-tennant?
colonel = kernel?
*headscratch*
Ahyup.  Being a reader rather than a speaker when I was a wee trdsf, I remember reading the word 'barfly' as "barf-lee' rather than 'bar-fly' and being terrifically confused by it.  Also reading 'superbly' as 'super-bligh' rather than 'superb-lee'.
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Post by: Cavebear on December 05, 2018, 03:50:43 AM
Maybe write stuff the AI can't understand?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 05, 2018, 05:54:49 AM
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Post by: Baruch on December 05, 2018, 07:59:04 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on December 05, 2018, 03:50:43 AM
Maybe write stuff the AI can't understand?

If the word isn't put in the dictionary by someone, the AI (pattern matching) has nothing to match too.  Also AI can't handle ambiguity.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2018, 10:38:10 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2018, 02:39:18 AM
Quote from: Baruch on December 04, 2018, 03:37:27 AM
...English spelling ... rather broken.

That... explains a lot to me.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 06, 2018, 01:42:58 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 06, 2018, 03:04:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2018, 10:09:55 PM
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Post by: Munch on December 07, 2018, 04:27:37 AM
I know its meant to be funny.. But.. Those poor fucking kids -_-
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2018, 11:22:01 AM
Quote from: Munch on December 07, 2018, 04:27:37 AM
I know its meant to be funny.. But.. Those poor fucking kids -_-
That's unverified, so I wouldn't get too broken up about it.  All that really matters here is the punchline.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2018, 11:23:12 AM


You will never walk again.  But you will fly.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 07, 2018, 01:30:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 06, 2018, 10:09:55 PM

One way of getting them "off your back" is to vaccinate the fucking kids!
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 07, 2018, 01:52:41 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 07, 2018, 11:23:12 AM


You will never walk again.  But you will fly.

I don't get it :s
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2018, 04:55:53 PM
A new comic maker is dominating reddit.  I dunno who this new guy is, but the old comic maker is Shen (Owlturd comic), who rose to internet stardom and kinda got burned out.  He still makes comics, but they're not as popular as they once were.  The joke is that the insatiable demand and constant criticism took a heavy toll on him, a burden the new guy faces as well.

My little blurb is a Game of Thrones reference, which you're either going to get or not get, it'd take too long to explain.
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Post by: Baruch on December 07, 2018, 09:02:07 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 07, 2018, 04:55:53 PM
A new comic maker is dominating reddit.  I dunno who this new guy is, but the old comic maker is Shen (Owlturd comic), who rose to internet stardom and kinda got burned out.  He still makes comics, but they're not as popular as they once were.  The joke is that the insatiable demand and constant criticism took a heavy toll on him, a burden the new guy faces as well.

My little blurb is a Game of Thrones reference, which you're either going to get or not get, it'd take too long to explain.

So is that orange hair the molten gold poured on his head, or a veiled reference to Trump? (sarc).
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 08, 2018, 02:40:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 07, 2018, 04:55:53 PM
A new comic maker is dominating reddit.  I dunno who this new guy is, but the old comic maker is Shen (Owlturd comic), who rose to internet stardom and kinda got burned out.  He still makes comics, but they're not as popular as they once were.  The joke is that the insatiable demand and constant criticism took a heavy toll on him, a burden the new guy faces as well.

My little blurb is a Game of Thrones reference, which you're either going to get or not get, it'd take too long to explain.

The blurb i got :p
This comic by The new guy?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 08, 2018, 09:06:26 AM
I dunno.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 08, 2018, 10:07:32 AM
"Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it."
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 08, 2018, 01:26:01 PM
Yeah, like the monkey's paw, from one of those old TV shows. I think it was Hitchcock.
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Post by: Baruch on December 08, 2018, 02:54:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 08, 2018, 01:26:01 PM
Yeah, like the monkey's paw, from one of those old TV shows. I think it was Hitchcock.

Hitchcock should have gone into selling Atkin's diet drinks ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmeb-f4pthA
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 08, 2018, 03:15:53 PM
Some of his cameos were classic!
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Post by: Munch on December 08, 2018, 03:54:53 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B_cyxgJAsZU
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Post by: Baruch on December 08, 2018, 04:47:29 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 08, 2018, 03:15:53 PM
Some of his cameos were classic!

Usually cadavers are not expensive to hire.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 08, 2018, 04:49:21 PM
Hocus pocus! Abra cadaver!


LOL
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 08, 2018, 05:48:25 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 08, 2018, 01:26:01 PM
Yeah, like the monkey's paw, from one of those old TV shows. I think it was Hitchcock.
It's a meme.
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Post by: Baruch on December 08, 2018, 06:54:41 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 08, 2018, 05:48:25 PM
It's a meme.

Well Japan got ahold of the Chinese Tiger and Germany got ahold of the Russian Bear, and lived to regret it, if they lived that long.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 08, 2018, 07:37:02 PM
Tomorrow for me:

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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 08, 2018, 08:43:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 08, 2018, 07:37:02 PM
Tomorrow for me:




Same here. I am working twelve hours tonight and tomorrow night. Because I work for a hospital, calling out isn't an option.


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Post by: Blackleaf on December 09, 2018, 12:28:55 AM
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Post by: pr126 on December 09, 2018, 05:41:02 AM
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Post by: Baruch on December 09, 2018, 07:25:32 AM
Quote from: pr126 on December 09, 2018, 05:41:02 AM


Democrats, Eurocrats and Laborites can go first ;-)  We can keep the few survivors in zoos.  Think ... Planet of the Socialists.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2018, 08:53:13 AM
Source for the quote?  Otherwise, I'll assume that you're lying as usual.
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Post by: Baruch on December 09, 2018, 11:20:00 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 09, 2018, 08:53:13 AM
Source for the quote?  Otherwise, I'll assume that you're lying as usual.

Mine call?  Everything in this chain is creative writing.  That is no lie.  If it is the Al Gore content ... that seems "creative" too.  Cry me an ocean.  Another D party loser.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 09, 2018, 05:54:15 PM
Quote from: Baruch on December 09, 2018, 11:20:00 AM
Cry me an ocean.

That would just make the sea level rise even faster! LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2018, 08:05:17 PM
Bear in mind that I'm ignoring anything but the cited quote and every day that goes by without one just makes the probability of lying that more obvious, to myself and others.
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Post by: Baruch on December 09, 2018, 09:02:28 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 09, 2018, 05:54:15 PM
That would just make the sea level rise even faster! LOL

According to the movie Waterworld, you simply need to evolve gills faster.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 10, 2018, 03:49:47 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 10, 2018, 06:17:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 09, 2018, 08:05:17 PM
Bear in mind that I'm ignoring anything but the cited quote and every day that goes by without one just makes the probability of lying that more obvious, to myself and others.
Baruch isn't really a person, it's a random bullshit generator. Put him on ignore and move on.
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Post by: Baruch on December 10, 2018, 07:48:12 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 10, 2018, 06:17:36 AM
Baruch isn't really a person, it's a random bullshit generator. Put him on ignore and move on.

I think he was referring to the Al Gore "quote".  I didn't provide it, nor can I justify it.  But there are other Leftists who support that kind of nihilism.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2018, 10:29:40 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 10, 2018, 10:34:42 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 10, 2018, 10:29:40 AM

Really tall, feed on the tops of trees, right?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 10, 2018, 06:30:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2018, 07:52:48 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 10, 2018, 08:16:03 PM
Vandalism!
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Post by: Green Bottle on December 11, 2018, 02:50:40 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 12, 2018, 09:31:33 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2018, 09:20:02 PM


Phrasing?
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Post by: Shiranu on December 13, 2018, 07:23:51 AM
Now this is some quality content.

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Post by: Baruch on December 13, 2018, 07:31:46 AM
Monists - one trick pony.
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Post by: Munch on December 13, 2018, 07:45:37 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2018, 08:24:17 AM
Unintended consequences.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2018, 12:50:45 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 13, 2018, 01:12:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 12, 2018, 09:20:02 PM


Phrasing?
Why would anyone put ice cream in their pajamas?
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Post by: Baruch on December 13, 2018, 01:18:11 PM
Not climate science, climate activism.  Revoke every driving license from anyone registered as a Democrat ;-)  Cut air pollution by a third.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on December 13, 2018, 04:24:46 PM



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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 13, 2018, 06:32:25 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 13, 2018, 08:10:12 PM


Also, this one... just bang-on.



Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and that's perfectly fine, but if you think In-&-Out is better than Whataburger you're wrong and the real threat to Western civilization.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 13, 2018, 08:11:17 PM
Every time I see In-and-Out burgers I think of A Clockwork Orange.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2018, 09:02:33 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 13, 2018, 08:10:12 PMEveryone is entitled to their own opinion, and that's perfectly fine, but if you think In-&-Out is better than Whataburger you're wrong and the real threat to Western civilization.
Confession:  I've never been to either one and therefore don't have an opinion.



As you can see, central NC is more Hardee's/Wendy's territory.  How does either restaurant compare to them?
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Post by: Shiranu on December 13, 2018, 10:55:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 13, 2018, 09:02:33 PM
Confession:  I've never been to either one and therefore don't have an opinion.



As you can see, central NC is more Hardee's/Wendy's territory.  How does either restaurant compare to them?

If you haven't had Whataburger, that's okay then.

I haven't had Hardees, but I cant compare it at all to Wendys. You get full-sized burgers at Whataburger, and they are always incredibly juicy and have amazingly fresh buns. They have amazing sauces, and their grilled chicken melt with peppers and onion is delicious. Even their fried chicken burgers are delicious, especially when bathed in their honey mustard sauce.

It isn't basic enough to really be "fast-food" burgers, but they aren't gourmet either. They are just very-high tier fastfood.

*sigh*

I want Whataburger now.


Edit: Oh, and they are 24/7, so they are THE go-to drunk food here in Texas.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 13, 2018, 11:08:18 PM
I love the Whataburger patty melt. Absolutely amazing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2018, 12:03:26 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 13, 2018, 10:55:33 PMI haven't had Hardees
Ooh, this I can explain!

Imagine a cook who not only doesn't give a shit about your health, but passionately wants you to die from a heart attack at age 34.  So he takes a big ol' fatty of beef dripping with fat, slams a whole block of cheese on it, and lets that unholy concoction sizzle until the cheese is melty and runny.  Then, almost as an afterthought, he picks up some stale white bread, clumsily crams that in the toaster until it gets partially burned.  Then, with truckasaurus-like strength, he pinches the sandwich closed until that pinch makes a permanent divot in the overtoasted bread, then tosses it on a tray.  Bone apple tea.

Order whatever burger you want, you're basically getting that with minor variations.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2018, 12:06:15 AM
While I'm on the subject, I actually really like Steak 'n Shake.  That might be a serious contender against those West coast burger offerings.  Better than most burger joints around here, at any rate.
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Post by: Baruch on December 14, 2018, 02:32:59 AM
Five Guys is a burger like my dad used to make.  But don't like their fries ... deep fried in peanut oil.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 14, 2018, 05:15:01 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 13, 2018, 08:11:17 PM
Every time I see In-and-Out burgers I think of A Clockwork Orange.

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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 14, 2018, 05:17:46 AM
Quote from: Baruch on December 14, 2018, 02:32:59 AM
Five Guys is a burger like my dad used to make.  But don't like their fries ... deep fried in peanut oil.

Fries must be double-fried
Preferably in oxen fat.



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Post by: Mike Cl on December 14, 2018, 09:20:22 AM
The fries will kill you faster than the burgers.  But what a way to go!! Arctic Circle!  Great fries.  Fudrucker.  Can't beat the memory of many trips to mom and dad's; 800 miles away--leave work on a Friday afternoon and drive all night.  .39 Mc Donalds.  Got 5 and munched all the way there. 
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 14, 2018, 09:35:19 AM
Fast food burgers I like are Wendy's double and Smashburger.

There is a local place called Hops Burger Bar which has delicious specialty burgers.

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Post by: Mike Cl on December 14, 2018, 11:10:35 AM
The best burgers still come off my grill--or our kitchen.  Not beat anywhere!
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Post by: Baruch on December 14, 2018, 12:40:19 PM
Wendy's Double is good, once in awhile.  The only thing I eat at McDonald's are the fish sandwiches.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 14, 2018, 12:45:55 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 14, 2018, 09:20:22 AM
The fries will kill you faster than the burgers.  But what a way to go!! Arctic Circle!  Great fries.  Fudrucker.  Can't beat the memory of many trips to mom and dad's; 800 miles away--leave work on a Friday afternoon and drive all night.  .39 Mc Donalds.  Got 5 and munched all the way there. 
Love Fuddrucker's.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 14, 2018, 01:15:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 13, 2018, 09:02:33 PM
Confession:  I've never been to either one and therefore don't have an opinion.

Yeah, me too. Never been to either, don't plan to go any time soon.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 14, 2018, 01:19:33 PM
From Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins:

Chiun: Do you know why Americans call it fast food?

[Remo shakes his head "no."]

Chiun: Because it speeds them on the way to the grave.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 14, 2018, 02:48:59 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 14, 2018, 12:45:55 PM
Love Fuddrucker's.
Yeah, me too.  but there is not a hamburger ever made that is worth flying from CA to Baltimore to get one! :))
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 14, 2018, 03:20:01 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 14, 2018, 02:48:59 PM
Yeah, me too.  but there is not a hamburger ever made that is worth flying from CA to Baltimore to get one! :))
I'll pick up at Lambert Field.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 14, 2018, 03:32:58 PM
The best fast food burgers around here come from Jack's. That's not Jack in the Box... It's a localish chain. The best restaurant burgers around here come from The Thirsty Turtle. It's a local bar and the burgers are awesome. If you're ever in Memphis try a burger from Huey's. There seems to be several of them in the Memphis area now, but the only locations I've tried are downtown and Cordova. 

World Famous Huey Burger.

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Post by: Munch on December 14, 2018, 03:53:03 PM
How can it be great with pickle in it?

However, I can assess from looking at it how to make one. Toasted buns, tomato and lettuce, decent quality cheese slice. The mystery comes in the meat itself.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 14, 2018, 04:12:16 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 14, 2018, 03:53:03 PM
How can it be great with pickle in it?

However, I can assess from looking at it how to make one. Toasted buns, tomato and lettuce, decent quality cheese slice. The mystery comes in the meat itself.

Don't want pickles? Don't get pickles.



QuoteBEST BURGER IN MEMPHIS, TN
HUEY’S
The whole name is Huey’s Blues, Brews & Burgers. Their whole mandate in a nutshell. They have live bands afternoon and evening, have been awarded the “Best Beer Selection,” and have been winning “Best Burger” from Memphis Magazine since 1984. Their burgers are not flattened or disturbed during grilling, so they retain their juices until the first bite.

http://mavenofmemphis.com/2016/02/23-best-places-to-eat-in-memphis/
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 14, 2018, 06:07:07 PM
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Post by: Poison Tree on December 14, 2018, 08:42:29 PM
When I was at college in Lincoln NE I loved Don & Millie's. Apparently they are only in Lincoln and Omaha (even more localized than Runza). Simple, cheap, clean, fast. Burgers like my grandmother used to make. Great shakes.
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Post by: Munch on December 14, 2018, 09:28:19 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 14, 2018, 06:07:07 PM


now that's just impractical.

they gave her no napkin for holding the greasy chips.

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2018, 09:57:18 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2018, 11:18:28 PM
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Post by: Munch on December 15, 2018, 02:24:13 PM
suddenly glad I've never brought an apple product.
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Post by: Baruch on December 15, 2018, 02:48:38 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 15, 2018, 02:24:13 PM
suddenly glad I've never brought an apple product.

Still typing on your Sinclair ZX Spectrum?  Or are you using a Linux box?  If you support MS, then you are just another slave in the CIA empire.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 15, 2018, 03:03:11 PM
I once had a Timex-Sinclair ZX81. It helped me learn Basic. Had to use my TV for the screen.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 15, 2018, 04:06:46 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 15, 2018, 03:03:11 PM
I once had a Timex-Sinclair ZX81. It helped me learn Basic. Had to use my TV for the screen.
BASIC was always my GOTO language.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 15, 2018, 09:12:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2018, 09:23:40 PM
Chickens have a cloaca, so it's technically true that they poop breakfast.  Technically correct - the best kind of correct.
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Post by: Munch on December 15, 2018, 10:53:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 15, 2018, 09:23:40 PM
Chickens have a cloaca, so it's technically true that they poop breakfast.  Technically correct - the best kind of correct.

until you find shit on your eggs.
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Post by: Baruch on December 15, 2018, 11:00:16 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 15, 2018, 10:53:01 PM
until you find shit on your eggs.

Then don't eat them raw, including traditional Caesar salad dressing.
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Post by: Munch on December 15, 2018, 11:08:06 PM
Quote from: Baruch on December 15, 2018, 11:00:16 PM
Then don't eat them raw, including traditional Caesar salad dressing.

rocky did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhkdLHSKo9s
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Post by: Baruch on December 16, 2018, 06:18:06 AM
Athletes do, but I don't think for the protein.  For the gag reflex.  The only time I did that, was during Hell Week in fraternity initiation.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2018, 09:09:17 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 16, 2018, 10:14:25 PM
Just the EU pillaging Ireland again.
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Post by: trdsf on December 17, 2018, 12:03:23 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 15, 2018, 03:03:11 PM
I once had a Timex-Sinclair ZX81. It helped me learn Basic. Had to use my TV for the screen.
Hell, I still have one.  And last I checked, it still worked.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2018, 06:50:40 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 16, 2018, 09:09:17 PM

Reminds me of the very unPC cartoon I saw one. Viking chief standing in the bow of a ship as they approach a village on the shore. He addresses the crew:

"Remember, it's KILL THE MEN, RAPE THE WOMEN, AND BURN THE VILLAGE. Can you idiots get it right this time?"
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Post by: Baruch on December 17, 2018, 12:51:46 PM
Quote from: trdsf on December 17, 2018, 12:03:23 AM
Hell, I still have one.  And last I checked, it still worked.

They don't make them like they used to.  Remember Osborne was the first company to embrace built in obsolescence, and paid for it.  Then everyone else went ahead, while the vultures were distracted.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2018, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: trdsf on December 17, 2018, 12:03:23 AM
Hell, I still have one.  And last I checked, it still worked.
I wonder how much it might be worth to a collector?
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Post by: trdsf on December 17, 2018, 05:46:24 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2018, 01:11:39 PM
I wonder how much it might be worth to a collector?

Not much, I don't think. They made a lot of them. Although I suppose a quick peek an eBay might be in order.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2018, 05:50:54 PM
Yeah, couldn't hurt. I wish I still had mine, but it's long gone.
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Post by: trdsf on December 17, 2018, 09:44:07 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2018, 05:50:54 PM
Yeah, couldn't hurt. I wish I still had mine, but it's long gone.
Of course, the real problem in spotting something you own on eBay that's going for beaucoup bucks is having to decide whether to keep it or part with it.  I bought a guitar at a garage sale almost 40 years ago for ten bucks; that particular make and model often appears on eBay for $400 on up.  Could I use the money?  Hell yeah.  Could I then replace the guitar?  Uh, no.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2018, 12:16:31 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2018, 09:36:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2018, 09:33:55 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2018, 10:27:11 AM
Meh, that was staged anyway.
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Post by: Baruch on December 19, 2018, 12:58:35 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2018, 10:27:11 AM
Meh, that was staged anyway.

Most of what Stalin claimed happened 1941-1945 never happened .. other than the Germans lost.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2018, 03:19:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2018, 05:59:10 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 21, 2018, 06:09:34 PM
Kids really do say the darndest things! LOL
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Post by: Munch on December 21, 2018, 08:31:28 PM
the kids name was poo?

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Post by: Baruch on December 21, 2018, 08:54:09 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 21, 2018, 08:31:28 PM
the kids name was poo?

His parents made him missionary style ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2018, 09:32:50 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 21, 2018, 08:31:28 PM
the kids name was poo?
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 21, 2018, 10:30:20 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 21, 2018, 08:31:28 PM
the kids name was poo?

Probably a nickname. Hopefully.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2018, 10:52:39 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2018, 01:57:47 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 21, 2018, 08:31:28 PM
the kids name was poo?


Maybe after Winnie the Pooh, but they misspelled it?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2018, 08:53:58 PM
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Post by: Munch on December 25, 2018, 03:57:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2018, 08:55:43 PM


And now you can get kung pao without having to walk past an opium den.  The future has arrived!
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 30, 2018, 06:22:42 PM
Well, as Dan Quayle said: "We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2018, 09:20:11 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 31, 2018, 01:10:03 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2018, 09:09:34 AM
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Post by: Munch on December 31, 2018, 11:12:44 AM
oh lighten up. every year has more shit to come, doesn't mean we need to have that level of doom and gloom every time.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2018, 11:32:48 AM
Quote from: Munch on December 31, 2018, 11:12:44 AM
oh lighten up. every year has more shit to come, doesn't mean we need to have that level of doom and gloom every time.
I think you're reading more into that than was intended.
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Post by: Baruch on December 31, 2018, 12:16:26 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 31, 2018, 11:12:44 AM
oh lighten up. every year has more shit to come, doesn't mean we need to have that level of doom and gloom every time.

Republicans/Tories are pod people!  And nobody believes me!!

Democrats/Labor differ from Thanos in one way, the snap to delete half the population should be based on political persuasion, not randomly.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 31, 2018, 12:53:37 PM
2018 didn't live up to expectations.

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Post by: aitm on December 31, 2018, 01:33:46 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 31, 2018, 12:53:37 PM
2018 didn't live up to expectations.



Dats the first time I have seen that...but I LIKE IT!!!
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 31, 2018, 01:37:44 PM
Indeed, very callipygian!
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Post by: Munch on December 31, 2018, 02:07:28 PM
Quote from: aitm on December 31, 2018, 01:33:46 PM
Dats the first time I have seen that...but I LIKE IT!!!

that is handy, now lets see if they put zippers on underwear.

what am I saying, no self respecting bear wants to bother with zippers then he should be using his bear hands to rip dat off.
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Post by: Munch on December 31, 2018, 02:58:47 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on December 31, 2018, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 31, 2018, 12:53:37 PM
2018 didn't live up to expectations.


Easy access.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 31, 2018, 08:29:58 PM
A quick and easy guide for selecting your D&D class.

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2018, 09:36:49 PM
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Post by: Munch on December 31, 2018, 09:53:31 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 31, 2018, 10:30:51 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 31, 2018, 02:07:28 PM
that is handy, now lets see if they put zippers on underwear.

what am I saying, no self respecting bear wants to bother with zippers then he should be using his bear hands to rip dat off.

Never heard of crotchless or even edible underwear?  You geriatrics don't get out from the nursing home much.

Munch - that toilet should work well for potty training little people ... scare the shit right out of them!
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 01, 2019, 02:00:04 PM



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 01, 2019, 04:04:31 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 31, 2018, 08:29:58 PM
A quick and easy guide for selecting your D&D class.



Guess i'm a wizard.
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Post by: Munch on January 01, 2019, 04:50:13 PM
I'm a sorcerer. Eighty billion spells is to much bother, I'll stick to 4.
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 01, 2019, 07:07:15 PM
and a ranger on my part.  That fits, for I like to use the bow a lot.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2019, 07:37:31 PM
Fighter.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2019, 10:39:57 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 01, 2019, 10:45:07 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 01, 2019, 04:50:13 PM
I'm a sorcerer. Eighty billion spells is to much bother, I'll stick to 4.

Better to be a master of four spells than a novice of a million. I also got sorcerer.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 01, 2019, 10:57:14 PM
Picture your perfect toolbox. It's basically...

You stole these tools from an abomination that might destroy the world.

This analogy isn't going very well.

Nothing goes very well.

Warlock
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2019, 09:52:13 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 03, 2019, 12:02:52 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 03, 2019, 03:39:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 03, 2019, 09:08:43 AM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIcm7WzjC2k
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 03, 2019, 09:47:01 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 03, 2019, 09:58:55 AM




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Post by: Munch on January 03, 2019, 12:50:07 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 03, 2019, 09:47:01 AM


Looks more like a case of it being okay for women to laugh at male genitals while men aren't able to at women's.
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Post by: Baruch on January 03, 2019, 01:29:44 PM
GSO Gymrat -- Excellent

BTW, per the initial long cartoon strip ... that is not why I do "likes".  I am a junky of sorts, but it is not because I am a 7 year old emotionally, I am like Silence of the Lambs!

Munch - boys have the disadvantage of having an "outee" ... so size is easy to see.  With women, you have to actually try it on for size.
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Post by: Green Bottle on January 03, 2019, 04:05:05 PM


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Post by: Blackleaf on January 03, 2019, 04:52:09 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 03, 2019, 12:50:07 PM
Looks more like a case of it being okay for women to laugh at male genitals while men aren't able to at women's.

Male genitals are more socially acceptable to talk about in general than female genitals, whether in a positive or negative light. It's just a case of double standards.
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Post by: Baruch on January 03, 2019, 07:07:28 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 03, 2019, 04:52:09 PM
Male genitals are more socially acceptable to talk about in general than female genitals, whether in a positive or negative light. It's just a case of double standards.

Doubly so, because what you say depends on if it is an all male or all female group talking about it.  Women talk dirty too, just not when men are around.  When men talk dirty, even with no women present, we are misogynists.  Also, only men can be pedophiles.  That is what I got from the cartoon.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 03, 2019, 08:48:26 PM


Pros:
* We're already halfway there (medicine, some beverages, electronics, military, sciences, interstate 19)
* Super easy, stress-free conversion
* More logical freezing/boiling temps
* Easier conversations with Canadians/Europeans/etc
* Can now describe driving distances in terms of "clicks"
* {Hand} sizes seem bigger *wink wink*

Cons:
* Changing a shitton of signage
* Dum-dums freaking out and/or not learning no matter how hard you try to teach them
* Certain expressions rendered insensible, ruins that Proclaimers song
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Post by: aitm on January 03, 2019, 09:37:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 03, 2019, 08:48:26 PM
* Certain expressions rendered insensible, ruins that Proclaimers song

that is the sole reason for me, sorry bub.
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Post by: Baruch on January 04, 2019, 06:36:38 AM
Metric - massive French conspiracy.  Just say non.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 04, 2019, 07:51:01 AM
Quote* Changing a shitton of signage

The metal/plastic is already there. We just need to make decals to go over the current numbers. As those are usually wildly redundant economy of scale would kick in to a point.

I believe all US cars currently have a dual scale on the speedometer?
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 04, 2019, 01:39:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 03, 2019, 08:48:26 PM
* Certain expressions rendered insensible, ruins that Proclaimers song

Yeah, the phrase "A miss is as good as one point six kilometers" doesn't exactly roll trippingly off the tongue...
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Post by: trdsf on January 04, 2019, 05:43:35 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 04, 2019, 01:39:45 PM
Yeah, the phrase "A miss is as good as one point six kilometers" doesn't exactly roll trippingly off the tongue...
I suppose it would have to be "A miss is as good as a klick."

Let's see...

I think I'm going to start using some of those to see what reactions they get.  :D

And the band Nine Inch Nails would become Twenty-Three Centimeter Nails, of course.

.
.
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♫ Two-point-five-four centimeter worm, two-point-five-four centimeter worm, measuring the marigolds... ♪
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2019, 08:01:01 PM
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Post by: aitm on January 04, 2019, 10:35:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 04, 2019, 08:01:01 PM


good heavens I thought that was a baby head lower right corner-ish..
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2019, 12:04:29 AM


Do you hear the voices, too??
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2019, 08:17:41 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2019, 09:27:10 PM
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Post by: Munch on January 08, 2019, 12:16:27 PM




this is such a great cartoon.
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Post by: Munch on January 08, 2019, 09:19:45 PM


think this is my favorite one of these.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2019, 10:34:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2019, 12:55:45 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2019, 07:34:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2019, 09:54:27 AM


Mocking people for educating themselves - that's some next level conservatism right there.
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Post by: Munch on January 14, 2019, 12:21:57 PM
I was gonna make a comment on how people not knowing how to sew buttons on is.. but then remembered, I'm often having to tell my mother how to use functions on her laptop, like how pasting links work, or how to use google images, all while she's often commenting on how people these days don't know how to use a sewing machine.
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Post by: Baruch on January 14, 2019, 01:11:54 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 14, 2019, 12:21:57 PM
I was gonna make a comment on how people not knowing how to sew buttons on is.. but then remembered, I'm often having to tell my mother how to use functions on her laptop, like how pasting links work, or how to use google images, all while she's often commenting on how people these days don't know how to use a sewing machine.

Can you knap flint tools?  That will be handy when the electricity goes off.
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Post by: Poison Tree on January 14, 2019, 08:19:20 PM
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Quote from: Hydra009 on January 14, 2019, 09:54:27 AM

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Shouldn't the headline be "Boomers and X’ers didn't bother to teach their children . . ."
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Post by: Green Bottle on January 18, 2019, 04:57:26 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 18, 2019, 07:14:05 PM
Here's a guy who might win employee of the year:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqXJ31fyUhc


I wonder how long it took to dig everyone out of that!
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Post by: Munch on January 18, 2019, 07:17:42 PM
all it did was knock into it, it was less the forklift and more bad structural integrity. 
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 18, 2019, 07:26:16 PM
Yeah, he barely clipped it. Who designed that layout, anyway?
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Post by: Baruch on January 18, 2019, 07:28:11 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 18, 2019, 07:26:16 PM
Yeah, he barely clipped it. Who designed that layout, anyway?

Traditional Asian scaffolding uses cross-laced bamboo.  Very stable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT3pk3Sw78E

The collapse behavior (under vertical load) of metal L sections is not as good as the collapse behavior of circular bamboo sections.  I-sections of I-beams are much better, if you have to use metal.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2019, 09:32:13 PM
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Post by: Baruch on January 19, 2019, 05:56:30 AM
All your data belong to us, and the Mormon Church (data center is in Utah).
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2019, 09:45:35 PM


Greeks:  orgies
Romans:  orgies with women
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Post by: Baruch on January 20, 2019, 10:56:41 PM
http://atheistforums.com/index.php?topic=5832.5745

A part of a longer debate on Athens vs Rome.

But Rome did force assimilation.

In Britain, they actually have intelligent debate and discussion. Stupid colonials!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2019, 10:44:54 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 22, 2019, 01:24:46 PM
I saw a church sign that said "How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2019, 08:43:39 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 23, 2019, 12:42:18 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 23, 2019, 08:43:39 AM


Reminds me of Dampe. Was he in Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask? I can't remember. But he was this old grave keeper you had to lead around to plots of land in a dark room. He followed the light from your fairy, and moved a painfully sluggish pace, and would get lost if you moved two feet away from him. You could Z-target him to keep the fairy around him, but then you couldn't see where you were going. They knew exactly what they were doing with that side quest. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2019, 09:57:04 PM
Morrowind was the game that made me HATE escort quests with a passion.

It was especially brutal because whoever you're escorting could get one-shot, certain enemies were extremely aggressive, pathfinding was a nightmare for NPCs, and it was extremely easy to get lost so you could easily lead them into deathtraps.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2019, 11:53:55 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2019, 12:06:36 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2019, 09:12:31 PM
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Post by: aitm on January 25, 2019, 10:43:25 PM
Oh thats great. STOLEN!
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Post by: Munch on January 26, 2019, 07:52:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2019, 09:39:26 PM


Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 27, 2019, 11:39:37 AM



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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2019, 06:08:52 PM
^Too true.

And memes can't even convey what happened to the dark elves.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2019, 10:28:51 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 28, 2019, 11:04:25 AM
Maybe...
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2019, 01:52:27 PM


Comics have become so unrealistic lately...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 28, 2019, 02:34:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 23, 2019, 11:53:55 PM


LOOOL
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 28, 2019, 09:28:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 28, 2019, 01:52:27 PM


Comics have become so unrealistic lately...

The tub is blocking the door... How did she get in there?
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Post by: aitm on January 28, 2019, 09:43:57 PM
If the tub is blocking the door...how did they get anything in there? second door I surmise.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2019, 11:56:48 PM
AFAIK, there's no second door.  It was a mistake by the artist.  In fairness, these people have tight deadlines.  Stress + lack of sleep = a lot of weird, illogical stuff.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 29, 2019, 06:16:07 AM
Things went to shit early on?

And the person is skinny enough to get in ♫through the bathroom window.♫
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Post by: Baruch on January 29, 2019, 07:32:01 AM
Quote from: aitm on January 28, 2019, 09:43:57 PM
If the tub is blocking the door...how did they get anything in there? second door I surmise.

Since we can see down into the room, clearly it has no ceiling/roof.
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Post by: Baruch on January 29, 2019, 07:32:49 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 28, 2019, 11:56:48 PM
AFAIK, there's no second door.  It was a mistake by the artist.  In fairness, these people have tight deadlines.  Stress + lack of sleep = a lot of weird, illogical stuff.

Just like most workers.  Fortunately I am not a building contractor.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 29, 2019, 01:16:29 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 28, 2019, 09:28:28 PM
The tub is blocking the door... How did she get in there?
She came in through the bathroom window, protected by a silver spoon.

Maybe...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 29, 2019, 01:21:53 PM
Late. ;)
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 29, 2019, 01:23:58 PM
Better late than never?
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 29, 2019, 01:39:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2019, 09:53:09 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 31, 2019, 06:22:20 AM
1983 is a fantasy?
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Post by: pr126 on February 01, 2019, 09:29:00 AM

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2019, 09:51:38 AM
A fascist scolding socialists? IRONY
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 01, 2019, 12:37:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2019, 02:53:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2019, 06:14:40 PM


He has a good point.  Jokes aren't so bad.  You can always sit down after a joke.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 01, 2019, 06:29:12 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 01, 2019, 08:11:02 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on February 01, 2019, 06:29:12 PM


Well, at the risk of oversharing...

[spoiler]I really hated tuna when I was a kid.[/spoiler]
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Post by: Baruch on February 01, 2019, 08:45:05 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2019, 09:51:38 AM
A fascist scolding socialists? IRONY

Both are socialist.  And are blind to themselves.

PS ... Tuna, what does that remind me of?  Yeah, oversharing.  Charlie.
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Post by: Baruch on February 01, 2019, 08:46:04 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 31, 2019, 06:22:20 AM
1983 is a fantasy?

To people born in 1984, or have that mindset.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2019, 08:48:50 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2019, 10:18:23 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2019, 06:58:18 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 06, 2019, 03:09:40 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 06, 2019, 03:59:45 PM
It will be great when Suri is King!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2019, 12:25:10 AM


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Post by: pr126 on February 07, 2019, 01:48:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 01, 2019, 06:14:40 PM


He has a good point.  Jokes aren't so bad.  You can always sit down after a joke.

But never joke about Islam.
That is unhealthy. Could even be fatal.
Charlie Hebdo?
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Post by: Baruch on February 07, 2019, 05:06:42 AM
The military life isn't for everyone.  But for people who didn't get to the first rung of social improvement, but still have potential, it can be a first step, if not a career.  Today, all these are Millennials, hence the worry by command that we are on a slippery slope.  When the War on Terror started, they were X-gen.

Yes, a bunch of mostly young men in a barracks together, is called a gang.  Not a Parisian salon nor afternoon tea.

Unlike the Vietnam War draft period, you are less likely to encounter Private Gomer Pyle.  Though a few still slip thru.  I have worked with them ;-)  The military is the most functional socialism there is.  They get nearly free health care.  Relatively few are exposed to physical danger. 

As opposed to the problems with welfare, military are expected to show up for work, on time, in uniform, groomed, fit, and do as they are told.  People who can't do that, are unfit for society in any form, even drug gangs don't want you.
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 07, 2019, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: Baruch on February 07, 2019, 05:06:42 AM
The military life isn't for everyone.  But for people who didn't get to the first rung of social improvement, but still have potential, it can be a first step, if not a career.  Today, all these are Millennials, hence the worry by command that we are on a slippery slope.  When the War on Terror started, they were X-gen.

Yes, a bunch of mostly young men in a barracks together, is called a gang.  Not a Parisian salon nor afternoon tea.

Unlike the Vietnam War draft period, you are less likely to encounter Private Gomer Pyle.  Though a few still slip thru.  I have worked with them ;-)  The military is the most functional socialism there is.  They get nearly free health care.  Relatively few are exposed to physical danger. 

As opposed to the problems with welfare, military are expected to show up for work, on time, in uniform, groomed, fit, and do as they are told.  People who can't do that, are unfit for society in any form, even drug gangs don't want you.
I served my regular Army hitch during the draft and Nam.  Going to Nam was only a matter of time; but when I had finished my three year enlistment, I was still not there, I thanked my guardian angel and got out.  If not for Nam, I'd have made the Army my career.  But I was in Army Intelligence and could have gone into physical security as a Warrent Officer (a cross between a LT and NCO) and become expert in picking locks and keeping them from being picked.  Warrents are enough of an odd-ball spot that most people left them alone.  A W4 was regarded almost as the Sacred Uncle of whatever unit they were in and nobody fucked with them--they were regarded as a LTC for billiting, food and had the ability to go to both the Officers Club and NCO Club. 
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Post by: Baruch on February 07, 2019, 01:11:21 PM
LBJ was evil on many levels.  Not only was Vietnam the wrong war, but it was run with complete incompetence (substituting technology and fake body counts for leadership).  I always oppose war, unless it is absolutely necessary.  In our post Cold War period, going thru the fake War on Terror (perpetual war) and now going back to a Cold War 2.0 that may get hot ... you can imagine my disappointment.  Both R & D are the uni-war party ;-((

But there would be people, in any age, even with a justifiable war, who are too anti-social to be allowed to roam free.  Pacifist I am not, but neither am I a sociopath.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 09, 2019, 02:05:54 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 10, 2019, 11:45:54 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on February 12, 2019, 04:55:40 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 12, 2019, 09:20:08 PM
I love #6. Good to see that God has his priorities in order.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2019, 10:31:39 PM
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Post by: Baruch on February 13, 2019, 03:32:04 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 12, 2019, 09:20:08 PM
I love #6. Good to see that God has his priorities in order.

G-d slaughters 100% of all life, individually and as species.

Nobody except Greek-based theologians said, G-d was perfect.  The original ... Zeus ... was quite imperfect.  Let's go back to Zeus, where you can't keep the chief of the Olympians from chasing after human females ;-)

Pirates ... being on the water all the time, you get too much sun, and they hadn't invented sun-screen yet ;-0
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 13, 2019, 01:26:39 PM
Now here's a guy with a very nice hat!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nah_3vO0uhM
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Post by: Munch on February 13, 2019, 02:52:58 PM
That movie was... Something
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 13, 2019, 02:57:29 PM
Yeah, that's one of my favorite scenes! LOL
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 13, 2019, 04:22:45 PM
The Fifth Element. You mean Boron?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 13, 2019, 04:35:59 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 13, 2019, 04:22:45 PM
The Fifth Element. You mean Boron?
Who you callin' a boron?
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Post by: Baruch on February 13, 2019, 07:22:37 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 13, 2019, 04:35:59 PM
Who you callin' a boron?

No, you are a cad-mium ;-)

Don't get to excited, or I will have to get even more sili-con.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 14, 2019, 02:27:10 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 14, 2019, 05:18:54 PM
Very poignant:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dczdt1CvAwI
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 16, 2019, 12:23:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2019, 09:48:01 PM


I want a stat screen so bad.

How many times have I listened to the song "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls?  Huh.  Thought that'd be higher.

If I made bricks out of all the poop I've ever pooped out in US standard size (203mm × 92mm × 57 mm) and laid them in a one-brick thick wall roughly a meter high, how long would that wall be?

[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ53kstD-14[/spoiler]
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Post by: Shiranu on February 17, 2019, 03:21:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2019, 10:08:58 AM


WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
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Post by: Baruch on February 18, 2019, 11:26:16 AM
Thank god for dildoes!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2019, 12:47:28 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 19, 2019, 01:33:00 PM
Quote from: Baruch on February 18, 2019, 11:26:16 AM
Thank god for dildoes!
No, thank science for dildoes, at least the plastic/rubber ones. The wooden ones leave splinters.
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Post by: Munch on February 19, 2019, 02:50:55 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 19, 2019, 01:33:00 PM
No, thank science for dildoes, at least the plastic/rubber ones. The wooden ones leave splinters.

yep, rubber ones are best.

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: Baruch on February 19, 2019, 05:16:08 PM
Munch you got those to entertain your pet elephant, right?
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 19, 2019, 05:17:01 PM
They look like fucking aliens! LOL
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Post by: Baruch on February 19, 2019, 05:18:31 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 19, 2019, 05:17:01 PM
They look like fucking aliens! LOL

A species easily defeated by fucking feminist twats ;-)
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 24, 2019, 10:05:30 AM
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Post by: Baruch on February 24, 2019, 12:46:28 PM
Dis Santa, elves eat you alive like a school of piranha.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 24, 2019, 05:08:40 PM
I clicked "Ignore" for Jesus.
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Post by: Baruch on February 24, 2019, 07:26:15 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 24, 2019, 05:08:40 PM
I clicked "Ignore" for Jesus.

Such are the wages of ignorance ;-)
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 24, 2019, 07:28:41 PM
Yeah, the wages of ignorance is bliss.
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Post by: Baruch on February 24, 2019, 07:34:28 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 24, 2019, 07:28:41 PM
Yeah, the wages of ignorance is bliss.

Cheaper than LSD.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2019, 11:14:53 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on February 28, 2019, 01:10:23 PM
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Post by: Munch on February 28, 2019, 09:15:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2019, 10:00:32 PM


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Post by: aitm on March 02, 2019, 08:14:09 AM
I am not seeing that many pics that are funny. You pricks better pick up your game or I'm gonna do something crazy like.......well....crazy.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 02, 2019, 08:16:32 AM
Quote from: aitm on March 02, 2019, 08:14:09 AM
I am not seeing that many pics that are funny. You pricks better pick up your game or I'm gonna do something crazy like.......well....crazy.

Be sure to take pictures, then. And post 'em here.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 02, 2019, 01:18:58 PM
Quote from: aitm on March 02, 2019, 08:14:09 AM
I am not seeing that many pics that are funny. You pricks better pick up your game or I'm gonna do something crazy like.......well....crazy.
Maybe you need to smoke more weed, then they'll all be funny as hell!

;-)
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Post by: aitm on March 02, 2019, 02:04:27 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 06, 2019, 03:09:40 PM



so many evangelists missing a wonderful opportunity
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 02, 2019, 02:10:15 PM
This just validates my claim that many people can't tell the difference between movies and reality. This is why they're so easily manipulated by social media, as well.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 02, 2019, 02:53:41 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 02, 2019, 02:10:15 PM
This just validates my claim that many people can't tell the difference between movies and reality. This is why they're so easily manipulated by social media, as well.
Is that something you read on the internet?

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 02, 2019, 03:25:59 PM
No, it just seems obvious to me. I noticed that after the movie Jaws came out a lot fewer people went to the beaches. I noticed that after the move The Exorcist came out a lot of people suddenly got more religious, and many joined the RCC who would not otherwise have done so.
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Post by: Munch on March 02, 2019, 03:40:32 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 02, 2019, 03:25:59 PM
No, it just seems obvious to me. I noticed that after the movie Jaws came out a lot fewer people went to the beaches. I noticed that after the move The Exorcist came out a lot of people suddenly got more religious, and many joined the RCC who would not otherwise have done so.

and people brought more mountain dew after watching the bfg
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Post by: aitm on March 02, 2019, 04:04:49 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 02, 2019, 03:25:59 PM
...and many joined the RCC who would not otherwise have done so.

and yet not realizing that only the RCC peeps need exorcizing. Odd that eh?
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 02, 2019, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: Munch on March 02, 2019, 03:40:32 PM
and people brought more mountain dew after watching the bfg

When I see BFG, I always want to read it as "Big Fucking Giant," but that name isn't as child-friendly.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 02, 2019, 04:16:19 PM
I had to google BFG, as I'd never heard of it. Like I've said, there are big gaps in my education. LOL
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 02, 2019, 04:33:25 PM
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Post by: Baruch on March 02, 2019, 05:05:14 PM
I am happy to share with socialists.  Provided they pay the price of kissing my ass first.  I wipe often, I promise.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 02, 2019, 11:42:33 PM
I can't wait for a scottish-themed pokemon game:



Bonus:

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 03, 2019, 03:41:11 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2019, 03:47:10 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 02, 2019, 04:11:41 PM
When I see BFG, I always want to read it as "Big Fucking Giant," but that name isn't as child-friendly.
Whereas I played "DOOM".
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 03, 2019, 05:06:43 PM
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Post by: Munch on March 03, 2019, 06:08:14 PM
they actually made spiders cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGEY8IulWiA

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Post by: Unbeliever on March 03, 2019, 06:19:49 PM
I expected Lucas to sing about the itsy bitsy spider that crawled up the water spout. Oh, well, maybe next time...
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on March 04, 2019, 02:43:13 PM


@Hakurei Reimu gotta defend that donation box!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2019, 08:00:01 PM


Better bundle up with three layers. It's gonna get a bit nippy.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 04, 2019, 08:14:30 PM
Even Hell would freeze with that kind of temperature! Then where would all those folks be who said "only when Hell freezes over"?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2019, 09:36:14 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2019, 07:02:18 AM
Reads funny until you remember how manga flows.
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Post by: Baruch on March 05, 2019, 07:40:09 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 04, 2019, 08:14:30 PM
Even Hell would freeze with that kind of temperature! Then where would all those folks be who said "only when Hell freezes over"?

How about ... when politicians admit they are wrong?
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 05, 2019, 02:39:04 PM
Here's a whole bunch of funny pictures:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQazQzYWxQ


They're not all funny, some are just very nice.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 05, 2019, 03:28:17 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2019, 07:04:38 PM
The sticks were around long before the "cutlery".
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2019, 10:36:24 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 06, 2019, 12:07:06 PM


This is pretty accurate. Before reading the description, I was like, "The fuck is the HCSB?"
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Post by: Baruch on March 06, 2019, 12:49:45 PM
If you aren't a wookie, you aren't ready for Bible study ;-))
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2019, 10:04:49 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 07, 2019, 02:46:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 07, 2019, 10:04:49 AM
[Spoiler=Snip][/spoiler]

Oh gods. Imagine if Tails actually looked like that. I'd expect him to do what foxes do to hedgehogs in real life, and kill and eat Sonic.
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Post by: Munch on March 07, 2019, 04:20:05 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 07, 2019, 02:46:53 PM
Oh gods. Imagine if Tails actually looked like that. I'd expect him to do what foxes do to hedgehogs in real life, and kill and eat Sonic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNEZ4WWQIk
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Post by: Baruch on March 08, 2019, 06:19:44 AM
And that is why science ruins everything!
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 08, 2019, 06:25:52 PM
Quote from: Solitary on November 08, 2014, 10:47:52 AM
(http://imgur.com/5BjY9PK)


For some reason, this reminds me of Trump.
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Post by: Baruch on March 08, 2019, 06:52:18 PM
Kermit and Ms Piggy hate you.  They are much more entertaining than Trump!
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Post by: trdsf on March 08, 2019, 11:52:05 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 08, 2019, 06:25:52 PM

For some reason, this reminds me of Trump.
Nah.  The frog has a glimmer of intelligence and humanity.
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Post by: Baruch on March 09, 2019, 01:07:54 AM
Quote from: trdsf on March 08, 2019, 11:52:05 PM
Nah.  The frog has a glimmer of intelligence and humanity.

Pepe says ... Reeee
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 09, 2019, 01:26:59 PM
Quote from: trdsf on March 08, 2019, 11:52:05 PM
Nah.  The frog has a glimmer of intelligence and humanity.

Yeah, I've just seen Trump's arms crossed in just that way, but you're right, intelligence and humanity are lacking in Beelzebutt.
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Post by: Munch on March 09, 2019, 01:52:59 PM
you Americans and your trumpification, no class.



mr toad approves

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2019, 05:58:47 PM
Quote from: Munch on March 09, 2019, 01:52:59 PM
you Americans and your trumpification, no class.



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Post by: Munch on March 09, 2019, 06:05:07 PM
WHERES YOUR BOW TIE!

/SPITS TEA.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 09, 2019, 06:57:55 PM


Type AMEN if you love Jesus
Ignore if you're a liberal commie
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Post by: aitm on March 09, 2019, 10:38:28 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2019, 05:58:47 PM

The only thing missing from this is an "area 51" sticker on the left wall corner
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 09, 2019, 11:26:08 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2019, 07:22:29 AM
Quote from: aitm on March 09, 2019, 10:38:28 PM
The only thing missing from this is an "area 51" sticker on the left wall corner
The door to the office says "Platform 9 3/4s. No muggles allowed beyond this point." And there are Firefly stickers all over the place.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 10, 2019, 12:38:41 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 09, 2019, 06:57:55 PM


Type AMEN if you love Jesus
Ignore if you're a liberal commie

Me after homeschooling:
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 10, 2019, 05:29:01 PM
Quote from: aitm on March 09, 2019, 10:38:28 PM
The only thing missing from this is an "area 51" sticker on the left wall corner
Hell, when I see pictures like this I just want to see what books are on the shelf.
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Post by: Shiranu on March 10, 2019, 05:41:23 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2019, 05:50:09 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 10, 2019, 05:29:01 PM
Hell, when I see pictures like this I just want to see what books are on the shelf.
On your right, mostly WWII, with an emphasis on Pearl Harbor. Center, bad, really really bad, movies. "King Kong vs. Godzilla", six Gamera movies, etc. Left-hand bookcase is Boss Lady's, so scifi and murder mysteries.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2019, 06:44:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2019, 10:52:47 AM


Alternative facts!
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 12, 2019, 11:38:01 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 12, 2019, 01:12:03 PM
Well, duh!
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 12, 2019, 01:16:54 PM
Now that's a cat! But the councilman was a pussy.

Hooray for Browser!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2019, 07:40:34 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 12, 2019, 07:46:18 PM
They have no English in Ireland?

I thought it was the Pied Piper who did that...
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 14, 2019, 11:55:48 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2019, 12:36:05 PM


Cheap pizza woooot!
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 14, 2019, 02:19:13 PM
That was truly transcendental!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2019, 10:16:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2019, 11:38:10 PM


Animals pop into existence ex nihilo, apparently.

Also, nobody tell this guy about meteors, okay?
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Post by: Munch on March 15, 2019, 07:11:54 AM
the gravitational shift changed once William Howard Taft died and his body was launched into space, this allowed for mass overpopulation to equal out the difference.

Fat joke, because I can!
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 15, 2019, 07:29:34 AM


I'm liking this meme.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 15, 2019, 04:08:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR_oJ1sD3Fc
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2019, 06:10:25 PM
Quote from: Munch on March 15, 2019, 07:11:54 AM
the gravitational shift changed once William Howard Taft died and his body was launched into space, this allowed for mass overpopulation to equal out the difference.

Fat joke, because I can!
In all seriousness, I want his bathtub.  As a "big and tall" guy, I could use the extra room.  I swear, most tubs are designed with elven proportions in mind.  I have to sit cross-legged just to get all the way in.
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Post by: Munch on March 15, 2019, 10:10:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 15, 2019, 06:10:25 PM
In all seriousness, I want his bathtub.  As a "big and tall" guy, I could use the extra room.  I swear, most tibs are designed with elven proportions in mind.  I have to sit cross-legged just to get all the way in.

I've not taking a bath in years, only showered. When the showers electrics fizzled out, I tried taking a bath. That was a mistake, my busted left knee wouldn't let me bend it that far enough, couldn't get my head under water, and got water all over the floor.
fuck bathtubs, showers are universally better.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 16, 2019, 06:53:57 AM
Some really great typos on the previous page.
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Post by: Feral Atheist on March 17, 2019, 07:08:29 PM
Quote from: Baruch on February 24, 2019, 07:34:28 PM
Cheaper than LSD.
And just as fabricated in the brain and detached from reality.
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Post by: Shiranu on March 17, 2019, 07:19:01 PM
>Laughs in short at people who think bathtubs aren't perfect the way they are
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 17, 2019, 07:22:44 PM
To paraphrase Brody, from Jaws - I think we're gonna need a bigger tub.
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Post by: Baruch on March 17, 2019, 08:14:09 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 17, 2019, 07:22:44 PM
To paraphrase Brody, from Jaws - I think we're gonna need a bigger tub.

Rub, a dub, dub; three men in a tub. = fairy tale jacuzzi
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2019, 09:42:24 PM
"Modern" bathtubs:



The bathtub I want:

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Post by: Baruch on March 17, 2019, 10:06:40 PM
Hearst Castle indoor pool ... the Neptune inside pool has glass tiles, with many of the tiles being glass-gold mixed.  You can't believe it without seeing it.  Overall I like the Roman outside pool.  But not on cold days ;-)

http://hearstcastle.org/history-behind-hearst-castle/the-castle/pools/

Rosebud
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 17, 2019, 10:22:18 PM
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Post by: Munch on March 17, 2019, 10:45:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 17, 2019, 09:42:24 PM
"Modern" bathtubs:




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Post by: Shiranu on March 17, 2019, 11:10:48 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 17, 2019, 09:42:24 PM

The bathtub I want:



Honestly, that shouldn't be hard. All you need to do is reestablish the monarchy with your lineage as the royal bloodline, crush any and all rebellions against your new found power (which there will be many), maintain order within your populace while you tax them enough to hire the craftmen and architects required to design and construct such a pool, and then either establish this pool near geothermal sources or have the water fire-warmed by your staff.

Just gotta put your mind to it and will it into existence.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2019, 11:24:58 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on March 17, 2019, 11:10:48 PMhave the water fire-warmed by your staff.
That language really needs cleaning up.  It's "heated" (the fire part is implied).

Also, it's "unpaid bondspersons".  Staff implies mere employment when it's really more of a vocation.  Also, staff is confusingly a homonym with staves.  Wouldn't want someone to think I'm a sorcery person who literally summons fire with a wooden stick.

And finally, it's not so much tax as "request wealth".

My kinddom (intentional spelling) shall have impeccable manners and grammar.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 18, 2019, 01:45:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 17, 2019, 09:42:24 PM
"Modern" bathtubs:



The bathtub I want:


You need a Brobdignagian bathtub!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 19, 2019, 06:12:03 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 19, 2019, 06:16:34 PM
That headline isn't grammatically correct!. Oh, the horror!
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Post by: Baruch on March 19, 2019, 06:42:46 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 19, 2019, 06:16:34 PM
That headline isn't grammatically correct!. Oh, the horror!

The poster should have included a trigger warning, you snowflake you!
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 19, 2019, 07:01:48 PM
I'm melting, I'm melting!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 19, 2019, 11:10:35 PM
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Post by: Munch on March 19, 2019, 11:48:36 PM
Had no idea the meme was bigger then just the last panel
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 20, 2019, 12:13:47 AM
Oh, it gets deeper, Morty.  *burp*

There's a lot more where that came from.  There's even one where she cheats on him, too.
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Post by: Munch on March 20, 2019, 12:24:18 AM
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Post by: Baruch on March 20, 2019, 01:16:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 20, 2019, 12:13:47 AM
Oh, it gets deeper, Morty.  *burp*

There's a lot more where that came from.  There's even one where she cheats on him, too.

Never happen.  Women are automatically virtuous no matter what shit they get up to.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 20, 2019, 07:23:34 AM
Quote from: Munch on March 19, 2019, 11:48:36 PM
Had no idea the meme was bigger then just the last panel
There's one of Charlie Chaplin doing the last panel. Never knew old guys checked out hot chicks. Total shocker.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2019, 10:45:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2019, 11:02:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2019, 05:57:13 PM


Math is hard.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 22, 2019, 06:10:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 22, 2019, 05:57:13 PM


Math is hard.
Hey, that's one in twenty five. There's a two and five. So...
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Post by: Shiranu on March 22, 2019, 06:38:31 PM
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Post by: Baruch on March 22, 2019, 07:56:48 PM
Gentiles are endlessly fascinated, and fearful, of smart Jews.  Eat your ignorant hearts out.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 22, 2019, 08:49:08 PM
Never met a smart Jew.

I've met smart people. Didn't worry about their status in any cult, etc.
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Post by: Shiranu on March 22, 2019, 09:04:23 PM
Considering I never even knew he was Jewish... can't say that factored into it too much, no...
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2019, 11:55:45 PM


Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua
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Post by: Baruch on March 23, 2019, 04:38:52 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 22, 2019, 08:49:08 PM
Never met a smart Jew.

I've met smart people. Didn't worry about their status in any cult, etc.

It is a statistical thing.  And statistics is always wrong (Hillary victory at 98%).  On average, a Jew has a higher IQ than a Gentile.  Why is this?  Not by internal reasons (genetics) but by external reasons (5000 year effort to exterminate all Jews, which has only succeeded in culling the dumb ones).  The genetic part is a red herring.  Same thing really with average European IQ vs average African IQ.  The Europeans have put a lot of effort into killing each other.  Africans have mostly only had to survive nature.

Of course, as I have said all along, humans are a failed monkey species.  Not smart at all, in any way that really counts.

This started with a humorous attack on a smart orthodox Jew (Ben Shapiro).  Most Jews are liberal and atheist.  Being smart isn't enough anyway, it doesn't prevent you from being wrong.  It helps you hide from yourself, that you might be wrong.
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Post by: Baruch on March 23, 2019, 11:00:29 AM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/clockmaker

Mother Nature aka Evolution ... is a queer bitch she is.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2019, 11:56:02 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on March 28, 2019, 12:30:03 AM

I had too much free time earlier.

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Post by: Shiranu on March 28, 2019, 01:52:33 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2019, 11:46:44 PM


The US is really the insanely popular but poorly rated spinoff.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 30, 2019, 09:17:34 PM


They had more territory post-war than pre-war, so it wasn't all bad.
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Post by: Munch on March 31, 2019, 09:45:48 AM
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Post by: Baruch on March 31, 2019, 11:00:28 AM
Error 405 - ideology ridiculous
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 31, 2019, 11:51:25 AM


You know... Mexican countries. Like North Mexico, South Mexico, and New Mexico.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2019, 12:44:47 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2019, 06:11:30 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 02, 2019, 06:24:55 PM
Quote from: Aletheia on April 11, 2015, 10:00:18 PM


Except for Betsy DeVos - she's the only person I know of who actually gets uglier when she smiles.
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Post by: Baruch on April 02, 2019, 07:23:55 PM
Yes, Puerto Rico people are US citizens since 1917.  Anyone would know that in NYC, the Puerto Rican capital ;-)
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 03, 2019, 02:14:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 02, 2019, 06:11:30 PM


You'd think the President of the United States would know which people were Americans. But then, this idiot-in-chief doesn't seem to know fuck at all about anything. The asshole has lived his whole life with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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Post by: Shiranu on April 03, 2019, 02:19:35 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 03, 2019, 02:14:36 AM
You'd think the President of the United States would know which people were Americans. But then, this idiot-in-chief doesn't seem to know fuck at all about anything. The asshole has lived his whole life with a silver spoon in his mouth.

I wouldn't expect Trump to know his head from his ass. Today he said at a NATO meeting, for the third time, that his father, "Is German, was German. He was born in a beautiful part of Germany.".

His dad was born in New York. His grandfather was Bavarian who fled Bavaria to avoid being drafted and then had his citizenship revoked when he tried to return.

If  he cant even get the place of his dad's birth right, how the fuck is he suppose to know where Puerto Ricans are from?


Secondly, Puerto Rico didn't receive $91bil. in aid like he claims... it suffered an estimated $91bil. in damages. PR also got less money than Houston and Florida, so the statement they got more than anyone else is blatantly wrong.

He literally didn't get a single thing right in his entire tweet, and he went on to word salad about the topic for two more posts after that.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 03, 2019, 01:25:39 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 03, 2019, 02:14:36 AM
You'd think the President of the United States would know which people were Americans. But then, this idiot-in-chief doesn't seem to know fuck at all about anything. The asshole has lived his whole life with a silver spoon in his mouth.

But Trump knows more about everything than anyone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GqJna9hpTE
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Post by: Baruch on April 03, 2019, 06:17:24 PM
See, y'all could have had a much nicer know-nothing with Gary Johnson ;-))
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Post by: Green Bottle on April 04, 2019, 04:27:23 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 04, 2019, 07:08:53 PM
Where is the damn Drambui!  No heaven without it!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2019, 11:33:58 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 05, 2019, 12:33:04 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on April 05, 2019, 04:37:59 PM
Yay, dad jokes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2019, 05:22:50 PM



*sad binaric noises*
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 06, 2019, 02:36:17 PM
Quote from: kilodelta on June 22, 2015, 05:59:40 PM




I used to think this was cute, but then I read about Stormy Daniels' description of Trump's dick. LOL
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Post by: Munch on April 06, 2019, 05:08:54 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 06, 2019, 02:36:17 PM
I used to think this was cute, but then I read about Stormy Daniels' description of Trump's dick. LOL

Wanna know what's just as fucked up as that? Their not actually mushroom people, it's a hat they wear. Almost in mockery to the gombas who's land they took.

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Post by: Blackleaf on April 06, 2019, 06:23:05 PM
Quote from: Munch on April 06, 2019, 05:08:54 PM
Wanna know what's just as fucked up as that? Their not actually mushroom people, it's a hat they wear. Almost in mockery to the gombas who's land they took.

It may be a hat, but I believe they are mushroom people. Unless I'm mistaken, it has been stated before that they multiply the same way mushrooms do, and that they're not really male or female.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 06, 2019, 06:27:52 PM
Might be some weird religious thing - religious people like to wear funny hats.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 06, 2019, 06:50:10 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 06, 2019, 06:27:52 PM
Might be some weird religious thing - religious people like to wear funny hats.

Technically speaking, the reason toads look like that is because Super Mario 2 (for the West, since Japan's sequel was different) was not originally a Mario game. They essentially took a pre-existing game and slapped Mario on it. Toad took the place of the original character, who wore a turban.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2019, 12:54:42 AM


Exclusivity deals.  So uncivilized.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2019, 02:30:43 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 08, 2019, 02:50:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 08, 2019, 02:30:43 PM


Wait. Japan doesn't have a military? Like at all?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2019, 03:27:20 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 08, 2019, 02:50:26 PM
Wait. Japan doesn't have a military? Like at all?
Japan has a military whose role is limited in the form of the Japan Self-Defense Forces (JSDF) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Self-Defense_Forces).  It's enough for peacekeeping operations (mostly in a support role), but not enough for out-and-out war on the scale of WWII.

Over the years, there have been grumblings to expand its military capabilities (given the Cold War and slow-burning North Korea situation post Cold War, it's understandable) and rework its policy of self-defense (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Japanese_military_legislation) to allow for more abstract forms of self-defense.

Japan has also mulled acquiring nuclear weapons (which seems odd, given its history) and while it technically doesn't have nuclear missiles right now, it could easily produce them should the need arise.  Japan's like the pyrotechnics guy at a concert.  Technically, everything he's doing is legal and perfectly fine.  But if you piss him off, he could burn down half the city in a heartbeat.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 08, 2019, 03:43:48 PM
It's not "very limited". Its role is limited.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2019, 03:56:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 08, 2019, 03:43:48 PM
It's not "very limited". Its role is limited.
Correct.  Good point.  That could have been misleading.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 08, 2019, 04:05:24 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 08, 2019, 03:56:16 PM
Correct.  Good point.  That could have been misleading.
I sailed with the JMSDF when I was stationed in Japan back in the '80s. They were sharp, as you would expect. Spooky to see the Imperial battle flag flying from ships just across the pier.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2019, 10:18:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2019, 06:02:45 PM


Fire and blood
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Post by: Baruch on April 10, 2019, 10:34:31 AM
Primarily about keeping property in the family.  If the daughter can inherit ... then she has to marry within the family.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 10, 2019, 02:05:20 PM
Same reason the RCC didn't want it's priests to marry, so they'd die and leave the Church whatever property they had, since there'd be no one else to inherit it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 10, 2019, 03:14:31 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 10, 2019, 04:06:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 10, 2019, 02:05:20 PM
Same reason the RCC didn't want it's priests to marry, so they'd die and leave the Church whatever property they had, since there'd be no one else to inherit it.

Property ownership wasn't clear back then.  It became habitual for the families of priests to inherit (alienate) church property.  The Church losing more and more control of their assets each year.  Married priests would have complicated this even more.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2019, 12:11:30 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 13, 2019, 12:42:45 PM
America is Number One!  Eat lobster, Yankees!
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 13, 2019, 01:42:47 PM
America might be #1, but it's full of #2.
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Post by: Baruch on April 13, 2019, 02:38:01 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 13, 2019, 01:42:47 PM
America might be #1, but it's full of #2.

Piss is #1 ;-)  You can keep #2.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 13, 2019, 05:13:18 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 13, 2019, 01:42:47 PM
America might be #1, but it's full of #2.
No different from any other country. I've had hotel rooms in seventy-two countries, so I've had a fair sample.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 13, 2019, 07:32:42 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 13, 2019, 08:56:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 13, 2019, 12:11:30 PM

You forgot porn--they love it there!!
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 13, 2019, 09:56:54 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 13, 2019, 08:56:43 PM
You forgot porn--they love it there!!

Doesn't everybody...? I mean, the ones who like it the most are the ones who pretend to hate it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2019, 11:46:45 PM


Adjoining Warhammer 40k cosplay convention also unaffected.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 14, 2019, 05:36:11 PM


A simple defence, but quite unbreakable.
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Post by: Baruch on April 14, 2019, 10:18:24 PM
Good defence ;-)
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 15, 2019, 12:54:08 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 15, 2019, 03:02:06 PM
So where's the video?
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Post by: Green Bottle on April 15, 2019, 04:52:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2019, 08:08:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 16, 2019, 06:52:10 AM
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Post by: Green Bottle on April 17, 2019, 06:29:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2019, 09:56:14 PM


*laughs in poor*
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2019, 11:37:23 PM
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Post by: hobby420 on April 20, 2019, 11:58:19 AM
Happy 420 to all my heathen friends!

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on April 21, 2019, 03:46:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 21, 2019, 10:28:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2019, 10:27:15 AM


Can't trust anyone these days.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2019, 11:03:37 AM
Needed one of the Deathly Hallows.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2019, 11:51:22 AM
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Post by: Baruch on April 22, 2019, 12:37:39 PM
The guy with a chipped stone was Right, not Left.  The Left still can't meme or code ;-)
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 22, 2019, 01:10:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 22, 2019, 10:27:15 AM


Did it work?
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 22, 2019, 02:44:04 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 22, 2019, 01:10:53 PM
Did it work?
I don't know--I can't see him.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2019, 07:25:39 PM


Sometimes you gotta go Wade Wilson on a fool.  Not too often, but sometimes.
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Post by: Munch on April 22, 2019, 07:36:50 PM
several of my fav comic book heroes has no problem wasting their enemies. Wolverine, Hellboy, Deadpool, Apollo and Midnighter, Jenny Sparks.

Its usually the context, what a characters code of ethics is, and if they break it. Its as much a surprise to see deadpool not kill someone, as it is seeing batman killing someone.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2019, 05:19:04 AM
We need Batpool.
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Post by: Baruch on April 23, 2019, 10:01:43 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2019, 05:19:04 AM
We need Batpool.

If Batman killed Superman, then when we bring Superman back it is ZombieSuperMan.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2019, 08:40:29 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2019, 08:51:43 PM
Canada geese will fuck you up.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2019, 09:03:21 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2019, 08:51:43 PM
Canada geese will fuck you up.
My whole life, I've called them Canadian geese only to find out that's wrong.

Also, I can't tell them apart from Cackling geese and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.  *same picture meme*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 25, 2019, 07:30:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 24, 2019, 09:03:21 PM
My whole life, I've called them Canadian geese only to find out that's wrong.

Also, I can't tell them apart from Cackling geese and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.  *same picture meme*
Local TV station did a piece on those fuckers a few years ago. They were living at a pond in front of a prison. The talking head said "Canadian geese". When it aired their phone system melted down from the call volume. She had to apologize on air.
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Post by: Baruch on April 25, 2019, 10:17:09 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 25, 2019, 07:30:19 AM
Local TV station did a piece on those fuckers a few years ago. They were living at a pond in front of a prison. The talking head said "Canadian geese". When it aired their phone system melted down from the call volume. She had to apologize on air.

Only time MSM ever apologized? (sarc).
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Post by: aitm on April 25, 2019, 04:20:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 24, 2019, 09:03:21 PM
My whole life, I've called them Canadian geese only to find out that's wrong.

Meh, the entire state of Michigan is with ya.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 25, 2019, 06:31:18 PM
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Post by: trdsf on April 25, 2019, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2019, 08:51:43 PM
Canada geese will fuck you up.
Once while golfing with some friends, my grandfather broadsided a Canada goose with a skulled tee shot.  It was declared a lost ball.  No one wanted to get near a Canada goose that pissed off.

Although he did later claim that meant he shot a birdie.  :D
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 26, 2019, 07:45:41 AM
Quote from: trdsf on April 25, 2019, 11:12:06 PM
Once while golfing with some friends, my grandfather broadsided a Canada goose with a skulled tee shot.  It was declared a lost ball.  No one wanted to get near a Canada goose that pissed off.

Although he did later claim that meant he shot a birdie.  :D
Here's your coat.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2019, 06:54:57 PM
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Post by: trdsf on April 28, 2019, 03:32:50 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 26, 2019, 07:45:41 AM
Here's your coat.
Swear to Bob it's true.  It was even in the local paper.  I am trying to find when; it was about 40 years ago, don't know if that particular edition of the Toledo Blade is in Google's newspaper collection.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 28, 2019, 05:34:01 AM
Coincidentally to all that Boss Lady showed me a picture of female Peeler holding an adult swan.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 28, 2019, 07:20:29 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 28, 2019, 03:09:20 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 29, 2019, 04:06:14 AM
I think, all these comments about Canada goose explain why the only results are about heavy winter wear, when you type it into a search bar. I just wanted to look at the animal, lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2019, 12:24:29 PM


Oh well, at least the truce negotiations will go smoothly.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 30, 2019, 03:15:21 PM


Works great about half of the time.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 30, 2019, 03:24:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 30, 2019, 03:59:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2019, 05:19:37 PM


And these crybabies need to get a grip.  Also, Nike triggered me again today.
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Post by: Baruch on May 01, 2019, 07:52:58 PM
Bitches got to bitch, males or females.  Is that funny?
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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2019, 11:00:30 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 05, 2019, 05:24:31 PM


Mine has a donkey and dragon duo roaming through a war-torn medieval kingdom.  Anyone know a donkey who can ghostwrite?
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 05, 2019, 05:58:33 PM
No, but I know a ghost who can donkey-write...
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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2019, 06:10:30 PM
does this mean I couldn't write about dragons, because dragons would be triggered if I did?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2019, 05:16:36 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 07, 2019, 05:58:26 PM
Why?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2019, 07:20:12 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 07, 2019, 05:58:26 PM
Why?
Because the universe expanded from a very small region and then stars started forming.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 07, 2019, 08:00:06 PM
♫There's no reason
For the season,
No rhyme
for the time.♫

Got it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2019, 10:12:22 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 07, 2019, 08:00:06 PM
♫There's no reason
For the season,
No rhyme
for the time.♫

Got it.
We're just stuff sitting on other stuff hurtling through space.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on May 08, 2019, 11:20:25 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2019, 02:06:13 PM
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Post by: Baruch on May 08, 2019, 05:22:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 07, 2019, 10:12:22 PM
We're just stuff sitting on other stuff hurtling through space.

You need to stuff it ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2019, 12:13:38 PM


Ya gotta treat those non-fans well otherwise they won't buy all the non-tickets.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2019, 12:58:12 PM
Some of those people weren't born when Tony Stark got blown up.

The first time.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2019, 01:03:10 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2019, 12:58:12 PM
Some of those people weren't born when Tony Stark got blown up.
I wasn't born when Foundation was first printed, but I didn't start with Foundation and Earth with the expectation that the previous 4 books would be fully explained there.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2019, 11:09:44 PM


You could make a religion out of this!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 10, 2019, 06:53:19 PM


If we knock out 100 endings a night, it'll only take about 384 years.
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Post by: Shiranu on May 10, 2019, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 09, 2019, 11:09:44 PM


You could make a religion out of this!

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Post by: Munch on May 10, 2019, 09:20:14 PM


related story, I snuck in my small shoulder bag a drinks bottle and some sweets for end game, but wanted something else to munch on over the three hours, so brought a small popcorn. it cost me nearly £7.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 11, 2019, 05:13:43 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 09, 2019, 01:03:10 PM
I wasn't born when Foundation was first printed, but I didn't start with Foundation and Earth with the expectation that the previous 4 books would be fully explained there.
We agree then.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2019, 08:14:42 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2019, 08:28:07 AM


Facts VS alternative facts.  Teach the controversy!
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Post by: Baruch on May 12, 2019, 08:30:34 AM
Controversy is what brings the eyes to see the advertisements, that pay for your media.

If any remaining terrorists at Guantanamo are guilty, kill them.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 12, 2019, 08:30:54 AM
Quote from: Munch on May 10, 2019, 09:20:14 PM


related story, I snuck in my small shoulder bag a drinks bottle and some sweets for end game, but wanted something else to munch on over the three hours, so brought a small popcorn. it cost me nearly £7.

It is much worse in here. 2 thin cokes and a bucket of popcorn is 27. 
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 12, 2019, 08:37:37 AM
Did you guys know that models stop eating around 12 hours prior to a show?
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Post by: Sal1981 on May 12, 2019, 10:56:00 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 12, 2019, 08:37:37 AM
Did you guys know that models stop eating around 12 hours prior to a show?
I didn't know that before.

Sent from my Pixel 3 using Tapatalk

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Post by: Baruch on May 12, 2019, 10:58:31 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 12, 2019, 08:37:37 AM
Did you guys know that models stop eating around 12 hours prior to a show?

Anorexia followed by bulimia?  Gotta fit in the clothes that only thin, bony women can wear.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 12, 2019, 02:02:50 PM
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Post by: Munch on May 12, 2019, 08:14:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2019, 01:01:47 AM


It's only gay if you make eye contact while racking weights.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 13, 2019, 03:19:41 AM
It's disgusting. It is the reason for a lot of sickness and even death. Also why beauty standards in our time is so unrealistic and fucked up. There is a real reason why Size Zero bans exist. 

Our bellies tend to bloat a little naturally when we eat normal or sit down. Young girls start to starve themselves at a young age while they are still in development. It's also considered as the main reason why their IQ scores get 5-10 points down compared to their male peers. There was an American research done in high schools I read about years ago. It's terrifying. Probably the same in many countries.   

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 13, 2019, 06:03:10 AM
I bulked up back in the day, 220 lbs while wearing size 28 jeans. It was an interesting experiment but when circumstances didn't support that* I didn't worry about it.


*I was on shore duty in Puerto Rico, with a full gym, then got transferred back to sea duty.
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Post by: Baruch on May 13, 2019, 09:45:07 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 13, 2019, 06:03:10 AM
I bulked up back in the day, 220 lbs while wearing size 28 jeans. It was an interesting experiment but when circumstances didn't support that* I didn't worry about it.


*I was on shore duty in Puerto Rico, with a full gym, then got transferred back to sea duty.

Did this involve cans of spinach by chance?
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Post by: Munch on May 13, 2019, 11:03:53 AM
Quote from: Baruch on May 13, 2019, 09:45:07 AM
Did this involve cans of spinach by chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9EQBIonu0

I certainly hope not.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2019, 11:33:18 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 14, 2019, 03:02:54 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2019, 10:42:18 AM


Algebra books = Muslim spell tomes
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Post by: Baruch on May 14, 2019, 01:09:56 PM
Haha ... I want to give you DCLXVI likes! ... ooh, 666
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2019, 02:16:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 14, 2019, 10:42:18 AM


Algebra books = Muslim spell tomes
They're surprised that a Muslim can do anything but blow up.
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Post by: Baruch on May 14, 2019, 04:03:29 PM
Arabic numerals were a cultural appropriation from Hindus ;-)
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Post by: Sal1981 on May 14, 2019, 05:07:28 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 14, 2019, 04:03:29 PM
Arabic numerals were a cultural appropriation from Hindus ;-)
Except 0 (zero)
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Post by: Baruch on May 14, 2019, 06:02:26 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on May 14, 2019, 05:07:28 PM
Except 0 (zero)

Several cultures invented zero:

"The first recorded zero appeared in Mesopotamia around 3 B.C. The Mayans invented it independently circa 4 A.D. It was later devised in India in the mid-fifth century, spread to Cambodia near the end of the seventh century, and into China and the Islamic countries at the end of the eighth."

The Indian invention was supposed to be inspired by Buddhist nirvana.  Mayan invention was driven by the "long count" calendar.  Indian records are poor, because of the material they were written on (palm leaf books) that didn't survive in a humid wet climate.  Cambodia did get its culture from S India, and N India Buddhists would have influenced China and Persia (Islam).  The Mayan invention seems to be truly independent.  Since Mesopotamia used the sexagesimal count (1-60) I don't see why they would independently invent the zero, and they were in communication with India for the prior 2500 years.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 14, 2019, 06:48:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2019, 10:59:41 PM


Regrecaris
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2019, 01:07:58 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 16, 2019, 11:04:23 AM
^^^He couldn't have tried Googling it first?

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2019, 12:05:05 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 16, 2019, 11:04:23 AM
^^^He couldn't have tried Googling it first?
His battery was too low.  Duh.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 16, 2019, 12:35:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 16, 2019, 12:05:05 PM
His battery was too low.  Duh.
I think the phone companies circulated that idea.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 16, 2019, 01:09:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 16, 2019, 01:07:58 AM

Well, I'm glad I saw this - I was just about to charge my phone in the microwave!
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Post by: Baruch on May 16, 2019, 04:25:17 PM
No, in Winter time, you charge your cell phone, by holding it, while rubbing your rubber shoes across your wool rug ;-)
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 16, 2019, 05:02:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2019, 07:48:16 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 17, 2019, 05:15:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 17, 2019, 06:03:21 PM
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 18, 2019, 02:28:54 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on May 18, 2019, 02:35:03 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 17, 2019, 06:03:21 PM


The U.K. has really been trying it's hardest to out-stupid America lately.
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Post by: Baruch on May 18, 2019, 11:24:15 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on May 18, 2019, 02:35:03 PM
The U.K. has really been trying it's hardest to out-stupid America lately.

It takes real effort to do that.  I have no dog in their race.  I just appreciate it as a blood sport, like cock fighting.  They are smarter than Americans, in spite of evidence to the contrary however IMHO.  And not just because of the neat accents.

The EU is falling apart faster or not as fast as GB.  That is the big picture.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2019, 11:46:56 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2019, 07:58:14 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 19, 2019, 08:48:12 AM
Explain that shit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2019, 09:31:29 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 19, 2019, 08:48:12 AM
Explain that shit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2019, 09:33:53 PM


"PlUcKeD ChIcKeNs ArE PeOpLe!!"
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 20, 2019, 12:30:30 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 20, 2019, 12:42:42 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2019, 03:10:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 14, 2019, 10:42:18 AM


Algebra books = Muslim spell tomes

I actually lived through this conversation several times in my life with European people. 
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 20, 2019, 03:15:46 PM
I think schools should teach Klingon numerals, but that's just me being an iconoclast.
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Post by: aitm on May 20, 2019, 03:24:21 PM
I think iconoclast is used far too less....
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 20, 2019, 03:28:25 PM
Uh...what?
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Post by: aitm on May 20, 2019, 03:42:35 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 20, 2019, 03:28:25 PM
Uh...what?

I said what I said....perhaps you are too materialistic to get the spiritual understanding. You see the more you want the less you need until the material is lesser than nothing while the spiritual soars over the cliff to enlightenment and then you die.......without any toys.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 20, 2019, 03:47:48 PM
Oh, OK, that clears it up...
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Post by: Baruch on May 20, 2019, 06:07:24 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 20, 2019, 03:15:46 PM
I think schools should teach Klingon numerals, but that's just me being an iconoclast.

Kplah!

https://www.languagesandnumbers.com/how-to-count-in-klingon/en/tlh/

But only Alpha males/females are allowed to use it.  Beta males/females are to weak to pronounce Klingon properly.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 20, 2019, 06:22:04 PM
I'm more like a gamma male, then, I guess.
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Post by: Baruch on May 20, 2019, 07:40:19 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 20, 2019, 06:22:04 PM
I'm more like a gamma male, then, I guess.

At least betas make interesting tropical fish ;-9
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Post by: Munch on May 20, 2019, 07:52:18 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 20, 2019, 07:40:19 PM
At least betas make interesting tropical fish ;-9

In that case, wouldn't sharks count as alphas of the sea?
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Post by: Baruch on May 20, 2019, 08:20:55 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 20, 2019, 07:52:18 PM
In that case, wouldn't sharks count as alphas of the sea?

Definitely.  Swim fast, swim often.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2019, 08:28:17 PM


Hello, dispatch?  I think my picture had a stroke.  Yes, I'm serious.
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Post by: Shiranu on May 21, 2019, 07:22:14 PM
I...

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Post by: Munch on May 21, 2019, 07:32:11 PM
looks fun, their clearly have a good time of it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2019, 11:11:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2019, 11:19:14 PM


Clan Smoke Jaguar:  a tombstone
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Post by: Green Bottle on May 22, 2019, 03:14:14 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 22, 2019, 10:21:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2019, 10:51:39 AM



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Post by: Munch on May 23, 2019, 11:53:04 AM
Aztecs had a better understanding of equality more then modern day 'progressives'
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Post by: Baruch on May 23, 2019, 01:49:38 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 23, 2019, 11:53:04 AM
Aztecs had a better understanding of equality more then modern day 'progressives'

Women in labor were compared to and honored as warriors.  Particularly if they died in childbirth.  No chance of that happening with Progressives.

So ... you want to be an Eagle warrior or a Jaguar warrior?
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Post by: Munch on May 23, 2019, 02:00:55 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 23, 2019, 01:49:38 PM
Women in labor were compared to and honored as warriors.  Particularly if they died in childbirth.  No chance of that happening with Progressives.

So ... you want to be an Eagle warrior or a Jaguar warrior?

I'm down for being a serpent warrior for Quetzalcoatl.

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Post by: Baruch on May 23, 2019, 03:22:41 PM
Quetzalcoatl had a little Native American goatee.  This confused Moctezuma when he saw Cortez.  Are you Alexandra O-Cortez?

Quetzalcoatl was exiled when Tezcatlipoca got him drunk.  Alcohol was taboo, even Aztecs knew that.  It was medicine only.  Guilty parties were executed.  Quetzalcoatl got off easy (but he was a deity).

More confusion, if the Spaniards brought wine with them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2019, 10:13:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 24, 2019, 11:56:40 PM


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Post by: GrinningYMIR on May 25, 2019, 08:29:44 AM
Lots of battletech stuff recently
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Post by: Munch on May 25, 2019, 12:35:25 PM
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Post by: Munch on May 25, 2019, 12:37:34 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 25, 2019, 01:06:04 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 25, 2019, 12:35:25 PM


Oh noes! Roboboobs!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2019, 02:49:52 PM
So, anything boob-shaped that is on the chest of a female-like thing is NSFW?
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Post by: Munch on May 25, 2019, 03:50:18 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2019, 02:49:52 PM
So, anything boob-shaped that is on the chest of a female-like thing is NSFW?

It is surprising, considering the device they use to automatically label what is classed as nsfw, I'd have thought the robot police on Tumblr would find her very alluring
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 26, 2019, 05:10:29 PM
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Post by: Munch on May 26, 2019, 09:53:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 26, 2019, 11:22:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 28, 2019, 09:21:14 AM


And then you take a left just before (or was it after?) you get to the McDonalds on the right.  No wait, it's on the left.  Or maybe it's a Burger King.  Anyway, right at the Arby's.  Can't miss it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 28, 2019, 09:55:59 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on May 26, 2019, 05:10:29 PM

I knew a set of twins in LA who had been having sex with each other for as long as they could remember. They considered it masturbation. They did admit that this had made them less interested than most in trying to find other sex partners. "We know each other perfectly."
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Post by: Baruch on May 28, 2019, 10:03:27 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 28, 2019, 09:55:59 AM
I knew a set of twins in LA who had been having sex with each other for as long as they could remember. They considered it masturbation. They did admit that this had made them less interested than most in trying to find other sex partners. "We know each other perfectly."

Same sex?  Then OK, if odd.  Different sex, then playing with serious incest.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 28, 2019, 12:19:14 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 28, 2019, 10:03:27 AM
Same sex?  Then OK, if odd.  Different sex, then playing with serious incest.
Twin ladies, very hot. Those of you who visit the kinkier porn sites may have seen some of their videos, originally done in Super 8.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 28, 2019, 12:41:28 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 28, 2019, 12:19:14 PM
Twin ladies, very hot. Those of you who visit the kinkier porn sites may have seen some of their videos, originally done in Super 8.

I'll need stage names for, uhm,... Research purposes.. Yeah.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 28, 2019, 03:35:50 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on May 28, 2019, 12:41:28 PM
I'll need stage names for, uhm,... Research purposes.. Yeah.
You wish.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2019, 05:30:56 PM


Apparently, some people thought this was true.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 29, 2019, 05:49:03 PM
Apparently, some people thought it was funny...


:-D
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2019, 06:27:07 PM
They had to be told that?
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Post by: aitm on May 29, 2019, 08:28:04 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2019, 06:27:07 PM
They had to be told that?

you say that with the understanding of how religion worked.
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Post by: Shiranu on May 29, 2019, 11:22:15 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 29, 2019, 11:49:37 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on May 29, 2019, 11:56:38 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 29, 2019, 11:49:37 PM





Lord, give more men the courage to say this. Le Croix is actually just T.V. snow in your mouth.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 30, 2019, 11:43:18 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on May 31, 2019, 12:43:00 AM
Christ, I hope she  doesn't cut herself on that edge.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 31, 2019, 04:35:16 AM
Ah, poor little girl. She needs a hug. And a good man to get her back to being her happy, bouncy, perky little self.
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Post by: Cavebear on May 31, 2019, 07:12:20 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 29, 2019, 05:30:56 PM


Apparently, some people thought this was true.

Sometimes, you can fool all of the people all of the time.  But you have to be a Republican and only count fooling your base...  Which seems to work.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on May 31, 2019, 10:17:11 AM
There are many reasons I dislike summer, but the biggest one is that I'm allergic to sunlight. I'm not kidding, intense sunlight gives me the itchiest rash on my arms and hands I've ever experienced. Sunscreen doesn't help. It's hell.
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Post by: Cavebear on May 31, 2019, 10:50:01 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on May 31, 2019, 10:17:11 AM
There are many reasons I dislike summer, but the biggest one is that I'm allergic to sunlight. I'm not kidding, intense sunlight gives me the itchiest rash on my arms and hands I've ever experienced. Sunscreen doesn't help. It's hell.

I get itchy pink patches on my arms when I work outside.  But I refuse to be stopped.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2019, 12:01:48 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on May 31, 2019, 10:17:11 AMThere are many reasons I dislike summer, but the biggest one is that I'm allergic to sunlight.
Undead?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2019, 12:07:57 AM




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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 01, 2019, 08:39:18 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 01, 2019, 12:01:48 AM
Undead?
You wouldn't be the first person to accuse me of it!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2019, 06:24:32 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 01, 2019, 07:04:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 01, 2019, 06:24:32 PM


Male academics already ruined English once, but female academics want to double down.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 01, 2019, 07:13:00 PM
It sounds like post-modernist babble.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2019, 07:43:14 PM
It's viral marketing for the new Godzilla movie. Hyperthesaurus is one of the Big G's enemies.
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 01, 2019, 08:58:18 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2019, 07:43:14 PM
It's viral marketing for the new Godzilla movie. Hyperthesaurus is one of the Big G's enemies.
Yeah, remember the scene where one of Ghidorah's heads gets ripped off, and it starts to grow back, but instead of another head it's [REDACTED]
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 02, 2019, 04:42:06 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on June 01, 2019, 08:58:18 PM
Yeah, remember the scene where one of Ghidorah's heads gets ripped off, and it starts to grow back, but instead of another head it's [REDACTED]
Another case of the little head(s) thinking for the big one.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 02, 2019, 10:43:31 PM


I've received these at work, so I can confirm this is true.
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Post by: Baruch on June 03, 2019, 01:59:20 AM
Must be a Democrat doing it.  They are more ignorant of money than Republicans.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 03, 2019, 07:23:54 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on May 31, 2019, 10:17:11 AM
There are many reasons I dislike summer, but the biggest one is that I'm allergic to sunlight. I'm not kidding, intense sunlight gives me the itchiest rash on my arms and hands I've ever experienced. Sunscreen doesn't help. It's hell.

A lot of people don't get what kind of a torment that is my fellow vampire. You are lcuky, you live in forest region. I live in one of the sunniest places in Northern Hemisphere! And the hell door is opening wiiiide... 
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 03, 2019, 09:07:23 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 03, 2019, 07:23:54 AM
A lot of people don't get what kind of a torment that is my fellow vampire. You are lcuky, you live in forest region. I live in one of the sunniest places in Northern Hemisphere! And the hell door is opening wiiiide...
Let me join the 'I hate summer' bandwagon!  Tomorrow and the following day will be our first 100's of the season.  From now until the end of Oct. it will be hell week each week.  The worst happens when the over night low is in the mid 70's.  It never cools down.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2019, 09:56:09 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2019, 10:25:58 AM
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Post by: Munch on June 03, 2019, 10:44:16 AM
I'm not a big summer fan either, the heat and sweating constantly, needing the fan on full blast just in order to sleep (Brits rarely have or can afford a.c so fans are the only affordable option). I also prefer the longer nights
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 03, 2019, 11:34:08 AM
I prefer spring and summer.
Much nicer when I ride to work by bike. (Over two hours every day.)
Women wear lovely outfits.
And my back and joints ache less.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 03, 2019, 01:19:46 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 03, 2019, 09:07:23 AM
Let me join the 'I hate summer' bandwagon!  Tomorrow and the following day will be our first 100's of the season.  From now until the end of Oct. it will be hell week each week.  The worst happens when the over night low is in the mid 70's.  It never cools down.
I was in Dallas for a time, and the nightly temp often didn't get below 85 degrees F, with 115 degrees and very high humidity during the day. Hell might be hot, but if it's a dry heat, I'll take it over Texas any day!
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 03, 2019, 01:22:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 03, 2019, 09:56:09 AM

I guess Godzilla was full of piss and vinegar? How much vinegar would he produce?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2019, 09:00:41 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 03, 2019, 09:02:04 PM
Jeez, those Roman soldiers were kind of naughty, huh?
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Post by: Baruch on June 04, 2019, 06:02:40 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 03, 2019, 09:02:04 PM
Jeez, those Roman soldiers were kind of naughty, huh?

Tell it to the local wenches!
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Post by: Cavebear on June 04, 2019, 09:31:53 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 03, 2019, 01:59:20 AM
Must be a Democrat doing it.  They are more ignorant of money than Republicans.

Money-playing progressive capitalist SJW Democrat here...
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Post by: aitm on June 04, 2019, 12:31:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 03, 2019, 09:56:09 AM


the math does not support this........
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Post by: Baruch on June 04, 2019, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 04, 2019, 09:31:53 AM
Money-playing progressive capitalist SJW Democrat here...

It is not good to out oneself too much ;-)  The government is watching.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 04, 2019, 08:08:47 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 03, 2019, 09:02:04 PM
Jeez, those Roman soldiers were kind of naughty, huh?

Not just the soldiers, Rome and all of ancient Roman holdings are littered with vulgar graffiti.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 04, 2019, 08:14:02 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 04, 2019, 08:08:47 PM
Not just the soldiers, Rome and all of ancient Roman holdings are littered with vulgar graffiti.
It wasn't vulgar then, they weren't prudish. Google "Priapus". NSFW
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Post by: Baruch on June 04, 2019, 08:56:58 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 04, 2019, 08:14:02 PM
It wasn't vulgar then, they weren't prudish. Google "Priapus". NSFW

It was vulgar to early Christians aka puritans.  Not for Jews or pagans, who didn't hate sex.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 04, 2019, 09:29:15 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on June 04, 2019, 09:54:19 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 04, 2019, 09:29:15 PM

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Post by: Mike Cl on June 05, 2019, 08:52:25 AM
For me, the Powerpuff Girls are a new cartoon!
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Post by: trdsf on June 05, 2019, 08:57:34 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 04, 2019, 08:08:47 PM
Not just the soldiers, Rome and all of ancient Roman holdings are littered with vulgar graffiti.
That was one of the things that delayed reporting on the discoveries at Pompeii and Herculaneum -- the phallic oil lamps, frescoes of Priapus, statues of satyrs fucking goats and the like were tucked away in the Secret Museum of Naples (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Museum,_Naples), available only to "people of mature age and respected morals".  It wasn't opened to the public once and for all until 2000.
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Post by: Baruch on June 05, 2019, 10:07:59 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 05, 2019, 08:52:25 AM
For me, the Powerpuff Girls are a new cartoon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH_g79ddF1I

You don't do Powderpuff girls ... you must be Mojo.
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Post by: Feral Atheist on June 05, 2019, 11:30:19 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on May 18, 2019, 02:35:03 PM
The U.K. has really been trying it's hardest to out-stupid America lately.
Between electing Dumbya and Trump the bar they need to crawl under is set pretty low.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 05, 2019, 11:32:18 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 05, 2019, 10:07:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH_g79ddF1I

You don't do Powderpuff girls ... you must be Mojo.
Don't do them now, but when my daughter was of the age, I did them--or at least watched them.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 05, 2019, 01:14:06 PM
Quote from: Feral Atheist on June 05, 2019, 11:30:19 AM
Between electing Dumbya and Trump the bar they need to crawl under is set pretty low.
Yeah, they're playing presidential limbo, to see just how low the bar can go.
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Post by: Baruch on June 05, 2019, 01:36:33 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 05, 2019, 01:14:06 PM
Yeah, they're playing presidential limbo, to see just how low the bar can go.

It is the public's low expectations ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7pxUgjLz0
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2019, 07:03:05 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 05, 2019, 07:06:22 PM
The iPaid2Much.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 05, 2019, 07:08:08 PM
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Post by: Cavebear on June 06, 2019, 05:51:53 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 04, 2019, 08:14:02 PM
It wasn't vulgar then, they weren't prudish. Google "Priapus". NSFW

"NSFW" = "Normally Searching For Women"?  J/K

But seriously, wasn't that mostly because women were considered "convenient sexual property" then?  And remember, the more exaggerated, the less reality...
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Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2019, 07:22:27 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 06, 2019, 05:51:53 AM
"NSFW" = "Normally Searching For Women"?  J/K

But seriously, wasn't that mostly because women were considered "convenient sexual property" then?  And remember, the more exaggerated, the less reality...

Some prefer big others prefer small.  In slave societies, both male and female were convenient sexual property, for both master and mistress.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2019, 07:43:09 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2019, 07:55:58 AM


Technically, they were allied...just with Italy and Japan.
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Post by: Munch on June 06, 2019, 09:24:27 AM
thats more then macron did for it.

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Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2019, 12:13:57 PM
Some German soldiers, buried in nearby cemeteries, honorably.

There were Free French soldiers at Normandy.  They brought in the wine and cheese ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2019, 01:03:16 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 06, 2019, 01:11:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 06, 2019, 07:43:09 AM


So, we can finally Make America Grate Again?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2019, 01:39:25 PM
Cheesy, dude, cheesy.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 06, 2019, 01:49:19 PM
Well, as has been said, it ain't easy being cheesy! :-P
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Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2019, 03:54:44 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 06, 2019, 01:49:19 PM
Well, as has been said, it ain't easy being cheesy! :-P

No, it is French.  They have more cheese varieties than anyone else.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 06, 2019, 04:10:13 PM
That's why they have so much culture, for making cheeses.
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Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2019, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 06, 2019, 04:10:13 PM
That's why they have so much culture, for making cheeses.

French secret weapon, suet.
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Post by: trdsf on June 06, 2019, 06:43:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 06, 2019, 07:55:58 AM


Technically, they were allied...just with Italy and Japan.
But they *did* take part in D-Day... just on the other side.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2019, 08:43:21 PM


I feel like there's a word for experiencing the transition between day and night and it's way less spectacular than these idiots are leading me to believe.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 07, 2019, 07:50:39 PM


The moon...

Is part...

Of Mars.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 07, 2019, 07:55:22 PM
Well sure! They both start with a capital M, and they both have 4 letters, so obviously they're part of the same system.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 07, 2019, 08:16:52 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 07, 2019, 08:19:01 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 07, 2019, 07:50:39 PM


The moon...

Is part...

Of Mars.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I had to go to Trump's official Twitter to confirm this was real. How the fuck? Even children know the difference between the moon and Mars. How could anyone, ESPECIALLY the President of the United States, possibly be this stupid?
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Post by: Shiranu on June 07, 2019, 09:06:44 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 07, 2019, 08:19:01 PM
I had to go to Trump's official Twitter to confirm this was real. How the fuck? Even children know the difference between the moon and Mars. How could anyone, ESPECIALLY the President of the United States, possibly be this stupid?

My hope is that he meant going to the Moon is a part of going to Mars; for example, using it as a launch point for larger space craft, since the energy required to leave the gravitational pull of the surface would be significantly lower than it would be for an Earth launch.

However the fact that the first half of his post is talking about how we shouldn't be talking about the moon kinda makes me doubt that's what he meant.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2019, 09:35:46 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 07, 2019, 08:19:01 PM
I had to go to Trump's official Twitter to confirm this was real. How the fuck? Even children know the difference between the moon and Mars. How could anyone, ESPECIALLY the President of the United States, possibly be this stupid?
Remember when Obama said "a asteriod" and it was a kinda funny but mild slipup?  Good times.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 08, 2019, 07:54:07 AM


He's becoming more like Stark everyday.
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Post by: Baruch on June 08, 2019, 11:07:34 AM
Wasn't RDJr in a motorcycle crash in Italy last year.  Maybe he paid too much for the muffler.
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Post by: Munch on June 08, 2019, 03:08:18 PM


Something bad must have happened to him in the 90s.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 08, 2019, 06:44:39 PM


I haven't seen it yet, and judging by the reviews, I likely won't for a very long time.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 08, 2019, 06:58:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 08, 2019, 06:44:39 PM


I haven't seen it yet, and judging by the reviews, I likely won't for a very long time.

I obviously understand why, but why they didn't just end the FOX X-Men at "Logan" is still kinda beyond me. Sure, you can squeeze a few more dollars out of it, but why not go out with your head held high on a triumphant movie instead of taking a shit on any legacy you might have been able to create?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 08, 2019, 08:29:04 PM
"Dark Phoenix ends an era of the X-Men franchise by taking a second stab at adapting a classic comics arc -- with deeply disappointing results." https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dark_phoenix

When was the X-men NOT deeply disappointing.
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Post by: Munch on June 08, 2019, 09:21:44 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 08, 2019, 06:58:21 PM
I obviously understand why, but why they didn't just end the FOX X-Men at "Logan" is still kinda beyond me. Sure, you can squeeze a few more dollars out of it, but why not go out with your head held high on a triumphant movie instead of taking a shit on any legacy you might have been able to create?

We find something to agree on. Logan should have been an end to it. Maybe with that and deadpool. Dark phoenix is meant to be one of the x-mens best storylines, it was nicely adapted into the cartoon series in the 90s, and yet they've fully fucked over one of the best story archs in x-men twice now.

maybe disney can do better, but I don't hold out hope, unless they get a good director on board.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on June 08, 2019, 09:44:29 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 08, 2019, 09:21:44 PM
We find something to agree on. Logan should have been an end to it. Maybe with that and deadpool. Dark phoenix is meant to be one of the x-mens best storylines, it was nicely adapted into the cartoon series in the 90s, and yet they've fully fucked over one of the best story archs in x-men twice now.

maybe disney can do better, but I don't hold out hope, unless they get a good director on board.

Your right, I forgot about Deadpool.

I am not overly optimistic about them taking X-Men to a great place either though, given their current... issues... with the Star Wars franchise.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 08, 2019, 09:53:52 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 08, 2019, 09:44:29 PM
Your right, I forgot about Deadpool.

I am not overly optimistic about them taking X-Men to a great place either though, given their current... issues... with the Star Wars franchise.

I can't remember who, but one of the big wigs who bring the MCU to life have expressed interest in keeping Deadpool as part of their universe. He said to merge the two, they'd have to tone down Deadpool for obvious reasons, but his standalone movies would theoretically keep the same tone as the last two movies. Although Deadpool 2 was kinda underwhelming, repeating too much of what Deadpool 1 did, I do hope we get a third. I particularly want to know if the part at the end was canon, with you-know-who being alive, or if that was just the writers having fun. Part of me suspects they'd make it canon, just to have it mean virtually nothing anyway as the character is written off the script, à la Thor and what's-her-face.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2019, 03:53:53 AM
Deadpool v. Venom. Now that would be fun.
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Post by: Baruch on June 09, 2019, 07:41:29 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2019, 03:53:53 AM
Deadpool v. Venom. Now that would be fun.

I violent self licking ice-cream cone?
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 09, 2019, 01:05:51 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2019, 03:53:53 AM
Deadpool v. Venom. Now that would be fun.

Actually, Deadpool was the original host of Carnage. It's the reason Carnage became so fucked up. There's definitely potential for Carnage/Deadpool vs Venom. Not the Venom from the standalone movie, though. Please, god, no.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2019, 01:32:34 PM
I'm glad I don't have baggage.
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Post by: Baruch on June 09, 2019, 02:08:43 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2019, 01:32:34 PM
I'm glad I don't have baggage.

Not even love-hips or beer-belly?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on June 09, 2019, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 08, 2019, 09:53:52 PMI particularly want to know if the part at the end was canon, with you-know-who being alive, or if that was just the writers having fun. Part of me suspects they'd make it canon, just to have it mean virtually nothing anyway as the character is written off the script, à la Thor and what's-her-face.
It better be canon.  In fact, the end credits scenes should be the only part of that movie that is canon.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 10, 2019, 09:18:43 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 10, 2019, 12:20:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 10, 2019, 12:31:01 PM
Me outside: *clearly displaying most of the symptoms of heat exhaustion*  "From the icy depths of my heart, I thrice curse thee, baleful star!"

Me in AC: *sweats like a polar bear in a Florida winter*

Me in the walk-in freezer: *finally comfortable*
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on June 10, 2019, 12:35:00 PM
I few days ago, I spotted someone wearing a sweater in around 90°F (32°C) weather.  I'm convinced it was a pod person.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 10, 2019, 12:47:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 10, 2019, 12:35:00 PM
I few days ago, I spotted someone wearing a sweater in around 90°F (32°C) weather.  I'm convinced it was a pod person.

Someone at work does that all the time. I don't understand.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 10, 2019, 01:23:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 10, 2019, 09:18:43 AM


Oh, the irony! It buuuuurns!
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 10, 2019, 02:41:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 10, 2019, 12:35:00 PM
I few days ago, I spotted someone wearing a sweater in around 90°F (32°C) weather.  I'm convinced it was a pod person.
Ha!  Yesterday, in 96 degree heat, two guys walked by my window wearing hoodies with the hoods up!  Even if they are casing the neighborhood, they are still fucking crazy!!
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Post by: Baruch on June 10, 2019, 03:51:05 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 10, 2019, 12:47:25 PM
Someone at work does that all the time. I don't understand.

Women?  They have a different model of personal thermostat.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on June 10, 2019, 03:51:40 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 10, 2019, 02:41:19 PM
Ha!  Yesterday, in 96 degree heat, two guys walked by my window wearing hoodies with the hoods up!  Even if they are casing the neighborhood, they are still fucking crazy!!

Takes a lot of robbery to pay for the bathsalts.  Stay inside.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 11, 2019, 12:51:25 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 10, 2019, 03:51:05 PM
Women?  They have a different model of personal thermostat.

Nope. Big guy, twice my size.
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Post by: Baruch on June 11, 2019, 05:34:38 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 11, 2019, 12:51:25 AM
Nope. Big guy, twice my size.

You know that big people have a higher core temp?  More regulation problems.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 11, 2019, 06:27:37 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on June 12, 2019, 01:46:45 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 09, 2019, 04:46:32 PM
It better be canon.  In fact, the end credits scenes should be the only part of that movie that is canon.

Isn't that bit contradictory?  The movie should be but then only the credits?
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Post by: Cavebear on June 12, 2019, 01:50:34 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 10, 2019, 01:23:47 PM
Oh, the irony! It buuuuurns!

Beat me to it.  I cracked up seeing that message.  I sometimes wonder what theists think "believe" means...
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Post by: Baruch on June 12, 2019, 03:59:32 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 12, 2019, 01:50:34 AM
Beat me to it.  I cracked up seeing that message.  I sometimes wonder what theists think "believe" means...

I sometimes wonder what atheists think "science" means ...
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 12, 2019, 05:16:31 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 12, 2019, 01:46:45 AM
Isn't that bit contradictory?  The movie should be but then only the credits?
It's not contradictory.  The main plot of the movie was prevented by the time travel shenanigans during the end credits.
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Post by: trdsf on June 12, 2019, 07:19:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 10, 2019, 09:18:43 AM

Irony is officially dead.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 12, 2019, 07:34:24 PM
Fuck canon.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 12, 2019, 11:45:24 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 13, 2019, 04:11:36 AM
The portal to the App Store is on our phones.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 13, 2019, 01:23:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 13, 2019, 04:11:36 AM
The portal to the App Store is on our phones.
It's a portal to another world, a world of wonder and imagination, of mystery and fun!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 14, 2019, 08:42:21 AM


Ummm...
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Post by: Munch on June 14, 2019, 11:54:17 AM
Love that it looks like simbas looking at harry potter with an expression of 'are you fucking kidding me?!'

Then again one could argue that these characters (except spiderman) are or do become father's themselves eventually
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 14, 2019, 12:48:21 PM
Batman has got to be the worst father figure in history. How many of his kid sidekicks have been beaten, murdered, or seriously injured? Why does he let them run around in bright red and yellow costumes while he has this dark, stealthy costume? Stop recruiting kids as your brightly colored distractions, you sick fuck! I don't care that their capes are bulletproof!
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Post by: Munch on June 14, 2019, 02:57:16 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 14, 2019, 12:48:21 PM
Batman has got to be the worst father figure in history. How many of his kid sidekicks have been beaten, murdered, or seriously injured? Why does he let them run around in bright red and yellow costumes while he has this dark, stealthy costume? Stop recruiting kids as your brightly colored distractions, you sick fuck! I don't care that their capes are bulletproof!

don't forget when he got robin nips on his costume.



But yeah theres a lot of argument for his parenting skills. Its not just the costumes, its what his adopted kids or 'sidekicks' end up as, one hated him so much he went of by himself, another in one adaptation was captured by the joker and was driven mad by him as a weapon against batman, and his actual biological son.. well he was already screwed up but batman didn't help much turning him into a crime fighter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq7VwEZw67g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYx109dVhJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIbdWIACnGA
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 14, 2019, 03:06:59 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 14, 2019, 02:57:16 PM
don't forget when he got robin nips on his costume.



I remember liking those movies when I was a kid. I still have some basal nostalgic draw to those shiny plastic designs. I had a Robin action figure based on this, and it was my favorite toy. Then again, I also thought those microwave Kid Cuisine meals were the most amazing thing back then. Funny what kind of standards children have.
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Post by: Munch on June 14, 2019, 03:10:43 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 14, 2019, 03:06:59 PM
I remember liking those movies when I was a kid. I still have some basal nostalgic draw to those shiny plastic designs. I had a Robin action figure based on this, and it was my favorite toy. Then again, I also thought those microwave Kid Cuisine meals were the most amazing thing back then. Funny what kind of standards children have.

one of my nephews is obsessed with watching blind bag videos on youtube. Or minecraft playthoughs (which is just random commentary from other annoying kids for hours on end)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=39&v=JflUG5AWqFg

when I look back at the shows I watched as a kid, he-man, thundercats, ghostbusters, transformers, these things are corny to look back at now, but i honestly feel like what I watched was more wholesome then the shit kids watch on youtube today.

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Post by: Blackleaf on June 14, 2019, 03:33:59 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 14, 2019, 03:10:43 PM
one of my nephews is obsessed with watching blind bag videos on youtube. Or minecraft playthoughs (which is just random commentary from other annoying kids for hours on end)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=39&v=JflUG5AWqFg

when I look back at the shows I watched as a kid, he-man, thundercats, ghostbusters, transformers, these things are corny to look back at now, but i honestly feel like what I watched was more wholesome then the shit kids watch on youtube today.

I don't know what kids are watching on YouTube, but at least Cartoon Network and the Disney channel have some pretty good shows on. It seems like the networks realized that kids aren't stupid, and they can handle serious, even dark subjects when presented in the right way. Gravity Falls is one such show I recently watched. Man, that show is really good, even for adults. It's perhaps even more enjoyable for adults.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 14, 2019, 04:11:19 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 14, 2019, 03:33:59 PM
I don't know what kids are watching on YouTube, but at least Cartoon Network and the Disney channel have some pretty good shows on. It seems like the networks realized that kids aren't stupid, and they can handle serious, even dark subjects when presented in the right way. Gravity Falls is one such show I recently watched. Man, that show is really good, even for adults. It's perhaps even more enjoyable for adults.

Same can be said for shows like over the garden wall, the dragon prince, my hero academia, the last season of samurai Jack, etc.
There is still great animation coupled with great storytellingout there.
There is just a lot of garbage out there too.
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Post by: Munch on June 14, 2019, 04:23:58 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 14, 2019, 03:33:59 PM
I don't know what kids are watching on YouTube, but at least Cartoon Network and the Disney channel have some pretty good shows on. It seems like the networks realized that kids aren't stupid, and they can handle serious, even dark subjects when presented in the right way. Gravity Falls is one such show I recently watched. Man, that show is really good, even for adults. It's perhaps even more enjoyable for adults.

To be fair they have watched shows like gravity falls and star Vs the forces of evil, pretty good shows, also I enjoyed watching coraline with them, which dealt with some pretty dark themes.
I remember when IT came out recently and the subject came up in a cafe with them, and my oldest nephew's said 'oh yeah, that's penny-wise the clown!' and had to work around talking about it without revealing gorey details
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 14, 2019, 04:30:34 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 14, 2019, 04:11:19 PM
Same can be said for shows like over the garden wall, the dragon prince, my hero academia, the last season of samurai Jack, etc.
There is still great animation coupled with great storytellingout there.
There is just a lot of garbage out there too.

The last season of Samurai Jack is definitely not for kids. lol. Teenagers, sure, but the swearing and gore elevated its rating from its previous seasons. I also enjoy My Hero Academia. I haven't heard of the others, though.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 14, 2019, 05:05:03 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 14, 2019, 04:30:34 PM
The last season of Samurai Jack is definitely not for kids. lol. Teenagers, sure, but the swearing and gore elevated its rating from its previous seasons. I also enjoy My Hero Academia. I haven't heard of the others, though.

If you liked avatar the last airbender, you'll like The Dragon prince.
if you haven't seen avatar the last airbender, watch that first instead. The Dragon Prince can wait.

Also, over the garden wall is really great, but only like six or so episodes long. Worth it though.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 14, 2019, 07:41:46 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 14, 2019, 11:54:17 AM
Love that it looks like simbas looking at harry potter with an expression of 'are you fucking kidding me?!'

Then again one could argue that these characters (except spiderman) are or do become father's themselves eventually
The Harry one is a bit of a pun.
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Post by: Cavebear on June 15, 2019, 11:04:42 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 12, 2019, 03:59:32 AM
I sometimes wonder what atheists think "science" means ...

"noun
a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws: the mathematical sciences.
systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.
any of the branches of natural or physical science.
systematized knowledge in general.
knowledge, as of facts or principles; knowledge gained by systematic study.
a particular branch of knowledge."
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Post by: Baruch on June 15, 2019, 12:20:45 PM
Unfortunately, shows the maturity of a 12 year old (who can look things up in a dictionary).
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 15, 2019, 01:32:08 PM
Quote from: Baruch on June 15, 2019, 12:20:45 PM
Unfortunately, shows the maturity of a 12 year old (who can look things up in a dictionary).
Which is about 11 years more maturity than you display.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 15, 2019, 01:35:05 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 15, 2019, 11:04:42 AM
"noun
a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws: the mathematical sciences.
systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.
any of the branches of natural or physical science.
systematized knowledge in general.
knowledge, as of facts or principles; knowledge gained by systematic study.
a particular branch of knowledge."
Yeah, science is the opposite of séance.   :-p
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Post by: Baruch on June 15, 2019, 03:41:49 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 15, 2019, 01:32:08 PM
Which is about 11 years more maturity than you display.

May the bad boys at Jr High give you a swirly, you squirrely.
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Post by: Baruch on June 15, 2019, 03:49:07 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 15, 2019, 01:35:05 PM
Yeah, science is the opposite of séance.   :-p

Yes, doesn't require Whoopie Goldberg ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moXE6YbIVdQ

Marie Curie required radium ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GJRElIo2K8

My father's stepmother had radium treatement for breast cancer, unfortunately not successfully.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2019, 09:04:04 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 16, 2019, 02:44:01 AM
Yes, happened because Emperor Justinian was a cuck, but his Alpha Empress, Theodora took things into hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REmgzwmzjzg
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2019, 04:58:04 PM


I'll take a number 1 with a side a blasphemy, please.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 16, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
Yeah, and they're creating gay frogs! Soulless gay frogs! We'd better start praying!


:-P
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Post by: Baruch on June 17, 2019, 12:36:45 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 16, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
Yeah, and they're creating gay frogs! Soulless gay frogs! We'd better start praying!


:-P

There is a universe where everyone is gay.  No worry about pregnancy.  New gays appear by spontaneous generation as per 1700 medical theory.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2019, 11:57:46 AM


Conservatives: bring on the elections!  Our silent majority is going to whoop your small minority of radical leftists!

Also conservatives: plz don't vote otherwise we might not win :/
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Post by: Munch on June 17, 2019, 03:30:19 PM


My name is Mayo

You killed my Jason

Prepare to pray crossword clue
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 17, 2019, 03:41:41 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 17, 2019, 03:30:19 PM
[spoiler][/spoiler]

My name is Mayo

You killed my Jason

Prepare to pray crossword clue

Okay, so most of the time I let predictive text do its thing, it would give me a word like "the." So I continued until it made a complete thought.

My name is the one. (I knew it! This is a simulation!)

You killed my brother.

Prepare to be a good excuse.
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Post by: Baruch on June 17, 2019, 10:22:52 PM
That is DWIM.  Do What I Mean.  Was developed by a known hacker back in the day, who was a lazy typist.  All the other programmers hated it, killed him, and hid the body.  Earliest version of "Failed" AI.  Other than Eliza, the shrink.  She was pretty nice and still available online.  Tay etc, her replacements, are teen psychos ... not nice at all.  A programmer "engrams" (see Classic Star Trek) his (usually an ICEL) personality into his code.  Attempts at AI mostly prove that autistic deviant programmers are not only gender dysphoric, but real monthly pains in the bottom.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2019, 05:36:05 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2019, 10:48:27 PM


Socialism is bad because there's an elevator at a Marriott in Vienna that doesn't work.
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Post by: Baruch on June 19, 2019, 02:00:41 AM
No ... because Socialism aka French culture, is the mother of all bureaucracies.  You have to take a number and sit for days before you get serviced.  Don't bitch about it, or they might think you are German.  Better that, than they think you are Greek and you get it in the ...

Yes, I want socialism for me (I get anything I want and not pay for it) and you get to be my bitch.

With Stalin, having a rifle to fight with is optional.  You have to find a dead person with a gun and ammunition, then fight ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=381Di8Cw0-I
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 19, 2019, 01:27:54 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 19, 2019, 02:29:04 PM
Yes, those lost alien souls, that promote Scientology, are the core of your problem ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2019, 04:34:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2019, 08:07:19 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 20, 2019, 05:40:11 AM
We had a dachs when I was a kid. Named it "Oscar Meyer".
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Post by: Sal1981 on June 20, 2019, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 17, 2019, 03:30:19 PM


My name is Mayo

You killed my Jason

Prepare to pray crossword clue

my name is earl

you killed my father

prepare to be tortured

...

Wat
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2019, 10:36:52 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 22, 2019, 10:44:38 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 22, 2019, 03:51:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 23, 2019, 08:55:31 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 23, 2019, 09:42:45 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 24, 2019, 01:59:05 AM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/automation

If people are the problem, then automation is not going to fix that problem.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 24, 2019, 02:32:36 PM
 Windows firewall (https://i.imgur.com/0TnYPVw.gifv)
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 24, 2019, 02:54:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 24, 2019, 02:32:36 PM
Windows firewall (https://i.imgur.com/0TnYPVw.gifv)

WTF? Is the door programmed to unlock via movement or something? What the point of this thing?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 24, 2019, 07:41:02 PM
It's a simple motion sensor made to look like a keycard sensor.  Its purpose?  I dunno, maybe accessibility?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 24, 2019, 08:46:31 PM


This one actually hurt me a little to read.  🛢️=ðŸ'Ž
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 25, 2019, 01:03:58 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 24, 2019, 07:41:02 PM
It's a simple motion sensor made to look like a keycard sensor.  Its purpose?  I dunno, maybe accessibility?

Couldn't his badge just be on the other side of the Trojan?
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Post by: Shiranu on June 25, 2019, 02:52:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 24, 2019, 08:46:31 PM


This one actually hurt me a little to read.  🛢️=ðŸ'Ž

Big oof.
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Post by: Baruch on June 25, 2019, 04:01:23 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 25, 2019, 02:52:35 AM
Big oof.

A Republican conspiracy theory for decades.  Not new.  There can't be a stop to endless increase in population and per capita consumption.  Therefore per supply/demand, if oil is in sufficient need it will spontaneously appear (hence the need for a Flat Earth theory as to where it comes from).

Capitalism has its Lysenkoism, just as Socialism does.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 25, 2019, 09:24:23 AM


I'd love to see him try to teach a US history class sometime.  Cause his take on the antebellum South would be priceless.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 25, 2019, 12:25:04 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 25, 2019, 09:24:23 AM


I'd love to see him try to teach a US history class sometime.  Cause his take on the antebellum South would be priceless.

People still care about what Mr. Spin has to say? Even Fox News pulled the plug on him after he was accused of sexual harassment, and you know Fox News' stance on the Me Too movement.
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Post by: Baruch on June 25, 2019, 12:41:07 PM
Bill O'Reilly ... a nice person ... never.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 25, 2019, 05:14:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 25, 2019, 08:44:04 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 25, 2019, 09:13:08 PM
Crows are among the smartest birds.

https://www.livescience.com/21275-color-red-blue-scientists.html

Variant color perception among normal people (not counting color blindness) is just the beginning.  Then there is synesthesia ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEqmNX8uKlA

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder ... without even getting into how our conceptual space has little in common with each other.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 26, 2019, 11:44:06 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 26, 2019, 01:20:52 PM
Jane is a colonophage?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 26, 2019, 02:58:20 PM


"Cadia broke before the Guard did!"
Yeah, but they both still broke.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2019, 08:32:06 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2019, 09:32:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2019, 09:11:55 AM


Spain is passed out offscreen.
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Post by: aitm on June 28, 2019, 09:12:51 AM
Now THAT I find hilarious.

edit.....the alien and monkey that is.....not that the next one isn't funny, it just doesn....er......whatever.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2019, 09:22:39 AM
Quote from: aitm on June 28, 2019, 09:12:51 AM
Now THAT I find hilarious.

edit.....the alien and monkey that is.....not that the next one isn't funny, it just doesn....er......whatever.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surreal_humour
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Post by: Baruch on June 28, 2019, 11:06:23 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 28, 2019, 09:22:39 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surreal_humour

In other words, holy scripture.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 28, 2019, 01:12:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 28, 2019, 09:11:55 AM
Spain is passed out offscrren.

Probably just taking a siesta.
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Post by: Munch on June 28, 2019, 04:36:39 PM
We Brits aren't biologically set for equator weather, just like how Greeks are not made for russian weather
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Post by: Baruch on June 28, 2019, 05:18:00 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 28, 2019, 04:36:39 PM
We Brits aren't biologically set for equator weather, just like how Greeks are made for russian weather

Blizzard up Greek skirt?  Hades no!  This is why the Greek colony in Olbia (N Black Sea) never prospered.  Gotta wear trousers (Persian invention).
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2019, 07:29:19 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2019, 11:53:04 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 01, 2019, 01:39:14 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on July 01, 2019, 01:44:32 PM
I wonder why the word "safe" is in quotations? :huh:
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2019, 08:27:13 PM
Reptiles that bear live young (as opposed to hatching from an egg) :

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Post by: Baruch on July 01, 2019, 09:39:47 PM
Duckbill Platypus anyone?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 02, 2019, 04:45:05 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 01, 2019, 01:44:32 PM
I wonder why the word "safe" is in quotations? :huh:
Children are never safe?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 03, 2019, 08:48:49 PM
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Post by: Munch on July 03, 2019, 09:22:43 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 02, 2019, 04:45:05 AM
Children are never safe?

children ruin everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n4m5GBkuL8&t=264s
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Post by: Baruch on July 04, 2019, 05:00:21 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 02, 2019, 04:45:05 AM
Children are never safe?

Helicopter parents keep their children in the gun safe next to their favorite guns?   Scrooge McDuck would keep his nephews in his Money Bin?
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Post by: Munch on July 04, 2019, 06:14:19 AM
Quote from: Baruch on July 04, 2019, 05:00:21 AM
Helicopter parents keep their children in the gun safe next to their favorite guns?   Scrooge McDuck would keep his nephews in his Money Bin?

Nah, Scrooge was the only one who could swim in money, for his nephew's it's just a solid mass they'd have nothing to do in.
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Post by: Baruch on July 04, 2019, 10:05:32 AM
Quote from: Munch on July 04, 2019, 06:14:19 AM
Nah, Scrooge was the not one who could swim in money, for his nephew's it's just a solid mass they'd have nothing to do in.

Kids piss in the pool, anyway ;-(
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2019, 01:39:00 PM


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Post by: Munch on July 04, 2019, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 04, 2019, 01:39:00 PM



I agree thanos should wipe out all those who thought that up. The bun protects us from having the cheese slice stick to the roof of our mouth. What cruel, despotic sadist thought having the cheese on the top to cover the roof of the mouth first bite was a good idea? 
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2019, 09:14:29 PM


One day you will beg my kind to save you, but I am already saved...
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2019, 09:00:36 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2019, 09:02:41 PM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 07, 2019, 12:45:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2019, 09:18:54 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 08, 2019, 01:30:21 PM
Then again, independence can be gained by just not giving a fuck.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 08, 2019, 01:42:54 PM
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Post by: Baruch on July 08, 2019, 03:43:09 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 08, 2019, 01:30:21 PM
Then again, independence can be gained by just not giving a fuck.

In Russia, state fucks you.  You giving state a fuck, irrelevant.

Hydra009 ... I never knew that!  Thanks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Flammang_Schrank

I don't accept the official story about the assassination of the Mayor of Chicago.  FDR was there, he had to be the real target.  Fortunately most assassins are bad shots.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giuseppe_Zangara

My favorite was the plot against Andrew Jackson, and the President's way of handling the issue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 10, 2019, 12:39:38 AM
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Post by: Baruch on July 10, 2019, 07:06:47 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 10, 2019, 12:39:38 AM


Originally the celestial sphere wasn't mapped out.  The only way to navigate your view to a particular star, was thru these random patterns.  And then having found a particular star, you can do real calendar work.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2019, 07:25:16 AM


Math is hard.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2019, 11:19:33 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 11, 2019, 01:22:52 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 11, 2019, 07:25:16 AM
Math is hard.

Especially "simple" math! LOL

I guess simple math is for simple people...
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2019, 05:08:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2019, 05:09:59 PM
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Post by: Baruch on July 11, 2019, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 11, 2019, 01:22:52 PM
Especially "simple" math! LOL

I guess simple math is for simple people...

Congress flunks addition and subtraction all the time ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2019, 01:01:28 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2019, 05:43:20 PM


Lungs for me.  Definitely not something to skimp on.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2019, 08:20:28 PM


Technically, Satan doesn't actually rule hell, but whatever.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 13, 2019, 12:17:44 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 12, 2019, 08:20:28 PM


Technically, Satan doesn't actually rule hell, but whatever.

Yeah, how did this idea of Satan being the ruler of Hell get started? First time he appears in the Bible (and I'm not counting the serpent in the Garden of Eden, which clearly wasn't meant to be him), he's in Heaven, making bets with God. He's sometimes called the Ruler of the Air, or the Lord of Flies, but never the ruler of Hell. Hell is described as having been originally designed to punish the fallen angels, such as Satan, I believe.
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Post by: Baruch on July 13, 2019, 02:04:28 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 13, 2019, 12:17:44 AM
Yeah, how did this idea of Satan being the ruler of Hell get started? First time he appears in the Bible (and I'm not counting the serpent in the Garden of Eden, which clearly wasn't meant to be him), he's in Heaven, making bets with God. He's sometimes called the Ruler of the Air, or the Lord of Flies, but never the ruler of Hell. Hell is described as having been originally designed to punish the fallen angels, such as Satan, I believe.

Greco-Roman context ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IeTWYv5zus

Hades is a competing brother of Zeus.  Jupiter = Heavenly Father (in old Latin).  Don't limit your perspective to the Bible, the ancestors didn't.

And yes, there were precedents in Egyptian and Mesopotamian theology, going farther back.

In the Bible, Satan is the wicked Vizier of God, the Attorney General who will put you in eternal prison.  Jesus is the corrupt defense attorney, who has the power to get any of his followers the "get out of jail free card" even though they are as guilty as sin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGod3QKEIc
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 13, 2019, 11:42:30 AM
Quote from: Baruch on July 13, 2019, 02:04:28 AM
Greco-Roman context ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IeTWYv5zus

Hades is a competing brother of Zeus.  Jupiter = Heavenly Father (in old Latin).  Don't limit your perspective to the Bible, the ancestors didn't.

And yes, there were precedents in Egyptian and Mesopotamian theology, going farther back.

In the Bible, Satan is the wicked Vizier of God, the Attorney General who will put you in eternal prison.  Jesus is the corrupt defense attorney, who has the power to get any of his followers the "get out of jail free card" even though they are as guilty as sin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGod3QKEIc

I limit myself to the Bible because that is what Christians claim to do, even though they frequently believe in things that are nowhere to be found in the Bible (ex: free will, age of accountability, etc). In the first appearance of Satan, in Job, Satan isn't portrayed as the enemy of God. He's the troublemaker, basically like Loki. God not only welcomes him in Heaven, but accepts his proposals. Of course, this has some implications for the kind of God Yahweh is, so Christians had to change Satan's character so he no longer made any sense. I mean, who would purposefully try to outwit an omniscient, omnipotent being? Why would you make an enemy of that person and think you could win?
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Post by: Baruch on July 13, 2019, 01:05:17 PM
You have a very parochial view ... went to Catholic school?

Even the Church ignores or goes way beyond the Bible.  The Bible is more of a Protestant thing, and even they BS it.  You know and I know that what the Church cares about is the Church, not the Bible or anything else.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 13, 2019, 01:14:05 PM
Actually, Job isn't the first book in which Satan makes an appearance. His first mention is in 1 Chronicles 21:1, when he "provoked David to number Israel."

But then, I've read that Job is the Bible's oldest book, but the books aren't placed in order of writing, so in that sense Job is the first appearance of Satan.
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Post by: Baruch on July 13, 2019, 02:34:51 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 13, 2019, 01:14:05 PM
Actually, Job isn't the first book in which Satan makes an appearance. His first mention is in 1 Chronicles 21:1, when he "provoked David to number Israel."

But then, I've read that Job is the Bible's oldest book, but the books aren't placed in order of writing, so in that sense Job is the first appearance of Satan.

Absolute bonus points!  Very impressive.  Are you Jewish?
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 13, 2019, 02:43:50 PM
Well, I don't really know for sure, since I was adopted at an early age, and have no idea who my real parents were - but I'm circumcised, so I guess it's possible.
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Post by: Baruch on July 13, 2019, 04:09:42 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 13, 2019, 02:43:50 PM
Well, I don't really know for sure, since I was adopted at an early age, and have no idea who my real parents were - but I'm circumcised, so I guess it's possible.

Did three wise men (or dopers) show up?  I just knew you were the messiah!
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 13, 2019, 04:19:50 PM
Yeah, I put the "mess" in messiah...
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 13, 2019, 05:02:01 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 13, 2019, 02:43:50 PM
Well, I don't really know for sure, since I was adopted at an early age, and have no idea who my real parents were - but I'm circumcised, so I guess it's possible.

A lot of parents have their babies circumcised. Not for religious reasons, just because. I believe it initially started with doctors claiming it would make boys masturbate less (pfft), because of course masturbation is evil. Years later, the tradition just stuck because people are slow to change.
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Post by: Baruch on July 13, 2019, 07:06:33 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 13, 2019, 05:02:01 PM
A lot of parents have their babies circumcised. Not for religious reasons, just because. I believe it initially started with doctors claiming it would make boys masturbate less (pfft), because of course masturbation is evil. Years later, the tradition just stuck because people are slow to change.

We hope they are slow to change.  Rapid change is called ... cancer.
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Post by: Munch on July 14, 2019, 02:30:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2019, 05:56:46 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 14, 2019, 06:22:18 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 14, 2019, 05:56:46 PM


This was more the response I've seen...


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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2019, 06:23:52 PM
Damn.  Was there a black woman underneath the suit?


...too soon?
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 14, 2019, 06:56:22 PM
I hadn't heard about this Red Stormtrooper thing before. It's a bit weird, but this isn't the first time the Disney movies gave us new Stormtrooper designs. These will probably be just as insignificant from a storytelling perspective as the previous ones. Just another new design to sell toys.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2019, 08:29:55 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 14, 2019, 06:56:22 PM
I hadn't heard about this Red Stormtrooper thing before. It's a bit weird, but this isn't the first time the Disney movies gave us new Stormtrooper designs. These will probably be just as insignificant from a storytelling perspective as the previous ones. Just another new design to sell toys.
Were the black ones in "Rogue One" new or not?
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 14, 2019, 09:03:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2019, 08:29:55 PM
Were the black ones in "Rogue One" new or not?

Yep. Didn't amount to much in that movie, either. They just kinda showed up. The black Stormtroopers appear to be bodyguards for high ranking officials, and are supposedly a higher rank than the standard white Stormtrooper. The red Stormtroopers are probably pretty similar. No idea why they have "Sith" in the name, though. I thought Kylo Ren was a Dark Side Force user, not a Sith specifically. Maybe it'll be explained in the movie, maybe not. I find it hard to care about Disney's Star Wars these days, and that's coming from someone who enjoys the prequels.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2019, 12:41:00 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 14, 2019, 09:03:30 PMNo idea why they have "Sith" in the name, though. I thought Kylo Ren was a Dark Side Force user, not a Sith specifically.
Correct.  Neither Kylo Ren nor Snoke are Sith.  The only Sith that we know of in the Galactic Empire Era were/are Palpatine and Anakin.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2019, 12:41:29 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 15, 2019, 08:09:44 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 15, 2019, 12:41:00 AM
Correct.  Neither Kylo Ren nor Snoke are Sith.  The only Sith that we know of in the Galactic Empire Era were/are Palpatine and Anakin.
Darth Maul?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2019, 08:31:07 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 15, 2019, 08:09:44 AM
Darth Maul?
He died.  Twice, confusingly enough.

I would have included him, but he died well before the Empire was established in the movies.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2019, 09:02:07 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 15, 2019, 11:07:43 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 15, 2019, 08:31:07 AM
He died.  Twice, confusingly enough.

I would have included him, but he died well before the Empire was established in the movies.
By the time the empire was created, he didn't see himself as a sith anymore. Also, he was trained more as a sith assassin than a true sith.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 15, 2019, 12:14:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 15, 2019, 08:31:07 AM
He died.  Twice, confusingly enough.

I would have included him, but he died well before the Empire was established in the movies.
Don't pay that much attention to the timelines.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 15, 2019, 01:24:21 PM
[Jedi mind trick] *These aren't the timelines you're looking for...*[/Jedi mind trick]
Title: DO IT!
Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2019, 02:48:03 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 15, 2019, 03:07:43 PM
JUST DO IT!!!!!
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Post by: Munch on July 15, 2019, 03:12:44 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 15, 2019, 01:24:21 PM
[Jedi mind trick] *These aren't the timelines you're looking for...*[/Jedi mind trick]

[Sith mind fuckery] *Everything will forever smell of farts...* [/Sith mind fuckery]
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 12:26:29 AM
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Post by: Baruch on July 16, 2019, 04:23:11 AM
This is because of the re-popularization of UFO stories.  Don't know why the Dark State is doing this meme again.  Further distraction of the monkey brains?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 05:00:45 AM
That's a joke isn't it? Just humour as usual?

Bcause there is a lot of really stupid, armed, physically fit American youth who are completely cut out of reality and will try to get in to a military research fascility thinking it is a UFO base, which would get them detained, shot or worse.   

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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 16, 2019, 06:29:37 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 05:00:45 AM
... or worse.

analy probed
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Post by: Baruch on July 16, 2019, 07:08:41 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 05:00:45 AM
That's a joke isn't it? Just humour as usual?

Bcause there is a lot of really stupid, armed, physically fit American youth who are completely cut out of reality and will try to get in to a military research fascility thinking it is a UFO base, which would get them detained, shot or worse.

It is the cumulative effect of fluoride in the water and in the toothpaste, I'm tellin' yah!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 16, 2019, 07:46:35 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on July 16, 2019, 06:29:37 AM
analy probed
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 08:21:03 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 05:00:45 AM
That's a joke isn't it? Just humour as usual?

Bcause there is a lot of really stupid, armed, physically fit American youth who are completely cut out of reality and will try to get in to a military research fascility thinking it is a UFO base, which would get them detained, shot or worse.
Most people aren't serious and don't intend on entering.  However, there has been an uptick in  booked flights near there on September, which is a pretty strange coincidence.

Of course, I don't think these people stand any chance, especially after warning of their visit.  Expect barricades and traffic stops, which will turn back or bottleneck traffic.  And anybody hoofing it will probably meet an armed guard in person and either be sent packing or get arrested.

The logic of "they can't stop all of us" is horribly flawed.  Hell, the miltary could park a humvee with an active denial system on it and absolutely no one would be able to walk by.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kzG4oEutPbA
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 11:57:03 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 08:21:03 AM
However, there has been an uptick in  booked flights near there on September, which is a pretty strange coincidence.

Oh I see. Couple of days ago, I have seen a topic about a group of American people planning to do this very thing in a Turkish social media platform. Then I realised this thing is going on around a bit too much these days and then saw it here. I think that post was about thousands of people. I dismissed it, thinking people here is making it a big issue and well it is extremely stupid?

QuoteThe logic of "they can't stop all of us" is horribly flawed.  Hell, the miltary could park a humvee with an active denial system on it and absolutely no one would be able to walk by.

Yes, exactly. It's also mostly a Western belief. A delusion of Western constiutional tradition perhaps? Youngsters are always a bit naive about that stuff.

Somebody -other than federal prison- should tell these people that these facilities are not covered by constitutional rights -in any country- doesn't matter what is on the paper of what information act and yes they will shoot them as a last resort, but it wouldn't get there. Plastic bullets I am thinking as the worst out come and they will send them packing as you said.

Is it me or there is a paradigm shift concerning our good old concept of natural selection? I mean, why would anyone want to fuck with a military facility that has had a special kind of 'keep out' on its door for this long for something as stupid as this and with the US army no less. Myeh.   

   
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 11:58:56 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on July 16, 2019, 06:29:37 AM
analy probed

LOL. Could even be the best result concerning other possibilities. If they get arrested that would look far more worse on their record than the silliness it actually is.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 16, 2019, 12:19:36 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 11:58:56 AM
LOL. Could even be the best result concerning other possibilities. If they get arrested that would look far more worse on their record than the silliness it actually is.

Has anybody thought that this is a false flag, for testing all this anti-public military technology?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 16, 2019, 12:19:36 PM
Has anybody thought that this is a false flag, for testing all this anti-public military technology?

What kind of a testing they need against civilians?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 16, 2019, 12:41:54 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 12:24:42 PM
What kind of a testing they need against civilians?

Live test with thermal and sonic weapons.  President Macron is in need of verification before he buys some from the US.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on July 16, 2019, 01:17:09 PM
More than 1 million people have RSVP’d to “storm Area 51,” in the name of memes
A jokey Facebook event has gone viral thanks to the power of shitposting. (https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/7/12/20691720/storm-area-51-facebook-event-meme)


That seems like a lot of people, but surely that many won't actually show up. It's an interesting story to watch, though. Do people really believe they're going to accomplish something?


:-P

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 02:06:01 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 16, 2019, 12:41:54 PM
Live test with thermal and sonic weapons.  President Macron is in need of verification before he buys some from the US.

LOL Baruch. Why do you think the US army would test new age weaponry on civilians, in the US, in front of cameras? If those people are really traveling there for a stupid showdown, they'd be loaded with recording units of any kind. Why not test it in somewhere else abroad? There are places it won't come out at least not soon or people won't even believe or better, create better bullshit to scare.

If there is an agenda, the first thing to think that it is an attempt to change the headlines, news...general order of the day. Distraction. Because as Unbeliver said, everyone would be watching -globally- what is going to happen. With people or with 'ufos', lol.

Is there anything special going down on those days?   

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 02:16:15 PM
This can't be real. Anyone thinks they can outrun bullets if they move some manga style and so see them aliens...fuck it. Is this real? 

At least they issued a warning.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/storm-area-51-latest-aliens-sighting-us-military-ready-nevada-a9004086.html

QuoteThe Air Force has issued a stern warning to the over half of million people planning to storm a top-secret US military base in the Nevada desert who are on a hunt to “see them aliens.”

Over 600,000 people have signed up to an event called “Storm Area 51, they can’t stop all of us” which invites attendees to gather en masse before going into the air force base, which has long obsessed alien conspiracy theorists.

The satirical event, which is organised on Facebook and is scheduled to take place on 20 September, appears to be a joke given the high security and heavily guarded nature of the base.

The organisers said: “We can move faster than their bullets. Let’s see them aliens.”

But Air Force spokesperson Laura McAndrews has released a warning to potential trespassers. ...

Ms McAndrews added: “The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets”.

But she failed to elaborate on specific details around how officials would react to potential intruders. ...

“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,” the event description reads. “If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.”

The “Naruto run” is a reference to a Japanese manga-inspired running style featuring arms outstretched backwards and heads forward. It is inspired by the running style of Naruto Uzumaki â€" title character in the Japanese anime series Naruto. 



Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on July 16, 2019, 02:22:34 PM
Yeah, only Superman is faster than a speeding bullet! LOL
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 16, 2019, 04:02:19 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 02:16:15 PM
This can't be real. Anyone thinks they can outrun bullets if they move some manga style and so see them aliens...fuck it. Is this real? 

At least they issued a warning.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/storm-area-51-latest-aliens-sighting-us-military-ready-nevada-a9004086.html

Shoe, it's as real as the aliens locked up in area 51 ;)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 16, 2019, 04:57:29 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 02:06:01 PM
LOL Baruch. Why do you think the US army would test new age weaponry on civilians, in the US, in front of cameras? If those people are really traveling there for a stupid showdown, they'd be loaded with recording units of any kind. Why not test it in somewhere else abroad? There are places it won't come out at least not soon or people won't even believe or better, create better bullshit to scare.

If there is an agenda, the first thing to think that it is an attempt to change the headlines, news...general order of the day. Distraction. Because as Unbeliver said, everyone would be watching -globally- what is going to happen. With people or with 'ufos', lol.

Is there anything special going down on those days?   

I worked at a military facility for the last 22 years.  The public shouldn't approach ... the poor 19 year old isn't very mature, and armed.  I don't think the US government loves the US people, any more than they love the people of Yemen.  And Yemen is a massacre.  In modern times, there is the 1%, and they are all together.  The 99% are totally divided and no more than stinking peasants to them.  Globally, not just nationally.  But I prefer my villains to have British accents ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7gR7EYjcP8

Are you the chauffeuse waiting for the boss by the Jaguar? ;-)

Out of the loop now.  Don't know of anything special that they don't want us watching.  But there is always Iran.  Britain tried to escalate the oil war, then defuse.  But the Ayatollahs want war with Israel.  The Globalist leadership not only has blood on its hands, it licks its fingers!  With the trade war and cyclical economic factors, the world only needs a shock, to put it into chaos (opportunity).
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 08:28:17 PM


*laughs in Comcast*
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 08:38:17 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 16, 2019, 12:19:36 PM
Has anybody thought that this is a false flag, for testing all this anti-public military technology?
The cranks have.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 08:53:16 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 11:57:03 AMI dismissed it, thinking people here is making it a big issue and well it is extremely stupid?

Yes, exactly. It's also mostly a Western belief. A delusion of Western constiutional tradition perhaps? Youngsters are always a bit naive about that stuff.
Bear in mind that this was originally a joke proposal.  So yes, unrealistic without a doubt.

I dunno about western constitutional tradition, but the US has a habit of confrontations between civilians and the federal government (that might be a bit of an understatement) as well as the sheer curiosity the public has for a site they believe may have aliens and/or alien technology.  Really captures the imagination.

Also, the naive belief that doing something like this won't have serious consequences (misunderestimating the guards and the police)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 16, 2019, 09:31:32 PM
They need to see what a .50 can do to a body at medium ranges, say two miles.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 11:52:59 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 16, 2019, 09:31:32 PM
They need to see what a .50 can do to a body at medium ranges, say two miles.
Chunky salsa?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 12:23:59 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 08:38:17 PM
The cranks have.

The cranks are always right.  Live testing of military systems is very important.  Hence ... wars.  That was the whole idea behind US involvement in Vietnam.  Testing ... particularly systems in violation of the Geneva Conventions.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 12:26:06 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 11:52:59 PM
Chunky salsa?

Only Hispanics.  African-Americans look like Kansas City barbecue.  White folk don't bleed, vampires never do.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on July 17, 2019, 01:25:26 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 08:53:16 PM
Bear in mind that this was originally a joke proposal.  So yes, unrealistic without a doubt.

I dunno about western constitutional tradition, but the US has a habit of confrontations between civilians and the federal government (that might be a bit of an understatement) as well as the sheer curiosity the public has for a site they believe may have aliens and/or alien technology.  Really captures the imagination.

Also, the naive belief that doing something like this won't have serious consequences (misunderestimating the guards and the police)

Sad thing is, if the military just opened fire on people as soon as they were in range, slaughtering them all without mercy, I have no doubt Republicans would defend the military for doing so.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 01:52:11 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 17, 2019, 01:25:26 AM
Sad thing is, if the military just opened fire on people as soon as they were in range, slaughtering them all without mercy, I have no doubt Republicans would defend the military for doing so.

I would defend the military for doing so.  And I have never been a Republican.  Going on a military reservation, without permission, is a bad idea.  One evening, I made a wrong turn, my parents were my passengers.  In San Diego.  I ended up at the attack nuclear submarine base.  The young Marine in full battle gear, protecting our nuclear weapons that night, was very nice, when I very politely asked him if it was OK, since I had made a wrong turn, to find some way to reverse direction (the road hadn't permitted an easy turn around before that point).  I didn't fancy us being riddled with M16 bullets.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2019, 02:08:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 11:52:59 PM
Chunky salsa?
Two ounce piece of lead traveling at supersonic speed, it transmits that kinetic energy to the impacted body nicely. And at close ranges it just doesn't stop because some puny meatsack is in its way.

There's a reason the Ma Deuce has been on the line for a century now.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 04:49:33 AM
"We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us." - Winston Churchill
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Sal1981 on July 17, 2019, 10:13:41 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2019, 05:00:45 AM
That's a joke isn't it? Just humour as usual?

Bcause there is a lot of really stupid, armed, physically fit American youth who are completely cut out of reality and will try to get in to a military research fascility thinking it is a UFO base, which would get them detained, shot or worse.   


Probably not that bad, I would think they probably get water cannons and the guards will get riot gear with battoons to counter the few fools trying to storm the facility.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 10:26:28 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on July 17, 2019, 10:13:41 AM
Probably not that bad, I would think they probably get water cannons and the guards will get riot gear with battoons to counter the few fools trying to storm the facility.

Better plan.  Capture some, and let the aliens do human experimentation on them.  Invest in alien probes while there is still time!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 17, 2019, 10:32:44 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2019, 08:53:16 PM
Bear in mind that this was originally a joke proposal.  So yes, unrealistic without a doubt.

I dunno about western constitutional tradition, but the US has a habit of confrontations between civilians and the federal government (that might be a bit of an understatement) as well as the sheer curiosity the public has for a site they believe may have aliens and/or alien technology.  Really captures the imagination.

Also, the naive belief that doing something like this won't have serious consequences (misunderestimating the guards and the police)

Well, that's what I have in mind, but I am always concerned about these kind of things. There are few points as I can see.

First thing is that I am sure you are also aware that the amount of people who genuinely believe everything around them is based on nutty conspiracy theories has exploded in the last decade. And this UFO thing is one of the oldest of our age. By its scope, it is one of the main conspiracy theories which people tie every other bullshit possible. 

Social media is still new. Most people still don't get the power and consequences of an internet mass media. As generations grow into it, 'living out of reality' keeps gaining new heights. The reason for the rise in paranoia, rage, violence, conspiracy theory nuttiness...all that madness is a some sort of a reaction to the unlimited, uncontrolled material being thrown at people left and right. And people increasingly spend time indoors. They increasingly cut ties with people, have less organic relationships, less sex...etc.

Social media offers an anonymous place where people can find likely minded people without any extra effort, confrontation, risk about anything we can think of. So there is also a rise in the marginal trends. It's not even about what the conspiracy, the myths...etc. It's about being a part of a group that makes people feel like they are doing something extraordinary. Well, they do belong to a group of course but the rest is a delusion, a desire human species have had since its existence.     

You all know about these. Long story short, it is inevitable that there will be times that -I don't know how to put it- this freaky bulk will explode here and there on ocassion.

By the Western constutional tradition, I meant that Western people are more likely to challange authority to have information of any kind. Going against what is porhibited openly. However, suely you know that that is changed, you would find a very different US, if you could travel 25 years ago back in time in your country. And a lot of people remember that US or talk about it. Most of the people are not happy with their country today.

In an atmosphere like this, perhaps the zeitgeist in general, most people -esp. young ones- do not channel their concern, anger, energy, time into real issues. First thing is, because they can't. So humans, being humans they channel everything to this kind of bullshit, for the very reason that it is not real; has no real connection with problems and issues that is thrown in their face every day. It's virtually 'safe'.

That is the new world for you. Of course there is nothing new about it. Just the delusional opportunity of feeling of being a part of something bigger and different than every thing they 'know' and 'see'; the feeling of uncovering something secret and being able to do it online, annonymously.

My concern is that at some point, it will be not enough for people. It's human nature. Also there is nothing more left to do. 

That's why these events, groups have the possibility of creating real danger, esp. the UFO bullshit; other worlds, other species, 'real' alien tech related ones. Because everybody from these groups is living in some sort of a disutopia, real or imaginary. It's like a hope of high tech, 'salvation' free from the usual, traditional religious bullshit, if you will. It embraces everything and it is very powerful. Some sort of belief.   

Anyway, that's my rambling about it. Let's hope nothing serious will happen.

About the army-civillian confrontation in the US. Yes you are right, it is bad. While it is similar in most countries, the term 'civillian' is a bit different in the US, at least the understanding of it. It's not just most people are armed in the US, Hydra. American culture is a highly militarised, weaponised -I don't know what to call it- culture in every sense. US federal government will never let go off an exact-total power on its people in any incident, because every gun argument is aside, they CAN'T afford it. 

And they won't choose or judge most events on case by case or give a reaction according to it. They will exercise force and crack down as much as possible. There is a reason why this confrontations have escalated in the last era. More people, more guns compared to a few decades before. When there is more people and more guns in the future, Active Denial Systems won't be enough.

At some point US will need constant Marshall Law. Can you imagine a billion people living in the US and most of them armed? Well, it wouldn't take a billion to go there, but certainly it's bad enough now.

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 17, 2019, 10:33:39 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on July 17, 2019, 10:13:41 AM
Probably not that bad, I would think they probably get water cannons and the guards will get riot gear with battoons to counter the few fools trying to storm the facility.

Yep, that's what we hope.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 10:43:48 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 17, 2019, 10:33:39 AM
Yep, that's we hope.

We need periodic confrontations between the public and the government, so people realize they are ruled, not led.  This hasn't worked too well with conservatives in some cases.  But more recently, the human sacrifice of one conservative over the Oregon national forest office occupation a few years ago, draws a line in the sand.  Perhaps the human sacrifice of one liberal (antiFA) recently will satisfy the chthonic gods.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_the_Malheur_National_Wildlife_Refuge

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tacoma-ice-police-shooting-washington-willem-van-spronsen-antifa-detention-centre-a9004131.html

The antiFa guy was probably an ideological excuse for "death by cop" which happens with depressed people who despise authority.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2019, 11:02:17 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on July 17, 2019, 10:13:41 AM
Probably not that bad, I would think they probably get water cannons and the guards will get riot gear with battoons to counter the few fools trying to storm the facility.
How about drones spraying ricin on the mob?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mike Cl on July 17, 2019, 11:26:10 AM
Quote from: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 04:49:33 AM
"We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us." - Winston Churchill
Wasn't that from A Few Good Men???
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on July 17, 2019, 12:07:03 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 01:52:11 AM
I would defend the military for doing so.  And I have never been a Republican.  Going on a military reservation, without permission, is a bad idea.  One evening, I made a wrong turn, my parents were my passengers.  In San Diego.  I ended up at the attack nuclear submarine base.  The young Marine in full battle gear, protecting our nuclear weapons that night, was very nice, when I very politely asked him if it was OK, since I had made a wrong turn, to find some way to reverse direction (the road hadn't permitted an easy turn around before that point).  I didn't fancy us being riddled with M16 bullets.

It's a bad idea to poke a wild lion with a stick, but the military isn't a wild animal. While it may be stupid to try invading a military base, that doesn't remove the military's responsibility to respect human life. To use lethal weapons on unarmed citizens would be a crime, no matter the circumstances.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 12:19:24 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2019, 11:02:17 AM
How about drones spraying ricin on the mob?

Environmentalists would riot (for the animals).
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 12:20:55 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 17, 2019, 11:26:10 AM
Wasn't that from A Few Good Men???

It may have been quoted there.  That was a good movie.

Don't make me post the President Reagan video on patriotism!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 12:28:08 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 17, 2019, 12:07:03 PM
It's a bad idea to poke a wild lion with a stick, but the military isn't a wild animal. While it may be stupid to try invading a military base, that doesn't remove the military's responsibility to respect human life. To use lethal weapons on unarmed citizens would be a crime, no matter the circumstances.

You have watched the movie, Hair, one too many times.  Under standing orders, I would be afraid for your rights in the hand of an armed 19 year old.  Trying to file a lawsuit after you are dead, is rather bad strategy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhNrqc6yvTU

That was fantasy, and with draftees.  People in the military now, want to be there.

There is the UCMJ ... but there is the matter of interpretation in a military court, not at Night Court.  Unarmed people get shot by the cops all the time and are not often charged.  All the cop has to do is feel threatened, you don't have to actually threaten them.

Police are, or should be, trained to minimize the use of force.  Military people are trained the exact opposite.  While I was still working, I had to consider, if on duty, if we were attacked by a Left or Right mob, and it became necessary to pick up a gun from a downed coworker, could I shoot my fellow psychopaths ;-(

Of course I would be happy if all the Leftists did this, because while tragic, it would solve division in my country ;-)  Also, remember that many ex-police are ex-military, with PTSD.  And now we are handing them military weapons.  So I don't fancy your chances with regular police either.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 12:30:24 PM
"At some point US will need constant Marshall Law. Can you imagine a billion people living in the US and most of them armed? Well, it wouldn't take a billion to go there, but certainly it's bad enough now." ... we have been under soft martial law since 9/11.  We never reverted to a "peace" posture for some strange reason.  How do I know this?  The standard readiness level has been elevated for 18 years now.  On 9/11 we were under lockdown, and escalated to nuclear release readiness, for that day only.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2019, 12:41:09 PM
It's "marshal law", just sayin'. Or "martial law" depending on the country.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on July 17, 2019, 01:54:30 PM
Is there an American Marshall Plan? Or is it a martial plan?

I may have noted that I fully expect Trump to declare martial law before he leaves the White House.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2019, 01:59:08 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 17, 2019, 01:54:30 PM
Is there an American Marshall Plan? Or is it a martial plan?
When George Catlett Marshall retired from US Army Chief of Staff Harry S. Truman ask him to oversee the relief efforts to Europe. This was generically called "the Marshall Plan".
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on July 17, 2019, 02:21:44 PM
Yeah, I know all that.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2019, 03:10:50 PM
Then what were you asking?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on July 17, 2019, 03:17:10 PM
Oh, I wasn't really asking anything, just making fun of Baruch's inability to spell it correctly.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2019, 03:42:31 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 17, 2019, 03:17:10 PM
Oh, I wasn't really asking anything, just making fun of Baruch's inability to spell it correctly.
Ach! Alles klar. Danke.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 04:08:46 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2019, 12:41:09 PM
It's "marshal law", just sayin'. Or "martial law" depending on the country.

I was quoting Drunkenshoe.  And stupid Brits can't spell.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2019, 04:26:55 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 04:08:46 PM
I was quoting Drunkenshoe.  And stupid Brits can't spell.
I didn't care if you were quoting someone else or not.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2019, 05:26:41 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2019, 06:32:25 PM
I tried making an all vegan meal once, but there just wasn't enough meat on them.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2019, 08:10:57 AM
Lol, it is my mistake, not Baruch's. Probably, I thought I was writing 'martial'. (Like writing 'your' for you're.)

Quote from: Baruch on July 17, 2019, 04:08:46 PM
I was quoting Drunkenshoe.  And stupid Brits can't spell.

Pffft... Typing martial as marshall indicates an American kind of mistake. My middle eastern ass says hi.

And NO, you are NOT under soft martial law, because firstly, there is no such thing as 'soft' martial law, it is an oxymoron. Secondly, when there is 'martial law', there is only martial law. That's the whole point of it. Like you don't know.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 18, 2019, 09:03:40 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2019, 08:10:57 AM
Lol, it is my mistake, not Baruch's. Probably, I thought I was writing 'martial'. (Like writing 'your' for you're.)
   

Pffft... Typing martial as marshall indicates an American kind of mistake. My middle eastern ass says hi.

And NO, you are NOT under soft martial law, because firstly, there is no such thing as 'soft' martial law, it is an oxymoron. Secondly, when there is 'martial law', there is only martial law. That's the whole point of it. Like you don't know.

I beg to differ.  Reality isn't black and white.  Don't want "hard" martial law.  If we do, we get to conquer the world, and force everyone to spell by American standards, not Brit standards ;-)  BTW - I consider GB to be under greater tyranny than the US ... but then they are a monarchy with an unwritten constitution.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 18, 2019, 09:45:00 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2019, 08:10:57 AM
Lol, it is my mistake, not Baruch's. Probably, I thought I was writing 'martial'. (Like writing 'your' for you're.)
   

Pffft... Typing martial as marshall indicates an American kind of mistake. My middle eastern ass says hi.

And NO, you are NOT under soft martial law, because firstly, there is no such thing as 'soft' martial law, it is an oxymoron. Secondly, when there is 'martial law', there is only martial law. That's the whole point of it. Like you don't know.
In Baruchistan the police martial you!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2019, 10:51:13 AM


Power resides where men believe it resides.  It's a trick, a shadow on the wall.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on July 18, 2019, 12:57:33 PM
Power comes from the barrel of a gun ... hence NRA.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2019, 03:45:18 PM


The ocean can't drown us all!  🌊☠️
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2019, 04:07:15 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 18, 2019, 12:57:33 PM
Power comes from the barrel of a gun ... hence NRA.

Power comes from the desire to have power.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 18, 2019, 04:13:51 PM
Power comes from a plug in the wall...:-P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 18, 2019, 04:21:46 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2019, 04:07:15 PM
Power comes from the desire to have power.
NRA comes from gun manufacturers.
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Post by: Baruch on July 18, 2019, 04:46:00 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2019, 04:07:15 PM
Power comes from the desire to have power.

A perpetual motion machine, contrary to thermodynamics.  People never tire of seeking power.  Per Dogbert, it is the only thing worth seeking.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 19, 2019, 06:42:43 AM
https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/heres-what-youll-face-when-you-try-to-invade-area-51-1836420016

The facebook group name that started the Area 51 invasion event is 'Shitposting cause I’m in shambles' according to this news article.

And this is the posted 'invasion plan'. I have no idea who are 'Kyles' and 'Karens'. 




Also what to do at the meeting poiint. Touristic tips.

"...Event organizers have designed the unofficial Area 51 Visitor’s Center, approximately 1 hour and 22 minutes west of Vegas, as the meetup point. The Visitor’s Center was owned by Nevada brothel magnate Dennis Hof and includes a mini-mart, picnic areas, and the Alien Cathouse, and an ET-themed brothel, which is pretty much everything you need before anyone goes a-raiding. Satellite views of the Visitor’s Center show parking for 200 cars at most, so arrive early or consider catching a Lyft. ..."



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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 19, 2019, 07:02:32 AM
So, somewhat less organized than the Chinese Army in WWII.
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Post by: Baruch on July 19, 2019, 07:13:28 AM
They would have been more clever to invade the Mustang Ranch (legal whorehouse) while it was still open.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 19, 2019, 01:32:46 PM
Well, Baruch, I don't think you can expect much in the way of cleverness from any of these folks. LOL
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Post by: Baruch on July 19, 2019, 01:41:19 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 19, 2019, 01:32:46 PM
Well, Baruch, I don't think you can expect much in the way of cleverness from any of these folks. LOL

I was talking about the Area 51 project map.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 19, 2019, 04:53:11 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 19, 2019, 07:13:28 AM
They would have been more clever to invade the Mustang Ranch (legal whorehouse) while it was still open.
The Chicken Ranch is still open insofar as I know.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2019, 08:04:23 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 19, 2019, 08:07:13 PM
I'll let Penn and Teller cut me in half - at least I know they can do it right! LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2019, 12:41:02 AM


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Cap_Trafalgar
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 20, 2019, 01:42:39 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2019, 08:09:54 AM


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Post by: Shiranu on July 21, 2019, 08:59:15 PM


I think I saw the inter-dimensional mother being once on DMT, I wonder if space DMT you see her as well...
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2019, 09:10:12 PM


My schedule probably won't matter after the 20th, tbh.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2019, 09:22:48 PM
How I plan on leaving Area 51:

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Post by: Baruch on July 22, 2019, 03:54:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 21, 2019, 09:22:48 PM
How I plan on leaving Area 51:



But does it have enough room in the trunk, and an entertainment system for the children?
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Post by: Sal1981 on July 22, 2019, 04:58:34 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 21, 2019, 09:22:48 PM
How I plan on leaving Area 51:


Don't use those, they suck up Elerium-115.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 22, 2019, 01:39:31 PM
I'd only have one if it has an infinite improbability drive. Who needs all that mucking about in hyperspace?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2019, 03:33:43 PM


Equal representation for deserted towns!
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Post by: Munch on July 22, 2019, 04:15:59 PM
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Post by: Munch on July 22, 2019, 04:18:50 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 22, 2019, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Munch on July 22, 2019, 04:18:50 PM


Racial prejudice in then and now:

1940s: "This restaurant is whites only, and the only houses I can buy are in slum districts."

2019: "Muh fictional characters are turning blaaaack!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2019, 07:15:48 PM
then: let's go kill some nazis

now:  "hail Trump, hail victory!"  *a guy unironically doing the nazi salute*
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Post by: Sal1981 on July 22, 2019, 07:17:04 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 22, 2019, 06:43:37 PM
Racial prejudice in then and now:

1940s: "This restaurant is whites only, and the only houses I can buy are in slum districts."

2019: "Muh fictional characters are turning blaaaack!"
Which amounts to 1st world problems in my view.


Doesn't mean we shouldn't be vigilant against totalitarianism.
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Post by: Munch on July 22, 2019, 09:38:08 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 22, 2019, 06:43:37 PM
Racial prejudice in then and now:

1940s: "This restaurant is whites only, and the only houses I can buy are in slum districts."

2019: "Muh fictional characters are turning blaaaack!"

I mean hey if your okay with tokenizing characters because content creators are creatively bankrupt thats your thing.
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Post by: Munch on July 22, 2019, 09:41:41 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on July 22, 2019, 07:17:04 PM

Doesn't mean we shouldn't be vigilant against totalitarianism.

well when you blend socialism with globalism you do have to be vigilant yes.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 22, 2019, 10:42:33 PM
Quote from: Munch on July 22, 2019, 09:38:08 PM
I mean hey if your okay with tokenizing characters because content creators are creatively bankrupt thats your thing.

IMO, changing the race/gender of a character is corporate pandering in the worst of cases. Claiming that white men are being oppressed because of this shit is fucking stupid.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 22, 2019, 10:51:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 22, 2019, 07:15:48 PM
then: let's go kill some nazis

now:  "hail Trump, hail victory!"  *a guy unironically doing the nazi salute*

It's not even hyperbole to say that Trump has Nazi support. That is undeniably true. And Trump has been given several chances to tell the Nazis to fuck off, that he doesn't represent them, and chose not to.
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Post by: Baruch on July 22, 2019, 11:17:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 22, 2019, 03:33:43 PM


Equal representation for deserted towns!

Not after the Apocalypse.  The cities won't have populations.  But the people who can farm will still be alive.  William Jennings Bryan ... Cross of Gold speech (1892).
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Post by: Baruch on July 22, 2019, 11:19:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 22, 2019, 07:15:48 PM
then: let's go kill some nazis

now:  "hail Trump, hail victory!"  *a guy unironically doing the nazi salute*

Dems 1860 - lets destroy the US
Dems 2019 - lets destroy the US
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Post by: Baruch on July 22, 2019, 11:20:21 PM
Quote from: Munch on July 22, 2019, 09:41:41 PM
well when you blend socialism with globalism you do have to be be vigilant yes.

Merkel must have missed her optometrist appointment.
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Post by: Baruch on July 22, 2019, 11:21:17 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 22, 2019, 10:51:09 PM
It's not even hyperbole to say that Trump has Nazi support. That is undeniably true. And Trump has been given several chances to tell the Nazis to fuck off, that he doesn't represent them, and chose not to.

All Dems, every day, must deny connection to Vladimir Lenin, or I will hold my breath until I turn blue (Dem).
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Post by: Shiranu on July 23, 2019, 01:43:13 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 22, 2019, 03:33:43 PM


Equal representation for deserted towns!

I like that they use counties rather than the actual towns, makes it look far more impressive. If you had dots that represented where people actually live, it would look a hell of alot more gappy for the red section.

Which is still assuming amount of land represented is more important or impressive than amount of people represented...
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Post by: Baruch on July 23, 2019, 03:51:51 AM
Still think secession is a bad idea?  We don't want to be a part of Cali or NY.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 23, 2019, 05:23:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 23, 2019, 07:23:11 PM


Now I'm hungry.
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Post by: Baruch on July 23, 2019, 07:40:49 PM
Is walnut sauce, made from walnuts?  The demon spawn isn't nice.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 23, 2019, 08:12:20 PM
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Post by: Baruch on July 23, 2019, 08:27:17 PM
And they like to horse around ;-)
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Post by: Munch on July 23, 2019, 08:35:17 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 24, 2019, 12:05:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 24, 2019, 06:03:40 PM


Who has a better story than him?
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Post by: Baruch on July 24, 2019, 06:52:24 PM
Boris Johnson ... assassinated great-grandfather from Turkish modernism, a martyr.  On the other side, direct descendent of King George II.  But he is just meeting the criteria American Presidents make ...

https://www.dtss.us/blog/43-u-s-presidents-have-carried-european-royal-bloodlines-into-office/
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 01:09:10 PM
The start of World War 3:

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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 25, 2019, 01:36:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 01:09:10 PM
The start of World War 3:



Or just a lot of laughing from everyone outside and even a lot of people inside America.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:04:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:54:22 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 26, 2019, 12:40:39 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:54:22 PM


I also would have accepted: 'Pardon me, could I have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus christ?'
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 26, 2019, 01:51:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:54:22 PM


"So I guess it's our job to repopulate the earth. Any volunteers?"
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Post by: Sal1981 on July 26, 2019, 02:29:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:54:22 PM

"Dibs on Jake's corpse."

... Jake is still, barely, alive.
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Post by: Baruch on July 26, 2019, 02:40:51 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on July 26, 2019, 12:40:39 AM
I also would have accepted: 'Pardon me, could I have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus christ?'

Escuse me, do you have Gray Poupon?  Only plutocrats in the shelters.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 26, 2019, 06:46:17 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:04:28 PM

Same thing happened with a sitar player back in the '70s. "Concert for Bangladesh" IRRC.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 26, 2019, 02:10:14 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on July 26, 2019, 02:29:04 AM
"Dibs on Jake's corpse."

... Jake is still, barely, alive.

Or how about:

"You've sure got tasty-looking thighs, ma'am."
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Post by: Munch on July 26, 2019, 03:18:08 PM
"Hello my names Jeffrey Dahmer, how are you?"
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 26, 2019, 05:38:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 26, 2019, 08:25:49 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 26, 2019, 08:49:57 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 07:04:28 PM


https://www.nme.com/news/music/fake-news-story-radiohead-fans-mistaking-guitar-tuning-new-song-goes-viral-2093973

Fake story, unfortunately :(
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 26, 2019, 08:51:49 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 26, 2019, 08:54:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2019, 01:09:10 PM
The start of World War 3:



Please put a trigger warning before such offensive content.



Also, I found this while looking for that...

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Post by: Unbeliever on July 27, 2019, 02:15:39 PM
The Flying Spaghetti Monster finally has a Communion Wafer! :-P
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 28, 2019, 12:33:00 PM
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Post by: Munch on July 28, 2019, 07:03:48 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2019, 09:50:41 PM


Buffs for plebs!  Nerfs for patricians!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2019, 07:56:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2019, 09:09:56 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 01, 2019, 10:14:09 AM
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Post by: Baruch on August 01, 2019, 12:13:13 PM
In current religious surveys in Britain, Jedi is an accepted religious category response.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 01, 2019, 04:31:28 PM
They need a Jedi Clampett for their religious leader! LOL

Buddy Ebsen wielding a light Saber!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 01, 2019, 04:52:27 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 01, 2019, 04:31:28 PM
They need a Jedi Clampett for their religious leader! LOL

Buddy Ebsen wielding a light Saber!
Eli May be a Jedette.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2019, 05:36:07 PM


Remember kids, the trick to fighting climate change is to deny it for decades then blame it on potheads.

Gotcha libs!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2019, 06:08:38 PM


Thanks, but I'll pass.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 01, 2019, 06:22:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2019, 11:04:43 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2019, 11:43:02 AM


Destroyed worse than the Narn homeworld imo.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 03, 2019, 11:43:11 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2019, 03:46:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2019, 06:41:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2019, 03:45:14 PM


Win-win!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 05, 2019, 03:47:38 PM
LOL 'cock monster'. Iyyh. I can't see your other posts, so I am thinking they are imgur.
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Post by: Baruch on August 05, 2019, 07:34:46 PM
Succubi have teeth in their nether regions.  Part of the Lilith myth too.  The core meme of feminism.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 06, 2019, 09:04:31 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 07, 2019, 10:08:36 PM


I've been seeing this a lot lately.  There was a monster strong enough that it could just mangle anyone in reach and it throws around the protagonists like rag dolls.  That just stuns them for a few seconds before the heroic "attack me instead!" moment happens.  The monster could easily could just snuff out the stunned person and that would barely slow it down (it'd be super easy, barely an inconvenience) but no, it completely changes its target.  SMH.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 07, 2019, 11:51:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2019, 02:44:17 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 08, 2019, 05:17:52 PM
Or me crying out loud -yes literally- when I first finished the Wicther 3 main story, because I ended up in the worst ending, naturally not checking any spoilers. Geralt in that scene... 

How could you do that to a father?! [E: A single human, a female no less, crying for fathers! Video games will save the society!]

And Hydra, please play the game. I want to hear what you think. Besides that it is not just right.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2019, 05:26:28 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 08, 2019, 05:17:52 PM
Or me crying out loud -yes literally- when I first finished the Wicther 3 main story, because I ended up in the worst ending, naturally not checking any spoilers. Geralt in that scene... 

How could you do that to a father?!

And Hydra, please play the game. I want to hear what you think. Besides that it is not just right.
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't played Frostpunk or Road Redemption, either.  I installed both and tweaked the settings to be just right, though.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 08, 2019, 08:46:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 08, 2019, 05:26:28 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't played Frostpunk or Road Redemption, either.  I installed both and tweaked the settings to be just right, though.

I have things to say about Frostpunk -it really affected me- but haven't played Road Redemption.

But Wicther 3 is a part of the zeitgeist of the game world. Probably a bit of the real world too, if you come to think of it. Meaning...doesn't make me feel better.       
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2019, 08:59:48 PM
But...XCOM...

I probably wouldn't even be a gamer if it weren't for that game.  At least, not a strategy gamer.

That's my friggin Kaaba right there.  I can't just cancel my journey there.  I'm sure the Hagia Sophia and Temple Mount are lovely, but those don't quite resonate as much with me.  I'll see what I can do about those later, nocando right now!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 09, 2019, 02:52:38 AM
OK, fine.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 11, 2019, 11:03:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2019, 05:31:46 PM


2 a day, every 12 hours like clockwork.  Damn my Earth destroying ways!!!

Fun fact, did you know that the US's largest single source of power generation is still coal?  That might be kinda bad too, but probably not as bad as pooping!
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 12, 2019, 05:37:03 PM
I like Brazil's president - to poop on! LOL
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Post by: Baruch on August 12, 2019, 07:11:31 PM
So do you have grey poopon?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2019, 08:56:06 PM


A small price to pay for salvation.
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Post by: Baruch on August 12, 2019, 11:49:02 PM
The whole Thanos/Crystal story line is like a magnified version of a teen who has all the cheat codes to a video game.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 13, 2019, 01:01:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2019, 04:46:19 PM


"Yet another child has prayed to their mother..."
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 14, 2019, 05:20:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2019, 07:14:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 15, 2019, 08:32:47 AM
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Post by: Baruch on August 15, 2019, 02:00:27 PM
American Revolution ... good reason to hate protesters.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 15, 2019, 07:25:11 PM
Quote from: Baruch on August 15, 2019, 02:00:27 PM
American Revolution ... good reason to hate protesters.
Especially if one likes tea.
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Post by: Sal1981 on August 15, 2019, 07:37:33 PM
fuckk tea, coffee is where it's at.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 15, 2019, 08:11:51 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on August 15, 2019, 07:37:33 PM
fuckk tea, coffee is where it's at.
Ummm, I don't know.  The last time I tried that I got burned!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 15, 2019, 10:05:33 PM




In English, we just steal words and pronounce them however we're feeling that day.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2019, 09:15:33 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2019, 09:26:00 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2019, 05:58:31 PM
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Post by: Baruch on August 16, 2019, 08:16:43 PM
I wear mine until it falls off.  Keeps the cops at bay.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2019, 10:28:34 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2019, 06:17:50 AM
They were cultured chaps, old bean!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2019, 07:45:01 AM


Christians who believe in ex nihilo:  *pretend to not notice*
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2019, 07:50:13 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 17, 2019, 01:13:03 PM
How do you explain quidditch? Can you play quidditch like Harry Potter?

LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2019, 07:47:08 PM


The internet security equivalent of the guard opening the door and letting you in.
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Post by: Baruch on August 17, 2019, 11:31:52 PM
The best guards remember to hide the door key under the welcome mat, so they can remember where they put it ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2019, 10:53:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2019, 09:02:11 AM
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Post by: Baruch on August 19, 2019, 01:20:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY_8gqSPPM0

Halloween in 2.5 months.
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Post by: Cavebear on August 20, 2019, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 16, 2019, 10:28:34 PM


Its 4:45 pm here now after 18 hours online.  So?

Time is relative... ;)
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Post by: Baruch on August 20, 2019, 05:15:24 PM
Time is relative?  So you are a son of Chronos?
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Post by: Cavebear on August 20, 2019, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: Baruch on August 20, 2019, 05:15:24 PM
Time is relative?  So you are a son on Chronos?

Not even Einstein.  I fumble and struggle.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2019, 07:28:30 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on August 20, 2019, 04:45:35 PM
Its 4:45 pm here now after 18 hours online.  So?

Time is relative... ;)
Please don't make me explain it...><
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Post by: Cavebear on August 20, 2019, 07:52:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2019, 07:28:30 PM
Please don't make me explain it...><

So M= E/C2

And matter equals energy divided by  the speed of light squared.  Fun...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2019, 10:08:05 PM
The joke is having weird idle thoughts late at night, like puzzling over a throwaway joke from a movie where a marauding army of barbarians claims that "meat is back on the menu" when it's incredibly unlikely that they would have menus or understand the concept of a menu, especially since that implies literacy.

There.  Now the joke has been vivisected, hopefully imparting some level of understanding.  RIP joke.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 21, 2019, 06:46:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2019, 10:08:05 PM
The joke is having weird idle thoughts late at night, like puzzling over a throwaway joke from a movie where a marauding army of barbarians claims that "meat is back on the menu" when it's incredibly unlikely that they would have menus or understand the concept of a menu, especially since that implies literacy.

There.  Now the joke has been vivisected, hopefully imparting some level of understanding.  RIP joke.
But not explaining in-jokes is rude.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2019, 06:55:32 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 21, 2019, 06:46:22 AM
But not explaining in-jokes is rude.
I can't do all the work.  I'm expecting a certain baseline level of awareness/famiarity.  A small percentage of the audience may not have that, but it's not on the comedian to drop everything for them and effectively kill his own joke just so the dummies in the audience can "get it".
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2019, 06:58:23 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 21, 2019, 07:23:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 21, 2019, 06:55:32 AM
I can't do all the work.  I'm expecting a certain baseline level of awareness/famiarity. 
Well, welcome to the Internet.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on August 21, 2019, 01:21:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 20, 2019, 10:08:05 PM
The joke is having weird idle thoughts late at night, like puzzling over a throwaway joke from a movie where a marauding army of barbarians claims that "meat is back on the menu" when it's incredibly unlikely that they would have menus or understand the concept of a menu, especially since that implies literacy.

There.  Now the joke has been vivisected, hopefully imparting some level of understanding.  RIP joke.
Humor must be taken seriously - jokes are no laughing matter!



:-P
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2019, 05:40:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 22, 2019, 10:35:50 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 12:19:37 AM




Lo, his palms laden with water, knees liable to bend, arms weighty
Behold on his tunic, his mother's pastry cake
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on August 23, 2019, 02:52:48 AM
Aramaic not listed in Google Translate ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 09:25:50 AM


Ever notice how, when expounding on the virtues of democracy to other countries, we tend to avoid talking about the electoral college?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on August 23, 2019, 12:07:09 PM
Well, we could have direct election of a dictator.  But only I get to vote ;-)  By all means, think big!

How about abolishing the legislature, letting voters vote directly without representatives, thru the Internet?

Maybe the reason for the EC ... we don't want big states dominating little states ... the alternative would be to break up the big states into many small ones.  There are approximately 3000 counties in the US.  We could make each one of them a separate city-state.  Or alternatively, we could use the metro areas for above ground nuclear testing (sarc).
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on August 23, 2019, 04:17:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 09:25:50 AM


Ever notice how, when expounding on the virtues of democracy to other countries, we tend to avoid talking about the electoral college?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWH9rTprWbQ
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 07:14:45 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 09:00:44 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 09:16:20 PM


Checkmate, atheists.

Also, who could've possibly predicted that it might rain near a rainforest?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on August 23, 2019, 11:06:07 PM
Yes, A Holy American Empire would be a good thing.  A German Holy Roman Empire was less aggressive.  A Balkanized America would stop invading everyone.  That is part of what the EC is based on, the Electors (senior princes) of the Holy Roman Empire.  Anachronistic.  But basically I have little in common with most of my fellow Americans.  I see no reason to share law or taxes with them.

Tyrants always gravitate toward giant centralized polities ... is make their evil easier to implement.  Why China, Russia, US, Canada, Brazil for example, should all be broken up.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on August 23, 2019, 11:24:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 09:16:20 PM


Checkmate, atheists.

Also, who could've possibly predicted that it might rain near a rainforest?

Also implying the Amazon is relatively small, when it is infact larger than the Indian subcontinent.

There was flooding in Tamil Nadu, but don't worry! Near Mumbai, cities have lost up to 90% of their population as people flee the water shortages, so praise god!

Or to put in American terms; "Don't worry about the forest fires in California, it's flooding in Mississippi!"
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2019, 12:14:08 AM
Also, it's great that fires aren't a regular thing, otherwise this might become more than just a one-time thing!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 24, 2019, 02:56:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 23, 2019, 09:00:44 PM


The more social you are, the more you text.
The more you text, the more emojis you use.

The more social you are, the more opportunities to sex present themselves.
Emojis are irrelevant.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on August 24, 2019, 09:21:31 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on August 24, 2019, 02:56:19 AM
The more social you are, the more you text.
The more you text, the more emojis you use.

The more social you are, the more opportunities to sex present themselves.
Emojis are irrelevant.

It does seem sort of obvious that the more social you are, the more sex you will have.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2019, 08:54:16 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on August 25, 2019, 01:08:26 PM
Smile when you say that! ... The Virginian to Trampas.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2019, 12:10:38 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2019, 11:31:36 AM


That's my secret, Cap.  I'm always greedy.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on August 26, 2019, 02:42:14 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2019, 03:25:17 PM


Friendship is magic, and magic is satanic.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on August 26, 2019, 04:32:41 PM
Lego, Hello Kitty, My Little Pony: Satanic

Star Wars: Not Satanic?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2019, 07:58:27 AM
Why I have bad grades in school starter pack:







Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2019, 08:38:07 AM
The sun does move.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mike Cl on August 28, 2019, 09:14:59 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2019, 08:38:07 AM
The sun does move.
Not for republican's
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2019, 09:43:09 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2019, 08:38:07 AM
The sun does move.
Yep.  Around the galactic core.  And if course, the galaxies themselves are in motion.  All of this is relative, as there are no fixed points in space, at least none that I'm aware of.

Pretty heavy for a second grader's quiz, though.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2019, 10:14:00 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2019, 09:43:09 AM

Pretty heavy for a second grader's quiz, though.
It was about then that I learned to give the answer the teacher wanted regardless of what the correct answer was.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on August 28, 2019, 01:24:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2019, 09:43:09 AM
Yep.  Around the galactic core.  And if course, the galaxies themselves are in motion.  All of this is relative, as there are no fixed points in space, at least none that I'm aware of.

Pretty heavy for a second grader's quiz, though.

Don't they measure our motion relative to the CMB?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2019, 03:07:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 28, 2019, 01:24:08 PM
Don't they measure our motion relative to the CMB?
I have no idea.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2019, 11:01:09 PM
The perennial debate:

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on August 28, 2019, 11:03:26 PM
Why not speak ill of the dead? It's not like they care.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2019, 11:30:11 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 28, 2019, 11:03:26 PM
Why not speak ill of the dead? It's not like they care.
It's considered mean to their family (the implication being that people who loved him/her in life were wrong about his/her character), and also unfair since the dead cannot defend themselves.

That being said, I despise how people's complex and often tumultuous lives are whitewashed into something angelic and pure of heart and impossibly noble.  Most people no doubt have their moments of virtue, but that's not the whole story.  Imo, it reaffirms their humanity to share the grey stories as well, not just the lily white ones.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 29, 2019, 01:31:50 AM
You know, Hitler just tried to do what he thought was right. And he did manage to unify a great deal of people's. Not to mention, he killed Hitler.

Don't speak ill of the dead, pfff.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Sal1981 on August 29, 2019, 06:34:11 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2019, 11:30:11 PM
It's considered mean to their family (the implication being that people who loved him/her in life were wrong about his/her character), and also unfair since the dead cannot defend themselves.

That being said, I despise how people's complex and often tumultuous lives are whitewashed into something angelic and pure of heart and impossibly noble.  Most people no doubt have their moments of virtue, but that's not the whole story.  Imo, it reaffirms their humanity to share the grey stories as well, not just the lily white ones.
Soooooo, dead orphans are fair game?

Sent from my Pixel 3 using Tapatalk

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 29, 2019, 08:34:18 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on August 29, 2019, 06:34:11 AMSoooooo, dead orphans are fair game?


Sometimes children can be real assholes, including orphans.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on August 29, 2019, 10:21:00 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 28, 2019, 01:24:08 PM
Don't they measure our motion relative to the CMB?

Yes.  The computer processing has to remove the net motion of the solar system relative to the galactic core and the motion of the Earth about the Sun.  Presumably the residual galactic motion relative to the CMB is smaller still.  At least that is the pictures I have seen.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on August 29, 2019, 01:24:08 PM
So does the CMB count as "absolute" space?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 29, 2019, 09:32:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 30, 2019, 09:04:50 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on August 30, 2019, 09:52:00 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 29, 2019, 01:24:08 PM
So does the CMB count as "absolute" space?

No.  Only an approximation.  Only the original singularity would be, and we can't "see" that in any practical way.  Just 300 M years after it.  But the differential motion in that first period, wouldn't be too big.  The closer to the present, the more differential motion you have to cancel out … closer to present equals closer to Earth.  So basically Earth rotation and orbit are the biggest part.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on August 31, 2019, 03:04:39 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2019, 07:58:27 AM
Why I have bad grades in school starter pack:



I loved those.  The last was especially laughable.  The question was "how is it possible?" and I ran into questions like that too often in school.  Teachers can be completely informed on a subject and also logically blind at the same time.

Now granted, that might just be an internet fake.  But I did experience a few similar things in school.  So I'll accept the concept even if the particular example is false.

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 31, 2019, 08:48:50 PM


Also, doing it again.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on August 31, 2019, 08:51:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 31, 2019, 08:48:50 PM


Talk about an odd couple!
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Post by: Munch on September 01, 2019, 12:08:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2019, 11:30:11 PM
It's considered mean to their family (the implication being that people who loved him/her in life were wrong about his/her character), and also unfair since the dead cannot defend themselves.

That being said, I despise how people's complex and often tumultuous lives are whitewashed into something angelic and pure of heart and impossibly noble.  Most people no doubt have their moments of virtue, but that's not the whole story.  Imo, it reaffirms their humanity to share the grey stories as well, not just the lily white ones.

sounds like my fathers story. In life he was a pretty worthless man, his only credit would have been his own biological son, but he died at 12, so he wasn't even responsible for bringing me or my brother into the world. He did very little to be a good father to us, he worked a 9-5 job, which was probably his only other credit, but didn't do anything with us when home (something even I've done with my nephews after arriving home after a hards days work).

he drank himself to death, did nothing with the family, when we had friends or other family around he locked himself in his room and drank more and more. And he didn't even try to stay in touch with his brothers and sisters, I only met them once as a child, and that was only due to my mother convincing him for the family to visit them.

But upon his death, all his brothers and sisters showed up at his funeral (hadn't even seen him for 15 years before he died) and acted like he had all this virtue or was a great and supporting father and a great brother. It felt like the most hollow and shallow experience I've ever known. They didn't know the him, didn't know the reason why he died, that he was a neglectful father and husband, they just had an idealized image of him.

I'll probably never see his family again because like say, I'm not even related to them.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 01, 2019, 05:12:32 PM
Not that different from my adopted father. Just another loser who did what he wanted and to hell with his "family."
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 01, 2019, 05:53:46 PM
I never had a conversation with the y-donor, ever.
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Post by: Baruch on September 01, 2019, 06:55:44 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on August 31, 2019, 08:51:42 PM
Talk about an odd couple!

Mongols - largest land empire ever.

Spanish - largest multi-land empire ever.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 01, 2019, 06:58:45 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 01, 2019, 05:12:32 PM
Not that different from my adopted father. Just another loser who did what he wanted and to hell with his "family."

Explains a lot.  This is why we need good fathers.  We don't need bad mothers either.  We need good ones.  Too bad the Left is in a vengeance plot, want to destroy marriage and parenting.  Hitler had parent problems too.  Go have a cry with him.

i'm adopted.  Natural parents did the right thing.  Had good enough adoptive parents in spite of their many problems.  Marriage and parenting isn't for losers.
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Post by: Munch on September 01, 2019, 07:49:17 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 01, 2019, 06:58:45 PM
Explains a lot.  This is why we need good fathers.  We don't need bad mothers either.  We need good ones.  Too bad the Left is in a vengeance plot, want to destroy marriage and parenting.  Hitler had parent problems too.  Go have a cry with him.

i'm adopted.  Natural parents did the right thing.  Had good enough adoptive parents in spite of their many problems.  Marriage and parenting isn't for losers.

if my mother told me on her deathbed I was adopted, while it be a shock on a biological level, it wouldn't matter, because she raised me and my brother with love and attention, gave us both the best in life to carry on, and a lot of positivity thats carried on into the next generation on my brother side.

doesn't matter if there biological or adoptive, families family.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2019, 10:23:14 PM


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999...

Fun fact: I got into an argument about this back in the day.  I tried to visualize it for him as a pie, cut into three pieces, each representing 33.333333333% of the pie.  Multiply the slices by three and you do indeed get the whole pie, it's just written down in a counter-intuitive way.

His reply?  He insulted my intelligence and maintained the opposite to the bitter end, initially winning over about half the posters but later dwindling to a few holdouts over the course of a few weeks.  Tears were never so juicy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2019, 04:04:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2019, 04:13:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2019, 09:19:36 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 01:37:36 AM
Quote from: Baruch on September 01, 2019, 06:58:45 PM
Explains a lot.  This is why we need good fathers.  We don't need bad mothers either.  We need good ones.  Too bad the Left is in a vengeance plot, want to destroy marriage and parenting.  Hitler had parent problems too.  Go have a cry with him.

i'm adopted.  Natural parents did the right thing.  Had good enough adoptive parents in spite of their many problems.  Marriage and parenting isn't for losers.

Your idea that "The Left" wants to destroy marriage is just plain wrong.  Give evidence for that nonsense.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 01:49:14 AM
Quote from: Munch on September 01, 2019, 07:49:17 PM
if my mother told me on her deathbed I was adopted, while it be a shock on a biological level, it wouldn't matter, because she raised me and my brother with love and attention, gave us both the best in life to carry on, and a lot of positivity thats carried on into the next generation on my brother side.

doesn't matter if there biological or adoptive, families family.

When Ripley saved Newt in 'Aliens' and fought hard to save her and eventually did, Newt called Ripley "Mommy".  That was not a casual statement.  Ripley fulfilled all the demands of parenthood.  She risked her life to retrieve Newt from the Alien, fought hard to get them to safety, and beat it away. 

I understand that a lot of Daddyhood and Mommyhood is biological, but sometimes it is who keeps you safe and cares for you.
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Post by: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 02:07:55 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 01:37:36 AM
Your idea that "The Left" wants to destroy marriage is just plain wrong.  Give evidence for that nonsense.

Spectrum of Sociopathy:
LEFT - destroy self, self-group
RIGHT - destroy other, other-group

So yes, by definition, the LEFT (not your liberals) are self destructive.  They kill their families, friends, employers, governments ... themselves.  The RIGHT (not your conservatives) is just like that, they kill other families, other friends, other employers, other governments ... others.

So you will argue, there are no LEFT or RIGHT.  And you would be right.  There are just a great many rotten human beings.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 05:37:20 AM
Quote from: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 02:07:55 AM
Spectrum of Sociopathy:
LEFT - destroy self, self-group
RIGHT - destroy other, other-group

So yes, by definition, the LEFT (not your liberals) are self destructive.  They kill their families, friends, employers, governments ... themselves.  The RIGHT (not your conservatives) is just like that, they kill other families, other friends, other employers, other governments ... others.

So you will argue, there are no LEFT or RIGHT.  And you would be right.  There are just a great many rotten human beings.

OK  I give up.  You are "just plain nuts".
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Post by: aitm on September 03, 2019, 10:12:55 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 31, 2019, 08:48:50 PM


Also, doing it again.
Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 05:37:20 AM
OK  I give up.  You are "just plain nuts".

Its taken you 5 years to get to that.  :)
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Post by: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 10:14:42 AM
Quote from: aitm on September 03, 2019, 10:12:55 AM
Its taken you 5 years to get to that.  :)

Have I been here 5 years?
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Post by: aitm on September 03, 2019, 10:22:00 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 10:14:42 AM
Have I been here 5 years?

No, just seems like it.......  hehehehe
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2019, 11:26:16 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 05:37:20 AM
OK  I give up.  You are "just plain nuts".
And yet you keep replying to it.
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Post by: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 01:29:26 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 05:37:20 AM
OK  I give up.  You are "just plain nuts".

No.  I am free to define jargon as I see fit.  Full semantic warfare.  And honestly show my definitions.  Do you?

I deliberately choose to see things differently than MSM or politicians.  I at least have half a chance of being right, if I do that.

And Stalin was a wonderful parent.  Very similar though to Czar Ivan the Terrible, and Czar Peter the Great.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 03, 2019, 01:38:54 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 01:29:26 PM
No.  I am free to define jargon as I see fit.  Full semantic warfare.  And honestly show my definitions.  Do you?

I deliberately choose to see things differently than MSM or politicians.  I at least have half a chance of being right, if I do that.

And Stalin was a wonderful parent.  Very similar though to Czar Ivan the Terrible, and Czar Peter the Great.

If we're as free to define jargon as you seem fit, who are you say you ain't plain nuts? Who knows what 'just plain nuts' means in such a case? :)
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 03, 2019, 01:44:25 PM
Baruch isn't nuts. Just look at this picture of him.



See? He's legumes.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 01:58:05 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2019, 11:26:16 AM
And yet you keep replying to it.

Notice any since my post about that?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2019, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 01:58:05 PM
Notice any since my post about that?
Keep it up and the forum will be a better place.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 03, 2019, 02:09:55 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 05:37:20 AM
OK  I give up.  You are "just plain nuts".

I think he plagiarizes his posts, translating them directly from Vogon poetry. Or maybe he translates them to Klingon first, before translating them again into English...
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Post by: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 02:15:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2019, 02:02:00 PM
Keep it up and the forum will be a better place.

More boring.  Is that you, Herman Goering? (sarc broken rhyme).
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Post by: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 02:16:15 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 03, 2019, 01:38:54 PM
If we're as free to define jargon as you seem fit, who are you say you ain't plain nuts? Who knows what 'just plain nuts' means in such a case? :)

You can.  There are no semantic agreements in place.  But lack of imagination beyond dictionary ...

So if no-deal happens, I hope you have alternative arrangements to deal with the burn-down of the EU (which depends on extorting Greece, UK etc).
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Post by: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 02:19:19 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 01:58:05 PM
Notice any since my post about that?

Silly king ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2019, 02:31:28 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 03, 2019, 02:09:55 PM
I think he plagiarizes his posts, translating them directly from Vogon poetry. Or maybe he translates them to Klingon first, before translating them again into English...
Whatever, valueless posts waste everybody's time. Doing nothing but valueless posts wastes too much time. He wastes none of mine.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 02:45:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2019, 02:31:28 PM
Whatever, valueless posts waste everybody's time. Doing nothing but valueless posts wastes too much time. He wastes none of mine.

See.  You are not mesmerized.  Cavebear can't help himself ...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 03, 2019, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 02:16:15 PM
You can.  There are no semantic agreements in place.  But lack of imagination beyond dictionary ...

So if no-deal happens, I hope you have alternative arrangements to deal with the burn-down of the EU (which depends on extorting Greece, UK etc).

Don't be so oy Vey, demigod.
Guess we might have to inverse Marshall plan the légume fields. But hey, nuts don't fall for Labour nor conservatives, am I right? Hah, fake news frome woke incel , all of it. But hey The feminazi have Trumps back in that case, or rather his pussy,. Of course, unless he builds the wall between north and south Korea instead. The Scots will have to pay that though, not the Mexican terrorists. Consider it their price for putting a stop to the backstop, permanently, one way or another!
Freedom, as both William wallace and Nemo invissioned. 7 fathoms below, and even deeper underneath wall street or Hollywood.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 02:52:25 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2019, 02:02:00 PM
Keep it up and the forum will be a better place.

Yes, sorry!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 09:41:14 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 03, 2019, 02:46:23 PM
Don't be so oy Vey, demigod.
Guess we might have to inverse Marshall plan the légume fields. But hey, nuts don't fall for Labour nor conservatives, am I right? Hah, fake news frome woke incel , all of it. But hey The feminazi have Trumps back in that case, or rather his pussy,. Of course, unless he builds the wall between north and south Korea instead. The Scots will have to pay that though, not the Mexican terrorists. Consider it their price for putting a stop to the backstop, permanently, one way or another!
Freedom, as both William wallace and Nemo invissioned. 7 fathoms below, and even deeper underneath wall street or Hollywood.

Not mocking.  But being Belgian, seems a very strange position to be in.  Are Netherlanders similar, but they know their job is to do drugs and whores?

So ... Boris can't call for an early election, without 2/3 support.  Is it the intent of Corbyn to allow an early election, or just 2 months of demonstrating that Parliament needs defenestrating (similar to last Spring)?  Paralysis might be best ... as clock ticks down to 10/31.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 03, 2019, 09:42:17 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 03, 2019, 02:52:25 PM
Yes, sorry!

No.  You are my hypnosis bitch.  Get your gimp suit back on, now!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2019, 10:39:31 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2019, 11:40:38 PM
Florida the past few days:

https://i.imgur.com/ypmseOk.mp4
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on September 04, 2019, 02:23:19 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2019, 10:14:01 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 04, 2019, 11:44:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2019, 11:38:44 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on September 05, 2019, 01:16:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 04, 2019, 10:14:01 PM



Now that's a nerd joke!  LOL
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 05, 2019, 02:05:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 05, 2019, 11:38:44 AM


LOL, Roman Empire and modern Italy? How? Geographically? There are 1500 years of invasions between them. I am sure Italians even 'proved' that they haven't changed -I haven't checked- but then they are Italians, lol. I have prejudice against Italian historical studies in any field. Esp. comes to their national and cultural heritage.   




Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 05, 2019, 02:37:49 PM
Il Duce wanted to restore the Imperial Roman empire. He acknowledged that it wasn't current.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 05, 2019, 03:11:31 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 05, 2019, 02:37:49 PM
Il Duce wanted to restore the Imperial Roman empire. He acknowledged that it wasn't current.

Both were over-rated.  Italy would have done better to not suck-up to Germany.  Most of the Italian army was lost on the Russian Front.  Rome was built by attacking weaker opponents one at a time (Carthage was the exception).  Similarly Mussolini attacked Ethiopia.  Grabbing a small bit of Vichy France wasn't worth it, given it clearly put Italy beyond the Axis passives and fully into the Axis actives.  Hitler should have let Mussolini flounder in the Balkans.  Then maybe Germany would have had the timing and manpower to take Leningrad and Moscow.  Similarly Germany could get to the Baku oil field sooner, rather than waste effort trying to take Egypt.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2019, 04:21:18 AM
A lot of generals and soveriegns came after the Roman Empire wanted to be known as the one who 'restored' the glory of the Roman Empire to their own land. Well at least with the reputation of something similar. History is full of paid court writers' histories, myths of how their city is the 'New Rome' or the 2nd, 3rd or fourth...fifth Rome. Between us, even the Ottoman sultan who conquered Constantinopolis wanted to make it a second Rome and the to continue the Empire. (Which it was kind of the real, tiny second Rome before he took it, anyway. But of course with a completely different culture.)

They also had tons of New, second, 3rd... Jerusalems and Athens and Troys...As you would guess they also had a lots of 'New' Hannibals, Alexanders, Constantins, Charlemagnes... comes with the package. They even named, depicted any famous politicans or generals in trees as triumvirates.

The most famous, extreme of them is the Louis the 14th who declared himself a god. The French! Oh the French.

This nonsense has gone for sometime, but of course people started to react react to it and that's where 'the secret history' tradition starts. The Secret history of what is going on some king's court, Jesuits, Vatican...everything. Some educated clever men, started to write secret histories of soverigns, popes, cardinals, events, wars, civil wars, explaining to people how actually all the things that happenning around have nothing to do with what is told but only about personal ambitious of these men and women. And the good intended ones were right of course, but some were killed or thrown in prison. So what did they do? They started to write anonymous or by replacing real people in old myths and ancient histories of past events. Making a history of the present via the past. Well, they made up tons of stuff to. How do you sort out the liars? Ancient history can also be used to criticise as used for praise, not that they had a concept of criticism as we have it, but they eventually came closer as a result of this chaos.

At one point it got out of hand. Private lives of monarchs, popes and cardinals, what is going on in courts became a beloved title. (Romance novels were born.) Because they realised, you can do whatever you want with a made of 'secret history' of something. They used it to spread anything they want. Propaganda. From reasons of Thirty Years' Wars to what Marie Antoinette said a lot of things get made up. BAM! French Revolutions.

(The secret history writing of today, comes from this tradition. Even the papparazzi and wiki leaks. The secret history of football, the secret history of rock music, the secret history of cia or the secret histyory of my ass.)

Well, it comes to a point that every kind of history is under suspicion. There is a mass paranoia. It's a mess. The rational questions in early stages like 'how would we look at the Gallic Wars if we had Vercingetorix's journal instead of Caesar's?' turn into 'how can be even sure that two men called Caesar and Pompey lived, let alone know that they battled?!'

Well, there are some men who are clever and a lot of men think they are clever and a very few men who are really smart. Uncle Descartes and his followers from the last group tries to explain with systematic scepticism why this this particular kind of history is bullshit and thankfully undermined the hümanist narrative of western history in the process. Bayle. A few men made sense. Voltaire is late to the show as usual. I don't like him anyway.

For around 200 years, history is seen nothing but as a string of erotic romance novels, plots, intrigues, propaganda... The French pioneered mess saved by the French, history is lost in the crisis. But we got something very important. For the first time in history, through this mess, people have learned to look at things; the publics figures, events in a different way, from a distance. And something remotely resembles to criticism is born.   

Then a German man named Ranke comes and screams 'stooop' his both hands up in 19th century and talk about how source based history is the way to go. He is also known as the patron saint of archive eaters, faaaader of the modern history. Myeh. If the history is thought to be made of diplomatics, politics and wars and winners of those. Of course he changed everything, and gave history its honour back, but leaves a lot to desire.

There is also another German man with a huge influence who shall not be named, just to annoy Baruch. :)

Then the French can't help but stir the pot, thank fuck. Annales School is born. Lucien Febvre, most importantly March Bloch...etc. A group of smart men oddly talking about a history beyond politics and diplomatics, invasion and wars; a history including sociology, economcial development, culture in a long term and came up with a strange idea that if we want to know what happened in the past may be we should stop reading it from 'top to bottom' and start to go from 'bottom to top'. Again, just to annoy, Baruch and the like.

The French and the German! Finally in the 20th century, coming a long way from bedroom gossips of kings and popes, whose is bigger, they invent something called critical theory again just to annoy Baruch and the likeminded. And what's worse this loose group had a few Frenchmen -Michel Foucault, Jacques Derrida, Fronçoise Lyotard... - who this time undermined the narrative of contemporary history, pissed off everyone thank fuck and caused another crisis in the field, pretty much like the previous one also very different, which we live in it today.

So over rated or not, talking-writing about the Roman Empire... is a messy, looong business with serious consequences.

   
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2019, 09:01:25 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2019, 09:18:23 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Sal1981 on September 06, 2019, 01:37:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 06, 2019, 09:01:25 AM

The old Norse language was like that (at least the Faroese version). Sixty is called three times twenty (tríssindstjúgu), and fifty is called half of five times twenty (hálvsindstjúgu). The odd numbers 50, 70 and 90 are called that, half-5 times 20, half-7 times 20 and half-9 times 20. While the even numbers 60 and 80 are 3 times 20 and 4 times 20. Don't ask my why the numbers from 50 to 90 are called that, since, 20 and 40 are just called twenty (tjúgu) and forty (fjóriti), and 30 is just called thirty (tríati).

We have the same -teen suffix for 13 to 19 and same unique names for 1 to 12. Trettan, fjúrtan, fimtan, sekstan, sjeytan, átjtan, níggjtan.

Unlike English, we say the leading number from twenty before twenty, so instead of saying twenty-one, for instance, we say one-twenty (ein-og-tjúggu) for some reason.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 06, 2019, 01:58:24 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on September 06, 2019, 01:37:54 PM
Unlike English, we say the leading number from twenty before twenty, so instead of saying twenty-one, for instance, we say one-twenty (ein-og-tjúggu) for some reason.
Never heard the song, ♫Four and Twenty Blackbirds Baking In A Pie♫?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 06, 2019, 04:55:32 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2019, 04:21:18 AM
A lot of generals and soveriegns came after the Roman Empire wanted to be known as the one who 'restored' the glory of the Roman Empire to their own land. Well at least with the reputation of something similar. History is full of paid court writers' histories, myths of how their city is the 'New Rome' or the 2nd, 3rd or fourth...fifth Rome. Between us, even the Ottoman sultan who conquered Constantinopolis wanted to make it a second Rome and the to continue the Empire. (Which it was kind of the real, tiny second Rome before he took it, anyway. But of course with a completely different culture.)

They also had tons of New, second, 3rd... Jerusalems and Athens and Troys...As you would guess they also had a lots of 'New' Hannibals, Alexanders, Constantins, Charlemagnes... comes with the package. They even named, depicted any famous politicans or generals in trees as triumvirates.

The most famous, extreme of them is the Louis the 14th who declared himself a god. The French! Oh the French.

This nonsense has gone for sometime, but of course people started to their times and react to it and that's where 'the secret history' tradition starts. The Secret history of what is going on some king's court, Jesuits, Vatican...everything. Some educated clever men, started to write secret histories of soverigns, popes, cardinals, events, wars, civil wars, explaining to people how actually all the things that happenning around have nothing to do with what is told but only about personal ambitious of these men and women. And the good intended ones were right of course, but some were killed or thrown in prison. So what did they do? They started to write anonymous or by replacing real people in old myths and ancient histories of past events. Making a history of the present via the past. Well, they made up tons of stuff to. How do you sort out the liars? Ancient history can also be used to criticise as used for praise, not that they had a concept of criticism as we have it, but they eventually came closer as a result of this chaos.

At one point it got out of hand. Private lives of monarchs, popes and cardinals, what is going on in courts became a beloved title. (Romance novels were born.) Because they realised, you can do whatever you want with a made of 'secret history' of something. They used it to spread anything they want. Propaganda. From reasons of Thirty Years' Wars to what Marie Antoinette said a lot of things get made up. BAM! French Revolutions.

(The secret history writing of today, comes from this tradition. Even the papparazzi and wiki leaks. The secret history of football, the secret history of rock music, the secret history of cia or the secret histyory of my ass.)

Well, it comes to a point that every kind of history is under suspicion. There is a mass paranoia. It's a mess. The rational questions in early stages like 'how would we look at the Gallic Wars if we had Vercingetorix's journal instead of Caesar's?' turn into 'how can be even sure that two men called Caesar and Pompey lived, let alone know that they battled?!'

Well, there are some men who are clever and a lot of men think they are clever and a very few men who are really smart. Uncle Descartes and his followers from the last group tries to explain with systematic scepticism why this this particular kind of history is bullshit and thankfully undermined the hümanist narrative of western history in the process. Bayle. A few men made sense. Voltaire is late to the show as usual. I don't like him anyway.

For around 200 years, history is seen nothing but as a string of erotic romance novels, plots, intrigues, propaganda... The French pioneered mess saved by the French, history is lost in the crisis. But we got something very important. For the first time in history, through this mess, people have learned to look at things; the publics figures, events in a different way, from a distance. And something remotely resembles to criticism is born.   

Then a German man named Ranke comes and screams 'stooop' his both hands up in 19th century and talk about how source based history is the way to go. He is also known as the patron saint of archive eaters, faaaader of the modern history. Myeh. If the history is thought made of diplomatics, politics and wars and winners of those. Of course he changed everything, and gave history its honour back, but leaves a lot to desire.

There is also another German man with a huge influence who shall not be named, just to annoy Baruch. :)

Then the French can't help but stir the pot, thank fuck. Annales School is born. Lucien Febvre, most importantly March Bloch...etc. A group of smart men oddly talking about a history beyond politics and diplomatics, invasion and wars; a history including sociology, economcial development, culture in a long term and came up with a strange idea that if we want to know what happened in the past may be we should stop reading it from 'top to bottom' and start to go from 'bottom to top'. Again, just to annoy, Baruch and the like.

The French and the German! Finally in the 20th century, coming a long way from bedroom gossips of kings and popes, whose is bigger, they invent something called critical theory again just to annoy Baruch and the likeminded. And what's worse this loose group had a few Frenchmen -Michel Foucault, Jacques Derrida, Fronçoise Lyotard... - who this time undermined the narrative of contemporary history, pissed off everyone thank fuck and caused another crisis in the field, pretty much like the previous one also very different, which we live in it today.

So over rated or not, talking-writing about the Roman Empire... is a messy, looong business with serious consequences.



You are talking narrative for one corner of Europe.  And controlling that narrative is very important, as any Nazi or Commie could tell you.  Germans make the best philosophers, because ... Nietzsche was clinically insane.  The exception who proves the rule.

I will give Charles Martel and Emperor Charlemagne some credit, they knew how to deal with Muslim immigrants.  But King Charles VI of France, thought he was made of glass.  He wasn't wrong, the French often have a glass jaw.

PS - I don't mind Critical Theory, as long as I get to criticize back!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 06, 2019, 11:02:15 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2019, 04:21:18 AM

So over rated or not, talking-writing about the Roman Empire... is a messy, looong business with serious consequences.


I am jaw-dropped...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 12:07:07 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 06, 2019, 11:02:15 PM
I am jaw-dropped...

Actually one of her more coherent posts.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 07, 2019, 12:26:57 AM
Quote from: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 12:07:07 AM
Actually one of here more coherent posts.

Did you mean his or did you mean hers?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 01:02:25 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 07, 2019, 12:26:57 AM
Did you mean his or did you mean hers?

Drunkenshoe is a woman.  Godzilla is a man.  And not one of these crazy new pronouns.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 07, 2019, 01:16:49 AM
Quote from: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 01:02:25 AM
Drunkenshoe is a woman.  Godzilla is a man.  And not one of these crazy new pronouns.

Well it is tricky sometimes to tell.  I guessed about Drunkenshoe and know about Gawdzilla Sama.  But, does it matter?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 02:33:39 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 07, 2019, 01:16:49 AM
Well it is tricky sometimes to tell.  I guessed about Drunkenshoe and know about Gawdzilla Sama.  But, does it matter?

You are the one who brought it up.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 07, 2019, 03:42:40 AM
Quote from: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 02:33:39 AM
You are the one who brought it up.

Actually I only raised it because you said "here" and I wasn't sure whether you meant "her" so I asked. 
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2019, 04:19:05 AM
Quote from: Baruch on September 06, 2019, 04:55:32 PM
You are talking narrative for one corner of Europe.

No. It's a primitve sketch of one fraction of a main aspect of history making and that narrative -which looks as changed dramatically- is the narrative of history of Western Civilisation. 

QuoteAnd controlling that narrative is very important, as any Nazi or Commie could tell you.

A tribe chief from Iron age could tell you the same. A shaman priest could too. The thing is, this crisis today actually tells us ideologies, certain concepts have no meanings any more. Because they are structures. They only mean something in the eras they were invented and created. 

QuoteGermans make the best philosophers, because ... Nietzsche was clinically insane.  The exception who proves the rule.

Oh ffs, leave him alone. He had brain cancer. His father has died young from something similar. His 'insanity' is just an illness.

We are talking about problems of history making. Philosophy is not something you can throw in to use as a stick. 


QuotePS - I don't mind Critical Theory, as long as I get to criticize back!

Pffft. :*.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2019, 04:22:19 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 06, 2019, 11:02:15 PM
I am jaw-dropped...

It's a bad, rough, primitive sketch written with bad English. But in a nuthsell yeah, I think it is the path. Tried to correct the sentences I saw. It's a huge scope. Impossible to know it all, let alone write it down,lol.

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2019, 07:05:43 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on September 06, 2019, 01:37:54 PMfifty is called half of five times twenty (hálvsindstjúgu).
WTF.  That's not a number, that's an equation!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Cavebear on September 07, 2019, 07:22:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 07, 2019, 07:05:43 AM
WTF.  That's not a number, that's an equation!

Yeah, I don't see the sense (yet).  17+14 =31, so what?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 07, 2019, 08:12:07 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 07, 2019, 07:22:21 AM
Yeah, I don't see the sense (yet).  17+14 =31, so what?
Organic numbering systems can be ... weird. We're used to Arabic numbers, but the Romans got along fine-ish with their system. However, if you ever try to multiply two four digit numbers in Roman numerals you'll be in tears very early on.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 09:40:17 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2019, 04:19:05 AM


No. It's a primitve sketch of one fraction of a main aspect of history making and that narrative -which looks as changed dramatically- is the narrative of history of Western Civilisation. 
 

A tribe chief from Iron age could tell you the same. A shaman priest could too. The thing is, this crisis today actually tells us ideologies, certain concepts have no meanings any more. Because they are structures. They only mean something in the eras they were invented and created. 

Oh ffs, leave him alone. He had brain cancer. His father has died young from something similar. His 'insanity' is just an illness.

We are talking about problems of history making. Philosophy is not something you can throw in to use as a stick. 


Pffft. :*.

Ottomans: Western Civilization?  Just kill it!  History is written by the winners.  The Ottomans were successful for long while.  Putting a philosophical spin on history (See Spengler) is just making bad propaganda.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2019, 12:02:25 PM
That's the thing you don't get. Nobody can't put a philosophical spin on history. For someone who supposedly hates partizanship history you are drowning in it.

Ottomans have never been successful. Invading around is not success. Haven't you learned yet what happens to empires? You are watching the one you live in going down. Trump will win the second term. 
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 01:32:32 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2019, 12:02:25 PM
That's the thing you don't get. Nobody can't put a philosophical spin on history. For someone who supposedly hates partizanship history you are drowning in it.

Ottomans have never been successful. Invading around is not success. Haven't you learned yet what happens to empires? You are watching the one you live in going down. Trump will win the second term.

Mostly rhetoric on my part.  I don't control the fate of mankind, yet ;-)  Are you a self hating Ottoman?  History is like the game Risk.  They were successful 1200-1900, with a couple reverses.  Not a bad record.  So eventually empires fall?  Aww ... so do republics and anarchies.  When Ottomans believed in themselves, they were Alpha-males ... I could at least respect them.  The harem thing, the kill all your brothers thing  ... not so much.  Ottomans should resume invading SE Europe, including Cyprus and Greece.  Kill some Russians and other Slavs.  Kill some Iranians while you are at it.  Take Iraq and Saudi Arabia.  Leave N Africa alone, nothing worthwhile there.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on September 07, 2019, 01:39:12 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 01:32:32 PM
Mostly rhetoric on my part.

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

"Rhetoric" does not mean "pure bullshit."
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 01:41:34 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 07, 2019, 01:39:12 PM
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

"Rhetoric" does not mean "pure bullshit."

Political discourse = pure bullshit
D party discourse is political discourse ...

Therefore D party discourse is pure bullshit.

Yes, I have a perfectly logical and concise definition.  Stick that up your Funk & Wagnals.

Rhetoric - not my real position, just shadow boxing with the Shadows (Babylon Five).
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2019, 02:52:17 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 01:32:32 PM
Mostly rhetoric on my part.  I don't control the fate of mankind, yet ;-)  Are you a self hating Ottoman?  History is like the game Risk.  They were successful 1200-1900, with a couple reverses.  Not a bad record.  So eventually empires fall?  Aww ... so do republics and anarchies.  When Ottomans believed in themselves, they were Alpha-males ... I could at least respect them.  The harem thing, the kill all your brothers thing  ... not so much.  Ottomans should resume invading SE Europe, including Cyprus and Greece.  Kill some Russians and other Slavs.  Kill some Iranians while you are at it.  Take Iraq and Saudi Arabia.  Leave N Africa alone, nothing worthwhile there.

Self hating? I am not Ottoman. I was born in Turkey in 1976, which was founded by Turkish people who ended the Ottoman Empire and the Caliphate. Isn't that a better alfa move?

Why don't you like 'kill all your brothers' thing? It's about not letting the Empire get divided and fall into chaos...and perish? Alfa?

Why do you keep typing 'kill that and kill this'?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on September 07, 2019, 04:29:58 PM
This page is lacking the funny and pictures.

Let's do something about that.

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 06:54:43 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2019, 02:52:17 PM
Self hating? I am not Ottoman. I was born in Turkey in 1976, which was founded by Turkish people who ended the Ottoman Empire and the Caliphate. Isn't that a better alfa move?

Why don't you like 'kill all your brothers' thing? It's about not letting the Empire get divided and fall into chaos...and perish? Alfa?

Why do you keep typing 'kill that and kill this'?

Yes.  Jefferson Davis did nothing wrong - because I am American.  The Sublime Port did nothing wrong - because you are whatever.  Women hate men.  Alpha males need to conquer them the old fashioned way.  BTW - I am not an alpha male.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2019, 09:47:06 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2019, 11:04:47 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2019, 04:36:16 AM
Quote from: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 06:54:43 PM
Yes.  Jefferson Davis did nothing wrong - because I am American.  The Sublime Port did nothing wrong - because you are whatever.  Women hate men.  Alpha males need to conquer them the old fashioned way.  BTW - I am not an alpha male.

Oh ffs, alfa male, alfa male...yap yap...what alfa male in 21st century?! Alfa male is an extremely dangerous, sexually violent, physically superior, biggest male of its species. It kills other males, females, offspring...anything to dominate. Highly territorial. Thank fuck, there are very few of them.   

For a moment let's imagine a world like in your fantasy. If majority of men tried and succeed acting like alfa males now, in the original sense of the word, we wouldn't have a society and social life as we know it, everything would collapse. There wouldn't be women and children on streets. They would kill other males and each other and the rest would get systematically killed by armed forces because of the general threats they pose.

So there are no old fashioned way of 'conquering' anything. We arrived to this point because, it doesn't work. 

What people keep calling 'alfa male' today is actually a fantasy of a man who can fuck tons of women without any responsibility. It's what we call a player, a dog in the modern world. He is NOT an 'alfa male'. He doesn't need to be an 'alfa male' to do that in modern society. Not to mention there are women who live their lives in the same style in the modern society, so odds are even better for them.

There is only one possible type of 'alfa male' who has a chance in modern society and he is the most intelligent, talented male. He doesn't need to be big or physically powerful, sexually agressive either. Why would he need to 'conquer' women in old fashioned way? Women will choose him anyway. Actually, he will be the first choice today. But that is not the 'alfa male' anyway.     

Women don't hate men, they feel whatever men feel for them. It's the gender roles in society that shapes the different expressions of both. If you have to deal with a bigger and more powerful animal than yourself, you use other means to deal with it according to the time and circumstances available. That's what women have always done.   

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Post by: Baruch on September 08, 2019, 06:23:42 AM
It is harridans like you, since Pharaoh Hatshepsut ... who have destroyed civilization.  Without a few alpha males (Pharaoh Thutmose III who followed Pharaoh Hatshepsut) and alpha females (who are trophy wives for alpha males), we would be cattle, not just voters.  The betas are the herbivores.

Feminist females are even more delusional than feminist males (gender traitors).  On the other hand, I don't care if humanity survives.  It looks like it would be better if we don't.  In which case your fancy policies are moot.

There are three kinds of women today:
1. Hates all men
2. Hates all women
3. Hates both

This is why, for decades now, discriminating men seek mates outside of the US/UK etc ... say Russian women.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 08, 2019, 07:56:52 AM
You guys keep feeding him.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 08, 2019, 05:23:53 PM
I never knew vomit could be typeset...
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Post by: Baruch on September 08, 2019, 06:32:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 08, 2019, 07:56:52 AM
You guys keep feeding him.

I drink down your liberal tears like holy nectar ;-))
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Post by: Baruch on September 08, 2019, 06:33:14 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 08, 2019, 05:23:53 PM
I never knew vomit could be typeset...

Really?  Usually that would lead to lead poisoning (type has lead in it).
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Post by: aitm on September 08, 2019, 07:36:01 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 07, 2019, 04:29:58 PM
This page is lacking the funny and pictures.

Let's do something about that.


Finally something  obvious
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2019, 08:09:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2019, 10:51:09 PM


lunacy
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 09, 2019, 01:19:48 PM
I guess the Space Force needs a few good men (and women?)!
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Post by: Baruch on September 09, 2019, 02:56:00 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 09, 2019, 01:19:48 PM
I guess the Space Force needs a few good men (and women?)!

A few good aliens, eh Mork?  Nannu, nannu.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2019, 05:50:54 PM


Imma just piss myself.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 10, 2019, 06:08:42 PM
Not ambiguous, is it?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2019, 08:38:29 PM


Dragon.  Includes flight, formidable strength, firebreathing, and spellcasting.  It's the total package.
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Post by: Munch on September 10, 2019, 10:28:44 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 10, 2019, 08:38:29 PM


Dragon.  Includes flight, formidable strength, firebreathing, and spellcasting.  It's the total package.

Strength - could lift anything, but could also break anything easily and hurt people you try to interact with.
Poison breath - get against enemies, but your sex and social lift is over with.
talk to plants - might be able to control them, but most likely you'd never be able to silence them, always in your head driving you insane.
courage - might overcome fear easily, might also walk out into a road of on coming cars without a care.
always relax - no more stress, but not able to work effectively either, making you a poor bum on the streets.
become a dragon - all the perks, and become the target of military intervention, blown up by a missile.
instant death - just stronger version of poison breath, you end up accidentally killing innocent people because you think their guilty at first, till proven wrong.
flight - your an open target to firearms and drones.
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Post by: Shiranu on September 10, 2019, 11:07:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 10, 2019, 08:38:29 PM


Dragon.  Includes flight, formidable strength, firebreathing, and spellcasting.  It's the total package.

And depending on which lore, you can also transform into an overpowered human.

I don't get the point of posts like these, when there is clearly one power that is infinitely better than any other choice.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 11, 2019, 01:22:36 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 10, 2019, 11:07:06 PM
And depending on which lore, you can also transform into an overpowered human.

I don't get the point of posts like these, when there is clearly one power that is infinitely better than any other choice.

But what if you can't turn back into a human?

Also, I already can talk to plants. They just don't talk back.
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Post by: Shiranu on September 11, 2019, 02:03:39 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 11, 2019, 01:22:36 AM
But what if you can't turn back into a human?

Also, I already can talk to plants. They just don't talk back.

I mean, you are still a dragon, which is pretty dope.

Except I guess the entire world is going to be hunting for you, which is less dope.
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Post by: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 02:18:44 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 11, 2019, 01:22:36 AM
But what if you can't turn back into a human?

Also, I already can talk to plants. They just don't talk back.

Mr Brown Thumb here!

I would want to be the dragon too.  Who wants to be human?

In Hebrew, Serpent = Dragon, but in Gemaria Dragon = Messiah.  Jesus is the Great Naga, an honored manifestation in India.  Genesis is a teaching story, that almost all get the wrong lesson from.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 11, 2019, 03:23:59 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 11, 2019, 02:03:39 AM
I mean, you are still a dragon, which is pretty dope.

Except I guess the entire world is going to be hunting for you, which is less dope.

True dragons can speak, so it wouldn't be that difficult to communicate that you mean no harm. Plus, you'd likely be protected as an endangered species. In the event some trophy hunter decides to attempt to kill you anyway, your hide would be really hard. It's basically natural armor. Other benefits include a ridiculously long lifespan (in D&D, they live for several thousands of years), and you never feel the effects of age, even in your final year of life. You will feel the urge to hoard gold (or other treasures, depending on your color), but since you'd basically be a celebrity, it'd be pretty easy to earn it.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 06:33:18 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 07, 2019, 08:12:07 AM
Organic numbering systems can be ... weird. We're used to Arabic numbers, but the Romans got along fine-ish with their system. However, if you ever try to multiply two four digit numbers in Roman numerals you'll be in tears very early on.

I took Latin for 2 years in High School.  We did math in Roman numerals and it was awful.  We also played Scrabble and it nearly brke our minds.  But it sure wasn't the most boring class.
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Post by: Munch on September 11, 2019, 06:39:14 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 11, 2019, 06:44:10 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 06:33:18 AM
I took Latin for 2 years in High School.  We did math in Roman numerals and it was awful.  We also played Scrabble and it nearly brke our minds.  But it sure wasn't the most boring class.
I used to make fun of the kids in Latin school in high school.
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Post by: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 06:49:03 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 06:33:18 AM
I took Latin for 2 years in High School.  We did math in Roman numerals and it was awful.  We also played Scrabble and it nearly brke our minds.  But it sure wasn't the most boring class.

We had the last Latin teacher in the school district, but I took Mythology from her.  Russian fulfilled my language section.  Played Russian Scrabble.

Сколько леÑ, пещерному медведю?
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 10:20:44 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 11, 2019, 06:44:10 AM
I used to make fun of the kids in Latin school in high school.

We used to joke that our old Latin teacher learned it as her native tongue.  But I learned some things about English that I never learned in English class.  When I went to College, I took Latin, but THAT teacher taught it as a living language and I couldn't make any sense of it by just hearing it.  I was a translator, not a speaker.
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Post by: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 11:42:41 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 10:20:44 AM
We used to joke that our old Latin teacher learned it as her native tongue.  But I learned some things about English that I never learned in English class.  When I went to College, I took Latin, but THAT teacher taught it as a living language and I couldn't make any sense of it by just hearing it.  I was a translator, not a speaker.

Four language skills: hearing, speaking, writing, reading.  We get a native language thru constant reinforcement our whole lives.  And in earlier times only the first two skills.  Julius Caesar was considered a genius by his contemporaries, because he could read Latin without voicing it out (read silently).  Useful if you want to avoid assassins!

The old debate is ... learn by grammar, learn by vocabulary, learn by conversation.  Berlitz was big on the last one, and some still advocate it, there is a school for this, in Latin (mostly for Latin teacher summer vacation) in Italy.  Can't find it again in YouTube because Google algorithm is a joke.  One language learning expert says use all three methods.

So in studying Chinese, my reading ability is pretty good, because that is the only channel I have for learning.  Though I vocalize my sentences.  Having fun with Tibetan now.

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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 12:35:03 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 11:42:41 AM
Four language skills: hearing, speaking, writing, reading.  We get a native language thru constant reinforcement our whole lives.  And in earlier times only the first two skills.  Julius Caesar was considered a genius by his contemporaries, because he could read Latin without voicing it out (read silently).  Useful if you want to avoid assassins!

The old debate is ... learn by grammar, learn by vocabulary, learn by conversation.  Berlitz was big on the last one, and some still advocate it, there is a school for this, in Latin (mostly for Latin teacher summer vacation) in Italy.  Can't find it again in YouTube because Google algorithm is a joke.  One language learning expert says use all three methods.

So in studying Chinese, my reading ability is pretty good, because that is the only channel I have for learning.  Though I vocalize my sentences.  Having fun with Tibetan now.

I admire your language skills.  To me, other spoken languages are just immensely long sounds without gaps between words.  As I understand it, our brains have language and music (and possibly math) in one place.  And that place is not working for me.  Other parts seem to work well.  Writing is natural in detail.  Logic comes easily (and to some it does not).  We each have talents.. 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 11, 2019, 12:37:01 PM
You suffer from the gabble effect.
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Post by: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 12:45:43 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 12:35:03 PM
I admire your language skills.  To me, other spoken languages are just immensely long sounds without gaps between words.  As I understand it, our brains have language and music (and possibly math) in one place.  And that place is not working for me.  Other parts seem to work well.  Writing is natural in detail.  Logic comes easily (and to some it does not).  We each have talents..

Correct.  Learning language takes a leap of imagination and humanity.  Now I need to convince myself that "I am Tibetan in my heart".  Something us autistic are not known for.  My ex boss in my last job, noted what was unusual about me, is that many are good with either half of their brains, but few are good with both.  Birth defect?  Individual compensation for autism?

I find singing help with spoken language.  That and the ability to mimic.  English speakers have too few consonants.  Listening to vocal music in the target language is critical.

Writing, until punctuation was invented, was just a very long string of symbols without gaps ;-)  How did Julius Caesar read that silently?

Also one's physical and emotional health limit one.  Both are hard for me.  But my metamorphosis is coming soon, I won't remain a caterpillar much longer (think caterpillar in Alice In Wonderland).  My life as a butterfly (see Zhuang Tzu) will be short of course.  But it is what I have been working toward since the dawn of time.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 12:54:10 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 11, 2019, 12:37:01 PM
You suffer from the gabble effect.

I might well.  But what is it?  Mostly, the things that connect music, math, and language don't come easily to me.  I can't type worth a damn.  You wouldn't believe how much editing I have to do to avoid/correct typos.

On the other hand, extreme logic and rational thought and factual matters seem as natural to me as breathing.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 11, 2019, 01:08:12 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 12:54:10 PM
I might well.  But what is it?  Mostly, the things that connect music, math, and language don't come easily to me.  I can't type worth a damn.  You wouldn't believe how much editing I have to do to avoid/correct typos.

On the other hand, extreme logic and rational thought and factual matters seem as natural to me as breathing.
Unpublished Ph.D. thesis* that proposed that some people needed to learn a language at a pre-verbal age or they'd just hear gabble when hearing a language they didn't already know.

*She died before she finished it.
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Post by: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 01:18:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 11, 2019, 01:08:12 PM
Unpublished Ph.D. thesis* that proposed that some people needed to learn a language at a pre-verbal age or they'd just hear gabble when hearing a language they didn't already know.

*She died before she finished it.

Sad.  Like the little boy the Pharaoh experimented on, to try to determine the oldest language, by isolating a new born, until it spoke its first word.  Result ... Phrygian.  They thought the first word spoken was "bread" in that language.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 01:23:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 11, 2019, 01:08:12 PM
Unpublished Ph.D. thesis* that proposed that some people needed to learn a language at a pre-verbal age or they'd just hear gabble when hearing a language they didn't already know.

*She died before she finished it.

Ah, my apologies for not initially understanding what "gabble" meant.  And thoughts to the lady in your life who died before her PhD, whoever she was...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 11, 2019, 02:07:05 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 11, 2019, 02:03:39 AM
I mean, you are still a dragon, which is pretty dope.

Except I guess the entire world is going to be hunting for you, which is less dope.

Plus, finding dragon poon might be hard. And would you even want it?
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 02:13:15 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 11, 2019, 02:07:05 PM
Plus, finding dragon poon might be hard. And would you even want it?

Donkey managed it in Shrek2...  I think.
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Post by: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 04:58:24 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 11, 2019, 02:07:05 PM
Plus, finding dragon poon might be hard. And would you even want it?

Do Klingon Men like Klingon Women?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2019, 05:32:18 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 11, 2019, 05:38:19 PM
Seems like a tautology. I guess my liver would say that my liver is the most important organ - except that my liver can't say anything, but my brain can.   LOL
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 05:56:58 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 04:58:24 PM
Do Klingon Men like Klingon Women?

There are Klingon babies, right?
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 11, 2019, 06:01:36 PM
Hmmm...I don't think I've ever seen  Klingon baby. I think maybe they're all teeth. Probably kind of hard on the Klingon moms who have to breast-feed them!
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 06:04:31 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 11, 2019, 06:01:36 PM
Hmmm...I don't think I've ever seen  Klingon baby. I think maybe they're all teeth. Probably kind of hard on the Klingon moms who have to breast-feed them!

Evolution requires Moms to be designed for the job.  Otherwise there wouldn't be more Klingons.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2019, 06:09:01 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 11, 2019, 06:01:36 PM
Hmmm...I don't think I've ever seen  Klingon baby.
TNG-era Worf?  ðŸ˜,

Before someone disputes this, pick a random episode and watch this guy cry in his prune juice about Alexander or throw a temper tantrum about some perceived slight.  But he grew a lot as a person in late TNG episodes and DS9.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 06:12:59 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 11, 2019, 06:09:01 PM
TNG-era Worf?  ðŸ˜,

Before someone disputes this, pick a random episode and watch this guy cry in his prune juice about Alexander or throw a temper tantrum about some perceived slight.  But he got a grew a lot as a person in late TNG episodes and DS9.

You never know about hybrids.  That's why they tend to die off.  That Worf existed meant his parents were able to nuture him,  Maybe his baby-bottle has really rugged nipples.  Or he had no teeth.
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Post by: Shiranu on September 11, 2019, 06:27:49 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 11, 2019, 03:23:59 AM
True dragons can speak, so it wouldn't be that difficult to communicate that you mean no harm. Plus, you'd likely be protected as an endangered species. In the event some trophy hunter decides to attempt to kill you anyway, your hide would be really hard. It's basically natural armor. Other benefits include a ridiculously long lifespan (in D&D, they live for several thousands of years), and you never feel the effects of age, even in your final year of life. You will feel the urge to hoard gold (or other treasures, depending on your color), but since you'd basically be a celebrity, it'd be pretty easy to earn it.

I would be more concerned about governments hunting you, particularly if you have any sort of magical ability.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 11, 2019, 06:31:58 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 06:04:31 PM
Evolution requires Moms to be designed for the job.  Otherwise there wouldn't be more Klingons.

Tough titty, said the kitty - bring on the Klingon babies! LOL
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 06:33:31 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 11, 2019, 06:31:58 PM
Tough titty, said the kitty - bring on the Klingon babies! LOL

Good one.  Kittens do have teeth,  Ouch!
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 11, 2019, 06:41:52 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 11, 2019, 06:27:49 PM
I would be more concerned about governments hunting you, particularly if you have any sort of magical ability.

The government might consider a friendly dragon to be an asset to be used, but a dragon would also receive a ton of public attention. If that dragon were to suddenly go missing, people would notice. It would probably be in a government's best interests to remain on good terms with that dragon, if they want to make use of its abilities (and avoid being the target of them). That, and wait for it to die so they could study its remains, although that would likely be a very long wait.
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Post by: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 06:45:51 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 11, 2019, 06:41:52 PM
The government might consider a friendly dragon to be an asset to be used, but a dragon would also receive a ton of public attention. If that dragon were to suddenly go missing, people would notice. It would probably be in a government's best interests to remain on good terms with that dragon, if they want to make use of its abilities (and avoid being the target of them). That, and wait for it to die so they could study its remains, although that would likely be a very long wait.

Um, OK...
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Post by: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 10:19:22 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 05:56:58 PM
There are Klingon babies, right?

They are born with Batleth.
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Post by: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 10:19:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 11, 2019, 06:01:36 PM
Hmmm...I don't think I've ever seen  Klingon baby. I think maybe they're all teeth. Probably kind of hard on the Klingon moms who have to breast-feed them!

Worf's son Alexander was on Star Trek.  A kid, not a baby.
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Post by: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 10:20:59 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 06:04:31 PM
Evolution requires Moms to be designed for the job.  Otherwise there wouldn't be more Klingons.

But do Klingon twin embryos have to fight it out, like Jacob and Esau?
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Post by: Baruch on September 11, 2019, 10:23:19 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on September 11, 2019, 06:12:59 PM
You never know about hybrids.  That's why they tend to die off.  That Worf existed meant his parents were able to nuture him,  Maybe his baby-bottle has really rugged nipples.  Or he had no teeth.

He had Klingon parents, killed in a Romulan attack.  Humans were his step parents.  He wasn't a biological hybrid.

I saw a Klingon woman smile once, lots of teeth.  I would suspect Klingon babies too.  I had teeth when I was born.  Kplah!
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2019, 01:28:37 PM
Jacob and Esau didn't fight, did they? Jacob just screwed Esau out of his rightful inheritance - just the godly, pious kind of man God would choose as a Patriarch.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 12, 2019, 02:45:06 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2019, 01:28:37 PM
Jacob and Esau didn't fight, did they? Jacob just screwed Esau out of his rightful inheritance - just the godly, pious kind of man God would choose as a Patriarch.

They fought in the womb.  They nearly fought when Jacob and family returned from Haran.  Abel and Cain fought, namely Cain murdered, but Abel never knew what hit him.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2019, 08:00:25 PM


So it turns out that the mass-murdering monster isn't much of a role model.  Who'dathunkit!
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2019, 08:05:46 PM
I wonder if Pennywise like catsup on his children?
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Post by: Baruch on September 12, 2019, 08:21:25 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 12, 2019, 08:05:46 PM
I wonder if Pennywise like catsup on his children?

Grey poupon.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2019, 09:30:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2019, 10:24:00 PM
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Post by: Munch on September 13, 2019, 03:28:03 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 12, 2019, 08:00:25 PM


So it turns out that the mass-murdering monster isn't much of a role model.  Who'dathunkit!

Just came across this myself.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQb8AquLSk

FFS, it was in the book, that a young gay guy was killed off.

They also made the relationship between the characters Richie and Eddie was more then just best friends but now richie was secretly gay for Eddie, but Eddie was meant to die in the book.

Also the character Mike, while I've not read though the novel, in the TV movie Mike is stabbed by Henry bowers and left in hospital unable to join the losers club against pennywise, while in this adaptation he isn't stabbed, and joins them.

Sjws bitching when they stick to the source material. Sjws bitching when they change the source material. Sjws not even acknowledging a progressive change when it happens.

Also these people making horror monsters like pennywise or the babadook into gay icons, wtfs wrong with these people? The movie the babadook didn't even have gay characters in it, and the monster was just the manifestation of the main characters grief from the death of her husband, so what does any of that have to do with queer representation?

What's next, will they make Freddy Krueger, a child murderer and possible rapist, into a gay icon?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2019, 09:47:25 AM
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Post by: Munch on September 13, 2019, 06:46:14 PM
Thing that makes me laugh most about this, when in 2017, the people who tried to push pennywise as a gay icon, where they completely unaware of the books story back then? The book that's been out for decades?

It's like black lives matter finding out how marvels punisher was black for a time in the 80s, and then act outraged to find out he turned white again.



And yeah, it was as cringy as you might expect
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2019, 10:41:26 PM
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Post by: Munch on September 14, 2019, 10:04:40 AM
I kiss my boyfriends mouth and belly button. Guess I know why now
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Post by: Baruch on September 14, 2019, 12:10:22 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 14, 2019, 10:04:40 AM
I kiss my boyfriends mouth and belly button. Guess I know why now

You didn't mention ... but that is TMI.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2019, 09:31:12 PM


I'm gonna tell him.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2019, 02:16:59 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2019, 09:22:04 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2019, 09:23:18 AM


*laughs in insomnia*
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Post by: Munch on September 16, 2019, 09:34:21 AM
pff, I played final fantasy and tomb raider for 8 hours a day in my summer holidays, because fuck going out in the blazing sun and getting dehydrated
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Post by: Sal1981 on September 16, 2019, 09:35:37 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 16, 2019, 09:23:18 AM


*laughs in insomnia*
There are, routinely, 12 hour and 24 hour Twitch/Mixer streams by popular streamers.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2019, 08:07:48 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 16, 2019, 09:36:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2019, 10:00:04 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 17, 2019, 10:03:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 17, 2019, 10:00:04 PM

A book for the times.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 19, 2019, 12:06:58 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 19, 2019, 10:42:07 AM




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Post by: Unbeliever on September 19, 2019, 01:18:36 PM
"The average dolphin eats less than 3 horses a year."

OK, but how much do 3 horses eat in a year?
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 19, 2019, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 19, 2019, 01:18:36 PM
"The average dolphin eats less than 3 horses a year."

OK, but how much do 3 horses eat in a year?
Less than a dolphin, it appears!
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 19, 2019, 01:24:25 PM
I didn't realize snakes could live so long...........................until they died.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 19, 2019, 01:37:58 PM
If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had any eggs.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 19, 2019, 02:44:08 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 19, 2019, 01:18:36 PM
"The average dolphin eats less than 3 horses a year."

OK, but how much do 3 horses eat in a year?
They literally eat between zero and two horses a year.  Technically true!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2019, 09:03:24 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 20, 2019, 09:17:04 AM
So they can be caught on camera? That means they'll be in a meet-and-greet at a prison near you soon.
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Post by: Baruch on September 20, 2019, 10:02:38 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 20, 2019, 09:17:04 AM
So they can be caught on camera? That means they'll be in a meet-and-greet at a prison near you soon.

Originally not aliens.  Streakers (HS students) from the 70s.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2019, 02:24:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2019, 11:20:01 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2019, 05:59:52 AM
That's a really creepy prosthetic.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2019, 07:29:50 AM
I'm like 95% sure that's in the background, not the foreground.  Some sort of overturned tree or hedge or something.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2019, 07:36:08 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2019, 07:29:50 AM
I'm like 95% sure that's in the background, not the foreground.  Some sort of overturned tree or hedge or something.
Was joke-ish.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2019, 08:19:48 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2019, 10:31:19 AM
"Are you smarter than a 14 yo?"
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 21, 2019, 10:55:27 AM
How did the name "Karen" become synonymous with dumb women online? I only know one Karen, and she's very much the opposite. lol
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Post by: Munch on September 21, 2019, 12:37:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2019, 08:19:48 AM


I'm very proud of that unknown child for spotting a karen.

Anyone who doesn't know karen is the common name associated with entitled parents, often stories told on reddit by people encountering these people.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Entitled%20Parent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWflLYMwuk8&t=1119s

we must all be vigilant in stopping karens from having power. 
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Post by: Baruch on September 21, 2019, 01:59:59 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 21, 2019, 10:55:27 AM
How did the name "Karen" become synonymous with dumb women online? I only know one Karen, and she's very much the opposite. lol

Nihilists hate their grandmothers too ;-(
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Post by: Munch on September 21, 2019, 02:56:50 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 21, 2019, 10:55:27 AM
How did the name "Karen" become synonymous with dumb women online? I only know one Karen, and she's very much the opposite. lol

in the same way a meat dish in gravy became a slur to call homosexuals, people used it and just ran with it.

I had a woman called karen in my old job, she was a bitch, she was only a supervisor but she acted like she was a manager to anyone below her and let that power treat anyone below her like lower forms of trash.

My aunt works with a woman called karen who acts like she's better then anyone else in her office despite knowing very little about the routine of the office.

People have just shared these experiences with horrible women who happen to be named karen and its become its own thing.

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Post by: Blackleaf on September 21, 2019, 05:10:57 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 21, 2019, 02:56:50 PMin the same way a meat dish in gravy became a slur to call homosexuals

I had no idea that was a thing. Then again, I did grow up in a homeschooled bubble.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 21, 2019, 05:16:12 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 21, 2019, 05:10:57 PM
I had no idea that was a thing. Then again, I did grow up in a homeschooled bubble.

I didn't "grow up in a homeschooled bubble" but I never heard of that, either.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 21, 2019, 05:19:04 PM
I blew bubbles as a kid and I never of that, either. 
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Post by: Munch on September 21, 2019, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 21, 2019, 05:10:57 PM
I had no idea that was a thing. Then again, I did grow up in a homeschooled bubble.



Just to clarify, it's not made from brains
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 21, 2019, 06:07:22 PM
Looks like zombie food!  LOL
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2019, 06:12:16 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 21, 2019, 06:02:57 PM


Just to clarify, it's not made from brains
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 21, 2019, 07:13:48 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 21, 2019, 06:02:57 PM


Just to clarify, it's not made from brains
I have heard the word 'faggot' from birth.  But never in reference to meat.
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Post by: Baruch on September 21, 2019, 07:15:19 PM
Quote from: Munch on September 21, 2019, 06:02:57 PM


Just to clarify, it's not made from brains

Pork faggots?  Not made from brains but made from overweight gays?
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 21, 2019, 07:17:49 PM
I've heard a burning branch from a fire being called a faggot, and I think I've heard cigarettes referred to as fags. I don't know when the term was first used to refer to gay people.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2019, 07:20:25 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 21, 2019, 07:49:33 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 21, 2019, 07:17:49 PM
I've heard a burning branch from a fire being called a faggot, and I think I've heard cigarettes referred to as fags. I don't know when the term was first used to refer to gay people.
I also understand that a faggot is a hot large bolt used in skyscraper construction.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2019, 10:11:30 PM


Chaotic neutral?
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 22, 2019, 04:34:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 23, 2019, 01:00:15 PM


Sometimes you have to get away from all the crazy people.
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Post by: Baruch on September 23, 2019, 01:06:15 PM
There is fat-shaming.  Is there introvert-shaming?  Is this a hive-mind conspiracy?
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 23, 2019, 01:35:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 23, 2019, 01:00:15 PM


Sometimes you have to get away from all the crazy people.

Shit. They figured it out. I'm going to have to start ahead of schedule.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 23, 2019, 02:12:48 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 23, 2019, 01:35:51 PM
Shit. They figured it out. I'm going to have to start ahead of schedule.

I have a delivery of three crates of lotion for a... *checks paper order*, Jame Blackleaf gumb?
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 24, 2019, 05:11:20 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 24, 2019, 05:15:21 PM
CGI adverts pop up everywhere.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 24, 2019, 11:30:47 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 25, 2019, 05:34:24 AM
Ah, Black Death jokes.
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Post by: Baruch on September 25, 2019, 06:56:46 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 25, 2019, 05:34:24 AM
Ah, Black Death jokes.

Triggered!
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Post by: Munch on September 25, 2019, 07:17:39 AM
Don't insult the rat, he saved the universe
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Post by: Baruch on September 25, 2019, 11:57:06 AM
Quote from: Munch on September 25, 2019, 07:17:39 AM
Don't insult the rat, he saved the universe

No.  The Rat killed the wrong half!  Stupid Rat.
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Post by: Munch on September 25, 2019, 12:45:13 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 25, 2019, 11:57:06 AM
No.  The Rat killed the wrong half!  Stupid Rat.


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Post by: Unbeliever on September 25, 2019, 01:11:41 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 25, 2019, 05:34:24 AM
Ah, Black Death jokes.

Too soon?




:-P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 25, 2019, 02:26:03 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 25, 2019, 01:11:41 PM
Too soon?




:-P
Never
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 25, 2019, 05:32:17 PM
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Post by: Baruch on September 25, 2019, 06:44:00 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 25, 2019, 01:11:41 PM
Too soon?




:-P

Ring around the rosie ... per Project Fear, if no-deal Brexit still happens, the Apocalypse should be upon England soon.
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Post by: Munch on September 25, 2019, 09:28:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 25, 2019, 05:32:17 PM


That's more asking what's worse, trapped outside in a hurricane, or trapped down in a churches basement
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 25, 2019, 09:38:44 PM
Any port in a storm.  And you're a lot safer in groups.  Plus, the church gets to be used for something useful for once.  Gotta earn that tax-exempt, quasi-PAC status somehow.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 25, 2019, 11:11:18 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2019, 11:53:00 AM


*all thermodynamic processes grind to a halt: the universe ceases to exist*
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2019, 12:27:51 PM


STOP THE PRESSES!
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 26, 2019, 01:12:17 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 25, 2019, 11:11:18 PM


I watched him chop on that tree for an hour - I don't think it's ever gonna fall.
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Post by: Sal1981 on September 26, 2019, 03:57:34 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 26, 2019, 01:12:17 PM
I watched him chop on that tree for an hour - I don't think it's ever gonna fall.
Lies, lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2019, 04:00:44 PM
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Post by: aitm on September 27, 2019, 01:18:21 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 26, 2019, 01:12:17 PM
I watched him chop on that tree for an hour - I don't think it's ever gonna fall.
I wasn't going to admit it but I was watching it for about 15 seconds before I laughed at myself.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 27, 2019, 01:36:32 PM
Quote from: aitm on September 27, 2019, 01:18:21 PM
I wasn't going to admit it but I was watching it for about 15 seconds before I laughed at myself.

I waited a bit... too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2019, 06:57:55 PM


Phrasing!  Boom!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 28, 2019, 04:37:06 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 28, 2019, 06:11:37 PM
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Post by: Munch on September 29, 2019, 07:47:00 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2019, 09:20:33 AM
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Post by: Munch on September 29, 2019, 09:24:53 AM
Egyptians were ahead of their time seeing right up to today
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 29, 2019, 11:09:20 AM
Finished 40k walk for charity.

Legs are dead.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 29, 2019, 11:16:35 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 29, 2019, 11:09:20 AM
Finished 40k walk for charity.

Legs are dead.
Wow!  Good for you.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 29, 2019, 01:17:50 PM
Lol posted it in wrong thread sorry.
Thanks mike
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 29, 2019, 05:21:29 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 29, 2019, 11:09:20 AM
Finished 40k walk for charity.

Legs are dead.


At least they died for a good cause!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2019, 06:01:57 PM


...and make up a whole language for fun.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2019, 08:16:37 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 29, 2019, 08:18:10 PM
It depends - is the fish a smoked salmon?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 30, 2019, 08:52:33 AM


Math is hard.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 30, 2019, 05:59:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 01, 2019, 05:01:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2019, 07:22:29 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 02, 2019, 01:22:00 PM
Someone should invent pumpkin spice pumpkins...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on October 02, 2019, 01:33:37 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 02, 2019, 01:22:00 PM
Someone should invent pumpkin spice pumpkins...

Gene splicing?  What will Gene and Jean say?
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Post by: Shiranu on October 02, 2019, 09:53:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2019, 10:45:54 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on October 02, 2019, 09:53:10 PM



Salsa con queso is mexican for salsa with queso.

(In seriousness, I've heard melting Velvetta with a can of Rotel works miracles.  I personally swear by Herdez salsa, though I've never had their queso and rarely have queso in general)
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Post by: Baruch on October 03, 2019, 01:16:51 AM
Maybe try a fondue recipe but add jalapeño?  Remember, those other guys think that picante sauce comes from NYC, and Europeans get their Ragu spaghetti sauce from Holland.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2019, 08:00:01 AM


The headline doesn't even prepare you mentally for what to expect.  The whole opinion piece is one giant trainwreck.
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Post by: Baruch on October 03, 2019, 10:01:23 AM
Checked out Zoe Williams.  Don't see anything Right with her.  She is anti-Orban (Hungary) so is Left.  So is the joke that the image mischaracterizes her?  Or that she really thinks exercise is Right?  Confusion resolved in my next post here.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 03, 2019, 10:14:57 AM
I dunno who Zoe williams is, I think she is the writer of what is quoted, her names is written in different colour and italic in the shot. But everything is wrong about a person who brags about their fitness routine, what/how they eat-drink and how they look and whatthey feel about it, esp. how good they feel and look/feel young even they are oh this old. Even more about the ones who writes only about all that and call themselves journalists.
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Post by: Baruch on October 03, 2019, 10:28:16 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 03, 2019, 10:14:57 AM
I dunno who Zoe williams is, I think she is the writer of what is quoted, her names is written in different colour and italic in the shot. But everything is wrong about a person who brags about their fitness routine, what/how they eat-drink and how they look and whatthey feel about it, esp. how good they feel and look/feel young even they are oh this old. Even more about the ones who writes only about all that and call themselves journalists.

If found the original column she wrote, that included that sentiment.  The quote isn't modified, just out of context.  Basically not only is she against virtue signaling by exercise fanatics, but also in her one experience, doesn't get much out of exercise herself.  I took it as pretty much a nothing-burger, but the quote out of context makes it seem ridiculous.  Not everyone is a egomaniac (though I think most journalists are) and not everyone is into exercise.  I guess for her, anyone who is egotistical is not True Left.
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Post by: Baruch on October 04, 2019, 07:11:48 PM
Dilbert nails it again ...

https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-10-04
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2019, 01:46:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2019, 10:52:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2019, 07:08:16 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 06, 2019, 07:21:37 PM
I have Ages of Empire II on my PC, open right now.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2019, 08:12:55 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 06, 2019, 07:21:37 PM
I have Ages of Empire II on my PC, open right now.
I have one of those open right now, too.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 07, 2019, 01:13:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 06, 2019, 08:12:55 PM
I have one of those open right now, too.
I get slightly insane giggles when I'm Vietnamese.
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Post by: Munch on October 07, 2019, 01:28:25 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 07, 2019, 02:10:09 PM
I googled gay furry porn. LOL I was expecting something else honestly. Pure fantasy creatures. Not cartoon dogs giving each other blowjob..
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 07, 2019, 02:59:21 PM
Furry conventions, avoid them.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on October 07, 2019, 10:44:04 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 07, 2019, 02:10:09 PM
I googled gay furry porn. LOL I was expecting something else honestly. Pure fantasy creatures. Not cartoon dogs giving each other blowjob..

You used Google? That's not ideal, try it again on Bing
But an anthromorphic dog would come under that category, since it's a popular one.

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Post by: Blackleaf on October 09, 2019, 11:51:53 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 09, 2019, 12:08:57 PM
Well, Loki what we have here...
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 09, 2019, 01:24:53 PM
Loki keeping it low key...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on October 09, 2019, 04:42:35 PM
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Post by: Munch on October 09, 2019, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 09, 2019, 04:42:35 PM


Reminds me of this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tIf9KvlEPHE
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 09, 2019, 11:08:36 PM
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Post by: Munch on October 10, 2019, 07:28:57 PM


white banana
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2019, 07:32:40 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 10, 2019, 07:28:57 PMwhite banana
Blue clam.  Hmmm..
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Post by: Munch on October 10, 2019, 07:46:13 PM
yesterday I was Red Omelette
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2019, 08:16:36 PM


Southern Hemisphere = "down"

Also, I had no idea that gravity tries (and fails) to keep stuff from falling.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 10, 2019, 08:17:47 PM
LOL! Now that shit was funny!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 10, 2019, 09:21:16 PM
The boats with the Australians on them are somewhere near Machu Picchu right now, right?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on October 11, 2019, 01:05:17 AM
I am black celery. The white part, not the green.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on October 11, 2019, 02:30:51 AM
Quote from: Munch on October 10, 2019, 07:28:57 PM


white banana

Gray Garlic Bread
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 11, 2019, 05:37:31 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 11, 2019, 02:30:51 AM
Gray Garlic Bread

Gray bounty
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 11, 2019, 06:02:12 AM
Black Fifteen Bean Soup.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mike Cl on October 11, 2019, 09:18:26 AM
white ham sandwich
or
white dill pickles
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2019, 09:25:42 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 11, 2019, 09:18:26 AM
white ham sandwich
or
white dill pickles
Good pickles improve almost any sandwich.
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Post by: trdsf on October 11, 2019, 10:31:22 AM
White Breakfast Burrito.

Which, now that I've typed it out, sounds racist, filthy, or both...
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 11, 2019, 01:41:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 11, 2019, 09:25:42 AM
Both.  Good pickles improve almost any sandwich.
Sometimes I eat a sandwich just to have something to go with the pickle.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 11, 2019, 01:42:18 PM
Quote from: trdsf on October 11, 2019, 10:31:22 AM
White Breakfast Burrito.

Which, now that I've typed it out, sounds racist, filthy, or both...
At the very least, cultural appropriation, huh? :-O
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 11, 2019, 02:22:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 11, 2019, 01:41:00 PM
Sometimes I eat a sandwich just to have something to go with the pickle.
Shamburgers, for example. (Everything but the meat.)
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 11, 2019, 02:26:25 PM
Where's the BEEF!?

:-D
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Post by: Munch on October 11, 2019, 07:02:55 PM
Black fish and chips
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2019, 07:20:59 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 12, 2019, 02:13:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2019, 07:43:09 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2019, 07:54:29 AM
AFLAC!
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Post by: Munch on October 12, 2019, 10:32:14 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2019, 10:55:31 AM
That's a goose.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 12, 2019, 01:13:58 PM
What's it called if the duck's name is Howard?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2019, 01:32:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 12, 2019, 01:13:58 PM
What's it called if the duck's name is Howard?
Tacky.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2019, 02:25:20 PM
LOL, yeah that cute but 'evil' goose look. They didn't need to put a knife.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2019, 05:56:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2019, 07:41:53 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 13, 2019, 08:07:54 PM


That's a Russian battlecruiser.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2019, 08:32:49 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 13, 2019, 08:07:54 PMThat's a Russian battlecruiser.
Yep, looks very familiar: 


Kirov-class reporting.

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Post by: Shiranu on October 13, 2019, 08:48:56 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 13, 2019, 07:41:53 PM


Joke aside, I think he might actually have been humming Darude - Sandstorm.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2019, 08:57:02 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on October 13, 2019, 08:48:56 PM
Joke aside, I think he might actually have been humming Darude - Sandstorm.
It blows my mind that you can even begin to answer that question.  For me, that was like asking where a specific beach is by describing it as sandy and salty.
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Post by: Shiranu on October 14, 2019, 02:17:17 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 13, 2019, 08:57:02 PM
It blows my mind that you can even begin to answer that question.  For me, that was like asking where a specific beach is by describing it as sandy and salty.

I may be dead wrong, some of the structure isn't quite right (should be 5 instead of 4 duns), but it does look a lot like he was going for either the first verse or even some of the chorus. If I was to describe Sandstorm, that would have been roughly how I would of "translated" it as. Without a beat, it's really hard to guess what he is hearing in his head.

I listen to way too much electronic music. It's one of the few things my mind actually seems to be able to grasp easily, so I tend to focus on it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2019, 06:09:22 AM
I like wreckno music.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 14, 2019, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on October 14, 2019, 02:17:17 AM
I may be dead wrong, some of the structure isn't quite right (should be 5 instead of 4 duns), but it does look a lot like he was going for either the first verse or even some of the chorus. If I was to describe Sandstorm, that would have been roughly how I would of "translated" it as. Without a beat, it's really hard to guess what he is hearing in his head.

I listen to way too much electronic music. It's one of the few things my mind actually seems to be able to grasp easily, so I tend to focus on it.
My grandson introduced me to it.  I find I love it.  For me it makes perfect background music when I'm using my computer for other stuff than gaming. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 15, 2019, 12:08:25 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 15, 2019, 06:51:59 PM


Imho, I'm pretty sure they cheat a little bit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 15, 2019, 10:03:30 PM


"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."
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Post by: Munch on October 17, 2019, 01:17:42 PM


Roid potato!
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 17, 2019, 01:49:48 PM
Jeez, that looks like some kind of mutant slug!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 17, 2019, 02:09:24 PM
It's a yam.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 17, 2019, 02:10:55 PM
It looks like painted foam. E: wait, no. What do they use on boats? Something poisonous.

E: Epoxy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2019, 03:47:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2019, 07:26:08 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 17, 2019, 09:49:38 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 17, 2019, 02:09:24 PM
It's a yam.

Also known as a sweet potato.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 17, 2019, 11:06:36 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 17, 2019, 09:49:38 PM
Also known as a sweet potato.
Yes, yams are 'known' as a sweet potato; but actually, yams and sweet potato's are different.  The mixup is that many (or even most) grocery stores call one type of sweet potato a yam.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2019, 11:15:21 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2019, 06:37:59 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 17, 2019, 09:49:38 PM
Also known as a sweet potato.
I yam what I yam.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 18, 2019, 09:02:50 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2019, 06:37:59 AM
I yam what I yam.
Which is spinach
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2019, 09:23:47 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 18, 2019, 09:02:50 AM
Which is spinach
I did, occasionally, get pop-eyed back in the day.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 18, 2019, 11:03:25 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2019, 09:23:47 AM
I did, occasionally, get pop-eyed back in the day.
Yeah, I ate can after can of spinach--did not see any muskles. 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2019, 11:16:58 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 18, 2019, 11:03:25 AM
Yeah, I ate can after can of spinach--did not see any muskles. 
I love spinach, and back in the day I was 220 lbs. and wearing size 28 jeans. There were muscles to be had.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 18, 2019, 03:23:28 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2019, 11:16:58 AM
I love spinach, and back in the day I was 220 lbs. and wearing size 28 jeans. There were muscles to be had.
What??!! Ya gotta exercise to get muscles???? 
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Post by: Munch on October 18, 2019, 03:58:38 PM


its that time again.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 18, 2019, 04:06:40 PM
Is that a chastity belt?
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Post by: Munch on October 18, 2019, 04:16:10 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 18, 2019, 04:06:40 PM
Is that a chastity belt?

Urm... Yes.. yes.. that's exactly what it is...
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 18, 2019, 04:22:40 PM
Oh, good, that'll keep the skeleton from engaging in necrophilia! LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2019, 12:43:29 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 19, 2019, 02:16:45 AM
Quote from: Munch on October 18, 2019, 03:58:38 PM


its that time again.

His head is looking the wrong way,lol..
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Post by: Munch on October 19, 2019, 06:34:20 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 19, 2019, 02:16:45 AM
His head is looking the wrong way,lol..

I think his necks broken
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2019, 07:30:56 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 19, 2019, 07:43:03 AM
And next they'll blame Obama for that.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 19, 2019, 01:16:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 19, 2019, 07:30:56 AM


I guess they should've raked it more...



;-P
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Post by: Munch on October 20, 2019, 09:54:06 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 20, 2019, 10:16:37 AM
So many wrong...
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 20, 2019, 12:25:32 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 20, 2019, 09:54:06 AM


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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 20, 2019, 01:42:37 PM
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Post by: Munch on October 20, 2019, 01:44:49 PM
That's less funny and more disturbing
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2019, 02:40:25 PM


Poorly educated people are easy to impress.
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Post by: Munch on October 20, 2019, 02:55:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 20, 2019, 02:40:25 PM


Poorly educated people are easy to impress.

The dangers of home education
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 20, 2019, 03:11:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 20, 2019, 02:40:25 PM


Poorly educated people are easy to impress.

Also, this supposedly omnipotent god allowed the ancient church to burn to the ground. People did the same shit after 9/11. "Look! These two beams in the rubble look kinda sorta like a cross!" Too bad God was too busy working on that stupid cross to actually...I dunno, stop tons of people from dying a terrible death?
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Post by: Munch on October 20, 2019, 04:12:52 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 20, 2019, 03:11:10 PM
Also, this supposedly omnipotent god allowed the ancient church to burn to the ground. People did the same shit after 9/11. "Look! These two beams in the rubble look kinda sorta like a cross!" Too bad God was too busy working on that stupid cross to actually...I dunno, stop tons of people from dying a terrible death?

A group of church goers survive a mass shooter before he can riddle them with bullets = "god's love was protecting us!
A baby dies because his parents believed prayer was better then visiting a doctor = "God works in mysterious ways"
A religious coach prays to God before a game and they win = "God was shining on us and favoured us!"
A church is blown up by a bomb killing everyone inside = "God works in mysterious ways"

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 20, 2019, 04:14:16 PM
Science, bitches!!!!
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 20, 2019, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 20, 2019, 02:40:25 PM
Poorly educated people are easy to impress.

And easy to dupe, as has become even more apparent in the last few years.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 20, 2019, 05:25:36 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 20, 2019, 04:14:16 PM
Science, bitches!!!!

Yeah, 'cause séance is for losers!

Unless your dead Uncle Albert reveals where all that gold is buried...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 20, 2019, 05:27:12 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 20, 2019, 05:25:36 PM
Yeah, 'cause séance is for losers!

Unless your dead Uncle Albert reveals where all that gold is buried...
I would just be happy knowing what is locked up in his basement. Can't sell the house...
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Post by: Munch on October 20, 2019, 06:16:31 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 20, 2019, 05:27:12 PM
I would just be happy knowing what is locked up in his basement. Can't sell the house...

Aunt Margaret
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 20, 2019, 06:31:01 PM
Quote from: Munch on October 20, 2019, 06:16:31 PM
Aunt Margaret
She's in Arkham.
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Post by: Munch on October 20, 2019, 07:39:39 PM



I forget how brilliant this series was sometimes, nice to revisit it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2019, 08:34:38 PM
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Post by: Munch on October 20, 2019, 08:37:01 PM
my cat made that face before she sneezed several times, lol.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 21, 2019, 02:27:47 AM
Quote from: Munch on October 20, 2019, 07:39:39 PM



I forget how brilliant this series was sometimes, nice to revisit it.

Brilliant and timeless. 10 points.

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Post by: Baruch on October 21, 2019, 07:12:14 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 20, 2019, 05:25:36 PM
Yeah, 'cause séance is for losers!

Unless your dead Uncle Albert reveals where all that gold is buried...

Science is for terrorists.  Without science, no bombs.
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Post by: Baruch on October 21, 2019, 07:16:03 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 17, 2019, 02:09:24 PM
It's a yam.

i yam what I yam - Popeye
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2019, 08:58:12 PM
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Post by: Baruch on October 22, 2019, 07:31:22 AM
Having been raised in the 60s, with many Western TV shows and movies ... America specifically should be like The High Chaparral.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow_BO57B9yo

As a 3rd generation Texan, I support this.  I am retiring to the Four Corners area to live with the Indians, Mexicans and Gringos.

One of my great grandfathers owned a 40,000 acre ranch.  Yee-haw!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enuOArEfqGo

The Old West, were the outlaws are the only law!!

See the start of my series of posts on Native American religion.  I only know two words of Navajo, but I will learn more.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 22, 2019, 03:54:26 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2019, 04:08:55 PM
I was driving along I-405 in LA one day and saw a set of personalized plates ahead of us.

"That car belong to a Urologist."

"How do you know?"

"The plates, PP-MD."
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Post by: Munch on October 22, 2019, 04:14:55 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 22, 2019, 03:54:26 PM


I see Is loves Ed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2019, 07:28:08 PM


That was the day I killed the two things I loved most in the world: my beautiful Bessie and music.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2019, 05:01:48 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 24, 2019, 12:42:57 AM
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Post by: Baruch on October 24, 2019, 01:21:29 AM
Lounge Lizard or Lounge Jesus?
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 24, 2019, 09:43:57 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2019, 11:32:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 26, 2019, 08:18:24 AM
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Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 26, 2019, 11:57:42 AM
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Post by: Baruch on October 26, 2019, 04:55:28 PM
I have to think that firing a gun while your eyesight is limited by dark sunglasses ...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 26, 2019, 05:25:36 PM
Quote from: Baruch on October 26, 2019, 04:55:28 PM
I have to think that firing a gun while your eyesight is limited by dark sunglasses ...
Practice.
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Post by: Baruch on October 26, 2019, 05:41:46 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 26, 2019, 05:25:36 PM
Practice.

Sounds like they need the folks from Wild Wild West ... those two guys could do amazing things ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 26, 2019, 08:32:12 PM
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Post by: Munch on October 26, 2019, 10:01:36 PM
the polar express, often remembered for its creepy, uncanny valley glass eyed characters.




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Post by: Hydra009 on October 27, 2019, 12:28:01 AM


Roll tide?
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Post by: Baruch on October 28, 2019, 01:24:55 AM
The real college situation ...

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/real-life-2

Don't let people know, but our politics is just placebo too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 28, 2019, 09:15:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 29, 2019, 08:24:02 PM


While making breakfast, no less.  The perpetrator was reportedly under the influence of violent video games.
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Post by: Munch on October 29, 2019, 09:50:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 29, 2019, 08:24:02 PM


While making breakfast, no less.  The perpetrator was reportedly under the influence of violent video games.

well, he died by his own bullets, maybe he should have kept them in a safe instead of leaving them out for any old joe millionaire to grab them and use his homemade gun to shoot with.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 30, 2019, 06:58:00 AM
Please! The sun angle was all wrong for breakfast.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 30, 2019, 12:37:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2019, 07:00:15 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 30, 2019, 12:37:45 PM

Leftie loosey, rightie tightie.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 31, 2019, 12:44:21 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 31, 2019, 08:19:56 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 30, 2019, 12:37:45 PM


Toothpaste - smoothie toothie
Strong ale - hoppy droppy
Viagra- strongy dongy
Rake - leafy thiefy
Toilets - shitty sitty
Porn - snakey wakey
Scalpel - lifey knifey
BBQ - makie steakie
Pitty sex - wussy pussy
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2019, 10:56:05 AM
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Post by: Munch on October 31, 2019, 11:18:22 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on October 31, 2019, 08:19:56 AM
Toothpaste - smoothie toothie
Strong ale - hoppy droppy
Viagra- strongy dongy
Rake - leafy thiefy
Toilets - shitty sitty
Porn - snakey wakey
Scalpel - lifey knifey
BBQ - makie steakie
Pitty sex - wussy pussy

Water - splishy splashy
Hammer - smashy bashy
drunk - drinky winky
Armageddon - doomy gloomy
Condom - baby no-makey
Gandalf - beardy weirdly
Aquaman - fishy kissy
Socialite - screamy meanie
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 31, 2019, 11:51:08 AM
Herpes - trashy rashy.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 31, 2019, 01:33:57 PM
yacht - floaty boaty
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 01, 2019, 11:23:33 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2019, 10:09:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2019, 11:41:35 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 04, 2019, 12:32:39 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 03, 2019, 11:41:35 PM


Car radio... literally just hit h-, viola.

What type of car are they driving that it's complicated?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 04, 2019, 06:52:57 AM
'05 Mazda Tribute S.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2019, 08:31:38 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 04, 2019, 09:31:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 04, 2019, 08:31:38 AM


I use an alternate account for that. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2019, 12:20:29 AM
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Post by: Munch on November 05, 2019, 06:42:31 AM
Gotham just strokes me as a depressing place to live, it's perpetually dark there, even in the daytime. In the animated series in the 90s there were a couple of examples of batman operating in the daytime, like when he's investigating poison ivy claiming to have retired from crime and now living in the suburbs of gotham away from the city, and it really made him stand out awkwardly trying to hide in a tree in broad daylight.

The setting of gothem has always been in batman favour due to its darker location, high buildings and gothic architecture creating a darker underbelly just perfect for his design.

This is what made a sequel series to batman the animated series, called batman beyond, an interesting premise. Set like 40 years in the future from the original, a new younger batman taking up the mantle, set in a more futuristic version of gotham with new architecture, it see we to be able to mix day and night times better, looking more like metropolis times from the superman series, kinda like a setting like Tokyo. This is why batman beyond used new technology like a suit that could make him invisible and glide with rockets in the boots more viable.


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2019, 10:53:50 AM
Fuck whiney super heroes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2019, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2019, 10:53:50 AM
Fuck whiney super heroes.
Mary Jane does  :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2019, 06:39:09 PM


We want to yeet the system, too.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 06, 2019, 02:42:23 AM






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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2019, 04:46:39 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 07, 2019, 06:39:15 PM
Or he didn't know the number for 911.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2019, 06:49:56 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 07, 2019, 06:39:15 PM
Or he didn't know the number for 911.
That's like not knowing Obama's last name.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 07, 2019, 07:50:29 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 06, 2019, 02:42:23 AM








It's funny because it's 110% true.
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Post by: Munch on November 07, 2019, 08:55:46 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 07, 2019, 06:39:15 PM
Or he didn't know the number for 911.

I like to think of it that, Kevin knew he could phone the police, which would have sorted this out quick, however it would have also alerted social services about a child being left alone for christmas while his family flew to another country.

This would result in him being adopted and having to give up living in that massive house, because when it cames to it the rest of his family are a-holes, but his cousins, aunts and uncles are just visiting, the only problem he has to deal with his his older brother, who when you live in a massive house you can just ignore most of the time.

Notice he did everything to convince people who wasn't home alone? He knew he'd be taken away from the house and that sweet inheritance.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2019, 10:30:49 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2019, 06:40:56 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 07, 2019, 06:49:56 PM
That's like not knowing Obama's last name.
I've heard people say "Does anyone know the number for 911?" Always nice to know how you'll react in an emergency.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 08, 2019, 01:16:32 PM
Reminds me of "Let's Make a Dope Deal" - "What's your name, Bob?
"Uh..."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6swlPoUHd1Y&list=PLjht8jAEGdIDQloAlwpC4xx5UzCNwzLil&index=2&t=0s
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2019, 07:34:55 PM
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Post by: trdsf on November 08, 2019, 11:19:03 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 07, 2019, 07:50:29 PM
It's funny because it's 110% true.
Bah, Texans are fucking wusses.

My ex moved to Austin.  And before living in Ohio with me, he was an Iowa boy.  His first winter down there, they got *gasp* *horror* a whole quarter inch of snow!!!!11!1!1!

He gave his car a half-assed brushing and drove to work as normal, and it didn't even dawn on him until he was there that the roads were unnaturally clear.  Everyone else came in an hour and a half late talking about "the blizzard", and the whole state was more or less closed.  For 0.25" of snow.

I could hear his eyeroll all they way up here in Ohio.

Texans are fucking wusses.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 09, 2019, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: trdsf on November 08, 2019, 11:19:03 PM
Bah, Texans are fucking wusses.

My ex moved to Austin.  And before living in Ohio with me, he was an Iowa boy.  His first winter down there, they got *gasp* *horror* a whole quarter inch of snow!!!!11!1!1!

He gave his car a half-assed brushing and drove to work as normal, and it didn't even dawn on him until he was there that the roads were unnaturally clear.  Everyone else came in an hour and a half late talking about "the blizzard", and the whole state was more or less closed.  For 0.25" of snow.

I could hear his eyeroll all they way up here in Ohio.

Texans are fucking wusses.

And how did he fare in the super humid, 110° Summer heat?
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Post by: trdsf on November 09, 2019, 08:03:33 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 09, 2019, 02:37:35 AM
And how did he fare in the super humid, 110° Summer heat?
He did what they did -- stayed where the air conditioning was.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 09, 2019, 09:53:29 AM
Quote from: trdsf on November 09, 2019, 08:03:33 AM
He did what they did -- stayed where the air conditioning was.

You have to go outside sometime. I guarantee you, while others were enjoying themselves on the beach or washing their cars, he was blasting the AC, trying not to melt.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 09, 2019, 10:08:05 AM
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Post by: Baruch on November 09, 2019, 08:33:46 PM
Humorous British world geography for ignorant Americans:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf7VYaZfxgk
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 10, 2019, 07:43:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2019, 12:19:27 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2019, 06:48:45 AM
Didn't even look at the smaller coin...
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Post by: Baruch on November 11, 2019, 09:48:11 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2019, 06:48:45 AM
Didn't even look at the smaller coin...


Those were sold as inflation "pennies" during the 70s.  There were also miniature dollar bills sold back then.  If any political party has its way, the money will have the Joker on it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2019, 06:52:48 PM


Change me, Great Conspirator.
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Post by: Munch on November 11, 2019, 08:21:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2019, 06:33:45 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 12, 2019, 06:40:35 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 11, 2019, 08:21:04 PM


One Trauma.

Two Traumas.

Three Traumas.

HAHAHAHA
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2019, 11:48:45 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 13, 2019, 02:33:44 AM
Boomer ;- and we are taking all our swag with us, losers!
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Post by: Munch on November 13, 2019, 07:11:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 12, 2019, 11:48:45 PM


Millennials probably are dying faster because they see what the zoomers have become and just want to off themselves to escape their entitled and messed up generation
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 13, 2019, 10:21:18 AM
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Post by: Sal1981 on November 13, 2019, 10:45:22 AM
^I feel like his face has been photoshopped smaller.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 13, 2019, 11:06:41 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on November 13, 2019, 10:45:22 AM
^I feel like his face has been photoshopped smaller.

I have no idea what you're talking about. That's a perfectly normal face.



Edit: I knew the little face thing reminded me of something. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNIrVXqqQhk
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 13, 2019, 06:17:04 PM


Look, I'm not a commie or anything, I just think we should all pitch in for something so essiential and unavoidable.  Seems like it'd be a better outcome for all of us.
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Post by: Baruch on November 13, 2019, 07:38:36 PM
Real Galambosian.  60s Right wing nut.  He thought that the Newton family should get residual income from their ancestor inventing Gravity.

No, a Dem who needs to take a dump, just take it on the nearest Republican.  Fixes two problems at the same time.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 13, 2019, 11:14:31 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 13, 2019, 07:11:19 AM
Millennials probably are dying faster because they see what the zoomers have become and just want to off themselves to escape their entitled and messed up generation

Yeah, that seems what it probably is.

Totally.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 14, 2019, 01:41:59 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 14, 2019, 02:42:37 PM
What is "yeeting"?
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 14, 2019, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 14, 2019, 02:42:37 PM
What is "yeeting"?
to move quickly or suddenly.
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Post by: Baruch on November 14, 2019, 06:19:42 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 14, 2019, 04:51:55 PM
to move quickly or suddenly.

What Muad Dib does under the influence of Spice, when in a knife fight.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 14, 2019, 08:10:29 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 14, 2019, 06:19:42 PM
What Muad Dib does under the influence of Spice, when in a knife fight.
True
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 15, 2019, 12:13:14 AM
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Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2019, 09:10:47 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 14, 2019, 08:10:29 PM
True

Negative side-effects ... you get giant worms.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 15, 2019, 01:14:48 PM
Alternate transportation?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 15, 2019, 06:03:46 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2019, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 15, 2019, 01:14:48 PM
Alternate transportation?
nt

They never show the Fremin cleaning up after their giant worms defecating all over their giant sand box.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 15, 2019, 06:32:44 PM
Isn't that what the spice was - worm shit?
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Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2019, 08:06:34 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 15, 2019, 06:32:44 PM
Isn't that what the spice was - worm shit?

Their babies hatch out in patches of Spice.  Spice is concentrated and spread by living worms.  Spice is produced by dying worms.  They eat sand plankton which are attracted by Spice masses.  Baby worms hatch preferentially in these Spice masses, because the sand plankton is concentrated there.  Like the people, exposure to the Spice, causes its concentration in the bodies of the worms.

Technically, on Earth, soil isn't worm shit.  The Earth worms help develop soil in a complicated way ... partly based on sand, clay, water and humus provided by the decay of living things, including worms.  If you want to fertilize your own house plants by shitting on them, have at it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2019, 06:21:45 AM
The soil is the matrix that holds the nutrients the plants needs. So you can shit on the soil, mix it properly, and fertilize your plants. "Night soil" was one of the earliest fertilizers.
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Post by: Baruch on November 16, 2019, 03:11:36 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2019, 06:21:45 AM
The soil is the matrix that holds the nutrients the plants needs. So you can shit on the soil, mix it properly, and fertilize your plants. "Night soil" was one of the earliest fertilizers.

In rural Japan that was all they had.  But if I catch you at night, out on your lawn, shitting on it like the neighbor's dog, I will call the cops ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2019, 04:33:44 PM
Guano.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2019, 06:51:23 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 17, 2019, 08:55:11 AM
Popeye's shrimp is worth dying for, the chicken isn't all that special.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 17, 2019, 08:57:01 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on November 17, 2019, 11:25:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2019, 09:52:06 AM
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Post by: Munch on November 19, 2019, 11:39:22 AM

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Post by: Blackleaf on November 19, 2019, 03:53:29 PM
Theme song for the new Charlie's Angels: "Don't Call Me Angel." That kind of self-contradiction was all I needed to know the movie was going to be a poorly thought out, incompetently written, cash grab relying on nostalgia to succeed. Well, that and I was never really fond of the original show anyway. It was before my time, and nothing in the trailer attracted me to this version.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2019, 04:03:32 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 19, 2019, 03:53:29 PM
Theme song for the new Charlie's Angels: "Don't Call Me Angel." That kind of self-contradiction was all I needed to know the movie was going to be a poorly thought out, incompetently written, cash grab relying on nostalgia to succeed. \
Just like the originals.
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Post by: Munch on November 19, 2019, 04:55:22 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2019, 04:03:32 PM
Just like the originals.

The appeal of the original was sex appeal, easy sell, and people kept coming back.
Rebooting that theme and telling men, the target audience, that their pigs isn't going to sell tickets.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2019, 05:19:25 PM
Quote from: Munch on November 19, 2019, 04:55:22 PM
The appeal of the original was sex appeal, easy sell, and people kept coming back.
Rebooting that theme and telling men, the target audience, that their pigs isn't going to sell tickets.
The originals were, in point of fact, just tits and ass, so I don't give them a bye. I guess my problem was coming back to the US every few years and seeing what was popular on the boob (sorry) tube. Didn't make me want to come home again soon.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2019, 06:49:47 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 20, 2019, 08:08:33 AM
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Post by: Baruch on November 20, 2019, 01:00:31 PM
Must be my Dad!  That ship is the same model DD he was on 1046-1948.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 20, 2019, 01:37:11 PM
That's USS Edsall, the second one of that name.
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Post by: Baruch on November 21, 2019, 04:56:40 AM
Looked it up.  2nd Edsall was a DE ... the picture in Wiki doesn't show twin front two barrel cannons.  The Edsall class had one single barrel cannon in front.  The Sumner class (my Dad's ship) has the twin front two barrel cannons.  Originally the Edsall class didn't even have a front turret.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2019, 06:55:32 AM


There's like 40 years of material to work with.  Hell, you could make a film about a Gonk droid at this point.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2019, 08:21:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZSxGes5WT8
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2019, 08:22:54 AM
Don't they mean "gunk" droid?
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Post by: Baruch on November 21, 2019, 11:58:56 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 21, 2019, 06:55:32 AM


There's like 40 years of material to work with.  Hell, you could make a film about a Gonk droid at this point.

They have a hard time writing a script, and not laugh to death.  Why would anyone believe a trannie pacifist drug user (Spice) is going to save the galaxy?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2019, 12:01:57 PM


Lysol = proven science
Vaccines = kinda iffy
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2019, 12:17:11 PM
Cognitive disconnect, real world edition.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 21, 2019, 12:18:08 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2019, 08:22:54 AM
Don't they mean "gunk" droid?

Apparently, the nickname "gonk droid" refers to the sounds they make.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2019, 12:23:35 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 21, 2019, 12:18:08 PM
Apparently, the nickname "gonk droid" refers to the sounds they make.
I cleaned out a crankcase once, 12 year old car had the factory oil filter still on it. Me and gunk got down that week.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2019, 08:51:46 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 22, 2019, 09:04:27 AM
One JDAM thing after another.
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Post by: Baruch on November 22, 2019, 12:19:13 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 22, 2019, 09:04:27 AM
One JDAM thing after another.

"Broken glass" theory of economic stimulus.  We need a world war to revive the economy.  See 1933-1945.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 22, 2019, 12:23:47 PM
You really are out of touch with history.
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Post by: trdsf on November 22, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 17, 2019, 11:25:12 PM

Funny thing is, that bizarre and creepy poem from the steamboat scene is one of the few bits of original Dahl text to make it into the movie... I still remember seeing that in the theater at age 7 or 8 and being deeply creeped out.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2019, 05:17:20 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2019, 05:55:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2019, 07:48:47 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 24, 2019, 07:54:14 PM
Viaduct?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2019, 07:26:34 AM


Uhhh...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2019, 07:43:28 AM
These are the people who look down the barrel of gun to see if it's loaded. With their finger on the trigger.
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Post by: Baruch on November 25, 2019, 02:48:26 PM
5G comm towers are dangerous to your health.  But I don't plan on standing next to one.  The idea that hand held cell phones radiate you brain, does explain the last 30 years.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 25, 2019, 11:03:11 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2019, 11:20:18 PM
^ What happens when your fighter/ranger picks up a level in bard.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2019, 06:47:47 AM


We captured that moment.  We run it on a loop through Simple Rick's mind. And the chemical it makes his brain secrete goes into every Simple Rick's Simple wafer cookie.

Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Simple Rick's.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 28, 2019, 08:07:34 AM
Ready, Mooer One.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 28, 2019, 01:48:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 28, 2019, 06:47:47 AM


We captured that moment.  We run it on a loop through Simple Rick's mind. And the chemical it makes his brain secrete goes into every Simple Rick's Simple wafer cookie.

Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Simple Rick's.

Why don't they try...I don't know...putting the cows outside?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 28, 2019, 02:07:21 PM
The cows only see the sides of the goggles, at best.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 29, 2019, 06:55:25 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 28, 2019, 01:48:00 PM
Why don't they try...I don't know...putting the cows outside?
Next on Tucker Carlson: Entitled socialist tries to boss around small business. Why do American communists hate capitalism so much?

We'll allow him approximately 2 seconds to give his warped perspective while I do my best confused dog impression, a Pavlovian cue to my audience that this dirty liberal's position is extreme and unreasonable.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 29, 2019, 01:39:42 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 29, 2019, 01:41:39 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 28, 2019, 01:48:00 PM
Why don't they try...I don't know...putting the cows outside?

I mean, tbf this is probably environmentally the much better alternative. Cattle farms are horrendously damaging to the ecosystem and the atmosphere.

Also, Cow Matrix sounds amazing.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 29, 2019, 03:01:00 PM
Never understood why the Machines didn't use cows. I know why the Wachowskis didn't, money. But the Machines are smarter than those brothers.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 30, 2019, 01:46:29 PM
Hell, they could get milk outa me if they'd give me a VR headset!

LOL
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 30, 2019, 01:49:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 29, 2019, 06:55:25 AM
Why do American communists hate capitalism so much?

Capitalism's not so bad, it's the capitalists I don't like.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 30, 2019, 05:03:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 30, 2019, 01:49:19 PM
Capitalism's not so bad, it's the capitalists I don't like.
And the communists aren't so bad, collectively.
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Post by: Baruch on November 30, 2019, 07:18:30 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 29, 2019, 01:41:39 PM
I mean, tbf this is probably environmentally the much better alternative. Cattle farms are horrendously damaging to the ecosystem and the atmosphere.

Also, Cow Matrix sounds amazing.

The alien cookbook from Outer Limits.  Eat people, not cows.  Every human you get rid of, improved the "environment".  Aka the 1000 ways autistic males try to kill their parents, indirectly.
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Post by: Baruch on November 30, 2019, 07:19:48 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 30, 2019, 01:49:19 PM
Capitalism's not so bad, it's the capitalists I don't like.

More good Christianity from the 21st century Jesus.  And you aren't even Hispanic.
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Post by: Baruch on November 30, 2019, 07:20:38 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 30, 2019, 05:03:56 PM
And the communists aren't so bad, collectively.

If you can get them in one place, and nuke them.  Less collateral damage that way.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 30, 2019, 07:28:12 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 30, 2019, 07:19:48 PM
And you aren't even Hispanic.

How would you know that?
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Post by: Baruch on November 30, 2019, 07:37:08 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 30, 2019, 07:28:12 PM
How would you know that?

You are so Anglo, your tacos are made from White corn ;-)

You have never in hundreds of posts ever said anything other than implied Anglo Berkeley dropout.

It is OK to be Anglo of course.  But I am unconvinced by your La Raza badge.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 30, 2019, 07:39:10 PM
So, it was elementary, was it?


LOL
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 01, 2019, 05:18:29 AM
Well, you weren't mowing the lawn, so...
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 01, 2019, 05:05:20 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 29, 2019, 01:41:39 PM
I mean, tbf this is probably environmentally the much better alternative. Cattle farms are horrendously damaging to the ecosystem and the atmosphere.

Also, Cow Matrix sounds amazing.

I'm more concerned about how the animals are treated. It's not right that a living animal spend its entire life stacked close together, like inanimate objects.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 01, 2019, 05:07:58 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 29, 2019, 03:01:00 PM
Never understood why the Machines didn't use cows. I know why the Wachowskis didn't, money. But the Machines are smarter than those brothers.

It wasn't just about energy. The humans were a threat. They tried to destroy the machines by blotting out the sun, their main source of energy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 01, 2019, 05:31:11 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 01, 2019, 05:49:29 PM
How high was the porch?  LOL
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 01, 2019, 06:21:19 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 01, 2019, 05:07:58 PM
It wasn't just about energy. The humans were a threat. They tried to destroy the machines by blotting out the sun, their main source of energy.
Then kill the fuckers. Don't farm them.
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Post by: Baruch on December 01, 2019, 07:25:21 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 01, 2019, 06:21:19 PM
Then kill the fuckers. Don't farm them.

True autism speaks.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 01, 2019, 07:30:19 PM


Celer et audax!
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Post by: aitm on December 03, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
Many people don't realize this....but in a cows mind, they are part of a matrix where they are being kept alive to produce milk....we are just illusions of their program.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 04, 2019, 01:38:36 AM
Quote from: aitm on December 03, 2019, 08:49:34 AM
Many people don't realize this....but in a cows mind, they are part of a matrix where they are being kept alive to produce milk....we are just illusions of their program.

And here I thought we were all just created by the mosquito god as a foodsource for it's chosen people.
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Post by: Baruch on December 04, 2019, 08:10:49 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 04, 2019, 01:38:36 AM
And here I thought we were all just created by the mosquito god as a foodsource for it's chosen people.

West Nile ... like an Egyptian! (courtesy of world trade, about 10 years ago this kind of fever, courtesy of Egyptian mosquitos, made it to my state.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2019, 11:45:35 PM




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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2019, 09:19:08 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 06, 2019, 09:50:04 AM
Well, I'm not up to date. Is the Whiney Spidey going to do more MCU?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2019, 06:55:38 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 08, 2019, 01:59:06 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 08, 2019, 05:51:16 AM
Eh?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 08, 2019, 11:59:47 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 08, 2019, 05:51:16 AM
Eh?

New même, late twenties to middle aged men are depressed.

Honestly relatable, but only from time to time
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 08, 2019, 12:19:31 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 08, 2019, 11:59:47 AM
New même, late twenties to middle aged men are depressed.

Honestly relatable, but only from time to time
In other words, "Thursday".
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Post by: Baruch on December 08, 2019, 03:14:37 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 08, 2019, 11:59:47 AM
New même, late twenties to middle aged men are depressed.

Honestly relatable, but only from time to time

Drink more soy milk.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 09, 2019, 02:14:34 AM
Quote from: Baruch on December 08, 2019, 03:14:37 PM
Drink more soy milk.

Why. 'cause the rest of my day will seem better in comparison?
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Post by: Baruch on December 09, 2019, 08:52:38 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 09, 2019, 02:14:34 AM
Why. 'cause the rest of my day will seem better in comparison?

Vanilla flavor is good, and there are other flavors.  Edemama, tofu, soy sauce (too much salt?).  Gotta get more photo-estrogens to suppress those manly urges ;-)

Males are depressed because we can't go out and hunt wild game, as guys (no girls allowed).  That is what 200,000 years of evolution designed us for.  Ever since agriculture started, we have been maladapted on multiple levels.  Except with the advent of cow's milk, and those lucky enough to be lactose tolerant.  In short, you need a cave man diet, and cave man activities.  Either that or become a herbivore (soy boy).
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2019, 08:21:05 PM


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Post by: Blackleaf on December 09, 2019, 08:22:50 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on December 10, 2019, 04:09:16 AM
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/evolution-6)
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Post by: Baruch on December 10, 2019, 10:47:10 AM
That is why the environment increasingly looks like hog shit ;-)
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Post by: Munch on December 10, 2019, 07:18:12 PM


yeah, fuck creativity, lets raise a generation that hates what their parents did
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 10, 2019, 07:34:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2019, 03:21:39 PM
Time magazine just announced their person of the year:

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2019, 10:13:30 PM


No lie.  It was the most horrible thing I've seen on TV since 9/11.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2019, 08:22:40 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on December 14, 2019, 04:52:03 AM

Most of the website is NSFW, this cartoon isn't though.

(https://www.oglaf.com/brimstone-vinegar/)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2019, 08:43:26 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 15, 2019, 11:35:30 PM
My ex found a possum in our trash can about 20 years ago.  They surprised each other, and the possum expressed its unhappiness in no uncertain terms!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2019, 09:34:33 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2019, 02:19:37 PM


*approaches school crosswalk*
"I'm sorry, little one..."

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Post by: Shiranu on December 16, 2019, 09:50:02 PM


A classic.
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Post by: Shiranu on December 16, 2019, 09:50:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 15, 2019, 08:43:26 PM


But the butthole is what adds the real pop :(.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2019, 05:49:37 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 16, 2019, 09:50:42 PM
But the butthole is what adds the real poop :(.
FTFY
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2019, 01:57:02 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 16, 2019, 09:50:42 PM
But the butthole is what adds the real pop :(.

They use the buttholes to make fake calamari.
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Post by: Baruch on December 17, 2019, 08:35:53 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2019, 01:57:02 PM
They use the buttholes to make fake calamari.

I once saw a poster for fantasy sushi.  The sushi of whale anus was called "bohunka".
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2019, 09:12:55 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 17, 2019, 10:00:14 PM
Saved by Chick-Fil-A ;-)
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Post by: Shiranu on December 18, 2019, 11:49:33 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 18, 2019, 01:21:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2019, 09:12:55 PM


I've worked with cows enough to hate them with a vengeance - been kicked in the head, stepped on, and shitted on so much that, if I never see a cow again it'll be too soon!
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Post by: Baruch on December 18, 2019, 03:11:49 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 18, 2019, 01:21:30 PM
I've worked with cows enough to hate them with a vengeance - been kicked in the head, stepped on, and shitted on so much that, if I never see a cow again it'll be too soon!

Maybe don't "grab their udder" ala Donald Trump ;-)  Got to see a calf born at a nearby dairy farm.  Got to hand milk one, for a short while, one time in 1965.  Later I have watched on TV, large animal vets working with them.  Looked pretty dangerous to me!
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 18, 2019, 03:16:17 PM
I once watched a veterinarian with his arm completely inside a cow, up to his shoulder, trying to turn the calf so it could be born properly. I decided I never wanted to do that for a living.
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Post by: Baruch on December 18, 2019, 03:34:48 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 18, 2019, 03:16:17 PM
I once watched a veterinarian with his arm completely inside a cow, up to his shoulder, trying to turn the calf so it could be born properly. I decided I never wanted to do that for a living.

Yep, saw that on TV too.  And what happens in a stall, when the cow decides to just fall over?  While the vet is in the stall?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 18, 2019, 03:45:54 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 18, 2019, 03:16:17 PM
I once watched a veterinarian with his arm completely inside a cow, up to his shoulder, trying to turn the calf so it could be born properly. I decided I never wanted to do that for a living.
On "Secrets of the Zoo" the vet was trying to ultrasound an elephants uterus, and he had to "clean her out" to get there. Fun to watch.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2019, 03:51:21 PM


It all depends on how much prep time Jesus has.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 18, 2019, 04:10:35 PM
Shouldn't Jesus be wrapped in the flag?
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Post by: Baruch on December 18, 2019, 09:46:41 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 18, 2019, 03:45:54 PM
On "Secrets of the Zoo" the vet was trying to ultrasound an elephants uterus, and he had to "clean her out" to get there. Fun to watch.

One woman zoo keeper got drown in elephant shit trying to give one of them an enema.  Sad.
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Post by: Baruch on December 18, 2019, 09:47:06 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 18, 2019, 04:10:35 PM
Shouldn't Jesus be wrapped in the flag?

USA is Satan country.  So no.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 24, 2019, 11:59:01 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2019, 09:55:38 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2019, 11:22:52 AM


Who wore it better?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2019, 11:56:21 AM
"Are you my mommy?"
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 26, 2019, 11:26:51 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 26, 2019, 11:38:20 AM
I did much the same with "pyos yob tvoyu mat".
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Post by: Munch on December 26, 2019, 11:44:37 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2019, 11:56:21 AM
"Are you my mommy?"

"Part of me is"
*Shows the coats tag made in china 100% horse skin*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 26, 2019, 12:35:14 PM
Quote from: Munch on December 26, 2019, 11:44:37 AM
"Part of me is"
*Shows the coats tag made in china 100% horse skin*
Przewalski's horse skin?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 26, 2019, 07:29:14 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 27, 2019, 01:19:31 PM
I wonder if anyone actually used cement in making the salsa? Good, solid food, that!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 27, 2019, 01:45:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 27, 2019, 01:19:31 PM
I wonder if anyone actually used cement in making the salsa? Good, solid food, that!
A real "stick to your esophagus" snack!
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Post by: Munch on December 27, 2019, 03:19:15 PM



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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2019, 10:57:59 PM


Farsight was right.  You just can't trust those Ethereals.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2019, 01:59:55 AM
Grindelwald secretly owns Amazon.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2019, 06:06:47 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 28, 2019, 09:31:14 PM
How progressive!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2019, 01:49:46 PM


Do you get to the Cloud district very often?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2019, 03:44:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2019, 09:27:28 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2019, 12:05:54 PM
How do you say "Sugarloaf" in Cantonese?
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 31, 2019, 01:20:59 PM
Very carefully.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2019, 02:44:03 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 31, 2019, 01:20:59 PM
Very carefully.
Sehr vorsichtig.

Doesn't sound right.
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Post by: Munch on January 01, 2020, 07:33:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2020, 11:40:31 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 02, 2020, 12:15:48 PM
Me no math either.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2020, 12:24:32 PM


Wifi is now in cable form!  Gamechanger!
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Post by: Baruch on January 03, 2020, 09:31:07 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 02, 2020, 12:24:32 PM


Wifi is now in cable form!  Gamechanger!

Maybe to link multiple transmitters by wire.  To do that wirelessly would potentially create interference.
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Post by: trdsf on January 05, 2020, 11:43:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 02, 2020, 12:24:32 PM
Wifi is now in cable form!  Gamechanger!
Hey, I can remember when the phone came that way, too!

(okay, and when's the last time anyone *dialled* a phone, as in with a real dial?)
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Post by: Munch on January 05, 2020, 04:42:14 PM
Quote from: trdsf on January 05, 2020, 11:43:21 AM
Hey, I can remember when the phone came that way, too!

(okay, and when's the last time anyone *dialled* a phone, as in with a real dial?)

"I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?"
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Post by: Baruch on January 05, 2020, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: trdsf on January 05, 2020, 11:43:21 AM
Hey, I can remember when the phone came that way, too!

(okay, and when's the last time anyone *dialled* a phone, as in with a real dial?)

Military got rid of the last audio phones about 10 years ago.  Only used as backups in case digital phone went down.  For the war room etc.  Now, "in case of war" you don't break glass if you get a blue screen, you call the IT guys for a reboot.  For me, probably 1970s at my parent's house.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2020, 09:29:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2020, 02:32:35 PM


I'm not anti-firefighter, but instead of using a firehose, firefighters should use something like a waterhose.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2020, 02:53:40 PM
One of my cousins proposed a system for voicemail: The speaker would leave a message, the message would be transcribed (like Dragon Dictate, he said) and sent to the other phone where the process would be reversed. I applauded and suggested he get to work on it right away. Hopefully that would keep him out of trouble and in a perfect world it would prevent him from reproducing as well.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2020, 11:33:05 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2020, 11:38:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2020, 01:52:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2020, 11:00:13 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 13, 2020, 01:37:01 PM
It looks more to me like two amoebas making hot love...
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Post by: Baruch on January 13, 2020, 01:41:45 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 13, 2020, 01:37:01 PM
It looks more to me like two amoebas making hot love...

Amoebas are sexless.  Do you reproduce by division?
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 13, 2020, 01:58:29 PM
O, those poor dear creatures! To never know the joy of multiple orgasm!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 13, 2020, 01:59:30 PM
Anybody else remember a scifi short story that began with amoeba porn?
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 13, 2020, 02:01:26 PM
No, but it sounds...like dysentery.
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Post by: Baruch on January 13, 2020, 03:18:40 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 13, 2020, 01:58:29 PM
O, those poor dear creatures! To never know the joy of multiple orgasm!

From zygote to embryo, you yourself subdivided many times.  But it all started with an orgasm ;-)
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 13, 2020, 03:19:51 PM
Yeah, I remember it! It felt really good!
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Post by: Baruch on January 13, 2020, 03:20:14 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 13, 2020, 01:59:30 PM
Anybody else remember a scifi short story that began with amoeba porn?

Must have been Amoeba Boys in the red light district ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJDRLgAuxgA
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Post by: Baruch on January 13, 2020, 03:20:35 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 13, 2020, 03:19:51 PM
Yeah, I remember it! It felt really good!

You are your own father?  Better than Jesus!
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 13, 2020, 03:27:51 PM
Yeah, since I won't have to sacrifice myself to myself!  LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2020, 07:44:55 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 13, 2020, 07:49:11 PM
Was anyone cured?
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Post by: Munch on January 13, 2020, 09:31:24 PM
So does that mean the toilet piping was backed up into jesus' intestines? Some happy plumber didn't get given his christmas bonus that year.
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Post by: Baruch on January 13, 2020, 09:33:27 PM
My apartment for 14 years was that bad, and I didn't even have a giant crucifix to protect me ;-(
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2020, 12:23:18 AM


Now let's all agree to never be creative again.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2020, 03:48:58 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 14, 2020, 04:11:04 PM
Almonds do make milk, but those tiny teats are hard to get a hold of.
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Post by: Baruch on January 14, 2020, 04:39:14 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 14, 2020, 04:11:04 PM
Almonds do make milk, but those tiny teats are hard to get a hold of.

I see flax milk, oat milk, coconut milk and soy milk at the store.  Their teats are hard to get a hold of too ;-)
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Post by: Munch on January 14, 2020, 05:10:06 PM
Do you think poison ivy only drinks almond milk because shes a plant lady and doesn't want any awful mammals milk, or refuses to turn innocent almonds into milk and will just drink the pathetic mammals milk?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 14, 2020, 05:20:24 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 14, 2020, 05:10:06 PM
Do you think poison ivy only drinks almond milk because shes a plant lady and doesn't want any awful mammals milk, or refuses to turn innocent almonds into milk and will just drink the pathetic mammals milk?

Maybe she drinks human milk, purely out of spite.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 14, 2020, 05:22:21 PM
Too bad there's no banana milk, I bet that would be great!
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Post by: Munch on January 14, 2020, 08:44:59 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 14, 2020, 05:20:24 PM
Maybe she drinks human milk, purely out of spite.

wait so poison ivy has a human milking farm?

This rabbit holes going deep.
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Post by: Baruch on January 14, 2020, 10:54:34 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 14, 2020, 05:22:21 PM
Too bad there's no banana milk, I bet that would be great!

Yes, you can buy that.  But you have to shuck your own banana ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on January 14, 2020, 10:55:19 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 14, 2020, 05:10:06 PM
Do you think poison ivy only drinks almond milk because shes a plant lady and doesn't want any awful mammals milk, or refuses to turn innocent almonds into milk and will just drink the pathetic mammals milk?

Kumis, fermented mare's milk, drink of Mongol hordes.
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Post by: Baruch on January 14, 2020, 10:56:07 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 14, 2020, 08:44:59 PM
wait so poison ivy has a human milking farm?

This rabbit holes going deep.

Maybe milking men by feminist terrorists ...
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 15, 2020, 07:36:35 AM
Quote from: Munch on January 14, 2020, 08:44:59 PM
wait so poison ivy has a human milking farm?

This rabbit holes going deep.

Those that don't produce enough milk get buried in the back yard, to sustain her private vegetable garden.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 15, 2020, 08:50:58 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 15, 2020, 10:48:11 PM


I guess I was an intermediate.
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 15, 2020, 11:41:16 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 15, 2020, 10:48:11 PM


I guess I was an intermediate.
I am expert--when the Yankees win the world series!
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 16, 2020, 12:20:51 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on January 15, 2020, 11:41:16 PM
I am expert--when the Yankees win the world series!

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2020, 08:59:41 AM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 16, 2020, 09:13:16 AM
Should be a really short fight.
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Post by: Baruch on January 16, 2020, 09:32:10 AM
Trial by dragons is more cool ;-)
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 16, 2020, 09:50:08 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 16, 2020, 12:20:51 AM

I hadn't seen that one yet.  But, really, everybody loves Yosemite!  Ever been there??
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 16, 2020, 01:25:02 PM
Yellowstone's even better.
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 16, 2020, 01:37:49 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 16, 2020, 01:25:02 PM
Yellowstone's even better.
I agree.  But Yellowstone is so much bigger.  Both are worth going out of one's way to see.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 16, 2020, 01:41:55 PM
I've been to both, and Glacier, as well. They're all amazing. At least Yosemite isn't like to blow up any time soon...
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Post by: Baruch on January 16, 2020, 03:01:52 PM
Leftists busy digging into Old Faithful, to trigger eruption.  USA must die!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2020, 07:24:22 PM


Chapter 1:  How to flip churches

Chapter 2:  repurposing priestly mansions (remember: clearing out the sex dungeons is time critical!)

Chapter 3:  Sell or hoard gold?

Chapter 4:  Go south, young man!  Bible belt states - few people, lots of abandoned walmarts and gun stores
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 17, 2020, 09:18:35 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 17, 2020, 10:26:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 17, 2020, 11:21:20 PM
^ That's been going on for a while now.  Hopefully, Gamestop shutters completely.

I will never understand why they stayed in business as long as they did - especially in the age of digital downloads.  I mean, they sold used games at barely discounted prices - bizarrely, sometimes more than new prices - they heavily engaged in Satan's usury (preordering), paid pennies on the dollar for used games which are then sell it for almost ten times what they paid, told to outright lie to the customer about what's in stock, etc.

They're like pawn shops owned by Gordon Gekko and managed by Dolores Umbridge.  It is utterly mystifying that anyone walks into those stores with any expectations other than being swindled, lied to, and possibly buggered.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 18, 2020, 02:05:07 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 17, 2020, 11:21:20 PM
^ That's been going on for a while now.  Hopefully, Gamestop shutters completely.

I will never understand why they stayed in business as long as they did - especially in the age of digital downloads.  I mean, they sold used games at barely discounted prices - bizarrely, sometimes more than new prices - they heavily engaged in Satan's usury (preordering), paid pennies on the dollar for used games which are then sell it for almost ten times what they paid, told to outright lie to the customer about what's in stock, etc.

They're like pawn shops owned by Gordon Gekko and managed by Dolores Umbridge.  It is utterly mystifying that anyone walks into those stores with any expectations other than being swindled, lied to, and possibly buggered.

I remember preordering Pokémon Emerald Version at a GameStop. They asked me if I wanted to pay for it now or when I picked it up. They highly encouraged the former. I did so. When I picked up my game, they told me they overcharged me and offered in-store credits to reimburse me. My mom, who was there with me both times, said she recognized that evil marketing trick, but she chose to wait until after I'd already been swindled and was on the way home to speak up for some reason.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2020, 07:01:20 PM


Pika!  Pika!
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Post by: trdsf on January 19, 2020, 01:33:02 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 13, 2020, 07:44:55 PM

Whence the phrase, "Jesus Christ!  The fucking toilet's backed up!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2020, 08:26:02 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2020, 09:53:51 AM
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Post by: Munch on January 19, 2020, 03:14:18 PM
little did the state trooper know, he was faced with one of the surviving jedi children anakin forgot about, who became sith after she saw all her friends dead.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 19, 2020, 04:10:56 PM
Sounds like a writing prompt.
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Post by: Munch on January 19, 2020, 08:37:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2020, 12:28:44 AM


It's like Paarthurnax in my head and Eugene Porter (TWD) out loud.
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Post by: Baruch on January 20, 2020, 12:29:52 AM
Munch:  Maths is hard.  Ask Diane Abbott ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2020, 12:10:53 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2020, 02:02:36 PM
Yeah. My surrogate father was a one-legged Marine that taught me how to fire a .50 cal. machine gun when I was fourteen. No video games in 1965, oil drums had to do.
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Post by: Baruch on January 20, 2020, 02:16:27 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 20, 2020, 12:10:53 PM


Liberals will have to hold their nose to vote for this old corrupt White creep.
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Post by: Baruch on January 20, 2020, 02:20:55 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2020, 02:02:36 PM
Yeah. My surrogate father was a one-legged Marine that taught me how to fire a .50 cal. machine gun when I was fourteen. No video games in 1965, oil drums had to do.

Anecdotally, I have heard of a Korean War veteran that brought back a sack of grenades ;-(

Back in the 60s, some schools let boys bring their guns to school for "show and tell" ... though I never saw this.

In Virginia, they are trying to annul current SCOTUS interpretation of 2nd amendment.  This isn't just annulling Federal law (which is illegal), but annulling part of the Constitution, as interpreted by SCOTUS, without going thru the messy process of getting an official amendment.  Last time this happened it was the Dems, in 1860 ;-(

Basically tyranny = screw the law if I don't like it, and screw the Constitution if I don't like it aka criminals and rebels.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2020, 04:16:30 PM
We weren't allowed to bring guns to school when I was in the second grade, c. 1959.
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Post by: Baruch on January 20, 2020, 07:54:31 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2020, 04:16:30 PM
We weren't allowed to bring guns to school when I was in the second grade, c. 1959.

Must have been a liberal school district ;-) ... I wouldn't have allowed it either.  I got in trouble in 5th grade for bringing my own jump-rope to school.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 21, 2020, 01:53:13 PM
We had guns for varmints when I was a kid, but we never took them to school for show and tell, since every other kid had pretty much the same guns.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 21, 2020, 02:19:34 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 18, 2020, 07:01:20 PM


Pika!  Pika!

That would definitely not be a sustainable business. Imagine all the capturing that would have to happen behind the scenes for this to happen. Then again, the service is free, so they're probably government funded.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2020, 02:43:23 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 21, 2020, 02:19:34 PM
That would definitely not be a sustainable business. Imagine all the capturing that would have to happen behind the scenes for this to happen. Then again, the service is free, so they're probably government funded.
They're scanned and duplicated, which eventually fall down into the boxes.  Meanwhile, the originals are thrown away and replacement pokemon are taken from whatever's on hand.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2020, 02:49:44 PM


La grosse pomme
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 21, 2020, 02:57:32 PM
I wonder if that was Lindsey Graham? Probably not - too smart.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2020, 02:59:37 PM
"It hasn't been the same since they flew those airplanes into it."
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 21, 2020, 03:15:14 PM
That was only after Godzilla climbed up on it.
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Post by: Munch on January 21, 2020, 04:19:24 PM
I didn't know America counted as an empire.
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Post by: Baruch on January 21, 2020, 04:28:30 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 21, 2020, 04:19:24 PM
I didn't know America counted as an empire.

We are your Gypsy doppelgänger.  Like in a horror movie, we moved into your house and displaced the owner (Yanks with British war brides).  Y'all been a cuck for 80 years.  But you may have recently found your forgotten gonads.  Hold out 10 days plus 11 months, and we will give you back the keys.

"We all laughed when the Yanks came to Hong Kong on the way to Manila Bay.  Thought the Spanish would thrash them." ... that put a "fish and chips" on Admiral Dewey's shoulder.  Few years later we all worked together at the Foreign Legation in Peking, beating off the Boxers.  Only time there was an EU army (with American and Japanese additions).  Daddy Britain kept us in apprenticeship for nearly 50 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEaUGiiw2Tg

Only one US sailor died ... from heat prostration, shoveling coal in the engine room of the USS Olympia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHvQqnJb73g
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2020, 04:52:39 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 21, 2020, 04:19:24 PM
I didn't know America counted as an empire.
Not ALL of America, just one state.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2020, 04:52:58 PM
And that's an official loop!
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Post by: aitm on January 22, 2020, 04:25:56 PM
We were allowed to bring our long guns to school only if we were in shop making new stocks for them. That ended about 1980 when some kid decided to use his to hold the principle hostage. My brother who was a detective at the time snuck in and was able to disarm the kid and nobody got hurt. He got a nice little medal for that. A few years later he got fired because he called the owner of the hardware store at 3 am to tell him he was sitting inside the store eating a ice cream bar. Wanted to show the guy how easy it was to get in and why his immense stock of guns were at risk.
Didn’t get fired for showing  the guy how to protect his store, got fired for eating the ice cream bar.
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Post by: Baruch on January 22, 2020, 07:34:09 PM
Knew a HS chemistry teacher who had a story about a chemistry student, who was able to make nitro glycerine.  The teacher "recovered" the contraband and spent an evening detonating it one drop at a time.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 22, 2020, 07:37:08 PM
Should just have donated it to Mythbusters, they love to blow stuff up!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 24, 2020, 03:59:09 PM
2020 be like:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2020, 04:08:39 PM
I can't get that image on one screen. WTF
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Post by: Shiranu on January 24, 2020, 04:40:03 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 21, 2020, 04:19:24 PM
I didn't know America counted as an empire.

Depends on which definition you use, but there are several recognized definitions that we would definitely qualify as one under... some of them could be used to only refer to the States as well, given how many of us were forced into the Union without necessarily our own consent and our historically different languages, dialects, cultures and histories.

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Post by: Baruch on January 24, 2020, 05:48:35 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 24, 2020, 04:40:03 PM
Depends on which definition you use, but there are several recognized definitions that we would definitely qualify as one under... some of them could be used to only refer to the States as well, given how many of us were forced into the Union without necessarily our own consent and our historically different languages, dialects, cultures and histories.

I would be happy if New York began a new campaign to pacify the W Coast ;-)  Bad as the South circa 1860, concerning nullification of Federal law!  Actually, NYC and Denver have been served notice by ICE, that their mayors will be charged in Federal court, if they don't give up illegal aliens held in their own jails, as required by law.  If the Federal court agrees, and they defy the Federal court, then the mayors will go to jail.  I would be happy to see both of those cities, maybe all cities in the US, undergo Reconstruction with Federal troops.  The Dems make this necessary at least once every 100 years ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2020, 07:30:08 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 24, 2020, 04:40:03 PM
Depends on which definition you use, but there are several recognized definitions that we would definitely qualify as one under... some of them could be used to only refer to the States as well, given how many of us were forced into the Union without necessarily our own consent and our historically different languages, dialects, cultures and histories.


It takes a full blown quibble-thon to qualify the US as an Empire.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 24, 2020, 07:43:47 PM
Well, America is almost twice as large as the Roman Empire was at its peak.
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Post by: Baruch on January 24, 2020, 09:00:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 24, 2020, 07:43:47 PM
Well, America is almost twice as large as the Roman Empire was at its peak.

Depends on if you count the water in the middle.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 24, 2020, 09:52:26 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2020, 07:30:08 PM
It takes a full blown quibble-thon to qualify the US as an Empire.

Uh, no, it doesn't.

MW Definition: "a major political unit having a territory of great extent or a number of territories or peoples under a single sovereign authority."

That is the textbook definition, and it clearly defines what America is. The United States is made up of *gasp* States that either belong to unique regions with their own distinct linguistic, cultural, social and historical traits that are vastly different from other regions within the States, or in some instances like Texas, Hawai'i, California, New Mexico, Utah and several others were and are their own cultural entities that were either sold, won through war or had their governments overthrown to become part of the Union. All of these unique peoples and regions answer to one federal government above them.

That is about as textbook empire as you can get, expecially if you consider an emperor or empress is not a necessity (even if historically a given) to be one. And I am leaving out territories like Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, etc.

That didn't require any tweaking of the textbook definition of an empire, and that is using the most concrete definition of what an empire even is. If you go into the less literal translations of empire we become even more apparently one.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2020, 10:39:44 PM
LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 24, 2020, 11:41:53 PM
Empires are essentially a conglomeration of different nations/peoples under a single authority (as opposed to a nation-state or city-state or confederation, etc).

A key feature of empires is that they are heterogeneous - there are many nations (i.e. tribes) under the same government.  This is quite literally the case in the US mainland.

And when you factor in the US's various island holdings, especially Hawaii and Puerto Rico (neither of which volunteered for the honor of joining the US, to put it mildly), there's definitely a case to be made for calling this an empire.

Wikipedia has an interesting little blurb on the subject:

QuoteCharacterizing some aspects of American foreign policy and international behavior as "American Empire" is controversial but not uncommon. This characterization is controversial because of the strong tendency in American society to reject claims of American imperialism. The initial motivations for the inception of the United States eventually led to the development of this tendency, which has been perpetuated by the country-wide obsession with this national narrative. The United States was formed because colonists did not like being under control of the British Empire. Essentially, the United States was formed in an attempt to reject imperialism. This makes it very hard for people to acknowledge America's status as an empire. This active rejection of imperialist status is not limited to high-ranking government officials, as it has been ingrained in American society throughout its entire history. As David Ludden explains, "journalists, scholars, teachers, students, analysts, and politicians prefer to depict the U.S. as a nation pursuing its own interests and ideals". This often results in imperialist endeavors being presented as measures taken to enhance national security. Ludden explains this phenomenon with the concept of "ideological blinders", which he says prevent American citizens from realizing the true nature of America's current systems and strategies. These "ideological blinders" that people wear have resulted in an "invisible" American empire of which most American citizens are unaware.
Any of that sound familiar?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2020, 11:54:18 PM
"That is the textbook definition, and it clearly defines what America is." The definition fits Canada, Australia, Brazil, India, China...
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2020, 12:22:24 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2020, 11:54:18 PMThe definition fits Canada, Australia, Brazil, India, China...
The Han ethnic group makes up 91% of China...

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2020, 07:43:25 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 25, 2020, 12:22:24 AM
The Han ethnic group makes up 91% of China...


And the first Qin emperor gathered all seven Chinese nations into one empire.

Are we on ping or pong? I've lost track.
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Post by: Baruch on January 25, 2020, 08:11:50 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 25, 2020, 12:22:24 AM
The Han ethnic group makes up 91% of China...



Empires require a large army and the willingness to use it ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjVgX0A8Jtc&list=PL8E9572F9101B50C9&index=2

Beautiful movie.  But don't forget, Shi Huang Di was a genocidal psychopath.  Big ideas require big craziness.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2020, 08:19:45 AM


To stop predation, all you have to do is teach the animals to not eat meat.  Super simple stuff.
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Post by: Munch on January 25, 2020, 09:26:46 AM
I vote for allowing vegans into lion and tiger enclosures to teach them first hand, while we fill the results
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Post by: Shiranu on January 25, 2020, 11:23:22 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2020, 11:54:18 PM
"That is the textbook definition, and it clearly defines what America is." The definition fits Canada, Australia, Brazil, India, China...

I would agree with that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2020, 11:47:36 AM
So we wind up with "everybody is special in their own special way" thinking.

Be honest. If you want to hate the US, that's fine.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 25, 2020, 02:21:44 PM
OK, I need a clue: what does any of the preceding have to do with hating the U.S.?
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Post by: Shiranu on January 25, 2020, 03:48:52 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2020, 11:47:36 AM
So we wind up with "everybody is special in their own special way" thinking.

Be honest. If you want to hate the US, that's fine.

No, we wind up with recognizing what modern states generally are and thus having a clearer understanding of the world we live in. All water is wet, that doesn't somehow make the glass sitting on my table "less" water than it was before stating that.

A concrete example of this is our treatment of Puerto Rico, who has had it's economy decimated by American politics and companies as well as is dependent on the federal government (to whom they do pay federal taxes) for aid in situations like Hurricane Maria and the recent earthquake and yet is not given any actual voice within the federal government.

Another example would be the white-washing of Hawai'ian history to erase any memory that they were a sovereign nation who were forcibly overthrown by U.S. Marines and American businessmen to become a state. By accepting the train of thought that the United States is a nation, rather than an empire, it gives a false impression that all the states joined of their own free-will and willingly at that, when that is not true for a large handful of states.

Trust me, if I wanted to find reasons to hate the US, calling it an empire would probably be #403928 on reasons I could think of to do so.

You brought up Canada, and they honestly are another great example of how modern states are often imperial in nature. Look at their (along with essentially all other modern states in the Americas) treatment of the Native American populations; it is literally textbook subjugation and cultural destruction as you would see practiced by empires of the past, if not always taken to the extreme. 

If anything you are only making me more confident in that statement, because you aren't actually refuting anything I say and the more I research it... the more right it appears I am. So... thanks, I think. 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2020, 04:38:51 PM
Don't thank me,  you have a hissy fit when you're wrong.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 25, 2020, 04:50:10 PM
And you never provide any evidence for your statements, so you shouldn't be worrying your sweet little self too much about that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2020, 04:53:31 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 25, 2020, 04:50:10 PM
And you never provide any evidence for your statements, so you shouldn't be worrying your sweet little self too much about that.

I respond to worthwhile posts. Worth my time responding.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 25, 2020, 04:59:41 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2020, 04:53:31 PM
I respond to worthwhile posts.

I don't doubt you do, since you have responded to every post I make.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2020, 06:25:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2020, 11:47:36 AMBe honest. If you want to hate the US, that's fine.
Awfully big leap from acknowledging that the political structure resembles an empire to "hating" the US.

Evidently, the wiki blurb hit the nail on the head - the term empire has a lot of negative connotations and therefore people might be reluctant to acknowledge that term for emotional rather than rational reasons.

I thank you for at least laying your cards on the table, albeit after a fashion.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2020, 06:43:40 PM
The US as "The Evil Empire" get tedious after a while, say 30 seconds.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 25, 2020, 06:53:56 PM
Who said anything at all about the U.S. being an "evil empire," other than you?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2020, 06:55:13 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 25, 2020, 06:53:56 PM
Who said anything at all about the U.S. being an "evil empire," other than you?
Okay then.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 25, 2020, 07:59:41 PM
Looks like someone dropped this....

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2020, 01:50:26 PM
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Post by: Munch on January 28, 2020, 08:18:20 PM
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Post by: Munch on January 28, 2020, 09:06:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2020, 10:12:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2020, 07:09:56 AM


Meesa got a moy bad feeling bout dis...
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Post by: Munch on January 29, 2020, 07:21:24 AM
Can't help but feel that Lucas only worked in the old days when he didn't have complete control, since his complete control lead to episodes 1,2 and 3, and adding cgi bs into the originals
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Post by: Baruch on January 29, 2020, 11:38:45 AM
Quote from: Munch on January 29, 2020, 07:21:24 AM
Can't help but feel that Lucas only worked in the old days when he didn't have complete control, since his complete control lead to episodes 1,2 and 3, and adding cgi bs into the originals

Success ruined him.  Like so many others.
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Post by: Munch on January 29, 2020, 11:52:50 AM
Quote from: Baruch on January 29, 2020, 11:38:45 AM
Success ruined him.  Like so many others.

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely
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Post by: Baruch on January 29, 2020, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 29, 2020, 11:52:50 AM
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely

Digital media are less stable than celluloid.  His sins will be forgotten, and then he will be Legend.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2020, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: Munch on January 29, 2020, 11:52:50 AM
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely
Unlimmittted POWAHH
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2020, 11:54:48 PM
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Post by: trdsf on January 30, 2020, 01:09:08 AM
Quote from: Munch on January 29, 2020, 07:21:24 AM
Can't help but feel that Lucas only worked in the old days when he didn't have complete control, since his complete control lead to episodes 1,2 and 3, and adding cgi bs into the originals
Oh, you can go back even earlier.  His 1971 version of THX 1138 still stands out in my mind, even though I haven't seen the 1971 version in over 40 years -- I refuse to see the "digitally enhanced" version.

It wasn't power that corrupted Lucas, it was money and protecting a franchise.  Time was when he genuinely was a gifted film maker.  The original 1977 Star Wars, he had no idea what kind of a phenomenon he was creating, so he could just throw himself completely into it.  The only thing he was counting on was his study of Joseph Campbell and the way Western society is known to react to the kinds of tropes he was working with.  Empire Strikes Back he still had more or less a free hand even though he wasn't directing anymore, because he didn't yet know if the series could support sequels.

But by the time Return of the Jedi was made, it was a financial empire to be protected at all costs, rather than an artistic expression -- or even just a good old fashioned roller-coaster ride of an adventure movie.  And that's when it stopped being fun.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2020, 12:18:29 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2020, 12:30:26 PM
Every time I see "Okay Boomer" I remember that the speaker was just semen in somebody's vagina when I was having fun out here.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2020, 01:04:59 PM
I feel like you'd be less upset if you knew the full context of that joke.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Brbrdnh74yA
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2020, 01:06:29 PM
Or still disdainful of lame attempts at insulting people. You have to give someone permission to piss you off before it can happen. G'luck with that.
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Post by: Shiranu on January 30, 2020, 01:11:53 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2020, 01:06:29 PM
Or still disdainful of lame attempts at insulting people. You have to give someone permission to piss you off before it can happen. G'luck with that.

Okay boomer.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2020, 01:44:12 PM
See? Still silly.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2020, 02:18:19 PM
Okay, I guess I have to outright tell you.

The phrase is being used in an ironic sense - first by a comparitively older guy to ingratiate himself with a younger crowd (the joke is that he's clueless and socially awkward) and the second time in a genuinely sinister manner (the absurdity of it as a parting shot is what makes it funny here)

But no more explaining from here on out, okay boomer?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2020, 03:06:27 PM
Wasn't necessary (or important) to explain it the first  time.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 30, 2020, 03:53:56 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2020, 12:30:26 PM
Every time I see "Okay Boomer" I remember that the speaker was just semen in somebody's vagina when I was having fun out here.

I have a buddy called Boomer, so I bet he hears that phrase a lot!  LOL
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Post by: Munch on January 30, 2020, 03:59:28 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 30, 2020, 01:11:53 PM
Okay boomer.

Quiet Zoomer.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2020, 04:29:17 PM
Oh, thou hast wounded me  unto the quick with thy lightning wit. I am undone!
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Post by: Munch on January 30, 2020, 05:08:39 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 30, 2020, 03:53:56 PM
I have a buddy called Boomer, so I bet he hears that phrase a lot!  LOL

When I think the name boomer I think Labrador living in a trailor park.
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Post by: Sal1981 on January 30, 2020, 05:55:23 PM
(https://www.oglaf.com/puddleduck/)

Other stuff on website is NSFW, in case you're not aware.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2020, 06:14:13 PM
That incubus he did a few years back was weird.  And funny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2020, 09:43:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 31, 2020, 09:24:56 AM


Rule of thumb: if you have a sword or gun, and the guy you're fighting has a sword or gun, you're a soldier.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 31, 2020, 10:39:08 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2020, 07:13:52 PM
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Post by: Baruch on February 01, 2020, 08:24:30 PM
Without the Byzantines .. E Europe and Russia would just be serfs of the Huns and Mongols.  They could have fought off the Turks, but at Manzikert (1071) SJW Byzantine troops decided to betray their own kind, because it would be racist to discriminate against the superior mustaches of the Turkish troops ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2020, 11:39:22 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on February 03, 2020, 08:27:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2020, 09:07:39 PM
They really should speak the official language of the United States.





...oh, right.
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Post by: Baruch on February 03, 2020, 10:43:04 PM
Spanish is beautiful.  Many Americans do speak it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2020, 11:18:50 PM
My new favorite comic series:



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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2020, 07:32:06 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 04, 2020, 07:37:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz7z_Ga2e5Y
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2020, 11:01:08 PM


If I were on Sliders, I would wait till I get to a decent enough world and then smash the timer.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 05, 2020, 01:31:01 PM
With my luck it'd turn out to be a Slip-'N-Slide!  LOL
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Post by: Baruch on February 05, 2020, 04:08:45 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 05, 2020, 01:31:01 PM
With my luck it'd turn out to be a Slip-'N-Slide!  LOL

I was scared, in 1967, the first time I went down a Slip-'N-Slide, second time was fine.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 05, 2020, 04:17:05 PM
Yeah, the first time is always a bitch!  LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2020, 07:04:43 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 05, 2020, 07:10:34 PM
A theologian would've found Waldo anyway.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2020, 08:56:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2020, 09:14:41 PM


For the Chancellor.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 05, 2020, 10:22:36 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 06, 2020, 01:39:36 PM
Now that's a funny fish story!  LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2020, 01:28:38 AM
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Post by: Munch on February 07, 2020, 03:17:26 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2020, 03:47:57 PM
"Have you tried ... not being gay?"
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2020, 06:39:35 PM


There are four lights.
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Post by: Baruch on February 07, 2020, 08:24:12 PM
Admiral Picard believes in Commander Data's two daughters ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2020, 07:12:49 PM
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Post by: Munch on February 08, 2020, 10:54:21 PM
She writes like a Spaniard
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2020, 07:36:35 AM


I'd rather just be frozen in carbonite and stacked in stowage.
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Post by: Munch on February 09, 2020, 07:42:14 AM
I don't see the thought process behind this. Also plane journeys are pretty terrifying as it is, why would anyone want to sit backwards on a plane.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 09, 2020, 09:58:14 AM
Quote from: Munch on February 09, 2020, 07:42:14 AM
I don't see the thought process behind this. Also plane journeys are pretty terrifying as it is, why would anyone want to sit backwards on a plane.
It's not a preference, it's shoe-horning two more seats on the plane. Be sure to moo as we go down the ramp.
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Post by: Munch on February 09, 2020, 10:10:13 AM
You couldn't even stretch you legs under the seat in front
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Post by: Baruch on February 09, 2020, 11:06:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 09, 2020, 07:36:35 AM


I'd rather just be frozen in carbonite and stacked in stowage.

Chinese airlines have proposed to have passengers stand up, holding a ceiling strap, like in a subway car.
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Post by: Munch on February 09, 2020, 11:30:49 AM
Quote from: Baruch on February 09, 2020, 11:06:01 AM
Chinese airlines have proposed to have passengers stand up, holding a ceiling strap, like in a subway car.

that seems quite generous for china.
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Post by: Munch on February 09, 2020, 11:34:20 AM


wow players would understand
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 09, 2020, 06:08:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 09, 2020, 07:36:35 AM


I'd rather just be frozen in carbonite and stacked in stowage.


Well, he could always just hitch a ride.
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Post by: Baruch on February 09, 2020, 09:12:08 PM
In New Economy Class ... you are strapped to the wing, and told to flap your arms ;-)

Happened in original movie version of Flight of the Phoenix.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2020, 09:15:41 PM
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Post by: Baruch on February 09, 2020, 09:28:25 PM
I like it back in the 70s when the SCOTUS got to watch a lot of porn, to decide if it was OK to regulate it ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2020, 12:14:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2020, 07:12:40 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 10, 2020, 01:43:05 PM
Did the Gauls ever learn Latin? I think they still speak French...
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2020, 02:36:47 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 10, 2020, 01:43:05 PM
Did the Gauls ever learn Latin? I think they still speak French...
aka vulgar latin
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 10, 2020, 02:40:43 PM
In my opinion, all Latin is vulgar...
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Post by: Baruch on February 10, 2020, 03:10:11 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 10, 2020, 02:40:43 PM
In my opinion, all Latin is vulgar...

Spain, Portugal, Italy and Romania agree, French Latin is more vulgar ...

Classical Latin uses a different vocabulary and pronunciation, Vulgar Latin was defined as both colloquial, and Catholic Church based (the Vulgar Latin Bible of Jerome).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BafD8q184U4

Marcus Antonius speaking to the Conspirators ... implied is the Mafia body language ... capiche ?  Some things in the Senate never change.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2020, 11:58:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2020, 12:02:02 AM


**CLASSIFIED** For your eyes only
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2020, 09:10:58 AM


10 hours and it's the best part of the whole day.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 11, 2020, 01:35:13 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 10, 2020, 11:58:12 PM


It could be red wasps...
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 11, 2020, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 11, 2020, 09:10:58 AM


10 hours and it's the best part of the whole day.


It's like flushing the toilet, only more so.
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Post by: Baruch on February 11, 2020, 02:29:31 PM
You have a problem with "floaters"?  ;-)
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 11, 2020, 02:32:08 PM
We all float down here...
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2020, 07:11:03 PM


I prefer to think of it as books and billboards.
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Post by: Munch on February 11, 2020, 08:21:12 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 11, 2020, 09:12:53 PM
Why is that painting reversed?
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Post by: Munch on February 11, 2020, 09:16:28 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 11, 2020, 09:12:53 PM
Why is that painting reversed?

maybe the person who meme'd it wanted to avoid a copyright strike?
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 11, 2020, 10:15:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 11, 2020, 09:12:53 PM
Why is that painting reversed?

The punchline works better that way, since the goose is supposed to be read second.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2020, 08:58:03 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 11, 2020, 10:15:01 PM
The punchline works better that way, since the goose is supposed to be read second.
I spent years looking at pictures for the Navy. That kind of thing is a major speed bump for me.
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Post by: Baruch on February 12, 2020, 10:19:23 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2020, 08:58:03 AM
I spent years looking at pictures for the Navy. That kind of thing is a major speed bump for me.

You must have also spent too much time looking at Escher ;-)
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 12, 2020, 01:32:50 PM
One can never spend too much time looking at Escher.
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Post by: Baruch on February 12, 2020, 03:04:12 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 12, 2020, 01:32:50 PM
One can never spend too much time looking at Escher.

But is Escher looking into you?  And are you 2 or 3 dimensional?
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 12, 2020, 03:13:04 PM
I'm the guy in the print "Belvedere" sitting on the bench contemplating the impossible cube.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2020, 04:41:51 PM


I'm 100% convinced that these were the sort of people that Lucas listened to when he made the special editions.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2020, 05:26:35 PM


What's in your kid's kitchen?

Knives - used to stab people
Spoons - used to scoop out murder victim's eyeballs
Baking Soda - used to clean up muder scenes
Rapeseed oil - well, that one's pretty self-explainatory

Bottom line: if you catch your kid in the kitchen, they're probably learning how murder, not how to cook!
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Post by: Munch on February 13, 2020, 08:00:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2020, 01:07:13 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2020, 06:24:29 AM
Thanks! You reminded me to put out a card for my wife.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 14, 2020, 01:26:44 PM
I hope there's no St. Valentine's day massacre today...
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Post by: Baruch on February 14, 2020, 03:30:18 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 14, 2020, 01:26:44 PM
I hope there's no St. Valentine's day massacre today...

Anti-French or anti-Catholic much?  Or pro-Huguenot?  Yeah, your jokes are pretty dark, reminds me of ... me.

Got a Valentine's card from my daughter.  We are all on diets, so we can't do candy any more ;-(
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 14, 2020, 03:38:37 PM
John Candy was a really sweet guy...
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Post by: Baruch on February 14, 2020, 05:11:02 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 14, 2020, 03:38:37 PM
John Candy was a really sweet guy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgjMZ6vmYWg

Especially as a White chewbacca ...
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 14, 2020, 05:14:14 PM
I was just watching a video about Spaceballs!
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Post by: Baruch on February 14, 2020, 05:25:09 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 14, 2020, 05:14:14 PM
I was just watching a video about Spaceballs!

Great fur-balls think alike.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 14, 2020, 05:58:03 PM
Here's a good video for Rudolph Valentino's day:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzvusYJFg0U
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Post by: Baruch on February 14, 2020, 06:39:31 PM
Original Duke Valentino - Cesare Borgia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXL8XHpjfGI

Alpha male.

Rudolph Valentino - Son of the Sheik 1926, his last movie ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OAlbfZRCvY

Girls prefer imaginary bad boys.

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2020, 08:06:21 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 14, 2020, 08:15:57 PM
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Post by: Baruch on February 14, 2020, 10:54:59 PM
Looks like a bull frog looking for a girl friend ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2020, 01:05:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2020, 12:17:27 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2020, 08:51:28 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2020, 01:26:58 PM


And the cameras are 180p @ 5fps
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2020, 08:23:24 AM


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Post by: Munch on February 18, 2020, 08:42:46 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on February 19, 2020, 08:10:00 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 19, 2020, 12:20:50 PM
Quote from: Munch on February 18, 2020, 08:42:46 PM


A pizza's basically a dumping ground for any topping you can dream of. Cici's even has a macaroni and cheese pizza, and it's really good (provided you get it fresh, and not after its been sitting under a lamp for an hour). Personally, I love Hawaiian pizza.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 19, 2020, 01:19:54 PM
Oh, the humanities!
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Post by: Shiranu on February 19, 2020, 01:27:41 PM
Quote from: Munch on February 18, 2020, 08:42:46 PM




Classics.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 19, 2020, 01:29:53 PM
That guy holding the dude's chin looks like he's having a great time!  LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2020, 02:56:31 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 19, 2020, 03:09:23 PM
I wonder if anyone's ever topped a pizza with chili? I bet that Wolf brand no beans chili would be great!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2020, 05:04:14 PM


Also, people who plug the usb cord correctly in less than three tries > warlocks
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Post by: Munch on February 19, 2020, 07:19:31 PM


romantic!
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 19, 2020, 07:27:17 PM
Yeah, without the candles it would just be a fancy toilet. But with the candles it's ever so romantic!



:-P
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Post by: Munch on February 19, 2020, 07:32:55 PM
Lord and lady chatterly of Poppington Hall only desire the best ambiance for pinching a grumpy one. Chin chin!
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 19, 2020, 07:55:35 PM
Quote from: Munch on February 19, 2020, 07:19:31 PM


romantic!

Can you imagine going into the men's restroom at Walmart and seeing that?
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Post by: Munch on February 19, 2020, 08:51:32 PM
It also only has one flusher for both toilets. Someone's getting swirly
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2020, 11:47:28 PM


That SWAT team idea sounds pretty dope.  I'd watch it.
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Post by: Munch on February 20, 2020, 02:56:12 AM
Swat-Vaxxers

I like the sound of that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 20, 2020, 05:19:43 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 19, 2020, 03:09:23 PM
I wonder if anyone's ever topped a pizza with chili? I bet that Wolf brand no beans chili would be great!
My favorite chip dip!
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 20, 2020, 03:49:54 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 20, 2020, 03:53:56 PM
It may be because of movies like this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df-zoKPQa_4
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Post by: Baruch on February 20, 2020, 05:54:31 PM
Not as romantic as the 1947 "The Ghost And Mrs Muir".
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 21, 2020, 12:06:18 PM
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Post by: Munch on February 21, 2020, 03:46:44 PM
Suzy also made Billy cry when telling him the earth was round.

Karen, Billie's mother, used her PTA powers to come after Suzy's family.

The town ended up chasing Karen and Billy out of town.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2020, 04:48:56 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 21, 2020, 04:50:48 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on February 21, 2020, 12:06:18 PM

THAT is priceless!  My wife is now searching the web for a site that sells it.  I assume it is a real book.....If I can talk my wife into it, we will send a copy to my 1 yr old great grand child, whose dad is a Mormon.  Well, maybe not, but that would be priceless, too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2020, 09:30:42 PM
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Post by: Munch on February 23, 2020, 10:11:11 PM
That's a paradox of some sort
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2020, 11:17:50 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on February 24, 2020, 12:02:06 AM
I hereby put forth the motion that Hydra be granted the status of Lord of the Funny Pictures, First Duke of Tell a Joke or Two and Count of the Arts and Entertainment subforum.
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Post by: Baruch on February 24, 2020, 07:33:39 AM
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quantum-weirdness

the real theory-of-everything
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 24, 2020, 09:10:02 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on February 24, 2020, 12:02:06 AM
I hereby put forth the motion that Hydra be granted the status of Lord of the Funny Pictures, First Duke of Tell a Joke or Two and Count of the Arts and Entertainment subforum.
I'm flattered.  But mostly I just know decent places to steal jokes from.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 24, 2020, 01:41:44 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on February 24, 2020, 12:02:06 AM
I hereby put forth the motion that Hydra be granted the status of Lord of the Funny Pictures, First Duke of Tell a Joke or Two and Count of the Arts and Entertainment subforum.

Seconded!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 25, 2020, 02:39:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 25, 2020, 03:33:45 PM
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Post by: Munch on February 25, 2020, 04:30:09 PM
Funny thing about the thing of why 'sonic should be gay', it's a response by people who got offended that a movie like sonic is doing better in the cinema then a girl power movie like birds of pray, and since they failed on social media trying to flame and tear down and stop people going to see sonic (ironically trying to claim he's homophobic) they instead decided if they can't make sonic the enemy, they would make him one of them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_rquDlULNUo

One of us, one of us..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU
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Post by: Munch on February 25, 2020, 09:40:04 PM
remember that report a couple years about about Christian bakers not wanting to bake a cake for a gay wedding.

well rule34.

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Post by: Baruch on February 25, 2020, 10:28:36 PM
And this is why gays aren't taken seriously ... seriously!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2020, 05:45:03 AM
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Post by: trdsf on February 27, 2020, 01:34:12 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 19, 2020, 03:09:23 PM
I wonder if anyone's ever topped a pizza with chili? I bet that Wolf brand no beans chili would be great!
My favorite topping is onion and black olive.  I have had pizza places call me back to make sure I was serious.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2020, 06:12:27 AM
Quote from: trdsf on February 27, 2020, 01:34:12 AM
My favorite topping is onion and black olive.  I have had pizza places call me back to make sure I was serious.
Tried red and green bell peppers?
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Post by: trdsf on February 27, 2020, 01:03:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2020, 06:12:27 AM
Tried red and green bell peppers?
Not a big green pepper fan. Red and yellow are good.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 27, 2020, 01:26:02 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2020, 06:12:27 AM
Tried red and green bell peppers?

I used to hate those, and even today I can only eat them if they're on pizza. But I do like them, there.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2020, 04:43:27 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 27, 2020, 01:26:02 PM
I used to hate those, and even today I can only eat them if they're on pizza. But I do like them, there.
I'm seeing more and more brands with that option. And more with pesto. Life is actually improving a bit.
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Post by: Shiranu on February 27, 2020, 05:02:17 PM
Pesto, black olives, chicken, Parmesan cheese and occasionally anchovies.


That, or just a regular pepperoni, but with either Crystal's Garlic Louisiana Hot Sauce or Colombian green pepper hot sauce. So delicious, the hot sauce just soaks with the grease and is perfect.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 27, 2020, 05:11:42 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on February 27, 2020, 05:02:17 PM
Pesto, black olives, chicken, Parmesan cheese and occasionally anchovies.


That, or just a regular pepperoni, but with either Crystal's Garlic Louisiana Hot Sauce or Colombian green pepper hot sauce. So delicious, the hot sauce just soaks with the grease and is perfect.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2020, 05:12:04 PM
Pepperoni with crushed red pepper.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on February 27, 2020, 09:52:42 PM


Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on February 27, 2020, 10:21:05 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on February 27, 2020, 05:02:17 PM
Pesto, black olives, chicken, Parmesan cheese and occasionally anchovies.


That, or just a regular pepperoni, but with either Crystal's Garlic Louisiana Hot Sauce or Colombian green pepper hot sauce. So delicious, the hot sauce just soaks with the grease and is perfect.

My Dad always liked anchovies on his pizza.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2020, 06:50:48 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 28, 2020, 04:28:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 27, 2020, 09:52:42 PM

They're used to jump electricity from one house to another. Not hard to make, just cut off the outlet end and put a plug on the cord at that end. They're usually not up to the load and can start fires.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on February 29, 2020, 08:06:48 PM


Astronomy is hard.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on February 29, 2020, 08:11:24 PM
That's just the sun reflecting off the dome of the heavens.
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Post by: trdsf on February 29, 2020, 11:17:02 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 29, 2020, 08:06:48 PM


Astronomy is hard.
(adds this to his list of "Reasons to Despair of Humanity")
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on March 01, 2020, 08:21:06 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 04, 2020, 09:42:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2020, 08:01:07 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2020, 08:36:34 AM
Dull is the new funny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2020, 09:05:20 AM
Well, at least you understand this one.  :P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2020, 09:15:55 AM
I did?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2020, 11:39:27 AM


Math is hard.
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Post by: Sal1981 on March 05, 2020, 11:47:30 AM
Math is hard.
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Post by: Baruch on March 05, 2020, 01:07:07 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on March 05, 2020, 11:47:30 AM
Math is hard.

Math is harder ... I heard he actually spent $700 million just to embarrass himself ;-(
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Feral Atheist on March 06, 2020, 08:29:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 05, 2020, 11:39:27 AM


Math is hard.
Probably a graduate of Trump University.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on March 06, 2020, 08:31:14 PM
Or maybe Oral Roberts "University."
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 06, 2020, 09:12:40 PM
Quote from: trdsf on February 29, 2020, 11:17:02 PM
(adds this to his list of "Reasons to Despair of Humanity")
Like that?  Have another.

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2020, 08:21:24 AM
Well, that's the level, isn't it.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 07, 2020, 08:34:55 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2020, 08:21:24 AM
Well, that's the level, isn't it.
Yeah--that IS the level that is running this country.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2020, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 07, 2020, 08:34:55 AM
Yeah--that IS the level that is running this country.
I doubt that person is running the country, but I'm sure he's pleased with the Donald.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 07, 2020, 12:03:11 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2020, 08:43:28 AM
I doubt that person is running the country, but I'm sure he's pleased with the Donald.
I didn't mean 'that' person; but he does represent the way donald and his cult following is ruling.  This country lived thru the No Nothings, but will it survive the attack of the stupid.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2020, 03:01:18 PM
Do you mean "Know Nothings"?
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Post by: Baruch on March 07, 2020, 04:59:41 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2020, 03:01:18 PM
Do you mean "Know Nothings"?

Better than the Millerites ;-) (same time period).  The people who were certain in their righteousness .. the "kill all Southerners" and the "kill all Yankees" folks were most dangerous.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2020, 05:40:13 PM
Quote from: Baruch on March 07, 2020, 04:59:41 PM
Better than the Millerites ;-) (same time period).  The people who were certain in their righteousness .. the "kill all Southerners" and the "kill all Yankees" folks were most dangerous.
Do you mean "Know Nothings"?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mike Cl on March 07, 2020, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2020, 05:40:13 PM
Do you mean "Know Nothings"?
Yeah, I guess I did. :)
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 07, 2020, 06:03:35 PM
Nowadays we have the "know-less-than-nothings."
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Post by: Baruch on March 07, 2020, 08:42:30 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 07, 2020, 06:03:35 PM
Nowadays we have the "know-less-than-nothings."

So glad you acknowledge negative numbers.  What about IQ measured in complex numbers?  Or maybe just along the imaginary number axis?  That would be theist IQ ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on March 08, 2020, 06:51:56 PM
I measure IQ in octonions.   


:-P
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2020, 09:11:44 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 09, 2020, 09:32:07 AM
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Post by: Baruch on March 09, 2020, 09:49:24 AM
People were free then.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2020, 01:20:28 PM
I grew up in the first town to have a "rock wool", AKA asbestos, plant.

And I have the X-rays to prove it.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 09, 2020, 01:39:47 PM
Quote from: Baruch on March 09, 2020, 09:49:24 AM
People were free then.

Nah, they were just imprisoned in different ways.
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Post by: Baruch on March 09, 2020, 01:54:15 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 09, 2020, 01:39:47 PM
Nah, they were just imprisoned in different ways.

You all need to be quarantined (Californians/Oregonians/Washingtonians) ... West Coast is ... a virus (sarc).

What did your response have to to with my response to ancient advertising?  Of course Marx approves your message?
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Post by: Baruch on March 09, 2020, 01:56:00 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2020, 01:20:28 PM
I grew up in the first town to have a "rock wool", AKA asbestos, plant.

And I have the X-rays to prove it.

Cry all the way to the  Asbestos Lawsuit bank?  Life is hazardous.  It ends in death.  I won't be crying a river about it.

I had raw natural asbestos in my rock collection.  Radioactive and arsenical minerals too.  Unfortunately I haven't developed any mutant powers yet ;-)
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 09, 2020, 02:00:00 PM
Quote from: Baruch on March 09, 2020, 01:54:15 PM
What did your response have to to with my response to ancient advertising?

You said they were free, then, but I was just pointing out that they were no more free than are we, merely differntly unfree.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 09, 2020, 04:47:55 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 09, 2020, 02:00:00 PM
You said they were free, then, but I was just pointing out that they were no more free than are we, merely differntly unfree.

Yes, in utopian agricultural society, we had robots to do all the work (see Rousseau and Marx).  You have defined freedom as ... free to not work for a living.  Typical Marxist.  But we didn't have 250 million laws and regulations back then.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 09, 2020, 04:50:09 PM
We've never been free, only cheap.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2020, 05:02:39 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 09, 2020, 04:50:09 PM
We've never been free, only cheap.
I'm not cheap, but I am easy.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 09, 2020, 05:18:45 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 09, 2020, 04:50:09 PM
We've never been free, only cheap.

I refuse to go in the sales bin!
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 09, 2020, 05:21:53 PM
Would you even fit in there?




LOL
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Post by: Baruch on March 09, 2020, 09:35:01 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 09, 2020, 05:21:53 PM
Would you even fit in there?




LOL

I am not spherical.  More cylindrical.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2020, 10:49:51 AM
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Post by: Baruch on March 10, 2020, 12:06:52 PM
Say it isn't so!  On the Internet, the soul of all your posts and tweets are forever (NSA).
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2020, 06:36:52 PM
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Post by: Munch on March 10, 2020, 07:06:11 PM
Makes you wonder, do workers at the supermarket recognise OJ Simpson, or do they just regard him as just an old man in a crowd
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 10, 2020, 07:11:19 PM
Hell, I doubt I'd recognize OJ if I passed him on the sidewalk.

Especially if he's wearing that mask.
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Post by: Munch on March 10, 2020, 07:40:03 PM
Maybe for him it's his chance to go walk about without being monitored
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 10, 2020, 07:54:42 PM
If I was him, I'd wear a fake beard, of something, to keep from being recognized in public. But maybe he likes the attention?
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Post by: Munch on March 10, 2020, 08:08:03 PM
Its not the kind of attention that would get him a discount thats for sure.

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Post by: Munch on March 10, 2020, 08:08:17 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 10, 2020, 08:10:16 PM
Jeez, Purell must be making a killing off this virus!
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Post by: Baruch on March 10, 2020, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Munch on March 10, 2020, 07:40:03 PM
Maybe for him it's his chance to go walk about without being monitored

He wears a control anklet?  Don't think so (being monitored).
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Post by: Munch on March 10, 2020, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: Baruch on March 10, 2020, 08:17:12 PM
He wears a control anklet?  Don't think so (being monitored).

more meant by the press, however since he's posting his 'disguise' on twitter..
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on March 10, 2020, 08:36:07 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 10, 2020, 08:10:16 PM
Jeez, Purell must be making a killing off this virus!

from what I read, in us law, Act 376 of 1997 prohibits businesses from price gouging during a state of emergency, so this was either taken in 1996 or before, or someones gonna get fined heavily.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2020, 09:07:46 PM
Quote from: Munch on March 10, 2020, 08:36:07 PM
from what I read, in us law, Act 376 of 1997 prohibits businesses from price gouging during a state of emergency, so this was either taken in 1996 or before, or someones gonna get fined heavily.
Or some goomba put those tags on the shelves and took a quick picture.
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Post by: Munch on March 10, 2020, 09:15:02 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2020, 09:07:46 PM
Or some goomba put those tags on the shelves and took a quick picture.

or that, yes
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 11, 2020, 07:29:57 AM
Quote from: Munch on March 10, 2020, 09:15:02 PM
or that, yes
There's no situation that is so bad that some moron won't be trying to make it worse.
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Post by: Baruch on March 11, 2020, 09:01:50 AM
Quote from: Munch on March 10, 2020, 08:21:07 PM
more meant by the press, however since he's posting his 'disguise' on twitter..

How about reverse psychology.  Go as his more well known young self.  People won't believe it is him?
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Post by: Baruch on March 11, 2020, 09:02:54 AM
Quote from: Munch on March 10, 2020, 08:36:07 PM
from what I read, in us law, Act 376 of 1997 prohibits businesses from price gouging during a state of emergency, so this was either taken in 1996 or before, or someones gonna get fined heavily.

All criminals are arrested efficiently, all the time.  That is why weed still illegal in most states, never sells there ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on March 11, 2020, 09:03:50 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2020, 09:07:46 PM
Or some goomba put those tags on the shelves and took a quick picture.

Sopranos.  And then no need to take them down, capiche?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 11, 2020, 09:05:19 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 11, 2020, 07:29:57 AM
There's no situation that is so bad that some moron won't be trying to make it worse.

How about sanitizer made in NY prisons, with piss from pissed off prisoners?  How many things have you bought from China that are made from the body parts of Uighers and Falung Gong?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 11, 2020, 10:57:38 AM
And, at last, a funny picture.

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Post by: Munch on March 11, 2020, 11:51:49 AM
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Post by: Sal1981 on March 11, 2020, 01:25:38 PM
Spiders inside houses don't like the outdoors.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 11, 2020, 01:40:35 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on March 11, 2020, 01:25:38 PM
Spiders inside houses don't like the outdoors.
Funnel spiders don't like shit.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 11, 2020, 01:51:30 PM
Quote from: Baruch on March 11, 2020, 09:05:19 AM
How about sanitizer made in NY prisons, with piss from pissed off prisoners?  How many things have you bought from China that are made from the body parts of Uighers and Falung Gong?

Quote from: ThingfishGALOOT, GALOOT,
GALOOT, GALOOT,
GALOOT, GALOOT,
De KILLER CO-LOG-NUH, Thass right!
De KILLER CO-LOG-NUH, Thass right!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2020, 08:00:40 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on March 11, 2020, 11:09:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2020, 11:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on March 11, 2020, 11:09:50 PM

"Me, I want what's coming to me."
"Oh, well what's coming to you, Tony?"
"The world, chico. CVS and everything in it."
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Post by: Baruch on March 12, 2020, 11:50:49 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 11, 2020, 08:00:40 PM


Not snow, Satan's dandruff.
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Post by: Baruch on March 12, 2020, 11:51:23 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on March 11, 2020, 11:09:50 PM


Looks like Son Of Willard, minus the rats.
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Post by: Sal1981 on March 12, 2020, 12:01:27 PM
Quote from: Baruch on March 12, 2020, 11:51:23 AM
Looks like Son Of Willard, minus the rats.
That's a scene from Scarface, slightly modified.
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Post by: Baruch on March 12, 2020, 02:04:57 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on March 12, 2020, 12:01:27 PM
That's a scene from Scarface, slightly modified.

Typical Kennedy family, Bush family, Clinton, Biden family meme?
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 12, 2020, 03:20:52 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on March 11, 2020, 11:09:50 PM



Well, according to the French government cocaine does not prevent the corona virus, so he's probably better off with the TP.   LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2020, 06:27:10 PM


A chi vuole, non mancano modi.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 12, 2020, 06:31:33 PM
Buongiorno!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 12, 2020, 07:09:31 PM
I may be the only one here who lived on the side of Etna.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2020, 09:52:53 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 13, 2020, 12:58:03 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 12, 2020, 07:09:31 PM
I may be the only one here who lived on the side of Etna.

So you made the bed quake? ;-)
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Post by: Sal1981 on March 13, 2020, 08:43:48 AM
C&H humor:

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Post by: Unbeliever on March 13, 2020, 01:48:45 PM
I hope my computer doesn't get infected with the virus!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on March 13, 2020, 06:16:45 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 13, 2020, 01:48:45 PM
I hope my computer doesn't get infected with the virus!

Just put a big condom around your iPhone (that I assume you get here with).
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 13, 2020, 06:19:12 PM
No, I get here with the library computers. That's why is would be such a personal catastrophe if they shut it down for the duration.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 13, 2020, 07:06:30 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 13, 2020, 07:11:42 PM
It's a good idea to grow broad-leaf plants in your bathroom, in case you get caught short.
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Post by: Baruch on March 14, 2020, 01:37:49 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 13, 2020, 07:11:42 PM
It's a good idea to grow broad-leaf plants in your bathroom, in case you get caught short.

What if I don't wear shorts? ;-)
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 14, 2020, 01:37:39 PM
G-string?
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Post by: Baruch on March 14, 2020, 04:08:53 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 14, 2020, 01:37:39 PM
G-string?

smiles shyly ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2020, 07:35:26 PM


Bring out yer dead!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2020, 05:43:05 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2020, 12:35:32 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 16, 2020, 12:49:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2020, 02:40:16 PM
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Post by: Munch on March 16, 2020, 03:36:00 PM


This made me sad at first, but then it hit me, inspiration!


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 16, 2020, 04:56:57 PM
The Hoey Bible is good for rolling doobies. Waste of paper in the loo.
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Post by: trdsf on March 17, 2020, 01:55:28 AM
Quote from: Munch on March 16, 2020, 03:36:00 PM

Uhm...

Did no one else notice that the title page is in the MIDDLE OF THE BOOK?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2020, 04:44:36 AM
The first half is Beverly Hills Madam.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mike Cl on March 17, 2020, 09:12:47 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 16, 2020, 04:56:57 PM
The Hoey Bible is good for rolling doobies. Waste of paper in the loo.
Back in the day, it was the middle pages of the (the yellow ones) Sears and Roebuck catalog--not the slickly ones.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2020, 10:26:08 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2020, 02:25:24 PM
And we add this to "no holy water", lightning rods, liability insurance, locks on the doors...
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2020, 10:11:02 PM


Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?  Because she was in Italy just before the quarantine and likely is a carrier...
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2020, 10:52:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 18, 2020, 05:39:02 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 18, 2020, 01:08:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 19, 2020, 09:49:39 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2020, 06:40:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2020, 09:01:34 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 22, 2020, 09:28:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2020, 09:16:17 AM


Stiff upper lip =/= porridge brain
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Post by: Munch on March 23, 2020, 03:43:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 23, 2020, 09:16:17 AM


Stiff upper lip =/= porridge brain

yeeeeee.... my mums for that kind of belief/attitude 'we survived the blitz so its all good'. Its really not the same thing, with the blitz you could see the enemy coming from afar and get to shelter, homes might have been destroyed but at least once the enemy passed by you were safe to come out again.

This is doing everything you can to avoid contact from the invisible killer that could get to anyone, and kill the most vulnerable. In the blitz you could be a raving lunatic in the streets, but you might avoid the bombs, today if your a raving lunatic in the streets, your do all that, then head home and kill your grandparents for it.

I'm diabetic, and my mothers in her late 70s, so I've doing everything to keep both of us away from this, same goes for my brother and his family.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2020, 04:02:38 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2020, 04:16:03 PM
WTF.

Actually, never mind, been too long since "funny" was here.
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Post by: Sal1981 on March 23, 2020, 04:25:00 PM
It's dark humor.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2020, 04:47:52 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2020, 04:16:03 PM
WTF.

Actually, never mind, been too long since "funny" was here.
http://leeds-faculty.colorado.edu/mcgrawp/pdf/warren.mcgraw.2016.pdf
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2020, 05:19:58 PM
Why?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2020, 05:20:28 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on March 23, 2020, 04:25:00 PM
It's dark humor.
National Lampoon's "Lemmings" was dark humor.
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Post by: Baruch on March 23, 2020, 06:29:24 PM
If you need a professor to explain a joke ...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2020, 06:30:27 PM
I don't. Bad jokes don't need explanations.
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Post by: Munch on March 23, 2020, 06:41:51 PM
Well humours objective. I don't find family guy or anything Seth MacFarlane makes funny anymore.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 24, 2020, 12:23:00 AM
Quote from: Baruch on March 23, 2020, 06:29:24 PM
If you need a professor to explain a joke ...

Don't need a professor. Just five minutes of playtime in Skyrim and Animal Crossing.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 24, 2020, 03:03:58 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 24, 2020, 12:23:00 AM
Don't need a professor. Just five minutes of playtime in Skyrim and Animal Crossing.
Speaking of Skyrim (we were, weren't we??), have you played Enderal yet?  At one point it was free and I downloaded it from Steam.  Somehow forgot about it and just rediscovered it a couple of weeks ago.  It has turned out to be quite good--maybe even better than modded Skyrim and I'm loving it.  It's sort of like playing Skyrim for the first time again.   
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 24, 2020, 04:48:06 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 24, 2020, 12:23:00 AM
Don't need a professor. Just five minutes of playtime in Skyrim and Animal Crossing.
So, just games. The spirit of "Oh, you don't know?" is amusing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2020, 06:34:45 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 24, 2020, 04:48:06 AM
So, just games. The spirit of "Oh, you don't know?" is amusing.
Because of the quarantine, I now only tell inside jokes.  :P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 24, 2020, 06:45:02 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 24, 2020, 06:34:45 AM
Because of the quarantine, I now only tell inside jokes.  :P
Okay, that one will be stolen.
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Post by: Baruch on March 24, 2020, 07:32:13 AM
Quote from: Munch on March 23, 2020, 06:41:51 PM
Well humours objective. I don't find family guy or anything Seth MacFarlane makes funny anymore.

Having humor too trendy, ages poorly, and if it mirrors bad times, it isn't funny.  I played video games even before retiring, even before Covid.  Introverts rule the world!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2020, 08:39:15 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2020, 05:56:30 PM
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Post by: Baruch on March 25, 2020, 11:31:47 AM
Goldman-Sachs and JPMorgan-Chase are too big to fail.  Not caring for others is the result of being insulated from reality.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2020, 12:51:45 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 25, 2020, 02:57:45 PM
:jots note:
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 26, 2020, 08:39:17 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2020, 08:45:53 AM
Weird that after all these years we're finally more likely to get a virus with our computer turned off.
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Post by: Munch on March 26, 2020, 09:00:42 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2020, 08:45:53 AM
Weird that after all these years we're finally more likely to get a virus with our computer turned off.

Been saying to my boyfriend, it's funny how for years the pc and gaming crowds and introverts have been lambasted as shut in losers for not going out socialising.
Look who's laughing now.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2020, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: Munch on March 26, 2020, 09:00:42 AM
Been saying to my boyfriend, it's funny how first years the pc and gaming crowds and introverts have been lambasted as shut in losers for not going out socialising.
Look who's laughing now.
I'm not an introvert, I just don't like people.
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Post by: Munch on March 26, 2020, 09:05:31 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2020, 09:01:41 AM
I'm not an introvert, I just don't like people.

At a time like this that gives you a much better survival rate, unlike the extrovert party goers who are losing their minds trapped indoors and probably feel like their entitled to break curfew
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 26, 2020, 01:41:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 26, 2020, 01:47:08 PM


I'm stuck here with you...
I'm stuck here with you...
Because you're stuck here with me, too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2020, 05:20:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2020, 06:04:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2020, 08:15:30 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2020, 09:57:41 AM
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Post by: Baruch on March 29, 2020, 10:11:11 AM
I want a report from the afterlife ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2020, 11:01:27 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 29, 2020, 11:04:00 AM
I'm getting tired of that joke.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2020, 10:43:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 30, 2020, 02:30:32 PM
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Post by: Baruch on March 30, 2020, 06:26:31 PM
Kiwi fruit are un-fertilized Kiwi bird eggs ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2020, 09:39:10 AM
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Post by: Baruch on March 31, 2020, 09:57:29 AM
WHO is just another UN/China controlled virus.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2020, 10:05:55 AM


Oh yeah, this is big brain time.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 31, 2020, 10:15:54 AM
I think KING5 meant anyone who doesn't show symptoms.
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Post by: Baruch on March 31, 2020, 10:21:41 AM
Test everyone, everyday (they might have been OK yesterday, but caught it today) ... with a cold oven baster - Marquis De Sade.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2020, 06:32:47 PM



Some people leave their homes, but not us.
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Post by: trdsf on March 31, 2020, 09:55:30 PM
I so regret not thinking of this pun first.

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Post by: Munch on March 31, 2020, 11:08:12 PM
toilet rolls aren't shinies, crows like shiny things
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Post by: trdsf on March 31, 2020, 11:36:09 PM
Quote from: Munch on March 31, 2020, 11:08:12 PM
toilet rolls aren't shinies, crows like shiny things
They can be exchanged for shinies...
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Post by: Munch on April 01, 2020, 07:04:30 AM
Quote from: trdsf on March 31, 2020, 11:36:09 PM
They can be exchanged for shinies...

Hmm, giving up family jewels and gold for loo rolls. Clever birds
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2020, 10:14:05 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2020, 10:28:22 AM


I'm hoping that there's a cow just out of frame.
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Post by: Baruch on April 01, 2020, 01:07:51 PM
Quote from: Munch on March 31, 2020, 11:08:12 PM
toilet rolls aren't shinies, crows like shiny things

Scrooge McDuck begs to differ (gold leaf on his TP).
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Post by: Munch on April 01, 2020, 01:14:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2020, 06:40:22 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2020, 07:37:58 AM
She could have stopped with "Churches are not essential."
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 02, 2020, 11:53:17 AM
I mean, if they want to sit close together in pews and get sick, that's just natural selection at work. You can watch church services online. You cannot get an abortion online, nor any of the many other health services they offer.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2020, 02:01:11 PM
They'll find out God won't protect them. Then they'll forget that lesson.
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Post by: Feral Atheist on April 02, 2020, 02:36:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2020, 02:01:11 PM
They'll find out God won't protect them. Then they'll forget that lesson.
Most of them will just say that god didn't protect them, but that it was his plan for them.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 02, 2020, 03:29:40 PM
Quote from: Feral Atheist on April 02, 2020, 02:36:54 PM
Most of them will just say that god didn't protect them, but that it was his plan for them.

Who knows? One of them could have been the next Hitler.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2020, 04:49:04 PM
Quote from: Feral Atheist on April 02, 2020, 02:36:54 PM
Most of them will just say that god didn't protect them, but that it was his plan for them.
Just the same lie worded differently.  Irrational rationalizations are the norm.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2020, 05:24:38 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 02, 2020, 11:53:17 AMI mean, if they want to sit close together in pews and get sick, that's just natural selection at work.
If only.  They spread it around to saner people first.
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Post by: Baruch on April 02, 2020, 07:43:33 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 02, 2020, 03:29:40 PM
Who knows? One of them could have been the next Hitler.

We are all Hitler now ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2020, 07:58:19 PM
Call 'em "Holy vaxxers".
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2020, 11:53:12 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2020, 08:21:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2020, 08:30:20 PM


Not going crazy at all..
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Post by: Shiranu on April 03, 2020, 11:49:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 03, 2020, 08:30:20 PM

Not going crazy at all..

I literally spent an entire hour today just looking at LotR memes and literally (like literally literally, not figuratively literally) laughing out loud at a fair few of them.

Things are getting rough.
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Post by: Baruch on April 04, 2020, 12:54:24 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on April 03, 2020, 11:49:54 PM
I literally spent an entire hour today just looking at LotR memes and literally (like literally literally, not figuratively literally) laughing out loud at a fair few of them.

Things are getting rough.

Watching analysis of musical score of LotR.  Great minds think alike ;-)
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Post by: twozerozeroonefive on April 04, 2020, 01:42:31 AM
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Post by: Baruch on April 04, 2020, 04:47:20 AM
Male to female transgender dough boy?
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Post by: trdsf on April 04, 2020, 06:08:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2020, 08:16:45 AM
The correct spelling is Berenstein bears.  :P
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Post by: Munch on April 04, 2020, 09:54:17 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 04, 2020, 08:16:45 AM
The correct spelling is Berenstein bears.  :P

Or is it? :O
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2020, 06:57:17 PM
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Post by: Gregory on April 06, 2020, 07:13:59 AM
Not funny, people.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2020, 09:27:38 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2020, 12:21:07 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 06, 2020, 12:31:43 PM
Quote from: Gregory on April 06, 2020, 07:13:59 AM
Not funny, people.

Ever watch the Hitalia cartoon?  Even WW II as a child-like anime is funny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2020, 07:08:19 PM
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Post by: trdsf on April 07, 2020, 10:35:53 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2020, 03:11:39 PM


"For Team 2, in rearguard air position, it's GokuSlayer420 in Electric Blue.  He's gone UEF, opening first air..."
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2020, 05:02:18 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 07, 2020, 05:10:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2020, 08:27:27 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 08, 2020, 12:03:55 AM
I had to look that up!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2020, 10:06:16 AM
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Post by: Baruch on April 08, 2020, 11:27:29 AM
In Japan, there are two kinds of drivers.  The careful ones and the dead ones.  When a Japanese family gets a new car, they take it to the local Buddhist temple to have it blessed ... to protect against traffic accidents ;-)
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 08, 2020, 12:12:11 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 08, 2020, 02:23:10 PM
You "face hugger" you!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2020, 03:23:23 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 08, 2020, 05:31:08 PM
The eyes of Texas spiders are upon you ...
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2020, 08:51:42 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2020, 12:40:27 PM
Left out "online porn" and "going to first run movies".
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Post by: trdsf on April 09, 2020, 01:35:15 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2020, 12:40:27 PM
Left out "online porn" and "going to first run movies".
Yeah, but those graphs can be done with ASCII -- / and \ respectively.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2020, 05:02:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2020, 12:40:27 PM
Left out "online porn" and "going to first run movies".
Those are encompassed in the internet line.  The internet is for porn, after all.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2020, 06:35:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 09, 2020, 05:02:01 PM
Those are encompassed in the internet line.  The internet is for porn, after all.
But bragging rights for a huge spike require a separate line.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 10, 2020, 11:10:30 PM


Judas tipped off the cops.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 11, 2020, 02:03:30 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 11, 2020, 07:44:34 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 11, 2020, 07:52:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 09, 2020, 05:02:01 PM
Those are encompassed in the internet line.  The internet is for porn, after all.

Ah, my childhood...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2020, 01:12:07 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2020, 05:32:30 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 12, 2020, 05:43:41 PM
I would take shelter immediately.
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Post by: Munch on April 12, 2020, 10:56:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2020, 07:05:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2020, 07:20:44 PM
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Post by: Munch on April 13, 2020, 10:21:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 13, 2020, 07:05:29 PM


seriously, the only way I'm remembering the days now is remembering when bin/trash day is, and the scheduled days the shopping delivery arrives, usually on saturday.

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Post by: Shiranu on April 13, 2020, 10:40:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2020, 10:49:17 PM
There are some in NC.  A couple times, I've seen some on a golf course.  Let's just say you absolutely do not want your ball to land in the rough near the water.
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Post by: Munch on April 13, 2020, 11:10:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 13, 2020, 10:49:17 PM
There are some in NC.  A couple times, I've seen some on a golf course.  Let's just say you absolutely do not want your ball to land in the rough near the water.

They should turn all golf courses into emergency covid-19 makeshift hospitals
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2020, 05:53:52 AM
Two of my friends moved to Australia so they could wrestle with saltwater crocodiles.

Yeah, they's loony.
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Post by: Baruch on April 14, 2020, 12:22:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 13, 2020, 07:20:44 PM


There is a shortage of alligators on the shelves!
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Post by: Baruch on April 14, 2020, 12:24:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 13, 2020, 10:49:17 PM
There are some in NC.  A couple times, I've seen some on a golf course.  Let's just say you absolutely do not want your ball to land in the rough near the water.

Also in upper Louisiana.  They have to shoo alligators off the post golf course at Fort Polk.
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Post by: Baruch on April 14, 2020, 12:25:14 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2020, 05:53:52 AM
Two of my friends moved to Australia so they could wrestle with saltwater crocodiles.

Yeah, they's loony.

Did they take titanium katanas just in case? ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2020, 12:54:31 PM
Quote from: Baruch on April 14, 2020, 12:25:14 PM
Did they take titanium katanas just in case? ;-)
I call them "Bert and Ernie" for a reason. They recently got ordered to stop keeping salties in their basement.
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Post by: Baruch on April 14, 2020, 02:15:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2020, 12:54:31 PM
I call them "Bert and Ernie" for a reason. They recently got ordered to stop keeping salties in their basement.

A couple in Minnesota who had been keeping an adult alligator in their basement, finally had it removed on court order.  Do they have no courts in Australia?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2020, 05:17:26 PM
Quote from: Baruch on April 14, 2020, 02:15:57 PM
A couple in Minnesota who had been keeping an adult alligator in their basement, finally had it removed on court order.  Do they have no courts in Australia?
They had cops. The crocs were found to be in excellent health, so there was  no abuse charges. Misdemeanor keeping wildlife without a permit. Times seven IIRC. What saved them any major charges was that they were feeding things that the salties would normally eat, live. Those critters were ready for the mean streets.
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Post by: aitm on April 14, 2020, 07:58:59 PM
I don't mind being adventurous, but I don't f*** with wild animals.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 15, 2020, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: aitm on April 14, 2020, 07:58:59 PM
I don't mind being adventurous, but I don't f*** with wild animals.
Well, PTSD on a massive scale plus being repressed homosexuals for decades might have something to do with this. And of course there's the fact that they both fucking lunatics.
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Post by: aitm on April 15, 2020, 08:55:00 AM
WhenI was a mean little boy, because after all,  most little boys are a bit mean, I kicked over a dead Stump and saw a nest of field mice, about four babies with their eyes still closed, so I took my slingshot and fired off two shots, both missing, and the momma mouse...all two inches of her leaped three feet onto my leg and up halfway up my cheat before I started screaming like I was being attacked  by a cougar and took off running and screaming like I should have. Don’t ever underestimate your opponentS willingness to fight...especially wild ones.
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Post by: Munch on April 15, 2020, 09:42:45 AM
Quote from: aitm on April 15, 2020, 08:55:00 AM
WhenI was a mean little boy, because after all,  most little boys are a bit mean, I kicked over a dead Stump and saw a nest of field mice, about four babies with their eyes still closed, so I took my slingshot and fired off two shots, both missing, and the momma mouse...all two inches of her leaped three feet onto my leg and up halfway up my cheat before I started screaming like I was being attacked  by a cougar and took off running and screaming like I should have. Don’t ever underestimate your opponentS willingness to fight...especially wild ones.

Children are blank slates, empathy needs to be caught to them early on or they might pick up things that work against empathy and create little psycho/sociopaths
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Post by: Baruch on April 15, 2020, 11:43:31 AM
Quote from: Munch on April 15, 2020, 09:42:45 AM
Children are blank slates, empathy needs to be caught to them early on or they might pick up things that work against empathy and create little psycho/sociopaths

Most boys have done that.  i used to be unnecessarily hostile to ant hills.  I feel no pride in that ... even though they remind me now, of feminist communism ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2020, 11:49:51 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 15, 2020, 10:57:33 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 16, 2020, 05:00:48 AM
Plague punk, saw that coming.
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Post by: Shiranu on April 16, 2020, 05:01:08 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 16, 2020, 05:02:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 15, 2020, 11:49:51 AM


I love with a passion videos and articles that are like... a year or more ahead of their time and just being absolutely freaked out about it. I wish I could remember more off hand.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 16, 2020, 11:20:24 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on April 16, 2020, 05:02:36 AM
I love with a passion videos and articles that are like... a year or more ahead of their time and just being absolutely freaked out about it. I wish I could remember more off hand.
I go to r/agedlikewine sometimes.  There's a lot of stuff like that (https://www.news-daily.com/news/world_nation/a-pandemic-thriller-once-rejected-by-publishers-for-being-unrealistic-is-now-getting-a-wide/article_85609f0a-fea4-5f36-a492-42c02a0fe28b.html).
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2020, 02:15:35 PM
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Post by: Sal1981 on April 19, 2020, 03:49:12 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 19, 2020, 09:32:18 PM
The hoax is the ongoing Chinese/WHO/CDC/Fauci/Birx coverup.  Goes well with the Russia/Ukraine/Impeachment hoax.  Viruses are real.  The CCP and their fellow travelers are false.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2020, 11:37:46 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 20, 2020, 12:40:00 AM
Quote from: Sal1981 on April 19, 2020, 03:49:12 PM


Missed the part where he insists we reopen the White House, while the screams of people being burned alive can still be heard.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 20, 2020, 06:10:12 AM
And his refusal to say exactly how much money he made off tours of the burning White House, while it was on fire.
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Post by: Baruch on April 20, 2020, 09:49:46 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 20, 2020, 06:10:12 AM
And his refusal to say exactly how much money he made off tours of the burning White House, while it was on fire.

Yes, disaster capitalism ho!
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 20, 2020, 12:23:57 PM
Headlines: "10,000 dead by White House fire."

Trump: "My ratings are so good right now. Better than they've ever been."
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Post by: Baruch on April 20, 2020, 04:38:13 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 20, 2020, 12:23:57 PM
Headlines: "10,000 dead by White House fire."

Trump: "My ratings are so good right now. Better than they've ever been."

This is jealousy.  Dems only nominate losers, even Obama was, in the end, a loser.  Four new wars isn't winning.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 20, 2020, 05:09:41 PM
Quote from: Baruch on April 20, 2020, 04:38:13 PM
This is jealousy.  Dems only nominate losers, even Obama was, in the end, a loser.  Four new wars isn't winning.

Charly Sheen for president.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2020, 05:23:11 PM
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Post by: Munch on April 20, 2020, 09:14:30 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 20, 2020, 10:01:22 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 20, 2020, 05:09:41 PM
Charly Sheen for president.

Yes, an assassin who can (as actor) kill rogue American military officers who have gone nuts ... very useful that.  Every country needs assassins.  The Clintons need assassins.

Munch ... English don't need scarecrows, y'all got the House of Lords ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 21, 2020, 12:19:16 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 21, 2020, 01:19:05 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 21, 2020, 12:19:16 AM


And I lived in a state that was still criminalized and my plugs were all social distancing, so I couldn't celebrate it :(.

Next year I will just have to celebrate 4/20 for then and next year.


Edit: Also, that makes 2020 sound like a cakewalk, it's been so much worse.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2020, 12:41:07 AM
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Post by: Baruch on April 23, 2020, 10:56:53 AM
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-triangle

Rationalists vs Empiricists!
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Post by: Sal1981 on April 23, 2020, 03:31:51 PM
Quote from: Baruch on April 23, 2020, 10:56:53 AM
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-triangle

Rationalists vs Empiricists!
why not both?
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Post by: Sal1981 on April 23, 2020, 03:36:11 PM
https://existentialcomics.com/comic/338
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Post by: Baruch on April 23, 2020, 11:26:27 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on April 23, 2020, 03:36:11 PM
https://existentialcomics.com/comic/338

Better than the Japanese or Mesoamerican losing team having to suicide or suffer human sacrifice!
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Post by: Shiranu on April 24, 2020, 07:12:27 PM
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Post by: Baruch on April 24, 2020, 09:45:19 PM
How about one of Joe Biden sniffing a junkie's hair?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2020, 02:14:39 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2020, 09:20:38 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 26, 2020, 09:32:53 AM
*sigh*

Between the topic and the horrible photoshop...



It's a funny-sad that people actually believe this. Shit, even my mom who is socially conservative believes that in ancient England you would have found a sizable African community and was very offended that I argued that the Anglo-Saxons and native Britons would have been exclusively white.

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Post by: Baruch on April 26, 2020, 10:29:51 AM
Everyone is African.  But we are not equally pale skinned.  Some of us Africans lived near the Arctic circle longer than others, but we were dark and blue eyed at first 40K years ago.  The dark brown eyed Africans stayed in Africa (just as many people never migrated from Europe to America).  It may or may not have been a good thing, that the immigrants mated with the Neanderthals already living in Eurasia.  Just as it may or may not have been a good thing for Native Americans to mate with Pale Faces.

You are dealing with the 21st century version of Nation of Islam propaganda.  You need to write a screen play ... "Dances With Wokeness".

And yes, there was a Black samurai in early modern Japan.  Just one.  And no Japanese married him, as far as can be determined.  There was an English samurai at about that time (Will Adams), and a Japanese did marry him.

There were plenty of Saracens and Moors in Spain and Sicily.  But my tiny Iberian chromosome content doesn't show any.   Must have been all Reconquista Spaniards and Sephardic Jews.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2020, 12:12:09 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on April 26, 2020, 09:32:53 AMShit, even my mom who is socially conservative believes that in ancient England you would have found a sizable African community and was very offended that I argued that the Anglo-Saxons and native Britons would have been exclusively white.
Well... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_British_people#Antiquity)

Maybe a few, though afaik they would have been a rarity.  Obviously, before the advent of international travel and the transatlantic slave trade, there wasn't a whole lot of racial diversity going on.  Most people tended to die just a few miles from where they were born.
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Post by: Shiranu on April 26, 2020, 12:48:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 26, 2020, 12:12:09 PM
Well... (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_British_people#Antiquity)

Maybe a few, though afaik they would have been a rarity.  Obviously, before the advent of international travel and the transatlantic slave trade, there wasn't a whole lot of racial diversity going on.  Most people tended to die just a few miles from where they were born.

I know Moorish traders made it up to England and likely Africans from further south as well, but like you said they would have been a rarity. And I would assume once you left Londinium and any other large settlements, they would have been essentially non-existent. And once the Romans left, I doubt many Africans would willingly have made the journey up there.

(During Roman times, I doubt many were willingly up there as well but were rather slaves brought along)

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2020, 12:54:57 PM
Correct.  Looking at my link, it seems a lot of "black" europeans were in fact North Africans, not sub-saharan Africans.
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Post by: Baruch on April 26, 2020, 01:07:39 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on April 26, 2020, 12:48:22 PM
I know Moorish traders made it up to England and likely Africans from further south as well, but like you said they would have been a rarity. And I would assume once you left Londinium and any other large settlements, they would have been essentially non-existent. And once the Romans left, I doubt many Africans would willingly have made the journey up there.

(During Roman times, I doubt many were willingly up there as well but were rather slaves brought along)

There is a tombstone in England, to a "good wife".  She was British, but her husband was a Syrian who spoke Aramaic.  Scythians were brought to Roman Britain, to man the cavalry detachments guarding Hadrian's Wall.  But they would be similar to Turks or Russians.  The Romans often trans-located slaves far from home to limit revolts.  Gauls in Morocco for example.  The Roman Imperial Army was mixed, and geographically spread people even more than merchant activity.  But slave trade must have been important in spreading genes also.
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Post by: Baruch on April 26, 2020, 01:11:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 26, 2020, 12:54:57 PM
Correct.  Looking at my link, it seems a lot of "black" europeans were in fact North Africans, not sub-saharan Africans.

This shows the spread, scientifically ...

https://www.eupedia.com/europe/Haplogroup_E1b1b_Y-DNA.shtml

The spread of N Africans is least in Celtic and Basque survival areas.  They had a stronger reason to resist outsiders.

Not that there is anything wrong with having partial N African ancestry.  Iberian Caliphate, Carthage, Egypt.
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Post by: aitm on April 26, 2020, 01:39:13 PM
That's crazy talk I saw one in the last movie of Robin Hood
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 26, 2020, 02:09:38 PM
Quote from: aitm on April 26, 2020, 01:39:13 PM
That's crazy talk I saw one in the last movie of Robin Hood
Morgan Freeman.
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Post by: aitm on April 26, 2020, 02:12:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 26, 2020, 02:09:38 PM
Morgan Freeman.
Cmon man, Morgan Freeman is alive.....this movie was about what happened 9 hundurd years ago...couldn’t been him......🧐
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 26, 2020, 02:19:26 PM
Quote from: aitm on April 26, 2020, 02:12:16 PM
Cmon man, Morgan Freeman is alive.....this movie was about what happened 9 hundurd years ago...couldn’t been him......🧐
You think Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones could really die?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 26, 2020, 04:21:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 26, 2020, 02:19:26 PM
You think Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones could really die?

When the world ends, after the apocalypse has come and the earth is empty with all souls in heaven or hell, those two, Betty white and the queen of England will be the four entities to destroy the four horsemen themselves, right before they spread out to the four corners of the universe and fold it in upon itself.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 26, 2020, 04:33:29 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 26, 2020, 04:21:30 PM
When the world ends, after the apocalypse has come and the earth is empty with all souls in heaven or hell, those two, Betty white and the queen of England will be the four entities to destroy the four horsemen themselves, right before they spread out to the four corners of the universe and fold it in upon itself.
Well yeah.
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Post by: Baruch on April 26, 2020, 05:04:26 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 26, 2020, 04:21:30 PM
When the world ends, after the apocalypse has come and the earth is empty with all souls in heaven or hell, those two, Betty white and the queen of England will be the four entities to destroy the four horsemen themselves, right before they spread out to the four corners of the universe and fold it in upon itself.

Proper homage to her majesty!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2020, 06:11:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2020, 06:16:59 PM


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Post by: Baruch on April 26, 2020, 07:15:32 PM
Sorry, call her Karen or don't call her Karen, not even women can please other women.  Men shouldn't even try.  Just enjoy the painful mystery if she will share that with you.
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Post by: Munch on April 26, 2020, 11:03:42 PM
Karen's don't cry, they instead let out a screech like a combination of a pig and a bat.
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Post by: Baruch on April 27, 2020, 03:07:20 AM
Quote from: Munch on April 26, 2020, 11:03:42 PM
Karen's don't cry, they instead let out a screech like a combination of a pig and a bat.

So they shouldn't visit Chinese "wet" markets?
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 27, 2020, 10:15:55 AM
If you don't wanna be called a Karen, don't act like one. Pretty simple.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2020, 10:43:23 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 27, 2020, 12:40:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2020, 12:50:05 PM
I've also heard the argument that what he talked about is standard practice and that liberals are woefully misinformed.  Anything to avoid admitting being wrong.
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Post by: Baruch on April 27, 2020, 01:09:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 27, 2020, 12:50:05 PM
I've also heard the argument that what he talked about is standard practice and that liberals are woefully misinformed.  Anything to avoid admitting being wrong.

UV and sunlight containing UV does reduce viruses.  A company introducing in-body UV was shut down off of Twitter.  Only Dem-Commie tech allowed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2020, 02:32:30 PM
Quote from: Baruch on April 27, 2020, 01:09:33 PMUV and sunlight containing UV does reduce viruses.
The tide pod challenge reduces viruses as well and for similar reasons.

The part you left out (which is telling) is that UV reduces viruses on medical equipment.  It's used for disinfecting equipment.  Disinfecting equipment is a whole different ball game from internal medicine.  Cleaning products that work great on the floor don't necessarily give the same result in the GI tract!

QuoteA company introducing in-body UV was shut down off of Twitter.
*plays world's smallest violin*  Oh, woe!  Clearly, a persecuted victim of Big Science.

Here, I think you dropped this:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 27, 2020, 02:43:00 PM
Quote from: Baruch on April 27, 2020, 01:09:33 PM
UV and sunlight containing UV does reduce viruses.  A company introducing in-body UV was shut down off of Twitter.  Only Dem-Commie tech allowed.
Certain frequencies of UV light are effective in killing some kinds of virii.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 27, 2020, 03:01:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 27, 2020, 12:50:05 PM
I've also heard the argument that what he talked about is standard practice and that liberals are woefully misinformed.  Anything to avoid admitting being wrong.

Considering how they voted for him for saying what he means, his voters sure spend a lot of time making excuses for how he doesn't mean what he said.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2020, 03:09:59 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 27, 2020, 03:01:54 PM
Considering how they voted for him for saying what he means, his voters sure spend a lot of time making excuses for how he doesn't mean what he said.
It's just like in their religion, God means whatever the believer wants him to mean.  He's an unquestionable proxy.
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Post by: Baruch on April 27, 2020, 08:27:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 27, 2020, 02:32:30 PM
The tide pod challenge reduces viruses as well and for similar reasons.

The part you left out (which is telling) is that UV reduces viruses on medical equipment.  It's used for disinfecting equipment.  Disinfecting equipment is a whole different ball game from internal medicine.  Cleaning products that work great on the floor don't necessarily give the same result in the GI tract!
*plays world's smallest violin*  Oh, woe!  Clearly, a persecuted victim of Big Science.

Here, I think you dropped this:



Seems Left-science is just as wacky as their politics.  I suggest, since Trump uses soap and water, you avoid those ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on April 27, 2020, 08:28:07 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 27, 2020, 03:01:54 PM
Considering how they voted for him for saying what he means, his voters sure spend a lot of time making excuses for how he doesn't mean what he said.

Hate all voters yet?
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Post by: Baruch on April 27, 2020, 08:29:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 27, 2020, 03:09:59 PM
It's just like in their religion, God means whatever the believer wants him to mean.  He's an unquestionable proxy.

He seems a rather secular guy (Trump).  I don't see him as the Arkansas rattlesnake worshippers, that is Clinton ;-p  I see his support for Israel to be purely political.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 28, 2020, 12:37:15 PM
Meanwhile at Umbrella:

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Post by: Unbeliever on April 28, 2020, 04:43:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 31, 2020, 10:05:55 AM



Oh yeah, this is big brain time.
Sounds like that guy might eat brains.
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Post by: Baruch on April 28, 2020, 10:13:52 PM
Early testing was lengthy, expensive and unavailable.  So only select doctors in select hospitals got access.  The "exposure" test is still being worked on.  In either case, it is a "work in progress".  We were told here, early on, to not come to the hospital or doctors office for tests, unless we have symptoms.  You determine symptoms by calling the hot-line and describing your condition to a trained nurse.  She tells you to get tested or not.  And in our town, the testing station is right outside the hospital (not inside), not in doctor's offices.  Since the damn thing keeps mutating, this makes a reliable "exposure" test or "full" test hard to keep up.  Same with any treatment or vaccine they come up with.  This virus is related to SARS (from 2003) and nobody has ever found a vaccine for that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2020, 01:38:44 AM
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Post by: aitm on April 29, 2020, 07:46:30 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 29, 2020, 01:38:44 AM

Now that....I think is funny...ima steal
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Post by: Baruch on April 29, 2020, 10:36:37 AM
Result of exposure to ancient Egyptians ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qRpIA3RKYc
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 30, 2020, 09:45:19 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 30, 2020, 10:53:33 AM


Omae wa mou Ashigaru
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 30, 2020, 12:32:09 PM
That argument would go on right down to the last samurai.
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Post by: Baruch on April 30, 2020, 12:56:27 PM
Japan first removed the swords from the peasants (swords became common because of the civil wars).  But the advent of the gun destabilized this again.  The guns were banned, by the first Tokugawa shogun around 1600, which was good for the surrounding countries, because Japanese manufacture was better than the original Portuguese/Dutch.  That shogun also suppressed the "waka" or Japanese pirates, via the lockdown of all Japanese to the Islands of Japan.  This was a great relief to China and Korea.  This continued until the arrival of the Americans, who by that time had better cannon and guns than the Japanese.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 30, 2020, 07:30:28 PM
But the Japanese had more cannon fodder - for awhile.
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Post by: Baruch on April 30, 2020, 10:32:17 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 30, 2020, 07:30:28 PM
But the Japanese had more cannon fodder - for awhile.

Yes, laminate armor won't stop bullets.  Guns were part of the armament at the last great Japanese battle, at Sekigahara, in 1600 (170,000 total combatants).
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2020, 07:06:42 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 30, 2020, 07:30:28 PM
But the Japanese had more cannon fodder - for awhile.

More cannon fodder than ... wait for it ... China?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2020, 09:55:03 AM
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Post by: Baruch on May 01, 2020, 10:56:48 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2020, 07:06:42 AM
More cannon fodder than ... wait for it ... China?

Guns and cannon helped the Manchus (Qing Dynastry) overthrow the Ming Dynasty in 1644.
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Post by: Baruch on May 01, 2020, 10:57:43 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 01, 2020, 09:55:03 AM


Zuckerberg = Dem, Musk = Rep
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2020, 02:16:37 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 01, 2020, 10:56:48 AM
Guns and cannon helped the Manchus (Qing Dynastry) overthrow the Ming Dynasty in 1644.
Non sequitur.
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Post by: Baruch on May 01, 2020, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2020, 02:16:37 PM
Non sequitur.

So you are saying that guns/cannon made no difference in China?  Or misquote that cartoon history that explains that the Mongols are always the exception?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2020, 04:13:23 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 01, 2020, 03:36:57 PM
So you are saying that guns/cannon made no difference in China?  Or misquote that cartoon history that explains that the Mongols are always the exception?
I'm saying that it didn't address the Sino-Japanese conflict.
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Post by: Baruch on May 01, 2020, 05:18:59 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2020, 04:13:23 PM
I'm saying that it didn't address the Sino-Japanese conflict.

Oh!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2020, 07:36:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 02, 2020, 01:57:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 03, 2020, 11:59:43 AM
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Post by: Baruch on May 03, 2020, 12:28:19 PM
Captain America supports Hydra ;-)
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 03, 2020, 04:33:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2020, 11:29:01 AM


Gotta love SJWs.  They have such wild knee-jerk reactions.
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Post by: Baruch on May 04, 2020, 03:38:01 PM
Knee-jerk reactions?  Hit them on the head, not the knee, with that mallet.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2020, 08:20:47 PM


Must've been rough.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2020, 08:30:30 PM
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Post by: Cassia on May 04, 2020, 09:25:32 PM
                                          TA DAAAAAA

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Post by: Baruch on May 05, 2020, 12:43:01 AM
100 million years ago, the Sahara was a swamp, with giant dinosaur eating crocodiles!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 05, 2020, 06:08:23 AM
When I was in high school I had classes with 2/3s of the Bill Gaither Trio. Pretty much like that. Danny got kicked out for getting a divorce.
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Post by: Cassia on May 05, 2020, 10:58:15 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 05, 2020, 06:08:23 AM
When I was in high school I had classes with 2/3s of the Bill Gaither Trio. Pretty much like that. Danny got kicked out for getting a divorce.
You just can't create a funnier album covers than those xtian musical groups.

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 05, 2020, 11:07:37 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 05, 2020, 11:19:39 AM
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Post by: Baruch on May 05, 2020, 12:38:39 PM
Murder hornets in China are called CCP members.
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Post by: twozerozeroonefive on May 05, 2020, 03:26:31 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 05, 2020, 03:41:19 PM
The trio up there... The women. That hair can't be real, right? How does it stand like that?!
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Post by: Baruch on May 05, 2020, 04:20:02 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 05, 2020, 03:41:19 PM
The trio up there... The women. That hair can't be real, right? How does it stand like that?!

Back then, my mother did try the many shades of platinum hair colors ;-)  I suspect those ladies must be using frames and hairpieces and a whole can of hair spray.  Must have taken forever at the parlour to assemble that mess ;-)  I like the scene in "Georgina" where she is drunk at a party and catches her high wig on fire from the candle candelabra.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 05, 2020, 04:50:46 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 05, 2020, 03:41:19 PM
The trio up there... The women. That hair can't be real, right? How does it stand like that?!
Google "bouffant hairdo".
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 05, 2020, 06:18:46 PM
I can't believe anyone actually found those styles attractive. LOL
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 05, 2020, 06:57:03 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 05, 2020, 06:18:46 PM
I can't believe anyone actually found those styles attractive. LOL
Remember, "women dress for other women, not for men." Fashion is not required to make sense.
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Post by: Munch on May 05, 2020, 08:53:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 05, 2020, 06:18:46 PM
I can't believe anyone actually found those styles attractive. LOL

reminded me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKPLQbl44as
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 05, 2020, 10:10:10 PM
Nancy?  Barbara?  Hillary?  Laura?  Michelle?  Melania?  Behind ever great President there is an alien species eating his brains ....
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: GSOgymrat on May 05, 2020, 10:17:22 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 05, 2020, 08:53:58 PM
reminded me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKPLQbl44as

I do Halloween costumes every year, and I've never done drag, but I considered doing that character because it's just hilarious. I decided with my body type I couldn't pull it off and did Wolverine instead.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 05, 2020, 10:31:44 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on May 05, 2020, 10:17:22 PM
I do Halloween costumes every year, and I've never done drag, but I considered doing that character because it's just hilarious. I decided with my body type I couldn't pull it off and did Wolverine instead.
If you ever do, get some of those roller shoes and please do the sway motion, that would be amazing
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 05, 2020, 11:29:39 PM
I have done drag for Halloween multiple times, but any non-burlesque costume would show TMI ;-)  I applaud the choice of Wolverine.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: GSOgymrat on May 05, 2020, 11:44:35 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 05, 2020, 10:31:44 PM
If you ever do, get some of those roller shoes and please do the sway motion, that would be amazing

Yes! I was thinking of using a hoverboard but then I considered my widowed husband would have to explain that I died careening down the boulevard in a beehive and gown. I don't want my death certificate to say "Cause of death: Wardrobe malfunction."
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 06, 2020, 03:37:18 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2020, 04:01:12 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 05, 2020, 04:50:46 PM
Google "bouffant hairdo".

I hate you. :) And I thought I knew what that meant.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2020, 04:04:56 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 05, 2020, 06:57:03 PM
Fashion is not required to make sense.

Agreed. But then,

QuoteRemember, "women dress for other women, not for men."

Why are men so naturally keen to sell themselves short? What do you think the fashion -which is not required to make sense- is based on?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 06, 2020, 04:33:01 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2020, 04:04:56 PM
Agreed. But then,

Why are men so naturally keen to sell themselves short? What do you think the fashion -which is not required to make sense- is based on?

I have no idea what you're going on about.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on May 06, 2020, 05:32:40 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 06, 2020, 03:37:18 PM


Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2020, 07:37:02 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 06, 2020, 04:33:01 PM
I have no idea what you're going on about.

OK. If they ever do...Why do you think women dress for each other? Considering there are no gay women who gives a fuck what straight women or men like to see on women  -it is probably what 'men' find so offputting- don't you think straight women dressing for women are actually dressing for men?

Because it's about being chosen, isn't it? If you're a straight woman, you will get dressed to be chosen by a man, right? As all the straight women will do the same thing, THEY ARE ACTUALLY GETTING DRESSED FOR MEN, right?

Exactly like men getting dressed for men and therefore women? 
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on May 06, 2020, 08:08:31 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2020, 07:37:02 PM
OK. If they ever do...Why do you think women dress for each other? Considering there are no gay women who gives a fuck what straight women or men like to see on women  -it is probably what 'men' find so offputting- don't you think straight women dressing for women are actually dressing for men?

Because it's about being chosen, isn't it? If you're a straight woman, you will get dressed to be chosen by a man, right? As all the straight women will do the same thing, THEY ARE ACTUALLY GETTING DRESSED FOR MEN, right?

Exactly like men getting dressed for men and therefore women?

Not exactly, and I don't think it's necessary one or the other, either. Sometimes women may dress to impress a guy. But sometimes, it's more of a status thing. Just like how men like to compete with each other, women like to compete, but sometimes in different ways. And sometimes, women dress neither to impress a guy or other women. Sometimes they just dress in a way that makes them feel good.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 06, 2020, 08:11:10 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 06, 2020, 08:08:31 PM
Not exactly, and I don't think it's necessary one or the other, either. Sometimes women may dress to impress a guy. But sometimes, it's more of a status thing. Just like how men like to compete with each other, women like to compete, but sometimes in different ways. And sometimes, women dress neither to impress a guy or other women. Sometimes they just dress in a way that makes them feel good.

If drunkenshoe would wear traditional clothes from her society then there is no issue ;-)  My women tell me, since they are feminists of one generation or another, that they don't care what men think about anything.  Traditional European folk dress, for a courting fandango in Spain for example, is so 19th century.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 06, 2020, 08:22:02 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2020, 07:37:02 PM
OK. If they ever do...Why do you think women dress for each other? Considering there are no gay women who gives a fuck what straight women or men like to see on women  -it is probably what 'men' find so offputting- don't you think straight women dressing for women are actually dressing for men?

Because it's about being chosen, isn't it? If you're a straight woman, you will get dressed to be chosen by a man, right? As all the straight women will do the same thing, THEY ARE ACTUALLY GETTING DRESSED FOR MEN, right?

Exactly like men getting dressed for men and therefore women? 
Sorry, completely different paradigm. Women dress to show other women that they have their shit together, not to troll for bed partners. That was just weird, dude.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2020, 08:28:47 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 06, 2020, 08:08:31 PM
Not exactly, and I don't think it's necessary one or the other, either. Sometimes women may dress to impress a guy. But sometimes, it's more of a status thing. Just like how men like to compete with each other, women like to compete, but sometimes in different ways. And sometimes, women dress neither to impress a guy or other women. Sometimes they just dress in a way that makes them feel good.

Do you realise that you are saying exactly what I'm saying? That, it is just like you have missed the last season?

The idea that 'women get dressed for other women' is a Freudian idea. That idea drives from the fact -besides the obvious- that we choose our mates according to 'status', MEN OR WOMEN which women have perfected with evolution and works pretty much different but exactly the same in many different ways.

What is chosen to 'feel good' is to be chosen; be safe and considered and wanted in an environment where there are no suitors to choose because evolution dictates that the female herd would only friend the women that will be chosen.

So 'women only dress for women' is just a common bullshit produced in the 20th century for marketing products. You have just heard or watched it too much, it's become a reality for you. For all of us.

Men only dress for men so for the women and women who dress only for women actually dress for men.

Nobody 'ONLY ' dresses. 



Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on May 06, 2020, 08:31:07 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 06, 2020, 08:22:02 PM
Sorry, completely different paradigm. Women dress to show other women that they have their shit together, not to troll for bed partners. That was just weird, dude.

LOL Thank you. :)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 06, 2020, 09:16:04 PM
All part of the Feminist culture wars.  Should have never stoped slavery or liberated women ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2020, 01:58:17 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on May 07, 2020, 03:48:27 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 07, 2020, 01:58:17 AM


That's probably the most relatable thing I've seen this year.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on May 07, 2020, 01:01:21 PM
Now I'm curious. How can a rat stay alive without a brain?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2020, 01:09:12 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 07, 2020, 01:01:21 PM
Now I'm curious. How can a rat stay alive without a brain?
https://news.northeastern.edu/2020/01/22/this-rat-that-had-no-brain-it-somehow-lived-a-normal-life/
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 07, 2020, 01:13:38 PM
The nervous system is more than the brain.  In fact, your three layer brain is cerebral, mammalian and reptilian.  Cognitive, emotive and physiological.  You only need the physiological part, which in the human, is the cerebellum and spinal column.  Of course lots of simple life manage without any nervous system at all.  I doubt however, the rat without a brain, could manage the maze test, or make ratatouille ;-)  What is really going on ... y'all are comparing Trump supporters to brainless rats.  Don't look in the mirror, snowflakes!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 07, 2020, 01:22:08 PM


could use this for many a thing.

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on May 07, 2020, 01:27:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 07, 2020, 01:09:12 PM
https://news.northeastern.edu/2020/01/22/this-rat-that-had-no-brain-it-somehow-lived-a-normal-life/

Ah. So the title was misleading. Typical. How dafuq does "brain flattened like a pancake" turn into "has no brain at all?"
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 07, 2020, 03:47:22 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 07, 2020, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 07, 2020, 01:27:46 PM
Ah. So the title was misleading. Typical. How dafuq does "brain flattened like a pancake" turn into "has no brain at all?"

There was a case of a hydro-cephalic human, without the typical skull enlargement, that didn't even know they had a problem until they had a unrelated brain scan.  Looking ear to ear from above, through the middle, there was just a huge mass of cerebral-spinal fluid, with all the nerves crowded on the circumference ;-)  Without scanning everyone, we don't know how many atypical hydro-cephalics there are!!  But i bet most of them are voters ;-))
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 07, 2020, 06:16:08 PM
There seems to be a rather plausible anencephalic case in the White House.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 07, 2020, 06:22:15 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 07, 2020, 06:16:08 PM
There seems to be a rather plausible anencephalic case in the White House.

I prefer alcoholics in the White House ... Go President Harding!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 07, 2020, 06:42:10 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 07, 2020, 06:22:15 PM
I prefer alcoholics in the White House ... Go President Harding!
I'll Grant you that.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2020, 11:52:48 AM


You can also push it over the edge.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2020, 12:00:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 08, 2020, 11:52:48 AM
You can also push it over the edge.
That's why aircraft carriers use "cats" to launch their planes.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 08, 2020, 01:08:23 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2020, 12:00:42 PM
That's why aircraft carriers use "cats" to launch their planes.

Otherwise you had to rely on headwinds, to your peril.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 08, 2020, 01:58:31 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on May 08, 2020, 02:10:49 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 08, 2020, 01:58:31 PM
[spoiler][/spoiler]

How can you just...not pay an employee for their work? I'm pretty sure that is illegal.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2020, 02:43:16 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 08, 2020, 02:10:49 PM
How can you just...not pay an employee for their work? I'm pretty sure that is illegal.
If he was going bankrupt he'd claim lack of funds or some such. The little guys usually get fucked in such a scenario.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 08, 2020, 02:47:44 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2020, 02:43:16 PM
If he was going bankrupt he'd claim lack of funds or some such. The little guys usually get fucked in such a scenario.

their usually the first to be, while the managers keep the remaining.

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 08, 2020, 02:48:02 PM
BEARD!!

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 08, 2020, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 08, 2020, 02:10:49 PM
How can you just...not pay an employee for their work? I'm pretty sure that is illegal.

Society is organized crime, protected by cops.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: GSOgymrat on May 08, 2020, 04:59:10 PM
Bedazzle it!





Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2020, 05:21:24 PM
"They're pants, not a chandelier." Wade Wilson.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2020, 06:31:41 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Sal1981 on May 08, 2020, 06:49:45 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 08, 2020, 03:24:05 PM
Society is organized crime, protected by cops.
Primitivism foreva.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on May 08, 2020, 07:40:40 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 08, 2020, 01:58:31 PM


That one is too painful to be funny :(. Hate seeing art destroyed for no reason.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2020, 08:02:21 PM
Ferraris are ego trips, not art.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 08, 2020, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on May 08, 2020, 06:49:45 PM
Primitivism foreva.

Monkeys don't evolve, they just toss poo.  They have no potential to become uber-menschen.  Dolphins on the other hand ...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2020, 05:37:00 AM
Quote from: Baruch on May 08, 2020, 08:45:18 PM
Monkeys don't evolve, they just toss poo.  They have no potential to become uber-menschen.  Dolphins on the other hand ...
I beg your pardon. All living things have evolved to this point. You can't predict where some apes will go in the future.

But you miss the obvious successor to humans, the racoon. Dolphins will never use fire insofar as I can see.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2020, 12:17:41 PM


Star Wars' most enigmatic mystery.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 09, 2020, 12:35:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2020, 05:37:00 AM
I beg your pardon. All living things have evolved to this point. You can't predict where some apes will go in the future.

But you miss the obvious successor to humans, the racoon. Dolphins will never use fire insofar as I can see.

Racoons have little hands.  They will evolve into a race of lock picks ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2020, 12:37:40 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 09, 2020, 12:35:57 PM
Racoons have little hands.  They will evolve into a race of lock picks ;-)
I thought they had evolved those hands to pick the noses of short-faced cave bears?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 09, 2020, 12:45:17 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2020, 12:37:40 PM
I thought they had evolved those hands to pick the noses of short-faced cave bears?

That is what the short-faced cave bears want the raccoons to think!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2020, 12:51:07 PM
Quote from: Baruch on May 09, 2020, 12:45:17 PM
That is what the short-faced cave bears want the raccoons to think!
They wouldn't notice a 'coon.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 09, 2020, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2020, 12:51:07 PM
They wouldn't notice a 'coon.

Raaacist ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 09, 2020, 05:23:11 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2020, 12:51:07 PM
They wouldn't notice a 'coon.

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2020, 08:23:01 PM
Some cultural thing?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 09, 2020, 09:30:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 09, 2020, 08:23:01 PM
Some cultural thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ri2oUGBZg
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 09, 2020, 11:33:04 PM
South Park does X-Men.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 10, 2020, 05:17:23 AM
I watched the "Assburgers" episode, that was enough.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 10, 2020, 11:28:26 AM


Gonna need a medical droid for that burn.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 10, 2020, 09:16:17 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 11, 2020, 02:45:34 AM
That is exactly the sequence from my mother, to my Ex, to my daughter ;=p
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 11, 2020, 03:39:08 PM


Maybe use a different image...
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 11, 2020, 03:43:05 PM
All those hands are clearly of people who have been immunized by asymptomatic viruses ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 11, 2020, 04:45:22 PM
Its actually a shot of all shoppers in Walmart reaching for the last mask.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 11, 2020, 06:41:10 PM
Quote from: Munch on May 11, 2020, 04:45:22 PM
Its actually a shot of all shoppers in Walmart reaching for the last mask.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2020, 11:49:34 AM


Low-hanging fruit
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 12, 2020, 12:01:00 PM
Industrial chemicals R us.

Definitely like ethanol though ;-)
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2020, 08:26:07 PM


Stealth 0
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 12, 2020, 11:46:10 PM
I guess that is a reverse-psychology fail!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: trdsf on May 13, 2020, 06:26:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 12, 2020, 08:26:07 PM


Stealth 0
Florida, I assume?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2020, 11:03:49 AM
Quote from: trdsf on May 13, 2020, 06:26:31 AMFlorida, I assume?
Yep.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2020, 03:07:24 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 13, 2020, 03:13:34 PM
"raw and not sanitized" batman? Pattingson hasn't even bothered to make a workout regime for the role, complaining how he doesn't want to 'set a precedent’ for it, despite all the other actors for the movie have been working out.

Think I'll pass on twink batman thanks
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on May 13, 2020, 04:34:37 PM
The post that sparked the latest outrage conflict.



Apparently it is... something-ist... against sex workers, so call the cancel police boys and girls.

I haven't touched social media in about 4 days (I occasionally look here, but even that has been cut back a lot) and that was the first thing I see. Back to no more social media it looks like lol.

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Blackleaf on May 14, 2020, 11:09:32 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 13, 2020, 03:07:24 PM


Wait... Edward from Twilight is going to be the next Batman? Ugh. He's going to have to do a REALLY good job to win me over, but I won't hold my breath.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2020, 12:00:35 PM
I said the same thing about Michael Keaton.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 14, 2020, 01:05:38 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 14, 2020, 11:09:32 AM
Wait... Edward from Twilight is going to be the next Batman? Ugh. He's going to have to do a REALLY good job to win me over, but I won't hold my breath.

Joker: why do you only come out at night, bats? Your a delinquent like me, getting your rocks off by preying on the unsuspected at night. Face it! Why else would you shun daylight?!
Batman: *incomprehensible mumbling*
Joker: what's that, bat's?
Batman: I said it makes me sparkle.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2020, 02:04:04 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2020, 12:00:35 PM
I said the same thing about Michael Keaton.
I said the same thing about Batfleck, and from what I'm told, he was an alright Batman.  So I'm going to reserve judgement until I actually see him in action.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on May 14, 2020, 02:08:34 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: trdsf on May 14, 2020, 06:03:08 PM
I remain steadfast in my opinion that the One True Batman was Adam West.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 14, 2020, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: trdsf on May 14, 2020, 06:03:08 PM
I remain steadfast in my opinion that the One True Batman was Adam West.

Zap!  Pow!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2020, 07:39:13 PM
I remember reading Stranger in a Strange Land while everybody else in the house was zoned out in front of the TV watching "Batman". The disconnect was utter.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 14, 2020, 10:04:08 PM
Quote from: trdsf on May 14, 2020, 06:03:08 PM
I remain steadfast in my opinion that the One True Batman was Adam West.

everyones got their favorites, or more precisely, the only one they watched with any interest and ignoring the rest


(funny how people remember 'bat nips' with george clooney when val kilmer already sported them)

personally, mine was the one most 'adults' didn't give much credence to, Kevin Conroy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dAXR96UHfc
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2020, 05:02:49 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Unbeliever on May 15, 2020, 06:00:50 PM
"Viaduct?'
Chico Marx
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2020, 05:33:33 PM


Can you upgrade my virtual router to IPv5 with some java code?
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2020, 09:32:58 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 17, 2020, 02:49:51 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 17, 2020, 04:34:32 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on May 17, 2020, 02:49:51 AM

The Y-donor would approve of that one.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 18, 2020, 11:45:56 AM
I bet Mrs. Claus could step in and get the job done. Might make a good animated movie for the kids!
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on May 18, 2020, 12:48:46 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 18, 2020, 11:45:56 AM
I bet Mrs. Claus could step in and get the job done. Might make a good animated movie for the kids!

Do one better, tell them now santa is gone, there's no one to stop krampus from coming to take them away on Christmas night.

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2020, 01:48:08 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 18, 2020, 02:10:56 PM
Try any Muslim country today ;-)  Try photos of Japan or China before modernization.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 18, 2020, 03:00:19 PM
They do have lots of pictures from the Middle Ages, but you have to watch out for the ones that have been 'shopped.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2020, 02:40:49 AM
*prolonged quarantine noises*



*nervous sweating from NC*
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2020, 12:31:32 PM
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Post by: Baruch on May 20, 2020, 04:32:40 PM
In Monopoly money?  Only gamble in the market with other people's Monopoly money.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2020, 12:40:56 PM


When reality is multiple choice
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Post by: Baruch on May 21, 2020, 02:11:08 PM
But Huawei advocates are Chicoms.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2020, 03:16:35 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 21, 2020, 03:53:55 PM
Not in the days when TV remote controls were named "Johnny", or "Kate" or "Dumbass".
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 21, 2020, 07:11:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 21, 2020, 03:53:55 PM
Not in the days when TV remote controls were named "Johnny", or "Kate" or "Dumbass".
I didn't have a tv remote (well I had a little brother) until my middle ages.  All we had was a dial on the tv set itself.
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Post by: Baruch on May 21, 2020, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 21, 2020, 07:11:01 PM
I didn't have a tv remote (well I had a little brother) until my middle ages.  All we had was a dial on the tv set itself.

When I was a kid, our console TV had controls on top, where the cat slept.  She would change the channel, kicking her feet in a dream, whether we wanted to change the channel or not ;-)
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 21, 2020, 09:42:34 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 21, 2020, 07:11:01 PM
I didn't have a tv remote (well I had a little brother) until my middle ages.  All we had was a dial on the tv set itself.
Yeah, I remember having to hold the rabbit ears for better reception.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 22, 2020, 06:03:55 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 21, 2020, 09:42:34 PM
Yeah, I remember having to hold the rabbit ears for better reception.
We were about fifty miles from the broadcast antennas so a pole mounted antenna was required. I remember going outside and turning it to get one station or another in clearly.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 22, 2020, 11:28:39 AM


Sherlock Holmes, everyone.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 22, 2020, 11:48:29 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 22, 2020, 06:03:55 AM
We were about fifty miles from the broadcast antennas so a pole mounted antenna was required. I remember going outside and turning it to get one station or another in clearly.
Ah, the good old days!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 22, 2020, 01:22:48 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 22, 2020, 11:48:29 AM
Ah, the good old days!

Plus you had to have UHF and VHF antennas. Anything above "13" required that second antenna. That was our PBS station out of Indianapolis. Ah, commercial free tv.
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Post by: Munch on May 22, 2020, 09:38:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2020, 01:02:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2020, 12:13:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 25, 2020, 05:24:04 PM


Choices have consequences.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 28, 2020, 07:11:34 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 28, 2020, 09:51:59 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 28, 2020, 09:56:01 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 28, 2020, 12:41:37 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on May 28, 2020, 09:51:59 AM

There was one yesterday that really turned my stomach.  Paraphrased:

"They say that it's too soon to go back to business as usual.  But if by business as usual (https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/If-by-whiskey), you mean looking out for our customer-family, then we never stopped business as usual."  And then it ends with an exhortation to come down to a car dealership and buy buy buy.

That's how effective these commercials are, I have no idea about the company or what exactly they're offering, but I know they only really care about one thing and have no shame about psychologically manipulating you into giving it to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gd01vfKfr0
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 28, 2020, 01:39:07 PM


Allowed the Take-away place to choose our bottle of wine.

I think they're trying to tell me something.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 29, 2020, 11:21:04 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 30, 2020, 02:44:08 AM
I can't stand when people act differently in church or around other Christians than they do anywhere else. The church lingo (think any word ending with "-ify"), the pretending to love an invisible man you never met, and in certain circles, being "slain in the Spirit" and speaking in tongues. It's all just a big show to look all spiritual around other Christians.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 30, 2020, 03:36:56 AM


I want to believe that this person isn't serious, yet I don't doubt for a moment that someone would try this gotcha question seriously.  I remember when creationism was still big and someone claimed that animals can't evolve over millions of years because they don't live that long.  Smh.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 30, 2020, 06:49:54 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 30, 2020, 02:44:08 AM
I can't stand when people act differently in church or around other Christians than they do anywhere else. The church lingo (think any word ending with "-ify"), the pretending to love an invisible man you never met, and in certain circles, being "slain in the Spirit" and speaking in tongues. It's all just a big show to look all spiritual around other Christians.
People are natural liars about religion. They say and do what they're supposed to do when someone else is looking. If they don't, the Donald shows up:

Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on May 30, 2020, 02:19:34 PM
Human beings are natural liars.  It is what we call "Truth".  A failed species.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 30, 2020, 03:11:57 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 18, 2020, 01:48:08 PM


The generations whose fears, dreams, beliefs, life styles, political opinions and identities have been determined by the meme culture and fueled by youtube vlogs, checked by wikipedia texts, shaped by self-help manosphere sites are making fun of kids who are confused between 'photographs' and 'pictures' as a result of zero historical perspective and being born into social media. 

You gotta love our species. Boy, I'm old. LOOL

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Post by: Blackleaf on May 30, 2020, 08:35:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 30, 2020, 03:36:56 AM


I want to believe that this person isn't serious, yet I don't doubt for a moment that someone would try this gotcha question seriously.  I remember when creationism was still big and someone claimed that animals can't evolve over millions of years because they don't live that long.  Smh.

I like this assumption that the only people who believe in evolution are atheists.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 30, 2020, 08:46:52 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 30, 2020, 08:35:10 PM
I like this assumption that the only people who believe in evolution are atheists.
That's really the root assumption holding the whole thing together.  If evolution is no longer viewed as a threat to religion or as a competing religion, creationsts no longer have a vested interest in denying it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 30, 2020, 11:51:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 31, 2020, 08:30:21 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 01, 2020, 01:07:16 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 01, 2020, 07:53:20 AM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Munch on June 01, 2020, 04:53:37 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 01, 2020, 01:07:16 AM


The problem is, and this is a point often missed by those who get pissed off by those saying all lives matter, is that people are not ignoring the struggle racial groups have, it's just that those saying all lives matter say so because people in movements like black lives matter end up pushing toxic ideals that white lives don't matter or fuck whitey, going by what I've said before how toxicity ruins the original message of the movement.

That's what causes people to retort with all lives matter.

I remember a few years back a gay pride was hijacked by the black lives matter movement because they wanted to be at the forefront of everything, even at the expense of other groups and it being their day. Black culture has it's own festivals but it wasnt enough for some. Do you really think it's fair having a day celebrating gay people or being highjacked by another group? Suppose it was hijacked by a Christian pride March instead.

So no, people aren't ignoring the struggles of black Americans or British or Europeans, when they say all lives matter. They simple want to tell the ones going to far with it to back the fuck up and listen.

Okay, now I've said my piece, I'll give you some choice words to throw back. 'Evil. Conservative. Racist. White washing. Uncle Tom. Fascist'. There you go.
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Post by: Baruch on June 01, 2020, 08:42:10 PM
All "movements" are bowl movements ;-))
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2020, 09:21:53 PM
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Post by: Munch on June 02, 2020, 09:37:05 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 02, 2020, 09:54:04 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 02, 2020, 10:19:40 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on June 01, 2020, 07:53:20 AM


I'm stealing that one.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 02, 2020, 10:28:12 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 01, 2020, 04:53:37 PM
The problem is, and this is a point often missed by those who get pissed off by those saying all lives matter, is that people are not ignoring the struggle racial groups have, it's just that those saying all lives matter say so because people in movements like black lives matter end up pushing toxic ideals that white lives don't matter or fuck whitey, going by what I've said before how toxicity ruins the original message of the movement.

That's what causes people to retort with all lives matter.

I remember a few years back a gay pride was hijacked by the black lives matter movement because they wanted to be at the forefront of everything, even at the expense of other groups and it being their day. Black culture has it's own festivals but it wasnt enough for some. Do you really think it's fair having a day celebrating gay people or being highjacked by another group? Suppose it was hijacked by a Christian pride March instead.

So no, people aren't ignoring the struggles of black Americans or British or Europeans, when they say all lives matter. They simple want to tell the ones going to far with it to back the fuck up and listen.

Okay, now I've said my piece, I'll give you some choice words to throw back. 'Evil. Conservative. Racist. White washing. Uncle Tom. Fascist'. There you go.

People retort with "all lives matter" to dismiss the concerns of black people, not out of any concern for anyone else. It's a conversation stopper. Imagine sitting at the table on Thanksgiving, and everyone is given a full plate, but you're given nothing but a roll and some gravy. You say, "I would like some mashed potatoes, please." Then someone replies, "We all want mashed potatoes, Munch. Don't be selfish." That response not only misses the point, but it dismisses the issue entirely.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 02, 2020, 10:31:24 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 02, 2020, 09:37:05 PM


Wouldn't surprise me at all if this was real. Pandering at its finest. Like every commercial they play now that uses the words, "in these unprecedented times," or "we're here for you," not so subtly reminding us that these companies still want our money.
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Post by: Munch on June 02, 2020, 11:12:01 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 02, 2020, 10:28:12 PM
People retort with "all lives matter" to dismiss the concerns of black people, not out of any concern for anyone else. It's a conversation stopper. Imagine sitting at the table on Thanksgiving, and everyone is given a full plate, but you're given nothing but a roll and some gravy. You say, "I would like some mashed potatoes, please." Then someone replies, "We all want mashed potatoes, Munch. Don't be selfish." That response not only misses the point, but it dismisses the issue entirely.

Let's imagine another scenario. Your sat at a table having dinner with s group of friends of all different races, black, brown, Asian, white, all sorts, and one of your black friends starts discussing how he feels the economic lows of black people where he lives is dire and feels people need to come together to help those communities, and everyone at the table agrees and offers up support all the same. Then your brown friend says a similar story, about the problems he's had with racist issues where he lives, and your group starts to offer him support, when all of a sudden your black friend steps in and says the support should go to him because black lives matter. You end up saying to him all lives matter, and your black friend calls you a racist now.

The original concept of black lives matter is black panther. The toxic people in it today are killmonger.
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Post by: Baruch on June 02, 2020, 11:25:07 PM
Quote from: Munch on June 02, 2020, 11:12:01 PM
Let's imagine another scenario. Your sat at a table having dinner with s group of friends of all different races, black, brown, Asian, white, all sorts, and one of your black friends starts discussing how he feels the economic lows of black people where he lives is dire and feels people need to come together to help those communities, and everyone at the table agrees and offers up support all the same. Then your brown friend says a similar story, about the problems he's had with racist issues where he lives, and your group starts to offer him support, when all of a sudden your black friend steps in and says the support should go to him because black lives matter. You end up saying to him all lives matter, and your black friend calls you a racist now.

The original concept of black lives matter is black panther. The toxic people in it today are killmonger.

If Blacks do it, it is reparations.  Nobody else is poor or oppressed.  This is part of a anti-semitic meme.  That only Jews have been murdered in the millions just for being Jewish.  Other groups see Jews having a pretty nice living standard today compared to 1950.  They hate hard working successful people.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 03, 2020, 12:02:55 AM
Quote from: Munch on June 02, 2020, 11:12:01 PM
Let's imagine another scenario. Your sat at a table having dinner with s group of friends of all different races, black, brown, Asian, white, all sorts, and one of your black friends starts discussing how he feels the economic lows of black people where he lives is dire and feels people need to come together to help those communities, and everyone at the table agrees and offers up support all the same. Then your brown friend says a similar story, about the problems he's had with racist issues where he lives, and your group starts to offer him support, when all of a sudden your black friend steps in and says the support should go to him because black lives matter. You end up saying to him all lives matter, and your black friend calls you a racist now.

The original concept of black lives matter is black panther. The toxic people in it today are killmonger.

You are absolutely ridiculous. BLM people do not do that. And I don't care what few individual cases you can find in your Right-leaning propaganda sites, those few people do not represent the whole movement. Neither do the few feminists who actually hate men represent feminism. Unless you're going extend that logic to the other side and say that Neo Nazis or the KKK represent the whole of the Republican party, I don't want to hear it.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 03, 2020, 12:38:05 AM
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Post by: Munch on June 03, 2020, 06:20:20 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 03, 2020, 12:02:55 AM
You are absolutely ridiculous. BLM people do not do that. And I don't care what few individual cases you can find in your Right-leaning propaganda sites, those few people do not represent the whole movement. Neither do the few feminists who actually hate men represent feminism. Unless you're going extend that logic to the other side and say that Neo Nazis or the KKK represent the whole of the Republican party, I don't want to hear it.

So we're just going to ignore the toxic people who come into and subvert the original good purpose of a cause now? I use to think just like, that such causes are righteous and couldn't possibly be overtaken by people with crocked outlooks.

And then I became an atheist
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Post by: Baruch on June 03, 2020, 08:30:35 AM
Quote from: Munch on June 03, 2020, 06:20:20 AM
So we're just going to ignore the toxic people who come into and subvert the original good purpose of a cause now? I use to think just like, that such causes are righteous and couldn't possibly be overtaken by people with crocked outlooks.

And then I became an atheist

Idealists ... there are no bad ideas, no bad people.  Kumbaya my boys, kumbaya ...

Idealists ... it isn't complicated, you just have to have your heart in the right place ...
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Post by: Sal1981 on June 03, 2020, 09:27:23 AM
Quote from: Munch on June 03, 2020, 06:20:20 AM
So we're just going to ignore the toxic people who come into and subvert the original good purpose of a cause now? I use to think just like, that such causes are righteous and couldn't possibly be overtaken by people with crocked outlooks.

And then I became an atheist
That's the deal with toxic people,  they subvert the cause they identify with. Right-wingers have the white supremacists/nazis et. al. while leftists have the SJWs/"Communists" et. al.. Both in common are authoritarians wanting to control 'the other' what to think & say.

But in my mind, the right-wingers are disproportionately worse now, with their fascist tendencies, in surpressing free expression and language.

What really pisses me off is one side using the outliers to spin a narrative about being oppressed or whatever, when it's everything but. Tim Pool, Styxenhammer, Andy Ngo, Sargon of Akkad and others do this constantly. While lefties like Contrapoints and Philosophytube do not, instead use well-researched and argumentation for their cases. The right-wingers, although they don't call themselves that, which is part of their gas-lighting technique, pull selected articles from authoritarian rags and spin their little narrative about how lefties are insane or whatever.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2020, 09:40:46 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2020, 09:41:18 AM
My kingdom for imgfit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2020, 12:41:22 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2020, 09:41:18 AM
My kingdom for imgfit.
Yeah, what's up with that?  I find if I post images from my phone, they're positively gigantic on this forum.  So I have to hop on my desktop to reverse image search a smaller replacement.

Previously, I could just post whatever and the forum software would make it fit.  That was a super nice feature.  Is there a way to get it back?
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Post by: Baruch on June 03, 2020, 01:46:57 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 03, 2020, 12:41:22 PM
Yeah, what's up with that?  I find if I post images from my phone, they're positively gigantic on this forum.  So I have to hop on my desktop to reverse image search a smaller replacement.

Previously, I could just post whatever and the forum software would make it fit.  That was a super nice feature.  Is there a way to get it back?

I opened the included picture as a separate window, and my browser took care of sizing.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2020, 02:23:29 PM
Quote from: Baruch on June 03, 2020, 01:46:57 PM
I opened the included picture as a separate window, and my browser took care of sizing.
Sometimes. Still a pita.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on June 03, 2020, 03:08:15 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 30, 2020, 08:35:10 PM
I like this assumption that the only people who believe in evolution are atheists.

Do you guys remember the religious nut who kept posting home made 'human evolution tree' maps with pasted bible figures' names on them yeeears ago? (Not Joseph.) I can't remember his nick.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 03, 2020, 03:18:11 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 03, 2020, 03:08:15 PM
Do you guys remember the religious nut who kept posting home made 'human evolution tree' maps with pasted bible figures' names on them yeeears ago? (Not Joseph.) I can't remember his nick.

Don't think I was here for that. Sounds hilarious.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 03, 2020, 03:28:44 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 30, 2020, 08:46:52 PM
That's really the root assumption holding the whole thing together.  If evolution is no longer viewed as a threat to religion or as a competing religion, creationsts no longer have a vested interest in denying it.

On the assumption of how reasonable and rational creationists are? There are countless creationists, religious people who deny not just evolution, tons of other scientific facts used in technology but enjoy their fruits in daily life to the fullest.

For example, they define quantum physics, LHC experiements as playing god/challenging god and condemn it as blasphemy, but they've been using all the products that comes out of nanotehcnology. MRs, smartphones...all kinds of high tech gadgets.

It's never been a threat to them. Their agenda is about identity, politics. There is a difference between rhetorics, propaganda and real life. And they know this pretty well. We just keep underestimating them.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 03, 2020, 03:34:06 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 03, 2020, 03:18:11 PM
Don't think I was here for that. Sounds hilarious.

LOL Yeah. I'll never forget him. That was educating for me. That and a man in the old, big physics forum who wrote pages and pages and pages trying to prove in detail, how all dino fossils were faked and burried by Jewish people. Gawd. That was my first experience with that kind of crazy. I didn't even know then that it was a common thing. Those Jews and their dinosaurs. Ah...I almost miss those people.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 06, 2020, 04:08:58 PM


On a related note, remember when Fox News was criticizing the Pope for talking about climate change because he wasn't a scientist and should leave it to the experts (like Tucker Carlson, Bill O'Riley, et. al.)?

Yeah, no one seemed to point out he has a degree in chemistry and was working as a scientist before becoming a Jesuit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2020, 06:03:09 PM
My rule of thumb is that if cucker can talk about it, anyone can talk about it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2020, 06:07:24 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2020, 11:06:07 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 06, 2020, 04:08:58 PM


On a related note, remember when Fox News was criticizing the Pope for talking about climate change because he wasn't a scientist and should leave it to the experts (like Tucker Carlson, Bill O'Riley, et. al.)?

Yeah, no one seemed to point out he has a degree in chemistry and was working as a scientist before becoming a Jesuit.

I don't believe any college graduate ;-)
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Post by: trdsf on June 07, 2020, 05:00:08 PM
So friends came by yesterday -- we had to do some shopping, and then picked up some really good carryout to eat at my place.  I was reminded to make sure the table was prepared for dining (as it usually has piles of stuff on it).  I of course couldn't leave it at merely that.  :D

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Post by: Unbeliever on June 07, 2020, 06:05:15 PM
Dining on shrooms? LOL
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Post by: trdsf on June 07, 2020, 09:48:59 PM
The rainbow/tiedye items are gifts from her; the glassware (other than the cocktail glasses) are from my own uranium glass collection.

So, radioactive shrooms.  XD
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Post by: Baruch on June 08, 2020, 12:38:18 AM
Quote from: trdsf on June 07, 2020, 09:48:59 PM
The rainbow/tiedye items are gifts from her; the glassware (other than the cocktail glasses) are from my own uranium glass collection.

So, radioactive shrooms.  XD

Didn't Mexico make a lot of that radioactive pots and other stuff?  Natural mineral water has modest amounts of radioactivity.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 08, 2020, 06:33:33 AM
And there's trinitite.
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Post by: Baruch on June 08, 2020, 09:32:14 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 08, 2020, 06:33:33 AM
And there's trinitite.

If you think you need some of that in your food/drink ...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 08, 2020, 01:36:12 PM
Quote from: Baruch on June 08, 2020, 09:32:14 AM
If you think you need some of that in your food/drink ...
When did anybody say anything like that?
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Post by: Baruch on June 08, 2020, 06:16:36 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 08, 2020, 01:36:12 PM
When did anybody say anything like that?

General subject ... contamination.  About a uranium glassware collection?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 08, 2020, 06:27:38 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 08, 2020, 08:46:09 PM
Grant was White, I would grant ...
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 09, 2020, 01:15:33 AM


I liked rock music before they started protesting wars.  :P
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Post by: trdsf on June 09, 2020, 01:23:27 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 08, 2020, 06:33:33 AM
And there's trinitite.
I haven't got my hands on a sample of that yet, but I plan to.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2020, 06:16:52 AM
Quote from: trdsf on June 09, 2020, 01:23:27 AM
I haven't got my hands on a sample of that yet, but I plan to.
Oppenheimer and Gen. Groves collected samples of it, the day after the Trinity test went off. They stood at Ground Zero for a photo op.
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Post by: Baruch on June 09, 2020, 12:16:52 PM
Quote from: trdsf on June 09, 2020, 01:23:27 AM
I haven't got my hands on a sample of that yet, but I plan to.

Part of my lost rock collection, destroyed in my home move of 2005.  Trinitite is hard to find now.  My first sample came from an old geiger counter accessory box (with radioactive samples).  My nuclear physics professor and I used a scintillation counter on my sample, generated a spectrum, hoping to find traces of plutonium (the Trinity test was of plutonium).  Didn't find any in the spectrum, just radioactive sodium and strontium I think ... typical fallout poison.
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Post by: Baruch on June 10, 2020, 12:58:52 AM
"Michael Jordan catches 442-pound marlin" ... how will he manage to dunk it thru the hoop? ;-))
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 10, 2020, 07:13:34 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 10, 2020, 12:58:52 AM
"Michael Jordan catches 442-pound marlin" ... how will he manage to dunk it thru the hoop? ;-))
More importantly, how does a 442-pound ballplayer make it around the bases?

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Post by: Sal1981 on June 10, 2020, 05:39:18 PM
(https://xkcd.com/2315/)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 10, 2020, 09:59:48 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 11, 2020, 09:10:05 AM
Typical SJW virtue signaling.  Fail!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2020, 10:57:06 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 12, 2020, 09:15:12 AM
That's about the most un-livid bear I've ever seen!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 12, 2020, 09:27:46 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 12, 2020, 09:15:12 AM
That's about the most un-livid bear I've ever seen!
Bear with me, that was just the first one I found.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 12, 2020, 01:59:03 PM


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Post by: Blackleaf on June 12, 2020, 02:22:44 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 12, 2020, 02:26:24 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 12, 2020, 09:27:46 AM
Bear with me, that was just the first one I found.
I can bear-ly wait!
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 12, 2020, 03:08:57 PM
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Post by: twozerozeroonefive on June 14, 2020, 10:24:52 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 14, 2020, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: twozerozeroonefive on June 14, 2020, 10:24:52 PM

Ya just never know!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2020, 12:49:50 AM




Not just one show.  ALL THE SHOWS.  (except, ironically enough, MLP)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 15, 2020, 07:08:49 AM
Quote from: twozerozeroonefive on June 14, 2020, 10:24:52 PM

Meh. That funnel has a hole in the bottom.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 15, 2020, 04:46:44 PM
Quote from: twozerozeroonefive on June 14, 2020, 10:24:52 PM

I used to love Junkyard Wars!
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 15, 2020, 04:48:15 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 15, 2020, 07:08:49 AM
Meh. That funnel has a hole in the bottom.
If the funnel didn't have a hole, it wouldn't work right...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 15, 2020, 05:42:30 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 15, 2020, 04:48:15 PM
If the funnel didn't have a hole, it wouldn't work right...
TIL
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 16, 2020, 12:33:23 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2020, 12:46:15 AM
And dogs prefer soft rock and reggae (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38757761).

I've heard a theory that animals (including humans) prefer music that closely resembles their own heartbeat - hence the bizarre coincidence that the BeeGees hit "Staying Alive" can be helpful in administering CPR.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2020, 03:02:17 PM


/o_o\
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2020, 03:16:57 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 17, 2020, 07:32:59 PM
I had a guy try to kick me off Purdue's network once for saying I had a cat named "Jemima". I pointed out that she was named for the littlest cat in the video "Cats", a critter she strongly resembled. He refused to believe me, refused to watch the video, and refused to stop pestering me. He lost his account.
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Post by: Green Bottle on June 18, 2020, 02:52:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2020, 06:22:38 PM


Math is hard.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2020, 07:40:18 PM
That's why I use metric quarts.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2020, 12:14:33 AM


2020 isn't quite as bad.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 19, 2020, 12:41:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 18, 2020, 06:22:38 PM
Math is hard.

Apparently.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 19, 2020, 05:15:25 AM
LOLOL. I'm with him! I'm using the phone because I need to. I've never liked laptops. I hate tablets with a vengeance. We want wireless PCs! You laugh now, we'll unite and push our agenda until we get our PCs! Wireless PC! Wireless PC!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 19, 2020, 05:26:08 AM
And hoverboard PCs.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 19, 2020, 06:08:15 AM
By the way, I think that woman is confused between the cup as the standard tea cup and the 'cup' on the measuring cups you guys have in the States. One is around 150 ml or less, the other is around 300 ml. So one is 'little' and the other is 'much'. I don't think she paid attention to the ratio at all. She just used a rule of thumb according to her taste and wrote what she thought was much less using a smaller cup. It's not like that recipe is a new invetion that you can't guess the result, lol. People don't cook with math, they cook with their own rule of thumb according to their taste. That's for the cook shows and those weird yuck vidoes in pinterest.
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Post by: Baruch on June 19, 2020, 07:53:15 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 19, 2020, 06:08:15 AM
By the way, I think that woman is confused between the cup as the standard tea cup and the 'cup' on the measuring cups you guys have in the States. One is around 150 ml or less, the other is around 300 ml. So one is 'little' and the other is 'much'. I don't think she paid attention to the ratio at all. She just used a rule of thumb according to her taste and wrote what she thought was much less using a smaller cup. It's not like that recipe is a new invetion that you can't guess the result, lol. People don't cook with math, they cook with their own rule of thumb according to their taste. That's for the cook shows and those weird yuck vidoes in pinterest.

People follow GPS off a cliff.  My Ex only made that mistake, with cooking, one time.  The recipe had a typo on the amount of olive oil (baking).  It was a greasy mess.  Her grandmother was from the old country though, always measured with her fingers etc.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2020, 01:58:26 PM


Understandable
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Post by: Baruch on June 20, 2020, 02:56:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 20, 2020, 01:58:26 PM


Understandable

Anita the Hun and Gamergate.  So very Beta.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 20, 2020, 05:23:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2020, 01:04:43 AM
Remember when they started this crazy rumor that there would be "mandatory" gay marriage, as if a gay guy (it's always a guy, dunno why they're so obsessed with the guys) would come knocking on their double-wide and by law, they'd have to go to the chapel and get hitched?  What a wild grasp on reality!
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Post by: Baruch on June 21, 2020, 06:53:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 21, 2020, 01:04:43 AM
Remember when they started this crazy rumor that there would be "mandatory" gay marriage, as if a gay guy (it's always a guy, dunno why they're so obsessed with the guys) would come knocking on their double-wide and by law, they'd have to go to the chapel and get hitched?  What a wild grasp on reality!

In Iran they make one side of a gay couple get a sex change.  Reality is fucked.  Wake the hell up!
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Post by: Shiranu on June 22, 2020, 10:21:26 AM
"It's not segregation to segregate people"

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Post by: Baruch on June 22, 2020, 01:48:44 PM
Liberals are a superior species, alien astronauts from Beta Male Centauri.  Conservatives are just former telephone hand set cleaners.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 22, 2020, 01:54:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 22, 2020, 03:11:14 PM


I want to say that the pitcher is either a shell or a skull and houses the kool aid man.  In which case, he's literally serving himself to kids to consume.  Presumably, he replenishes himself afterwards, but he sacrifices himself every day for our nourishment.  Basically, he's the Jesus Christ of flavored beverages.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 22, 2020, 03:59:47 PM
Reminds me of this classic:

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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 22, 2020, 05:38:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 23, 2020, 11:58:33 AM
Me: how could someone "kinda forget" about an enemy army during a war?!  So unrealistic!



Me: okay, you win this round, reality.
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Post by: Cassia on June 24, 2020, 09:17:09 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 24, 2020, 01:26:09 PM
That's what I used to do with my sister, to mess with her. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 25, 2020, 02:19:43 AM
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Post by: Cassia on June 25, 2020, 03:49:56 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 25, 2020, 07:03:35 AM
The penguins are saying "Oh, isn't that a wee one!"
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Post by: trdsf on June 25, 2020, 09:27:53 AM
Quote from: Cassia on June 24, 2020, 09:17:09 AM
[spoiler][/spoiler]
You could sub in 'MAGA' for 'Jesus' and still have a valid cartoon... ;)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 25, 2020, 03:01:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 25, 2020, 04:14:44 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 25, 2020, 04:45:30 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 25, 2020, 05:13:25 PM
I like to remind Christians that the first penis in Mary's vagina was her son's.
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Post by: Cassia on June 25, 2020, 05:54:01 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 25, 2020, 11:14:53 PM
In Spam We Trust ;-)
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Post by: Cassia on June 26, 2020, 08:18:21 AM
Conveying food safety rules as part of the encompassing ancient religions had utility. Or should I say it was kosher. It becomes humorous as times changed but the writing on scrolls persisted into digital bits
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Post by: Cassia on June 26, 2020, 08:20:48 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 26, 2020, 08:51:38 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 25, 2020, 11:14:53 PM
In Spam We Trust ;-)
Quote from: Cassia on June 26, 2020, 08:18:21 AM
Conveying food safety rules as part of the encompassing ancient religions had utility. Or should I say it was kosher. It becomes humorous as times changed but the writing on scrolls persisted into digital bits
Religious rules supplemented royal edicts in the old days. If you don't want the peasants to eat their "tractors" then you declare them holy, like in India.
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Post by: Baruch on June 26, 2020, 12:14:50 PM
Hindu rules on cows (because of Hinduism) are related to those by Persians (because of Zoroastrianism).  The two peoples are anciently related.  Per Zoroaster, it is because of compassion for the suffering of animals, that one shouldn't eat cows.  But it did have practical utility.  The domestication of cows, thousands of years ago, for babies who are not lactose intolerant, has saved countless children past their 5th birthday.

Not all Hindus are vegetarian, and they used to make an exception for ancient kings, with their horse sacrifice under the direction of the brahmins.  Jains take the no-harm principle to its maximum, otherwise there would be no chicken curry.

On the cartoon ... is that you Rev. Jonathan Edwards?  He had a famous hell-fire sermon comparing humanity to a spider held over a flame.
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Post by: Cassia on June 28, 2020, 01:20:37 PM
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Post by: Baruch on June 28, 2020, 04:02:01 PM
Are you dissing Koko? ;-)

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/06/gorillas-koko-sign-language-culture-animals/
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Post by: trdsf on June 28, 2020, 07:38:04 PM
Quote from: Cassia on June 28, 2020, 01:20:37 PM

I want to leave my body to science fiction.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 28, 2020, 08:07:09 PM
I don't give a flying fuck what gunny sack you stuff me into or where you put it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 29, 2020, 12:43:19 AM


Too loose to be effective but so tight you suffocate, and it doesn't even block 5G!
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Post by: Baruch on June 29, 2020, 09:09:11 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 28, 2020, 08:07:09 PM
I don't give a flying fuck what gunny sack you stuff me into or where you put it.

When California gets vaporized, no problem ;-(
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Post by: Cassia on June 29, 2020, 02:55:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 29, 2020, 03:11:08 PM


Math is hard.
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Post by: Cassia on June 30, 2020, 01:26:45 PM
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Post by: Baruch on July 01, 2020, 09:57:17 PM
"Pet cat reunited with its family 12 years after it escaped" ... took its own sweet time ;-))
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Post by: Cassia on July 02, 2020, 08:18:28 AM
Music is math !
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 02, 2020, 08:56:37 AM
Women don't count in that culture.
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Post by: Baruch on July 02, 2020, 09:09:54 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 02, 2020, 08:56:37 AM
Women don't count in that culture.

I bet you looked great in a leisure suit too.  I know I did ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 02, 2020, 04:06:14 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 02, 2020, 09:09:54 AM
I bet you looked great in a leisure suit too.  I know I did ;-)
Never, ever wore a leisure suit. Never.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 02, 2020, 09:15:12 PM
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Post by: Cassia on July 03, 2020, 08:38:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2020, 12:18:56 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 05, 2020, 04:15:04 PM
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Post by: Cassia on July 06, 2020, 01:19:44 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2020, 12:01:42 AM
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Post by: Baruch on July 07, 2020, 01:19:00 PM
Of course, if you hate all animals, they can all go to Hell regardless.  But then I would consider you sub-human ;-(
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2020, 04:41:21 PM


And we have this amazing canal lock system where ships can go uphill.  And yeah, I don't know how that works either.
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 07, 2020, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 07, 2020, 04:41:21 PM


And we have this amazing canal lock system where ships can go uphill.  And yeah, I don't know how that works either.
I read "a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court " decades ago, and I wondered that same thing when I finished it.  With my knowledge of how things work, what could I really do to show them I was a wizard?  Not much.  Hank Morgan can still build rings around me.
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Post by: Baruch on July 07, 2020, 05:12:12 PM
You could be STEM or you could be a loser ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2020, 06:10:54 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 07, 2020, 05:06:02 PMI read "a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court " decades ago, and I wondered that same thing when I finished it.  With my knowledge of how things work, what could I really do to show them I was a wizard?  Not much.  Hank Morgan can still build rings around me.
I could teach them new card games.  Maybe invent soccer and volleyball, depending on the year.

I could also explain germ theory (without proof, I dunno if anyone would believe me) and explain the basics of republicanism and secularism, which would almost certainly be the most self-jeopardizing thing I could possibly do there.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 07, 2020, 08:57:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 07, 2020, 06:10:54 PM
I could teach them new card games.  Maybe invent soccer and volleyball, depending on the year.

I could also explain germ theory (without proof, I dunno if anyone would believe me) and explain the basics of republicanism and secularism, which would almost certainly be the most self-jeopardizing thing I could possibly do there.

People would believe you concerning germs. People weren't the biggest skeptics back then. They thought everything was explained by a god. Speak with enough confidence, and they'll accept it, even if they take some time to adjust to it. As for republicanism and secularism, it may depend on the region and time period you present that to them in.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2020, 09:31:54 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 07, 2020, 08:57:39 PMPeople would believe you concerning germs. People weren't the biggest skeptics back then. They thought everything was explained by a god. Speak with enough confidence, and they'll accept it, even if they take some time to adjust to it.
They'd think disease was either caused by an imbalance of humors or "bad air" (miasma).  I doubt I could sufficiently disprove either, nor find any microscopic animals without a microscope.  No amount of self-confidence would convince people to disbelieve what they already believe and have no reason to think is suspect.

QuoteAs for republicanism and secularism, it may depend on the region and time period you present that to them in.
An extremely rare class of aristocrats, perhaps.  Everyone else would either be offended or murderously offended.
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Post by: Cassia on July 07, 2020, 09:33:11 PM
It is all the things NOT in the scriptures that lead me to non belief. Not one thing in any holy book that a contemporary person could not have written. Then we can can talk about all the stupid shit that are in them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2020, 09:35:44 PM
I could try to improve the cuisine, but with no potatoes, tomatoes, corn, or chili peppers, there goes like 70% of my recipes.  *sad taco noises*

Ooh, I could introduce hamburgers!  (though using a knife to manually ground the beef would be a pain)  And french fries!  Though with eggplants instead of potatoes, since potatoes are unavailable.  Maybe I could call them spanish fries as a joke.  And chicken wings, though without chilies that's pretty much exercise in futility.  Curried?  Probably too expensive.  I suppose honey mustard will have to do.
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Post by: Baruch on July 07, 2020, 10:17:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 07, 2020, 09:35:44 PM
I could try to improve the cuisine, but with no potatoes, tomatoes, corn, or chili peppers, there goes like 70% of my recipes.  *sad taco noises*

Ooh, I could introduce hamburgers!  (though using a knife to manually ground the beef would be a pain)  And french fries!  Though maybe I could call them spanish fries as a joke.  And chicken wings, though without chilies that's pretty much exercise in futility.  Curried?  Probably too expensive.  I suppose honey mustard will have to do.

The primary problem before the early 20th century, was lack of refrigeration.  All food was local, seasonal, and with the exception of grain, consumed immediately.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 08, 2020, 02:59:42 PM
Quote from: Baruch on July 07, 2020, 10:17:11 PM
The primary problem before the early 20th century, was lack of refrigeration.  All food was local, seasonal, and with the exception of grain, consumed immediately.

Define immediately. People have been preserving meats since pre-history days. Dehydrated fish will keep for a season if kept dry, and that goes back probably tens possibly hundreds of thousands of years. Commercial trade in salted/smoked meats goes back at least to the Romans.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 08, 2020, 04:01:05 PM
Salted herring saved Europe after the Bubonic Plague.
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Post by: Baruch on July 08, 2020, 04:25:51 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on July 08, 2020, 02:59:42 PM
Define immediately. People have been preserving meats since pre-history days. Dehydrated fish will keep for a season if kept dry, and that goes back probably tens possibly hundreds of thousands of years. Commercial trade in salted/smoked meats goes back at least to the Romans.

Lots of places had plenty of food year round ... because I saw it on TV.  I remember in my own lifetime that fruits and vegetables were seasonal.

If you want to live like 1000 or 2000 year ago, feel free ;-)  You are welcome to give up your modern conveniences.  Salted/smoked meats were for the masters, not the slaves.  Vikings had salted/smoked fish, again not for the thralls.  Depended on where you lived.  Nevada Indians collected pine nuts.  You didn't have meat out in the country, unless you hunted (banned in the Middle Ages) or slaughtered a rare farm animal (mostly used for wool and milk).  Cattle were used for plowing.

My own ancestors as recently as 100 years ago, had a dirt floor, a tiny stove, too many kids, and if hail flattened the wheat you had to eat your seed for next year.  They were using mules to plow as recently as 1930.  My mother's parents had a goat for slaughter one time ... but you couldn't do that every day, unless you had the livestock of the emperor.

There was a lot of tuna taken from the Sea of Azov in Greek times.  Might have gotten that as far as Greece (wet catch kept live).  What were the Romans trading long distance in?  Garum.  Goo made from rotten fish, especially in Spain.  Think anchovy paste.  Indirect ancestor of ketchup.  One of the scandals of Nero was, he had slaves bring him snow from the Alps, so he could have cold drinks.

Why are those guards at the Tower of London called "Beefeaters"?  Tudor people were lucky to have a chicken once in awhile.  Some Native Americans made jerky or pemmican.  Why were women in particular, shorter at adulthood until 120 years ago?  Because they were malnourished.  The men ate first, the women and children got the scraps.  Not many Americans could stand to live like the Amish, let alone like a un-improved Native American (ignore Rousseau).

Why were Vikings well fed?  They had fish, and they went "viking" ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGF9G6RdHFg
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 09, 2020, 08:05:44 AM
Yes Baruch, historically most food is seasonal, and dried grains can be stored over the winter. That doesn't change the fact that people have been preserving meat for a long time. Possibly before we were farming. The earliest hard evidence for drying fish is from 12,000 years ago, but people living in hot coastal climates were probably doing it a long time before that.

We know the Sumerians were preserving meats through salting and smoking thousands of years ago. The Romans traded heavily in salted meats. The army ran on bread and salted pork. Much of the later was imported from Gaul. They also dried fruits, preserved them in honey and wine, and pickled things.

There was also a middle class even in the early middle age Europe. Tradesmen and merchants. Not everyone lived on the edge of starvation all the time. While the diet of most was primarily bread, They also consumed some meats, and there was more pork than chicken. 
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Post by: Baruch on July 09, 2020, 09:17:50 AM
Talking past each other?  The past, even in my grandmother's childhood, was not running down to the Safeway and picking up some food, coming home, and putting some of it in the refrigerator.  The availability of refrigeration in the home, was revolutionary.  Of course, initially, in big cities, this was an icebox.  The fact that prehistoric man maybe knew how to make jerky, doesn't change the reality of daily probability of starvation.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 09, 2020, 09:21:03 AM
Quote from: Baruch on July 09, 2020, 09:17:50 AMThe fact that prehistoric man maybe knew how to make jerky, doesn't change the reality of daily probability of starvation.
Are you sure you wanted to use "probability"? I mean, the cavemen probably didn't face starvation when they had a dead mammoth for carving up. In winter that would keep them for a month at least if they could keep the scavengers away.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 09, 2020, 10:34:40 AM
Quote from: Baruch on July 09, 2020, 09:17:50 AM
Talking past each other?  The past, even in my grandmother's childhood, was not running down to the Safeway and picking up some food, coming home, and putting some of it in the refrigerator.  The availability of refrigeration in the home, was revolutionary.  Of course, initially, in big cities, this was an icebox.  The fact that prehistoric man maybe knew how to make jerky, doesn't change the reality of daily probability of starvation.

Possibly. Yes refrigeration undoubtedly revolutionized food storage. But you said prior to the 20th century and refrigeration the only foodstuffs we could store long term was grain. I'm just trying to point out that isn't true. We have been preserving meat for a long time. We were doing that to mitigate the daily possibility of starvation.

During the age of exploration the primary diet aboard the ships that were often at sea for months at a time wasn't bread. It was salted meat.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 09, 2020, 10:38:26 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 09, 2020, 09:21:03 AM
Are you sure you wanted to use "probability"? I mean, the cavemen probably didn't face starvation when they had a dead mammoth for carving up. In winter that would keep them for a month at least if they could keep the scavengers away.

The evidence we have for mass kills of large mammals by relatively small groups of humans is pretty good but by no means conclusive evidence the humans had a method of preserving some of the meat so it would last even longer than that.
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Post by: Baruch on July 09, 2020, 12:27:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 09, 2020, 09:21:03 AM
Are you sure you wanted to use "probability"? I mean, the cavemen probably didn't face starvation when they had a dead mammoth for carving up. In winter that would keep them for a month at least if they could keep the scavengers away.

I saw a film in HS anthropology, of a Pygmy tribe hunting and eating an elephant.  They moved quickly.  Unlike Vikings, they didn't have a convenient glacier to keep the meat cold.  It is an F*ing jungle out there!  Mass kills of buffalo by early Native Americans happened, but you know by time machine that they were able to convert all that to jerkey and pemmican?  The hides were useful of course, after the women had chewed the fat (literally).

Originally Homo Erectus it is figured, learned to eat meat, by competing with the scavengers, because they were starving.  Fortunately they had seen "Lion King" and knew to let the lions and hyenas have first dibs .. vultures not so much.  This was very hard, since they were originally vegetarians, and eating meat was inefficient (given their teeth types) and gave indigestion.  Until fire came into use, to cook meat, it was an inefficient food source.  Homo Erectus who could manage to eat carrion outlived those who could not ... just as lactose intolerant people were outcompeted by the cow people once cows got milked.  Up until modern times, game meat was allowed to spoil for a couple days, to tenderize and "improve the flavor".  But not for weeks or months.

Regular food preservation started with Napoleon (army rations in champaign bottles) and with Wellington (army rations in tin cans).  MREs that could be sterilized by boiling.  Of course that included meat, but originally only for armies on campaign.  Took several decades before civilians got canned food (by Civil War).
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Post by: Baruch on July 09, 2020, 12:30:03 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on July 09, 2020, 10:34:40 AM
Possibly. Yes refrigeration undoubtedly revolutionized food storage. But you said prior to the 20th century and refrigeration the only foodstuffs we could store long term was grain. I'm just trying to point out that isn't true. We have been preserving meat for a long time. We were doing that to mitigate the daily possibility of starvation.

During the age of exploration the primary diet aboard the ships that were often at sea for months at a time wasn't bread. It was salted meat.

How soon, did most people on this planet, stop living like the early 19th century (no ice box)?  Oh, there are still people living like that ;-)  If eating was easy, there would not be starving people in Africa.  And yes, sailors got salted meat, and scurvy (arrrh).  But not if you weren't a sailor at sea.  Sailors in port ate whatever was cooked up in the local brothel.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 09, 2020, 12:49:02 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on July 09, 2020, 10:38:26 AM
The evidence we have for mass kills of large mammals by relatively small groups of humans is pretty good but by no means conclusive evidence the humans had a method of preserving some of the meat so it would last even longer than that.
What part of "frozen" didn't work for you?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 10, 2020, 11:02:22 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 10, 2020, 11:41:01 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 09, 2020, 12:49:02 PM
What part of "frozen" didn't work for you?

I don't have a problem with frozen as long as we are talking about Alberta, Montana, and Wyoming. Freezing probably wasn't much of an option 12,000 years ago at places like the Bonfire Kettle jump site in southwest Texas though.
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Post by: Baruch on July 10, 2020, 03:43:59 PM
War against generalization!  Unless you are speaking of a particular cave man at a particular time and place ... you are over-generalizing!  Bwahah.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 11, 2020, 09:28:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2020, 12:24:53 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 12, 2020, 12:41:04 AM
Mittens.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2020, 07:19:58 AM
Boobies.
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Post by: Cassia on July 12, 2020, 07:33:45 AM
         The end is near !
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 12, 2020, 08:03:42 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 07, 2020, 05:06:02 PM
I read "a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court " decades ago, and I wondered that same thing when I finished it.  With my knowledge of how things work, what could I really do to show them I was a wizard?  Not much.  Hank Morgan can still build rings around me.

You know Jerome Bixby's The Man from Earth? Just reminded me that. That's a good story about what is knowledge, knowing...
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 12, 2020, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 12, 2020, 08:03:42 AM


You know Jerome Bixby's The Man from Earth? Just reminded me that. That's a good story about what is knowledge, knowing...
Thanks for the tip--I had not heard of it before now. 
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 12, 2020, 11:52:22 AM
Yw. I like that movie. Small space, lots of dialogue...
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Post by: Baruch on July 12, 2020, 02:49:32 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 12, 2020, 08:03:42 AM


You know Jerome Bixby's The Man from Earth? Just reminded me that. That's a good story about what is knowledge, knowing...

The fictional character of "Jesus" is definitely a BuJew.  As mentioned in your reference.  I remember the Star Trek classic version of this story.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 12, 2020, 09:08:58 PM
Quote from: Cassia on July 12, 2020, 07:33:45 AM
         The end is near !

Jesus Christ!
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 12, 2020, 09:41:35 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 12, 2020, 09:08:58 PM
Jesus Christ!
That is him, isn't it ?
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Post by: trdsf on July 13, 2020, 12:37:55 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2020, 07:19:58 AM
Boobies.
EDIT: I just noticed I replied to the wrong post!

Quote from: Cassia on July 12, 2020, 07:33:45 AM
         The end is near !

Wow, what an asshole!
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Post by: Cassia on July 13, 2020, 08:14:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 13, 2020, 09:03:53 PM
They just got a small loan of at least $1.4 billion (https://www.syracuse.com/coronavirus/2020/07/catholic-church-got-at-least-14-billion-in-ppp-loans-after-lobbying-trump-administration.html) to help fund the payments to rape victims.  :/
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 13, 2020, 10:27:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2020, 12:20:23 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2020, 12:58:48 PM
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Post by: Baruch on July 17, 2020, 01:30:17 PM
Yes, ever since the introduction of Superman in 1938, Americans believe in super-heroes, not human beings ;-)
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Post by: trdsf on July 17, 2020, 11:49:26 PM
I love a terrible pun.  :D

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2020, 11:26:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2020, 01:36:27 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 20, 2020, 05:46:17 AM
That's why they call it a "wet" suit.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 20, 2020, 01:07:07 PM
I'd hate to have a wet dream in a wet suit...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 20, 2020, 04:59:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 20, 2020, 01:07:07 PM
I'd hate to have a wet dream in a wet suit...
You wouldn't see it cumming.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2020, 10:39:19 PM


Whatever you do, don't leave the door open.  :P
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Post by: Shiranu on July 20, 2020, 10:48:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2020, 01:31:25 PM
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Post by: Baruch on July 21, 2020, 01:53:55 PM
You need to write a bio … "I Cassia"
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2020, 05:04:40 PM


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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 21, 2020, 06:23:35 PM


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Post by: Cassia on July 21, 2020, 06:41:14 PM
My Catholic friend assumes that momma Tess supervises her workouts. No Slacking !!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2020, 07:43:49 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on July 21, 2020, 06:23:35 PM
If memory serves, the millionaire is well aware that he's pretty much useless and usually supports the scientist.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 21, 2020, 08:30:47 PM


OMG. Look at her plaque. "Honorable." lol

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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 22, 2020, 06:29:34 PM
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Post by: Cassia on July 24, 2020, 05:49:17 PM

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Post by: Blackleaf on July 24, 2020, 06:46:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2020, 01:06:18 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 26, 2020, 02:06:42 AM
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Post by: Sal1981 on July 26, 2020, 11:53:07 AM
something I came across on Twitter:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 26, 2020, 12:26:34 PM
She likes five year olds?
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Post by: Sal1981 on July 26, 2020, 12:28:24 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 26, 2020, 12:26:34 PM
She likes five year olds?
Is it really pedophilia when the biological body is 25 years old?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 26, 2020, 12:45:45 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on July 26, 2020, 12:28:24 PM
Is it really pedophilia when the biological body is 25 years old?
Effectively, yes.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2020, 04:53:59 AM
This was going around in the high days of the pandemic. I don't know if it was posted before but it is kind of horrifying,lol.

Quote-----------------From an anonymous UPS delivery driver:

There are 5 types of customers during The 'Rona:

1) Steve:
He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10 a.m. in his recliner and his AR is within arm's reach. He has 6 months' provisions in the basement and a bugout bag due west, buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo.
Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.

2) Brad:
He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6-ft no-go zone line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.
Brad will not survive.
Steve will probably eat him.

3) Nancy:
She has sprayed everything with thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about The 'Rona on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6-ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.
She will last longer than Brad, but not as long as Steve.

4) Karen:
She has called everybody and read them the latest news on The 'Rona. She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonalds, Chik-Fil-A, and Vons, all before noon, demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking The 'Rona to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello Kitchen” to her.
Karen will not survive much longer than Brad.

5) Mary:
Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, and a 6-pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.

Mary will survive, and marry Steve.
Together they will repopulate the earth.

May God have mercy on us all
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2020, 10:27:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2020, 01:10:31 PM


Cause the moon's haunted.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2020, 10:05:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2020, 01:43:06 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 06, 2020, 06:24:20 AM
Was that in Boston?
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Post by: Baruch on August 06, 2020, 12:23:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 06, 2020, 06:24:20 AM
Was that in Boston?

The English can make me drink their tea, but they canna make me eat their crumpets! - William Wallace
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2020, 05:39:11 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 08, 2020, 06:27:40 PM
Or investigation by murder.
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Post by: Cassia on August 08, 2020, 09:45:35 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 09, 2020, 06:39:41 AM
So author's shouldn't have a life?
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Post by: Cassia on August 09, 2020, 07:45:33 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 09, 2020, 06:39:41 AM
So author's shouldn't have a life?
My definition of 'a life' is not measured with a narrow feeler gauge just like the plural of author is not possessive.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 09, 2020, 08:35:37 AM
Quote from: Cassia on August 09, 2020, 07:45:33 AM
My definition of 'a life' is not measured with a narrow feeler gauge just like the plural of author is not possessive.
I'll have a word with the morphine about propellor grammar.
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Post by: Cassia on August 09, 2020, 09:02:19 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 09, 2020, 08:35:37 AM
I'll have a word with the morphine about propellor grammar.
I was going to converse with my medications, morphine would be my choice. I have had some convincing dreams on certain painkillers.. Nevertheless, I do hope your conditions improve. I can be snarky in virtual world at times. It is so much easier than person to person.
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Post by: Baruch on August 09, 2020, 09:50:17 AM
My family makes any accomplishment I do, however meager, worthwhile.  They are not interruptions.  We had a great outing yesterday in Albuquerque.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 09, 2020, 10:17:59 AM
Quote from: Cassia on August 09, 2020, 09:02:19 AM
I was going to converse with my medications, morphine would be my choice. I have had some convincing dreams on certain painkillers.. Nevertheless, I do hope your conditions improve. I can be snarky in virtual world at times. It is so much easier than person to person.
I got on the 'net during Desert Shield. Haven't had anything the ruffled my feathers in the intervening time. Cheers.
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Post by: Baruch on August 11, 2020, 08:12:00 AM
Sentient SJW toilet roll ...

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cheap-ai
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Post by: trdsf on August 11, 2020, 02:43:35 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 09, 2020, 10:17:59 AM
I got on the 'net during Desert Shield. Haven't had anything the ruffled my feathers in the intervening time. Cheers.
I got on the 'net in '93.  Dialup modem to a store-and-forward BBS with a daily 60-post maximum on the few Usenet groups they carried... and that was enough to keep up!

Of course, we had to type in blizzards.  With one finger.  Uphill.  Both ways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tCM73mHd4E
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 11, 2020, 03:12:54 PM
My net access was through Purdue, so there was no limit on posting.
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Post by: Baruch on August 11, 2020, 04:12:06 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 11, 2020, 03:12:54 PM
My net access was through Purdue, so there was no limit on posting.

You went to school at an Arkansas chicken farm? ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 11, 2020, 06:09:50 PM
Quote from: Baruch on August 11, 2020, 04:12:06 PM
You went to school at an Arkansas chicken farm? ;-)
I know you can't spell.
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Post by: Baruch on August 11, 2020, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 11, 2020, 06:09:50 PM
I know you can't spell.

I never do witchcraft.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 11, 2020, 09:09:02 PM
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Post by: Baruch on August 16, 2020, 11:35:47 AM
https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-08-16

Atheists and other rationalists are funny ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2020, 01:16:42 PM


If you know, you know.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2020, 02:05:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 17, 2020, 01:16:42 PM


If you know, you know.
I know it was deleted.
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Post by: Cassia on August 17, 2020, 03:21:02 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 17, 2020, 01:16:42 PM


If you know, you know.
Ben is good at "seeming" like a facts based personality but his analysis and conclusions are shallow. I have seen a few heavyweight atheists smother him like cheese sauce on a enchilada made in Georgia.
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Post by: Baruch on August 17, 2020, 03:25:29 PM
Photoshop character assassination is so 90s.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 17, 2020, 05:52:43 PM
Anybody who chooses Ginger Ale over Squirt----well, they are just not put together right.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2020, 06:43:58 PM
Squirt is the one with the grapefruit flavor?
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 17, 2020, 07:04:12 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2020, 06:43:58 PM
Squirt is the one with the grapefruit flavor?
Yeah.  It is the only soft drink that actually quenches my thirst.
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Post by: Baruch on August 17, 2020, 08:10:03 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 17, 2020, 05:52:43 PM
Anybody who chooses Ginger Ale over Squirt----well, they are just not put together right.

Fresca is great too, also has grapefruit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2020, 11:21:08 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 17, 2020, 07:04:12 PM
Yeah.  It is the only soft drink that actually quenches my thirst.
You would you say that you can't get enough of Squirt's flavor on your lips?  :P
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 18, 2020, 12:31:00 AM
I've never had Squirt. Ginger ale is fine, but only if you get the right brand. Some just suck.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 18, 2020, 12:38:42 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 17, 2020, 11:21:08 PM
You would you say that you can't get enough of Squirt's flavor on your lips?  :P
Because of my diabetes/heart condition, I've sworn off soda of all sorts.  But I'd love to have a Coke right now!  That pleasure would only be a tiny bit bigger than having a Squirt.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 18, 2020, 12:40:14 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on August 18, 2020, 12:31:00 AM
I've never had Squirt. Ginger ale is fine, but only if you get the right brand. Some just suck.
You owe it to yourself Blackleaf, to have at least one Squirt!  Go ahead--slap on your mask and head out to your local best grocery and get one!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2020, 01:08:13 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 18, 2020, 12:40:14 AMYou owe it to yourself Blackleaf, to have at least one Squirt!  Go ahead--slap on your mask and head out to your local best grocery and get one!
*literally dies from laughing*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2020, 05:34:30 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 17, 2020, 07:04:12 PM
Yeah.  It is the only soft drink that actually quenches my thirst.
Had one once. Didn't finish it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2020, 05:35:22 AM
Anybody else heard of "squirts" as code for diarrhea?
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 18, 2020, 08:43:45 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2020, 05:34:30 AM
Had one once. Didn't finish it.
That's too bad--could you send it on to me???
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 18, 2020, 08:46:12 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2020, 05:35:22 AM
Anybody else heard of "squirts" as code for diarrhea?
Yeah--squirts for a little diarrhea--'the runs' for the bigly diarrhea.  Squirt could be renamed 'Mountain Don't' and I'd still drink it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2020, 09:33:24 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 18, 2020, 08:43:45 AM
That's too bad--could you send it on to me???
Okay, I'll need your 1961 address and a DeLorean.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 18, 2020, 10:48:37 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2020, 09:33:24 AM
Okay, I'll need your 1961 address and a DeLorean.
Okay.  Both are being shipped by the US postal service---opps, I meant US postal stop.
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Post by: Baruch on August 18, 2020, 11:01:23 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2020, 05:34:30 AM
Had one once. Didn't finish it.

That was a Slurm from Futurama ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on August 18, 2020, 11:02:15 AM
Why semantic arguments are from the Devil ...

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hey-kid

It produces newscasters!
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Post by: trdsf on August 18, 2020, 01:02:02 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on August 18, 2020, 12:31:00 AM
I've never had Squirt. Ginger ale is fine, but only if you get the right brand. Some just suck.
By 'right brand' I'm going to assume you mean Vernor's.  Because it is.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2020, 03:17:46 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 18, 2020, 04:45:29 PM
Well, hopefully her holes are good, too!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2020, 06:22:35 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2020, 06:35:13 PM
I didn't see "gleefully".
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2020, 12:04:56 AM
It was in The Force Awakens.  Technically, he was cheering Poe blowing away trooper after trooper.  "Whooo!  Yeah!  That's one hell of a pilot!"

Finn was in a kill-or-be-killed situation, so it makes sense that he'd pull the trigger.  What doesn't make sense is that there wasn't the slightest hint of internal conflict about it or any further humanization of the stormtroopers besides Finn.  Not even a scene where he's trying to reason with stormtrooper prisoners.  That would've taken like a minute of screentime, two tops.

Compare that to Teal'c, who takes every opportunity to parlay (sometimes successfully, sometimes not), definitely struggles with going up against his own, treats with prisoners, helps deprogram people, spends whole seasons recruiting/training/supporting defectors, and has a hell of final showdown as a co-commander on the defectors' flagship.  And lemme tell you, the payoff from that was huge.

That's what happens when you have good writing and solid character development.  Otherwise, you just get a guy who defects and then kinda tags along with the good guys and basically gets forgotten.  Not an arc, just a character line.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 19, 2020, 06:58:47 AM
That was appreciation for a skillful pilot that saved his ass.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2020, 01:50:15 PM
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Post by: Baruch on August 23, 2020, 10:34:25 PM
Romans get this, barbarians (who celebrate Viking days of the week) don't.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 25, 2020, 02:45:10 AM
[I admit that squirt convo was remotely titillating before Gawdzilla ruined it.]
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 27, 2020, 08:46:45 AM
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Post by: Cassia on August 27, 2020, 10:27:58 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on August 27, 2020, 08:46:45 AM

Yeah, self aware, massive natural resource consumers was probably an evolutionary misstep. No worries, it will all go on without us.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 27, 2020, 01:13:48 PM
Quote from: Cassia on August 27, 2020, 10:27:58 AM
Yeah, self aware, massive natural resource consumers was probably an evolutionary misstep. No worries, it will all go on without us.
Smart as elephants, breed like rabbits.  Not a good combo.  :(
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Post by: Baruch on August 27, 2020, 06:17:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 27, 2020, 01:13:48 PM
Smart as elephants, breed like rabbits.  Not a good combo.  :(

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" ... worked pretty well as an insect derived strategy ;-)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 28, 2020, 02:07:27 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 27, 2020, 01:13:48 PM
Smart as elephants, breed like rabbits.  Not a good combo.  :(

Gawd... that was a tad too good of 'in a nutshell'. Sigh.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 30, 2020, 09:44:12 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 30, 2020, 10:33:50 PM
Escherhund!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 30, 2020, 10:41:52 PM
The longer you stare, the worse it gets.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 30, 2020, 11:42:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 30, 2020, 10:41:52 PM
The longer you stare, the worse it gets.
If you do that again............................
you'll break my glasses!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2020, 02:01:51 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 01, 2020, 05:36:16 AM
I cross-trained with our medic because he was getting similar responses from the rest of the guys.

"Okay, you can read. You'll do."
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2020, 12:38:17 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 05, 2020, 01:03:40 PM
Err...I automatically looked down to the q keyboard (we also have an f one) to check but then it had so many stations to go... HOW?
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 05, 2020, 01:20:45 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 05, 2020, 01:03:40 PM
Err...I automatically looked down to the q keyboard (we also have an f one) to check but then it had so many stations to go... HOW?
That is hard to imagine as an accident. 
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 05, 2020, 01:21:52 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 05, 2020, 01:20:45 PM
That is hard to imagine as an accident.

LOL, isn't it?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 05, 2020, 01:51:32 PM
(I wonder where she is these days.)
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2020, 01:36:09 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2020, 04:06:12 PM
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Post by: Baruch on September 07, 2020, 06:17:27 PM
Daughter's favorite breed of dinosaur.  We have a T-rex at the local museum.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 07, 2020, 07:50:17 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 07, 2020, 06:17:27 PM
Daughter's favorite breed of dinosaur.  We have a T-rex at the local museum.

You might be thinking of the triceratops. I think this one's a styracosaurus?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 08, 2020, 06:45:27 AM
One shield dino is a good as another.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2020, 03:08:36 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 07, 2020, 06:17:27 PM
Daughter's favorite breed of dinosaur.  We have a T-rex at the local museum.

Is that an almost full fossil display? (Trying to guess where you live.) Since you live in the US, you realise that could be a very specific information if it is an orginal, accurate one, right? Marx says, yessss.

And Baruch has never been seen again... :p

Raptors rule.
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Post by: Baruch on September 08, 2020, 04:23:33 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2020, 03:08:36 PM
Is that an almost full fossil display? (Trying to guess where you live.) Since you live in the US, you realise that could be a very specific information if it is an orginal, accurate one, right? Marx says, yessss.

And Baruch has never been seen again... :p

Raptors rule.

Full display, but not as dramatic a display location as at the entrance of the Denver Museum of Natural History.  Most display dinosaurs have molded fake bones, because the real ones are too heavy to mount up.  The museum at the La Brea Tar Pits (LA) is best.  Lots of multiple Pleistocene animals on display, real bones.  Saber-tooths and Mastodons.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 08, 2020, 05:22:28 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2020, 03:08:36 PM
Is that an almost full fossil display? (Trying to guess where you live.) Since you live in the US, you realise that could be a very specific information if it is an orginal, accurate one, right? Marx says, yessss.

And Baruch has never been seen again... :p

Raptors rule.
Sue is on display in Chicago. Finding anybody in a few million people should keep you busy for a while.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2020, 05:46:18 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 08, 2020, 05:22:28 PM
Sue is on display in Chicago. Finding anybody in a few million people should keep you busy for a while.

I'm sure you realise this is not serious converstion. Nobody cares where Brauch lives. And almost everybody interested in the field knows where Sue lives.
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Post by: Baruch on September 08, 2020, 07:15:56 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2020, 05:46:18 PM
I'm sure you realise this is not serious converstion. Nobody cares where Brauch lives. And almost everybody interested in the field knows where Sue lives.

He was a poorly named boy, sung about by Johnny Cash.

Anyone paying attention knows about where I live now.  My prior location to retirement, was near the Star Gate ;-)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2020, 07:49:17 PM
Quote from: Baruch on September 08, 2020, 07:15:56 PM
He was a poorly named boy, sung about by Johnny Cash.

Anyone paying attention knows about where I live now.  My prior location to retirement, was near the Star Gate ;-)

Oh sorry, about that. (Not really.) But they have no idea what you are on about, are they,'kiddo'?  (Friendly banter)
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 08, 2020, 08:13:01 PM
I'm pretty sure all of the fossils at my museum are replicas.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Baruch on September 08, 2020, 10:16:14 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 08, 2020, 08:13:01 PM
I'm pretty sure all of the fossils at my museum are replicas.

But about the visitors?  Da Da Dada ... 13th Floor episode of Twilight Zone
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 09, 2020, 07:46:30 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2020, 05:46:18 PM
I'm sure you realise this is not serious converstion. Nobody cares where Brauch lives. And almost everybody interested in the field knows where Sue lives.
And?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 09, 2020, 01:03:37 PM
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Post by: Cassia on September 09, 2020, 02:21:46 PM
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Post by: Cassia on September 09, 2020, 02:24:00 PM
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Post by: Baruch on September 09, 2020, 02:55:23 PM
Quote from: Cassia on September 09, 2020, 02:24:00 PM


Shmaltz is kosher.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2020, 02:01:33 AM


Something doesn't seem right...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 10, 2020, 04:47:13 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 09, 2020, 07:46:30 AM
And?

Nothing. I thought, you thought I was being serious.
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Post by: trdsf on September 10, 2020, 05:30:00 PM
I don't think there's any way to make this any better than it already is.

(https://twitter.com/pebonilla/status/1303875417888169988)
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Post by: Baruch on September 10, 2020, 05:49:10 PM
Must have been interesting Sheriff housing those prisoners in hard conditions in the desert ;-) (what he is famous for)
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2020, 07:53:29 PM
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Post by: Baruch on September 12, 2020, 09:57:43 PM
Such a good cartoon about LBJ.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 16, 2020, 12:23:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2020, 10:31:33 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 18, 2020, 06:58:05 AM
No cable?
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 18, 2020, 12:28:20 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 18, 2020, 01:42:42 PM
I thought that last one was "Mayonnaise".
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 18, 2020, 03:22:47 PM
I've never known anyone to put mayonnaise on a pizza. lol
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 18, 2020, 03:24:27 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 18, 2020, 03:22:47 PM
I've never known anyone to put mayonnaise on a pizza. lol

The Japanese, apparently.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 19, 2020, 07:55:59 PM
I like mayo on bananas. Wonderful!
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Post by: trdsf on September 21, 2020, 12:53:38 PM
There are some places that put mayo on fries... I haven't figured that one out yet.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2020, 01:00:41 PM
Quote from: trdsf on September 21, 2020, 12:53:38 PM
There are some places that put mayo on fries... I haven't figured that one out yet.
Maybe not literally on the fries, but on the side would be ok.  Especially if it's spicy mayo.  Or yum yum sauce.  Or chili garlic sauce.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 21, 2020, 01:28:10 PM
Americans and food. Oh gawd. *Runs.
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Post by: Baruch on September 21, 2020, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 21, 2020, 01:28:10 PM
Americans and food. Oh gawd. *Runs.

Plebs! - Roman Senator Digere Paulisper Calceus
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 21, 2020, 04:18:48 PM
Quote from: trdsf on September 21, 2020, 12:53:38 PM
There are some places that put mayo on fries... I haven't figured that one out yet.

My mom likes mayo on her fries. I prefer spicy ketchup or cheese.
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Post by: trdsf on September 21, 2020, 04:28:40 PM
I'm either a ketchup or a malt vinegar man when it comes to fries.  Although poutine sounds tasty.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 21, 2020, 05:36:27 PM
Quote from: trdsf on September 21, 2020, 12:53:38 PM
There are some places that put mayo on fries... I haven't figured that one out yet.

We do. But I've heard our mayo is different from american. Ours is more acidic in taste.
Also, 'speciaal saus' or 'special sauce' is half a portion of mayo and half a portion of ketchup or curry-ketchup, not-mixed but seperate, sprinkled with raw onion bits. It is pretty damn great with fries.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2020, 05:48:43 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 21, 2020, 05:36:27 PM
We do. But I've heard our mayo is different from american. Ours is more acidic in taste.
Fritessaus (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritessaus)?

The addition of lime juice would definitely make it more acidic and tastier while less fattening than its American counterpart.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 21, 2020, 06:01:23 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 21, 2020, 05:36:27 PM
We do. But I've heard our mayo is different from american. Ours is more acidic in taste.
Also, 'speciaal saus' or 'special sauce' is half a portion of mayo and half a portion of ketchup or curry-ketchup, not-mixed but seperate, sprinkled with raw onion bits. It is pretty damn great with fries.

And you think an American can actually tell the difference in taste that?

https://youtu.be/LjVsPGwTRbs?t=9

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Post by: Baruch on September 21, 2020, 06:12:35 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 21, 2020, 05:36:27 PM
We do. But I've heard our mayo is different from american. Ours is more acidic in taste.
Also, 'speciaal saus' or 'special sauce' is half a portion of mayo and half a portion of ketchup or curry-ketchup, not-mixed but seperate, sprinkled with raw onion bits. It is pretty damn great with fries.

Most Americans don't eat real mayonnaise at all, it is just like American cheese ;-)  White stuff called Salad Dressing.

https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/miracle-whip-vs-mayo/

"Unlike salad dressings that separate, the egg makes mayonnaise emulsified, giving it a thick, solid and spreadable consistency. There are some rules, though: According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), anything labeled as “mayonnaise” must contain 65% vegetable oil by weight."
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 21, 2020, 06:22:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2020, 05:48:43 PM
Fritessaus (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritessaus)?

The addition of lime juice would definitely make it more acidic and tastier while less fattening than its American counterpart.

No, fritessaus is mayonaise-like, but not exactly mayonaise.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2020, 06:22:36 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 21, 2020, 01:28:10 PM
Americans and food. Oh gawd. *Runs.
Haggis.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2020, 06:23:07 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 21, 2020, 06:22:22 PM
No, fritessaus is mayonaise-like, but not exactly mayonaise.
Ah, you fixed it just in time.

Except "mayonnaise".
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 21, 2020, 06:33:08 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2020, 06:23:07 PM
Ah, you fixed it just in time.

Except "mayonnaise".

Yeah, Dutch spelling is 'mayonaise', English is 'mayonnaise'.

I'm not perfect Gawdzilla, I'm doing the best I can!
*skulks off crying*
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 21, 2020, 06:50:43 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2020, 06:22:36 PM
Haggis.

What do you want me to do?!
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Post by: Baruch on September 21, 2020, 09:35:42 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 21, 2020, 06:50:43 PM
What do you want me to do?!

Eat haggis with single malt scotch, I have tried it.  The scotch helped down the haggis ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2020, 07:32:49 AM
There isn't enough scotch in the world...
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Post by: Baruch on September 22, 2020, 09:27:16 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2020, 07:32:49 AM
There isn't enough scotch in the world...

And I thought you were He-Man, just older.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2020, 08:42:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 25, 2020, 07:06:38 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 02, 2020, 12:32:15 PM


Yep. He and Melania tested positive.
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Post by: Baruch on October 02, 2020, 01:12:12 PM
Go for option #3.
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Post by: Feral Atheist on October 02, 2020, 08:32:57 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 19, 2020, 07:55:59 PM
I like mayo on bananas. Wonderful!
Peanut butter, banana, and miracle whip* sandwich!  I've even put lettuce on it.

*Miracle whip, instead of mayo, a bit more tart.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 03, 2020, 07:29:38 AM
Boss Lady hates bananas. I'll have to try that when she's looking.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2020, 12:23:39 PM


I love democracy.
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Post by: Baruch on October 03, 2020, 06:48:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 03, 2020, 12:23:39 PM


I love democracy.

Excellence is White and elitist.  Shall you die for your non-Primitivist privilege?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 04, 2020, 11:42:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2020, 12:06:19 AM
I know we don't say it anymore, but spooosh.
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Post by: twozerozeroonefive on October 05, 2020, 03:14:31 AM


...tits
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Post by: Baruch on October 05, 2020, 08:16:09 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 04, 2020, 11:42:22 PM


He is wearing his Covid mask all wrong!
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 05, 2020, 09:08:22 AM
Quote from: twozerozeroonefive on October 05, 2020, 03:14:31 AM


...tits
Glasses............
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 05, 2020, 09:49:34 AM
Does she have blue feet?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 05, 2020, 01:24:47 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 05, 2020, 09:08:22 AM
Glasses............

The whole thing is the Nailsss for me....How do you get around with those? How do you hold, handle, touch, push...etc.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 05, 2020, 02:16:02 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 05, 2020, 12:06:19 AM
I know we don't say it anymore, but spooosh.

You're right, we don't say spooosh any more.


But wait - did we ever say spooosh?
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 05, 2020, 02:47:23 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 05, 2020, 01:24:47 PM
The whole thing is the Nailsss for me....How do you get around with those? How do you hold, handle, touch, push...etc.
Very carefully...............
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 05, 2020, 02:54:36 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 05, 2020, 01:24:47 PM
The whole thing is the Nailsss for me....How do you get around with those? How do you hold, handle, touch, push...etc.
Begin by thinking that getting those installed would be the act of an unbalanced person. Then consider how unbalanced squared becomes balance.
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Post by: Baruch on October 05, 2020, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 05, 2020, 02:54:36 PM
Begin by thinking that getting those installed would be the act of an unbalanced person. Then consider how unbalanced squared becomes balance.

You can't tell from the photo if her hips and ass are an adequate counterbalance ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 05, 2020, 06:09:05 PM
Quote from: Baruch on October 05, 2020, 04:48:33 PM
You can't tell from the photo if her hips and ass are an adequate counterbalance ;-)
With the lights off it really don't matter.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 06, 2020, 04:00:06 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 05, 2020, 02:54:36 PM
Begin by thinking that getting those installed would be the act of an unbalanced person. Then consider how unbalanced squared becomes balance.

LOL. But then do thumbs count as opposable with those? Or is it just some wild animal envy? I've always thought humans are deeply jealous and envious of wild animals. We are the ugliest ones nature made. Let's face it. Some people don't take that kindly. I mean, doesn't matter what you do to yourself, you will never far, far and far remotely as near as beautiful, majestic and magnificent as this:






Snow leopard is by far the only animal that makes me think less than a sec every time I look at their pics that we either really live in a simulation or somebody's mocking us severely.
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Post by: trdsf on October 06, 2020, 04:52:39 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 05, 2020, 09:08:22 AM
Quote from: twozerozeroonefive on October 05, 2020, 03:14:31 AM


...tits
Glasses............
Uh, isn't she in the driver's seat?  Who's holding the steering wheel?

(you have your priorities, I have mine...)
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Post by: Baruch on October 06, 2020, 07:27:27 AM
British/Japanese car .. you gaijin!

Also stock photos often are reversed.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 06, 2020, 07:36:45 AM
Good illustration of what happens when two supermassive bodies orbit each other.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 06, 2020, 08:47:44 AM
I don't think that car is moving. Is it?
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 06, 2020, 08:51:50 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 06, 2020, 04:00:06 AM
LOL. But then do thumbs count as opposable with those? Or is it just some wild animal envy? I've always thought humans are deeply jealous and envious of wild animals. We are the ugliest ones nature made. Let's face it. Some people don't take that kindly. I mean, doesn't matter what you do to yourself, you will never far, far and far remotely as near as beautiful, majestic and magnificent as this:






Snow leopard is by far the only animal that makes me think less than a sec every time I look at their pics that we either really live in a simulation or somebody's mocking us severely.
I LOVE big cats.  But the Snow Leopard is by far the most beautiful of them!!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 06, 2020, 09:06:31 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 06, 2020, 08:47:44 AM
I don't think that car is moving. Is it?
I think this is post-crash. The airbags have deployed.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 06, 2020, 02:21:57 PM
Yeah, I thought that was a flotation device...
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 06, 2020, 04:20:09 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 06, 2020, 02:21:57 PM
Yeah, I thought that was a flotation device...
Yeah-----sorta like a Mae West---would keep me afloat............
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 06, 2020, 06:33:11 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 06, 2020, 04:20:09 PM
Yeah-----sorta like a Mae West---would keep me afloat............
Up periscope!
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Post by: Cassia on October 06, 2020, 07:35:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2020, 08:44:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLSDsyTgldY
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2020, 01:09:38 AM


Math and/or timekeeping is hard.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 07, 2020, 03:16:23 AM
That's^ a problem about reception -linguistic, visual as the clock, money- not math or time keeping. She is asking the question with the number 4. Quarter and 4 together confuses her because she feels like it defines a quarter of something that is already a quarter of a whole itself,lol. A lot of people who suck at the most simple basic arithmetic wouldn't think like her with the correct reception.

This is about reading, imo. She is not a reader. That's -I think- why she lacks that reception. By that I mean reading books with a vocabulary more than 50 000 on average. An overwhelming amount of people in the known world only read self help books and material with the vocabulary equal to twilight novels. They grew up/live in social media. And social media is like the chapbook phase of the hypermodern period. 95 % is garbage. It's going to be studied in fascination, very differently a 50 years later. 

(Do you guys know chapbooks? Little booklets sold by pellars in Europe with very little text and illustrations -which usually don't match- that go back to 16th century. English versions are pretty later I guess. It's the probably the first medium of the 'reading material' that went down to the ordinary people after the Western invention of the printing press. We live in a similar phase of something different. Dark ages.)

It's fascinating to me, esp. these days, as I have to deal with the reception theory and what has that become recently. What she asks is ridiculously funny because you don't get to have a personal opinion on math. But trust me, we all do the same thing with different basic concepts all around. Who knows what I have been doing, considering my job? I'm translating concepts to readers which they haven't heard of. Masses and generations have been/ are doing the same thing collectively -in the same culture as well as foreign ones crossing/clashing- with an idea or set of ideas =movements that shaped the human history.

One of the reasons why the focus on researches in social disciplines kept shifting to individualism, the attempts to reading the history from below in nearly the last 100 year? is this. Because the receiver is not passive. He has never been passive...aayh I got carried away. LOL, good morning.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 07, 2020, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 07, 2020, 01:09:38 AM


Math and/or timekeeping is hard.

Honestly, when I was a child I found the phrase "quarter of four" confusing. Was is a quarter of the four o'clock hour (4:15) or a quarter until the four o'clock hour (3:45)? I learned that "of" meant "until."
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Post by: Baruch on October 07, 2020, 01:41:34 PM
Originally, clocks didn't have minute hands.  Being within a quarter of an hour was close enough for church prayers.

Chapbooks were used in colonial New England.  Useful for lighting fires to burn witches ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 08, 2020, 11:04:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 09, 2020, 01:06:15 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 04:36:49 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 06, 2020, 08:44:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLSDsyTgldY

This is so much more than a funny video. It has more 'truth' in it than any culturally moded bullshit about significant periods that shaped today.

When I was in the academy, students would aproach to me in the atrium and they would always end up asking questions they couldn't bring up with stuck up profs during lectures. They were very silly but very logical questions. I've always tried to explain how awfully important art and its history while 90 % of it is fucking bullshit. The year Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code was published a hell got loose for us -I think for all the art historians and cultural historians, esp. anthropologically minded ones like me- everywhere around the world. Almost everyone I know, not kidding, asked me the question "Is that true?" ?! LOL And about Leo's Last Supper.

Whatever I told them didn't work -at the beginning I was trying- that last supper is just a biblical scene and there are thousands of representation of that scene, the reason this one is very famous is because of the Leonardo myth. That we know shit about the man called Leonardo as fact or other names spelled as synonyms with Renaissance, which is a movement and not a period but as dark as the Middle Ages and again which we actually know far less about Renaissance than we do about the Middle Ages or  Ancient Greek and Rome.

That Leonardo shouldn't be named as an artist first, not just because there is no understanding of art or artistry in his time, but also highly likley this was just a field of curiosity and experiment to mix stuff and apply for him, yet again exactly because there was no understanding of art (esp. as a field) as we understand because he wanted to solve the nature, he just had to do certain things when ordered and beyond that he highly likely fucking hated it.

But of course the snake made the lady eat an apple as always, and people think the Last Supper is a fact sheet of Christianity and Mona Lisa is the most famous painting of all time because it is a masterpiece.

In short, I'll go full anachronistic on its ass and seriously claim that Leonardo da Vinci would have loved that video and try to picture the waiter from behind in front of the table. Because that's the only trait of that mural, cut from front for the recipient and he highly likely chose to do it that way in position of the room. There is nothing remarkable or significant about it. It's the myth of Leonardo that was gradually started after his death. And Mona Lisa is Mona Lisa because a curator put it in display in 19th century just because Leonardo did it.

Those are not art works, they were his test tubes. He didn't give a fuck about art. That man was an engineer to the bone. He just wanted to solve how the nature worked and reverse engineer it in every sense. If you had called him artist to his face, and if he had gotten the meaning you use as we do today, he would have punched you to the next day. 

*Rant over. Myeh...
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Post by: Baruch on October 09, 2020, 09:04:20 AM
This is why formal lectures are crap.  Informal seminars and colloquia are the way to go.  Assuming it isn't just a way for the commies to hive.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 09:17:10 AM
Quote from: Baruch on October 09, 2020, 09:04:20 AM
This is why formal lectures are crap.  Informal seminars and colloquia are the way to go.  Assuming it isn't just a way for the commies to hive.

That is called the Critical Theory, which you regularly try to shit on manosphere style and fail miserably, every fucking time. Would you like to supersize your historical perspective, just for 25 cents?
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Post by: Baruch on October 09, 2020, 09:45:32 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 09:17:10 AM
That is called the Critical Theory, which you regularly try to shit on manosphere style and fail miserably, every fucking time. Would you like to supersize your historical perspective, just for 25 cents?

Critical Theory ... Euro-Communism is god ... because real Communism has never been tried, so let the post-1991 Italian/French communist parties run Europe ... because y'all know that Russians did communism wrong because they are just barbarians anyway?  I would take Russia any day over France/Germany ... because Stalin knew what he was about.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 10:40:51 AM
Yeah, that^ is what I meant in my previous post. Anything that is informal as in challenging norms and traditions; off the curriculum; informing people about anything close to reality rather than wha is dictated has to deal with critical theory, like it or not. Because it has to deal with the concept of power in every sense. All the social disciplines are inherently historical and linguistic, they don't care if some live organism hates history of German and French ideas. You are irrational.
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Post by: Baruch on October 09, 2020, 12:31:29 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 10:40:51 AM
Yeah, that^ is what I meant in my previous post. Anything that is informal as in challenging norms and traditions; off the curriculum; informing people about anything close to reality rather than wha is dictated has to deal with critical theory, like it or not. Because it has to deal with the concept of power in every sense. All the social disciplines are inherently historical and linguistic, they don't care if some live organism hates history of German and French ideas. You are irrational.

We have known about slavery here in the US even before 1861.  We don't need Critical Theory.  We have known about Jim Crow here in the US since 1875.  We don't need Critical Theory.  Europeans think Americans can't take a shit without their sophisticated assistance ;-))

There is a real psychology that isn't Lysenkoism.  There is a real sociology that isn't Lysenkoism.  There is a problem with anthropology being polluted by non-Western values (aka non-objective, identity political).  If anthropology must be anti-colonial, then you need to jettison everything about the Turkish culture, and go back to the Byzantines at least.  Going back to Byzantine politics might not be an improvement over Erdogan.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 09, 2020, 01:27:31 PM
Bapuke at it again?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 01:32:52 PM
Where do you think Western values, concept of modern civil rights come from? In god you trust?

You're like teeanger girls who grew up in ghettos in moderate muslim countries, dreaming about a muscled, blonde white prince charming, a very tough and masculine, filthy rich, powerful man, while very sophisticated, galant and romantic who would die for them because of their eternal love.     

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Post by: Baruch on October 09, 2020, 03:49:08 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 01:32:52 PM
Where do you think Western values, concept of modern civil rights come from? In god you trust?

You're like teeanger girls who grew up in ghettos in moderate muslim countries, dreaming about a muscled, blonde white prince charming, a very tough and masculine, filthy rich, powerful man, while very sophisticated, galant and romantic who would die for them because of their eternal love.   

Doesn't matter, I am simply defending the Stalinist version of America, against external barbarians and internal Trot quislings ;-)  If a man won't live for you, kill for you, die for you ... that is your problem not mine (since I am not gay).
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 04:11:05 PM
Quote from: Baruch on October 09, 2020, 03:49:08 PM
Doesn't matter, I am simply defending the Stalinist version of America, against external barbarians and internal Trot quislings ;-)  If a man won't live for you, kill for you, die for you ... that is your problem not mine (since I am not gay).

Baruch, have you ever read Kurt Vonnegut?
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Post by: Baruch on October 09, 2020, 05:18:23 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 04:11:05 PM
Baruch, have you ever read Kurt Vonnegut?

I saw the movie version of Slaughterhouse Five.  Absurdist, am I right?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 05:23:23 PM
Quote from: Baruch on October 09, 2020, 05:18:23 PM
I saw the movie version of Slaughterhouse Five.  Absurdist, am I right?

No, Vonnegut is not an absurdist. I mean...no. I was just picturing you as a 30 years younger American man who is obssessed with Japanese culture and...err reading about a book Japan -the other side- wining the second world war? Oh ffs, you ruin everything! 
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 05:28:40 PM
No, I have ruined everything. That's not Vonnegut, that's Dick, isn't it? But you deffo ruined some too. Myeah...I'm a bit more tipsy than I thought.

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Post by: Baruch on October 09, 2020, 08:32:04 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 09, 2020, 05:23:23 PM
No, Vonnegut is not an absurdist. I mean...no. I was just picturing you as a 30 years younger American man who is obssessed with Japanese culture and...err reading about a book Japan -the other side- wining the second world war? Oh ffs, you ruin everything!

I have loved Japan since 10 years old ;-))  That is 54 years ago.  First time our class studied Japan, and I studied Japanese language.  But we didn't see real anime back then, just watched Astro Boy (repeats of 1963 TV series) ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astro_Boy_(1963_TV_series)

Classic anime happened after I grew up, and I watched Naruto with my daughter.
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Post by: Cassia on October 10, 2020, 08:29:49 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 07:32:42 AM
"The Lincoln Project is responsible for the content of this advertising."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tZVnbDq9B4
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 07:36:11 AM
Quote from: Cassia on October 10, 2020, 08:29:49 PM


Oh come on, I bet they had a far more fun and interesting life. LOL
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Post by: Cassia on October 12, 2020, 08:16:58 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 07:32:42 AM
"The Lincoln Project is responsible for the content of this advertising."
The Lincoln Project is pretty unique. Just saw their story on "60 Minutes"
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Post by: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 09:30:37 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 07:32:42 AM
"The Lincoln Project is responsible for the content of this advertising."



False naming, like The Patriot Act.  Quisling Republicans/Never Trumpers like Mit Romney.  Lincoln was a Republican dedicated to killing Democrats.  We should do more of that, then kill the Republicans too.  OMB.  TDS.  Hillary is G-d.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2020, 10:12:00 AM
Baruch babbling on again?
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 12, 2020, 10:38:00 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2020, 10:12:00 AM
Baruch babbling on again?
No............not again, still.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 10:48:03 AM
Quote from: Cassia on October 12, 2020, 08:16:58 AM
The Lincoln Project is pretty unique. Just saw their story on "60 Minutes"

LOL, yeah, I like that they have put that on straight. I wish we could do that here...you get me.
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Post by: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 01:48:32 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2020, 10:12:00 AM
Baruch babbling on again?

How many Yuan are you paid?
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Post by: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 01:50:02 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 10:48:03 AM
LOL, yeah, I like that they have put that on straight. I wish we could do that here...you get me.

Hittite genocide project.  Phrygian genocide project.  Lydian genocide project .. you get me?  Truth is, everyone should be genocided.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 01:51:17 PM
Oh shut up, you very well know it is the American dollar.
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Post by: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 01:52:12 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 01:51:17 PM
Oh shut up, you very well know it is the American dollar.

The Turkish lira not so good.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 01:59:18 PM
Quote from: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 01:52:12 PM
The Turkish lira not so good.

Ya think? Oh come on, of course this is all about some religon and leftist ideology...fuck about what not ...blah blah Marx's balls, Stalins cock, Smith's gall bladder, Tortsky's liver...zzzz   
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Post by: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 02:01:05 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 01:59:18 PM
Ya think? Oh come on, of course this is all about some religon and leftist ideology...fuck about what not ...blah blah Marx's balls, Stalins cock, Smith's gall bladder, Tortsky's liver...zzzz

Ideology is for useful idiots.  Alpha males/females are the real deal.  They do what they want to who they want, and nobody can stop them.  See Bill and Hillary Clinton.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 02:08:00 PM
Quote from: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 02:01:05 PM
Ideology is for useful idiots.  Alpha males/females are the real deal.  They do what they want to who they want, and nobody can stop them.  See Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Oh today it is Freud's balls. Would you like fries with that?
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Post by: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 02:39:28 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 02:08:00 PM
Oh today it is Freud's balls. Would you like fries with that?

Do they serve calf fries in Turkey?  I have had them here.  Organ meat ;-(
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 12, 2020, 02:49:41 PM
Quote from: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 02:39:28 PM
Do they serve calf fries in Turkey?  I have had them here.  Organ meat ;-(

Of course, they do. They cook everything of the animal here. It's not legal in your country.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2020, 03:05:17 PM
Quote from: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 01:48:32 PM
How many Yuan are you paid?
I'm confident that I've killed more Chinese than you have.
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Post by: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 06:05:40 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2020, 03:05:17 PM
I'm confident that I've killed more Chinese than you have.

Couldn't tell the gooks from the chinks, or you were in the Korean war?  Not claiming to be an Alpha, I will let the sociopaths claim that ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2020, 06:21:52 PM
Quote from: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 06:05:40 PM
Couldn't tell the gooks from the chinks, or you were in the Korean war?  Not claiming to be an Alpha, I will let the sociopaths claim that ;-)
Let's say the brass made that claim for me. After that you're on your own.
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Post by: Baruch on October 12, 2020, 10:25:35 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 12, 2020, 06:21:52 PM
Let's say the brass made that claim for me. After that you're on your own.

Ah, so Phoenix Program and of course there where Chinese military advisors?  I am two degrees of separation from a Phoenix Program guy.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 13, 2020, 07:52:24 AM
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Post by: Baruch on October 13, 2020, 10:50:34 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 13, 2020, 07:52:24 AM
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Good thing I do ;-))

If you did kill some Chinese military advisors, good on you.  Can you go to China now and eliminate more?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 13, 2020, 11:21:55 AM
Never there, never happened, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Post by: Baruch on October 13, 2020, 12:55:11 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 13, 2020, 11:21:55 AM
Never there, never happened, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Just like my time as a young man on the home front ;-)  But there are quite a few CCP who need liquidating now.  Millennials need to step up and do their duty.  With a few old Gen X as leaders.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2020, 06:45:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2020, 12:29:19 AM


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
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Post by: Baruch on October 17, 2020, 04:37:03 AM
Lack of intelligence of enemy location etc ... and friendly fire ... make for a bad day.  This is also paralleled in an incident in the Book of Judges ... the judge Gideon leading the Israelite army attacks the Midianite army at night.  Darwin moment ensues.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 17, 2020, 04:44:43 AM
LOOL. Turkish link gives numbers at the other side -which is understandable according to the story- but says both sides tell the story differently, and that Austria gives a negative record on their own. There is no ref, but I think the reason for that is that there are rather weird and silly (I don't want to say funny) things about this war.

I think this is the war that is refered to as which 'Austrians lost to Austrians' rather than a one Ottomans won. According to the story, Austrian forces make a camp near to the town Karansebes (today in Romania). During the patrols they don't find any Turks in the area, and the cavalry buy drinks from gypsies, to get drunk and have fun. The infantry wants in on the fun and there is a fight and chaos.

Now, the Austrian army -like every army before the modern state- is not a 'national army' because it is a very new concept and armies are -like every other groups in Europe- full of many various soldiers from different ethnic backgrounds -romen, italian, german, austrian...etc speaking different vernaculars. So when you think about communication before modern education -even in a primitive form- think about huge amount of miscommunication all around in every kind of level.

This is all happening at night. The officers try to calm the situation and yell HALT HALT HALT which causes a panic -probably fire their guns for attention while riding around- which was misunderstood as the Ottoman arrival by the drunk forces brawling between themselves and most of the Habsburg army kill each other in the dark. Two days later, Ottoman forces arrive, pick whatever is left and take the town.

I have no idea how much of that is true but it seems this is a weird one, so probably something unusual happened that night, apparently with no Ottomans in the scenery yet. Who knows what happened. Maybe they've had something going before all that? It's the Habsburg Dynasty after all.

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Post by: Baruch on October 17, 2020, 12:06:44 PM
This is why the German Empire had to escalate in 1914, to keep older brother Austrian-Hungarian Empire out of trouble.  Too many damn languages ;-) This is also why Germany got blamed for the war, not Austria-Hungary.  Without German competence, the war would have died down much sooner.  The Czar was also guilty ... to declare war on Austria-Hungary to save Serbia (which was guilty of supporting the assassins)  The Russian Empire was another shambolic mess.  But not Germany, not France, not Britain.  When Italy entered the war on the opposite side they had pledged too, they were equally shambolic.  The Ottoman Empire defended itself admirably.  Turks are good on defense, not so good on offense by that time.
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Post by: Cassia on October 18, 2020, 06:48:57 AM
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Post by: Cassia on October 18, 2020, 06:51:46 AM
Ughhh...It's gonna get a little crowded...
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Post by: Baruch on October 18, 2020, 09:39:26 AM
Waterworld ... wasn't too bad a movie actually.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 18, 2020, 01:47:05 PM
Quote from: Cassia on October 18, 2020, 06:51:46 AM
Ughhh...It's gonna get a little crowded...

Ah, the period when the real fun will start... Do we have an approximate date?

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Post by: Baruch on October 18, 2020, 04:07:30 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 18, 2020, 01:47:05 PM
Ah, the period when the real fun will start... Do we have an approximate date?

Neo-Cretaceous brings back the dinosaurs.  I am game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5rLzPVAdyo

Watch out for the dino poop!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2020, 06:31:46 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 18, 2020, 01:47:05 PM
Ah, the period when the real fun will start... Do we have an approximate date?


It's good to be old.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 18, 2020, 09:12:50 PM











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Post by: Unbeliever on October 19, 2020, 08:08:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2020, 06:31:46 PM
It's good to be old.
Yea, and good to have no kids to worry about.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 19, 2020, 11:11:30 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 19, 2020, 08:08:57 PM
Yea, and good to have no kids to worry about.
Never got tagged for any errant wigglers, so yeah, no kids here either.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 20, 2020, 12:56:56 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 19, 2020, 08:08:57 PM
Yea, and good to have no kids to worry about.

This. I have been thinking about this for the last few years a lot. Pandemic is just the door opening to the batshit phase.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2020, 01:28:19 AM


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Post by: Baruch on October 20, 2020, 11:45:14 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 19, 2020, 08:08:57 PM
Yea, and good to have no kids to worry about.

A worry worth having ;-)  Contentment is over-rated.

Per picture.  I was once on a busy highway, closely following a pickup truck pulling a flat bed trailer, which had a king sized mattress on it, not tied down at all.  We were moving along in traffic about 45 mph, and the mattress flew off onto the pavement just in front of me.  I somehow quantum tunneled past it without hitting it, with little room to swerve.  Proof my quantum wave function was favorable that day ;-)  Praise Heisenberg!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 20, 2020, 12:21:48 PM
I was following a guy who had several sections of wooden picket fence on the roof of his car. We pulled out of the lumber yard and he got up to speed about the time I realized he hadn't tied the load down. Flying picket saucers spread out across a four lane highway. Fun to watch.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2020, 08:55:41 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2020, 08:20:10 AM
http://endangeredwolfcenter.org
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Post by: Cassia on October 21, 2020, 11:10:38 PM

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Post by: Baruch on October 21, 2020, 11:55:34 PM
Sadguru didn't live on top of a Himalayan mountain freezing his ass off, for nothing!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2020, 09:22:34 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2020, 08:20:10 AM
http://endangeredwolfcenter.org

Wolves and Yoga. *Click The page you have requested cannot be found.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2020, 12:25:41 PM
I can't see some things you guys post and the google app doesn't work. Grr.
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Post by: Baruch on October 22, 2020, 12:27:43 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2020, 12:25:41 PM
I can't see some things you guys post and the google app doesn't work. Grr.

Using Chrome?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2020, 12:29:48 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2020, 12:25:41 PM
I can't see some things you guys post and the google app doesn't work. Grr.
I posted a link, that's all.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2020, 12:39:07 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2020, 12:29:48 PM
I posted a link, that's all.

Yeah, I thought that detail was funny. There is a stretching wolf in the pic. Like they do when they greet each other or just after they stand up? LOL (My post looks weird and floating without an emoji, lol.)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2020, 12:44:17 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2020, 12:39:07 PM
Yeah, I thought that detail was funny. There is a stretching wolf in the pic. Like they do when they greet each other or just after they stand up? LOL (My post looks weird and floating without an emoji, lol.)
I didn't post a pic.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2020, 01:13:17 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2020, 12:44:17 PM
I didn't post a pic.

LOL The pic was in the link. The wolf yoga pic.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2020, 01:13:44 PM
Quote from: Baruch on October 22, 2020, 12:27:43 PM
Using Chrome?

Yep.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2020, 02:31:21 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2020, 01:13:17 PM
LOL The pic was in the link. The wolf yoga pic.
No idea.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2020, 02:32:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 20, 2020, 08:55:41 PM

Nope, no link there.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2020, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2020, 02:31:21 PM
No idea.

(https://hizliresim.com/eRN8u8)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2020, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2020, 02:32:11 PM
Nope, no link there.
But there is a thread.  *ba dum tss*
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2020, 01:11:52 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 23, 2020, 04:27:35 AM
Talk about real Boom!-ers. Respect.



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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2020, 11:56:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2020, 11:36:10 AM


*stares in O and 0*
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2020, 10:23:35 PM
This whole year:

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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 26, 2020, 02:43:21 PM
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Post by: Baruch on October 26, 2020, 03:28:25 PM
The Constitution is ignored in the US.  Muslims will fit right in ;-)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 26, 2020, 05:08:42 PM
If it was planned to be something from the beginning, it wouldn't be a Disney movie. I think the directors working for Disney is like overpaid clerks, not free to do anything real. Everything gets decided and determined somebody gets the job. I don't know his works, but if Johnson has any potential, he probbaly accepted to direct that movie for money/resources/fame to use on other projects.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 27, 2020, 04:43:59 PM
What modern movies would look like if they premiered in the Middle Ages:







The Mad Max Fury Road one still looks sick AF.
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Post by: Cassia on October 29, 2020, 10:25:34 PM
Popestation 5
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Post by: Cassia on October 29, 2020, 10:29:08 PM
Taxidermy Mouse Pope Francis
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2020, 01:05:48 AM


Battletech/Mechwarrior players:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImHhBSmpxWs
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 30, 2020, 01:15:26 AM
Great advice dad. Instead of playing Mortal Kombat, I should learn martial arts so I can beat people to death with their own spines in real life.
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Post by: Baruch on October 30, 2020, 11:58:02 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 30, 2020, 01:15:26 AM
Great advice dad. Instead of playing Mortal Kombat, I should learn martial arts so I can beat people to death with their own spines in real life.


You kill them or they kill you.  It Is The Way - Mandalorian
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2020, 09:39:55 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 01, 2020, 09:12:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2020, 10:21:26 PM
Eh, the first two match up well, but it kinda trails off from there.  And the villains are nothing alike.

Ronan (the movie-version) is a power-grabbing zealot interested almost entirely in destruction.  An animal lashing out.

Scorpius is a well-intentioned extremist who sold his soul to the darkest pit of hell for the welfare of his chosen people.  In another series, he could even be a hero.  Or at least an antihero.

Both series have a lot of striking similarities, though.  Chances are if you like one, you'll like the other.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2020, 08:43:38 AM
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Post by: Baruch on November 03, 2020, 11:00:20 AM
Yes, girls can wear a mask that looks like their lower face.  I could wear one too, but I would look ridiculous ;-)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2020, 11:08:49 AM
They don't mean that...
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Post by: Baruch on November 03, 2020, 11:57:19 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2020, 11:08:49 AM
They don't mean that...

Surely a follower of Derrida would know that what a reader reads into what he/she reads, is the largest contributor?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2020, 12:03:57 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2020, 12:34:58 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 03, 2020, 11:57:19 AM
Surely a follower of Derrida would know that what a reader reads into what he/she reads, is the largest contributor?

LOL For the 100th time, I'm not a follower of anyone. But I think Derrida would have made an exception for a global outbreak in terms of what to read in an image, don't you think?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2020, 12:36:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 03, 2020, 12:03:57 PM


Are we sure, they are not the same woman?
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Post by: Baruch on November 03, 2020, 12:44:55 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2020, 12:34:58 PM
LOL For the 100th time, I'm not a follower of anyone. But I think Derrida would have made an exception for a global outbreak in terms of what to read in an image, don't you think?

Good to know you are smarter than Karl Marx and all the other European intelligencia of the last 200 years ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on November 03, 2020, 12:45:21 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2020, 12:36:12 PM
Are we sure, they are not the same women?

All women are clones of the first ova.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2020, 02:09:07 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2020, 12:36:12 PM
Are we sure, they are not the same women?
Nah, one's wearing red.  The other's wearing light blue.  :P
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2020, 02:11:41 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 03, 2020, 12:44:55 PM
Good to know you are smarter than Karl Marx and all the other European intelligencia of the last 200 years ;-)

LOL He is still under the bed, keeping you up? Listen storm sounds and get a night lamp. I heard the red ones are the best. :ppp
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2020, 06:36:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2020, 01:51:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2020, 10:33:30 AM
My therapist: dreams can't hurt you

My dreams:

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Post by: Blackleaf on November 07, 2020, 12:08:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2020, 03:31:19 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 07, 2020, 05:32:57 PM
Funny how that applies to Biden even more ;-) ... I agree Trump is too old.  Empress Kamala Harris of the Jamaican Empire isn't.  And with death squad head AOC, 70 million Republicans will soon be ...
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Post by: Cassia on November 08, 2020, 08:16:21 AM
College enrollment is down this year....0.7%. When I started it was $33.00 a credit hour at junior college. With Govt help, some small merit scholarships and various part time jobs, I graduated with a positive bank account. I got flown around to interviews. There was an elderly mentor ready to pass on decades of knowledge. A real life Yoda to me. Sure I worked very hard, but now I realize how lucky I was. My career in front of an oscilloscope, scrutinizing a few nanoseconds of hold-time on a 16-bit data bus. Seeing my circuit boards spring to life. I hope young ones can bridge over all this pervasive cynical hopelessness.

I'm a traveler of both time and space
To be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race
This world has seldom seen -Led Zep

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Post by: Baruch on November 08, 2020, 10:10:45 AM
Older Americans have "elder privilege" ... we should give all we have to the Millennials and off ourselves.  Well, I am doing the first item ...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2020, 12:46:41 PM
I don't have obligations to anyone or anything.
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Post by: Baruch on November 08, 2020, 01:41:37 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2020, 12:46:41 PM
I don't have obligations to anyone or anything.

Sad, you have only you to live for.  No pets?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 08, 2020, 09:38:14 PM




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Post by: Baruch on November 09, 2020, 01:13:26 PM
Western atheism is shooting Xtian fish in a barrel ;-)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 09, 2020, 01:53:09 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 09, 2020, 01:13:26 PM
Western atheism is shooting Xtian fish in a barrel ;-)

Western atheism? PFFFT. You think the home of atheism is the West? Or atheism is only apolitic or right wing in the West?

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 09, 2020, 02:02:03 PM


It's true.  Also a sort of laundry detergent.  They were very resourceful.  Care for some doormouse?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 09, 2020, 02:06:49 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 09, 2020, 01:53:09 PMWestern atheism? PFFFT. You think the home of atheism is the West?
Afaik, the earliest written records of atheism are from Greece and India.  The word atheism is an english variant of the french atheisme, which is derived from the greek atheos.
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Post by: Baruch on November 09, 2020, 04:48:30 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 09, 2020, 01:53:09 PM
Western atheism? PFFFT. You think the home of atheism is the West? Or atheism is only apolitic or right wing in the West?

If you were a former Muslim or former Hindu or former Buddhist .. then your atheism would be "Eastern atheism".  Not saying you were.  A former Christian or former Jew (religious) who becomes atheist would be "Western atheism".  The former culture milieux colors it.
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Post by: Baruch on November 09, 2020, 04:52:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 09, 2020, 02:02:03 PM


It's true.  Also a sort of laundry detergent.  They were very resourceful.  Care for some doormouse?

Women at Auschwitz, and in other poor situations, bleach their hair with their own urine.  All clothes whitener in Roman culture was by human urine.  Not the kind of slave work people were fighting to get!  Emperor Vespasian saw a good thing, and was the first to tax it saying "Pecunia non olet" aka money doesn't smell.  In the past, people had to do real work, and make do with all natural ingredients ;-) ... what did Japanese farms use to fertilize the rice field every day?
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Post by: Baruch on November 09, 2020, 05:05:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 09, 2020, 02:06:49 PM
Afaik, the earliest written records of atheism are from Greece and India.  The word atheism is an english variant of the french atheisme, which is derived from the greek atheos.

Atheism as irreligion or there are no gods at all?  Not the same meaning.  Socrates was accused of atheism ... because he introduced new gods not official in Athens (only the Archons can decide that).  Diagoras of Melos was convicted in absentia of atheism, in his case making fun of the gods.  Numerous philosophers from the first, were accused and often convicted of atheism, in the sense of irreligion. Anaxagoras was accused of atheism because he said the sun was a big hot rock in the sky, not the sun god Helios.  Theodorus of Cyrene was the first Western person to literally deny the existence (as opposed the the irrelevance) of the gods.  Epicurus was the first to systematically say that the gods were far away and irrelevant ... proto-deism.  Euhemerus was the first theorist of human deification of past heroes, and this was used by the Hellenists who deified Alexander, and later by the Romans who deified various Roman heroes.  Would Christianity even have happened without Euhemerus?

Eastern culture has had various forms of atheism while polytheist like the Greeks and Romans.  The Jains and Buddhists were accused of atheism by the Hindus, because they denied the authority of the Vedas and the brahmins.  The literal materialists, the Charvaka, were a small group compared to the latter two.  Sikhs were accused of atheism because they combined Islam with Hinduism.  Eventually some sects of Buddhists and Hindus developed non-personalist forms ... but they are still religions, even if they worship impersonal forces like karma.  Sufis have regularly been accused of atheism in the sense of irreligion by fellow Muslims.  I don't think that monotheism in Judaism would have happened (and it didn't happen until after the Babylonian Exile) except as a distant echo of the heretic Pharaoh, Akenaten.

So no, atheism has multiple meanings by multiple cultures across multiple centuries.  Most people here mean a very specific kind, and most are ex-Christians, not non-personalist Buddhists etc.  The idea that humans at first were pure atheists, and were deceived over time into the supernatural and into religions, is Marxist history.  Of old, humans didn't separate the natural from the supernatural (Heraclitus and Thales were the first).  Pyathagors wouldn't count ;-) ... since he believed in reincarnation.  Xenophanes was the first Western monotheist, so atheist in the sense of irreligious compared to most people.  The cultural path that India and China took to develop their own forms of (minority) atheism were independent of the West (though the Buddhists and Hindus developed statues/icons because of the Macedonians in India.  Westerners were not aware of Eastern beliefs nor took them seriously until the 18th century.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2020, 04:31:52 AM
Oh I didn't mean the etymology of the word. It's incorrect and wrong to use the concept before the modern period because contrary to the common belief, atheism as we understand, is a modern concept.

It's is a famous historical problem, there is a discussion and book on it by Lucien Febvre about a 16th century French humanist, Françoise Rabelais who were thought a covert atheist in that period by some historians through his writing. Febvre is one of the founders of Annales School along with Bloch, I'm sure you have heard their names.

In short, Febvre says that Rabelais -or anyone else for that matter- can't be an atheist in 16th century France because the vocabulary and therefore the mentality to support that understanding, that world vision hasn't existed yet. If memory serves right he says, defining Rabelais as an atheist is like handing Diogenes an umbrella. Note that what he means is beyond the fact that the people did make things to shade themselves in Diogenes' time. (And no, it is not semantics, Baruch.)

It's actually very important how did scholars see/read men like Rabelais and his contemporaries, in early 20th century and certainly now, even devoutly religious ones because it's about the building blocks of roots of modernism, individualism; reading societies from the bottom...what has given birth to hypermodern civil liberties, identity politics...every concept we wrestle today is based on the evolution of those interpretations and re-interpretations. And we are going through a natural phase, a crisis if you will, on that department.

In short, throwing the word atheism around as we understand it, esp. in a narrow sense beyond our own backyard is not a good idea because it is anachronistic.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2020, 04:45:38 AM
Baruch, you are talking about 'you don't believe what I believe, so you are an atheist' mentality. This is not about religion or belief.

It's about the accumulation and evolution of knowledge. It's not just the concept of atheism, a lot of fundamental concepts have the same problem. The main reason is that -as you all know- social disiplines are inherently historical and linguistic and while it is based on thousands of years of telephone game, what we read today is the last version of these concepts applied to our time's mentality and vocabulary. It's all re-written in higher contexts with richer vocabulary. They are not the same thing they started, they cannot be.

There is a reason that why in the last 30 years, there is an explosion of new terms for everything in cultural studies from gender studies to sociolinguistics. A huge amount of them will fade away in the next 50 years. That's what has been going on, that's how it works.


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Post by: Baruch on November 10, 2020, 10:54:36 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2020, 04:45:38 AM
Baruch, you are talking about 'you don't believe what I believe, so you are an atheist' mentality. This is not about religion or belief.

It's about the accumulation and evolution of knowledge. It's not just the concept of atheism, a lot of fundamental concepts have the same problem. The main reason is that -as you all know- social disiplines are inherently historical and linguistic and while it is based on thousands of years of telephone game, what we read today is the last version of these concepts applied to our time's mentality and vocabulary. It's all re-written in higher contexts with richer vocabulary. They are not the same thing they started, they cannot be.

There is a reason that why in the last 30 years, there is an explosion of new terms for everything in cultural studies from gender studies to sociolinguistics. A huge amount of them will fade away in the next 50 years. That's what has been going on, that's how it works.

Knowledge is filtered by belief and delusion and prejudice.  It isn't free ... see fake news reports.  I know myself, that arithmetic works.  That is reliable knowledge.  Whether or not Karl Marx wore a fake beard in public appearances ... we will never know ;-)  I have posted before, there is clear evidence of a case against Benjamin Franklin, for being a serial killer.  That totally changes the American Revolution narrative.  Believing Marxist history theory (an obsolete form of 19th century anthropology) gives an entirely different narrative of the 20th century.  Lenin for example was put into play, by the Germans in wartime, and backed by Jewish financiers in NYC.  So he was a traitor (and per Hitler, a half breed barbarian who was a useful tool for international judaism).  Biden today was put into play by the CCP and their running shi tzu.  Depending on what you believe.  The idea that one is purely factual and purely logical ... is a complete lie and irrational.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 11, 2020, 05:24:38 AM
Oh ffs. You confuse information with knowledge and categories with ideologies. Marxism is not an ideology. It's a philosophical form of analysis, criticism of capitalist social, political, economical developments of societies. Of course it is materialist, forget everything, as form of set of opinions only, it is a reaction to the traditional idealist German thought in the first place. Because we live in a physically real world and we have to make a living. Because everything has started to change when we stopped growing our own crops, making our own clothes...etc.

So people have to challenge the power structures. What makes our period unique compared to the 150 years ago -besides and with the scientific revolutions- is that we know that all power structure must to be challenged. Note that I'm not talking about a physical or military challenge in this context. When speaking of knowledge, this is literary analysis. It's criticism. Critical theories, modern, old...etc.

In the Western civilisation, universities, reserach instutions...etc have autonomy. (For example, ours don't.) What does that mean? It means they produce scientific traditions, they produce knowledge... academics, scholars, researchers, thinkers...etc. Obviously, STEM; science and technology works VERY differently in every sense.

Now, those scientific traditions also goes with social disiciplines, this has been going for hundreds of years. As Western civilisation accept the ancient Greek and Roman civilisations as their founding point it has been going on for thousands of years.

So the knowledge I mean is the result and constant evolution of that accumulation. It's still in the books. Not in podcasts or vlogs or blogs. Because those mediums are the killer of this kind of knowledge. That's why Sam Harris gets surprised when white supremacist, far right, racist, sexist male groups follow him devoutly. I wonder, why?

The situation right now is that masses of people -guess who- keep screaming that anything besides STEM is bullshit and it should be abolished, wiped out from education, esp. high education. This doesn't change the fact that the civilisation they live in is based on that 'bullshit'. And that bullshit has an order, methods, strong influence all our lives. If they can go out and have a drink with a woman and then go to her place to have sex, it is because of that development. So they're like women defending sharia in this context. They are so fatally ignorant, it is not even shooting oneself in the foot but in the head.

So, again, we are not talking about the same things.
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Post by: Baruch on November 11, 2020, 10:29:40 AM
Human beings individually and collectively are part of a chaotic psychological dialectic.  Hegel and Marx were optimists.  Human beings have no real knowledge, real understanding or real wisdom.  Anything a person does or society does, is done in spite of the irredeemably corrupt human nature.

Human thought, human communication, human culture are all gibberish.  We do what we do without understanding what we are doing, similar to a computer.  Consciousness exists, but it is useless.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 11, 2020, 02:13:14 PM
Baruch often talks about apples when everyone else is talking about oranges.
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Post by: Baruch on November 11, 2020, 03:14:52 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 11, 2020, 02:13:14 PM
Baruch often talks about apples when everyone else is talking about oranges.

Don't be fruit prejudiced!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2020, 05:28:32 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 11, 2020, 02:13:14 PM
Baruch often talks about apples when everyone else is talking about oranges.
In Baruchistani there is no difference.
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Post by: Baruch on November 11, 2020, 08:38:23 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2020, 05:28:32 PM
In Baruchistani there is no difference.

Only to a person who has fruit blindness (like color blindness).
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 12, 2020, 04:08:41 AM
Quote from: Baruch on November 11, 2020, 10:29:40 AM
Human beings individually and collectively are part of a chaotic psychological dialectic.  Hegel and Marx were optimists.  Human beings have no real knowledge, real understanding or real wisdom.  Anything a person does or society does, is done in spite of the irredeemably corrupt human nature.

Human thought, human communication, human culture are all gibberish.  We do what we do without understanding what we are doing, similar to a computer.  Consciousness exists, but it is useless.

Humans have evolved to percieve themselves independent from the nature and this makes them alienated. Other animals can't do this, doesn't matter how smart they are, or how good they learn some sign language and certain tricks but in crude terms, compared to us, they have a direct line to nature. At some point in our evolution, our link with nature was cut off.

That's why humans have drawn pictures on cave walls and covered themselves and created stories, myths... So they could relate themselves back to the nature. This requires observation. This observation thing was very interesting and powerful. It worked so well, when done right, certain things gained new meanings. For starters, certain events and phenomenons looked like they repeated themselves under certain circumstances and changed in others.

So the animal found out that he can use this for his own benefit and thought, I want it! Can I have it, can I control it, can I reproduce it? First he stole them. He stole the fire, he stole the lightening and in some way, before having an inkling what it is, he even 'stole' the gravity as he learned to build, also because we don't really exactly know when humans started to build strong archs and so free standing buildings ignoring any kind of geography. This was all before 'the tipping point'.

And all of these happened because of human empathy which is what you define as "choatic psychological dialectic" and "irredeemably corrupt human nature".

The tricky thing is, we use the word empathy almost always in a positive way, esp. in human relationships, social isssues. If we look it up, its meaning is given as 'the ability to share the feelings of another'. However, you need empathy to be a thief, a conman, a politician, to be a serial killer too.

In fact, you need empathy to understand the working of anything; be it a simple situation, or any kind of phenomenon; natural, social. It's the base of human intgelligence. No other animal on the planet, including all the apes, have the empathic ability of a 5 year old human child in this context.

Empathy, emotions, imagination...that is the base of human intgelligence and NO, it is not similar to a computer. That's called human consciousness. It's MESSY, FUSSY, FUCKED UP. And again NO, Baruch it is not useless. It's how you reach to realism and rationalism, basic reasoning; that's called understanding. Your problem is with the meanings people load to what they understand which seems like THE understanding upclose. Then that is called culture and it's a gargentous, slippery, tricky concept. It's organic, constantly changes. Why are you throwing it around like name calling or a grumpy come back?

That's why you have a vendetta with Marx, don't you? LOL Because if you are not a moron -I really don't think you are, just teasing- you should be aware or read enough that in your chaotic psychological dialectic, you are pretty Marxist compared to the rest of the forum.

You can't surgically cut the parts you like between Hegel and Marx, sew them together then stand on it. However, you could believe in a creator and isn't that your position anyway? "Truth or happines. Never both." Are you happy now? You are happy now, aren't you? :lol:

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Post by: Baruch on November 12, 2020, 09:08:14 AM
You are not a true Marxist ;-)  It is man made society (under evolving technology) that creates alienation.  People aren't alienated if they are physically and mentally fit, and live in a loving and supporting small social group (hunting clan).  Both points are directly taken from Rousseau/Marx.

So you don't want to be an individualist?  You want to be a sterile female clone taking care of the honeycomb?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 12, 2020, 10:13:31 AM
Quote from: Baruch on November 12, 2020, 09:08:14 AM
You are not a true Marxist ;-)  It is man made society (under evolving technology) that creates alienation.  People aren't alienated if they are physically and mentally fit, and live in a loving and supporting small social group (hunting clan).  Both points are directly taken from Rousseau/Marx.

So you don't want to be an individualist?  You want to be a sterile female clone taking care of the honeycomb?

That's not the alienation I'm talking about. And you should know that. What makes human animal different than the other animals? Context please.

Oh we have a long of way to go if you want to talk about individualism. You are the theist. :lol:
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Post by: Baruch on November 12, 2020, 10:34:13 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 12, 2020, 10:13:31 AM
That's not the alienation I'm talking about. And you should know that. What makes human animal different than the other animals? Context please.

Oh we have a long of way to go if you want to talk about individualism. You are the theist. :lol:

Atheists are mostly feral naturalists.  They want to run around on all fours biting other animals ... naughty naughty.  But at least they won't be alienated from nature (did I hear Rousseau laughing?).  Rousseau had an obsolete anthropology that idealized Native Americans.  Marx extended this to Europeans, who are just forest dwelling savages under the skin.  The "cult of the Native American" continues in France, where the Native Americans always win (as if the French colonists were better).
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 12, 2020, 10:45:30 AM
Quote from: Baruch on November 12, 2020, 10:34:13 AM
Atheists are mostly feral naturalists.  They want to run around on all fours biting other animals ... naughty naughty.  But at least they won't be alienated from nature (did I hear Rousseau laughing?).  Rousseau had an obsolete anthropology that idealized Native Americans.  Marx extended this to Europeans, who are just forest dwelling savages under the skin.  The "cult of the Native American" continues in France, where the Native Americans always win (as if the French colonists were better).

Stop throwing names around. And please stop hanging expressions on umbrella concepts, creating vague, fake tensions. Nature, naturalists?

Use your words, Baruch. Nobody's reading your or my posts right now. Express your opinion. You keep saying you don't care about what people think about what you write but then you act like a 9 year old pouring down everything that comes to his mind just before going to bed while greeting his parents' guests in a christmas cocktail.

I don't know anything. I read something and then I think and try to express what I think about it. Considering it is your native language,it should be easier for you, no? It's not a comptetition. We are having a coversation.

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Post by: Baruch on November 12, 2020, 01:01:08 PM
If one redefines every word (which you often seem to want to do) to be ... ambiguous, then sentences are just monkey grunts.  Planet of the Communist Apes achieved! (the author of that was a .... Frenchman).
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Post by: Feral Atheist on November 12, 2020, 03:56:05 PM
Quote from: Cassia on October 10, 2020, 08:29:49 PM

Or perhaps monogamy ain't mom's thing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 13, 2020, 03:16:54 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 13, 2020, 05:32:10 PM
Children who eat their parents aren't woke, they are feral.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 14, 2020, 12:40:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 14, 2020, 01:21:26 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 14, 2020, 05:56:11 PM
Freaky Friday .. on a Saturday ;-)
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Post by: trdsf on November 14, 2020, 06:40:52 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 11, 2020, 02:13:14 PM
Baruch often talks about apples when everyone else is talking about oranges.
Baruch often talks about apples when everyone else is talking about late Victorian literature.  I mean, at least apples and oranges are both fruit...
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 14, 2020, 07:46:03 PM
Baruch's more like fruit of the loom...
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Post by: Baruch on November 14, 2020, 07:55:01 PM
Quote from: trdsf on November 14, 2020, 06:40:52 PM
Baruch often talks about apples when everyone else is talking about late Victorian literature.  I mean, at least apples and oranges are both fruit...

Oh, like The Importance of Being Earnest?

Y'all are part of the woke clown world.  I am not a part of that world.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 15, 2020, 12:41:33 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 15, 2020, 01:53:56 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 15, 2020, 03:30:52 PM
I still prefer the dinos ;-)  The velociraptors would make quick work of Rs and Ds.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 16, 2020, 01:09:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 15, 2020, 01:53:56 PM


:rotflmao:

This made my morning.
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Post by: Baruch on November 16, 2020, 11:16:33 AM
But what about the trilobites .. dino lover!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2020, 11:56:30 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2020, 12:37:46 PM
Low pain tolerance.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 16, 2020, 01:05:03 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2020, 12:37:46 PM
Low pain tolerance.

Don't say that. I have a very low pain tolerance. Not everybody has your pain threshold or strength, Gawdzilla. 
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2020, 01:10:47 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 16, 2020, 11:16:33 AM
But what about the trilobites .. dino lover!
That's the trouble with trilobites...or is that tribbles...?


:-D
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Post by: Baruch on November 16, 2020, 01:29:37 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 16, 2020, 01:05:03 PM
Don't say that. I have a very low pain tolerance. Not everybody has your pain threshold or strength, Gawdzilla.

Sorry to hear.  I think part of the problem with fibromyalgia is low pain tolerance (over reacting nerves) .. how to fix that?  Go get new nerves??
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2020, 05:52:42 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 16, 2020, 01:05:03 PM
Don't say that. I have a very low pain tolerance. Not everybody has your pain threshold or strength, Gawdzilla. 
That's what the doctor said when the nurse siphoned blood clots out of my bladder via my urethra. My wife was holding one are down and the doc had the other. It was ... interesting.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2020, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 16, 2020, 01:10:47 PM
That's the trouble with trilobites...or is that tribbles...?


:-D
More importantly, why hasn't Nick Frost been Harry Mudd yet?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2020, 05:58:42 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2020, 06:11:28 PM
And that's the Christmas Party.
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Post by: Baruch on November 16, 2020, 07:25:33 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2020, 05:52:42 PM
That's what the doctor said when the nurse siphoned blood clots out of my bladder via my urethra. My wife was holding one are down and the doc had the other. It was ... interesting.

I had stones in my right kidney removed by lithotripsy.  Not something I would recommend, but I was asleep.  Better than the stones while I was awake a work though ;-(  Sorry for anyone who has had stones or renal disease.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 17, 2020, 12:30:04 AM
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Post by: Baruch on November 17, 2020, 11:03:36 AM
Yes, the MacRib sandwich was horrifying ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 17, 2020, 07:36:24 PM


It's like an OCD person's nightmare.  And it gets worse the longer you look.

Fun fact: there are 99 counties, a nice big round number.  Well, technically, there were more counties in the past, but they consolidated down to 99.
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Post by: Baruch on November 17, 2020, 10:01:03 PM
That explains why the Iowa Primary cell phone app failed ;-)  They didn't program it for so many counties ;-)
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 18, 2020, 01:27:20 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 18, 2020, 08:54:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 17, 2020, 07:36:24 PM


It's like an OCD person's nightmare.  And it gets worse the longer you look.

Fun fact: there are 99 counties, a nice big round number.  Well, technically, there were more counties in the past, but they consolidated down to 99.

Not trying to be funny, but what is horrible about it?
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 18, 2020, 09:32:28 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 18, 2020, 01:27:20 AM

Isn't that Jesus????
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2020, 09:44:22 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 18, 2020, 08:54:35 AM
Not trying to be funny, but what is horrible about it?
They seem to follow a pattern (see the bottom two rows) but regularly deviate from the perceived pattern, particularly when a county is much larger vertically than the rest of the row.

https://xkcd.com/1902/
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Post by: Baruch on November 18, 2020, 10:46:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 18, 2020, 09:44:22 AM
They seem to follow a pattern (see the bottom two rows) but regularly deviate from the perceived pattern, particularly when a county is much larger vertically than the rest of the row.

https://xkcd.com/1902/

Probably early errors in surveying, once made are cast in stone.  And to accommodate railway interests.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2020, 12:57:30 PM


Trust is the greatest of gifts, but it must be earned.
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Post by: Baruch on November 18, 2020, 01:40:11 PM
Being a mercenary ... it is the way.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2020, 10:58:59 PM
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Post by: Cassia on November 19, 2020, 07:36:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2020, 01:13:13 PM


Satan is my personal trainer
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Post by: Baruch on November 20, 2020, 01:46:45 PM
Surprised Pikachu face! Better ruler in Hell than slave in Heaven ... Satan offers you the seven deadly sins ...

pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth ... what not to like? ;-))  Basically what Greco-Roman means.  That image represents "pride" the cause of all the other sins.  So what separates R from D?
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Post by: Cassia on November 20, 2020, 03:34:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 20, 2020, 01:13:13 PM


Satan is my personal trainer
Dig when Satanists show up at state capitols with their statues.....Baphomet fixin to learn ya and your chitlans some.
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Post by: Baruch on November 20, 2020, 06:19:09 PM
A real "satanist" evil/mad person would be scary, otherwise isn't that adults LARPing as children at Halloween?  I don't mind, I enjoyed my Renaissance Faire.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2020, 11:21:44 PM
Something incredibly cursed that I found:

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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 24, 2020, 03:23:58 AM
At least some people haven't lost their sense of pranking.

"Mysterious metal monolith found in the wilds of Utah by team of biologists"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-monolith-discovery-biologists-helicopter-b1760571.html

It's found by a group of biologists counting sheep via helicopter and they're having fun too. (Somebody said that part is more interesting, I agree, lol. How do you count sheep from a helicopter? The scenery is all red rock, so it is easy, is that it?) A group of alien religous people or something like that could have found it.

But then I dunno. In this climate, I say someone grab it, let's start a religion. We all need money. I mean, did they even check the celestial coordinates it points to?!  :shifty:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2020, 09:22:22 AM
It's easy to tally sheep from the air. You just count their legs and divide by four.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2020, 12:05:46 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 24, 2020, 12:26:00 PM
Yama-bushi ... mountain warriors.  Of course they all ended up in Buddhist Hell ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2020, 09:23:32 AM
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Post by: Baruch on November 25, 2020, 10:56:30 AM
The Zodiac killer never used graph paper ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2020, 11:35:29 AM
Looks good, order 5,000.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2020, 06:24:17 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2020, 12:40:01 AM
Unrealistic. There's still some popcorn left. Let me know when he licks the taco wrappers.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2020, 01:59:44 PM
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Post by: Baruch on November 27, 2020, 06:50:46 PM
Epictetus was one of the few intelligent pagans ... as was Marcus Aurelius.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 05:55:45 AM
LOL '5 people found this helpful' part is better or worse...depends on how you look at it.
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Post by: aitm on November 28, 2020, 07:52:11 AM
More funnier pictures! Get with the program people!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 11:39:18 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 11:47:16 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 11:54:51 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 11:57:00 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2020, 12:14:52 PM
Quote from: aitm on November 28, 2020, 07:52:11 AM
More funnier pictures! Get with the program people!
Me in this thread:



Drunkenshoe in this thread:



95% of you guys:

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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 12:16:23 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 28, 2020, 12:42:20 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 11:39:18 AM

It's okay, that's Russia, everybody is at fault. Except dogs using crosswalks.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 12:51:43 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 01:13:52 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 28, 2020, 12:42:20 PM
It's okay, that's Russia, everybody is at fault. Except dogs using crosswalks.

How do you know it's Russia?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2020, 01:20:15 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 01:48:03 PM


Probably, also the first photoshopped nude. I mean if she was 40 when she painted that...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 02:09:40 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 28, 2020, 02:24:34 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 01:13:52 PM
How do you know it's Russia?
Crosswalk signs.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 29, 2020, 05:08:29 AM









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Post by: Baruch on November 29, 2020, 08:29:17 AM
Atheists are strangely obsessed with death ... (cough)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 29, 2020, 01:14:13 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 29, 2020, 04:26:56 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 29, 2020, 08:29:17 AM
Atheists are strangely obsessed with death ... (cough)

Nothing like a pandemic to trigger death anxiety.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 29, 2020, 04:31:34 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on November 29, 2020, 05:08:29 AM


:rrotflmao: 
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Post by: Baruch on November 29, 2020, 04:32:33 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on November 29, 2020, 04:26:56 PM
Nothing like a pandemic to trigger death anxiety.

1000 diseases that kill you, available last year too ;-)

On Ben Shapiro .. I think AOC is cute too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 29, 2020, 06:31:20 PM


Life hack!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 29, 2020, 08:24:17 PM
Quote from: Baruch on November 29, 2020, 08:29:17 AM
Atheists are strangely obsessed with death ... (cough)

And theists are not obsessed with death?
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 29, 2020, 08:30:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 29, 2020, 08:24:17 PM
And theists are not obsessed with death?

Theists are so obsessed with death, they are willing to sacrifice pleasures and opportunities in this life for the sake of getting something better after they die. I also find it funny how Christians accuse us of being materialistic, when the only reason they do what they do is for some mansion in the sky. When we do good things, it's not because we think we're going to get rewarded for it; it's because we actually care about other human beings.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 29, 2020, 11:20:41 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2020, 11:54:51 AM


I suspect the movie based on my novel with come out before either.
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Post by: Baruch on November 30, 2020, 01:15:04 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 29, 2020, 08:24:17 PM
And theists are not obsessed with death?

No .. Not A Real Scotsman.  I look forward to it of course!  This is why in some respects I wish death for everyone (just not yet .. quoting Augustine)

"MOMENTO MORI: THE INEVITABILITY OF DEATH OUGHT TO BE CELEBRATED!"
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Post by: Baruch on November 30, 2020, 01:18:14 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 29, 2020, 08:30:58 PM
Theists are so obsessed with death, they are willing to sacrifice pleasures and opportunities in this life for the sake of getting something better after they die. I also find it funny how Christians accuse us of being materialistic, when the only reason they do what they do is for some mansion in the sky. When we do good things, it's not because we think we're going to get rewarded for it; it's because we actually care about other human beings.

Do things responsibly of course.  Eat a little drink a little ... people saved by grace know they aren't going to Hell, at least not in the next life.  Any other religion is useless (at least psychosomatically).
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 30, 2020, 06:10:24 PM
We are all under a sentence of death for the crime of having been born.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 30, 2020, 06:46:10 PM
You can't make me feel guilty for something I had no say in.
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Post by: aitm on November 30, 2020, 07:26:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 29, 2020, 06:31:20 PM


Life hack!
Darwin Award....at least a runner up.
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Post by: Baruch on November 30, 2020, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 30, 2020, 06:10:24 PM
We are all under a sentence of death for the crime of having been born.

Correct.  Death is the best.  You can vote Dem in every election ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on November 30, 2020, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 30, 2020, 06:46:10 PM
You can't make me feel guilty for something I had no say in.

True.  But many people have no morals or conscience anyway.  Such are the sociopaths.  They can't feel guilty no matter what they do.  That particular mental illness is no piece of cake.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 30, 2020, 07:56:48 PM
Well, I admit to having killed a few hundred people, but they needed it.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 30, 2020, 09:38:14 PM






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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2020, 10:19:54 PM
Quote from: aitm on November 30, 2020, 07:26:37 PM
Darwin Award....at least a runner up.
The best part is that they could easily hang the hold on top of the plastic part instead of the metal prongs.  So it's 100% intentionally dangerous.
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Post by: Cassia on November 30, 2020, 10:38:48 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 30, 2020, 10:19:54 PM
The best part is that they could easily hang the hold on top of the plastic part instead of the metal prongs.  So it's 100% intentionally dangerous.
Looks like a hot dog cooker to me.
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Post by: Cassia on November 30, 2020, 10:49:44 PM
Speaking of Darwin, did you know the Beagle was changed from a brig to a bark?  Such a beautiful little ship.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 30, 2020, 11:07:54 PM
Last year I read a Darwin bio. I think that picture was on the cover. It was one of the best I've read. I learned a lot about barnacles.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 01, 2020, 02:00:58 AM


It's all fun and games until they shoot a pillar of light into the sky.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 01, 2020, 02:15:20 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 30, 2020, 11:07:54 PM
Last year I read a Darwin bio. I think that picture was on the cover. It was one of the best I've read. I learned a lot about barnacles.

Did you know that people thought they were some kind of bird eggs in olden times?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 01, 2020, 02:38:56 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on November 30, 2020, 09:38:14 PM


Aside from the meme, I found that pic interesting. It's too perfect. That's a pretty old pic, isn't it? The phone is old, the woman is young. I just thought looking at it, they probably couldn't find a pic of a young woman knitting, let alone one talking on a smart phone while knitting. But then look at her hair and her dress. In this context, her dress indicates she's been to a funeral, I guess another reason for the choice, or I'm over interpreting. Her hair goes with the funeral theme but then thinking that this is a real photograph what was that woman realy doing while that pic was taken. Is that a last minute, home made Halloween costume for an evil misstress in an old orphanage? Is she trying to show someone how to do it quickly before leaving the house for the party. Is she getting instructions about her knitting from the phone after attending her gran's funeral? So many questions.

AAAnd glad to notice here, right now that this is something even the pandemic couldn't change in me. The urge of analysing nonsensical stuff obesessively. Yaaaaay!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 01, 2020, 07:14:51 AM
The youngish lady knitting is to symbolize "I've done everything else I can think of doing..." Nothing surprising about a old woman knitting, as Sylvester's old human taught me in the early '60s.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 01, 2020, 07:30:17 AM
I went through my knitting/needlepoint/macrame phase as a kid. This was back in the 70s when football player Rosey Grier was doing it.



It helped me realize that "girl things" and "boy things" are arbitrary. There is nothing inherently feminine about creating textiles
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 01, 2020, 09:42:20 AM
Anyone who takes knitting for granted or think it is something you could just pick up and do when you have nothing to do, absoluely has no idea about it. I'm not even going into gender thing...pffft.

Thinking now, probably the low quality of last generation 'hand knitted' material owes to a lot to that prejudice. It was started to be seen trivial and low class at some point?

I've found a few scarves -just scarves not even something complicated- mom knitted when she was in her 20s, I can't believe the quality of..what is that called in English, noose, stitch? How do I know that beca%u0131se I haven't seen anything like that even in main stream high end shops.

But something tells me this is also about the self reliant, fixing qualities of that generation. My aunts and esp. my gran was the same. They all say -gran's dead- they are too old to do it anymore. Mom knitts but she is never staisfied with it.

They also sewed like professional tailors. (Gran did it professionally for some time.) Same story. Too many times I gave the answer of 'nope, hand made by mom' to a 'Where did you get that?' question in my youth.

To be honest, I'm ashamed to be the descendent of those women in that department. We didn't get its value at the required age and they've also never forced us. They should have.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 01, 2020, 11:01:42 AM
I was once bored enough to teach myself how to use two ten-key calculators at the same time.
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Post by: Baruch on December 01, 2020, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: Cassia on November 30, 2020, 10:38:48 PM
Looks like a hot dog cooker to me.

We used an electric hot dog cooker in "shop" in Junior High.  A cord to the wall, a rheostat to control the current, a board with two nails in it.  You impaled a hot dog across the nails to complete the circuit.  This was a teaching moment, about the dangers of electricity.  Snowflakes would ban it now ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on December 01, 2020, 11:11:55 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 01, 2020, 11:01:42 AM
I was once bored enough to teach myself how to use two ten-key calculators at the same time.

The monkey in Dilbert can use his feet and his tail as well.  Why he is the best programmer in the company ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on December 01, 2020, 11:15:22 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 01, 2020, 02:15:20 AM
Did you know that people thought they were some kind of bird eggs in olden times?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacle_goose_myth

But what about the character, Barnacle Bill?  Used in multiple media because ... alliteration I suppose ;-)

You know that hose (now socks) were originally worn by men only, and women knitted them all.  That is why poor people might still "darn" socks.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 01, 2020, 12:18:34 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 01, 2020, 12:19:55 PM
Watch out for the giant AI guardian beach balls!
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 01, 2020, 07:25:19 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 01, 2020, 02:15:20 AM
Did you know that people thought they were some kind of bird eggs in olden times?
No, I did not know that. Not surprised ,though, people then, as now, believed all sorts of silly stuff
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Post by: Baruch on December 01, 2020, 09:13:55 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 01, 2020, 07:25:19 PM
No, I did not know that. Not surprised ,though, people then, as now, believed all sorts of silly stuff

People today are stone age to people 10,000 years from now.  Particularly the "stoned" part.
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Post by: trdsf on December 01, 2020, 10:07:29 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 29, 2020, 06:31:20 PM


Life hack!
Probably the same mind that brought us this:

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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 02, 2020, 03:18:07 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 01, 2020, 07:25:19 PM
No, I did not know that. Not surprised ,though, people then, as now, believed all sorts of silly stuff

LOL But it makes sense though when there is no knowledge. Look at that. It looks like a hatched egg. I bet if the pen holders, the noble class men I mean, have asked the sailors they would get an idea. Maybe that's how they found out. In their position, sailors probably even had to eat them on ocassions. Although religion wise it could be forbidden too.

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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 02, 2020, 10:29:12 AM
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Post by: Baruch on December 02, 2020, 12:24:38 PM
In other news, dogs would wear Covid masks even if there was no Covid, as long as the pack leader does ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 02, 2020, 07:10:06 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 02, 2020, 11:17:34 PM
I think she'd get some takers on that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 03, 2020, 02:09:56 AM


I don't believe thaat annnybodddy feels the way I do about you naaaooow
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 04, 2020, 05:38:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 03, 2020, 02:09:56 AM
I don't believe thaat annnybodddy feels the way I do about you naaaooow

I don't get it. Do you feel bad or good?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 04, 2020, 10:30:11 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 04, 2020, 05:38:53 AM
I don't get it. Do you feel bad or good?

Do you wonder what he's feeling behind the wall he's put up?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2020, 11:48:00 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 04, 2020, 05:38:53 AM
I don't get it. Do you feel bad or good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYffFEIAzdE
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 04, 2020, 12:25:21 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 04, 2020, 10:30:11 AM
Do you wonder what he's feeling behind the wall he's put up?

Between us, I do. Let's put it this way. Regulars of this forum is different for me. I have NO idea why. Doesn't matter what I feel about them, doesn't matter what I think, I can't help it. And I got that before the outbreak. I think it matured around when Solomon killed himself?

So yeah...I don't mind that stuff. I don't care, if I don't get it. But I wish we could actually get together and yell each other 'to go fuck yourself' like crazy.

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Post by: Mike Cl on December 04, 2020, 01:23:16 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 04, 2020, 12:25:21 PM
Between us, I do. Let's put it this way. Regulars of this forum is different for me. I have NO idea why. Doesn't matter what I feel about them, doesn't matter what I think, I can't help it. And I got that before the outbreak. I think it matured around when Solomon killed himself?

So yeah...I don't mind that stuff. I don't care, if I don't get it. But I wish we could actually get together and yell each other 'to go fuck yourself' like crazy.
Yeah, you do think differently.  I like that.  I can relate.  I've done so all my life.  Until the last 10/15 years it bothered me a bit.  I always seemed to have a different slant on things and most people did not want to hear it.  Now, I fully accept it and like that I'm not a herd thinker.  I have often been asked something to the effect--wouldn't you like to be more normal?  My reply is that I'd rather be healthy.  So, Shoe, you do think differently which is why I'm very glad you stay and post.  Your views of this society from the viewpoint of another culture is always interesting.  That you can fluently speak/write in English (and American) and Turkish (and I'm sure more), offers a view from a flexible mind, and the viewpoint of a female means you can offer very different views on all aspects of life.  As long as you maintain a decent level of rational thought (and don't go off into the vast abyss that is Baruch-like babble) you have a lot to offer this forum.
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Post by: Baruch on December 04, 2020, 01:34:43 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 04, 2020, 12:25:21 PM
Between us, I do. Let's put it this way. Regulars of this forum is different for me. I have NO idea why. Doesn't matter what I feel about them, doesn't matter what I think, I can't help it. And I got that before the outbreak. I think it matured around when Solomon killed himself?

So yeah...I don't mind that stuff. I don't care, if I don't get it. But I wish we could actually get together and yell each other 'to go fuck yourself' like crazy.

Sad.  I was one of the last Forum people Solomon talked to.  He was really messed up about his past and needed professional help.  I didn't get a clue what he was going to do about it.  How do people get professional help if it is something in their far past, that they are ashamed of?  Calling Dr Freud!

Yes, I care about you people, even trolls who stop by for a short while (a cry for help).  But then I am stark raving mad ;-)  I understand that to be a revolutionary or a double agent, you have to be deeply subversive even of your own self.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2020, 01:45:03 PM
Post your funny pictures here!!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2020, 02:08:11 PM
It's the only reason I select this tab, and it's usually a waste of time. Like the others.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2020, 03:59:28 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 04, 2020, 02:29:59 PM
Really, is that your answer? OK.
Really, is that your counter answer? Nok.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2020, 06:46:40 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2020, 03:59:28 PMReally, is that your counter answer? Nok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHJQSRa02iQ
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Post by: Cassia on December 04, 2020, 07:50:20 PM
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Post by: Cassia on December 04, 2020, 07:52:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2020, 09:15:15 PM
^ I would frame that
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2020, 09:44:29 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 05, 2020, 12:22:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 04, 2020, 09:15:15 PM
^ I would frame that

It is Charlie the Tuna's real appearance ;-) "Chicken of the Sea"
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2020, 03:12:02 AM


Moisture is the essence of wetness.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2020, 12:19:18 PM


The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 05, 2020, 08:45:36 PM






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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2020, 12:56:37 AM


Wanna know this worst part?  I'm having a really hard time figuring out exactly how this map is incorrect.  All I know is my neck of the woods is 100% correct.  I'm kinda foggy on the rest.
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Post by: Baruch on December 06, 2020, 10:49:35 AM
New Mexico, Kansas, Nebraska, S Dakota, N Dakota, Pennsylvania and Delaware are missing.  Dominion stole them to steal the election ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 06, 2020, 12:12:23 PM
And Canada.
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Post by: trdsf on December 06, 2020, 01:34:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 06, 2020, 12:56:37 AM


Wanna know this worst part?  I'm having a really hard time figuring out exactly how this map is incorrect.  All I know is my neck of the woods is 100% correct.  I'm kinda foggy on the rest.

[spoiler]Kansas, Nebraska, both Dakotas, New Mexico and Delaware[/spoiler]

They were harder to spot than I thought they would be.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2020, 02:39:02 PM
What about Pennsylvania?  :P
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Post by: Baruch on December 06, 2020, 03:02:57 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 06, 2020, 02:39:02 PM
What about Pennsylvania?  :P

I mentioned it.  But of course Pennsylvania won't exist, if their GOP legislature nullifies the election certification.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 06, 2020, 03:45:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 06, 2020, 02:39:02 PM
What about Pennsylvania?  :P
What about it? I've been there. :yawn:
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 06, 2020, 06:00:12 PM
Delaware was the one that eluded me. I had to look at a map to find it.
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Post by: Baruch on December 06, 2020, 08:28:39 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 06, 2020, 06:00:12 PM
Delaware was the one that eluded me. I had to look at a map to find it.

Strange how they included the one state smaller than Delaware ... Rhode Island.  Delaware is Biden country, probably under a force field paid for by Soros ;-))
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Post by: Cassia on December 06, 2020, 10:17:49 PM
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Post by: Cassia on December 06, 2020, 10:19:16 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 07, 2020, 12:18:40 AM
Quote from: Cassia on December 06, 2020, 10:17:49 PM


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Post by: Baruch on December 07, 2020, 09:49:38 AM
Sexist! ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on December 07, 2020, 09:50:22 AM
Quote from: Cassia on December 06, 2020, 10:19:16 PM


That hat is a great place to keep your sack lunch ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2020, 01:07:30 PM

QuoteThe sudden appearance of the English army caught the Norwegians by surprise. The English advance was then delayed by the need to pass through the choke-point presented by the bridge itself. The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle has it that a giant Norse axeman (possibly armed with a Dane Axe) blocked the narrow crossing and single-handedly held up the entire English army. The story is that this axeman cut down up to 40 Englishmen and was defeated only when an English soldier floated under the bridge in a half-barrel and thrust his spear through the planks in the bridge, mortally wounding the axeman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stamford_Bridge
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Post by: Baruch on December 07, 2020, 02:05:37 PM
And later, King Harold got a sty in his eye, I mean arrow!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2020, 07:31:57 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 07, 2020, 10:58:04 PM


The Babylonian Bee is legitimately funny sometimes.
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Post by: Cassia on December 08, 2020, 07:43:18 AM
Somehow sneak the vaccine into mY Pillows, Natural Light beer, Skoal, and holy water. That should cover 90% of them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 08, 2020, 02:05:50 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 08, 2020, 02:16:07 PM
Only anti-vaxxers are funny?  I don't find them funny at all.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 11, 2020, 12:38:11 PM
In New Episode, The Mandalorian Has To Protect Baby Yoda From Being Ruined By Rian Johnson



"An increasingly deranged Johnson corners the Mandalorian and suggests that maybe in one episode Baby Yoda could just be suddenly killed off with no resolution to who he was."

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-new-episode-the-mandalorian-has-to-protect-baby-yoda-from-being-ruined-by-rian-johnson?utm_content=buffer79f56&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fbclid=IwAR0kECjECOMN1vXJynJqB-LAXmow3C-g0gGBuqykYDzRQGDjOdGHNYQoajE
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2020, 12:29:19 AM


Slang is hard.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2020, 02:25:09 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 12, 2020, 05:26:10 AM
I don't think it was meant that way though. 3 pumps as in amount of 3 pumps of semen? Like we pump soap in our hands while washing? LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2020, 12:15:30 PM
Yes.  And there is a very common saying in the US that a guy lacking bedroom stamina is a "two pump chump".
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Post by: Baruch on December 12, 2020, 12:49:44 PM
I can report that being able to see your lover is a turn off ;-)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 13, 2020, 09:11:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 12, 2020, 12:15:30 PM
Yes.  And there is a very common saying in the US that a guy lacking bedroom stamina is a "two pump chump".

Oh I see... LOL But he is 3, isn't that obviously better? :p 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2020, 09:53:29 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 13, 2020, 09:11:36 AM
Oh I see... LOL But he is 3, isn't that obviously better? :p 
Unless he "misses" on the first two.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 13, 2020, 12:10:15 PM
They've probably missed more than two. Couples trying to get pregnant are not really having joyful, pleasure sex. They have to have sex even when they don't want, esp. in certain times and as much as they can. Think about that. Takes everything out of sex. Because this time it is a project with a certain score you are trying to hit, something you have been trying so hard to avoid your whole life, lol. They look like one of them esp. with that announcement. As far as I've listened from friends it is actually a nuisance.

Hah, that's why I can't see the statement on the pic that way. I just got it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2020, 12:28:21 PM


I feel like some small details were left out.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2020, 01:15:34 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 13, 2020, 12:10:15 PM
They've probably missed more than two. Couples trying to get pregnant are not really having joyful, pleasure sex. They have to have sex even when they don't want, esp. in certain times and as much as they can. Think about that. Takes everything out of sex. Because this time it is a project with a certain score you are trying to hit, something you have been trying so hard to avoid your whole life, lol. They look like one of them esp. with that announcement. As far as I've listened from friends it is actually a nuisance.

Hah, that's why I can't see the statement on the pic that way. I just got it.
Well, I've read that married men have less sex than single men, so a set schedule would be an improvement.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2020, 01:17:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 13, 2020, 12:28:21 PM


I feel like some small details were left out.
Manhattan Island was purchased for $24 in beads and trinkets. The tribe that made the deal were only there for a day's fishing, they didn't "own" the island and had no problem fishing elsewhere from then on.
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Post by: Baruch on December 13, 2020, 02:39:44 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2020, 01:15:34 PM
Well, I've read that married men have less sex than single men, so a set schedule would be an improvement.

Studies show that the most happy couples on average have relations once a week, otherwise too much or not enough.  Were you part of the control group? ;-))

Of course the Manhattan Indians didn't own Manhattan ... the Great Spirit did.  So are you pagan? ;-)  Also ... Aztecs are chad, so Mexicans are the master race!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2020, 08:54:42 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 13, 2020, 09:17:29 PM
Did you flounder in school? ;-)
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 14, 2020, 02:08:47 AM
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Post by: Baruch on December 14, 2020, 08:28:05 AM
2+2=5 because math is racist ;-)  Sorry, but the masks don't work, only a full biohazard suit will.  But believe in Covid fairies if you want to ;-)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 15, 2020, 08:49:19 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2020, 01:15:34 PM
Well, I've read that married men have less sex than single men, so a set schedule would be an improvement.

I think most people gave up on sex sometime before the pandemic and now, they are either having it too much because of boredom and trying new things at home or getting ready for a divorce/break up.

I mean think about the impact of the pandemic on people's sex lives. There should be a rise in pregnancy but then a lot of people living together but spend most of their time avoiding each other probably living through hell.

A pandemic would be a really good time to see what kind of a relationship you have compared to what you think you have.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 15, 2020, 08:55:09 AM
I keep one rule in marriage, "Never stop dating your wife."
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2020, 09:29:00 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 14, 2020, 02:08:47 AM

At least those actually work.  Some geniuses use mesh masks to give the illusion that they're complying with local laws and aren't insane plaguebringers.

And fun fact about the military, they wear masks on the regular with very little fuss.  In fact, they extensively wore masks when returning to America during the "Spanish" Flu outbreak.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 15, 2020, 09:43:36 AM
Masks and the military.  An essential part of all soldiers combat gear is the protective mask and protective clothing.  When I was in the National Guard I was the NBC (nuclear, biological, chemical) trainer.  One had to have his protective mask on within 9 sec and his protective gear on within another 15 sec.  When in combat gear all soldiers carry a protective mask everywhere.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 15, 2020, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 14, 2020, 02:08:47 AM


Who is that guy? Is it some kind of werewolf?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 15, 2020, 01:06:16 PM
Are referring to the young Obi Wan Kenobi or the chick's Daddy?
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 15, 2020, 01:31:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 15, 2020, 09:29:00 AM
At least those actually work.  Some geniuses use mesh masks to give the illusion that they're complying with local laws and aren't insane plaguebringers.

And fun fact about the military, they wear masks on the regular with very little fuss.  In fact, they extensively wore masks when returning to America during the "Spanish" Flu outbreak.

It's almost like Trump has a habit of making political issues out of things which weren't controversial until he opened his big fucking mouth...
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 15, 2020, 06:49:38 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 15, 2020, 07:07:03 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 15, 2020, 09:43:36 AM
Masks and the military.  An essential part of all soldiers combat gear is the protective mask and protective clothing.  When I was in the National Guard I was the NBC (nuclear, biological, chemical) trainer.  One had to have his protective mask on within 9 sec and his protective gear on within another 15 sec.  When in combat gear all soldiers carry a protective mask everywhere.

But if China had sprayed our troops with that stuff, the nukes would have gone off.  Why hasn't China been nuked yet?
===

Here is your Lord and Savior ... only half Jewish and not dead yet ...

https://themarshallreport.files.wordpress.com/2020/12/image-99.png
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2020, 02:55:56 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 16, 2020, 03:07:08 PM
There are florist friars? I always suspect the shoemakers for nothing then? European history is full of them. They always up to something and stir stuff.  :lol: You lost me.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 16, 2020, 04:21:08 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 16, 2020, 03:07:08 PM
There are florist friars? I always suspect the shoemakers for nothing then? European history is full of them. They always up to something and stir stuff.  :lol: You lost me.
Say them together--'florist friars'---'forest fires'.  Smokey the Bear will help you--it's an English thing; sounds alike. 
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Post by: _natas_ on December 16, 2020, 05:59:05 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 16, 2020, 07:32:50 PM
Quote from: _natas_ on December 16, 2020, 05:59:05 PM

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Post by: Baruch on December 16, 2020, 08:20:33 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 16, 2020, 04:21:08 PM
Say them together--'florist friars'---'forest fires'.  Smokey the Bear will help you--it's an English thing; sounds alike.

Maybe she doesn't know who "Smokey" is ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2020, 03:30:49 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2020, 01:39:15 PM


Common misconception.  Even practitioners of the Dark Arts have to socially distance.  Plus, the robes kinda take up a lot of space.
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Post by: Baruch on December 18, 2020, 02:34:23 PM
Sky clad Wiccans ... put that on porn-hub ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2020, 04:46:24 PM


Everyone has first time jitters.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2020, 07:28:28 PM


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Post by: Shiranu on December 19, 2020, 05:10:12 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 18, 2020, 07:28:28 PM




If I had a dollar for every hour of scholar gladitoria, metatron, extra history, etc. video I watched on historic sieges, politics, military strategy, weapons and armour, etc. ...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2020, 08:03:02 AM
I have a Masters in Military History.
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Post by: aitm on December 19, 2020, 08:36:12 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2020, 08:03:02 AM
I have a Masters in Military History.
But no doctorate? Psssh.....Dr. Gawdzilla Sama has a better ring to it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2020, 03:02:29 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2020, 05:47:04 PM
Quote from: aitm on December 19, 2020, 08:36:12 AM
But no doctorate? Psssh.....Dr. Gawdzilla Sama has a better ring to it.
My heart stopped six times in four days and I decided enough of the paper chase.
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Post by: Baruch on December 19, 2020, 07:30:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2020, 05:47:04 PM
My heart stopped six times in four days and I decided enough of the paper chase.

Your thesis committee was German dominatrices?  Neat!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 20, 2020, 01:44:07 PM


They have to duel for supremacy now.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 20, 2020, 03:54:00 PM
Use the farce, Donny!

ðŸ'¥
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 20, 2020, 04:15:17 PM
Pence and Trump...

Always two there are. No more, no less.
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Post by: Baruch on December 20, 2020, 06:43:18 PM
Kamala is flexible, she can fight on her knees ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 21, 2020, 03:39:30 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 20, 2020, 04:15:17 PM
Pence and Trump...

Always two there are. No more, no less.
They ignored that awkward rule in "The Rise of Skywalker".
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 21, 2020, 08:07:38 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 21, 2020, 03:39:30 AM
They ignored that awkward rule in "The Rise of Skywalker".

Please, don't bring fanfiction into a serious discussion.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 21, 2020, 08:12:31 AM
Please don't bring a serious discussion onto this forum.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 21, 2020, 08:56:35 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 21, 2020, 08:12:31 AM
Please don't bring a serious discussion onto this forum.

Touché
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 21, 2020, 11:12:23 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 21, 2020, 03:39:30 AM
They ignored that awkward rule in "The Rise of Skywalker".

They also ignored it in...like EVERY book in the extended universe library? And then there's The Knights of the Old Republic, which definitely had more than two Sith. Heck, in Star Wars lore, there used to be an entire planet of Sith. They used to be considered a race, not a school, but the meaning changed as the original Sith died out. That rule of two thing doesn't make any sense when you take it too literally. I think it's more like if there's one Sith, that Sith has a student. Maybe that student will go separate ways after either having an argument or feeling they've learned everything they could from their master. Maybe they'll take on a student of their own. But in order to preserve themselves and avoid attracting attention, maybe a Sith is reluctant to take more than one student. If that's not what the rule of two means, you basically just have to pretend that nothing outside of the main six movies exists.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 21, 2020, 11:26:23 AM
I didn't say "...and no where else."
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 21, 2020, 11:42:49 AM
How on EARTH are the prequels any less fanficcy that the Disney movies?

Maybe fanficcy isn't the word. Maybe "needs to be ignored to enjoy the property at all ever again."
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 21, 2020, 11:55:37 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 21, 2020, 11:42:49 AM
How on EARTH are the prequels any less fanficcy that the Disney movies?

Maybe fanficcy isn't the word. Maybe "needs to be ignored to enjoy the property at all ever again."

The prequels aren't awful. They're actually better in some ways than the originals, particularly with the action, in my opinion. I mean, come on. Obiwan vs Darth Vader in A New Hope is boring compared to the stuff we got in the prequels. Also, Star Wars started getting weird at Episode VI, not the prequels. The dialog in Return of the Jedi is just as bad as anything that ever came out of Anakin's mouth.
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Post by: Baruch on December 21, 2020, 12:17:03 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 21, 2020, 11:55:37 AM
The prequels aren't awful. They're actually better in some ways than the originals, particularly with the action, in my opinion. I mean, come on. Obiwan vs Darth Vader in A New Hope is boring compared to the stuff we got in the prequels. Also, Star Wars started getting weird at Episode VI, not the prequels. The dialog in Return of the Jedi is just as bad as anything that ever came out of Anakin's mouth.

I'm still a fan of Jar Jar Binks ;-)
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 21, 2020, 01:10:10 PM
Quote from: Baruch on December 21, 2020, 12:17:03 PM
I'm still a fan of Jar Jar Binks ;-)

I'm...neutral of that character. As someone who didn't grow up as a fan of Star Wars (I thought they were boring, old movies when I was a kid), I found Chewbacca to be just as annoying. A character who communicates exclusively through growls? Obnoxious. And why do they call him Chewbacca, anyway, if he can't speak that name? Shouldn't his name be GROWAWARL or something?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2020, 03:48:25 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 21, 2020, 11:55:37 AM
The prequels aren't awful. They're actually better in some ways than the originals, particularly with the action, in my opinion. I mean, come on. Obiwan vs Darth Vader in A New Hope is boring compared to the stuff we got in the prequels. Also, Star Wars started getting weird at Episode VI, not the prequels. The dialog in Return of the Jedi is just as bad as anything that ever came out of Anakin's mouth.
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Post by: Baruch on December 21, 2020, 05:57:02 PM
Mando is quite good, but i was disappointed by the last episode of this season.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 22, 2020, 10:11:29 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 21, 2020, 03:48:25 PM


No, seriously. When's the last time you watched Return of the Jedi? It's the first movie where George Lucas didn't have his ideas filtered through someone else, and it shows. If the original cut of A New Hope was released, it wouldn't have had a sequel. Return of the Jedi is just...bad. The only thing separating it from the prequels is the lack of bad CGI (at least, until Lucas made the "special edition") and Harrison Ford. Ian McDiarmid was at least able to take the bad writing and play it so cartoonishly awful that it becomes entertaining.

That's actually one thing I think was most disappointing about The Rise of Skywalker. Ian McDiarmid played his role too straight in that movie. After coming to love his performance in the prequels, seeing him legitimately try to be intimidating just didn't work at all for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le5OOdLrU9s
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 22, 2020, 11:30:43 AM
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Post by: Baruch on December 22, 2020, 11:38:16 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 22, 2020, 11:30:43 AM


"COVID RELIEF IS A SCAM, $10M FOR PAKISTANI GENDER PROGRAMS?! DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS EXTRACTING .." ... a bill too big for anyone to read has passed the House, like all the turds they drop ... "$453 million more to Ukraine?" ... so Joe and Hunter can take their cut.  Voters are like people who drive on the wrong side of the street, and go thru red lights.

"Per US adult, the 900 billion worked out to $4,303, and we each get a $600." ... if the relief bill was actually not pork

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2020, 12:55:37 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 22, 2020, 10:11:29 AMNo, seriously. When's the last time you watched Return of the Jedi?
In the 90s.  My interest waned as the original cut steadily got replaced with the "Special Edition", essentially added CGI in the background that no one wanted or liked.  When I saw Greedo shoot first, it effectively killed my interest in the original trilogy entirely.

QuoteIt's the first movie where George Lucas didn't have his ideas filtered through someone else, and it shows. If the original cut of A New Hope was released, it wouldn't have had a sequel.
Agreed, though of course you realize that this is exactly why the Prequels were so awful; no one challenged Lucas creatively and went along with whatever he said (at the time, he spun straw into box office gold, so it made perfect sense to follow his lead).  The end result was abject failure.

QuoteReturn of the Jedi is just...bad. The only thing separating it from the prequels is the lack of bad CGI (at least, until Lucas made the "special edition") and Harrison Ford.
...

...let me take a wild guess and you first watched the prequels when you were really young and had very little interest in the original trilogy primarily due to how antiquated they were by the time you got to them?
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 22, 2020, 03:14:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 22, 2020, 12:55:37 PM
Agreed, though of course you realize that this is exactly why the Prequels were so awful; no one challenged Lucas creatively and went along with whatever he said (at the time, he spun straw into box office gold, so it made perfect sense to follow his lead).  The end result was abject failure.

Aside from the badly written dialog (specifically from Anakin), and the contradictions to the previous movies (Obi-wan sure aged fast, didn't he?), I personally find the prequels to be enjoyable, yet super corny, action movies. I also enjoy the creativity in the aliens design, since CGI allowed Lucas to make whatever his mind came up with. Would have been pretty hard to make a flying lizard mount with practical effects. They're bad, but they're fun.

Quote from: Hydra009 on December 22, 2020, 12:55:37 PM...

...let me take a wild guess and you first watched the prequels when you were really young and had very little interest in the original trilogy primarily due to how antiquated they were by the time you got to them?

I said as much earlier in the thread. But after watching the six movies back to back in preparation for Disney's A New Hope reboot, I noticed a significant change from V to VI. Return of the Jedi doesn't have the same feel to it as the previous too. The dialog is stilted, even Harris Ford can't always save it. He probably didn't even want to be there, since it was his idea to have his character killed off. You've got the emperor who was not in the original move, who finally shows up and plays the most over the top cartoon villain so that Vader can have someone more evil than himself to turn on. They completely dropped the foreshadowing of the other potential Jedi Yoda alluded to in the previous movie (Leia, I assume). They recycled the Death Star threat too, although they had a nice twist this time with it being fully operational before the good guys thought it was. Certainly better than "Death Star, but bigger." People complain about Snoke being surprise killed by Kylo Ren. Like, "How did he not sense that coming or here the lightsaber moving?" But this movie has Sidious torturing Vader's son right in front of him, giving him a slow and painful death, and this guy has shown himself to be able to predict the future multiple times, but he's surprised when Vader betrays him? It's the same thing! Well, aside from the fact that we still didn't even know who Snoke was.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2020, 03:51:48 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 22, 2020, 03:14:28 PMAside from the badly written dialog (specifically from Anakin), and the contradictions to the previous movies (Obi-wan sure aged fast, didn't he?)
The aging is probably the least objectionable thing in a mountain of objectionable things.  Episode 1 in particular doesn't need a script doctor as much as it needs a script necromancer.  Fittingly, we got something like that in the Clone Wars TV show, with Darth Maul getting a second shot as a character, and this time much more fleshed out.

QuoteI personally find the prequels to be enjoyable, yet super corny, action movies. I also enjoy the creativity in the aliens design, since CGI allowed Lucas to make whatever his mind came up with. Would have been pretty hard to make a flying lizard mount with practical effects. They're bad, but they're fun.
Whew!  You had me worried there.

And I give the prequels props for having excellent action setpieces - clearly, Lucas's forte.  The Genosis battle made the price of admission worth it for Episode 2.  Same with Order 66 and the Mustafar duel for Episode 3.

QuoteI said as much earlier in the thread.
Just wanted to be sure.  I bring it up because there's a significant generational gap in how the prequels were received, younger generations rated it much higher than older generations.

I have some theories about why this is the case.  The prequels seem to be at the early edge of a change in how movies are produced - entirely CGI characters, CGI backdrop, (I'm struggling to describe the rest in a neutral tone), "punchier" action scenes with less build-up, and needing to fill in characters' backstories unnecessarily *coughSolocough*

QuoteThey recycled the Death Star threat too, although they had a nice twist this time with it being fully operational before the good guys thought it was.
Personally, I think Lucas came up with a different version of the first Death Star battle sometime after A New Hope was released and decided to do that for Return of the Jedi.

I've gotta say, it turned out very well.  Unlike the first Death Star battle, this is a conflict on three fronts - the space battle between the rebel fleet and the empire, the land assault on the shield generator on Endor, and Luke's duel with Vader (which does double duty since it's a moral as well as physical fight).  I can't think of a more fitting climax than that.

QuotePeople complain about Snoke being surprise killed by Kylo Ren. Like, "How did he not sense that coming or here the lightsaber moving?"
It's not so much that as it was that Snoke was built up as this mysterious villain so of course the audience expects to learn more.  But instead of delivering on that, the writer literally just crumpled the paper as he was writing Snoke and had him unceremoniously killed off instead.  Same with Phasma.  LAZY.

The Emperor is actually the exact opposite of that, were we learn a great deal about what he wants and how he operates before his death scene.
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Post by: Cassia on December 22, 2020, 06:20:06 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 22, 2020, 09:14:42 PM
The people have spoken!




But they have no idea what they were talking about...
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2020, 09:58:00 PM


Why stop at besieging everyone inside the settlement when you can also besiege everyone outside the settlement?
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 23, 2020, 12:38:38 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 22, 2020, 03:51:48 PM
It's not so much that as it was that Snoke was built up as this mysterious villain so of course the audience expects to learn more.  But instead of delivering on that, the writer literally just crumpled the paper as he was writing Snoke and had him unceremoniously killed off instead.  Same with Phasma.  LAZY.

The Emperor is actually the exact opposite of that, were we learn a great deal about what he wants and how he operates before his death scene.

A few minutes after sending my post, a thought occurred to me. I wonder if that might have been meant as a hint to Snoke's true identity. Both he and Sidious died in similar ways, too focused on seeing the hero die to notice their apprentice stab them in the back. They did, apparently, foreshadow Rey's connection to Palpatine with her theme and her fighting style. At first glance, it seems like Disney had no plan whatsoever, but they did at least seem to have a few things planned out. If only they executed those ideas better, so they didn't seem to come out of nowhere.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2020, 02:05:49 AM
For the Sequels, they didn't have pretty much anything planned out in advance and it shows.  So no foreshadowing.  What we got was the quickest and easiest way to get him out of the picture.  If it has vague similarities to Palpatine, it's purely coincidental.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 23, 2020, 06:38:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 23, 2020, 02:05:49 AM
For the Sequels, they didn't have pretty much anything planned out in advance and it shows.  So no foreshadowing.  What we got was the quickest and easiest way to get him out of the picture.  If it has vague similarities to Palpatine, it's purely coincidental.
"creative control" wasn't controlled.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2020, 01:26:09 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 23, 2020, 03:59:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 23, 2020, 02:05:49 AM
For the Sequels, they didn't have pretty much anything planned out in advance and it shows.  So no foreshadowing.  What we got was the quickest and easiest way to get him out of the picture.  If it has vague similarities to Palpatine, it's purely coincidental.

I dunno about that. In the prequels, they used Palpatine's theme as festival music, as a bit of vague foreshadowing. They appeared to do the same with Rey. There's actually a video on YouTube of a guy predicting the "Rey is related to Palpatine" reveal before the second movie came out. Nobody took it seriously until...you know. He turned out to be right. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPSbixF5Myw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzG3m-ZW198
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Post by: Baruch on December 23, 2020, 04:06:03 PM
Of course, Rey having an evil father, that is why the last 3 movies were shit ;-)  The Dark Side didn't go to director school.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 23, 2020, 04:09:04 PM
The second video also predicts the origin behind Han Solo's name. He says it as a joke, but it actually happened.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2020, 08:24:05 PM
Millions of people guess and some get it right.  *shrugs*
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 23, 2020, 09:12:28 PM
The law of large numbers?

:-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 24, 2020, 07:16:07 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2020, 12:30:16 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 25, 2020, 07:42:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2020, 11:38:36 PM


Swamps are 100% cozier when you call 'em wetlands.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2020, 11:55:16 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 28, 2020, 12:54:28 PM
Rocky Horror Weather Show? ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2020, 01:02:46 PM
"One from the vaults."
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2020, 03:25:23 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 28, 2020, 04:22:03 PM
But the Intel was reversed.  Taranto based Italian Navy attacked because of Ultra information.  The US had Purple information on the coming Japanese attack, and let it happen anyway.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 29, 2020, 11:24:29 AM
Quote from: Baruch on December 28, 2020, 04:22:03 PM
But the Intel was reversed.  Taranto based Italian Navy attacked because of Ultra information.  The US had Purple information on the coming Japanese attack, and let it happen anyway.
No. First, the Purple code was used by Gaimusho, not the military. Remember the rule, to spread information far and wide you have three main means:

Telephone
Telegraph
Tell a diplomat

Kaigun and Hyōbushō never blabbed about their plans. Yoshikawa Takeo and the 2nd Military attaché at Honolulu did observe the movements of the US Fleet, then based at Pearl Harbor, but as they knew nothing of the impending attack they couldn't give it away.

Now, if you're talking about the "Winds Code" you'll be happy to hear that "East Wind Rain" was never sent. That phrase was one of the list of code snippets that were prohibited to the regular broadcasters, men and women who liked not being in prison or dead and thus paid attention to the list without asking questions.

Clear enough?
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Post by: Baruch on December 29, 2020, 01:43:51 PM
You don't believe that Churchill and FDR didn't know in advance (more or less)?  Even J Edgar Hoover knew (he was told by a double agent).  Didn't we read the Japanese diplomatic code even before Dec 7 1941?  Of course we can presume that none of that traffic (need to know) had the exact details of course.  But that wasn't necessary, what was necessary was to BS the US into WW II, to save FDR and Churchill and Stalin.
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Post by: Cassia on December 29, 2020, 02:04:42 PM
Quote from: Baruch on December 29, 2020, 01:43:51 PM
You don't believe that Churchill and FDR didn't know in advance (more or less)?  Even J Edgar Hoover knew (he was told by a double agent).  Didn't we read the Japanese diplomatic code even before Dec 7 1941?  Of course we can presume that none of that traffic (need to know) had the exact details of course.  But that wasn't necessary, what was necessary was to BS the US into WW II, to save FDR and Churchill and Stalin.
Nah. You don't need a sneak attack, just an attack. Let them come, but have your forces ready, start the war off in decent shape. Everyone knew war with Japan was a given anyways. How stupid...all of the right wing conspiracy ass-wipes condemn the government for being inept, but somehow that very same government manages all these amazing secret operations, LOL.
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Post by: Baruch on December 29, 2020, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: Cassia on December 29, 2020, 02:04:42 PM
Nah. You don't need a sneak attack, just an attack. Let them come, but have your forces ready, start the war off in decent shape. Everyone knew war with Japan was a given anyways. How stupid...all of the right wing conspiracy ass-wipes condemn the government for being inept, but somehow that very same government manages all these amazing secret operations, LOL.

FDR was a racist, he thought that they couldn't attack Pearl Harbor because of distance, but would attack the Philippines, which they did the same day, and everyone forgets that.  They didn't have the imagination to read General Billy Mitchell's report from of 1923 or understand that torpedoes could be made to work in that shallow harbor.  They forget the complete incompetence of General McArthur and the Army/Navy leaders on Oahu.  It was estimated by General Marshall, that half of the peacetime officers would be incompetent in combat, getting themselves and their men killed.  He tried to shorten the learning curve, by using his little black book to promote younger officers over more senior ones, to maximize talent (aka Eisenhower).  You can never underestimate the stupidity of politicians, or the lack of "military" intelligence in the military.

The Battle of Kasserine Pass was an example, that my grandfather narrowly avoided (he was farther back in Algeria at the time) ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YCrePXAwsY

Fortunately grandfather didn't get to Tunisia until General Patton was put in charge.  The losing America general at Kasserine Pass was lacking in imagination and practicality.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 29, 2020, 03:54:48 PM
Quote from: Cassia on December 29, 2020, 02:04:42 PM
Nah. You don't need a sneak attack, just an attack. Let them come, but have your forces ready, start the war off in decent shape. Everyone knew war with Japan was a given anyways. How stupid...all of the right wing conspiracy ass-wipes condemn the government for being inept, but somehow that very same government manages all these amazing secret operations, LOL.
No, no, no! FDR was a murderous bastard who willing to let thousands of Americans die in the Pacific so he could get into the war in Europe, something he was doing pretty good at already but that's irrelevant facts and shit.

IF we knew about the attack we could have had nearly five hundred anti-aircraft guns locked and loaded, a line of destroyers anchored east of Battleship Row (to spoil torpedo attacks) and all ships buttoned up tight to prevent flooding and capsizing.

BUT FDR wanted to start a war in the Pacific to get into a war in Europe and getting our primary battleline sunk sounded like a good idea.  If you're Baruch, that is.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 29, 2020, 03:59:29 PM
Quote from: Cassia on December 29, 2020, 02:04:42 PM
Nah. You don't need a sneak attack, just an attack. Let them come, but have your forces ready, start the war off in decent shape. Everyone knew war with Japan was a given anyways. How stupid...all of the right wing conspiracy ass-wipes condemn the government for being inept, but somehow that very same government manages all these amazing secret operations, LOL.
AND we have a rare glimpse in to the conspiracy nut's mind documented. Senator Gerald P. Nye was giving a speech to America First that day. He was in full mouth-foaming when an aid put a note reporting the attack on Pearl beside his notes on the podium. Nye continued his speech unabated. When he got backstage he said "He must have tricked them!" FDR HAD TO BE TO BLAME.

If you're not familiar with Nye he started an investigation into "foreign influence in Hollywood." He was only going to investigate British "influence", of course. The hearings collapsed with everyone on the panel admitted to having not seen a single movie under investigation. Nye adjourned the hearings in Sept. with it to reopen in January 1942. Of course...
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Post by: Baruch on December 29, 2020, 04:49:19 PM
FDR didn't trick Japan.  They were aggressive as hell, so by cutting off their oil and steel, he was waving a red flag in front of them.  And the Japanese warned him that was causus belli (that an ordering them to pull out of China (minus Manchuria).  No, I don't think Evil FDR failed to properly defend Pearl Harbor, when he knew it was coming.  They knew the attack on the Philippines was coming, and MacArthur was a total failure on defense.  MacArthur was only good on offense (see Inchon).  Aggressive violence has its own logic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE_iNUXhrfw

Japan wasn't wrong in being hostile to the US and European colonialism, they were wrong in thinking that Koreans, Chinese etc were racially inferior.  This led Hitler into the immense error of dropping support for the Republic of China (who like him was anti-communist) but to join with the misleadingly similar Japanese, who who became a mousetrap for FDR.  And Hitler could still have won, if he had refused to honor the Tripartite Pact when Japan attacked the US (but attacking European colonials in Asia was OK), and if he had remained on the allied but defensive posture with the Soviet Union.

The foreign influence in Hollywood wasn't Axis, it was Jewish and pro-communist.  This became an issue again after WWII, and still is.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 29, 2020, 05:54:16 PM
The Japanese were murdering thousands of people every day in China. Nanking was the worst of the lot. The was one full month of rape, murder, and destruction, specifically ordered by the commanders, not some bunch of rogue troops, it was government policy.

The American public did not want us supplying the aggressors with war materials.

Taking the specific case of oil,

(1) the military was demanding the national reserves be brought up to the levels recommended.

(2) The American economy depended on oil to keep running.

(3) The British wanted every drop we could spare.

(4) The Japanese wanted fuel to bomb orphanages and hospitals.

It wasn't hard to sort out priorities.

Japan was also violating the Nine Power Treaty, which said that anyone who wanted to do business in China should speak with the Chinese, not anyone else, even heavily armed invaders. The Japanese set up a policy in the areas they conquered that required non-Chinese businesses to have a Japanese member on the board, one with veto power in situations that were vaguely characterized.

Should I keep going?
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Post by: Baruch on December 29, 2020, 07:45:03 PM
Japan didn't care what would happen to China, Korea, Soviet Union, British Empire, French Empire, Dutch Empire or American Empire.  Why should they?  Are you assuming that the post-WWII UN POV is the correct one?  More victor myopia.

If we are talking about alternative history, the collective incompetence of all the leadership of every country 1914-1945 was chaos and ruin.  Too bad there was no foresight ;-)) So yes, one could think that human leadership (usually people with greater education too, except for Stalin, who was a pure thug) could do better.  Since people mature and die, to be replaced by yet another clueless generation, I can't see the present as being any different.  We would have to live a lot longer as individuals, and to value maturity much higher, to actually do better.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2020, 09:24:17 PM


Getting on a plane must be fun.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 29, 2020, 11:37:33 PM
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Post by: Baruch on December 29, 2020, 11:48:14 PM
The whole point of an individual life, is your moment of death.  The whole point of a species is the moment when it goes extinct.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 29, 2020, 11:57:48 PM
Quote from: Baruch on December 29, 2020, 11:48:14 PM
The whole point of an individual life, is your moment of death.

You forgot the paying taxes part.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2020, 02:31:52 AM
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Post by: Baruch on December 30, 2020, 12:32:27 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 29, 2020, 11:57:48 PM
You forgot the paying taxes part.

The property/money was never yours.  It belongs to the Elite (of Davos), they were merely taking back their own shit.  Remember, private property is evil, in your hands ;-)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 30, 2020, 02:50:23 PM
You know shit about history.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 30, 2020, 03:00:28 PM
Why is this funny? I didn't get anything.

Quote from: Hydra009 on December 29, 2020, 09:24:17 PM


Getting on a plane must be fun.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 30, 2020, 03:17:50 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 30, 2020, 03:00:28 PM
Why is this funny? I didn't get anything.

You know, just that experiencing the world as fast as he does would actually, in reality, be horryfying and would suck. It would suck being the flash, if his powers were realistic
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 30, 2020, 05:04:46 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 30, 2020, 03:17:50 PM
You know, just that experiencing the world as fast as he does would actually, in reality, be horryfying and would suck. It would suck being the flash, if his powers were realistic

Ah...lol. Thanks.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 30, 2020, 07:33:59 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 30, 2020, 03:00:28 PM
Why is this funny? I didn't get anything.

Basically, he sees the world through slow motion. So even the most basic of conversations are agonizingly slow to him. lol
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 30, 2020, 08:45:26 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 30, 2020, 07:33:59 PM
Basically, he sees the world through slow motion. So even the most basic of conversations are agonizingly slow to him. lol

Kind of like the movie Alien Force where Burt Ward played the omniscient ruler of the universe, which if you think about it, being omniscient means you're going to constantly be dealing with idiots, which can make you grouchy.
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Post by: Baruch on December 31, 2020, 12:41:51 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 30, 2020, 02:50:23 PM
You know shit about history.

You are probably elite.  So all that shit belongs to you ;-)

That and you still believe all the falsehoods about America.
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Post by: Baruch on December 31, 2020, 12:43:27 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 30, 2020, 03:17:50 PM
You know, just that experiencing the world as fast as he does would actually, in reality, be horryfying and would suck. It would suck being the flash, if his powers were realistic

The early TV version from 1990, the hero had special heat dissipating clothes (not just for disguise), he didn't want to singe ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2020, 07:58:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2021, 12:49:31 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2021, 07:48:52 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 31, 2020, 07:58:04 PM

Some of you, anyway.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2021, 04:11:50 PM
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Post by: Baruch on January 01, 2021, 04:40:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 01, 2021, 04:11:50 PM


Rainbow words for LGBTQ people?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2021, 12:39:35 AM


Same.
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Post by: Baruch on January 02, 2021, 10:28:17 AM
Not funny.  That was pre-Freud.  Today we call those people, psychopaths.  No surprise his followers were sociopaths.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2021, 07:14:20 PM


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Post by: Baruch on January 02, 2021, 07:53:27 PM
Idealists and other Marxists believe Star Wars/Star Trek/Dr Who are real.
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Post by: Baruch on January 03, 2021, 11:09:04 AM
What idealism leads to ...

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/killing-hitler
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2021, 02:34:58 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 04, 2021, 03:04:19 PM
"Adam and Evan" too!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2021, 08:45:40 PM
Why? They think it is English? I thought Christians think it is Latin. Because Jews and Muslims think it is Hebrew. So, probably it is Sumerian. LOL

E: That was supposed to be Sumerian, not Assyrian. Sleepy but can't sleep.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2021, 09:51:40 PM
People commonly use apostrophes to make plurals.  It wouldn't surprise me in the lease if they thought amen was a masculine noun.
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Post by: Baruch on January 05, 2021, 01:15:38 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amun

Egyptian ... the monotheists openly cultural appropriate from their chad pagan neighbors ;-)
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Post by: Baruch on January 05, 2021, 09:29:32 AM
Still an optimist?  Bwahaha ...

https://www.dailykos.com/blog/Tom%20Tomorrow
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2021, 10:42:45 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 04, 2021, 09:51:40 PM
People commonly use apostrophes to make plurals.  It wouldn't surprise me in the lease if they thought amen was a masculine noun.
The preacher was playing on the "God created a man and a woman, not two men" thing, I suspect. Alternatively he couldn't get a gender neutral ending worked out and winged it.
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Post by: Baruch on January 05, 2021, 11:07:32 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2021, 10:42:45 AM
The preacher was playing on the "God created a man and a woman, not two men" thing, I suspect. Alternatively he couldn't get a gender neutral ending worked out and winged it.

Haw haw ... Adam's first wife was Lilith.  She ran away, being the first feminist.  Subsequently married Satan.  I feel sorry for Satan ;-))  Never marry a divorcee on rebound!
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 05, 2021, 01:42:12 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2021, 10:42:45 AM
The preacher was playing on the "God created a man and a woman, not two men" thing, I suspect. Alternatively he couldn't get a gender neutral ending worked out and winged it.

Ah, the "God created Adam and Eve, and Adam and Steve" argument. That's such a weak ass argument. Even if we assume the creation myth of Christianity is true, God creating a man and a woman was necessary. Otherwise, the human species would have met a dead end right at the start. I mean, you still have the unavoidable issue of incest with their children, so a truly intelligent God would have just made more than two people to start with. But God choosing not to make his only two humans, responsible for repopulating the Earth, a gay or lesbian couple says nothing about whether or not gay or lesbian marriage would be allowed later.
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Post by: Baruch on January 05, 2021, 03:07:23 PM
I have no problem with gays .. but the idea of an all gay world .. is a bit gay, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2021, 04:00:55 PM
Why even give them the urge to have sex at all?
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Post by: Baruch on January 05, 2021, 05:02:24 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2021, 04:00:55 PM
Why even give them the urge to have sex at all?

I understand you are married, so you are taken care of already ;-)
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Post by: Cassia on January 05, 2021, 05:59:00 PM



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Post by: Baruch on January 05, 2021, 09:20:18 PM
Just put Uncle Sam back up G-d's ass.  That is where the US belongs.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 06, 2021, 01:49:41 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2021, 07:48:52 AM
Some of you, anyway.

Hey!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 06, 2021, 06:33:18 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 06, 2021, 01:49:41 AM
Hey!

Gomenasi.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 06, 2021, 05:45:13 PM
A glass of brandy, as I watch democracy burn.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 06, 2021, 05:56:01 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 06, 2021, 05:45:13 PM
A glass of brandy, as I watch democracy burn.
Don't panic, a riot is not the end of the world.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 06, 2021, 05:57:28 PM
woops, meant to post that in another thread.

Not panicking neither. But it is a sad sight to see.
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Post by: Baruch on January 06, 2021, 06:44:42 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 06, 2021, 05:45:13 PM
A glass of brandy, as I watch democracy burn.

This Is Sparta!  Ouzo much better choice than ... brandy.  Shouldn't you drink schnapps?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2021, 03:21:51 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 09, 2021, 02:41:14 PM


I never realized how similar these two characters are. lol
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 09, 2021, 04:19:13 PM
Which one is Lannister?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 09, 2021, 04:19:30 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 10, 2021, 04:18:57 AM
LOL. Lannister's feelings for her sister wasn't latent though, was it? They had a passionate relationship most of their lives and saw each other as the true love. 
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 10, 2021, 02:33:09 PM
I hope I'd deal with losing my right hand the way Bruce Campbell did in Army of Darkness.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2021, 04:46:55 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 10, 2021, 02:33:09 PM
I hope I'd deal with losing my right hand the way Bruce Campbell did in Army of Darkness.
Or Mechanicus.  For them, it's very much routine.  They consider you a weirdo if you don't want bionics.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2021, 04:51:44 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 10, 2021, 05:18:50 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 10, 2021, 02:33:09 PM
I hope I'd deal with losing my right hand the way Bruce Campbell did in Army of Darkness.

Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2021, 04:46:55 PM
Or Mechanicus.  For them, it's very much routine.  They consider you a weirdo if you don't want bionics.

How about taking it like an Igor? It automatically means more hands, and it's cooler. (Literally, lol.) Esp. The one in The Thief of Time is very dear to me.


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Post by: Blackleaf on January 10, 2021, 10:50:16 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 11, 2021, 08:22:18 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2021, 04:51:44 PM

They're watching you.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2021, 05:47:29 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 12, 2021, 12:09:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2021, 02:55:18 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 12, 2021, 10:43:22 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 13, 2021, 12:42:12 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2021, 12:48:02 AM
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Post by: Cassia on January 13, 2021, 06:34:40 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 13, 2021, 08:11:53 PM
Whenever someone says " God showed me..." run away as fast as you can!

😜
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 14, 2021, 04:27:58 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 12, 2021, 10:43:22 PM


I didn't get this one. What's that a tissue or something else? What2s dill?
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Post by: Cassia on January 14, 2021, 07:35:09 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 14, 2021, 04:27:58 AM
I didn't get this one. What's that a tissue or something else? What2s dill?
IDK, but I always look to music for my therapy....and if they are talking about this past year, I agree!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 14, 2021, 10:37:23 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 14, 2021, 04:27:58 AM
I didn't get this one. What's that a tissue or something else? What2s dill?
It's from a children's show (School House Rock?) where "How a bill becomes Law" and the like are explained in songs.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 14, 2021, 01:12:29 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 14, 2021, 04:27:58 AM
I didn't get this one. What's that a tissue or something else? What2s dill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFroMQlKiag
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 14, 2021, 02:10:26 PM
Thanks, guys. Yeah, it is a good one. :lol:
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 15, 2021, 09:31:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2021, 02:13:25 AM
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Post by: Cassia on January 19, 2021, 07:38:36 AM
I just love those folks who bring their pillows from their fucking beds on the airplane.

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Post by: Cassia on January 19, 2021, 08:50:55 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2021, 06:01:20 PM


edit - reupload due to link rot :(
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2021, 04:51:37 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 20, 2021, 06:11:20 PM
Who said the line in a movie:

"I don't want to go to Egypt."

?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2021, 12:41:50 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2021, 01:23:34 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 20, 2021, 06:11:20 PM
Who said the line in a movie:

"I don't want to go to Egypt."

?
The Acolyte, in "The Fifth Element".
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 21, 2021, 02:28:48 PM
Yeah, too easy, huh?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2021, 02:37:50 PM
Maybe for someone who has only seen it a hundred times.
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Post by: Cassia on January 21, 2021, 04:07:27 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 21, 2021, 05:35:31 PM
Is that Bernie with the mask?


😋
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Post by: Cassia on January 21, 2021, 07:24:49 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 21, 2021, 05:35:31 PM
Is that Bernie with the mask?


😋
Gotta love a guy who wears mittens !!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2021, 10:10:32 PM
Quote from: Cassia on January 21, 2021, 07:24:49 PM
Gotta love a guy who wears mittens !!!
Pity he only rated a folding chair.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 22, 2021, 05:00:30 AM
Aw...LOL, I have found out they have made tons of photoshops here with Bernie's shot. Others would be irrelevant to you but this one I guess.



OK this is funny. Pic taken during the last coup attempt in here. :lol:



Kids:




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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 22, 2021, 09:22:12 AM
You were right.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 22, 2021, 10:36:06 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 20, 2021, 04:51:37 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_No9sI69oQ
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Post by: Cassia on January 22, 2021, 01:17:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2021, 11:12:13 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 23, 2021, 08:00:34 AM
I like my movies full screen.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 23, 2021, 10:22:19 AM
Rip Larry King
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Post by: Cassia on January 23, 2021, 09:24:59 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2021, 10:49:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 24, 2021, 11:14:59 PM


They're everywhere now.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 25, 2021, 11:59:26 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2021, 10:33:46 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 25, 2021, 10:40:38 PM
Did you make that just now because of the Batman v Superman comparison I made earlier?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2021, 10:42:07 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 25, 2021, 10:40:38 PM
Did you make that just now because of the Batman v Superman comparison I made earlier?
Nope.  Unrelated.  It's been circulating due to the movie hype and I liked it.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 25, 2021, 11:13:58 PM
So I wasn't the only person to think of that comparison. Interesting.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 26, 2021, 09:55:41 AM






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Post by: Cassia on January 26, 2021, 12:47:06 PM
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Post by: Cassia on January 26, 2021, 03:47:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2021, 10:49:03 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 27, 2021, 06:03:29 AM
That reminds me, I have to send a birthday card to a Glaswegian hooker.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 27, 2021, 06:21:31 AM
Is that supposed to be an egg?
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Post by: Cassia on January 27, 2021, 07:00:15 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 27, 2021, 06:21:31 AM
Is that supposed to be an egg?
I think it is, LOL.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2021, 12:59:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2021, 02:51:53 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 28, 2021, 04:01:16 PM
My comment was worse, lol. Guys, you don't really realise that you -and hundreds of people- completely misunderstand this tweet? He means the ancestors he was told about. Why would anyone try to specify their ancestry in a tweet in the first place? In a tiny space and a platform that would attract negative respond in anyway, whatever they write. And instead of thinking that first, why do you automatically assume the poster is using the word as a general noun without knowing what he is writing because of course he is stupid, just because someone else suggested it? There is nothing funny or stupid about that comment. It's actually stupid to take it this way.

OK. I'm not trying to offend anyone or exclude myself from obviously a common human behaviour. :lol: Yes, it is just a post in funny pics. I'm trying to make a point because it is also a perfect example of a mechanism. Are you aware of the level of literal thinking in this? This is the exact way of thinking why/how we clash with believers of any kind here. The connection between the reception of that post to the meme culture is not really different than how religous iconography works. :lol:


Quote from: Hydra009 on January 28, 2021, 02:51:53 PM

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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 28, 2021, 06:25:10 PM
Oldie but a goodie

Always brings a smile to my face.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2021, 08:54:40 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 29, 2021, 10:00:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2021, 11:42:04 PM
They could actually be really great heroes if they kept their end goals within reason and didn't resort to crime.  Let cooler heads prevail.  :P
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 30, 2021, 12:22:37 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 29, 2021, 11:42:04 PM
They could actually be really great heroes if they kept their end goals within reason and didn't resort to crime.  Let cooler heads prevail.  :P

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2021, 10:00:16 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 31, 2021, 07:42:19 AM
Rotate left and out.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 02, 2021, 03:33:13 PM


ðŸ¤"
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2021, 10:45:29 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 06, 2021, 11:25:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 06, 2021, 11:38:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2021, 06:54:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2021, 03:01:04 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 09, 2021, 04:37:46 AM
Those legos are not small enough. That's not really painful. I have been thinking that every time I look that pic.../ off my chest.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2021, 01:17:35 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 11, 2021, 06:21:43 AM
Best I ever saw was a guy wearing USN dress white uniform. Down both legs and a puddle behind his shoes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2021, 01:50:20 PM


What if the idea that there is a trap is itself a trap?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2021, 05:48:42 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 13, 2021, 08:13:49 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on February 14, 2021, 05:49:08 PM
I knew there was a reason I didn't like Arsenal... :P

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2021, 07:12:06 PM


I like lavender too, ngl.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2021, 09:07:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2021, 07:23:28 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 15, 2021, 09:08:55 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 15, 2021, 09:11:41 PM
Swooshed me.
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Post by: aitm on February 16, 2021, 07:53:34 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on February 15, 2021, 09:08:55 PM

I not good at regular chess, in this case I would be the “proverbial” pigeon.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2021, 12:42:11 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 17, 2021, 10:34:40 AM
Meanwhile...the most important topic of human culture...

"...No other topic on this website has been asked for that often, than the average size of a male genital. ..."

https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php
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Post by: aitm on February 17, 2021, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 17, 2021, 10:34:40 AM
Meanwhile...the most important topic of human culture...

"...No other topic on this website has been asked for that often, than the average size of a male genital. ..."

https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php
Well....I must say, I am highly offended at myself.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 17, 2021, 06:00:39 PM
Well, no wonder I was a hit with the ladies.
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Post by: Shiranu on February 17, 2021, 06:58:59 PM
Conservatives: "We hate cancel culture! We are being oppressed!!!"

Also Conservatives:

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2021, 07:03:44 PM
Weird how they people who bought into McCarthyism are now complaining about getting cancelled lol.

Edit - remember the furor about the Dixie Chicks?  Or the time they tried to get Sean Gunn fired or Stephen Colbert fired?
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Post by: Shiranu on February 17, 2021, 08:01:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 17, 2021, 07:03:44 PM
Weird how they people who bought into McCarthyism are now complaining about getting cancelled lol.

Edit - remember the furor about the Dixie Chicks?  Or the time they tried to get Sean Gunn fired or Stephen Colbert fired?

Yep.

Projection is the single, unifying defining feature of Republicans/Conservatives, from working poor voter to inside trader Senator, imo. They might have slightly different ideological beliefs or be Republican for different motives... but projecting their flaws on others is something every one of them does regardless of their socio-economic-political standing.
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 17, 2021, 08:39:18 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on February 17, 2021, 08:01:26 PM
Yep.

Projection is the single, unifying defining feature of Republicans/Conservatives, from working poor voter to inside trader Senator, imo. They might have slightly different ideological beliefs or be Republican for different motives... but projecting their flaws on others is something every one of them does regardless of their socio-economic-political standing.
No like button, so----!!!! Yep, yep, yep. 
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 17, 2021, 10:06:25 PM
"We have found they make decisions on emotions, not logic."

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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2021, 05:37:02 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on February 17, 2021, 06:58:59 PM
Conservatives: "We hate cancel culture! We are being oppressed!!!"

Also Conservatives:



Considering the natural amount of conservatives in any field that requires reasoning, logic and reading comprehension skills, now I'm curious about the job. I have better reading comprehension skills in English than some of those senators.   

Is that 'Superior' remark a some sort of a euphemism for 'divine'?
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 18, 2021, 11:07:53 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on February 17, 2021, 06:58:59 PM
Conservatives: "We hate cancel culture! We are being oppressed!!!"

Also Conservatives:



Yeah, stupid Liberals and their...what do they call it? Empathy? Better to make decisions based on willful ignorance and bad statistics, like Conservatives do!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2021, 10:14:53 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 18, 2021, 11:22:12 PM


In case you're missing the context, Ted Cruz took his family on a vacation during a statewide crisis in Texas, where many people are stuck without power or water during a very unusually cold week. He's been taking a lot of flack for that. Personally, I don't really think it was that big of a deal. He wasn't gone very long, and it's not like the guy is going to do any good for us here anyway. Doubt he or the governor will do anything to make things better, much less prevent this from happening again. Still, I found this whole situation hilarious. Any reason to shit on Cruz, I'm up for. lol
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Post by: Shiranu on February 19, 2021, 12:20:20 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 18, 2021, 10:14:53 PM


Bruhhh lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2021, 03:07:40 PM


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Post by: Unbeliever on February 19, 2021, 11:07:11 PM
When the going got tough, Ted cruised.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2021, 11:22:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 19, 2021, 11:07:11 PM
When the going got tough, Ted cruised.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 19, 2021, 11:40:09 PM
Unfortunately, Cruz has four years left in his current term, and the memories of Republican voters likely won't last that long.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 20, 2021, 12:39:44 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 19, 2021, 11:40:09 PM
Unfortunately, Cruz has four years left in his current term, and the memories of Republican voters likely won't last that long.

I remember when Cruz's "assistant" accidentally shared a PornHub video on social media. lol. People seemed to forget that story exceptionally quick.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 20, 2021, 01:57:34 AM
Also, apparently, the family dog was abandoned on Cruz' attempt to go AWOL. lol. Just keeps getting better.

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Post by: Shiranu on February 20, 2021, 11:06:37 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 20, 2021, 10:27:25 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 20, 2021, 01:57:34 AM
Also, apparently, the family dog was abandoned on Cruz' attempt to go AWOL. lol. Just keeps getting better.


I heard there was some security guy who was looking after the dog, but I don't know how much truth there is in that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 21, 2021, 08:57:59 AM
Pet sitters aren't that uncommon, there are hundreds of them in St. Louis alone.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 21, 2021, 12:29:06 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 21, 2021, 08:57:59 AM
Pet sitters aren't that uncommon, there are hundreds of them in St. Louis alone.

Yeah, my parents have sitters come visit the house to take care of the pets while they're gone on vacation, and if my parents can afford that, Cruz definitely can. I just find this funny. What next? Are we going to discover an infant left alone on the balcony? lol
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 21, 2021, 09:54:43 PM



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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2021, 10:36:41 PM
The smart thing to do with borderline-sapient AI is to develop it in a simulation and then terminate the simulation if it goes Skynet.  After it has been people-trained a %n of times, then release it into Alabama (the uppermost sim) and see what happens then.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 21, 2021, 10:48:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 21, 2021, 10:36:41 PM
The smart thing to do with borderline-sapient AI is to develop it in a simulation and then terminate the simulation if it goes Skynet.  After it has been people-trained a %n of times, then release it into Alabama (the uppermost sim) and see what happens then.




(This is what it has come to)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2021, 08:14:16 AM
I have a sample group that any AI could outsmart in a Planck time.
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Post by: Cassia on February 22, 2021, 01:49:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2021, 12:12:33 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 23, 2021, 07:15:11 AM
Thank you! I always think "It that's wrong someone will swoop in." Didn't know it had a formal name.
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 23, 2021, 09:01:40 AM
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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Post by: aitm on February 23, 2021, 05:37:36 PM
 I don’t think the guy got the sarcasm intended.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2021, 05:47:06 PM
Quote from: aitm on February 23, 2021, 05:37:36 PMI don’t think the guy got the sarcasm intended.
It wasn't so much sarcasm as it was a demonstration of the idea.

Sarcasm is stating the opposite of what you believe is true, often for comedic purposes or to express criticism.
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Post by: aitm on February 23, 2021, 06:00:44 PM
Well.....then “I” read it sarcastically......so there.🧐
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Post by: Cassia on February 24, 2021, 10:38:31 PM
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Post by: Cassia on February 24, 2021, 10:48:23 PM
Poor Tiger Woods
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Post by: trdsf on February 25, 2021, 12:40:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 11, 2021, 01:17:35 AM

I laughed at that a LOT harder than I really should have... XD
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 25, 2021, 02:26:49 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 25, 2021, 07:52:22 AM
I hope that person can't get their car started. They would be out driving and that's frightening.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 25, 2021, 08:54:37 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 25, 2021, 02:26:49 AM


There is a reason some cars have "dummy lights" rather than gauges.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 25, 2021, 12:28:32 PM
The owner's manual will give you acceptable operating ranges.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 25, 2021, 09:46:37 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 26, 2021, 11:38:05 AM
Wheeze, wheeze, my flippers hurt, wheeze!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2021, 07:26:14 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2021, 07:30:41 AM
That's a chainsaw, I suspect. And one strong dude.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 28, 2021, 12:24:18 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 01, 2021, 08:13:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 02, 2021, 01:44:22 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 02, 2021, 01:44:09 PM


Primary colors aren't for everyone.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 02, 2021, 01:46:07 PM
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Post by: Cassia on March 04, 2021, 12:33:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2021, 03:14:10 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 04, 2021, 03:57:50 PM
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Oh, that little shih tzu.
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Post by: aitm on March 04, 2021, 08:33:17 PM
Being an unabashed dog lover...that would have freaked me the fuck out.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2021, 12:58:22 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 07, 2021, 02:32:42 AM
I haven't seen it yet. Just the first ep. *Working frenzy.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 07, 2021, 06:55:29 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2021, 07:14:50 PM
Too much crack for this ragdoll.

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Post by: Shiranu on March 07, 2021, 07:20:48 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 07, 2021, 10:22:59 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 08, 2021, 05:10:35 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2021, 07:14:50 PM
Too much crack for this ragdoll.



Is that reversed editted, or does she really crawl back?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 08, 2021, 05:59:35 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 08, 2021, 05:10:35 AM
Is that reversed editted, or does she really crawl back?
The footage starts when she crawls out and it moves so fast I can't spot a splice if there is one. The move would be a typical ragdoll move, they like caving.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 08, 2021, 09:01:26 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2021, 07:14:50 PM
Too much crack for this ragdoll.


Had not known of that cat breed.  She is a beautiful cat--and I want one.  But we are too old for a kitten; it would out live either of us by years, if not decades.  Last cat that owned us was almost 22 when he passed.  I still miss his presence. 
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 08, 2021, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 08, 2021, 05:59:35 AM
The footage starts when she crawls out and it moves so fast I can't spot a splice if there is one. The move would be a typical ragdoll move, they like caving.

Oh that's called caving. Thanks.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 08, 2021, 12:04:36 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 08, 2021, 09:01:26 AM
Had not known of that cat breed.  She is a beautiful cat--and I want one.  But we are too old for a kitten; it would out live either of us by years, if not decades.  Last cat that owned us was almost 22 when he passed.  I still miss his presence.

Twenty-two years? That's a long life for a cat.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 08, 2021, 12:36:37 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 08, 2021, 12:04:36 PM
Twenty-two years? That's a long life for a cat.
Very long time.  I wish it was 32 years tho. :)  He ruled the house--and he let every dog that came into this house that he was in charge--I think we had 5/6 dogs come into the house (all rescue) and they all accepted his rule.  I don't miss the little gifts he'd bring in every now and again, tho......:)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 08, 2021, 12:58:51 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 08, 2021, 09:25:52 AM
Oh that's called caving. Thanks.
It's not official, I think. But people owned by cats are familiar with the concept.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2021, 11:06:09 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2021, 06:54:17 AM
Could be. We Irish age well.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2021, 09:11:31 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 08, 2021, 12:58:51 PM
It's not official, I think. But people owned by cats are familiar with the concept.

Yeah they do it. But none of mine didn't/do that way. I wonder if because all my cats have been strays taken for the street.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2021, 03:58:53 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2021, 09:11:31 AM
Yeah they do it. But none of mine didn't/do that way. I wonder if because all my cats have been strays taken for the street.
It does seem to be a "fluffy home tyrant" type of thing. Ferals are more into fighting with each other.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2021, 01:56:21 AM


I can help you in your fight against this "free weight" if you want.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 11, 2021, 02:26:23 AM
Humans are not apex predators. We are around 2. something with pigs and anchovies? But yeah, foxes don't know about it. 
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 11, 2021, 02:32:22 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2021, 03:58:53 PM
It does seem to be a "fluffy home tyrant" type of thing. Ferals are more into fighting with each other.

If they're raised alone with humans, yeah. Otherwise, they are a pretty developed community with all types of relationships. Especially among females. We get milk mothers often for example. And some fathers who don't eat before mothers and offsprings do. It's fascinating. But they fight pretty ugly. Basically, flying around in blood. Dead bodies are rare, but torn faces are ocassional.

Best apex predator ever. But they are not ferals. I'm talking about strays. They've accepted humans. We have relationships with them, they come to ask for help. Bring their kittens and so on. Feral cats are completely different. They are basically wild animals. They don't get close to humans, ever. Very rare.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 11, 2021, 07:10:44 AM
I adopted a feral once, as a favor to some students in the Vet School at Purdue. They knew the history of this guy back three generation, barn cats. He became my buddy, but he was very hinky around other humans, including my wives.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 11, 2021, 08:22:46 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 11, 2021, 07:10:44 AM
I adopted a feral once, as a favor to some students in the Vet School at Purdue. They knew the history of this guy back three generation, barn cats. He became my buddy, but he was very hinky around other humans, including my wives.

LOL...aw...

Also, 'hinky'? You are doing this on purpose, aren't you? :lol: Not complaining, it is good for me.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 11, 2021, 09:09:02 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 11, 2021, 08:22:46 AM
LOL...aw...

Also, 'hinky'? You are doing this on purpose, aren't you? :lol: Not complaining, it is good for me.
I devoured a dictionary when I was twelve. Six months stay in bed. When I had read everything in the house (BOTH books, my school books, and my brother's school books.) Mom found an old desk dictionary, ~6 inches thick, and told me to start with "A". I finished that just as the full set of World Book encyclopedias arrived.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 11, 2021, 09:38:11 AM
:lol: Nutter. We had Britannica too along with big dictionaries....  but naah we loved the animal encyclopedia. And old national geographics. Library was too adult, we were kept out of it up to around 15. My sister and I used to do this thing with the modern painting coffee table books. Remember those old style, hard cover ones? We would start one by one, and leave this specific one to the end, go through the pages slowly because it had a Dali painting at the end. And all that ritual was to scream like hell, make faces to the pic of that painting for minutes on end. :lol: Gawd...childhood is an amazing thing...

E: Ohhh...there was this japanese art book dad brought from Japan...It had nude figure si nit...we loved that too. But I guess it never felt like something 'naughty' even at that age.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2021, 12:00:53 PM


Once the food is give, you eat no seagull eat.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 11, 2021, 12:44:42 PM
Myeh...I've read that 3 times.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 12, 2021, 06:47:56 AM
If a hacker got into Google Translate he could start World War III.

Which reminds me of another gem from my cousins: "I'm not worried about any Third World War, that's the third world's problem."
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2021, 11:32:32 AM


ðŸ¤"ðŸ¤"
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 12, 2021, 07:41:21 PM


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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 13, 2021, 08:18:53 AM
LOL...I'm stealing that.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 13, 2021, 09:26:36 PM
Yesssssss. Give me those delicious likes.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 14, 2021, 07:35:34 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 14, 2021, 11:44:54 AM


WhAt AbOuT uNiTy?

Funny, Republicans didn't seem very interested in unity when they were the ones in power. It's almost like they just want things their own way and aren't interested in compromise. What do they call people like that? Oh, yeah, obstructionists. But I thought Liberals were supposed to be the obstructionists. Couldn't be projection, could it?
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Post by: Feral Atheist on March 14, 2021, 04:34:04 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 06, 2020, 12:56:37 AM


Wanna know this worst part?  I'm having a really hard time figuring out exactly how this map is incorrect.  All I know is my neck of the woods is 100% correct.  I'm kinda foggy on the rest.
Some states that should be omitted, weren't, specifically Texas and Florida. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2021, 12:07:44 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 15, 2021, 01:34:02 AM


Hail Hydra.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2021, 02:54:43 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 15, 2021, 07:03:53 AM
Well, you have to see "Attack of the Crab Monsters" to understand. The cast spends most of the movie trying to figure out what/whom is/are attacking them. Turns out it was giant telepathic crabs all along.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2021, 09:31:54 PM
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Post by: Cassia on March 16, 2021, 10:47:09 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 16, 2021, 10:49:40 PM
Quote from: Cassia on March 16, 2021, 10:47:09 PM


I've been wearing a cardiac monitor for three weeks, so I relate.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 16, 2021, 11:18:16 PM
Quote from: Cassia on March 16, 2021, 10:47:09 PM

I've had 6 angioplasties (or is it 7??) so I can relate!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2021, 04:47:43 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 17, 2021, 04:58:25 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 17, 2021, 06:13:20 PM
I don't get it.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 17, 2021, 06:32:19 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 17, 2021, 06:13:20 PM
I don't get it.

What's Medusa's hair supposed to be?
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 17, 2021, 10:29:42 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on March 17, 2021, 06:32:19 PM
What's Medusa's hair supposed to be?

Snakes? What does that have to do with Saint Patrick?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2021, 10:38:37 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 17, 2021, 10:29:42 PMSnakes? What does that have to do with Saint Patrick?
Saint Patrick is said to have driven all the snakes out of Ireland (in reality, they weren't able to spread to Ireland and survive, they aren't in Ireland's fossil record) + Medusa is said to have a head full of snakes instead of hair = Saint Patrick inadvertently banishing Medusa's snakes.

My joke played on the same theme - all the members of House Slytherin (snake mascot) have disappeared.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 18, 2021, 03:32:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 20, 2021, 10:49:55 PM
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Post by: Vulcan on March 21, 2021, 12:38:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 15, 2021, 02:54:43 AM


I feel like I can come up with a backstory for why this picture makes sense.

In a world where intelligent alien crabs have slowly come to enslave humanity. Humanity pushed back by denying the intellectual advancement of all "crab folk."

But the "scholastic PMT" didn't work, and the entire world, is ITCHIN' for a hero....
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 21, 2021, 09:42:27 AM
Sounds like the opening of a sequel to "Needle" by Hal Clement.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2021, 01:21:08 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 21, 2021, 01:22:51 PM
Just flexing the perspective muscles.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 21, 2021, 02:16:03 PM
I'm pretty sure Kapersky is just assuming "krabs" is referring to the disease.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2021, 01:57:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2021, 01:57:44 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 22, 2021, 02:20:26 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 22, 2021, 06:52:20 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2021, 07:55:21 AM
Is that Bautista?
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 23, 2021, 10:13:19 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2021, 07:55:21 AM
Is that Bautista?

Yup. He plays Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2021, 10:47:13 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 23, 2021, 10:13:19 AM
Yup. He plays Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy.
He's My Spy!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2021, 01:33:22 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2021, 07:55:21 AM
Is that Bautista?
Where?  I can only see one person in that pic and she's not Bautista.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2021, 01:53:26 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2021, 06:17:20 PM
Six hours? I cut to the portal openings as it is.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2021, 06:35:46 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2021, 06:17:20 PM
Six hours? I cut to the portal openings as it is.
Do you buy stuffed crust pizza, eat the crust, then throw away the rest?
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 23, 2021, 09:56:28 PM
Do they really have that much unused footage on the cutting room floor?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2021, 12:36:51 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 23, 2021, 09:56:28 PM
Do they really have that much unused footage on the cutting room floor?
The theatrical release is 3 hours long.  So, maybe.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 24, 2021, 07:44:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 23, 2021, 06:35:46 PM
Do you buy stuffed crust pizza, eat the crust, then throw away the rest?
No, I throw the crust away.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 24, 2021, 12:09:22 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 24, 2021, 07:44:28 AM
No, I throw the crust away.

You'd better not, if you're paying for stuffed crust. lol
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 25, 2021, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 24, 2021, 12:09:22 PM
You'd better not, if you're paying for stuffed crust. lol
I have no need to eat a whole loaf of bread unless there is no other sustenance available.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2021, 10:34:06 PM


Cape Town is back, baby!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 26, 2021, 02:01:38 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 26, 2021, 07:15:06 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 26, 2021, 02:01:38 AM


LOL! When I am having a rough night at work the Cheetos in the vending machine is what I crave. I don't eat Cheetos at home, I don't even think about them, but at 2 am at work all I want are crunchy Cheetos.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2021, 07:18:41 PM


Once is an accident...
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Post by: Cassia on March 28, 2021, 02:38:14 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 29, 2021, 12:38:56 PM
It is? Which way to Interpretive Dance 101?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 01, 2021, 01:49:27 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2021, 03:13:14 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2021, 03:14:07 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 01, 2021, 04:06:29 PM
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Post by: Cassia on April 01, 2021, 07:31:29 PM
I do love a good catsuit. Managed to simply stroll backstage for a "Clan of Xymox" after-show party. The staff thought I was in the band.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2021, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Cassia on April 01, 2021, 07:31:29 PMI do love a good catsuit.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 01, 2021, 09:05:18 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 01, 2021, 03:14:07 PM


I bet no one's used that D in a while.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2021, 02:39:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2021, 12:22:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2021, 06:58:16 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 07, 2021, 07:23:18 AM
But we actually hit something, Imperial tool.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2021, 07:17:59 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2021, 09:48:44 AM
Golden Huntsman, always happy to help you get your bowels moving. (By showing up on the bog roll.)
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 09, 2021, 08:51:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2021, 09:24:40 PM
^ paid actor
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 10, 2021, 06:36:39 AM
What am I missing?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 10, 2021, 12:11:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 10, 2021, 06:36:39 AM
What am I missing?

He is a real actor anouncing his vaccination via conspiracy joke.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 10, 2021, 01:07:55 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 10, 2021, 12:11:16 PM
He is a real actor anouncing his vaccination via conspiracy joke.

Oh, I've largely ignored that 5G kerfluffle, so it didn't connect. Needs more speed.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 11, 2021, 08:31:14 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 11, 2021, 08:52:25 AM
Even Bruce Banner couldn't handle so much isolation.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2021, 09:37:51 AM


If you buy it tomorrow, you get it yesterday.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 12, 2021, 09:55:57 AM
Unless the USPS loses it.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 12, 2021, 01:57:27 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 12, 2021, 01:59:41 PM
Somebody needs a reality check.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2021, 06:24:32 PM


They took our language right after they took our tea and started boiling it.  :P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 13, 2021, 07:22:03 AM
Why do Americans fail to properly speak a language they claim as their own?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 14, 2021, 12:50:01 PM


Still 100% sane.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2021, 02:20:25 PM
Never been  more than 49%.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 16, 2021, 03:23:53 PM


Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2021, 01:03:22 PM


At first, I thought that there's no way this could be real.  But it's a real tweet from earlier this month.  The audacity...
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2021, 11:17:44 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 18, 2021, 03:21:18 PM
I read "garden kermits". The rest of the post made no sense at all. Damned morphine.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2021, 08:18:11 PM


We used to have a chore wheel, but that didn't really work out.
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Post by: Cassia on April 20, 2021, 10:03:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 20, 2021, 08:18:11 PM


We used to have a chore wheel, but that didn't really work out.
Love this. My mother's parents were 1905 immigrants from the Transylvania region. Like so many, they arrived at Ellis Island with a $5 bill. For some reason the 'old country', languages, and most customs were dropped like a hot 'tater in an effort to become Americans.
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Post by: Cassia on April 20, 2021, 10:23:48 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 21, 2021, 06:20:45 AM
My ancestors changed their last names when they hit Ellis Island. Our original family history ends there.
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Post by: Cassia on April 21, 2021, 08:47:53 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 21, 2021, 06:20:45 AM
My ancestors changed their last names when they hit Ellis Island. Our original family history ends there.
I can certainly understand the excitement the immigrants must have felt. Within 10 years my Romanian grandparents owned and operated a general store in NYC. It would have been interesting to me to have the opportunity to know more about the old country or maybe learn a few languages when I was very young. It must have been pretty bad, since they used all of their money to board the Cunard ship, RMS Pannonia at Trieste and venture to a new world. Everything I know about them is from the ship's passenger list (and that immigration officer had terrible penmanship, LOL) and a few photos. I read that most immigrants were processed within a few hours if they passed the medical exam.
They had their debates over immigration back then as well..


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 21, 2021, 09:14:35 AM
"They're coming here to take our jobs and live on welfare!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 21, 2021, 01:03:19 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 22, 2021, 12:47:46 AM
Quote from: Cassia on April 21, 2021, 08:47:53 AM
I can certainly understand the excitement the immigrants must have felt. Within 10 years my Romanian grandparents owned and operated a general store in NYC. It would have been interesting to me to have the opportunity to know more about the old country or maybe learn a few languages when I was very young. It must have been pretty bad, since they used all of their money to board the Cunard ship, RMS Pannonia at Trieste and venture to a new world. Everything I know about them is from the ship's passenger list (and that immigration officer had terrible penmanship, LOL) and a few photos. I read that most immigrants were processed within a few hours if they passed the medical exam.
They had their debates over immigration back then as well..



Veterans before refugees! Because there's no way we can help both! Nope! We can only help one group of people at a time, and everyone else is just fucked until we're through! /s
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2021, 12:53:51 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 22, 2021, 12:47:46 AM
Veterans before refugees! Because there's no way we can help both! Nope! We can only help one group of people at a time, and everyone else is just fucked until we're through! /s
Also, it's socialism if the veteran gets help and therefore verboten (though one wonders how wars are funded).  Thus speaks the politicians with socialized healthcare and the wealthy who can afford the best of care out of pocket.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2021, 07:12:18 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 22, 2021, 12:47:46 AM
Veterans before refugees! Because there's no way we can help both! Nope! We can only help one group of people at a time, and everyone else is just fucked until we're through! /s
The cartoon doesn't mention veterans. Just sayin'.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 22, 2021, 07:22:50 AM
I thought it showed immigrants taken to the army as soon as they step on land without much choice, no? I mean if you were straving in the old world, and came to US with family, most men would go without question to send money to their families. 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2021, 08:18:16 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 22, 2021, 07:22:50 AM
I thought it showed immigrants taken to the army as soon as they step on land without much choice, no? I mean if you were straving in the old world, and came to US with family, most men would go without question to send money to their families. 
No, it's the same as the GOP's "immigrants come to the US to take our jobs and live off welfare." "Army" is shorthand for a mass of people in this case, and an attempt to dignify the American unemployed. Not that it's "Flood" vs. "Army". (We looked at similar when I was at Purdue.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 22, 2021, 06:01:18 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2021, 10:43:23 AM


🎵 Internet heroes of genius 🎶
Today, we salute you, political nut with a sub-elementary understanding of biology.
What you lack in knowledge, you make up for in bravado.
You don't know the meaning of surrender
Because books are for nerds.
So fearlessly walk through that patch of poison ivy
And into our twitter feeds, you brave warrior
While your compatriots may die by the score,
Your ignorance never will.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2021, 10:49:36 AM
I didn't get anything from this.

Quote from: Blackleaf on April 22, 2021, 06:01:18 PM

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2021, 11:08:59 AM
Bass, a deep voice or sound.
Bass, a big mouth fish.

It took me a minute.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2021, 11:23:50 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2021, 10:49:36 AM
I didn't get anything from this.
It's a pun.  Bass is a type of fish and bass (pronounced base) is low pitch sound.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2021, 01:31:43 PM
Ohh...lol. It doesn't sound even remotely close to that in my tongue. Levrek. I'm curious how different the taste is.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2021, 02:04:17 PM
Well, largemouth bass is a fighting fish, and prized for that so much that people put them back if they show truly high levels of fight, but the flesh is largely indistinguishable from crappie and the like.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2021, 02:08:02 PM
I was looking up fish names...it's useless to look for accurate translation. Like natural bushes and trees. They have so many names, local, general...different ones for every size. I don't even know the original names in my own tongue.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 23, 2021, 02:27:55 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2021, 03:04:05 PM
Is this too dark to post here?

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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2021, 03:06:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2021, 03:24:29 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2021, 03:04:05 PMIs this too dark to post here?
Not even close.  That's like 2/10 dark imo.  Plus, it's technically a darwin award, which makes it less care-about-able imo.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2021, 03:29:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 23, 2021, 03:24:29 PM
Not even close.  That's like 2/10 dark imo.  Plus, it's technically a darwin award, which makes it less care-about-able imo.
Yeah, this is funny dark:

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2021, 03:46:08 PM
My kind of dark humor is more like Julius Caesar at a dinner party, discussing what is the best way to die.  Caesar said that it would be best if it were sudden and unexpected.  And he said it right next to one of his future assassins.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 23, 2021, 04:13:29 PM
My kind of dark.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2021, 04:14:50 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2021, 04:38:46 PM
I didn't know they made a zombie movie.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2021, 04:40:29 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 23, 2021, 04:43:48 PM
It's real...

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Post by: Cassia on April 23, 2021, 05:15:03 PM



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Post by: Cassia on April 23, 2021, 05:43:10 PM
I like my humor to be very dark sometimes....
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2021, 01:11:01 AM


It's still 13, right?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2021, 03:33:18 AM
This is an interesting subject. I can't think of an example of 'dark humour'. But what I find 'dark' are the posting memes, gifs that include bad, natural human condition, something that cannot be helped, a desperate situation as humour. Stuff includes handicapped people, people with some different natural physical trait, a bad accident... The thing is, it is not actually an emotional response. It's not. (I've been told that many times, lol.) I find it stupid. And I mean awful, genuine stupidity at that. Because it is something that cannot be changed, intervened or worked for. Nobody has/can have an effect on it. Does that make any sense?

I think, almost nothing is just a stand alone 'product' to me in this sense though. Somebody made/wrote that -whatever it is- and the person who made it in there with the person who posted it, along with me. It's a conversation between multiple entities in some situation.

For example, when GSO posts something like that -above the dark humour post- I automatically think/see it with him thinking/feeling the meme in some spatial sense, like sitting at at table with his husband somewhere back in the scene. I automatically see/think of Hydra watching Ceasar in the party with the assassin, looking back and forth between them and then turn his head in a bady way not to look and disappear from the scene. Cassia's feels like she puts fixed postits between some busy work, coming and going without spending much time. This is not something fixed about people and changes all the time of course. Sometimes it's very vivid, sometimes very vague or nonexistent. It's about the 'geist' that person reflects periods in general I guess. It constantly changes. It's about the general experience of them.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 24, 2021, 06:42:29 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2021, 03:33:18 AM
For example, when GSO posts something like that -above the dark humour post- I automatically think/see it with him thinking/feeling the meme in some spatial sense, like sitting at at table with his husband somewhere back in the scene.

Pretty accurate. When posted that I was at the kitchen counter with my Surface tablet while my husband prepared dinner.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2021, 07:21:22 AM
We used to tell dirty jokes, relay unlikely situations (usually involving your mother) and ... altered ... lyrics to popular songs. The alternative was to go completely sane and kill ourselves.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2021, 07:26:44 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 24, 2021, 01:11:01 AM
It's still 13, right?

It's still 16 here.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2021, 07:27:35 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2021, 07:21:22 AM
We used to tell dirty jokes, relay unlikely situations (usually involving your mother) and ... altered ... lyrics to popular songs. The alternative was to go completely sane and kill ourselves.

Well, that's dark.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2021, 01:16:02 PM


She's got the life.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2021, 02:06:11 PM
Not that hard to ask a judge to correct an error.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2021, 02:22:24 PM
They can start to pronounce it in a different way and pretend it is a long forgotten, exotic name...lol. Like 'Khornn'. The sound is nice.
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Post by: aitm on April 24, 2021, 02:47:22 PM
It won’t be long until interpretation is wide open.....”Is your name Korn”?
“It’s pronounced Jacob”
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2021, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2021, 02:06:11 PM
Not that hard to ask a judge to correct an error.
Error or happy accident?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 24, 2021, 03:24:30 PM
Let's hope the error wasn't the baby's name was supposed to be spelled "Corn".
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Post by: trdsf on April 24, 2021, 04:41:56 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on April 24, 2021, 03:24:30 PM
Let's hope the error wasn't the baby's name was supposed to be spelled "Corn".
Trust me, that's mild in comparison to some of the names I've seen, some of which I think should be the basis of an emotional abuse investigation by our agency.  Get a fucking Cabbage Patch Kid if you want to name a kid something "cute" or "funny", and give your child a sane name that they don't have to adopt a nickname to get around.

I believe all people should be allowed one free legal name change between the ages of 18 and 21.  Because holy fuck.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 24, 2021, 05:36:29 PM
I met a kid whose name was Spock. He was homeschooled.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 24, 2021, 05:58:06 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 24, 2021, 05:36:29 PM
I met a kid whose name was Spock. He was homeschooled.
...in the city of Shi'Kahr on the planet Vulcan.
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Post by: trdsf on April 25, 2021, 01:11:01 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 24, 2021, 05:36:29 PM
I met a kid whose name was Spock. He was homeschooled.
Still mild.  I can't even give some examples I've seen because they're so unique/misspelled/mental it could identify the child.  I can say that no child's name should begin with the letters 'Xz'.  'X', yes.  'Z', yes.  'Xz', no.

Have seen it.  More than once.  One of 'em I calculated was worth about 40 points in Scrabble without double or triple letter or word squares.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 25, 2021, 02:26:55 AM
I've encountered La-sha, pronounced "Ladasha".

The most unfortunate legal name of some I have actually met is a white guy named LaPrecious. They didn't even use the masculine definite article "le" instead of "la". He goes by Buddy.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 25, 2021, 03:24:31 AM
 I have strong feelings about this. Names are very powerful, we are simple beings. With mine, I've always felt like, feel like that it wasn't given to me, but I was just born with it. It also fits my surname in sound and meaning in an weird way with my personality. Not something in plain sight or even positive...tsk...lol. It's hard to explain. But it's just me. Probably because of all that, I can't even imagine to be called anything else. Interestingly enough, more than a few people who know me have voiced the same thing along my life. But I never had a nickname. Maybe there is something better fitting in that department who knows. 

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2021, 05:16:17 PM


Huge, huge amounts of megapixels!  So many megapixels, you won't believe it.
Tough, drop resistant* case!
Fastest smartphone chip** in the world!
Advanced retina-tracking technology pioneered by the NSA!
All on America's 5G network (as opposed to its tin can network) so you can download, upload, stream, share, play, and uhh download to all your friends!
You can even create your very own movies!  Just make 'em quick, because this bad boy has an almost 10 minute battery life and lacks a headphone jack.

*in tests, it survives a drop of 6 inches onto a pillow with no noticeable damage about 80% of the time.  Case sold separately.
** at the time this phone was being developed, which was 5 years ago
*** we're legally required to inform you of the fire risk associated with this product
**** Phone charger sold separately for environmental reasons
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2021, 01:06:57 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2021, 07:56:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2021, 04:53:42 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 28, 2021, 01:50:28 PM
For Drunkenshoe.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 28, 2021, 02:20:22 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on April 28, 2021, 01:50:28 PM
For Drunkenshoe.



=

What makes a good counselor? -This theory, that theory. -No, this school, that school. -No, hard science, soft science... No, this self help, that slef help.

-Um...30 years of experience?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 28, 2021, 02:29:25 PM
It's a joke.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 28, 2021, 02:44:07 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on April 28, 2021, 02:29:25 PM
It's a joke.

I think you misunderstand my joke, GSO. It was supposed to be completely positive. You have 30 years of experience in the field and that's a spot on about a struggle.

E: The last line was supposed to be yours. None of it, but that.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 28, 2021, 02:50:39 PM
Sorry, I didn't get the joke. My bad.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 28, 2021, 02:57:11 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on April 28, 2021, 02:50:39 PM
Sorry, I didn't get the joke. My bad.

It's actually my bad. I tried not to make it so obvious, because I can't feel confident about the right cultural codes in a converstaion like that at some point. But I should have. Kinda felt it. It's fine. :)
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 28, 2021, 04:58:50 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 30, 2021, 11:12:02 AM
Marie Kondo, 2035:

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Post by: Shiranu on April 30, 2021, 02:01:53 PM
We've done it lads, we have become an equal society; we have acknowledged that gays can commit war crimes just as good as the straights. <3 <3 <3





(Disclaimer: I realize most military personal are not involved in combat, it's a joke about celebrating equality in an organization who's primary role is to destroy and kill)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 30, 2021, 04:46:30 PM
But it can be fun, too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 30, 2021, 09:13:11 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on April 30, 2021, 02:01:53 PM
We've done it lads, we have become an equal society; we have acknowledged that gays can commit war crimes just as good as the straights. <3 <3 <3
Be the change you want to see in the world.  *tongue firmly in cheek*
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Post by: Cassia on April 30, 2021, 10:28:13 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 01, 2021, 12:42:32 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2021, 03:04:22 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 01, 2021, 07:33:39 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 01, 2021, 07:35:09 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2021, 07:14:48 AM
Posted by a Brit to Brits after one of those American youth are stupid videos,lol.

https://youtu.be/0-eU7C2VsJM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 02, 2021, 07:45:37 AM
If you get a group that's out of grade school the results might be better?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2021, 08:08:48 AM
Honestly, I don't like these kinds of videos. But in that convo it was really funny ...and you know what, this would be the result in every European country. But it is always American vids...So the poster was annoyed about that too. After all teenagers, man. We have all been there.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 02, 2021, 11:38:46 AM
*remembers being a teen and being brutally drilled on geography and history, having to do quizzes where I had to label every central/south American country from the top of my head.  <70% was a failing grade, so getting less than 8 out of 10 right was considered "stupid"*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 02, 2021, 12:43:49 PM
"How can you have pudding if you don't eat your meat!"
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 02, 2021, 01:17:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 02, 2021, 11:38:46 AM
*remembers being a teen and being brutally drilled on geography and history, having to do quizzes where I had to label every central/south American country from the top of my head.  <70% was a failing grade, so getting less than 8 out of 10 right was considered "stupid"*
I remember the same.  Plus we had to know all the states and their capitols. 

I do remember reading a study of a country labeling test given to the West Point cadets.  What stuck with me was that 5% mislabeled The Soviet Union!  This was approx. 30 yrs. ago.  How could any West Point cadet not know where the Soviet Union was in those days?????
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 02, 2021, 01:45:47 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 02, 2021, 01:17:37 PM
I remember the same.  Plus we had to know all the states and their capitols.
Yep.  And then we get stuck with politicians who don't know if Puerto Rico is part of the US, confuse the Baltic states with the Balkans, somehow think that Colorado borders Mexico, can't name a single current foreign leader, and seriously claim that wifi causes cancer.

It's like giving a group presentation and the worst member has the mic the entire time and won't let go.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 02, 2021, 03:24:31 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2021, 08:08:48 AM
Honestly, I don't like these kinds of videos. But in that convo it was really funny ...and you know what, this would be the result in every European country. But it is always American vids...So the poster was annoyed about that too. After all teenagers, man. We have all been there.

Of course these aren't representative of a population and designed for laughs, still I sometimes find these videos shocking.

https://youtu.be/kRh1zXFKC_o
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Post by: aitm on May 02, 2021, 04:10:41 PM
Yeah, there was a time when I knew all the caps of all the states and all the countries....hell I can’t name half the states anymore.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 02, 2021, 06:19:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 03, 2021, 10:08:09 AM
Facepalm, oxygen edition:



When patients use oxygen, where does it go?  Nobody knows!  And I don't wanna talk to a scientist, those guys lying and getting me pissed!

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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 03, 2021, 10:09:29 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 02, 2021, 11:38:46 AM
*remembers being a teen and being brutally drilled on geography and history, having to do quizzes where I had to label every central/south American country from the top of my head.  <70% was a failing grade, so getting less than 8 out of 10 right was considered "stupid"*

Quote from: Mike Cl on May 02, 2021, 01:17:37 PM
I remember the same.  Plus we had to know all the states and their capitols. 

I do remember reading a study of a country labeling test given to the West Point cadets.  What stuck with me was that 5% mislabeled The Soviet Union!  This was approx. 30 yrs. ago.  How could any West Point cadet not know where the Soviet Union was in those days?????

Yeah, but you wouldn't be able to command that 'information' like you do today then, when you just have learned it. You have used it over and over again  for so long, it's become a part of your general knowledge. You can forget your name because of an accident, you won't forget that. It is far more rare in amnesia. You see it as a whole. Not like some bits of puzzle in an uncovered map as kids do. That's how knowledge works. Time and usage are very important with knowledge. 

But that's not the point. Those videos are made with certain agendas. And it is rarely about how bad the education somewhere is. If that is the problem, we don't need any specific nation; Tik Tok generation is the same everywhere. But we have been watching the same 'Americans are morons' videos since my early 20s. Or how stupid people are anywhere out of the Western countries, compared to some iq tests, lol. Brits or Americans...Those kids are not even paying attention to the questions they are asked. They hear continet, but understand country because they think of the world as places they hear and see around the most. Some would even look at some names as political ones, so not suitable to say in front of a camera. Even adults would do that. They all know the difference between a continent and a country. All they see is that somebody's recording them to post somewhere, paying them a public attention.

A good video of that sort would be one which most people say: 'I don't know' if they can't get it in 5 secs, not trying to say something just the heck of it. 

"Back then"...yeah back then it was better all around. Let me give an example. Additional to all that, I also had to study physics, math, chemistry and biology. In another language. In Literature Class, no less. And Literature Class meant 'the lazy idiots' in my generation. Which is pretty accurate if you ask me. What do I know? The other classes were Math and Science Classes.

From that generation, among the kids like my sister and several friends who attended Science or Math classes got in above average universities abroad very easily, because they could pass English. If you can pass an international English tests, it means you went to a private school or better a state college (high school; kolej). Overwhelming amount of these kids were from middle class or higher. Most couldn't get in of course, no English, but for what's needed STEM wise was what they studied in a public high school and that was taught in universites in first years. 

Of course, these kids had to pass special tests besides English. Like math. So you have a funny picture. A childhood friend of mine did the math full and she was applying for psychology. OK, I accept that an exception but it was pretty funny considering the average and the top bar. Or in chem with my sis.   

So in 90s, the people who got into STEM education abroad, esp. for majors, practically slept in first years. Got pretty successful, found jobs very easily. More experience. These kids got around with their high school basic only and started to build on earlier. They've mostly become middle or higher class Americans. You couldn't tell their ethnic roots. They are all around but Americans don't even see them as immigrants because they're white. There are more extreme examples, like people who worked for science commitee to people who earned millions... but personally related, so not my place. American people can't even imagine Turkish people in this position among them, can they? Nobody would think Mid E immigrants looking at them. My sister has never actually lived an immigrant life in the US. Of course, this would all have been different in Europe. (Maybe a bit different in Germany for Turks, for Indians in Brtian.) But oh well, it is America.

Why is this important. Perspective, perception. Politics. So with Americans, like the middle easterners, exactly the same bullshit has been going on in a different way. You are a close society, and an easy target for obvious reasons. Common intelligence of a society or its stupidity is not measured by asking trivial questions to random young people on street. It cannot be measured. Education is a social and a politcial concept to say the least, it is very complicated. This kind of stuff doesn't have one good intention in it. It's a pure political behaviour, and a learned one.

Do you think Creationism, esp. in education is a threat in the US only concerning Western Cultures? It's been gaining power there from Scandinavia to Netherlands, not to mention others. Have you ever seen it expressed as an open issue? And the moment you look into it, you are bombarded by pieces that for some reason jump to American creationists and US based intelligent design groups in the second paragraph, their influence and of course Islamic communities supporting it happen. Poor Europeans, they are being tricked into creationism by evil Americans and muslims are helping them. Yeah...it is pretty much like the other subject.

Having said all that, as a specific white Brit group thinks their kids are more intelligent than any other nation's, that vid was a good one to post to a white, mainly brexit group. Yeah, there are healthy, real people there too. But I admit, I personally found it hillarious. Because first of all, they are not as carefree as Americans with this stuff. LOL Americans wouldn't give a damn, maybe express worry generally, they would post it themselves.

It just gets on my nerves. Like almost everything else, lol. Anyway, enough Europe bashing for one day.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 03, 2021, 08:37:20 PM


Let's just say that you don't pay...with money.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 04, 2021, 06:09:38 AM
Beware people with the knuckle disease.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2021, 10:10:16 AM
All I'm thinking that we would be all over in that shop the moment we had eyes on it... LOL Like a beginning of a lame slasher movie. Gawd... so much fun.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2021, 10:29:38 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2021, 10:10:16 AMAll I'm thinking that we would be all over in that shop the moment we had eyes on it...
Books and closeouts, I'd be on that like white on rice!
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 04, 2021, 10:49:43 AM
Let's just say that Needful Things always has something just for you.  The proprietor of the shop makes sure of that!  (Story by the one and only Stephen King)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2021, 11:11:27 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2021, 10:49:43 AM
Let's just say that Needful Things always has something just for you.  The proprietor of the shop makes sure of that!  (Story by the one and only Stephen King)

You think he didn't know that when he wrote it? :lol:
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2021, 11:36:46 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2021, 11:41:51 AM
I think we all agree with Arora on principle? I mean she has a point. (Take that Math!)

E: (She means pre 9/11, in 20th century, she was aging normally. Less stress.)
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2021, 12:47:41 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2021, 11:41:51 AM
I think we all agree with Arora on principle? I mean she has a point. (Take that Math!)

E: (She means pre 9/11, in 20th century, she was aging normally. Less stress.)
There's a meme to that effect, that shows old-looking people in stressful occupations and then saying that in reality, they're actually quite young.

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Post by: Mike Cl on May 04, 2021, 01:17:28 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2021, 11:11:27 AM
You think he didn't know that when he wrote it? :lol:
I thought Hydra knew--didn't know if anybody else did.  Just being helpful. :)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2021, 01:54:44 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on May 04, 2021, 01:17:28 PM
I thought Hydra knew--didn't know if anybody else did.  Just being helpful. :)

LOL I mean King knew that we -all humanity- would be all over in a shop of that sort the moment we saw it in the real world. Exactly for the reasons Hydra described it. Closeout, book bin, every kind of old stuff, toys, old stationary, old, heavy metal pencil sharpeners, old notebooks, new notebooks, old stuff, anything that actually doesn't work to do anything, anything that actually has never worked, old stationary, so called antiques, new bullshit collection stuff, esp. cheap ones, old stationary...in a mist filled, yellow lighted, vintage shop...ya kiddin' me? Here's my soul, sir. Who cares about something eternal. I know King knew about the simple attraction of all that. I know that shop exists on a planet at some corner of the universe. No, I'm not crazy. I'm very serious.

E: Fossils, I forgot fossils. That is important.

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2021, 03:33:18 PM
Royals got up to some weird stuff:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empress_Elisabeth_of_Austria#Beauty
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2021, 09:01:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 05, 2021, 12:12:31 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 05, 2021, 04:07:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 06, 2021, 01:17:32 AM

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Post by: Shiranu on May 06, 2021, 01:42:14 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 06, 2021, 01:17:32 AM



Sounds like a few weekends I've had.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 06, 2021, 11:38:55 PM
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Post by: trdsf on May 07, 2021, 02:25:50 AM
I keep a bird feeder in my living room window, and I rather forgot that when I moved the old stereo, it would make that window accessible to Althea.

So I'm dutifully working from home when I hear a *BONK*scrabblescrabblescrabble and what Fuzz-For-Brains has done is first taken a header into the window trying to get at the sparrow on the feeder, and then lost what few dignity points she had left after that trying to hang on to a plaster wall with no clawholds.  Needless to say, it ended in a disgruntled heap on the floor.

Here, the Mighty Huntress lies in wait...

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 07, 2021, 08:31:25 AM
I scatter bird chow on the lawn, squirrels and rabbits get a shot and it's not so close to the window that the titan would try to ambush something.

The titan, Clyde:



One meter from nose to tip of tail. 26 pounds, vet says he doesn't need to lose weight. Those are 27" monitors behind him.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 07, 2021, 08:31:51 AM
I wish we had IMGFIT on this forum!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2021, 12:57:16 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2021, 07:26:24 AM
"The hippies of the sea", according to one oceanographer, "they're stoned all the time."
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2021, 04:05:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2021, 11:16:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2021, 12:21:06 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2021, 09:28:38 AM


Fellas, is it gay to like bread and chickpea dip?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 12, 2021, 09:38:51 AM
Depend on how you eat that bread.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2021, 10:57:30 AM
I mean, chick is literally in the name, so even then...
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 12, 2021, 11:25:46 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2021, 11:56:35 AM
Every state is either fully pre-revolution or post-revolution.  There's nothing in between.

It would be impossible for states to ever come into existence because they'd have to invent every department/institution simultaneously.

And if Americans came from Europe, why does Europe still exist?

Madagascar has existed in its current form for millennia.  Scientists can't explain that!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 12, 2021, 01:30:58 PM
"fully pre-revolution" implies that the state will eventually have a revolution.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 12, 2021, 06:27:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 12, 2021, 09:28:38 AM


Fellas, is it gay to like bread and chickpea dip?

No. She is just dumb.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 12, 2021, 06:33:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 12, 2021, 11:56:35 AM
Every state is either fully pre-revolution or post-revolution.  There's nothing in between. ...

Humans kind to have a tendency to name all that shit in between, the lack of it, and what's around too. They also write a lot of fiction about it. Then they make movies and tv shows about them. Then they take those in between and create other in betweens, arounds... to make more fiction, movies and tv shows about it in completely different times and spaces. Sometimes, they make it good.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2021, 06:47:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2021, 04:44:11 PM


Battle of Los Obvious
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2021, 01:14:06 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 14, 2021, 01:21:45 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2021, 03:52:57 PM


Me describing my RTS matches to non-gamers
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Post by: trdsf on May 14, 2021, 08:19:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 14, 2021, 03:52:57 PM


Me describing my RTS matches to non-gamers
Sounds like a new version of rock paper scissors to me...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 15, 2021, 06:37:51 AM
Quote from: trdsf on May 14, 2021, 08:19:08 PM
Sounds like a new version of rock paper scissors to me...
Or the Kentucky State Legislature.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2021, 10:36:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2021, 06:04:03 PM


Biology is hard.
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Post by: aitm on May 16, 2021, 06:41:28 PM
Stupid humans......everyone knows Democrats eat human eggs for breakfast....and babies for dinner.....and a nice carrot salad for lunch....have to watch the waist line.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 16, 2021, 11:44:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 16, 2021, 06:04:03 PM


Biology is hard.

Technically speaking, the more appropriate term is ovum.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 17, 2021, 12:09:11 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 16, 2021, 11:44:25 PMTechnically speaking, the more appropriate term is ovum.
Ovum is egg in latin.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 17, 2021, 06:20:36 AM
You just ruined breakfast.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 17, 2021, 02:40:40 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 17, 2021, 03:51:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2021, 10:42:38 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 18, 2021, 01:08:55 PM
:coffeespray:
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Post by: aitm on May 18, 2021, 02:07:11 PM
That a good one...itsa going on fb.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2021, 01:00:47 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 19, 2021, 04:14:53 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 20, 2021, 05:07:32 AM
In the "It's funny 'cause it's true" category...

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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 20, 2021, 02:27:27 PM




The largest iceberg in the world just broke off from Antarctica (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/iceberg-antarctica-largest-break-off/)

A massive slab of ice, roughly the shape of Manhattan but more than 70 times larger, has sheared off from Antarctica and floated into the Weddell Sea. It is now the largest iceberg in the world, the European Space Agency (ESA) said.

Newly-calved iceberg A-76 was captured by satellites by the Copernicus Sentinel-1 mission, ESA said Wednesday. The space agency said that the surface area of the iceberg is 1,668 square miles, measuring 106 miles long and 15 miles wide. ...
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2021, 06:21:15 PM
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Post by: Cassia on May 23, 2021, 08:44:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2021, 09:54:00 PM
It's very disconcerting that it was tethered as if it were alive.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2021, 11:17:16 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2021, 09:22:46 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2021, 09:54:00 PM
It's very disconcerting that it was tethered as if it were alive.
I imagine that was a bit of fun partially. But "secure your load!" or you'll be on Ridiculousness.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 24, 2021, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2021, 09:22:46 AM
I imagine that was a bit of fun partially. But "secure your load!" or you'll be on Ridiculousness.
It physically hurts me that I know the show that you're referring to.  (In my defense, I was at a hotel and someone else had the remote)  My friends and I have been commenting on Youtube videos since 2006, we're actually engaging and somewhat funny, and we don't have to do coke between takes to make it passable.  Where's my money?!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2021, 04:30:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 24, 2021, 01:26:38 PM
It physically hurts me that I know the show that you're referring to.  (In my defense, I was at a hotel and someone else had the remote)  My friends and I have been commenting on Youtube videos since 2006, we're actually engaging and somewhat funny, and we don't have to do coke between takes to make it passable.  Where's my money?!
I leave it on at night when I go to bed, so when I wake up I have something uncomplicated to ignore.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 24, 2021, 05:29:29 PM
My husband puts on Ridiculousness and I have to leave the room. I can't tune out Chanel West's dolphin laugh.

https://youtu.be/DGwzAGBv6Qk
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 24, 2021, 06:50:41 PM


One speed bump away from a big surprise.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2021, 08:40:36 PM
West Coast Barbie is cheaper than crack.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 25, 2021, 08:27:03 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on May 26, 2021, 02:59:24 AM
They ain't wrong though.

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Post by: Shiranu on May 26, 2021, 01:40:37 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 26, 2021, 01:55:36 PM
 I could post a pix here that would be relevant and get me banned.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 26, 2021, 02:04:20 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on May 26, 2021, 02:59:24 AM
They ain't wrong though.

[spoiler=Snip][/spoiler]

I see nothing funny here. I used to collect carts from a parking lot for a living. If people weren't lazy, that job wouldn't exist. What gets me is when people leave their carts at the side or back of the cart corral. Like, what's the point of that? They have just enough energy to push their cart to the general area of where it belongs, but to push it to the correct end and into the corral? No, that's too much.

But that's not the worst a customer can do. Do you know how many times I've found a cold or frozen item left on a random shelf? Chicken left with the paper towels, ice cream with the sodas at the front (ice cream melts in refrigerators, people...). They pick it up, and a few minutes later decide they don't want it anymore. But aaaaaah, the frozen section is so faaaaaaar awaaaaaay. Better just leave it here and not tell anybody... Once I stop looking at it, it doesn't exist anymore.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 26, 2021, 02:31:34 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on May 26, 2021, 03:53:57 PM
Hmmmmmm...
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 27, 2021, 12:04:11 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 27, 2021, 11:23:34 PM


I'm pretty excited for FNAF lore specialism.  We do variations of the same thing which don't necessarily exist in the same continuity, but they inform each other.  Makes perfect sense to me.

Btw, the books are canon.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 28, 2021, 06:02:38 AM
"Librarianism"

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 28, 2021, 02:11:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 28, 2021, 05:03:13 PM
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Post by: Cassia on May 28, 2021, 07:28:41 PM
So is it PC to poke fun at dumbasses, LOL? Being a moron has somehow become some sort of badge of honor in 'Merica.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 28, 2021, 11:11:53 PM


Also, there's way more stuff than we thought and it's spreading out super fast and we don't really know why.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2021, 07:53:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 28, 2021, 02:11:54 PM

I notice they admit it's a "ball".
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 29, 2021, 10:24:20 AM
That sounds like round-earth theory, just with extra steps.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2021, 10:49:54 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on May 29, 2021, 10:24:20 AM
That sounds like round-earth theory, just with extra steps.
Oh la la, someone's going to get laid in college.  :P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2021, 11:05:12 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on May 29, 2021, 10:24:20 AM
That sounds like round-earth theory, just with extra steps.
That's what Big Cosmology wants you to think.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 29, 2021, 11:36:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 28, 2021, 05:03:13 PM


I hate when they write out the problems this way. I know there's an order of operations, but why leave things to interpretation? This should say: (2 + 2) x 4, unless the point is specifically to test one's knowledge of the order of operations. But even then, it'd be wrong, because you multiply before you add.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2021, 12:01:53 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 29, 2021, 11:36:21 AMI hate when they write out the problems this way. I know there's an order of operations, but why leave things to interpretation?
Afaik, they write it that way specifically to test people's knowledge of order of operations, which isn't particularly good lol.

QuoteThis should say: (2 + 2) x 4, unless the point is specifically to test one's knowledge of the order of operations. But even then, it'd be wrong, because you multiply before you add.
Normally, you multiply before you add, but parentheses take precedence over everything else.  So in that example, addition is indeed the very first thing you'd be doing.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2021, 01:11:27 PM
I'd just step out for a beer.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 29, 2021, 08:33:59 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 29, 2021, 12:01:53 PM
Afaik, they write it that way specifically to test people's knowledge of order of operations, which isn't particularly good lol.
Normally, you multiply before you add, but parentheses take precedence over everything else.  So in that example, addition is indeed the very first thing you'd be doing.

I'm assuming that because 10 wasn't an available answer, it wasn't intended that one multiply first.
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Post by: aitm on May 29, 2021, 09:34:56 PM
I would’ve gone with 10 as well and I don’t know shit about mathematics order
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Post by: Cassia on May 29, 2021, 09:54:22 PM
Quote from: aitm on May 29, 2021, 09:34:56 PM
I would’ve gone with 10 as well and I don’t know shit about mathematics order
There is a reason for the order. If you consider fractions as numbers...take for example the approximation of pi of 22 divided by 7. If I wanted to add 1 to 22/7, we simply have
22/7 + 1 which is not the same as 22 divided by 8. No need for (22/7)+1
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 30, 2021, 07:59:41 AM
Nobody noticed that one per in four got "13"?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 30, 2021, 11:31:24 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 31, 2021, 12:48:52 PM
He was slowed down by all those pony boys who weren't on supernatural horses.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 31, 2021, 11:16:54 PM


Dunbest shit I've seen today. Countless scientists are researching new ways to treat various cancers. If one were to discover a universal miracle drug that cured cancer, they'd be fucking rich. Not to mention the fame and the inevitable Nobel Peace prize they'd instantly receive. But yeah, Big Pharma wants to keep you sick. "Follow the money." lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2021, 12:19:27 AM
I saw a meme like that (why don't they cure cancer, if their vaccines are so good! Durr durr) and then saw a news blurb saying that Pfizer is working on a cancer vaccine, lmao.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2021, 07:52:35 AM
My hillbilly cousins are fascinated by science, but have zero, or less, understanding of what they see. This leads to frustration, which leads to hate, which leads to suffering!
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Post by: Cassia on June 01, 2021, 08:20:29 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2021, 07:52:35 AM
My hillbilly cousins are fascinated by science, but have zero, or less, understanding of what they see. This leads to frustration, which leads to hate, which leads to suffering!
Yep. So many people around here who don't know that force equals mass times acceleration, what the irrational number PI represents, or can even explain the basics of evolutionary theory who are 'fixin-to-learn-me' all about 'science'. I will typically ask them the most basic of science questions and when they display near zero knowledge I can then ask them why they are attempting to school me or convince me of anything.

Go learn something and then we can talk. WTF. The arrogance of the ignorant is astounding; including the 20 something nieces and nephews in my own family. What the hell were they being taught in school? Why are they so self-confident in their fucked up beliefs? Thousands of years of incredible struggle to uncover truth is just summarily dismissed and disrespected in favor of whack-job misinformation.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 01, 2021, 08:58:42 AM
Most of my cousins are homeschooled, to avoid contamination by science.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 01, 2021, 08:59:03 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on June 01, 2021, 09:59:03 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on June 01, 2021, 08:59:03 AM


You can put me down for Huh.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2021, 11:58:25 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 01, 2021, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 01, 2021, 11:58:25 AM

C'est vrai ça.
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Post by: Cassia on June 01, 2021, 09:18:35 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on June 01, 2021, 09:31:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 01, 2021, 11:58:25 AM


lol 420 I see you France.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 02, 2021, 02:24:38 PM
Quote from: Cassia on June 01, 2021, 09:18:35 PM


Couldn't make head or tail of this comic. I thought, why the hearts if the ghost is unhappy.
Took me almost a minute to realize her 'mouth' was her hand and her 'nose' was her mouth.

I'm not proud of it.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 02, 2021, 04:53:53 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 02, 2021, 02:24:38 PM
Couldn't make head or tail of this comic. I thought, why the hearts if the ghost is unhappy.
Took me almost a minute to realize her 'mouth' was her hand and her 'nose' was her mouth.

I'm not proud of it.

I didn't even realize that was her hand until I read this. lol
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2021, 06:37:46 AM
"Do they have amputees in Heaven?"
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 03, 2021, 04:28:11 PM


Nothing like a little emotional trauma to motivate a hero before a quest.



Try not to think too hard about why the Gerudo have multiple male prisoners whose only crime was getting too close to where the Gerudo live. Especially don't think about what would have happened to Link if he didn't have a hookshot to escape himself. ...You thought about it, didn't you?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 03, 2021, 04:39:03 PM
Death by snusnu?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2021, 06:19:32 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 03, 2021, 04:39:03 PM
Death by snusnu?
Given your avatar that's creepy.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 03, 2021, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2021, 06:19:32 PM
Given your avatar that's creepy.

Well, Obviously. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2021, 08:52:44 PM


They had no chill back in the day.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2021, 10:03:42 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2021, 02:00:48 AM


Well, she is a villain.  And the fists of justice are unisex.

Imo, it's not a hate crime if you're fighting because you hate crime.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 05, 2021, 03:01:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 05, 2021, 02:00:48 AM


Well, she is a villain.  And the fists of justice are unisex.

Imo, it's not a hate crime if you're fighting because you hate crime.



Shit like this that sets back any social progress by a couple of steps... corporations, just fucking stop. Please. Stop.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2021, 01:44:19 PM
I mean, it's fighting in a fighting game.  Still, I don't know why they drew attention to Ivy's sexuality and had a "beat up Poison Ivy" event.  That struck me as kinda tone-deaf.

Imo, they should've just made some rainbow-colored skins and called it a day.  Or I dunno, maybe some Friendship finishers or something.  There's only so much you can realistically do with a fighting game.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 05, 2021, 02:13:19 PM
They could add that gay Superman that comes from Superman being exposed to pink Kryptonite. Although that was originally meant as a joke and a gay stereotype, you know...reclaim it? lol
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Post by: Shiranu on June 05, 2021, 03:47:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 05, 2021, 01:44:19 PM
I mean, it's fighting in a fighting game.  Still, I don't know why they drew attention to Ivy's sexuality and had a "beat up Poison Ivy" event.  That struck me as kinda tone-deaf.

Imo, they should've just made some rainbow-colored skins and called it a day.  Or I dunno, maybe some Friendship finishers or something.  There's only so much you can realistically do with a fighting game.

Wait, I missed some context there... there was a beat up Ivy Event after they themselves brought up her sexuality?

This story just keeps getting worse and worse.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2021, 04:50:12 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 05, 2021, 03:47:05 PM
Wait, I missed some context there... there was a beat up Ivy Event after they themselves brought up her sexuality?

This story just keeps getting worse and worse.


It probably would've been fine as a normal event, but slathering it with #Pride sent a very strange message.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 05, 2021, 07:39:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 05, 2021, 04:50:12 PM


It probably would've been fine as a normal event, but slathering it with #Pride sent a very strange message.

[Brand] strikes again.

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2021, 08:04:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2021, 02:48:32 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on June 07, 2021, 03:46:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2021, 10:48:44 PM


Not gonna lie, if it were physically possible to entice a sapient giant spider to act as a household protector, I would.  And I would give its own closet with the expectation that it destroy any vermin in the entire house.  Not a bad trade for spider peace.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 07, 2021, 11:10:52 PM
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Post by: Cassia on June 08, 2021, 09:02:54 AM
The 'soul' still eludes concrete definition. I think I know why. We attribute importance too ourselves that we don't deserve. How could such wonderful creatures such as ourselves just become nonexistent? Heresy, I say. We must go on, LOL.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 10, 2021, 12:08:33 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 10, 2021, 07:40:56 AM
Of course she didn't think it was funny!
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Post by: trdsf on June 10, 2021, 01:42:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 10, 2021, 12:08:33 AM

...I can pronounce that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 10, 2021, 05:26:10 PM
...man and wife.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 11, 2021, 02:33:27 AM
Quote from: trdsf on June 10, 2021, 01:42:25 PM
...I can pronounce that.

Cizsvinoustavich?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 11, 2021, 07:39:15 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 11, 2021, 02:33:27 AM
Cizsvinoustavich?
No, "that".
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 12, 2021, 05:52:04 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 12, 2021, 06:07:29 PM
Good that they are starting to realize that.
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Post by: Sorginak on June 12, 2021, 09:59:29 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 13, 2021, 08:40:06 AM
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Post by: Cassia on June 13, 2021, 08:59:09 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 13, 2021, 09:49:46 AM
Maybe they injected bacon fat.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 13, 2021, 10:47:51 AM
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Post by: Cassia on June 13, 2021, 11:13:44 AM
Pretty sure if you Xray's Greene's head you would see some nice colorful marbles.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 13, 2021, 11:27:47 AM
MTG is saying that God wouldn't stop people from creating bioweapons.
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Post by: Sorginak on June 13, 2021, 10:45:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 14, 2021, 02:03:16 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on June 14, 2021, 05:57:38 PM


Context: Earlier this year we froze to death because ERCOT stated that, "Our infrastructure was built for hot weather, we weren't ready for this cold weather.". Today we were told we will die of heat because ERCOT states that, "Our infrastructure isn't built for this extreme heat."

The fuck was our infrastructure built for then?
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 14, 2021, 06:04:40 PM
It's built for saving money. It all comes down to money. They could easily weather proof their shit, but they don't want to have to pay for that. We could even connect to our neighboring states and mooch off them during emergencies, but dumbass politicians don't want that either because... Texas independence? Whatever. Things aren't going to get better with Republicans in charge.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 15, 2021, 10:43:16 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2021, 12:49:34 PM
^ "You know that's the only kind of nuggets Jerry will eat!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2021, 12:51:31 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 15, 2021, 02:17:26 PM
So flush toilets created black holes?
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 15, 2021, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 15, 2021, 02:17:26 PM
So flush toilets created black holes?
Yes.  Which is why black holes suck in two directions.  The North American toilets cause those that suck to the right and the Australian toilets cause them to suck to the left.  (Or the other way around--can never keep that straight).  If you don't believe me, M. Greene says that is a scientific fact!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 15, 2021, 08:28:16 PM
Bah! The Coriolis Effect is just Rounder propaganda.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2021, 08:48:49 PM
I feel like I should point out that sinks/toilets don't drain differently in different parts of the world.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 15, 2021, 10:02:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 15, 2021, 08:48:49 PM
I feel like I should point out that sinks/toilets don't drain differently in different parts of the world.
Well, hell, you just ruined the entire thread!
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Post by: SvZurich on June 16, 2021, 01:08:29 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 15, 2021, 08:48:49 PM
I feel like I should point out that sinks/toilets don't drain differently in different parts of the world.

What!!!  Another lie I didn't realize until now?!?!?!  Damnation!  Every time I think I can call myself smart, reality shows that claim is built upon more lies!  Mr. Gorbavhev, tear down this wall!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 16, 2021, 02:28:45 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 16, 2021, 07:57:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 15, 2021, 08:48:49 PM
I feel like I should point out that sinks/toilets don't drain differently in different parts of the world.
BUT! Is was essential for Oscar to determine he was still in the northern hemisphere. (Cookie to the one that knows where that came from.)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 16, 2021, 07:58:13 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 16, 2021, 02:28:45 AM

"...we hope."
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Post by: aitm on June 16, 2021, 08:13:13 AM
Trying to figure out if there is a “hidden message” in there that I am not getting or just really really bad excitement.
Something tells me the sex was probably as exciting……
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 16, 2021, 12:43:16 PM
Quote from: aitm on June 16, 2021, 08:13:13 AM
Trying to figure out if there is a “hidden message” in there that I am not getting or just really really bad excitement.
Something tells me the sex was probably as exciting……
They just don't think "gender reveal" is important. It's actually just an excuse to have another party. If I wanted to go down a particular road I would add "and why are people locking children into a particular gender without considering what the child wants/needs/desires?"
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2021, 08:05:29 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 17, 2021, 07:39:24 AM
Sudokus, crosswords for people who can't spell.
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Post by: trdsf on June 17, 2021, 09:39:44 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 17, 2021, 07:39:24 AM
Sudokus, crosswords for people who can't spell.
I was doing them when they were still called Number Place in the old Dell math puzzle books.  Besides, Kakuro (formerly Cross Sums) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakuro) is crosswords for people who can't spell.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2021, 10:25:51 PM
Killer Sudoku (aka sum doku) is where it's at.  It's like a regular soduku puzzle with the normal nine 3x3 blocks, but overlaid on that there are also irregular blocks with a given sum total.

Since numbers can't repeat, some irregular blocks are easy to solve.  For example, a 2x1 block with a sum of 3 has to have a 1 and a 2; there are no other options.  Same with a 2x1 block with a sum of 17.  Can't be anything but an 8 and a 9.  From there, you just apply normal sudoku logic to figure out where exactly those numbers are.
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Post by: trdsf on June 17, 2021, 10:46:18 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 17, 2021, 10:25:51 PM
Killer Sudoku (aka sum doku) is where it's at.  It's like a regular soduku puzzle with the normal nine 3x3 blocks, but overlaid on that there are also irregular blocks with a given sum total.

Since numbers can't repeat, some irregular blocks are easy to solve.  For example, a 2x1 block with a sum of 3 has to have a 1 and a 2; there are no other options.  Same with a 2x1 block with a sum of 17.  Can't be anything but an 8 and a 9.  From there, you just apply normal sudoku logic to figure out where exactly those numbers are.
I recommend Killer Sudoku (https://store.steampowered.com/app/1471910/Killer_Sudoku/) from Cracking the Cryptic (https://www.youtube.com/c/CrackingTheCryptic).  Highly.  Also Sudoku Killer (https://store.steampowered.com/app/861270/Sudoku_Killer/) from Konstructors.
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Post by: aitm on June 18, 2021, 10:59:35 AM
I like tik tak toe……
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2021, 11:01:20 AM
Quote from: aitm on June 18, 2021, 10:59:35 AM
I like tik tak toe……
Why isn't that "TIK TAK TOK"?

Asking for a friend.
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Post by: aitm on June 18, 2021, 12:13:57 PM
I don't know...you from Nacgdoches?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2021, 12:43:14 PM
Quote from: aitm on June 18, 2021, 12:13:57 PM
I don't know...you from Nacgdoches?
No, I'm a terrestrial.
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Post by: aitm on June 18, 2021, 12:55:33 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2021, 12:43:14 PM
No, I'm a terrestrial.

*snort* prolly bi-pedal…..
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2021, 02:12:39 PM
Quote from: aitm on June 18, 2021, 12:55:33 PM
*snort* prolly bi-pedal…..
The ladies would say "tripod."
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Post by: Sorginak on June 18, 2021, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 17, 2021, 07:39:24 AM
Sudokus, crosswords for people who can't spell.

I can't even enjoy mobile word games anymore. They're all just so annoying.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 19, 2021, 07:49:27 AM
Quote from: Sorginak on June 18, 2021, 10:45:08 PM
I can't even enjoy mobile word games anymore. They're all just so annoying.
Have you looked at the "YAR" app?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 20, 2021, 10:29:50 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 20, 2021, 01:41:49 PM
Saw a Youtube that followed a chicken as it crossed the road. They panned out to show the bird's destination appeared to be a cannabis store. Makes sense, I've done worse.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 20, 2021, 10:07:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2021, 11:35:20 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 20, 2021, 11:37:34 PM
That one took me a second. lol
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 21, 2021, 07:25:16 AM


Man, I loved these Joe Biden memes back in the day. Never actually saw this one before.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2021, 04:02:27 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 22, 2021, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 20, 2021, 11:35:20 PM


OK, took me more than a sec. I tried to refresh. LOL. You can't blame me, I mean when was the last time you used it? 15 years ago?
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 22, 2021, 12:56:27 PM
Internet Explorer, or whatever they're calling it now, has only one function: Looking up and downloading better browsers.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 22, 2021, 12:57:09 PM
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Post by: Sorginak on June 22, 2021, 09:10:33 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 22, 2021, 02:59:34 AM
OK, took me more than a sec. I tried to refresh. LOL. You can't blame me, I mean when was the last time you used it? 15 years ago?

I did the same. xD
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 23, 2021, 09:29:40 PM


Would you like to know more?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 24, 2021, 11:37:03 AM


Just don't bring it up around him or he'll stab you.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2021, 10:55:32 AM


I just think it's neat!  Nothing nefarious going on at all!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 27, 2021, 01:42:19 PM
Nothing weird about a religion who has  major player was changed into a horse, had sex with a horse, and gave birth to a horse. That's why it's called "Horse Mythology", you lot constantly get that wrong.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2021, 08:47:07 PM


The equivalent of cauliflower buffalo wings.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 28, 2021, 11:40:33 AM
That's hillarious! :lol:

E: I googled 'cauliflower buffalo wings'. I'm still confused. That can't taste 'cauliflower' with all that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2021, 12:32:09 PM
Italian gag
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 28, 2021, 02:04:40 PM
I didn't get anything from that^.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2021, 02:53:16 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 28, 2021, 02:04:40 PM
I didn't get anything from that^.
See the man gesturing in the picture above that one? If he can't use his hands he'd be mute. We used say the locals use ISL, Italian Sign Language.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 28, 2021, 03:40:37 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2021, 02:53:16 PM
See the man gesturing in the picture above that one? If he can't use his hands he'd be mute. We used say the locals use ISL, Italian Sign Language.

Ooh LOL. We do that too. It's not just Italians...it is the climate. Lazy ass stupid people who keep cooking, eating and would watch anything with a ball rolling in it. I swear...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2021, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 28, 2021, 03:40:37 PM
Ooh LOL. We do that too. It's not just Italians...it is the climate. Lazy ass stupid people who keep cooking, eating and would watch anything with a ball rolling in it. I swear...
Well, I spent three years in on the slopes of Mt. Etna, that's where my observation comes from. It was actually entertaining. A simple discussion looked like a Kabuki play.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2021, 08:16:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2021, 08:23:03 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 29, 2021, 08:17:38 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2021, 12:30:30 AM
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Post by: aitm on July 01, 2021, 10:54:45 AM
Sometimes I must admit, I wish I had a clue what this stuff is about…and then I remind myself how much time one must spend/waste? in order to be familiar with such..stuff…and I am okay with that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2021, 12:32:08 PM


In seriousness, it references two huge blockbuster movies that a ton of people saw and even those that didn't could probably understand enough from their trailers alone to get the joke.  Left is a shapeshifter, right is a happy girl who abruptly becomes worried.  Put 'em together, and you get a shapeshifter freaking someone out.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 06, 2021, 02:54:51 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 06, 2021, 08:28:54 PM
^ "and the FBI soiled my pants!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2021, 05:33:51 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2021, 02:12:55 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 01, 2021, 12:32:08 PM
...In seriousness, it references two huge blockbuster movies that a ton of people saw and even those that didn't could probably understand enough from their trailers alone to get the joke.  Left is a shapeshifter, right is a happy girl who abruptly becomes worried.  Put 'em together, and you get a shapeshifter freaking someone out.

I wouldn't get that in a thousand years, lol.

E: For example, I have no idea what's going on with the soldier meme.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 08, 2021, 05:40:30 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2021, 02:12:55 AM
E: For example, I have no idea what's going on with the soldier meme.
Bunch of real warriors and one clown.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 08, 2021, 10:10:33 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2021, 02:12:55 AM
I wouldn't get that in a thousand years, lol.

E: For example, I have no idea what's going on with the soldier meme.

I don't get that one either. lol
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 08, 2021, 10:38:26 AM
Mbappe was the only one who didn't get his goal in, during the match against Switzerland during the penalties, which cost them the game.

Was funny to me. I've disliked Mbappe ever since his unsportsmanlike behaviour during the Belgian v French match in the last world cup.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 08, 2021, 11:34:59 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 09, 2021, 12:26:48 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on July 08, 2021, 10:38:26 AM
Mbappe was the only one who didn't get his goal in, during the match against Switzerland during the penalties, which cost them the game.

Was funny to me. I've disliked Mbappe ever since his unsportsmanlike behaviour during the Belgian v French match in the last world cup.

HA, I knew it was about football!  :kidra:
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 10, 2021, 08:29:04 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 10, 2021, 10:55:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2021, 12:18:44 AM


Jeez, people need to lighten up.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2021, 06:05:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 12, 2021, 12:18:44 AM


Jeez, people need to lighten up.
Especially since they bought slaves from other Africans. Supporting the local economy and all that. There was a brisk trade in guns used to capture other indigenous.
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 12, 2021, 09:02:12 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 12, 2021, 12:18:44 AM


Yeah, Goodrum got it right.  For Columbus, throw in spices (which turns into gold) and souls.  Apparently he considered himself sort of a Jesus figure and wanted to gather souls for the church.  And remember, the catholic church split the world into two parts so the Portuguese and Spanish would not have to fight each other and the church would end up getting more.   
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Post by: Shiranu on July 12, 2021, 06:32:44 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2021, 11:48:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 13, 2021, 07:04:28 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2021, 07:19:53 AM


And remember, if she picked Legion, she might just be doing it for the achievement.  Don't make rash decisions!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 14, 2021, 11:58:58 AM
Needlessly to say, I have no idea what's happening^ there. And I think he is doing on purpose. LOL
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 14, 2021, 12:03:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 14, 2021, 07:19:53 AM


And remember, if she picked Legion, she might just be doing it for the achievement.  Don't make rash decisions!

All I can say is that if this happens after your first date, hydra, turn off that goddamn computer man. Be strong!
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 14, 2021, 12:38:52 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 14, 2021, 11:58:58 AM
Needlessly to say, I have no idea what's happening^ there. And I think he is doing on purpose. LOL
He is being a man of my heart--rather than taking advantage of a drunk girl, he saw the game on the computer and opted for that.  And it was not an ordinary game, but Fallout New Vegas one of the best games ever!!
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 14, 2021, 01:27:30 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 14, 2021, 11:58:58 AM
Needlessly to say, I have no idea what's happening^ there. And I think he is doing on purpose. LOL

The two people are coming home drunk. She lays on the bed, and he takes his clothes off. Then he goes to play video games.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2021, 06:35:26 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 14, 2021, 01:27:30 PM
The two people are coming home drunk. She lays on the bed, and he takes his clothes off. Then he goes to play video games.
Which frame is that?
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Post by: aitm on July 14, 2021, 07:17:27 PM
It the one where he starts to, then sees the game so doesn’t…….so….it could kinda go both ways as maybe he took off his pants but ya can’t tell. Also just cause a gal is loaded doesn’t mean ya can’t boink her……lots of em love drunk sex, hell half….er…..80% of my sex life was drunk sex……er……..I mean…..uhh….8%……yeah….8%…
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 15, 2021, 02:50:16 AM
Quote from: aitm on July 14, 2021, 07:17:27 PM
It the one where he starts to, then sees the game so doesn’t…….so….it could kinda go both ways as maybe he took off his pants but ya can’t tell. Also just cause a gal is loaded doesn’t mean ya can’t boink her……lots of em love drunk sex, hell half….er…..80% of my sex life was drunk sex……er……..I mean…..uhh….8%……yeah….8%…

It's a gray area. As long as you're not getting someone drunk to make them do something they wouldn't do sober, or take advantage of them once you realize they're wasted. If you are both in a sexual relationship, you both get drunk, and you both consent (as much as one can consent when under the influence), there's no problem with that.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2021, 05:07:11 AM
Nobody should have sex with anyone if they are wasted. I don't know what you are getting from 'wasted' and 'drunk', what it was like back in 70s-80s or even 90s being completely irrelevant, esp. if the person's behaviour visibly change after some alcohol intake, stay away from them. There is no good ending to that. Long story short the best thing is not to fuck wasted. I mean wasted. Wasted.

Gawd, thinking that in the US, the 21+ old kids have no experience with alcohol let alone being drunk is drawing a nightmare for me. That's stupid. Think about colleges,lol. Don't do this, don't do that, you can't have a drop of alcohol with your own home with your parents, sexually repressed culture...blah blah AND then baam *whistle blows Drink and fuck! Go!

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 16, 2021, 07:17:23 AM
I had my first drink when I was fourteen, c. 1965. Pretty much everybody in my class had at least experiment. I knew who to reach out to for a pick-me-up between classes. (Some kids specialized in raiding the liquor cabinet.)
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 16, 2021, 09:37:10 PM





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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2021, 11:27:35 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 17, 2021, 04:51:16 AM
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Post by: aitm on July 17, 2021, 08:21:24 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2021, 05:07:11 AM
Nobody should have sex with anyone if they are wasted. I don't know what you are getting from 'wasted' and 'drunk', what it was like back in 70s-80s or even 90s being completely irrelevant, esp. if the person's behaviour visibly change after some alcohol intake, stay away from them. There is no good ending to that. Long story short the best thing is not to fuck wasted. I mean wasted. Wasted.

Gawd, thinking that in the US, the 21+ old kids have no experience with alcohol let alone being drunk is drawing a nightmare for me. That's stupid. Think about colleges,lol. Don't do this, don't do that, you can't have a drop of alcohol with your own home with your parents, sexually repressed culture...blah blah AND then baam *whistle blows Drink and fuck! Go!


Bah…..been a while sweetie? Lots of women love drunk sex as well. Unleash the primal urge….that crude nasty shit you aren’t allowed to do while completely sober. Not that you’re not allowed but won’t allow yourself to do because it’s viewed by your momma as disgusting…..until you get drunk…then rip that shit off, roll me over, oil it up and have at it……lololol…some women say they never had a dick in their mouth, but they will willingly drink enough to get a bit wasty so they can suck and fuck like a class a hooker. Y’all can pretend your sober morality is all that, but there’s a reason alcohol is so popular…and it’s not cause you get to drive in the ditches.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 17, 2021, 07:59:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2021, 08:09:07 PM
Quote from: aitm on July 17, 2021, 08:21:24 AM
Bah…..been a while sweetie? Lots of women love drunk sex as well.
*grabs popcorn and awaits the retaliatory car bombing*

I don't drink and the situation never came up, so I don't really have a dog in this fight.  But I will say that consent is super duper important and if that's crystal clear, it's all good.  If not, that's not cool at all.
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Post by: aitm on July 17, 2021, 08:20:41 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 17, 2021, 08:09:07 PM
  But I will say that consent is super duper important
I never accused you of being unable to read, but show me a single sentence where I suggested consent was not given. Can you people drink without getting completely fucking shit faced wasted? Lot’s of us can and know how and when to stop…maybe some of you should try that. I’m not going to get in some nonsensical argument over the difference between drunk sex and passed out rape. For fuck sake, are you 12? Again, maybe y’all need to learn to drink without passing out on the sidewalk. Sheesh.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 17, 2021, 10:18:41 PM
Quote from: aitm on July 17, 2021, 08:20:41 PM
I never accused you of being unable to read, but show me a single sentence where I suggested consent was not given. Can you people drink without getting completely fucking shit faced wasted? Lot’s of us can and know how and when to stop…maybe some of you should try that. I’m not going to get in some nonsensical argument over the difference between drunk sex and passed out rape. For fuck sake, are you 12? Again, maybe y’all need to learn to drink without passing out on the sidewalk. Sheesh.

I don't think what you took away from that post was what was intended.
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Post by: aitm on July 17, 2021, 10:30:38 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 17, 2021, 10:18:41 PM
I don't think what you took away from that post was what was intended.
What I took was that if you have a pussy you’re too ignorant, incompetent or plain fucking stupid to be able to decide if you want to fuck somebody if you’ve had a few drinks…..in other words…once again…let men tell you tacos what to do with your bodies.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2021, 10:32:57 PM
LOL and he thinks I'm the one with the attitude problem
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2021, 05:03:18 AM
aitm, I didn't write anything remotely related to the ways people love to have sex. I didn't write anything specific about women. They are irrelevant. (Also, there are places where having sex with someone drunk considered as rape because drunk people accepted as cannot consent. )The idea is simple, if someone is drunk do not attempt to sleep with them. And this is easy to recognise. I tried to make it clear with repeating the word 'wasted' because almost everyone knows the line. But people do it anyway because --wait for it-- because they are often wasted.

Yes, many people who drink the first time at 21+ have no idea where to stop but they drink anyway. They drink and have sex anyway. People know this, but drink, get drunk and have sex anyway. Pick one. Black outs, inebriated sex create serious trouble; rape accusations, regret...etc in the morning. For any reason. Some women don't remember anything so think they were raped, some think how the fuck did I have sex with that guy or insert some stuff. Also, you don't need to know yourself just to give consent, you also need to be to take consent too. And contrary to the common belief men do similar things too according to my observation. It's just 'men don't get raped by women' stupidty and their position being different in human culture, so the consequences are different. It's not about being right. It is all about their judgement being compromised when wasted.

Long story short, forget this or that bit, don't fuck wasted people. Don't fuck wasted. 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 18, 2021, 07:59:06 AM
When I was in the Navy I met any number of gals who liked drunk sex. Sometimes this caused complications, especially if they were sharing a room in the barracks with a female who had different ideas about fun.
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Post by: aitm on July 18, 2021, 08:02:42 AM
I simply said there are women who enjoy drunk sex. You guys go from that to fucking wasted shitting themselves in the bushes after stumbling out the door. Sheesh. Just because their women doesn’t mean they don’t what the hell they are doing.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2021, 08:28:25 AM
 :bedtime:
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Post by: aitm on July 18, 2021, 09:05:18 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 17, 2021, 10:32:57 PM
LOL and he thinks I'm the one with the attitude problem
Yeah I do. I’ve been fighting for women and gay rights for 50 years. I have a daughter and granddaughter, and I get annoyed when people think women are too ignorant or incompetent to decide for themselves  what they are allowed to do. I posted a known fact and people react as if I want to drug women and rape them in the back of a van….down by the river!  (Lol).
I don’t have issues, but it seems like some of you need some help.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2021, 03:47:07 PM
Anyways...



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Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2021, 10:24:00 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 19, 2021, 02:51:16 AM
Quote from: aitm on July 18, 2021, 09:05:18 AM
Yeah I do. I’ve been fighting for women and gay rights for 50 years. I have a daughter and granddaughter, and I get annoyed when people think women are too ignorant or incompetent to decide for themselves  what they are allowed to do. I posted a known fact and people react as if I want to drug women and rape them in the back of a van….down by the river! (Lol).
I don’t have issues, but it seems like some of you need some help.

Oh stop being ridiculous, nobody thinks that. Everyone gets what you are saying. There is a language barrier between you and your culture's new generation(s), -esp. with men- but most importantly, they are far more cautious about interacting with people in this context than yours, and with very good reasons. It seems to me that you are missing the last part.

I know you think that 'this stuff doesn't change'. Yeah well, not the stuff but the form of behaviour used with it changes, and it did. Is it bad, good, ridiculous, pathetic? I'm not discussing that.

So nobody's treating you as a rapist, everyone gets what you mean. It's just not a good period in history to act on a whim with some commonplace idea of what people like to do in this very subject. That's all. Safety first, you know? It's not worth to ruin your life and today, this can happen.

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Post by: aitm on July 19, 2021, 08:39:39 AM
Kinda funny actually. Yesterday I had a birthday brunch with some old friends among them 5 women from 45 to 70,…3 black 2 white,  one of them was a previous hook up from 35 years ago, but we have remained steadfast friends and know each other darkest secrets. One of the black gals works for a ministry outreach.
Anyhoo, in the mix of Bloody Mary’s and bottomless mimosas, I mentioned in brief this discussion and they all laughed. To a person they all said almost in unison, “ but, drunk sex is the best!” I nodded and laughed…..
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2021, 02:11:50 PM
https://v.redd.it/upy1ez406dc71

Doggie kite strat 101
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2021, 09:35:25 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 21, 2021, 11:46:35 AM
Do you think they would get mad if I mined it for shellbug chitin?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 21, 2021, 12:02:40 PM
Tell the cap troopers you've found a brain bug.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2021, 01:20:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 21, 2021, 12:02:40 PMTell the cap troopers you've found a brain bug.
IT'S AFRAID!!!  *triumphant music, everyone cheers*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 21, 2021, 02:15:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 21, 2021, 01:20:57 PM
IT'S AFRAID!!!  *triumphant music, everyone cheers*
One more stupid thing about that movie.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2021, 03:31:19 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 21, 2021, 02:15:38 PMOne more stupid thing about that movie.
I loved everything about that movie and I will challenge anyone to a knife-throwing fight who says otherwise.  Would you like to know more?

1) Pure camp interspersed with romantic melodrama and intense body horror

2) fascist propaganda presented with a wink (subversive!)

3) some of the best one-liners and slogans I've ever seen in a movie, with real staying power decades later

4) cool creature designs, legitimately fearsome

5) the most progressive shower scene I've ever seen - and repeatedly paused - in my life.  In the 90s, other shows and movies really worried about fundies coming down hard on them for even the slightest digression from puritanical standards.  Well, Starship Troopers literally went balls out and had the actors lather each other down.  And there wasn't even any sexual undertones, so I think that on a technical level, it was actually a pretty wholesome scene

6) Doogie Howser, 2LT
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 21, 2021, 04:49:14 PM
They should have used a different name then.

When the movie preview hit the screens the first scene  was a horde of insectile critters charging at the camera. I immediately said "Starship Troopers". I couldn't have been more wrong.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2021, 12:55:39 PM


Hmmm...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 22, 2021, 01:27:40 PM
I don't think Oklahoma has any chance of observing any kind of reality.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2021, 05:56:17 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 22, 2021, 06:42:47 PM
"So, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 24, 2021, 09:22:54 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 24, 2021, 09:28:18 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2021, 04:48:09 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 26, 2021, 01:10:44 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2021, 01:33:52 AM


At least we can say Asia without making an R sound!  :P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2021, 05:31:53 AM
Depending on the region, of course.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2021, 09:16:03 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2021, 05:31:53 AM
Depending on the region, of course.

I was thinking about the same thing because I don't think we have this in English.

I made a few... "AY gat en ey in İngliş. İtz en izzi mistayke tu mayke. Dis iz en aydır/or kuesçın." LOL
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Post by: Shiranu on July 28, 2021, 09:57:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 28, 2021, 01:33:52 AM


At least we can say Asia without making an R sound!  :P

I've literally never heard anyone talk like that. New York?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2021, 10:18:07 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2021, 09:16:03 AM
I was thinking about the same thing because I don't think we have this in English.

I made a few... "AY gat en ey in İngliş. İtz en izzi mistayke tu mayke. Dis iz en aydır/or kuesçın." LOL
Ever heard of Nooalf? http://www.nqalf.com/
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2021, 10:47:43 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 28, 2021, 09:57:28 AM
I've literally never heard anyone talk like that. New York?
IDK.  Boston?  Southern?

In NC, it is incredibly common to hear words with shortened pronunciation or blurred together, so "more or less" really does sound like "mor'rless"

had a = hadda
butter = buddr
cookie = kuki (I swear, there's a definite U sound for that around here)
getting ready to = finna
hurricane = hurikan
governor = guhvanur
camouflage = camuhflagh

Basically, the "uh" sound is waay more common locally than it would be in formal english.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2021, 11:34:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 31, 2021, 12:00:37 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 31, 2021, 12:01:34 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 31, 2021, 03:02:03 AM
Christians Against Dinosaurs. Is it me or being 'against' something or rather the use of the word 'against' here in this context, actually suggests that you accept dinosaurs as a part of reality but you are just, you know, don't want them to be all that because you don't like it?

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Post by: Shiranu on July 31, 2021, 06:08:49 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 31, 2021, 12:01:34 AM


Okay, but now I am actually curious how some of them did get it on and I'm picturing a lot more than I bargained for.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 31, 2021, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 31, 2021, 03:02:03 AM
Christians Against Dinosaurs. Is it me or being 'against' something or rather the use of the word 'against' here in this context, actually suggests that you accept dinosaurs as a part of reality but you are just, you know, don't want them to be all that because you don't like it?


Being related to hundreds of these idiots* helps me decode what they're saying. In this case it's the lazy factor. "Christians against the belief in dinosaurs" is just too long to go on a bumper sticker.

*Some of them protested at an exhibition of "phony dinosaur bones" a few years back. The exhibit was entirely extinct mammals that lived in Arkansas.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 31, 2021, 06:52:43 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 31, 2021, 06:33:47 AM

...*Some of them protested at an exhibition of "phony dinosaur bones" a few years back. The exhibit was entirely extinct mammals that lived in Arkansas.

Oh thanks for that, that made my day.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 31, 2021, 07:09:18 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 31, 2021, 06:52:43 AM
Oh thanks for that, that made my day.
The family Facebook page is hilarious. And, sadly, private.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 31, 2021, 10:43:19 PM
I mean...porcupines, elephants, rhinos, and alligators get it on all the time (probably right this second somewhere) and that's equally puzzling, so I'm not losing sleep over dino mating.
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Post by: aitm on July 31, 2021, 10:50:14 PM
If eagles can fuck while in flight and screaming towards the ground to certain death, I am certain dinosaurs can figure out a way.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 01, 2021, 10:10:03 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 31, 2021, 10:43:19 PM
I mean...porcupines, elephants, rhinos, and alligators get it on all the time (probably right this second somewhere) and that's equally puzzling, so I'm not losing sleep over dino mating.

LOL Yeah...
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 01, 2021, 11:20:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 31, 2021, 10:43:19 PM
I mean...porcupines, elephants, rhinos, and alligators get it on all the time (probably right this second somewhere) and that's equally puzzling, so I'm not losing sleep over dino mating.
Hell, I've seen some people like that.  How....................................??????  And, no, I don't really want to see.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 01, 2021, 03:34:52 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 01, 2021, 11:20:54 AM
Hell, I've seen some people like that.  How....................................??????  And, no, I don't really want to see.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Go2Ccw1G25o/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEcCNAFEJQDSFXyq4qpAw4IARUAAIhCGAFwAcABBg==&rs=AOn4CLBTdGQxS4PXBeyiqJL1bCzG1evMaA
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2021, 04:18:37 PM


Legend.
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Post by: Cassia on August 01, 2021, 05:05:40 PM
It is real bronze, I bet. Not really interested in medal counts and the human stories behind all the champs, losers and Russian dopers. Probably around 10,000 guys wanking to "woman's" gymnastics matches each day. The beach volleyball team is way too old for them, LOL.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 01, 2021, 06:39:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 01, 2021, 03:34:52 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Go2Ccw1G25o/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEcCNAFEJQDSFXyq4qpAw4IARUAAIhCGAFwAcABBg==&rs=AOn4CLBTdGQxS4PXBeyiqJL1bCzG1evMaA
Now how do I unsee that??? :))
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 01, 2021, 07:00:33 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 01, 2021, 06:39:01 PM
Now how do I unsee that??? :))
Just repeat "you prick!" several thousand times.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2021, 12:22:47 AM
Quote from: Cassia on August 01, 2021, 05:05:40 PM
It is real bronze, I bet. Not really interested in medal counts and the human stories behind all the champs, losers and Russian dopers. Probably around 10,000 guys wanking to "woman's" gymnastics matches each day. The beach volleyball team is way too old for them, LOL.
Is 10,000 accurate?  Let's wrestle with the raw data, but be gentle!  :P

Richard equation (not to be confused with the Drake equation)
7.8 billion people live in the world
About 8-10% tune into the Olympics (780 million, generous estimate)
About 1/2 of the world is male (390 million)
About 70% of those males are tenderizing age (273 million)
10% (or more) actually do the deed (27.3 million, conservative estimate)

+

Mytilene equation
About 1/2 of the world is female (390 million)
About 5% are lgbt (19.5 million)
About 70% are old enough to paddle the canoe (13.65 million)
About 10% do the deed (1.36 million)

So, best guess: roughly 28.5 million?
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Post by: Shiranu on August 02, 2021, 01:25:02 AM
QuoteIt is real bronze, I bet.

Actually just read something about that, I think it's 95% copper and 5% zinc.

Gold is 95% silver with a gold plating, with silver being the only medal actually made up of it's name.
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Post by: Cassia on August 02, 2021, 07:39:23 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on August 02, 2021, 01:25:02 AM
Actually just read something about that, I think it's 95% copper and 5% zinc.

Gold is 95% silver with a gold plating, with silver being the only medal actually made up of it's name.
A few athletes in a pinch probably get some bad news when they go to sell their 'gold' medal to a smelter.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 02, 2021, 09:05:37 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on August 02, 2021, 01:25:02 AM
Actually just read something about that, I think it's 95% copper and 5% zinc.

Gold is 95% silver with a gold plating, with silver being the only medal actually made up of it's name.
I think I read the same article, with it also informing us that a smelted gold metal would go for about $800, the silver about $450 and the bronze about $5.  But rather than smelting them, I think an auction would net them much, much more.  An 1896 gold metal recently auctioned for $286,000. 
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 02, 2021, 07:35:42 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 02, 2021, 07:37:38 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on August 02, 2021, 07:35:42 PM


Can we DS-calate this violence?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2021, 08:10:52 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on August 02, 2021, 07:37:38 PM
Can we DS-calate this violence?
How about we Ninten-don't?
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 02, 2021, 11:37:59 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 02, 2021, 08:10:52 PM
How about we Ninten-don't?

This isn't a Game, Boy.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 03, 2021, 06:21:16 AM
"Yes, the plane is on fire and going down. Now leave me alone so I can finish this level. Climb over me if you have to, or hand that baby to somebody in the nest row. I'M FUCKING BUSY!"
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 03, 2021, 06:42:12 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 01, 2021, 03:34:52 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Go2Ccw1G25o/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEcCNAFEJQDSFXyq4qpAw4IARUAAIhCGAFwAcABBg==&rs=AOn4CLBTdGQxS4PXBeyiqJL1bCzG1evMaA

Aw...LOL
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 03, 2021, 06:48:13 AM
So shall we say the 10 000 is the synchronised group per day? :p

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 03, 2021, 07:05:31 AM
For your daily dose of TMI, porkies keep their quills down during mating. The male equipment is impressive so as to get past those quills. (As Sarah Howard said, "there's a lot going on down there!") There are still missteps of course. I helped remove quills from a male who enjoyed doing his duty a bit too much.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2021, 06:31:47 PM


If it works...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2021, 09:33:16 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 03, 2021, 07:05:31 AMFor your daily dose of TMI
No such thing as TMI.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 04, 2021, 03:30:12 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 03, 2021, 07:05:31 AM
For your daily dose of TMI, porkies keep their quills down during mating. The male equipment is impressive so as to get past those quills. (As Sarah Howard said, "there's a lot going on down there!") There are still missteps of course. I helped remove quills from a male who enjoyed doing his duty a bit too much.

Could you elaborate all that?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2021, 12:28:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2021, 12:32:54 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 05, 2021, 03:23:36 PM
@Gawdzilla Sama  Are you OK?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 05, 2021, 03:25:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 05, 2021, 12:28:10 PM


It's funny in any way, but I'm curious if I am missing anything extra?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2021, 09:01:12 PM
The hobbits are famously fond of having breakfast twice.  And there's a movie called Breakfast Club.  That's pretty much the whole joke.

Maybe, and this is definitely a stretch, the LOTR characters are somewhat similar to their breakfast club counterpart, personality wise.  *shrugs*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 06, 2021, 06:40:26 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 05, 2021, 03:23:36 PM
@Gawdzilla Sama  Are you OK?
Nope.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 07:45:21 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 06, 2021, 06:40:26 AM
Nope.

The usual or something else?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 06, 2021, 12:27:24 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 07:45:21 AM
The usual or something else?
I' m wearing a vest that shocks heart when needed.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 12:46:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 06, 2021, 12:27:24 PM
I' m wearing a vest that shocks heart when needed.

OK. Hang in there.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 12:47:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 05, 2021, 09:01:12 PM
The hobbits are famously fond of having breakfast twice.  And there's a movie called Breakfast Club.  That's pretty much the whole joke. ...

Yeah that's what I thought.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 12:55:10 PM
This is me with every foriegn language.



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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 12:59:48 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 01:00:44 PM
This is so good, it is lame.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 01:07:31 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 03:42:31 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 03:46:35 PM
https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/01a8f6dca11fc8bfd5b6132b5912bb29.mp4?attachment_cache_bust=3767930

LOOOL Yes, I have seen it for the first time. Apparently, everyone knows it.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 06, 2021, 04:21:58 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 12:55:10 PM
This is me with every foriegn language.


When did you get a picture of my little guy????
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 04:41:15 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 06, 2021, 04:21:58 PM
When did you get a picture of my little guy????

We were desk mates in spanish course...
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 06, 2021, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 06, 2021, 04:41:15 PM
We were desk mates in spanish course...
I'll be dammed!  Marco never told me.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 06, 2021, 09:58:06 PM
[spoiler]





[/spoiler]
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2021, 11:21:45 PM
He's gonna have to go to college to get a better degree to get a position with more resources.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2021, 03:01:13 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 08, 2021, 03:15:09 PM
OUCH.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 08, 2021, 10:29:16 PM
Whoever tried to censor the names there did a shoddy job. I can still read the names.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2021, 02:34:16 PM


Well, it beats nothing.  Putting the research into action is best, though.  Scientia potentia est.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 09, 2021, 02:46:40 PM
Sorry, but as an atheist, I don't believe in demigods. So I can't read what Hercules is saying there.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 09, 2021, 03:36:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 09, 2021, 02:34:16 PM


Well, it beats nothing.  Putting the research into action is best, though.  Scientia potentia est.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2021, 06:43:28 PM


Math is a difficult subject.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 09, 2021, 06:58:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 09, 2021, 02:34:16 PM


Well, it beats nothing.  Putting the research into action is best, though.  Scientia potentia est.

The funniest part of this joke is the idea of Sorbo having atheist friends. As if he'd allow them to enter his echo chamber.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 10, 2021, 12:58:30 AM


Either Halloween is going to be normal again, or I'm going to cosplay as Cillian Murphy from 28 Days Later, except it won't be cosplay.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 10, 2021, 03:15:59 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 10, 2021, 12:58:30 AM... Either Halloween is going to be normal again, or I'm going to cosplay as Cillian Murphy from 28 Days Later, except it won't be cosplay.

That sounds good as cosplay. It's also very economical. I wuv dat movie. That movie was my hope that in the near future somebody was likely to make something like The Walking Dead and it came true. Pretty much my only hope that came true, but it is OK. Better than none, lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 10, 2021, 02:44:09 PM


I prefer the term "solosexual"
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 11, 2021, 03:18:46 AM
Ha, I knew it. I'm bisexual!

E: I'm an ambivert.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2021, 01:54:49 PM




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Post by: PopeyesPappy on August 12, 2021, 02:58:12 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 12, 2021, 03:02:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 link=topic=5832.msg1302175#msg1302175 date=1628790889

img]https://i.imgur.com/dYvoT6bl.jpg[/img]
QuoteRaymond Luxury Yacht (pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove’) is a fictional character from the TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus, portrayed by Graham Chapman. Raymond appears in the second series episodes "It's a Living" and "How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body". He is best remembered for his extremely large polystyrene nose.
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Post by: Shiranu on August 12, 2021, 06:27:00 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on August 12, 2021, 02:58:12 PM


At this point I'm not convinced that a good 25% of the population wouldn't plow on ahead strictly out of "principle".
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2021, 06:37:02 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on August 12, 2021, 06:27:00 PM
At this point I'm not convinced that a good 25% of the population wouldn't plow on ahead strictly out of "principle".
"I aint scared of no water.  A little water's never hurt anyone."
"I don't know anyone who's driven their car off a bridge, so it must be a hoax created by the deep state"
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 12, 2021, 06:53:59 PM
The Clintons must be abusing children on the other side of that river.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2021, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 12, 2021, 06:53:59 PM
The Clintons must be abusing children on the other side of that river.
According to leaked emails reading "From the desk of Killery DO NOT READ PRO-FREEDOM GOP" the word "river" secretly refers to waterboarding cocker spaniels at a secret CIA facility somewhere in the NYC metro tunnels.  Therefore, it's permissible - scratch that, patriotic - to go shoot up a Subway restaurant.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 13, 2021, 11:29:13 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on August 12, 2021, 06:27:00 PM
At this point I'm not convinced that a good 25% of the population wouldn't plow on ahead strictly out of "principle".

When it floods where I live, due to tropic storms or hurricanes, there are always people who die because of it. Most of the time, it's because they decided to ignore warnings and drive straight into deep waters. People are stupid.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 13, 2021, 12:11:02 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 15, 2021, 01:35:56 PM
@Gawdzilla Sama Are you off the vest?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2021, 01:52:42 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 15, 2021, 01:35:56 PM
@Gawdzilla Sama Are you off the vest?
Old pictures.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 15, 2021, 02:36:09 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2021, 01:52:42 PM
Old pictures.

What does that mean?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2021, 03:27:24 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 15, 2021, 02:36:09 PM
What does that mean?
Sorry, misread your question. I'm still cyborg-ish.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 15, 2021, 08:43:15 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on August 15, 2021, 09:56:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2021, 12:14:25 AM


Cameron Mitchell:  "Nothing yet, you?"
Daniel Jackson:  "Drawing a blank" *pauses* "...a little thirsty."
Cameron:  "That doesn't count."
Daniel:  "No it doesn't"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54XGQ6ZXxf8
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2021, 01:46:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2021, 01:57:17 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on August 16, 2021, 04:57:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2021, 06:38:48 PM
To be fair, the reason that warning exists is because people in the past did that and sued (not necessarily the same people)

And technology has advanced to the point where it's no longer necessary to manually adjust most stuff.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2021, 01:32:46 AM
Before long there will be a sign on top of Mt. Everest: "Do not come up here naked."
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 17, 2021, 02:36:58 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2021, 01:32:46 AM
Before long there will be a sign on top of Mt. Everest: "Do not come up here naked."
Do not come up here, period. Should be.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2021, 06:06:04 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on August 17, 2021, 02:36:58 AM
Do not come up here, period. Should be.
First hit for "Removing bodies..." https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/climbing/everest-dead-bodies-trash-removal/
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 17, 2021, 11:44:11 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2021, 02:58:29 PM


It wasn't called the French Empire for nothin'.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2021, 03:38:30 PM
This is why I never wanted to teach history.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2021, 11:00:25 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2021, 03:38:30 PM
This is why I never wanted to teach history.
Get to them at 15 and you'd see a lot less dumb tweets at 30.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2021, 06:17:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 17, 2021, 11:00:25 PM
Get to them at 15 and you'd see a lot less dumb tweets at 30.
LOL, they're hopeless by 15. My high school history teacher and I used to get into raging debates while the rest of the class dozed.
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Post by: Shiranu on August 18, 2021, 05:05:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2021, 05:15:29 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on August 18, 2021, 11:23:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2021, 11:54:52 PM
Footage of Abbot cutting in line to receive "his" Regeneron treatment at taxpayer expense:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIo6yHc7_Sc
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2021, 11:46:15 AM


Promotional consideration for this news segment has been paid for by the Ultra-Luxe.
The Ultra-Luxe. Live life in the lap of luxury.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 19, 2021, 01:16:14 PM
Brother's getting married tomorrow. Should be happy. But this week just has left me empty.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 19, 2021, 01:46:43 PM
The '75 Survivors' Club is going to form groups for this latest debacle.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2021, 04:56:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2021, 11:52:53 PM


My favorite thing about owning a car is the fact that I only have to fill it up maybe 3-4 times a month and that it requires no other expenses but gas.

Also, internet here is super cheap and fast thanks to the diverse array of PSSSHTTTT!!!  Ha!  Couldn't even make it through that one with a straight face!  *slaps knee*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 20, 2021, 06:13:12 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 19, 2021, 11:52:53 PM


My favorite thing about owning a car is the fact that I only have to fill it up maybe 3-4 times a month and that it requires no other expenses but gas.

I hope you have insurance.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 20, 2021, 08:23:15 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 19, 2021, 11:52:53 PM


My favorite thing about owning a car is the fact that I only have to fill it up maybe 3-4 times a month and that it requires no other expenses but gas.

Also, internet here is super cheap and fast thanks to the diverse array of PSSSHTTTT!!!  Ha!  Couldn't even make it through that one with a straight face!  *slaps knee*

I fill up the car once a month, maybe twice.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2021, 09:36:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2021, 10:25:46 PM


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulture_bee
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Post by: Shiranu on August 20, 2021, 11:11:27 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 19, 2021, 11:52:53 PM



>25-year old making $100,000
>$20 internet
>$40 Cellphone service
>A house cleaner?
>Donations?
>$825 rent?

Holy shit these people are out of touch with reality. They literally got basically every possible thing wrong.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2021, 02:10:39 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 21, 2021, 03:07:12 PM
WTF?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 22, 2021, 08:30:28 AM
OK, I forgot this was a funny thread, didn't get to Hydra's last lines because I've read the cnbc 25 year old twit like freaking 4 times and got stuck there for I dunno how many seconds. Obviously, I know a very little about a foreign country but man... I think more than the internet, house cleaning is the best -or the worst- thing in that typical spending chart. LOL
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 22, 2021, 09:22:28 AM
I thought I'd been swooshed and was asking for help.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 22, 2021, 09:49:51 AM
It's an article criticizing cookie popups and it has a cookie popup.  Pretty self-explanatory.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 22, 2021, 12:25:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 22, 2021, 09:49:51 AM
It's an article criticizing cookie popups and it has a cookie popup.  Pretty self-explanatory.
I ignore those popups so thoroughly that I didn't even notice that one.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2021, 11:56:07 PM


Now the siege is over and we have to repair what we've damaged.  :'(
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 24, 2021, 06:11:40 AM
Loads of trebuchets in Age of Empires II. Love/hate here.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2021, 02:30:04 PM
I know it's cool in video games and movies to see a huge number of siege engines absolutely leveling part of a castle in like 30 seconds, but the reality is that there were 1-3 tops and they mostly just gave besieging archers a platform to rain arrows down on defending archers and/or punched small breaches in the walls.

Ramps, sappers and/or good old fashioned disease/starvation are the unsung heroes here.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 24, 2021, 04:48:03 PM
This hurt my brain.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 24, 2021, 05:39:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 24, 2021, 02:30:04 PM
I know it's cool in video games and movies to see a huge number of siege engines absolutely leveling part of a castle in like 30 seconds, but the reality is that there were 1-3 tops and they mostly just gave besieging archers a platform to rain arrows down on defending archers and/or punched small breaches in the walls.

Ramps, sappers and/or good old fashioned disease/starvation are the unsung heroes here.
I remember one scene in a movie (Hearts and Iron?) where the tre. flung a diseased horse corpse into the castle and it went down the well. Dumb lucky shot, but "I'd rather be lucky than good" stood me in good stead for decades.

How many tres did Legolas command in the Holy Lands?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2021, 07:14:08 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 24, 2021, 05:39:25 PM
I remember one scene in a movie (Hearts and Iron?) where the tre. flung a diseased horse corpse into the castle and it went down the well. Dumb lucky shot, but "I'd rather be lucky than good" stood me in good stead for decades.
The Mongols famously did that once.  Not sure if anyone else tried it.  Probably did it in less exotic ways, like poisoning the wells or deliberately herding sick livestock/people towards the castle.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2021, 11:31:17 PM


Also, I damage myself when I attack.  Not sure if that's a class feature or legit curse.
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Post by: trdsf on August 25, 2021, 02:56:51 AM
I put up window film for three reasons: to cut down on the ambient light and lower my AC usage, to amuse my cat, and to stop the birds I feed on the outside sill from being freaked out by the amused cat.  Two of those three are in evidence here:

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2021, 10:46:16 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 26, 2021, 02:47:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 27, 2021, 09:03:48 AM


Still waiting on that check to clear...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 27, 2021, 06:25:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 27, 2021, 10:57:12 PM


*vomits blood*
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 28, 2021, 07:10:16 AM
That reminds Cad Goddeu...may be even taken from there. Battle of Trees. No elves involved though.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2021, 07:39:56 AM
That's Shin Godzilla in one of his phases.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 28, 2021, 08:56:53 AM
LOL I haven't seen it. I didn't even know it existed till your post. Is it good?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2021, 10:03:54 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 28, 2021, 08:56:53 AMLOL I haven't seen it. I didn't even know it existed till your post. Is it good?
Yes.  It didn't blow me away, but I enjoyed it.  A very grounded, realistic setting.  And Godzilla's progressive transformations are somewhat disturbing.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2021, 10:06:41 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2021, 10:03:54 AM
Yes.  It didn't blow me away, but I enjoyed it.  A very grounded, realistic setting.  And Godzilla's progressive transformations are somewhat disturbing.
It was an allegory for the Japanese government's handling of the Fukushima disaster. Government change every few days/hours/minutes, each with "the plan" for dealing. Ultimately they just shoot the shit out of it and hope.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 28, 2021, 12:51:41 PM
Progressive transformations. Hmm. 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 28, 2021, 01:31:28 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 28, 2021, 12:51:41 PM
Progressive transformations. Hmm. 
Call it "evolution" if you will. The first one on land was absurdly funny looking.
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Post by: Cassia on August 29, 2021, 05:35:35 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on August 29, 2021, 09:15:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2021, 12:21:12 PM
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Post by: Feral Atheist on September 02, 2021, 02:31:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 19, 2021, 11:52:53 PM


My favorite thing about owning a car is the fact that I only have to fill it up maybe 3-4 times a month and that it requires no other expenses but gas.

Also, internet here is super cheap and fast thanks to the diverse array of PSSSHTTTT!!!  Ha!  Couldn't even make it through that one with a straight face!  *slaps knee*
$100K a year and 825 in rent.  Is he renting mom's basement?
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 02, 2021, 04:31:14 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 02, 2021, 09:48:46 PM
Quote from: Feral Atheist on September 02, 2021, 02:31:53 PM
$100K a year and 825 in rent.  Is he renting mom's basement?
Our combined take home is $100k and our rent is $100,000. (St Louis), three bedroom two car garage.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2021, 09:44:51 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2021, 11:09:31 AM
Real life:



Idiocracy:

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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 08, 2021, 06:55:01 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2021, 11:04:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2021, 04:12:57 PM


*56k modem noise*
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2021, 02:25:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2021, 10:03:13 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 12, 2021, 12:09:34 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 12, 2021, 06:11:48 PM

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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 12, 2021, 11:00:49 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2021, 11:22:14 PM
Your pix are not showing up for me, security violation of some kind.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2021, 12:57:37 AM


It's just polite.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 13, 2021, 06:22:17 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 12, 2021, 11:22:14 PM
Your pix are not showing up for me, security violation of some kind.

Oh...I have no idea why. This is the only free site I have.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 13, 2021, 06:36:54 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 13, 2021, 06:22:17 AM
Oh...I have no idea why. This is the only free site I have.
imgur.com
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2021, 10:14:27 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2021, 10:22:49 AM


*mic drop*
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 13, 2021, 01:07:09 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 12, 2021, 11:00:49 PM

For me this would be the equivalent of driving to Atlanta and back. I would not drive to Atlanta for fish and chips. I've been know to drive to Atlanta for a special event like a concert, sporting event, or more recently an 80th birthday party for an uncle. I might even plan on a special meal while there, but a trip just for dinner? That's a big nope. 
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 13, 2021, 01:27:34 PM
Travel for dinner?  Nope.  I mean, McDonald's is as good in Merced as it is in San Francisco.  Don't ya think???
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 13, 2021, 09:54:44 PM
I wish I could just walk to places, but that picture is pretty accurate. Basically everything is half an hour away. Can't walk anywhere.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2021, 12:24:42 AM
For me, 20-30 min is a trivial, routine trip.  45-60 is uncommon, but doable.  And 60+ is a long trip.
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Post by: Shiranu on September 14, 2021, 12:57:23 AM
Furthest I would drive just to eat is probably Houston, about a 2 hour drive. 45-60 min each way is pretty much a daily for me when I was working.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 14, 2021, 03:21:06 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 13, 2021, 06:36:54 AM
imgur.com

Ah yeah we got that back didn't we? It's been years, but I still forget.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 14, 2021, 03:32:42 AM
Guys, that American travel thing is a part of a series of American myths... It is a set along with 'Americans throw their kids out in the street at 18' and of course because of this 'Americans don't have relatives and relations', which goes on with 'It makes sense! They are a mix of many nations, they don't have one'... :lol:

Well, you guys do go to the market by car. You have no idea how incredible that is... :lol:
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 14, 2021, 03:50:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 14, 2021, 12:24:42 AM
For me, 20-30 min is a trivial, routine trip.  45-60 is uncommon, but doable.  And 60+ is a long trip.

By train or by electric bike, my commute is a little over  50 minutes, one way.
Belgium is small and I live in one of it's biggest cities, but I still chose to work 17 miles from home.

Going by car would be faster, but it would cost gasoline, a parking spot and give me a lot more stress.
I prefer a longer bikeride, giving me time to clear my head.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 14, 2021, 04:04:28 AM
If I don't wait for a bus -you often don't- it takes around 50 mins to go to downtown for me. Bus + Subway or Tram...And also for another downtown at the other side we have ferries and that could push the journey a little.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 14, 2021, 07:25:15 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 14, 2021, 03:32:42 AM
Guys, that American travel thing is a part of a series of American myths...
Did a three hundred mile trip (c. 1963) to leave Mom to take care of the Y-donor's mother. There and back in three days so we could make school that Monday. Neighbor met me and bro when we got off the bus that PM. "Get your things ready, you're going back to Missouri." One less Granny.
Quote

Well, you guys do go to the market by car. You have no idea how incredible that is... :lol:
I'm two miles from the nearest market. In the summer the eggs would hatch before I got home with them.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 14, 2021, 09:35:07 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 14, 2021, 07:25:15 AM
... I'm two miles from the nearest market. In the summer the eggs would hatch before I got home with them.

I'm being facetious. It's just we have markets and supermarket in every block and those blocks are very small, we walk to them, because everywhere is relatively very near compared to yours. :lol: But of course there are big places people go by car in big cities.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 14, 2021, 10:20:24 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 14, 2021, 09:35:07 AM
I'm being facetious. It's just we have markets and supermarket in every block and those blocks are very small, we walk to them, because everywhere is relatively very near compared to yours. :lol: But of course there are big places people go by car in big cities.
I actually would prefer the European system, picking up tonight's meal on the way home during a (possibly) casual walk about the 'hood. I know my immediate neighbors, but a mile or more away there's nothing but strangers.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 15, 2021, 01:50:40 AM


The little guy just got his covid relief check, too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 15, 2021, 09:57:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2021, 10:45:03 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 16, 2021, 04:18:36 PM
By Chinese law, posting this actually makes me an international terrorist. Also, Xi looks like Winnie the Po.



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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2021, 11:00:09 PM


Has your life taken a turn? Do troubles beset you? Has fortune left you behind? If so, the Sierra Madre Casino, in all its glory, is inviting you to Begin Again.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2021, 01:14:06 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 18, 2021, 06:38:18 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 18, 2021, 08:55:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2021, 09:00:00 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2021, 12:19:32 AM


Away team, two to beam up
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2021, 07:16:21 AM
LOL, I can imagine the customers this "beauty supply" store gets. Chantel West Coast?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2021, 09:27:53 PM


Analog clocks were a mistake.  A mistake slowly being rectified by digital clocks.
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Post by: Cassia on September 21, 2021, 10:03:56 PM
Always some sort of astable oscillator...Turning of an hourglass, electrically excited crystal, spring pendulum, or 9 billion oscillations of a cesium atom = 1s. Makes me wonder about the human heart nerves and what form that oscillator takes. Probably chemical reactions expiring/recharging and regulated by hormones....
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 22, 2021, 09:30:41 AM
Quote from: Cassia on September 21, 2021, 10:03:56 PM
Always some sort of astable oscillator...Turning of an hourglass, electrically excited crystal, spring pendulum, or 9 billion oscillations of a cesium atom = 1s. Makes me wonder about the human heart nerves and what form that oscillator takes. Probably chemical reactions expiring/recharging and regulated by hormones....

Never thought of that way. I love mechanical watches though.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2021, 01:15:44 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2021, 06:14:28 PM
Well that's just ducky.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 23, 2021, 04:45:59 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 25, 2021, 02:46:47 PM


And no, I won't explain it.  😎
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 26, 2021, 01:42:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2021, 03:00:27 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 26, 2021, 03:16:13 PM
Those people are sitting in the First row in some Jurassic Park.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2021, 09:21:47 PM


And that's how Applebloom was made
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Post by: Dark Lightning on September 26, 2021, 09:54:18 PM
Dayam. If I had been penetrated by a horse, I'd expect to remember it. Never mind the biological facts of horse and...human can't breed true. She's been reading too many Xanth novels, I guess.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 27, 2021, 02:10:22 AM
What happened in Arkansas?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 27, 2021, 07:07:48 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 27, 2021, 02:10:22 AM
What happened in Arkansas?
My cousins. The last lead mine in the US is in Arkansas.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2021, 02:01:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2021, 02:24:08 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 27, 2021, 10:03:05 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 27, 2021, 02:10:22 AM
What happened in Arkansas?

Arkansas, along with ________________ (pick your favorite state to rag on) is the butt of of many sex with your cousin/sister/daughter jokes.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 27, 2021, 10:03:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 28, 2021, 12:40:56 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2021, 06:54:24 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on September 27, 2021, 10:03:05 PM
Arkansas, along with ________________ (pick your favorite state to rag on) is the butt of of many sex with your cousin/sister/daughter jokes.
Their family tree looks like a palm.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2021, 01:39:36 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2021, 01:56:46 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2021, 11:12:11 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 02, 2021, 06:13:16 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2021, 01:13:40 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 02, 2021, 01:17:05 PM
Does this^ have anything to do with Polka? E: (I googled,lol.)  I swear he is doing on purpose, lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2021, 01:21:26 AM
No idea how you got polka out of that.

I'll explain since I doubt this joke gets much use internationally.
In the US, a very common setup-punchline joke/insult is to get someone to say or even just be led to think about "deez".  That's the setup phase.
Then, the punchline is to say "deez (these) nuts (testicles)" while grabbing or pointing towards one's crotch.  Finger guns and/or "gottem" are both acceptable aftermath actions.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 03, 2021, 06:50:23 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 03, 2021, 01:21:26 AM
No idea how you got polka out of that.

I'll explain since I doubt this joke gets much use internationally.
In the US, a very common setup-punchline joke/insult is to get someone to say or even just be led to think about "deez".  That's the setup phase.
Then, the punchline is to say "deez (these) nuts (testicles)" while grabbing or pointing towards one's crotch.  Finger guns and/or "gottem" are both acceptable aftermath actions.

Ah... I think we have it too.

Apparently, there is a family band called The Polka- Nuts.  The first time I googled I saw their albums. I have no idea. I don't remember what I typed, lol.  Cds Nuts probably.

http://www.thepolkanuts.com/
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2021, 04:09:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 04, 2021, 09:26:47 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 04, 2021, 09:28:07 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 04, 2021, 09:37:17 AM
That was a gristly take on history.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2021, 01:03:57 AM
The internet today:

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2021, 01:51:50 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 05, 2021, 05:15:48 AM
New name: Faceblock.
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Post by: SGOS on October 05, 2021, 05:42:53 AM
Fakebook
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 05, 2021, 06:22:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 05, 2021, 01:51:50 AM


Lol, are those literally translated dutch proverbs?

I don't know the upper left one, but translated literally the other two become 'Wat moet, dat moet.' and 'Nu, boter bij de vis(sen)."
Which are Dutch proverbs

Here is another one. "From that farmer no eggs."

"You hit the nail on the head."

"When the cat has left the house, the mice dance on the table."

"The monkey comes out of the sleeve."

"The bullet is through the church."

"Eight is more than a thousand." (Impossible to translate properly.)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2021, 06:56:30 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 06, 2021, 08:16:32 PM
^   :grin: Ima have to go and check out that ElectricBunny website!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2021, 10:35:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2021, 01:09:52 PM


The soap is even edible!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2021, 07:06:42 PM


So...do I...uhh...hmmm... *scratches chin*
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 07, 2021, 07:28:41 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 07, 2021, 07:57:22 PM
Eh?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2021, 10:17:04 PM


Too much cardio.  Just let me go.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 08, 2021, 01:19:10 PM
I love that movie. It's probably the cutest zombie movie.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 08, 2021, 01:52:38 PM


I mean, he's not wrong...
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 09, 2021, 10:54:08 AM


So crunchy!
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 10, 2021, 12:00:36 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 10, 2021, 12:37:51 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2021, 12:45:18 AM
My explanation is that Mandalorians are genetically predisposed to stubbornness and eccentric behavior.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2021, 12:54:00 AM


The 70s was a simpler time.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2021, 01:00:07 AM


We have seen some stuff, lemme tell you
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 10, 2021, 02:16:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2021, 02:17:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2021, 11:23:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2021, 01:49:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2021, 12:47:52 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2021, 01:07:57 PM


Familiar with =/= knows how it works
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 14, 2021, 01:05:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 13, 2021, 01:07:57 PM


Familiar with =/= knows how it works

I misread that at first, and thought Jules was saying that she hadn't left her 12-year-old child's side once since birthing them. Talk about helicopter parenting.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2021, 11:33:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2021, 11:40:01 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 15, 2021, 10:59:34 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 15, 2021, 12:08:26 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on October 15, 2021, 10:59:34 AM

Been there, done that, got the coffee cup, t-shirt, and six inch scar on my sternum.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 16, 2021, 12:31:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 16, 2021, 10:55:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2021, 12:01:19 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 17, 2021, 01:17:28 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 17, 2021, 05:55:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 16, 2021, 10:55:20 PM

Ah, good old NCC-1701Y. I miss her.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 17, 2021, 11:25:26 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 17, 2021, 12:01:19 AM


This reminds me the famous pic of two men working with electric cables, in muddy water up to their calves. 2000s maybe?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 17, 2021, 12:02:29 PM
Super weapons on USS Missouri in WWII? Now it can be told!

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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 17, 2021, 02:57:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2021, 03:22:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2021, 09:00:42 PM


Lana: ANIMAL FARM IS A BOOK!

Archer: No, it’s not Lana. It’s an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2021, 11:28:21 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2021, 06:26:57 AM
The poster is right, Europe is only a continent because the Europeans controlled the dialog.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 18, 2021, 09:53:09 AM
For example, Greek culture is an Eastern culture. Russia created a Renaissance culture to transform itself. So it has nothing to with geography, lol.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2021, 11:34:15 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 18, 2021, 09:53:09 AM
For example, Greek culture is an Eastern culture. Russia created a Renaissance culture to transform itself. So it has nothing to with geography, lol.
And Scandinavia is added to Europe because ... reasons.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 18, 2021, 11:48:41 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 17, 2021, 09:00:42 PM


Lana: ANIMAL FARM IS A BOOK!

Archer: No, it’s not Lana. It’s an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS!

Holly shit...I've mised this...It's hillarious.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 18, 2021, 12:49:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2021, 07:03:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2021, 11:12:47 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 19, 2021, 01:52:00 AM
It's hard being famous

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2021, 07:56:46 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on October 19, 2021, 11:35:23 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 20, 2021, 12:00:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 19, 2021, 07:56:46 PM


Given the time span over which dinosaurs roamed the earth, pretty much every molecule of water we drink may have been in contact with dinosaur poo. Further, given where we get most of our water in the US today, there is every chance that fish have done their business in it. Then again, many of us drink yeast excrement in one form or another. Funny world!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2021, 01:26:39 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2021, 04:27:41 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2021, 11:16:01 AM
I slept three hours last night. Totally okay to drive right now. (I can see the Starbucks from my front window.)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2021, 01:55:26 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 22, 2021, 09:15:03 AM
Christians--they don't understand irony or hypocrisy.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2021, 09:23:06 AM
I think she was partly remembering that LeVay had written The Satanic Bible to disprove religion in general and the Devil in particular.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2021, 03:07:41 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 23, 2021, 10:25:44 PM
:lol: That's right, I'm waterboarding this teddy bear!
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 24, 2021, 12:31:06 PM
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Post by: Cassia on October 24, 2021, 01:33:43 PM
When Covid drops down to endemic levels there will be an opportunity for conservatives and liberals to finally have civil dialog again. I plan to try in my little sphere because if the downward spiral proceeds.....well we know our history.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 24, 2021, 02:24:04 PM
Quote from: Cassia on October 24, 2021, 01:33:43 PM
When Covid drops down to endemic levels there will be an opportunity for conservatives and liberals to finally have civil dialog again. I plan to try in my little sphere because if the downward spiral proceeds.....well we know our history.
Trump is campaigning for 2024, and getting attention. Civility will be scarce.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on October 24, 2021, 02:56:21 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 24, 2021, 02:24:04 PM
Trump is campaigning for 2024

Winning would be his best chance of keeping himself and his family out of jail.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2021, 03:32:31 PM


To be fair, I'm pretty sure he's an equal-opportunity serial killer.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2021, 03:45:55 PM


Sometimes, people just need a helping hand
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 24, 2021, 04:06:59 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on October 24, 2021, 02:56:21 PM
Winning would be his best chance of keeping himself and his family out of jail.

The man would let his children go to jail in his stead, if it could guarantee his own freedom. I truly believe this.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 24, 2021, 04:26:02 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on October 24, 2021, 09:56:43 PM
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure he's an equal-opportunity serial killer.

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Post by: Blackleaf on October 24, 2021, 10:17:31 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on October 24, 2021, 02:56:21 PM
Winning would be his best chance of keeping himself and his family out of jail.

He's not going to jail either way. The law doesn't apply to people like him.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 24, 2021, 11:09:34 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 24, 2021, 10:17:31 PM
He's not going to jail either way. The law doesn't apply to people like him.

True. If one has enough money one can buy results. I call it the legal system, as justice is relatively rarely seen. I think that it's pretty disgusting, really, but I don't have a lot of money, so my position is understandable. I'll admit that I have enough that I have attorneys on retainer to avoid losing what I do have. It's actually not all that expensive- it's like a legal HMO. NB: I am NOT shilling for any company, and many companies may provide this service, but I don't know about them. If anyone cares to ask, I will respond. I am not a salesperson.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2021, 11:16:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2021, 11:19:33 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 25, 2021, 09:26:19 AM
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Oh gawd...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 25, 2021, 09:28:57 AM
Yeah...I'm getting there. Still not there...but.

Quote from: Blackleaf on October 24, 2021, 12:31:06 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 25, 2021, 02:25:09 PM


Hybrid vigor
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 27, 2021, 08:08:58 AM
I spent three years in Sicily. That shit would get you murdered. But then it's Sicily, you'd get murdered for blocking somebody's driveway.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 27, 2021, 12:26:30 PM
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Somebody told me about this two days ago. Apparently, it's from iCarly. That Disney Channel show.





It was obviously meant as a joke, but some people apparently took it seriously and tried it. lol
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 27, 2021, 01:03:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 27, 2021, 05:48:41 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on October 27, 2021, 07:29:46 PM
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Honestly, I could almost see this working in a real taco (soft wrap)... maybe even lightly grill the tortilla. Have some sliced tomato thrown in, maybe some garlic or onion... honestly sounds kinda good.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 28, 2021, 08:28:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 28, 2021, 10:49:00 PM


...Luke Skywalker.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 29, 2021, 02:54:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 29, 2021, 09:49:27 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 29, 2021, 10:34:43 PM
:lol: Jackson Pollack, move over!
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 30, 2021, 08:48:42 AM
Better than Picasso.
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Post by: Shiranu on October 31, 2021, 01:02:56 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2021, 08:56:21 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 30, 2021, 08:48:42 AM
Better than Picasso.

You are breaking m heart.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 31, 2021, 09:44:31 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2021, 08:56:21 AM
You are breaking m heart.
Don't worry Shoe.  I love paintings and sculptor.  I like artists like Rockwell, Thomas Cole, O'keeffe, Bierstadt, Dali, Rodin, Remington,  and a slew of others who I don't remember.  I especially like Cole and his Journey of Life.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2021, 11:14:48 AM
Lol, I'm being facetious. His art is very diverse anyway.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2021, 11:18:27 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2021, 11:34:09 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2021, 11:41:34 AM
Yes, Ovens! Why? It's a test isn't it?
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 31, 2021, 12:02:19 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2021, 11:14:48 AM
Lol, I'm being facetious. His art is very diverse anyway.
If he was 5 years old, then his 'art' would be decent.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2021, 12:13:22 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 31, 2021, 12:02:19 PM
If he was 5 years old, then his 'art' would be decent.

LOL, are you serious?
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 31, 2021, 01:02:02 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2021, 12:13:22 PM
LOL, are you serious?
Yep.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2021, 03:43:45 PM
Ooof, Mike. I understand the matter of taste. But when you start to suggest what art is or isn't with the worst cliché, you get into Baruch territory. The last person I had this conversation was pr128.

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Post by: Mike Cl on October 31, 2021, 08:06:36 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2021, 03:43:45 PM
Ooof, Mike. I understand the matter of taste. But when you start to suggest what art is or isn't with the worst cliché, you get into Baruch territory. The last person I had this conversation was pr128.
None of what I said was meant to apply or appeal to anyone but me.  Art, like beauty, is a personal thing.  What you may consider art I may consider trash.  I realize that.  Same with food--that is the best stuff I have ever tasted!!--and I spit it out.  And visa versa.  When in an art museum, (like the Smithsonian or Louvre--yes, I've been to both), I may tell someone that I really love or hate a piece, but I do not put anyone down for what they like or don't like.  There is no explaining 'taste' in anything;  I can't even tell you why I have whatever taste I do have.  I simply do not like anything I've seen Picasso do that I like.  You may love all of it, and that is okay with me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2021, 08:57:44 PM
There is some logic to it - a trash bin wouldn't be mistaken for art (probably).  So there's a very fuzzy boundary between art and non-art.  And like food, I delight in some stuff that others might turn their nose down on, and then there's stuff that's hugely popular that I can't for the life of me understand the appeal.  Like chipmunk stuffed in quail stuffed in bengal tiger smothered in organic catsup bizarre.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 31, 2021, 10:06:59 PM
Who would have thought a can of Campbell's soup would be art?  Better know that if I had it, it would be sold! :)
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 31, 2021, 10:46:04 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 31, 2021, 11:08:06 PM
^Sickening, but true. I simply amazes me that people would vote against their own best interests.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 31, 2021, 11:10:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 31, 2021, 08:57:44 PM
There is some logic to it - a trash bin wouldn't be mistaken for art (probably).  So there's a very fuzzy boundary between art and non-art.  And like food, I delight in some stuff that others might turn their nose down on, and then there's stuff that's hugely popular that I can't for the life of me understand the appeal.  Like chipmunk stuffed in quail stuffed in bengal tiger smothered in organic catsup bizarre.

IK,R? Catsup? WTF? :P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 01, 2021, 12:27:22 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2021, 12:13:22 PM
LOL, are you serious?
Pollock is bollocks. He's a parody of an artist.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2021, 02:57:48 AM
Art has very little to do with individual tastes or opinions. I didn't react because I 'love' Picasso, and 'oh my god how much art' it is. It's part of art history, and a huge net of culture, not what we call art today. I react to this because it is willfully ignorant and dumb to look at this -please note that it's 'this', not 'his'- as '5 year old's painting'. In any case, it's a good or a bad show -depends on how you look at it- about lack of historical perspective. Anyway, It's not about liking Picasso or Warhol. (Gawd, it is two places worlds away.) Cubism is about industrial revolution, abstract thought, unprecedented change in that time it affected everything from literature to music. Abstract thought. Are you aware what is about to arrive? Hint, his first name is Albert. Or 50 years later, in case of the famous soup can, it is about mass production and consumerism, even 'art's death'. Esp. the soup can is a bit like the pigeon and the board thing of the artworld.

Yeah, it looks like a world of its own, and I get that we take ourselves too seriously, think we are free from and above all that bullshit, but unfortunately we are not. Because the world; history, culture...do not work the way altright morons of the world think it does. Humanities, social sciences are not some pile of nonsense blah blah and blah blah we should remove. If we could do that, it would be the man in the high castle over a night.

So yeah, it is willfully ignorant to call Picasso's work '3 year old child's work' (putting the original version). And also it is not an expression of an opinion or a taste, it is a learned line because Picasso himself has said that it took blah years for him to learn to paint/draw like a 3 year old. Because he is perfectly able to draw or paint in traditional terms, or like 'artists'. Don't remember the details how/when/why he said that. He didn't talk much. But the point is, it is a learned reaction. And please remember there has been tons of negative propaganda about this man in for a long time in the states. Is that wrong? Because it always feels like there is a special case with him.

Rockwell on the other hand, just learned to illustrate, but they called him an artist out of charity. :lol:

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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2021, 06:04:25 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 31, 2021, 08:57:44 PM
There is some logic to it - a trash bin wouldn't be mistaken for art (probably).  So there's a very fuzzy boundary between art and non-art.  And like food, I delight in some stuff that others might turn their nose down on, and then there's stuff that's hugely popular that I can't for the life of me understand the appeal.  Like chipmunk stuffed in quail stuffed in bengal tiger smothered in organic catsup bizarre.

I don't know about the food, but you'd make a decent art connoisseur. :lol: I swear, I'm saying that lovingly.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2021, 09:20:13 AM
I could, but I think I'd have to dial up my arrogance and elitism to hitherto undreamt of levels, like that art critic in Candyman.  :P

But in seriousness, here's the kind of art I go for:
1) realistic/semi-relatistic human anatomy (at least somewhat naturalistic, though I can make exceptions for especially vivid works)
2) colors!
3) conveys an emotion

That's what I'm looking for.  That's why I like Mona Lisa and Starry Night and The Scream and that's why I don't like almost anything Picasso has put out.  Because I have no clue what he's going for, so whatever he was trying to convey is lost on me.  Like speaking Chinese, I'm sure someone understands, but it ain't me.  Yes, he's a part of history.  But everything's a part of history.  So that alone doesn't mean much to me.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 01, 2021, 10:02:07 AM
Shoe, I understand you love history, as do I, but your interest is probably more diverse than my interest in it.  As Hydra says, everything is history.  And art is a very important segment of world history even before there was 'history'.  Art is an important part of a societies or groups zeitgeist--and an individual's thoughts and his/her self expression.  But when you say: "Art has very little to do with individual tastes or opinions." I disagree.  As an art and art history critic, I fully understand why you would say that.  But, yes, I am fully aware of my willful ignorance in the area of art history; and I don't expect I will do anything about it, either.  At my age I focus on what interests me (I am willfully ignorant of much much more than just art but I will not remedy that except in a few small areas.)  I am not an art critic nor act like one even among friends.  I love art, but I love a piece, hate a piece or most often fall in the middle.  In Picasso's case, a few I hate and the rest is simply 'art', and don't feel strongly one way or the other.  It is obvious that he was an important artist but I don't care enough to dig into his history or where he fits into the puzzle of art history.  My love of art is intensely personal in that I know what I like or dislike and I can often explain to myself why.  Two of my most pleasurable days was spent in the Smithsonian art gallery and the Louvre.  I appreciated all the art  (not just the paintings), hated some and loved some.  For me art is what rings a bell in me and is very much like 'fine' wine or food.  My wife is an excellent cook and enjoys using spices and combo's of spices, many of which I've not heard of.  I enjoy her cooking--but sometimes I simply want a bowl of beans and I'll add the salt myself.   
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2021, 01:34:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 01, 2021, 09:20:13 AM
I could, but I think I'd have to dial up my arrogance and elitism to hitherto undreamt of levels, like that art critic in Candyman.  :P

Nah, you could be a rebellious one. :P For a moment I put you in France. Gawd. You'd be out in some protest weekly. :lol:


QuoteBut in seriousness, here's the kind of art I go for:
1) realistic/semi-relatistic human anatomy (at least somewhat naturalistic, though I can make exceptions for especially vivid works)
2) colors!
3) conveys an emotion

That's what I'm looking for.  That's why I like Mona Lisa and Starry Night and The Scream and that's why I don't like almost anything Picasso has put out.  Because I have no clue what he's going for, so whatever he was trying to convey is lost on me.  Like speaking Chinese, I'm sure someone understands, but it ain't me.  Yes, he's a part of history.  But everything's a part of history.  So that alone doesn't mean much to me.

When I said history, I didn't mean something that general, lol. Yeah I get it. But trust me it is not that alien, nowhere near difficult (I know you didn't think you think that way) and don't be surprised if you like it when you are sixty. :D It's pretty enjoyable.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2021, 01:58:04 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 01, 2021, 10:02:07 AM
Shoe, I understand you love history, as do I, but your interest is probably more diverse than my interest in it.  As Hydra says, everything is history.  And art is a very important segment of world history even before there was 'history'.  Art is an important part of a societies or groups zeitgeist--and an individual's thoughts and his/her self expression.  But when you say: "Art has very little to do with individual tastes or opinions." I disagree.  As an art and art history critic, I fully understand why you would say that.  But, yes, I am fully aware of my willful ignorance in the area of art history; and I don't expect I will do anything about it, either.  At my age I focus on what interests me (I am willfully ignorant of much much more than just art but I will not remedy that except in a few small areas.)  I am not an art critic nor act like one even among friends.  I love art, but I love a piece, hate a piece or most often fall in the middle.  In Picasso's case, a few I hate and the rest is simply 'art', and don't feel strongly one way or the other.  It is obvious that he was an important artist but I don't care enough to dig into his history or where he fits into the puzzle of art history.  My love of art is intensely personal in that I know what I like or dislike and I can often explain to myself why.  Two of my most pleasurable days was spent in the Smithsonian art gallery and the Louvre.  I appreciated all the art  (not just the paintings), hated some and loved some.  For me art is what rings a bell in me and is very much like 'fine' wine or food.  My wife is an excellent cook and enjoys using spices and combo's of spices, many of which I've not heard of.  I enjoy her cooking--but sometimes I simply want a bowl of beans and I'll add the salt myself.

OK. I get it. :lol: I didn't mean you -or anyone- should 'learn' about it. But you know what, this is getting interesting. Do you really have a hate relationship with a few art pieces or you just remember those pieces when somebody says Picasso? I'm curious.

Traditional art history is a stillborn discipline. It's run its course as far as it can. But you know what's so amazing about it beyond all? It puts you on the map with everything history wise.



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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2021, 02:05:53 PM
One of my faves.  I hope I didn't post it before.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2021, 03:12:05 PM
I wish I could have this made as a huuuuge banner and hang it to somewhere really central. Minus his face and name obviously, he'd be a target. But that smile is like punctuation in there ffs.

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Post by: Mike Cl on November 01, 2021, 04:28:01 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2021, 01:58:04 PM
OK. I get it. :lol: I didn't mean you -or anyone- should 'learn' about it. But you know what, this is getting interesting. Do you really have a hate relationship with a few art pieces or you just remember those pieces when somebody says Picasso? I'm curious.

Traditional art history is a stillborn discipline. It's run its course as far as it can. But you know what's so amazing about it beyond all? It puts you on the map with everything history wise.
Hate may be too strong a word, for everybody has their own tastes in art.  But Picassso's works like Dog looks childish and unfinished.  I think Picasso could have drawn a straight line on a white piece of paper and sold it.  On the other had, Don Quixote by him is as close as I can get to liking a work of his.  An artist whose works I usually like, is Thomas Cole.  And I particularly like his series Journey of Life.  Yes, I know he is Christian but I interpret the symbols in those painting my own way.  And I have great fun with the works of Dali and Escher.   
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2021, 09:14:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2021, 09:19:31 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 02, 2021, 11:38:35 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 02, 2021, 01:48:21 PM
LOL @ the facial expression at the end.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 02, 2021, 03:29:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 02, 2021, 09:59:31 PM


Team Rocket taking a plea deal again.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 03, 2021, 07:17:45 AM
For some reason I'm reassured by not "getting it".
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2021, 08:16:34 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 03, 2021, 07:17:45 AM
For some reason I'm reassured by not "getting it".

:rotflmao: 
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2021, 09:37:28 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2021, 10:50:24 AM
What? They really wrote (Failed) there?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2021, 01:50:58 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2021, 04:56:25 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 03, 2021, 08:20:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2021, 11:19:20 PM


Dry Ben: No biggie, people near the impact zone can just sell their houses.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 04, 2021, 01:14:07 AM
Just another Liberal agenda to turn America into a Socialist, Communist, society, where they have complete control over everyone's lives. Meteors kill only 91 people a year, and they want us to shut everything down just for one space rock?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 04, 2021, 09:53:32 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 03, 2021, 11:19:20 PM
...

Dry Ben: No biggie, people near the impact zone can just sell their houses.

That's funnier than the meme,lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2021, 09:58:33 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 04, 2021, 09:53:32 AM
That's funnier than the meme,lol.
I try.  :P

Sometimes a Pokemon reference or simple pun falls flat and I wonder if I've been dropped off on planet Vulcan.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 04, 2021, 01:01:28 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 04, 2021, 01:14:07 AM
Just another Liberal agenda to turn America into a Socialist, Communist, society, where they have complete control over everyone's lives. Meteors kill only 91 people a year, and they want us to shut everything down just for one space rock?
"A recently discovered 1,300-foot-wide (400 meters) asteroid that passed near Earth last month could pay the planet another close visit in 2032. But, NASA officials say there is nothing to fear, as the odds that the space rock will hit Earth are extremely slim."
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2021, 01:30:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 04, 2021, 01:01:28 PM
"A recently discovered 1,300-foot-wide (400 meters) asteroid that passed near Earth last month could pay the planet another close visit in 2032. But, NASA officials say there is nothing to fear, as the odds that the space rock will hit Earth are extremely slim."
You're referring to 2013 TV135 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_TV135), of course.  Next flyby:  August 26th, 2032.  Like many near-Earth asteroids, its trajectory has been refined as more data comes in.  Very unlikely, as in ~1 in 63,000 chance.  I wish the media would quote that part and not "Gov says nothing to fear" because I know (and likely they know) that this sort of dismissal only increases fear.

2013 TV135 has a Torino scale (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torino_scale) of 1.  Currently, nothing is rated above a 4.  Apophis is the current record-holder at 4, and even that has basically no chance of hitting Earth in 100 years.

Though don't get too comfy, there's likely a lot of near-Earth asteroids that we don't know about and we don't get too much advance warning or have much in place should a big one come right for us.  If you really want to clench your butt muscles, you can always check out the list of close approaches (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_asteroid_close_approaches_to_Earth) and note their sizes.  Lotsa close calls.  (for reference, low Earth orbit extends out to around 2,000 km, so stuff clocking in at ~9,000 km is SUPER close)

edit - I'm not joking about SUPER close. (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/1/19/PIA24037-Asteroid2020QG-20200818.webm/PIA24037-Asteroid2020QG-20200818.webm.480p.vp9.webm)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2021, 11:57:24 PM
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Post by: Cassia on November 05, 2021, 11:34:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 04, 2021, 01:30:34 PM
You're referring to 2013 TV135 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_TV135), of course.  Next flyby:  August 26th, 2032.  Like many near-Earth asteroids, its trajectory has been refined as more data comes in.  Very unlikely, as in ~1 in 63,000 chance.....
Around 4,500 times more likely than winning Powerball, LOL.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2021, 01:47:40 PM
The lotteries are voluntary taxes, the "it's the size of Texas, Mr. President" rocks not so much.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2021, 02:40:43 PM
Quote from: Cassia on November 05, 2021, 11:34:21 AM
Around 4,500 times more likely than winning Powerball, LOL.
Yep, and the whole world is sharing the same ticket.  Versus Powerball where millions of tickets are sold and even then, sometimes no one wins that day.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2021, 02:41:20 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 05, 2021, 04:47:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2021, 10:06:26 PM


The noise awakens Keanu Reeves, who immediately downloads into a new body.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 06, 2021, 01:56:52 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 04, 2021, 09:58:33 AM
I try.  :P

Sometimes a Pokemon reference or simple pun falls flat and I wonder if I've been dropped off on planet Vulcan.

LOL, you could be considered half Vulcan. Well, I'm too old for pokemons and probably don't know about the most puns. And I'm at the age of a daughter to a few here. We are a small group. Kinda wrong crowd, lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2021, 02:48:28 PM


"A real tour de force" - Dave Belcher, Dhaka Tribune

*flips to a random page and starts reading*

"The princess thumbed through her collection of fingers, adroit on the mantle, facing the southwest.  Pensively, she brushed her autumn locks of crimson head hair away from her visage.  Flames swirled in her eyes.  Her breasts bounced like billard balls on steroids.  The Armadillo Horde would rue this day and rue it hard, but then abruptly stop ruing it because they'd be dead."
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2021, 02:56:43 PM
"Hint: It takes six days. Author takes off  the seventh day."
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 07, 2021, 06:18:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2021, 09:00:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2021, 06:25:17 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 09, 2021, 06:35:34 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 09, 2021, 06:45:20 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 09, 2021, 07:05:29 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 09, 2021, 07:06:50 AM
I'm gonna have this framed. I mean it.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 10, 2021, 12:56:43 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 10, 2021, 06:49:09 AM
Or until the next season starts.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2021, 02:33:58 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 11, 2021, 10:34:20 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 10, 2021, 12:56:43 AM


OK. I don't get this. Taking Witcher as source ,lol, the flower is wolfbane though, right?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2021, 09:14:53 PM


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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 11, 2021, 10:47:56 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 11, 2021, 11:12:38 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on November 11, 2021, 10:47:56 PM


I liked this, but in the merging of our record collections, there was quite a bit of overlap, even though she is 5 years younger than I.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2021, 02:54:17 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 13, 2021, 11:08:07 AM
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Post by: Cassia on November 13, 2021, 11:25:18 AM
I guess I was moving too slow this morning..they were circling up above.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 13, 2021, 03:30:24 PM
Dead bang.

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Post by: Mike Cl on November 13, 2021, 04:47:16 PM
That is true.  The most deadly condition we can have  is life--it will surely result in death.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 13, 2021, 04:48:50 PM
It's literally true for me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 13, 2021, 09:48:58 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 14, 2021, 02:43:10 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2021, 02:57:47 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 13, 2021, 04:47:16 PM
That is true.  The most deadly condition we can have  is life--it will surely result in death.

If we had lived up to ten thousand, we would have looked the life the same.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 14, 2021, 07:35:30 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 13, 2021, 09:48:58 PM

Why you needling believers?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 14, 2021, 07:37:01 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2021, 02:57:47 AM
If we had lived up to ten thousand, we would have looked the life the same.
Immortality should be used as the ultimate punishment. Nathan Brazil was a very bored god, one willing to turn the universe off.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2021, 09:12:29 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 14, 2021, 07:37:01 AM
Immortality should be used as the ultimate punishment. Nathan Brazil was a very bored god, one willing to turn the universe off.

LOL, yeah. And I've just meant thousands of years. It's nothing.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 14, 2021, 11:36:54 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2021, 09:12:29 AM
LOL, yeah. And I've just meant thousands of years. It's nothing.
Faustian Catch 22, yeah. I would go for it if I could flush the memory bank every few thousand years, say into a computer that would remember it for me wholesale. [snicker]
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 14, 2021, 03:05:45 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 16, 2021, 12:14:44 AM
Guess people didn't learn much from the Alec Baldwin incident, huh?






One of the major problems of the anti-gun crowd I think is that they fundamentally do not understand guns; never held one, never shot one, the closest knowledge they have of one comes from Call of Duty and Die Hard; I mean, you had people calling 5.56 a "large-caliber"... about the only rifle cartridge smaller than it is .22lr.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 16, 2021, 12:30:22 AM
LOL, yeah. Why does he feel the need to put his finger on the trigger? Why doesn't anyone warn him?
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Post by: Shiranu on November 16, 2021, 12:31:48 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 16, 2021, 12:30:22 AM
LOL, yeah. Why does he feel that need? Why doesn't anyone warn him?


I have no idea how he was not immediately dismissed from the court for that; "Do not point you gun at anyone" is literally the most basic and fundamental rule of gun safety... right next to don't keep your finger on the trigger until you are ready to shoot. He is doing both of those while having not checked the gun himself and with the bolt closed and ready to fire.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2021, 01:00:50 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 16, 2021, 01:16:56 AM
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I see no lies.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 16, 2021, 01:57:55 AM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 16, 2021, 11:39:20 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 16, 2021, 12:14:44 AM
Guess people didn't learn much from the Alec Baldwin incident, huh?






One of the major problems of the anti-gun crowd I think is that they fundamentally do not understand guns; never held one, never shot one, the closest knowledge they have of one comes from Call of Duty and Die Hard; I mean, you had people calling 5.56 a "large-caliber"... about the only rifle cartridge smaller than it is .22lr.

WTAF? I'd have been crouching behind the wood, if I saw this tool waving that thing around like that. I'm a certified firearms instructor (rifle and shotgun) and have served as a range safety officer for many years. That guy would have been ejected in a heartbeat.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2021, 12:05:37 PM
I swung twin .50s in a power tub for 2 years, three months, 13 days. I was trained by a one legged Marine Gunny Sgt. He taught me to respect the danger of firearms.

endfamilyfire.org
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Post by: Cassia on November 16, 2021, 12:25:16 PM
Oddly, that rifle appears not to have sights. Little moron running around armed in a riot. What could possibly go wrong? We are living in an Idiocracy.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 16, 2021, 01:24:35 PM
Quote from: Cassia on November 16, 2021, 12:25:16 PM
Oddly, that rifle appears not to have sights. Little moron running around armed in a riot. What could possibly go wrong? We are living in an Idiocracy.

I don't think that was the rifle Kyle used, his had a EOTech or some knockoff on it.

Now that you mention that though, I wonder where the lawyer got the rifle from; did the state loan it to him? Is it Kyle's gun, but with the scope and iirc flashlight removed? Does he have a friend who owns an Ar as well and decided to lend it to him so he could point it at the jury?

Now I just have more questions...
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 16, 2021, 01:30:44 PM
I see the case much like a 'felony' murder case.  He was a minor when he 'defended' himself.  He should not have had a gun of any kind.  If he had been unarmed as the law demands, then none of this would have happened.  But since when does the right have to follow any laws?????
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Post by: Shiranu on November 16, 2021, 01:33:32 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 16, 2021, 01:30:44 PM
I see the case much like a 'felony' murder case.  He was a minor when he 'defended' himself.  He should not have had a gun of any kind.  If he had been unarmed as the law demands, then none of this would have happened.  But since when does the right have to follow any laws?????

Wisconsin law allows minors to carry rifles; obviously this is intended for hunting and not self-defense, but it doesn't specify this so from a legal standpoint... he legally did nothing wrong by having the gun and that's why the gun possession charge has been dismissed.


Obviously not stating that's "right", but it is the law.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 16, 2021, 04:04:35 PM
Mostly funny to me because I feel really attacked.



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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2021, 05:41:08 PM
*pretends to not do somersaults internally when mustard or cheese has the french tricolor on it*
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 16, 2021, 06:17:37 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 16, 2021, 01:33:32 PM
Wisconsin law allows minors to carry rifles; obviously this is intended for hunting and not self-defense, but it doesn't specify this so from a legal standpoint... he legally did nothing wrong by having the gun and that's why the gun possession charge has been dismissed.


Obviously not stating that's "right", but it is the law.
My bad--did not know Wisconsin allows minors to carry guns.  My take was wrong.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 16, 2021, 07:07:53 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 16, 2021, 06:17:37 PM
My bad--did not know Wisconsin allows minors to carry guns.  My take was wrong.

In this situation, the law probably wasn't actually intended to allow him to carry it where he did ... it just didn't prohibit it either.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2021, 08:23:45 PM


Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2021, 09:46:14 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 16, 2021, 11:35:25 PM
Heh, MY mom doesn't have a cloaca, BB! :D
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 17, 2021, 08:55:03 AM


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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 17, 2021, 10:26:29 AM
Naked Chicks With Guns

[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 17, 2021, 12:01:56 PM
The left one is a right winger. :p
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 18, 2021, 12:49:52 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 16, 2021, 01:33:32 PM
Wisconsin law allows minors to carry rifles; obviously this is intended for hunting and not self-defense, but it doesn't specify this so from a legal standpoint... he legally did nothing wrong by having the gun and that's why the gun possession charge has been dismissed.

Obviously not stating that's "right", but it is the law.

Oh my god. That's one of the few most stupid things I have ever read in my life. (It has nothing to do with you obviously, you summarised it good.)

And here is a question. I don't know anything about fire arms, but that's not a hunting weapon, is it? It looks like an assault weapon to me, but all of the big ones look like that to me. I just know shotgun is different.

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Post by: Shiranu on November 18, 2021, 01:10:35 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 18, 2021, 12:49:52 AM
Oh my god. That's one of the few most stupid things I have ever read in my life. (It has nothing to do with you obviously, you summarised it good.)

And here is a question. I don't know anything about fire arms, but that's not a hunting weapon, is it? It looks like an assault weapon to me, but all of the big ones look like that to me. I just know shotgun is different.



I only know it for target shooting, but from what I've seen hunters do like it because it is both really ergonomic and easy to customize (as well as accurate around 500 meters). The round is relatively small and the rifle is pretty cheap as well, so there is no reason you couldn't use it for hunting.

Is it overkill? Yeah, probably. My guess is anyone who has one for hunting also got it for the "cool" factor and to go target shooting as well, not just to hunt.

An example of "looks aren't everything" - This is the Ruger Mini-14




Doesn't look quite as threatening to most people, but the internal mechanics are exactly the same as the ar-15 for all intents and purposes, and fires the same round. But you don't see people calling for it to be banned because they don't realise it's just as dangerous of weapon.


That's not to prove, disprove anything... just an observation I've had that thinking about assault weapons remind me of.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2021, 09:30:14 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 18, 2021, 09:38:26 AM
I am NOT a firearms guy.  I don't own one and I never have.  That is mainly because of the stats about how many owners or their family or friends get killed by them every year.  I don't think we need the huge number of guns of all sizes in our society.  And we don't need judges telling us we can carry concealed weapons, either.

That being said, I have always loved rifles.  I owned one as a kid, a .22 rifle and have tons of fun with it.  In the Army my favorite rifle was the one I was given in basic--an M14.  Yes, that long ago. :)  But it was durable, could throw it in the mud then pick it up and fire it.  It did have a kick (fired a 3.06 cartridge--a fav of hunters, I think), but when one got used to it, was very accurate.  I could hit pop up targets from 500 yards out and fired it at the 'expert' level (and earned that badge for my uniform with it.)  When later joined the CA National Guard, I was issued an M16.  I liked firing that as well and also earned the expert badge with it.  Also earned expert with the pistol I was issued in the regular Army--a stubbed nosed police pistol.  While in the active Army reserve in Oakland, CA (6 years) I fired several weapons just to become familiar with them; .45 Army pistol, Browning submachine gun, combat shotgun, Army carbine, a .50 cal mounted machinegun and several type of grenades.  I do love firing rifles. 

But I do not see the need for one in my home.  And I do not see the need of anybody owning large capacity clips or fully automatic weapons.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 18, 2021, 09:41:30 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 18, 2021, 09:30:14 AM


I changed my mind on Brexit, I just wish they were leaving earth instead of the EU.
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Post by: Cassia on November 18, 2021, 11:55:47 AM
We inherited some WW2 bolt rifles and after a just few shots at the range my shoulder was finished for the day. I am very good with a rifle at 50 yards. At 20 yards I can hit a 2 liter bottle with my bow all day long. I have some arrows still stuck in trees around here, that was stupid. We recently found one of my arrows from 5 years ago, LOL. I was working on some tricks last week...double shots and some speed shooting.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 18, 2021, 01:45:00 PM
I have a .22 Carbine with a bit of work done to it (trigger job, thumbhole stock for my arthritic old hands). These targets are representative, shot at 50 feet. The center (white) spot is .22". Two shots per bull. I know people who shoot one shot per bull because they sometimes shoot through the same hole, making the target hard to score. Some of them can do it at 50 yards, but their guns are way more expensive than mine.



Oops. Thread drift. BoT:



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Post by: Mike Cl on November 18, 2021, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Cassia on November 18, 2021, 11:55:47 AM
We inherited some WW2 bolt rifles and after a just few shots at the range my shoulder was finished for the day. I am very good with a rifle at 50 yards. At 20 yards I can hit a 2 liter bottle with my bow all day long. I have some arrows still stuck in trees around here, that was stupid. We recently found one of my arrows from 5 years ago, LOL. I was working on some tricks last week...double shots and some speed shooting.
Thought I'd like archery--this was several decades ago, tho.  Kept hitting my wrist with the bow string--got a little bloody and figured that was the universe's way of showing me I was not cut out to be an archer.  Same with the cornet.  In 5th grade joined the little band the music teacher had and selected the cornet.  After about 3 months, the music teacher told my parents that he thought it would be best that I not take up music.  Archery and music, two of my failures in life. :)
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Post by: Shiranu on November 18, 2021, 02:42:37 PM
From what I remember, I liked archery... wasn't great at it though, and that was probably 15 years ago.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 18, 2021, 06:45:22 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 18, 2021, 09:38:26 AM
I do not see the need of anybody owning large capacity clips or fully automatic weapons.

Why not? There is supposed to be about 650,000 legally owned machineguns in the US. It has been 87 years since machineguns became heavily regulated in the US, and a legally owned machinegun has never been used in a mass shooting by a civilian during that time. There have only been 3 verified and maybe a 4th instance of a legally owned machinegun being used to commit murder since 1934. Of the 3 verified cases one was a police officer that used a privately owned MAC-11 to kill an informant. Another police officer killed some of his neighbors with a department issued weapon. i.e. not privately owned. The third was a soldier that used his issued M4. NOt privately owned again. Of the 3 only 1 was privately owned and the perp in that case was a cop. The forth case was a doctor, i.e. civilian, but apparently no one knows if he actually used a machinegun or not. That whole story was based on a report that he "registered" the weapon that was used when he bought it. The problem with that is you have to register a machinegun before you buy it and wait months for the FBI/AFT to conduct background checks.

So there has maybe been 2 times in 87 years that someone used a privately owned machinegun to commit murder and in one of those instances the perp was not a civilian. The laws restricting ownership of machineguns in the US seem to be working just fine.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2021, 08:43:30 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 18, 2021, 09:50:34 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on November 18, 2021, 06:45:22 PM
Why not? There is supposed to be about 650,000 legally owned machineguns in the US. It has been 87 years since machineguns became heavily regulated in the US, and a legally owned machinegun has never been used in a mass shooting by a civilian during that time. There have only been 3 verified and maybe a 4th instance of a legally owned machinegun being used to commit murder since 1934. Of the 3 verified cases one was a police officer that used a privately owned MAC-11 to kill an informant. Another police officer killed some of his neighbors with a department issued weapon. i.e. not privately owned. The third was a soldier that used his issued M4. NOt privately owned again. Of the 3 only 1 was privately owned and the perp in that case was a cop. The forth case was a doctor, i.e. civilian, but apparently no one knows if he actually used a machinegun or not. That whole story was based on a report that he "registered" the weapon that was used when he bought it. The problem with that is you have to register a machinegun before you buy it and wait months for the FBI/AFT to conduct background checks.


So there has maybe been 2 times in 87 years that someone used a privately owned machinegun to commit murder and in one of those instances the perp was not a civilian. The laws restricting ownership of machineguns in the US seem to be working just fine.

I still don't think anybody needs a fully automatic weapon.  Did not mention machineguns.  I was thinking of assault  ​rifles.  What would anybody need a banana clip or any large clip for an assault rifle?  Combat soldiers would, but who else?
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Post by: Shiranu on November 18, 2021, 10:53:05 PM
It's not really an issue of need though; if you want one & don't have a criminal record, it really should not be any of the government's business.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2021, 10:58:38 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 18, 2021, 10:53:05 PMIt's not really an issue of need though; if you want one & don't have a criminal record, it really should not be any of the government's business.
It's the government's business if I buy a car...so...?
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Post by: Shiranu on November 18, 2021, 11:03:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 18, 2021, 10:58:38 PM
It's the government's business if I buy a car...so...?

They don't care if you buy a car, they only care about how you use it.

Even then the government is only concerned about how you use that car on their property; there is nothing stopping you from buying a 60 HP shitbox or a 1200 HP supercar, having it delivered to your property, and driving it to your heart's content at any speed on your private property (hell, you could even be drunk) without a license, it's just when you take it on public property that they regulate you.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 18, 2021, 11:29:12 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 18, 2021, 09:50:34 PM
I still don't think anybody needs a fully automatic weapon.  Did not mention machineguns.  I was thinking of assault  ​rifles.  What would anybody need a banana clip or any large clip for an assault rifle?  Combat soldiers would, but who else?

Fully automatic firearms are called machine guns, generally. Assault rifles are semi-automatic, meaning that they will only fire one round with a squeeze of the trigger, and will not fire another round until the trigger is squeezed again (and do not require a manual bolt to cycle the spent round out of the chamber and the new round in). The difference between "assault rifles" and "hunting rifles" is vanishingly small. I will agree with you that in general, no civilian needs a large magazine.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 18, 2021, 11:44:28 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 18, 2021, 11:29:12 PM
Fully automatic firearms are called machine guns, generally. Assault rifles are semi-automatic, meaning that they will only fire one round with a squeeze of the trigger, and will not fire another round until the trigger is squeezed again (and do not require a manual bolt to cycle the spent round out of the chamber and the new round in). The difference between "assault rifles" and "hunting rifles" is vanishingly small. I will agree with you that in general, no civilian needs a large magazine.
You mean the m16 I had in the Army only fired semi-auto???  I wonder what the fully automatic fire was all about?? 
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Post by: Cassia on November 19, 2021, 07:41:57 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 18, 2021, 11:44:28 PM
You mean the m16 I had in the Army only fired semi-auto???  I wonder what the fully automatic fire was all about??
I did a research paper in a grad-level statistics class that asserted it was more likely that a gun owner would shoot themselves or family than successfully defend the home against break-ins. I had a section that discussed all the different classifications of firearms and I recall that some M16s have a three shot burst instead of the full auto machine gun mode. So you have to keep re-depressing the trigger to empty the magazine unlike a one press, full automatic gun. The term 'assault rifle' has become useless as a defining term for the average non-gun person. I got an 'A' even though the professor told me he was a gun guy, LOL. If I recall correctly there are more guns in safes (I hope), closets and under beds than there are people in this country and that was a while ago. And half of these people are more stupid than the average, LOL.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2021, 09:13:58 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 18, 2021, 11:03:01 PM
They don't care if you buy a car, they only care about how you use it.

Even then the government is only concerned about how you use that car on their property; there is nothing stopping you from buying a 60 HP shitbox or a 1200 HP supercar, having it delivered to your property, and driving it to your heart's content at any speed on your private property (hell, you could even be drunk) without a license, it's just when you take it on public property that they regulate you.


Do you truly believe that cars should be more regulated than guns?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2021, 09:19:49 AM
Quote from: Cassia on November 19, 2021, 07:41:57 AMI did a research paper in a grad-level statistics class that asserted it was more likely that a gun owner would shoot themselves or family than successfully defend the home against break-ins.
Yep.  More likely to be used in suicide than homicide (justified or not), iirc.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 19, 2021, 11:11:08 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 19, 2021, 09:13:58 AM


Do you truly believe that cars should be more regulated than guns?

Honestly, yes.

Like a car, if someone is taking a gun to public property then I think it's 100% reasonable to have regulations on that, but if someone wants to buy a fully automatic grenade launcher, so long as he is using it on his or a consenting owner's private property then, so long as he meets the background checks, he should be free to use it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2021, 12:26:00 PM
Quote from: Cassia on November 19, 2021, 07:41:57 AM
I did a research paper in a grad-level statistics class that asserted it was more likely that a gun owner would shoot themselves or family than successfully defend the home against break-ins. I had a section that discussed all the different classifications of firearms and I recall that some M16s have a three shot burst instead of the full auto machine gun mode. So you have to keep re-depressing the trigger to empty the magazine unlike a one press, full automatic gun. The term 'assault rifle' has become useless as a defining term for the average non-gun person. I got an 'A' even though the professor told me he was a gun guy, LOL. If I recall correctly there are more guns in safes (I hope), closets and under beds than there are people in this country and that was a while ago. And half of these people are more stupid than the average, LOL.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2021, 12:27:06 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 18, 2021, 11:44:28 PM
You mean the m16 I had in the Army only fired semi-auto???  I wonder what the fully automatic fire was all about?? 
My buds gave me a .50 cal. M2 when I retired. (The serial numbers indicated that it was in S.E.A. when I was, so maybe...) And the CO gave me a federal firearms license, no expiration. Such sweet guys.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 19, 2021, 01:37:59 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 18, 2021, 09:50:34 PM
I still don't think anybody needs a fully automatic weapon.  Did not mention machineguns.  I was thinking of assault  ​rifles.  What would anybody need a banana clip or any large clip for an assault rifle?  Combat soldiers would, but who else?

Any firearm that fires more than one time with a single operation of the trigger is by definition under US law a machinegun.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 19, 2021, 01:43:53 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 18, 2021, 11:29:12 PM
Fully automatic firearms are called machine guns, generally. Assault rifles are semi-automatic, meaning that they will only fire one round with a squeeze of the trigger, and will not fire another round until the trigger is squeezed again (and do not require a manual bolt to cycle the spent round out of the chamber and the new round in). The difference between "assault rifles" and "hunting rifles" is vanishingly small. I will agree with you that in general, no civilian needs a large magazine.

The original definition of assault rifle was, "An assault rifle is a selective fire rifle that uses an intermediate cartridge and a detachable magazine." The term was adopted first by the media then by the general public to include their semiautomatic clones marketed to civilians. So no, assault rifles are not semiautomatic, but the term has been applied to semiautomatic scary looking guns.
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Post by: Shiranu on November 19, 2021, 01:58:24 PM



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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2021, 10:45:21 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 19, 2021, 11:11:08 AMHonestly, yes.
Whew.  That's a relief.  For a second there, I thought you were...

*rereads*  *spittake*
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2021, 11:02:42 PM
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: Shiranu on November 19, 2021, 11:11:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 19, 2021, 10:45:21 PM
Whew.  That's a relief.  For a second there, I thought you were...

*rereads*  *spittake*

Cars put off toxic gas during use, regardless of who's property it is on, that affect all of us... so I agree with regulations over that. I also think they need to have safety regulations so the company doesn't intentionally cheap out on a put people's lives at risk.

But the regulations on what guns you can buy, to compare to guns, would be like the government telling you the only cars you can buy are capped out a 30mph and covered in bubble wrap because other people find cars scary.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2021, 11:48:47 PM
Pointing out that they're...a bit concerned...without specifying why (the 19-ton purple elephant in the room) runs dangerously close to dishonestly asserting that they're concerned for no reason.  Was that an intentional oversight?
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Post by: Shiranu on November 20, 2021, 12:11:02 AM
They are concerned that it will be use for nefarious purposes; that's a perfectly valid concern, but in regards to assault rifles it's an unfounded one; over the last 5 year, less than 500 people are killed with one every year.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2021, 12:17:02 AM
Do you think the cause of concern is the <500 killed/year or the approx 14,000 killed/year?
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Post by: Shiranu on November 20, 2021, 12:26:32 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 20, 2021, 12:17:02 AM
Do you think the cause of concern is the <500 killed/year or the approx 14,000 killed/year?

What is the 14,000 killed by?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2021, 12:28:41 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 20, 2021, 12:26:32 AM
What is the 14,000 killed by?
edit for clarity - ~14,000 firearm homicides (out of ~39,000 total gun deaths that year)
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Post by: Shiranu on November 20, 2021, 12:57:48 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 20, 2021, 12:28:41 AM
edit for clarity - ~14,000 firearm homicides (out of ~39,000 total gun deaths that year)

Ahh, okay.

If you take a look at a graph of gun violence by state, and a graph of states by poverty level, you will see essentially the same graph. In terms of gun homicide rates, African-Americans are 15 times more likely to be involved in a gun homicide than whites, presumably because of their tendency to have been forced into poor socio-economic neighborhoods and lives. A large percentage of homicide by gun is carried out by gangs, not your average, law-abiding citizen.

The states with the highest gun-ownership also trend in the upper-half of lowest gun deaths; Arkansas, Missouri, and Alabama are the exceptions to the rule, but they are also 3 of the most impoverished states, particularly for African-Americans who make up a large percentage of the population.

To me that indicates that the fundamental problem is poverty and low socio-economic living standards. Take the guns away, and they just find new ways to kill one another; provide a better standard of living, and they stop the violence all together.

To me solving the problem is a better choice than taking away innocent people's rights for a band-aide fix.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 20, 2021, 01:56:23 AM
OK. Thanks, Shir.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2021, 10:08:40 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 20, 2021, 12:57:48 AMAhh, okay.

If you take a look at a graph of gun violence by state, and a graph of states by poverty level, you will see essentially the same graph. In terms of gun homicide rates, African-Americans are 15 times more likely to be involved in a gun homicide than whites, presumably because of their tendency to have been forced into poor socio-economic neighborhoods and lives. A large percentage of homicide by gun is carried out by gangs, not your average, law-abiding citizen.

The states with the highest gun-ownership also trend in the upper-half of lowest gun deaths; Arkansas, Missouri, and Alabama are the exceptions to the rule, but they are also 3 of the most impoverished states, particularly for African-Americans who make up a large percentage of the population.

To me that indicates that the fundamental problem is poverty and low socio-economic living standards. Take the guns away, and they just find new ways to kill one another; provide a better standard of living, and they stop the violence all together.

To me solving the problem is a better choice than taking away innocent people's rights for a band-aide fix.
Poverty is indeed part of the problem, but not the whole of it.  Problems can have more than one cause, obviously.

By and large, poverty and gun violence are correlated among countries, but there are exceptions.  The US is certainly unusual in that it ranks fairly high in gun homicide rate (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate) (17th, more akin to South American countries than Western Europe or Canada) but somewhat low in poverty rate (https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/poverty-rate-by-country) (106th).  Could another factor be at work here?

Blaming it all on poverty - which sounds convincing, so no doubt some may find it convincing for this reason alone and not think about it too much - conveniently ignores the ease of access of firearms and comparatively little oversight (as I subtly pointed out earlier, there is a national registry required for car owners, but to my knowledge, no such registry exists for gun buyers)

If you would like me to accept that people would kill each other anyway and that gun policy has nothing to do with homicide rate (a stance the gun lobby has certainly invested large sums of money in, since such a mentality absolves them in any deaths and doesn't threaten arms sales), I would very much like to hear your thoughts on Australia's experience with the same problem:

QuoteIn April 1996, 35 people were killed in Port Arthur, Tasmania, by a gunman using military‐style semi‐automatic rifles. Within 12 days, the Australian government and all state and territory governments agreed to a new national gun law standard and to initiate a mandatory buyback of newly prohibited firearms. Within a year, 659 940 semi‐automatic rifles and shotguns had been purchased and destroyed. Between 1996 and 2015, at least one million privately owned firearms â€" one‐third of the estimated national total â€" were seized or surrendered, and decommissioned.

The Australian policy response was followed by a decline in the number of gun‐related deaths, from a mean rate of 3.6 per 100 000 population during 1979â€"1996 to 1.2 per 100 000 during 1997â€"2013
Source:  https://www.mja.com.au/journal/2021/215/9/gun-violence-australia-2002-2016-cohort-study

In this scenario, do you think the homicide rate stayed the same from year to year, since people would "just find new ways to kill one another"?  Let's find out.

[spoiler]https://www.aic.gov.au/statistics/homicide[/spoiler]
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 20, 2021, 11:10:26 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 20, 2021, 10:08:40 AM
Poverty is indeed part of the problem, but not the whole of it.  Problems can have more than one cause, obviously.

By and large, poverty and gun violence are correlated among countries, but there are exceptions.  The US is certainly unusual in that it ranks fairly high in gun homicide rate (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate) (17th, more akin to South American countries than Western Europe or Canada) but somewhat low in poverty rate (https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/poverty-rate-by-country) (106th).  Could another factor be at work here?

Blaming it all on poverty - which sounds convincing, so no doubt some may find it convincing for this reason alone and not think about it too much - conveniently ignores the ease of access of firearms and comparatively little oversight (as I subtly pointed out earlier, there is a national registry required for car owners, but to my knowledge, no such registry exists for gun buyers)

If you would like me to accept that people would kill each other anyway and that gun policy has nothing to do with homicide rate (a stance the gun lobby has certainly invested large sums of money in, since such a mentality absolves them in any deaths and doesn't threaten arms sales), I would very much like to hear your thoughts on Australia's experience with the same problem:
Source:  https://www.mja.com.au/journal/2021/215/9/gun-violence-australia-2002-2016-cohort-study

In this scenario, do you think the homicide rate stayed the same from year to year, since people would "just find new ways to kill one another"?  Let's find out.

[spoiler]https://www.aic.gov.au/statistics/homicide[/spoiler]

I've shared the data on what I'm about to say on this forum before so I'm not going to bother with digging it up and doing it again, but there is an important piece to this that you are missing.

In the 20ish year period after Port Arthur homicide rates in the US declined as fast as they did in Australia. This happened during a period when gun laws were become less not more restrictive in the US so there obviously something more at play here than just the availability of guns. The other thing to keep in mind is during that period the one demographic that bucked the trend, keeping US homicide rates in the US from falling even further, was inner city young black males. A demographic that makes up less than 3% of the US population but accounts for about 40ish% of all gun homicides here. 
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Post by: Shiranu on November 20, 2021, 04:54:54 PM
QuoteIf you would like me to accept that people would kill each other anyway and that gun policy has nothing to do with homicide rate (a stance the gun lobby has certainly invested large sums of money in, since such a mentality absolves them in any deaths and doesn't threaten arms sales), I would very much like to hear your thoughts on Australia's experience with the same problem:

I'm not saying it doesn't have anything to do with homicide rate, I'm say that it doesn't have enough to do with homicide rate to warrant taking away people's rights.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 21, 2021, 02:29:17 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 27, 2021, 12:26:30 PMIt was obviously meant as a joke, but some people apparently took it seriously and tried it. lol

What's wrong with this generation in a nutshell.

Probably all generations.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2021, 10:22:34 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on November 20, 2021, 04:54:54 PMI'm not saying it doesn't have anything to do with homicide rate, I'm say that it doesn't have enough to do with homicide rate to warrant taking away people's rights.
I must've have taken you too literally, I guess.

Anyways, it's not worth bogging down the funny pictures thread with this stuff.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2021, 10:27:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2021, 10:40:18 PM
An old meme, but a good one imo:

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2021, 08:13:22 AM


So it turns out that illiteracy could cure my back aches.  Worth a shot, I guess.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2021, 09:44:29 AM


I was *this* close to misclicking and putting it in the Paintings to Muse about thread.  :P
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 22, 2021, 11:10:53 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 22, 2021, 01:59:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2021, 11:04:39 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 07:02:11 AM
Does it taste that bad or is it the ingredients?
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Post by: aitm on November 23, 2021, 07:59:33 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 07:02:11 AM
Does it taste that bad or is it the ingredients?

Depends on who you ask. I think Hydras being a little uppity…😏
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 08:12:05 AM
Quote from: aitm on November 23, 2021, 07:59:33 AM
Depends on who you ask. I think Hydras being a little uppity…😏

Naah, he can't be. I've seen the stuff he ate in lockdown. :pp
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 23, 2021, 09:06:13 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 22, 2021, 11:04:39 PM

That's how I drink any and all beer. :))  I have tasted beer from around this country, in central Europe and Sweden.  All taste like elephant piss. If I want to get plastered I drink straight Southern Comfort or bourbon.  But I haven't done that for over 30 years.  I settle for a glass or two of wine these days.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 09:16:18 AM
That's beer? I thought it was a drink like coca cola.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2021, 10:37:19 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 08:12:05 AM
Naah, he can't be. I've seen the stuff he ate in lockdown. :pp
heh.  So much dirty rice with mushrooms and jalapeno-olive-redonion salads...
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 23, 2021, 10:51:42 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 23, 2021, 09:06:13 AM
That's how I drink any and all beer. :))  I have tasted beer from around this country, in central Europe and Sweden.  All taste like elephant piss.

*Offended Belgian Noises*

Though i did just drink pink elephant beer... the link is there.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 10:56:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 23, 2021, 10:37:19 AM
heh.  So much dirty rice with mushrooms and jalapeno-olive-redonion salads...

LOL, I was thinking about the fast food commercials you were sharing. You were joking.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2021, 11:03:13 AM
Yeah, that was a joke.

But in all seriousness, the best thing to drink is mango juice mixed with lime (and if you're daring, a little bit of hot sauce)

It's like being crushed to death between an attractive person's thighs.  :D
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 11:26:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 23, 2021, 11:03:13 AM
But in all seriousness, the best thing to drink is mango juice mixed with lime (and if you're daring, a little bit of hot sauce)

The hot sauce part sounds interesting, never had anything like that. I'm very unimaginative about cocktails. I think they have already invented the best thing when they have made Bloody Mary, lol. I'm not good with sweet. Esp. cold and wet sweet. I started to change a lot of stuff, I should expand and try new stuff.

QuoteIt's like being crushed to death between an attractive person's thighs.  :D

LOL You are actually really different than you let on, aren't you?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2021, 02:53:35 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 11:26:22 AMLOL You are actually really different than you let on, aren't you?
In the words of Marge Simpson (one of the Halloween episodes, I think she was a vampire) : "I have a life outside of this house, you know."
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 23, 2021, 05:12:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2021, 07:09:51 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 23, 2021, 08:46:35 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2021, 06:42:32 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 07:02:11 AM
Does it taste that bad or is it the ingredients?
It's because it's popular.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 24, 2021, 01:13:41 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 07:02:11 AM
Does it taste that bad or is it the ingredients?

Light beer is famously lower in flavor. The trade off is fewer calories, which if that's your goal, don't drink beer. Or soda pop for that matter.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 24, 2021, 02:11:01 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 24, 2021, 01:13:41 PM
Light beer is famously lower in flavor. The trade off is fewer calories, which if that's your goal, don't drink beer. Or soda pop for that matter.

Ah OK. I miss beer only in summer, when it's hot.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2021, 07:53:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2021, 08:56:04 PM
Me to my brother:

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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 24, 2021, 09:54:28 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2021, 07:02:11 AM
Does it taste that bad or is it the ingredients?

Coors beer used to be sold exclusively west of the Mississippi river. I guess that gave it some cachet. I knew guys who would buy it and drive back east to drink and/or sell it. I've never enjoyed the flavor, but most of the guys I grew up with were all over it. I drank Budweiser, which isn't any better, just different. Coors Light is pretty much tasteless, like any other light beer. I see "craft" beers like 805 here in California, but they are another example of making love in a canoe- fucking close to water- and they cost stupid prices. If I'm just going to be slugging them down, I'll buy cheap beer. I'm back to Budweiser, but I don't slug them down. My FiL used to drink Schaeffer beer. Now, THAT was some real shit. Back in the day, it was $3 for a 12-pack. It had a kind of sweet taste, I guess from the corn. I knew guys who were in frats at uni who used to pour it from the cans into pitchers at rushes, because it tasted similar to Henry Weinhard's. That stuff was shit, too, but it was triple the price!
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 24, 2021, 10:08:45 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 24, 2021, 10:54:54 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 24, 2021, 09:54:28 PM
Coors beer used to be sold exclusively west of the Mississippi river. I guess that gave it some cachet. I knew guys who would buy it and drive back east to drink and/or sell it. I've never enjoyed the flavor, but most of the guys I grew up with were all over it. I drank Budweiser, which isn't any better, just different. Coors Light is pretty much tasteless, like any other light beer. I see "craft" beers like 805 here in California, but they are another example of making love in a canoe- fucking close to water- and they cost stupid prices. If I'm just going to be slugging them down, I'll buy cheap beer. I'm back to Budweiser, but I don't slug them down. My FiL used to drink Schaeffer beer. Now, THAT was some real shit. Back in the day, it was $3 for a 12-pack. It had a kind of sweet taste, I guess from the corn. I knew guys who were in frats at uni who used to pour it from the cans into pitchers at rushes, because it tasted similar to Henry Weinhard's. That stuff was shit, too, but it was triple the price!
Back in the day--okay, several days--in college most of my group would get Brown Derby.  I think the stores paid people to pick it up.  Yes, I was told it was horrid, but then to me all beer was/is horrid.  After the first 3/4 all beer improves in taste, at least to me.  So, the formula was to chug the first 3 and then the rest was easy.  Don't know when Brown Derby went out of business--and no, I'd not drink it for old times sake.  As I understand it, Primo was sort of the same in Hawaii.  When I was in the Army there, I saw many pickup truck beds full of the stuff--drove up to the brewery in Honolulu and picked it up.  Their motto was--Gonna suckem up da Primo!!  I think that went out of business too.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2021, 06:46:48 AM
Wasn't Coors the load in the first "Smokey and the Bandit"?
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Post by: Cassia on November 25, 2021, 07:55:48 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2021, 06:46:48 AM
Wasn't Coors the load in the first "Smokey and the Bandit"?
Yep. gaddummit. PBRs where the hip cheap beer a while back. I think they put salt in that stuff. It's the only cheap stuff that's not insta-headache for me.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 25, 2021, 01:57:23 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2021, 06:46:48 AM
Wasn't Coors the load in the first "Smokey and the Bandit"?
Coors was also Wolverine's brand, although they usually "Frenched" the label showing only "Coo" or "oors" or "Beer" in a similar style to the logo.

Weirdly, I tried various brands when I got it into my head to brew my own, but didn't drink so had no idea what I wanted to make and found out original Coors was my favorite. "Oh good," I thought. "My brand is a plot device in a Burt Reynolds movie." Haven't had any since that time I bazooka barfed, though.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 25, 2021, 01:59:06 PM
Quote from: Cassia on November 25, 2021, 07:55:48 AM
PBRs where the hip cheap beer a while back.

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon, man!"
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 25, 2021, 03:36:31 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 25, 2021, 01:59:06 PM
"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon, man!"

I don't know blue ribbon  but i second the fuck heineken.
That is the worst invention our neighbours to the north have made yet to date.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2021, 08:35:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2021, 04:09:42 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 26, 2021, 09:43:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 26, 2021, 04:09:42 PM


The problem is by the time this happens everything will be in the cloud.

Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and Facebook will own all the hard drives and still be the richest kids on the block.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2021, 10:32:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2021, 10:34:54 AM




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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2021, 11:24:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2021, 11:47:23 PM


Computer, arch!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2021, 02:15:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2021, 02:38:44 PM


So close...
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 01, 2021, 10:05:38 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 02, 2021, 12:39:58 AM
LOL Calvin study?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 03, 2021, 12:25:49 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 03, 2021, 07:11:09 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 03, 2021, 10:11:21 AM


Math is easy.  Math homework is hard.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 03, 2021, 12:47:25 PM
Getting out of math homework is usually more work than doing the work. I had troops who would expend more energy on that type of thing than the guys who did their job list.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 04, 2021, 07:51:53 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2021, 09:36:33 AM


Sure, metric is great for science and medicine and guns and electricity usage and some electronics and some foods/drinks, but I'll be damned if I have to change weather reports and road signs.

We can handle going to the moon no sweat, but hearing Al Roker say it might hit freezing temps tonight as the thermometer drops down to zero is just way too difficult.  What even is the freezing temperature in metric?  Probably something really weird.  We have the completely logical number of 32 and that makes perfect sense to me!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2021, 09:55:42 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 04, 2021, 09:36:33 AM
  What even is the freezing temperature in metric?  Probably something really weird. 
-1.8 × 10^-9°C
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2021, 10:04:09 AM
...of water, based on the context.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2021, 11:37:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2021, 10:42:37 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 05, 2021, 11:19:42 AM
I ate Chicago.

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2021, 03:18:18 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2021, 09:51:32 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 05, 2021, 10:56:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 05, 2021, 09:51:32 PM


What do you do when you're the toxic person in your life?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2021, 11:23:56 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 05, 2021, 10:56:46 PMWhat do you do when you're the toxic person in your life?
Run for president?  :P

god, I am killing it today
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 05, 2021, 11:39:36 PM
Was that you, in 2016!?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2021, 12:37:08 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 05, 2021, 09:51:32 PM


I don't see anything wrong there. He is talking about a toxic person that is not included in the pics, lol.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 06, 2021, 03:03:10 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2021, 12:37:08 AM
I don't see anything wrong there. He is talking about a toxic person that is not included in the pics, lol.

"Me when I was in my son's life." He abandoned his son.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2021, 07:21:26 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 06, 2021, 03:03:10 AM
"Me when I was in my son's life." He abandoned his son.

Yeah, but I don't think he is talking about his son when saying 'toxic'. He is talking about the mother of the child. That whole thing sounds like a red pill gem.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2021, 07:23:15 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 06, 2021, 08:02:06 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2021, 09:58:01 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on December 05, 2021, 11:39:36 PMWas that you, in 2016!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlHo-F1z_aw
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2021, 10:31:57 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2021, 10:51:58 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2021, 10:54:43 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2021, 12:34:25 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2021, 01:23:21 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 06, 2021, 02:57:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2021, 09:23:36 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2021, 01:23:21 PM

Technically, it's lying around, but it's an incredibly common mistake (lie = reclining, lay = to put something down)
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 06, 2021, 11:14:24 PM
Is it OK if I laid that chubby woman? :D
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 08, 2021, 08:51:05 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 08, 2021, 03:29:06 PM
Love that movie btw.

The entire cornetto trilogy, tbh.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 09, 2021, 12:47:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2021, 02:26:21 PM
I don't know if video game system envy is really transferable beyond the primary party.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2021, 02:35:30 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 09, 2021, 07:00:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 09, 2021, 02:35:30 PM

I'd love a copy--if I could get one without sticky pages.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2021, 10:55:13 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 09, 2021, 07:00:09 PMI'd love a copy--if I could get one without sticky pages.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2021, 10:55:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2021, 03:17:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2021, 09:25:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2021, 10:57:51 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 12, 2021, 12:20:48 PM
A Boy Scout Troop leader?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2021, 10:08:58 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 13, 2021, 02:58:53 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 13, 2021, 03:22:44 PM
He's thinking, "Just wait 'til they find out my skin is poisonous!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2021, 03:43:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2021, 03:09:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2021, 11:31:05 PM


Merry Rawrmas!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2021, 11:59:08 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 15, 2021, 12:37:01 PM
The y'all's tell us everything, don't it?
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Post by: Shiranu on December 16, 2021, 03:02:03 AM
My family is hardcore Ford only (more a Mazda guy myself), so these always make me laugh.








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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 16, 2021, 09:02:04 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on December 16, 2021, 03:02:03 AM


OMG!

My first name is Ford, so it's like this was made for me! I'm sharing this with all my friends.

"Ford, no girls allowed." LOL!

Thank you!
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Post by: Shiranu on December 16, 2021, 01:16:33 PM
That is pretty perfect 🤣

Edit: OOOOOF I just realized I posted those in the picture thread and not the video thread.


Anyways...


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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2021, 02:40:03 PM
Aged like fine wine:  https://www.nytimes.com/1997/12/19/us/cia-says-it-has-found-no-link-between-itself-and-crack-trade.html
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 16, 2021, 10:41:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2021, 12:45:53 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 17, 2021, 05:09:41 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 16, 2021, 09:02:04 AM

... "Ford, no girls allowed." LOL! ...


:rotflmao:
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2021, 08:47:42 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 18, 2021, 12:45:37 AM
If you got a burn near the crystal, I wouldn't call that a healing crystal. You twink.
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Post by: Shiranu on December 18, 2021, 01:19:53 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 15, 2021, 12:37:01 PM
The y'all's tell us everything, don't it?

Yep, damn Californians culturally appropriating AND cant do math. You hate to see it.

(Actually, recently learned that there are a few parts of California where they speak with a deep south drawl still. During the Gold Rush a lot of Southerners moved West, created their own communities, and a few remained isolated enough that to this day the people there sound like they are from like the Carolinas, Georgia, Arkansas, etc. ... Howie Hawkins, the Green Party candidate, comes from one of those communities.)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2021, 01:39:04 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 18, 2021, 02:40:32 PM
Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2021, 04:13:31 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2021, 07:56:46 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 19, 2021, 01:38:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 18, 2021, 01:39:04 PM
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Keep your tornado shelter mandates away from me. Only 80 people die from tornados a year. I fear losing my freedoms more than some bad weather. Besides, if you're young and healthy, the winds won't even blow you around.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2021, 08:43:02 AM
Tornado shelter?  No thanks, I have SKIN.  :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2021, 12:08:43 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2021, 02:17:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2021, 06:06:22 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 23, 2021, 02:48:06 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 23, 2021, 05:32:37 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 24, 2021, 08:32:59 PM

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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 25, 2021, 07:02:41 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on December 24, 2021, 08:32:59 PM


That would go good in the awesome pic thread too. :D
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2021, 04:19:16 PM
But don't violate any copyright laws or you'll go to prism.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 25, 2021, 05:00:07 PM
Violet any copyright laws?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2021, 06:43:19 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 25, 2021, 05:00:07 PM
Violet any copyright laws?
Leave that to Deep Purple.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 26, 2021, 09:04:26 PM


If you can see your own shadow, the continental breakfast is over.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 26, 2021, 10:02:13 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 25, 2021, 07:02:41 AM
That would go good in the awesome pic thread too. :D

I'm pleased to see that they got the colors (such as they are) in the correct order.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 26, 2021, 10:20:33 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 27, 2021, 01:42:36 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 27, 2021, 05:34:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2021, 09:59:04 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 27, 2021, 11:06:11 PM
I'm going to be honest and admit that I haven't a clue what that post is about.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2021, 11:31:40 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on December 27, 2021, 11:06:11 PM
I'm going to be honest and admit that I haven't a clue what that post is about.


shipping (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_(fandom)) = pretending that two characters are in a romantic relationship even though they're not explicitly said to be in a romantic relationship in the book/show

For the rest, it's like the tunnel scene in Willy Wonka, either you know and you'll never be the same again or you're cruising the interwebs just one click away from having your quaint reality shattered forever.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2021, 02:44:37 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 28, 2021, 03:24:12 PM
And they wonder why Quibi failed.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 28, 2021, 09:59:37 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 28, 2021, 10:22:49 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2021, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on December 28, 2021, 09:59:37 PM

LOL.  I'm at the level now where I love it when my friend raises their freak flag high, but I'm not quite yet comfortable being like that around them.  Getting there, though.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 28, 2021, 11:53:07 PM
When I can get into that with someone, I'm very loyal to them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2021, 12:00:46 AM
I'm incredibly loyal to a handful of fellow weirdos at a time, pleasant and inoffensive around most, and an active annoyance to a handful of anti-weirdos (killjoys)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2021, 10:02:20 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2021, 06:32:58 PM


It's 100% real and one day, they will definitely probe Uranus.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 29, 2021, 11:17:32 PM
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It's 100% real and one day, they will definitely probe Uranus.
Dr. told me I was old enough that they will not need to probe my anus anymore.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 31, 2021, 11:51:24 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 31, 2021, 12:22:40 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 31, 2021, 01:23:27 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on December 31, 2021, 12:22:40 PM


Then Ghostbusters 2016 won't exist anymore.

THEY CAN'T DO THAT!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2021, 01:30:35 PM
LOL. Yeah the hype and marketing was awful. But it is really not that bad a movie.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 31, 2021, 02:52:25 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2021, 01:30:35 PM
LOL. Yeah the hype and marketing was awful. But it is really not that bad a movie.

?!??

The first joke in that movie are the words "face bidet." It doesn't get better after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjsRpaOtfh0

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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2021, 04:36:54 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 31, 2021, 02:52:25 PM
?!??

The first joke in that movie are the words "face bidet." It doesn't get better after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjsRpaOtfh0

LOL I was talking about completely a different angle, but seriously would you like to go over the lines of the original Ghostbusters, as adults? Not the fact that it is full of chicks, I mean.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 31, 2021, 05:26:00 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2021, 04:36:54 PM
LOL I was talking about completely a different angle, but seriously would you like to go over the lines of the original Ghostbusters, as adults? Not the fact that it is full of chicks, I mean.

The original was meant for adults. It was a dry comedy from a different time. Which is what makes the 2016 reboot so... amazing? ....appalling? It should have been a funny comedy, at least. Maybe with a sense of humor updated to today. It didn't have that.

I could seriously spend thirty minutes analyzing the words "face bidet." I swear to god...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2021, 06:05:13 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 31, 2021, 05:26:00 PM
The original was meant for adults. It was a dry comedy from a different time. Which is what makes the 2016 reboot so... amazing? ....appalling?

No, it makes the same thing. A dry comedy for adults E: 20 years later.

QuoteIt should have been a funny comedy, at least. Maybe with a sense of humor updated to today. It didn't have that.

We all like it, but the original really wasn't a 'funny' comedy. We liked it because it wasn't done before and when it was done it was with those men, with that story and dry humor. They already had names.

QuoteI could seriously spend thirty minutes analyzing the words "face bidet." I swear to god...

Oh come on, anti, lol.

E: And everybody hated because it was promoted with feminism. The bad movie in that sense is Wonder Woman.


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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2022, 12:22:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbR6X-oZo5c

It definitely had jokes LOL.  And decent ones.  Perfect blend of seriousness and snark.

I've used the "disaster of biblical proportions.  human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together" joke pretty recently.  Didn't land with Gen Z, unfortunately.  I said it was from Ghostbusters and they thought I meant the 2016 one.  :/
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2022, 03:28:14 AM
Of course it had. I loved those movies as a kid. I'm just saying the version with girls is not that bad. Don't you remember those days when the girl version was released? Masses of men and boys got organised to vote that movie down with a grudge. (I'm not putting you guys in there.) But honestly, when I watched it I was expecting something far worse back then.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2022, 06:23:18 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 02, 2022, 12:22:13 AM
...It definitely had jokes LOL.  And decent ones.  Perfect blend of seriousness and snark.

I've used the "disaster of biblical proportions.  human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together" joke pretty recently.  Didn't land with Gen Z, unfortunately.  I said it was from Ghostbusters and they thought I meant the 2016 one.  :/

Ha, you got mature my friend. :lol: At some point kids don't even register movies, songs before some time, you'll notice that. I start to feel that nearly around 10 years ago. I'm sure I sound like that to SGOS or Mike.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 02, 2022, 04:36:41 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2022, 03:28:14 AM
Of course it had. I loved those movies as a kid. I'm just saying the version with girls is not that bad. Don't you remember those days when the girl version was released? Masses of men and boys got organised to vote that movie down with a grudge. (I'm not putting you guys in there.) But honestly, when I watched it I was expecting something far worse back then.

You know... to be honest... I remember more that people just didn't like the movie, and for legitimate reasons but then getting called out for being sexist and womanhating pieces of shit. The defenders of the film not accepting that loads of people really did think it was a piece of garbage, not because it starred four women but because the film itself was bad and did the franchise no Justice.

In any case, I watched a part of it. Did not find it charming nor funny. Was not tempted to keep watching. It´s not ´the room´-bad or anything. It´s just... not much of anything. At least not for the 15 to 20 minutes I watched before turning it off.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 02, 2022, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 02, 2022, 04:36:41 PM
You know... to be honest... I remember more that people just didn't like the movie, and for legitimate reasons but then getting called out for being sexist and womanhating pieces of shit. The defenders of the film not accepting that loads of people really did think it was a piece of garbage, not because it started for women but because the film itself was bad and did the franchise no Justice.

In any case, I watched a part of it. Did not find it charming nor funny. Was not tempted to keep watching. It´s not not ´the room´-bad or anything. It´s just... not much of anything. At least not for the 15 to 20 minutes I watched before turning it off.

That's why I'm working on fanfic of that movie.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2022, 09:52:34 PM


Sacre bleu!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 03, 2022, 04:24:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 03, 2022, 10:52:28 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 03, 2022, 11:34:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 03, 2022, 10:52:28 PM


Don't get it.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 04, 2022, 03:18:36 AM
His wife told him.

"My wife." Is a well-known and often cited borat quote.
He can´t resist doing the impression, even with knowing the cost that will come.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 04, 2022, 11:20:50 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 04, 2022, 03:18:36 AM
"My wife." Is a well-known and often cited borat quote.

I don't recall that one. But then, I only saw the first one once. Didn't see the second one. Didn't see any of the other appearances. So I never heard this one.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2022, 01:23:23 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 02, 2022, 04:36:41 PM
You know... to be honest... I remember more that people just didn't like the movie, and for legitimate reasons but then getting called out for being sexist and womanhating pieces of shit. The defenders of the film not accepting that loads of people really did think it was a piece of garbage, not because it starred four women but because the film itself was bad and did the franchise no Justice.

In any case, I watched a part of it. Did not find it charming nor funny. Was not tempted to keep watching. It´s not ´the room´-bad or anything. It´s just... not much of anything. At least not for the 15 to 20 minutes I watched before turning it off.

Then you remember what happened at the very end. That's not a short story. That movie got so much backlash starting from the moment it was announced that the cast was full women, it became ridiculous. And the reason was, "It was made with male cast, how do you dare to change it to female cast". I mean think about the remakes made in general... That was the whole thing about it, that backlash. I'm sure a few people said: "myeh, bad, not for me". But that wasn't the reaction. Men and boys got organised in mass to give that backlash and honestly, this was expressed everywhere openly. That backlash transformed the the director's, producers' attitude. And after with that women called Anita Sarkeesian, a small group maybe watched it and nobody has even given it a chance.

But forget about that, if that much people had watched that movie, the box office would be recorded somewhere. Just Anita's fans haters were most of the gamer sphere then, how many millions is that again? They have made her filthy rich. (I even remember posting an article about the amount of vote down and box office comparison to a member here. Though the conversation didn't take place in this forum.)

By the way, I was a kid when Ghostbusters was made. Seriously, how do you even compare two movies you watched in completely different eras at completely different ages? They tried to make a very similar copy of it. What you feel is actually what an adult would think watching the old ones. You, me...all of us have seen far worse movies than that. So really, it is not about that movie being bad.

Also, the ridiculous cancel culture you suffer right now is a result of those massive backlashes (I mean not just this one) created by white male groups. I'm serious about this.

Is that normal? Massive backlash for a remake just because it is being made with full female cast. Yeah, that's the deal, but it sounds so stupid right now, doesn't it? Because now it's POST-TRUMP and then when it was before Trump, that kind of bullshit was OK. Men feel entitled to certain things as women do to others, but the thing is none of them actually are entitled to anything.

So yeah, it was/is sexist and hateful.
Title: Re: Post your funny pictures here!!! part Deux
Post by: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2022, 01:57:21 PM
I've never seen any Borat movies. I haven't lost anything, have I?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2022, 02:45:34 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2022, 01:57:21 PM
I've never seen any Borat movies. I haven't lost anything, have I?
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 04, 2022, 05:07:32 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2022, 01:57:21 PM
I've never seen any Borat movies. I haven't lost anything, have I?
Can't say.  I've not seen them either. :))
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 04, 2022, 05:11:47 PM
"Pandorans hear that Pluto is not a planet."

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Post by: Blackleaf on January 04, 2022, 06:41:10 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 04, 2022, 09:12:11 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2022, 09:41:33 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 05, 2022, 01:24:52 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 04, 2022, 02:45:34 PM


Really?

E: LOL, that's an honest question. I always thought that Western people found it funny because it's too foreign and awkward for them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2022, 09:34:50 AM
I dunno why other people liked it, but I love the wacky hijinks of a guy with antiquated beliefs and a very low familiarity with US culture.  And the culture shock, both on his part and Americans he's talking to, is funny as hell.  And of course, there's the not-so-subtle critique of American culture/politics.  It works on several levels.

I dunno why so many people here don't have at least a passing familiarity with a movie that took the world by storm.  You could literally live under a rock and still hear "my wiiiiife" for months on end.  Yet I reference it here and it's like I'm talking about the battle of ten kings.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 05, 2022, 09:44:27 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2022, 09:34:50 AMYou  could literally live under a rock and still hear "my wife" for months on end.



Never saw Borat.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 05, 2022, 10:33:11 AM
Never saw him either. If what he did was before October 2014, I'd have no idea. I was working, burning the candle at 4 ends. One can do that by breaking the candle in half and lighting the stubs. I retired in 2014, but I don't go to movies much (last time was when the new Robin Hood movie came out) or watch much TV.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 05, 2022, 11:07:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2022, 09:34:50 AM
I dunno why other people liked it, but I love the wacky hijinks of a guy with antiquated beliefs and a very low familiarity with US culture.  And the culture shock, both on his part and Americans he's talking to, is funny as hell.  And of course, there's the not-so-subtle critique of American culture/politics.  It works on several levels.

I dunno why so many people here don't have at least a passing familiarity with a movie that took the world by storm.  You could literally live under a rock and still hear "my wiiiiife" for months on end.  Yet I reference it here and it's like I'm talking about the battle of ten kings.

Hmm...ok. Thanks. I don't particularly remember "my wiiife", but I certainly remember how it captured global attention.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2022, 11:40:11 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 05, 2022, 09:44:27 AMNever saw Borat.
*seriously considers buying yall Redbox gift cards for Christmas*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2022, 11:40:34 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 05, 2022, 09:44:27 AM


Never saw Borat.
Saw the previews, discovered how uninterested I was.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 05, 2022, 11:54:41 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2022, 09:34:50 AM
I dunno why so many people here don't have at least a passing familiarity with a movie that took the world by storm.  You could literally live under a rock and still hear "my wiiiiife" for months on end.  Yet I reference it here and it's like I'm talking about the battle of ten kings.

So it's from the first movie? I don't remember that even being a thing. I remember "High five!" and "One time he break cage and then we all have good laugh." "NOOOOOOT!"
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 05, 2022, 12:07:23 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2022, 01:57:21 PM
I've never seen any Borat movies. I haven't lost anything, have I?

The appeal of Borat is that he says some "outrageous" things and manages to get away with it under the guise of being a foreign. The really interesting parts are where he get these normal people to just talk frankly. Really eye-opening about American culture to get an outsider perspective and get people to admit to things that they probably wouldn't if they knew they were on camera, or at least on camera for a movie that would be seen in America.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 05, 2022, 12:27:31 PM
Well, when I tried some of that nearly a decade ago in this forum, people weren't entertained at all.  :think:

You know that when people from different countries talk about French or British people, they automatically agree without going in details? It's a bit like that with Americans, lol. But it is not funny anymore because, now you people know about most of that. It was until around 10 years ago. And believe it or not, that's progress.  :rockout:
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on January 05, 2022, 09:11:58 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2022, 01:57:21 PM
I've never seen any Borat movies. I haven't lost anything, have I?

I saw half of one.  I was so bored I went on to do something more interesting, like watching grass grow and paint dry.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 06, 2022, 09:25:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2022, 11:40:11 AM
*seriously considers buying yall Redbox gift cards for Christmas*
The previews were enough to keep me away from the movies.

I'll send you my addy for the card.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 06, 2022, 09:25:59 AM
God don't wanna hear that shit, Frances.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2022, 11:56:13 AM
When you ask God for a sign:

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2022, 07:24:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2022, 07:33:31 PM
Me:  I'm a whiz at geography!

Also me:

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Post by: Blackleaf on January 06, 2022, 07:43:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 06, 2022, 07:24:24 PM


What the fuck? Is this supposed to be taken seriously? I don't get it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2022, 07:47:20 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 06, 2022, 07:43:42 PM
What the fuck? Is this supposed to be taken seriously? I don't get it.
It's supposed to be absurd and over-the-top and piggybacks off the conservative talking point that gay marriage would be mandatory (https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/politics/texas/article/Ted-Cruz-decries-push-for-mandatory-gay-marriage-6278493.php) in a democrat administration as well as the similarly erroneous conservative belief that Bernie is a communist.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 06, 2022, 08:38:46 PM
I bet if I showed that to some people around where I live they'd be nodding like pigeons. smh
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 07, 2022, 12:49:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 06, 2022, 07:33:31 PM
Me:  I'm a whiz at geography!

Also me:



That's interesting. Something different 'geography related' is going in there, imo. I get everything, but why Croatia is up there. I mean among all the Balkan countries? Why not Slovenia? What happened with Croatia? Are there famous Croatian Americans? Who are they? :lol:
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 07, 2022, 08:41:14 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2022, 03:33:49 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 07, 2022, 12:49:28 AM
That's interesting. Something different 'geography related' is going in there, imo. I get everything, but why Croatia is up there. I mean among all the Balkan countries? Why not Slovenia? What happened with Croatia? Are there famous Croatian Americans? Who are they? :lol:
Who knows.  At least Russia, Italy, and France are in the right places.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 07, 2022, 03:47:44 PM
Speaking of Borat, I've just seen this. probably posted before?

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ryai1g/clever_marketing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 07, 2022, 05:31:15 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 07, 2022, 03:33:49 PM
Who knows.  At least Russia, Italy, and France are in the right places.

Haha, verdammten Schweinehund!
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 07, 2022, 05:52:05 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 07, 2022, 03:47:44 PM
Speaking of Borat, I've just seen this. probably posted before?

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ryai1g/clever_marketing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
:lol: "Sacha Bareall Cohen" in the comments.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2022, 09:27:40 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 07, 2022, 09:43:55 PM
Try it at 69. I have arthritis in my back (and feet and hands). If I sleep long enough on my side, the sciatica acts up. If I wake up in pain, I have to carefully lay on my back and let the pinched parts relax. Then I can get out of bed without falling over, or gimping around in pain for the rest of the day. I used to be able to deadlift 325 pounds and bench 180. Not big weights, but not too bad. It was enough to lift a small block Chevy engine block, complete with pistons, crankshaft and camshaft off the ground and onto the bed of a truck, or to put an aluminum case transmission into a vehicle, laying on my back...in both cases, all by myself. Those days are gone, forever.  :boohoo:
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 09, 2022, 11:40:57 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2022, 03:18:58 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 12, 2022, 11:39:44 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 07, 2022, 03:33:49 PM
Who knows.  At least Russia, Italy, and France are in the right places.

???
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2022, 12:21:17 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on January 12, 2022, 11:39:44 AM???
A jest, your lordship.  :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2022, 07:06:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2022, 09:20:10 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 14, 2022, 12:24:14 AM
I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you, that anyone even knows who that is much less would make a meme out of it.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 14, 2022, 01:36:26 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 14, 2022, 12:24:14 AM
I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you, that anyone even knows who that is much less would make a meme out of it.

I know, right? Boba Fett is old news. What's he doing with a legend like Milton Waddams?
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 14, 2022, 01:23:16 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 14, 2022, 01:36:26 AM
I know, right? Boba Fett is old news. What's he doing with a legend like Milton Waddams?

Hee hee. I am glad someone else noticed.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 14, 2022, 02:43:29 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 16, 2022, 01:33:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2022, 04:27:18 PM


I will die on this hill.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2022, 11:54:50 PM


The monolith!  We destroy that and this is over.  Charge!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 17, 2022, 10:21:19 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 17, 2022, 11:10:52 AM
Perspective is everything.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 17, 2022, 08:47:15 PM


Understandable.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 17, 2022, 11:17:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2022, 12:33:12 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2022, 10:03:50 AM


Currently only works with Windows/Linux machines, Apple-compatible only with adapter
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 19, 2022, 10:36:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 19, 2022, 10:03:50 AM


Currently only works with Windows/Linux machines, Apple-compatible only with adapter
I have thrown out countless pads--the battery life is just so short.  I wish I could do something with my old ones.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 19, 2022, 10:55:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2022, 12:27:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2022, 10:39:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2022, 08:26:47 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 20, 2022, 08:43:51 PM
500 hrs?  That's only a beginning. :))
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 20, 2022, 09:18:20 PM
Didn't take me that long to turn over Frogger on the Atari 2600. :P
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 21, 2022, 07:40:22 AM
They should choose gamers to do those kind of articles,lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2022, 09:35:45 PM


Seinfeld:  Did you hear they're going to make a new Reboot show?
George [outraged]: That's ridiculous!  You can't beboot Reboot!
Seinfeld *shrugs*
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2022, 10:23:15 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 22, 2022, 08:34:07 AM
Venn there, denn that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2022, 10:11:14 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2022, 11:07:21 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 22, 2022, 01:44:52 PM
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Post by: aitm on January 22, 2022, 02:51:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 22, 2022, 10:11:14 AM

Meh. I think Nickleback, Pearl Jam and about 3 other bands all sound alike. I kinda like em.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 23, 2022, 02:35:28 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2022, 08:28:55 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 23, 2022, 09:33:37 AM
Aha...LOL This is good. I'm stealing this.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2022, 10:53:04 AM


My favorites:  subtle as a barn fire, can't tell a deer from a gator (very dumb), when the summers are cool and the mosquitoes are dead (never)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 23, 2022, 10:59:13 AM
As an Anatolian those all make sense to me.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 23, 2022, 12:13:22 PM
This is the best page.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 23, 2022, 01:37:14 PM
Page 666 !

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2022, 07:31:56 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 24, 2022, 12:56:29 AM
They are on to me.

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Post by: the_antithesis on January 24, 2022, 12:51:08 PM
7-10? What's yer hurry?
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Post by: Shiranu on January 24, 2022, 04:46:37 PM
Hear me out... a vibrator, so strong it can send a man to the moon, hooked up to the back of a Toyota Tacoma that is driving it to NASA to beat the Russians.



OC content.
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Post by: Cassia on January 24, 2022, 11:03:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2022, 02:58:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2022, 07:40:31 PM
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Post by: Cassia on January 25, 2022, 09:18:24 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 26, 2022, 07:18:45 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 25, 2022, 07:40:31 PM

♫Leo G. Carrol was over a barrel.
When Tarantula took to the hills.♫
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2022, 07:45:49 PM
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Post by: Cassia on January 27, 2022, 08:12:30 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nice woolly rhinoceros
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 28, 2022, 10:48:04 AM
Quote from: Cassia on January 27, 2022, 08:12:30 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nice woolly rhinoceros
Damn, I thought it was a Volvo.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2022, 11:26:55 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 28, 2022, 12:20:02 PM
Reminds me of "The Virgin Vampire."
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2022, 03:05:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2022, 11:52:53 PM


Wear a winter coat?  No thanks, I have skin.  Besides, unless winter clothes are vacuum sealed and 100% impervious to hurricane-force winds, they're totally ineffective.  People wearing coats still get cold!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 29, 2022, 01:35:35 AM
"Do your own meteorology." Do they know how it is done today. I'm mean beyond everything, could it be that they think it is done by 'observing nature'? :lol:
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 29, 2022, 02:51:12 AM
I just thought we should have it here.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 29, 2022, 06:54:54 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 29, 2022, 01:35:35 AM
"Do your own meteorology." Do they know how it is done today. I'm mean beyond everything, could it be that they think it is done by 'observing nature'? :lol:
Hey, they have a window, what more equipment is required?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2022, 09:04:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2022, 10:45:18 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 29, 2022, 11:28:23 PM
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Post by: Cassia on January 29, 2022, 11:47:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 29, 2022, 10:45:18 PM

I love stupid dr. jokes....
Me: "Doc, it hurts when I go like this"
Dr:  "Well, don't go like that"
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2022, 09:51:06 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 30, 2022, 11:30:55 AM
Quote from: Cassia on January 29, 2022, 11:47:43 PM
I love stupid dr. jokes....
Me: "Doc, it hurts when I go like this"
Dr:  "Well, don't go like that"
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2022, 02:27:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2022, 11:04:36 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 31, 2022, 02:40:24 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 31, 2022, 03:00:50 PM
I visited an old childhood friend with my family. They hadn't had any kids by that time. The wife was excited and went up to the store and got crayons and a coloring book. She set him at the fireplace hearth, and pooh-poohed our caution about crayons on the brick. He was not quite 3, and yup, crayon on the brick.  :doh: The guy had a high-end tube amplifier stereo with electret speakers, which were temporarily simply sitting on concrete blocks. Way expensive. My son was running all over the house. I lived in mortal fear that he was going to knock those speakers over. Stressful weekend. :lol:
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2022, 02:41:31 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2022, 03:52:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2022, 08:26:07 PM


The dead speak!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 02, 2022, 01:53:20 AM
Ricky Gervais Says He’s Going To Try And Get Cancelled With Next Stand Up Show

https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/si7hui/ricky_gervais_says_hes_going_to_try_and_get/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Also the first comment batch...
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2022, 02:15:08 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on February 03, 2022, 02:42:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 03, 2022, 02:15:08 PM


Is this actually what One Piece is (partly) about? A friend has been trying to convince me to watch it but aint nobody got time for that... though now I am slightly intrigued.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2022, 06:32:57 PM
No, it's not really about that at all.  It's about becoming a pirate and the power of friendship or somesuch.

The joke is sneaking in a blunt wake-up call where you would normally expect a trite platitude.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2022, 08:20:16 PM


In medieval europe, they loved primary colors, wooden castles, and reading/writing waay more than people would assume.

Also, red may or may not be somewhat overly emphasized for classical Rome (flanderized)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2022, 09:48:13 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2022, 10:20:59 AM


aka Memel Territory
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 04, 2022, 01:06:45 PM
Hydra, 'meme' means 'boob' in my mother language. I think, you'd appreciate that happy accident too? :lol: "Boobal Territory."
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Post by: Shiranu on February 04, 2022, 02:20:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 04, 2022, 10:20:59 AM


aka Memel Territory

Huh, I guess I can say I have ancestors from the Memeland Coast... I like that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2022, 12:15:24 AM


Good soldiers follow orders.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2022, 03:17:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2022, 03:24:00 PM


They should crash it into this dum-dum's house instead.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 05, 2022, 05:04:33 PM
That's a lot of mass to accelerate out of low Earth orbit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2022, 09:26:25 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 05, 2022, 05:04:33 PM
That's a lot of mass to accelerate out of low Earth orbit.
ISS = 980,208 lbs (444,615 kg)
2019 Honda Accord LX = 3,131 lbs (1,420 kg)

So it's the equivalent of dropping 313 cars out of an airplane into the ocean.  I've seen worse.

Fun fact: the crash site is Point Nemo, a remote area in the south Pacific, chosen as a dumping site because it's as far away from land as possible.
Not so fun fact: Point Nemo is very close to the fictional (maybe) underwater city of R'lyeh (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%27lyeh), where dread Cthulhu lies dreaming.  And with strange aeons...
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2022, 10:28:38 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 05, 2022, 11:38:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 05, 2022, 09:26:25 PM
ISS = 980,208 lbs (444,615 kg)
2019 Honda Accord LX = 3,131 lbs (1,420 kg)

So it's the equivalent of dropping 313 cars out of an airplane into the ocean.  I've seen worse.

Fun fact: the crash site is Point Nemo, a remote area in the south Pacific, chosen as a dumping site because it's as far away from land as possible.
Not so fun fact: Point Nemo is very close to the fictional (maybe) underwater city of R'lyeh (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%27lyeh), where dread Cthulhu lies dreaming.  And with strange aeons...
Maybe the whole point of dumping spacecraft there is because of the paucity of land which contains people. If the debris falls on Cthulu, may he rise to our doom! Though that will not be likely to happen. Apologies to H.P. Lovecraft.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 06, 2022, 08:01:35 AM
Hydra, we have to add the fuel used for the boost? And the trips up there to add the boosters and fill the fuel tanks?
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Post by: aitm on February 06, 2022, 04:02:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 06, 2022, 08:01:35 AM
Hydra, we have to add the fuel used for the boost? And the trips up there to add the boosters and fill the fuel tanks?
The average person has neither the intellect nor the capacity to understand the math of sending a rocket into space. Not that it is necessary to understand the math, but to appreciate it. The average human does not even understand the speed of which the world spins…nor how it would effect the flight of a rocket much less the calculations being used because of it. My wife thinks that rockets are “diverted” east to secretly land in the Bermuda Triangle…….seriously. She was rather flummoxed  that I could  even present a reasonable point to it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 06, 2022, 04:30:33 PM
Yeah, but I was hopin' for an back of the napkin estimate.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 06, 2022, 04:30:46 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 06, 2022, 06:09:00 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 05, 2022, 11:38:16 PM
Apologies to H.P. Lovecraft.

You really don't have to.

Lots of people are racist. Not everybody writes poetry about it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 06, 2022, 09:42:06 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 06, 2022, 06:09:00 PM
You really don't have to.

Lots of people are racist. Not everybody writes poetry about it.
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Post by: Cassia on February 07, 2022, 02:51:39 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 07, 2022, 03:39:46 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2022, 04:57:55 PM
So the third one is a mystery?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2022, 07:46:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2022, 08:12:11 PM


1) Just checked and it's real
2) I'm on a watchlist
3) I was already on a watchlist
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 08, 2022, 08:22:03 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 08:32:48 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 08, 2022, 09:23:07 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2022, 04:57:55 PM
So the third one is a mystery?

He's a writer who kills editors and literary critics as a seasonal hobby, I guess. And I'd like to support him in these endeavours, lol.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 08, 2022, 01:53:33 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 08, 2022, 09:23:07 AM
He's a writer who kills editors and literary critics as a seasonal hobby, I guess. And I'd like to support him in these endeavours, lol.
Knives out!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 02:16:39 PM


Wandavision
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 02:33:09 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 08, 2022, 02:41:57 PM
Has Corsica become a Chinese colony or what?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 07:13:02 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 08, 2022, 02:41:57 PM
Has Corsica become a Chinese colony or what?
It's a province of East Germany *Spain lights up*
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 08, 2022, 07:19:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 02:33:09 PM


I get that it´s wrong, I don´t get the joke :s
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 07:22:04 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on February 08, 2022, 07:19:46 PMI get that it´s wrong, I don´t get the joke :s
It's from an ad.  So the ad people made a goof, and I found that funny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 07:53:19 PM
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Post by: Cassia on February 08, 2022, 08:00:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 07:22:04 PM
It's from an ad.  So the ad people made a goof, and I found that funny.
No "Frogs". Is that a bad thing to say? I love 'em.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 09:01:08 PM
Quote from: Cassia on February 08, 2022, 08:00:36 PM
No "Frogs". Is that a bad thing to say? I love 'em.


<- quebecois (cay-beck-qua) ancestry
<- francophile
<- would genuinely like to try frog legs sometime
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Post by: Cassia on February 08, 2022, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 09:01:08 PM


<- quebecois (cay-beck-qua) ancestry
<- francophile
<- would genuinely like to try frog legs sometime
wee-wee!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2022, 09:21:51 PM
Quote from: Cassia on February 08, 2022, 09:16:13 PMwee-wee!
Merci, je déteste ça
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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 08, 2022, 11:17:55 PM
Frog legs taste like fishy, chewy chicken. Not a fan.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 09, 2022, 02:31:33 AM
Everything tastes good fried. I believe I've had frog legs before, but it's been years.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 09, 2022, 06:57:46 AM
I hope they do better with T.rump. (Corsica joke.)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2022, 09:11:26 AM


Oh yeah, some OJ will definitely take care of that.  This is the biology equivalent of saying that a major car collision will "buff out"
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2022, 12:37:05 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 09, 2022, 01:06:33 PM
LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2022, 07:14:16 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 09, 2022, 08:50:34 PM
I wasn't listening to music in the '80s.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 09, 2022, 11:39:58 PM
I need to buy a vowel.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2022, 11:48:16 PM
first word:  _e_e_
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2022, 12:13:49 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 09, 2022, 08:50:34 PM
I wasn't listening to music in the '80s.

You stopped a decade early.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 10, 2022, 12:40:16 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 09, 2022, 08:50:34 PM
I wasn't listening to music in the '80s.

Pretty sure most people born after the 80s know this song. Not because they were listening to it, but because of the prank that later became associated with it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2022, 12:52:02 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2022, 12:53:05 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 10, 2022, 12:40:16 AM
Pretty sure most people born after the 80s know this song. Not because they were listening to it, but because of the prank that later became associated with it.

LOL It's that one. I didn't even try thinking I couldn't get it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2022, 02:12:30 AM



STEP FOUR: Confront them about the coconuts.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2022, 08:58:37 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 10, 2022, 12:40:16 AM
Pretty sure most people born after the 80s know this song. Not because they were listening to it, but because of the prank that later became associated with it.
1951
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 10, 2022, 10:57:55 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 10, 2022, 12:40:16 AM
Pretty sure most people born after the 80s know this song. Not because they were listening to it, but because of the prank that later became associated with it.

Oh.

God, that's really stopped being funny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2022, 02:24:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2022, 09:08:03 AM


The same people see a mask during a pandemic, get triggered, and accuse everyone else of living in fear, lol.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 12, 2022, 12:47:37 AM


This is how some people see things.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 12, 2022, 01:37:09 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 12, 2022, 02:45:10 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2022, 09:58:48 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2022, 10:23:00 AM
Didn't know that was their name. Very cool. When I was whacked on Thai sticks I'd get a super 3d view of them. (Lower left would have fucked me up badly. ;-) )
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 13, 2022, 04:29:05 AM
Here are some Valentine's cards to give to your sweetheart!

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2022, 10:34:00 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2022, 10:35:20 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 13, 2022, 10:36:36 AM
Respect to the Cognac chugging lady. I get her, LOL.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 13, 2022, 11:18:41 AM
Is this becoming too real to post here?



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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 13, 2022, 11:25:52 AM


Could be from Small Gods, or Jingo I dunno. Pratchett.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 13, 2022, 11:29:23 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 13, 2022, 12:07:55 PM
Did Terry propose an alternative?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 13, 2022, 01:36:07 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 13, 2022, 12:07:55 PM
Did Terry propose an alternative?

Discworld?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 13, 2022, 01:36:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2022, 01:59:05 PM
Ha!  Summer during summer.  I see what you did there.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2022, 02:53:47 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 13, 2022, 03:20:53 PM
Lol XD
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 14, 2022, 02:10:57 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 13, 2022, 02:53:47 PM


:rrotflmao:
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 14, 2022, 02:24:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 13, 2022, 01:59:05 PM
Ha!  Summer during summer.  I see what you did there.

I missed it, lol.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 14, 2022, 02:31:26 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2022, 09:18:09 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 14, 2022, 11:17:47 AM


E: UGH. Neither one, nor many...It's HUGE!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 14, 2022, 11:58:55 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2022, 12:14:05 PM
Yet people still buy Apples.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 14, 2022, 12:35:46 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2022, 04:49:58 PM
What was the problem with the green one?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2022, 04:57:48 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2022, 04:49:58 PM
What was the problem with the green one?
Too sexy (I'm serious)
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Post by: Shiranu on February 14, 2022, 05:45:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 14, 2022, 04:57:48 PM
Too sexy (I'm serious)

I think that says far more about them than it does the M&M :I.
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Post by: Shiranu on February 14, 2022, 07:01:35 PM
Ah yes what could go wrong; the organization notorious for coming into places and killing your pets, shooting at and burning dozens of people alive, including kids (and now ran by someone involved in that), and who lost assault rifles it gave to Mexican cartels to attack Americans wants you to snitch on your ex. I'm sure no hateful ex would ever give them a false call and that they wouldn't act on it, potentially getting them, their family or their pets killed.

If it was a tossup between getting rid of the ATF or ICE/BP, I don't know which I would choose first imo; they are both so fundamentally opposite to my morals and philosophy that I don't think I see a single redeeming quality in either.

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Post by: the_antithesis on February 15, 2022, 12:04:56 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 14, 2022, 04:57:48 PM
Too sexy (I'm serious)

Actually, the problem was because the green one isn't as sexy anymore. It was a PR stunt by M&M Mars to draw attention away from how they profited from literal child slavery on cacao plantations for years. It fucking worked.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 15, 2022, 05:16:23 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 15, 2022, 08:52:38 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 14, 2022, 04:57:48 PM
Too sexy (I'm serious)
Did they confuse it with S&M? (Well, not my cousins, they couldn't spell "S&M".)
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 15, 2022, 10:55:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWZJ69R3ES4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Uz_7KnkR8
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 15, 2022, 01:24:20 PM
That creature doesn't have enough 'mind' to have some mental illness.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 15, 2022, 09:47:51 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 16, 2022, 07:33:02 AM
Extra quote mark bother anyone?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2022, 07:49:34 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2022, 08:58:47 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 16, 2022, 11:58:25 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 16, 2022, 07:33:02 AM
Extra quote mark bother anyone?

People who make memes never seem to have proper grammar. lol
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 16, 2022, 02:02:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2022, 02:14:05 PM
We have a better understand of what time is than what was known in Aristotle's day.  It's stufftime now.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 16, 2022, 02:20:22 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 16, 2022, 02:25:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2022, 04:52:44 PM
^
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 16, 2022, 04:58:53 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 16, 2022, 02:20:22 PM

In both cases the format is important.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 17, 2022, 02:24:07 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/su1erk/the_satanic_temple_had_their_inaugural_satancon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

QuoteThe Satanic Temple had their inaugural SatanCon. The hotel staff said all attendees were nice. However, police had to be called on the Christian protesters outside because Protestants showed up and were squabbling with the Catholics. This is the perfect microcosm for needing church/state separation.
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Post by: aitm on February 17, 2022, 10:43:48 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 17, 2022, 02:24:07 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/su1erk/the_satanic_temple_had_their_inaugural_satancon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

I wanted to find outside sources of the “squabble” but could not confirm it. That woulda been a hoot.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 17, 2022, 11:01:26 AM
Quote from: aitm on February 17, 2022, 10:43:48 AM
I wanted to find outside sources of the “squabble” but could not confirm it. That woulda been a hoot.

As far as I understand, it is something done with the mouth? It's traditionally your mother language honey, you tell me.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 17, 2022, 12:05:14 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 17, 2022, 11:01:26 AM
As far as I understand, it is something done with the mouth? It's traditionally your mother language honey, you tell me.
He means what were the catholics and protestants were arguing about. Funny how different brands of christians hate each other more than they hate us.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 17, 2022, 12:14:18 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 17, 2022, 12:05:14 PM
He means what were the catholics and protestants were arguing about. Funny how different brands of christians hate each other more than they hate us.
Yeah, the tensions seems to come from the fear that the other lot has it right and we're doin' it wrong. Civil wars are often the nastiest.

I like to stand on the edges and egg them on.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 17, 2022, 12:29:19 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 17, 2022, 11:01:26 AM
As far as I understand, it is something done with the mouth? It's traditionally your mother language honey, you tell me.

lol, no. A squabble is just an argument over a trivial matter. I assume aitm was just trying to figure out what they were arguing about. Probably something along the lines of dunking versus sprinkling or the Protestants called the Catholics idol worshippers.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2022, 09:47:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2022, 10:48:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 12:27:52 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on February 18, 2022, 02:27:59 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2022, 03:16:05 AM
I have no idea. But I'm thinking it's probably something about vaccine, masks? E: I was drunk, I was trying to be funny with that line, and apparently, I forgot how to drink,lol.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2022, 03:39:29 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 17, 2022, 10:48:20 PM


I can get behind some of that I hate taverns,period.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2022, 03:42:15 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 12:27:52 AM


They are melting iron needed for casting, OK? It makes sense alright?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 08:08:33 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2022, 03:39:29 AM
I can get behind some of that I hate taverns,period.
But they're the main source of quests.  Without them, heroes wouldn't know where to go or who to defeat.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 09:06:19 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2022, 03:42:15 AMThey are melting iron needed for casting, OK? It makes sense alright?
Most cities have industrial parks, but they're usually several miles from commercial/residential zones.  I'd have to rewatch T2, but afaik, they went from a mall to a smelter in a high-speed chase in an awfully short amount of time.  Maybe they traveled far enough in that time, but probably not.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 18, 2022, 09:20:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 09:06:19 AM
Most cities have industrial parks, but they're usually several miles from commercial/residential zones.  I'd have to rewatch T2, but afaik, they went from a mall to a smelter in a high-speed chase in an awfully short amount of time.  Maybe they traveled far enough in that time, but probably not.

Eh, it's a movie. Do you want to see a thirty minute car ride in real time?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 18, 2022, 09:46:06 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 12:27:52 AM

Don't know about the "factory", but the road was California 110, connecting the Port of Los Angeles with the 405 freeway. Drove it five days a week to get to LBNSY. The open grate bridge looked like a huge cheese grater when it was raining and you were on a motorcycle.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 11:15:31 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 18, 2022, 09:20:53 AM
Eh, it's a movie. Do you want to see a thirty minute car ride in real time?
*flashbacks to LOTR Extended Edition with sweeping shots of Legolas and co treking through the imaginary fantasy world of New Zealand*

YES.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 18, 2022, 11:31:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 11:15:31 AM
*flashbacks to LOTR Extended Edition with sweeping shots of Legolas and co treking through the imaginary fantasy world of New Zealand*

YES.
"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 18, 2022, 12:09:29 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 11:15:31 AM
*flashbacks to LOTR Extended Edition with sweeping shots of Legolas and co treking through the imaginary fantasy world of New Zealand*

YES.

I just picked up a used 4k blu ray player last week. Shortly afterwards I ordered the LOTR UHD set, the Jurassic Park 5 movie set in UHD, and my current favorite movie Ready Player One. I fired it up last night and watched the extended edition of The Fellowship of the Ring. There is huge difference between streaming a 4k movie and watching the Blu Ray. The picture quality of the Blu Ray version is much better.

Next up is getting a UHD friendly Blu Ray drive for a PC so I can rip the disks to the NAS and stream them locally without all the network compression or the Blu Ray Player.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 18, 2022, 12:40:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 11:15:31 AM
*flashbacks to LOTR Extended Edition with sweeping shots of Legolas and co treking through the imaginary fantasy world of New Zealand*

YES.

It would be more like the original cut of The Brown Bunny. Or maybe Manos: Hands of Fate
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 18, 2022, 02:23:23 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on February 18, 2022, 12:09:29 PM
I just picked up a used 4k blu ray player last week. Shortly afterwards I ordered the LOTR UHD set, the Jurassic Park 5 movie set in UHD, and my current favorite movie Ready Player One. I fired it up last night and watched the extended edition of The Fellowship of the Ring. There is huge difference between streaming a 4k movie and watching the Blu Ray. The picture quality of the Blu Ray version is much better.

Next up is getting a UHD friendly Blu Ray drive for a PC so I can rip the disks to the NAS and stream them locally without all the network compression or the Blu Ray Player.

If you have the equipment to take advantage of UHD video and Dolby Atmos audio, UHD Blu-ray is the way to go. LOTR looks AMAZING. I have a small collection of my all-time favorite movies on UHD Blu-ray. There is a local bookstore that sells used Blu-rays and I have found some terrific deals.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 18, 2022, 03:19:47 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on February 18, 2022, 02:23:23 PM
If you have the equipment to take advantage of UHD video and Dolby Atmos audio, UHD Blu-ray is the way to go. LOTR looks AMAZING. I have a small collection of my all-time favorite movies on UHD Blu-ray. There is a local bookstore that sells used Blu-rays and I have found some terrific deals.

My receiver does Dolby Atmos, but my speakers are setup in a traditional 5.1 arrangement. I really need to look into a set of up firing speakers so I can run a 5.1.2 setup.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 09:54:13 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 19, 2022, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 08:08:33 AM
But they're the main source of quests.  Without them, heroes wouldn't know where to go or who to defeat.

Oh I've never thought of that way,lol.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 19, 2022, 12:46:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 18, 2022, 09:06:19 AM
Most cities have industrial parks, but they're usually several miles from commercial/residential zones.  I'd have to rewatch T2, but afaik, they went from a mall to a smelter in a high-speed chase in an awfully short amount of time.  Maybe they traveled far enough in that time, but probably not.

I need to stop trying to be funny,lol. 'Squabble'^ one was really bad because I forgot that tongue and language are not the same word in English, but I thought T2 comment was obvious. But yeah it is written after all. It was meant as "Uh,oh...quick, NO!". So yeah, agreed. :lol:
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Post by: Shiranu on February 19, 2022, 07:27:35 PM

Can anyone see this picture? Been having a problem with that fairly often where it doesn't want to show on my screen at least.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2022, 10:34:34 PM
It was deleted, but miraculously came back 3 days later, unlike some Jewish carpenters I know.  :P

I tried to find a smaller alternate image, but googling "Russia gay" gives back some strange and definitely (partially) unwanted results.
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Post by: Shiranu on February 19, 2022, 10:52:15 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 19, 2022, 10:34:34 PM
It was deleted, but miraculously came back 3 days later, unlike some Jewish carpenters I know.  :P

I tried to find a smaller alternate image, but googling "Russia gay" gives back some strange and definitely (partially) unwanted results.

Ah, rip.

Ukraine on Twitter: "Invade us if u gay."
Russia: CNN - "This just in, Russian troops retreated this morning to Siberia, with President Putin stating,'We are not gay.'. We will get back to you as soon as we know more how global catastrophe was prevented by Twitter."

*End Scene*

Smol-brain entertainment and big-bronk thinker time (why specifically call him gay? Oh...), I appreciate it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 20, 2022, 11:02:18 AM


Not lesbian, just a romantic relationship between two women.  Totally different.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 20, 2022, 11:10:10 AM
Did Borat write post that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjAAOOrPICg
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 20, 2022, 06:29:20 PM


Plowy McPlowface
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2022, 09:51:03 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 21, 2022, 01:08:23 PM
Good ones. Ctrl-Salt-Delete wins, of course.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2022, 02:44:27 PM


She is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of her inexhaustible armies. She is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. She is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that she may never truly die
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 21, 2022, 04:34:00 PM
And J. K. Rowling is #2?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2022, 12:23:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2022, 09:33:10 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2022, 09:56:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2022, 09:43:58 AM


Last week I bought two t-shirts, so if that trend continues, by the end of the year I should have 100 t-shirts in my closet.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 23, 2022, 10:06:31 AM
Lies, damn lies, statistics.
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 23, 2022, 10:27:34 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 23, 2022, 10:06:31 AM
Lies, damn lies, statistics.
A new category added now:  Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, Trump (ultimate lying).
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2022, 10:35:24 AM


*Attack on Titan music*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 23, 2022, 11:56:13 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on February 23, 2022, 10:27:34 AM
A new category added now:  Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, Trump (ultimate lying).
Works.
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Post by: Shiranu on February 24, 2022, 08:25:15 PM
I just find the "want to believe" reference funny, tbh, but jokes aside if this man is real then I hope he gets at least 60 more.


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Post by: Hydra009 on February 24, 2022, 09:23:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2022, 02:00:48 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 26, 2022, 02:13:44 PM
Yeah I saw that. What should I write here? E: I mean I have no idea what to say, lol.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 26, 2022, 02:53:07 PM
Perfect. Everyone will google and learn at some point,lol.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 26, 2022, 02:56:54 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 26, 2022, 03:09:45 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 26, 2022, 04:48:44 PM


LOL Sounds familiar from another 'movie'.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 26, 2022, 05:40:04 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 26, 2022, 03:09:45 PM

I was far from innocent. And not a brass hat.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2022, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 26, 2022, 02:56:54 PM

Where are my testicles, Summer?
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Post by: Shiranu on February 27, 2022, 04:48:34 AM
Found a picture of Putin, except it was a composite of like 400 penises and one random photo of another dick (himself)... I would share it, but I'm afraid it will appear enlarged and be a little bit NSFW.

Still, the idea that a meme could perhaps reach him, that he would see himself as a bunch of throbbing hard (and some soft) dicks... that brings a smile to my face.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2022, 05:01:01 AM
:lol: E: I can't find it. They deleted it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 27, 2022, 10:01:49 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 28, 2022, 12:08:11 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2022, 09:30:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 06, 2022, 10:31:43 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2022, 07:25:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 09, 2022, 05:58:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2022, 08:19:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2022, 12:29:27 AM


"Don't even think about joining NATO or I'll attack you!"
"Will you attack me if I join NATO?"
"NO!"
"So, I've been thinking...I'm gonna join NATO"
"ARRRRGGHHH!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2022, 09:44:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2022, 08:23:16 PM


Fundies make it so easy.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 14, 2022, 09:04:50 PM
Locke should quit using the pages of the buybull for rolling papers and read them instead of smoking them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2022, 12:54:09 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2022, 08:50:04 AM


Don't mind us, we're just going to pair off and dance around while swinging swords.  I sure hope a named character doesn't run up and one-shot each of us while we're distracted.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2022, 12:48:12 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2022, 10:15:14 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2022, 04:57:33 PM


Goofy ❤️ Pluto
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 19, 2022, 03:52:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 20, 2022, 02:01:12 PM


*cliff racer sounds intensify*
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Post by: Shiranu on March 21, 2022, 02:12:35 PM
r/amcstock - 💀[/im
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2022, 09:59:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2022, 10:06:34 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2022, 10:08:52 AM


Tim Curry, who has killed the entire world several times over in his villainous roles combined, was not available for comment.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 23, 2022, 10:24:32 PM


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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 24, 2022, 11:42:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2022, 11:59:42 PM


Math is thoroughly difficult.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2022, 02:14:14 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on March 25, 2022, 03:41:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2022, 03:52:06 PM
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Post by: gawdzilla sama Jr. on March 27, 2022, 03:30:14 PM
And "Evil Evil", with the cart parked in a handicapped space.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2022, 09:29:49 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 28, 2022, 11:13:12 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 29, 2022, 12:07:58 AM
^ It's those with the innocent faces who are the stone cold killers. :D
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Post by: gawdzilla sama Jr. on March 29, 2022, 06:17:35 AM
Got my marijuana license last week. Experimenting with pain relief now.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 29, 2022, 07:53:50 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2022, 07:07:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2022, 04:17:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2022, 04:19:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2022, 03:43:45 PM


Same.
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Post by: gawdzilla sama Jr. on April 01, 2022, 07:12:50 PM
Swooshed me again.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2022, 10:59:26 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2022, 07:50:05 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 03, 2022, 09:23:15 PM
But it had a green nozzle!
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 03, 2022, 10:21:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2022, 12:03:42 AM


Now I'm all hungry.  :/
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2022, 02:22:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2022, 02:28:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2022, 04:14:18 PM
Every metal tour ever:

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Post by: Shiranu on April 04, 2022, 04:22:41 PM
Fallujah, Forters, Locust Slaughter...

Okay, yeah I give up lol.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 04, 2022, 09:50:38 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 05, 2022, 05:30:09 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on April 04, 2022, 04:22:41 PMFallujah, Forters, Locust Slaughter...

Okay, yeah I give up lol.

How did you manage to make out Forters?!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2022, 04:45:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2022, 06:16:32 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 05, 2022, 07:15:04 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 05, 2022, 05:30:09 AMHow did you manage to make out Forters?!

I'm not sure, because now I see ecrttars
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2022, 10:20:13 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2022, 06:36:27 AM
Student lists his 'soul' for sale as NFT. Allows it to be sacrificed to 'any deity'.

https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/topstories/student-lists-his-soul-for-sale-as-nft-allows-it-to-be-sacrificed-to-any-deity/ar-AAVMlZj (https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/topstories/student-lists-his-soul-for-sale-as-nft-allows-it-to-be-sacrificed-to-any-deity/ar-AAVMlZj)

Apparently, somebody has bought it for 377 dollars.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 06, 2022, 10:45:04 AM
Joke's on whoever bought it. Buying an NFT is not like buying the Mona Lisa, but like buying the auction tag that was once on the Mona Lisa. Anyone can access that guy's soul and even consume it. The NFT doesn't get them anything.

Incidentally, have there been dick pics NFT's yet? You'd think that would have happened already.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2022, 11:07:36 AM
Well, it's not like souls are any more tangible than blockchain "rights" to an image.  They'd be better off buying a star or investing in Yahoo at this point lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2022, 01:21:33 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 06, 2022, 06:13:26 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 06, 2022, 07:18:33 PM
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I don't get it.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 06, 2022, 09:01:48 PM


Despite what some Christians claim, I think I know which of these things is not in the Bible. Hint: It's the one that actually existed in real life.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2022, 10:53:15 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 06, 2022, 07:18:33 PMI don't get it.
The port is a USB-C (type C).  His friend literally types the C button, expecting increased transmission speed.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 06, 2022, 11:51:19 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 06, 2022, 09:01:48 PMDespite what some Christians claim, I think I know which of these things is not in the Bible. Hint: It's the one that actually existed in real life.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 07, 2022, 01:13:21 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 06, 2022, 07:18:33 PMI don't get it.

I first thought he was supposed to use C operations to do something related to it, because that was some short hand  comment, but he typed the letter there on the app. Apparently the USB's type is C. I don't feel different than the C typer. LOL
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Post by: Cassia on April 08, 2022, 01:22:04 PM
Trump is saying he might not run for health reasons


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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2022, 10:25:15 PM


It all started when Star Trek Voyager's ratings started tanking, so they brought on Jeri Ryan...so then Obama became president and some orange turd hated that...so anyway, half of Europe is irradiated now, so eat your can of beans.  Be sure to save that soda bottlecap, that's the de facto currency now.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2022, 02:06:25 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2022, 07:32:23 PM
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Post by: gawdzilla sama Jr. on April 10, 2022, 06:44:02 AM
Funny that her sister ships did the run without any kerfuffle.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 10, 2022, 09:40:37 AM
Also, if the US was unsettled, it'd be odd for a passenger cruise to drop people off at nowhere in particular.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 10, 2022, 03:06:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 10, 2022, 09:40:37 AMAlso, if the US was unsettled, it'd be odd for a passenger cruise to drop people off at nowhere in particular.
The Mayflower was a puritan plot.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 11, 2022, 10:09:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 11, 2022, 10:38:17 PM


I just see a lot of shades of green and blue.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 12, 2022, 03:07:13 AM
My daltonism makes dan sure that map is useless to me :p
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 12, 2022, 08:47:53 AM
My color blindness (red/green) allows me to see two colors--blue and I see the rest as all brown. 
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 12, 2022, 12:16:57 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 12, 2022, 08:47:53 AMMy color blindness (red/green) allows me to see two colors--blue and I see the rest as all brown. 

It's not just you. They only used two colors: purple and red. There are multiple shades of red, but they're all too close to each other to be useful.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 12, 2022, 12:32:06 PM
The scale is a joke, too. <1M is no military?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2022, 09:03:11 PM


I feel like 2/3 of the internet forgets that division/multiplication ALWAYS* takes precedence over addition/subtraction.  9 minus 9.  You can do it in your head.

* (anything in parenthesis gets top priority, of course)
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Post by: Cassia on April 12, 2022, 09:38:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 12, 2022, 09:03:11 PMI feel like 2/3 of the internet forgets that division/multiplication ALWAYS* takes precedence over addition/subtraction.  9 minus 9.  You can do it in your head.

* (anything in parenthesis gets top priority, of course)
At the garden center my bill was $5.23. I gave him a ten-dollar bill, 2 dimes and 3 pennies because I don't want the coin. He just stared at me for three minutes until I explained he owes me a fiver. "Uh, Uh Oh, OK". You work a register dude!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2022, 09:47:47 PM
Quote from: Cassia on April 12, 2022, 09:38:45 PMAt the garden center my bill was $5.23. I gave him a ten-dollar bill, 2 dimes and 3 pennies because I don't want the coin. He just stared at me for three minutes until I explained he owes me a fiver. "Uh, Uh Oh, OK". You work a register dude!
I've been on both sides of that transaction.  Sometimes, we have long days with a lot of crap on very little sleep and some elementary errors happen.  Other times, the hiring manager forgot to make sure the new hire isn't a complete dumb.  I had one person who worked register who literally could not handle money at all.  I'm pretty sure that person has never handled cash money in their entire life.  I mean, maybe in like 20 years or so we'll go almost entirely cashless (iBux from Applezon), but I wouldn't bet on it.

[Half-serious] Imo, all cashiers should be avid RTS gamers in their spare time.  That should sort out any math deficiencies real quick.
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Post by: Cassia on April 12, 2022, 10:22:57 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 12, 2022, 09:47:47 PMI've been on both sides of that transaction.  Sometimes, we have long days with a lot of crap on very little sleep and some elementary errors happen.  Other times, the hiring manager forgot to make sure the new hire isn't a complete dumb.  I had one person who worked register who literally could not handle money at all.  I'm pretty sure that person has never handled cash money in their entire life.  I mean, maybe in like 20 years or so we'll go almost entirely cashless (iBux from Applezon), but I wouldn't bet on it.

[Half-serious] Imo, all cashiers should be avid RTS gamers in their spare time.  That should sort out any math deficiencies real quick.
Yeah, I have worked a register. The standard approach in the '70s was "$price out of $given" and so you would count up from $5.25 to $10.25 and of course you leave the given cash laying horizontal on top of the drawer until the buyer is happy with their change and leaves. This helps with the "I think I gave you a 20" bullshit. "No you didn't, here is what you gave me right here".
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 12, 2022, 11:07:36 PM
Quote from: Cassia on April 12, 2022, 10:22:57 PMYeah, I have worked a register. The standard approach in the '70s was "$price out of $given" and so you would count up from $5.25 to $10.25 and of course you leave the given cash laying horizontal on top of the drawer until the buyer is happy with their change and leaves. This helps with the "I think I gave you a 20" bullshit. "No you didn't, here is what you gave me right here".

One of the first lessons the owner gave new employees was to do the $100 flim-flam where the customer wanted to start working the change angle. He told the kids (I was 27 when I started there, but I was a mechanic, working my way through uni towards a physics degree) to just shut the cash drawer when they started doing that, and tell them that they had their correct change. Our biggest losses came from guys simply pinching money from the till, in increments of $10. Once it started, the owner would have a memo everyone had to read and sign about not stealing money. Of course, typically an employee was planning on leaving anyway, and when they did leave, the "shortages" stopped.
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Post by: Cassia on April 13, 2022, 12:26:29 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on April 12, 2022, 11:07:36 PMOne of the first lessons the owner gave new employees was to do the $100 flim-flam where the customer wanted to start working the change angle. He told the kids (I was 27 when I started there, but I was a mechanic, working my way through uni towards a physics degree) to just shut the cash drawer when they started doing that, and tell them that they had their correct change. Our biggest losses came from guys simply pinching money from the till, in increments of $10. Once it started, the owner would have a memo everyone had to read and sign about not stealing money. Of course, typically an employee was planning on leaving anyway, and when they did leave, the "shortages" stopped.
I cooked in a restaurant where the dishwashers/bussers would often grab a case of steaks (or anything else they wanted) and take it out the back door along with the trash. Unfortunately retailers just have to expect internal losses if they don't have massive surveillance equipment/security. Even then, some will still get away with it. I met someone who told a story of a guy who returned a Marantz stereo box full of bricks for cash after buying it with a stolen card at a Burdines Dept. store. They literally stole it twice.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 13, 2022, 12:42:58 AM
Quote from: Cassia on April 13, 2022, 12:26:29 AMI cooked in a restaurant where the dishwashers/bussers would often grab a case of steaks (or anything else they wanted) and take it out the back door along with the trash. Unfortunately retailers just have to expect internal losses if they don't have massive surveillance equipment/security. Even then, some will still get away with it. I met someone who told a story of a guy who returned a Marantz stereo box full of bricks for cash after buying it with a stolen card at a Burdines Dept. store. They literally stole it twice.

One of my sons work in retail. If it's below a dollar amount here in California, the police and the store won't prosecute. People just grab stuff and run out the door. People literally will walk in, get something off a shelf and walk over to the return desk, and they have to give that person a refund, even if they saw them take it. It's disgusting...and stupid.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 13, 2022, 10:44:42 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 11, 2022, 10:38:17 PMI just see a lot of shades of green and blue.

Are you colour blind or did you mean something else?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2022, 01:39:15 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 13, 2022, 10:44:42 AMAre you colour blind or did you mean something else?
It's a joke referring to red color-blindness.

In reality, I can see all the normal colors, like white, eggshell white, porcelain, white dove, and of course, ultra white.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2022, 08:02:26 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 13, 2022, 09:03:17 PM
Escher--I still love the guy's work!!
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Post by: Cassia on April 14, 2022, 02:31:03 PM
We loved playing battleship around my childhood home. I propose a toast to the Russia navy. "May they need to commission a glass-bottom inspection squadron".
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 14, 2022, 08:09:38 PM
It didn't sink, it was promoted to special undersea operations through tactical flooding.  All going according to plan, says Putin.
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 14, 2022, 08:42:45 PM
We played Battleship when I was growing up.  We started by playing the paper and pencil version first.  Only years later did we play the boxed version.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2022, 02:05:51 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 15, 2022, 04:39:51 AM
Nationalism for idiots https://imgur.com/gallery/pRyuvu2
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 16, 2022, 07:12:47 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 16, 2022, 08:33:16 PM
That kind of stupid really should fast for 30 days, and hopefully hasn't spawned.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 17, 2022, 01:52:35 AM
I've talked to a Muslim on Discord. They have to get up in the middle of the night to binge eat and drink. During the day, they're not even allowed water. What is the fucking point?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 17, 2022, 05:56:05 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2022, 10:09:10 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 17, 2022, 01:52:35 AMI've talked to a Muslim on Discord. They have to get up in the middle of the night to binge eat and drink. During the day, they're not even allowed water. What is the fucking point?
A lot of religions have stuff like that, stuff that's intentionally difficult/inconvenient as a show of commitment.  Fasting, days where you can't work, days where you can't eat certain things, etc.

Obviously, since people are ultimately calling the shots, people can uncall those shots as well.  Need to drink some water?  Then drink some water.  No one's going to arrest you for that (I hope)

Slavish obedience to some bizarre set of rules lacking justification doesn't really benefit the person or society at large.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2022, 10:32:43 AM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 17, 2022, 11:57:01 AM
I knew a guy who told me that they could at least drink water. Not drinking water all day is really bad for one's body.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 17, 2022, 12:39:37 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on April 17, 2022, 11:57:01 AMI knew a guy who told me that they could at least drink water. Not drinking water all day is really bad for one's body.

Particularly in a desert.

Some can't even swallow their own saliva. So, it's weird.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2022, 11:03:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2022, 12:12:19 AM


Once, I was directed to harvest and prepare fresh eggs like a rustic ruralite (what I presume they call themselves).  It was a quite unusual experience.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2022, 08:19:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2022, 05:04:10 AM


No pan?  Microwave??  Nuke it??!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 10:07:22 AM
Time(s) change according to the cities in/and geographical regions. For example in Istanbul, they will get up around at 5 in the morning to eat today. That means they'll be fasting for 14 hours a day. They break it around 19:00. The fasting and breaking times move with minutes in a day too. As the days pass they break it a bit later, I guess. No,they can't drink water. People who take regular medicine, old people, kids...etc. are not supposed to fast. If you are not healthy and fit, you are not supposed to fast at all. 

It also makes a lot of difference in which season it is, Ramadan moves in the year too. If it is winter, obviously it is much better because days are shorter.

I've tried it once. Just the fasting. It wasn't difficult, because I was 19 years old. If they drank water, it would be exactly like the fasting some fitness people do today. It's pretty much like it. I've joined a lot of breaking feast in my life though. NOW that. The food served in those feasts is fucking delicious. A lot of people invite non fasting people/family to them.

In every Ramadan, there are all kinds of shenaningans going on according to the place you live. There are places where all the restaurants/bars/pubs are closed, in some you can't even eat/drink water/smoke in the street walking. Or like the place I live, you can go on doing everything.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 10:17:22 AM
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No pan?  Microwave??  Nuke it??!

That's a common way to eat salmon without the nuking part, lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2022, 10:28:44 AM
(switches from INTP to INTJ)

There are only 4 ways to prepare fish:

* baked
* grilled
* pan-fried
* breaded and fried

Microwave is a no-no.  Imagine being a multi-millionaire and having the wealth to eat like a king every day and just nuking garbage like a frat pledge.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 20, 2022, 11:20:56 AM
Microwave fish is nasty. Where I used to work, there were signs on the microwave ovens- "Do not cook fish in here!". That would just stink the place up.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 11:49:58 AM
Well, I don't use microwave, I've never had one. I hate that thing. Hence the "without the nuking part" in my post.

I just mean fish can be eaten raw, it is pretty delicious, and it's eaten by tons of people every day around the globe. So, no. there aren't just 4 ways to eat fish. It's also smoked, cooked on salt...etc.   
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 20, 2022, 11:57:58 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 11:49:58 AMWell, I don't use microwave, I've never had one. I hate that thing. Hence the "without the nuking part" in my post.

I just mean fish can be eaten raw, it is pretty delicious, and it's eaten by tons of people every day around the globe. So, no. there aren't just 4 ways to eat fish. It's also smoked, cooked on salt...etc.   
the best way to eat fish is to give it to somebody who likes it--Which leaves me out.  Or fish-and-chips with loads of tartar sauce.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 12:05:22 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 20, 2022, 11:57:58 AMthe best way to eat fish is to give it to somebody who likes it--Which leaves me out.  Or fish-and-chips with loads of tartar sauce.

LOL. I can live on Norway salmon all my life. but it is extremely expensive here lately. We eat a lot of different kinds of fish. Also lakerda! (Salt cooked fish. Done by different kind of ones.) GODS! As I've been following a regular diet, I don't even think about the stuff. Sigh. It's like crack cocain, ffs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakerda

We have a specific kind of restaurant you can eat all that octopus, calamari, every kind of fish dish [and meze with rakı], but not like Europeans cuisine. It's just amazing, but well, prices are insane. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2022, 12:58:34 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 12:05:22 PMLOL. I can live on Norway salmon all my life.
Same.  I like to get those King Oscar sardines as a tasty treat even though they're a bit pricey.  I could forgo other meat if I could still eat fish and eggs.  Just go full mediterranean diet.

I cooked some salmon for Christmas (no turkey for me!  Je n'aime pas!) and my brother complained, saying that the salmon smelled fishy.  Call me crazy, but fish is supposed to smell a little fishy, hence the name.  I mean, if beef didn't smell beefy, that'd be a problem!

He mildly dislikes fish (chicken all day, every day) so his impression was more than a little sus and definitely an outlier.  The fish was pretty fresh and tasty, so it's not like it was on the verge of being rotten or anything.  I think I can safely chalk that one up to picky eater tendencies rather than an objective problem with the food.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2022, 01:00:25 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 11:49:58 AMWell, I don't use microwave, I've never had one. I hate that thing. Hence the "without the nuking part" in my post.

I just mean fish can be eaten raw, it is pretty delicious, and it's eaten by tons of people every day around the globe. So, no. there aren't just 4 ways to eat fish. It's also smoked, cooked on salt...etc.   
Okay, you got me there, but the microwave part was the faux pas part of Stephen King's post.  No one has a problem with the olive oil and lemon part.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 02:11:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 20, 2022, 01:00:25 PMOkay, you got me there, but the microwave part was the faux pas part of Stephen King's post.  No one has a problem with the olive oil and lemon part.

Oh yeah, agreed...It sounds yuck.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 02:13:12 PM
Do you like rice?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2022, 02:14:37 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 02:13:12 PMDo you like rice?
Arguably more than the average Japanese person.
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 20, 2022, 06:19:16 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 20, 2022, 12:05:22 PMLOL. I can live on Norway salmon all my life. but it is extremely expensive here lately. We eat a lot of different kinds of fish. Also lakerda! (Salt cooked fish. Done by different kind of ones.) GODS! As I've been following a regular diet, I don't even think about the stuff. Sigh. It's like crack cocain, ffs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakerda

We have a specific kind of restaurant you can eat all that octopus, calamari, every kind of fish dish [and meze with rakı], but not like Europeans cuisine. It's just amazing, but well, prices are insane. 
I really, really should like fish.  My grandmother and grandfather loved fish; both were directly from Sweden and grew up eating fish.  My grandfather's idea of a snack was to pop open a jar of pickled herring and chowing down.  And my mother could not get enough salmon; I did not fight her for any.  I put fish into the liver-and-onions category, which is never. 
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 20, 2022, 06:47:12 PM
We had a microwave fish fiasco at work a few years ago. At the time we worked in an open office with cubicles and the microwave was few feet from everyone's desks. A coworker, who is African-American, had a habit of heating fish head soup for lunch, which apparently smells bad  (I work nights and have never experienced fish head soup). A coworker put an anonymous note on the microwave asking to be courteous and not microwave odoriferous items, and everyone on day shift knew this note was prompted by the fish head soup. The soup connoisseur took offense and went to HR claiming she was being discriminated against due to her African heritage. I heard about the situation because HR came to our staff meeting to lecture us on office etiquette and chastise us for eating at our desks. The irony was the coworker who posted the note had immigrated to the US from Nigeria four years earlier.


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Post by: Cassia on April 20, 2022, 11:05:51 PM
We used specialized, expensive and sophisticated thermal chambers to test our electronic designs. One engineer decided to heat up some smoked fish in the chamber. Fast forward eight years later...I swear I could still smell smoked fish every time I opened up that chamber.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 21, 2022, 12:54:34 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 20, 2022, 02:14:37 PMArguably more than the average Japanese person.

LOL. I thought of a certain kind of pilav made here with fish and wondered if you would like it.

https://www.tasteatlas.com/hamsili-pilav







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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 21, 2022, 12:58:29 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 20, 2022, 06:19:16 PMI really, really should like fish.  My grandmother and grandfather loved fish; both were directly from Sweden and grew up eating fish.  My grandfather's idea of a snack was to pop open a jar of pickled herring and chowing down.  And my mother could not get enough salmon; I did not fight her for any.  I put fish into the liver-and-onions category, which is never. 

Onion, too? Aw. *Hugs. We infamously eat onion like mad here. It's in the basic of home made daily food.

You don't need to like anything, sweetie. You can provide your body's needs with different means today.
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 21, 2022, 08:51:54 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 21, 2022, 12:58:29 AMOnion, too? Aw. *Hugs. We infamously eat onion like mad here. It's in the basic of home made daily food.

You don't need to like anything, sweetie. You can provide your body's needs with different means today.
Love onions, just not with liver---or fish. :)  Of course I don't have to eat any particular thing.  If I had my wish come true, I'd much rather like something than not.  But no matter how I try, fish (and liver and ochra) my body does not tolerate.  So, I substitute.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 21, 2022, 10:44:50 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 21, 2022, 12:58:29 AMOnion, too? Aw. *Hugs. We infamously eat onion like mad here. It's in the basic of home made daily food.
Same.  Part of the holy trinity of food. Good source of antioxidants and sulfur.  Good way to add flavor without adding salt or sugar.  Perfect compliment to any meat, and not bad with most veggies.  And I'd swear it helps make meat dishes easier on the digestive system.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 21, 2022, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 21, 2022, 10:44:50 AMSame.  Part of the holy trinity of food. Good source of antioxidants and sulfur.  Good way to add flavor without adding salt or sugar.  Perfect compliment to any meat, and not bad with most veggies.  And I'd swear it helps make meat dishes easier on the digestive system.

Depends on the digestive system. My mom and several of her siblings are very sensitive to onions. Even a little bit of onion can cause them some serious digestive issues. I didn't get that gene, and I will happily pile sauteed onions and peppers on a brat, or put a few rings of raw onion on a burger, I often find the taste of onion to be overpowering in many dishes. Most of the time when I'm cooking and the recipe calls for onion I will cut the amount of onion called for in half or even a quarter so I can taste the other ingredients.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2022, 07:53:54 AM
The last fish I ate was just finishing eating me. (c. 1972, somewhere in Southeast Asia.) The docs told me it was a good way to debride a wound in that situation. I responded with a comment about auto-cannibalism by proxy. One nurse barfed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2022, 06:19:22 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 22, 2022, 09:06:52 PM
Pussy seems appropriate.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2022, 11:29:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2022, 10:19:13 AM


Netflix is the 2010s equivalent of the 90s Blockbuster, change my mind.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 23, 2022, 01:38:12 PM
They're not the only ones. I recently heard from gameranx that both Microsoft and Sony are looking into getting ads in their console games. They'd stream ads straight to our brains, if they could.
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Post by: aitm on April 23, 2022, 02:37:57 PM
But to be fair.....dangle a gazillion bucks in our faces and we would advertise ourselves taking a shit no matter how much granny bitched about it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2022, 03:23:12 PM


Truly, an inspiration to us all.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 23, 2022, 05:22:42 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 23, 2022, 01:38:12 PMThey're not the only ones. I recently heard from gameranx that both Microsoft and Sony and looking into getting ads in their console games. They'd stream ads straight to our brains, if they could.

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2022, 12:30:53 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2022, 02:41:29 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 23, 2022, 03:23:12 PMTruly, an inspiration to us all.

LOL Forget the advertised stupidity. Hasn't this woman got some title just a few years ago? She has shut her car door all her life. Things like that are automatic habits. Meanwhile, it's a question if the people in the obvious family know how to wipe their asses themselves considering their influence on masses of people.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 25, 2022, 01:08:38 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 25, 2022, 01:15:58 AM
Sexy anti-waxer,lol... Mean.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 25, 2022, 04:42:10 AM
Fastening... ROFL

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2022, 09:30:06 AM


Quoi?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on April 25, 2022, 01:38:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2022, 02:32:11 PM


Cape Fear.  High-level pvp zone.
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Post by: Shiranu on April 25, 2022, 07:49:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 23, 2022, 03:23:12 PM

Truly, an inspiration to us all.
The British obsession with finding something to be "controversial" with her is really creepy at this point, especially since it primarily has to do with her complexion.

Leave the racism to us, guys... you're just embarrassing yourself at this point.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2022, 11:47:56 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 26, 2022, 01:43:27 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on April 25, 2022, 07:49:54 PM...Leave the racism to us, guys... you're just embarrassing yourself at this point.


What? Oh my naive, sweet child. How the fuck these silk slippered, retarded inbred band of children have managed to make Americans feel this way? Yeah, you are in shit. Get over it. For the hundredth time, you know that shit. You see that shit. You wade through it. You don't live in a cast system where everything is buried on top of each other. You are a baby country made of 50 countries stuffed in one project. You have seen the bottom before. And you literally, and metaphorically have millions of miles to go. What do you think those relics have? They can't assimilate or control a couple of million people. So far 'America' can do with whole countries.

QuoteThe British obsession with finding something to be "controversial" with her is really creepy at this point, especially since it primarily has to do with her complexion.

Yeah, it's creepy for us normal people. As far as I understand, it's been pretty much the whole deal since they've re-invented themselves at the beginning of the 20th century. So it makes a lot of sense from the monarchy's point of view. How are they going to stay hot in media with today's pop culture? the moment they fall down there, they have no use. The moment of truth will come after the hag dies I suppose. As the character says: "This is not the Dutch Royal family, it is the real deal." LOLOL
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 26, 2022, 01:49:27 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 25, 2022, 02:32:11 PM

Cape Fear.  High-level pvp zone.

Is that because a lot of people call the country Holland? It's the same in my mother tongue.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 26, 2022, 07:14:18 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 26, 2022, 01:49:27 AMIs that because a lot of people call the country Holland? It's the same in my mother tongue.

Because it sounds like some dark and dangerous place where the brave go to battle evil.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2022, 08:09:23 AM
Nether- is a common gaming prefix for otherworldly, dangerous entities

So nether-lands sounds like place bordering another reality, likely infested with said entities and in need of a hero.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2022, 10:41:13 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 26, 2022, 10:55:01 AM
lol
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 26, 2022, 11:57:47 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 26, 2022, 08:09:23 AMNether- is a common gaming prefix for otherworldly, dangerous entities

So nether-lands sounds like place bordering another reality, likely infested with said entities and in need of a hero.

Hollowland?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 26, 2022, 11:58:48 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 26, 2022, 07:14:18 AMBecause it sounds like some dark and dangerous place where the brave go to battle evil.

Quote from: Hydra009 on April 26, 2022, 08:09:23 AMNether- is a common gaming prefix for otherworldly, dangerous entities

So nether-lands sounds like place bordering another reality, likely infested with said entities and in need of a hero.

Oh yeah... I know that word, but never received it that way, lol.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 26, 2022, 12:00:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 26, 2022, 10:41:13 AM

Yep. OK, that kid's going somewhere.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2022, 12:07:31 PM


The cleric is a crab.  The rogue is a crab.  Even the wizard is a crab.  Everyone's a crab, okay?
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 26, 2022, 12:34:18 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 26, 2022, 09:02:00 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 26, 2022, 01:43:27 AMWhat? Oh my naive, sweet child. How the fuck these silk slippered, retarded inbred band of children have managed to make Americans feel this way? Yeah, you are in shit. Get over it. For the hundredth time, you know that shit. You see that shit. You wade through it. You don't live in a cast system where everything is buried on top of each other. You are a baby country made of 50 countries stuffed in one project. You have seen the bottom before. And you literally, and metaphorically have millions of miles to go. What do you think those relics have? They can't assimilate or control a couple of million people. So far 'America' can do with whole countries.

Yeah, it's creepy for us normal people. As far as I understand, it's been pretty much the whole deal since they've re-invented themselves at the beginning of the 20th century. So it makes a lot of sense from the monarchy's point of view. How are they going to stay hot in media with today's pop culture? the moment they fall down there, they have no use. The moment of truth will come after the hag dies I suppose. As the character says: "This is not the Dutch Royal family, it is the real deal." LOLOL

Sorry, I probably should have put a /s on my first quote :P.

I think it's just going to be more of the same, to be honest - at least here in America. I would be surprised if our culture didn't continue to view them as celebrities instead of creepy old monarchs with some really powerful people pulling strings around and through them like they really are.

Here's to hoping the Brits are smarter than us, but at least over here I see no evidence of that.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 26, 2022, 11:37:18 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 26, 2022, 12:00:33 PMYep. OK, that kid's going somewhere.

Yeah. Therapy.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 27, 2022, 05:34:39 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on April 26, 2022, 11:37:18 PMYeah. Therapy.

Naah. I like that she put those together. Do you know any healthy, stable, normal artist? Besides, barbie deserves it, lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2022, 11:58:34 AM


Mean, green, and unseen.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 28, 2022, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 27, 2022, 05:34:39 AMNaah. I like that she put those together. Do you know any healthy, stable, normal artist? Besides, barbie deserves it, lol.

Margot Robbie is coming for you.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 28, 2022, 01:57:23 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 28, 2022, 07:34:18 AMMargot Robbie is coming for you.

God, I love that woman. But how do you know that? I'd say on the contrary.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 28, 2022, 04:43:30 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 28, 2022, 01:57:23 PMGod, I love that woman. But how do you know that? I'd say on the contrary.

Because she is going to be Barbie in the new movie coming out next year, and you said Barbie deserves a facehugger. Expect a visit from Harley Quinn in the near future...
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 29, 2022, 12:53:40 AM
Isn't she the chick who ate a bug?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 29, 2022, 01:31:55 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 28, 2022, 04:43:30 PMBecause she is going to be Barbie in the new movie coming out next year, and you said Barbie deserves a facehugger. Expect a visit from Harley Quinn in the near future...

Oh I see. LOL Well, that's it then. I'll die hugging Robie. :p
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 29, 2022, 01:33:01 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on April 29, 2022, 12:53:40 AMIsn't she the chick who ate a bug?

This one.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Margot+Robie&t=newext&atb=v286-1&iax=images&ia=images
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2022, 09:04:52 AM


Anyone else get "why you should keep a stick of butter in the garage" or whatever type of adverts?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2022, 09:11:37 AM


Note to self: don't pick up UXOs on vacation and then show them off to airport security.
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Post by: Cassia on April 29, 2022, 12:59:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 29, 2022, 09:11:37 AMNote to self: don't pick up UXOs on vacation and then show them off to airport security.
Exactly when did 'Mericans become dumber than a box of hammers?
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 29, 2022, 01:25:58 PM
Quote from: Cassia on April 29, 2022, 12:59:38 PMExactly when did 'Mericans become dumber than a box of hammers?
Since 2016.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2022, 02:00:57 PM
Quote from: Cassia on April 29, 2022, 12:59:38 PMExactly when did 'Mericans become dumber than a box of hammers?
When was Reagan elected?
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Post by: Shiranu on April 29, 2022, 06:59:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 29, 2022, 02:00:57 PMWhen was Reagan elected?

Unironically pretty accurate.
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 29, 2022, 10:45:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 29, 2022, 02:00:57 PMWhen was Reagan elected?
I think that is correct.  Regan was a truly destructive president.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 29, 2022, 11:53:10 PM
Quote from: Cassia on April 29, 2022, 12:59:38 PMExactly when did 'Mericans become dumber than a box of hammers?
They didn't.

The hammers are getting smarter!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 30, 2022, 08:49:58 AM
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Post by: Cassia on May 02, 2022, 10:08:34 AM
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I love growing food plants that are indigenous to our climate and we always have a tray of microgreens going. In fact I just harvested a bouquet of dill and basil this morning.

The only ornamentals I grow are morning glory for their stunning beauty. Our "lawn" is really a field of wildflowers that we only mow after they seed. I am trying to propagate bamboo from a pile of cuttings found along the roadside. I would like to try making a percussive musical instrument from them if they take.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 02, 2022, 10:18:52 AM
Seeds! We could plant a garden! If we rake and hoe and weed it all summer, we'll wind up with an armload of vegetables!
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 02, 2022, 11:00:05 AM
Quote from: Cassia on May 02, 2022, 10:08:34 AMI love growing food plants that are indigenous to our climate and we always have a tray of microgreens going. In fact I just harvested a bouquet of dill and basil this morning.

The only ornamentals I grow are morning glory for their stunning beauty. Our "lawn" is really a field of wildflowers that we only mow after they seed. I am trying to propagate bamboo from a pile of cuttings found along the roadside. I would like to try making a percussive musical instrument from them if they take.
We like to do the same--grow plants that are indigenous to our area.  I live in the middle of the San Joaquin Valley; one of the bread baskets of the world.  It is rightly famous for it's produce.  But we are now struggling a bit.  The climate has changed so much in the last few years (getting hotter and for longer).  Our tomatoes struggled the last two years (and there is not much better than vine ripened tomatoes!) and that has been our star crop.  The basil (all 3/4 kinds we grow) and other herbs, such as thyme, parsley, oregano (3 kinds) and the like, have to be monitored daily to ensure they get enough shade.  Rosemary still is a bumper crop.  Last year the pole beans, zucchini and other squashes, struggled all summer (never had 2/3 weeks of 100 or more every day until last year) struggled all summer; when the 100 degree weather stopped in the fall, they took off and produced like champs.  All the flowers flourished, especially the dahlias and zinnias.   It is simply hit or miss anymore and this is for a huge agricultural area--farmers are going nuts!   
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2022, 05:12:35 PM
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Post by: aitm on May 04, 2022, 06:04:58 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on May 02, 2022, 10:18:52 AMSeeds! We could plant a garden! If we rake and hoe and weed it all summer, we'll wind up with an armload of vegetables!
Don't be so quick to the snide side. My family(when I was a kid) almost never bought veggies in the winter or spring. Think about that. We had a large garden..but small comparatively to some neighbors. maybe 60' x 40' a large backyard. But we got enough tomatoes, potatoes, green beans, peas, carrots, onions and some others to never have to buy during the winter spring months. Yeah, sure we had to work it, but I have a garden today, 3 in fact but small, not nearly enough to last even a month...but I don't grow to save money....I just love to piddle around and go out and pick fresh green beans and corn and a few tomatoes and a stalk of romaine lettuce..for dinner along with a small rib eye...it is a "living reality thing"....and teaching.....or rather showing the kid, her hubby and the grandkid how easy it is....not really free food...but give up "the kardashains" for an hour to piddle in a garden? That's teaching baby.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 04, 2022, 06:15:26 PM
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Post by: Cassia on May 05, 2022, 08:59:47 AM
Quote from: aitm on May 04, 2022, 06:04:58 PMDon't be so quick to the snide side. My family(when I was a kid) almost never bought veggies in the winter or spring. Think about that. We had a large garden..but small comparatively to some neighbors. maybe 60' x 40' a large backyard. But we got enough tomatoes, potatoes, green beans, peas, carrots, onions and some others to never have to buy during the winter spring months. Yeah, sure we had to work it, but I have a garden today, 3 in fact but small, not nearly enough to last even a month...but I don't grow to save money....I just love to piddle around and go out and pick fresh green beans and corn and a few tomatoes and a stalk of romaine lettuce..for dinner along with a small rib eye...it is a "living reality thing"....and teaching.....or rather showing the kid, her hubby and the grandkid how easy it is....not really free food...but give up "the kardashains" for an hour to piddle in a garden? That's teaching baby.
Love that. I only grow things that could live here wild anyways, so the work is minimal. We had a wild hot bird-pepper plant that lasted years with no care. One pepper in a pot was enough heat for me. I have a "supermarket" section where I plant things that would normally get discarded (or composted in our case) such as garlic and onion tops, pineapple tops, and sweet potato nubs. With zero care I can snip some onion or garlic greens at any time for dinner, and they just grow right back. My microgreens need about 5 minutes a day of effort but are a sure thing. Started indoors (no light blackout) for 3 days and then out on the patio for a week. The tree-lady watches over things.



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Post by: Dark Lightning on May 05, 2022, 10:41:36 AM
Nice garden! One of my sons does our landscaping and has a small garden. It's going to be a sad day when he moves out, but a gardener will likely be cheaper.

Did you make that "tree lady"?
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 05, 2022, 11:27:02 AM
Cassia, love the Tree Lady!  If I were talented, I'd take a picture and post it, of our Native American female carved out of a redwood post and she overlooks our garden as well. We have gnomes, elves, fairies, trolls and various animals stuck here and there in the garden.  They seem to take good care of it.
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Post by: Cassia on May 05, 2022, 11:36:26 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 05, 2022, 10:41:36 AMNice garden! One of my sons does our landscaping and has a small garden. It's going to be a sad day when he moves out, but a gardener will likely be cheaper.

Did you make that "tree lady"?
Yes, thanks all. My sweetheart casts it and I get to paint it!
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 07, 2022, 02:08:14 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 04, 2022, 05:12:35 PM

Old man resists change. Reminisces of the good old days when people drank water out of garden hoses, spent their days in front of the TV instead of their phones, and tortured ants to stave off the boredom.
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Post by: Shiranu on May 07, 2022, 04:41:42 AM
I mean, he only got two wrong - HD is life and multi-graphic cards are solid, but the rest of the stuff (other than Spore, that game was lowkey kinda fun for a short while anyways) are generally hot garbage.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2022, 09:21:01 PM
Three.  64-bit computing is king, 32-bit has largely been replaced.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2022, 09:31:10 PM


Two out of three isn't bad, maybe they could have me on as a temp.  I'm decent at karaoke!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2022, 11:28:32 PM


This stagecoach guard is riding shotgun.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2022, 03:28:41 PM


I hope he'll be okay.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2022, 08:18:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2022, 11:07:16 PM


We take a good long look, take meticulous notes on all its vulnerabilities, then broadcast this knowledge to every corner of the planet.

Decades later, the current generation has passed and children have grown up with tales of this invader.  Its shape, behavior, and vulnerabilities are all common knowledge.

One day, it appears.  The children unsheathe their knives...
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 10, 2022, 09:04:34 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 11, 2022, 11:12:15 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 11, 2022, 01:17:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 10, 2022, 09:04:34 PM
I was interested enough to look it up. I guess the Cleese one is false. He and the other Pythons have denied it and there's evidence that it isn't true.
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Post by: Cassia on May 12, 2022, 09:31:50 AM
crypto has been crashing pretty hard as of late...

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Post by: the_antithesis on May 12, 2022, 10:38:10 AM
Quote from: Cassia on May 12, 2022, 09:31:50 AMcrypto has been crashing pretty hard as of late...

And good riddance to bad rubbish. I look forward to the two centuries of recovery we'll have to endure thanks to the damage they did to the planet.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2022, 11:09:09 AM
Quote from: Cassia on May 12, 2022, 09:31:50 AMcrypto has been crashing pretty hard as of late...
Good.  I need a new video card.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 12, 2022, 11:11:20 AM


I'd ask for $2 donations.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2022, 11:27:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2022, 10:49:21 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 14, 2022, 12:23:32 PM
I think he was sending a message and they got it, lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2022, 08:54:45 PM


RxRcore
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2022, 10:08:24 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2022, 02:59:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2022, 04:06:20 PM
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Post by: Cassia on May 16, 2022, 07:19:40 PM
Russian tank turrets spend more time flying than their air force.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2022, 07:39:48 PM


Owning the libs
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2022, 07:55:19 PM


This is why we should all learn basic cladistics in middle/high school.  Because we definitely share a clade with chordates, but that doesn't imply a lack of further modification since then.  It just means a common ancestry defined through a shared trait.

Chordate fish clade represent!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 17, 2022, 07:43:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2022, 07:59:54 PM


I got honked at today because I slowed down to not hit the guy in front of me making a U-turn.  :/
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Post by: Dark Lightning on May 18, 2022, 08:28:20 PM
My take is that BMW drivers generally drive like asshats. As do people who have louvers in the back window (that's pretty much an '80s thing). I went to visit one of my high school buddies years ago, and he had a BMW with louvers in the back window. We took a ride to a store for some CDs that he had ordered. When we got back to his house, I was laughing, because he had that stereotypical car, but didn't fit that stereotype. I told him that he was that ONE person way over at one end of the bell curve.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2022, 09:40:50 PM


Oh me let due frogauge
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on May 19, 2022, 07:15:50 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 19, 2022, 10:02:23 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2022, 10:14:13 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on May 20, 2022, 01:12:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2022, 10:14:13 PM



My money is on the dinosaurs.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2022, 02:24:53 PM


Crisis averted.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 20, 2022, 06:12:24 PM
Wouldn't last me a week.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2022, 06:54:51 PM


Europeans before the 15th century:  "What will we call this weird yellow-red color that the alchemists use to try to make gold?  Oh, I know!  Yellow-red."
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2022, 09:39:37 PM


It's real (https://www.gettysburgflag.com/blog/come-out-you-cuckold-flag/)
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2022, 09:46:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2022, 04:33:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 22, 2022, 10:07:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 22, 2022, 10:19:05 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 23, 2022, 04:06:24 PM




I need this one badly;





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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 23, 2022, 04:17:31 PM
I've missed this one before.

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2022, 09:25:49 PM
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on May 23, 2022, 10:20:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 22, 2022, 10:07:26 PM

Don't forget the Ammonia.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2022, 10:52:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2022, 10:54:05 PM
Quote from: Jason Harvestdancer on May 23, 2022, 10:20:09 PMDon't forget the Ammonia.
Mmmmm chloramine gas.  Just thinking about it makes me light-headed!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 24, 2022, 06:03:08 PM


I'm sure everyone will just loooove Kurdistan.

Saudi Arabia:  I like this plan.  LOL
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 24, 2022, 06:49:21 PM
Remember, organized warfare was invented in that area. (And others, but few of the "others" have been such a PITA.)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 25, 2022, 03:02:41 AM
LOL, that's^ Levant. The only Western politician I heard using the name correctly -though in an unwanted context- was Obama. He said ISIL, -L for Levant; when everyone was saying ISIS, -S for Syria (and Irak). Which explains a lot, because it means at least he had an inkling of an idea what was going on. Oh, gawd.           

Also, I have a feeling that somehow people confuse the fertility of Ancient Mesopotamia with the current situation. And I saw maps, images, pages showing/saying it is still today, but the point is the region have been IRRIGATED for a long time with modern tech. The thing with Ancient Mesopotamia is that it was so fucking conveniently naturally fertile and rich, humans probbaly have invented agriculture there, lol. Specifically, between the rivers Ceyhun (Amu Derya) and (Siri Derya) Seyhun; Mâverâünnehir. It literally means, between two rivers, if memory serves right.

I got dibs on Smyrna a decade ago, let's see how long will it last. :p
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 25, 2022, 03:04:55 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2022, 10:52:25 PM

I was curious and I tried, but couldn't watch that video.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 25, 2022, 08:11:11 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on May 26, 2022, 10:55:24 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 26, 2022, 09:45:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 27, 2022, 03:17:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 27, 2022, 10:40:26 PM


Imagine a komodo dragon disguised as a human.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 28, 2022, 05:13:51 PM


You can tell this guy is up to date with current events.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 28, 2022, 05:53:20 PM


The same people who say that evolution violates thermodynamics.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 28, 2022, 09:15:45 PM


Give us a call if he's selling loosies or has a maybe fake $20 bill, tho.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 30, 2022, 04:31:54 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 31, 2022, 11:57:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 31, 2022, 09:23:05 PM


MoooOOoooOooOooOOO
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2022, 12:57:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2022, 12:58:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2022, 02:40:41 PM


Hilariously bad slippery slope argument aside, I'm curious to know what she thinks the B in LGBT means.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 01, 2022, 03:32:44 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 01, 2022, 02:40:41 PM

Hilariously bad slippery slope argument aside, I'm curious to know what she thinks the B in LGBT means.

Maybe she can sort the cis people from the non-breeders in her so-called "peach tree dish". That woman is stunningly stupid.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 01, 2022, 05:14:35 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on June 01, 2022, 03:32:44 PMMaybe she can sort the cis people from the non-breeders in her so-called "peach tree dish". That woman is stunningly stupid.
Yet she won her primary hands down!!  And she will have a seat in congress for as long as she wants it. 
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 01, 2022, 05:18:06 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 01, 2022, 05:14:35 PMYet she won her primary hands down!!  And she will have a seat in congress for as long as she wants it. 

It would appear that the GOP in Georgia gerrymandered the hell out of the voting districts so that she can "represent". Now there's a little slice of America I'll never set foot in.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 01, 2022, 05:19:31 PM
Elections are popularity contests, not intelligence tests.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 01, 2022, 07:21:42 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on June 01, 2022, 05:19:31 PMElections are popularity contests, not intelligence tests.
Yep--and stupid has become very, very popular!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2022, 10:06:32 PM


Edit: Szechuan sauce (https://mobile.twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1532100583590711296?)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 02, 2022, 07:45:40 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 02, 2022, 09:11:54 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 01, 2022, 07:21:42 PMYep--and stupid has become very, very popular!!

Social psychologist Jonathan Haidt agrees with you. WHY THE PAST 10 YEARS OF AMERICAN LIFE HAVE BEEN UNIQUELY STUPID (https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2022/05/social-media-democracy-trust-babel/629369/?utm_source=pocket_mylist) is an excellent article on why American society is falling apart with recommendations for making things better. Yes, it is long but worth it.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 02, 2022, 11:08:27 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 31, 2022, 11:57:21 AM

Is that Miles Teller?
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 02, 2022, 11:12:13 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 31, 2022, 09:23:05 PM

MoooOOoooOooOooOOO
When you checked your horoscope today and it said Bruce Willis will oink at you, you didn't know what that meant. Now you do.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 02, 2022, 11:14:11 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on June 01, 2022, 05:19:31 PMElections are popularity contests, not intelligence tests.

Or anything else contests. We did have a game show host in the highest office for four years.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 02, 2022, 12:09:31 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 03, 2022, 05:28:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2022, 09:31:00 PM
The duality of man:

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2022, 09:50:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2022, 03:32:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2022, 04:34:54 PM


"Hello boys, I'm back!"
*granny crashes into the alien superlaser, wrecking the mothership*
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2022, 04:49:48 PM


The secret to life is balance.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2022, 08:51:32 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 04, 2022, 09:02:57 PM
Dafuq is lean?
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 05, 2022, 12:25:12 AM
QuoteLean, also known as purple drank, purp, or oil, and several other names, is a recreational drug beverage, prepared by mixing prescription strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with a soft drink. The beverage originated in Houston and is popular among the hip hop culture of the southern United States.

The fuck is wrong with people?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2022, 03:07:18 AM


Gotta warm up that crystal ball and make sure everything is 100% true to life.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2022, 05:53:56 PM


Ngl, hot chips are really tasty.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2022, 05:56:47 PM


5 billion was quite a feat in those days lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2022, 06:44:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2022, 08:00:36 PM
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Post by: Sorginak on June 05, 2022, 08:07:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 05, 2022, 08:00:36 PM

They're extending Morbius in the theatre, so I'm going to watch it next week. I know the reviews are bad, but I never pay much attention to those critics. I always like movies they hate.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2022, 08:35:56 PM
Quote from: Sorginak on June 05, 2022, 08:07:33 PMThey're extending Morbius in the theatre, so I'm going to watch it next week. I know the reviews are bad, but I never pay much attention to those critics. I always like movies they hate.
NOOO!  DO NOT watch it in theaters.  It is your sworn duty to ensure it bombs in theaters TWICE to double this movie's meme fame.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 05, 2022, 10:17:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 05, 2022, 08:00:36 PM

What? I thought they waited one hour. Now it's nearly two??? I'm confused.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 05, 2022, 11:06:15 PM
It's especially confusing, given that the date in the pic above is dated 2016.

I've mentioned it elsewhere, and it wasn't popular there, either. There is no requirement for police to run into a hail of lead from a gunman, any more than there is a requirement for firefighters to rescue a truck driver from a fuel tanker on fire.

Though I'm seeing that the response was pretty much a clusterfuck. Once the chaff settles, we'll see what comes out of that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2022, 11:09:38 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 05, 2022, 10:17:28 PMWhat? I thought they waited one hour. Now it's nearly two??? I'm confused.
The narrative changed (https://www.npr.org/2022/06/03/1102689126/uvalde-shooting-police-response).  It was initially "up to an hour", but in reality, was more like 75 minutes.  Not quite movie-length, though, so the meme is wrong.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 06, 2022, 01:43:07 PM
This blew my mind. I want these animals to rule the world.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cedt0pYl8U4/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 06, 2022, 01:50:22 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 06, 2022, 01:43:07 PMThis blew my mind. I want these animals to rule the world.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cedt0pYl8U4/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=




Did that dog just use a tool? That's it. The human species is obsolete. Time to pack up.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2022, 02:01:13 PM
They're smart dawgs, Bruunt.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2022, 06:38:17 PM


This is what was said to the Hortator when Vivec was not whole.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2022, 01:37:15 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 07, 2022, 01:59:19 PM
^ The depth of some people's ignorance can be appalling.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2022, 10:14:54 PM
I love seeing these things, because there are telltale commonalities: 1) complete certainty 2) complete lack of anything backing it up.

A simple "how do you know?" makes it crash and burn every time.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 08, 2022, 05:07:38 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 07, 2022, 10:14:54 PM...A simple "how do you know?" makes it crash and burn every time.

I was drinking something.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 08, 2022, 05:08:52 AM
The dog doesn't just use a tool, he makes a decision to intervene and use a tool.  Nobody gives an order. He decides himself.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 08, 2022, 08:03:26 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on June 07, 2022, 01:59:19 PM^ The depth of some people's ignorance can be appalling.

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 08, 2022, 08:46:38 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 08, 2022, 01:31:29 PM


Writer:  "Hero shooter and pen&paper rpg, same basic thing, right?"

Editor: "Beats me kid, basketball is still a new fad to me."

Writer: "I'll just say it's like D&D with laser battles.  That way people unfamiliar with D&D and people familiar with it won't have the slightest clue what I'm talking about."
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Post by: Shiranu on June 08, 2022, 04:07:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 08, 2022, 08:46:38 AM

Damned invasive species laws, keep us from having all the cool things - I guess it would be pretty bad for our ecosystem though.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 09, 2022, 03:52:27 AM


The high priestess raises a gold cup filled to the brim with crystal clear water.  The water is cold to the touch and shimmers when in contact with flesh.  Faintly, an angelic chorus can be heard from the cup, the words are indistinct but hopeful and reassuring.

The high priestess offers the cup to the party, promising blessings of protection and renewal as payment for the successful campaign.

The elf takes a sip, the dwarf drinks heartily, and the barbarian turns the cup upside down and chugs greedily.  The priestess smiles warmly.

In moments, the pleasurable taste of pure water is replaced by the acrid tang of iron - warm and frothy and intoxicating.  Your head swims.  You clutch at your throat, convulsing in agony. You drop the gold cup on the floor, now a horned skull filled with a viscuous red liquid. Your vision dims.  Your last sight is the priestess, her sweet smile now a rictus grin, her flesh turning a charred red-brown, new bones snapping violently and erupting from her shoulders.  In your last moment of consciousness, you see what looks like a leathery bat wing unfurl...

----

The party awakes somewhere in the Nine Hells...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 09, 2022, 07:27:55 AM
If you watch the dog video closely you'll notice that the other end of that dip net isn't in sight. Framing is everything.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 09, 2022, 05:46:46 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on June 09, 2022, 08:08:30 PM
I think Loki and Raven would get along smashingly.

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 10, 2022, 01:56:17 PM
Female horse, iirc
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Post by: Shiranu on June 10, 2022, 02:00:29 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 10, 2022, 01:56:17 PMFemale horse, iirc
That's true, that could be a problem. Might be more Zeus' alley.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 10, 2022, 03:00:21 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 10, 2022, 02:00:29 PMThat's true, that could be a problem. Might be more Zeus' alley.
Every alley is up Zeus' alley, so to speak.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 10, 2022, 03:39:07 PM
Beast boy would be a stallion though, right?

To be honest, i shipped teen titans bb and raven fervently, back in the day. They were not quite canon, but the good meaning oaf and the competent annoyed smart girl trope is a weak point for me. They had chemistry, like an old married couple.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 10, 2022, 06:37:50 PM
I dunno, aren't they both like 15 or something?
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 10, 2022, 11:51:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 10, 2022, 06:37:50 PMI dunno, aren't they both like 15 or something?

At the start of the show, the main characters vary from 14 to 17. Beast Boy is the youngest, at 14, with Raven being 15. At least, that's what I get from Google. I don't know how official those numbers are. I don't know how much time passes in the show (not counting the time Starfire accidentally travelled several years into the future), but you can assume they get older.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 11, 2022, 01:55:00 AM
There was an episode of raven's sixteenth birthday.
It spelled doom and gloom.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2022, 02:23:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2022, 09:12:07 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 11, 2022, 09:22:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 10, 2022, 03:00:21 PMEvery alley is up Zeus' alley, so to speak.

Zeus will tap ANYTHING! :lol:
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 12, 2022, 11:20:28 PM


Perception lobe, lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 12, 2022, 11:32:15 PM


Future presidential candidate
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 13, 2022, 03:07:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 13, 2022, 03:13:45 PM


Elon Musk minus Starlink
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Post by: Shiranu on June 13, 2022, 04:06:07 PM
Elon's subway program is brilliant, I have no idea what he is going on about there unless the Vegas one was different from the SF/LA.

Also, strongly disagree with point A - there are plenty of rich people like Elon who don't spend even 1/1000 of the time or money on passion projects and science projects that he does.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 14, 2022, 01:24:40 PM


In response to Buzzlightyear being banned in Saudi Arabia because two gay characters kiss.
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Post by: Sorginak on June 14, 2022, 09:04:35 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 14, 2022, 09:53:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 14, 2022, 01:24:40 PM

In response to Buzzlightyear being banned in Saudi Arabia because two gay characters kiss.


They share a lot more in common than they'll ever care to admit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2022, 12:41:40 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 15, 2022, 04:20:04 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 14, 2022, 09:53:53 PM...They share a lot more in common than they'll ever care to admit.

I don't think they're aware of it. I don't even think they are able. That's the point of faith. I don't think it is about ignorance or lack of information and knowledge either. They don't have the imagination. Religious brain washing -esp. at early age- makes it almost impossible to develop that imagination. Imagination triggers doubt, urge to question and create scepticism. That imagination is also related to empathy, sympathy...etc. They are not able to see anything from a different angle. Only one way. Everything's about them. There is no place for anything else.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2022, 07:45:59 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2022, 11:07:54 AM


*watches cement plug fly into the stratosphere and come crashing down into a harbour*
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2022, 03:37:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2022, 08:44:58 PM


Photo on the right is a completely different person and a cis woman.  (It's a joke)  Communist propaganda LMFAO
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2022, 11:08:54 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 16, 2022, 03:57:14 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 16, 2022, 04:06:12 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 16, 2022, 04:09:04 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 16, 2022, 04:14:55 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 16, 2022, 04:33:41 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on June 16, 2022, 09:55:18 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 16, 2022, 04:33:41 AM

Is that last one a standard unicorn or one of the more specialized species?

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2022, 10:44:56 AM
Narwals = arctic explorer-class unicorn
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2022, 12:48:56 PM


And people call me edgy.  Sheesh.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 16, 2022, 01:40:04 PM
Don't forget the unicorn/whale hybrid everyone thinks is fake:

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2022, 04:34:20 PM


Fun for the whole family!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2022, 01:22:19 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 17, 2022, 04:45:39 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ve2m6q/no_asians/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

OW :D rofl
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2022, 10:00:28 AM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 17, 2022, 11:33:51 AM
"deGrease"? Should be "deGrasse"
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 17, 2022, 01:17:16 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 17, 2022, 01:19:12 PM
(Sound needed.)

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ve7w56/mission_impossible/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2022, 01:49:02 PM


Off to a great start.  And got in before the market dipped, too! /s
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2022, 09:22:47 PM


That was so cold that I need to put on a jacket.
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Post by: Cassia on June 17, 2022, 09:33:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2022, 11:13:30 PM
Just how like I get paid when used cars increase in price.  All us car owners are raking in the dough.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 18, 2022, 10:00:29 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2022, 10:25:31 AM


Staking out super duper factual positions and then getting mad when reality contradicts
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2022, 10:48:19 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 18, 2022, 12:02:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2022, 12:51:12 PM


Or T is a pretty obvious abbreviation for Time.  Either one works.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2022, 02:34:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2022, 02:53:07 PM


Don't judge a book by its cover.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 18, 2022, 06:09:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 18, 2022, 12:51:12 PM

Or T is a pretty obvious abbreviation for Time.  Either one works.

I always knew Santa was pulling the strings behind the scenes.
Him and his elves, it's impossible to go around a globe in one night. But a much smaller disk, well that is feasable.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2022, 09:24:52 PM


I do the *hoooonk HOOOOONK SNORT* to the point where it looks like I might literally die, then wake up, check the clock, and lie back down.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2022, 02:09:09 AM
Canada outside of Quebec:

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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 19, 2022, 03:50:38 AM
Are they fucking with us,lol?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/v4qcrt/meanwhile_on_the_motorway_in_france/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 19, 2022, 11:17:45 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/vfdvxj/instagram_influencers_somehow/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 19, 2022, 01:16:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2022, 02:52:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2022, 04:58:47 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 19, 2022, 06:48:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 13, 2022, 03:13:45 PM

Elon Musk minus Starlink
SFW? Some people like a project, others don't. Doesn't mean either is completely right.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 19, 2022, 08:13:22 PM
Elon Musk's booster landing on a pad after launch is based on, as Isaac Newton said (and I paraphrase), "Standing on the shoulders of giants". 95+% of it had already been done. I worked in aerospace for 27 years. He recruited away a lot of already-trained talent from the local companies to get where he is.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 19, 2022, 08:45:26 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on June 19, 2022, 08:13:22 PMElon Musk's booster landing on a pad after launch is based on, as Isaac Newton said (and I paraphrase), "Standing on the shoulders of giants". 95+% of it had already been done. I worked in aerospace for 27 years. He recruited away a lot of already-trained talent from the local companies to get where he is.

Were they being allowed to make passion projects like this, and them actually mean anything and get the public view that they do now? Or were they allowed to make much cooler shit and this is a step down for them?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2022, 09:38:20 PM

I'm not completely caught up with Kenobi, but I'm pretty sure Luke is safe.  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Leia is safe, too.
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Post by: Sorginak on June 19, 2022, 10:05:04 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 19, 2022, 09:38:20 PM
I'm not completely caught up with Kenobi, but I'm pretty sure Luke is safe.  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Leia is safe, too.

You have to be pretty ignorant of the Star Wars universe to pose that question.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 19, 2022, 10:27:09 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 19, 2022, 08:45:26 PMWere they being allowed to make passion projects like this, and them actually mean anything and get the public view that they do now? Or were they allowed to make much cooler shit and this is a step down for them?


What cooler shit? They've never made payloads, afaik (beyond a bunch of internet comsats that are jacking up the astronomy business), and there is way cooler shit, elsewhere. I'm not sure what you mean by "allowed", actually. US businesses comply with laws (hopefully, usually) so I'm not sure what Musk, et al., did that wouldn't be allowed to other companies.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 19, 2022, 10:33:28 PM
Your question answered mine, that works.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 19, 2022, 11:40:07 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 19, 2022, 09:38:20 PM
I'm not completely caught up with Kenobi, but I'm pretty sure Luke is safe.  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Leia is safe, too.

I'd say Vader, Obi-Wan, and other original trilogy characters are probably safe too. lol

Speaking of... Ugh. I'm disappointed in that show.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2022, 01:14:13 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 20, 2022, 01:21:05 AM
Quote from: Sorginak on June 19, 2022, 10:05:04 PMYou have to be pretty ignorant of the Star Wars universe to pose that question.

I know. I'm jealous.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2022, 01:23:19 AM


Don't ever tell them your given name.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 20, 2022, 08:38:50 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 20, 2022, 12:10:28 PM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1330442504525787139
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2022, 01:49:13 PM


Ponderable
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 20, 2022, 02:44:23 PM
Quote from: Sorginak on June 19, 2022, 10:05:04 PMYou have to be pretty ignorant of the Star Wars universe to pose that question.

Even without knowing anything about SW.
Killing a 'younger' version? Implies there is an older version, meaning he couldn't be killed when younger.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2022, 03:58:33 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 20, 2022, 04:21:19 PM
^ They say it with a straight face, and the fools told it believe it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2022, 04:59:51 PM
How to generate free electricity from dead history professors:

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Post by: Cassia on June 20, 2022, 05:11:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 20, 2022, 01:14:13 AM
Jeeezus built my hotrod
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Post by: SoldierofFortune on June 20, 2022, 05:52:50 PM
Everybody believe everything.

SUch a environment de intellectual? :D
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Post by: Sorginak on June 20, 2022, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 20, 2022, 01:49:13 PM

Ponderable

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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 21, 2022, 06:17:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2022, 09:16:23 AM


Arresting lots of dangerous people is surely a sign of incompetence. /s
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 21, 2022, 11:49:07 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on June 19, 2022, 08:13:22 PMElon Musk's booster landing on a pad after launch is based on, as Isaac Newton said (and I paraphrase), "Standing on the shoulders of giants". 95+% of it had already been done. I worked in aerospace for 27 years. He recruited away a lot of already-trained talent from the local companies to get where he is.
Free enterprise needs to take over the space race.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2022, 04:07:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2022, 04:09:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2022, 04:26:39 PM




Anachronistic AC system.  This show is ruined for me now.  Literally unwatchable.
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Post by: Sorginak on June 21, 2022, 07:02:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 21, 2022, 04:26:39 PMAnachronistic AC system.  This show is ruined for me now.  Literally unwatchable.

I know, right? Some people...it's like they're literally glued to the screen in such a way that they're looking for things to upset them instead of just enjoying the show.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2022, 10:22:02 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 22, 2022, 12:06:27 AM
Quote from: Sorginak on June 21, 2022, 07:02:28 PMI know, right? Some people...it's like they're literally glued to the screen in such a way that they're looking for things to upset them instead of just enjoying the show.

That's why I don't watch anything anymore.
Now I'm much happier.

...

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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Post by: Shiranu on June 22, 2022, 01:10:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 21, 2022, 04:07:36 PM
104 outside a day or two ago, had a customer legit say they are enjoying this summer - it's been over 100 degrees for about 2 weeks straight now, and we have not had rain in months and literally have crop burning and cattle dying... but glad this weather that is literally killing plants, animals and people is to your liking...
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 22, 2022, 01:19:09 AM
Summer's a shit season. We should ban it.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 22, 2022, 04:26:34 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 22, 2022, 01:19:09 AMSummer's a shit season. We should ban it.
AB-SO-LUTELY
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 22, 2022, 06:04:43 AM
I prefer summer.
But hey, that's just me. ^^
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 22, 2022, 09:18:26 AM
I don't mind regular summer, but we haven't had one of those in decades.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 22, 2022, 02:06:01 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 22, 2022, 06:04:43 AMI prefer summer.
But hey, that's just me. ^^

Northern Europeans...*Roll eyes.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 22, 2022, 02:51:19 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 22, 2022, 02:06:01 PMNorthern Europeans...*Roll eyes.

Western european

But whatevs.
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Post by: Cassia on June 22, 2022, 04:41:15 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 22, 2022, 09:18:26 AMI don't mind regular summer, but we haven't had one of those in decades.
It is so true. If you garden, bird watch or go ocean fishing consistently, it is easy to mark the changes. Animal migration patterns, plant freezes, insect swarms have all shifted on the calendar. The rising frequency of bad storms, droughts, floods, and fires is just a preview of our very uncomfortable future.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 22, 2022, 06:34:33 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 22, 2022, 02:51:19 PMWestern european

But whatevs.
Is Belgium considered Western Europe over there? In America it would be taught as Northern European due to it's historic cultural ties more to Northern Europe.

Not saying that's right, just saying that's how it's taught over here - I would assume yall know more about where you are than us lol.
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Post by: Cassia on June 22, 2022, 08:26:11 PM
Quote from: Cassia on June 22, 2022, 04:41:15 PMIt is so true. If you garden, bird watch or go ocean fishing consistently, it is easy to mark the changes. Animal migration patterns, plant freezes, insect swarms have all shifted on the calendar. The rising frequency of bad storms, droughts, floods, and fires is just a preview of our very uncomfortable future.
Lake Mead
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 22, 2022, 08:32:09 PM
Not, Not, NOT good!!!!
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 22, 2022, 10:35:26 PM
Well. The recently discovered 55 gallon drums with human remains in Lake Mead may end up answering the question of where Jimmy Hoffa went, lol.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 23, 2022, 12:51:13 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 22, 2022, 06:34:33 PMIs Belgium considered Western Europe over there? In America it would be taught as Northern European due to it's historic cultural ties more to Northern Europe.

Not saying that's right, just saying that's how it's taught over here - I would assume yall know more about where you are than us lol.

Just about any classification designates us as western europe.
Including the CIA factbook.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Europe

And we have ties to all neighboring and close by countries. We've been ownd by the dutch, by the french, by the germans, by the spanish, by the italians, ...

But our location is quite in the middle of the 'height' of europe, and just about as much to the west as you can get on that height
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 23, 2022, 02:52:32 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 22, 2022, 02:51:19 PMWestern european

But whatevs.

Pfft... it is Northern western. The key word for missing the summer is North.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 23, 2022, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 23, 2022, 02:52:32 AMPfft... it is Northern western. The key word for missing the summer is North.

If that's your attitude, you are no longer welcome in my home!

Northern! Never have i been so insulted!

*shuts door to his iglo violently before praying to his weirwood tree in frustration*
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Post by: Shiranu on June 23, 2022, 03:25:04 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 23, 2022, 12:51:13 AMJust about any classification designates us as western europe.
Including the CIA factbook.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Europe

But your link takes you to my point - Belgium is Northern European - culturally and politically speaking far more related to Scandinavia, the Germanic world and England than it is to Spain or Italy, or even Southern France.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 23, 2022, 04:53:50 AM
Not really, it's consistently put in the 'west-europe' group. Along with luxembourg and france.

I mean, when you get down to it, lines for such a concept are even more arbitrary than the 'europe asia eurasia' conversation.
But talking geographics , we do get put into the western-europe group by just about any major classification. Whatever you may assume our cultural heritage may be, put aside.
You can see it on the coloration on the maps in the link. I took a north-europe link of wikipedia, belgium does not get classified as that.
Not by the UN standards, not by the world factbook, not by unicef, not by eurovoc,not even by the World Geographical Scheme for Recording Plant Distributions, not by the german classification system whose name i forget. Not by shitload of unofficial websites either, like worldometers, whereig, ... in fact if i look up anywhere to define belgium as a northern european country, by any official or unoffical institution or source, i come up with little to none. I think in researching this, these past few hours i came acros one lonely map, while the text below it still didn' include belgium as a northern european country.

And again, there are no 'real' lines to be drawn. And ideas like 'central europe' and such can always be kind of a muddy concept, but we just never or hardly ever get classified as northern european.
Nor do the dutch, who are to the direct north of us, by the way
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Post by: Shiranu on June 23, 2022, 12:12:42 PM
Now I know y'all are weird over there (joking) because I've never heard of Netherlands being called anything but northern Europe and certainly not Western Europe, which is more flamenco and sunshine rather than tulips and rain.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 23, 2022, 12:26:18 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 23, 2022, 05:18:47 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 23, 2022, 12:12:42 PMNow I know y'all are weird over there (joking) because I've never heard of Netherlands being called anything but northern Europe and certainly not Western Europe, which is more flamenco and sunshine rather than tulips and rain.

So what is western europe to you, actually? Which countries?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 23, 2022, 06:56:42 PM
I know the question isn't directed at me, but imo Germany, Italy, and Austria all the way west to Ireland, France, and Spain is what I consider to be western europe.

I consider Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, and Finland to be northern Europe (aka the Nordic states)

By process of elimination, Poland, the three Baltic countries, Hungary, Bulgaria, etc are eastern europe  (notable exceptions: Greece and Turkey)

Generally speaking, all eastern european nations are former members of the Warsaw Pact.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 23, 2022, 10:19:42 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 23, 2022, 05:18:47 PMSo what is western europe to you, actually? Which countries?
Spain, Andorra, Southern France, Portugal, Italy, parts of Germany - Latin countries or parts of countries heavily influenced by Latin culture to the point it's their dominant culture (so would argue parts of Belgium at least).

Germanic Europe would be Northern Europe, Slavic Europe Eastern Europe, and Southern Europe basically being Western Europe but throw in the Latin-ized Slavic groups - and when I say these, I mean culturally far more-so than ethnically.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 24, 2022, 12:48:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 24, 2022, 05:01:29 PM


Water mountains, lol.

And those heat shimmers on the road are Predators.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 24, 2022, 09:05:45 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 25, 2022, 07:56:36 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/vjxjns/uber/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 (https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/comments/vjxjns/uber/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 25, 2022, 09:17:03 AM
"Too many people, not enough ferrets."

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 25, 2022, 09:26:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 25, 2022, 09:49:11 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 25, 2022, 09:33:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 26, 2022, 12:50:46 AM


It's like seeing moonbase news on AOL.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 26, 2022, 12:25:34 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 26, 2022, 12:43:18 PM
I remember watching the first movie (with high hopes--loved the book! Still do.) and I think the ending was the main hero and his squeeze making it back to earth and then seeing the workers on the space landing field advancing toward the ship and they were guerrillas.  But don't hold me too it--it's been over 50 years since I saw it. ;)
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Post by: Sorginak on June 26, 2022, 04:03:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 26, 2022, 12:25:34 PM

It has been too many years since I saw it, but I thought Planet of the Apes was just an alternate dimension of Earth.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 26, 2022, 04:42:06 PM
Quote from: Sorginak on June 26, 2022, 04:03:47 PMIt has been too many years since I saw it, but I thought Planet of the Apes was just an alternate dimension of Earth.
Yeah, that's why it's funny.
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 26, 2022, 04:46:01 PM
I thought the "Planet of the Apes" was just a distant future Earth.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 26, 2022, 04:53:58 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 26, 2022, 04:46:01 PMI thought the "Planet of the Apes" was just a distant future Earth.
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 26, 2022, 05:56:42 PM
Quote from: Sorginak on June 26, 2022, 04:03:47 PMIt has been too many years since I saw it, but I thought Planet of the Apes was just an alternate dimension of Earth.
In the movie, it basically is.  In the book, they actually return to Earth via space travel--and land on an Earth populated by intelligent apes (not us).
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 26, 2022, 07:04:00 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 26, 2022, 05:56:42 PMIn the movie, it basically is.  In the book, they actually return to Earth via space travel--and land on an Earth populated by intelligent apes (not us).
They warped, accidently, to the future Earth.
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Post by: Sorginak on June 27, 2022, 02:23:09 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 27, 2022, 01:46:28 PM


Me IRL
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 27, 2022, 02:10:47 PM
^ Which one is you? :P
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 27, 2022, 02:35:48 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on June 27, 2022, 02:10:47 PM^ Which one is you? :P

The one shielding his eyes from the symbol of a fascist Christian theocracy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2022, 03:20:26 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 27, 2022, 09:07:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2022, 08:56:07 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2022, 09:04:00 AM


Option B pays out $60,000 over 100 years
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2022, 03:30:18 PM


When you put it like that..
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Post by: Shiranu on June 28, 2022, 11:30:11 PM
The fact that they are both simultaneously right and wrong makes me happy. It's poetic.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 29, 2022, 01:33:17 AM
Talking about inspiring pride... Does he know Tarantino's interpretation of Top Gun? Or was it the joke all along? Lol

Iceman to Maverick: "You can fly at my tail whenever you want."
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Post by: Sorginak on June 29, 2022, 08:54:03 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 29, 2022, 02:16:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 28, 2022, 09:04:00 AM

Option B pays out $60,000 over 100 years
Military retirement pay is much like that.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 29, 2022, 03:52:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 29, 2022, 06:48:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 29, 2022, 06:56:44 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 29, 2022, 07:21:39 PM
When bitcoin was becoming a "thing", I asked my financial advisor about it. He said that since it isn't regulated, that his company may not legally invest in it. I was just curious, but I sure am glad I never put any money into it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 29, 2022, 08:05:31 PM
Most of the time, when you hear "X is hot, invest now!", the opportune time to invest has long since past.
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Post by: Cassia on June 29, 2022, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 29, 2022, 08:05:31 PMMost of the time, when you hear "X is hot, invest now!", the opportune time to invest has long since past.
When that Gamestop stock nonsense was going on, I started selling off most of my stock investments. Only about 12% of my portfolio is in the market now, yet these paper losses still don't feel good. I imagine most people don't check their 401Ks regularly these days to avoid depression..but if you are young and still accumulating for retirement, you may be getting more for your dollar now.

If you are retired like me, at least you can get decent bond/cd yields if inflation doesn't keep going on and on and chip away cash value. IDK, we may already be in recession; I hear Tesla and others are having layoffs. Gonna keep some cash ready because the market will rebound really fast when the numbers look better.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 29, 2022, 10:00:07 PM
Not sure how anything is going to go in the world. My investment people did a 1000-case Monte Carlo analysis and told me that I could retire, in '14. I did so, and applied immediately for Social Security. Two reasons for that- the gov keeps sneaking around about getting rid of it (the chump talked about getting rid of "entitlements" on Face the Nation, if he was reelected), and I don't know when I'm going to die, so I'm scraping it out as quickly as I can for my family. I worked a ton of years for that money. Seven years, and counting, with retirement. NB- the chump (and Moscow Mitch) call it "entitlements", which to the base means "welfare queens" and bums on the streets, as opposed to the actual meaning of Social Security and Medicare. The uneducated are lead by the nose with these sort of buzz-words. This country has a real problem with properly educating its citizens, in a lot of states.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 29, 2022, 10:51:40 PM


Oh yeah, that whole regeneration/telekinesis/gravity/electricity thing is just basic biology.  Anyone can see that.  Just yesterday, my cat used his gravity control powers to hover in midair all day.  So annoying!
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Post by: Cassia on June 29, 2022, 11:39:07 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 29, 2022, 10:51:40 PMOh yeah, that whole regeneration/telekinesis/gravity/electricity thing is just basic biology.....
2 possibilities:
(a) people are somehow stupider and yet more self-assured than ever.
(b) social media provides us exposure to how many people have always been stupid yet self-assured 
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 29, 2022, 11:49:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 29, 2022, 10:51:40 PM

Oh yeah, that whole regeneration/telekinesis/gravity/electricity thing is just basic biology.  Anyone can see that.  Just yesterday, my cat used his gravity control powers to hover in midair all day.  So annoying!

It's also a well-known fact that if one straps buttered toast (butter side down) onto the bellies of cats and drop them, one has made a perpetual motion machine. :D
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 30, 2022, 12:36:52 AM
Quote from: Cassia on June 29, 2022, 11:39:07 PM2 possibilities:
(a) people are somehow stupider and yet more self-assured than ever.
(b) social media provides us exposure to how many people have always been stupid yet self-assured
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 30, 2022, 01:56:17 AM
Unfortunately, conviction doesn't necessarily increase with knowedge.  In fact, the most knowledgeable generally lack the conviction of the least knowledgeable.  As the saying goes, "the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt."

Experts frequently underrate their knowledge and hedge their conclusions (making it appear less certain than it really is to the general public AKA jury's still out syndrome), while idiots overrate their knowledge and tellingly make no provision for being wrong (making their conclusions seem more certain than they really are because of the mistaken public belief that lack of doubt is the hallmark of a sure thing rather than a true idiot)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 30, 2022, 05:20:33 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 30, 2022, 06:30:45 AM


It's still kinda the same though, no?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 30, 2022, 06:36:36 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on June 30, 2022, 11:44:55 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 30, 2022, 09:32:12 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 30, 2022, 10:20:57 PM
Mmkay, why is it not silly?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 30, 2022, 10:34:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 30, 2022, 10:56:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2022, 09:29:15 AM


A pound of feathers weighs more than a kilogram of steel.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 01, 2022, 10:47:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 30, 2022, 10:56:10 PM

I'll bite. What am I not supposed to think?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2022, 01:36:12 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 01, 2022, 10:47:35 AMI'll bite. What am I not supposed to think?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 01, 2022, 02:10:49 PM
The person sitting on the couch is a male survivor of the Allied invasion on D-Day.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2022, 02:43:18 PM


Birds can't be invasive because they can fly, LOL.

Turns out they normally don't make transatlantic voyages.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 01, 2022, 04:09:06 PM
So......

This is a thing that is likely to cross someone's mind?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2022, 09:13:44 PM


Rabid weasels.  No one sees them coming.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 01, 2022, 09:50:52 PM
That legacy business, as I understand it, it to allow your survivors to contact providers and cancel your accounts. I've started to put paperwork like that in place, as I'm 69 YO. It does not mean that they can log into your account, afaik. Of course, with Apple, who knows? I will never willingly use an Apple product, with the exception of my iPod, and if another decent system existed, I'd use that, instead.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 02, 2022, 02:23:11 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 01, 2022, 09:29:15 AM

A pound of feathers weighs more than a kilogram of steel.

LOL I think he thinks it's something like fat to muscle ratio?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 02, 2022, 02:27:13 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 01, 2022, 04:09:06 PMSo......

This is a thing that is likely to cross someone's mind?

It's not. The big majority would think exactly what it shows. As I did too. It's a shout to the meme generation. Oldest ones are like 30+ now, I guess.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 02, 2022, 08:13:06 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 01, 2022, 04:09:06 PMSo......

This is a thing that is likely to cross someone's mind?
Normal people?  No.  Meme enjoyers?  Yes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 02, 2022, 10:05:01 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 02, 2022, 11:16:04 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 02, 2022, 02:10:35 PM


Math is hard even for redditors.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 02, 2022, 02:13:55 PM
*answer's*
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 02, 2022, 07:53:23 PM
July 1st (https://v.redd.it/oe1d4111g6991)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 03, 2022, 12:00:27 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 03, 2022, 12:04:27 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 02, 2022, 08:13:06 AMNormal people?  No.  Meme enjoyers?  Yes.

Evidentially I missed that one. This must be what it's like for you kids when I sing the Bumble Bee tuna song.

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Post by: Blackleaf on July 03, 2022, 01:12:55 AM
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Post by: Sorginak on July 03, 2022, 08:28:56 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 03, 2022, 09:03:38 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 03, 2022, 12:04:27 AMEvidentially I missed that one. This must be what it's like for you kids when I sing the Bumble Bee tuna song.


Or the Bucky Beaver (Ipana Toothpaster) song--Brusha, Brusha, Brusha, new Ipana toothpaste................
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 03, 2022, 10:10:50 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 03, 2022, 12:04:27 AMEvidentially I missed that one. This must be what it's like for you kids when I sing the Bumble Bee tuna song.


Quote from: Mike Cl on July 03, 2022, 09:03:38 AMOr the Bucky Beaver (Ipana Toothpaster) song--Brusha, Brusha, Brusha, new Ipana toothpaste................

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Post by: Mike Cl on July 03, 2022, 11:34:06 AM
Just talking about old commercials.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 03, 2022, 11:55:33 AM
I recognize "Brusha Brusha" from Grease, lol. The girl with pig tails sings the jingle with tv? I guess.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 03, 2022, 01:22:17 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 03, 2022, 11:34:06 AMJust talking about old commercials.
Yeah, I understand.  :P  That image reaction is geared towards something that sounds completely normal to one person but is bewildering to someone unintiated.  And usually, because of a generational gap.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 03, 2022, 02:41:58 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 03, 2022, 09:03:38 AMOr the Bucky Beaver (Ipana Toothpaster) song--Brusha, Brusha, Brusha, new Ipana toothpaste................


There was always drugs, weren't there.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 03, 2022, 02:42:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 03, 2022, 01:22:17 PMYeah, I understand.  :P  That image reaction is geared towards something thet sounds completely normal to one person but is bewildering to someone unintiated.  And usually, because of a generational gap.

Could be because I don't find gangbangs particularly funny. They're actually a LOT of work.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 03, 2022, 05:47:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 03, 2022, 07:29:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2022, 02:25:20 AM


There would, without a doubt, be an Aragorn movie, a Legolas movie, and a Gandalf movie and my dum bum would go see it.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 04, 2022, 03:04:20 AM
Heck, i'd watch bombadil 2, civil war. That shit'd be wild.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2022, 10:01:20 AM


Do not be alarmed.  Guards will be summoned if you are alarmed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2022, 01:13:59 PM
Stereotypes of European countries from Japanese pov



Where's the lie, tho?

I'd put wine and cheese for France, handsome both sexes for Sweden, not religious for Estonia, and good beaches for Portugal (its previous stereotype was not nice)
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 04, 2022, 03:05:57 PM
I can live with these sterotypes as a whole, tbh.

Bit portugal does deserve much better. Great beaches indeed. But amazing fish-based quisine as wel. And some stunning landscapes. And some of the kindest people i've met.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2022, 04:15:22 PM
Myeh I'm not happy with it. Let's give Germans a break, they've paid their dues. And they're pretty much the only one who actually paid for a genocide in many levels, no? British Empire? Ottoman Empire? Spain? Nederlands? Serbia? Russia? France? Portugal? Belgium? We could call pretty much every sovereign country in the world with an atrocity, actually even legit genocide remarks. In this map, from Sweden to Turkey, it's full of it. 

Chocolate is Swiss, not Belgian. :D

Also, why can't Latvians eat potatoes and what is yogurt doing in Bulgaria?

*Yoğurt comes from the verb 'yoğurmak' -it's still in every day usage- which means 'working the dough' in Turkish. The one word literally means 'have the dough work'. If memory serves right, the ancient Greek records refers to 'barbaric tribes' making it. However, it's probably much older than that, but thinking about the product, I think we can just be sure that doesn't matter who the inventors are (it could've been multiple cultures, in different times and places, forgotten, invented over again), they were probably nomadic.

About this 'claiming food' business. I can stand Turks, Bulgarians, Greeks, Arabs and Armenians. (Not in any order.) They claim everything is theirs. It's not even remotely close. Most of it's Mesopotamian. LOL 

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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2022, 04:19:50 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 03, 2022, 02:41:58 PM...There was always drugs, weren't there.

You know the Flouride conspiracy?

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2022, 05:37:39 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2022, 04:15:22 PMChocolate is Swiss, not Belgian. :D
I legit thought Germany was the chocolate center of the world because Aldi (German-owned supermarket popular in the States) sold amazing chololates with the German flag prominently on the packaging.  Also because of the chocolate rations during WWII.

Even if the Swiss are the undisputed masters of chocolate, the Germans and the Belgians aren't too shaby.
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Post by: Sorginak on July 04, 2022, 06:48:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 04, 2022, 01:13:59 PMStereotypes of European countries from Japanese pov



Where's the lie, tho?

I'd put wine and cheese for France, handsome both sexes for Sweden, not religious for Estonia, and good beaches for Portugal (its previous stereotype was not nice)

Looks like it's time to move to Sweden.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 04, 2022, 07:48:39 PM
Quote from: Sorginak on July 04, 2022, 06:48:40 PMLooks like it's time to move to Sweden.

Lookist. :D
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Post by: Sorginak on July 04, 2022, 09:16:38 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on July 04, 2022, 07:48:39 PMLookist. :D

18 Swedish Men Who Are So Breathtaking You Actually Won't Be Able To Breathe
buzzfeed.com (https://www.buzzfeed.com/marietelling/18-swedish-men-who-are-so-breathtaking-you-actually-wont-be)

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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 04, 2022, 09:48:14 PM
lol. You can have them all, they don't strike my fancy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 04, 2022, 11:14:08 PM
Quote from: Sorginak on July 04, 2022, 06:48:40 PMLooks like it's time to move to Sweden.
If I were 50 yrs younger, I'd be in Sweden.  That's sort of a cheat for me, tho.  Both of my mother's parents were from Sweden.  So, I have over a 100 relatives of one sort or another there.  It's a beautiful country, great people and much more sane than this used to be country.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2022, 12:10:19 AM


Do how do planes fly, then?  Do they just flap really hard?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2022, 12:29:40 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 05, 2022, 01:33:34 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 04, 2022, 05:37:39 PMI legit thought Germany was the chocolate center of the world because Aldi (German-owned supermarket popular in the States) sold amazing chololates with the German flag prominently on the packaging.  Also because of the chocolate rations during WWII.

Even if the Swiss are the undisputed masters of chocolate, the Germans and the Belgians aren't too shaby.

LOL, sure they're pretty good. That was to the map and messing up with Obvious a bit :* lol.

My eldest aunt and her family have stayed in Belgium for years and they used to bring that good stuff a lot. But it's too sweet for me in general. Germans are crazy about sweet snacks in general. Not like the others' two art form though, I guess. Me, I'm a quite late chocolate fan because I don't like sweet-milk taste and it took some time for that rich strong bitter chocolates to come to my country. My younger aunt has lived in Switzerland for a long time (the one I've visited in London, been living in there for the last 10+ years, now she is moving back) and that's how I tasted high end Swiss chocolate for a few occasions. 

Switzerland and Belgium make the best chocolates in the world. Once upon a time, Turkey was the leading nut seller, and my professor's (she is 85 now) father owned the fields that grew some special kind of tiny nut. I think, it was almost only sold to both back then to be used in chocolate products. I dunno if that still goes on, long time. Insanely delicious those tiny nuts are. It was not something sold in the stores.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 05, 2022, 01:42:37 AM
Americans fighting against Commie Mexicans and Liberal British Muslims in 1776 for their liberty. I wonder if I can work up a cheap sci-fi-conspiracy conservative fan fic from that premise if I force it.

The LBM is actually what BLM comes from. It's a play on the letters just to trick the righteous white. CM is the Chief Minister; the leader of the great communist army getting ready to invade the world, he is hiding in Mexico, getting back and forth in time, waiting for democrats to get power to attack...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 05, 2022, 01:49:54 AM
Quote from: Sorginak on July 04, 2022, 09:16:38 PM18 Swedish Men Who Are So Breathtaking You Actually Won't Be Able To Breathe
buzzfeed.com (https://www.buzzfeed.com/marietelling/18-swedish-men-who-are-so-breathtaking-you-actually-wont-be)


Myeh...Too beautiful, too neat looking. Also I'd need a ladder, lol. 
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 05, 2022, 09:20:42 AM
Armando werks while he works.

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_redq8lpzNt1qjnhqg.mp4

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Post by: Mike Cl on July 05, 2022, 09:37:18 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 05, 2022, 12:29:40 AM
Is this real?????
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2022, 04:03:33 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 05, 2022, 09:37:18 AMIs this real?????
No, but the fact that it's conceivable (and therefore mandated to come to full term by the supreme court) raises a lot of red flags.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2022, 07:21:31 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 05, 2022, 08:51:41 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 05, 2022, 07:21:31 PM

s'posed to say, "Sorry!" below that. :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2022, 09:53:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2022, 10:33:30 PM


He had me until he started talking about the "impenetrable" Great Wall of China (fantastic Wonder early on, but obsolete in the late-game, as any good Civ player knows)

That'd be like me saying that it'd be okay if the US were under attack and we lost both the western and eastern seaboard, we could just take refuge at the Cheyenne military base and use their Stargate to summon Jaffa battallions to Area 51 where they'd pilot the secretly stored F-302s and bomb all of China in 10 seconds flat.

Really, really hard to take that seriously, despite the very serious subject matter.

Btw, this dude has a PhD from one of the most prestigious universities on the planet and comes up with stuff that a child eating lead paint chips and playing with plastic army men would come up with.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 05, 2022, 10:40:59 PM
This has to be some kind of poe, or at least internal propaganda.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 06, 2022, 12:55:10 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 06, 2022, 12:56:52 AM
Comma.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 06, 2022, 03:49:22 PM


Today I learned that sailors in rough seas don't need to eat.

Also, animals don't need to eat for a while but were fed somehow by God anyway. 🤦

But let's not get caught up in that unvirtuous logic stuff, let's just clap our lands if we believe!
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Post by: Cassia on July 06, 2022, 07:07:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 06, 2022, 03:49:22 PMToday I learned that sailors in rough seas don't need to eat.

Also, animals don't need to eat for a while but were fed somehow by God anyway. 🤦

But let's not get caught up in that unvirtuous logic stuff, let's just clap our lands if we believe!
On the 4th, someone told me god was looking after their car (because their dead battery somehow worked enough to start it up.) 🤦 Too bad god doesn't like a parade.
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 06, 2022, 08:09:31 PM
Quote from: Cassia on July 06, 2022, 07:07:17 PM 🤦 Too bad god doesn't like a parade.

HaaaaHaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaa!!!!! :woot:
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 06, 2022, 10:33:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 06, 2022, 11:36:05 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2022, 05:03:02 AM


And we're gonna put about 40 feet of sidewalk along its 2-mile length, just like God intended.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2022, 05:19:28 AM
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Post by: Cassia on July 07, 2022, 09:06:08 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 07, 2022, 05:03:02 AMAnd we're gonna put about 40 feet of sidewalk along its 2-mile length, just like God intended.
It is incredible how ugly most of the developed and even rural parts of the US really are. People throng to theme parks and national parks just to escape it.

I hired a builder for my previous house, and he immediately was gonna clear cut the lot, plant water hungry sod and a few dinky trees. I was like, no way.. I'm gonna tie a yellow ribbon around all these old oak trees that I think we can save. He had a fit and wanted to charge me extra just to work around these trees a bit. I told him it was non-negotiable and btw you can keep your standard "landscape package" of two twiggy trees and a few bushes, LOL.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 07, 2022, 09:44:15 AM
In my neighborhood, there was a 1.5-acre lot never developed with large oak and poplar trees. I was surprised and disappointed when the new owner clear-cut the entire property to build a house and then planted two 5-foot trees. It was completely unnecessary to raze the entire lot. Not only did the owner pay thousands to have the trees removed but they devalued the property, as people pay more for mature landscapes. Such a waste.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2022, 11:15:04 AM
Quote from: Cassia on July 07, 2022, 09:06:08 AMIt is incredible how ugly most of the developed and even rural parts of the US really are. People throng to theme parks and national parks just to escape it.
I've been looking into it, and apparently there's some sort of core urban planning philosophy adopted by both the USA and Canada that stands in stark contrast with most of the rest of the world.

Consider streets and roads:

Streets are usually 2-lane, slow moving, and next to residential areas or dense urban areas.  You know, people's homes or downtown businesses.  Lots of pedestrians, bikes, etc.

Roads are super fast, 4-6 lane, essentially highways, zero pedestrians/bikes.  No one stops to turn, that's done with on-ramps and off-ramps.

If you're going somewhere, you pull out of your garage to a street, then one or more roads, then a street, then you park at your destination.

Simple.  Easy.  Effecient.  Safe.

In the US and Canada, we have street-road hybrids (aka stroads) everywhere.  These are 45mph+ roads full of stop-and-go traffic due to people constantly pulling in and out, you have to be on the lookout for pedestrians (people often walk in the street because of poor sidewalk coverage), biking is possible but it's so dangerous that it's essentially a death sentence.

You will get in a wreck, and the prevailing wisdom will be that it's your personal fault for not "paying attention" and nothing to do with the horrendous road design.

If you're a pedestrian, any businesses on the other side of the stroad might as well be on the moon, cause you're taking your life into your own hands every time you try to cross these monstrosities.

To get somewhere, you pull out onto a stroad, then another stroad, then maybe an actual road (highway), then a couple more stroads, and finally, possibly an actual street (or another stroad) before you reach your destination.

Complex.  Difficult.  Inffecient.  Dangerous.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2022, 11:21:46 AM
I learned that some places in Europe, like the Netherlands, have bike paths decoupled from roads.  Essentially, paved trails just for bikes and pedestrians.  Thst blew my mind.

If we did something like that in the States, waaay more people would bike or walk.

Over here, you can't get anywhere without a car.  The whole city is designed around it.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 07, 2022, 12:13:48 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 06, 2022, 03:49:22 PM

Today I learned that sailors in rough seas don't need to eat.

Also, animals don't need to eat for a while but were fed somehow by God anyway. 🤦

But let's not get caught up in that unvirtuous logic stuff, let's just clap our lands if we believe!

Noah wasn't stuck on the Ark for 40 days. He was stuck there for 150 days.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 07, 2022, 12:22:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 07, 2022, 05:19:28 AM

Wouldn't have even take that long for them to turn on Jesus. One look at his tan skin and dark hair, and they'd say he was the Anti-Christ, here to deceive them. Some would probably say he was a Muslim too, because why not? God knows what nonsense Q-Anon would come up with. I know one thing. If the New Testament is to be believed, Jesus coming back would be bad news for a lot of Christians, who care deeply about issues he never talked about (like abortion), but take the complete opposite stance on things he actually did talk about (the rich being unqualified for Heaven, extreme pacifism, selling all of one's possessions and giving them to the poor, etc).
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 07, 2022, 12:32:53 PM
I think the reason that bicycle culture hasn't developed in that way in the US might be that the distances are too long. So it wasn't seen as a good investment? In Europe, people don't cycle for exercise or fun, they travel with it. Dutch live on bicycles. Danish too. Scandinavians, Belgians... Germans. They are all cyclers. I know in the UK it is pretty good too. It's a legit way of transportation. Most people, especially in cities don't need to drive long distances to go work, shopping...etc.

I also think that there is a correlation between transportation with general prosperity and development of culture of a region. I honestly believe that bicycle usage in daily life is a symptom of civilization.

When I've first visited Europe, bicycles in the daily traffic was the first thing I've noticed. No rush, fight or honks. They've just moved with cars in harmony in small central Europe cities. Over here where I live, fucking drivers think the road is only their right. Forget bicycles, motorcycles are in great danger. There is a common hatred towards cycling because people are backward, so incredibly ignorant and bigotic, having a car is a life goal, status more than a vehicle for travel. And by the way, it is not like the US here, there are many sorts of transportation and short distances too.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 07, 2022, 12:52:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2022, 01:15:56 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 07, 2022, 12:32:53 PMI think the reason that bicycle culture hasn't developed in that way in the US might be that the distances are too long.
Where I live, which is a fairly average suburban area, all everyday places are well within biking range.  But I can't because I'd be risking my life every day if I tried.

Ironically, there's a cyclist store not far from here, but it's only accessible through a fast-moving, car-only stroad.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 07, 2022, 04:52:45 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 07, 2022, 05:12:20 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 07, 2022, 12:13:48 PMNoah wasn't stuck on the Ark for 40 days. He was stuck there for 150 days.
And then the years before there were enough prey animals for the predators to survive.
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Post by: Cassia on July 07, 2022, 06:33:13 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 07, 2022, 05:12:20 PMAnd then the years before there were enough prey animals for the predators to survive.
If I came up with 5.000 facts that disqualify the Ark story from reality, someone could easily add at least one more reason.
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 07, 2022, 07:02:42 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 07, 2022, 12:22:05 PMWouldn't have even take that long for them to turn on Jesus. One look at his tan skin and dark hair, and they'd say he was the Anti-Christ, here to deceive them. Some would probably say he was a Muslim too, because why not? God knows what nonsense Q-Anon would come up with. I know one thing. If the New Testament is to be believed, Jesus coming back would be bad news for a lot of Christians, who care deeply about issues he never talked about (like abortion), but take the complete opposite stance on things he actually did talk about (the rich being unqualified for Heaven, extreme pacifism, selling all of one's possessions and giving them to the poor, etc).

Christians seemingly don't follow the biblical jesus.  this is one of the almost universally ignored verses in their bible.
  Matthew 6:1-34 ESV
"Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. "Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. ..."

I have spent many, many hours listening to sermons in my life and I don't remember these verses ever being the subject of any one of them.  It is universally accepted that the true hallmark of a true, faithful, christian is to advertise that faith especially by praying in public.  But then, the true hallmark of a faithful christian is hypocrisy--that is their true god.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2022, 07:26:18 PM




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Post by: Sorginak on July 07, 2022, 09:57:35 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 07, 2022, 10:11:06 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 07, 2022, 07:02:42 PMChristians seemingly don't follow the biblical jesus.  this is one of the almost universally ignored verses in their bible.
  Matthew 6:1-34 ESV
"Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. "Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. ..."

I have spent many, many hours listening to sermons in my life and I don't remember these verses ever being the subject of any one of them.  It is universally accepted that the true hallmark of a true, faithful, christian is to advertise that faith especially by praying in public.  But then, the true hallmark of a faithful christian is hypocrisy--that is their true god.

The National Day of Prayer shows how little Christians care about what Jesus said. Imagine how he'd react if he actually floated down from the clouds.

"National Day of Prayer? Are you serious? Are you guys so dense that you can't tell these politicians are just pandering to you? I specifically told you that people who pray in public only do it for the attention! I told you to go to a dark room by yourself to pray, or else I'll ignore you! Every day, it's 'Heavenly Father' this, 'O Lord that.' Ask me for one more thing in public! I dare you! I swear to me! I'd threaten to chase you all with a whip, but I know some of you are into that!"
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2022, 02:15:41 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 07, 2022, 01:15:56 PMWhere I live, which is a fairly average suburban area, all everyday places are well within biking range.  But I can't because I'd be risking my life every day if I tried.

Ironically, there's a cyclist store not far from here, but it's only accessible through a fast-moving, car-only stroad.

Fortunately, in the last decade, people here have started to work and push against the bullshit in some places. In 2017, there was a protest in the city. "Give way to cyclers" kind of stuff. But this is Aegean, the West. Now there are lanes in a few cities, tours and groups. There is a race and they close the roads. They've founded associations and etc. Now, there are individual groups traveling with bicycles in long distances. In our city, they've at least put lanes and you can rent bicycles. It was something around 40 km and the news is it will go up to 135...pfft I'll believe it when I see it. So somethings are won. But then what annoys me to no end is that now, it is a hobby for people with money. It's a pricey hobby. Again, no safe functional travel. I trust the new generation though. I see young men and women cycling in the traffic against everything and it makes me happy. Esp. when I see young women because this infuriates the religious, all kinds of bigots. Those women, in the road with those tight clothes, no morality...you know.

Pushing with protests are the only way it seems. You guys need to unite too. It's not given, needs to be taken. Find people who wants to cycle -esp with the new gas prices- and let's see what happens when hundreds of people get out to streets with bicycles. Start with few, you'll see it will grow. Cycling is so many things friendly and it's contagious too. Me, I just cycle at the summer site. It's a small place and there I'm the only woman at 40+. (And my sis when she comes.) They are all kids and young people and men. My mother says that we've learned as small kids and most people esp women never had a chance to learn because it wasn't the thing. She wanted to but she was so scared she'd fall.  I dunno. When you look at it the cycling federation was founded in freaking 1923 in the country. As I said this is really a lot about development of culture and vision.

A couple of shot from the 2017 protest.





This is the coastal lane map:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1SmuO1iTc58aWwpLaEflUiX4ZmTM&ll=38.443138045274324%2C27.087123162615978&z=13

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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2022, 02:33:49 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 07, 2022, 07:26:18 PM


Myeah...He could have just put a Mystic Orb of Mana in the glove box. It gives 3 extra mana per day.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2022, 04:28:45 AM
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Post by: Sorginak on July 08, 2022, 08:51:43 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 08, 2022, 09:36:01 AM


I can't wait to move to France and buy Versailles with my pocket change.
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Post by: Cassia on July 08, 2022, 10:53:59 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2022, 04:28:45 AM
uhhh...sexy bastard with that nip slip
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2022, 12:46:13 PM
Quote from: Cassia on July 08, 2022, 10:53:59 AMuhhh...sexy bastard with that nip slip

Well, look at the tan line, certainly he's not going around topless. How proper. LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 08, 2022, 01:52:07 PM


Gotta politicize olympic athletes for some reason, but can't be bothered to learn anything before criticizing.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2022, 02:48:48 PM
OUCH...LOL
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2022, 03:34:56 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2022, 03:37:26 PM


And beer.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2022, 03:42:23 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 08, 2022, 03:44:06 PM
I want to do this, but I wouldn't dare,lol.

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 08, 2022, 06:30:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 08, 2022, 09:12:49 PM


The news has been wild lately!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 08, 2022, 11:08:40 PM


Have I ever told you guys that extreme-right kooks make bog standard liberalism look like the coolest thing ever?

Also, I think they might be internally heterophobic.
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Post by: Sorginak on July 09, 2022, 08:11:36 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 09, 2022, 09:06:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 09, 2022, 10:58:07 AM


*sighs in relief*
At last, the curse is broken!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 09, 2022, 11:05:02 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 09, 2022, 08:52:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 09, 2022, 08:55:01 PM
The perennial debate:

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Post by: Blackleaf on July 09, 2022, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 09, 2022, 08:52:30 PM

Why? There are no women on Tindr either, but it doesn't stop them. Heck, they charge extra for the promise of maybe possibly getting the attention of the women who totally exist on Tindr. Buy the Gold Package, and you'll get matched by more scammers and catfish than before, guaranteed!
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 10, 2022, 12:15:08 AM
Don't know what "NFT" means. 40+ years ago, I signed up for a dating "club". Got some hits, but I ended up using the old fashioned way of "looking around". I met my wife when we were both at uni, both studying physics, in a Modern Physics class. I saw her, and thought, "She's for me!" Been married 41 years, last February.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 10, 2022, 12:44:27 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on July 10, 2022, 12:15:08 AMDon't know what "NFT" means. 40+ years ago, I signed up for a dating "club". Got some hits, but I ended up using the old fashioned way of "looking around". I met my wife when we were both at uni, both studying physics, in a Modern Physics class. I saw her, and thought, "She's for me!" Been married 41 years, last February.

An NFT is one of the latest get-rich-quick schemes. Basically. People buy these Nonfungible Tokens (NFTs), which are these unique...uhh...strings of code? Which are represented by pictures, often used without the author's permission. Their only worth is what people decided it should be, so people buy and try to sell them off for more. They are highly insecure investments.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 10, 2022, 11:29:47 AM


Dying to actually use this in a religion/pseudoscience debate thread.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 10, 2022, 11:43:30 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 09, 2022, 08:52:30 PM
NFT bros would prefer underage girls anyway.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 10, 2022, 05:50:20 PM
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Post by: Sorginak on July 10, 2022, 07:11:16 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 10, 2022, 07:54:47 PM
Thanks, Ru Poultry.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 10, 2022, 08:17:51 PM
Hmm, same post and same response at two (that I know of) different sites. You looking for a hook-up? :lol:
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 10, 2022, 09:32:57 PM
It's amused me. You stalkin' me?
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 10, 2022, 09:48:40 PM
You go to other sites?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 10, 2022, 10:40:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 10, 2022, 09:32:57 PMIt's amused me. You stalkin' me?

Oh, Sir, no Sir, Chief. :rolleyes: I happen to frequent some of the same sites you frequent. Simples.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2022, 01:01:30 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 11, 2022, 01:22:29 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 11, 2022, 08:00:44 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on July 10, 2022, 10:40:34 PMOh, Sir, no Sir, Chief. :rolleyes: I happen to frequent some of the same sites you frequent. Simples.
Yeah, just jokin'.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2022, 02:24:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2022, 02:29:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 10, 2022, 05:50:20 PM
I see you and raise you a gun nut "children's book" (it's actually propaganda designed to sell guns)

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2022, 04:45:40 PM


Water is water-shaped
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2022, 09:28:11 PM


Sometimes, I say to myself that I have to find Jesus. 

...he's a friend of mine with limited spatial awareness.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 11, 2022, 10:56:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2022, 09:30:04 AM


Getting some Terminus vibes from this one
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 12, 2022, 11:35:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 11, 2022, 10:56:16 PM

This question confuses me. Are there any...examples?

Quote from: Hydra009 on July 12, 2022, 09:30:04 AM

Getting some Terminus vibes from this one

The pug looks delicious.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2022, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 12, 2022, 11:35:54 AMThis question confuses me. Are there any...examples?
It's a joke, not a serious assertion.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2022, 02:11:28 PM


Just wait till they hear that Rage Against The Machine aren't conservative.
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 12, 2022, 04:40:43 PM

BOSTON
LANCASTER
LONDON
YORK
BIRMINGHAM
OXFORD
CAMBRIDGE
NEWCASTLE
MANCHESTER
PLYMOUTH
CHESTER

These are just a few of the towns that England has named after US towns and cities.  Yeah, you'd think England would be more original.  Right???  This message is brought to you by your local maga person--so it has to be true!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2022, 05:46:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 12, 2022, 02:10:13 PMIt's a joke, not a serious assertion.
New London comes to mind, but it's definitely tail wagging the dog.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2022, 07:22:55 PM


I imagine that this is not far from Fort Bragg.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2022, 08:20:11 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 12, 2022, 09:25:57 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 12, 2022, 07:22:55 PM

I imagine that this is not far from Fort Bragg.

Probably closer to Camp Pendleton or Lejeune.
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Post by: Sorginak on July 12, 2022, 10:41:51 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 12, 2022, 10:50:43 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on July 12, 2022, 09:25:57 PMProbably closer to Camp Pendleton or Lejeune.
I'd vote Ft. Polk
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 13, 2022, 12:35:03 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 12, 2022, 02:11:28 PM

Just wait till they hear that Rage Against The Machine aren't conservative.

Quote from: Twisted Sister[Chorus]
Oh, we're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
Oh, we're not gonna take it anymore

[Verse 1]
We've got the right to choose, and
There ain't no way we'll lose it
This is our life, this is our song
We'll fight the powers that be, just
Don't pick our destiny, 'cause
You don't know us, you don't belong
[Chorus]
...

[Refrain]
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
We're right! (Yeah!)
We're free! (Yeah!)
We'll fight! (Yeah!)
You'll see! (Yeah!)

[Chorus]

...

Jerrod Sessler is a fucking idiot.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 13, 2022, 04:01:06 AM
Yeah, I don't think they realize who "the man" was in the 80s and just pretend that these songs are written against Pelosi or Fauci or whoever they hate today.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 13, 2022, 05:16:51 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 13, 2022, 12:35:03 AMJerrod Sessler is a fucking idiot.

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Post by: Blackleaf on July 13, 2022, 02:43:49 PM
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Post by: Sorginak on July 14, 2022, 12:13:48 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2022, 12:38:34 PM
Crazy people are really upset by the first images from the James Webb telescope.  My fave so far:

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Post by: Shiranu on July 14, 2022, 03:17:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 14, 2022, 12:38:34 PMCrazy people are really upset by the first images from the James Webb telescope.  My fave so far:



I mean, how else do you explain those warped galaxies and stuff? It's just the simulation struggling to render that far; even the hyper advanced aliens who put us in it have limits.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 14, 2022, 04:58:46 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 14, 2022, 03:17:11 PMI mean, how else do you explain those warped galaxies and stuff?

Jesus.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2022, 06:45:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2022, 07:13:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2022, 05:25:39 AM


"We didn't expect it to be so hot in the summer"
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Post by: Cassia on July 15, 2022, 08:25:15 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 15, 2022, 05:25:39 AM"We didn't expect it to be so hot in the summer"
When you look at every indicator measuring societal health or infrastructure, the religious, conservative (aka Deep South) regions always come up last. It's Kinda like "hey man, we have the right to suffer if we want to".
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2022, 08:46:51 AM
Quote from: Cassia on July 15, 2022, 08:25:15 AMWhen you look at every indicator measuring societal health or infrastructure, the religious, conservative (aka Deep South) regions always come up last.
Which is why it's so weird to hear from them that their particular system works so well that the whole nation should adopt it.  It's like "Buddy, have you looked around lately?"
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2022, 01:23:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2022, 01:25:55 PM
Lol found one in the wild:





"I liked them before they were woke!"  Bro, they were woke before you knew what woke was.
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Post by: Shiranu on July 15, 2022, 03:11:47 PM
Just to be able to reshare this gem...

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Post by: Blackleaf on July 15, 2022, 04:31:23 PM
When a celebrity makes a political statement we agree with: "Yeah! This guy knows what he's talking about! He's so down to Earth!"

When a celebrity makes a political statement we disagree with: "What does he know? He's so out of touch with the real world, born with a silver spoon in his mouth."

Funny how this works, huh? Bill Cosby says something Conservatives like, and he's so smart! Will Smith says something they don't like, and he's an idiot. Come on, guys. Don't play favorites. They're both idiots. And one also happens to be a sexual offender, so you know... I remember when Conservatives came to Cosby's defense, claiming he was being targeted because he was a Conservative. I hope they've at least come around on that since then.

Liberals do the same thing, although I feel we're generally more aware of when a Liberal happens to be a piece of shit.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 15, 2022, 04:32:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 14, 2022, 12:38:34 PMCrazy people are really upset by the first images from the James Webb telescope.  My fave so far:



I feel like this post was not intended to be taken seriously. They're trolling. The post is practically dripping with sarcasm.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2022, 08:43:04 PM
Eh, possibly.  However, there are people who genuinely believe Simulation theory and seriously think that stuff is only "rendered" as far as you can see.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2022, 08:43:41 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 16, 2022, 01:29:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 15, 2022, 01:25:55 PMLol found one in the wild:





"I liked them before they were woke!"  Bro, they were woke before you knew what woke was.

Whenever I see someone complain about something being "woke," I tell them to go back to sleep.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 06:54:51 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 07:57:27 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 07:59:54 AM
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Post by: Cassia on July 16, 2022, 08:52:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 07:57:27 AM
The anticipation is often better than the event.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 16, 2022, 09:31:14 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 09:54:39 AM
Quote from: Cassia on July 16, 2022, 08:52:16 AMThe anticipation is often better than the event.
The person isn't anticipating that exact time but drawing connections between three different time periods without any obvious logical connection like someone who thinks the number 6 is purple.  Very subjective.

The fall months are very 6pm-10pm ish to me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 10:56:12 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 11:10:35 AM


To be fair, they have a hard time counting past 45.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 16, 2022, 12:03:54 PM
^ Well, there were people online also bitching about the chump not being elected as President #46, so this doesn't surprise me at all.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2022, 12:10:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 07:57:27 AM

She is right...Lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 01:12:47 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 16, 2022, 12:10:40 PMShe is right...Lol
4th day of the week, 8th month of the year before the Caesarians messed that up, 8th hour after noon.  There's a sort of logic behind it.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 16, 2022, 01:13:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 10:56:12 AM


I prefer this steak but then....
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 03:02:31 PM


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Post by: Shiranu on July 16, 2022, 04:54:37 PM
People hate Starlord? Tf?

Do people hate the character, or just Chris Pratt?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 05:18:07 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 16, 2022, 04:54:37 PMPeople hate Starlord? Tf?

Do people hate the character, or just Chris Pratt?
Pratt got some flak for attenting an anti-gay church or something, but in this case, it's the character.

Peter makes a lot of rash decisions, to put it mildly, and his character doesn't always know what the audience knows or the end result of his actions.  Therefore, if he acts rashly and there's a positive result, he's a good person.  And if he acts rashly and there's a negative result, he's a bad person.  Flawless logic.
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Post by: Shiranu on July 16, 2022, 05:29:30 PM
Weird.

To each their own, Starlord is top 3 MCU characters for me - relatable backstory & character motivations and I spent time in a van once with a guy who believed he had been abducted by aliens so basically we are the same person.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 16, 2022, 06:28:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 05:18:07 PMPratt got some flak for attenting an anti-gay church or something, but in this case, it's the character.

Peter makes a lot of rash decisions, to put it mildly, and his character doesn't always know what the audience knows or the end result of his actions.  Therefore, if he acts rashly and there's a positive result, he's a good person.  And if he acts rashly and there's a negative result, he's a bad person.  Flawless logic.

It's because he donated money to a church which was modeled after Hillsong church, which is a bit of a confusing thread to follow, honestly. He donates money to a church, which is similar to Hillsong, which is anti-LGBTQ+, therefore Pratt is a homophobe? O...kay. The only thing I really learned from this is that Pratt is a Christian.

Pratt claims he's "not religious," but reading through his comment, it seems to me that he's one of those "it's not a religion; it's a relationship" types of Christians. Equally annoying to the sudden wave of hate Pratt received for his very loose connection to Hillsong is the wave of Christians who have come to his defense, playing their martyr cards as they love to do.

God, I freaking hate people...
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 07:55:22 PM


There are also more fistfights in Hollywood than New York.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 17, 2022, 02:22:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 01:12:47 PM4th day of the week, 8th month of the year before the Caesarians messed that up, 8th hour after noon.  There's a sort of logic behind it.

I think, she just means the order of them in their own time scale give the same kind of feeling. Like Thursday in week days is like October in months, and they're like the 20th hour in the day. So, no logic.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 17, 2022, 10:42:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2022, 07:55:22 PM

There are also more fistfights in Hollywood than New York.

Are they seriously comparing American civilian deaths by shootings to a freaking war?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 17, 2022, 10:50:33 AM
I don't think so. The expressions "...US pulling out of Europe...defense..." suggest military personnel.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2022, 11:00:42 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 17, 2022, 10:42:54 AMAre they seriously comparing American civilian deaths by shootings to a freaking war?
Yes.  An apples to grenades comparison.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 17, 2022, 11:16:25 AM
Oh, ye gawds... I think there are more than one that kind of comparisons there too. The country called 'Europe',lol. I first just noticed that one.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2022, 08:51:25 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 18, 2022, 12:22:43 PM
OK, I have no idea^ what does that mean other than June? E: Considering we are also in JULY...Pffft LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2022, 04:03:47 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 18, 2022, 06:30:31 PM
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You ever watch their skits? Shane's comedic timing is pretty damn good (and sharp).
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2022, 07:16:01 PM


Hello, library?  I'm looking for a book about native americans that portrays them as the bad guys.  Hello?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 18, 2022, 08:37:42 PM
Just watch some old US Western TV and movies. That was before Hollywood got "woke".
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2022, 10:40:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2022, 04:02:16 PM


Man, I thought France would be way higher.

In general, the countries with the worst culture had the highest assessment of it.  You'd probably get a similar outcome in North America.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2022, 07:45:52 PM
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on July 19, 2022, 09:53:38 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 20, 2022, 02:33:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 19, 2022, 04:02:16 PMMan, I thought France would be way higher.

In general, the countries with the worst culture had the highest assessment of it.  You'd probably get a similar outcome in North America.

Problem with that statement is that who are these other cultures they're supposed to be superior to? (Not even getting into what's superior culture.) They're superior to other European cultures, or other world cultures in general?

Europeans, esp. the young generation has a tendency to think the superior one, the Western culture is a collective culture. 

Greece and the Balkans are not a bit of surprise. It's a given, lol. But not just because they're the least developed ones. We've just talked before a couple of weeks ago in food context. Greek, Bulgarian, Albanian (I've added Turks and Armenians to that list in the previous context)...etc. these cultures are so old, they have gotten attributed to certain things good or bad, but well known, some of them what we define civilisation with so often, they see themselves that way. This is mostly political bullshit of course, because if it had any reality, Mesopotamian cultures, Indian and Chinese cultures would be on the track everywhere around the world. So it is not entirely the Greek's fault, lol. Italians see themselves as descendents of Roman Empire and so Americans in a different context. Spain was surprising for me. France is not so much, although yes it's lower than I'd expect, but they have been living with millions of people from very different cultures. Britain looks lower than expected too. In the end, apparently most people in the world find Genghis Khan as the most memorable character in history.

We've all heard 'we owe democracy to Greeks' many times in movies, even doc. Many similar other things for the Roman Empire. Systems of slavery, only nobles had any right. Magna Carta has always been something on paper. Bourgeoisie actually existed before French revolution. They were called merchants in the middle ages and beyond. Considering they were literal, they understood many languages, knew different cultures, routes, knew about time and calculations, they were basically supermen in their times. And when they got powerful they threatened kings and went all the way up in time. Medicis were actually merchants for starters, they've become the Medici after founding a bank.

In this context, a reminder. Modern scholars, do not accept anything defined as policy before modern state because they're all done for Houses and sovereigns. So most of it is bullshit.

I got bored and forgot what I was thinking about. Besides my adhd brain, I swear I had an idea. LOL
   
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 20, 2022, 02:54:53 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 20, 2022, 02:59:09 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 20, 2022, 03:01:44 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 20, 2022, 03:07:33 AM
https://pin.it/3L9mQqS  LOL volume +
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 20, 2022, 06:15:00 AM
"In 50 years no more white children will be birthed." OK?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/w30ww1/this_is_my_new_neighbor_and_his_friend_these/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 20, 2022, 08:50:38 AM
"Mownalisa." "Ahh, Lawnardo DaVinci, the master!"

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Post by: the_antithesis on July 20, 2022, 09:52:51 AM
I hate mowing the lawn.

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2022, 10:50:31 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2022, 11:37:39 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 20, 2022, 01:16:18 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 20, 2022, 09:52:51 AMI hate mowing the lawn.


You don't like that smell? Interesting. I like it ver much as fresh. It's smells like fresh cold water melon or cool sea in the morning around here. Wait you're talking about something else, because I've never mown a lawn in my life. Why does it smell bad?
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 20, 2022, 02:19:52 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 20, 2022, 01:16:18 PMYou don't like that smell? Interesting. I like it ver much as fresh. It's smells like fresh cold water melon or cool sea in the morning around here. Wait you're talking about something else, because I've never mown a lawn in my life. Why does it smell bad?
New mown hay and fresh cut lawn--among the GREAT smells one can experience! 


Except now in CA, it's like--what's lawn??????
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2022, 09:53:12 PM


The pesto player in the league!
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 20, 2022, 11:37:58 PM


And then they go on The Ben Shapiro Show to complain about how the Left is cancelling them for using their free speech.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2022, 12:32:12 AM
They don't actually lose their job from being banned from twitter for hate speech or inciting violence, getting banned from twitter IS their job - and they cash out from a television job, a speaking tour, and/or a book about it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2022, 10:21:19 AM


Those crazy liberals go hysterical over the smallest things (excuse me while I go have a meltdown in Target about the bathrooms or flip my crap over rainbow-colored cookies).

Anyways, CFCs were in the news, now they're not in the news, so I assume that problem was taken care of without the least bit of effort (it's so obvious that there's no need to look that one up) and now I'm going to imply that a different, more extensive and much more dangerous climate problem will be similarly solved with no action.  Flawless logic.
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Post by: Shiranu on July 21, 2022, 12:08:23 PM
Walsh also seems to mistake what the media talks about as what scientists are talking about - scientists are still very, very concerned about the condition of our ozone layer and that it could be worse than they thought.

"If people who think like me don't talk about it, it's not real/isn't true/etc.!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2022, 01:45:17 PM
Yeah, a lot of news junkies think the 24/7 news cycle reflects reality.  In actuality, the 24/7 news cycle represents a thin slice of conflicts (and presented almost entirely without context).  Plenty of very serious problems get scant airtime and a lot of petty drama gets top billing.

Sometimes, unresolved problems get short bursts of attention or get buried entirely.

Also, sometimes positive but unexciting developments are ignored in favor of it-bleeds-it-leads infotainment.

So you can get both downplaying of grave threats and overly negative/pessimistic impressions of serious problems, both leading to unreasonable assessments and therefore inadequate response.  You'd almost suspect that was intentional.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2022, 02:02:10 PM
The benefits of electrical waste!



We burn hydrocarbons to generate electricity, making this a double yikes.
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 23, 2022, 11:30:04 AM
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Non repairable stupidity!!!
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Post by: Cassia on July 23, 2022, 11:50:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 22, 2022, 02:02:10 PMThe benefits of electrical waste!
We burn hydrocarbons to generate electricity, making this a double yikes.
And to think there was a time when the average person was fairly knowledgeable. It seems simply locating a country on a map or distinguishing between "their" and "there" has become special knowledge.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 23, 2022, 11:57:09 AM
Quote from: Cassia on July 23, 2022, 11:50:04 AM... distinguishing between "their" and "there" has become special knowledge.

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 23, 2022, 12:49:30 PM


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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 23, 2022, 01:05:13 PM
It reminded me David Lynch.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 24, 2022, 09:12:15 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 24, 2022, 09:36:25 AM


Water type gang
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 24, 2022, 10:10:05 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 24, 2022, 10:19:38 AM
LOL, she wants us to abandon our arms and legs?!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 24, 2022, 12:17:28 PM
Chttps://imgur.com/gallery/La36Gt8
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 24, 2022, 12:34:39 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 24, 2022, 02:52:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 24, 2022, 09:12:15 AM
Bad fit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 24, 2022, 03:27:53 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 24, 2022, 02:52:17 PMBad fit.
The dog fits part but not all of the missing portion.

It's a good start, but it can't all be done in one step.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 24, 2022, 03:29:15 PM


*gets fitted for new glasses*
"No homo"
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 24, 2022, 04:39:59 PM
Which of these men looks more fabulous, Barbara?

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Post by: the_antithesis on July 24, 2022, 11:08:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 24, 2022, 03:27:53 PMThe dog fits part but not all of the missing portion.

It's a good start, but it can't all be done in one step.

So that guy is poly?
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 24, 2022, 11:10:24 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on July 24, 2022, 04:39:59 PMWhich of these men looks more fabulous, Barbara?



Well, Supes looks like a stage gay. That is a gay guy you watch on stage or TV or whatever, but Clark is the kind of guy you bring home to mother so she can accidentally say something homophobic. She was trying to be polite.
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Post by: Sorginak on July 24, 2022, 11:57:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 24, 2022, 03:29:15 PM

*gets fitted for new glasses*
"No homo"

Except that most gay men are so concerned about their looks they prefer contacts. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2022, 12:42:28 AM


Doesn't look like anything to me...
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 25, 2022, 01:37:20 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 25, 2022, 12:42:28 AM

Doesn't look like anything to me...

I believe you can get around that limit by going incognito.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 25, 2022, 01:37:37 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 25, 2022, 10:43:24 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 25, 2022, 04:53:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 24, 2022, 03:27:53 PMThe dog fits part but not all of the missing portion.

It's a good start, but it can't all be done in one step.
I got a scholarship out of high school based on my drafting. GM wanted me to get into their tool and die programs. I was already enlisted in the USN so that horridly boring "opportunity" was sadly declined. Still have the eye.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2022, 06:09:32 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on July 25, 2022, 01:37:20 AMI believe you can get around that limit by going incognito.
The "lend us a hand" part was what I found amusing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2022, 07:36:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2022, 11:32:37 PM


Before someone asks:  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine-dark_sea_(Homer)
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 26, 2022, 02:20:17 AM
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Post by: Cassia on July 26, 2022, 07:54:06 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 26, 2022, 12:39:50 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 24, 2022, 03:27:53 PMThe dog fits part but not all of the missing portion.

It's a good start, but it can't all be done in one step.

She needs two dogs, a Bactrian camel, a couple of snakes, Pac Man, and some Tetris pieces. Hard to get there from here, but not impossible.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 26, 2022, 05:21:43 PM


Bones are a myth created by big dairy (a relatively recent industry in the full span of human history) Wake up, sheeple!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 26, 2022, 05:32:36 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on July 26, 2022, 05:36:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 26, 2022, 05:21:43 PM

Bones are a myth created by big dairy (a relatively recent industry in the full span of human history) Wake up, sheeple!

I wonder if they would believe in bones if they had a compound fracture of the femur and got to see the jagged end of a bone sticking out their thigh.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 26, 2022, 07:02:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 26, 2022, 07:51:43 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on July 26, 2022, 07:02:56 PM
Still would.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 26, 2022, 11:55:43 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on July 26, 2022, 05:36:01 PMI wonder if they would believe in bones if they had a compound fracture of the femur and got to see the jagged end of a bone sticking out their thigh.

I don't know.

Let's find out.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 26, 2022, 11:58:09 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 27, 2022, 12:30:32 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 27, 2022, 12:34:46 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 27, 2022, 07:42:39 AM
When I was on Reeves (CG-24) we had a valve that was going to shop. IF my striker could get the studs undone so we could move it that is. I chained two 1.25 inch combination wrenches and used the leverage to twist the stud until it broke.
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Post by: Cassia on July 27, 2022, 09:23:32 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 27, 2022, 07:42:39 AMWhen I was on Reeves (CG-24) we had a valve that was going to shop. IF my striker could get the studs undone so we could move it that is. I chained two 1.25 inch combination wrenches and used the leverage to twist the stud until it broke.
Looks like maybe it was a fun ship
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 27, 2022, 09:53:48 AM


I buff people in games because they debuff me irl.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 27, 2022, 09:58:12 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 27, 2022, 11:10:47 AM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 27, 2022, 11:28:23 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 27, 2022, 12:19:47 PM
Quote from: Cassia on July 27, 2022, 09:23:32 AMLooks like maybe it was a fun ship



There's a wikipedia page. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Reeves_(DLG-24))
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Post by: Cassia on July 27, 2022, 12:42:09 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 27, 2022, 12:19:47 PMThere's a wikipedia page. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Reeves_(DLG-24))
True missile ship. No big gun out front, I bet Ukraine could use one.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 27, 2022, 01:21:58 PM
We conducted a "freedom of navigation" exercise when NorK said nobody could sail east of Korea above the thirty-eighth parralel. We had no guns. The Tupolevs respected us. The NorK gun boats, not so much.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 27, 2022, 01:23:07 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 27, 2022, 12:19:47 PM

There's a wikipedia page. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Reeves_(DLG-24))

We were stationed at Yokosuka, Japan. The ship reminded me of a katana.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 27, 2022, 04:01:44 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 27, 2022, 04:22:09 PM
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Post by: Cassia on July 27, 2022, 04:36:44 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 27, 2022, 04:22:09 PM
That is so great that they used that particular individual !
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 27, 2022, 10:19:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2022, 12:08:39 AM


Fun fact: I accidentally watched Divergent with the scenes shown in a random order. 

I thought it was a brilliant indie film (though a bit confusing) until I figured out the mistake.  I was very much displeased with the normal chronological order.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2022, 03:10:56 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 27, 2022, 11:10:47 AM

That doesn't look/feel better with a turqoise sea. Really. Trust me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2022, 08:29:14 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 28, 2022, 10:18:28 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 28, 2022, 03:10:56 AMThat doesn't look/feel better with a turqoise sea. Really. Trust me.

Turquoise seas have sharks in them.

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2022, 11:06:59 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2022, 12:04:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2022, 02:39:09 PM


I mean...good for you?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2022, 09:02:57 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 28, 2022, 10:26:08 PM
How did they "reconstruct" a fictional character?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 29, 2022, 02:49:19 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 28, 2022, 10:18:28 AMTurquoise seas have sharks in them.


Naah, only the oceans. We don't have that.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 29, 2022, 08:25:36 AM


Apparently, Death kills people. LOL They could have given this piece to someone who actually knows about the comics, at least the characters.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2022, 09:12:07 AM
I thought Death from the Endless comics just carries people off to the hereafter, and doesn't actually kill anyone.

You know, more psychopomp and less stabby stabby.

Am I wrong?

Plus, Death is super cool.  Not vengeful and scary, but kind and cheerful for the most part.  Please tell me they at least got that right.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 29, 2022, 09:33:40 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 29, 2022, 09:12:07 AMI thought Death from the Endless comics just carries people off to the hereafter, and doesn't actually kill anyone.

You know, more psychopomp and less stabby stabby.

Am I wrong?

Plus, Death is super cool.  Not vengeful and scary, but kind and cheerful for the most part.  Please tell me they at least got that right.

You're right. This is some sort of news piece from a magazine or a paper. They described the scene that way, I don't think the series are made that way. Sorry, I forgot to write that detail.

She is super cool.


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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 29, 2022, 10:23:28 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 29, 2022, 10:39:08 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on July 29, 2022, 10:23:28 AM

That's ruff.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2022, 01:40:17 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 29, 2022, 09:33:40 AMYou're right. This is some sort of news piece from a magazine or a paper. They described the scene that way, I don't think the series are made that way. Sorry, I forgot to write that detail.

She is super cool.
She had an amazing one-off animated episode called DC Showcase: Death.  Only 20ish minutes long, but very emotionally powerful.  It's very easily found on youtube and elsewhere.  Wink wink.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2022, 01:42:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2022, 01:50:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2022, 01:51:52 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 29, 2022, 05:14:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 29, 2022, 01:51:52 PM
Love the slight.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2022, 08:53:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2022, 08:55:29 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 29, 2022, 11:54:44 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 30, 2022, 12:08:19 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fuckthealtright/comments/wb5hjn/if_were_gonna_ban_books_lets_start_with_the_worst/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 30, 2022, 01:24:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 29, 2022, 01:40:17 PMShe had an amazing one-off animated episode called DC Showcase: Death.  Only 20ish minutes long, but very emotionally powerful.  It's very easily found on youtube and elsewhere.  Wink wink.

Found it. Thanks. Yeah, it's good. Sometimes she gets real philosophical, sometimes she just plays ball with kids on a road. :/ Either way, she eases it pretty good.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 01:27:49 AM
Hey, sometimes you just gotta live a little.  Once a century or so...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 30, 2022, 04:46:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 01:27:49 AMHey, sometimes you just gotta live a little.  Once a century or so...

I meant, when kid will die playing ball on the road. Hence the face.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 09:58:31 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 10:41:46 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 06:11:29 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 07:15:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 07:22:11 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 08:00:19 PM
*people freaking out about AI*

AI:

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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 30, 2022, 08:15:54 PM
AI is far away from "Colossus" by, I would venture to say, light years. Then again, AI could be as close as my neighbors across the street, who think that the chump means them well. Sorry, no picture for that...and it ain't funny.
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 30, 2022, 09:44:18 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 06:11:29 PM


Actually, I first saw this in Hawaii.  But usually also had spam on it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 11:00:11 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on July 30, 2022, 09:44:18 PMActually, I first saw this in Hawaii.  But usually also had spam on it.
Spam?  Might as well toss it into the ocean!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 11:03:59 PM


Fun fact: whenever I drink an energy drink, I'm wired for like 18 hours straight.  I make it through the workday, but I'm also unable to sleep, so it's a net negative.
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Post by: Mike Cl on July 30, 2022, 11:05:50 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 11:00:11 PMSpam?  Might as well toss it into the ocean!
That's what I did--but a harbor dolphin threw it back!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 11:31:56 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 31, 2022, 04:15:17 AM


https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/wbynwx/the_usa_as_a_bottom/
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 31, 2022, 07:22:48 AM
Well screw you too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 31, 2022, 05:42:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 31, 2022, 06:53:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 31, 2022, 07:27:39 PM


Okay, that makes sense.  *zooms in on adult spouse*  Whaaaaat!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 31, 2022, 09:34:29 PM
Wife eighteen, husband 21. My wives have averaged 11 years younger than me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 31, 2022, 09:45:40 PM
18 isn't a minor though.

And marrying someone 10 years younger than you is a lot more acceptable at 40 than 20. 😐
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 31, 2022, 11:58:35 PM


????
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 01, 2022, 12:13:32 AM
That reminds of the old Odyssey2 game Pick Axe Pete. Such a simpler time.



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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 01, 2022, 12:46:12 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 31, 2022, 07:22:48 AMWell screw you too.

LOL I bet it's made by an American.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 01, 2022, 09:04:55 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2022, 10:05:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2022, 10:31:06 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2022, 01:56:14 PM


I'll take the billion and donate 200 million to whatever primary school this guy went to and a condolences letter for this guy's math teacher.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2022, 02:07:10 PM
People who say there's no such thing as a stupid question:

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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 01, 2022, 02:43:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 01, 2022, 02:07:10 PMPeople who say there's no such thing as a stupid question:



100%, as soon as the bear decides to go in the house. Windows aren't much for stopping them, either.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2022, 02:57:53 PM
With their climbing ability and strength, bears can pretty much get into whatever isn't shut and bolted.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 01, 2022, 05:04:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 31, 2022, 09:45:40 PM18 isn't a minor though.

And marrying someone 10 years younger than you is a lot more acceptable at 40 than 20. 😐

Depends on the context. Before 18, you're considered a minor in general, but when it comes to alcohol, you're a "minor" until you're 21. If this picture was taken in Texas, then if you are under 21, but your spouse is 21 or older, your spouse may give you an alcoholic beverage. A parent or legal guardian can do the same for a minor.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2022, 07:02:48 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2022, 07:01:32 AM
There were still 3.5 billion people on Earth.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2022, 07:43:52 AM
Yes, and missing half their families and friends for 5 years.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2022, 08:28:33 AM
DAY ONE, YEAR ONE: All missing their loved ones.
DAY ONE, YEAR SIX: "Um, what was Grandma's given name?"
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 02, 2022, 08:48:38 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2022, 07:14:08 PM


Bring some snacks, it might take a while!
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 02, 2022, 10:35:31 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2022, 10:16:07 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2022, 10:34:49 AM


If you want to be really technical, most free oxygen is produced by algae/cyanobacteria, but the rest is produced by plants and plants are the foundation of pretty much all terrestrial ecosystems, so it's a good idea to keep them around.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2022, 11:12:09 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 03, 2022, 11:41:24 AM
He's also cloned himself countless of times, destroyed the earth in many different universes... Most importantly, he is probably the most beloved alcoholic of all times. I mean, the last one kinda the real 'danger', no? LOL
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 03, 2022, 11:56:32 AM
"In defiance of Allah?!?" You egotistical prick. He turned himself into a pickle to avoid going to family therapy because he knows damn well he has a boatload of issues to unpack and he just doesn't want to deal with any of it, no matter how it hurts his family and his relationship with them. It's not all about you and your magic sky pixies, bubba red.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2022, 11:57:05 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 03, 2022, 11:41:24 AMMost importantly, he is probably the most beloved alcoholic of all time

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2022, 12:25:07 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2022, 06:04:49 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 03, 2022, 06:29:56 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 03, 2022, 12:25:07 PM


Ah, the ChiComs want to end their reign in a nuclear holocaust. Didn't see that coming.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2022, 09:22:44 PM


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recursive_islands_and_lakes
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2022, 09:26:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2022, 11:11:55 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 04, 2022, 03:35:17 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 04, 2022, 03:49:04 AM


Well, I killed her for the first two times too, but I didn't know, lol. And I don't like her.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2022, 09:55:53 AM


Also can't drink water while laying down.  Nature has cursed us.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 04, 2022, 10:57:17 AM
I Ate'nt Dead

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2022, 11:04:06 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 04, 2022, 06:41:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 30, 2022, 09:58:31 AM
Hey, look, it's The Unknown Comic!
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 04, 2022, 07:04:38 PM
Quote from: Cassia on July 26, 2022, 07:54:06 AM
Millennials aren't killing anything, they're just putting everything  out of it's misery.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 04, 2022, 07:10:04 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 26, 2022, 07:51:43 PMStill would.
I'm skinny enough I think I could manage...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2022, 08:24:07 PM


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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 04, 2022, 08:44:02 PM
Odds are, he's still an idiot...and an incel.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2022, 09:01:50 PM


It's a manga...
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 04, 2022, 09:16:04 PM
I have no idea about what this means.

In the early 2000s, I bought a book that had about 30 pages repeated, with the intervening pages missing. The store clerk told me that that would be a rare book. I told him, yes, a book anyone would rarely want, and found one with all the correct pages.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 04, 2022, 09:37:05 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 04, 2022, 09:16:04 PMI have no idea about what this means.

The Japanese read from right to left, so manga (basically Japanese comics) are read backwards from what is normal for us.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 04, 2022, 09:49:44 PM
Right.  So there was no printing error and the replacement will be identical.  :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2022, 01:04:21 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 05, 2022, 01:59:56 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 05, 2022, 01:04:21 AM

This is something symbolic, and probably waay dumber than it looks.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 05, 2022, 08:33:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 05, 2022, 01:04:21 AM
I see it as being much worse than dumb--it is abject stupidity.  And the real problem is the fact this country is already has this mentality on a good day.  According to trump, 1+2 equals either 4 (or 2) or 13.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2022, 09:47:38 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 05, 2022, 10:25:28 PM
I must have lived a sheltered life. I don't get that picture, at all.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2022, 12:53:52 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 05, 2022, 10:25:28 PMI must have lived a sheltered life. I don't get that picture, at all.
The group is a stereotypical fantasy team.

A rogue is a master thief and assassin and naturally, decides that it'd be a good idea to put these great skills to use by murdering with abandon everyone in the vicinity - the lords, the ladies, the beggars, the orphan boy, and even his closest companion and only true friend - the orphan boy's puppy - all fall from a variety of increasingly creative and difficult strikes from a pair of poisoned, demonic daggers wielded only by the rogue.  No one has proof, but everyone knows who did it.

A bard is charsmatic and very charming, and uses this to excess, attempting to seduce everyone who makes eye contact.

A druid is at one with nature and wielder of the raw magic of the natural world.  But apparently, they took the "one with nature" part a little too literally and now they've violated several sexual laws, a couple animal cruelty laws, have a new law named after them, and possibly have a new type of Inevitable on its way (Inevitables are essentially superpowered cops who come after you if you break the universal laws of reality).  Suffice it to say that certain liberties were taken that definitely should not have been.

The joke, summarized: my team is dysfunctional and misuses its immense power for selfish and/or sociopathic purposes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2022, 07:49:40 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 06, 2022, 01:59:10 PM
"Atsa spicy meatball!"
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 06, 2022, 02:09:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 06, 2022, 12:53:52 AMThe group is a stereotypical fantasy team.

A rogue is a master thief and assassin and naturally, decides that it'd be a good idea to put these great skills to use by murdering with abandon everyone in the vicinity - the lords, the ladies, the beggars, the orphan boy, and even his closest companion and only true friend - the orphan boy's puppy - all fall from a variety of increasingly creative and difficult strikes from a pair of poisoned, demonic daggers wielded only by the rogue.  No one has proof, but everyone knows who did it.

A bard is charsmatic and very charming, and uses this to excess, attempting to seduce everyone who makes eye contact.

A druid is at one with nature and wielder of the raw magic of the natural world.  But apparently, they took the "one with nature" part a little too literally and now they've violated several sexual laws, a couple animal cruelty laws, have a new law named after them, and possibly have a new type of Inevitable on its way (Inevitables are essentially superpowered cops who come after you if you break the universal laws of reality).  Suffice it to say that certain liberties were taken that definitely should not have been.

The joke, summarized: my team is dysfunctional and misuses its immense power for selfish and/or sociopathic purposes.

OK, what is a "DM"?
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 06, 2022, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 06, 2022, 02:09:20 PMOK, what is a "DM"?

Direct message. It's what the kids call instant messages.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 06, 2022, 03:03:42 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 06, 2022, 02:23:01 PMDirect message. It's what the kids call instant messages.

I know that usage. I'm asking about the letters on the guy's forehead.

OK, I went and asked one of my sons. "Dungeon Master" I've never played that game.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2022, 03:45:51 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 06, 2022, 02:09:20 PMOK, what is a "DM"?
Dungeon Master.  They're the person who runs the game and the world the players are experiencing.

The DM is stereotypically detail-oriented and knowledgeable while the players are stereotypically impulsive, inattentive, self-centered, and more interested in causing havoc in a bar than pursuing a quest.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 06, 2022, 04:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 06, 2022, 02:09:20 PMOK, what is a "DM"?
Dungeon Master--he runs the game for the players of D&D games.  If you are not familiar with what D&D games are, then google it and you will come up with hundreds of pages to go through.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2022, 05:47:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2022, 09:34:30 PM


Amd where exactly do those zords come from?  Who builds/refuels/maintains them?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 07, 2022, 09:08:31 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 07, 2022, 10:18:27 AM
It's chained to Ellis Island, not going anywhere.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 07, 2022, 02:55:06 PM
But the island will float away!!  /s
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 07, 2022, 03:28:01 PM


Annihilation movie: That bear sounds like my friend...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 07, 2022, 06:17:47 PM


It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
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Post by: Cassia on August 07, 2022, 06:29:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 07, 2022, 06:17:47 PMIt's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween

"October Country . . . that country where it is always turning late in the year. That country where the hills are fog and the rivers are mist; where noons go quickly, dusks and twilights linger, and mid-nights stay. That country composed in the main of cellars, sub-cellars, coal-bins, closets, attics, and pantries faced away from the sun. That country whose people are autumn people, thinking only autumn thoughts. Whose people passing at night on the empty walks sound like rain. . . ."
- Ray Bradbury, The October Country
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 08, 2022, 02:49:50 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2022, 08:13:44 AM


The duality of man
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 08, 2022, 08:26:40 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 08, 2022, 08:13:44 AM

The duality of man

What's going on here?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2022, 09:48:01 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 08, 2022, 08:26:40 AMWhat's going on here?
Yearning for the simple life, then being angry that a grocery store doesn't have a very specific product.

In short, cognitive dissonance.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 08, 2022, 10:02:15 AM
I thought he just wanted to live on a cool ranch.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2022, 01:31:36 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 08, 2022, 11:39:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2022, 01:36:43 PM
Comments on a nature documentary about African wildlife.  So naive it's kind of funny.





I mean, we could intervene in the often-brutal circle of life, but would the end results be desirable?  Let's say we snatch a gazelle out of a crocodile's maw.  At the end of the day, the crocodile still has to eat.

P.S. - that comment thread is like a novel now.  Whenever someone disagrees with red, red tells them to stfu and reiterates their argument.  I just got to the point where red says filming nature is exploitation because we're getting entertainment out of animals (I'd argue that it's mostly educational) and giving them nothing in return.  I'm sitting here scratching my head thinking about a hyena's W2 and I swear, I'm bleeding braincells with every comment chain.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2022, 08:57:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 10, 2022, 11:41:19 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 11, 2022, 01:39:49 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 11, 2022, 01:46:26 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 11, 2022, 04:19:38 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 08, 2022, 10:02:15 AMI thought he just wanted to live on a cool ranch.

Turns out it is a Doritos flavor, lol.
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Post by: Cassia on August 11, 2022, 08:40:09 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on August 11, 2022, 01:39:49 AM
If we take the the eloquent William Frank Buckley Jr and his upper class mid-Atlantic Southern drawl and polite mannerisms, you may not immediately realize his hateful ideals. Gay men should have the word "AIDS" tatoo-ed on their asses. Really? This is an intellectual? Gore Vidal was absolutely correct about him.

Conservatism is rancid to the core. It is hard to see much of a connection between Honest Abe and conservatives. I used to believe financial conservatism on its own was OK. But I was fooled....It is just another scheme increase the wealth gap.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 11, 2022, 11:23:48 AM
Speaking of being fooled, I found out this morning on Wikipedia that Udo of Aachen was fictional.


My bad!
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Post by: Luther Martini on August 11, 2022, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: Cassia on August 11, 2022, 08:40:09 AMIf we take the the eloquent William Frank Buckley Jr and his upper class mid-Atlantic Southern drawl and polite mannerisms, you may not immediately realize his hateful ideals. Gay men should have the word "AIDS" tatoo-ed on their asses. Really? This is an intellectual? Gore Vidal was absolutely correct about him.

Conservatism is rancid to the core. It is hard to see much of a connection between Honest Abe and conservatives. I used to believe financial conservatism on its own was OK. But I was fooled....It is just another scheme increase the wealth gap.

I loved watching the debate between Vidal and Buckley regarding the use of violence at the 1968 Democratic Convention when Vidal called Buckley a "pro-war crypto nazi".  Buckley lost his shit over that, calling Vidal a "queer", and threatening him with physical violence.  So much for intelligent debate.

I see conservatism as being a convenient way for a basically hateful, immoral person to cover their core fuckedupness under a veneer of perceived respectability.

 
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 11, 2022, 08:51:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 01:29:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 01:36:01 PM


Without the freedom to make Sophon mistakes, we cannot make Sophon achievements.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 01:44:17 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 12, 2022, 01:53:36 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 12, 2022, 02:11:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 02:46:20 PM
Logic dictates that I answer two.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 12, 2022, 04:21:25 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 12, 2022, 01:53:36 PM

I "liked" this, but I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT. Fucking chump. I fantasize 30 seconds in a locked room. Just him, me and a garotte.
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Post by: Cassia on August 12, 2022, 04:37:03 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 02:46:20 PMLogic dictates that I answer two.
Drill a hole in a long, skinny cylinder and you have a straw.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 05:03:33 PM
Ain't no party like a

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 05:05:27 PM
Quote from: Cassia on August 12, 2022, 04:37:03 PMDrill a hole in a long, skinny cylinder and you have a straw.
Logic dictates that onces the initial hole pentrates the full length of the cylinder, it creates another hole at its terminus.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 12, 2022, 05:22:53 PM
How many holes does a doughnut have? Now stretch it out until it is long and thin.

This concludes our topology lesson for the day. :D
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 12, 2022, 05:32:10 PM
It's one hole, all the way through.
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Post by: Cassia on August 12, 2022, 06:03:28 PM
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Post by: aitm on August 12, 2022, 07:42:13 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 05:05:27 PMLogic dictates that onces the initial hole pentrates the full length of the cylinder, it creates another hole at its terminus.
A straw is not a hole....it does not have a hole as a straw is a tube or a funnel or a hose or a whatever....we do not say a cave has a hole, it has an entrance or an exit..depending on which side your standing. Now a pin prick into the side of a straw may be called a hole I suppose.
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Post by: Cassia on August 12, 2022, 08:04:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 05:05:27 PMLogic dictates that onces the initial hole pentrates the full length of the cylinder, it creates another hole at its terminus.
Since this is not a logical problem but one of definition; do we say drill a hole through plywood or do we say drill two holes?  One through the front and one through the back? The dimensions of the material external to the hole are immaterial as it were. If you used a "hole cutter" you would get one plug. .
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Post by: Luther Martini on August 12, 2022, 10:11:16 PM
Quote from: Cassia on August 12, 2022, 08:04:33 PM Since this is not a logical problem but one of definition; do we say drill a hole through plywood or do we say drill two holes?  One through the front and one through the back? The dimensions of the material external to the hole are immaterial as it were. If you used a "hole cutter" you would get one plug. .

I agree that this is a problem of definition, and given the initial question of "how many holes are there in a straw?" one would first need to define the word "straw".  It would seem that most assume that the question refers to a tubular straw, like one that is used for drinking, but what if the straw is merely a piece of fiber.  Or, perhaps the straw is something much more relevant to the validity of the logic used in trying to answer the question, as in "clutching at straws".  Given that we really do not know exactly what the word straw in the question refers to, I would have to answer the question as "Don't know".

Also, Dark Lightning's explanation of the topology of a doughnut made me think of how good a doughnut would taste right now. Additionally, contemplating the hole and taste of the doughnut reminded me of a quote from one of my favorite writers, Haruki Murakami from his novel A Wild Sheep Chase: "Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit."
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: aitm on August 12, 2022, 07:42:13 PMA straw is not a hole....it does not have a hole as a straw is a tube or a funnel or a hose or a whatever....we do not say a cave has a hole, it has an entrance or an exit..depending on which side your standing. Now a pin prick into the side of a straw may be called a hole I suppose.
A hole is a circle (or thereabouts) of atmosphere surrounded by solid material.  So yes, a cave enterance and exit is a hole.  As is an open door or open window.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 12, 2022, 10:53:36 PM
Quote from: Luther Martini on August 12, 2022, 10:11:16 PMI agree that this is a problem of definition, and given the initial question of "how many holes are there in a straw?" one would first need to define the word "straw".  It would seem that most assume that the question refers to a tubular straw, like one that is used for drinking, but what if the straw is merely a piece of fiber.  Or, perhaps the straw is something much more relevant to the validity of the logic used in trying to answer the question, as in "clutching at straws".  Given that we really do not know exactly what the word straw in the question refers to, I would have to answer the question as "Don't know".

Also, Dark Lightning's explanation of the topology of a doughnut made me think of how good a doughnut would taste right now. Additionally, contemplating the hole and taste of the doughnut reminded me of a quote from one of my favorite writers, Haruki Murakami from his novel A Wild Sheep Chase: "Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit."

Doctor's on me about losing weight, but I think that an apple fritter (no hole) is in my future; like breakfast, tomorrow!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 10:59:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2022, 11:04:16 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 12, 2022, 11:15:43 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 12, 2022, 05:32:10 PMIt's one hole, all the way through.

Humans are also topologically equivalent to a torus.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 13, 2022, 07:44:20 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2022, 06:06:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2022, 06:56:51 PM


Fundies make Harry Potter books seem so damn cool.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2022, 08:51:46 PM


Sometimes it hurts to work out muscles that haven't been used in a while.  Maybe it's like that with thinking.  🤔
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 13, 2022, 09:58:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 13, 2022, 06:56:51 PM

Fundies make Harry Potter books seem so damn cool.

Okay. Let's test it. I'll find a bad guy with a gun, and I'll attempt to use the Expelliarmus spell to disarm them. I will return with results.

...Okay. This is me, with an update from the hospital. The fundies are full of shit.

Also, I really hate how Conservatives overuse the word "groom," to the point that it doesn't mean anything anymore. The word is quickly joining the list of words Conservatives have ruined.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2022, 11:03:23 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on August 13, 2022, 09:58:23 PMAlso, I really hate how Conservatives overuse the word "groom," to the point that it doesn't mean anything anymore.
Which is exactly the point.  That way, it can't be effectively used against conservatives.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 14, 2022, 06:55:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 13, 2022, 08:51:46 PM


Lol, it's exhausting though. But you arr correct about practise too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2022, 09:17:23 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 14, 2022, 10:58:57 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 14, 2022, 10:44:11 AM

I don't know what it means, but I never think that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2022, 12:58:05 PM
"I hate fajitas", said no Juan ever.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 14, 2022, 04:07:59 PM
The Rundown, Jumanji, Rampage, Jungle Cruise. Not necessarily in that order.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 14, 2022, 08:23:22 PM
Quote from: aitm on August 12, 2022, 07:42:13 PMA straw is not a hole....it does not have a hole as a straw is a tube or a funnel or a hose or a whatever....we do not say a cave has a hole, it has an entrance or an exit..depending on which side your standing. Now a pin prick into the side of a straw may be called a hole I suppose.
A straw has a hole in it all the way through. Otherwise it's not a straw.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2022, 09:17:30 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 14, 2022, 04:07:59 PMThe Rundown, Jumanji, Rampage, Jungle Cruise. Not necessarily in that order.
IIRC, the comments said The Rundown, Jumanji, Jumanji 2, and Rampage in that order.  I saw Jungle Cruise and you could tell me that they're all from that movie and I'd believe you.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2022, 10:44:38 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on August 15, 2022, 06:05:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 14, 2022, 02:49:11 PM

Lol, reading dune now, for the first time.

I havent' gone through the entire book yet, but his possibility for good or bad seels to diminish with the more prescient his vision becomes.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 15, 2022, 08:30:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 14, 2022, 09:17:23 AM

Not a tiny bit surprising.*tear, lol.
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The blue one tastes like lemon and the yellow one is chocolate.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2022, 07:21:16 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on August 16, 2022, 05:28:14 PM
Pros: 3000 years in the furure

Cons: ?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 16, 2022, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 16, 2022, 07:21:16 PMPros: 3000 years in the furure

Cons: ?

The universe is now vastly overpopulated, everyone is starving, and the rich only eat antique meat...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 16, 2022, 09:01:53 PM
Three thousand years isn't enough to conquer the Milky Way, the universe doesn't care.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 16, 2022, 10:31:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2022, 10:52:58 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 16, 2022, 09:01:53 PMThree thousand years isn't enough to conquer the Milky Way, the universe doesn't care.
Correct.  Hypersleep implies slower-than-light travel while also a very good ability to preserve living humans. Spacefaring, but crude spacefaring tech.  Definitely somewhere between a type 1 (power output of Earth) and type 2 (power output of the sun)  Definitely not advanced enough to control even a sizable chunk of the galaxy.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 16, 2022, 11:57:59 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 16, 2022, 07:20:01 PM

The blue one tastes like lemon and the yellow one is chocolate.

This used to exist. They were called Mix Ups made by Wonka. They were discontinued sometime in the 80's and now they use that name for their variety packs, like someone wearing the skin of your dead friend.

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2022, 08:17:27 AM


Hulk feel smashing
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 18, 2022, 09:24:57 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 18, 2022, 12:53:46 AM
First Lampoon I ever bought. Sexy Cover issue was the next IIRC.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 20, 2022, 07:26:34 PM
^^This is actually what is generally more Biblically accurate. Their catchphrase is "be not afraid" for a reason. Angels are often described in the Bible as these super bizarre creatures.

Like these monstrosities: https://twitter.com/i/status/1492261421530238980

Meanwhile, demons get no physical descriptions that I can recall, outside of symbolic representation of Satan as a dragon. Christians often claim (although with no Biblical justification) that Satan was once Lucifer, the most beautiful angel in Heaven. And if you think about it, if demons really did exist, them having a beautiful outer appearance would make sense, as it would help them lure humans into a false sense of security, as well as allow them to LARP as angels and deceive people.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 20, 2022, 09:31:26 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on August 20, 2022, 07:26:34 PMLike these monstrosities: https://twitter.com/i/status/1492261421530238980
The eyes have it! :-D
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 20, 2022, 10:14:36 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 20, 2022, 09:31:26 PMThe eyes have it! :-D

LOL. I needed work in the mid-'90s and got a position as a math and science teacher at a Waldorf school. Look up Rudolf Steiner sometime. Some of the curriculum made sense, but most of his theories were, simply put, BS. I tried reading his "Study of Man", and both times made it to page 38 before just stopping. He was selling a belief system, plain and simple, when he contradicts himself in those few pages.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 21, 2022, 01:05:30 AM
Angels are supposed to be pure light according to the belief around here. They don't have any shape, gender... That's not scary, and easy to get used to. It would also be handy sometimes at home, I guess. Lol But yours look more fun though.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 21, 2022, 08:12:24 AM
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Post by: Cassia on August 21, 2022, 08:47:18 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 21, 2022, 01:05:30 AMAngels are supposed to be pure light according to the belief around here. They don't have any shape, gender... That's not scary, and easy to get used to. It would also be handy sometimes at home, I guess. Lol But yours look more fun though.
The Bible assigns male names to angels but that doesn't really matter if you look at how angels are typically depicted in art. If you are gonna make stuff up to believe in, you may as well make as you like it. I recall a survey where a vast majority actually believe they have a guardian.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2022, 11:10:19 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 21, 2022, 11:39:15 AM
Quote from: Cassia on August 21, 2022, 08:47:18 AMThe Bible assigns male names to angels but that doesn't really matter if you look at how angels are typically depicted in art. If you are gonna make stuff up to believe in, you may as well make as you like it. I recall a survey where a vast majority actually believe they have a guardian.


Yep. Nailed it, lol.

[I should write something more substantial here as someone who had to study Christian iconography as a part of a veeery boring and long curriculum, but not necessary.]
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 21, 2022, 02:05:18 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 21, 2022, 05:15:29 PM


Jessica's vote gets counted slightly more because her room is bigger than her two sisters, who share a smaller room.  Cause it wouldn't be fair for a smaller room to have an advantage over a larger room.

Also, rooms vote, not people.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 22, 2022, 09:32:33 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 22, 2022, 02:12:30 PM


🎶 It's time to panic, panic
panic in the city, city, city under fire, fire, fire
This is how to act...
When robots attack robot robot robot 🎶
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 22, 2022, 02:14:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 22, 2022, 07:56:43 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 22, 2022, 09:12:33 PM
The humor in this place is strange.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 22, 2022, 09:36:41 PM
Very.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 22, 2022, 09:48:56 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 22, 2022, 09:12:33 PMThe humor in this place is strange.

HAM!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 22, 2022, 10:01:52 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 22, 2022, 09:12:33 PMThe humor in this place is strange.
I, myself, am strange and unusual.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 22, 2022, 10:17:17 PM
Quote from: Cassia on August 21, 2022, 08:47:18 AMThe Bible assigns male names to angels but that doesn't really matter if you look at how angels are typically depicted in art. If you are gonna make stuff up to believe in, you may as well make as you like it. I recall a survey where a vast majority actually believe they have a guardian.


Funny. There's no way the traditionally patriarchal societies that birthed the Hebrew and Christian religions would have described angels as feminine. They wouldn't assign what is essentially demi-god status to females. Nowadays, angels are more often assumed to be female, if not otherwise stated. How times have changed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2022, 12:41:39 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on August 23, 2022, 01:09:57 AM
The rent across all of New York City in June hit an average of $3,500 per month.


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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2022, 08:13:57 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 23, 2022, 08:48:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 22, 2022, 10:01:52 PMI, myself, am strange and unusual.
I can echo that!!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 23, 2022, 10:03:00 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 23, 2022, 12:41:39 AM

What?! what kind of celery you guys have there?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 23, 2022, 11:01:52 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 23, 2022, 10:03:00 AMWhat?! what kind of celery you guys have there?

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Post by: the_antithesis on August 23, 2022, 11:39:18 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 23, 2022, 08:48:22 AMI can echo that!!
I can echo that!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2022, 02:11:17 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 23, 2022, 10:03:00 AMWhat?! what kind of celery you guys have there?
Sometimes, when slicing or chewing, the celery stalk forms this unpleasant peel-like texture like the inside of the peel of a banana.  It's hard to account for how this happens, but I can attest to it happening.

Same for the top layer of spring onions.  That layer is very slimy on the inside compared to all the other layers.

These things: 
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 23, 2022, 03:08:02 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 23, 2022, 11:39:18 AMI can echo that!!

It's deja vu all over again!

;-D
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 23, 2022, 03:09:48 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 23, 2022, 11:15:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 23, 2022, 04:25:00 PM

Yummay! Venison!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 24, 2022, 02:12:33 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 23, 2022, 04:25:00 PM

oh, look at them. They look so comfortable.:D
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 24, 2022, 02:16:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 23, 2022, 02:11:17 PMSometimes, when slicing or chewing, the celery stalk forms this unpleasant peel-like texture like the inside of the peel of a banana.  It's hard to account for how this happens, but I can attest to it happening.

Same for the top layer of spring onions.  That layer is very slimy on the inside compared to all the other layers.

These things: 

Hmm. We don't use the green parts of it.

I think what you described has never happened to me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2022, 11:55:26 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 24, 2022, 02:16:16 AMHmm. We don't use the green parts of it.


You don't use the green part?  They're like two-thirds green part!

Edit - just realized that you're probably talking about the celery.  🤦  My bad!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2022, 01:23:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2022, 01:59:39 PM


Next try mentos and coke!
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 24, 2022, 03:32:44 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 24, 2022, 01:23:35 PM
Does punctuation not exist anyore?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2022, 04:01:25 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 24, 2022, 03:32:44 PMDoes punctuation not exist anyore?
No it does not
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2022, 07:43:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2022, 12:54:49 AM


I view it like gaining levels in an mmo.  "I'm level 30!" sounds waaay better than "I'm 30 years old"
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 25, 2022, 02:05:27 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 24, 2022, 11:55:26 AMYou don't use the green part?  They're like two-thirds green part!

Edit - just realized that you're probably talking about the celery.  🤦  My bad!

Yeah. That we use all o fit.

This is the celery that's sold here. nom, nom.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 25, 2022, 02:07:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 25, 2022, 12:54:49 AM

I view it like gaining levels in an mmo.  "I'm level 30!" sounds waaay better than "I'm 30 years old"

You've become 30? What's the day? Mine is tomorrow. I think we are two days apart the most, if that's the case.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2022, 10:26:24 AM


Fear will keep the local systems in line.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 25, 2022, 10:48:50 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 25, 2022, 02:05:27 AMYeah. That we use all o fit.

This is the celery that's sold here. nom, nom.





I blame the Dutch for this.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 25, 2022, 11:45:43 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 25, 2022, 10:48:50 AM

I blame the Dutch for this.
And I applaud the Dutch for this.
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 25, 2022, 11:46:56 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 25, 2022, 02:05:27 AMYeah. That we use all o fit.

This is the celery that's sold here. nom, nom.


I have not eaten celery in this shape.  They look sort of like turnips.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 25, 2022, 01:20:51 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 25, 2022, 11:46:56 AMI have not eaten celery in this shape.  They look sort of like turnips.

They sell that in the US as celery root or celeriac. Most people don't even notice it in the grocery store.

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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2022, 05:57:24 PM
In light of current "controversy":



I just wanna tell you guys that one time, I was drowning and no one helped me therefore no one should help anyone else who is drowning forevermore.  That makes logical sense, right?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2022, 06:02:10 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 25, 2022, 06:36:55 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 25, 2022, 01:20:51 PMThey sell that in the US as celery root or celeriac. Most people don't even notice it in the grocery store.

Being the totally adventuresome person I am---I never noticed it either.  And I don't know that I want to notice it even now. :)
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 25, 2022, 07:44:33 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 25, 2022, 11:45:43 AMAnd I applaud the Dutch for this.

When I was a kid my sister ate that stuff with pimento cheese. Yech!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 25, 2022, 09:47:51 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 25, 2022, 07:44:33 PMWhen I was a kid my sister ate that stuff with pimento cheese. Yech!
That actually sounds really good, not gonna lie.  Or maybe some blue cheese dressing.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 25, 2022, 10:48:26 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 25, 2022, 07:44:33 PMWhen I was a kid my sister ate that stuff with pimento cheese. Yech!

I like it with peanut butter and raisins.
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Post by: Cassia on August 25, 2022, 10:56:07 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 25, 2022, 11:00:33 PM
Quote from: Cassia on August 25, 2022, 10:56:07 PM

What do you call it when you passive-aggressively put yourself in a position where you're easy to notice, so that someone else will expect to find you there, and try to avoid you?
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 26, 2022, 12:08:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 25, 2022, 09:47:51 PMThat actually sounds really good, not gonna lie.  Or maybe some blue cheese dressing.
Yeah blue cheese would be fine, but that pimento stuff was just nasty!
:-(
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 26, 2022, 04:31:02 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 25, 2022, 11:46:56 AMI have not eaten celery in this shape.  They look sort of like turnips.

Completely different. Cooked, raw... Celery tastes amazing. My favourite veggie. Esp. as an olive oil dish. This is the classic recipe. (the youtube link.) But we make that with celery heart and a very little carrot & potato with orange juice. More celery, less stuff. [Also another one: Grated celery heart (raw), strained yogurt (use Greek or Turkish), walnut and dill. NOM. This is so delicious. AMAZING.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDWsxXhYTnY
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2022, 01:36:15 PM
Eating blue cheese and apple salad atm.  Blue cheese is amazing, more people need to try it out.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 26, 2022, 02:08:10 PM
I love bleu cheese! I even dip my French fries in it.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 26, 2022, 04:33:56 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 26, 2022, 01:36:15 PMEating blue cheese and apple salad atm.  Blue cheese is amazing, more people need to try it out.
I quite agree with that. I avoided it like the plague until my 30s just because I thought it would taste like buttermilk, for some reason. Then one day at lunch in  San Francisco I decided to try it. I was so surprised how good it tasted that I couldn't get enough of it! There's a brand called Marie's that's the only one I really like. Sometimes I even mix in some blue cheese crumbles, and I'm really in heaven! I don't even need anything with it, I just scoop it out of the jar with a spoon.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2022, 05:33:36 PM


One consonant followed by 80 vowels, followed by -ette
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2022, 05:57:09 PM
My parents: "You have to respect other people's opinions"

Other people's opinions:



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Post by: Mike Cl on August 26, 2022, 11:21:04 PM
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The answer is Yes!
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 27, 2022, 12:29:35 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on August 26, 2022, 11:21:04 PMThe answer is Yes!
Yeah, all of the above! :-D
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I kinda want to sit fundies down and explain to them that "energy" is just an inoffensive metaphor for power in the electrical sense (i.e. "powered up").  You know, terms that even small children can understand.  Not, you know, the Christian concept of "demonic energy", a very geographically and culturally localized concept.

Games in general try to sell all across the world and therefore use concepts that most everyone can understand, like colors and shapes and generic terms like "energy".  Stuff that basically no one will have a problem with.

Edit - I also want to explain to them that the demons and devils in both Dungeons and Dragons and MTG are supposed to be evil because they're the bad guys.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 27, 2022, 06:00:46 PM
Do they not understand the difference between a game and actual magic?

With actual magic they'd all be turned into frogs.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 27, 2022, 06:23:05 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 27, 2022, 06:00:46 PMDo they not understand the difference between a game and actual magic?
I mean, they thought Harry Potter would teach kids actual magic, implying that JK Rowling is a teacher of the dark arts...
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 27, 2022, 07:26:19 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 27, 2022, 06:00:46 PMDo they not understand the difference between a game and actual magic?

With actual magic they'd all be turned into frogs.

If I controlled any magic, I'd turn these people into educated individuals with at least a layman's understanding of science, instead of being so ignorant.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 27, 2022, 07:35:57 PM
Unfortunately, trying to explain anything to fundies is a waste of time and energy.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 27, 2022, 08:15:15 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 27, 2022, 07:26:19 PMIf I controlled any magic, I'd turn these people into educated individuals with at least a layman's understanding of science, instead of being so ignorant.

Frogs. Then a pelican can eat them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 27, 2022, 08:43:52 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 27, 2022, 09:01:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 27, 2022, 08:43:52 PM
Only one way to find out!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 27, 2022, 11:18:54 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 27, 2022, 07:26:19 PMIf I controlled any magic, I'd turn these people into educated individuals with at least a layman's understanding of science, instead of being so ignorant.
Spoken like a true blue mtg player.  :P
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 28, 2022, 01:05:35 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 27, 2022, 06:00:46 PMDo they not understand the difference between a game and actual magic?

With actual magic they'd all be turned into frogs.

I think the enjoyment of a game, and time passing faster in experience is the evidence you are under the influence of evil magic. LOL Obviously.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 28, 2022, 09:39:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 27, 2022, 11:18:54 PMSpoken like a true blue mtg player.  :P

I guess you saw previously that I know nothing about the game...  :-D
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2022, 10:00:35 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 28, 2022, 09:39:04 AMI guess you saw previously that I know nothing about the game...  :-D
Blue is the faction that values education and knowledge the most.  Enlightening their adversaries is certainly an approach that resonates with their values, while other factions would instead opt to silence or destroy their enemies.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2022, 10:52:36 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 28, 2022, 11:43:06 AM
https://i.redd.it/gvhrnifwm1k91.gif
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 28, 2022, 11:46:14 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2022, 11:43:06 AMhttps://i.redd.it/gvhrnifwm1k91.gif

LOL, I see shit like this and wonder why their heads don't implode due to the vacuum.
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Post by: Cassia on August 28, 2022, 11:51:28 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 28, 2022, 11:46:14 AMLOL, I see shit like this and wonder why their heads don't implode due to the vacuum.
How DO they even get dressed in the morning? Beats me.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 28, 2022, 02:51:54 PM
Are you sure they do get dressed?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 29, 2022, 02:43:38 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 28, 2022, 10:52:36 AM

Yeah, apparently her response was "I hate you!" LOL
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 29, 2022, 07:44:42 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 29, 2022, 06:13:06 AM

Missing the horizontal component of velocity. -3 pts

:P
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I call this "goose aggression/intimidation"
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 29, 2022, 09:56:52 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on August 29, 2022, 06:16:55 AM
Not a bong.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on August 30, 2022, 02:03:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 29, 2022, 10:00:19 PM

How dare you say that about the great voids! The sacred voids!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 31, 2022, 09:35:53 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maluku_Islands
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 31, 2022, 11:49:18 AM
Canadian graffiti:







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Post by: Hydra009 on August 31, 2022, 01:51:00 PM


Edwaaard...
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 31, 2022, 07:12:04 PM
^

How to wok your dog.

REAL hot dogs.

Get the recipes here!
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 31, 2022, 10:14:36 PM


Dark days on Ferenginar.  Living wages, equal rights, and remote working.  Why, someday soon, they might expect billionaires and corporations to pay taxes.  Taxes!  *clutches necklace made out of six-nines-fine gold-pressed latinum*
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2022, 02:01:06 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 31, 2022, 06:59:03 PM

They used to air her show in some cable channel here yeears ago. Whatever she started cooking, at the end, she would suddenly dump a ton of melted cheese or some sort of broth in it. >.< It was horrifying. Ooof...gawd. 
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2022, 02:03:47 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 31, 2022, 11:16:44 PM

:0 Grapefruit is awesome. I don't care if it is healthy or not... it tastes amazing. Seriously, if it wasn't dangerous to consume it a lot, I'd be living  in it. That taste...
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Post by: SoldierofFortune on September 01, 2022, 02:52:33 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2022, 02:03:47 AM:0 Grapefruit is awesome. I don't care if it is healthy or not... it tastes amazing. Seriously, if it wasn't dangerous to consume it a lot, I'd be living  in it. That taste...
They say what we eat and drink affect the bodily fluids. Have you experienced that ever before?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 01, 2022, 05:22:26 AM
I like grapefruit but I've avoided it over the years because it contains furanocoumarins which can interact with certain medications. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit%E2%80%93drug_interactions#:~:text=Drugs%20affected%20by%20grapefruit%20juice%20%20%20,cerivastatin%20%28Bay%20...%20%208%20more%20rows%20)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2022, 06:22:19 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on September 01, 2022, 05:22:26 AMI like grapefruit but I've avoided it over the years because it contains furanocoumarins which can interact with certain medications. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit%E2%80%93drug_interactions#:~:text=Drugs%20affected%20by%20grapefruit%20juice%20%20%20,cerivastatin%20%28Bay%20...%20%208%20more%20rows%20)

Yep. It interacts with many common medicine from cold pills to others too. Sister of one of my ex was taken to emergency, years ago. As far as I understand it's also harmful by itself when consumed a lot.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2022, 09:57:42 AM


Lawful neutral with occasional bouts of chaotic good or lawful evil
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 01, 2022, 10:00:47 AM
I hate dog-eared books, the dog-eared part eventually falls off.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2022, 10:38:05 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2022, 12:22:01 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 01, 2022, 12:27:24 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 01, 2022, 09:57:42 AM

Lawful neutral with occasional bouts of chaotic good or lawful evil

I am almost consistently chaotic good on these charts, so I'm going to say that's a win.
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Post by: Cassia on September 01, 2022, 01:45:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 01, 2022, 10:38:05 AM
I really enjoyed "Statics" class. Mostly used trig and linear algebra. Being an electrical engineering student, we had to take some hard-core mechanical engineering courses: Statics, Dynamics, Thermodynamics. It didn't go unnoticed by us that the MEs got to take some wimpy survey EE courses..."electrical circuits for non-electrical engineers", LOL.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2022, 02:35:25 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 01, 2022, 03:48:14 PM
Sounds like Justice Kavanaugh.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 01, 2022, 04:40:43 PM
How about just being sex obsessed?  Do I have to like elephant piss---errrrrr, beer???
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2022, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 01, 2022, 09:57:42 AM

Lawful neutral with occasional bouts of chaotic good or lawful evil

I'm all of them. I mean, it depends on the book, doesn't it? There are books I read a part from every year or when I can't breathe, and the ones I turn when I work or want to be informed/learned. And they almost all have bookmarks. They come with the book. Most of the source books of mine have those colourful thin or thick plastic things made to separate chapters or important parts. What's that one in the alignment chart? Because it fucks up the book, you know? New paperbacks, don't last a few readings. Especially, the new fiction. Gawd. Naturally, old ones are rocks. They're like old analogue telephones, original props inspiring a good old school murder mystery. Thump!

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Post by: Unbeliever on September 01, 2022, 07:05:05 PM
I'v read one book more than 15 times before I lost track. That was The Walking Drum, by Louis L'Amour. If I had a copy now I'd read it again!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2022, 07:08:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/D2XQGhB.jpeg

long comic, but a hell of a ride!
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 01, 2022, 08:52:17 PM
Jeez, that wasn't a comic, it was a graphic novel! ;-D
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 02, 2022, 12:28:12 AM
Well, it certainly was novel.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2022, 10:37:36 AM
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Post by: Luther Martini on September 02, 2022, 02:08:05 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2022, 05:33:31 PMI'm all of them. I mean, it depends on the book, doesn't it? There are books I read a part from every year or when I can't breathe, and the ones I turn when I work or want to be informed/learned. And they almost all have bookmarks. They come with the book. Most of the source books of mine have those colourful thin or thick plastic things made to separate chapters or important parts. What's that one in the alignment chart? Because it fucks up the book, you know? New paperbacks, don't last a few readings. Especially, the new fiction. Gawd. Naturally, old ones are rocks. They're like old analogue telephones, original props inspiring a good old school murder mystery. Thump!



I use a post-it note, stuck to the paragraph where I stopped reading, leaving an edge sticking out of the book.  When I am done with the book, I roll the post-it into a ball for the cats to play with.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2022, 10:19:06 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 02, 2022, 11:33:40 PM
Too much free time, huh?

🖖
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2022, 10:27:24 AM


"Early efforts at night vision were not entirely successful."
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2022, 12:31:28 PM
How J.K. Rowling gets book ideas:

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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 03, 2022, 12:56:22 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 03, 2022, 01:24:17 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 03, 2022, 01:25:40 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 03, 2022, 01:39:18 PM
Apparently, this is area 51 and it has a baseball field.

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2022, 02:14:37 PM
Aliens in the outfield
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 03, 2022, 02:16:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2022, 03:20:37 PM
Apparently, those languages derived it from the Tupi word "nanas", meaning 'excellent fruit'.  Meanwhile, the english explorer thought it looked like a pine cone...

Definitely the only time we've embarrassingly named a foreign thing (refried beans lol)
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2022, 03:29:50 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 04, 2022, 01:13:06 AM
Pineapple: The fruit that neither grows on a pine tree nor is anything like an apple.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2022, 02:07:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2022, 02:29:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2022, 04:36:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2022, 06:21:34 PM


Sure, I'll talk to the guy in charge of the tides.

*mimes calling up Neptune on an imaginary phone*
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 04, 2022, 07:14:49 PM
Tides come in, tides go out.

Never a miscommunication.

You can't explain that.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on September 04, 2022, 07:17:15 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 04, 2022, 06:21:34 PM

Sure, I'll talk to the guy in charge of the tides.

*mimes calling up Neptune on an imaginary phone*

Gotta be a poe...nobody is this stupid, right? Uh, right? 8^D

Honestly, I do know people this ignorant, but they (above) claim grandkids, so they've been around the sun a few times, and ought to know better.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 04, 2022, 07:59:51 PM
Maybe she forgot.

Easy to forget shit when you no longer have to study it for an exam.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 04, 2022, 08:43:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 04, 2022, 04:36:17 PM

That dream again where your cat was talkin' to ya?

😹
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 04, 2022, 08:47:03 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 04, 2022, 06:21:34 PM

Sure, I'll talk to the guy in charge of the tides.

*mimes calling up Neptune on an imaginary phone*

I thought Aquaman was in charge of that.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 04, 2022, 11:55:02 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 04, 2022, 08:47:03 PMI thought Aquaman was in charge of that.

I thought Streisand was the Prince of Tides.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2022, 11:09:11 AM


The math checks out.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2022, 11:16:51 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 05, 2022, 12:40:03 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 05, 2022, 11:16:51 AM

It says lots of pepperoni, some of which is moldy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2022, 02:21:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2022, 05:02:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2022, 07:23:45 AM
Where do you guys stand in the ongoing Wasp Wars?  (internet debate about the morality of killing wasps)



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Post by: Unbeliever on September 06, 2022, 07:59:49 AM
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2022, 09:47:38 AM
Kim Jong-Un to Putin:

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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2022, 10:51:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2022, 11:31:46 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2022, 11:55:15 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2022, 11:57:50 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 06, 2022, 12:00:34 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2022, 11:55:15 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2022, 12:04:36 PM
How?

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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2022, 12:32:27 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 06, 2022, 01:26:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2022, 02:10:26 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 06, 2022, 02:49:36 PM
Not to be spoken,explaining to the uncaring and easy choice elude me.
The others i get.

Wait, no: i get easy choice! :p
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Post by: Shiranu on September 06, 2022, 04:44:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 06, 2022, 11:31:46 AM

... you mean to tell me that first tweet wasn't a joke?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2022, 05:28:30 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 06, 2022, 04:44:26 PM... you mean to tell me that first tweet wasn't a joke?
Maybe, maybe not...it's really hard to tell with these people.  Who knows for sure.



Nevermind, definitely a toadie.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 06, 2022, 06:09:08 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 06, 2022, 11:55:15 AM

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2022, 09:09:42 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 06, 2022, 04:44:26 PM... you mean to tell me that first tweet wasn't a joke?
Unfortunately, yes.  Coulda been a decent insult-by-sarcastic-overly-grandiose-compliment (my favorite kind)

Also, Photoshop is the fastest way lose 300 pounds outside of investing in crypto in the UK.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2022, 01:55:33 AM
The fig tree story is pretty different than stories with fantasy monsters. Fantasy monsters are symbolic and/or intended to inspire awe, fear...etc. But this one has a better telling about where the whole story comes from.

The god is hungry, gets angry because it is not the fig season, and while he cannot think to make the tree give figs to feed himself and his entourage, he wills/curses people not to eat from its figs. He doesn't curse the fig season or the fig tree not to give figs. He curses all the people on earth not to eat its figs because he is angry that the tree has no figs.

The god  does not just turn into a petty homicidal sadist when he gets angry, who condemns the people he created wandering in a desert to death, he is also a moron.   

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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2022, 02:16:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 03, 2022, 03:29:50 PM

I don't get this.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 07, 2022, 02:41:39 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2022, 02:16:35 AMI don't get this.

They're cows. Cow tipping is when you sneak up on them at night and tip them over. Does not work, though, because a) they're nocturnal, and b) they're really fucking heavy.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2022, 05:22:10 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 07, 2022, 02:41:39 AMThey're cows. Cow tipping is when you sneak up on them at night and tip them over. Does not work, though, because a) they're nocturnal, and b) they're really fucking heavy.

Oh, I see. Thanks. So there is something called cow tipping. LOL
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 07, 2022, 08:41:48 AM
See "Heathers".
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2022, 08:44:03 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 07, 2022, 10:54:35 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2022, 01:55:33 AMThe fig tree story is pretty different than stories with fantasy monsters. Fantasy monsters are symbolic and/or intended to inspire awe, fear...etc. But this one has a better telling about where the whole story comes from.

The god is hungry, gets angry because it is not the fig season, and while he cannot think to make the tree give figs to feed himself and his entourage, he wills/curses people not to eat from its figs. He doesn't curse the fig season or the fig tree not to give figs. He curses all the people on earth not to eat its figs because he is angry that the tree has no figs.

The god  does not just turn into a petty homicidal sadist when he gets angry, who condemns the people he created wandering in a desert to death, he is also a moron.   



Eh, not exactly what the story is about, at least by the end of that passage.

Quote20 When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. "How did the fig tree wither so quickly?" they asked.

21 Jesus replied, "Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will be done. 22 If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer."

So it's about believing in the power of prayer and faith. He just murdered a tree to prove the point. I always though this one sent a mixed message.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 07, 2022, 11:24:25 AM
Couldn't he have...I dunno, made the tree instantly produce fruit instead? Him cursing a tree for not having fruit in it out of season just makes him look like he's throwing a hissy fit.

"My Lord. Figs don't grow this time of year."

"But I wanted a fig! I want it! I want it! I want it! Stupid tree!"
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 07, 2022, 11:38:28 AM
Yeah. He was, after all, supposed to be God incarnate, the Lord of Life, etc.! He could simply have caused figs to burst forth in abundance - or for that matter, bread and fish. Or the tree should simply have fruited by itself just because he was near.

Turns out, though, that the whole story was merely an allegory, as it was wrapped around the story of the temple money changers. I don't have time to go into it now, though, maybe later I could devote some time to it, or just point in the right direction on the web.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2022, 11:40:14 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 07, 2022, 10:54:35 AMEh, not exactly what the story is about, at least by the end of that passage.

So it's about believing in the power of prayer and faith. He just murdered a tree to prove the point. I always though this one sent a mixed message.

OK. LOL, so the poor fig tree suffered too. Of course, it's about prayer and faith. I was trying to point out that the parable -or whatever they were aiming at with that- is so moronically inconsistent in itself, for its type, it's worse than the other fairy tale versions considering its purpose.

People who have constructed, written-rewritten these texts are not as stupid as most people think. There is a reason why they are so varied, even twisted and fucked up in different ways. Their purpose is not to spread good or order, it's about convincing, like bugging minds for control.

We have known for a looong time that riding three headed sharks or some mythical animals is bullshit, and this is not something about modern times. Not even middle ages. People have thought these were just tales equally long time ago, actually long before biblical texts, not because of some knowledge or information or reason, but just because of puritanistic tendencies in faith.

Marketing. In my opinion, that's why there are plain examples like this -albeit with same moronity- and others like hollywood movie scenes. Most people were deep in nature just 300 years ago. Fishing, hunting...trying to survive. Noone has ever seen a monster. You can tell these stories in the church all you want, the woodcutter and the fishermen will not buy your stories, at most they will think monsters in the bible were long gone with faith, but the other plain ones with nature will have some affect.

Same thing goes for today too. But unfortunately, the monster stories actually works better today because most people do not interact with nature anymore. We've had factories and machines for a long time. Who knows what's going on deep in the woods, eh? LOL

I don't know if it makes sense. Not sure, I successfully expressed what I was thinking.


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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2022, 11:41:03 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 07, 2022, 11:24:25 AMCouldn't he have...I dunno, made the tree instantly produce fruit instead? Him cursing a tree for not having fruit in it out of season just makes him look like he's throwing a hissy fit.

"My Lord. Figs don't grow this time of year."

"But I wanted a fig! I want it! I want it! I want it! Stupid tree!"

Yeah...technically he should be able to. Instead of the petty reaction. And that's the marketing with miracles.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 07, 2022, 12:29:51 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2022, 11:40:14 AMOK. LOL, so the poor fig tree suffered too. Of course, it's about prayer and faith. I was trying to point out that the parable -or whatever they were aiming at with that- is so moronically inconsistent in itself, for its type, it's worse than the other fairy tale versions considering its purpose.

People who have constructed, written-rewritten these texts are not as stupid as most people think. There is a reason why they are so varied, even twisted and fucked up in different ways. Their purpose is not to spread good or order, it's about convincing, like bugging minds for control.

We have known for a looong time that riding three headed sharks or some mythical animals is bullshit, and this is not something about modern times. Not even middle ages. People have thought these were just tales equally long time ago, actually long before biblical texts, not because of some knowledge or information or reason, but just because of puritanistic tendencies in faith.

Marketing. In my opinion, that's why there are plain examples like this -albeit with same moronity- and others like hollywood movie scenes. Most people were deep in nature just 300 years ago. Fishing, hunting...trying to survive. Noone has ever seen a monster. You can tell these stories in the church all you want, the woodcutter and the fishermen will not buy your stories, at most they will think monsters in the bible were long gone with faith, but the other plain ones with nature will have some affect.

Same thing goes for today too. But unfortunately, the monster stories actually works better today because most people do not interact with nature anymore. We've had factories and machines for a long time. Who knows what's going on deep in the woods, eh? LOL

I don't know if it makes sense. Not sure, I successfully expressed what I was thinking.



I have come to realize that the editors of the bible were master propagandists of the highest order.  Not only in selecting various texts (and destroying most others) but in how they were put together.  Masterful!  And it was all aimed at control and gaining wealth for the leaders; and hence power.  They were not stupid people.  Not good, but not stupid.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 07, 2022, 12:37:45 PM
There is an ever standing perfect joker card with human. Or any organic intelligent being. Fear of the dark. Evolution. You can use that the way you want, if you know how, according to any time or period. Chuck anything in it you like, following that principle. Just customize it.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 07, 2022, 12:43:06 PM
And remember, the vast majority of people, until relatively recently, couldn't read a word of the Bible, so only the approved authorities knew anything at all about what was in it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2022, 03:11:28 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 07, 2022, 10:54:35 AMSo it's about believing in the power of prayer and faith. He just murdered a tree to prove the point. I always though this one sent a mixed message.
It could also be a way to sneak in some religious doubt by wrapping in faith a story about an irate messiah, impotently waiting for nature to provide for him (think of the implications of that).  The "writer" (oral story-teller, most likely) could just say that the story is ultimately about faith and magic so that orthodox people are content, but anyone with a skeptical bent will take away a completely different message. 

Same with iron chariots and Elisha's bears and Noah's drunken incest-rape.  They're all very orthodox-affirming. *wink wink*
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Post by: Shiranu on September 07, 2022, 03:45:50 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 07, 2022, 12:29:51 PMI have come to realize that the editors of the bible were master propagandists of the highest order.  Not only in selecting various texts (and destroying most others) but in how they were put together.  Masterful!  And it was all aimed at control and gaining wealth for the leaders; and hence power.  They were not stupid people.  Not good, but not stupid.
When you look at the earliest Christian martyrs, you see how "un-Christian" they are compared to the acts of saints after Rome converted to Christianity; they did things like feed the poor, protect women's rights, promoted freedom.

After the conversion of the imperial elite, suddenly saints all started being lords, warriors, and other powerful men who ran the European world. Funny how that worked out...

But Rome rules our church; Rome rules our politics; Rome rules our language itself, both the alphabet and things like the months; Rome rules our architecture; Rome rules our economic system; Rome rules our philosophy, our history, our education.

The Roman Empire never died, it just left Rome and took various other forms. It's still been going strong, 2000 years later, because an empire is never about the place, it's about control.

The Rastafari see "Babylon" as all that is evil in the world today - I think they simply got the wrong empire.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 07, 2022, 07:08:28 PM
The entire New Testament was a forgery. Everything in it was made up in order to create a universal religion. The word "catholic" means universal. You don't have to take my word for it, either. Just click on the God Not Found link at the bottom of this page, scroll down to The Bible, click on that then click on Bible Studies and Critiques. Once on that page just scroll down to The Forged Origins of the New Testament and you'll see how Constantine caused Christianity to be invented. It's a bit of a read, but you'll find out all you need to know about the origin of Christianity. It is all a sham!


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 07, 2022, 08:43:27 PM
Constantine never converted, right?
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 07, 2022, 09:15:41 PM
Nah, that's just another part of the myth.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 07, 2022, 09:36:51 PM
Was that yes or no?
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Post by: Shiranu on September 07, 2022, 10:04:55 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 07, 2022, 07:08:28 PMThe entire New Testament was a forgery. Everything in it was made up in order to create a universal religion. The word "catholic" means universal. You don't have to take my word for it, either. Just click on the God Not Found link at the bottom of this page, scroll down to The Bible, click on that then click on Bible Studies and Critiques. Once on that page just scroll down to The Forged Origins of the New Testament and you'll see how Constantine caused Christianity to be invented. It's a bit of a read, but you'll find out all you need to know about the origin of Christianity. It is all a sham!




St. Etienne died in 34 AD, and his story is in the New Testament - Acts 6 to Acts 7, so it clearly isn't entirely made up.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 07, 2022, 10:07:31 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 07, 2022, 09:36:51 PMWas that yes or no?

That was a most emphatic no.
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Post by: Luther Martini on September 07, 2022, 10:11:08 PM
Constantine's mother helped to produce the show.

In the book "Innocents Abroad" Mark Twain details his visit to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, describing with his signature irreverence how in the 3rd century, Constantine's mother, Helena, found many biblical "artifacts" to place there, including such items as Adam's grave, and the dust from which Adam was made.  The proof of authenticity as Twain reports:

QuoteThat Adam was formed of dirt procured in this very spot is amply proven by the fact that in six thousand years no man has ever been able to prove that the dirt was not procured here whereof he was made.

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Post by: Luther Martini on September 07, 2022, 10:20:13 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 07, 2022, 12:29:51 PMI have come to realize that the editors of the bible were master propagandists of the highest order.  Not only in selecting various texts (and destroying most others) but in how they were put together.  Masterful!  And it was all aimed at control and gaining wealth for the leaders; and hence power.  They were not stupid people.  Not good, but not stupid.

One of the greatest marketing schemes ever devised was Original Sin.  If you get people to believe that nonsense, and that you offer the only solution, holy shit! you've got them by the short hairs for life.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 07, 2022, 10:23:25 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 07, 2022, 10:04:55 PMSt. Etienne died in 34 AD, and his story is in the New Testament - Acts 6 to Acts 7, so it clearly isn't entirely made up.

I guarantee, it is entirely made up. The Bible is not a history book.
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Post by: Shiranu on September 07, 2022, 10:31:25 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 07, 2022, 10:23:25 PMI guarantee, it is entirely made up. The Bible is not a history book.
We said the same about Troy. We said the same about that underwater city in India who's name my brain is utterly blanking. We said the same about Amazonian. We said the same about...

It's obviously not a history book, but that doesn't make things false - is the Empire State building fake because Spider-Man once swung off of it?
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 07, 2022, 11:02:55 PM
No, the Empire State building is fake because it was climbed by a giant gorilla...
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 07, 2022, 11:43:01 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on September 07, 2022, 10:31:25 PMWe said the same about Troy. We said the same about that underwater city in India who's name my brain is utterly blanking. We said the same about Amazonian. We said the same about...

It's obviously not a history book, but that doesn't make things false - is the Empire State building fake because Spider-Man once swung off of it?

Many of the incidental things in the bible are real.  Jerusalem is real, for example.  Some of the people named are real.  None of the major players are real.  And even if they are, there is no evidence that what is claimed of them is factual.  With the exception of Paul, none of the writers of the NT are real.  Few, if any, of the incidents or stories are real; or there is no evidence to suggest they are real.  And it is a fact that many more writings were destroyed by christians than what is included in any of the bibles we have.  Propaganda, all of it! 
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 07, 2022, 11:48:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2022, 12:57:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2022, 08:36:40 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 08, 2022, 10:16:19 AM
He's just Biden his time...
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2022, 11:29:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2022, 11:31:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2022, 02:24:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2022, 02:27:33 PM


"The fans were unpleasable",  the showrunner says of people who are routinely pleased by other shows.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 08, 2022, 05:28:09 PM
^What was the movie, TRiUMPh of the Will?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2022, 06:11:11 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 08, 2022, 08:10:18 PM
Wow, those must've been some smart spiders!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 08, 2022, 08:51:51 PM


Pros: Easier to hit, therefore easier to kill
Cons: Far more messy and creepy, small chance of finding small mammals on the ceiling, death scream comparable to Shadow vessels from Babylon 5
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 09, 2022, 12:10:56 AM
mathletenotathlete? Wasn't that the guy who used to explain Marmaduke?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 09, 2022, 02:31:49 AM
It's not even tiny bit of important if Constantine really has converted or not. I bet he didn't even know about it. Highly likely, he was already unconscious closing to his death. (He supposedly converted in his death bed.) It's a clever political move to calm and control the army and an army of slaves. It's a huge threat.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 09, 2022, 10:16:31 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 09, 2022, 10:17:50 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 09, 2022, 10:20:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2022, 10:53:04 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2022, 12:05:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2022, 08:24:56 AM


Using the loo on a day of national tragedy, forshame!  Life for commoners must grind to a halt whenever the elites experience what commoners experience every day.
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Post by: Cassia on September 10, 2022, 10:20:24 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 07, 2022, 07:08:28 PMThe entire New Testament was a forgery....
The most correct thing about the old and new bible books is that each calls itself a "testament" as opposed to a book of knowledge, history, or fact.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 10, 2022, 11:12:07 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 10, 2022, 08:24:56 AM


This is why I don't have twitter.

I would post shit like this all the time and I don't even have kids.

"Whelp, my daughter's on the rag again. I can tell because the toilet looks like a murder scene again."
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2022, 02:46:28 AM


We just took 1, 2, make that 5 settlements while you made this meme.  Oops, you blinked and now we control Siberia.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2022, 11:26:06 AM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on September 11, 2022, 11:36:07 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 11, 2022, 11:26:06 AM

lol, Beautiful double entendre.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2022, 04:33:19 PM


You wake up after a minute after being hit with Sleep, so it's basically like a cold reboot.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2022, 04:50:06 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 11, 2022, 06:46:39 PM
Yeah, the vet will probably be able to prescribe something that will help...
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2022, 11:47:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2022, 08:31:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2022, 09:03:44 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2022, 04:09:39 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on September 12, 2022, 04:19:57 PM
o.O Somebody's tires are gonna splode!
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 12, 2022, 07:08:09 PM
Yeah, to paraphrase Ricky:

Lucy, you got a lotta 'splodin' to do!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 12, 2022, 08:04:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2022, 12:04:57 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2022, 09:24:39 AM


Too soon?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2022, 08:10:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2022, 09:47:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2022, 11:34:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2022, 06:10:32 PM


Great deals!  Apparently a quarter-pounder costs a dime.  :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2022, 08:51:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2022, 10:19:23 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 14, 2022, 11:41:49 PM
"come into my parlor," said the spider to the fly...

🪰
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 15, 2022, 09:07:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 15, 2022, 11:50:03 AM


It's a video game.  Servators are low-quality meatshields (formerly people) who frequently get killed on the battlefield.  In fact, the game rewards you every time they get shot.  So, casualties are pretty high...
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 15, 2022, 01:04:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 15, 2022, 01:21:48 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 15, 2022, 01:34:40 PM
Morgan Freeman could narrate anything and it would be an instant hit!

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 15, 2022, 02:16:32 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 15, 2022, 01:34:40 PMMorgan Freeman could narrate anything and it would be an instant hit!


Then get him to narrate The 700 Club.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 15, 2022, 02:20:41 PM
Uh...yeah...
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 15, 2022, 11:17:10 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on September 16, 2022, 07:37:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2022, 09:09:40 AM


YouTube's been trying out quintuple unskippable ads lately.  Let's see how that works out for them.

Bet the people who eschewed adblockers in order to "support the creators" are kicking themselves right now.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2022, 02:58:32 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on September 16, 2022, 08:02:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 16, 2022, 09:09:40 AM

YouTube's been trying out quintuple unskippable ads lately.  Let's see how that works out for them.

Bet the people who eschewed adblockers in order to "support the creators" are kicking themselves right now.

Haven't seen any increase in ads - and they give me a time to doomscroll twitter, without having to download some adblocker that collects information on me that I rather it not collect.

Life goes on.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 17, 2022, 07:14:19 AM
I gladly pay for YouTube Premium to avoid ads.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2022, 05:15:50 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on September 17, 2022, 07:14:19 AMI gladly pay for YouTube Premium to avoid ads.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2022, 05:16:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2022, 09:22:27 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 18, 2022, 09:27:51 AM
Marketing.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 18, 2022, 09:44:19 AM
Because girls can't be interesting.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 18, 2022, 01:32:26 PM
It's not just female characters. It applies to male characters, and even environments. And it applies in video games as well.

Concept art:


Final design:


Concept art:


Final design:


All they did was put sand in it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2022, 02:37:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2022, 10:55:36 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 19, 2022, 12:05:21 AM
I think that's from The Big Bang Theory. Amy infuriated Sheldon, but he deserved it. 👏
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 19, 2022, 01:41:21 AM
That's older than The Big Bang Theory, I think.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 19, 2022, 01:43:53 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 18, 2022, 01:32:26 PMIt's not just female characters. It applies to male characters, and even environments. And it applies in video games as well.

Concept art:


Final design:


Concept art:


Final design:


All they did was put sand in it.

I'm sure there are better examples because the difference here is not the same with the other.

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Post by: Unbeliever on September 19, 2022, 03:57:03 AM
Yeah, those two have nothing in common, that I can see.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 19, 2022, 09:36:34 AM
I don't see the difference in the Silver thing, except they decided to not have him or her slip on a banana peel. Everything other change to that character design is neutral.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 19, 2022, 09:37:31 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 19, 2022, 01:41:21 AMThat's older than The Big Bang Theory, I think.

Things are usually quite old and dead by the time they appear on a network television program.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 19, 2022, 12:56:35 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 19, 2022, 09:36:34 AMI don't see the difference in the Silver thing, except they decided to not have him or her slip on a banana peel. Everything other change to that character design is neutral.

The eyes went from this unique, freaky looking style appropriate for his psychic powers, and which were the same color as the symbols on his palms (which glow when he uses his powers) to something more typical to the series. His mane went from yellow, complimenting the gold on his clothes, to white, blending in with the rest of his body.

The level design change was especially drastic. In the game, Eggman takes over the world. The concept art shows Green Hill covered in barbed wire fences. A big gate with guard towers block the entrance. The trees are wilted, cob webs cover the loops, a thunderstorm darkens the land. It's like the land itself has been enslaved and tortured.

Then the final product is just Green Hill, but with sand. Bright, sunny, and cheerful as ever.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 20, 2022, 12:02:06 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 20, 2022, 03:07:19 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on September 20, 2022, 12:02:06 AM

Because God wanted to show off with his cool magic tricks. God never actually wanted the pharaoh to listen, and the one time the pharaoh decide to listen, God was like, "Nope! Not done yet." He hardened the pharaoh's heart to make him change his mind. So much for free will.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 20, 2022, 07:51:48 AM
"Look how bad MY god is!" Yep, He whooped up on the most powerful country on Earth. :eyeroll:
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 20, 2022, 08:26:00 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on September 20, 2022, 12:02:06 AM
And besides, it was God who hardened Pharaoh's heart so he wouldn't do what God wanted. What a shithead!
💩
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 20, 2022, 09:12:23 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 20, 2022, 08:26:00 PMAnd besides, it was God who hardened Pharaoh's heart so he wouldn't do what God wanted. What a shithead!
💩

Sunday School teachers routinely skate over that point.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2022, 12:14:41 AM


This has thrown me for a loop on more than one occasion.  "I thought you were bringing a salad?"  "Yep, pasta salad!"

Pasta is pasta!  It never graduates up to salad status, ever.  How would you like it if I took rice, mixed in some mayo, and called it a salad!  Thought so!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2022, 12:21:39 AM


There are currently 4 daisy-chained queues to see it.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 21, 2022, 12:39:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2022, 12:14:41 AM

This has thrown me for a loop on more than one occasion.  "I thought you were bringing a salad?"  "Yep, pasta salad!"

Pasta is pasta!  It never graduates up to salad status, ever.  How would you like it if I took rice, mixed in some mayo, and called it a salad!  Thought so!

Might even be Jello salad.

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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 21, 2022, 01:47:54 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 21, 2022, 03:58:37 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2022, 12:21:39 AM

There are currently 4 daisy-chained queues to see it.
I'll be glad when it's over just so they can get back to showing real news.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2022, 09:32:30 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on September 21, 2022, 12:39:21 AMMight even be Jello salad.

I'm convinced that the 70s were just a drug-induced haze and nothing that happened in those times is considered canon.
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Post by: Luther Martini on September 21, 2022, 10:07:07 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2022, 12:14:41 AMThis has thrown me for a loop on more than one occasion.  "I thought you were bringing a salad?"  "Yep, pasta salad!"

Pasta is pasta!  It never graduates up to salad status, ever.  How would you like it if I took rice, mixed in some mayo, and called it a salad!  Thought so!

Perhaps it qualifies as salad for people who think that mac & cheese is an entree.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 21, 2022, 10:13:49 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 21, 2022, 09:32:30 AMI'm convinced that the 70s were just a drug-induced haze and nothing that happened in those times is considered canon.
Maybe, but that jello salad looks really tasty!
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 21, 2022, 10:54:58 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on September 21, 2022, 01:47:54 AM

Guy in the back yells "Yes they did!"
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 21, 2022, 11:39:58 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 21, 2022, 10:13:49 AMMaybe, but that jello salad looks really tasty!
During my 8 day stint in the hospital, I was given jello--had not eaten any for 30 years or so, and found I liked it.  So, like you, that jello salad does look really tasty!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2022, 12:41:19 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 21, 2022, 10:54:58 AMGuy in the back yells "Yes they did!"
Just like mine.
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Post by: Cassia on September 21, 2022, 04:11:30 PM
 It's not like the effectivity of prayer would be hard to prove. After thousands of years of pleading to a vacuum, the matter should be settled.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2022, 07:10:48 PM
Quote from: Luther Martini on September 21, 2022, 10:07:07 AMPerhaps it qualifies as salad for people who think that mac & cheese is an entree.
Anything's an entree if you order a pound of it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 21, 2022, 07:22:38 PM
Quote from: Cassia on September 21, 2022, 04:11:30 PM It's not like the effectivity of prayer would be hard to prove. After thousands of years of pleading to a vacuum, the matter should be settled.
If it were "settled" people wouldn't waste their time praying. I had to tell one FNG that he'd better be passing ammo while praying or I'd send him back to the States in three separate boxes. He believed me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2022, 08:04:19 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2022, 08:11:34 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 22, 2022, 12:18:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 22, 2022, 08:04:19 AM

3 people found that helpful by the way. I'm curious about what...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 22, 2022, 12:23:18 PM
So people just say salad, but don't specify it? Weird.

Why don't they just add i.e. pasta to it? We do the samw thing but like thst. Potato salad, pasta salad...
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2022, 04:30:32 PM


Only the truly worthy may perform this feat
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2022, 05:19:59 PM
Stick an air hose in the bottom bucket and stand back.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2022, 09:54:28 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 23, 2022, 12:13:20 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 22, 2022, 12:18:54 PM3 people found that helpful by the way. I'm curious about what...

They feel less like failures as parents.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 24, 2022, 01:15:04 AM


*checks wikipedia*
Whew.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 24, 2022, 01:15:35 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 24, 2022, 01:58:13 AM
I don't think prayer is about results. It's some sort of a coping mechanism, a sort of meditation. Just one with an open end. If the result is good, they say 'my prayer was accepted', if not, it wasn't accepted. In the end, god has a plan.

My guess would be that modern believers rely on prayer more than people lived before... roughly electricity in their daily lives. Old people obviously had more religious routines, rituals, prayers. But reliance in daily practice is different, praying as a habit because it's a strict rule is different. It's not something special with the latter. It's like the course in courses of meal. Everyone is aware there is no meal because there are courses, but the other way around. Because they make almost everything themselves, people die young, no social contract...



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Post by: Blackleaf on September 24, 2022, 09:37:00 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 24, 2022, 01:58:13 AMI don't think prayer is about results. It's some sort of a coping mechanism, a sort of meditation. Just one with an open end. If the result is good, they say 'my prayer was accepted', if not, it wasn't accepted. In the end, god has a plan.

My guess would be that modern believers rely on prayer more than people lived before... roughly electricity in their daily lives. Old people obviously had more religious routines, rituals, prayers. But reliance in daily practice is different, praying as a habit because it's a strict rule is different. It's not something special with the latter. It's like the course in courses of meal. Everyone is aware there is no meal because there are courses, but the other way around. Because they make almost everything themselves, people die young, no social contract...

When I was a Christian, I was taught that God answers prayers with "yes," "no," or "not yet." Basically, no matter what happens, God gets credit. Might as well pray to a jug of milk.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 24, 2022, 11:55:38 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 24, 2022, 09:37:00 AMWhen I was a Christian, I was taught that God answers prayers with "yes," "no," or "not yet." Basically, no matter what happens, God gets credit. Might as well pray to a jug of milk.
"God always answers prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO!"
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 24, 2022, 12:29:28 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 24, 2022, 11:55:38 AM"God always answers prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO!"
Or like melania's jacket--god says I don't give a flying fuck!! Do you???!
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 24, 2022, 01:07:22 PM
There is also a passage people in church liked to quote a lot.

Matthew 7:7-11 - "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.

"Which of you, if your son asks for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake? If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give good gifts to those who ask him!"

Pretty big promises being made there. And this isn't the only passage like this. According to the Bible, followers of Jesus would have the power to tell mountains to move, but I made plenty of requests smaller than that and got nothing.
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Post by: Cassia on September 24, 2022, 03:25:23 PM
When I see a full-grown adult talking about prayer with a straight face, my immediate thought is that this person has not rationally developed at all and is basically a child. 

Most people are very susceptible to con men, symbolism, emotions and gut reactions, baseless ideologies, fear mongers, magicians, subliminal suggestion, hard print, and conspiracies.

Susceptibility does not seem to be 100% correlated with IQ. There is some other factor. It would be a great subject for a study.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 24, 2022, 05:25:35 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 24, 2022, 05:43:23 PM
Quote from: Cassia on September 24, 2022, 03:25:23 PMWhen I see a full-grown adult talking about prayer with a straight face, my immediate thought is that this person has not rationally developed at all and is basically a child.
Sometimes when people try to preach Jesus at me out of the blue, I quote Paul's words back at them: "When I was a child, I thought as a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child. But when I became a man I put away childish things."

Some people just never grow up.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 24, 2022, 05:47:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 24, 2022, 01:15:35 AM
I like big spiders. But then, I like instant coffee in my orange juice...
🕷�🕸�
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 24, 2022, 08:55:25 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 24, 2022, 05:47:31 PMI like big spiders. But then, I like instant coffee in my orange juice...
🕷�🕸�



You like what?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 24, 2022, 10:06:47 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on September 24, 2022, 10:20:48 PM
I used to read ctrl-alt-del. Haven't read that in a long time.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 25, 2022, 08:07:44 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 24, 2022, 08:55:25 PM

You like what?
Yeah, Folger's instant is best, but other brands will do. Can't taste the coffee, just makes the OJ less sweet.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 25, 2022, 10:13:10 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 25, 2022, 11:18:52 AM


Foolproof methodology
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 25, 2022, 02:36:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2022, 05:40:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2022, 10:23:26 PM


I'd watch it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 27, 2022, 11:25:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 26, 2022, 10:23:26 PM

I'd watch it.

Hmm... A Ronin would unite with The Predator, not fight against him, I think, lol.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 27, 2022, 03:04:43 PM
In one of the predators a yakuza fights one of them with a katana  if i remember correctly.
Most badass part of that flick.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on September 27, 2022, 03:47:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2022, 04:03:18 PM


There are horny inmates and there are horny convicts. A horny convict has a certain code. And he knows to show a certain respect. A horny inmate, on the other hand, pulls the pin on his fellow man. Does the guard's work for them. Brings shame to the game. So, which are you gonna be?
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 27, 2022, 05:04:09 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on September 27, 2022, 03:47:40 PM
That's not Satan - it's Giles, goat boy!
🐐
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2022, 10:04:29 PM


I'm expecting 8-10 inches, but it'll probably be more like 4-5 and be a brief experience.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 28, 2022, 12:10:28 AM
You guys do realize that the predator is more like that asshole at the office who goes out exploding small woodland critters on the weekend using bullets with too high a grain count for the target and brags about it on twitter.

https://archive.org/details/2017-prairie-dog-trip

Don't click this link. Especially if you're eating.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 28, 2022, 09:57:01 AM
I use a .50 cal. on coyotes. Should be footage somewhere.
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Post by: aitm on September 28, 2022, 11:53:33 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 27, 2022, 10:04:29 PM

I'm expecting 8-10 inches, but it'll probably be more like 4-5 and be a brief experience.

I was in fort Myers fl, because the job there is in precarious position to flooding, I was going to man the flood pumps. When they said the surge was. 8-12 ' I could have lost my truck. My condo is on the second floor so I wasn't worried about me. But when they upgraded to perhaps 16', I said "sayonara" ft Myers, booked out and now on the other side of the state at home.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 28, 2022, 03:27:49 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 28, 2022, 12:10:28 AMYou guys do realize that the predator is more like that asshole at the office who goes out exploding small woodland critters on the weekend using bullets with too high a grain count for the target and brags about it on twitter.

https://archive.org/details/2017-prairie-dog-trip

Don't click this link. Especially if you're eating.
Thanks! I am eating, but wouldn't have clicked anyway.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 28, 2022, 10:05:50 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 29, 2022, 12:47:13 AM
But what if you turn out to be hitler's biological dad?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 29, 2022, 01:37:07 AM
He is Hitler's biological dad. It's all happened, lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2022, 12:39:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2022, 12:45:21 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 29, 2022, 01:35:26 PM
I give up! What country is it?

🤔
😉

If there were a few more question marks and exclamation points I bet I could've figured it out...
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2022, 02:25:39 PM
Francohispaniola, duh!
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Post by: Dark Lightning on September 29, 2022, 02:34:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 29, 2022, 02:25:39 PMFrancohispaniola, duh!

And when they talk, it comes out, "Blub, blub, blub", since that's all underwater.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 29, 2022, 06:55:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 29, 2022, 02:25:39 PMFrancohispaniola, duh!
Damn, that was right on the tip of my tongue!
😛
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 30, 2022, 08:31:32 PM


Deciphering necron glyphs is kind of a crapshoot. 

Sometimes, you get valuable blackstone, sometimes you get hexarythmic bursts which reveal digital vistas where both man and machine are little more than moths before radiant Star Gods who drink fear and eat hope.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 01, 2022, 01:50:54 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 01, 2022, 02:21:02 PM
I'd like to see a pirate with that  on his shoulder!
🦜
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 01, 2022, 04:19:15 PM
Best picture of my second wife I've seen.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 01, 2022, 05:47:56 PM


Aged like milk.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2022, 12:23:48 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2022, 12:33:50 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2022, 12:45:32 AM
Inspired by real-life events:

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2022, 12:34:02 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 02, 2022, 12:54:44 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 02, 2022, 02:20:34 PM
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I didn't get anything from that.

Quote from: Hydra009 on October 02, 2022, 12:33:50 AM

That's horrifying, if it's real... It's real, isn't it?

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2022, 05:31:28 PM
No, it's not real.  It's a satirical jab at the ubiquity of paywalled news sites, thus requiring the OP to correctly summarize the news articles which he/she linked, an onerous and somewhat difficult task that ought to come with some sort of journalistic award.

The flowers are named "bada bing" and "bada boom", a common New York/Italian mob catchphrase, functionally similar to "voila"
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 02, 2022, 08:02:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 02, 2022, 12:23:48 AM
I'm fairly sure cats never even notice.
🤔
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 02, 2022, 08:06:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 02, 2022, 10:37:20 AM
Venn does the punch line come?
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 02, 2022, 08:11:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 02, 2022, 05:31:28 PMThe flowers are named "bada bing" and "bada boom", a common New York/Italian mob catchphrase, functionally similar to "voila"
They should be named "bada bling" and "bada "bloom."
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 02, 2022, 09:20:54 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 02, 2022, 08:06:38 PMVenn does the punch line come?

My wife watches a lot of TV (I don't, but see bits and pieces when walking through the room), and I've been seeing something about "Andor". I ask about XOR, but she doesn't appear amused.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 03, 2022, 03:45:49 AM
Thanks, Hydra.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 03, 2022, 11:14:21 PM
Dickish on both sides, but I would like to point out that the photog probably got paid some bucks and shouldn't bitch too much. Didn't happen at my wedding. :shrug:
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2022, 11:19:00 PM
Excuse me?  People invited to the wedding get fed.  Photographer is invited, therefore photographer gets fed.  If it were me, he wouldn't even have to ask for food.  The fact that he's paid is neither here nor there.
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 04, 2022, 12:17:11 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 03, 2022, 11:19:00 PMPhotographer is invited,

No he wasn't. He was hired.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 04, 2022, 03:57:31 AM
Yes, he is hired and you do feed him. Not because it's a wedding because he is working. You feed the musicians, no? It's ridiculous to think otherwise, imo.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 04, 2022, 09:26:27 AM
Ikr?  What's he supposed to do, leave the wedding and go to McDonalds?  Bring a bagged lunch and watch other people eat chicken carbonara and cake? 

On a purely practical level, the correct answer is to feed him, to say nothing of a host's duty to guests (even guests paid to provide a service).  Personally, I consider it a major breach of protocol if no food is offered or accepted at a social gathering.

I have recently discovered that this idea of host hospitality is far from universal:

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Post by: Mike Cl on October 04, 2022, 10:24:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 04, 2022, 09:26:27 AMIkr?  What's he supposed to do, leave the wedding and go to McDonalds?  Bring a bagged lunch and watch other people eat chicken carbonara and cake? 

On a purely practical level, the correct answer is to feed him, to say nothing of a host's duty to guests (even guests paid to provide a service).  Personally, I consider it a major breach of protocol if no food is offered or accepted at a social gathering.

I have recently discovered that this idea of host hospitality is far from universal:


That map seems off a bit--at least from personal experience.  both of my grandparents (on mother's side) were born and raised in Sweden.  I spent several full summers with them and tons of other visits.  Whenever a guest showed up, invited or not, grandma always furnished something to eat; and it did not matter when that visit occurred. They lived in Portland and then later moved to a little farm north of Portland.  There was a fairly large group of Swedes living in both Portland and the little town of Scappoose where they had their farm.  Grandpa was always going to one Swedish farm/household to do repairs or help with some task or another.  He and I were always offered coffee and food of some sort every time.  I was lead to believe that that was the norm where they came from in Sweden, as well.
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Post by: Shiranu on October 04, 2022, 01:27:01 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 04, 2022, 03:57:31 AMYes, he is hired and you do feed him. Not because it's a wedding because he is working. You feed the musicians, no? It's ridiculous to think otherwise, imo.
In America? You absolutely don't do that, what do you want handouts for some hippy bums?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 04, 2022, 08:06:48 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 04, 2022, 08:14:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 04, 2022, 08:07:06 PM
Ride 'em, cowboy! 🤠
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 04, 2022, 09:18:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 04, 2022, 08:07:06 PM

Girlfriend's first and last video game. lol
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 05, 2022, 12:13:00 AM

There's a whole series. Kind of interesting.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 05, 2022, 06:40:15 AM
What's the game they are supposed to be playing? I didn't get why the gf will going on a wild ride.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 05, 2022, 09:53:04 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 05, 2022, 06:40:15 AMWhat's the game they are supposed to be playing? I didn't get why the gf will going on a wild ride.

Doki Doki Literature Club. It's modeled after a typical dating simulator, but it gets real dark real fast. The GF won't make it a fourth of the way through the game without dropping her jaw and saying, "What the fuck?"
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2022, 10:25:58 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 05, 2022, 06:40:15 AMWhat's the game they are supposed to be playing? I didn't get why the gf will going on a wild ride.
It's a dating sim that goes the psychological horror route about halfway through.  Really tugs at the ol' heartstrings.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 05, 2022, 10:46:27 AM
Yeah... I've just read a tiny bit about it. Doesn't look like my cup of tea.
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 05, 2022, 11:48:44 AM
It's not tea. It's a game.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 05, 2022, 11:52:43 AM
Tea He.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2022, 12:50:31 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2022, 12:51:52 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 06, 2022, 03:40:59 AM
That's mind blowing if you think about the 'historical' tendencies of 300 years ago. leading to birth of skepticism and all. I swear that could've been posted from 17th century. (Not the content, the context.) The future generations gonna look down on us with some awkward, compassionate pity. Who knows how many historians are trying to put that into a decent discourse. And I have some compassion for them, lol. Mine i snot akward though, well earned. Some clever person will name the 21st century 'the time of the circus' -in latin or anc. greek- and it will be our period name. You know, like Renaissance or Reformation. LOL *Cry
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Post by: Cassia on October 06, 2022, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 06, 2022, 03:40:59 AMThat's mind blowing if you think about the 'historical' tendencies of 300 years ago. leading to birth of skepticism and all. I swear that could've been posted from 17th century. (Not the content, the context.) The future generations gonna look down on us with some awkward, compassionate pity. Who knows how many historians are trying to put that into a decent discourse. And I have some compassion for them, lol. Mine i snot akward though, well earned. Some clever person will name the 21st century 'the time of the circus' -in latin or anc. greek- and it will be our period name. You know, like Renaissance or Reformation. LOL *Cry
The Misinformation Age
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2022, 09:31:48 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 06, 2022, 10:26:15 AM
There's always an ulterior motive.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2022, 12:09:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2022, 06:00:14 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 06, 2022, 07:18:13 PM
"Heads I win."
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2022, 09:43:46 PM
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Post by: Cassia on October 06, 2022, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 06, 2022, 09:43:46 PM
We Sapiens are so "connect the dots".
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2022, 10:09:13 PM
My personal favorite:

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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 06, 2022, 10:31:57 PM
Nope.

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Post by: Unbeliever on October 06, 2022, 10:52:11 PM
That guy's got no legs!?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 07, 2022, 07:08:00 AM
Guy on the left? You can see his shins, legs drawn up.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2022, 08:04:11 AM
If you look closely, you can see his brown shoes and some of his legs behind the kids.  Amazingly well concealed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2022, 08:09:17 AM


Inspired by real events!
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 07, 2022, 08:50:59 AM
After my last foot surgery, I bought a "knee walker", which is a scooter you can put the bad leg on. WAY better than crutches. The surgery before that one, the surgeon had a loaner.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 07, 2022, 09:46:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 08, 2022, 01:29:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 08, 2022, 11:25:47 PM


We don't live in hunter/gatherer times anymore but if we did, do you know what hunters did a lot of the time?  Gather!  So it's not like it's either one or the other.  It's both.
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 09, 2022, 09:59:27 AM
Just proves that douchebros are stupid first and nothing at all after that.
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Post by: Cassia on October 09, 2022, 05:45:31 PM
If they want to sell this Halloween costume, they need a better model.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 09, 2022, 08:13:48 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on October 09, 2022, 09:59:27 AMJust proves that douchebros are stupid first and nothing at all after that.

And all it would have taken is one multi-vitamin a day. I do not have any sympathy for these ignorant fools. I grew up wanting to be a Renaissance man- many skills and much learning. Degree in physics, designed all kinds of cool electrical and mechanical hardware, can and have done repairs on all my vehicles, built homes, leapt over tall buildings in a single bound. Well, shit, can't do it all. :D
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 09, 2022, 09:34:10 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on October 09, 2022, 10:42:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 08, 2022, 11:25:47 PM

We don't live in hunter/gatherer times anymore but if we did, do you know what hunters did a lot of the time?  Gather!  So it's not like it's either one or the other.  It's both.

The story behind it's apparently even better - he was *in an engineering class or something when he just started uni in Bristol, where 170 *students were male, 3 female... and a sociology class where 170 were female, 3 male (this is taken from a podcast he did)

Now, being the alpha macho-chad he was, he noticed that almost all the girls were vegetarians and vegans... so he intentionally only ate chicken meat and beef to stick it to them and piss them off.

In his defense, even he realizes just how fucking stupid he was... but I don't know if you ever REALLY recover from being that dumb.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 09, 2022, 10:56:34 PM
Yeah, and to deal with the scurvy, he had the 280 IQ genius idea of drinking A LITER OF ORANGE JUICE every night but got acid reflux for his troubles.  Drinking a whole liter of OJ in a day is roughly equivalent to brushing your teeth with a fist-sized glob of toothpaste.  It's just waaay too much.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2022, 12:39:28 AM


Sensors:   Sencers or senSORs?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 10, 2022, 08:17:27 AM
Well, it could pronounced fe-malice, so she shouldn't complain too much. :D
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 10, 2022, 08:33:07 AM
Maybe she should stop squeezing her boobs together and take a Spanish class or two.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2022, 04:03:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2022, 04:06:41 PM


Dog: Canidentus domesticus
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2022, 04:49:53 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 11, 2022, 01:15:52 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 10, 2022, 04:03:46 PM
That would've made for a lot of ties, but those hadn't been invented yet either.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2022, 04:33:05 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 11, 2022, 01:15:52 AMThat would've made for a lot of ties, but those hadn't been invented yet either.
I'm going to look up the etymology.  Tie is apparently old english for "cord" or "string" or basically anything that ties something to something else.  Tie in the sense of an even matchup dates back to the 1670s, I suppose in the sense that both competitors are "tied" to 1st place.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2022, 06:20:58 PM


🎵 Letting the days go by
water flowing underground
Into the blue again
after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime
water flowing underground 🎵
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 11, 2022, 07:27:13 PM
Yeah, never buy a house on a street corner. Further, we live on the street where there are only two car lengths from the next street, so if somebody gets stupid and runs into out house, it won't be at any great speed. We had several criteria-

1. Not in a flood plain.
2. Proven earthquake resistance (this house has seen 2 major quakes with epicenters within 20 miles, and is unscathed.
3. Composition roof. This community was built with shake shingle roofs that are notorious for catching fire when the retardants have leached out after several years. This is a replacement roof.
4. Many homes are between us and any fire that comes through our area. Many of them would have to burn, first, and the construction around here uses stucco as an exterior finish. It doesn't burn, period.
5. Now, one can't screen neighbors with much success. When we moved in, it was OK. Then a family moved in next door with a lunatic wife. We had to put up CCTV cameras to reduce the vandalism, but it didn't stop that vicious guttersnipe from spreading all kinds of untruths in the neighborhood.

Guess that ain't too funny a picture. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2022, 05:38:34 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2022, 05:30:01 PM


Me IRL! (pretend it's a different head speaking)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2022, 09:34:08 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 12, 2022, 10:27:16 PM
I don't want or need an explanation, but I will say that I don't know who that guy is, I've never seen more than a random blurb on TV (when my wife is watching) of Game of Thrones (which she doesn't even watch, it's just there on commercial breaks), and have seen snippets of the Lord of the Rings movies when my sons were watching. #fossil
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2022, 11:18:25 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on October 12, 2022, 10:27:16 PMI don't want or need an explanation, but I will say that I don't know who that guy is, I've never seen more than a random blurb on TV (when my wife is watching) of Game of Thrones (which she doesn't even watch, it's just there on commercial breaks), and have seen snippets of the Lord of the Rings movies when my sons were watching. #fossil
Oof.  That hurts.

The meme format is from the #3 comedy-film Borat, a wacky story of a Kazakhstan native's immigration to the United States, with ensuing cultural misunderstandings.  (He's only familiar with the US through Baywatch)  The film has a second layer of sharp criticism of the US through sarcastic praise and the audience going along with racist, misogynistic, or warmongering rhetoric.

Game of Thrones is basically the fantasy equivalent of the ineptly repainted Jesus painting.  I've never seen so much potential squandered so hard and so unapologetically.

And Lord of the Rings is a 3-film masterpiece whose source material pretty much single-handedly created the fantasy genre as we know it - dragons, magical artifacts, elves, dwarves, orcs/goblins, the epic struggle of good versus evil, etc.  Every last second of those movies is gold.  If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and check it out.  I have yet to meet a single person who saw it and didn't at least somewhat like it.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 12, 2022, 11:34:19 PM
Yeah, LOTR was wonderful! I wish they'd make a movie from The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant. I enjoyed the hell out of reading that.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 13, 2022, 12:21:44 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2022, 12:37:01 AM
My go-to when someone brings up detox is to exclaim "Oh my god!  What happened to your liver?!" with concern.  When they give the expected response that their liver is just fine, then I'm free to declare that a functioning liver is the detox!
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Post by: Shiranu on October 13, 2022, 01:27:50 AM
Given are proximity to the singularity, I wonder how exponentially more common those comics may become.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 13, 2022, 02:46:06 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 12, 2022, 11:18:25 PMOof.  That hurts.

The meme format is from the #3 comedy-film Borat, a wacky story of a Kazakhstan native's immigration to the United States, with ensuing cultural misunderstandings.  (He's only familiar with the US through Baywatch)  The film has a second layer of sharp criticism of the US through sarcastic praise and the audience going along with racist, misogynistic, or warmongering rhetoric.

Game of Thrones is basically the fantasy equivalent of the ineptly repainted Jesus painting.  I've never seen so much potential squandered so hard and so unapologetically.

And Lord of the Rings is a 3-film masterpiece whose source material pretty much single-handedly created the fantasy genre as we know it - dragons, magical artifacts, elves, dwarves, orcs/goblins, the epic struggle of good versus evil, etc.  Every last second of those movies is gold.  If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and check it out.  I have yet to meet a single person who saw it and didn't at least somewhat like it.

George R. Martin also liked to consider his fantasy to be more realistic. LotR is good vs evil. GoT has no pure evil or good characters, but everyone is a shade of gray. LotR has happy endings, while resolutions in GoT may be quite disturbing or sad. The main cast in LotR pretty much have plot armor, while GoT may just kill main cast members unceremoniously, catching the audience off guard.

That is, until you get to the end. Then you've got a war of humans against unambiguously evil zombies, characters with plot armor able to survive against overwhelming odds, and a fairly happy ending, where the zombies are killed, the corrupt government is replaced with a new one, and a compromise is made that makes pretty much everyone happy. Except for all the unnamed background characters who died in an attempt to retain the show's shock factor.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2022, 09:25:21 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 13, 2022, 02:46:06 AMGeorge R. Martin also liked to consider his fantasy to be more realistic. LotR is good vs evil. GoT has no pure evil or good characters, but everyone is a shade of gray.
Not everyone.  There are plenty of pure evil characters (Cersei, Ramsay, Joffrey) and a couple of nearly purely good ones (Missande, Samwell)  but yeah, most people are more mixed and torn than is typical in the genre.

QuoteThe main cast in LotR pretty much have plot armor, while GoT may just kill main cast members unceremoniously, catching the audience off guard.

That is, until you get to the end. Then you've got a war of humans against unambiguously evil zombies, characters with plot armor able to survive against overwhelming odds
Even before the end, you have a character take a massive stab wound and get dumped into a filthy canal and they're fine.  There are indeed quite a few characters who cannot die under any circumstances, betraying the core anyone-can-die premise.

Quoteand a fairly happy ending, where the zombies are killed, the corrupt government is replaced with a new one, and a compromise is made that makes pretty much everyone happy.
It's not so much that those things happened, but that they happened nearly effortlessly and basically overnight.  A massive existential problem comparable to global warming and a seemingly eternal cycle of corruption and violence solved just like that.  In a show where nothing happens effortlessly.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 13, 2022, 10:53:50 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 13, 2022, 02:46:06 AMGeorge R. Martin also liked to consider his fantasy to be more realistic.

If by realistic he mean everyone is corrupt and violent, everyone is either a victimizer or a victim, then okay.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2022, 01:23:01 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on October 13, 2022, 10:53:50 AMIf by realistic he mean everyone is corrupt and violent, everyone is either a victimizer or a victim, then okay.
To be fair, that's largely accurate to the state of affairs in European medieval history.  If any of us were to time travel to those times, we'd be shocked by how people of those times behave (https://www.historyextra.com/period/medieval/life-violence-middle-ages-murder-crime/).
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Post by: Shiranu on October 13, 2022, 02:16:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 13, 2022, 01:23:01 PMTo be fair, that's largely accurate to the state of affairs in European medieval history.  If any of us were to time travel to those times, we'd be shocked by how people of those times behave (https://www.historyextra.com/period/medieval/life-violence-middle-ages-murder-crime/).
It's shocking to me that Americans don't seem to realize... a lot of the "real" OG European-Americans (from the N.E. tip of Canada to Portuguese Brasil) came here to escape religious and political oppression; it wasn't until England and France began sending it's industry and military here that the violence actually really sparked off in the North. Latin America... it was pretty terrible from the start and just went down hill.

Imagine if where you lived the living conditions, the oppression, the violence... all of it was so bad, that you were willing to hop on a rotting wooden ship your group could pull up enough money for passage on... then travel for months at sea, with risk of starvation, disease, storm and God knows what all that will knock out likely the majority of your pack...

All based on the word of some guy from a foreign empire that said he discovered some decent land, and there are no European governments there.

I don't know, but for me... I rather not imagine living conditions so bad that would make that option the "nicer" of the two.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 13, 2022, 03:05:21 PM
Some of the Puritans emigrated to North America because England wasn't repressive enough.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 13, 2022, 03:23:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 13, 2022, 01:23:01 PMTo be fair, that's largely accurate to the state of affairs in European medieval history.  If any of us were to time travel to those times, we'd be shocked by how people of those times behave (https://www.historyextra.com/period/medieval/life-violence-middle-ages-murder-crime/).

Absolutely, yet Westeros and Middle Earth are imaginary places with supernatural creatures-- they represent the Middle Ages as much as Twilight represents twentieth-century Washington state, which at least is a real place. What they do reflect is the authors' minds, what they care about, what they have to say, and how good they are at writing and crafting compelling stories.

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2022, 03:37:21 PM
Hey now, just about every decent story out there is about good characters going through serious struggles.  The alternative is Mary Sue stories (overpowered, flawless characters who effortlessly solve whatever problems arise) and people hate those.

On the other side of the sliding scale of cynicism, if all the good characters died or failed, then that'd be a big downer and an utterly pointless story.  Instead, some of the good characters survive and go through a lot crap for *fingers crossed* a big payoff at the end.  Maybe.

P.S. - we also get the occasional Purple Wedding, so the bad guys do get what they deserve eventually.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 13, 2022, 05:57:58 PM
Purple Wedding? Is that when the old guy eats a pie with...his family?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2022, 06:57:40 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 13, 2022, 05:57:58 PMPurple Wedding? Is that when the old guy eats a pie with...his family?
I'm talking about the King's Landing incident.

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Post by: the_antithesis on October 13, 2022, 09:32:07 PM
So, there's a purple wedding, a red wedding and a...


Nice day for it.
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Post by: Cassia on October 14, 2022, 09:15:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 13, 2022, 03:37:21 PMHey now, just about every decent story out there is about good characters going through serious struggles.  The alternative is Mary Sue stories (overpowered, flawless characters who effortlessly solve whatever problems arise) and people hate those.

On the other side of the sliding scale of cynicism, if all the good characters died or failed, then that'd be a big downer and an utterly pointless story.  Instead, some of the good characters survive and go through a lot crap for *fingers crossed* a big payoff at the end.  Maybe.

P.S. - we also get the occasional Purple Wedding, so the bad guys do get what they deserve eventually.

I am a strange cat, I guess. I vaguely follow the storylines, but I am in it for the environment, the vibe, and the occasional moments of great messaging. LOTR has all that as does HP. GOT was a bit too much like The Real Housewives, but it had enough of what I like....so that I hung in there.

The line I like most from LOTR is sometimes incorrectly attributed to Tolkien. It is a line from the Hobbit movie that did not appear in the books.
 
"Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.

This so much more profound than anything in the babble.

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Post by: Mike Cl on October 14, 2022, 10:18:54 AM
Quote from: Cassia on October 14, 2022, 09:15:19 AMI am a strange cat, I guess. I vaguely follow the storylines, but I am in it for the environment, the vibe, and the occasional moments of great messaging. LOTR has all that as does HP. GOT was a bit too much like The Real Housewives, but it had enough of what I like....so that I hung in there.

The line I like most from LOTR is sometimes incorrectly attributed to Tolkien. It is a line from the Hobbit movie that did not appear in the books.
 
"Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.

This so much more profound than anything in the babble.


Yes, you are strange (in a very good way) and I can easily picture you as a cat (I love cats).  Those are two very good traits to have and is one of the reasons I love your presence on this board.  Keep up with the strangeness. !!! :))
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Post by: Cassia on October 14, 2022, 10:38:31 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 14, 2022, 10:18:54 AMYes, you are strange (in a very good way) and I can easily picture you as a cat (I love cats).  Those are two very good traits to have and is one of the reasons I love your presence on this board.  Keep up with the strangeness. !!! :))

Thankyou Mike! This is a rare little collection of wonderful people we have here. People who are brave enough to think things out.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2022, 10:58:35 AM
Quote from: Cassia on October 14, 2022, 09:15:19 AMI am a strange cat, I guess. I vaguely follow the storylines, but I am in it for the environment, the vibe, and the occasional moments of great messaging. LOTR has all that as does HP.
This is super off-topic, but I thought HP didn't handle magic in a very consistent way.  One moment, it's polymorph and stupify, the next it's time travel (a godlike power when used creatively, just ask Dr Who) and death curses.

Magic is a dangerous thing to add to a story because it can serve too much as a deus ex machina.  So when an author builds a story where magic is central, I expect it to have certain rules and limitations.  In the HP universe, just about anything goes at any time, which I guess is its main draw, but I found it very confusing and never knew if the protagonists were in over their heads or not.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 14, 2022, 11:29:40 AM
My take was that magic in HP is so quirky that it follows rules that wouldn't make sense to muggles or the reader. Also there is the Ministry of Magic that polices misuse. The tone of the story made it very easy for me to just roll with it. With other series though I can totally go all Annie Wilkes.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2022, 11:34:01 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 14, 2022, 10:18:54 AMYes, you are strange (in a very good way) and I can easily picture you as a cat (I love cats).  Those are two very good traits to have and is one of the reasons I love your presence on this board.  Keep up with the strangeness. !!! :))

Yeah, it gets lonely here in Arkham.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 14, 2022, 04:27:00 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2022, 11:34:01 AMYeah, it gets lonely here in Arkham.
Sama, I put you in the 'strange' category, as well--also in a good way.  As I came to realize just how strange I am I had a period when that distressed me.  Then I came to realize that I liked my strangeness.  It's kind of akin to I'd rather be healthy than normal.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2022, 07:10:20 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 14, 2022, 04:27:00 PMSama, I put you in the 'strange' category, as well--also in a good way.  As I came to realize just how strange I am I had a period when that distressed me.  Then I came to realize that I liked my strangeness.  It's kind of akin to I'd rather be healthy than normal.
I offer, as reply, an old Amish saying.

THEY'RE ALL MAD SAVE THEE AND ME, AND THEE I'M NONE TOO SURE ABOUT.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2022, 10:11:10 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 15, 2022, 12:24:15 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 14, 2022, 04:27:00 PMSama, I put you in the 'strange' category, as well--also in a good way.  As I came to realize just how strange I am I had a period when that distressed me.  Then I came to realize that I liked my strangeness.  It's kind of akin to I'd rather be healthy than normal.
Indeed, I too relish my strangetude! 🥸
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 15, 2022, 07:09:10 AM


ngl, I'm really invested in this story
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Post by: aitm on October 15, 2022, 08:18:03 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2022, 07:10:20 PMI offer, as reply, an old Amish saying.

THEY'RE ALL MAD SAVE THEE AND ME, AND THEE I'M NONE TOO SURE ABOUT.

Yer all a bit weird. Non-conformists. Which begs the question, does non-conformity breed atheism or vice versa. Which do you think came first in your "vision" of your behavior? For me, I think non-conformity led me to atheism, because everyone else was into all this whack-a-doo shit that they didn't even really believe it. The first time I read the babble, my thoughts were, this is fucking nonsense. The second time, pure idiocy. These people don't even believe their own crazy ass shit.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 15, 2022, 08:43:06 AM
Even as a child in Oregon (up to the 5th grade) I felt a bit out of it.  when I moved to Alabama that feeling grew because my nose was rubbed in it.  Alabama has bibles growing out of bushes it seems and a church (and bar) several to the block, it seems.  I tried going to several churches there but, if anything, it made me feel more of the odd man out, for none of it made much sense.  My atheism grew from there.
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Post by: Cassia on October 15, 2022, 09:39:25 AM
Quote from: aitm on October 15, 2022, 08:18:03 AMYer all a bit weird. Non-conformists. Which begs the question, does non-conformity breed atheism or vice versa. Which do you think came first in your "vision" of your behavior? For me, I think non-conformity led me to atheism, because everyone else was into all this whack-a-doo shit that they didn't even really believe it. The first time I read the babble, my thoughts were, this is fucking nonsense. The second time, pure idiocy. These people don't even believe their own crazy ass shit.
It is a good question. I can multi-task...sure and yes fast thinkers are applauded by society. Slow and deep thoughts are more to my liking. That disconnected kid last in line as the class follows the teacher down the hallway. The kid who wants to know "why?". Turns out most people don't really know why, LOL. I was that future electrical engineer who figures out voltage is pressure; a capacitor is a holding tank, and a transistor is a valve, and that music is a combination of math, the Fourier series and pattern recognition. Not magical or divine inspiration.

So, they teach science and then they tell us to ignore it! All of a sudden gravity no longer applies or a burning bush can defy entropy and the explanation is to "just have faith". Why? Crickets. That's not good enough. Bye-Bye god, jesus, mary and joe; you are just noise.

Then I came to the realization that so much simian and human interaction IS meaningless noise, devoid of the good stuff. Insecurities, fears, guilt, sex ploys and power plays. And now we have social media to exponentially transmit and retransmit and amplify all that noise. I can spy on it without getting involved. What a mess, the downward spiral towards extinction.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 15, 2022, 10:23:29 AM
Too damn close to the system's star.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 15, 2022, 02:30:05 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 15, 2022, 05:23:36 PM
Quote from: aitm on October 15, 2022, 08:18:03 AMThese people don't even believe their own crazy ass shit.
Yeah, show me someone who believes in the Bible and I'll show you someone who's never read the damned thing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 15, 2022, 06:48:24 PM
Quote from: Cassia on October 15, 2022, 09:39:25 AMIt is a good question. I can multi-task...sure and yes fast thinkers are applauded by society.
I'm almost convinced that multi-tasking is some sort of collective myth.  I have yet to see true multitasking, only people switching tasks rapidly (which is inefficient because there's a slight delay every time people switch tasks)

QuoteSlow and deep thoughts are more to my liking.
I can do one of those.  :P

QuoteThe kid who wants to know "why?". Turns out most people don't really know why, LOL.
I actually really like and appreciate people asking those sorts of elemental questions.  I once worked a register and had a kid ask me why people use money to buy things and I told him I didn't know but told him that it was an interesting question.  Later, I went down a hell of a rabbit hole trying to figure it out.

I don't know why adults have such a hard time telling kids that they don't know.  Nowadays, you can just tell the kid you'll look it up and get back to them about it, then google it or ask the forum or something.  So there's no excuse for telling the kid to be quiet.  Even questions that seem dumb can be good teaching moments and it's important to reward intellectual curiosity among kids.

QuoteI was that future electrical engineer who figures out voltage is pressure; a capacitor is a holding tank, and a transistor is a valve, and that music is a combination of math, the Fourier series and pattern recognition. Not magical or divine inspiration.
*head explodes*  Ever see those graphs of electricity and magnetism?



Blew my mind!

Music is indeed math and pattern recognition, though I have also heard it called "three chords and the truth".  Also, I'm fond of thinking of music as like painting, but painting across a canvas of time rather than space.

QuoteSo, they teach science and then they tell us to ignore it!
Yeah, it drives me nuts that these factoids are pounded into us as kids but then the actual significance behind them seems to erode, so adults retain the barebones basic explanation (heavy stuff weighs more) but not often the more interesting explanations (mass "warps" spacetime and possibly, gravitons are a thing)

QuoteThen I came to the realization that so much simian and human interaction IS meaningless noise, devoid of the good stuff. Insecurities, fears, guilt, sex ploys and power plays. And now we have social media to exponentially transmit and retransmit and amplify all that noise. I can spy on it without getting involved. What a mess, the downward spiral towards extinction.
Touché!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 15, 2022, 11:32:05 PM


I would almost certainly get accidentally transporter cloned and would be 100% on board with that.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 16, 2022, 12:03:21 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 14, 2022, 10:58:35 AMThis is super off-topic, but I thought HP didn't handle magic in a very consistent way.  One moment, it's polymorph and stupify, the next it's time travel (a godlike power when used creatively, just ask Dr Who) and death curses.

Magic is a dangerous thing to add to a story because it can serve too much as a deus ex machina.  So when an author builds a story where magic is central, I expect it to have certain rules and limitations.  In the HP universe, just about anything goes at any time, which I guess is its main draw, but I found it very confusing and never knew if the protagonists were in over their heads or not.

They kind of balanced time travel by making it so you couldn't change history. Anything you do with it has to have already happened. And if you bump into another iteration of yourself, something very bad happens to you. So to make the most of it, you have to do what Hermione does, and plan your time with it carefully. You could also only go back a maximum of five hours.

There's also only one time turner left. As long as you ignore The Cursed Child, which every fan should.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 16, 2022, 12:08:57 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 15, 2022, 06:48:24 PMI'm almost convinced that multi-tasking is some sort of collective myth.  I have yet to see true multitasking, only people switching tasks rapidly (which is inefficient because there's a slight delay every time people switch tasks)

There was a time once when I was having a conversation with someone while typing on my keyboard. I was even able to realize when I'd made a typo, without looking or stopping the conversation. The person I was talking to thought it was weird. Don't think I can do that anymore.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 16, 2022, 04:09:02 AM
Quote from: aitm on October 15, 2022, 08:18:03 AMYer all a bit weird. Non-conformists. Which begs the question, does non-conformity breed atheism or vice versa. Which do you think came first in your "vision" of your behavior?

I'm not sure I'm a non-conformist. I can't remember a time I believed in God though.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 16, 2022, 08:48:00 AM
Larry Niven wrote about teleporter disks that didn't bring the bad things in your body. Every time you used the disks you got healthier.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 16, 2022, 02:42:05 PM


Only gigachads can survive execution, apparently.

Did Socrates know about this?  That dude was built back in the day.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 16, 2022, 04:24:45 PM
Crucifixion was supposed to be a long slow death.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 16, 2022, 05:51:47 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 16, 2022, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 16, 2022, 02:42:05 PM

Only gigachads can survive execution, apparently.

Did Socrates know about this?  That dude was built back in the day.
I was under the impression that Jesus did not, in fact, "survive the execution process."
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 16, 2022, 10:33:36 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 16, 2022, 10:07:47 PMI was under the impression that Jesus did not, in fact, "survive the execution process."

He didn't. Oh, wait, yes he did! Uhhh

Only a nonsense story could come up with this scenario.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 16, 2022, 11:05:50 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 16, 2022, 10:07:47 PMI was under the impression that Jesus did not, in fact, "survive the execution process."
Most people tend to not survive being starved/exhausted, stabbed, and buried.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2022, 12:30:00 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2022, 08:45:31 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 17, 2022, 08:51:24 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 16, 2022, 11:05:50 PMMost people tend to not survive being starved/exhausted, stabbed, and buried.
So very true.  Except when the 'person' is a fictional character and then the author can make him do whatever the author wants him to do. I mean, how many times has Wiley E. Coyote been exhausted, stabbed, and buried and then there he is again!
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 17, 2022, 10:59:39 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 17, 2022, 08:45:31 AM

25nd? lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2022, 02:40:06 PM


Real talk, that sad loser hippy and his best and only friend - a dog - are the heart and soul of this show.  And as far as I'm concerned, everything that happens is seen through his drug-addled brain, which explains all the monster activity and Scooby talking to him (his "Scooby Snacks" are in fact edibles in the form of pot-infused dog biscuits.  Fred isn't offering Scobby Snacks to Scooby, but instead to Shaggy)
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 18, 2022, 08:09:03 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2022, 01:24:54 PM


Chinese substitution cipher
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2022, 10:21:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2022, 10:23:29 PM


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_tern
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 19, 2022, 12:36:33 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 18, 2022, 10:21:59 PM
Me after a crafty wank.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 19, 2022, 01:12:55 AM
OK, I guess someone has to ask: what is a "crafty" wank?
🤔
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 19, 2022, 02:06:35 AM
Quoteinformal•British
    (of something pleasurable) consumed or done in an unplanned, surreptitious way.
    "he sneaked off to a toilet for a crafty fag"
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 19, 2022, 04:28:08 AM
In america a crafty fag would be a term used for something quite different.

Mind you, you could go to a crafty fag for a crafty wank.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 19, 2022, 06:50:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2022, 07:37:58 AM


Imagination, drama, and math rocks.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2022, 09:35:22 AM
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 19, 2022, 09:55:46 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 19, 2022, 09:35:22 AM
Well, I'll be damned!!  With logic like that Jesus IS real. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2022, 10:55:55 AM


They need to stop cutting off headlines :/
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 19, 2022, 11:42:09 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 19, 2022, 09:35:22 AM



Goodbye Blue Sky
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 19, 2022, 02:34:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 19, 2022, 09:35:22 AM
It's clouds. Try going outside once in a decade or so.
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Post by: nuclear on October 19, 2022, 04:40:02 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on October 19, 2022, 06:14:01 PM
Quote from: nuclear on October 19, 2022, 04:40:02 PM
I would replace the Hulkanator with Ben Shapiro, and probably replace the stock image with Ben Shapiro as well.
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Post by: Cassia on October 19, 2022, 08:55:19 PM
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Post by: Cassia on October 19, 2022, 08:56:29 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 20, 2022, 04:13:30 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 20, 2022, 08:45:56 AM
https://www.getfunwith.com/story/hell-explained/

QuoteHELL EXPLAINED

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

    If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
    If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 10:52:55 AM


Now, they've gone too far!  Appropriating my culture!  Though that costume is pretty spot on...
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 20, 2022, 11:07:22 AM
Pants aren't baggie enough.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 02:12:41 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on October 20, 2022, 11:07:22 AMPants aren't baggie enough.
You're referring to the JNCO-style jeans?  Cause that's mostly a nu-metal thing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 04:46:58 PM


It's all about risk assessment.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 05:53:38 PM


🥬
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 20, 2022, 06:59:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 07:23:09 PM
I'll give them football and metric, but I'll be damned if I call the first floor the "ground floor".  If I have to go to the 3rd floor, I don't want to have to do math to figure out where it is.  The American convention is superior in this instance and a couple others.  Looking at you, french student grade levels (cour moyen 1, cour moyen 2, sixième, cinquième)
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 07:56:33 PM


https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/10/17-year-old-discovers-planet-on-third-day-of-internship-with-nasa.html

Gas giant in a binary system 1,300 light years away
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 20, 2022, 09:38:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 07:56:33 PM

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/10/17-year-old-discovers-planet-on-third-day-of-internship-with-nasa.html

Gas giant in a binary system 1,300 light years away

He's standing on the shoulders of giants. All the hardware and software and infrastructure don't make him special that he found something with it all.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 11:36:47 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on October 20, 2022, 09:38:11 PMHe's standing on the shoulders of giants. All the hardware and software and infrastructure don't make him special that he found something with it all.
A win is a win, regardless.  :P
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 20, 2022, 11:44:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 11:36:47 PMA win is a win, regardless.  :P

Hollow win, in my book.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 11:53:23 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on October 20, 2022, 11:44:26 PMHollow win, in my book.
I'll inform the residents of Wolftopia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TOI_1338) that they were discovered in a way that was insufficiently difficult.
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Post by: nuclear on October 21, 2022, 01:33:17 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 21, 2022, 02:04:37 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 11:53:23 PMI'll inform the residents of Wolftopia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TOI_1338) that they were discovered in a way that was insufficiently difficult.

Wolftopia?

So can we ship all the furries there?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2022, 09:57:43 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 20, 2022, 07:23:09 PMI'll give them football and metric, but I'll be damned if I call the first floor the "ground floor".  If I have to go to the 3rd floor, I don't want to have to do math to figure out where it is.  The American convention is superior in this instance and a couple others.  Looking at you, french student grade levels (cour moyen 1, cour moyen 2, sixième, cinquième)
It's the first floor above the ground floor. The ground floor is level with the ground or sunk into the ground.
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 21, 2022, 10:58:54 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on October 21, 2022, 02:04:37 AMWolftopia?

So can we ship all the furries there?

I've been in favor of letting furries have their own sovereign nation. We'd know exactly where to send the nukes.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2022, 01:27:46 PM
When it absolutely has to be there yesterday.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 01:29:45 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on October 21, 2022, 02:04:37 AMWolftopia?

So can we ship all the furries there?
The intern's first name is Wolf.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 01:30:17 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 21, 2022, 01:36:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 01:29:45 PMThe intern's first is Wolf.

Yeah, i read the article. ^^

But you must understand, i run on puns.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 01:44:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 03:19:12 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 21, 2022, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 03:19:12 PM

In elementary school  one of the cutest girls had a thing for me, i'm told. Told by a girl who knew her, and who i knew in late high school qnd college, and whose brother i knew wel.
She even asked me to dance at the school outing.

So thick-skulled sometimes. Did not see it at the time.

I remember she whacked me on the head once. Called me an idiot. I had it coming, though. All thing concidering, she was right.
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Post by: Cassia on October 21, 2022, 08:01:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 01:44:48 PM
I have designed cpu boards using DDR RAM that had to work from -40 to 85 Deg C (-40 to 185 F). For every data word stored at a particular RAM address, the hardware would calculate a redundant code and store it in an extra RAM chip. When the processor went to read the data, it would also read the calculated code and use it to detect and correct errors on the data. Similar codes are used by cell phones to detect and correct errors. It's a fascinating field. The earliest error checking code is called a "parity check" and they just checked for an odd or even number of ones.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2022, 08:05:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 01:30:17 PM
My favorite random plates were on a car driven by a urologist. The plates said "PP MD".
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 10:14:13 PM


Because of course it's this state.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 21, 2022, 10:37:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 10:14:13 PM

Because of course it's this state.

Those women look like they've rode hard and put away wet. Rough lives, and all, right.

Many years ago I saw of a license plate of a urologist, IV SKIN.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2022, 10:39:11 PM


WAAAAAaaaaAGGGGHHH!
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 21, 2022, 10:54:11 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on October 21, 2022, 10:37:43 PMThose women look like they've rode hard and put away wet. Rough lives, and all, right.

They look like they're from the mountains of NC, where I grew up.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2022, 01:51:12 AM
Those women look normal to me. Maybe just had too much sun all their lives.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 22, 2022, 05:33:24 AM
When you should mind your own business

https://tr.pinterest.com/pin/1125968646373375/
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2022, 03:24:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2022, 03:48:16 PM


Nations have waged countless wars over resources, especially land, but sure there's a ton of resources over a not particularly tall ice wall and they all decided to keep off.  🤡

Edit - "BuT WhO'd WaNt FrOzEn LaNd?!"  Norwegians, that's who.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 22, 2022, 03:55:24 PM
Honestly, i've been listening on youtube more to people making fun of flerfs than the devoutly religious, the past few months.

Modus operanti is the same, but i needed new arguments void of any reason and thought, not just the same old ones.
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Post by: Cassia on October 22, 2022, 04:22:31 PM
To be a flat earther you are either looking for attention or you are literally too stupid to be worth engaging with.
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 22, 2022, 04:51:58 PM
I feel like I posted the main video before, so here's his companion video.

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Post by: Blackleaf on October 22, 2022, 11:30:37 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 23, 2022, 03:13:25 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 22, 2022, 11:30:37 PM

I can't think of anything in my life that I'm so passionate about that I would create such a flamboyant display.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2022, 08:07:26 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 23, 2022, 09:13:10 AM
I guess the dude meant : best of worst options.
Tory's ain't got qny good plays left. It's choosing between what is least worst andhow much xrap they can give labours after a general election.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2022, 04:04:21 PM


Too late.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2022, 05:07:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2022, 08:06:29 AM
Reason #1 why "impacts" is everywhere lately:

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 24, 2022, 11:20:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 25, 2022, 02:11:51 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 25, 2022, 11:42:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 26, 2022, 12:16:36 PM


Darmok and Jalad on the ocean
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 27, 2022, 08:38:34 AM


Moderates: Ooh, tough call.
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Post by: Cassia on October 27, 2022, 09:58:03 AM
Yeah, they would gladly bring on the apocalypse to prove they were right after all.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 27, 2022, 11:49:51 PM


Wake up samurai...
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 28, 2022, 01:20:25 AM
Yeah. Who wants to see stars? More ads, please!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 28, 2022, 07:23:58 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 28, 2022, 10:29:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 28, 2022, 07:23:58 PM
Actually, food is the most addictive drug on this planet.  An addiction to food/eating is the hardest addiction there is to control.  We have to eat or we die.  And food is just another form of drugs that keeps our body going; one does not need 'drugs' to (not referring to medical uses of drugs) live, but we have to eat.   
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 28, 2022, 11:22:42 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 28, 2022, 10:29:35 PMActually, food is the most addictive drug on this planet.  An addiction to food/eating is the hardest addiction there is to control.  We have to eat or we die.  And food is just another form of drugs that keeps our body going; one does not need 'drugs' to (not referring to medical uses of drugs) live, but we have to eat.   

I tried to quit my eating addiction, but withdrawal was close to fatal, so I started again. :P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 29, 2022, 08:57:02 AM
Never eat and your addiction will go away in a week or so.
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 27, 2022, 11:49:51 PM

Wake up samurai...
The Man Who Sold the Moon.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 29, 2022, 05:27:03 PM
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Post by: Luther Martini on October 29, 2022, 06:36:36 PM
I really like that definition of religion.  Now, if anyone asks me why I don't follow any religion, I think that I will start answering:

"Personally, I do not have a problem accepting reality, therefore I have no use for a philosophical abstract that allows me to arbitrarily redefine it."
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 29, 2022, 08:06:05 PM
^ I'm in the, "I'm not interested in hearing about your imaginary playmate" camp these days. I don't like having salespeople at the door, so I'm thinking of making a sign for the front gate:

No Soliciting, No Sales
If we wanted it, we would already have it
We don't care about your personal version of Jesus

On second thought,

NO TRESPASSING

is more to the point and it will take less time to make a sign for that. :D

I also want to put a basket at the gate for flyers, because people go up the front door and shove flyers into the door handle. My wife doesn't like that idea, but if I put one up while she's out of town, it'll be welded on. Fait accompli! lol
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Post by: Luther Martini on October 29, 2022, 10:06:39 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on October 29, 2022, 08:06:05 PMNo Soliciting, No Sales
If we wanted it, we would already have it
We don't care about your personal version of Jesus



LOL   Back in the stone age when our home phone was a landline without caller ID or voicemail, we had an answering machine, and used it to screen calls.  At one point, I got so tired of bullshit calls, that I recorded a rather abrupt greeting message that included advice for anyone seeking a donation selling something or proselytizing  to just piss off.  I thought it was funny and pretty effective, but after a day or two my wife strongly advised me to replace it with something less offensive, like restoring the "leave a message after the beep" greeting.  She was right, of course.  It was better to just quietly ignore the caller, and get on with life.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2022, 08:54:45 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2022, 10:34:10 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 30, 2022, 10:56:22 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2022, 09:38:34 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 31, 2022, 10:53:31 AM
Allah Snackbar!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2022, 11:10:42 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 31, 2022, 09:38:34 AM

Well, just living through the non-horror parts, just going around 'I'm Dahmer, I'm Dahmer...' would be enough, I guess. LOL

I know they all listen the interviews and all, naturally, but I wonder what kind of process the actor who plays Kemper in the Mindhunter had. He.was.amazing. Real nightmare material. Fucking Ed Kemper is sitting there, as if it was actually recorded in 60s, hidden somewhere, and then it was secretly taken out for the show, lol. *Shivers. I'll never forget Netflix for canceling that show.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2022, 12:43:54 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 01, 2022, 02:37:48 AM
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Post by: Cassia on November 01, 2022, 08:51:55 AM
We had plenty of Fentanyl and KitKats but not one single trick-or-treater made it all the way down our drive. I was looking at some YouTubes of amateur yard haunts. It's like they overdo it. Every square foot doesn't need a prop with red LED eyes, a dozen different colored flood lights, and all those tiny motion-activated speaks creating a cacophony. Just a few good props with a bit of fog, subdued lighting and good quality sound system just creating an eerie mood. Hey, that's what it looks like around here all the time.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2022, 09:51:31 AM


The Art of the Deal.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 01, 2022, 10:03:51 AM
Can't rely on advertisers? Then get rid of them.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2022, 11:15:28 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2022, 11:34:57 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2022, 11:38:39 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2022, 11:42:56 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 01, 2022, 11:57:02 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 01, 2022, 01:01:34 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 01, 2022, 10:03:51 AMCan't rely on advertisers? Then get rid of them.
"We can't run solely on advertising." /translation
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2022, 04:32:14 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 01, 2022, 05:17:36 PM
Needs a better smellchecker.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 01, 2022, 05:50:43 PM
On the plus side, we found wally.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 01, 2022, 06:35:43 PM


This is the only time this stupid meme has made me laugh.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 02, 2022, 10:26:08 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2022, 09:00:12 AM
New, straighter US map:



Pros:
* Clean lines
* Preserves paired states (North Dakota still north of South Dakota, West Virginia still west of Virginia, etc)
* North Carolina displaces Virginia, contains DC (huge win!)
* Tennessee now someone else's problem
* Heavily populated states of Florida, Texas, and California significantly reduced in size
* Maine even Mainer

Cons:
* Rhode Island significantly less islandy
* World lives in fear of rapidly expanding Vermont
* New Jersey somehow still awful
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2022, 06:31:58 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2022, 09:12:59 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 03, 2022, 09:00:12 AMNew, straighter US map:



Nice move Nevada,lol.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 03, 2022, 10:00:08 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 03, 2022, 09:12:59 PMNice move Nevada,lol.

From redneck to hippy, with a couple of lines! :D
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 04, 2022, 05:40:16 AM
Umbrellas were vintage birth control.

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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 04, 2022, 07:26:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 03, 2022, 06:31:58 PM

I'm dumb
Four to say it?
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 04, 2022, 07:40:56 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 04, 2022, 07:26:53 AMI'm dumb
Four to say it?

Two squared to say it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2022, 07:50:41 AM
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Post by: Cassia on November 04, 2022, 09:28:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 04, 2022, 07:50:41 AM
I think many people are so "specialized" in careers, they are almost devoid of other skills. Not too many making our own clothes, soap, growing food, building their own homes, milking the cow or maintaining a water well these days. Hell, many people can't even cook. But yeah, people did pull together in the old days.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2022, 09:21:17 PM


I normally just teleport to work the instant I roll out of bed.  No shower, no shave - just snap my fingers like a Q and I'm there.  Cause that's how reality works.  A reality where 8 + 8 = 14.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2022, 08:28:27 AM


It's a good thing twitter has plenty of staff on hand to deal with these sorts of issues.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2022, 09:19:00 AM
Basic math, do they still teach it?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2022, 09:57:26 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2022, 09:19:00 AMBasic math, do they still teach it?
Not well.

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Post by: Blackleaf on November 05, 2022, 12:15:29 PM


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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 05, 2022, 03:00:12 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 05, 2022, 09:19:00 AMBasic math, do they still teach it?

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2022, 05:02:09 PM


"You saw nothing, human"
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2022, 08:43:11 AM
New world map just dropped:



Frankly, it's an improvement.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2022, 08:49:23 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2022, 09:17:30 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 06, 2022, 08:43:11 AMNew world map just dropped:



Frankly, it's an improvement.
Is that a Mercator projection?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2022, 02:11:15 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2022, 09:17:30 AMIs that a Mercator projection?
Some people are into an inflated Antarctica.  Don't kinkshame.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 06, 2022, 06:54:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2022, 07:18:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2022, 11:23:40 PM


No wonder I've been feeling out of sorts today.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 07, 2022, 12:15:20 AM
Out of shorts?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 07, 2022, 12:46:13 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 07, 2022, 02:04:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2022, 11:58:34 PM


Then we kinda drifted into "evolution bad, torture good" territory for a while because some people watched a fictitious action show where torture worked well (ironclad logic) and because some Christians thought some arguments from decades prior would work well if you just obfuscate the source of those claims, and did so in an especially clumsy, obvious way.  Surprisingly, that didn't work.  So then lots of people pretended that it was doomsday seemingly every other day for a few years.

Thankfully, we're much saner now.  /s
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 08, 2022, 12:57:59 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on November 07, 2022, 02:04:53 PM

Is that Kristie Alley?
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 08, 2022, 12:03:39 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on November 07, 2022, 02:04:53 PM

I'm not sure how the picture relates to the message.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2022, 12:28:11 PM
Fevered minds going haywire. I blame computers.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2022, 11:51:30 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2022, 07:32:03 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 08, 2022, 12:57:59 AMIs that Kristie Alley?

No. I think she was in black eyed peas.

E: It's 'Kirstie' I guess.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 10, 2022, 09:15:13 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 10, 2022, 10:04:59 AM


You have to deal at least 50% of its hp in damage in a single attack or it takes no damage.

Its attack is to have you fight a mirror match against yourself and you instantly lose if you take any damage.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 10, 2022, 10:26:23 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2022, 07:32:03 AMNo. I think she was in black eyed peas.

E: It's 'Kirstie' I guess.

Kristie Peas?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 10, 2022, 09:14:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2022, 12:46:01 AM


Based!?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 11, 2022, 01:11:42 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 10, 2022, 10:26:23 AMKristie Peas?

LOL. No, her name. The other is a band. Not, my cup of tea, but I always liked the name.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 11, 2022, 01:27:56 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 11, 2022, 01:11:42 AMLOL. No, her name. The other is a band. Not, my cup of tea, but I always liked the name.

Black Eyed Teas?
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Post by: Luther Martini on November 11, 2022, 07:37:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 11, 2022, 12:46:01 AM

Based!?

I too wonder about the basis for that statement.  Is it perhaps that bonding with a bunch of hyper macho assholes ogling the waitstaff would have lowered their IQ sufficiently to buy into the right wing bullshit?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2022, 07:56:14 AM
Hooters is high on the "must see" list for non-USian tourists who come visit here.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 11, 2022, 08:13:23 AM
'D rather see the grand canyon, but i'm just odd like that.

What is fun about drinking warm beer and eating overprized cheeserolls whilst getting 'turned on' amidst four of your friends.

Some of my friends once took me to a strip-club. Was the most awkward night of my life.
No thanks.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2022, 08:34:49 AM
Well, we don't have a grand canyon in St. Louis, but we do have Archie.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2022, 07:37:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2022, 07:56:14 AMHooters is high on the "must see" list for non-USian tourists who come visit here.
That's really sad.  I've heard their wings are good, though.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2022, 07:47:48 PM




The Twitter verification scandal is a gift that keeps on giving.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 11, 2022, 07:53:04 PM
The cities of America are just a bunch of ugly, IMO. Concrete and poorly maintained roads. If you're lucky, the air might be breathable, if they didn't place a chemical plant right next to their residential areas.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 12, 2022, 12:56:33 AM
We've just had this 'where to go when in first US visit' convo with a friend yesterday, lol. He's planning to make a visit on the Appalachian Trail -not all of it, it's over 3200 something km-, and I'm always in with the Grand Canyon. I hope 'll be able to see it one day. My mind jumps to nature when it's America.

But I think people like to visit places that would make them feel awkward when they're international tourists. Seriously, visiting a foreign country is like a licence to do crazy, stupid, silly stuff. You should do it, lol.

Most countries like ours don't have striptease joints or places like hooters, so not just single men, but secular-liberal people, couples do visit those kind of places. Having said that I never wondered either though.

I've told the story of me imitating orgasm in Rocky Horror Show virgin hazing, in front of 200 people in Chelsea Cinemas-NYC a couple of times. LOL Thanks to an old member from here, Milo. I came second, so no prize. :/ But I believe, I represented my country fairly. :p It wasn't just surprising or funny for me, it was also for the audience because you walked under a spot light on the stage, told your name and where you came from before you start to make those silly noises. And the reaction when I said 'Turkey'. Lololololol.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 12, 2022, 07:36:38 AM
If you go to the Grand Canyon, see this
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 12, 2022, 08:48:23 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 12, 2022, 12:56:33 AMI've told the story of me imitating an orgasm in Rocky Horror Show virgin hazing, in front of 200 people in Chelsea Cinemas-NYC a couple of times. LOL Thanks to an old member from here, Milo. I came second, so no prize. :/ But I believe, I represented my country fairly. :p It wasn't just surprising or funny for me, it was also for the audience because you walked under a spot light on the stage, told your name and where you came from before you start to make those silly noises. And the reaction when I said 'Turkey'. Lololololol.

If you faked it, you didn't come second. You didn't come at all!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2022, 10:43:51 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2022, 11:11:34 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 12, 2022, 12:09:13 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 12, 2022, 01:38:38 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 12, 2022, 07:36:38 AMIf you go to the Grand Canyon, see this

I second that.  It's not far from Flagstaff, which is close to the Navajo Nation and a couple of ancient pueblo's.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 12, 2022, 01:43:21 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 12, 2022, 01:38:38 PMI second that.  It's not far from Flagstaff, which is close to the Navajo Nation and a couple of ancient pueblo's.
Meteor Crater Natural Landmark
37.4 mi from Flagstaff.· Interstate 40, Exit, 233, Winslow, AZ 86047
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 12, 2022, 01:43:50 PM
The finale of the "Starman" movie was shot there.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 12, 2022, 02:01:39 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 12, 2022, 01:38:38 PMI second that.  It's not far from Flagstaff, which is close to the Navajo Nation and a couple of ancient pueblo's.

I'll show it to my sister in law, she is part navajo.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2022, 03:06:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2022, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 12, 2022, 12:56:33 AMWe've just had this 'where to go when in first US visit' convo with a friend yesterday, lol. He's planning to make a visit on the Appalachian Trail -not all of it, it's over 3200 something km-, and I'm always in with the Grand Canyon.
Both are excellent choices.  America has a lot of great natural beauty.

For NC, I'd recommend the Outer Banks (coastal islands), the USS NC in Wilmington, some museums in Raleigh (art, history, science), an actual pig pickin' anywhere you can find it, and the Blue Ridge Parkway, especially during autumn.

Edit - forgot Morehead planetarium, Grandfather Mountain (hope you have no fear of heights), and Sliding Rock (natural waterslide formed from water eroding rock for a very, very long time)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 12, 2022, 08:12:26 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 12, 2022, 09:18:45 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2022, 08:34:49 AMWell, we don't have a grand canyon in St. Louis, but we do have Archie.


I was actually there once, on my way to somewhere else, I think San Francisco.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 13, 2022, 01:12:44 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 12, 2022, 08:48:23 AMIf you faked it, you didn't come second. You didn't come at all!

That's the best reaction I've got yet. LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 13, 2022, 09:02:30 AM
Twitter impersonations part II:



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Post by: Hydra009 on November 13, 2022, 03:09:37 PM
Twitter impersonations part III:



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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2022, 12:27:29 AM
These are hilarious. I can't get enough of it. ROFL 
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 14, 2022, 10:07:06 AM


Also me when people say they don't like onions or metal music.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 14, 2022, 10:10:33 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 14, 2022, 10:07:06 AM

Also me when people say they don't like onions or metal music.
I don't say that--but I don't like liver or opera.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 15, 2022, 03:00:59 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 14, 2022, 10:10:33 AMI don't say that--but I don't like liver or opera.

I'll take the liver and opera, after sharing onions and metal with Hydra. :)
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 15, 2022, 08:58:07 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 15, 2022, 03:00:59 AMI'll take the liver and opera, after sharing onions and metal with Hydra. :)
Sure, you can have all of mine--forever and ever! :)
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 15, 2022, 09:25:44 AM
metal onions?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 15, 2022, 09:11:57 PM




Aye it be liek da singung ah de anjuls themnselfs
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Post by: Luther Martini on November 16, 2022, 07:41:24 AM
"O, wad some Power the giftie gie us

To see oursels as ithers see us!"  -- R. Burns
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2022, 08:31:49 AM
I love Scotch!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2022, 08:48:04 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2022, 10:23:13 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 14, 2022, 12:27:29 AMThese are hilarious. I can't get enough of it. ROFL 
Ask and ye shall receive.







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Post by: Hydra009 on November 17, 2022, 10:37:21 AM


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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 17, 2022, 11:26:15 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 17, 2022, 11:27:42 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 17, 2022, 11:30:58 AM


I have one taken sipping beer from an adult holding the glass, in a blanket sleep swing, around 2. LOL
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 17, 2022, 11:32:18 AM


Rofl.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 17, 2022, 11:47:17 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 17, 2022, 11:52:17 AM


"Ah yes, my favorite part of the Iliad is when Sonic kills Achilles."
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 17, 2022, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 17, 2022, 11:52:17 AM

"Ah yes, my favorite part of the Iliad is when Sonic kills Achilles."

Well, he's defeated or killed multiple gods already. Chaos (God of Destruction), Solaris (Sun God of Time), Dark Gaia (another god of destruction, and also the night), one I can't mention because spoilers, and probably a few others I missed. Achilles wouldn't even be his toughest battle, with that weakness of his.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 17, 2022, 11:49:24 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 16, 2022, 08:48:04 AM

I'm so confused...
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Post by: Shiranu on November 18, 2022, 02:20:59 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 17, 2022, 11:49:24 PMI'm so confused...
I know they aren't (right?), but I'm still trying to figure out if they are or aren't what they aren't or are.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2022, 07:10:32 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2022, 01:44:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 18, 2022, 02:01:40 PM
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Post by: Cassia on November 18, 2022, 02:55:48 PM
I think maybe Telley Savalis or Yul Brynner were my parent's version of "the "Rock" architype actor.
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Post by: Cassia on November 18, 2022, 02:57:34 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 18, 2022, 01:44:54 PM
I took "Thermo" I and II my Junior year, I can almost see that.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 18, 2022, 04:48:40 PM
If your engineering thermodynamics class is anything like the class at my alma mater, I'm not surprised. That was the class for mech engineers that separated the men from the boys. I don't think that my physics thermodynamics class was that bad, but I'd studied a fair amount during my training to be a nuclear power plant worker in the Navy.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 19, 2022, 01:12:43 AM
Quote from: Cassia on November 18, 2022, 02:57:34 PMI took "Thermo" I and II my Junior year, I can almost see that.

*Respect.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 19, 2022, 03:53:54 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 19, 2022, 04:44:31 AM
We have a 'men's' day?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2022, 10:56:11 AM
Yikes, one paycheck supporting 7 people (yes, the dog counts as people)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2022, 05:03:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2022, 05:12:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2022, 09:57:12 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 19, 2022, 10:54:14 PM
I'm often delighted that I'm not rich.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2022, 11:46:05 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 19, 2022, 10:54:14 PMI'm often delighted that I'm not rich.
Ideally, I'd like to be not-dying-from-preventable-disease rich but not mansion-and-yacht rich.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 20, 2022, 01:28:41 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 19, 2022, 04:44:31 AMWe have a 'men's' day?

Since 1999. You guys don't know how to pimp yourselves, lol.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 20, 2022, 02:51:32 AM
If I could be filthy stinking rich, I'd love it. I'd never have to work another day of my life. But I probably wouldn't buy a mansion. That'd be too big and require hiring staff to keep it clean. Don't need a yacht either. Small boat for fun? Maybe. If I suddenly became rich, I'd get me a nice car, a decent house, adopt a couple cats, and invest in condos or something so I don't immediately lose my fortune. I'd like to think I'd spend some on charity as well, but lately I'm also kinda like...fuck people. Can't stand them. Leave me alone. lol

At some point, when I'm in a good place financially, I want to adopt some kids too. But I don't know how well I'd do on my own, especially with my tendencies toward emotional distance.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2022, 11:03:56 AM


Hack the planet!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2022, 08:02:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2022, 07:15:09 AM
Army recruitment ads are wild these days.

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Post by: Cassia on November 21, 2022, 12:07:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 21, 2022, 07:15:09 AMArmy recruitment ads are wild these days.


Can we get some more beans, boss?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 21, 2022, 12:35:09 PM
We did some wacky shit in Navy Boot Camp, but butt-munching wasn't one of them. What is this picture from?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2022, 01:17:04 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 21, 2022, 12:35:09 PMWe did some wacky shit in Navy Boot Camp, but butt-munching wasn't one of them. What is this picture from?
1969 boot camp, Great Mistakes. You?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2022, 01:51:39 PM


Are we still doing phrasing?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2022, 02:33:38 PM
He learned a lot from that harlot Mary.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 21, 2022, 02:49:17 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 21, 2022, 02:51:11 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2022, 01:17:04 PM1969 boot camp, Great Mistakes. You?

'73, San Diego
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2022, 04:45:23 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 21, 2022, 02:49:17 PM
My dog used to do that.  I would plead with my brother to get me a drink and he would pretend to not hear me lol.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 21, 2022, 07:40:05 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2022, 01:17:04 PM1969 boot camp, Great Mistakes. You?
1968 Ft. Lewis, WA--boot camp.  We did not do anything close to this.  But I was Army and not Marine or Navy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2022, 08:52:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2022, 10:08:05 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 22, 2022, 10:55:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 21, 2022, 04:45:23 PMMy dog used to do that.  I would plead with my brother to get me a drink and he would pretend to not hear me lol.

He is 'the evil twin', isn't he? It's about time you name it.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 22, 2022, 11:53:45 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 21, 2022, 04:45:23 PMMy dog used to do that.  I would plead with my brother to get me a drink and he would pretend to not hear me lol.

What?
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Post by: GSOgymrat on November 22, 2022, 01:18:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2022, 04:13:31 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 22, 2022, 11:53:45 AMWhat?
I take it you're an only child.  :P

But yeah, the dog would curl up on my lap on the sofa and I'd be reluctant to get up to get something to drink (lest I didturb the dog), so I'd ask him to get it for me and he'd pretend to not hear me and I'd wonder for a while if he refused to help.  Eventually he'd come back with something - he just wanted to get a rise out of me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2022, 04:24:38 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 22, 2022, 10:55:54 AMHe is 'the evil twin', isn't he? It's about time you name it.
You have no idea.  You ever watch Moon Knight? It's a lot like that lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 22, 2022, 09:04:50 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 22, 2022, 11:46:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 22, 2022, 04:13:31 PMI take it you're an only child.  :P

But yeah, the dog would curl up on my lap on the sofa and I'd be reluctant to get up to get something to drink (lest I didturb the dog), so I'd ask him to get it for me and he'd pretend to not hear me and I'd wonder for a while if he refused to help.  Eventually he'd come back with something - he just wanted to get a rise out of me.

What? I can't hear you.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2022, 06:21:19 AM


But that's just a small and localized and heavily mythologized part of American histo...damn, now I know how they feel.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2022, 07:55:02 AM
There's one district where they dress up  in 1950s clothes and sing Elvis songs.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2022, 09:40:04 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2022, 07:55:02 AMThere's one district where they dress up  in 1950s clothes and sing Elvis songs.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2022, 10:39:53 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 23, 2022, 10:41:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 23, 2022, 06:21:19 AM

But that's just a small and localized and heavily mythologized part of American histo...damn, now I know how they feel.

Well, we got Cowboy Beebop out of it.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 23, 2022, 11:17:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 23, 2022, 06:21:19 AM

But that's just a small and localized and heavily mythologized part of American histo...damn, now I know how they feel.

Don't forget the blackface.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2022, 01:02:31 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 23, 2022, 01:50:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 23, 2022, 01:02:31 PM
Wow!  and I thought I was the only one that does that!!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2022, 04:09:12 PM
It's not that cold. I've been caught in a few of those and the first hint that it's raining is the steam on the hood of the Landrover.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2022, 04:18:23 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2022, 05:15:11 PM
Sounds like payday in Subic City.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 23, 2022, 11:43:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 23, 2022, 04:18:23 PM

Don't worry about it, Bedford. It's all behind you.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2022, 11:28:59 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2022, 11:33:45 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 24, 2022, 01:24:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 24, 2022, 11:28:59 AM

Torus
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2022, 02:28:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 24, 2022, 11:28:59 AM
KNOT TRUE!!!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2022, 08:12:40 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2022, 09:43:41 AM
But where's the drama?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2022, 08:15:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2022, 08:24:54 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2022, 10:51:31 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2022, 12:53:11 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on November 26, 2022, 04:33:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 26, 2022, 10:51:31 AM
I'm picturing someone buried in the sand beneath her sticking his arm out to give that effect, but biological reality would mean his head would be...

You know, given the art style this still checks out with internal story logic.

Huh. Well-played, AI.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2022, 05:38:35 PM


Math is hard...

Unless I'm totally missing something, two instances of $200 profit = $400 profit
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 26, 2022, 06:18:34 PM
1900 dollars in costs
2300 dollars in profits.

2300 - 1900 = 400

I get the initial confusion though.
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Post by: Cassia on November 26, 2022, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 26, 2022, 06:18:34 PM1900 dollars in costs
2300 dollars in profits.

2300 - 1900 = 400

I get the initial confusion though.
I hope they fed the cow in the meantime, and of course there are transpo costs and taxes. Probably lost a few hundred.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 26, 2022, 08:20:07 PM
He didn't earn anything. He's just a leach on society like those NFT bros. I hope they get eaten by a gazelle.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2022, 09:42:41 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 26, 2022, 09:49:00 PM
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2022, 08:45:17 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2022, 11:34:08 AM
WTF?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2022, 09:54:55 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2022, 06:15:12 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 28, 2022, 06:27:03 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2022, 10:41:15 AM


*raps* Rabbithole Rabbidole Rabbidol */raps*
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2022, 11:50:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 29, 2022, 11:25:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 07:54:20 AM


I'd bring $20 worth of spices and buy a horse. :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 09:04:52 AM


Better that I had died in serene ignorance than opened wide the Black Door of science and beheld with grim certainty that unspeakable truth.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 30, 2022, 10:49:33 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 07:54:20 AMI'd bring $20 worth of spices and buy a horse. :P

A 400 ounce (27.4 lb.) gold bar. Worth about $700,000 today. In 1350 it would be the equivalent of about 1600 gold nobles. That's 10,667 shillings or £534. That would have been about 60 years of wages for a skilled craftsman such as a mason or master carpenter. 30 years for a priest. 4 years for the king's chief armorer. 3 years of rent income for a minor noble with 800 acres of land. 2 months of income for the Bishop of Winchester who took home £4,000 annually, or the equivalent of $2 million a year in today's dollars.

So the 27.4 lb. gold bar wouldn't make you rich, but it would be enough to live better than most for the rest of your life. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 10:51:29 AM
Impressed that you know that.  Scared that you know it with that level of detail.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 30, 2022, 10:59:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 10:51:29 AMImpressed that you know that.  Scared that you know it with that level of detail.

lol. Don't be too impressed. I spent 10 minutes on google gathering data and did half a dozen or so calculations on a spreadsheet to figure it out.

https://thehistoryofengland.co.uk/resource/medieval-prices-and-wages/
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 11:07:22 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on November 30, 2022, 10:59:16 AMlol. Don't be too impressed. I spent 10 minutes on google gathering data and did half a dozen or so calculations on a spreadsheet to figure it out.

https://thehistoryofengland.co.uk/resource/medieval-prices-and-wages/
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 30, 2022, 11:16:15 AM
I went into it expecting that much gold to go a lot further.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 04:35:51 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 30, 2022, 06:11:23 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on November 30, 2022, 10:49:33 AMA 400 ounce (27.4 lb.) gold bar. Worth about $700,000 today. In 1350 it would be the equivalent of about 1600 gold nobles. That's 10,667 shillings or £534. That would have been about 60 years of wages for a skilled craftsman such as a mason or master carpenter. 30 years for a priest. 4 years for the king's chief armorer. 3 years of rent income for a minor noble with 800 acres of land. 2 months of income for the Bishop of Winchester who took home £4,000 annually, or the equivalent of $2 million a year in today's dollars.

So the 27.4 lb. gold bar wouldn't make you rich, but it would be enough to live better than most for the rest of your life.

Who do you sell it to, though? You can't just go to a random vendor in a random town and sell your gold bar to them, because they won't have enough to trade for it. And of course, there's a big risk of somebody just robbing you. Gold is also very heavy. Chugging a gold bar around barehanded would be very exhausting.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 30, 2022, 06:46:05 PM
Well, how about taking a how-to-do-it book for things like advanced (for that time) weapons, medicines, growing stuff, armor, soaps--subjects like that.  I has to have easy instructions and pictures.

Or a history book for that time frame--that way one can pick a person to hitch their own star to. :)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 06:48:46 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 30, 2022, 06:11:23 PMWho do you sell it to, though? You can't just go to a random vendor in a random town and sell your gold bar to them, because they won't have enough to trade for it. And of course, there's a big risk of somebody just robbing you. Gold is also very heavy. Chugging a gold bar around barehanded would be very exhausting.
One of the medieval history buffs I watch went over the whole time travel scenario.  He concluded that even if language or germ problems could be resolved, living in a society heavily influenced by familial ties would be near impossible as a kinless outsider.  If you have anything of great value, you'd be robbed very quickly with no legal recourse.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 06:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 30, 2022, 06:46:05 PMWell, how about taking a how-to-do-it book for things like advanced (for that time) weapons, medicines, growing stuff, armor, soaps--subjects like that.  I has to have easy instructions and pictures.
That'd be nice, but you'd still have to scrounge up the raw materials (no easy feat) and beg some guildmaster to make it for you (harder still), and they'd almost certainly Zuckerburg you out of your profits.

QuoteOr a history book for that time frame--that way one can pick a person to hitch their own star to. :)
Even a very detailed and specific history book would leave a lot out, but you'd know the approximate dates of the rise and falls of various kings, which even assuming that history can't be changed, wouldn't necessarily help you very much.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 30, 2022, 09:01:13 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 06:48:46 PMOne of the medieval history buffs I watch went over the whole time travel scenario.  He concluded that even if language or germ problems could be resolved, living in a society heavily influenced by familial ties would be near impossible as a kinless outsider.  If you have anything of great value, you'd be robbed very quickly with no legal recourse.

True, but one look at your weird clothes (assuming time travel doesn't make you go nude, Terminator style), and you'll instantly stand out. Some cultures might mistake you for a god. Heck, even if you explained to them that you were a normal human from the future, they'd probably take a great interest in you. The leader of the area might decide to keep you around and entertain them with stories of the future.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 09:23:18 PM
I dunno about godhood.  If you saw someone wearing weird futuristic clothes, I doubt you'd worship them.  You'd just think they're a weirdo or a cosplayer or a venn diagram of the two that's pretty much just a regular circle.

Although...there are people wearing weird but very present-day clothes who do attract a surprisingly deific following...dammit, I am totally not helping my point.

Living in a medieval settlement, people would almost certainly stare at you constantly.  Opinions would likely be mixed, but if you do anything to bring disrespect on the local culture or king or church, you'd be either thrown out or killed in a heartbeat.  You'd have to assimilate your ass off or work a miracle to get the public on your side.  And hooboy, would they have a lot of cultural practices you would NOT like at all (mostly animal cruelty, human cruelty, and misogyny, though maybe some racism if you hit the geopolitical jackpot), so you'd have to be super diplomatic with them.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 30, 2022, 10:09:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 30, 2022, 06:54:50 PMThat'd be nice, but you'd still have to scrounge up the raw materials (no easy feat) and beg some guildmaster to make it for you (harder still), and they'd almost certainly Zuckerburg you out of your profits.
Even a very detailed and specific history book would leave a lot out, but you'd know the approximate dates of the rise and falls of various kings, which even assuming that history can't be changed, wouldn't necessarily help you very much.
Okay, Hydra, I need to let you know that I am an expert in this particular subject.  I have personally read "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" comic book (the Classic comic) at least twice!!!  So, I'd take Hank Morgan's memory--he knew how to build a bunch of stuff. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 01, 2022, 12:42:59 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 01, 2022, 01:03:43 AM
Well, shit.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 01, 2022, 01:39:34 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 01, 2022, 02:50:03 PM


I mean, he/she is not wrong...
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 01, 2022, 07:13:01 PM
Simply not the answer they were looking for. Lack of specificity. When I taught school, if nobody in the class figured out an answer, I usually eliminated that test question.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 02, 2022, 04:29:38 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 02, 2022, 04:37:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 02, 2022, 08:05:26 AM


Gonna tell the world about Ea-nāṣir.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 02, 2022, 09:46:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 02, 2022, 08:05:26 AM

Gonna tell the world about Ea-nāṣir.

It's perfect. Things that don't change in 4000 years. We feel you.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 03, 2022, 11:52:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 03, 2022, 02:23:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 03, 2022, 02:48:45 PM


"What do you mean our homework is to write a 5-page paper on the Age of the Sturlungs?  I thought we were going to forced to prove that God is dead!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2022, 09:04:25 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 04, 2022, 09:21:34 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 04, 2022, 09:22:10 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 04, 2022, 09:39:28 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2022, 02:01:39 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 04, 2022, 03:04:31 PM
Shouldn't have let Eleven play.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2022, 03:27:45 PM


If they're crypto billionaires, then I'm a virtual reality medieval knight.

You all are free to call me Sir Hydra.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2022, 04:30:14 PM


They prefer to be called Deathless or Undying.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2022, 06:02:41 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 05, 2022, 02:40:43 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 04, 2022, 09:39:28 AM


Oh my god. Thanks. :*
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2022, 09:49:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2022, 06:55:48 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 05, 2022, 08:47:53 PM
What's a doner?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 05, 2022, 10:13:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 05, 2022, 08:47:53 PMWhat's a doner?
Kebab.  Presumably, served with fries.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 05, 2022, 11:08:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 05, 2022, 10:13:34 PMKebab.  Presumably, served with fries.
In Ireland would that not be pomme frites??  (and DO hold the mayo!!)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2022, 01:45:01 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 05, 2022, 08:47:53 PMWhat's a doner?

A kind of kebap.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab


There is also this kind. But they all taste different due to meat and the sauce they marinate the meat.


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 06, 2022, 07:16:30 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 05, 2022, 10:13:34 PMKebab.  Presumably, served with fries.
What's a kebab?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2022, 08:10:32 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 06, 2022, 08:15:44 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2022, 02:05:56 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 06, 2022, 04:35:19 PM
Censorship is a government function. If that's a Reddit then it's not government and the reaction is perfectly predictable. I'm banned for life from there. In one persona at least. ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2022, 02:54:46 PM


The local news is killin' it.
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Post by: Luther Martini on December 09, 2022, 04:52:41 PM
non-fatal death -- uh-oh, here comes the zombie apocalypse
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 09, 2022, 06:50:51 PM
They are just pining for the fjords.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2022, 07:11:58 PM


'Tis the season
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 09, 2022, 07:31:43 PM
Hitler was a good boy. He even got visited by the pope! 😒
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2022, 10:28:11 PM


We're gonna show actors dining and playing with dogs, though.  So it's a toss-up.  Definitely something you should pressure your doctor about and not the other way around.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2022, 08:20:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2022, 11:17:47 AM


*looks up lollygagging*
Next week, Skyrim releases
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2022, 03:57:32 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 10, 2022, 04:24:31 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2022, 09:14:38 PM


Math is actually pretty hard.
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Post by: Cassia on December 10, 2022, 10:37:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2022, 11:19:05 PM


I'm waiting for them to drop the price to nein.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2022, 09:54:42 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2022, 10:19:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2022, 03:41:55 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2022, 04:08:09 PM
If the winner writes the history and there was a war in Heaven...
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 11, 2022, 04:12:18 PM
Didn't god create satan?

You can't have an all-powerful deity that created everything and then claim it didn't create the bad stuff.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 11, 2022, 04:12:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2022, 04:08:09 PMIf the winner writes the history ...

I wouldn't call them that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2022, 05:13:20 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 11, 2022, 04:12:54 PMI wouldn't call them that.
If the winner writes the history then who ever won the War in Heaven would have written it so that He was the good guy all along. Satan could be on the throne of Heaven.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 11, 2022, 08:13:21 PM
More wiener that winner.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2022, 08:22:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2022, 10:59:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2022, 08:38:03 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 12, 2022, 09:45:23 AM
No pressure to evolve no need to evolve.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2022, 10:12:17 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2022, 05:29:07 AM
No sins of humor?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2022, 01:46:31 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2022, 05:20:21 PM
Third "300" movie?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2022, 10:43:14 PM


The road to hell is paved with buffalo sauce and blue cheese.
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Post by: Shiranu on December 14, 2022, 01:48:04 AM
His and the Ben Shapiro parody account are 50% of the reason I log onto Twitter; watching Russian tanks, planes, bases... anything, really... explode being a close second.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 14, 2022, 02:00:22 AM
OK. So this Nick Adams twitter account is POE, right?
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Post by: Shiranu on December 14, 2022, 07:39:16 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 14, 2022, 02:00:22 AMOK. So this Nick Adams twitter account is POE, right?

You know... I had to go double check and uh...

I'm not entirely sure.

He says some shit that is just so obviously in the realm of satire and parody...

But the real Nick Adams also seems legitimately stupid enough to say these things and hangs out with Don Jr. and Gabriel Bridgette or w/e this coke fiend's name is again, so he could just be high out of his mind and legitimately think these are good tweets.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2022, 10:16:53 AM


Either a Poe or the least self-aware person on the planet.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2022, 11:28:38 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 14, 2022, 11:39:07 AM
Earth-615, a universe where everyone is 5% more polite:

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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 14, 2022, 01:24:10 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on December 14, 2022, 01:31:04 PM
Chuck Norris, bacon, RP, Narwhal? This some prime mid-2000s stuff here.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2022, 08:01:01 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2022, 11:17:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2022, 12:19:01 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 15, 2022, 11:54:54 PM
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Post by: Cassia on December 16, 2022, 09:43:54 AM
I was reading how scientists were recently able to conduct a positive energy fusion reaction. It's a long shot for the current frogs-in-a-pot situation but that could be a big deal in the future as far as clean energy goes.
https://www.science.org/content/article/historic-explosion-long-sought-fusion-breakthrough

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Post by: the_antithesis on December 16, 2022, 11:06:22 AM


What, again?

Based on past experience, I'm going to remain skeptical about this.
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Post by: Cassia on December 16, 2022, 11:18:13 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 16, 2022, 11:06:22 AMWhat, again?

Based on past experience, I'm going to remain skeptical about this.
It may not be during our lifetimes, but they will get it working eventually and it will be the biggest accomplishment ever. The implications are astronomical. We should be throwing 100s of billions at it.
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Post by: Cassia on December 16, 2022, 02:33:19 PM
$ 99 what a steal!
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 16, 2022, 03:28:40 PM
The sight of that turd and what he represents actually makes me a little sick with disgust.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2022, 05:45:11 PM


First contact, das kapital world
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2022, 09:22:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2022, 09:51:47 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 16, 2022, 10:36:04 PM

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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2022, 12:51:05 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 16, 2022, 05:45:11 PM

First contact, das kapital world
It doesn't matter, since aliens don't exist.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2022, 09:11:39 AM
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Post by: Cassia on December 17, 2022, 09:42:39 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2022, 09:11:39 AM
2/3 + 2/3 + 2x(1/3) = 2
One diagonal slice across would do it.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 17, 2022, 11:48:24 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2022, 12:51:05 AMIt doesn't matter, since aliens don't exist.

They probably do. Space is pretty vast for us to be the only ones. Are aliens already here on Earth, spying on us, experimenting on us, and doing gods know what else? Nah. Will we find aliens sometime in the future, or will they find us? Maybe. We'll likely both be long gone before first contact is made.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 17, 2022, 12:30:04 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 17, 2022, 12:48:18 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 17, 2022, 11:48:24 AMThey probably do. Space is pretty vast for us to be the only ones. Are aliens already here on Earth, spying on us, experimenting on us, and doing gods know what else? Nah. Will we find aliens sometime in the future, or will they find us? Maybe. We'll likely both be long gone before first contact is made.

I used to say that too. And instinctively it still feels not unlikely.

But i have come to realize that without knowing how likely or unlikely abiogenisis is to occur, given the right circumstances, it really can't  be said that it does seem likely that they exist. If all i have is intuition, i don't really have anything to go off of.

Lets say there are a million trillion inhabitable worlds out there. But what if the chance for abiogenesis is one in a billion trillion?
Onr single point of data, our own existence, does nothing to quantify the magnitude of that chance.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 17, 2022, 01:53:29 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 17, 2022, 12:48:18 PMI used to say that too. And instinctively it still feels not unlikely.

But i have come to realize that without knowing how likely or unlikely abiogenisis is to occur, given the right circumstances, it really can't  be said that it does seem likely that they exist. If all i have is intuition, i don't really have anything to go off of.

Lets say there are a million trillion inhabitable worlds out there. But what if the chance for abiogenesis is one in a billion trillion?
Onr single point of data, our own existence, does nothing to quantify the magnitude of that chance.

True. We can't quantify how common life is in the universe until we start finding more examples, however it seems more unlikely that Earth is the only planet with life on it. The Earth is estimated to be 4.5 billion years old. When was life thought to have first appeared on Earth? 4.2 billion years ago. That means there was only a period of about three hundred million years where Earth had no life on it. That might sound like a big number, but that's just a tiny sliver of Earth's history, when it was almost completely covered in magma. It's like the moment Earth had become just hospitable enough to not immediately kill it, life appeared. If life could appear so early in Earth's history, abiogenesis can't be so unlikely to happen that it hasn't happened before, even once, on another planet.

There's a lot we can't know yet. We can't know exactly how likely abiogenesis is to happen. We can't know how likely it is for life to become multicellular. We can't know how likely it is for an alien species to reach human-like intelligence. Especially since we're the only ones to arise in all of Earth's history. But if the chance of life is any bigger than zero, I'm certain there is life on at least one of the planets in the two trillion galaxies in the observable universe.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2022, 02:47:50 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 17, 2022, 02:51:22 PM
I read that as "Free speech abortion."
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2022, 02:53:08 PM
Nvm, that one was a fake tweet, albeit very believable.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 17, 2022, 03:59:21 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 17, 2022, 01:53:29 PMTrue. We can't quantify how common life is in the universe until we start finding more examples, however it seems more unlikely that Earth is the only planet with life on it. The Earth is estimated to be 4.5 billion years old. When was life thought to have first appeared on Earth? 4.2 billion years ago. That means there was only a period of about three hundred million years where Earth had no life on it. That might sound like a big number, but that's just a tiny sliver of Earth's history, when it was almost completely covered in magma. It's like the moment Earth had become just hospitable enough to not immediately kill it, life appeared. If life could appear so early in Earth's history, abiogenesis can't be so unlikely to happen that it hasn't happened before, even once, on another planet.

There's a lot we can't know yet. We can't know exactly how likely abiogenesis is to happen. We can't know how likely it is for life to become multicellular. We can't know how likely it is for an alien species to reach human-like intelligence. Especially since we're the only ones to arise in all of Earth's history. But if the chance of life is any bigger than zero, I'm certain there is life on at least one of the planets in the two trillion galaxies in the observable universe.

But you see, there is a fallacy in that line of thinking too.

It was a youtube vid that pointed it out to me.
We think life will probably arise because here on earth it did so pretty much from as soon as the conditions allowed it.
But that again is not telling us more than thr fact that it did so here. It is no more evidence for a 'widely populated' universe than our own existence as is. A single point of data.

This is how the vid explained it. And i am paraphrasing.
Imagine a jail with a million prisoners. All in an individual cell. Each is given a lockpick and is told they must escape their individual cell within one minute, before a deadly gas is released.the prisoners are not aware that orhers are in the same predicament. Only that they are.
Imagine that 999.999 of them can't open the lock. Because opening the lock with a lockpick would take you on average 30 minutes of blindly trying.
And imagine that 1 guy managed to do it in like 20 seconds. If he were unaware of the others failing so often, and he was asked if it was easy to escape with the lockpick. He would say it was. Perhaps even first try.
But this would simply be a statistical anomaly.
Perhaps life is like that: it has to arise quickly to become, before it's small window of chance is snuffed out. And wether we took 20 seconds or 59 seconds is barely any difference in time and likelihood of happening. Anything within that one minute is extremely unlikely. But if that is the only window of opportunity, all prisoners who survived, if any, would think it was an easy lock that was clearly pickable within the alloted time. After all, for our lone survivor: He didn't even need the 'extra 40 seconds'! It happened so fast and easy.
Just like any life  that sprang forth would think life would spring forth as soon as it could, because it did so for them.

The quickness with which life arose, does not necessaryly imply that life does when the conditions are right. For it could be that in most cases it won't and if it doesn't quickky, it will never. Perhaps the window for life to appear and to begin a cycle of selfsustaining those conditions for continuing life are so incredibly small.

If that makes sense. I feel like i am botching up the final part.


And still. I do feel like it is likely that in different places life sprang into being.
But without any more data and feeling like i should be equally stern in my intuition in this, essentially an unbased feeling, as i  am towards anyone who has such an unbased feeling towards the existence of a deity, i feel like i can't say more than that i am agnostic to this question. With no rational way to justify my belief or disbelief in the matter.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 17, 2022, 04:39:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2022, 02:53:08 PMNvm, that one was a fake tweet, albeit very believable.

Ha ha. Annoying, isn't it?
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 17, 2022, 04:53:44 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 17, 2022, 03:59:21 PMBut you see, there is a fallacy in that line of thinking too.

It was a youtube vid that pointed it out to me.
We think life will probably arise because here on earth it did so pretty much from as soon as the conditions allowed it.
But that again is not telling us more than thr fact that it did so here. It is no more evidence for a 'widely populated' universe than our own existence as is. A single point of data.

This is how the vid explained it. And i am paraphrasing.
Imagine a jail with a million prisoners. All in an individual cell. Each is given a lockpick and is told they must escape their individual cell within one minute, before a deadly gas is released.the prisoners are not aware that orhers are in the same predicament. Only that they are.
Imagine that 999.999 of them can't open the lock. Because opening the lock with a lockpick would take you on average 30 minutes of blindly trying.
And imagine that 1 guy managed to do it in like 20 seconds. If he were unaware of the others failing so often, and he was asked if it was easy to escape with the lockpick. He would say it was. Perhaps even first try.
But this would simply be a statistical anomaly.
Perhaps life is like that: it has to arise quickly to become, before it's small window of chance is snuffed out. And wether we took 20 seconds or 59 seconds is barely any difference in time and likelihood of happening. Anything within that one minute is extremely unlikely. But if that is the only window of opportunity, all prisoners who survived, if any, would think it was an easy lock that was clearly pickable within the alloted time. After all, for our lone survivor: He didn't even need the 'extra 40 seconds'! It happened so fast and easy.
Just like any life  that sprang forth would think life would spring forth as soon as it could, because it did so for them.

The quickness with which life arose, does not necessaryly imply that life does when the conditions are right. For it could be that in most cases it won't and if it doesn't quickky, it will never. Perhaps the window for life to appear and to begin a cycle of selfsustaining those conditions for continuing life are so incredibly small.

If that makes sense. I feel like i am botching up the final part.


And still. I do feel like it is likely that in different places life sprang into being.
But without any more data and feeling like i should be equally stern in my intuition in this, essentially an unbased feeling, as i  am towards anyone who has such an unbased feeling towards the existence of a deity, i feel like i can't say more than that i am agnostic to this question. With no rational way to justify my belief or disbelief in the matter.

The problem with that argument is it just doesn't take the shear size of the universe.

We think there are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 planets orbiting stars in the observable universe. That's 10 septillion planets. If 1 in a million of those planets have life, there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 (10 quintillion) planets with life.

If it is 1 in a billion with life, there are 10,000,000,000,000,000 planets with life.

If it is 1 in a trillion with life, there are 10,000,000,000,000 planets with life.

If it is 1 in a quadrillion with life, there are 10,000,000,000 planets with life.

Even if it is just 1 in a quintillion (1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000) with life, there are still 10 million planets with life in the universe.

But we don't know. It could be be just us. The odds are there is something else out there somewhere though.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2022, 05:47:20 PM
Fox News depiction of the average American school:

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Post by: Shiranu on December 17, 2022, 06:56:32 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on December 17, 2022, 04:53:44 PMThe problem with that argument is it just doesn't take the shear size of the universe.

We think there are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 planets orbiting stars in the observable universe. That's 10 septillion planets. If 1 in a million of those planets have life, there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 (10 quintillion) planets with life.

If it is 1 in a billion with life, there are 10,000,000,000,000,000 planets with life.

If it is 1 in a trillion with life, there are 10,000,000,000,000 planets with life.

If it is 1 in a quadrillion with life, there are 10,000,000,000 planets with life.

Even if it is just 1 in a quintillion (1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000) with life, there are still 10 million planets with life in the universe.

But we don't know. It could be be just us. The odds are there is something else out there somewhere though.

I would think that, given the amount of potential life we are finding across just our Solar System, that "life" in some form or another is probably more likely the norm where it's possible than not.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2022, 07:06:57 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 17, 2022, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on December 17, 2022, 04:53:44 PMBut we don't know. It could be be just us. The odds are there is something else out there somewhere though.




YEAH!
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 17, 2022, 08:25:06 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on December 17, 2022, 04:53:44 PMThe problem with that argument is it just doesn't take the shear size of the universe.

We think there are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 planets orbiting stars in the observable universe. That's 10 septillion planets. If 1 in a million of those planets have life, there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 (10 quintillion) planets with life.

If it is 1 in a billion with life, there are 10,000,000,000,000,000 planets with life.

If it is 1 in a trillion with life, there are 10,000,000,000,000 planets with life.

If it is 1 in a quadrillion with life, there are 10,000,000,000 planets with life.

Even if it is just 1 in a quintillion (1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000) with life, there are still 10 million planets with life in the universe.

But we don't know. It could be be just us. The odds are there is something else out there somewhere though.


Actually, it removes the size of the universe from the equation.
Exactly BECAUSE we don't know the chance for life occuring on a planet that technically has the proper circumstances qt one point or another.

Because we can't tell what the chance for abiogenesis is in such a situation, you can't logically infer the probability of life being elsewhere in the universe.

What you are saying here is exactly why i instinctively feel there must be life somewhere else. But if we use your numbers rather than mine, it would be like saying that if 'what if the chance for qbiogenesis is one in a quintillion times quintillion'.
Does that seem likely to me? Not really. At least not intuitively.
But can you logically infer that the chance for abiogenesis taking place given the 'correct circumstances' is large enough, dven given a quintillion possible worlds, that it would become likely? No. No you can't. We have to rely on our intuition to say the number of inhabitable worlds is far greater than the chance for abiogenesis to occur, for it to be likely to have other life out there somewhere. It may very wel be, but we have nothing to base it on. (It may be almost 'infinitely small'.)
And if intuition is all we got, i'm not going to put any money down on this. It is far too easy to fool human intuition.
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Post by: Cassia on December 17, 2022, 08:58:16 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 17, 2022, 08:25:06 PMActually, it removes the size of the universe from the equation.
Exactly BECAUSE we don't know the chance for life occuring on a planet that technically has the proper circumstances qt one point or another.

Because we can't tell what the chance for abiogenesis is in such a situation, you can't logically infer the probability of life being elsewhere in the universe.

What you are saying here is exactly why i instinctively feel there must be life somewhere else. But if we use your numbers rather than mine, it would be like saying that if 'what if the chance for qbiogenesis is one in a quintillion times quintillion'.
Does that seem likely to me? Not really. At least not intuitively.
But can you logically infer that the chance for abiogenesis taking place given the 'correct circumstances' is large enough, dven given a quintillion possible worlds, that it would become likely? No. No you can't. We have to rely on our intuition to say the number of inhabitable worlds is far greater than the chance for abiogenesis to occur, for it to be likely to have other life out there somewhere. It may very wel be, but we have nothing to base it on. (It may be almost 'infinitely small'.)
And if intuition is all we got, i'm not going to put any money down on this. It is far too easy to fool human intuition.
Yeah, I don't think we can predict the odds until we understand the process better. I know a lot of smart people do assume there has to be alien life somewhere, given the incomprehensible numbers. I lean that way but also think it is still possible the odds are infinitesimally small. If it does turn out the universe(s) is(are) infinite, well then it is a sure thing by definition.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2022, 09:26:29 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2022, 09:11:39 AM
The guy in the middle gets stabbed in the heart? I think that would work...
🤔
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2022, 09:30:52 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 17, 2022, 11:48:24 AMThey probably do. Space is pretty vast for us to be the only ones. Are aliens already here on Earth, spying on us, experimenting on us, and doing gods know what else? Nah. Will we find aliens sometime in the future, or will they find us? Maybe. We'll likely both be long gone before first contact is made.
I doubt they exist at all, but even if they do they're so far away that they'll never get here.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 17, 2022, 09:38:07 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2022, 09:30:52 PMI doubt they exist at all, but even if they do they're so far away that they'll never get here.

That's the real issue, given the vast distances involved. Even trying to communicate, like with SETI just receiving, one has to consider how many different communications protocols (starting with spark gap, up to Quadrature Phase Shift Keying, or even Digital Spread Spectrum); we'd be unlikely to have a system to receive the signal(s), let alone detect them, given the way EM radiation disperses through space.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2022, 09:43:33 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 17, 2022, 01:53:29 PMTrue. We can't quantify how common life is in the universe until we start finding more examples, however it seems more unlikely that Earth is the only planet with life on it. The Earth is estimated to be 4.5 billion years old. When was life thought to have first appeared on Earth? 4.2 billion years ago. That means there was only a period of about three hundred million years where Earth had no life on it. That might sound like a big number, but that's just a tiny sliver of Earth's history, when it was almost completely covered in magma. It's like the moment Earth had become just hospitable enough to not immediately kill it, life appeared. If life could appear so early in Earth's history, abiogenesis can't be so unlikely to happen that it hasn't happened before, even once, on another planet.

There's a lot we can't know yet. We can't know exactly how likely abiogenesis is to happen. We can't know how likely it is for life to become multicellular. We can't know how likely it is for an alien species to reach human-like intelligence. Especially since we're the only ones to arise in all of Earth's history. But if the chance of life is any bigger than zero, I'm certain there is life on at least one of the planets in the two trillion galaxies in the observable universe.
I'll grant that life, at least simple life, may be out there, but it took about  3.5 billion years for life to even reach the multicellular stage here on Earth. I'm not willing to assume there's anything else like us in the observable universe, not without evidence.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 17, 2022, 09:58:49 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2022, 09:30:52 PMI doubt they exist at all, but even if they do they're so far away that they'll never get here.

I looked this stupid thing up and you're not wrong. Apparently this riddle comes from Japanese TV in the 80's and, having never seen the show, may not have been a real riddle as the solution back then was for one of the three to commit suicide with the knife. (https://soranews24.com/2018/05/18/how-do-you-split-two-apples-for-three-people-using-one-knife-japanese-twitters-violent-ideas/)

So, yeah. Somehow I think things like this are better if there's a clever solution. But, life isn't always clever, is it?
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2022, 10:07:03 PM
Even if there's intelligent life out there, it cannot have detected any radio signals from us yet, unless it's very close, less than about 100 light years or so. If they have really good telescopes they might know that some sort of life is  here, but they can't yet know of our technological capabilities.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2022, 10:11:44 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 17, 2022, 09:58:49 PMI looked this stupid thing up and you're not wrong. Apparently this riddle comes from Japanese TV in the 80's and, having never seen the show, may not have been a real riddle as the solution back then was for one of the three to commit suicide with the knife. (https://soranews24.com/2018/05/18/how-do-you-split-two-apples-for-three-people-using-one-knife-japanese-twitters-violent-ideas/)

So, yeah. Somehow I think things like this are better if there's a clever solution. But, life isn't always clever, is it?
Yeah, especially where I'm concerned.
😉
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2022, 10:20:03 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2022, 09:26:29 PMThe guy in the middle gets stabbed in the heart? I think that would work...
🤔
Quest started: Boethiah's Calling
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Post by: Cassia on December 18, 2022, 10:20:13 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 17, 2022, 09:58:49 PMI looked this stupid thing up and you're not wrong. Apparently this riddle comes from Japanese TV in the 80's and, having never seen the show, may not have been a real riddle as the solution back then was for one of the three to commit suicide with the knife. (https://soranews24.com/2018/05/18/how-do-you-split-two-apples-for-three-people-using-one-knife-japanese-twitters-violent-ideas/)

So, yeah. Somehow I think things like this are better if there's a clever solution. But, life isn't always clever, is it?
If you slice diagonally thru the top third of the first apple and continue through the bottom third of the 2nd apple, no one has to die. You are left with two 2/3 size chunks for two people and two 1/3 size chunks for the third person.
2/3 + 2/3 + 2x(1/3) = 2
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2022, 10:51:19 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 18, 2022, 11:00:35 AM
Quote from: Cassia on December 18, 2022, 10:20:13 AMIf you slice diagonally thru the top third of the first apple and continue through the bottom third of the 2nd apple, no one has to die. You are left with two 2/3 size chunks for two people and two 1/3 size chunks for the third person.
2/3 + 2/3 + 2x(1/3) = 2


See, I don't buy that because it really isn't all that clever, either. Almost as straightforward as sharing two apples with two people. That and the pieces are unlikely precise. The riddle implies percision, which eyeballing 1/3 of an apple will not have.

No, I think the real solution to the riddle when it was written is the suicide option or maybe one of the other joke options. In fact, I think the original riddle didn't have the one cut from a knife stipulation and the solution was "make applesauce." This must have evolved from that one. So I think it is a joke. I will hold this belief until the day I die. *checks calendar*
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Post by: Cassia on December 18, 2022, 11:14:37 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 18, 2022, 11:00:35 AMSee, I don't buy that because it really isn't all that clever, either. Almost as straightforward as sharing two apples with two people. That and the pieces are unlikely precise. The riddle implies percision, which eyeballing 1/3 of an apple will not have.

No, I think the real solution to the riddle when it was written is the suicide option or maybe one of the other joke options. In fact, I think the original riddle didn't have the one cut from a knife stipulation and the solution was "make applesauce." This must have evolved from that one. So I think it is a joke. I will hold this belief until the day I die. *checks calendar*
Ah, one death probably was the intended "clever" answer, but you know the Japanese are famous for their blades and knife skills. Yeah, you pay for the show at those restaurants, but I do like when they catch a shrimp on their hat. Only two people getting to eat apple is not really a fair sharing solution.
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Post by: Cassia on December 18, 2022, 08:23:02 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 18, 2022, 09:11:57 PM
Quote from: Cassia on December 18, 2022, 08:23:02 PM

How many billions did he spend on purchasing this stupid platform, and how many did he lose in the lawsuit to weasel out of the purchase? And then the world's smartest man has to ask the members for a vote? I sometimes feel like I'm living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 18, 2022, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: Cassia on December 18, 2022, 08:23:02 PM

I had to check to see if this poll was real, or if he had deleted it after seeing the way the results were leaning. Surprisingly, it's real, and it's still up. I would be really surprised if he actually stepped down as a result of this poll.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 19, 2022, 09:15:36 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on December 18, 2022, 09:11:57 PMHow many billions did he spend on purchasing this stupid platform, and how many did he lose in the lawsuit to weasel out of the purchase? And then the world's smartest man has to ask the members for a vote? I sometimes feel like I'm living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.
I think you are living in the same sci-fi novel as I am.
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Post by: Cassia on December 19, 2022, 09:20:58 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on December 19, 2022, 09:15:36 AMI think you are living in the same sci-fi novel as I am.
In some countries that are run by dictators, Twitter was the only means of expression that people had left. Here in the US, Twitter is largely a misinformation cesspool but there are those I still like to keep up with. Of course, Billionaires have to run the show. Look what Murdock did to TV news.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 19, 2022, 11:15:02 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on December 18, 2022, 09:11:57 PMHow many billions did he spend on purchasing this stupid platform, and how many did he lose in the lawsuit to weasel out of the purchase? And then the world's smartest man has to ask the members for a vote? I sometimes feel like I'm living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

He is not the world's smartest man. He's just a rich kid.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 19, 2022, 11:52:11 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 19, 2022, 11:15:02 AMHe is not the world's smartest man. He's just a rich kid.

I should have put a /f for "facetious", or an eyeroll emoji.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2022, 03:35:23 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 19, 2022, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 19, 2022, 03:35:23 PM

Just the one.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2022, 05:48:05 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 19, 2022, 07:36:21 PM
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Post by: Cassia on December 19, 2022, 10:02:59 PM

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Post by: Blackleaf on December 19, 2022, 11:03:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 19, 2022, 03:35:23 PM

At least American football doesn't take place in a stadium hastily put together by modern slaves, working in extreme heat, sleeping in filthy camps with very limited space, with an unknown number of those people dying making not only the stadium, but the entire city surrounding it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2022, 11:53:03 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 19, 2022, 11:03:38 PMAt least American football doesn't take place in a stadium hastily put together by modern slaves, working in extreme heat, sleeping in filthy camps with very limited space, with an unknown number of those people dying making not only the stadium, but the entire city surrounding it.
Definitely an issue overlooked by the meme maker, who presumably just wanted to poke fun at someone making a simple math error.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 20, 2022, 01:35:58 AM


Looks like Elon is trying to weasel out of following the results of the poll, by using some BS excuse to skew the results in the favor of fan bois dumb enough to pay for a Twitter Blue subscription. Also, subscribers = investors, apparently.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 20, 2022, 08:07:50 AM
The irresistible Republican urge to rig the vote
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 20, 2022, 08:18:53 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 20, 2022, 01:35:58 AM

Looks like Elon is trying to weasel out of following the results of the poll, by using some BS excuse to skew the results in the favor of fan bois dumb enough to pay for a Twitter Blue subscription. Also, subscribers = investors, apparently.

I know twitter has some grander good that it does: warn people of earthquakes and stuff.
But can't those few things just find a different outlet?
Twitter was digital cancer even before the chief twit decided to make it ten times worse. Let him be the king of the shitheap. Lord of the ashes of a dream he himself torched down.
Fuck musk. Fuck twitter. Fuck all of this digital diarrhea.

Sorry, it's just: why does this even matter? Twitter is the ultimate form of giving power to your own fears and problems.
Let it dissapear up it's own nazi asshole as the black hole singularity of right wing bullshit implodes on itself.

Just don't care.
It's ruined. Just let it go and move on. It's like trying to salvage a meal out of a your week old garbage bag. Don't. Don't even try. It is not worth it.

I don't know. Many would perhaps say i'm overlooking some relevance or am being too simplistic.
But i never had twitter and i don't understand why it means so much to so many people.

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 20, 2022, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 20, 2022, 08:18:53 AMI know twitter has some grander good that it does: warn people of earthquakes and stuff.
But can't those few things just find a different outlet?
Eventually, they'll have to.  I read something recently about one such service expressing dismay at the fecal-smeared playground it's becoming (I might be paraphrasing a bit)

The problem is that its competitors are not as simple or intuitive or nearly as popular.  But that'll change and this problem will Skype itself out.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 20, 2022, 10:44:00 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 20, 2022, 08:18:53 AMI know twitter has some grander good that it does: warn people of earthquakes and stuff.
But can't those few things just find a different outlet?
Twitter was digital cancer even before the chief twit decided to make it ten times worse. Let him be the king of the shitheap. Lord of the ashes of a dream he himself torched down.
Fuck musk. Fuck twitter. Fuck all of this digital diarrhea.

Sorry, it's just: why does this even matter? Twitter is the ultimate form of giving power to your own fears and problems.
Let it dissapear up it's own nazi asshole as the black hole singularity of right wing bullshit implodes on itself.

Just don't care.
It's ruined. Just let it go and move on. It's like trying to salvage a meal out of a your week old garbage bag. Don't. Don't even try. It is not worth it.

I don't know. Many would perhaps say i'm overlooking some relevance or am being too simplistic.
But i never had twitter and i don't understand why it means so much to so many people.

I agree 100%. I never found Twitter a good experience. With the character limit, it was designed to be superficial. I get that many people love drama and attention and they want to be on the cutting edge of trends. I understand people need social media to promote their products, brands, lifestyles, and politics. Yes, there is a lot of money involved. What I'm really, really sick of is Twitter and Elon Musk dominating every corner of the news.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 20, 2022, 12:06:29 PM
I have never considered using twitter--or instagram or any other form of social media.  Tried facebook and became almost instantly bored; stopped going to my page after a week.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 20, 2022, 01:43:07 PM


> Delivery-only
> Tons of great reviews
> Never see a delivery truck anywhere
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 20, 2022, 03:45:53 PM
"It's like ordering dinner and then believing that God didn't make the meal out of thin air."
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 21, 2022, 12:20:15 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 20, 2022, 08:18:53 AM... But i never had twitter and i don't understand why it means so much to so many people.

Because it's sensational, it's brief and so designed to have a verbal rat race.

What do you call short verbal quarrels people have with strangers in streets in English? Twitter is exactly that.

The bad thing is a platform you described that warns/informs people doomed to fall in that way, if it's to be functional as to reach the widest audience. So in the end, again, basic human culture.

My guess is that in the near future, all kinds of main stream social media will cease to be anonymous. Maybe then it would change, but again, not sure.

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2022, 01:26:46 AM
I wish its character limit were a tad longer, but imo, there's a reason why we're reading jokes and short, pithy exchanges over twitter rather than chapter-length missives on blogs or walls-o-text on forums like ours.

Easy to read and follow and yes, sensational to boot.  I wish it were less toxic, but apparently, toxic people love that format as well.  And unfortunately, even the most fervent anti-troll moderator is helpless before billionaire admins.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2022, 01:36:02 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 21, 2022, 12:20:15 AMWhat do you call short verbal quarrels people have with strangers in streets in English?
Bicker?  Squabble?  Neither of which are widely used.

Having an argument?  Nah, that implies a somewhat lengthy heated exchange between two people.

I don't think there's a word for the rapid-fire and simultaneously largely unreasonable and extremely heated exchanges between strangers on the internet.  But I have little doubt that someone will invent one.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 21, 2022, 01:49:57 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 21, 2022, 01:36:02 AMI don't think there's a word for the rapid-fire and simultaneously largely unreasonable and extremely heated exchanges between strangers on the internet.  But I have little doubt that someone will invent one.

How about "the internet."
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2022, 12:18:59 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 21, 2022, 12:43:52 PM
AND an influenza plague during WWI.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2022, 08:01:21 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 21, 2022, 09:16:44 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 21, 2022, 12:18:59 PM
Well, this decade's a long way from being finished yet. We'll just have to wait and see.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2022, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 21, 2022, 09:16:44 PMWell, this decade's a long way from finished yet. We'll just have to wait and see.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 22, 2022, 06:29:52 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 21, 2022, 01:36:02 AMBicker?  Squabble?  Neither of which are widely used. ...


LOL we can make up a word. Think about the kind which nobody actually cares about what they say other than that they come up with a comeback, lol.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 22, 2022, 06:43:50 AM
I had no idea I needed her that much. Seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YeCpHoy9EQ

Cunk on Macbeth. "He is so famous, he only got one name. Like Brangelina."
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 22, 2022, 07:21:51 AM
Even little things like "Philomena Cunk, Cultural Ambassador" make me smile.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 22, 2022, 07:54:41 AM
"...or just some bald man who could write with a feather?"...

Silly.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 22, 2022, 08:17:41 AM
Things are so bad over here, around 2 weeks ago I couldn't get out of bed for a few days. I mean, I've lived with major depression the most of my life, but this is is different. It's stressful for me and I can't help it. I will at some point stop caring about anything, but I really don't want that. But it is gonna happen I guess or I2ll die early, lol.

Anyway, so I am very glad I've found Cunk. And I was pretty late. Also the series are created by the Charlie Brooker, so no surprise there.

Cunk On Americans "...But Americans back then weren't the humble, unassuming people they still aren't today. ..."
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 22, 2022, 08:39:36 AM
Hang in there shoe.
The world only stops being worth fighting for, if we let it be.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 22, 2022, 08:58:30 AM
Yeah. I'm better now. Thanks.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2022, 10:29:17 AM


Fellas, is it emasculating to have hobbies?  And to not be in kill-or-be-killed situations IRL? (i.e. to enjoy peacetime)  Isn't the whole point of war to put an end to a conflict and return to a state of peace?

And I'll be damned if I can figure out how wargaming of all things is supposedly a feminine activity.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 22, 2022, 10:47:00 AM
Mr Sport Coat takes a break from killing things with spears and toppling kingdoms to share his valuable insights on Twitter.

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Post by: the_antithesis on December 22, 2022, 10:58:07 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 22, 2022, 08:39:36 AM...let it be.



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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2022, 12:27:20 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 22, 2022, 12:37:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 22, 2022, 10:29:17 AMIsn't the whole point of war to put an end to a conflict and return to a state of peace?
Sometimes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2022, 12:49:27 PM
True.  Not the adventurism ones.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 22, 2022, 04:14:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 22, 2022, 12:49:27 PMTrue.  Not the adventurism ones.
Or the empire building ones. In fact most wars are driven by selfishness of one kind or another. Nothing noble about most of them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2022, 11:02:23 PM


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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 23, 2022, 04:46:37 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 23, 2022, 04:47:14 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 23, 2022, 04:49:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2022, 06:02:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2022, 06:52:25 PM


(Spoof of the Open Cities mod, which allows cities to load with the main map rather than as seperate zones requiring a loading screen)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2022, 07:02:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2022, 07:15:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2022, 09:51:16 PM


It smells a little weird, but I love my cat *pets a skunk*
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 23, 2022, 10:31:01 PM
It would seem that the "good shit" in terms of marijuana has a skunky smell. I smell it in our neighborhood, when one of my neighbors indulges. I smell it when driving over the train tracks on my way to our rental house. I used to think that it was just the train running over skunks. Dafuq do I know, I guess? I drink beer, but not beer that is skunky.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 24, 2022, 06:58:59 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 23, 2022, 09:51:16 PM

It smells a little weird, but I love my cat *pets a skunk*
Send that to Steelo Brim.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 24, 2022, 07:00:20 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on December 23, 2022, 10:31:01 PMIt would seem that the "good shit" in terms of marijuana has a skunky smell. I smell it in our neighborhood, when one of my neighbors indulges. I smell it when driving over the train tracks on my way to our rental house. I used to think that it was just the train running over skunks. Dafuq do I know, I guess? I drink beer, but not beer that is skunky.
https://www.leafly.com/strains/skunk-1
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 24, 2022, 08:07:47 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 24, 2022, 10:44:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 24, 2022, 10:53:57 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 24, 2022, 11:35:10 AM


"Transform and roll out...partner."
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 24, 2022, 10:30:14 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 24, 2022, 10:37:15 PM
Well, she's had her moment.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 24, 2022, 11:46:59 PM
How long is a "moment"? 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2022, 06:53:23 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 24, 2022, 11:46:59 PMHow long is a "moment"? 🤔
Yes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2022, 01:19:56 PM


Wait till he hears about the deviled eggs
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 25, 2022, 01:49:04 PM
That guy's a ham.
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 25, 2022, 04:05:41 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 25, 2022, 01:49:04 PMThat guy's a ham.
He is that--and jerked beef (or pork).
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 25, 2022, 04:23:26 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2022, 06:53:23 AMYes.
Well...if you say so...
🖖
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2022, 06:28:00 PM


Merry Christmas!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2022, 10:15:34 PM
That one swooshed me.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 26, 2022, 01:09:39 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2022, 10:15:34 PMThat one swooshed me.

I assume that means you don't get it, which is okay. We can help.

Watch this four-year-old video:


You can skip to 11:50 if you just want to get to the reference here, but the context is pretty funny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 26, 2022, 09:59:01 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 26, 2022, 11:55:48 AM


Normally, no.  Basic Instinct, yes.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 26, 2022, 01:09:43 PM
That kid needs to go outside and stay there until the wolves get him.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 26, 2022, 01:12:16 PM
My life goes FF when I'm having fun and PAUSE when people are shooting at me.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 26, 2022, 01:14:57 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 26, 2022, 01:09:43 PMThat kid needs to go outside and stay there until the wolves get him.

I'm sorry. This makes me look like a dick.

I meant 'him or her.'
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Post by: Mike Cl on December 26, 2022, 02:06:13 PM
Of course he is insane--he's a christian.
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Post by: Cassia on December 26, 2022, 10:39:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2022, 12:34:50 AM
Plot twist: guy in the center is the husband
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2022, 12:41:58 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2022, 01:15:15 PM


Presumably, they only told him the good parts.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2022, 06:28:40 PM


And neither one of us has ever been seriously harmed jumping off a building, so the odds are low that we'll be harmed that way in the future.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 27, 2022, 07:10:45 PM
Don't forget to flex your knees!
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 27, 2022, 08:21:16 PM
To quote Jack Burton, "It's all in the reflexs."
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 27, 2022, 11:44:45 PM
My brother's a teacher and one of his students was hanging out after school with him and another teacher for reasons I forget and are unimportant. The student told a story about him falling off a second or maybe third story roof. They asked him how he managed to not get hurt and the kid said "Tuck and roll, baby."
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2022, 08:34:09 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 29, 2022, 07:24:27 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2022, 12:12:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2022, 12:43:30 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 29, 2022, 01:04:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 29, 2022, 12:12:08 PM
Looking at the bad photoshopping, I thought that woman was someone who died via volcano, but she's on the cover of WTEWYE. Oh, ick. Who fucked that?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2022, 03:03:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2022, 03:49:34 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 29, 2022, 04:28:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 29, 2022, 03:03:27 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2022, 06:25:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2022, 08:21:58 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 29, 2022, 08:34:57 PM
That was very deformative.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2022, 10:13:19 AM




https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/george-santos-sept-11-lies-congress-1234654199/

QuoteFollowing reports that Santos falsified major aspects of his resume, employment history, and even his own parents and grandparents biographies, the claims regarding his mother's death may constitute another entry in the future Long Island congressman's record of dishonesty. 
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Post by: Cassia on December 30, 2022, 12:07:28 PM
Well, it seems Santos will fit right in with the rest of his "esteemed" cohorts.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 30, 2022, 12:21:54 PM
I didn't get away with lies when I was five. How did he get past this? Maybe if his mom would quit dying he'd be better adjusted?
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 30, 2022, 12:29:31 PM
Obviously, George Santos was raised by a lesbian couple.


Spread this around. I want to see if it gets back to him.
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Post by: Cassia on December 30, 2022, 12:40:22 PM
I have to give Liz Cheney credit for actually upholding her so-called "conservative values" of ancient lore that we have heard so much about in the past. To watch Moscow Mitch and his spineless minions like Ted Cruz cower to the Trump, the one they despised. I mean Trump even called Cruz's wife ugly and said his father had something to do with the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Cruz still put on the ass-kissing kneepads. Pathetic.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2022, 01:27:50 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 30, 2022, 02:11:00 PM
Okay, so we got that Baldymort guy and the Green Goblin. Donald Southerland in some sci-fi-looking thing I don't know, but I'm vaguely aware of. I'm going to guess it was Ender's Game. I'm positive I'm right. And then some other guy who I have no idea who that is and figure it the whole point of this joke it doesn't look like a movie character but some jackoff who makes shitty right wing youtube videos sponsored by his own brand of testoterone suppliments he sells to idiotic incells.

What do I win?
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 30, 2022, 02:25:10 PM
Okay, after thinking about it, I remembered I had heard of that guy.

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2022, 03:43:14 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 30, 2022, 02:11:00 PMOkay, so we got that Baldymort guy and the Green Goblin. Donald Southerland in some sci-fi-looking thing I don't know, but I'm vaguely aware of. I'm going to guess it was Ender's Game. I'm positive I'm right. And then some other guy who I have no idea who that is and figure it the whole point of this joke it doesn't look like a movie character but some jackoff who makes shitty right wing youtube videos sponsored by his own brand of testoterone suppliments he sells to idiotic incells.

What do I win?
Top left is Voldemort from the Harry Potter films (later adapted into a book series)

Top right is President Snow from The Hunger Games (actually a dictator)

Bottom right is The Green Goblin from Spider-Man

Bottom left is Andrew Tate, essentially a professional misogynist with the worst dating advice possible.  And the fact that he went from beefing online with a teenager to being arrested is downright hilarious in so many ways.

The joke is that the guy is like a cartoon villain and every bit as clownish and silly as those fictional characters.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 30, 2022, 07:44:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 30, 2022, 01:27:50 PM
Should I feel good about myself that I don't know who any of those guys are?
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 30, 2022, 07:45:54 PM
Yes.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 30, 2022, 07:52:15 PM
I got the Green Goblin because I got roped into going to a movie. The last time I've been to the movies is when the Robin Hood movie came out, what, almost 3 years ago? Nope, just remembered that my wife roped me into going to see "First Man".
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 30, 2022, 07:57:59 PM
Which Robin Hood do you mean?

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 30, 2022, 08:18:20 PM
The one with the belt fed arrows and IDEs.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 30, 2022, 08:29:03 PM
Integrated development environments?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 30, 2022, 08:48:19 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 30, 2022, 07:57:59 PMWhich Robin Hood do you mean?

;;;;;;

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The one that came out 3 years ago.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2022, 09:22:27 PM


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Verdean_escudo
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2022, 11:20:42 PM


Humans:  It could bite my whole hand off and completely dissolve it within 24 hours.
Also humans: I'm gonna pet it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2022, 09:29:22 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on December 30, 2022, 08:48:19 PM¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The one that came out 3 years ago.
2018
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2022, 09:57:56 AM


Neither the first time nor the last that the dastardly Prussians despoiled French culture.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 31, 2022, 10:01:54 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2022, 09:29:22 AM2018

OK
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2022, 01:16:57 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2022, 01:21:24 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2022, 01:39:54 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2022, 01:40:02 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2022, 01:42:06 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2022, 01:46:59 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2022, 01:47:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2022, 02:33:38 PM
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Post by: Cassia on December 31, 2022, 02:41:51 PM
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While visiting Brazil in May 2007, Pope Benedict sparked controversy by saying that native populations had been 'silently longing' for the Christian faith brought to South America by colonizers.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 31, 2022, 02:48:10 PM
I heard the pope died, by I thought it was the new guy, not pope sidious.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2022, 03:25:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2022, 03:35:53 PM
Today in lying:



He pardoned a woman who killed her abusive husband in arguable self-defense (he threatened to kill her shortly before his death) 

Biden also pardoned 5 additional people.

Will the Faux News audience understand that?  Place your bets.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 31, 2022, 04:03:08 PM
Faux News is shameful and has been for decades.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2022, 06:54:57 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on December 31, 2022, 07:50:15 PM
I remember when I was a kid insisting to a friend that "Jewed them down" was "chewed them down" because "Jewed them down" made no sense to me. Chewed them down was,  in my imagination, like biting away at the offer. This was pre-Google and I later learned I was wrong.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2022, 09:03:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 12:36:05 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 01, 2023, 05:12:32 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 01, 2023, 05:19:52 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 01, 2023, 05:23:56 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 01, 2023, 05:26:16 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 01, 2023, 05:27:01 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 01, 2023, 05:28:05 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 01, 2023, 05:35:40 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 01, 2023, 05:50:27 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2023, 07:05:05 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 12:36:05 AM
Is that today?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 09:27:47 AM


Ashyyyleee
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 10:27:29 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 12:53:08 PM


Kid needs a job in pharmaceuticals.  Line goes up.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 02:19:56 PM


I hope his/her New Year's wish was for new brains.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 03:45:38 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2023, 04:13:11 PM
No moray of those, please.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 05:52:19 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2023, 04:13:11 PMNo moray of those, please.
Why?  Are they eelegal?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2023, 06:47:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 05:52:19 PMWhy?  Are they eelegal?
We shell sea.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 07:44:25 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2023, 06:47:00 PMWe shell sea.
Let minnow.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 01, 2023, 07:51:12 PM
This is some electrifying conversation.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2023, 08:06:04 PM
Too hoki?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2023, 08:06:42 PM
Still waters run deep, and get bottled by my cousins.
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Post by: LinuxGal on January 02, 2023, 10:07:52 AM
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Post by: Cassia on January 02, 2023, 10:54:52 AM
Quote from: LinuxGal on January 02, 2023, 10:07:52 AM
This was just 1 hour after the wine trick.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 02, 2023, 11:21:13 AM
Welcome!
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 02, 2023, 03:56:37 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 02, 2023, 03:58:08 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 02, 2023, 04:26:54 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 02, 2023, 03:56:37 PM

Hah, that's originally in dutch. I read it when it first appeared in the 'humo' magazine.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2023, 06:47:43 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 02, 2023, 07:18:20 PM
That's an eye queue test.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 02, 2023, 07:59:54 PM
Quote from: LinuxGal on January 02, 2023, 10:07:52 AM

LinuxGal is a nice person. Be sure to make her feel welcome!
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 02, 2023, 09:26:15 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 02, 2023, 07:59:54 PMLinuxGal is a nice person. Be sure to make her feel welcome!

Oh christ. Are you WindowsBoy?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 02, 2023, 09:47:06 PM
No, I am not. And I'm not christ, either. She's a new member, who I've seen elsewhere. Do you want to drive her off?
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 02, 2023, 10:40:34 PM
Don't be silly.

I want to drive everyone off.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 03, 2023, 09:46:54 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 03, 2023, 10:44:08 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2023, 02:47:15 AM
Why am I eating it raw?! Ok scratch that. Why is mine raw?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 04, 2023, 06:56:03 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2023, 02:47:15 AMWhy am I eating it raw?! Ok scratch that. Why is mine raw?

Stop spuddering and eat your tater.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2023, 12:16:06 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2023, 02:47:15 AMWhy am I eating it raw?! Ok scratch that. Why is mine raw?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2023, 12:20:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2023, 12:54:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2023, 04:20:57 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 04, 2023, 11:51:58 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 04, 2023, 02:47:15 AMWhy am I eating it raw?! Ok scratch that. Why is mine raw?


Because virgin.

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Post by: Shiranu on January 05, 2023, 12:54:08 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 04, 2023, 04:20:57 PM

I'm actually a dumb American about this, but cant they just have like an un-Brexit vote? Obviously it would cost to revert back, but reality is what reality is. You can accept this or live in a lie; cheaper and easier to fix your mistake now than later.

Pretty sure given the state of the world, most of the EU would let them back in with reasonable conditions... though France, Germany and Hungry do scare me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2023, 01:57:45 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 05, 2023, 12:54:08 AMI'm actually a dumb American about this, but cant they just have like an un-Brexit vote? Obviously it would cost to revert back, but reality is what reality is. You can accept this or live in a lie; cheaper and easier to fix your mistake now than later.
I am also a dumb American and I guess not.  I distinctly remember the europeans having a similarly simple solution to the Roe VS Wade debacle a year ago.  "Can't you just not listen to the Supreme Court?"  Doesn't work that way, lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2023, 10:23:47 AM


Ah yes, I too watch cooking shows with ingredients in millimeters.

And grams is such a strange measurement to us Americans, which appears on literally all our medicine and in parantheses on our food.

And a lot of drinks come in 2-liter bottles.

But yeah, that's way too difficult to learn.  I'll just stick to this handy chart:



Ah, simplicity.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 05, 2023, 11:30:56 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 05, 2023, 12:54:08 AMI'm actually a dumb American about this, but cant they just have like an un-Brexit vote? Obviously it would cost to revert back, but reality is what reality is. You can accept this or live in a lie; cheaper and easier to fix your mistake now than later.

Pretty sure given the state of the world, most of the EU would let them back in with reasonable conditions... though France, Germany and Hungry do scare me.

Tory government won't touch a rejoin effort with a forty yard stick. In their eyes, it would make them look foolish and irresponsible.
Irony at its finest.

Plus  i think they'll have to work to reallignment with the european single market for a while, ro privz they mean it. And to make sure the ideaolgical jump isn't too far for the hard-line brexiteers. It will be a slow crawl rather than a sprint.

Honestly, if the eu were to accept. Their 'cost' would be minimal, because their greater cost arises from the bat-shit insane position they are in now. Any adminstrative cost to rejoin would be peanuts to this ongoing national self harm.

But only one member needs object: veto, and the UK is (for then) barred from joining, even if the UK were ready to rejoin.
And while there are many and obvious reasons for welcoming them back. I would hope we do so cautiously.

Honestly, the port of antwerp-bruges managed to come better out of brexit than we were before. We managed to nab a bigger slice, be it from a smaller pie, but we got a bigger slice. Which is ole ofour largest parts of the economy.
Now, selfish reasons aside, because we see the strength of the union as an evrn more important factor. And in that regard, adding the uk population to our market, if they adhere to the single market and forgo their other, worse, trade deals, is a good thing. It would also solve the northern ireland problem.
But i would jope we get one mjor concession before letting them rejoin. Namely, a prerequisite that they can't have another brexit for a period of, let's say, 20 or 30 years.
The entire brexit-mania hurt us more than their actual departure. I find this not an unreasonable demand.
But: that'll make the pridefull brexiteers even more feevent in not rejoining. They'd take it like an insult.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2023, 12:01:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2023, 01:07:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2023, 05:51:22 PM
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Post by: Cassia on January 05, 2023, 06:07:27 PM
Musk Tweets His Support for McCarthy Amid Republican Gridlock
That dude Musk really knows how to double down, LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2023, 07:04:58 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 05, 2023, 08:05:54 PM
You know, i know its not gonna happen, but would so love for jeffries to convince 6 republicans to just vote for him. Or get 11 republicans to vote present.

He'd have a horrible time as speaker in a republican majority. But it would be the biggest F.U. to mccarthy. And hey, it's gonna suck anyways.
I would pay money to watch mccarthy having to unpack all his shit from the office of the speaker he preemptively claimed.
It's be therapeutic.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 05, 2023, 08:42:57 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 05, 2023, 08:05:54 PMYou know, i know its not gonna happen, but would so love for jeffries to convince 6 republicans to just vote for him. Or get 11 republicans to vote present.

He'd have a horrible time as speaker in a republican majority. But it would be the biggest F.U. to mccarthy. And hey, it's gonna suck anyways.
I would pay money to watch mccarthy having to unpack all his shit from the office of the speaker he preemptively claimed.
It's be therapeutic.

You know, I was going to post the same about the 6 republicans, lol. McCarthy has already moved into that office? What a fucking tool. But I knew he was a tool before he moved in. I despise that man only about 1 notch below the chump. Well, maybe 2 notches. De Santis is another one of those tools, and should occupy the niche 1 notch below the chump.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 06, 2023, 12:25:02 AM


This is literally all I know.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 06, 2023, 12:29:33 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 05, 2023, 08:42:57 PMYou know, I was going to post the same about the 6 republicans, lol. McCarthy has already moved into that office? What a fucking tool. But I knew he was a tool before he moved in. I despise that man only about 1 notch below the chump. Well, maybe 2 notches. De Santis is another one of those tools, and should occupy the niche 1 notch below the chump.
I can't help but feel some schadenfreude - and the more votes he loses the more of it I feel! 😏
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 06, 2023, 01:14:54 AM
It's a lie. Everybody uses cups and spoons.
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Post by: Cassia on January 06, 2023, 01:48:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2023, 04:15:43 PM


*puts hand in door frame*
*slams door eleven times*
"Feeels GREAAAT!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2023, 09:02:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2023, 09:28:48 PM


*Westworld intensifies*
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 06, 2023, 10:36:56 PM
I don't know what "Westworld" is (or care) but that's funny.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 06, 2023, 11:14:43 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 06, 2023, 10:36:56 PMI don't know what "Westworld" is (or care) but that's funny.
Amazing/good/okay scifi series that was hugely popular, basically HBO's flagship for a couple years before dropping off.

Famously ended with the plot in a mess but promising one final test/epiphany to set everything straight in the final season, a season that very nearly went into production before the show was abruptly cancelled.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 06, 2023, 11:26:48 PM
Ah. I don't subscribe to HBO. The wife is a total TV junkie, I'm just a mouse potato, and read a lot.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 06, 2023, 11:53:35 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 06, 2023, 10:36:56 PMI don't know what "Westworld" is (or care) but that's funny.

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Post by: Unbeliever on January 07, 2023, 01:24:17 AM
That was a great movie, but I've never seen any of the series.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2023, 09:05:57 AM


Flying squirrels, lol.  Can you imagine?!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 07, 2023, 09:42:13 AM
Saw a hawk take a flying squirrel mid-air "a few years ago".
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 07, 2023, 11:36:44 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 07, 2023, 01:24:17 AMThat was a great movie, but I've never seen any of the series.

Written and directed by Michael Crichton. I was a bit of a fanboy in my 20's.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2023, 03:48:39 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 07, 2023, 04:12:48 PM
Did they have chickens in Middle Earth? 🐔 🤔
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 07, 2023, 04:13:37 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 07, 2023, 04:12:48 PMDid they have chickens in Middle Earth? 🐔 🤔

They had tomatoes, so, who knows?
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 07, 2023, 04:23:10 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 07, 2023, 04:12:48 PMDid they have chickens in Middle Earth? 🐔 🤔

Yep. Don't know if chickens ever appear on screen, but I'm almost certain we see products made with eggs, such as cakes.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 07, 2023, 04:49:17 PM
Could have been wraith eggs.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 07, 2023, 05:05:11 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2023, 05:30:08 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 07, 2023, 04:12:48 PMDid they have chickens in Middle Earth? 🐔 🤔
They have two breakfasts, so I certainly hope so.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2023, 05:37:20 PM


Webcomic was deleted off the internet :/

Dunno if you can read the fine print, but Charon (yes, that Charon, taxi to the underworld) is about to take a guy to hell.  The guy asks what could possibly be worse than hell.  Charon says they'll be stopping at the Denver airport.  (It's funny because Denver is awful)
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2023, 06:03:27 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 08, 2023, 02:37:36 AM
Chasing an invisible chicken around Middle Earth must have been a lost chronicle.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2023, 11:33:24 AM
Baby formula from Europe: (where they use metric)

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2023, 12:00:11 PM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 08, 2023, 02:37:36 AMChasing an invisible chicken around Middle Earth must have been a lost chronicle.
Great. You've probably inspired another series on cable.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 08, 2023, 02:09:29 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 08, 2023, 03:07:30 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 08, 2023, 03:16:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 07, 2023, 09:05:57 AM

Flying squirrels, lol.  Can you imagine?!
Apparently this one's never heard of Rocket J. Squirrel and his buddy Bullwinkle. 😏
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2023, 03:23:31 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 08, 2023, 03:07:30 PM
How fast were those slugs?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 08, 2023, 03:24:18 PM
No idea. Apparently,they all went for fun.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 08, 2023, 03:44:33 PM
Who would win a race, slugs or snails? 🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2023, 03:55:36 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 08, 2023, 03:44:33 PMWho would win a race, slugs or snails? 🤔
Slugs, hands down (figuratively)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2023, 04:09:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 08, 2023, 03:55:36 PMSlugs, hands down (figuratively)
.50 cal. slugs are supersonic.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2023, 05:24:18 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 08, 2023, 05:28:59 PM
Looks like something from Edgar Allan Poe! 😱
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2023, 05:38:32 PM


*one of at least a dozen people who spontaneously sided with the Na'vi over the humans*

*everyone acts shocked*
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 08, 2023, 06:29:30 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 08, 2023, 05:28:59 PMLooks like something from Edgar Allan Poe! 😱

Or Studio Ghibli
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2023, 12:37:24 PM


Ummm....
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 09, 2023, 01:05:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 09, 2023, 12:37:24 PM

Ummm....

Hmm. Didn't know she was into that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2023, 02:03:34 PM
As an Xcom vet, the correct word is "ethereal" (heavenly, too delicate for this world)
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 09, 2023, 03:27:49 PM
Yes, they meant ethereal, but I think that she's perfectly suited for this world. I'd breed with her, for example. 8^P
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2023, 10:30:32 PM


Does clicking on a random place in google maps and then trying to find my way to the nearest airport count as traveling?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2023, 10:31:42 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 09, 2023, 10:40:53 PM
Not really. It's raining hard, and it's splashing like a two-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock. I'm staying inside. One of my sons walked the dogs about 50 feet away; they wasted no time relieving themselves, and he brought them back in.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2023, 10:59:09 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 09, 2023, 11:28:32 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 09, 2023, 02:03:34 PMAs an Xcom vet, the correct word is "ethereal" (heavenly, too delicate for this world)

So a delicate stream of piss?
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 10, 2023, 02:09:16 AM
The only time I'm ever caught traveling is when I'm playing basketball. 🏀
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 10, 2023, 11:52:55 AM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 10, 2023, 12:37:54 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 10, 2023, 11:52:55 AM

But what's holding the turtle up? 8^D
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 10, 2023, 12:39:28 PM
It's turtles all the way down! 🐢
😆
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 01:25:30 PM


Ah yes, China's playbook.
Step #1 invent math
Step #2 teach kids math
Step #3 embarrass people who don't know maths so good
Step #4 ?
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Post by: Cassia on January 10, 2023, 02:09:14 PM
Maths. Someone needs to teach these English how to speak English.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 10, 2023, 02:25:46 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 10, 2023, 02:26:07 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 10, 2023, 02:26:27 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 10, 2023, 02:26:48 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 10, 2023, 02:35:27 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 10, 2023, 04:03:24 PM
Quote from: Cassia on January 10, 2023, 02:09:14 PMMaths. Someone needs to teach these English how to speak English.
Yeah, there's only one math and it's the language of the universe. 🖖
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 04:56:19 PM
Quote from: Cassia on January 10, 2023, 02:09:14 PMMaths. Someone needs to teach these English how to speak English.
Apparently, it's a count noun in british english (owning to different types of mathematics like geometry and calculus, so it's like "sports" or "sciences") but in US english, it's a mass noun like gymnastics.

Either one is fine imo, but it seems unwieldy to say "maths classes".
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 10, 2023, 06:27:11 PM
Maybe someone who uses the term "maths" in real life can clear up the reason.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 06:44:16 PM


Avoid jail time with this one simple trick - do legal drugs.  If you commit a crime while on legal drugs, the law can't arrest you!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 08:10:12 PM


Man, politics in America is really something else.  :/

Do you guys go nuclear about stoves too or do you have more important issues to talk about?
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 10, 2023, 08:17:50 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 06:44:16 PM

Avoid jail time with this one simple trick - do legal drugs.  If you commit a crime while on legal drugs, the law can't arrest you!
Is she into flower power or flowery speech??
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 10, 2023, 08:28:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 08:10:12 PM

Man, politics in America is really something else.  :/

Do you guys go nuclear about stoves too or do you have more important issues to talk about?

I'd like to know the context for this insane quote. Then again it's an "R" in Texas, and a lot of "R"s are just plain stupid, or criminally stupid. #1/6/21

In other news, Brazilians are out for blood after the attack after Lula was elected. Taking a play from the US' Republican Party and aping an overthrow isn't sitting well down there. Good for them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 09:35:51 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 10, 2023, 08:28:23 PMI'd like to know the context for this insane quote. Then again it's an "R" in Texas, and a lot of "R"s are just plain stupid, or criminally stupid.
In December, a scientific study showed that gas stoves are associated with asthma and other respiratory conditions (https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/09/business/gas-stove-ban-federal-agency/index.html) (apparently breathing in gas fumes is somehow bad for your health).  How closely associated?  About 13% of current childhood asthma is attributable to gas stove use.  That's a pretty damning statistic.

So a federal agency is looking into all the options, including a ban.  Note: nothing has been decided yet, but presumably, the big bad gobermet won't go to gated communities and/or trailer parks decked out in SWAT gear, kick in the door, and force god-fearing Republicans at gunpoint to install new Greta-approved emasculating electric ranges instead.

I kid, but this idea of "government overreach" is laughable, especially from the people who want the government to regulate pregnancy and call for genital inspections regarding women's' sports.  Yikes.

And as someone with asthma myself, that stuff is no joke and it's a hard thing to grow up with, especially when you suffer "invisibly" from other people's POV.  I can't count the times I've been told to be calm or brave or think positively or this that and the other while struggling to breathe.  They mean well, of course.  But the simple fact is that it's a physical problem with a physical solution, much like a broken leg or a nail sticking through one's foot.  Imagine saying to someone in that situation to just be calm and think positively.  At best, it just keeps the person from running around in panic and further hurting themselves, it doesn't do anything for the underlying problem.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 10, 2023, 10:32:03 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 09:35:51 PMIn December, a scientific study showed that gas stoves are associated with asthma and other respiratory conditions (https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/09/business/gas-stove-ban-federal-agency/index.html) (apparently breathing in gas fumes is somehow bad for your health).  How closely associated?  About 13% of current childhood asthma is attributable to gas stove use.  That's a pretty damning statistic.

So a federal agency is looking into all the options, including a ban.  Note: nothing has been decided yet, but presumably, the big bad gobermet won't go to gated communities and/or trailer parks decked out in SWAT gear, kick in the door, and force god-fearing Republicans at gunpoint to install new Greta-approved emasculating electric ranges instead.

I kid, but this idea of "government overreach" is laughable, especially from the people who want the government to regulate pregnancy and call for genital inspections regarding women's' sports.  Yikes.

And as someone with asthma myself, that stuff is no joke and it's a hard thing to grow up with, especially when you suffer "invisibly" from other people's POV.  I can't count the times I've been told to be calm or brave or think positively or this that and the other while struggling to breathe.  They mean well, of course.  But the simple fact is that it's a physical problem with a physical solution, much like a broken leg or a nail sticking through one's foot.  Imagine saying to someone in that situation to just be calm and think positively.  At best, it just keeps the person from running around in panic and further hurting themselves, it doesn't do anything for the underlying problem.

<Pulls rescue inhaler out of pocket, brandishes.> Interestingly enough, we have a gas stove and gas heat, but my asthma doesn't react to them. I'll tell you what does. When we bought this house in '02, it had carpet. I was sick as hell, had two inhalers- one steroidal and one albuterol. I was using both, 2 puffs, 5 times a day. Once we got the carpet out and laminate floors in, the problem basically went away. The culprit? Cat dander. Republicans are like puppies chasing their tails, but without the cute, since they cause so much trouble.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 10:46:33 PM
My family could never figure out the cause of my asthma.  And it triggered at the oddest times - heavy exercise, respiratory disease (cold/flu, croup was especially fun :/), possibly some seasonal influence (oct/nov was the worst).  And secondhand cigarette smoking - back in the day that stuff was everywhere - is a lot worse on me than other people.

All I know is that changing drugs really made a huge difference - I went from about 50-60%ish lung capacity to upwards of 90%.  Felt like a new lease on life.  Eventually, I just started having attacks less and less, and less severely, and didn't need a rescue inhaler almost at all.

Every now and then, an attack happens and it's very upsetting to go back to wheezing again (covid was no picnic), but for the most part, I'm fine.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 10, 2023, 10:48:48 PM










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Post by: the_antithesis on January 10, 2023, 11:34:59 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 04:56:19 PMApparently, it's a count noun in british english (owning to different types of mathematics like geometry and calculus, so it's like "sports" or "sciences") but in US english, it's a mass noun like gymnastics.

Gymnatic.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 10, 2023, 11:47:58 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 09:35:51 PM...I can't count the times I've been told to be calm or brave or think positively or this that and the other while struggling to breathe. ...

Oh jesus christ. Someone tells me to think positively, I tell them I'm positive I want them to die.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 11, 2023, 12:55:25 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 08:10:12 PM

Man, politics in America is really something else.  :/

Do you guys go nuclear about stoves too or do you have more important issues to talk about?
What could possibly be more important than stoves!? 😉
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 11, 2023, 02:24:11 AM
Republicans don't actually have any platforms. They just know they're against whatever Democrats are doing.

Democrat: "Gas stoves have been linked to health issues. Maybe we should consider--"

Republicans: "The evil Marxist Socialists are coming for your stoves!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2023, 08:57:19 AM


Dirty secrets of green energy #10 - centuries ago, people did bad stuff and sailboats were often used to facilitate that bad stuff (therefore sailboats were the cause and are bad by association)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 11, 2023, 09:24:06 AM
The locals were indeed horrified when the Mayflower showed up.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 11, 2023, 10:46:02 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on January 10, 2023, 08:17:50 PMIs she into flower power or flowery speech??

Nah... Just good, old kind of moron.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 11, 2023, 10:48:47 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 04:56:19 PMApparently, it's a count noun in british english (owning to different types of mathematics like geometry and calculus, so it's like "sports" or "sciences") but in US english, it's a mass noun like gymnastics.

Either one is fine imo, but it seems unwieldy to say "maths classes".

As far as I know, it's used that way in a specific context, not instead of just 'math'.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 11, 2023, 10:57:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 10, 2023, 04:56:19 PMApparently, it's a count noun in british english (owning to different types of mathematics like geometry and calculus, so it's like "sports" or "sciences") but in US english, it's a mass noun like gymnastics.

Either one is fine imo, but it seems unwieldy to say "maths classes".

I think it's simpler than that. Both are just a shortening of the word "mathematics" and for reasons that escape reason, the Brits noticed the word is plural and decided to keep in plural in the shortened version and we decided that "maths" sounded stupid and didn't do that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2023, 11:32:49 AM


The math is off by several orders of magnitude.  I won't bore anyone with the math, so let's just think about this logically.

Let's assume for a second that the Kirksville Aquatic Center contains about half a percent of all the water in the Atlantic Ocean.  And there are thousands of such pools on the surface of the planet.  Does it seem reasonable that human-built pools on the surface of the planet contain many more times the water than the ocean?
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Post by: Cassia on January 11, 2023, 12:28:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 11, 2023, 11:32:49 AMThe math is off by several orders of magnitude.  I won't bore anyone with the math, so let's just think about this logically.

Let's assume for a second that the Kirksville Aquatic Center contains about half a percent of all the water in the Atlantic Ocean.  And there are thousands of such pools on the surface of the planet.  Does it seem reasonable that human-built pools on the surface of the planet contain many more times the water than the ocean?
I get that Kirksville, Missouri is a long way from the Atlantic, but a quick look around has numbers like 310,410,900 cubic kilometers and that leads to an order of magnitude around 1 x 1020 gallons and growing every day....But when Noah was floating his ark with two kangaroos, 6,000 years ago, obviously all the oceans joined together an all the pools were just part of the ocean. So there.
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 11, 2023, 01:04:18 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 11, 2023, 10:46:02 AMNah... Just good, old kind of moron.
As long as she isn't violet about it............
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 11, 2023, 01:29:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 11, 2023, 11:32:49 AMThe math is off by several orders of magnitude. 

Oh come on. He only missed the volume of the Atlantic by about 290,000,000,000 X. How close do you expect a guy to be?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 11, 2023, 02:07:31 PM
I've driven over* that shit, it was bigger than I thought.




*Various warships.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 11, 2023, 03:06:40 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on January 11, 2023, 01:04:18 PMAs long as she isn't violet about it............

I've no idea what that means. We have a new thing defined by another colour?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2023, 03:53:08 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 11, 2023, 04:09:23 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 11, 2023, 03:06:40 PMI've no idea what that means. We have a new thing defined by another colour?
Just a pun.
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 11, 2023, 04:46:31 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 11, 2023, 03:06:40 PMI've no idea what that means. We have a new thing defined by another colour?
Go back to the Trophy Knife tweet and you will see she uses the word "violet"  when she, I think meant violent.  Hence my not to good joke about flowers or flower power.  She did that twice.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 11, 2023, 04:59:51 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 11, 2023, 03:06:40 PMI've no idea what that means. We have a new thing defined by another colour?

Refer to the original post. She has such terrible grammar, she uses the word "violet" instead of "violent" multiple times.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2023, 06:51:24 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on January 11, 2023, 04:46:31 PMGo back to the Trophy Knife tweet and you will see she uses the word "violet"  when she, I think meant violent.  Hence my not to good joke about flowers or flower power.  She did that twice.
There's also apo'strophe abuse.  :'(
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2023, 09:45:23 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 11, 2023, 10:29:15 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 11, 2023, 09:45:23 PM
What am I missing?  And I know what the term means.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 12, 2023, 12:13:37 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 11, 2023, 10:29:15 PMWhat am I missing?  And I know what the term means.

Bofa deez nuts!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2023, 09:30:14 AM
Orchiectomy is a removal of the testicles, so the punchline is thoroughly set up.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2023, 10:24:42 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2023, 01:16:46 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 12, 2023, 01:33:54 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 12, 2023, 12:13:37 AMBofa deez nuts!
Not what I asked.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 12, 2023, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 12, 2023, 09:30:14 AMOrchiectomy is a removal of the testicles, so the punchline is thoroughly set up.
How so?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2023, 04:36:00 PM
Bofa = both of
deez nuts = literally, testicles.  Figuratively, an expression of disrespect or "burn" against the target
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Post by: Cassia on January 12, 2023, 05:34:01 PM
LGBTQ+ culture is quickly evolving a new dialect.
Example:
https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=cisgender&year_start=1800&year_end=2019&corpus=en-2019&smoothing=7
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 12, 2023, 07:58:12 PM
Quote from: Cassia on January 12, 2023, 05:34:01 PMLGBTQ+ culture is quickly evolving a new dialect.
Example:
https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=cisgender&year_start=1800&year_end=2019&corpus=en-2019&smoothing=7

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Post by: Blackleaf on January 12, 2023, 08:15:53 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 12, 2023, 01:33:54 PMNot what I asked.

That's the punchline of the comic.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 13, 2023, 12:27:38 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 12, 2023, 01:33:54 PMNot what I asked.

The person on the couch is taking immense pleasure in saying the "bofa deez nuts" joke to the other guy who brought her lunch. The people who'd normally read this comic would anticipate all of this and laugh the the situation.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 13, 2023, 07:03:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 12, 2023, 04:36:00 PMBofa = both of
deez nuts = literally, testicles.  Figuratively, an expression of disrespect or "burn" against the target
Okay, so newspeak. Got it.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 13, 2023, 10:29:25 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 13, 2023, 07:03:10 AMOkay, so newspeak. Got it.

Sass that hoopie, frood.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2023, 10:47:43 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 13, 2023, 03:10:35 PM
Good for them
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on January 13, 2023, 03:54:17 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on January 13, 2023, 03:10:35 PMGood for them

Except they aren't holding hands. The arm in the middle isn't Green's left arm. It is Brown's right arm. Compare the sizes. Green has smaller arms than Brown. The arm in the middle is Brown sized. Plus if it was Green's hand there would be a thumb facing forward and those are fingers. 
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 13, 2023, 05:50:35 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on January 13, 2023, 03:54:17 PMExcept they aren't holding hands. The arm in the middle isn't Green's left arm. It is Brown's right arm. Compare the sizes. Green has smaller arms than Brown. The arm in the middle is Brown sized. Plus if it was Green's hand there would be a thumb facing forward and those are fingers.

I don't know. I only see three arms, and the size of the arm in the middle doesn't match either of them. It does match green's skin tone, though. Brown's arm is darker. The perspective is confusing. I don't know where the missing arm is. lol
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 13, 2023, 06:35:38 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 13, 2023, 05:50:35 PMI don't know where the missing arm is. lol
Green's arm is behind Brown. Exactly where, wtfk?
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 14, 2023, 12:32:14 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 13, 2023, 06:35:38 PMGreen's arm is behind Brown. Exactly where, wtfk?

in Brown's brown?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 14, 2023, 12:46:05 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on January 13, 2023, 03:54:17 PMExcept they aren't holding hands. The arm in the middle isn't Green's left arm. It is Brown's right arm. Compare the sizes. Green has smaller arms than Brown. The arm in the middle is Brown sized. Plus if it was Green's hand there would be a thumb facing forward and those are fingers. 

Bur if you compare the colours, it's Green's arm.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 14, 2023, 04:43:02 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on January 13, 2023, 03:54:17 PMExcept they aren't holding hands.

Yeah, they are. There are three hands in Brown's lap.

Amazing how conservatives lose their shit over this. Wonder if Tucker Carlson finds Green sexy again.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 14, 2023, 07:36:09 AM
I really don't get why they are so hung up on this. It's so stupid.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 14, 2023, 07:55:19 AM
Notice that Brown's left side is shadowed. That arm would look darker.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2023, 10:27:06 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 14, 2023, 12:17:53 PM
What the hell does "woke" even mean, anyway? 🤔
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 14, 2023, 12:25:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 14, 2023, 10:27:06 AM

Nick appears to be a broken tool, and easily triggered. 8^D
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 14, 2023, 12:33:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 14, 2023, 12:17:53 PMWhat the hell does "woke" even mean, anyway? 🤔
Urban Dictionary is your friend. https://www.urbandictionary.com/
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 14, 2023, 12:59:17 PM
I take too many naps to be woke.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 14, 2023, 04:17:20 PM
"Spiritual and intellectual enlightenment."  OK, that's about what I thought it means, but why is it derogatory?
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 14, 2023, 04:23:24 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 14, 2023, 12:17:53 PMWhat the hell does "woke" even mean, anyway? 🤔
I've been puzzled about that myself.  From what I have seen, woke means being socially aware of the problems minorities face.  There are many, many definitions for it, but since the conservatives use it as a derogatory term, I claim it all the time.  Tucker Carlson saying that M&M's are becoming woke is just another idiotic statement by the maga idiots.   
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2023, 04:40:23 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 14, 2023, 12:17:53 PMWhat the hell does "woke" even mean, anyway? 🤔
It was actually defined as part of some weird right-wing lawsuit (https://www.themarysue.com/things-we-saw-today-ron-desantiss-lawyers-forced-to-admit-they-know-the-definition-of-woke/).  It was pretty funny.

"Woke" is "the belief [that] there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.".  With that broad a definition, virtually everyone is "woke"!
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 14, 2023, 04:46:49 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 14, 2023, 12:25:37 PMNick appears to be a broken tool, and easily triggered. 8^D

His posts make me highly suspicious he's a troll. This has to be parody.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2023, 04:57:31 PM


Futurama actually is an Isekai:
* Main character is a loser/nobody and usually male
* Transported without consent to fantastic new world with many marvels
* Little/no chance to return home and the home realm is comparatively undesirable
* Central place among a group of friends (and Zoidberg)
* Multiple female love interests
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 14, 2023, 07:41:26 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 14, 2023, 04:17:20 PM"Spiritual and intellectual enlightenment."  OK, that's about what I thought it means, but why is it derogatory?
It's PC according to my hillbilly cousins. But then so is the Constitution in their world.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 14, 2023, 08:26:53 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on January 14, 2023, 04:23:24 PMI've been puzzled about that myself.  From what I have seen, woke means being socially aware of the problems minorities face.   

Treating people like human beings? How horrible!
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 14, 2023, 08:30:41 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 14, 2023, 08:26:53 PMTreating people like human beings? How horrible!

Next, it'll be dogs and cats sleeping together... 😁
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 14, 2023, 08:47:03 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 14, 2023, 08:30:41 PMNext, it'll be dogs and cats sleeping together... 😁
And a man with no penis?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 14, 2023, 08:52:04 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 14, 2023, 09:19:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 14, 2023, 08:52:04 PM
It looks cool.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 14, 2023, 10:28:35 PM
That pussy didn't "just say no"... 🙀 😸
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 15, 2023, 12:01:53 AM
Just a little nip.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 15, 2023, 05:35:18 AM
Oh god... ooof. The smile on his face alone... He has to be a parody. It's offensive to nature. I mean HE is offensive to nature.

Also, I noticed that Twix got pretty little since I was a kid. I bet M&Ms stayed same in size.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 15, 2023, 05:39:32 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on January 14, 2023, 04:23:24 PMI've been puzzled about that myself.  From what I have seen, woke means being socially aware of the problems minorities face.  There are many, many definitions for it, but since the conservatives use it as a derogatory term, I claim it all the time.  Tucker Carlson saying that M&M's are becoming woke is just another idiotic statement by the maga idiots.   

Myeh. Communists...

e: I was trying to be sarcastically funny, but it didn't happen.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 15, 2023, 09:38:36 AM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 15, 2023, 11:47:26 AM
^ Do these people even think about what they write? 🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 15, 2023, 12:36:32 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 15, 2023, 11:47:26 AM^ Do these people even think about what they write? 🤔
No.  That's why it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 15, 2023, 01:12:35 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 15, 2023, 11:47:26 AM^ Do these people even think about what they write? 🤔
You're supposed to not question those kind of things. If you do you'll go straight to HEdoubleHockeySticks.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 15, 2023, 09:57:53 PM


It must've been very, very difficult to write.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 15, 2023, 11:57:22 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 16, 2023, 12:08:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 15, 2023, 09:57:53 PM

It must've been very, very difficult to write.
Must be very, very hard to read, as well.
🥱
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2023, 01:03:07 AM


Cons: requires change, little and old place
Pros:  funky little shack, just 15 miles down the Atlanta highway, a suitable place for us to get together
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Post by: Cassia on January 16, 2023, 10:27:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 16, 2023, 01:03:07 AMCons: requires change, little and old place
Pros:  funky little shack, just 15 miles down the Atlanta highway, a suitable place for us to get together
i brought my money but the band played the whole time.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 16, 2023, 11:14:34 AM
Take me down,
To Funky Town!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2023, 01:35:40 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 16, 2023, 11:14:34 AMTake me down,
To Funky Town!
I was brainstorming some story ideas at like 2am and thought of an interrogation scene (or maybe mind control attempt) that involves the captive responding by defiantly singing that song lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 16, 2023, 07:29:07 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 17, 2023, 12:24:45 AM

Quote from: Hydra009 on January 16, 2023, 07:29:07 PM

Took me about 24 years to learn that was a lie :(.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 17, 2023, 12:43:10 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 17, 2023, 12:24:45 AMTook me about 24 years to learn that was a lie :(.
In what way?  Pizza Hut really did have a Book It! program, in fact it's still on offer.  And you really could get credit for reading a bunch of books (don't recall the amount) and did get an individual-sized pizza out of it.  Not exactly a huge windfall, but for a little kid, having your very own anything was a BIG deal.  And definitely not habit forming in any destructive way *installs a bookcase-shaped pizza storage stand in the freezer, then proceeds to label each one - several bear the same date*
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Post by: Shiranu on January 17, 2023, 12:54:30 AM
Huh.

Yeah, we got a sticker and then just a figurative pat on the head when we got older.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 17, 2023, 01:37:01 AM
I couldn't care less about free pizza, reading books was a joy in and of itself. 🤓
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 17, 2023, 02:45:26 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 17, 2023, 01:37:01 AMI couldn't care less about free pizza, reading books was a joy in and of itself. 🤓

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 17, 2023, 10:11:04 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 17, 2023, 01:37:01 AMI couldn't care less about free pizza, reading books was a joy in and of itself. 🤓
Though I have at times been a voracious reader, books aren't as tasty.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 18, 2023, 09:48:30 AM


Never thought it this way. But being a woman, it is easy. My score looks good from every one of them. I mean, just getting an education, going out for a bear, sex, working... gives a lot of points. I'm expecting a good bonus with no kids or marriage though. I can't lie.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2023, 09:55:47 AM


F-16 this time.  Nothing dangerous afaik, but still not cleared for public dissemination.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 18, 2023, 02:02:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 17, 2023, 10:11:04 PMThough I have at times been a voracious reader, books aren't as tasty.
Maybe not so tasty, but they're very filling.
🥸 🍕

Maybe a book about pizza? That might be pretty tasty.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2023, 02:48:52 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 18, 2023, 02:02:25 PMMaybe not so tasty, but they're very filling.
🥸 🍕
I eat at libraries for improved circulation.  But I always pace myself, don't want to overdue it.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 18, 2023, 03:16:01 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 18, 2023, 02:02:25 PMMaybe not so tasty, but they're very filling.
🥸 🍕

Maybe a book about pizza? That might be pretty tasty.

Or, even better, a book made of pizza.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 18, 2023, 04:00:24 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 18, 2023, 02:48:52 PMI eat at libraries for improved circulation.  But I always pace myself, don't want to overdue it.
I go there to eat serial.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 18, 2023, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 18, 2023, 03:16:01 PMOr, even better, a book made of pizza.
Hard to read, but easy on the taste buds!
🤪 🍕
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 18, 2023, 05:15:59 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 18, 2023, 04:00:24 PMI go there to eat serial.
serial eaters--yeah, I've heard of those...............
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2023, 05:25:54 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 18, 2023, 06:20:32 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on January 18, 2023, 05:15:59 PMserial eaters--yeah, I've heard of those...............
Stay away from the National Enquirer, it's completely indigestible.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 18, 2023, 06:24:04 PM
Yeah, it'll give you indigestion... 😉
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 18, 2023, 07:20:26 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 18, 2023, 06:24:04 PMYeah, it'll give you indigestion... 😉
The shits, for certain.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2023, 09:52:26 PM


> want cheese slices
> cheese is in block form :(
> idea.webp
> get knife
> place cheese on live wire because why not
> saw through cheese with knife
> loud noise (unexpected)
> realization (pikachu face)
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2023, 01:20:43 PM


Messenger RNA in my cells?  It's more common than you think!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2023, 01:51:30 PM


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Post by: Unbeliever on January 19, 2023, 03:53:00 PM
"Walked like a fir tree"? How does a fir tree walk? 🤔
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 19, 2023, 04:42:49 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 19, 2023, 03:53:00 PM"Walked like a fir tree"? How does a fir tree walk? 🤔

Well, I'm stumped.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2023, 06:18:20 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 19, 2023, 03:53:00 PM"Walked like a fir tree"? How does a fir tree walk? 🤔
Wey oh, wey oh.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2023, 06:22:51 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 19, 2023, 03:53:00 PM"Walked like a fir tree"? How does a fir tree walk? 🤔



Very...













...slowly.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2023, 06:26:55 PM
Ent couldn't that dude.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 19, 2023, 08:12:44 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 19, 2023, 03:53:00 PM"Walked like a fir tree"? How does a fir tree walk? 🤔

They don't so much walk as lumber around.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2023, 08:25:44 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 19, 2023, 08:12:44 PMThey don't so much walk as lumber around.
I'm board with these puns.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 19, 2023, 09:19:08 PM
I don't know. I think I'll stick around for these puns. Or maybe we could branch into other types of comedy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2023, 09:43:36 PM
Tree puns are acorny, yet still very poplar.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 19, 2023, 09:49:34 PM
I saw what you did there.

I'll leaf it alone.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 19, 2023, 10:25:39 PM
I was rooting around for a pithy reply; I'll probably leaf off of that, too.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 20, 2023, 02:08:54 AM

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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 20, 2023, 06:32:49 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2023, 08:14:10 AM
Glad  to see we've moved on from barking up the wrong tree.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 20, 2023, 01:42:17 PM
1970 and 2022 are as far apart as 1970 and 1918. And BAAM!

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2023, 02:54:08 PM


Surely this is the first time Pink Floyd has ever used a rainbow
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 20, 2023, 03:40:07 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 20, 2023, 02:08:54 AM

Hey, at least they didn't kill Kenny! Those bastards!
😱
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2023, 10:49:03 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2023, 11:12:43 PM
My 26 lb. tom agrees.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2023, 09:30:25 AM


NC flag: literally the US flag but zoomed in, like a USA lego.  Also, we plagiarized Texas.  :P
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2023, 07:11:11 PM


Western aggression /s
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 22, 2023, 09:39:46 AM
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Post by: Cassia on January 22, 2023, 11:44:40 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2023, 08:25:44 PMI'm board with these puns.
Sometimes a pun is knot always what you think.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 22, 2023, 12:42:02 PM
Quote from: Cassia on January 22, 2023, 11:44:40 AMSometimes a pun is knot always what you think.
Better planking avoids such knotty buoys.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 22, 2023, 01:14:58 PM
I'm a big fan of puns.
Wood you guys please continue?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 22, 2023, 01:54:34 PM
Oakay, don't pine away for lack of puns. We'll root out some more as we go along.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2023, 02:48:43 PM
The Sal special:



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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2023, 07:48:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2023, 08:02:06 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on January 22, 2023, 08:26:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 22, 2023, 07:48:06 PM
I went with the second one's advice, and it's worked well for me. Still working on not being a bottom right.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2023, 09:41:39 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on January 22, 2023, 08:26:51 PMI went with the second one's advice, and it's worked well for me. Still working on not being a bottom right.
Same.  A breath of fresh air and some exercise is surprisingly revitalizing, though of course it's no substitute for therapy/medicine.  Also, I have a tendency to do the standard "How are you?" and no matter what they say, tell them how I'm doing...for quite a while.  ><
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2023, 10:49:16 PM


Not always a good idea to go with the lowest bid...
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2023, 10:31:09 AM
What I imagine the curriculum is like at Liberty U:

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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 25, 2023, 07:43:53 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2023, 11:22:40 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2023, 11:40:12 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on January 25, 2023, 07:43:53 AM
Catula.
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Post by: Cassia on January 25, 2023, 12:58:08 PM
When I go to a party or something and there are wings, small sandwiches, chips, dip, and salsa and a cat on the counter. "Would you care for anything?" "I think I'll just have a glass of wine, thanks".
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2023, 01:07:56 PM
ngl, I'd eat free wings even if I dropped them on the floor
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 25, 2023, 01:23:32 PM
I'm reminded of the time my parents visited an aunt and uncle, and the cat was up on the dining room table helping itself to the butter. 🤨 No butter on my parent's toast at that house!
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 25, 2023, 02:03:37 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 25, 2023, 01:23:32 PMI'm reminded of the time my parents visited an aunt and uncle, and the cat was up on the dining room table helping itself to the butter. 🤨 No butter on my parent's toast at that house!

Jesus. You've gotta teach your pets boundaries. Cats are pretty easy. Just get onto them if they jump on something or scratch something they're not supposed to. Offer them alternative places to climb and scratch. Dogs are much harder to get to behave.

*Knock knock*

Dog: "Kill mode activated! Must protect property from intruder!"

*Comes in.*

"Oh, my dog! Hi! You're my new favorite person! I'm so excited! Mind if I smell your crotch? How's your sense of balance? I'll jump on you to test it."
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2023, 02:31:59 PM
Dogs are so easy to get along with because of their pack mentality.  Dog playfulness/jumping/licking is just their way of getting attention, establishing a rapport, or checking up on you.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 25, 2023, 03:24:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 25, 2023, 02:31:59 PMDogs are so easy to get along with because of their pack mentality.  Dog playfulness/jumping/licking is just their way of getting attention, establishing a rapport, or checking up on you.

I don't appreciate being assaulted by people's loud AF dogs the second I walk in their door. Once they calm down, they're good, but when I first come in, they make me want to turn around and go home.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2023, 04:02:42 PM
Dogs don't understand manners and they'll behave in ways people don't like unless corrected.  You either gotta tell the owner to get a hold on their dog or brace yourself for the 25lb fur cannonball.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2023, 06:38:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 25, 2023, 01:07:56 PMngl, I'd eat free wings even if I dropped them on the floor
Five minutes rule!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2023, 06:40:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 25, 2023, 04:02:42 PMDogs don't understand manners and they'll behave in ways people don't like unless corrected.  You either gotta tell the owner to get a hold on their dog or brace yourself for the 25lb fur cannonball.
Yep. One of my friends has a harlequin Dane. She was trained very well when she was a five pound puppy. The 175 lb. adult was very well mannered.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2023, 12:44:11 PM


ngl, if the house came with a 30% discount on account of being haunted, I'd jump on that deal too.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on January 26, 2023, 01:09:48 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 26, 2023, 02:13:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 26, 2023, 12:44:11 PM

ngl, if the house came with a 30% discount on account of being haunted, I'd jump on that deal too.
Morticia and Gomez would love it! 👻
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 26, 2023, 02:51:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 26, 2023, 12:44:11 PM

ngl, if the house came with a 30% discount on account of being haunted, I'd jump on that deal too.

Ask the ghosts to pay for their share in utilities too.
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Post by: Cassia on January 26, 2023, 04:01:40 PM
Our place is maybe spookier than that. One time the roofing boss says his guys refuse to work down here and could we please come out and meet them first, so they could see we were just normal folks.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 26, 2023, 05:36:59 PM
Quote from: Cassia on January 26, 2023, 04:01:40 PMOur place is maybe spookier than that. One time the roofing boss says his guys refuse to work down here and could we please come out and meet them first, so they could see we were just normal folks.

You went out in zombie costumes, right? Right? 😄
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 26, 2023, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 26, 2023, 05:36:59 PMYou went out in zombie costumes, right? Right? 😄
Playing Michael Jackson really loud...
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Post by: Cassia on January 26, 2023, 05:53:02 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 26, 2023, 05:36:59 PMYou went out in zombie costumes, right? Right? 😄
Just our normal selves.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 26, 2023, 06:06:06 PM
Who ya gonna call? Topper! 👻

Anyone remember that show?
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 26, 2023, 06:56:12 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 26, 2023, 06:06:06 PMWho ya gonna call? Topper! 👻

Anyone remember that show?
Cosmos Topper! Leo G. Carroll and Buck--great dog!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 26, 2023, 08:18:49 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 26, 2023, 06:06:06 PMWho ya gonna call? Topper! 👻

Anyone remember that show?
Son and daughter-in-law dead, but still around? (Or was that a different show?)
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 26, 2023, 08:37:49 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 26, 2023, 08:18:49 PMSon and daughter-in-law dead, but still around? (Or was that a different show?)
Yep--that's the one.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 26, 2023, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on January 26, 2023, 06:56:12 PMCosmos Topper! Leo G. Carroll and Buck--great dog!!
The dog's name was Neil - or was that the name of the character played by a dog named Buck?
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 26, 2023, 11:24:22 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 26, 2023, 09:01:57 PMThe dog's name was Neil - or was that the name of the character played by a dog named Buck?
That's right.  Neil was his stage name and Buck was his actual name.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 27, 2023, 01:53:09 AM
Yeah, what a lush! 😆
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2023, 09:26:55 AM


This marked increase in law-enforcing only means that the border is more lawless than ever!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2023, 09:34:25 AM


"I'm gonna take this situation completely out of context to dishonestly imply that a gay guy is doing Matt Gaetz-type stuff with a minor and that he should be executed in response.

No idea why conservatives are getting a bad rap.  It must be the deep state and liberal media"
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 27, 2023, 11:05:03 AM
However, even after a clarification the cons will keep their own viewpoint of the matter. As usual.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2023, 03:59:31 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 27, 2023, 11:05:03 AMHowever, even after a clarification the cons will keep their own viewpoint of the matter. As usual.
Fun fact about human psychology: first impressions are very difficult to change, even when shown to be erroneous.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2023, 04:00:41 PM


Sacré bleu!
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 27, 2023, 05:02:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 27, 2023, 09:26:55 AM

This marked increase in law-enforcing only means that the border is more lawless than ever!
So, less fentanyl getting into the country is somehow a bad thing? 🤔 🙄
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 27, 2023, 05:10:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 27, 2023, 04:00:41 PM

Sacré bleu!
I've never known any mentally ill French guys - but then, I've never known any French guys. 🧠
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2023, 05:23:48 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 27, 2023, 05:10:36 PMI've never known any mentally ill French guys - but then, I've never known any French guys. 🧠
Does American with some french ancestry count?  Cause then you have.  :P
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Post by: Cassia on January 27, 2023, 06:49:13 PM
Ravel Debussy Monet Satie Renoir

They may have all been half-crazy Frenchmen but for me art and music just doesn't get any better.
ps...found an old recording of myself playing a "Pavane" by Ravel....
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 27, 2023, 11:06:19 PM
Is that the same Ravel who wrote Bolero? I fell in love with it when I watched the movie 10. I still listen to it pretty often.
🎹 🎻 📯
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Post by: Cassia on January 27, 2023, 11:30:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 27, 2023, 11:06:19 PMIs that the same Ravel who wrote Bolero? I fell in love with it when I watched the movie 10. I still listen to it pretty often.
🎹 🎻 📯
Yep, I love that as well. That whole 1860s French Impressionist wave was great. Erik Satie is another composer I enjoy enough to learn his stuff. He basically invented ambient music, and man...he was a very quirky fella.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 28, 2023, 12:04:05 AM
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Post by: Cassia on January 28, 2023, 12:27:06 AM
Interestingly enough Joe Walsh also covered that song I posted below. I guess he was a fan of Ravel. I read this was a tribute to his little girl who was killed in a crash.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 28, 2023, 06:40:27 AM
Quote from: Cassia on January 26, 2023, 05:53:02 PMJust our normal selves.


Aaahaha Super!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2023, 04:24:33 PM


I've seen so many movies these past couple of years.  Do I know anything about them beyond plot holes and a couple of forecasting blunders?  MAYBE!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2023, 05:55:45 PM


The movies in question (https://screenrant.com/movies-without-female-characters/#the-lord-of-the-flies) are almost all decades old and set in military situations where women are not likely to be present (warships during the age of sail, submarines, etc).  That and Lord of the Flies, which is of course an all-boys class so it makes perfect sense that there's no women.

This article is supposed to be engender disapproval, but honestly, it makes sense why they are the way they are.

Two more sausagefests for their list:  Moon (one-man show, mostly), The Lighthouse (two-man show
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 28, 2023, 08:08:33 PM
I remember the tide turning in the USN. A repair ship (non-combatant) made a quick stop in the Philippines to drop off a sailor who had given birth between the PI and Midway. Evidently she didn't know she was pregnant.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2023, 09:35:50 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 29, 2023, 12:27:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 28, 2023, 04:24:33 PM

I've seen so many movies these past couple of years.  Do I know anything about them beyond plot holes and a couple of forecasting blunders?  MAYBE!
Yeah, I watch those pitch meetings so I don't have to watch the movies.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 29, 2023, 02:12:04 PM
It is super easy to watch 'em instead of the full movies.

Barely an inconvenience!
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 29, 2023, 02:39:31 PM
Who watches movies these days. More fun to watch someone talk about watching them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2023, 02:57:03 PM
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about watching funny internet commentary instead of actual movies.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2023, 07:00:48 PM
Published in 1923 (https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn86063206/1923-10-19/ed-1/seq-8/):

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Post by: Unbeliever on January 29, 2023, 07:46:20 PM
Now that's what I call prescient!
🖖
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 29, 2023, 11:06:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 29, 2023, 02:57:03 PMI'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about watching funny internet commentary instead of actual movies.

Couldn't I just watch an animated gif about getting off your back? Actually doing it feels too much like work.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 30, 2023, 06:59:59 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2023, 10:53:56 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 30, 2023, 12:23:06 PM
I don't think John knows the difference between dedication and addiction...
🤔
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Post by: Cassia on January 30, 2023, 12:43:29 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 30, 2023, 12:23:06 PMI don't think John knows the difference between dedication and addiction...
🤔
I'm addicted to sniffing brake fluid, but I can stop anytime I want.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 30, 2023, 12:48:50 PM
Quote from: Cassia on January 30, 2023, 12:43:29 PMI'm addicted to sniffing brake fluid, but I can stop anytime I want.

Seems like an unbreakable habit, to me. 🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2023, 01:26:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2023, 01:33:25 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 30, 2023, 02:03:21 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 30, 2023, 12:23:06 PMI don't think John knows the difference between dedication and addiction...
🤔
Clearly, a repub...........
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Post by: Mike Cl on January 30, 2023, 02:04:50 PM
Quote from: Cassia on January 30, 2023, 12:43:29 PMI'm addicted to sniffing brake fluid, but I can stop anytime I want.
Really!!  Did not realize that anybody else did that!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 30, 2023, 02:17:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 30, 2023, 01:33:25 PM
Tyrell Corporation put ID codes on the bones.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 30, 2023, 05:54:02 PM
Is that a reference to the new GoT show? I haven't seen it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2023, 06:48:11 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 30, 2023, 05:54:02 PMIs that a reference to the new GoT show? I haven't seen it.
The Tyrell Corporation is from Blade Runner.  The memed exchange is from Diogenes, the famed ancient Greek philosopher.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 30, 2023, 06:52:46 PM


This aged like a pot of Borscht left out in August.

So it turns out that lgbt people existing is less of a factor in warfare than superior technology, superior training, and the ability to implement combined arms.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 30, 2023, 07:30:24 PM
We don't have to take on Russia. They're so busy falling on their own swords in Ukraine that there won't be a decent fighting force left, in the not-too-distant future.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 31, 2023, 02:44:40 AM
The only problem is that people thinking, if Lord of the Flies characters were all girls, the plot would change. LOL
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 31, 2023, 07:34:48 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 30, 2023, 07:30:24 PMWe don't have to take on Russia. They're so busy falling on their own swords in Ukraine that there won't be a decent fighting force left, in the not-too-distant future.
They'd still have the nuclear option.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 31, 2023, 09:37:36 AM


^ Someone about 5 seconds away from discovering left wing politics
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 31, 2023, 01:02:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 31, 2023, 10:02:45 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2023, 08:05:14 AM
"Puff, the Magic Dragon".
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 01, 2023, 09:17:25 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2023, 09:22:50 AM
You can't have a Liszt when you're going through the Panama Canal, you might scrape the side of a Locke.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2023, 11:55:35 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 01, 2023, 12:00:22 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2023, 09:22:50 AMYou can't have a Liszt when you're going through the Panama Canal, you might scrape the side of a Locke.
You Kant be sure of that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2023, 12:04:28 PM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 01, 2023, 01:33:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2023, 03:44:23 PM


He likes plain potato chips, country music, and Shark Tank.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 02, 2023, 12:01:11 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 02, 2023, 01:14:22 AM
'Normal' Al Yankovic? It seems like there is more to the story than god's threat. Maybe, god's threat was making him 'Abnormal', if we didn't behave ourselves. Yeah, you will be all responsible for Abnormal' Al Yankovic now. Are you happy?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 02, 2023, 01:36:05 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 02, 2023, 01:14:22 AM'Normal' Al Yankovic? It seems like there is a more to the story than god's threat. Maybe, god's threat was making him 'Abnormal', if we didn't behave ourselves. Yeah, you will be all responsible for Abnormal' Al Yankovic now. Are you happy?
"Weird" Al is a pretty good guy and very entertaining, so making him normal is punishment because it takes away his ability to be outlandish and entertaining (i.e. taking away something someone likes as punishment for bad behavior)

I also snuck in a couple gags about "normal" cultural stuff with the implication that they're so conventional and widely accepted that they're dull and mediocre (YMMV, but a scathing criticism in my world)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 02, 2023, 07:11:07 AM
"Amish Paradise" was epic.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 02, 2023, 08:14:40 PM


They have no eyes but two tongues.  And they speak with a voice that sounds exactly like a relative.  Do not reply.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2023, 08:42:25 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 03, 2023, 09:23:44 PM
They don't like funny pictures?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 04, 2023, 12:54:48 AM
Those animals are huuge.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 04, 2023, 07:17:47 AM
So is the king crab.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2023, 12:41:39 AM
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 05, 2023, 03:25:42 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 05, 2023, 02:34:07 PM
Jeez, that ex-girlfriend must be way out there in the Oort cloud! 😆
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 05, 2023, 02:36:03 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 05, 2023, 02:34:07 PMJeez, that ex-girlfriend must be way out there in the Oort cloud! 😆

She needed space.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2023, 03:10:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2023, 03:34:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2023, 09:59:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2023, 10:05:42 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 06, 2023, 02:21:52 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 05, 2023, 10:05:42 PM

I kinda agree, which is why I'm unnerved this looks like a serial killer's day journal.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 06, 2023, 09:34:18 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2023, 09:51:23 AM


Whew!  I was worried for a second.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 07, 2023, 10:46:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 07, 2023, 09:51:23 AM

Whew!  I was worried for a second.

They're using sails instead of diesel engines then, right? 🙄
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2023, 12:33:50 PM
No, just fewer slaves to row the ships.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2023, 01:21:26 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 07, 2023, 01:45:26 PM
^ Now, that gives a warm fuzzy! 🤦�♂️
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2023, 03:21:13 PM
Lil Yachty?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2023, 03:40:42 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 07, 2023, 01:45:26 PM^ Now, that gives a warm fuzzy! 🤦�♂️
🎵 Imagine all the people livin' for today..." 🎵
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 07, 2023, 03:42:52 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 07, 2023, 01:21:26 PM

Source: The Babylon Bee

It's parody.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 07, 2023, 03:51:33 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 07, 2023, 03:42:52 PMSource: The Babylon Bee

It's parody.

I did kind of wonder. Didn't see the Bee citation.
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Post by: Shiranu on February 07, 2023, 04:09:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 05, 2023, 10:05:42 PM
I actually think that's a large reason I cant get into GoW (and the newer Assassin's Creed) - I barely tolerated it with the Witcher and only because the world is engaging from the first minute.

I hate to bring up Ghost of Tsushima yet again (no I dont), but that's one thing the game got so right - there isn't a lot of RPG elements despite having quite a few skills to choose from and armor having different stats; you didn't "need" these things, they just made the way you wanted to play a bit easier - you can ignore it and be perfectly fine as well.

I despise with a ****ing passion having to hit a mob 28 times to get it's health bar halfway down, acting like I slapped it across the face instead of just juggled it in the air for 5 seconds with an axe before hitting it 20 yards like a baseball.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2023, 11:56:02 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on February 07, 2023, 04:09:42 PMI despise with a ****ing passion having to hit a mob 28 times to get it's health bar halfway down, acting like I slapped it across the face instead of just juggled it in the air for 5 seconds with an axe before hitting it 20 yards like a baseball.
That drives me crazy, too.  Bullet sponges.  Inflated time-to-kill.  I've learned to recognize this as a kludged "fix" for bad game design.

Sometimes, the devs didn't have enough time to build a lot of interesting, engaging content in their game and are afraid of people running out of content and quitting the game.  The solution?  Make progression very, very, very slow by making mobs take much longer to kill.

World of Warcraft did a lot of this shortly after release.  Not so much the inflated HP, but just keeping the player bogged down with as much tedium as possible - needing to take a break after combat, sprawling cities that require lots and lots of time for players to get what they want (like skill rank up, that stuff can and should be automatic), very time-consuming fast travel (groups love it), etc.  Basically, they made it so as much time as possible in the game was spent not playing the game - not fighting, not exploring, not interacting with other players.

My brother was playing some Japanese action RPG and he excitedly told me that he found a new item that let him do "2 full HP bars of damage"!  (of course without telling me how many HP bars the enemies normally have)  I found that less exciting and more just kinda sad.  Because unless the enemy is some boss character or something, no enemy should have multiple HP bars, that's just a way to disguise bullet-sponginess.  If I showed him how much damage he's really doing with a normal HP bar, it would be agonizingly slow.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2023, 12:17:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2023, 12:34:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2023, 08:06:15 PM


*takes notes as I maneuver around quicksand, shoo away conspicuous and pushy drug dealers near an elementary school, check under my car for a car bomb (a bomb is a spherical black object about 2 feet in diameter with a wick at the top), and insist that the bank camera zoom into into the perp's sunglasses reflection which reveals a makeup mirror which contains the reflection of the license plate of the getaway car*
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2023, 12:28:14 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2023, 10:12:39 PM


WE'RE ALL BATTERIES??! 🤯
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 10, 2023, 01:25:28 AM
Fight club owner doesn't want you know about these rules!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2023, 09:16:27 AM
Live, Die, Repeat, Stupidly.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2023, 09:17:14 AM
How The West Was Slaughtered.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2023, 04:12:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2023, 04:27:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2023, 01:07:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2023, 10:09:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 11, 2023, 08:39:42 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 11, 2023, 09:19:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 11, 2023, 08:39:42 PM

Silly as fuck! I like it!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 11, 2023, 10:06:27 PM
African elephants are born with red eyes.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 11, 2023, 10:18:32 PM
What's that elephant on the left doing? It looks like he's washing a car! 🦣
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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 11, 2023, 10:23:22 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 11, 2023, 10:18:32 PMWhat's that elephant on the left doing? It looks like he's washing a car! 🦣

He's beating the snot out of the one on the ground, and he has its ear folded back in a show of dominance. No, I don't really know either. 🤷�♂️
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2023, 05:34:05 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 11, 2023, 10:23:22 PMHe's beating the snot out of the one on the ground, and he has its ear folded back in a show of dominance. No, I don't really know either. 🤷�♂️
Baby elephants like to climb on things. I watch a lot of "Animal Planet" shows.
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 12, 2023, 08:46:40 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 11, 2023, 10:18:32 PMWhat's that elephant on the left doing? It looks like he's washing a car! 🦣
Wax on, wax off.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2023, 02:56:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2023, 03:40:30 PM


Recruiting is kinda hard right now...

But on the plus side, you get a F-150 and a dependa as a sign-on-bonus.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2023, 08:18:29 PM


Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2023, 08:25:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2023, 08:47:53 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 12, 2023, 10:10:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 12, 2023, 08:18:29 PMLonging, rusted, furnace, daybreak...

I had no idea what you were talking about Heh heh.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 13, 2023, 01:28:17 AM
If you get 'em all in order you get extra points.  😉
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 13, 2023, 01:33:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 12, 2023, 03:40:30 PM

Recruiting is kinda hard right now...

But on the plus side, you get a F-150 and a dependa as a sign-on-bonus.

This is almost exclusively for medical professionals. You might see an occasional exception for someone with prior service in some kind of specialty field like intelligence, but it is mostly just for doctors and dentists. Even then it requires a age waiver that can take or year or more to get.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2023, 02:01:14 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 13, 2023, 04:37:25 PM
1. "Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood."

2. "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." 

3. "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."

4. "The best books... are those that tell you what you know already."

5. "If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself."

6. "But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought."

7. "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever."

8. "We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness."

9. "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."

10. "Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them."

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2023, 07:58:37 PM
NORAD every time another balloon is discovered:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 13, 2023, 08:39:15 PM
Remember the days when you had to provide your own, mental, videos for games?
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 13, 2023, 09:28:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 13, 2023, 07:58:37 PMNORAD every time another balloon is discovered:


I remember being a kid on Xmas Eve, when NORAD used to track Santa Claus. Glad to see they're still on the job! 🖖
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2023, 11:58:19 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 14, 2023, 10:16:33 AM
I have to chuckle--Norad said they are finding these small, slow moving objects now, because they are now looking for them.  Apparently they weren't looking before. 
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 14, 2023, 10:59:03 AM
New Chinese national anthem?
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Post by: Cassia on February 14, 2023, 11:07:55 AM
Maybe this says something about the quality of Chinese spy satellites. Geez, TikTok isn't enough? Geez, they got their spacestation too.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2023, 11:56:10 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on February 14, 2023, 10:16:33 AMI have to chuckle--Norad said they are finding these small, slow moving objects now, because they are now looking for them.  Apparently they weren't looking before. 
Why would they be looking for them?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2023, 01:39:20 PM


Alteration syllabus:
* History of Thaumaturgy
* The consensus model of reality
* Learning to impose your will with such force that the universe is forced to change to accomodate it
* Final: CHIM and The Tower
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Post by: Cassia on February 14, 2023, 01:52:56 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 14, 2023, 01:39:20 PM

Alteration syllabus:
* History of Thaumaturgy
* The consensus model of reality
* Learning to impose your will with such force that the universe is forced to change to accomodate it
* Final: CHIM and The Tower
Wait till all the AI deep fakes start hitting the interwebs. It's gonna be stupid to the 10th degree.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2023, 02:56:08 PM
I'm pretty sure some of my instructors at USN schools didn't know how steam came into being.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2023, 03:20:05 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2023, 02:56:08 PMI'm pretty sure some of my instructors at USN schools didn't know how steam came into being.
heating water?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2023, 03:20:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2023, 03:31:04 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2023, 04:04:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 14, 2023, 03:20:05 PMheating water?
Any Hero would suspect that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2023, 04:06:29 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 14, 2023, 10:59:03 AMNew Chinese national anthem?
My high school anthem for sure. School bus radio music.
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 14, 2023, 04:15:09 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2023, 11:56:10 AMWhy would they be looking for them?
Beats the hell out of me.  I have no idea what they search for or how they even conduct the search.  The response to the question of why were they finding them now struck me as funny.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2023, 04:33:53 PM
Balloons pop up all the time, it's the nature of their origin that's in question now.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2023, 05:55:21 PM


The judge should ask the plantiff what income they would have ordinarily earned that they're being deprived of.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 15, 2023, 11:37:40 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 14, 2023, 03:20:14 PM

Cats don't actually like having their bellies rubbed...
I think... 🤔
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 15, 2023, 11:44:46 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 15, 2023, 11:37:40 AMCats don't actually like having their bellies rubbed...
I think... 🤔

Depends on the cat. Had one that loved it. He also hated to be picked up but loved to be held. He whined when I would pick him up but then he would just start purring. Cats are weird.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 15, 2023, 01:09:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 15, 2023, 11:37:40 AMCats don't actually like having their bellies rubbed...
I think... 🤔

In general, yes. Cats expose their bellies as a display of trust, by being vulnerable in front of you. They don't actually expect you to touch them. Some cats actually like it, though. My parents have one that likes it, but I don't trust that cat. They'll randomly snap at you for no reason.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2023, 01:14:26 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 15, 2023, 01:21:19 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 15, 2023, 11:44:46 AMDepends on the cat. Had one that loved it. He also hated to be picked up but loved to be held. He whined when I would pick him up but then he would just start purring. Cats are weird.

How did you pick them up? They might have just felt insecure while being lifted. Was it with two hands or one? Did you grab just under their front legs or did lift both front and back?

It's also possible they just didn't like it being your idea and not theirs. My parents have one orange cat that hates being picked up, because you're interrupting his very important business. But if you're sitting in a chair, he'll come and sit on your lap. It's not just that we're sitting down, either. If we grab him and then sit down, he'll still whine until we let him go.
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Post by: Cassia on February 15, 2023, 01:55:14 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 15, 2023, 02:12:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 15, 2023, 01:14:26 PM
Jesus christ, i don't know why that repulses me so much.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2023, 02:42:34 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 15, 2023, 02:45:26 PM
I can count to seven the number of times a cat didn't like getting a belly rub.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2023, 03:55:53 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on February 15, 2023, 05:17:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 15, 2023, 03:55:53 PM

Could be worse (for him, and pretty much literally only him).
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 15, 2023, 05:37:42 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 15, 2023, 06:22:41 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 15, 2023, 03:55:53 PM

I sense a lot of sex in this man's future. Being the last man alive would have its perks.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2023, 06:23:18 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 15, 2023, 06:22:41 PMI sense a lot of sex in this man's future. Being the last man alive would have its perks.
He's infertile.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 15, 2023, 06:25:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 15, 2023, 06:23:18 PMHe's infertile.

The women don't have to know that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 15, 2023, 06:35:21 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 15, 2023, 06:22:41 PMI sense a lot of sex in this man's future. Being the last man alive would have its perks.
The entire government, law enforcement, military, etc., all female. One of my cousins would be in hog heaven. Annoying little man would have an accident PDQ.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 16, 2023, 12:24:51 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 15, 2023, 06:22:41 PMBeing the last man alive would have its perks.

Yeah! You can wank all day long!
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 16, 2023, 12:33:13 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 15, 2023, 01:21:19 PMHow did you pick them up?
I dunno. I would pat my hands together to indicate I wanted to pick him up. I don't know if he ever learned what I was communicating. But the instant I got him up, he'd put his paws and chin on my shoulder and purr loudly.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 16, 2023, 06:59:03 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 16, 2023, 12:33:13 AMI dunno. I would pat my hands together to indicate I wanted to pick him up. I don't know if he ever learned what I was communicating. But the instant I got him up, he'd put his paws and chin on my shoulder and purr loudly.
They respond to signals, certainly. When I'm interacting with mine and have to stop I cluck my tongue and they just walk off. They are easily trained. Using that training can be iffy, of course. As T.S. Eliot said "A cat is NOT a dog."
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 16, 2023, 08:56:58 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 15, 2023, 05:37:42 PM
This is what immediately what my mind jumped to.  :)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2023, 10:53:25 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 16, 2023, 11:52:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 16, 2023, 10:53:25 AM

Cloud sperm, therefore God?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2023, 08:07:49 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 16, 2023, 11:52:54 AMCloud sperm, therefore God?
Not just any God, but Jesus specifically for some reason.  The logic is that just about any unusual phenomenon points to Jesus in particular - not Odin, not Zeus, not Perun, not Brahma.  It's nothing but confirmation bias writ large.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2023, 08:13:59 PM


Welcome to Jake's cafeteria!  We got all your favorites - Italian, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, Indian.  Everything all under one roof!  Fantastic deal!  And we even hired some three-star chefs to make a few dishes of our own!  You're gonna love it!

*progressively takes items off the menu while charging more and more*

Welcome to Jake's or whatever.  We got Arby's and mystery meat.  And if I catch you sharing a plate, that's $5 extra.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2023, 10:12:01 PM
Today's meme from the future:

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Post by: the_antithesis on February 17, 2023, 12:29:29 AM
Point of streaming services? Why, you give them money, of course.
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Post by: M on February 17, 2023, 07:54:30 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 16, 2023, 08:07:49 PMNot just any God, but Jesus specifically for some reason. 
It's the second coming.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 17, 2023, 02:57:41 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 16, 2023, 10:53:25 AM
Hmm... looks like sky sperm... 😉
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 17, 2023, 03:08:41 PM
Quote from: ManUfan on February 17, 2023, 07:54:30 AMIt's the second coming.
More like the second cumming. 🖖
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2023, 04:05:42 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 17, 2023, 04:06:36 PM
Whatever it is, it appears to be fleeing Earth. Must not have known there were humans here. (Sperm pix above.)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2023, 04:25:54 PM


That dude probably buys plain potato chips and brakes while driving uphill.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2023, 05:43:51 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2023, 05:46:55 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2023, 05:48:20 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2023, 05:49:51 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2023, 05:54:26 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2023, 09:19:18 AM


Successful return to the ordinary world, but the hero is changed by the experience.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2023, 03:11:12 PM
Russian generals:

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2023, 11:49:18 PM


That's 15.5°C for non-Americans.  For me, that's T-shirt weather.  For people who perhaps have an iron deficiency or some circulatory system problem, that's sweater/jacket weather.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 19, 2023, 01:22:35 AM
15 C in t-shirt? No. Brr. But then I've seen people in t-shirts in 2 C, London. It was October. Florida is probably hotter than where I live though. But too much sunshine days and hours in summers.

I think it is about getting used to the climate in a region too. When I was living in Istanbul, I was used to colder weather. But of course the city is surrounded with inner seas, it's not really cold weather. I haven't seen snow in 15 years since I moved to Aegean site. Just in the air.

Also when I lost significant amount of weight after the pandemic, I've started to get cold and the doctor told me it would be about the B12 vitamin levels following a diet to lose weight. And as the tests confirmed it's low (fell around to 250), I thought that would be the case. She gave me B12 shots, and it's now over 700, but I still get much more colder than I did at my previous weight in winter. Especially my feet. Now, I am wearing fuzzy boots at home with fuzzy socks. And it doesn't get really cold here.

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Post by: Unbeliever on February 19, 2023, 02:02:55 AM
In 1980 I moved from Montana, where it was about 20° below zero F, to Dallas, where it was 32° F, and was wearing a T-shirt when I got off of the plane. It felt balmy!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 19, 2023, 08:43:51 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 18, 2023, 11:49:18 PM
When I lived in Miami the TV stations would seek out Canadian tourists when it got "cold" in Florida. The visitors were suntanning, the reporter would be in a heavy coat. Every year like clockwork.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2023, 10:29:34 AM
It is a humid subtropical climate and maintains warm temperatures throughout the year, so I'm with the Canadians on this one.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 19, 2023, 10:32:20 AM
I've seen frost in Miami.
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Post by: Cassia on February 19, 2023, 12:54:05 PM
'76 it snowed in Fort Lauderdale. We don't have proper winter gear. Thus a few "bag lady" days each winter season.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2023, 02:46:22 PM
Me trying to do anything:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 19, 2023, 02:56:30 PM
Quote from: Cassia on February 19, 2023, 12:54:05 PM'76 it snowed in Fort Lauderdale. We don't have proper winter gear. Thus a few "bag lady" days each winter season.
Forget that, it snowed in PUERTO RICO  that year. Highest elevations and it didn't stick, but there you are.
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 19, 2023, 03:34:51 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 19, 2023, 02:46:22 PMMe trying to do anything:


After reaching my 7th decade, I've had my nose rubbed in the fact that nothing is easy--and the easier I thought it would be seems to make it that much harder.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2023, 04:17:15 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 19, 2023, 05:43:25 PM
Felismug.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2023, 10:13:17 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 19, 2023, 10:29:23 PM
That's about Star Wars, right? How much time do I have to invest to get that joke?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2023, 11:54:08 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 19, 2023, 10:29:23 PMThat's about Star Wars, right? How much time do I have to invest to get that joke?
You had to have a pulse in the 2000s and/or a passing familiarity with the internet during that entire decade, so I'm guessing not much of an investment.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 20, 2023, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on February 19, 2023, 10:29:23 PMThat's about Star Wars, right? How much time do I have to invest to get that joke?

About this much:

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Post by: Mike Cl on February 20, 2023, 08:45:32 AM
Ahhhh--Jar Jar.  Just about the only thing I like about Star Wars.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 20, 2023, 03:08:20 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on February 20, 2023, 08:45:32 AMAhhhh--Jar Jar.  Just about the only thing I like about Star Wars.

Most people hate him. lol

From what I hear, adults around that time HATED the character, because the kids kept quoting him nonstop. I'm neutral on the character in the movies, personally. He's much more insufferable in Clone Wars. I think they did that on purpose and just leaned into his obnoxious nature. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 20, 2023, 03:30:46 PM
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Post by: Cassia on February 20, 2023, 03:53:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 20, 2023, 03:30:46 PM
I recall a detailed schematic review. I had a dozen electrical engineers pouring over my design, sheet by sheet. Some manager chimed in with something really idiotic. The room fell silent for a few seconds. The tension was palpable. Then a roaring mass chuckle and the review proceeded.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 20, 2023, 04:31:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 20, 2023, 08:37:06 PM




Hmmmm...
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 20, 2023, 11:48:23 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 20, 2023, 03:08:20 PMMost people hate him. lol

From what I hear, adults around that time HATED the character, because the kids kept quoting him nonstop. I'm neutral on the character in the movies, personally. He's much more insufferable in Clone Wars. I think they did that on purpose and just leaned into his obnoxious nature. lol

I heard somewhere that Michael Jackson was going to play Jar Jar, but wanted practical make-up, not CGI.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 20, 2023, 11:51:24 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2023, 12:00:49 AM




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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2023, 09:36:16 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2023, 10:01:54 AM
New album just dropped:

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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 21, 2023, 12:26:03 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 21, 2023, 10:01:54 AMNew album just dropped:



You got me! I was hoping for tuneage. 🤦
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2023, 01:58:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2023, 02:30:10 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2023, 05:17:34 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 21, 2023, 06:57:25 PM
Have a heart, will ya?  I've got a few to spare if you need one.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2023, 07:23:08 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2023, 12:03:23 AM


Rule of Acquisition #41: profit is its own reward
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2023, 10:59:40 AM


Fantastic idea!  Maybe someone should create some sort of economic and monetary union of european countries...
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2023, 02:54:28 PM


Those who arrive survive
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2023, 10:14:24 PM


It tastes so good, and it's probably the second cuisine humans figured out (the first was probably putting dead animals and berries over a fire)
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Post by: GSOgymrat on February 22, 2023, 11:40:09 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 23, 2023, 01:27:00 AM
Ahh you should meet Terry Pratchett's elves, sir. Lords and Ladies.

It's the best for me. Because it's the best one that fits in any living creature's reality. Any immortal creature looks that beautiful, strong, charming, divine... and the best of everything, would be very 'bad' for the rest of the creatures. Like gods. (I miss that man dearly. I hate that he died young and you know, some people are still live in this world. ) 


"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad."

― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 23, 2023, 02:32:29 AM
This was posted by Hdyra couple of years ago. Just wanted to re-post for all sovereign nations.Too many dumb kids around for any culture.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 23, 2023, 06:06:41 AM
"We must all hang together or we shall all hang separately."
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Post by: Mike Cl on February 23, 2023, 08:44:44 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 23, 2023, 01:27:00 AMAhh you should meet Terry Pratchett's elves, sir. Lords and Ladies.

It's the best for me. Because it's the best one that fits in any living creature's reality. Any immortal creature looks that beautiful, strong, charming, divine... and the best of everything, would be very 'bad' for the rest of the creatures. Like gods. (I miss that man dearly. I hate that he died young and you know, some people are still live in this world. ) 


"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad."

― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies


Not in Skyrim.  My woodelf is 'BAD' in a good way, and one hell of an archer!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 23, 2023, 09:21:47 AM
My first character in Skyrim was a Wood Elf, and she was also my first ever in my first RPG. Good old times.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 23, 2023, 09:22:45 AM


(I fell for it.)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 23, 2023, 09:31:05 AM
This is so mean...but yeah.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 23, 2023, 10:49:02 AM


So would I. Isn't that depressing?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2023, 11:35:33 AM


Math is easy, properly understanding values is hard
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 23, 2023, 07:41:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 24, 2023, 02:16:17 PM


It's okay to drive on the wrong side of the road if you do it really, really slowly LOL
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 24, 2023, 02:53:35 PM
'Their bad:' Woman driving the wrong way blames oncoming traffic for crash, deputies say (https://13wham.com/news/offbeat/their-bad-woman-driving-the-wrong-way-blames-oncoming-traffic-for-crash-deputies-say-anessia-jines-okaloosa-county-sheriffs-office-february-20-2023-florida)

Why is it always Florida?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 24, 2023, 02:54:14 PM
Yeah, in reverse. One up error.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 24, 2023, 11:18:14 PM


It's really sad that such a great number of people are willing to vote people like MTG into office. They must be as dumb as she is.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 24, 2023, 11:35:54 PM
The US is spending far less than 1% of its GDP to protect democracy in Europe from direct aggression.  That's a bargain.

And while the $113 billion figure she quotes sounds like a lot, the US spent just over $1 trillion in Iraq and just over $2 trillion in Afghanistan.  Any guesses as to which of the three will have a better payoff?

Edit - just saw the 6 billion figure.  She is waaaaay less deserving of a rebuttal than I thought.  That's like a "why doesn't the billionaire give everyone a million dollars?" level of math illiteracy.  How TF does someone that dumb even run a campaign and get elected for even a small office, let alone high office?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 24, 2023, 11:44:05 PM


I know an American band from Massachusetts who would be perfect for this!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 25, 2023, 05:44:22 PM


Dibs on Denmark!

(If conservatives object, saying that this country is capitalist not socialist, then I humbly suggest that we adopt some of their policies while bracing for the retort that they're socialist policies)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2023, 12:26:07 AM
In a parallel universe:

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2023, 02:42:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2023, 02:43:58 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 26, 2023, 02:58:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 26, 2023, 12:26:07 AMIn a parallel universe:



I feel like this punchline is missing the setup.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2023, 03:45:14 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 26, 2023, 02:58:55 PMI feel like this punchline is missing the setup.
In the original version of this meme, she's creeped out by the second guy and calls security.  In this version, she's okay with both of them complimenting her and the end result is oddly wholesome.  Imo, that's because the context is less flirtatious and more like best buddies at work together.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 26, 2023, 03:46:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 27, 2023, 07:43:37 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 27, 2023, 01:04:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 26, 2023, 02:43:58 PM

... ... ... i should be more angry.

Ach, ze kunnen de boom in, allemaal.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2023, 01:14:51 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2023, 01:31:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 27, 2023, 02:39:17 PM


Both of them are trying to sell me on Finland.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 27, 2023, 04:35:35 PM


Sea Dragon gang represent! 🌊 🐉
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2023, 05:49:03 PM
You must not be a virgin.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 28, 2023, 05:07:06 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2023, 09:25:15 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 28, 2023, 10:24:11 AM
Fancy a git?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 28, 2023, 12:21:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 28, 2023, 09:25:15 AM

Ahahha this is hilarious!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 28, 2023, 01:50:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2023, 03:26:53 PM
I remember that one!  Stephen King tweeted that joke and one of the replies corrected him and accused him of stupidity.  Woooosh!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2023, 05:37:06 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 28, 2023, 05:07:06 AM
Today I worked a long shift and have plenty of chores to do and I'm tired!  I'm so tired from doing things that I hardly ever get stuff done!
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Post by: Cassia on February 28, 2023, 09:22:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 28, 2023, 10:13:54 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 01, 2023, 12:09:18 AM
Quote from: Cassia on February 28, 2023, 09:22:02 PM

Stay dead, Little Prince.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 01, 2023, 12:55:10 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 28, 2023, 12:21:30 PMAhahha this is hilarious!
"Oi!  Barmy lad, you're coming right to me, you is?  Instead uh runnin'?"

"Cannae beat tha shite outta yuh wittin-out coming close, innit?"
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 01, 2023, 05:44:45 AM
From a reversed way of thinking, this is a brilliant idea for a human test. Not sure, if any AI would swallow it though.



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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 01, 2023, 07:29:27 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 01, 2023, 10:17:02 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 01, 2023, 05:44:45 AMFrom a reversed way of thinking, this is a brilliant idea for a human test. Not sure, if any AI would swallow it though.





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Post by: Blackleaf on March 01, 2023, 10:18:14 AM
That description of Mulan is pretty much the entire point of the movie. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 01, 2023, 11:37:34 AM




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Post by: Hydra009 on March 01, 2023, 04:20:51 PM


I can't hold my breath longer than Sonic :(
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 01, 2023, 07:51:58 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 01, 2023, 04:20:51 PM

I can't hold my breath longer than Sonic :(

I can, but I'm a singer. lol
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 02, 2023, 12:21:29 AM


???
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 02, 2023, 06:45:05 AM
I used a treadle Singer like that one to make leather gear for bikers. That was in the '70s.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 02, 2023, 10:47:05 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 02, 2023, 11:17:33 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 03, 2023, 11:05:53 AM
Me IRL:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2023, 01:01:16 PM
Makes sense. But what if his wifey wants to move it over by the window?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 03, 2023, 08:29:28 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2023, 01:01:16 PMMakes sense. But what if his wifey wants to move it over by the window?
Non-negotiable.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2023, 04:17:17 AM
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Post by: Luther Martini on March 04, 2023, 12:33:39 PM
Aside from not wanting to serve, most young Americans are unfit even if they want to join.  I read an article on Military.com (https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/09/28/new-pentagon-study-shows-77-of-young-americans-are-ineligible-military-service.html) late last year that cited a recent study conducted by the Pentagon's office of personnel and readiness.  According to the study, 77 per cent of young Americans age 17-24 are unfit for military service due to factors such as being overweight, drug and alcohol abuse, or having mental or physical health problems. 
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Post by: Shiranu on March 04, 2023, 01:06:10 PM
Quote from: Luther Martini on March 04, 2023, 12:33:39 PMAside from not wanting to serve, most young Americans are unfit even if they want to join.  I read an article on Military.com (https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/09/28/new-pentagon-study-shows-77-of-young-americans-are-ineligible-military-service.html) late last year that cited a recent study conducted by the Pentagon's office of personnel and readiness.  According to the study, 77 per cent of young Americans age 17-24 are unfit for military service due to factors such as being overweight, drug and alcohol abuse, or having mental or physical health problems. 

Believing the war with Russia ended when the Soviet Union fell has the potential to go down as the biggest mistake in American history due to the sheer geo-political implications it will have if we lose it.

You don't return to peaceful living until your enemy is completely and utterly defeated, that they no longer posed a threat.

All they did was change names, not leadership. But the cowardly and the corrupt saw that as a perfect opportunity.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2023, 02:22:42 PM


Math is hard...
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Post by: Shiranu on March 04, 2023, 03:31:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 04, 2023, 02:22:42 PM

Math is hard...
In their defense, it took me a second to see the problem - but I think it's also the sheer stupidity of it made me confused.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 04, 2023, 04:38:33 PM
Well, it is 1/3 of the remainder...
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Post by: aitm on March 04, 2023, 08:52:11 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on March 04, 2023, 04:38:33 PMWell, it is 1/3 of the remainder...

Where math is not a strong point to many...visual aids don't appear to be either...LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2023, 09:07:34 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 04, 2023, 09:22:22 PM
Quote from: aitm on March 04, 2023, 08:52:11 PMWhere math is not a strong point to many...visual aids don't appear to be either...LOL

I have a degree in physics and used it for decades. What I'm seeing in that visual doesn't surprise me at all, sad to say. Though generally in an engineering environment, egregious mistakes like this don't happen.
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Post by: Cassia on March 04, 2023, 09:30:09 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on March 04, 2023, 09:22:22 PMI have a degree in physics and used it for decades. What I'm seeing in that visual doesn't surprise me at all, sad to say. Though generally in an engineering environment, egregious mistakes like this don't happen.
When stocks are down 20%, most people think that with a market rise of 20% that they will break even.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 04, 2023, 10:40:03 PM
Quote from: Cassia on March 04, 2023, 09:30:09 PMWhen stocks are down 20%, most people think that with a market rise of 20% that they will break even.

Heh, arithmetic isn't actually that difficult, but some people are just asleep.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 04, 2023, 10:48:07 PM
Yeah, I can't do math, but I really enjoy watching people on YouTube who can, like Mathologer.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 05, 2023, 09:57:58 AM
People have historically been shit at mathematics. That's why it had to be invented.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2023, 11:23:13 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 05, 2023, 09:57:58 AMPeople have historically been shit at mathematics. That's why it had to be invented.
David Attenborough: "After many centuries, the finest minds of the ancient world at last formulate a revolutionary concept: zero"

* cashier asks me to pay and I turn out my pockets, revealing only a lone moth, which flies away*

Dave Attenborough: "For some, the concept was more intuitive than others"
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2023, 12:38:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2023, 12:59:11 PM


Nice try, slower friend
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2023, 02:52:57 PM


This one's pretty easy if you stop and think:

30 + 1/8x + 1/4x = x
30 + 1/8x + 2/8x = x
So 30 = 5/8x
Multiply everything by 8, so 240 = 5x
Divide everything by 5, so x = 240/5 which is 48
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2023, 03:35:32 PM
If you say so.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2023, 04:38:06 PM
*goes to watch a movie*

Me: Not amazing, but not bad, either.  It did some things well and some things poorly.  7/10.

The internet:

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Post by: aitm on March 05, 2023, 05:45:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 05, 2023, 02:52:57 PM

This one's pretty easy if you stop and think:

30 + 1/8x + 1/4x = x
30 + 1/8x + 2/8x = x
So 30 = 5/8x
Multiply everything by 8, so 240 = 5x
Divide everything by 5, so x = 240/5 which is 48
I'm not as good as math as you are but it seems you make it complicated. There is 3/8ths of the book left, so 5/8ths is 30 pages 30/5=6 so each 1/8 is 6 pages, 6x8=48
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 05, 2023, 05:51:43 PM
Math! Huh! What is it good for?
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 05, 2023, 06:37:57 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 05, 2023, 05:51:43 PMMath! Huh! What is it good for?
Well, making atom bombs comes to mind...
🧨💣🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 06, 2023, 01:30:04 AM


Working hard or hardly working?
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 06, 2023, 07:59:29 AM
Quote from: aitm on March 05, 2023, 05:45:40 PMI'm not as good as math as you are but it seems you make it complicated. There is 3/8ths of the book left, so 5/8ths is 30 pages 30/5=6 so each 1/8 is 6 pages, 6x8=48

Alright guys, I'm not sure if the two of you are kidding here, but you ought to be able to look at that and come up with the right answer without a lot of work. If 1/8a + 30 = 1/4a then you know 1/8a is 30 right off the bat. 30 + 30 = 60. 60 X 4 =240. The book was 240 pages long.

But let's do the math. Solve for a

1/8a+30=1/4a
Step 1: Subtract 1/4a from both sides.
1/8a+30−1/4a=1/4a−1/4a
−1/8a+30=0
Step 2: Subtract 30 from both sides.
−1/8a+30−30=0−30
−1/8a=−30
Step 3: Multiply both sides by 8/(-1).
(8/−1)*(−1/8a)=(8/−1)*(−30)
a=240


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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 06, 2023, 08:24:01 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 06, 2023, 07:59:29 AMAlright guys, I'm not sure if the two of you are kidding here, but you ought to be able to look at that and come up with the right answer without a lot of work. If 1/8a + 30 = 1/4a then you know 1/8a is 30 right off the bat. 30 + 30 = 60. 60 X 4 =240. The book was 240 pages long.

But let's do the math. Solve for a

1/8a+30=1/4a
Step 1: Subtract 1/4a from both sides.
1/8a+30−1/4a=1/4a−1/4a
−1/8a+30=0
Step 2: Subtract 30 from both sides.
−1/8a+30−30=0−30
−1/8a=−30
Step 3: Multiply both sides by 8/(-1).
(8/−1)*(−1/8a)=(8/−1)*(−30)
a=240


At the risk of being a complete dumbass.
30 + 1/8 = 6/8
Because 2/8, or 1/4, remains for the final day.
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Post by: Cassia on March 06, 2023, 08:27:37 AM
1/8x+30 = 3/4x = 6/8x
30=5/8x
x=8/5*30=48
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 06, 2023, 10:07:45 AM
Ab-so-lute-ly nothin'! Sing it again!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 06, 2023, 12:25:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 06, 2023, 04:11:01 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 06, 2023, 04:13:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 06, 2023, 12:25:59 PM42
What does Jackie Robinson have to do with this???
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Post by: Shiranu on March 06, 2023, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 06, 2023, 04:11:01 PM


Oh come on, that's what the crippling debt and subsequent stripping of any desire to live is for.

"Young people aren't suffering enough, actually." - some old asshole, probably
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 06, 2023, 07:57:17 PM
I picked up more than $100,000 during my fourteen years at Purdue. The day I graduated they forgave the whole bill. Thanks, taxpayers!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 06, 2023, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 06, 2023, 07:59:29 AMAlright guys, I'm not sure if the two of you are kidding here, but you ought to be able to look at that and come up with the right answer without a lot of work. If 1/8a + 30 = 1/4a then you know 1/8a is 30 right off the bat. 30 + 30 = 60. 60 X 4 =240. The book was 240 pages long.

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Post by: the_antithesis on March 07, 2023, 12:55:33 AM


He's already a villain.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2023, 01:12:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2023, 01:45:14 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2023, 12:45:05 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 07, 2023, 12:47:06 PM
I'm guessing his loyalty was for sale. lol
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 07, 2023, 01:40:39 PM


Apparently, this is King's house, and that's one of his dogs.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 07, 2023, 01:43:26 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 07, 2023, 12:47:06 PMI'm guessing his loyalty was for sale. lol

It's more like a business. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2023, 04:03:29 PM
"What can be bought once can be bought twice" - anonymous
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2023, 07:44:56 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2023, 07:46:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 07, 2023, 04:03:29 PM"What can be bought once can be bought twice" - anonymous
It would be a matter of price, not a flat guarantee of availability.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 07, 2023, 09:57:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 07, 2023, 07:44:56 PM
Don't like spiders.  But I don't kill them--gather them on a piece of paper and deposit them in the garden when they do quite a bit of good.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 07, 2023, 10:26:39 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 07, 2023, 09:57:10 PMDon't like spiders.  But I don't kill them--gather them on a piece of paper and deposit them in the garden when they do quite a bit of good.

Well. The various "widow" spiders are fair game around here. But I leave the more poisonous but less threatening "daddy long legs" spiders their space in my garage, since they out-compete the widows, which bite can actually hurt a human.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2023, 11:47:54 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 08, 2023, 12:01:39 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 07, 2023, 09:57:10 PMDon't like spiders.  But I don't kill them--gather them on a piece of paper and deposit them in the garden when they do quite a bit of good.

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2023, 10:57:27 AM


Buffalo blockbusters?  I could get behind that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 08, 2023, 11:31:03 AM
QuoteFact: That is a full-fledged Urban Legend, with no basis in fact whatever. This legend is so widespread that many people believe it who should really know better, including some teachers and TV documentary producers. Three different unrelated groups are called "daddy-longlegs." Harvestmen have no venom of any kind.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2023, 11:42:51 AM


Greenville?  But I already have a town called Greenville!
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 08, 2023, 11:47:22 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on March 07, 2023, 10:26:39 PMWell. The various "widow" spiders are fair game around here. But I leave the more poisonous but less threatening "daddy long legs" spiders their space in my garage, since they out-compete the widows, which bite can actually hurt a human.

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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 08, 2023, 12:10:25 PM
"daddy long legs" was in quotes because they are cellar spiders (which I know), but most people seem to call them that.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 08, 2023, 01:08:42 PM
They're also not particularly venomous. Adam Savage on Mythbusters had one bite him to little ill effect and the examined toxin was no where near as potent as black widows.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 08, 2023, 04:31:57 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 08, 2023, 12:01:39 AM
Jeez, I used to watch this a bunch when I was a little kid, but I don't recall this song. I mostly remember "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" and that guy who laughed so much he was floating in the air. 😆
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2023, 04:41:56 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 08, 2023, 07:42:42 PM
They should have an international red-headed women's day. They're just SO beautiful! 😍
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2023, 10:58:24 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 08, 2023, 07:42:42 PMThey should have an international red-headed women's day. They're just SO beautiful! 😍
Imgur has redhead monday, which should be right up your alley.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2023, 10:58:36 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 08, 2023, 11:12:35 PM
No one should ever give a cat anything to grudge about...it could be quite dangerous! 😾
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2023, 11:31:34 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 08, 2023, 11:12:35 PMNo one should ever give a cat anything to grudge about...it could be quite dangerous! 😾

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Post by: the_antithesis on March 08, 2023, 11:37:36 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 08, 2023, 04:31:57 PMJeez, I used to watch this a bunch when I was a little kid, but I don't recall this song. I mostly remember "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" and that guy who laughed so much he was floating in the air. 😆

My curse is memory.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 09, 2023, 02:11:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 08, 2023, 11:42:51 AM

Greenville?  But I already have a town called Greenville!

I'll keep this in mind when writing my book. Naming things is hard. Much easier to just say, "Oh, this place? This is Miner Town. We call it that because it's built next to a mine. For some reason, we get a bunch of creepy visitors here who are always disappointed. Don't know why."

Fuck, that's good. I'm using that one. lol
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2023, 04:45:19 AM
The sounds words create are often more important than the meaning of the words when naming things in my opinion. And of course what those sounds evoke in people. It's conventional. The first obvious ones that come to mind:

Gandalf - Saruman --- Gryffindor - Slytherin --- Ged

But of course, breaking the rules creatively and effectively would give the best results as usual, I think.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2023, 04:48:17 AM
LOL. Do the kids today have any idea what happened in that 8 of March? (Speaking of memory, I think  I wrote this very sentence years ago at some March 8...)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2023, 05:33:59 AM


We need to find a way around this. My neck, back and sides hurt. Her majesty decided to sleep on my body last night. She is really not put off by being pushed away.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2023, 09:22:17 AM
Seriously, dear, he's too tall for you!

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 09, 2023, 11:06:02 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 09, 2023, 02:11:31 AMI'll keep this in mind when writing my book. Naming things is hard. Much easier to just say, "Oh, this place? This is Miner Town. We call it that because it's built next to a mine. For some reason, we get a bunch of creepy visitors here who are always disappointed. Don't know why."

Fuck, that's good. I'm using that one. lol
I dunno about Miner Town, but Coal Valley would work.  Highvale mine if you want to sound classy.  Black Thunder mine if you want to sound cool af.  All those are real places.

For small towns, I find it best to name them after the founder (Jamestown, Bakersfield) or a prominent feature (Pinecrest, Boulder, Riverbend) or an abstract concept (Paradise, Liberty, Independence).  Big Cities are of course named after more famous people (Columbia, Elizabethtown)

Or to show a blending of cultures, name it partially in one language and partially in another: Rio Scarlet, Azure river, Mont Verde
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2023, 12:52:45 PM
https://arlweb.msha.gov/MSHAINFO/FactSheets/MSHAFCT8.htm
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 09, 2023, 01:12:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 09, 2023, 11:06:02 AMI dunno about Miner Town, but Coal Valley would work.  Highvale mine if you want to sound classy.  Black Thunder mine if you want to sound cool af.  All those are real places.

For small towns, I find it best to name them after the founder (Jamestown, Bakersfield) or a prominent feature (Pinecrest, Boulder, Riverbend) or an abstract concept (Paradise, Liberty, Independence).  Big Cities are of course named after more famous people (Columbia, Elizabethtown)

Or to show a blending of cultures, name it partially in one language and partially in another: Rio Scarlet, Azure river, Mont Verde

See, you're trying to make the towns sound good. I'm trying to make them sound ridiculous. The hero of the story is from a town called Woodywood. Because there's always a wood-themed name to a town.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 09, 2023, 02:20:14 PM
Would a guy from Woodywood be a Woodywood pecker? 🤔
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 10, 2023, 02:26:25 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 09, 2023, 02:20:14 PMWould a guy from Woodywood be a Woodywood pecker? 🤔

No, but a man from Woodywood would have a hardwood pecker when aroused.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2023, 03:38:43 AM


What happens when wisdom is your dump stat and you come across an otherwise powerful amulet of suggestion
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2023, 11:42:54 AM


New tourism strategy: just tell people that Mount Everest is in South Dakota
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 10, 2023, 12:06:46 PM
Better yet, tell them it's in West Dakota... 🤫
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2023, 01:17:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2023, 06:23:26 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2023, 07:48:49 PM
I've butchered any number of languages. English shouldn't expect a bye.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 10, 2023, 07:55:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 10, 2023, 01:17:13 PM

Is this real? It sounds inedible.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2023, 10:24:40 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 10, 2023, 07:55:21 PMIs this real? It sounds inedible.
No.  Those color palettes are at the extreme edge of human aesthetics.  However, there have been many real products with a similar departure from normal coloration:



Purple or green-colored ketchup



"Blackjack" tacos
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2023, 02:33:18 AM


Smurfette situation
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 11, 2023, 02:40:34 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 10, 2023, 10:24:40 PMNo.  Those color palettes are at the extreme edge of human aesthetics.  However, there have been many real products with a similar departure from normal coloration:



Purple or green-colored ketchup



"Blackjack" tacos

Not gonna lie, I miss the whacky colored ketchup. I don't know if I'd actually buy it, but I always liked the concept.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2023, 03:37:59 AM


I love using OP abilities against the AI.  Not so much when the AI does it to me....
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 11, 2023, 06:55:05 AM
LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2023, 10:53:58 AM
When you're a Starfleet officer and accidentally time travel to the 21st century:



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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 11, 2023, 11:40:38 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 11, 2023, 02:40:34 AMNot gonna lie, I miss the whacky colored ketchup. I don't know if I'd actually buy it, but I always liked the concept.
Food coloring?
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 11, 2023, 11:46:10 AM
I dunno. I think I'd rather have grape jelly on french fries than purple ketchup.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 11, 2023, 11:58:49 AM
I like Marie's chunky blue cheese on fries - and just about anything else. 👍
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2023, 02:01:03 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 11, 2023, 02:12:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 11, 2023, 02:01:03 PM

If this comic took place in the year 2020:

Trump: "I met Superman the other day. Great man, great fella. He was like, 'I'm so super duper excited to meet the greatest President of these United States ever, except maybe Lincoln. Please don't tell anyone I am Clark Kent.' And I tells him, 'Don't worry, Superman. No one is as good at keeping secrets as me.' In fact, true story, there was this one time I showed up at Area 52, and they made me swear not to talk about the aliens they keep there. Apparently, Area 51 is a red fish...red...whatever. They keep the real aliens at the other place. Top secret. Can't tell anyone."
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2023, 03:49:08 PM
He'd be more vague to string people along:

"Have you heard about Area 52?   In Area 51, we've got stuff that you wouldn't believe!  Everybody is saying it!  You can open the hangar doors -and magneficient doors I might add- you open the doors and -solid steel titanium, just beautiful- and you see -I designed those doors you know, back in the 80s, or maybe 90s, 1992, I think..."
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2023, 03:04:53 PM


You kinda have to do it for the dramatic irony.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2023, 04:48:46 PM


*groans in one less hour of sleep, narrowly avoids 5 car accidents from drowsy drivers only to fall asleep listening to the biyearly lecture that everything we do is secretly genius even though it doesn't seem that way*
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 12, 2023, 07:21:58 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 13, 2023, 12:04:04 AM
Who knew the problem was old people all along?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 13, 2023, 03:10:54 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 13, 2023, 12:04:04 AMWho knew the problem was old people all along?
The problem is people.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 13, 2023, 10:37:10 AM

A piece of cake.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 13, 2023, 11:20:16 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 13, 2023, 03:10:54 AMThe problem is people.
They refer to our period as the "anthropocene" when it should be called the "anthropobscene."
🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 13, 2023, 11:47:12 AM


Whew!  Such a relief!
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 13, 2023, 11:52:24 AM
It was orbeez all along.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 13, 2023, 12:31:22 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 13, 2023, 11:20:16 AMThey refer to our period as the "anthropocene" when it should be called the "anthropobscene."
🤔
anthropobese
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 13, 2023, 09:14:04 PM


The new Bowie movie is exactly 2 hours 15 minutes long.  Just sayin'
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 13, 2023, 09:50:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 13, 2023, 09:14:04 PM

Feed that kid some celery.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 13, 2023, 11:03:57 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on March 13, 2023, 09:50:08 PMFeed that kid some celery.
Celery works some serious digestive wonders.  I put it in my salads and some pasta dishes now.  It's as easy and simple as pushing a pillow out a window now.

Confession bear: I also found out that if you eat enough raw red onions (like past the point of uncomfortably) it can temporarily overwhelm your taste buds and kinda messes up your mouth for a couple of days.  Your palette kinda tastes like dry bark until it recovers.  And no, nothing helps.  You just gotta tough it out.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 14, 2023, 12:04:07 AM
Sadly, I can no longer eat onions (or tomatoes!). Truly an annoying situation, but the reduction in gastrointestinal discomfort is worth it. I used to enjoy a burger with a 1/3 pound beef patty, a thick slab of grilled red onion, a thick slice of beefsteak tomato, and a bunch of leaves off the top of a head of green leaf lettuce, with a slice of cheese to top it off. Days long gone.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2023, 03:10:26 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2023, 03:11:59 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2023, 04:13:21 AM


That's a real headline (https://m.jpost.com/science/article-734189), somehow.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 15, 2023, 12:04:04 PM
Those are some naughty 'gators! 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 15, 2023, 12:18:11 PM
It's the Jerusalem Post. They measure everything in American alligators.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 15, 2023, 03:35:21 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 15, 2023, 05:29:31 PM
You guys missed the joke. Them's astro-gators.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2023, 01:33:18 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2023, 02:15:19 AM


Also, reliable public transportation and free medicinal magic.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2023, 05:55:50 PM


For reference:
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2023, 06:11:33 PM


🤔
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 16, 2023, 06:40:37 PM
It doesn't fix the problem because if you give homes to all those homeless people you'd have to kick an equal number of people out of their homes... 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 16, 2023, 06:49:18 PM
Break-even point reached.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 16, 2023, 08:27:12 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 16, 2023, 06:40:37 PMIt doesn't fix the problem because if you give homes to all those homeless people you'd have to kick an equal number of people out of their homes... 🤔

You don't have to kick current home owners out of their houses to give them to the homeless. Actually, some areas have programs which provide housing to the homeless, and it surprisingly saves the city money, as well as heavily incentivizes those people to stay away from harmful drugs, so that they may keep their homes. So quite literally, the solution to homelessness is giving people homes.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 16, 2023, 08:49:35 PM
I don't know what it is like now, but in the past, in Hungary (my wife has relatives there), if there was a vacant room in your house (like a family member died) the gov would assign another person(s) to that room, relation to you being meaningless.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 16, 2023, 09:23:14 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on March 16, 2023, 08:49:35 PMI don't know what it is like now, but in the past, in Hungary (my wife has relatives there), if there was a vacant room in your house (like a family member died) the gov would assign another person(s) to that room, relation to you being meaningless.
Quartering of Royal troops in colonials' home without even a polite fiction of it being voluntary was one of the sparks of the Revolutionary war in North America.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 16, 2023, 11:03:08 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 16, 2023, 08:27:12 PMYou don't have to kick current home owners out of their houses to give them to the homeless. Actually, some areas have programs which provide housing to the homeless, and it surprisingly saves the city money, as well as heavily incentivizes those people to stay away from harmful drugs, so that they may keep their homes. So quite literally, the solution to homelessness is giving people homes.
Yeah, I know, I was being facetious. 🧐
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 17, 2023, 01:16:53 AM
Maybe if they built homes that people actually need and can afford instead of bullshit homes for the speculator bubble because they make more money.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 17, 2023, 02:39:47 AM
I got a homeless client going to see after two appartments from the social renting company, today.

Please jebus, let him get picked. Please.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2023, 03:24:58 AM


Uhh...Supes?  You know you can let go and just fly up and grab her?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2023, 07:34:21 AM
Why they wait until she's about to go over a waterfall? Is she going to be "obliged" after the "save". And will Robin be jealous of her?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2023, 10:55:46 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 17, 2023, 12:19:14 PM
Control breeding and build homes for the homeless. US is a big ass country. I mean, we are all fucked around here. They're breeding like mice and there is no land. Then create jobs around those places that are built for them. There is enough resource for that, no? 
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 17, 2023, 12:20:25 PM
Also, I have no idea what does that^ sentence mean. I mean, I know the words but don't get the English.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 17, 2023, 01:00:39 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 17, 2023, 12:20:25 PMAlso, I have no idea what does that^ sentence mean. I mean, I know the words but don't get the English.

They found where the cartoon girl lives by locating three buildings in the background.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 17, 2023, 02:17:42 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 17, 2023, 01:00:39 PMThey found where the cartoon girl lives by locating three buildings in the background.

Oh, pshaw! If that were possible, I would know where all of you live.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2023, 03:22:18 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 17, 2023, 02:17:42 PMOh, pshaw! If that were possible, I would know where all of you live.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 17, 2023, 04:32:55 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 17, 2023, 02:17:42 PMOh, pshaw! If that were possible, I would know where all of you live.

The internet has been able to locate flags hanging in empty, white rooms, based on nothing but a bit of sunlight coming through the window.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2023, 05:12:24 PM


Fellas, is it gay to date women?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2023, 05:15:45 PM
My husband says "no".
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 17, 2023, 06:37:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 17, 2023, 05:12:24 PM

Fellas, is it gay to date women?
Now that guy is a cunning linguist... 😝
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 17, 2023, 07:43:13 PM
Reminds me of the Buck Brown cartoon in Playboy: Campfire in the desert, with cactus and a mangy horse. Cowboy is getting dressed. Indian gal is lying by the fire and looking smug. Caption: "White man speak with forked tongue!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 18, 2023, 05:01:10 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on March 19, 2023, 09:05:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 20, 2023, 01:00:31 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 20, 2023, 10:27:06 AM


Unrelenting conflict that not only destroys lives, but also culture and knowledge and everything else a society has to offer until everything is given over exclusively to war for war's sake.

Also, some hippies figured out a decent solution but they got marginalized and drowned out by fascist theocrats.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 20, 2023, 04:48:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 20, 2023, 07:54:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 20, 2023, 09:56:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2023, 11:11:50 AM


No creativity these days.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2023, 10:40:03 PM


Vouloir, c'est pouvoir.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 21, 2023, 10:54:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 21, 2023, 10:40:03 PM

Vouloir, c'est pouvoir.

It amuses me when I see reports of USians visiting Europe, and asking where the fast "food" stores, like McDonald's, are. Don't they realize that they can get REAL food for about the same price? I don't even eat at fast "food" stores here in the US.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2023, 11:22:27 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on March 21, 2023, 10:54:17 PMIt amuses me when I see reports of USians visiting Europe, and asking where the fast "food" stores, like McDonald's, are. Don't they realize that they can get REAL food for about the same price? I don't even eat at fast "food" stores here in the US.
They probably prefer fast food to restaurants because then they don't have to tip.  /s
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 22, 2023, 01:04:32 AM
I don't get the RVSP one? What does the M stand for?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 22, 2023, 01:25:56 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on March 21, 2023, 10:54:17 PMIt amuses me when I see reports of USians visiting Europe, and asking where the fast "food" stores, like McDonald's, are. Don't they realize that they can get REAL food for about the same price? I don't even eat at fast "food" stores here in the US.

Well, when you put American CHAIN fast food there it sounds like a bad taste and stupid, but I think everyone does that in foreign vacations. First because they kind of get tired looking for good, cheap food in an alien place and also because of curiosity of how does that taste in here? I did try Turkish food almost everywhere I can find.

To me, real, traditional American fast food is old fashioned diners you have, that cook esp. pork in ever shape, egg and what it is called you make grating potatoes? And serve all that with a huge piece of meat. It was kind of exotic to me when I first ate that. I'd never seen that much animal protein in one plate. Eggs served with meat is very culturally different.

Or think about Texas rib barbecue. That's American. I haven't been to Texas, but I ate in some town in Oregon having a microbrew beer festival the day I arrived. Gawd, I wept. I'd never had 11% al in beer before. Next morning, I've got why they serve in small glasses and why it's not a common thing. Also I'd never thought I'd like dark beer with hint of chocolate or whiskey. Also shots of whiskey with beer a American thing I guess. We only have shots of tequila.

I wonder if there is a diner like that in Paris. There must be.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 22, 2023, 01:58:57 AM
Going out of the gate at Yokosuka Naval Base you could see most of the US fast food joints. I was there '81-'83.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 22, 2023, 02:14:02 AM
When I'm on vacation, I always prefer to go to local restaurants. Places I can't find in my own home city. However, if I were to go to Japan, I'd probably visit a McDonald's. I read their version of McDonald's is very different. There, it's not seen as this cheap, low-quality burger joint, but more of a delicacy. It's a place to go on dates, to celebrate your child's birthday, etc. Their menu includes many things that are not offered in America, often smothered in teriyaki sauce.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 22, 2023, 07:40:27 AM
I sent a picture of the billboard menu at McDonald's home once. Big Mac $11.95, other prices consistent with that.


It was in Hong Kong.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2023, 10:00:19 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 22, 2023, 01:04:32 AMI don't get the RVSP one? What does the M stand for?

It's a formal invitation, presumably a wedding.

The M____ line is uncommon and I had to look it up, it's apparently to write your name, and the M part is to prompt you for the Mr/Ms/Mrs part in particular.  Very fancy.

The meat (heh) of the joke is in the meat choices - beef, pork, or child.  *drools* (it means an entree appropriate for a child, but I love the ambiguity)
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 22, 2023, 10:09:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 22, 2023, 10:00:19 AMThe M____ line is uncommon and I had to look it up, it's apparently to write your name, and the M part is to prompt you for the Mr/Ms/Mrs part in particular.  Very fancy.

You mean like M Night Shyamalan?
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Post by: Cassia on March 22, 2023, 11:43:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 21, 2023, 10:40:03 PM

Vouloir, c'est pouvoir.
Suburban strip mall USA is pretty damn ugly.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2023, 12:01:53 PM
Quote from: Cassia on March 22, 2023, 11:43:35 AMSuburban strip mall USA is pretty damn ugly.
But they have everything you need!  Walmart, Starbucks, parking, Walmart, Starbucks, more parking...
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2023, 12:21:05 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 22, 2023, 12:46:40 PM
That's fairly subjective.

If I wanted Jolly Ranchers, I'd buy Jolly Ranchers.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 22, 2023, 12:54:31 PM
Watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers FTW! 💕
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 22, 2023, 01:10:18 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 22, 2023, 12:21:05 PM

That shit's my happy place, right there.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2023, 01:10:42 PM
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Post by: Cassia on March 22, 2023, 01:12:51 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on March 22, 2023, 12:54:31 PMWatermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers FTW! 💕
Those things can lock onto teeth somehow.
Here's some real candy
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 22, 2023, 01:40:48 PM
Quote from: Cassia on March 22, 2023, 01:12:51 PMThose things can lock onto teeth somehow.
Here's some real candy

There's some memories right there!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 22, 2023, 03:14:19 PM
Everlasting Gobstoppers FTW.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 22, 2023, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: Cassia on March 22, 2023, 01:12:51 PMThose things can lock onto teeth somehow.
Here's some real candy

The solution to that problem is to not have any teeth, like me. 😜
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 22, 2023, 04:07:53 PM
I don't chew the Jolly Ranchers, I learned not to a long time ago...when my teeth got stuck.

I've never used any of the electronic devices that were pictured above.

Those candy cigarettes were distributed at Halloween when I was a kid. Never picked up the tobacco habit, though.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 22, 2023, 05:42:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 22, 2023, 12:21:05 PM

I don't see the joke. Translucent technology is cool. You can everything going on inside.

Quote from: Cassia on March 22, 2023, 01:12:51 PMThose things can lock onto teeth somehow.
Here's some real candy


Those look like cigarette packs.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 22, 2023, 06:09:52 PM
Exactly.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 22, 2023, 06:15:35 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 22, 2023, 05:42:43 PMI don't see the joke. Translucent technology is cool. You can everything going on inside.

I once had a wind-up razor that had a clear casing, so I could see all the gears inside. It was pretty cool. 🤠
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 22, 2023, 06:29:31 PM
I use the sense of perception for kind of thing.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 23, 2023, 12:39:01 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 22, 2023, 05:42:43 PMI don't see the joke. Translucent technology is cool. You can everything going on inside.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2023, 11:44:31 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 23, 2023, 11:49:35 PM
In space no one can hear you scheme.
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Post by: Cassia on March 24, 2023, 10:55:05 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 23, 2023, 12:39:01 AM
When I retired, I was still supporting weather RADARs that implemented a DSP chip on a board. Lots of ROMs to implement all the RADAR equations, chugging along at 8MHz. For example, there were ROMs that simply converted rectangular coordinates to polar coordinates or calculated the RMS magnitude of a vector.

The last RADAR I worked on had a dozen DSP chips doing Giga Floating Point Operations per second.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2023, 10:41:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2023, 09:31:31 AM
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My condolences to anyone who understands this.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 25, 2023, 03:31:13 PM
Having never watched 21 Jump Street, I feel honored to not understand that. 👍
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 25, 2023, 04:26:48 PM
I recall 21 Jumpstreet was enjoyable enough. I don't feel like ever revisiting it, but that's true of almost everything after 1982.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 25, 2023, 07:58:09 PM
Certain things I still watch over and over again: Night Court, Northern Exposure, News Radio, TBBT and Seinfeld.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2023, 08:33:57 PM


Slavers in developing countries better watch out!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 25, 2023, 09:47:44 PM
It's in the header.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2023, 11:18:43 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 25, 2023, 11:37:10 PM
People with low standards are a lot easier to please. 😎
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 26, 2023, 12:41:59 AM
It's a play on the sometimes true trope that hole-in-the-wall restaurants have amazing food.  I can personally vouch for several examples of this being true.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 26, 2023, 01:13:17 AM
Yeah, I've noticed that a time or two as well.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 26, 2023, 01:24:52 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 25, 2023, 08:33:57 PM

Slavers in developing countries better watch out!

Pity it's not actually illegal in the US, per se.


Skip to 53:34 to see this bit. It made me incredibly angry.
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 26, 2023, 02:43:11 AM
Yeah... Slavery never really went away. First there was the Jim Crow era, where bullshit like "loitering" was made illegal. Vaguely defined crimes that essentially just made being black a crime, so they could put them back to work as prisoners.

Nowadays, it's not much better. I used to come with my grandpa to a variety of state and private prisons. They were almost all black. Most of them were there for nonviolent drug charges. Not all prisons put their prisoners to work, but a lot of them do. Slavery under a different name.

Oh, and then there's the sex slave trade. Very illegal, yet alive and well in the United States. We don't have a tendency to provide meaningful assistance to the victims when they are freed either.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 26, 2023, 07:50:51 AM
It's just the colour. Otherwise the designs are the regular designs. They haven't developed. That's the joke I think.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 26, 2023, 07:54:23 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 25, 2023, 11:37:10 PMPeople with low standards are a lot easier to please. 😎

Yeah, that's^ the best next thing to street food; 'dirty food', but you guys don't have that. Best tasting shit ever. And the bonus is a highly developed immune system, lol.
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 26, 2023, 09:01:37 AM
A great book, titled Slavery By Another Name details how slavery was kept alive to at least just after WWII. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_by_Another_Name

Blackmon was a Wall Street Journal reporter; I was surprised at how well researched and written it is.  Well worth a read.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2023, 09:32:53 AM
The major difference between blacks and my parents was that my parents weren't black. A black lady who "chopped cotton" alongside my mother delivered me. Her mother babysat us in exchange for lunch.
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Post by: Cassia on March 26, 2023, 10:46:47 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 25, 2023, 01:47:38 PM

My condolences to anyone who understands this.
Yeah, I need to just stay away from twitter. Just a two-minute peek a day and I have lost all hope for humankind.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 26, 2023, 12:07:34 PM
Quote from: Cassia on March 26, 2023, 10:46:47 AMYeah, I need to just stay away from twitter. Just a two-minute peek a day and I have lost all hope for humankind.
I haven't been on Twitter since it was bought by that billionaire, what's his name. 💩
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 26, 2023, 01:28:04 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 25, 2023, 03:31:13 PMHaving never watched 21 Jump Street, I feel honored to not understand that. 👍

I googied it and it apparently has something to do with Kanye West
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 26, 2023, 03:48:20 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 26, 2023, 01:28:04 PMI googied it and it apparently has something to do with Kanye West

Same.

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Post by: the_antithesis on March 26, 2023, 04:09:26 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on March 26, 2023, 03:48:20 PMSame.



Why are we still talking about that guy? I lost all respect for him when he didn't name his album Turbografx-16.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 26, 2023, 04:46:37 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 26, 2023, 04:09:26 PMWhy are we still talking about that guy? I lost all respect for him when he didn't name his album Turbografx-16.

Cuz someone posted a meme in reference to him, apparently.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 26, 2023, 07:48:47 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on March 26, 2023, 04:46:37 PMCuz someone posted a meme in reference to him, apparently.

Goddammit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 26, 2023, 09:14:39 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on March 26, 2023, 04:46:37 PMCuz someone posted a meme in reference to him, apparently.
To be fair, I just thought it was inherently funny to turn antisemitism on/off based on one's opinion of an actor.  Presumably, if 21 Jumpstreet was bad, some lunatic multimillionaire would be perfectly justified in his antisemitism, lol.

Imagine if I came to this forum and said that I was no longer antisemitic because I just saw History of the World Part 1 and I really liked Mel Brooks.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 26, 2023, 09:23:19 PM
Would be funnier if Jonah Hill wasn't even Jewish
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Post by: Mike Cl on March 26, 2023, 11:48:50 PM
I have to admit I have never lost respect for Kanye West.  I just never had an ounce of respect for him at any point in time.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 27, 2023, 12:34:13 AM
I'd never even heard of Kanye West until he had dinner with Drumpf. At least I know he's not related to James West. 👀
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Post by: Shiranu on March 27, 2023, 01:20:01 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 26, 2023, 09:23:19 PMWould be funnier if Jonah Hill wasn't even Jewish
He's been distancing himself from being Jewish for awhile, so it's somewhat still hits.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 27, 2023, 05:20:50 AM
I've no idea what's going on, lol. But politely put, I really really don't like Kanye West, don't care if he is talented or not. He is a piece of shit, and a fucking moron. 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 27, 2023, 07:51:14 AM
Didn't he try to hijack the Grammys once?
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 27, 2023, 10:33:03 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 27, 2023, 07:51:14 AMDidn't he try to hija....



That looks like a tiny astronaut, so I guess the MTV music awards, back when they even gave a shit about music.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2023, 01:08:55 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 27, 2023, 01:47:16 PM
Cheese heist? Has to be a poltergeist! 🖖
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 27, 2023, 05:07:04 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 27, 2023, 01:47:16 PMCheese heist? Has to be a poltergeist! 🖖
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2023, 02:04:12 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2023, 07:18:43 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 29, 2023, 04:47:21 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 29, 2023, 04:47:44 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 29, 2023, 05:33:39 AM


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Post by: Unbeliever on March 29, 2023, 12:30:43 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 29, 2023, 04:47:44 AM
I hope that cake came with instructions - written in Swahili... 🙄
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 29, 2023, 01:36:01 PM
I see the mix has three (l)eggs.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 29, 2023, 02:52:58 PM
Yeah, but what's in the "skillet/bowl" on the lower left? 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 29, 2023, 04:01:20 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 29, 2023, 02:52:58 PMYeah, but what's in the "skillet/bowl on the lower left? 🤔
Water.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 29, 2023, 04:18:35 PM
Oh, I see - or not. 👀
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 29, 2023, 08:19:44 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 29, 2023, 04:18:35 PMOh, I see - or not. 👀
It's either empty or filled with a clear liquid to the brim. One would make sense, the other ... not.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2023, 08:45:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 30, 2023, 11:11:44 AM




I thought it had been taken out of context and the body of the opinion piece was respectable even though the headline was nuts.  It was not taken out of context.  The body literally reads like villain monologue.

"yes, war is hell — but have you considered the alternatives?"  WAT.

It also uses some very suspicious logic to allege that humans built complex societies from simple ones through violence (just because the two things happened together doesn't necessarily mean one caused the other and more violent definitely doesn't equate to more complex, as any historian will tell you) and that the overall decline of violence since the Stone Age is somehow related to warfare.  The amassing of wealth/resources in modern times is also somehow assumed to be related to warfare and not the invention of complex tools to more efficiently extract and refine these resources.
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Post by: aitm on March 30, 2023, 12:21:00 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 29, 2023, 02:52:58 PMYeah, but what's in the "skillet/bowl" on the lower left? 🤔
That would be a pinch of salt.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2023, 02:21:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2023, 04:11:33 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 31, 2023, 08:02:27 PM
I've tried thise Swedish Fish Oreos. They were awful. I don't like wasting food, but I couldn't get through half of the container.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2023, 10:54:36 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 01, 2023, 07:53:12 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 31, 2023, 10:54:36 PM
Where did the picture come from?

When I was volunteering at the Endangered Wolf Center one of my jobs was taking pictures of my jobs was taking pictures of the critters. Those were used for timeline status/health checks, among other things.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2023, 10:45:40 AM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 01, 2023, 11:18:47 AM
Proper spelling would be Odin'sday.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2023, 01:02:36 AM
Today has been a fun day on Twitter...









That last one might've been legit.  Also, long overdue.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 02, 2023, 05:32:34 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2023, 11:15:53 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 02, 2023, 11:34:16 AM
Well, after a hard day of catching salmon they just need a rest? 🤔
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 02, 2023, 11:49:46 AM
Ate some bear-equivalent catnip. "Wow, the colorrrrs!"
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2023, 12:15:52 PM
Without input from the bears I'd be careful about anthropomorphizing them.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 02, 2023, 01:45:13 PM
Yeah, we should also be careful about ursidomorphizing humans... 🐻

As in "... keep and bear arms." 👀
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 02, 2023, 01:53:43 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 02, 2023, 01:45:13 PMYeah, we should also be careful about ursidomorphizing humans... 🐻

As in "... keep and bear arms." 👀

Well, I'm a werebear, so I can speak for both. We find so called "Teddy bears" an assault on our character. Bears are blood thirsty eating machines, not cuddle buddies, damn it!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2023, 02:38:17 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 02, 2023, 01:53:43 PMWell, I'm a werebear, so I can speak for both. We find so called "Teddy bears" an assault on our character. Bears are blood thirsty eating machines, not cuddle buddies, damn it!
"We're were, we're here, get used to it!"
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 02, 2023, 02:59:09 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 02, 2023, 01:53:43 PMWell, I'm a werebear, so I can speak for both. We find so called "Teddy bears" an assault on our character. Bears are blood thirsty eating machines, not cuddle buddies, damn it!
Yeah, from what I've seen of Teddy Roosevelt, he wasn't very cuddly either. 🧐
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 02, 2023, 03:27:08 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 02, 2023, 02:59:09 PMYeah, from what I've seen of Teddy Roosevelt, he wasn't very cuddly either. 🧐
Bully, sir, bully!

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Post by: the_antithesis on April 02, 2023, 04:43:35 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 02, 2023, 01:53:43 PMWell, I'm a werebear,

A bear?

Where?
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Post by: Cassia on April 03, 2023, 09:42:11 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2023, 09:46:36 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2023, 10:34:24 AM


*customer who expects the delivery driver to drive through the storm of the century*

"Yeah, soooo the delivery driver was like super laate because it was light raining or whatever...."
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 03, 2023, 10:46:48 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 03, 2023, 10:34:24 AM

*customer who expects the delivery driver to drive through the storm of the century*

"Yeah, soooo the delivery driver was like super laate because it was light raining or whatever...."

I've seen some pretty stupid negative reviews for restaurants. One complained about flies being outside. Outside. Yeah, sorry we couldn't kill all the flies in nature so you could eat outside the restaurant without having to swat them away.

Another complained that the restaurant had too much space. I guess they wanted to feel like a sardine, rubbing shoulder to shoulder with other customers.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 04, 2023, 04:41:52 AM
Bears are heavy animals. It must be hard to drag that body around. So they are probably having a rest. Meanwhile, cats sleep most of the time. Do we suspect they're clinically depressed, lol. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2023, 02:58:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2023, 11:59:12 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 05, 2023, 12:53:41 PM
It's 500,000 cents. 🤨

I guess math really is hard... 🧠
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 05, 2023, 02:40:34 PM
I feel sorry for that person. I broke my math bone in the 5th grade and it never healed right.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 05, 2023, 03:13:27 PM
That's so terrifying for me. Because we think-exchange the money in/to dollars all the time? They're looking for dollars in dollars now! LOL *Scream. *Faint.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2023, 03:33:53 PM
Yeah, if they asked what $5k canadian dollars were in usd, that'd make sense.  Though I don't know why social media has to be involved in such a searchable query.  *shrugs*
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 05, 2023, 04:14:27 PM
Pretty sure the asshole in Hydra's post thinks k is a symbol for another type of currency like €, £, or ¥. Some dumbass American that sees $5k and thinks 5 in Norwegian krone or some such. They see the $ symbol and think money in general as opposed to dollars and see k as a symbol not shorthand for thousand.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 05, 2023, 04:22:14 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 05, 2023, 04:14:27 PMPretty sure the asshole in Hydra's post thinks k is a symbol for another type of currency like €, £, or ¥. Some dumbass American that sees $5k and thinks 5 in Norwegian krone or some such. They see the $ symbol and think money in general as opposed to dollars and see k as a symbol not shorthand for thousand.
Not all us dumbass Americans think that way.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 05, 2023, 05:41:22 PM
Yeah, we're not all ignoramus's, uh, ignorami, or whatever the plural is. 🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2023, 07:04:31 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 05, 2023, 05:41:22 PMYeah, we're not all ignoramus's, uh, ignorami, or whatever the plural is. 🤔
Ignoramuses (it derives from a latin verb, not a noun)
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 05, 2023, 07:49:22 PM
Oboy, I learn something new every day! 🎓
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 05, 2023, 08:16:06 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 05, 2023, 12:53:41 PMIt's 500,000 cents. 🤨

I guess math really is hard... 🧠
Especially for the person above
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2023, 10:02:51 PM
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Post by: Cassia on April 05, 2023, 10:23:56 PM
In digital engineering, 1K = 1024. Always powers of 2.
1 Meg is 1,048,576.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2023, 05:21:12 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 05, 2023, 04:14:27 PMPretty sure the asshole in Hydra's post thinks k is a symbol for another type of currency like €, £, or ¥. Some dumbass American that sees $5k and thinks 5 in Norwegian krone or some such. They see the $ symbol and think money in general as opposed to dollars and see k as a symbol not shorthand for thousand.

This. Lol.
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Post by: Mike Cl on April 06, 2023, 09:07:42 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2023, 05:21:12 AMThis. Lol.
Hey--where's the cat??!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2023, 10:01:03 AM


Hmmmmm...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2023, 10:56:58 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 06, 2023, 09:07:42 AMHey--where's the cat??!

She's supporting my attempts at adapting the zeitgeist. My shrink says, I need to try if I want to achieve at least a bit of joy from life. I don't have any personal social media, so that's how I go with it. It's the crucial pose of 'look-at-my-ass, have-you-seen anything-like-it?' I bet you haven't...lol
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2023, 10:57:17 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 06, 2023, 10:59:07 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2023, 10:56:58 AMIt's the crucial pose of 'look-at-my-ass, have-you-seen anything-like-it?' I bet you haven't...lol

I tried that once. People said, "Yes we have. Lumpy oatmeal."
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 06, 2023, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2023, 10:57:17 AM

Daddy daughter day.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2023, 11:31:35 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on April 06, 2023, 10:59:29 AMDaddy daughter day.

It was a fun day...

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2023, 12:43:06 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2023, 03:08:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2023, 01:31:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2023, 07:43:17 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 07, 2023, 07:49:27 PM
Fur shure!
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 07, 2023, 08:26:06 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2023, 03:08:38 PM

crabtul2f63

Does that prove I'm not a robot?

🤖🦾

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 07, 2023, 09:15:30 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 07, 2023, 08:26:06 PMcrabtul2f63

Does that prove I'm not a robot?

🤖🦾


I'm going to need you to check out 9 photos and tell me which ones have stop lights.

*shows pictures of stop signs*

Whatever you answer, you're wrong and therefore a machine (the logic is that machines more frequently make mistakes than humans)
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 07, 2023, 09:27:57 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 07, 2023, 08:26:06 PMcrabtul2f63

Does that prove I'm not a robot?

🤖🦾



Why, you're no more a robot than I am.


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beep boop
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 07, 2023, 10:25:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 07, 2023, 09:15:30 PMI'm going to need you to check out 9 photos and tell me which ones have stop lights.

*shows pictures of stop signs*

Whatever you answer, you're wrong and therefore a machine (the logic is that machines more frequently make mistakes than humans)
Yeah, like that old Star Trek episode... 🤔
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 07, 2023, 10:25:46 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on April 07, 2023, 09:27:57 PMWhy, you're no more a robot than I am...than I am...than I am...


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beep boop

Bold addition mine.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 07, 2023, 10:40:52 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 07, 2023, 10:25:25 PMYeah, like that old Star Trek episode... 🤔

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2023, 11:29:08 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2023, 07:29:16 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2023, 10:24:28 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2023, 10:49:54 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2023, 04:11:55 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 09, 2023, 04:47:07 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 09, 2023, 10:24:28 AM

I'm pretty sure you can stack those cards in the online version, but maybe they have special rules.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2023, 07:07:36 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 09, 2023, 04:47:07 PMI'm pretty sure you can stack those cards in the online version, but maybe they have special rules.
Yeah, I've seen it. That's due to an optional "stacking" rule.  Ultimately, you can play however you want, but typically a draw 2 or draw 4 is exacerbated by a skipped turn.  Especially in the physical version.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 09, 2023, 09:22:25 PM
Do they also have an optional "I just win" rule? I mean, why not?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 10, 2023, 10:29:36 AM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 10, 2023, 11:12:08 AM
^ Introduce him to Mr. Epididymitis.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 10, 2023, 11:28:18 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 10, 2023, 11:43:48 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 10, 2023, 11:46:54 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 10, 2023, 12:23:03 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 10, 2023, 12:55:00 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 10, 2023, 01:29:44 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 10, 2023, 11:43:48 AM

Holy crap. I thought those were photoshopped, but it's real. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 10, 2023, 02:17:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 11, 2023, 01:35:10 AM


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Post by: the_antithesis on April 11, 2023, 02:16:46 AM
Please explain the beach picture.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 11, 2023, 02:39:05 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on April 11, 2023, 02:16:46 AMPlease explain the beach picture.

It looks like she's levitating, with her shadow beneath her, but her "shadow" is a hat sitting beside her in the sand.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 11, 2023, 06:58:38 AM
Her legs are clearly dug into the sand.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 11, 2023, 10:41:37 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 11, 2023, 02:39:05 AMIt looks like she's levitating, with her shadow beneath her, but her "shadow" is a hat sitting beside her in the sand.

Oh.

I thought the hat was a Tremors reference.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 11, 2023, 11:40:50 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on April 11, 2023, 10:41:37 AMOh.

I thought the hat was a Tremors reference.

That would be a pretty vague reference. lol. I think it's meant to be an optical illusion, like the picture above it.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 11, 2023, 12:53:34 PM
Maybe if her butt looked more like a hat.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 11, 2023, 01:46:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 11, 2023, 03:42:04 PM


I put mustard on/in/below everything.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 11, 2023, 04:41:11 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 11, 2023, 05:03:01 PM
Shear speciesism.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 11, 2023, 10:10:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 11, 2023, 03:42:04 PM

I put mustard on/in/below everything.
Have you any Grey Poupon?
🤣
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 11, 2023, 10:28:04 PM
Remember when the repubs lost their shit when they found out that Obama put mustard on his burger? Those people really ought to get a life.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 11, 2023, 11:12:01 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on April 11, 2023, 10:28:04 PMRemember when the repubs lost their shit when they found out that Obama put mustard on his burger? Those people really ought to get a life.

It was Dijon mustard in particular. The Conservatives tried to label him as "stuck up" for requesting his "fancy" mustard.
This is what luxury looks like, apparently.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2023, 12:10:15 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on April 11, 2023, 10:28:04 PMRemember when the repubs lost their shit when they found out that Obama put mustard on his burger? Those people really ought to get a life.
Yeah, specifically they were aghast that he asked for spicy/dijon mustard and not the *real* American yellow mustard (the worst of all mustards | pro: dirt cheap | con: there's a reason why it's dirt cheap)

Fun facts about mustard:
* originally cultivated in the Indus River Valley
* the romans were the ones who really started experimenting with it as a condiment (hence deviled eggs)
* mustard (along with horseradish, wasabi, and of course, peppers) activates the human capsaicin receptors called TRPV1
* mustard grains are nearly flavorless when intact, but when chewed or ground, release chemicals (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_oil_bomb) that evolved to irritate mammals and discourage further predation.  Like many other things, humans LOVE stuff intended to harm us and widely cultivate it for that exact reason.  Come on, mother nature, do your wurst!
* seriously, the chemical reaction for the "mustard bomb" is fascinating - essentially, two compounds are stored separately within the mustard plant and then when chewed or mangled, these compounds interact and BAM!  Flavor explosion!  It's like the plant equivalent of the bombardier beetle.  Mustard plants really really do NOT want to be snacked on!  Too bad!

Btw, try this mouth-watering sandwich: wheat bread with sliced ham, a slice of swiss or muenster cheese, sliced tomato, and whole ground mustard.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 12, 2023, 07:11:02 AM
I had no idea of 'the mustard incident'. Somebody should tell those people that they sound exactly like Islamist fanatics. Because they are.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 12, 2023, 07:40:07 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 12, 2023, 07:11:02 AMI had no idea of 'the mustard incident'. Somebody should tell those people that they sound exactly like Islamist fanatics. Because they are.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2023, 09:27:35 AM


I just wanted to vote.  Is that illegal?  *stuffs fifteen identical ballots into the ballot counter*
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2023, 11:30:36 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 13, 2023, 11:38:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 13, 2023, 11:30:36 PM

Eel lives revealed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 14, 2023, 12:19:45 AM


What a horrible night to have a curse.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2023, 07:08:15 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 13, 2023, 11:30:36 PM
Atsa Morey.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on April 14, 2023, 01:26:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 14, 2023, 02:40:14 PM


Also, he used a government computer to search for "leak" to see if the Feds were onto him.  Not exactly Moriarty.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 14, 2023, 09:29:55 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2023, 07:08:15 AMAtsa Morey.
Yeah, Moray Amsterdam, from The Dick van Dyke show! 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 14, 2023, 09:55:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2023, 01:39:38 AM


Canonically, Duke Nukem was the last thing Hitler ever saw.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2023, 10:31:06 AM


*Misty in front of a judge*
Judge: "Guilty!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2023, 11:44:45 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2023, 07:12:40 PM


The wisdom of the ancients
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Post by: Shiranu on April 15, 2023, 07:58:22 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 11, 2023, 11:12:01 PMIt was Dijon mustard in particular. The Conservatives tried to label him as "stuck up" for requesting his "fancy" mustard.
This is what luxury looks like, apparently.

Dijon use to be a *very* wealthy city, ergo Dijon mustard is for wealthy people.

Somebody better check on the genocidal monsters who eat Ceaser salad then.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 15, 2023, 08:03:27 PM
Or king crabs.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 15, 2023, 11:26:51 PM
Or Emperor penguins... 😱
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 16, 2023, 12:16:32 AM
Or master bait.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 16, 2023, 09:42:18 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 16, 2023, 09:53:12 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 15, 2023, 11:26:51 PMOr Emperor penguins... 😱

You know, I almost said that but thought better of it. No idea why.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 16, 2023, 10:59:35 AM
You must have better taste than me... 🤣
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 16, 2023, 11:35:08 AM
Certainly better taste than emperor penguins.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2023, 07:44:09 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on April 18, 2023, 12:42:13 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 17, 2023, 07:44:09 PM
This is also a certified Southern/Midwestern moment.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2023, 01:32:45 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2023, 01:55:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2023, 03:22:19 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 18, 2023, 03:35:09 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 18, 2023, 03:35:40 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 18, 2023, 03:40:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2023, 11:40:42 PM


There's me at Space Camp.  My best friend was a brunette with purple eyes from the town of Mos Espa.  Nevada, I think.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2023, 09:53:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2023, 11:13:46 AM


I'm very good at investment advice, relationship advice, as well as election analysis and war commentary.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2023, 11:32:36 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 19, 2023, 03:34:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 19, 2023, 11:13:46 AM

I'm very good at investment advice, relationship advice, as well as election analysis and war commentary.

South Park did that joke. lol


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Post by: Hydra009 on April 19, 2023, 05:49:58 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 19, 2023, 06:50:34 PM


New Zealand's ALL BLACKS Rugby team.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2023, 09:32:13 AM


"Dracula was a good dude, we swear"
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2023, 09:42:07 AM


The Milky Way is pretty close already...
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2023, 09:55:06 AM
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Post by: aitm on April 20, 2023, 10:28:44 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 19, 2023, 11:32:36 AM
I find this interesting. Many years ago, I think it was after the "war of the worlds" movie with Tom cruise that I suspected perhaps we could battle these highly tech machines with simpler weaponry as their sophisticated sensors would be able to easily trace bullets through sound and/or radar and immediately fire and wipe out the person firing, but they could not trace an arrow from a crossbow, so I wrote a short story where "we" used wooden arrows to fire into every moveable joint the machines had to the point they started to fail. Of course in my story "we" won and passed along the info and eventually the world was spared thanks to crossbows. Pretty sure the simpleness would not actually work, but it was a fun lil story to imagine.
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Post by: Cassia on April 20, 2023, 10:38:45 AM
Whatever you do, never pull into a wrong driveway or knock on the wrong door in Amerika.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 20, 2023, 11:10:45 AM
Quote from: Cassia on April 20, 2023, 10:38:45 AMWhatever you do, never pull into a wrong driveway or knock on the wrong door in Amerika.

Or let your ball roll into the wrong yard.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65325867 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65325867)
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Post by: Cassia on April 20, 2023, 11:44:58 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on April 20, 2023, 11:10:45 AMOr let your ball roll into the wrong yard.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65325867 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65325867)
We've got our tactical flashlight and our tactical pants belt and our tactical lawnmower. Ain't America great! God bless the AR15!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 20, 2023, 11:59:34 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on April 20, 2023, 11:10:45 AMOr let your ball roll into the wrong yard.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65325867 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65325867)
NC :'(
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 20, 2023, 06:22:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 20, 2023, 09:42:07 AM

The Milky Way is pretty close already...
It's also larger than Andromeda.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 21, 2023, 12:08:04 AM




There has to be a catch...
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 21, 2023, 01:20:57 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 20, 2023, 06:22:35 PMIt's also larger than Andromeda.

Is it? I can't find a definitive answer on that. The size difference varies wildly by source, and most seem to say Andromeda is bigger than the Milky Way.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 21, 2023, 07:19:23 AM
I'll weigh them both and post the results here.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 21, 2023, 11:30:02 AM
Also, we're looking at the Milky Way as it was fairly recently, while we see Andromeda as it was roughly a couple million years ago.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 21, 2023, 11:56:52 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 21, 2023, 07:19:23 AMI'll weigh them both and post the results here.

Weight won't work. Break out the tape measure.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 21, 2023, 12:56:33 PM
Gonna need a slide rule, I expect... 🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 21, 2023, 01:54:57 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 21, 2023, 02:43:09 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on April 21, 2023, 11:56:52 AMWeight won't work. Break out the tape measure.
Weight wins, dark don't matter.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 21, 2023, 04:12:43 PM
Dark Matter matters! 😆
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 21, 2023, 04:52:32 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 21, 2023, 04:12:43 PMDark Matter matters! 😆
You've been talking to Darkseid.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 21, 2023, 11:24:33 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 21, 2023, 11:30:53 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 21, 2023, 04:52:32 PMYou've been talking to Darkseid.
Yeah, but he used the Force on me! 😱
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2023, 07:34:04 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 21, 2023, 11:30:53 PMYeah, but he used the Force on me! 😱
Just give him the Mother Box and you passing will be quick.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 22, 2023, 01:52:08 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2023, 07:34:04 AMJust give him the Mother Box and you passing will be quick.

I don't want to know why he wants my mother's box.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2023, 04:54:02 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2023, 05:36:17 PM
Horseshoe crabs have blue blood.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2023, 10:11:27 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 22, 2023, 05:36:17 PMHorseshoe crabs have blue blood.
Very expensive blue blood.  Limulus amebocyte lysate ain't cheap!  Gram-negative bacteria causes their blood to solidify into a sort of gel.  So medical products that come into contact with blood are tested on horseshoe crab blood first to make sure it's safe.  Otherwise, they have to test on rabbits, which is even more expensive and time consuming and really upsets animal rights groups.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 22, 2023, 10:12:33 PM


"Do you have a receipt, ma'am?"
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2023, 08:59:22 AM


It's either that or the fantasy version of Stalin.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 23, 2023, 06:38:42 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 23, 2023, 07:15:18 PM
I be lubbin' me some land! 😆
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2023, 08:08:47 PM
You fuck gopher holes?
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 23, 2023, 08:33:29 PM
Doesn't everyone? 🤠
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2023, 06:02:42 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2023, 10:47:02 AM
A little late in the season for this one, but meh:



*18-wheeler skids over a bridge, slams into the shoulder on the other side*
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 24, 2023, 11:37:17 AM
OK. I just looked up gopherhole. What are you, Artemis priests?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2023, 01:52:25 PM


Imagine finding out in 2023 that RATM are leftists
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Post by: Cassia on April 24, 2023, 02:37:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 24, 2023, 01:52:25 PMImagine finding out in 2023 that RATM are leftists
"Some of those that work forces...are the same that burn crosses" wasn't clue enough? LOL.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 24, 2023, 03:35:48 PM
Equating Leftists with Communists just shows how dishonest they are. And this has been my experience with Conservatives. They do not attempt to consider things from their opposition's perspective. They do not understand Liberals and they don't want to. You can find this pattern with every single issue the two sides disagree on. Conservatives do not understand the Pro-Choice stance. They just call us baby killers and do not engage at all beyond just demonizing the opposition. They're willfully ignorant.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 24, 2023, 08:39:03 PM


Ate The Onion
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 25, 2023, 03:36:24 AM

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2023, 08:41:05 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2023, 01:30:03 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 25, 2023, 04:09:11 PM
Should have been Mother Teresa saying that.

Just saying...

What leads to fear?
Religion.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2023, 05:10:12 PM


Sure, why not? *shrugs*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 25, 2023, 05:25:22 PM
You can touch it. It moves. Must be real, right?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 25, 2023, 05:51:51 PM


It's worth a shot!
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 25, 2023, 07:31:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 25, 2023, 05:51:51 PM

It's worth a shot!

🤔 Hmm, not sure. I can hold my breath for 90+ seconds. I timed it, via clock. It's my solution for hiccups.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 25, 2023, 08:37:14 PM
I used to do that myself, back when I could hold my breath long enough.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on April 25, 2023, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 25, 2023, 08:37:14 PMI used to do that myself, back when I could hold my breath long enough.

I can't do now what I used to do then. At one time I was able to deadlift 325 and bench press 200. When I got married, I could lift my 98 pound wife up over my head. Now, she weighs more than I do (and I weigh more, now)...the older I get, the better I was.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 26, 2023, 02:02:58 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 25, 2023, 05:51:51 PM

It's worth a shot!

Breathing is part of the evil Communist plot to control America. Don't let Big Oxygen tell you what to do.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2023, 08:50:41 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 26, 2023, 10:46:56 AM
The more truckers you can pack in that shower the more water you can save...

💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 26, 2023, 01:19:26 PM
Depends on what they're packing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 26, 2023, 11:53:18 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 27, 2023, 12:26:36 PM


Counterpoint: chaos, segue, entree, solder, paradigm, antennae, lead (verb), lead (noun), gif, and gif.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 28, 2023, 02:11:19 AM
Nope... "Ingliş iz litırıly rittın dı vey itz pronaunsd bisaydz a fiuy vördz." Lol

Wow, I had to edit that, it i snot easy. LOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 28, 2023, 08:08:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 28, 2023, 01:12:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 28, 2023, 06:54:29 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2023, 08:32:22 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2023, 10:20:29 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2023, 02:57:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 29, 2023, 07:27:43 PM


Darwin exposed!
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 30, 2023, 01:34:26 AM
Damn, I thought Andre was big! 😱
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 30, 2023, 07:52:38 AM
Makes baby Einstein look small.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 30, 2023, 09:19:42 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 30, 2023, 05:43:14 PM


I mean, technically...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 30, 2023, 06:02:02 PM
Well, I'd skip the pliosaurids and dimetrodons.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 30, 2023, 06:43:41 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 30, 2023, 05:43:14 PM

I mean, technically...

The dimetrodon isn't a dinosaur. It predates them, I think. I'm not sure exactly what aquatic species that is in the upper left, but it also isn't a dinosaur. Pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs either. Not sure about that lizard with the comically large back spines.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 30, 2023, 07:03:15 PM
I said most of that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 30, 2023, 08:59:57 PM


Figuring this out for the first time felt amazing.  I could do anything.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 30, 2023, 11:53:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 30, 2023, 08:59:57 PMFiguring this out for the first time felt amazing.  I could do anything.

Most of us learned this from Nintendo Fun Club magazine #2 back in the day.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 01, 2023, 01:31:03 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 01, 2023, 03:42:58 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 01, 2023, 03:47:29 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 30, 2023, 06:43:41 PMThe dimetrodon isn't a dinosaur. It predates them, I think. I'm not sure exactly what aquatic species that is in the upper left, but it also isn't a dinosaur. Pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs either. Not sure about that lizard with the comically large back spines.

They are practically reptiles, I think.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2023, 07:36:07 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 01, 2023, 01:31:03 AM
I remember when they said that everyone who got vaccinated would die in 2 years.  Now, they've pushed it back to five years.  It's like apocalypse predictions, always soon but never quite there!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2023, 08:34:20 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 01, 2023, 03:47:29 AMThey are practically reptiles, I think.
In reptiles the legs come out the sides and then down. In dinosaurs the legs go straight down. Compare an alligator to a hippo if I was too vague.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2023, 09:16:02 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 01, 2023, 09:19:59 AM
Because you're a lush.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2023, 09:31:22 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 01, 2023, 09:55:53 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2023, 08:34:20 AMIn reptiles the legs come out the sides and then down. In dinosaurs the legs go straight down. Compare an alligator to a hippo if I was too vague.

But the one BL mentioned are not dinosaurs, are they? I was talking about them.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 01, 2023, 09:56:09 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 01, 2023, 09:58:36 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2023, 01:17:31 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 01, 2023, 02:40:57 PM
Yeah, I'm sure Jesus never bought anything unless he successfully converted them first.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 01, 2023, 07:52:38 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 01, 2023, 09:55:53 AMBut the one BL mentioned are not dinosaurs, are they? I was talking about them.
Okay. I was talking about what I was talking about.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2023, 08:33:38 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 01, 2023, 10:05:39 PM
Cute kitty! 😹
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 01, 2023, 11:29:48 PM


Is it getting hot in here?  Or the entire planet?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 11:48:50 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 11:49:12 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 11:50:41 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 12:00:12 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 02, 2023, 12:25:45 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 11:48:50 AM
Unless they're from Arkansas. Or Kinfucky.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 01:01:26 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 01:01:53 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 01:08:19 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 01:11:52 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 01:18:48 PM
Got carried away... I'm really stressful.

e: Lol I wrote 'stressful'...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 02, 2023, 01:51:06 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 02, 2023, 02:11:39 PM
Totally stealin' from Dick Tracy!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 02, 2023, 07:37:59 PM


Geology is hard
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Post by: Dark Lightning on May 02, 2023, 07:54:32 PM
Tell him it has "Made Before Earth" stamped on the bottom.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 02, 2023, 08:17:34 PM
Meteors fall from the sky. Meteorites are meteors that have been found on Earth.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 03, 2023, 01:54:00 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 02, 2023, 12:25:45 PMUnless they're from Arkansas. Or Kinfucky.

Kinfucky? Oh my god... that's cruel. LOL

[It just dawned on me. I have no idea how it really works. But all these years I have been around this forum with Americans like you lot -lol yes 'like you'- stuff like this rubs on me and I can't tell which ones or not, and then when I use it casually and naturally the others get surprised. You'd be surprised.

And I've been around a lot of American communities too, small, big... But this one works different. I'm onto you. LOL]
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 03, 2023, 06:47:37 AM
Paging Robert Frost.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2023, 04:46:20 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 03, 2023, 06:47:37 AMPaging Robert Frost.

Ah... touché. Say, hi. Don't mention Twilight.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 04, 2023, 10:49:17 AM
What about Twilight?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2023, 11:41:33 AM


Password buddies!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2023, 12:07:35 PM


Shakespeare any day now...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 04, 2023, 02:20:22 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on May 04, 2023, 10:49:17 AMWhat about Twilight?

Twilight is a vampire romance novel for teenager girls that created a deadly hysterical fandom approximately 15 years ago. It's written by a Mormon mom. 3 or 4 books not sure. 30-35 thousand vocabulary. I've read them actually, but I don't remember a thing probably because there is nothing to remember. One book gets read in a few hours.

Anyway, they made these into movies and one of them opens with the beautiful, Fire and Ice poem of Frost. Don't remember if the book had it. So I meant, let's not mention it to the poet because Zilla was 'paging him'. The lines in that poem have more vocabulary, meaning and literature than all those books combined.

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 04, 2023, 11:01:01 PM


Look, I want the empire gone as much as anyone, but no civilian casualties.  Or rebel casualties.  Or empire casualties.  And no aliens or droids, the optics aren't good for that at the moment.  Too divisive.  In fact, we need someone who can reach out across the aisle and get as many pro-Empire people on board as possible.  Screw it, I might as well run for Senate.  Gotta change from within, violence never solves anything.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 04, 2023, 11:08:36 PM
You got my vote! 👍👏🖖
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 05, 2023, 12:24:15 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 04, 2023, 11:08:36 PMYou got my vote! 👍👏🖖
*gets elected*
*voting is abruptly abolished*
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 05, 2023, 01:51:18 AM
Ah, voting's over-rated anyway. 🐘
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 05, 2023, 04:26:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 05, 2023, 05:42:09 PM


Harsh...
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 06, 2023, 12:09:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 05, 2023, 04:26:32 PM
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 06, 2023, 10:52:12 AM
Imagine getting into music creation and reading this about your favorite genre (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakcore):

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 06, 2023, 02:56:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 06, 2023, 11:11:28 PM


"Everyone is welcome to visit Saudi Arabia, provided that they follow and respect our culture, traditions and laws" (there's no blood-dripping font, but you get the idea 🚩)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 07, 2023, 08:37:27 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2023, 10:27:56 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2023, 02:35:59 PM


Making death saves every day and night :)
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 07, 2023, 03:02:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 07, 2023, 02:35:59 PM

Making death saves every day and night :)

I´d probably play as an old fart of a character too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 07, 2023, 05:16:13 PM
My character would correct his ally's grammar as his only action for an entire round in the heat of combat :P
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 07, 2023, 06:04:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2023, 01:36:05 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 08, 2023, 01:39:06 AM
LOL Gives another dimension to low expectations, doesn't it?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2023, 09:40:19 AM


Earth, Tollana, the Asgard, the Ancients, the Nox, the Furlings, the Replicators, and the Tok'ra continue to send military aid to the beseiged world of Chulak, despite Apophis's threats and announcement of "powerful" alliance members on his side like System Lord Yu and several medieval-level worlds.

The Genii initially offered Apophis their munitions, but withdrew the offer due to the low-quality naquadah generators they would receive in exchange.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2023, 01:27:07 PM


American unsolved mysteries: the case went cold when DNA testing was inconclusive and several leads turned up empty

Japanese unsolved mysteries in anime: alright so people have been dropping dead of heart attacks, so we quickly narrowed it down to a cop's relative going to high school in Kanto region.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 08, 2023, 01:58:52 PM
True true.

But I think that not only did L´s moral hangups keep him from actively killing anyone, (though there is a trolley problem there,) but being highly competitive he also wanted, nay needed, to ´beat´ light and unmask him. He didn´t want so much for Kira to stop, as he wanted to win this ´game´.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on May 08, 2023, 02:56:18 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 08, 2023, 05:29:39 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 08, 2023, 07:50:42 PM
That took a second.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 09, 2023, 01:45:31 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on May 08, 2023, 01:58:52 PMTrue true.

But I think that not only did L´s moral hangups keep him from actively killing anyone, (though there is a trolley problem there,) but being highly competitive he also wanted, nay needed, to ´beat´ light and unmask him. He didn´t want so much for Kira to stop, as he wanted to win this ´game´.

If I remember correctly, Light uses his father's credentials to use the police database for access to classified information, knowing that it would draw L closer to him. If he hadn't done that, L would have had a much harder time narrowing suspects down to him. Very convenient for the plot, but also very stupid. Give me a Death Note. I may not be as smart as Light, but I guarantee you I would never get caught.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2023, 02:21:32 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 09, 2023, 01:45:31 AMIf I remember correctly, Light uses his father's credentials to use the police database for access to classified information, knowing that it would draw L closer to him. If he hadn't done that, L would have had a much harder time narrowing suspects down to him. Very convenient for the plot, but also very stupid. Give me a Death Note. I may not be as smart as Light, but I guarantee you I would never get caught.
Yep.  Very stupid, careless move.  Your chances of being caught are basically nil unless you act in a very consistent or unique manner.  Light did just that initially.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 09, 2023, 05:27:14 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 09, 2023, 01:45:31 AMIf I remember correctly, Light uses his father's credentials to use the police database for access to classified information, knowing that it would draw L closer to him. If he hadn't done that, L would have had a much harder time narrowing suspects down to him. Very convenient for the plot, but also very stupid. Give me a Death Note. I may not be as smart as Light, but I guarantee you I would never get caught.

Oh, I agree fullheartedly. Dumbass move.

I just don´t think L would want to kill Kira: He wanted to bring him to Justice and ´win´ their game.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 09, 2023, 10:49:00 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on May 08, 2023, 02:56:18 PM

Well, when I claim cats are not 'animal', they call me a nutjob. There is another animal who is not aware it's an animal, it is exactly like that...
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 09, 2023, 01:33:35 PM
Me when summer rolls around and I get bit by a mosquito:

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Post by: the_antithesis on May 10, 2023, 02:11:42 AM


The actual fuck.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 10, 2023, 02:45:56 AM
I was gonna say the evolution of language is funny... But then the game itself reveals the actual fuck. What's the goal in the game? Introduction to friendly pedophilia? 
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 10, 2023, 10:06:14 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 10, 2023, 02:45:56 AMWhat's the goal in the game?

I imagine the same goal as Duck Duck Goose. Keep kids busy and used to structured activity so they can be wage slaves.

Looking it up, it is recommends for children and adults. A room full of adults playing this game is just a poorly run orgy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 10, 2023, 11:24:48 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 10, 2023, 01:16:54 PM


Just going to the achievements, I swear
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 10, 2023, 01:28:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 10, 2023, 01:16:54 PM

Just going to the achievements, I swear

Amateur. This is why you have two separate accounts.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 11, 2023, 03:15:02 PM


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romance_of_the_Three_Kingdoms
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 12, 2023, 02:03:24 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 13, 2023, 05:50:15 PM
Yeah, but does spontaneous human combustion discriminate? 🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 13, 2023, 05:52:33 PM


"Should I feed my cat cake?"

"YES!  It is perfectly okay to feed your cat as much cake as they desire.  In fact, I'd be rude to not share with your feline friends!"
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 13, 2023, 05:55:49 PM
Well, it's probably better to have your cat eat the cake than to sit on it. 🤣
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 13, 2023, 11:21:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2023, 06:37:59 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2023, 08:56:47 AM


"The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel."
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2023, 09:11:41 AM
For some damn reason nobody explains.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 14, 2023, 10:00:56 AM
It's spice. You put it on your taco.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2023, 10:28:22 AM
That has to flauta some natural law.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2023, 10:54:48 AM
If Youtube existed in the 19th century:

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Post by: Unbeliever on May 14, 2023, 01:12:42 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2023, 09:11:41 AMFor some damn reason nobody explains.
I think it was a reference to Dune. 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2023, 02:42:33 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 14, 2023, 01:12:42 PMI think it was a reference to Dune. 🤔
I read Dune when it hit the Stars and Stripes Book Stores in Saigon. Nobody explains WHAT the spice does, only that it allows space travel. Lazy writing.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 14, 2023, 05:18:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2023, 02:42:33 PMI read Dune when it hit the Stars and Stripes Book Stores in Saigon. Nobody explains WHAT the spice does, only that it allows space travel. Lazy writing.

Oh, you were seriously asking.

I believe that Dune is a work of fiction. Therefore, psionic powers exist and the spice gives you/boosts your ability to see the future and similar gubbins so that you can actually pilot a spaceship through the vastness of space and deal with the myriad variables that would drive normal men to drink.

I guess.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 14, 2023, 05:25:51 PM
Yeah yeah. The Dune wiki has this:

Quoteit could awaken dormant parts of the human mind and encourage expanded sensory perceptions. In some humans (notably the Bene Gesserit, Guild Navigators, and some members of the Atreides bloodline), heavy doses led to powerful abilities that include prescience;

QuotePrescience was the term commonly used to describe the ability to see into both the past, present and future. Some awareness spectrum narcotics allowed their users to become prescient. The spice melange was one example among many in the Imperium.

QuoteDuring The Butlerian Jihad, all "thinking machines" were hunted down and destroyed, with a commandment against their ever being used again, "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind". Instead, human Guild Navigators and their spice-warped abilities, serve the function normally performed by a navigational computer. Hence, interstellar travel relies on spice.

So, basically, computers are outlawed, so the spacers use drugs to improve, not diminish their mental abilities in order to do what a computer can. Mathematical calculations for "folding space" and whatever. It sound difficult.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2023, 06:49:18 PM
I was just curious about the Guild Highliner "pilots".

However! My current hissy fit is WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY PUT IN THOSE BALLONS???? I mean the ones that purportedly pick up the spice harvesters. The harvesters are the size of a USN destroyer. The lift from four balloons has to be incredible. As in "without credibility".

Rant off/
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 14, 2023, 09:25:18 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 14, 2023, 02:42:33 PMNobody explains WHAT the spice does, only that it allows space travel. Lazy writing.
Remind me to never show you soft scifi (Dune, Star Wars, etc) and like 90% of fantasy.  Cause there is plenty of stuff that never gets explained.

Personally, I'm pretty sure that spice was meant as either an allegory for western dependence on oil (only found in certain parts of the world, it is essential for travel and civilization as we know it).  That or spice is a metaphor for spirituality (those with it are aware of a greater reality, a third eye sort of thing).
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 15, 2023, 06:06:23 AM
I've been reading scifi since 1963. I like it. But I have no problem complaining about lazy writing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2023, 09:18:17 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 15, 2023, 06:06:23 AMI've been reading scifi since 1963. I like it. But I have no problem complaining about lazy writing.
In speculative fiction, there's a concept called Applied Phlebotinum.  Essentially, this stuff powers FTL drives, makes giant robots work, gives the Green Lantern Corps their powers, powers the Death Star, etc.  This stuff is the central conceit of basically any fiction story that differs greatly from reality.  This is the stuff that makes the plotline possible.

The reason no writer explains it is because no writer can explain it.  No one knows how to make FTL or giant robots or planet-destroying lasers a reality (this is the speculative part of speculative fiction, i.e. the "what if?" part).

Sometimes, writers use technobabble to paper over this fact - "we use dilithium crystals to go FTL" or "The Force is created by midachlorians" - but these aren't exactly satisfying answers, are they?  Because no answer would be satisfying because these are areas we don't understand, hence the speculation.

Therefore, the writer is forced to leave some stuff unexplained and the audience has to suspend disbelief.  This is a basic requirement for enjoying fiction.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 15, 2023, 10:39:20 AM
That is the greatest sci-fi debate, I guess. Hence the reason of old sci-fi written by scientists or the rare writer who knows what they are writing about is elevated to hardcore or real science-fiction.

But I think fantasy generally has this problem since it exploded.

Terry Pratchett says, if you want to write fantasy stop reading fantasy, chances are you have read enough. Find a theme, a subject that exists in reality and research it then introduce it to fantasy. Something like that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2023, 02:18:18 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 15, 2023, 10:39:20 AMTerry Pratchett says, if you want to write fantasy stop reading fantasy, chances are you have read enough.
Fantastic advice!  And this is because fantasy writers are likely to pen something based on something based on Tolkien.  The end result is a genre that looks a lot like the Hapsburgs.

QuoteFind a theme, a subject that exists in reality and research it then introduce it to fantasy. Something like that.
Ha, imagine someone wanting to have a story at a small town near some swampland and then spending years pouring over books about swamp types and associated ecosystems.  That'd be crazy...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 15, 2023, 03:57:54 PM
I guess I'm screwed.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 15, 2023, 06:19:03 PM
You just need a bit of OJ and vodka... 🥂
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Post by: Cassia on May 15, 2023, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 15, 2023, 10:39:20 AMThat is the greatest sci-fi debate, I guess. Hence the reason of old sci-fi written by scientists or the rare writer who knows what they are writing about is elevated to hardcore or real science-fiction.

But I think fantasy generally has this problem since it exploded.

Terry Pratchett says, if you want to write fantasy stop reading fantasy, chances are you have read enough. Find a theme, a subject that exists in reality and research it then introduce it to fantasy. Something like that.
I agree. Jurassic Park checks those boxes. The storyline seems almost probable when real scientists are growing tissue in labs, creating GMO crops and inventing mRNA vaccines. Sci-Fi that detours into the supernatural just aggravates me. 'Contact' with Jodie Foster comes to mind. Kinda of a "lets show atheists how wrong they are" plot, IMHO. Any movie that reveals in the end that the meaning of life is "to just believe" sucks.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 15, 2023, 08:16:05 PM
Quote from: Cassia on May 15, 2023, 08:04:15 PMI agree. Jurassic Park checks those boxes. The storyline seems almost probable when real scientists are growing tissue in labs, creating GMO crops and inventing mRNA vaccines. Sci-Fi that detours into the supernatural just aggravates me. 'Contact' with Jodie Foster comes to mind. Kinda of a "lets show atheists how wrong they are" plot, IMHO. Any movie that reveals in the end that the meaning of life is "to just believe" sucks.
Well, she did finish with evidence, so it's not 100% a leap of faith.  Nor was the initial journey a leap of faith, imho - it was more like the first supersonic flight than anything else.  Not everything was known, but it wasn't like it was completely unknown.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 15, 2023, 08:34:03 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 15, 2023, 06:19:03 PMYou just need a bit of OJ and vodka... 🥂
Baby drives her.
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Post by: Cassia on May 15, 2023, 09:40:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 15, 2023, 08:16:05 PMWell, she did finish with evidence, so it's not 100% a leap of faith.  Nor was the initial journey a leap of faith, imho - it was more like the first supersonic flight than anything else.  Not everything was known, but it wasn't like it was completely unknown.
It's been years...but I recall there was a "Christian" scientist guy that just totally killed the flick for me. I still don't understand how a scientist can have faith in the scriptures. Compartmentalize much? I remember an engineer who had a mantra "act on fact" and then I found out he was a big church dude. So much for that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2023, 12:18:34 AM
Yeah, there was a Christian guy who I swear came up with the concept of negging in that film.  Weird that the thing he wants her to have faith in is the schematics for an alien transport ball found in a radio burst.  Kinda seems like that's the sort of thing those kind of people don't like at all.

Also, there was one super religious guy who did a suicide attack on the launch site, sooo I dunno what the message is supposed to be about faith, but imo the recurring theme seems to be that faith is an unbalanced approach to new things - either unwarranted confidence or unwarranted hostility.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 16, 2023, 03:47:29 AM
The character in Contact isn't a scientist, he is not a priest either. (E: I think the character is also a point against organized religion. ) I don't remember if some sort of an education was mentioned -I guess so, I've seen that movie dozens of times- but education alone doesn't make anyone a scientist anyway. Theology? I agree that he is an annoying figure, but I think he is a necessary annoyance. First of all, he is there to balance the murderous religious fanatics -like the man who sabotages the first attempt- and the unethical scientist who worked to undermine, undervalue Arroway's research, and then try to hijack it when she gets lucky. It's the natural background to remind what kind of a world we live in. Actually, even an optimistic one, come to think of it.

As I've said before about this, I never took the concept of 'belief' in the movie as faith in religion or scripture. I honestly don't see any indication of it as message. Just a representation of the human culture. The believer character himself believes in science and scientific knowledge. He believes in a creator, but he is expressing his approach from a point of human relations, can human handle this. 'Are we happier because of it?'. While this doesn't mean anything to people like us -other than annoyance that is- the character is right about how the people sees it.Also it makes the movie watchable to a big audience.     

Also, I like that characters are not painted black and white. Because people are not. Even the asshole scientist is right when saying 'science needs to be practical' if we consider the kind of research they make is very high bar, expensive...time consuming. People need to share telescope time, lab time... but then it is just one side. The character is a villain and so the idea of putting a stop to certain research or operations because it is just for science.(For example, space missions...etc. when putting ridiculous amount of money for national security.) In the general context, doesn't matter how incredibly low the odds are receiving en extraterrestrial message, somebody should be 'listening' anyway.

And Sagan is exactly the kind of man, who would go to that kind of messy lengths to provoke skepticism, which I believe all his purpose was in life, including the movie. He knows better about the odds concerning the SETI. The very reason he has endorsed and supported is that because I think he thought, it's the best way to get the skeptic virus into the children and young people, get them excited and curious about science. I agree with him. And if you get that in young people, nothing's gonna defile that. (Astronomy, cosmology, paleo-zoology...)

If you look at the movie, it includes every bullshit scientific research endures. Sure, the whole thing is very fast and epic in the movie, but then it's a kind of scientific theme that doesn't need slow paradigm change that could take decades or even a century. You can't tell the discovery of Higgs boson like that with a bang -no pun intended- and giving all that to the audience, promoting values this movie does. (Dan Brown does it, and it becomes a Vatican freaks story, and makes people think art history is more than shapes and forms with some meaning beyond them...yikes.)

Apparently, the book is very different, I haven't read it, but the movie seems to me designed that way purposefully. Esp. now at this age, I think they knew what they were doing.

About a scientist having faith in scriptures, the father of The Big Bang theory, Lemaitre comes to mind. He is a real Catholic priest. He didn't imagine it -I mean of course he did- he calculated it. He offered an equation. Actually, he also has calculated the Hubble constant a few years before Hubble. He was dismissed by everyone, famously personally by Einstein, and even after Einstein again personally agreed with him and said 'his conscious wasn't right' people continued to dismiss him. According to what current mainstream science offers us, he was the only one in the right track at the time. A catholic priest. That's not a plus in religion, it is plus in science's chart, lol. Because doesn't matter what you believe, you can't beat science and how it works. Fortunately, it is not a Boltzmann kind of story, but it's how it goes. Lemaitre died before seeing his ideas being proved and becoming a profound impact on scientific development. 

And about that, just a very short time ago, the questions of Cosmology humanity treated as knowledge today was a fairy tale and the only thing besides there was 'religious inquiry'. I doubt people even knew how to ask them without some 'divine feeling' interrupted their brains.

The world has changed so much in a very short time of period, it is incredible. Fuck religion, it is not even in the odds, but how did humans do with science's gifts to them? Guys, we have just lived through a world pandemic, we are still in it, and in the end the human reaction overall wasn't different than the pandemics of 500 and 300 years ago. We actually have the historical research to prove this. 

Personally, I find the James Woods character -the gov man- the most annoying by far. These projects shouldn't be militarized at all.  (He is in just for a few minute overall and he is brilliant too. If you consider that he is an atheist with a very high iq and far-right in real life, he is another contrasting character in meta sense, lol.) And then there is Rob Lowe's character. I could slap a guy like that till he faints.



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Post by: PopeyesPappy on May 16, 2023, 07:23:23 AM
Quote from: Cassia on May 15, 2023, 09:40:45 PMIt's been years...but I recall there was a "Christian" scientist guy that just totally killed the flick for me. I still don't understand how a scientist can have faith in the scriptures. Compartmentalize much? I remember an engineer who had a mantra "act on fact" and then I found out he was a big church dude. So much for that.

It wasn't the character. It was the actor. Matthew McConaughey is an asshole.
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Post by: Cassia on May 16, 2023, 08:05:45 AM
QuoteThe world has changed so much in a very short time of period, it is incredible. Fuck religion, it is not even in the odds, but how did humans do with science's gifts to them? Guys, we have just lived through a world pandemic, we are still in it, and in the end the human reaction overall wasn't different than the pandemics of 500 and 300 years ago. We actually have the historical research to prove this.[/i]
The big anti-vax wave really took me by surprise. The death-bed pleading to finally receive the vaccine (way too late) was a too common, heartbreaking scenario. A very intelligent religious friend of mine routinely says things that has my brain squirming. He can't seem to grasp the difference between random coincidence and statistically proven cause and effect. However, a scientist must have a handle on that. Yet many of them have brick boundaries where rationality cannot enter. And people often automatically equate wonder with the supernatural. This will always infuriate me.

Movie makers, authors, and politicians go there so often just to "elevate" their fiction. When I detect a tiny hint of that BS, I recoil no matter how good the story is, LOL. I react so fast that maybe I miscomprehend the main point. It is that same feeling when I was young, fearing god, kneeling and doubting in a church pew. It is even worse because now you are bringing gods into the realm of science. It is personal because I lost friends and family simply for what I don't believe.

One thing about superheroes is that they are godlike. More like Greek gods. They don't bother me much because we know it is pure fiction, unlike sci-fi which often endeavors to merge plausible reality with fantasy.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 16, 2023, 08:27:52 AM
Quote from: Cassia on May 15, 2023, 09:40:45 PMIt's been years...but I recall there was a "Christian" scientist guy that just totally killed the flick for me. I still don't understand how a scientist can have faith in the scriptures. Compartmentalize much? I remember an engineer who had a mantra "act on fact" and then I found out he was a big church dude. So much for that.
Matt was there to give the religious viewpoint. She isn't seduced by that.
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Post by: Cassia on May 16, 2023, 08:46:45 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 16, 2023, 08:27:52 AMMatt was there to give the religious viewpoint. She isn't seduced by that.
My point is: I don't want the religious viewpoint. It was a let-down. That's all we get, day in and day out. From child indoctrination to 24-hour TV/radio/internet channels to sidewalk preachers, coworkers, a church on every other street, a bible in every hotel room, every 5 minutes an "OMG" or a "god willing", billboards, invocation prayers before secular governmental business and every coin telling me "In God We Trust". It is like pure non-belief just scares the living fuck out of everyone.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 16, 2023, 11:20:50 AM
Quote from: Cassia on May 16, 2023, 08:46:45 AMMy point is: I don't want the religious viewpoint. It was a let-down. That's all we get, day in and day out. From child indoctrination to 24-hour TV/radio/internet channels to sidewalk preachers, coworkers, a church on every other street, a bible in every hotel room, every 5 minutes an "OMG" or a "god willing", billboards, invocation prayers before secular governmental business and every coin telling me "In God We Trust". It is like pure non-belief just scares the living fuck out of everyone.
And your point is YOUR point. I'm a life-long atheist and liked that the religious were included, like that albino dude, and ultimately shown to be incorrect. Carl knew this would be required.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 16, 2023, 03:32:18 PM
In the movie this character (Palmer Joss) is in the committee full of people from every field whose job is to choose someone to represent people from earth. The planet where the overwhelming majority of the population believes in a supreme being. Palmer Joss doesn't vote for Arroway and asks her openly if she believes in god, which ultimately prevents her from being chosen, thinking she is not the person in this case. Which she isn't. He is honest about the job he is given, like Arroway which is important about what they are telling, they both are unlike Drumlin the piece of shit playing to the politics to get on the mission.

But after the first attempt has gone the drain with the bombing and loss of life, the theologian realizes that the reason he didn't vote for Arroway was a good legitimate reason, but not true in his case. The real reason is he just doesn't want her to go because she is not likely to come back alive from that kind of a mission. He is in love with her. That's it. And he apologizes profusely before she leaves.



 
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Post by: aitm on May 16, 2023, 04:10:17 PM
More funny pictures! Less jibber jabber! 🫣
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 16, 2023, 04:11:10 PM
Quote from: Cassia on May 16, 2023, 08:46:45 AMMy point is: I don't want the religious viewpoint. It was a let-down. That's all we get, day in and day out. From child indoctrination to 24-hour TV/radio/internet channels to sidewalk preachers, coworkers, a church on every other street, a bible in every hotel room, every 5 minutes an "OMG" or a "god willing", billboards, invocation prayers before secular governmental business and every coin telling me "In God We Trust". It is like pure non-belief just scares the living fuck out of everyone.

OK. First of all, you don't represent the majority. This is not an obscure, low budget indie sci-fi for  a fandom. This kind of movie is made for the general audience. Secondly, what kind of a realistic conflict/relief you expect them to build without that character? Where do you get the religious message in the movie?

You just want them to impose a certain point? So the movie should have preached a certain thing instead of giving the choices; provide a comparison and pointing out the rational one? Because it does point out the rational one. It's very obvious what's right or correct or wrong in the movie. And from multiple points. When we watch the movie, we the audience is the only side that knows what really happens, who is right and correct or wrong from the beginning till the end. 

Do you really think Sagan would agree to do something along the lines you wanted? The whole point is to inspire people to question things for themselves, not preaching them as religion does. Nobody can teach that to a person. They got to go there themselves.

World is not divided between religious suicide bombers and Arroways. They are both minorities. Very little ones. Most people are good, ordinary, and they just want to live their lives away from conflict. They do not desire to interrupt great scientific endeavours with violence to give some religious message. Most religious people are like Palmer Joss. 

By the way, there are various critical points in that movie, you couldn't find in the 21st century sci-fis.

I don't see the let down. I don't get where is the religious message in the movie other than if that's ever to happen in reality, the committee would include a dozen, unethical Palmer Josses and fucking Drumlins. So the movie has a good, complicated, realistic plot -if somewhat optimistic- but realistic because it is messy. We are messy. Everything about the theme the movie takes on is very messy. (Even the casting of the theologian is on point if you ask me.)

I'm curious though. What is so familiar to you about the belief/religion part represented in that movie?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 16, 2023, 04:48:36 PM
OR we could complain about the rain in Spain failing to fall on the plain.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 16, 2023, 07:56:51 PM


For real, it is fantastic vantage point.  I don't know if it's just the time of day or what, but like half the amazing sunsets I've seen are when I'm ankle deep in last day's rainwater (at least, I hope that's rain) and I suddenly had to dodge an unexpectedly backing-up PT Cruiser like it's an irl quicktime event.
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Post by: Cassia on May 16, 2023, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 16, 2023, 04:11:10 PMOK. First of all, you don't represent the majority. This is not an obscure, low budget indie sci-fi for  a fandom. This kind of movie is made for the general audience. Secondly, what kind of a realistic conflict/relief you expect them to build without that character? Where do you get the religious message in the movie?

You just want them to impose a certain point? So the movie should have preached a certain thing instead of giving the choices; provide a comparison and pointing out the rational one? Because it does point out the rational one. It's very obvious what's right or correct or wrong in the movie. And from multiple points. When we watch the movie, we the audience is the only side that knows what really happens, who is right and correct or wrong from the beginning till the end. 

Do you really think Sagan would agree to do something along the lines you wanted? The whole point is to inspire people to question things for themselves, not preaching them as religion does. Nobody can teach that to a person. They got to go there themselves.

World is not divided between religious suicide bombers and Arroways. They are both minorities. Very little ones. Most people are good, ordinary, and they just want to live their lives away from conflict. They do not desire to interrupt great scientific endeavours with violence to give some religious message. Most religious people are like Palmer Joss. 

By the way, there are various critical points in that movie, you couldn't find in the 21st century sci-fis.

I don't see the let down. I don't get where is the religious message in the movie other than if that's ever to happen in reality, the committee would include a dozen, unethical Palmer Josses and fucking Drumlins. So the movie has a good, complicated, realistic plot -if somewhat optimistic- but realistic because it is messy. We are messy. Everything about the theme the movie takes on is very messy. (Even the casting of the theologian is on point if you ask me.)

I'm curious though. What is so familiar to you about the belief/religion part represented in that movie?

I have never represented any majority, LOL. My problem with this story is very simple. I don't believe that (any) religion and science can intellectually coexist. A theme of this movie is that they can. I think this is dishonest. I don't need to apologize to any believer that I consider their god, traditions, or their supposedly religious derived morality to be pure bullshit. Placating and pandering to religion pisses me off and there was too much attention paid to it, IMHO. Does religion really deserve the respect it gets? And when the one guy says something along the lines of "well we don't even know if the aliens believe in god", all I thought was "how f'in stupid".

Someone please, go ahead and show me how (any) religion including all their scriptures, beliefs, and preconceptions can honestly live together with the scientific process, methods and known facts together in one brain? I'd really like to know.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 16, 2023, 08:55:42 PM
It's easy, they lie to themselves, honestly. ;-)
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Post by: Dark Lightning on May 16, 2023, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: Cassia on May 16, 2023, 08:30:05 PMI have never represented any majority, LOL. My problem with this story is very simple. I don't believe that (any) religion and science can intellectually coexist. A theme of this movie is that they can. I think this is dishonest. I don't need to apologize to any believer that I consider their god, traditions, or their supposedly religious derived morality to be pure bullshit. Placating and pandering to religion pisses me off and there was too much attention paid to it, IMHO. Does religion really deserve the respect it gets? And when the one guy says something along the lines of "well we don't even know if the aliens believe in god", all I thought was "how f'in stupid".

Someone please, go ahead and show me how (any) religion including all their scriptures, beliefs, and preconceptions can honestly live together with the scientific process, methods and known facts together in one brain? I'd really like to know.


I've seen where people refer to science and religion as "non-overlapping magisteria", which just gives religion a bye, which I don't like.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 17, 2023, 12:13:40 AM
Quote from: aitm on May 16, 2023, 04:10:17 PMMore funny pictures! Less jibber jabber! 🫣

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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 17, 2023, 05:11:36 AM
Quote from: Cassia on May 16, 2023, 08:30:05 PMI have never represented any majority, LOL. My problem with this story is very simple. I don't believe that (any) religion and science can intellectually coexist. A theme of this movie is that they can. I think this is dishonest.

As far as I understand, you are confusing the form of expression used to point out 'these are two fundamentally different things and they don't mix' with 'see, they can co-exist' because they're put together without the audience being mollycoddled. Nobody intervenes and makes an explanation somewhere.

That expression is comparison. Comparison is the most basic way of criticism. It's actually the first step of any kind of criticism, doesn't matter how complicated it can get or be put in a higher context. It's there, that's the movie. They need to make that comparison and go through that door.   

QuoteI don't need to apologize to any believer that I consider their god, traditions, or their supposedly religious derived morality to be pure bullshit. Placating and pandering to religion pisses me off and there was too much attention paid to it, IMHO. Does religion really deserve the respect it gets? And when the one guy says something along the lines of "well we don't even know if the aliens believe in god", all I thought was "how f'in stupid".

Of course you don't need to. And the movie does the same. It just doesn't apologise to anyone. It just shows a picture and points out.

Yeah, it is fucking stupid. We all agree on that. And it is put there to show that. Furthermore, Rob Lowe's character's following lines after what you mentioned is about '...how the president will lose huge amount of votes...' if that angle is not considered. The main part of the disease.

So the movie actually is putting up a huge sign pointing out "See, something related to religion is not just stupid, it is politics, money, power. It has nothing to do with what is told in the telling. And the fucking establishment is built on this lie. Because that's what it is for. It's a fraud. It's a fucking hoax. It's about votes, money and power."

And the movie keeps repeating this by going different angles and degrees.

With Joss the sign says, "See, religion has nothing to with rationality. You cannot make rational decisions or use reason with it. Doesn't matter how good or honest you think your intentions are, you are just fooling yourself. It's fucking stupid. It's not real." 

With Drumlin the sign says, "See, you can lie, manipulate masses, people with religion the way you want. Steal everything from people. You can steal Success, development... and nobody's gonna do anything about it because it is fucking religion. Religion is a tool for corruption in every scale."

With the suicide bomber, the sign says "See, this shit goes to this length. People kill for this fucking stupid, meaningless shit. Religion kills."

There is a huge colourful banner flying on the movie reading "RELIGION IS FUCKING STUPID and IT KILLS."   

And that banner is flying opposed to some protagonist, who keeps saying 'this is fucking stupid' in different levels and terms, from the beginning through out the movie.

-She starts as a child by putting the priest in his place in her father's funeral when he says: "We are not meant to understand such things, but just accept them". She answers: "I should have kept medicine at the downstairs cabinet. I could have got to him sooner" meaning: "Go fuck yourself. It's stupid." Simple as this.   

-She doesn't give a damn about what people think of her passion, her understanding of scientific knowledge. Fights with super human tenacity. She never stops looking for funding. She sacrifices her happiness. She meets a man she likes, but she leaves his number so she wouldn't call him. That scene is out there to show something to young people. She is like a single minded machine going after what she believes.

-She is not afraid of anything, or anyone. She doesn't get manipulated. "World is what we make of it." Because it is. She is action, not talk. Every other character is just fucking talk.

-After the message is received, she calls everyone. She doesn't calculate how to get a beneficial position or make money or power from it. She speaks up to the high power people reminding that this message is for all humanity and for example, asks the armed personnel to wait outside. (Again very important point.)

-She never lies. She never manipulates. She doesn't need it. She is the only character in the movie who openly says: "I can't explain. I don't know..." when necessary. She is completely honest. Because she never gets out of the rational, scientific line of thinking. She knows otherwise, it is fucking stupid; it is empty. It's not real. 

She is the huge banner in the movie that drowns the fucking religious theme. The ideal scientist. Highly ethical and driven like mad. Her existence is a 'go fuck yourself' to any kind of religious theme. So there is a huge map pointing "This is good, follow this way" and "This is bad, don't go this way".

Without that religious theme, the movie doesn't exist. "This is fucking stupid" message doesn't exist.

That's why there is no indication of a possible co-existence of science and religion in the movie. There is an optimistic, realistic as it could be representation of the people, the human culture; the world we live in; what people think/brainwashed religion is and the contrasting reality of what it really is.   

QuoteSomeone please, go ahead and show me how (any) religion including all their scriptures, beliefs, and preconceptions can honestly live together with the scientific process, methods and known facts together in one brain? I'd really like to know.

You need to ask this to people who think this way. Nobody here has a thought along these lines, let alone defending it.

Well, you're often rational about things. But for some reason, you are being irrational about an obvious material given in this case. 

There is a universal context given here with barking notes, and that's why I'm reacting to this. Because it is reasonable to think every intelligent species; every civilisation in the universe must go through a religious phase, and hopefully get enlightened and then get above it before destroying themselves.

This is Carl Sagan's departure point. The progress of civilisations 'map' that leads to the search of extraterrestrial intelligence with the technology of radio telescopes starts with this progress. Science beating down religion. It's his crucial turning point. It's his main problem of inspiration. He knows the door is provoking a healthy skepticism. If preaching and imposition worked, religion would. It doesn't.

So the movie is designed with this concern. It's not a documentary. People who are aware of some things will go watch the documentary themselves. But that's the beauty and the power of science fiction, or any fiction when used good. You can show that door to the people, who never even imagined there could be one. But you can't go through that door for them.




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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 17, 2023, 05:22:19 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 16, 2023, 07:56:51 PMFor real, it is fantastic vantage point.  I don't know if it's just the time of day or what, but like half the amazing sunsets I've seen are when I'm ankle deep in last day's rainwater (at least, I hope that's rain) and I suddenly had to dodge an unexpectedly backing-up PT Cruiser like it's an irl quicktime event.

I agree it could be related to the time people generally get there. May be the general position of places they are built?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 17, 2023, 09:29:46 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 17, 2023, 09:49:19 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 17, 2023, 09:56:43 AM
Tbh, there's very little point in learning cursive anymore.  Few people use it even on a monthly basis except maybe to sign documents.  It's like trying to teach kids how to use typewriters or slide rules.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 17, 2023, 10:20:05 AM
I still learn/solve things much better with cursive. Probably because I'm a cursive generation. I don't even like calling it cursive. It sounds so cold and mechanic.

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Post by: the_antithesis on May 17, 2023, 10:47:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 17, 2023, 09:56:43 AMTbh, there's very little point in learning cursive anymore.  Few people use it even on a monthly basis except maybe to sign documents.  It's like trying to teach kids how to use typewriters or slide rules.
Or condoms.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 17, 2023, 10:57:08 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 17, 2023, 10:20:05 AMI still learn/solve things much better with cursive. Probably because I'm a cursive generation. I don't even like calling it cursive. It sounds so cold and mechanic.



You could call it Zaner-Bloser if you prefer.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 17, 2023, 11:37:42 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 17, 2023, 09:29:46 AM
Damned signs are always blocking the scenery! 🤣
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 17, 2023, 11:41:21 AM
It's breaking my mind
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 17, 2023, 12:16:12 PM
I printed everything when I was on active duty. Twenty years of that habit trumped my school years.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 17, 2023, 01:02:58 PM
We didn't have anything related to it in school about learning in my generation, we just wrote when it was necessary. I kept writing by myself to have fun out of school.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 17, 2023, 03:57:01 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 18, 2023, 01:59:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 17, 2023, 10:10:54 PM

I don't get this.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2023, 02:03:02 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on May 18, 2023, 01:59:01 AMI don't get this.
The ending of the movie is technically the credits, which lists those who worked on the movie.

It's a play on the ambiguity of "the ending" - normally understood as the last scene of the film, but taken literally, is the end credits.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2023, 10:07:34 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2023, 11:10:05 AM


3.  I am always 3.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 18, 2023, 11:26:39 AM
They don't show an opossum in their natural state.
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Post by: Mike Cl on May 18, 2023, 05:46:33 PM
Today, #8!  I wish today would end 6 hrs. ago!!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2023, 11:45:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 18, 2023, 11:54:21 PM


Puzzle games = MatchTetrises
First person Shooters = Doomsteins
MMOs = Evercrafts
Open World = GTrimas
Tactics games = X-Wars
Strategy games = Civilization
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 19, 2023, 01:48:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 18, 2023, 11:54:21 PM

Puzzle games = MatchTetrises
First person Shooters = Doomsteins
MMOs = Evercrafts
Open World = GTrimas
Tactics games = X-Wars
Strategy games = Civilization

Well, what else are you going to call a platformer with powerups that unlock new areas for exploration? Collecty Platty?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 19, 2023, 08:21:03 AM
Things that definitely happened, by Nick Adams (alpha male)



I wholeheartedly recommend the second-*best comment under it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/13jslof/things_that_definitely_happened_by_nick_adams/

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Post by: the_antithesis on May 19, 2023, 09:57:11 AM
It is so beta to label yourself an alpha.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2023, 11:17:49 AM
The crazy thing is that self-described "alphas" apparently forgot that it's a group dynamic, so 9 times out of 10 it's just some misogynistic loner who watches trashy wingnut online content all day and he seriously says that he's a pack leader.  Where's the pack? lol.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on May 19, 2023, 12:02:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2023, 11:17:49 AMThe crazy thing is that self-described "alphas" apparently forgot that it's a group dynamic, so 9 times out of 10 it's just some misogynistic loner who watches trashy wingnut online content all day and he seriously says that he's a pack leader.  Where's the pack? lol.

Has the earmarks of an incel.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 19, 2023, 12:43:36 PM

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 19, 2023, 01:17:34 PM


If you can navigate the sizable Cardassian/Klingon debris field, the station has some killer bargains.  Nice clandestine night life, too!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 20, 2023, 07:59:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 19, 2023, 11:17:49 AMThe crazy thing is that self-described "alphas" apparently forgot that it's a group dynamic, so 9 times out of 10 it's just some misogynistic loner who watches trashy wingnut online content all day and he seriously says that he's a pack leader.  Where's the pack? lol.

I don't even think there is that 1 in 10. Does anyone who cares about labels of that sort can assume an alpha role?

E: The same thing with the so called MGTOWs. If talking/debating about this shit is a steady part of your life, you are not going to any way, let alone your own.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2023, 12:52:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2023, 03:06:42 PM


https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/MageTheAscension

Void Engineer: *packs every conceivable weapon onto a newly built spaceship* "SPACE. IS.  HAUNTED."
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 20, 2023, 09:16:08 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 20, 2023, 10:18:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 20, 2023, 09:16:08 PM

Interesting argument. Here's my rebuttle.

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2023, 12:15:33 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 21, 2023, 01:22:40 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2023, 07:42:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 21, 2023, 02:44:24 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 21, 2023, 03:22:31 PM
I don't believe in God-zilla. 👹
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 21, 2023, 05:05:07 PM
"Oh"

"My"

"God"

"Zilla!"
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 21, 2023, 05:27:45 PM


"I feel pretty/ oh so pretty/ I feel pretty and witty and...."


...

line?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 21, 2023, 06:12:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 22, 2023, 12:54:12 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 22, 2023, 10:27:07 AM
Zeto! Who's a kitty? Who's a scawy boochur?
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 22, 2023, 11:20:16 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on May 21, 2023, 05:27:45 PM

"I feel pretty/ oh so pretty/ I feel pretty and witty and...."


...

line?

"Where's all the white women at!?"

💃
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 22, 2023, 11:26:52 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 22, 2023, 11:20:16 AM"Where's all the white women at!?"

💃

...Is that a reference? I had a customer ask that once. I thought they were just stupid.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 22, 2023, 01:23:04 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 22, 2023, 11:26:52 AM...Is that a reference? I had a customer ask that once. I thought they were just stupid.
It's from Blazing Saddles.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 22, 2023, 01:32:44 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 22, 2023, 02:52:45 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 22, 2023, 11:26:52 AM...Is that a reference? I had a customer ask that once. I thought they were just stupid.
It's just a stupid line from a movie.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2023, 01:36:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 23, 2023, 02:24:07 PM


Mmmm, god's heart soup
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 24, 2023, 12:14:35 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2023, 01:36:39 PM

Bye!
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 24, 2023, 01:13:17 AM


!siht etirw I sa emit hguorht drawkcab gnilevart m'I
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 24, 2023, 02:35:06 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 24, 2023, 01:13:17 AM!siht etirw I sa emit hguorht drawkcab gnilevart m'I

Oh noes! You went too far!

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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 24, 2023, 03:02:48 AM
No, go further! You´ll launch the asteroid into space.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 24, 2023, 09:56:29 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 24, 2023, 10:29:55 AM
City slickers when wildlife:

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Post by: the_antithesis on May 24, 2023, 10:40:42 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 23, 2023, 01:36:39 PM

Upon reflection, this sounds racist.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 24, 2023, 11:43:11 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 24, 2023, 09:56:29 AM

Of course not. Sharks smoke Marlboro.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 24, 2023, 11:52:56 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on May 24, 2023, 02:35:06 AMOh noes! You went too far!


I was hoping to meet Barbarianna, but at least I didn't see any laser raptors! 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 24, 2023, 06:15:11 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 25, 2023, 03:10:22 PM
Chinese propaganda goes hard, and is unintentionally flattering in some ways





England would be pleased by the lion characterization, as would Canada with its beaver (though moose would also be good).  Seemingly a put-down, France is particularly honored in its depiction as a rooster (https://www.diplomatie.gouv.fr/en/coming-to-france/france-facts/symbols-of-the-republic/article/the-gallic-rooster).



Fun fact: starving yourself doesn't make your army better.  I swear, these guys operate on Dune logic, lol.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on May 25, 2023, 07:34:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 25, 2023, 08:36:44 PM
"will trade for a prosthetic leg"

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Post by: Unbeliever on May 25, 2023, 09:11:28 PM
I need a prosthetic brain... 🧠
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 25, 2023, 09:23:24 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 25, 2023, 09:11:28 PMI need a prosthetic brain... 🧠
Uh, no.

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Post by: Hydra009 on May 25, 2023, 11:11:19 PM


Even tolerance has limits.
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 26, 2023, 12:53:31 AM
I thought a Danish was something to eat, a sort of pastry. 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 26, 2023, 07:22:03 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on May 26, 2023, 12:53:31 AMI thought a Danish was something to eat, a sort of pastry. 🤔
It's the national fruit of Germany.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 26, 2023, 01:11:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 27, 2023, 11:04:00 AM


Go Ninja Go Ninja Go
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 28, 2023, 09:18:45 PM


Math can be tricky...
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Post by: Unbeliever on May 28, 2023, 09:24:55 PM
Yeah, math and meth don't go well together. 🧐
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 28, 2023, 10:17:02 PM
Also, to make math problems like that easier, I peel off a 2 from the 27 to give to the 48.  So the problem is 50+25, which is easy to calculate in the head.
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 29, 2023, 12:47:18 AM
But peeling 2 from 27 leaves only 7.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2023, 07:40:15 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on May 29, 2023, 12:47:18 AMBut peeling 2 from 27 leaves only 7.
14! 2 x 7!
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Post by: aitm on May 29, 2023, 11:15:25 AM
Maths is the devils work. We should only sing songs of praise and wait till we die so we can do it forever.......egads what kina hell would that be?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2023, 11:45:56 AM
Quote from: aitm on May 29, 2023, 11:15:25 AMMaths is the devils work. We should only sing songs of praise and wait till we die so we can do it forever.......egads what kina hell would that be?
Very this! 3+3+3+3+3+3 = 666. What more message do we need?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2023, 12:41:17 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on May 29, 2023, 12:47:18 AMBut peeling 2 from 27 leaves only 7.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 29, 2023, 01:20:52 PM
At the risk of getting a ´math is hard´ thrown my way 136 out of 326 is the same as 1 out of 2, right?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2023, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on May 29, 2023, 01:20:52 PMAt the risk of getting a ´math is hard´ thrown my way 136 out of 326 is the same as 1 out of 2, right?

No, 163/326 = 1/2
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2023, 01:38:53 PM
LOL somebody does math like I do.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on May 29, 2023, 01:39:43 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2023, 01:24:28 PMNo, 163/326 = 1/2

Well derp on me, but that was the one I meant.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2023, 02:48:07 PM
It is the correct answer, but using a terrible methodology, which is arguably worse than just getting it wrong.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on May 29, 2023, 02:49:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 29, 2023, 02:48:07 PMIt is the correct answer, but using a terrible methodology, which arguably worse than just getting it wrong.

Right, but for the wrong reason.
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Post by: Blackleaf on May 29, 2023, 05:13:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 29, 2023, 08:52:53 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2023, 08:55:23 PM
"When you're about to get your butt kicked and your big friend shows up out of nowhere."


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 29, 2023, 08:56:15 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 29, 2023, 08:52:53 PM
And the Gestapo guy would be creepy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 30, 2023, 10:53:21 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 31, 2023, 06:56:28 AM
Where?
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Post by: Hydra009 on May 31, 2023, 06:36:13 PM


Math equations, slogans, same thing!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on May 31, 2023, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 31, 2023, 06:36:13 PM

Math equations, slogans, same thing!

This is so good...
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Post by: Cassia on May 31, 2023, 07:32:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on May 31, 2023, 06:36:13 PM

Math equations, slogans, same thing!
Maybe we should divide by AI for now.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on May 31, 2023, 08:00:17 PM
I think the answer is "42".
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Post by: the_antithesis on May 31, 2023, 11:39:31 PM
Didja get that answer from Deep Fart?
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 01, 2023, 08:52:37 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on May 31, 2023, 08:00:17 PMI think the answer is "42".
Then that would be Jackie Robinson!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2023, 09:25:29 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on June 01, 2023, 11:14:38 PM


Imba, plz nerf
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 02, 2023, 07:42:03 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on June 01, 2023, 08:52:37 AMThen that would be Jackie Robinson!

Oh.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 02, 2023, 10:42:30 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 02, 2023, 11:07:30 AM
Yeah I looked it up reading Mike's post. Cool.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 02, 2023, 02:55:58 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 02, 2023, 03:18:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 02, 2023, 03:55:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 02, 2023, 05:27:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 02, 2023, 06:03:42 PM
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Post by: Cassia on June 02, 2023, 07:50:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 02, 2023, 06:03:42 PM
What's an album cover?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 02, 2023, 09:00:14 PM
Quote from: Cassia on June 02, 2023, 07:50:19 PMWhat's an album cover?

😄 You kids!
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Post by: Mike Cl on June 02, 2023, 09:41:31 PM
Quote from: Cassia on June 02, 2023, 07:50:19 PMWhat's an album cover?
It's the fabric one wraps an album full of pictures with. 
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 02, 2023, 11:00:01 PM
Roman Catholic Church has lsunched an inquiry...


https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/13yt9km/the_roman_catholic_church_has_launched_an_inquiry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 03, 2023, 12:00:51 AM
Quote from: Cassia on June 02, 2023, 07:50:19 PMWhat's an album cover?

Anal bum covers cover your bum.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2023, 11:06:22 AM


Hmmm...what a strange car.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 03, 2023, 04:13:49 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 03, 2023, 05:22:28 PM
He is never coming up from under that one, is he?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2023, 06:19:48 PM
Probing questions?
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 03, 2023, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2023, 06:19:48 PMProbing questions?

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 03, 2023, 08:21:52 PM
No idea.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2023, 09:03:34 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2023, 09:11:15 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 02, 2023, 11:00:01 PMRoman Catholic Church has lsunched an inquiry...


https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/13yt9km/the_roman_catholic_church_has_launched_an_inquiry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


It's all about priorities.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2023, 11:20:15 AM


You mostly just join a guild (mandatory) which is already part of a coalition which might be part of a super-coalition, then do lots and lots of crafting.

If you're super lucky, you might do some exploration or research that might lead to some tech tree unlocks, but mostly, just crafting.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2023, 04:37:19 PM


(increases the pitch and speed by about 20%)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 04, 2023, 05:51:28 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2023, 01:54:24 PM


"Bike paths are dystopian" - knucklehead who experiences gridlock on a 6-lane stroad
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2023, 04:50:55 PM


I feel like the Captain would go for the crunchberries, so he's more vicious than he appears.

Also, I imagine that the Quaker guy has a high-pain tolerance and would no-sell half the punches coming his way.  So that fight might be tricky.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 05, 2023, 06:49:06 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 05, 2023, 09:22:19 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 05, 2023, 04:50:55 PM

I feel like the Captain would go for the crunchberries, so he's more vicious than he appears.

Also, I imagine that the Quaker guy has a high-pain tolerance and would no-sell half the punches coming his way.  So that fight might be tricky.
That Hamburger Helper hand doesn't have an ass to kick... 👋
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 05, 2023, 09:52:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 05, 2023, 09:22:19 PMThat Hamburger Helper hand doesn't have an ass to kick... 👋
Get a grip!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 06, 2023, 04:29:57 AM
What is a 15 minute city?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2023, 06:21:07 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 06, 2023, 04:29:57 AMWhat is a 15 minute city?
An experimental city where you can reach any point with fifteen minutes or less walking time. (As I understand it.)
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Post by: Cassia on June 06, 2023, 07:49:28 AM
These guys, LOL!
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 06, 2023, 02:17:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2023, 06:21:07 AMAn experimental city where you can reach any point with fifteen minutes or less walking time. (As I understand it.)

I would love to live in one of those. I literally can't walk anywhere outside of my own neighborhood. We don't even have biking lanes, and with how people drive around here, I wouldn't trust them not to run me over.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 06, 2023, 06:39:53 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 06, 2023, 04:29:57 AMWhat is a 15 minute city?
A quadpolis?  Has a nice ring to it, I think.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 06, 2023, 08:16:08 PM
A nice ring to rule them all! 🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2023, 09:32:10 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 06, 2023, 08:16:08 PMA nice ring to rule them all! 🤣
One ring to bind them?
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 07, 2023, 12:30:57 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 07, 2023, 01:25:47 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 06, 2023, 06:21:07 AMAn experimental city where you can reach any point with fifteen minutes or less walking time. (As I understand it.)

That's Salzburg, lol.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 07, 2023, 04:37:36 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 07, 2023, 04:38:01 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2023, 09:21:11 AM


* Fortify Attack 20pts for 90 seconds
* Fortify Agility 5pts for 90 seconds
* Damage Endurance 50pts
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 07, 2023, 10:39:31 AM
+50 piss
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2023, 03:00:44 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2023, 05:17:26 PM
Today in upstate New York:



"Yall need anything from the Harris Teeter?" (note: my knowledge of New York is limited to Newsies, Ghostbusters, The Warriors, and Joker)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 07, 2023, 10:58:00 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 08, 2023, 12:21:49 AM
Smoke is also anti-microbial.

Wouldn't it be funny if all we had to do to stop covid was burn Canada?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 08, 2023, 02:47:17 AM
It's pretty cool over here, guys. It's 8th of June here and it's like April. It rained and rained, a week before it was cold for this region, and now it is 'too cool'. It's a pretty bad shift, but I am happy because it rained and I'm hoping we won't get the usual crazy hot weather fires this year. :)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 08, 2023, 07:24:05 AM
Thanks, Canucks, for soaking up all that polar breeze.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 08, 2023, 09:52:45 AM


That left image is a box of lunchables, basically the worst quality cheese and crackers that you can possibly buy.

Some of the reviews are legitimately pretty funny (https://www.insider.com/even-the-chinese-internet-is-dunking-on-white-people-food-2023-6).  But I have to say that these are at best light snacks - not many people eat two boiled eggs and a slice of tomato and call that a meal.  A more typical ovenless meal would be a ham & cheese sandwich, a yogurt, and a banana.  Not exactly gourmet cuisine, but it's cheap and easy and relatively healthy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 08, 2023, 11:55:42 AM






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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 08, 2023, 02:39:34 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 08, 2023, 09:52:45 AM

That left image is a box of lunchables, basically the worst quality cheese and crackers that you can possibly buy.

Some of the reviews are legitimately pretty funny (https://www.insider.com/even-the-chinese-internet-is-dunking-on-white-people-food-2023-6).  But I have to say that these are at best light snacks - not many people eat two boiled eggs and a slice of tomato and call that a meal.  A more typical ovenless meal would be a ham & cheese sandwich, a yogurt, and a banana.  Not exactly gourmet cuisine, but it's cheap and easy and relatively healthy.

I had a hardboiled egg in my lunch a few months back. My Boss thought it was really funny when I produced it during a meeting and ate it, because I had worked through lunchbreak.
Was weird.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 08, 2023, 11:44:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 09, 2023, 07:18:06 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 09, 2023, 01:34:07 PM


Ate the onion
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Post by: Shiranu on June 09, 2023, 01:52:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 07, 2023, 05:17:26 PMToday in upstate New York:



"Yall need anything from the Harris Teeter?" (note: my knowledge of New York is limited to Newsies, Ghostbusters, The Warriors, and Joker)

Not sure if New York or Metro 2033...

(also, really wishing I had bought one of the old-school Soviet GP-5 gas masks nowadays...)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 09, 2023, 04:12:08 PM


Yall remember when celebrities were famous for longer than the time it takes an avocado to ripen?
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 09, 2023, 04:37:07 PM
Yeah, that's why I don't pay any attention to celebrity news. 🙈🙉🙊
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 09, 2023, 08:12:40 PM
I don't pay attention to celebrity news because I don't give a fuck. They're people, not gods. Why the hell should I care if Actor A is divorcing Actress B? I don't know them. Why are we getting all up in their personal business anyway? Why does anyone feel the need to know this shit?
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Post by: Shiranu on June 09, 2023, 08:13:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 09, 2023, 04:12:08 PM

Yall remember when celebrities were famous for longer than the time it takes an avocado to ripen?

Literally the only thing I understood in that was "rizzed up", and even without context... that doesn't sound like it was used correctly.

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Post by: Shiranu on June 09, 2023, 08:14:40 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 09, 2023, 08:12:40 PMI don't pay attention to celebrity news because I don't give a fuck. They're people, not gods. Why the hell should I care if Actor A is divorcing Actress B? I don't know them. Why are we getting all up in their personal business anyway? Why does anyone feel the need to know this shit?

I know, I know, but... America really should be more like France.*

*In regards to France's strict laws about paparazzi and tabloids getting into private citizen's lives.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 10, 2023, 02:14:40 AM
Et alors?
-François Mitterand
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 10, 2023, 11:17:59 AM






Juste un idée.  J'essaie de semer des graines.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2023, 03:15:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2023, 06:17:09 PM


6) Consistancy
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2023, 06:33:31 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 11, 2023, 06:35:40 PM
I want to put a teflon bullet through the brain of whoever came up with 5S.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 11, 2023, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 11, 2023, 06:17:09 PM

6) Consistancy
Potlach.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 12, 2023, 08:19:34 AM
New airline feature: contested seating!

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Post by: Unbeliever on June 12, 2023, 10:43:54 AM
Rhonda might be small, but she looks tough as nails! 🫣
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 12, 2023, 03:48:47 PM


Time Magazine, ladies and germs.  Couldn't even be bothered to google it before tweeting.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 13, 2023, 02:50:29 AM


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Post by: the_antithesis on June 13, 2023, 02:54:37 AM
Oh, ick poo.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 13, 2023, 12:26:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 13, 2023, 02:10:37 PM


"Oh, egads!  My quantum processor is ruined!  But what if I were to purchase a motherboard and disguise it as my own invention? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour."
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 13, 2023, 07:53:46 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 13, 2023, 08:59:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 13, 2023, 07:53:46 PM

I don't generally even touch raw fish. YTMV.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 13, 2023, 10:34:27 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on June 13, 2023, 08:59:16 PMI don't generally even touch raw fish. YTMV.
Sashimi is raw fish.  Sushi isn't necessarily raw fish.

Generally speaking in the US, sushi is generally safe to eat. (https://www.livescience.com/32163-is-sushi-safe-to-eat.html)  The main problem is actually the rice reaching room temperature when it sits around for too long, cultivating bacteria.  Generally speaking, cold sushi (or fried sushi) is no problem for people with unimpaired immune systems.

Personally, I love sushi.  I don't think there's an adequate way to explain it other than "meat candy" - the flavor combinations are truly mouth-watering.  A light and juicy treat.  It's unfortunate that it also has to be a rare treat due to mercury and overfishing issues.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 13, 2023, 11:42:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 13, 2023, 02:10:37 PM

"Oh, egads!  My quantum processor is ruined!  But what if I were to purchase a motherboard and disguise it as my own invention? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour."

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 14, 2023, 03:15:04 PM


Truly dystopian.  Just like 1984.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 14, 2023, 03:21:45 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on June 14, 2023, 08:24:15 PM
I could possibly see it being an AI-enhanced pre-recorded vocal take rather than an AI-generated voice - if that's the case, my bigotry towards AI aside that's actually ethically pretty zero; it's no different than mixing, enhancing and mastering a voice.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 14, 2023, 08:33:53 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 14, 2023, 08:24:15 PMI could possibly see it being an AI-enhanced pre-recorded vocal take rather than an AI-generated voice - if that's the case, my bigotry towards AI aside that's actually ethically pretty zero; it's no different than mixing, enhancing and mastering a voice.
Dead-o-tuning?
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Post by: Shiranu on June 14, 2023, 10:44:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 14, 2023, 08:33:53 PMDead-o-tuning?
All things considered, probably the least disrespectful thing they could do.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 15, 2023, 06:17:32 AM
Hippie* band makes it big, ascends to god-like status. Pop culture at its best.

*Forgot the correct buzz word. Been 60 years since I listened to them on the school bus.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 15, 2023, 12:29:54 PM
So, no AI assisted George? See how you are, Sir Paul.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2023, 02:11:04 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 15, 2023, 02:15:43 PM
The B and the L fell leaving "OW". :-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2023, 03:31:51 PM


So close...
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 15, 2023, 05:57:17 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 16, 2023, 11:05:34 AM
If only the Marbles from Pink Flamingos posed like that.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 16, 2023, 12:48:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 16, 2023, 10:49:25 AM




As a kid I had such a crush on jessie.
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 16, 2023, 01:21:08 PM
Are those mug shots? 🤔
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 16, 2023, 01:30:03 PM
Can I get them on a mug?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2023, 03:43:17 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 16, 2023, 01:21:08 PMAre those mug shots? 🤔
Yes.  It's a reference to the Barbie movie, where Barbie is visibly distraught at being in policy custody, but Ken looks like he's having a blast.

Dipper and Twilight are similarly the serious, responsible ones and their counterparts, Mabel and Pinkie Pie, are fun-loving little agents of chaos.

Personally, Jessie and James could go either way.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2023, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 16, 2023, 12:48:26 PMAs a kid I had such a crush on jessie.
Same.

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Post by: the_antithesis on June 16, 2023, 11:52:43 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 16, 2023, 03:43:17 PMYes.  It's a reference to the Barbie movie, where Barbie is visibly distraught at being in policy custody, but Ken looks like he's having a blast.

A reference to WhAt?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 16, 2023, 11:55:40 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on June 16, 2023, 11:52:43 PMA reference to WhAt?
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 17, 2023, 12:01:24 AM
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/adb1c026-6f9f-4149-8905-06bbdb0b1ea0
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 17, 2023, 02:56:33 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 16, 2023, 11:55:40 PM

We were wrong.
So very wrong.

Hell exists.

And we´ve been digging our way there, as a species.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 17, 2023, 04:36:21 AM
Don't toy with the poor girl.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 17, 2023, 05:32:44 AM
♫Barbie and Ken's
Relations were a failure,
Because neither one
Had any genitalia.♫
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2023, 09:27:45 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 17, 2023, 02:56:33 AMWe were wrong.
So very wrong.

Hell exists.

And we´ve been digging our way there, as a species.
I mean, the Emoji movie exists, so that ship has already sailed.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 17, 2023, 10:27:55 AM
Point taken.
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Post by: Cassia on June 17, 2023, 11:18:29 AM
Seems they sometimes forget to hire that person whose job it is to decide, "that's a really stoopid idea for a movie"?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2023, 12:00:24 PM
Quote from: Cassia on June 17, 2023, 11:18:29 AMSeems they sometimes forget to hire that person whose job it is to decide, "that's a really stoopid idea for a movie"?
I'd do it for cheap, too.  Instead, they hire the guy who calculates costs and revenue.  ><
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 17, 2023, 12:34:15 PM
Weirdly, I looked at the Freaky Friday movies. They remade it twice. Didja know that? In the original, they just wished to swap bodies and it just happened. No real explanation because that shit doesn't matter. The real point is to watch the mother and daughter come to understand one another better. Then they made a TV movie where there were magic necklaces, because we needed an explanation for why this dumb shit on the poster happened. Then there was the 90's movie which had magic fortune cookies, which is just fucking racist. Ancient Chinese secret, my left nut. Just a downward slide in quality and craftsmanship.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 17, 2023, 12:59:12 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2023, 05:48:23 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on June 17, 2023, 12:34:15 PMWeirdly, I looked at the Freaky Friday movies. They remade it twice. Didja know that? In the original, they just wished to swap bodies and it just happened. No real explanation because that shit doesn't matter. The real point is to watch the mother and daughter come to understand one another better. Then they made a TV movie where there were magic necklaces, because we needed an explanation for why this dumb shit on the poster happened. Then there was the 90's movie which had magic fortune cookies, which is just fucking racist. Ancient Chinese secret, my left nut. Just a downward slide in quality and craftsmanship.
Personally, I prefer the utter lack of explanation.  You wake up one day in a totally different body.  Total mindfreak.  Plus, if you don't know how it happened, you have zero control over it, so you can focus on the weirdness of it all and the relationship more.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2023, 08:42:18 PM
Me when someone says that onions are disgusting:

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2023, 09:00:42 PM


lol, I just went to that page and it's pretty wild.  "Find a target" 👀
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 17, 2023, 09:12:43 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 18, 2023, 04:17:34 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on June 18, 2023, 04:17:46 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 18, 2023, 11:18:47 AM
The ring is a plot coupon that they had to put in a volcano to redeem to receive the ending from the author.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2023, 11:33:05 AM
And they WOKE the wraiths.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 18, 2023, 12:38:47 PM
Is that why they have purple hair?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2023, 12:47:28 PM
I think that's from eating furry cheese.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2023, 01:32:41 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on June 18, 2023, 04:17:46 AM
And while Frodo is trying to dump Satan's mood ring into Mount Edna, he finds a tweeker who put an RF tracker on it and won't go away.  So they let him tag along, but while they were camping one night, he got the munchies and ate all the pita bread and blamed it on Sam, who was already insecure about his weight.

Also, something about the undead army being hourly workers.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2023, 04:50:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2023, 08:28:31 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 18, 2023, 09:07:53 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 18, 2023, 09:52:28 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 18, 2023, 04:50:34 PM






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Post by: Cassia on June 18, 2023, 10:01:41 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 18, 2023, 09:07:53 PM
Maybe it was this show that commenced leading our nation down the conspiracy path.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 18, 2023, 10:12:46 PM
What's it like, having a father?
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 18, 2023, 10:39:39 PM
It's constant worry. My dad is starting to act like the first Doctor Who during the Three Doctors serial.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 19, 2023, 10:52:53 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 19, 2023, 12:00:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 19, 2023, 10:52:53 AM

I'm already prepared. I gave up years ago.
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Post by: Cassia on June 19, 2023, 12:59:40 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 19, 2023, 01:10:37 PM
I'll never give up, but I will get down! 😎🖖
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 19, 2023, 01:41:19 PM
I had ten days of "Give up already" once. Didn't. Won't.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 19, 2023, 04:33:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2023, 12:21:16 AM


Currently doing level 1 missions with max level gear.  The system adjusts you so that your base stats are sort of like a level 1, but then you add all your gear bonuses...
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 20, 2023, 01:13:53 AM
I like more hands-on puzzles. Right now I'm struggling with something called Meffert's Gear Ball, and it's proving to be a real bitch! 😱
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 20, 2023, 01:21:01 AM
Pogo.com
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2023, 08:27:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 20, 2023, 09:08:18 PM
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Post by: Shiranu on June 21, 2023, 01:00:26 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 20, 2023, 09:08:18 PM

"We will send as many rescue missions as it takes; all our crews know the gravity of the situation and have spent at least 30 minutes in the Subnautica sims - they are ready for anything they find down there.", Vice-Admiral of the United States Coast Guard, 4th Division Rescue Fleet, Donovan "Big-Lungs" Crewe told interviewers.

"If we have to, we will consider supplementing their diving crews with land-lords, influencers and crypto-bros. We will not rest until the mission is successful.", he added.

As we were leaving, we tried to get an interview with some of the crew - the Vice Admiral informed us that they were in some very important pre-briefing and could not risk any distractions.

No billionaire has reached out to PBS, despite our multiple attempts to schedule meetings.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2023, 01:59:33 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 21, 2023, 06:08:04 AM
In what universe?
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2023, 09:02:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2023, 09:35:26 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2023, 09:39:43 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on June 21, 2023, 01:00:26 AM"If we have to, we will consider supplementing their diving crews with land-lords, influencers and crypto-bros. We will not rest until the mission is successful.", he added.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 21, 2023, 09:53:48 AM
Barbecue sauce, you dumb fish.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 21, 2023, 09:58:19 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on June 21, 2023, 09:53:48 AMBarbecue sauce, you dumb fish.
Sriracha.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 21, 2023, 09:58:55 AM
Bless you.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2023, 10:17:53 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on June 21, 2023, 09:58:55 AMBless you.
I just sneezed like 20 times in a row, so thanks.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 21, 2023, 11:13:04 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on June 21, 2023, 09:58:55 AMBless you.
Blesh mew.
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 21, 2023, 11:16:54 AM
Mew Two

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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2023, 12:43:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 21, 2023, 02:42:12 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 21, 2023, 07:11:24 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on June 21, 2023, 11:13:04 AMBlesh mew.
gesundheit! 💦
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 22, 2023, 11:01:40 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on June 22, 2023, 11:42:22 AM
No, no, no! That's not sushi. Those are cannoli.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 22, 2023, 10:51:34 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on June 23, 2023, 12:42:35 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on June 22, 2023, 11:42:22 AMNo, no, no! That's not sushi. Those are cannoli.

I can oli. Can you?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 23, 2023, 04:26:01 AM
Slick!
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 23, 2023, 09:39:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 24, 2023, 01:17:00 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 24, 2023, 12:28:09 PM
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Post by: Cassia on June 26, 2023, 09:48:44 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 26, 2023, 11:08:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 27, 2023, 08:02:28 PM
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Post by: Cassia on June 27, 2023, 09:34:57 PM
The sub CEO said something about not wanting 50-year-old white guys on his development team. They don't think "out of the box". I'm sorry, but as an engineer who had product safety concerns, I wanted every experienced and qualified engineer regardless of color, sex, age or anything else to review my work.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2023, 12:37:23 PM




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Post by: the_antithesis on June 28, 2023, 12:53:03 PM
The fake ad kind of ruins things.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2023, 02:48:23 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on June 28, 2023, 12:53:03 PMThe fake ad kind of ruins things.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2023, 05:42:22 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on June 28, 2023, 06:42:10 PM
Since Jesus was Jewish he likely would have passed on the bacon... 🐷
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on June 28, 2023, 07:21:48 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 28, 2023, 06:42:10 PMSince Jesus was Jewish he likely would have passed on the bacon... 🐷
Not in a Spiderman comic.
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Post by: Shiranu on June 28, 2023, 07:53:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on June 28, 2023, 05:42:22 PM

Nordic Jesus saves.
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 28, 2023, 08:35:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on June 30, 2023, 09:38:17 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on June 30, 2023, 11:08:53 PM
😄 Complete parody detected, totally the Onion! The engine was an inline 6, not a V-6. Gyromatic was never a name for a real transmission, ever.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 01, 2023, 01:58:03 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on July 02, 2023, 12:52:05 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 02, 2023, 04:05:05 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 28, 2023, 06:42:10 PMSince Jesus was Jewish he likely would have passed on the bacon... 🐷

Maybe he has risen because of the pork ban...
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 02, 2023, 07:01:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 02, 2023, 10:55:59 PM



Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!  Only spends 600 seconds awake a day, then off to bed!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 03, 2023, 11:24:29 AM




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Post by: Blackleaf on July 03, 2023, 03:35:22 PM
Yeah, no. Scientifically accurate dinosaurs can be just as scary as the fake ones Hollywood insists on using.






I also like listening to recreations of what the dinosaurs are thought to have sounded like. They didn't roar. But then again, modern predators don't roar at their prey either. It's much scarier when they're silent, because that means all of their focus is on stalking you.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 03, 2023, 08:37:07 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2023, 12:07:32 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 04, 2023, 12:15:15 AM
I'm sure glad buffalo can't fly, wings or no wings... 💩
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 04, 2023, 12:55:51 AM
Margarine works better for buffalo wing sauce.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2023, 01:54:28 AM
Why would you put butter on chicken wings, it's already has its natural oil.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2023, 02:03:24 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2023, 02:12:24 AM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on July 04, 2023, 03:37:44 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2023, 02:03:24 AM

But... that number isn't divisible by 4.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 04, 2023, 01:21:34 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 04, 2023, 01:54:28 AMWhy would you put butter on chicken wings, it's already has its natural oil.

1) Butter tastes good.







...
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2023, 03:08:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 04, 2023, 09:28:23 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 05, 2023, 12:32:24 AM
Those remind me of what we used to call smartpills, that would make us smart if we ate them.

Turned out they were just rabbit turds! 🤣
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 05, 2023, 02:39:53 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on July 04, 2023, 01:21:34 PM1) Butter tastes good.







...

Yes, I know, lol. I love butter very much. I mean, it's too much, and chicken already has highly oily flavour. Also when you put butter to everything, they all taste the same. Like putting chicken broth, or melting cheese to everything.

cumin + ground red pepper, salt and little olive oil enough to cover that the chicken wings. let it marinate and airfryer it. It tastes much better.
 
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2023, 02:58:56 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 05, 2023, 02:39:53 AMYes, I know, lol. I love butter very much. I mean, it's too much, and chicken already has highly oily flavour. Also when you put butter to everything, they all taste the same. Like putting chicken broth, or melting cheese to everything.

cumin + ground red pepper, salt and little olive oil enough to cover that the chicken wings. let it marinate and airfryer it. It tastes much better.
I hear what you're saying, and that sounds delicious but buffalo wings are empirically better than any other form of wings.  It's a taste experience like no other.  It's the only thing in the world that can make crudite taste good.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2023, 08:27:19 PM
Conservative Christians in the 1980s after hearing one heavy metal song:

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Post by: Unbeliever on July 05, 2023, 08:49:58 PM
And it sounds just like Morgan Freeman! 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 05, 2023, 09:03:31 PM
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Post by: Cassia on July 05, 2023, 09:41:42 PM
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Post by: Cassia on July 05, 2023, 09:42:45 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 05, 2023, 11:45:31 PM
Quote from: Cassia on July 05, 2023, 09:42:45 PM





Wait. Who's touching who now?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 06, 2023, 03:06:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 05, 2023, 02:58:56 PMI hear what you're saying, and that sounds delicious but buffalo wings are empirically better than any other form of wings.  It's a taste experience like no other.  It's the only thing in the world that can make crudite taste good.

I love buffalo wings, they are delicious. I just mean, in general if you put butter into everything... You can cook vegetables with olive oil and eat cold which is amazing esp. in summer. I find that cheese and butter usage is too much in American food. It overwhelmes the dish, it becomes 'heavy'. They taste the same. I think it is a cultural cuisine thing.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 06, 2023, 10:15:08 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 06, 2023, 03:06:01 AMI find that cheese and butter usage is too much in American food.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 06, 2023, 10:58:09 AM
Lol...
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 06, 2023, 12:20:49 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 06, 2023, 01:37:12 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 06, 2023, 04:19:10 PM
I had Bill and Danny Gaither in high school. They never touched me.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 07, 2023, 07:22:44 AM
That looks creepy...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 07, 2023, 07:43:28 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 07, 2023, 07:22:44 AMThat looks creepy...
The Gaithers built a recording studio in Alexandria, Indiana, back in the '60s. Everybody laughed until they noticed that the trio were listed as backup artists on Elvis Presley's religious songs. He could slip into town* and record and then slip out. He was spotted but rarely.


*~7,000 people in a wide spot in the road.
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Post by: Cassia on July 07, 2023, 09:07:01 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 07, 2023, 07:43:28 AMHe was spotted but rarely.
Thank You Very Much"
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2023, 02:02:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 07, 2023, 08:41:53 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 07, 2023, 09:47:19 PM
These tend to swoosh me.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 07, 2023, 11:13:10 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 07, 2023, 09:47:19 PMThese tend to swoosh me.

Empty room = Josh's personality. Kinda speaks for itself. As for the one above it, they blocked part of the P so it looks like an F. It's also obscuring the I, so it looks like the sticker is censoring the name "Fuck Me Ups."
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 08, 2023, 07:17:48 AM
I mean in general. No idea of the context.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 08, 2023, 07:51:40 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 07, 2023, 09:47:19 PMThese tend to swoosh me.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 08, 2023, 08:06:48 AM
3.1416
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 08, 2023, 10:54:46 AM
Close enough for government work!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 09, 2023, 01:47:14 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 07, 2023, 02:02:39 PM

I think it would sell faster, lol. I don't know why, but it just would. We are not very interesting species.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 09, 2023, 10:21:48 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2023, 09:52:13 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2023, 04:40:36 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2023, 05:56:54 PM
Poor C&P.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 12, 2023, 06:54:44 PM
What's a meta for? 🤓
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 12, 2023, 07:30:17 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 12, 2023, 06:54:44 PMWhat's a meta for? 🤓
I have no idea.
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 12, 2023, 09:26:30 PM


Quote from: Unbeliever on July 12, 2023, 06:54:44 PMWhat's a meta for? 🤓

It's just after Meta Two and Meta Three.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 12, 2023, 10:43:41 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on July 12, 2023, 11:06:54 PM
If the earth distorted like that, we'd all be dead, tout-suite.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 13, 2023, 07:05:42 AM
I'd change channels.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 13, 2023, 11:43:02 AM
Reminds me of the movie Streetfighter. 😎
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 13, 2023, 02:17:22 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 14, 2023, 02:49:52 AM
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Post by: Cassia on July 14, 2023, 09:29:42 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 14, 2023, 02:49:52 AM
Love that painting!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2023, 01:00:09 PM
"My husband's "thing" is this big."
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2023, 06:15:32 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2023, 06:19:59 PM
When they were planning the Trinity test it was proposed to enclose the bomb in 100 tons of steel in case there was a fizzle, in order to contain the fissile material. It was then proposed that they think about 100 tons of radioactive steel flying around the southwest.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 14, 2023, 09:37:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 14, 2023, 06:15:32 PM

I don't think Oppenheimer did it all by himself...

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Post by: Unbeliever on July 14, 2023, 09:41:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2023, 06:19:59 PMWhen they were planning the Trinity test it was proposed to enclose the bomb in 100 tons of steel in case there was a fizzle, in order to contain the fissile material. It was then proposed that they think about 100 tons of radioactive steel flying around the southwest.

They wanted to avoid a fissile fizzle?

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2023, 09:46:42 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 14, 2023, 09:37:53 PMI don't think Oppenheimer did it all by himself...

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Well, yeah...

But the whole point of movies is to reduce complex and multifaceted developments into simplistic narratives readily understood by the common man, like some genius having breakthrough in the shower, single-handedly changing the entire course of human history.

Not even I know if I'm being sarcastic with that sentence or not.  I think maybe the sarcasm looped back around to candor at some point.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2023, 10:13:13 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 14, 2023, 09:41:39 PMThey wanted to avoid a fissile fizzle?

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Something like that. But in that scenario a successful detonation was the worst case scenario.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2023, 10:14:34 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 14, 2023, 09:46:42 PMWell, yeah...

But the whole point of movies is to reduce complex and multifaceted developments into simplistic narratives readily understood by the common man, like some genius having breakthrough in the shower, single-handedly changing the entire course of human history.

Not even I know if I'm being sarcastic with that sentence or not.  I think maybe the sarcasm looped back around to candor at some point.
One of my profs at Purdue had a Ph.D. in "Cinema." Seriously.
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 14, 2023, 11:23:21 PM
I have a PhD in astro-theology...

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Post by: the_antithesis on July 14, 2023, 11:50:58 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on July 14, 2023, 09:41:39 PMThey wanted to avoid a fissile fizzle?

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Fo' shizzle.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 14, 2023, 11:54:33 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 14, 2023, 10:14:34 PMOne of my profs at Purdue had a Ph.D. in "Cinema." Seriously.
I mean, there's a lot to cover.  Cinematography, sound design, animation/vfx, acting, directing, editing, writing, etc.  Any of those things is a huge endeavor all by itself.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 15, 2023, 04:31:07 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 15, 2023, 09:20:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 14, 2023, 11:54:33 PMI mean, there's a lot to cover.  Cinematography, sound design, animation/vfx, acting, directing, editing, writing, etc.  Any of those things is a huge endeavor all by itself.
He shortened the title, either to make it easier or to hide something he didn't want known generally. He was a bit of a weasel.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 15, 2023, 08:49:09 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 15, 2023, 09:21:10 PM
Didn't that used to be "PORKY'S"?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 16, 2023, 08:48:44 PM


There go my plans of moving to the country...
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Post by: Unbeliever on July 16, 2023, 11:34:08 PM
Well, ain't that just peachy keen!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2023, 12:03:43 AM


It's genetic!  *stares into computer screen all day and night*
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 17, 2023, 11:19:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 16, 2023, 08:48:44 PM

There go my plans of moving to the country...

Good thing we don't get that many peaches from Georgia.

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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2023, 07:47:51 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2023, 07:50:56 PM


The eyes follow me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 17, 2023, 07:54:18 PM


Tell you what, I'll match whatever the CEO pays in taxes after deductions.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2023, 10:49:35 AM


Sometimes, ya just gotta tell it plain.  Those mad at you today will have always liked you a decade from now.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2023, 09:42:28 PM


419400MB OK
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 18, 2023, 09:48:09 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 15, 2023, 04:31:07 AM
Are those doilies or it that her bra?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 18, 2023, 11:25:01 PM


Immune system: "I'm going to fill every orifice with copious amounts of mucus to keep that nasty virus out!"

Me: "But I'm already sick."

Immune system:  "Every.  Orifice."

Me: "But I don't want..."

Immune system: "...to be 40% mucus by weight?  Too bad, bucko!  You shoulda thought of that when you got 20 feet from someone who decided that taking vitamin C pills would cure her influenza."

Her: "But it was in the pharmacy section, so that's medicine, right?"

My sass-producing organ: "Yeah, and Hitler was Time Magazine's Man of the Year.  Grow up, Linda."
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2023, 09:19:17 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 19, 2023, 09:31:25 AM
The dog is on the deck, not the horse.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2023, 12:27:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on July 19, 2023, 09:31:25 AMThe dog is on the deck, not the horse.

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Post by: the_antithesis on July 19, 2023, 12:43:57 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 19, 2023, 01:04:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 20, 2023, 11:07:24 PM


They made a lot more inroads in eastern Europe than I initially thought.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 21, 2023, 06:35:57 AM
And they still speak Latin.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 21, 2023, 01:42:21 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 21, 2023, 01:43:39 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 21, 2023, 01:44:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 21, 2023, 09:27:35 PM


Sinisstar - White Noise
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Post by: Shiranu on July 21, 2023, 11:31:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 20, 2023, 11:07:24 PM

They made a lot more inroads in eastern Europe than I initially thought.

The Romans, or the bears?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2023, 11:22:11 AM
Quote from: Shiranu on July 21, 2023, 11:31:33 PMThe Romans, or the bears?
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Post by: Cassia on July 22, 2023, 02:03:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 22, 2023, 11:22:11 AM
Da Bears
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2023, 03:15:50 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 22, 2023, 03:26:47 PM
More like Mario Kart 69
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2023, 04:23:35 PM


*arrives without warning*
*wrecks everyone but the Middle Assyrian Empire and the Egyptians, who just barely prevail*
*leaves without explaination*
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 22, 2023, 10:12:03 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 23, 2023, 02:09:48 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on July 22, 2023, 04:23:35 PM

*arrives without warning*
*wrecks everyone but the Middle Assyrian Empire and the Egyptians, who just barely prevail*
*leaves without explaination*

LOOL
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 24, 2023, 08:33:04 PM


Looking at you, South Africa and Nigeria, who always seem to pull out of the X-COM Project.

QuoteBut we don't have enough radar coverage
Yeah, well, neither does Australia and they're fine.  *native Australian fauna stampede and/or envenom every alien who has the audacity to land*  Besides, everyone knows that Berlin is the optimal first base location.

QuoteBut you didn't help us enough during the Terror missions
Yeah, well, it was either Lagos or New York City.  Or Cape Town or Beijing.  Do you have an idea how many people live in Beijing?  Or the political fallout of not aiding China?  The cold hard reality is that there are three major political/industrial centers in the world that must be protected at all costs - North America's north-eastern seaboard, West Europe (specifically, the Big Four), and East Asia (Beijing, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Macao, Seoul, Tokyo, etc)  Protecting everything else is nice, but not strictly necessary.

So yeah, Lagos is getting the B-Team.  It's called realpolitik.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2023, 07:46:56 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2023, 08:15:19 PM




Three fifths the cost!
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2023, 10:29:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 25, 2023, 10:59:27 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 27, 2023, 10:29:56 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 27, 2023, 10:30:50 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 27, 2023, 12:20:30 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 27, 2023, 10:30:50 AM
"Must be willing to relocate to A Quiet Place."
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 27, 2023, 01:18:06 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 27, 2023, 02:22:32 PM
A real mother.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 28, 2023, 04:59:36 PM


But...what about the live action adaptations of the Aladdin sequels?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2023, 04:02:30 PM


Jesse, we need to cook.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on July 29, 2023, 04:07:57 PM
That kind of thing dates back to WWI at least.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on July 29, 2023, 05:44:49 PM
What is the Estrogen Lab for?
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2023, 06:32:58 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on July 29, 2023, 05:44:49 PMWhat is the Estrogen Lab for?
For producing Antiboyotics.

Unlicensed sex change operations, as liberals are known to do in between unmarried sex and male cooking.  Truly, a bizarro world.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 29, 2023, 07:58:21 PM


You had me at meat.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2023, 03:16:45 PM


I just wanna show them Invader Zim and Farscape and teach them how to host LAN parties.
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Post by: the_antithesis on July 30, 2023, 05:23:05 PM
Gen X am not Boomers
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 30, 2023, 07:20:31 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on July 31, 2023, 11:35:24 AM
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Post by: Shiranu on July 31, 2023, 03:54:54 PM
Joke got too convoluted, so in short - me like alchemy joke.
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Post by: Hydra009 on July 31, 2023, 08:44:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 01, 2023, 11:20:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2023, 11:10:04 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2023, 04:11:20 PM


100 hp or less,
instant death; yes
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2023, 06:01:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 02, 2023, 11:10:04 AM
I am become fluffy, cuter of worlds.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2023, 09:05:23 PM
Me playing Civ:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2023, 09:28:06 PM
It takes balls to use a smoothbore musket.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 02, 2023, 09:55:10 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 02, 2023, 09:28:06 PMIt takes balls to use a smoothbore musket.
*looks it up on wikipedia*

Huh.  Minié balls.

You, sir, are technically correct - the best kind of correct.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 03, 2023, 06:22:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 02, 2023, 09:55:10 PM*looks it up on wikipedia*

Huh.  Minié balls.

You, sir, are technically correct - the best kind of correct.
A friend of mine built a musket from a kit. Woody was a refuge from the US child-care system.* He didn't pay much attention to the directions but did get it to the point where it could be fired. We went out to a wood lot and he loaded it up and commenced shooting. The rifle was kicking his butt and I was having too much fun laughing at him to point out that he hadn't cut the powder cup down to the size appropriate for that piece. It was BOOM-BOOM TIME! As I watched him I realized there was a state trooper watch him as well. The rifle was making a hell of a racket and the mountie was called in to see WTF. He was cool, took a few rounds himself. So the "communist invasion" of Indiana came to a peaceful end.




*He had a "lazy eye" so the facility decided he couldn't be educated.(Meaning they had a extra body to work on the floors, toilets, etc. instead of sending him to school.)
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 03, 2023, 09:27:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 05, 2023, 03:34:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 06, 2023, 09:12:47 PM


Well, I for one, refuse basic necessities because that'll somehow impair my yacht dreams.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 06, 2023, 09:59:30 PM
YACHT ROCK!

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Post by: Cassia on August 08, 2023, 09:29:47 AM
My brother's buddy bought a yacht but couldn't really afford it. Costs about $150 in fuel just to take a ride, had to pay dockage fees. Something was always broken, and it often needed to be hauled out for maintenance. Finally, it sank in a storm and destroyed the dock and he had let the insurance lapse. Beyond a complete loss.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 08, 2023, 01:50:12 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 08, 2023, 02:39:01 PM
Holy Mary Mother of God, those are snotdogs.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2023, 10:41:01 AM


The power of prayer might not help amputees or people suffering from pogroms, but it might help you find a sharpie in a mountainous foreign country, where I assume they still use clay tablets.  Truly miraculous.  🙏
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2023, 06:19:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 09, 2023, 08:19:58 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 10, 2023, 01:25:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 09, 2023, 08:19:58 PM

Step 1: Mix the dry ingredients together. Melt three sticks of butter in a small sauce pan. Heat oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Break three eggs and take the yolk, but not the whites, and drop it into the dry ingredients. Stand on one foot and recite the National Anthem, backwards. Spin around three times and do a raspberry.

Step 2:
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 10, 2023, 02:30:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 10, 2023, 02:31:11 PM
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Post by: Cassia on August 11, 2023, 02:32:58 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 11, 2023, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: Cassia on August 11, 2023, 02:32:58 PM

Oh...... So this is what it feels like.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 11, 2023, 06:55:10 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 11, 2023, 07:40:24 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 11, 2023, 03:29:12 PMOh...... So this is what it feels like.

I feel nothing from it. Maybe if they used a less technical sounding term than "Caucasians." "White Skins" maybe? Do Native Americans have an equivalent to the word "Gringo?"
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 11, 2023, 08:15:56 PM
I seem to recall a video clip where one is saying, "Stupid fucking white man!". 🤣
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 11, 2023, 09:03:09 PM
I seem to recall a joke where the punchline was Tonto asking the Lone Ranger "What do you mean 'we' paleface?" 🤔
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 11, 2023, 09:16:42 PM
I've always liked "honkey." "Blue-eyed devil," not so much because my eyes are green.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 11, 2023, 09:45:07 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 11, 2023, 09:58:59 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on August 11, 2023, 09:03:09 PMI seem to recall a joke where the punchline was Tonto asking the Lone Ranger "What do you mean 'we' paleface?" 🤔

"Paleface" would work. Has the same energy as "redskin."
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 11, 2023, 10:34:58 PM
The joke is, the Lone Ranger and Tonto are on some sort of, "mission", for lack of a better word (of course, it's just s joke). They are surrounded by NA, who are bent on killing them. TLR says, "Tonto, we are surrounded, and it looks like they are going to kill us". To which, Tonto replies, "What mean 'we', white man?".
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 11, 2023, 11:54:11 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 11, 2023, 09:16:42 PMI've always liked "honkey." "Blue-eyed devil," not so much because my eyes are green.
My eyes are hazel, but who cares? 🤓
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 12, 2023, 07:27:35 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 11, 2023, 10:34:58 PMThe joke is, the Lone Ranger and Tonto are on some sort of, "mission", for lack of a better word (of course, it's just s joke). They are surrounded by NA, who are bent on killing them. TLR says, "Tonto, we are surrounded, and it looks like they are going to kill us". To which, Tonto replies, "What mean 'we', white man?".
Heard that one c. 1958.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2023, 02:39:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 12, 2023, 09:15:59 PM


I mean...if everyone else is doing it...
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 12, 2023, 09:18:01 PM
That's where the tartar sauce comes from?
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 12, 2023, 10:05:14 PM
I bet I could easily win a jerk-off contest...
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 13, 2023, 01:58:59 AM


*Ensure. Why do these thigns always have typos?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2023, 11:05:01 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on August 13, 2023, 01:58:59 AM*Ensure. Why do these thigns always have typos?
1) People spell things fonetically and thus even the brightest among sus occassionally make typografical errors.
2) people who make memes are 15 and thus haven't finished their english cirriculom
4) people who make memes know english as a 2nd, 3rd, or 4th langauge and we shouldn't be too quick to judge
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 13, 2023, 11:19:57 AM
Not a meme. It's a cartoon that appeared in the New Yorker, which is a professional magazine.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2023, 11:35:26 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 13, 2023, 11:19:57 AMNot a meme. It's a cartoon that appeared in the New Yorker, which is a professional magazine.
A printed meme in pre-internet format.  It's an older code sir, but it checks out.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 13, 2023, 03:30:30 PM
Well, 2 and 4 no longer apply and 1 would just be embarrassing for a professional publication. You get paid money, you take the time to double check your words, and your editor had better damn well catch it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2023, 04:33:43 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 13, 2023, 03:30:30 PMWell, 2 and 4 no longer apply and 1 would just be embarrassing for a professional publication. You get paid money, you take the time to double check your words, and your editor had better damn well catch it.
*footage of the Vice President of the United States spelling potato as "potatoe"*

Also: "an asteriod, Mr President"
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 13, 2023, 04:37:44 PM
And those were embarrassing.

Point is, professional cartoonist who's published in major, old school print periodical don't get the slack you give a 15 year old making memes on the internet.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 13, 2023, 05:20:29 PM
Agreed, though my off-hand explaination shouldn't be taken as a defense or excuse for why it happens, just several ways in which error can creep in. 

Yes, of course it's embarrassing and to be avoided, especially by presitigious publications and people who write professionally.

Speaking of, I still occasionally find errors in print media and novels.  It's embarrassing, especially because once a novel is published, it's out there forever, but it happens.  Usually not out of stupidity, just carelessness.  Though I wonder if carelessness alone fully accounts for all the errors -  there's a widespread informal rule that an apostrophe is needed for plural words.  I fear one day waking up to it being taught that way in schools.

You'd expect the editor to catch mistakes in print, but apparently not.  One of life's mysteries, I suppose.   Like why the umpire is blind and how people who drive like maniacs somehow manage to get their driver's license.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 13, 2023, 05:50:43 PM
I blame autocorrect, which changed a recipe in the Pasta Bible so that it called for "ground black people."
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 13, 2023, 06:56:08 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on August 13, 2023, 05:50:43 PMI blame autocorrect, which changed a recipe in the Pasta Bible so that it called for "ground black people."

Wait. That was a typo? ...I knew that.
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Post by: Shiranu on August 13, 2023, 09:27:05 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2023, 08:08:06 AM
Abortion not-so-subtly equated to murder.  :/

Surely, the reason this was shared is because its maker has a couple screws loose and clumsily argues by insinuation that atheists are the irrational ones?

Stripped of their original context (ludicrous claims that the bible is without contradiction or asserting that god is omnibenevolent while simultaneously asserting that god will wipe out humanity again if two dude kiss or whatever) "atheist arguments" do indeed sound silly.  The one where atheists allegedly assert that god bestows girlfriends is quite a silly one that I confess to have never hearing before.  Clearly, I must be unfamiliar with atheist arguments.

The "faith = no use brain" also seems like an odd argument until one remembers that religious people sometimes trot out some very troubling quotes on faith vs reason.  If reason were never undervalued, especially in such a public way, then perhaps atheists would not score a near-effortless win by asserting its importance.

And yet, if I were to ask religious people seemingly softball questions like if religious belief is necessary for morality, if the bible is literally true, was the development of Christianity a product of culture and historical contingency or did it float down fully-formed from on high, I don't think any of us would be impressed by the answers we'd get.
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 14, 2023, 11:00:08 AM
Reason is a lighthouse, faith is the rocks below.
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 14, 2023, 11:40:26 AM
I dunno. That thing kind of reminds me of how cryptohos deflect criticism by simply repeating the criticism back. Say it's a scam, and they just say "It's a scam."

So now the christians are going to be shouting "magic sky pixies" and "flying spaghetti monster" at us?

Well, it is a scam.
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 14, 2023, 12:59:26 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on August 13, 2023, 09:27:05 PM

I like how their response to examples of Biblical contradictions and their god's bloody violence is, "Yeah, we know." Uhh... 'Kay? Good for them, I guess. At least they're honest about their lack of consistency. Also, "Faith = no use brain?" Faith is inherently irrational. If there was evidence to support it, it wouldn't be faith. Doesn't mean one is an idiot because they are religious, which is what I think the person making the meme was insinuating we were suggesting, but the faith itself is something one is actively discouraged from questioning. Some even try to twist the irrational nature of faith into being a good thing, somehow.

1 Corinthians 1:18-27
For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. For it is written:

"I will destroy the wisdom of the wise;
    the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate."

Where is the wise person? Where is the teacher of the law? Where is the philosopher of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe. Jews demand signs and Greeks look for wisdom, but we preach Christ crucified: a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to Gentiles, but to those whom God has called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God and the wisdom of God. For the foolishness of God is wiser than human wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than human strength.

Brothers and sisters, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong.

"See? The Bible says people will think our beliefs make no sense! And they do think it's nonsense, so it must be true!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2023, 01:38:08 PM
Those verses were almost certainly written as a response to early teachings getting a cold reception among the more intelligent (one wonders why).

Sour grapes.
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Post by: Shiranu on August 14, 2023, 02:45:10 PM
QuoteSurely, the reason this was shared is because its maker has a couple screws loose and clumsily argues by insinuation that atheists are the irrational ones?
 

More or less; I would say about 1/3rd of them are actually valid criticisms of atheist arguments, but the rest are just goofy af and I found it funny.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 14, 2023, 02:51:50 PM
Strawman argumenting is the best the bible thumpers can do.
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Post by: Shiranu on August 14, 2023, 03:54:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on August 14, 2023, 02:51:50 PMStrawman argumenting is the best the bible thumpers can do.

Now I have to ask... was the ironic humor intentional? lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2023, 08:42:41 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 14, 2023, 09:18:24 PM
^ Dafuq does that mean?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 14, 2023, 09:48:45 PM
Quote from: Shiranu on August 14, 2023, 03:54:54 PMNow I have to ask... was the ironic humor intentional? lol

Eh?
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 14, 2023, 10:54:13 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 14, 2023, 09:18:24 PM^ Dafuq does that mean?
The short answer is that { and } are often used to signify the start and end of a code block in some programming languages and forgetting to properly close the bracket can have undesirable effects (not sure if it borks the code or just annoys other programmers)
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 14, 2023, 11:39:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 14, 2023, 10:54:13 PMThe short answer is that { and } are often used to signify the start and end of a code block in some programming languages and forgetting to properly close the bracket can have undesirable effects (not sure if it borks the code or just annoys other programmers)

Probably depends on the code and the language, etc. Recently dealt with some Linux stuff and forgot to close a bracket and a second underscore or something. One stupid error can bork the whole thing.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 15, 2023, 12:11:35 AM
Not something that I'm familiar with. I programmed in Basic, Lab Forth and FORTRAN so long ago that I really claim to know nothing, anymore.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 15, 2023, 06:40:42 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 15, 2023, 12:11:35 AMNot something that I'm familiar with. I programmed in Basic, Lab Forth and FORTRAN so long ago that I really claim to know nothing, anymore.
I did COBOL back in the '80s. Never so happy as when I never had to do that shit again.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 15, 2023, 01:34:03 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 15, 2023, 07:05:41 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 15, 2023, 11:30:51 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 15, 2023, 11:48:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 15, 2023, 01:34:03 PM



Zoltan: Hound of Dracula.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2023, 12:52:12 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 16, 2023, 07:04:35 AM
I resemble that remark!
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 16, 2023, 10:31:37 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2023, 04:38:19 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 16, 2023, 05:35:33 PM
Man, that's the kind of drugs I want! 🤓
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 16, 2023, 05:51:33 PM
I'm a mathophobe.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2023, 07:03:33 PM


I'm gonna eat a steak but I'm gonna pay a guy to not eat a steak, so hopefully, it all balances out.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 16, 2023, 10:51:59 PM


He hunts them for sport.  He corners them and he slowly advances, ready to deliver the killing blow.  Just as they think death has come for them at last, he leans in close and whispers two words: "Computer.  Energize."
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 17, 2023, 12:03:54 AM
I never did like that guy, and now I know why. 🖖
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 17, 2023, 01:47:42 AM
"I am Tosk."
"That's your name, or your species?"
"I am Tosk."

    - Tosk and O'Brien
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2023, 06:21:41 AM
I'd love to select a few people for his attention.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 17, 2023, 05:25:43 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on August 17, 2023, 08:45:24 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 17, 2023, 05:25:43 PM
Oh! OOOH!!  (Raising hand and waving it)  Many Individuals love flying!!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 17, 2023, 09:02:31 PM
Make
It
Lucid
Fucknuts
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Post by: the_antithesis on August 18, 2023, 12:18:15 AM
Major
Intercourse
Like
Fucking
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2023, 12:54:39 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on August 18, 2023, 01:03:48 AM
For some reason that reminds me of the Buddhabrot. 🤓
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 18, 2023, 07:54:14 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 19, 2023, 12:13:43 AM


Disobedient children, drunk people, people who donate ONLY half of what they got from selling their house to the church, rival nations' babies...
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2023, 07:43:32 AM
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Post by: Cassia on August 19, 2023, 11:38:08 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on August 15, 2023, 12:11:35 AMNot something that I'm familiar with. I programmed in Basic, Lab Forth and FORTRAN so long ago that I really claim to know nothing, anymore.
FORTRAN 77 with punch cards. Had to have those paper column sheets to guide you. Turn in your cards through the window and come back the next day to find out you missed a comma or something, LOL.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on August 19, 2023, 12:25:36 PM
I met Grace Hopper once. I was her driver for a day. She was in San Diego dedicating the new "super" computer center at the North Island Naval Station. She apologized to me for helping invent COBOL. No clue what she meant at that time. Later I remembered her words with a touch of irony.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 19, 2023, 01:31:41 PM
Quote from: Cassia on August 19, 2023, 11:38:08 AMFORTRAN 77 with punch cards. Had to have those paper column sheets to guide you. Turn in your cards through the window and come back the next day to find out you missed a comma or something, LOL.

So true!

I started out on punch cards. When I got a job out of uni I wasn't initially programming. But I got laid off from that position and went to a job (same company) where I did tons of it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 19, 2023, 08:42:32 PM


Making a killin'
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Post by: Blackleaf on August 19, 2023, 11:08:05 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2023, 04:15:18 PM


Cursed sleep where the subject screams tomorrow's crossword answers during sleep.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 20, 2023, 04:18:29 PM


Worth it for the Nintendo.  Everything else is gravy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 23, 2023, 02:58:32 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on August 23, 2023, 06:03:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2023, 09:34:35 AM


*someone complains about hell*
"Be positive!  Life is good!  It's a dry heat!  First world problems!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 24, 2023, 06:39:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 26, 2023, 12:53:11 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 29, 2023, 11:13:07 PM


I literally play as Roy at the carpet store in the middle of conversations.
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Post by: Cassia on August 30, 2023, 10:06:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 29, 2023, 11:13:07 PMI literally play as Roy at the carpet store in the middle of conversations.

That was me at parties back in the day. Cornered and having to "listen" to the bloated adventures of various knob-heads. Or at work assemblies when upper management began pontificating on the thought of the week. It's not that I am a bad listener. Well, maybe I am.
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Post by: Hydra009 on August 31, 2023, 07:19:31 PM


Blink once if you're running for re-election, twice for no.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on August 31, 2023, 07:34:40 PM
^ Both he and Diane Feinstein should both retire. < That's equal opportunity, yes?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2023, 02:25:29 AM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/other/my-name-is-barbie-oppenheimer-but-most-people-think-i-m-joking/ar-AA1g3CsH

There is a real life 'Barbie' Oppenheimer...

And on not so funny news, according to the baby name sites, the name Barbie for baby girls went up 300% while Ken for baby boys is up 200% in the US.

Can you imagine being named for something so specifically pop culture on the low end by your parents? Ugh. And not so long ago, we thought being named after The Lord of the Rings characters was ridiculous.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2023, 02:26:51 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2023, 02:36:56 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2023, 02:53:47 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 01, 2023, 06:48:18 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2023, 02:26:51 AM
"What's the lowest line you can read."
"Made in China."
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 01, 2023, 01:18:55 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 01, 2023, 02:25:29 AMAnd not so long ago, we thought being named after The Lord of the Rings characters was ridiculous.
Khalesi was the worst.  Because it's a title, not a name.  And because the character's fate wasn't yet known.  Lots of remorse with that one.

Also, parents should bear in mind that bureaucrats are going to have to spell that name and school bullies will be searching every word that rhymes with it, so be careful.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 01, 2023, 11:55:21 PM
So, what's wrong with the name 'Horatio?'
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2023, 12:03:49 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 01, 2023, 11:55:21 PMSo, what's wrong with the name 'Horatio?'
Nothing.  It's a mathematically perfect name.  But when you talk about yourself in the third person, it creeps out the rest of the galaxy.

"They only ever saw what was in the mirror.  I always saw what was beyond..."
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 02, 2023, 12:14:25 AM
I was trying for the rhyming thing. Now I know better.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 02, 2023, 02:03:14 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 01, 2023, 01:18:55 PMKhalesi was the worst.  Because it's a title, not a name.  And because the character's fate wasn't yet known.  Lots of remorse with that one.

I didn't even know about Khalesi. :/

QuoteAlso, parents should bear in mind that bureaucrats are going to have to spell that name and school bullies will be searching every word that rhymes with it, so be careful.

Exactly. It beats me how do they miss something like this.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 02, 2023, 07:46:21 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 01, 2023, 11:55:21 PMSo, what's wrong with the name 'Horatio?'
Nothing, if you like bridge.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2023, 08:39:42 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 02, 2023, 02:03:14 AMI didn't even know about Khalesi. :/
549th most popular name for girls in the US, that's about 560 baby girls per year for around 5 or so years when the show was super popular. So it's a pretty rare name, but it went from absolutely no one to pretty rare.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 02, 2023, 09:44:05 AM
Had to Google that.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 02, 2023, 09:50:12 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 01, 2023, 01:18:55 PMKhalesi was the worst.  Because it's a title, not a name.

To be absolutely fair, so are ´baron´, ´princess´, ´earl´ and ´Duke´.

But I wholeheartedly agree.
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Post by: aitm on September 02, 2023, 10:41:33 AM
Khalesi is far better than some I've seen. "Yeah it's spelled b.o.b but pronounced Jeffries.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2023, 10:47:15 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 02, 2023, 09:50:12 AMTo be absolutely fair, so are ´baron´, ´princess´, ´earl´ and ´Duke´.
Those are also bad names imho.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 02, 2023, 12:42:00 PM
If I had a little girl, I'd want to name her Barbarianna. 😉

Her mother might well object, however.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2023, 02:30:34 PM


The batcave also violates zoning ordinances and building codes galore.  Speeding, unlawful imprisomment (when Batman personally abducts perps), and unauthorized access of police records.

And don't get me started on the Batman credit card, which requires bare minimum identity fraud and falsified financial statements.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 02, 2023, 05:12:25 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 02, 2023, 06:56:06 PM
So my ex can't get in?
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 02, 2023, 06:59:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 02, 2023, 02:30:34 PM

The batcave also violates zoning ordinances and building codes galore.  Speeding, unlawful imprisomment (when Batman personally abducts perps), and unauthorized access of police records.

And don't get me started on the Batman credit card, which requires bare minimum identity fraud and falsified financial statements.

Yeah, wondering about this does make the escapist fantasy better.

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Post by: Mike Cl on September 02, 2023, 07:58:29 PM
Some first names are head-scratchers--Hundreds of those.  Some not so bad--or even common--first names are fine until that are paired with the last name--from my HS days--Ima (that's an okay first name) Hogg; Harry Rumph; Walter Stain.  What's wrong with some people--hated their kids in advance????
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 02, 2023, 08:17:04 PM
How about a carpet layer named Walter Wall? 😉
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Post by: Dark Lightning on September 02, 2023, 08:18:00 PM
Back from when I used to watch NASCAR- Dick Trickle. Early in life, through life, near end of life, Dick Trickle. Dayam.

Then again (my boomer is showing) Moon Unit and Dweezil. Later stuff like Apple. OK, pics have to be in your head, for these.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 02, 2023, 09:32:53 PM


Couple years old, but that's funny.
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Post by: Cassia on September 02, 2023, 10:49:40 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on September 02, 2023, 08:18:00 PMBack from when I used to watch NASCAR- Dick Trickle. Early in life, through life, near end of life, Dick Trickle. Dayam.

Then again (my boomer is showing) Moon Unit and Dweezil. Later stuff like Apple. OK, pics have to be in your head, for these.
I went to school with a kid named Adam Baum.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 03, 2023, 01:14:11 AM
I knew a guy when I was a kid named Reddick.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 03, 2023, 02:55:32 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 02, 2023, 02:30:34 PM

The batcave also violates zoning ordinances and building codes galore.  Speeding, unlawful imprisomment (when Batman personally abducts perps), and unauthorized access of police records.

And don't get me started on the Batman credit card, which requires bare minimum identity fraud and falsified financial statements.

Well, yeah... he´s a ´vigilante´. How is this perplexing? That´s like, lesson one.
There is a reason why in the stories police tend not to like vigilantes and see them as criminals. They operate outside of the law and by default act in a manier that is not in full accordance with it.

I know it is a joke, but... are there really people only now coming to the realization that  Bruce is driving around uninsured and illegaly hacking into police databases?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2023, 05:43:19 AM
It's an otter sleeping in a human bed, presumably living a human lifestyle, so yeah the joke is that it's having weird thoughts.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 03, 2023, 09:02:24 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 03, 2023, 01:14:11 AMI knew a guy when I was a kid named Reddick.
Yeah, me too.  He was one of my little brother's friends.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2023, 01:50:31 PM
This is kind of dated since it's not as much of a hot-button political (not scientific) issue as it once was.

But a decade ago, it pretty much went like this:

"You see, there are little genetic changes in a group of critters every generation and these changes pile up and lead to some pretty big divergences over time."

That makes perfect sense.

But say the e-word and people think you're saying that an individual animal "decided" to mutate itself to be "better" despite the "obvious fact" that critters were initially as diverse as they ever would be and subsequent changes merely represent some sort of spiritual-physical degradation.  That makes sense, right?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2023, 04:34:25 PM


Fun fact: I currently have three jars of crushed red pepper in the pantry.

I anticipate either a pizza bonanza or plan on making one hell of a bath bomb.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 03, 2023, 05:43:12 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on September 03, 2023, 02:55:32 AMWell, yeah... he´s a ´vigilante´. How is this perplexing? That´s like, lesson one.
There is a reason why in the stories police tend not to like vigilantes and see them as criminals. They operate outside of the law and by default act in a manier that is not in full accordance with it.

I know it is a joke, but... are there really people only now coming to the realization that  Bruce is driving around uninsured and illegaly hacking into police databases?
The Bat Signal was operated by the police, so they had co-opted Batman. And Bruce doesn't need insurance.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2023, 06:42:41 PM


Spooky season is nigh.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 03, 2023, 08:26:11 PM


Gamers and non-gamers take the news totally differently
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2023, 08:28:39 PM


Are you ready?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on September 04, 2023, 09:21:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 04, 2023, 08:28:39 PM

Are you ready?

Those are nice oak planks, but I'm not getting any wood for either of those people.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 04, 2023, 09:23:03 PM
Plywood with stick-on finish if they're standard corn hole boards.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2023, 11:19:32 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2023, 11:24:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 04, 2023, 11:41:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 05, 2023, 08:35:53 PM


I have a ludicrous amount of healing potions...and gear that gives me deadpool-like regeneration.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 05, 2023, 08:59:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 04, 2023, 11:41:38 PM

How!? 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 05, 2023, 09:52:24 PM
Magic.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 05, 2023, 10:11:33 PM
Ask an Ent, they can tell you.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 05, 2023, 10:21:42 PM
Are Ents subject to entropy? 😉
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 05, 2023, 10:29:55 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 05, 2023, 10:11:33 PMAsk an Ent, they can tell you.
Ent no big deal.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2023, 12:33:29 PM


It'll be hard to track down all those sorts of people on a daily basis, but good pets require a lot of care.  *bashes in door of retirement home*
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 06, 2023, 05:24:24 PM


The GOP's "values" are very circumstantial.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2023, 09:14:18 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 06, 2023, 05:24:24 PMThe GOP's "values" are very circumstantial.
Because they don't have values.  What they like and what they don't like is only about what grows their power and what diminishes it.  That's all.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 06, 2023, 11:10:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2023, 04:06:43 PM


It has mountain lions, lions, frost lions, lava lions, jungle lions, and sea lions (no, not those, we're talking aquatic lions)

We even have a crafting system where 1 million lion pelts will give you a 1% fire resist after approx 20 hours of non-stop crafting at the main city's three crafting stations located about a mile from the main gate.  This new gear will come in handy (read: literally required) for the new lion-themed Molten Mountain dungeon we'll slap on a few years after release.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 07, 2023, 09:19:19 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2023, 05:53:32 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 05, 2023, 08:35:53 PM

I have a ludicrous amount of healing potions...and gear that gives me deadpool-like regeneration.

LOL Ooof yep that's me too.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2023, 05:54:12 AM
How music was made in '70s:

https://pin.it/3jRJR8O
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2023, 06:03:08 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2023, 06:07:54 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 08, 2023, 06:27:17 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2023, 01:38:29 PM


My Playlist:
Hey there Delila
Roxanne
Kid Rock - Picture
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 09, 2023, 06:11:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 09, 2023, 01:38:29 PM

My Playlist:
Hey there Delila
Roxanne
Kid Rock - Picture

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2023, 06:20:30 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2023, 09:06:04 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 09, 2023, 06:11:10 PM
I love John Mulaney standup.  It helps me time baking my potatoes.  Every time he finishes a story, I'm like, oh yeah, the potatoes are done.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2023, 11:11:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2023, 11:13:35 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 09, 2023, 11:41:43 PM
There's menthol in breath mints? I thought that was just a thing found in some cigarettes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 09, 2023, 11:53:22 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 09, 2023, 11:41:43 PMThere's menthol in breath mints? I thought that was just a thing found in some cigarettes.
Yes, depending on the brand (https://www.vox.com/2014/12/1/7309499/mint-fresh-breath).

Menthol is derived from the mint plant (well, a bunch of mint and peppermint plants of the genus Mentha.  I'll give ya three guesses as to what menthol is named after (https://www.etymonline.com/word/menthol)).   Unsurprisingly, breath mints got their name from mint plants.

Also, menthol is in a TON of stuff (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menthol).  You're getting a dose from your dentist, your shaving cream, your aftershave, your breath mints, decongestants, cough medicine, lip balms, chewing gum, candy, etc.  It's widely consumed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2023, 11:33:59 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 10, 2023, 12:26:18 PM
It's used for birth control. If you don't use it you won't have kids.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 10, 2023, 01:24:35 PM
I think it's a frambicator for a discombobulator. 🤓
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Post by: Dark Lightning on September 10, 2023, 01:47:48 PM
It's the safety hook that is supposed to be attached to the fall arrest gear the guy is wearing.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 10, 2023, 02:12:24 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 10, 2023, 01:24:35 PMI think it's a frambicator for a discombobulator. 🤓
It's an INTERROSITER, you incredible Tralfamadorian.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2023, 02:34:49 PM


So, there were these original spirits floating in the void and Lorkhan says he needs their help to build an arena...and then they started becoming bound to their own creation, most fled but not all...so then the Argonians not only beat back the daemonic invasion, they started counterattacking, marching into the portals to Oblivion...
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 10, 2023, 03:49:59 PM
I know more about The Elder Scrolls lore than I do real life history. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 10, 2023, 11:57:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 11, 2023, 11:02:21 AM


Jokes on him, I can't afford real estate.  Also, bouncing creatures with come-into-play abilities is the new meta.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2023, 01:39:03 AM
I went on my normal 1am random wandering through the internet and found this untapped treasure of an image and naturally, decided to make a meme out of it:

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2023, 11:33:52 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 13, 2023, 02:46:34 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 14, 2023, 02:55:58 AM
That's^ a bird with explosive diarrhea, flying away for his life, carrying his dead mate upside down, or map of earth...Depends on your sense of metaphor. 
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 14, 2023, 11:04:33 AM
Paraidolia in the eye of the beholdia.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on September 14, 2023, 12:56:31 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 14, 2023, 11:04:33 AMParaidolia in the eye of the beholdia.

Really?! Look at it again! :p

(I really see that by the way.)
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2023, 08:51:50 PM


I get the second-spiciest one because it clears my sinuses and gives my nervous system a workout.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 14, 2023, 10:33:55 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 15, 2023, 07:50:08 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 14, 2023, 08:51:50 PM

I get the second-spiciest one because it clears my sinuses and gives my nervous system a workout.
I add two teaspoons of bullion and two tablespoons of dehydrated veggies. 
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 15, 2023, 09:30:13 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 15, 2023, 07:50:08 AMI add two teaspoons of bullion and two tablespoons of dehydrated veggies. 
Close to what I do.  I have been known to add some roast pork, frozen vegs and then cut up a hard boiled egg on top. 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 15, 2023, 10:28:45 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 15, 2023, 09:30:13 AMClose to what I do.  I have been known to add some roast pork, frozen vegs and then cut up a hard boiled egg on top. 
Too close to actually cooking.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 15, 2023, 10:59:48 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 15, 2023, 10:28:45 AMToo close to actually cooking.

Yeah. Might as well boil a lobster and assemble a croquembouche.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 15, 2023, 11:08:49 AM
I just add a bit of Crystal hot sauce, or some soy sauce.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 15, 2023, 05:17:00 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 15, 2023, 10:59:48 AMYeah. Might as well boil a lobster and assemble a croquembouche.
I can boil a mean salami sandwich.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 15, 2023, 06:43:13 PM
I can nuke Spam very well. 🤠
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 16, 2023, 12:37:46 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 15, 2023, 07:50:08 AMI add two teaspoons of bullion and two tablespoons of dehydrated veggies. 

I just add saltine crackers. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2023, 01:59:28 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 16, 2023, 07:40:36 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 16, 2023, 12:37:46 AMI just add saltine crackers. lol
Too gummy for me.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 16, 2023, 07:41:09 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 15, 2023, 06:43:13 PMI can nuke Spam very well. 🤠
Aloha!
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 16, 2023, 09:57:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 16, 2023, 01:59:28 AM

I'm trying to keep up with you, and I don't know if I can do it.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 16, 2023, 12:18:14 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2023, 02:33:05 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2023, 03:00:10 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 16, 2023, 04:05:36 PM
Is there more to that joke? Is she a scab or something?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 16, 2023, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 16, 2023, 04:05:36 PMIs there more to that joke? Is she a scab or something?
She's doing a talk show.  Unscripted, but in a kind of moral grey area considering the ongoing strikes.  Bill Maher, too.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on September 16, 2023, 07:30:11 PM
I miss colbert and seth meyers...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 16, 2023, 07:35:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2023, 12:22:05 AM


Let's just say that the "flagship" shows of some streaming platforms (Breaking Bad, Squid Game, Stranger Things, etc) and the actual shows that people apparently like for some reason and watch nonstop are two very, very different things.  It's like going to a fancy restaurant and loading up on saltines, chicken nuggets, and Mr Pibb.  You could have basically anything and this is what you chose.
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Post by: Mike Cl on September 17, 2023, 09:12:16 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 16, 2023, 04:58:06 PMShe's doing a talk show.  Unscripted, but in a kind of moral grey area considering the ongoing strikes.  Bill Maher, too.
Speaking of Bill Maher........It seems to me that he has gone off the rails in the last few months.  Saw part of an interview he had on MSNBC----He stated that he HATED trump and all he stood for; but what most people don't get is that most of his fans were simply rebelling against the extreme left!  I have heard him say something similar before and I wonder who the fuck the extreme left is.  He doesn't explain just labels but refuses to give examples of what he is referring to.  He used to be a huge fav of mine---now I don't even want to look at him any more.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2023, 09:17:57 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 17, 2023, 09:12:16 AMSpeaking of Bill Maher........It seems to me that he has gone off the rails in the last few months.  Saw part of an interview he had on MSNBC----He stated that he HATED trump and all he stood for; but what most people don't get is that most of his fans were simply rebelling against the extreme left!  I have heard him say something similar before and I wonder who the fuck the extreme left is.  He doesn't explain just labels but refuses to give examples of what he is referring to.  He used to be a huge fav of mine---now I don't even want to look at him any more.
*gets criticized once*
*becomes a nazi*
*blames the "extreme left" for making them do it*
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2023, 08:03:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 17, 2023, 11:58:04 PM
My Steam game list:

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Post by: the_antithesis on September 18, 2023, 01:17:04 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 16, 2023, 12:18:14 PM

Thing about this is I took this picture near the off-ramp on the I-490. I have no idea where the guy went. To the left of the photo is a parking lot, but.. I'm just baffled by this.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 18, 2023, 11:50:05 PM


At least now people will want to be there.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 19, 2023, 11:57:15 PM


Obligatory:
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2023, 12:00:03 PM
Aldmeri be like:

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Post by: Unbeliever on September 20, 2023, 12:34:24 PM
I have no idea what that means. 🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2023, 01:44:00 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 20, 2023, 12:34:24 PMI have no idea what that means. 🤔
In the Elder Scrolls video games, Lorkhan "tricked" the original spirits into creating the world.  This took away some of their divine energy and made it a part of the world.  Some accepted this and willingly became part of the world, but most were horrified and fled.

In the present day, some of the elves consider mortality a curse and want to unmake the world to return to a state of immortality.  In contrast, most humans consider mortality to be a good thing, believing that the limitations and trials of life challenge and enrich the soul.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 20, 2023, 07:11:46 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 20, 2023, 09:52:17 PM
*furiously rewinds rock albums looking for hidden satanic messages*
*thinks that one of the Beetles was secretly replaced with a look-alike*
*swears he saw Elvis alive decades after his death*
*has a meltdown at a kindergarten due to perceived "satanic ritual abuse"*

"Kids these days are soooo stupid..."
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 21, 2023, 06:19:16 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 21, 2023, 07:05:55 PM
Is that what is referred to as a "dad joke"?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2023, 12:24:55 AM




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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2023, 10:50:32 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 22, 2023, 12:01:25 PM
Why does that seem so familiar? 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2023, 12:21:04 PM
SIX O'CLOCK NEWS?
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 22, 2023, 01:34:50 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 22, 2023, 12:01:25 PMWhy does that seem so familiar? 🤔

The Waffle House or the Oblivion-style loading screen?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2023, 02:06:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 22, 2023, 10:50:32 AM
They must have bought out Huddlehouse.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 22, 2023, 03:29:39 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 22, 2023, 01:34:50 PMThe Waffle House or the Oblivion-style loading screen?
Uh, seems like something from a Twilight Zone, or maybe The Blob. 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2023, 04:54:55 PM
There's a painting of a diner, maybe NYC?, that doesn't have a door. Kinda creepy when you notice it. Rod Serling would approve.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 22, 2023, 08:14:46 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2023, 04:54:55 PMThere's a painting of a diner, maybe NYC?, that doesn't have a door. Kinda creepy when you notice it. Rod Serling would approve.
That's Nighthawks (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nighthawks_(Hopper)), probably the most famous diner painting ever.  It does have a door, just no apparent door to the outside.  Enterprising internet citizens have rectified that apparent error:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2023, 08:27:55 PM
I'd forgotten the one into the kitchen, but that would debouch into the alley, I think.
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Post by: Cassia on September 22, 2023, 08:43:01 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on September 17, 2023, 09:12:16 AMSpeaking of Bill Maher........It seems to me that he has gone off the rails in the last few months.  Saw part of an interview he had on MSNBC----He stated that he HATED trump and all he stood for; but what most people don't get is that most of his fans were simply rebelling against the extreme left!  I have heard him say something similar before and I wonder who the fuck the extreme left is.  He doesn't explain just labels but refuses to give examples of what he is referring to.  He used to be a huge fav of mine---now I don't even want to look at him any more.
I have the same reaction. I get where he is coming from sometimes...perhaps trying to avoid immediate cancelation and at least have a dialog across the aisle as we did for decades post-Civil War. However now he goes way too far. Take masks for instance. He was such an anti-masker douchebag. I mean over a million Americans died, FFS. Many were our WW2 and Korean War elderly. He is buddies with that conspiracies-for-dollars shithead Russel Brand.

The way the 98% of the gutless "conservatives" went pro-Trump and pro Putin, I never thought in a million years, Mitt Romney and Liz Chaney would be the best conservatives alive.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 23, 2023, 12:08:16 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 22, 2023, 04:54:55 PMThere's a painting of a diner, maybe NYC?, that doesn't have a door. Kinda creepy when you notice it. Rod Serling would approve.

See, this is what's wrong with you zoomers.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 23, 2023, 06:20:12 AM
I'm a baby zoomer.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 23, 2023, 11:10:49 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 23, 2023, 11:29:25 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 23, 2023, 05:15:55 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 23, 2023, 08:54:40 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 23, 2023, 09:00:47 PM
I've said that so many times.
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 23, 2023, 09:34:53 PM
I have as well, but not in those exact words... 😶
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 24, 2023, 07:38:41 PM


"What up my fellow G-slices, my man Legal Eagle is here to tell all yalls that streaming corporate products is wiggity whack 'fo 'sho."
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 24, 2023, 08:46:06 PM
Not just whack. Wiggity whack.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 24, 2023, 11:32:06 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 25, 2023, 06:55:04 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on September 25, 2023, 07:36:57 PM
Hmmm...I don't get it... 🤔
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 25, 2023, 08:41:10 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 25, 2023, 07:36:57 PMHmmm...I don't get it... 🤔

Translation: To be honest, babe, I don't give a fuck."

Screen capture is from this:

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Post by: Unbeliever on September 25, 2023, 08:57:10 PM
Ah, I see, Gone With the Wind.  🤠
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on September 25, 2023, 09:08:35 PM
I prefer the rap version, "Breakin' Wind."
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 25, 2023, 11:39:06 PM

That ain't rap.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2023, 02:38:36 AM


The internet has completely ruined me.
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 26, 2023, 09:57:06 AM
How is that even possible?
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2023, 10:11:14 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 26, 2023, 09:57:06 AMHow is that even possible?
Well, it all started with ARPANET and TCP/IP, the framework for computers to talk to each other...
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Post by: the_antithesis on September 26, 2023, 10:21:52 AM
Sounds like a great big mistake.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 26, 2023, 03:14:32 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on September 26, 2023, 10:21:52 AMSounds like a great big mistake.
Oh, it was!
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2023, 01:55:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2023, 02:11:35 AM


I've often thought about what things would be like if scientific pursuits were given the same sort of social license as religion.  Like you drive by rural Kansas and you see billboards demanding that you acknowledge the Big Bang or "Axial Tilt: the Reason for the Season!" and the billboard is cleverly angled 23.5 degrees from the road.  In the parking lot, you see someone with an atom symbol on their car and a worn-out copy of  On the Origin of Species on the dash.  You flip through the channels and there's a guy doing chemical "miracles" for an adoring and easily-pleased crowd and he asks for ludicrously large donations and has his own private plane.  Or people thinking it's weird that you're not planning on getting married at an observatory or particle collider. 

I wonder how much cultish stuff people encounter on a daily basis that doesn't even register to them as strange because it's a "normal" part of culture, yet it would come across as extremely strange if it were even the slightest bit different.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2023, 03:16:19 PM


Alright, I know you don't like me, so let's fight to the death!  But I can't land the first blow, because that'd be illegal.  (Morrowind is strongly in favor of stand-your-ground laws)
So here's a hundred bucks.
"Your mother is so large, she resembles a large thing" (Taunt fail)
Alright, that didn't work, so here's another hundred bucks.
*recites the Navy Seal copypasta verbatim* (Taunt success)
*Goodbye*

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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2023, 04:54:58 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 27, 2023, 06:25:49 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 27, 2023, 04:54:58 PM

They apparently removed those spells because it complicates quests. If you can levitate to skip to a later part of a dungeon, that could screw up quest progression if they forget to account for that. However, I kind of suspect the next Elder Scrolls will bring levitation back. It's not exactly the same thing, but Starfield gave the player jet packs for limited vertical movement. I think The Elder Scrolls will use a similar mechanic for levitation.

Maybe not Mark and Recall, though. I can see too many situations where that could potentially break a game. Mark a room you're not meant to be able to return to? Poof. Now you're there. And there's no way out, because the escape was a one-time thing. Oops.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 27, 2023, 10:22:58 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 27, 2023, 06:25:49 PMThey apparently removed those spells because it complicates quests. If you can levitate to skip to a later part of a dungeon, that could screw up quest progression if they forget to account for that.
The official reason is that the cities are instanced in both Oblivion and Skyrim, so a player approaching a city with levitate would look very strange and break immersion.  That technical hurdle may have been solved - there's a mod that un-instances Skyrim's cities and it appears to work just fine, although it reportedly was a significant drain on system resources and caused quite a few crashes.  So maybe that technical problem isn't quite solved yet.

QuoteMaybe not Mark and Recall, though. I can see too many situations where that could potentially break a game. Mark a room you're not meant to be able to return to? Poof. Now you're there. And there's no way out, because the escape was a one-time thing. Oops.
That's okay.  Imho, games should allow you to fail if you intentionally do something stupid.  Wanna use that scroll of Icarian flight?  Have fun!  Wanna go into a daedric ruin at level one?  Go right ahead.  Wanna go swimming?  Say hi to the slaughterfish for me.

Recalling to a vendor was such a godsend in Morrowind.  It gives players a chance to escape if they get over their heads (like stumbling upon the daedric ruins) and it cuts out the whole part of the game where you walk out of the dungeon and then back to town.  That way, the gameplay loop is - home, venturing out, questing/conflict until you're overencumbered or tired or whatever, then recalling back home.  It's basically the Hero's Journey circle, but in video game form.  Ordinary world -> special world -> Ordeals/Discovery -> Return to ordinary world.
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 28, 2023, 10:01:13 AM
I've actually used that Open Cities mod. It's pretty cool. Hopefully the next Elder Scrolls is just built that way from the start (and with bigger cities). Starfield seemed to accomplish that just fine.

Maybe instead if Mark and Recall, they could have a couple new spells. You could have an Escape spell that teleports you to the entrance of the dungeon that you used to get there. Helps you get out quickly. Another spell could be called Home, which teleports the player to a player home (or their last bed) of their choice. The catch could be that the spells take a while to cast, you have to stand still and have stable ground (no water or shaking ground), and are interrupted if any damage is taken, so they'd be better used out of combat, or if you manage to create enough distance. I also think they shouldn't work in Daedric realms. If you're in Vaermina's nightmare world, you should have to fight your way out of it. If you can just poof out of it, that feels like cheating.
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 28, 2023, 01:45:19 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on September 28, 2023, 10:01:13 AMAnother spell could be called Home, which teleports the player to a player home (or their last bed) of their choice. The catch could be that the spells take a while to cast, you have to stand still and have stable ground (no water or shaking ground), and are interrupted if any damage is taken, so they'd be better used out of combat, or if you manage to create enough distance.
You've literally described a hearthstone (which is essentially a very watered-down mark/recall that can only be bound to certain dev-specified points on the world map)
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Post by: Blackleaf on September 28, 2023, 04:16:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on September 29, 2023, 10:33:09 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 01, 2023, 01:05:39 AM


My stomach rumbled like a distant thunderstorm and there's a good chance some sort of gut bacteria either went extinct (at least one species is basically the medical equivalent of a shiny pokemon) or ascended to godhood, or both.  Also, my intestines twitched a little throughout the day but that's normal, right?  Right?!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 01, 2023, 03:53:11 PM


October is here at last.  Spookoween Season has officially begun!
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 01, 2023, 04:36:29 PM
Now that October is here, Jimmy Carter is 99 years old! Happy birthday Mr. President! 🫡
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 01, 2023, 06:09:49 PM
Kids these days.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 01, 2023, 08:04:36 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 01, 2023, 08:13:20 PM
First one in five pages that I 'got'.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 01, 2023, 08:29:39 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 01, 2023, 09:04:50 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 01, 2023, 08:13:20 PMFirst one in five pages that I 'got'.
Well, to quote Lopan, from Big Trouble in Little China, "You were not put on this world to 'get it'."
🤪
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 02, 2023, 07:07:17 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 01, 2023, 08:29:39 PM
He cheated! Somebody had already counted the number of hydrogen atoms in H2O!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2023, 10:51:36 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 02, 2023, 12:17:59 PM
"Pumpkin Spice"? She was the fat one?
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 02, 2023, 12:35:59 PM
That's a good nickname for The Donald... 💩
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2023, 07:04:10 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 02, 2023, 07:14:49 PM


Then: *duels to the first blood*

Now: no mean tweets, pls
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2023, 05:27:42 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 03, 2023, 05:32:27 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 03, 2023, 05:37:34 PM
Oh good, I was really afraid I've been committing a terrible sin! 🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 03, 2023, 05:38:44 PM
Did you hear Dolly has breast cancer?

CDC reports >800 dead so far.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 03, 2023, 11:07:53 PM


House elves: "Oh, we actually don't mind being slaves."

Hermione: "No! Owning people is wrong, and you should be free!"

Everyone else: "Hermione, you're being really obnoxious. You should really stop being offended on their behalf and let them continue to be happy little slaves."
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 04, 2023, 11:02:41 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 04, 2023, 11:37:10 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 03, 2023, 11:39:09 PM


The midwest flyover moocows always do thing wrong and hope it becomes a thing. see: Cincinnati chili.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 04, 2023, 12:58:31 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on October 04, 2023, 11:37:10 AMThe midwest flyover moocows always do thing wrong and hope it becomes a thing. see: Cincinnati chili.
I have a cousin who eats that every year in lieu of tortiere.

Ground beef + spaghetti + tomatoey meat sauce + shredded cheese

VS

Ground pork with potatoes and onions, all-spiced to perfection and steamy hot on a flaky crust with gravy boat

No contest!
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 05, 2023, 12:51:37 AM
Ah. A Skyline three-way. Some chick noted that on her profile on a dating site and I was like "this can't be what it sounds like."
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2023, 10:52:26 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2023, 03:24:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2023, 06:35:04 PM


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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 05, 2023, 06:49:36 PM
Anguish isn't my first language.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 05, 2023, 08:18:33 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 05, 2023, 08:37:10 PM
How do you feel when you finish eating at an Austrian restaurant? 🤔🍺
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 06, 2023, 06:48:50 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 05, 2023, 08:37:10 PMHow do you feel when you finish eating at an Austrian restaurant? 🤔🍺
You feel like mating. And the sheep are nervous.
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Post by: Cassia on October 06, 2023, 08:39:44 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 01, 2023, 04:36:29 PMNow that October is here, Jimmy Carter is 99 years old! Happy birthday Mr. President! 🫡
Responsible for the microbrew industry. Think I'll grab some pumpkin spice or Oct. fest brew this week.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 06, 2023, 09:38:22 AM
Quirky brews are okay, but negra Modelo is nice.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 06, 2023, 10:13:58 AM
Have any of you ever had any Billy Beer? 🤔 🍺
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Post by: Cassia on October 06, 2023, 10:24:50 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 06, 2023, 10:13:58 AMHave any of you ever had any Billy Beer? 🤔 🍺

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 06, 2023, 10:59:08 AM
San Miguel?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2023, 11:32:43 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 06, 2023, 02:44:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 06, 2023, 11:32:43 AM

Wait... Doesn't "fairest" in this context just mean "whitest?" lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 06, 2023, 02:58:23 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 06, 2023, 02:44:12 PMWait... Doesn't "fairest" in this context just mean "whitest?" lol
It depends (https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/05/16/313154674/mirror-mirror-does-fairest-mean-most-beautiful-or-most-white).  Sometimes, it's really just another word for beautiful.  But it could also mean paleness.  As in someone who doesn't have to toil the fields because they're rich enough to be able to stay indoors.  Unsurprisingly, guys were interested in marrying a rich woman.  In more modern times, this has changed - with pale being less attractive compared to a little tan. Once again, this is linked to wealth - those able to cultivate a nice tan are generally better off.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 06, 2023, 03:11:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 06, 2023, 02:58:23 PMIt depends (https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/05/16/313154674/mirror-mirror-does-fairest-mean-most-beautiful-or-most-white).  Sometimes, it's really just another word for beautiful.  But it could also mean paleness.  As in someone who doesn't have to toil the fields because they're rich enough to be able to stay indoors.  Unsurprisingly, guys were interested in marrying a rich woman.  In more modern times, this has changed - with pale being less attractive compared to a little tan. Once again, this is linked to wealth - those able to cultivate a nice tan are generally better off.



Yeah. That checks out. lol
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 06, 2023, 03:32:58 PM
^ A LITTLE, not a pumpkin-rindy orange. 😁
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Post by: Cassia on October 06, 2023, 04:07:42 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on October 06, 2023, 03:32:58 PM^ A LITTLE, not a pumpkin-rindy orange. 😁
He'd look good in an orange jumpsuit.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 06, 2023, 04:39:35 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 06, 2023, 03:11:38 PM

Yeah. That checks out. lol
"Tan", not "Turd".
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2023, 10:01:13 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2023, 11:30:20 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 07, 2023, 11:36:39 AM
Ha! I would've just laughed at the thing. But then, had I been alive in 1930 I wouldn't be who I am now, so who knows? 🤣
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 07, 2023, 11:37:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 07, 2023, 07:54:45 PM


Utinni!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 07, 2023, 08:32:00 PM
Jawas!
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 07, 2023, 08:57:01 PM
I went to Innsbruck on Google Earth, not really expecting to find that particular building, but I did! 🧐
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 09, 2023, 01:37:28 AM


Cats are the ones with the really rounded, almost human-like faces with pointy noses and flat teeth, right?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 09, 2023, 07:08:12 AM
I'd blame the drugs.
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 09, 2023, 02:19:20 PM
The drugs, they say, are made in California
We love your face,
We'd really like to sell you.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 09, 2023, 04:33:38 PM
Not a fan.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2023, 10:47:21 AM


Seek, and ye shall find
on the crossroads of Mulberry and Pine
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 10, 2023, 09:35:58 PM


"More than ever before in human history, we share a common destiny. We can master it only if we face it together. And that is why we have the United Nations."
- Kofi Annan
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2023, 01:59:18 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2023, 12:25:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 11, 2023, 09:51:26 PM


J'essaie!
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 12, 2023, 10:36:35 AM
Is thinking about the Roman Empire a thing?

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Post by: Unbeliever on October 12, 2023, 11:32:14 AM
I'm so lay I'm sirk doo so lay...
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 12, 2023, 02:29:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2023, 05:19:18 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on October 12, 2023, 10:36:35 AMIs thinking about the Roman Empire a thing?
Yeah, it's the guy equivalent of true crime podcasts.  Not that it has to be gendered, that's just generally how it is.

History is a subject with a lot of popular fascination, and the Roman Empire is basically the most well-documented history thing ever before WWII.  Plus, there have been a bunch of really good film and TV adaptations.  My personal favorite: HBO's Rome.
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 12, 2023, 06:10:36 PM
Interesting.

Does this mean I'm gender non-binary since I don't give a shit about either the Roman empire or true crime podcasts.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 12, 2023, 10:34:43 PM


Also, if you join the aliens, you'll get your own flying mount, have a loving family, and you won't ever have to endure a boring meeting or an insufferable boss ever again.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to be ableist and sexist towards people and then threaten their lives for literally no reason.  Hoo-rah!
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 12, 2023, 11:58:20 PM
Very convenient that every intelligent alien race out there looks like us. Imagine if one if we found intelligent aliens and they were more like octopi. ...Actually, scratch that. Some people would be into that too.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2023, 01:04:14 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 12, 2023, 11:58:20 PMVery convenient that every intelligent alien race out there looks like us.
In tv/film, it has typically been waaay easier to use human actors over non-human actors.  Though CGI has changed that somewhat.  So consider rubber-forehead aliens more of a storytelling convention than a factual claim.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 13, 2023, 01:53:06 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 13, 2023, 01:04:14 AMIn tv/film, it has typically been waaay easier to use human actors over non-human actors.  Though CGI has changed that somewhat.  So consider rubber-forehead aliens more of a storytelling convention than a factual claim.

So... I don't know how much flack to give them about that. There is such a thing as convergent evolution, so it may not be so unreasonable to think that an intelligent species would be similar to us. Until we actually find alien life, it would hard to know that. I think for an intelligent species like us to evolve, however, it has to be able to easily manipulate tools, or else it would be pretty limited in what it could do. So they'd probably have hands or something similar to them. At least initially. It's also possible that an intelligent species that is way ahead of the game compared to us might have evolved past the need for tools.

But even if convergent evolution created species like us, they probably wouldn't be THAT much like us. Their evolutionary history likely would have taken them a very different route to get to a similar result. Would they have two sexes like we do? Probably. That seems to make the most sense for reproduction, so evolution would probably develop that anywhere life develops. Would their females have boobs? Ehh... Doubtful. Even most mammals don't have anything resembling human boobs. We're pretty unique in that regard. Would they have skin? Maybe. Or maybe they'd have scales. Hair? Maybe something resembling it, since that would be good for both preserving or dispelling heat, allowing them to live in a wide variety of climates like we do.

I personally find it doubtful that any intelligent life form we find out there would look desirable to us. They might look vaguely human, but they'd probably be very strange looking to us. They'd probably be looking at us lightly-haired apes like, "Ugh! What is that? Gross!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2023, 04:56:03 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 13, 2023, 01:53:06 AMWould they have two sexes like we do? Probably. That seems to make the most sense for reproduction, so evolution would probably develop that anywhere life develops.
There are plenty of exceptions to that among animals and even mammals so I don't think it'd be that cut-and-dry.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 13, 2023, 10:36:10 PM




Strip monopoly, how does that even work?!  You can't possibly create a reasonable rent/strip ratio!
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 13, 2023, 11:19:10 PM
Won't get another Friday the 13th until September next year.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2023, 01:36:48 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 14, 2023, 01:44:10 PM
That is a very disturbing picture! 😵
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2023, 06:00:51 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 14, 2023, 06:20:14 PM
Maybe it's a coven of hammerheads? 🤔

Party on ladies! 🥳
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 14, 2023, 07:58:54 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 14, 2023, 09:02:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 14, 2023, 07:58:54 PM

😄 Been there and done that, mostly with soup. I'd generally consume about half of a can of soup that way. Now I zorch it for a prescribed time in the microwave.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 14, 2023, 09:12:09 PM
I don't even heat soup, I just eat it right out of the can. Saves me having to wash the dishes. I just put in a little Crystal hot sauce and it's good to go.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 14, 2023, 10:07:02 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on October 14, 2023, 09:02:37 PM😄 Been there and done that, mostly with soup. I'd generally consume about half of a can of soup that way. Now I zorch it for a prescribed time in the microwave.
3 minutes does 99% of the canned items I nuke. Heat water for bone broth, 3 mins.
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 14, 2023, 11:43:34 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 14, 2023, 06:20:14 PMMaybe it's a coven of hammerheads? 🤔


Maybe it's a lesbian orgy.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 14, 2023, 11:49:50 PM
Oh boy  can I watch!? 👀

Hammerheads "pounding" each other? 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 15, 2023, 12:51:14 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 15, 2023, 01:00:04 AM
Ha! The Excocist! 🤪

I really hated that movie when I saw it on the big screen. 😵
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 15, 2023, 10:42:41 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 14, 2023, 11:49:50 PMOh boy  can I watch!? 👀

Hammerheads "pounding" each other? 🤣
Something fishy about that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 15, 2023, 10:44:47 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 15, 2023, 01:00:04 AMHa! The Excocist! 🤪

I really hated that movie when I saw it on the big screen. 😵
My sister, age 17 at the time, insisted I go with her to see that movie. She bailed when the pea soup hit the fan. I stayed, seen worse. I found her in the lobby, the only girl with four boys who had also bailed. She later told me the vibes were there for firting, they were all too freaked.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 15, 2023, 11:06:20 AM
I didn't bawl or anything, I just hated the movie. I was still a Christian at the time, thought it was blasphemous. I'd probably just laugh at it if I saw it again.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 15, 2023, 11:30:10 AM


"Sources?  I can't give you sources because I'd be laughed out of the room if I cited some wackjob youtuber and Patriots4AmericaDotRu"
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 15, 2023, 12:17:35 PM


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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 15, 2023, 12:17:50 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 15, 2023, 12:18:13 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 15, 2023, 12:18:32 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 15, 2023, 12:19:28 PM


How do you solve a problem like a Meowaria...
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 15, 2023, 01:05:23 PM
Breathe deep the gathering gloom...


☠️
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 15, 2023, 01:11:01 PM
The people who think it's blasphemous don't know religions' histories.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 15, 2023, 01:43:04 PM
Yeah, religion is blasphemy... 😇
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 15, 2023, 03:48:44 PM
Watch light fade from every room.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 15, 2023, 09:49:56 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 16, 2023, 08:22:31 AM
Are they implying that dead people aren't human?
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 16, 2023, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 16, 2023, 08:22:31 AMAre they implying that dead people aren't human?

I was going to make a joke on this but the thing that came to mind is "Dead Lives Matter" which I have decided is in poor taste.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 16, 2023, 03:44:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 16, 2023, 08:22:31 AMAre they implying that dead people aren't human?
It's just a simple invert joke (ghosts telling humans stories instead of humans telling ghost stories) don't read into it too much.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 16, 2023, 05:00:31 PM
My joke must have been dificulter.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 16, 2023, 11:33:50 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 17, 2023, 12:31:03 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2023, 09:53:36 AM


Oh no, something "scary" that's actually just a less popular part of nature.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2023, 08:38:38 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 18, 2023, 08:55:05 PM
Oh man of war?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2023, 10:09:58 PM
It might be a fireship, 'cause that's a burner (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_graffiti)!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2023, 10:56:10 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 18, 2023, 11:30:17 PM
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with  but I was tripping all day.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 18, 2023, 11:51:00 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 19, 2023, 07:39:08 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 18, 2023, 11:30:17 PMI bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with  but I was tripping all day.
What's your most kinky apparel? You're shoes. They like being tied up.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2023, 12:22:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 19, 2023, 10:54:32 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 20, 2023, 04:43:23 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2023, 09:34:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 20, 2023, 09:35:10 PM
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 20, 2023, 10:45:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 20, 2023, 09:35:10 PM
In Fallout isn't that when the world blew itself up???
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 20, 2023, 11:12:36 PM
AM or PM? 🤔
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 21, 2023, 04:31:20 AM
10:10 is AM. 22:10 would be PM.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 21, 2023, 08:30:14 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 20, 2023, 11:12:36 PMAM or PM? 🤔
Yes.
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 21, 2023, 08:32:04 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 21, 2023, 04:31:20 AM10:10 is AM. 22:10 would be PM.
Not in the USofA or Fallout.

But I personally prefer the military clock and the European way of listing dates.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 21, 2023, 11:54:10 AM
My clock doesn't have a 22 on it. Is it broken?
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 21, 2023, 12:45:05 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 21, 2023, 08:32:04 AMNot in the USofA ...

Yeah, we really can't count above twelve.

...

BUT WE CAN DO IT TWICE!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2023, 12:46:55 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on October 21, 2023, 11:54:10 AMMy clock doesn't have a 22 on it. Is it broken?
Civie clocks are all broken even when they're running.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 21, 2023, 01:01:21 PM
But at least they're right twice a day... 😉
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 21, 2023, 01:26:46 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on October 21, 2023, 08:32:04 AMNot in the USofA or Fallout.

But I personally prefer the military clock and the European way of listing dates.

Aah OK. I just forgot...lol It's civillian over here.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2023, 01:27:45 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 21, 2023, 01:37:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 21, 2023, 01:27:45 PM

Or...Terry Pratchett rules.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2023, 02:04:03 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 21, 2023, 01:01:21 PMBut at least they're right twice a day... 😉
Not when they're running and they're wrong.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2023, 08:02:03 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 21, 2023, 08:07:29 PM
Never give the enemy a break.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2023, 11:13:25 PM


Some knaves in neighboring kingdoms say that the whole is just parts and the whole is an illusion, like lights lighting up in sequence, creating moving pictures as a result.  Our kingdom asserts that moving pictures are an emergent and distinct phenomenon from mere blinking lights.  Death to the heretics!
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 21, 2023, 11:27:24 PM
I guess ontogeny really does recapitulate phylogeny! 🤓
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 21, 2023, 11:49:29 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 22, 2023, 12:13:09 AM
I think French kissing is better than French fries, but French fries are better with catsup.
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 22, 2023, 12:59:24 AM
That's an Occam's Razor joke, right?
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 22, 2023, 01:57:35 AM
I shave with Occam's razor! 😉
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2023, 08:46:57 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2023, 05:01:23 PM


Also, the mammals have ear bones (like pig ears are all bone lol)

e.g. :

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2023, 05:51:15 PM
We wouldn't want reality to intrude, now would we.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 22, 2023, 05:59:14 PM
Idk, it's more amusing than infuriating - but the human skeletons are more or less lifelike (fun fact: until about 30-40 years ago, most skeletons on display at schools in the US were actual human skeletons) but the animal ones take creative license and clearly, the least familiar animals are the most distorted (potential explaination: most writers are human)

I just think it's funny to imagine spiders with rib cages, because how tf would it even molt and grow?  It's crazy.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 22, 2023, 06:13:08 PM
I'd love to have one of those octopus skeletons! 🐙 🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2023, 06:21:23 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 22, 2023, 06:13:08 PMI'd love to have one of those octopus skeletons! 🐙 🤣
Diet and exercise.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 22, 2023, 07:20:23 PM
Well, to paraphrase Worf, today is a good day to diet. 🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2023, 07:54:27 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 22, 2023, 07:20:23 PMWell, to paraphrase Worf, today is a good day to diet. 🤣
Three quarters of DIET is DIE.
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 22, 2023, 07:59:29 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up skeletons the last couple years that are just human skeletons but twelve feet tall and I have to say, they are disturbing. It's like Attack On Titan or something.

Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 22, 2023, 07:54:27 PMThree quarters of DIET is DIE.

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Post by: Unbeliever on October 22, 2023, 09:15:49 PM
The pope needs a diet of worms! 🪱 🤣
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 22, 2023, 09:23:30 PM
Like a human centipede?
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 22, 2023, 10:16:19 PM
Worms don't have legs, do they? 🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2023, 01:46:44 AM


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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2023, 10:33:17 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 23, 2023, 12:55:37 PM
Cocaine Bear and Marijuana Bear?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2023, 03:17:16 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 23, 2023, 03:22:11 PM
Maybe they'll elect a naked guy and call him the streaker of the House. 🥳
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 23, 2023, 05:03:21 PM
GOP has humans now?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 23, 2023, 10:01:55 PM


Fuses two genres together!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 25, 2023, 03:33:48 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 23, 2023, 10:33:17 AM

I only have the left one, sitting in the position of the one at the right. The right one has died.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 25, 2023, 06:22:09 AM
Watching too much Fox "News"?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 25, 2023, 10:31:53 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 25, 2023, 10:36:31 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 25, 2023, 11:24:08 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 25, 2023, 06:22:09 AMWatching too much Fox "News"?
Fox News is an oxymoron.  🤪
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Post by: Dark Lightning on October 25, 2023, 11:32:39 AM
I've been calling it "Faux" News for almost two decades.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 25, 2023, 12:12:05 PM
It's full of ultra-morons! 🤣
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Post by: the_antithesis on October 25, 2023, 12:13:28 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on October 25, 2023, 06:22:09 AMWatching too much Fox "News"?

I prefer Fox Nudes.

Who cares what they say?
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 25, 2023, 12:35:06 PM
Fuck Snooze is how I often refer to it. 🤠
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 25, 2023, 12:52:19 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 25, 2023, 11:24:08 AMFox News is an oxymoron.  🤪
"Fox Bads" was taken.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 25, 2023, 11:07:08 PM


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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 26, 2023, 11:12:54 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 25, 2023, 10:36:31 AM

Oh...erm, stamps... Let's love them. At least warm up to them. I'm not even autistic. I mean for the love of all kinds of atypicals... I mean we could have pins, but it would be difficult at this day and age. Stamps have been around a long time. Stamps are colourful, fun and beautiful...lol.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 26, 2023, 11:27:16 AM
They haven't stamped out those stamps yet? 😉
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 26, 2023, 12:47:07 PM


If I could command spiders to only attack insects and leave humans completely alone, I would surround myself with them.  I'd take them on nature walks and picnics and sporting events and just annihilate local fly/mosquito populations like the scourge of god.  My house would be surrounded by spider webs, leaving alone only an archway for the front door.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 26, 2023, 02:29:12 PM
I guess an anteater would be handy to have along at picnics. 
🐜
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 26, 2023, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 26, 2023, 12:47:07 PM

If I could command spiders to only attack insects and leave humans completely alone, I would surround myself with them.  I'd take them on nature walks and picnics and sporting events and just annihilate local fly/mosquito populations like the scourge of god.  My house would be surrounded by spider webs, leaving alone only an archway for the front door.

I've had so much of a wasp problem this Summer. I tried driving them away with mint. I tried trapping them. We had people come and spray outside the house. They kept coming back. I think they only ended up dying eventually because of the draught. Had no rain for like a month.

If I could have made an alliance with the spiders, that they could build wherever they want as long as they don't block the doors, they keep their distance, and they don't bite, I'd have done it in a second. Just kill the wasps. They're dicks. People who try to pretend they only attack in self-defense are in denial. I had one fly at the window of my car trying to get at me, and that was when I escaped out the garage door to avoid them.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 26, 2023, 04:06:53 PM
Have you ever tried those sticky fly strips? They should work well for other flying bugs. 🪰🦟
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 26, 2023, 04:32:00 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 26, 2023, 04:06:53 PMHave you ever tried those sticky fly strips? They should work well for other flying bugs. 🪰🦟

If they come back next Summer, I'll try that. But they completely ignored my home made traps. I had a two liter soda bottle, cut off the top, put the top on upside-down, and filled it with sugar water. The sweet smell was supposed to draw them to it, crawling down through the opening. But because of how the opening is positioned, they find it easy to enter and nearly impossible to get out. They just completely ignored it. Never caught a single thing.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 26, 2023, 04:46:25 PM
What kind of wasps are they? There's a bunch of different kinds. And they all suck.
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Post by: Blackleaf on October 26, 2023, 06:08:51 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 26, 2023, 04:46:25 PMWhat kind of wasps are they? There's a bunch of different kinds. And they all suck.

The one that attacked my window was a yellow jacket, I think. But it was a mix of different kinds. Most I saw were just red wasps of various sizes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 27, 2023, 12:45:35 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 27, 2023, 12:19:35 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 27, 2023, 01:25:10 PM
Oh, good, then that's just one less thing I have to worry about! 🥸
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 29, 2023, 01:52:44 AM


A member of clade Squamata has taken residence within my footwear.
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 29, 2023, 02:08:04 AM
Checking the footwear for venomous snakes is a must in some parts of the world. 🐍
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Post by: Mike Cl on October 29, 2023, 09:17:14 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 29, 2023, 02:08:04 AMChecking the footwear for venomous snakes is a must in some parts of the world. 🐍
For awhile I lived in a part of CA where one had to check one's shoes for scorpions before putting them on. 
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 29, 2023, 10:31:28 AM


Zut alors!  Allez-vous à Paris déjà!
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 29, 2023, 11:23:11 AM
Checking out celebrity news today:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 29, 2023, 11:37:42 AM
Swooshed me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 29, 2023, 04:44:37 PM
Benny's voice actor is Matthew Perry
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Post by: Unbeliever on October 29, 2023, 05:08:08 PM
The guy who just died? I've never watched Friends, so I'm not really familiar with him, but I couldn't help hearing about his recent demise.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 29, 2023, 05:40:56 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 29, 2023, 04:44:37 PMBenny's voice actor is Matthew Perry
Uh, ... k.
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2023, 09:32:31 AM
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Post by: Cassia on October 30, 2023, 04:28:16 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 30, 2023, 05:20:31 PM
"most" whats?
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2023, 08:15:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 30, 2023, 09:49:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2023, 12:31:19 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2023, 01:57:14 AM
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Post by: Cassia on October 31, 2023, 08:58:07 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 31, 2023, 12:31:19 AM
Except that is dynamic RAM that loses its contents if powered off, LOL.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on October 31, 2023, 09:08:59 AM
Okay, so turn Europe back on when you need it. Don't leave it running, it just draws power and slows the whole system down.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2023, 10:33:14 AM
"The forbidden fruit was never an apple." Or a fruit for that matter lol.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2023, 10:34:36 AM
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Post by: Cassia on October 31, 2023, 11:11:19 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on October 31, 2023, 10:33:14 AM"The forbidden fruit was never an apple." Or a fruit for that matter lol.


The Cubans say it was a "Papaya".

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Post by: Hydra009 on October 31, 2023, 02:38:21 PM


In fairness to Kira, the Bajorans and Cardassians don't celebrate Halloween, the Klingons ALWAYS celebrate Halloween, and the humans usually do something low-key amongst themselves.

Also, through legal trickery, Quark made himself the sole candy proprieter on the station, charging 400% markup during holidays (he also considers every day a holiday of some sort)
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on October 31, 2023, 03:25:06 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on October 30, 2023, 09:49:33 PM

Featuring such timeless classics as:

- In space no-one can hear you sing.
- No-no-Nostromo
- I know you inside-out. (Aka, the chestburster song)
- Staying a hive.
- Cryo-ing myself to sleep.
- They mostly dance at night, mostly.
- Nuke the site from orbit.
- Express elevator to hell.
- Mother Mia(, here I go again).
- We don´t talk about the bonus.
- Hey Vazquez! (Have you ever been mistake for a man?)
- Can I dream?


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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2023, 01:25:36 AM


I want to hire this guy so bad.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2023, 02:47:24 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2023, 12:06:43 PM


*spears, throwable rocks, and torches intensify*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 01, 2023, 12:09:35 PM
Oh yeah? Well, I never saw a T-rex with a spear wound! Explain THAT Mr. Evilutionist!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2023, 02:38:50 PM
Let's just say that there's a reason why sloths keep to the trees nowadays.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 01, 2023, 03:11:54 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 01, 2023, 12:09:35 PMOh yeah? Well, I never saw a T-rex with a spear wound! Explain THAT Mr. Evilutionist!
Oh yeah? Well, I never saw a Roman soldier with an AK-47 wound! Explain THAT Mr. Anthropologist!
🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 01, 2023, 10:25:24 PM


My family in Settlers of Catan.  6 sheep for 1 ore is highway robbery and you know it!  And no, we didn't use the bank because we wanted the gritty realism of city-states vying for dominance in a truly anarchic system, just like the real world (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchy_(international_relations)).  And then my city state floundered like Spain in the 1800s.  Because God is dead, life is struggle and pain, and politics is the vicious struggle of man against man lacking both wisdom and guidance.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 02, 2023, 09:29:35 AM
I love Asteroids.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 02, 2023, 02:15:59 PM
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Post by: Cassia on November 02, 2023, 02:50:18 PM
Halloween
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 02, 2023, 03:32:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 02, 2023, 09:29:35 AMI love Asteroids.
The video game? 🤔
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Post by: Cassia on November 02, 2023, 03:43:10 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 01, 2023, 01:25:36 AM

I want to hire this guy so bad.
Ironically, I read SBF made a $500 million investment in AI startup Anthropic using customer's money illegally and it came through big time and all the victims could be made whole again.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 03, 2023, 12:34:42 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 01, 2023, 01:25:36 AM

I want to hire this guy so bad.

IDK He draws ties where there is no tie.

No tie left for you. On my way to better things.
No tie left for you. I've got myself some wings.
No tie left for you. Distant roads are callin' me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2023, 01:26:28 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 03, 2023, 12:34:42 AMIDK He draws ties where there is no tie.
The tie is the least significant alteration.  He took greek Chris Griffin and gave us Phoenix Wright's GQ photoshoot.  If it weren't for the hair and being told that one was based on the other, I'd swear that there's no connection at all.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 03, 2023, 06:55:47 AM
Artistic fucking license, bitch!

;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 03, 2023, 02:29:59 PM


Fellas, is it gay to be thirsty from time to time?

*misses connecting flight because I can only drink water at the airport bar like a manly man*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 03, 2023, 03:11:36 PM
Thirsty for LOVE!
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Post by: Cassia on November 03, 2023, 08:21:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 03, 2023, 02:29:59 PM

Fellas, is it gay to be thirsty from time to time?

*misses connecting flight because I can only drink water at the airport bar like a manly man*
I sort of feel sorry for young guys looking for love these days. Between all the 'onlyfans' girls, the 'influencers', and all the ladies who somehow deserve 6'2" rich guys, LOL. Yet they can't converse beyond their own desires or name what continent Egypt is part of.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 03, 2023, 08:30:34 PM
At least they're not in-continent...
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Post by: Cassia on November 03, 2023, 10:04:03 PM
Have some nephews who are done with dating. I have met a few of their girl "friends" and the entitlement is off the charts. Imagine having so much gravity that the entire known, but somehow tiny universe, literally revolves around you and only you.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2023, 01:20:52 AM
Quote from: Cassia on November 03, 2023, 08:21:30 PMname what continent Egypt is part of.
That's easy.  The Ancient continent, hence ancient Egypt.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 04, 2023, 01:36:12 AM
No. Egypt is obviously from the Middle East contentinent.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2023, 01:52:54 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 04, 2023, 01:36:12 AMNo. Egypt is obviously from the Middle East contentinent.
That's a fictitious term.  It's impossible to be in the middle of something and also to the east of it!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 04, 2023, 07:58:07 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 04, 2023, 01:52:54 AMThat's a fictitious term.  It's impossible to be in the middle of something and also to the east of it!
Unless it's Eden.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 04, 2023, 11:41:17 AM
Eden your heart out?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 04, 2023, 11:58:51 AM
If it's Barbara That Was, yes.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 04, 2023, 12:52:33 PM


Apparently, he makes these fake covers to read in public. People kinda know him.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 04, 2023, 01:30:41 PM
How about one titled "The End is Near - And I'm Sitting On It"
🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 04, 2023, 02:45:55 PM
Title candidate: "The First Penis In Mary's Vagina Was Her Son's."
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 04, 2023, 03:12:31 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 04, 2023, 12:52:33 PM

Apparently, he makes these fake covers to read in public. People kinda know him.

If people are starting to recognize him as "that guy with the fake covers," it's not working. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 04, 2023, 04:30:29 PM
No need to bust out fake covers.  I just use a hollowed-out copy of Dianetics.  Wide berth.  Potentially, there's also the chance of being mistaken for a celebrity.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 04, 2023, 04:57:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 04, 2023, 04:30:29 PMNo need to bust out fake covers.  I just use a hollowed-out copy of Dianetics.  Wide berth.  Potentially, there's also the chance of being mistaken for a celebrity.
What a Travolting development!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 05, 2023, 10:49:28 AM


No Syzygy November
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 05, 2023, 01:15:36 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 04, 2023, 03:12:31 PMIf people are started to recognize him as "that guy with the fake covers," it's not working. lol

LOL Yeah Well, I saw a post like that in Pinterest under this one. There was also a post made of pics taken by other people, reading books with these covers.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2023, 03:40:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2023, 08:22:54 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 06, 2023, 08:37:09 PM
At least your apprentice didn't turn you into Rebecca... 😉
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2023, 08:43:17 PM
Newts aren't scaly.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2023, 09:01:59 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2023, 08:43:17 PMNewts aren't scaly.
The apprentice is *really* new...
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 06, 2023, 09:06:28 PM


"Y'all got any picnic baskets?"
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 06, 2023, 09:18:48 PM
He's smarter than the average teddy bear... 😉 🐻
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 06, 2023, 09:44:36 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 06, 2023, 09:01:59 PMThe apprentice is *really* new...
You don't take shortcuts when you're doing the lab work for a grade. The wizard will spot it immediately and you'll quickly know more about newts than a mammal should know. Be warned.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 07, 2023, 01:29:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 06, 2023, 09:06:28 PM

"Y'all got any picnic baskets?"

I would nope the fuck out of there and never come back.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2023, 02:35:54 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 07, 2023, 01:29:01 AMI would nope the fuck out of there and never come back.
I'd just accept it as the burden I bear.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 07, 2023, 07:24:44 AM
Who are we to deny him the bear necessities.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 07, 2023, 10:06:02 AM
Yeah, that critter has the right to keep bear arms.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 07, 2023, 11:08:09 AM
He's naked!
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 07, 2023, 11:23:05 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 07, 2023, 11:08:09 AMHe's naked!

Bear naked?
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 07, 2023, 11:24:06 AM
Bear ass naked with fries!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 07, 2023, 11:39:44 AM
Well, if it was dressed in a tuxedo it would be even scarier! 🐨
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 07, 2023, 12:37:02 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 07, 2023, 11:39:44 AMWell, if it was dressed in a tuxedo it would be even scarier! 🐨
Rabid penguin bears. Sounds like a blockbuster.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2023, 05:06:37 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 07, 2023, 06:24:06 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 07, 2023, 06:27:29 PM
Swooshed again.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2023, 12:09:12 AM
The intersection is the type of person who would do the thing.  Left wouldn't do it, Center would think about it, Right would miss work because they're doing it so much.  Top row is a fairly normal activity, center row is an evil activity, bottom row is a very eccentric thing.  E.g. Pippin is a fool of a took.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2023, 06:49:09 AM
Um, okay.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2023, 10:35:56 AM


Sleeping, also no.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 08, 2023, 10:39:24 AM
I dunno man.
I sleep about 6 hours a night.
8 seems ´yes´ to me
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 08, 2023, 11:17:13 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 08, 2023, 11:19:23 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 08, 2023, 11:20:58 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 08, 2023, 11:21:18 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2023, 11:42:44 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 08, 2023, 10:39:24 AMI dunno man.
I sleep about 6 hours a night.
8 seems ´yes´ to me


With any luck, one day I'll get a disorder named after me.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2023, 01:35:29 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 08, 2023, 11:21:18 AM
Too manipulative.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2023, 02:53:07 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 08, 2023, 03:16:39 PM
???????
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 08, 2023, 05:09:40 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 08, 2023, 03:16:39 PM???????
"Paldin" was a gun-for-hire on the TV show "Have Gun, Will Travel". Richard Boone, quite the badass for the day, played Paladin. I guess what's his name up there is afraid of getting shot. I could be wrong.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 08, 2023, 05:30:08 PM
I remember Paladin, but what does BBEG mean? 🤔
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 08, 2023, 05:34:09 PM
About 25 years ago I thought about writing a book about knight's tours, and I was wanting to title it The Peripatetic Paladin: Journeys of the Knight. I never got around to it though.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 08, 2023, 06:57:29 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 08, 2023, 05:30:08 PMI remember Paladin, but what does BBEG mean? 🤔

Big bad evil guy

BAsically, the big bad of a campaign in dnd.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 08, 2023, 07:34:47 PM
Ah, that's why I didn't know - never played D&D. 🐲
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 08, 2023, 09:59:07 PM
Big Bad Evil Guy (BBEG) was popularized on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which often had a monster-of-the-week format.  The term has been embraced in tabletop games, but it's actually more of a general term for the main villain, often someone who seeks to conquer and/or destroy the world, often through intermediaries who do the actual dirty work.

Fun fact: the main underling of the BBEG is known as the Dragon (more figurative than literal, though it can be literal).  And in every type of media there is, it's customary for the heroes to only be aware of the Dragon and fighting against the Dragon at first.  Then, after the Dragon is defeated or killed or joins the heroes, then the BBEG is revealed to continue and escalate conflict.

It's such an incredibly common trope in fiction that Dragon/Big Bad pairs in movies is a huge chunk of all good vs evil type movies - action movies, fantasy movies, etc.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 08, 2023, 10:25:47 PM
Never heard the term, but I "watch" TV when I walk through the room, and avoid movies like the plague, in or out of theaters.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 09, 2023, 09:13:31 AM
Blanket refusal of anything, a good idea?
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 09, 2023, 11:51:10 AM
I refuse blankets all the time.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 09, 2023, 12:04:15 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 09, 2023, 09:13:31 AMBlanket refusal of anything, a good idea?

A Blanket refusal to look into my Search history is a real good idea.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 09, 2023, 12:38:10 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 09, 2023, 12:04:15 PMA Blanket refusal to look into my Search history is a real good idea.
Amazon had a good price for that. I was going to look into it.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 09, 2023, 01:31:56 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 09, 2023, 12:04:15 PMA Blanket refusal to look into my Search history is a real good idea.

Is it an electric blanket?

Because it's shocking?

BOOSH!
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 10, 2023, 12:18:12 AM
The paladin is also one of the most virtuous of characters. They're sworn to an oath to do good, and breaking their oath results in their powers being taken away. So a paladin responding to the BBEG with, "No, actually, he's got a point." That's a pretty big turn.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2023, 12:36:07 AM
Oh, now I got it. I knew of Paladins, but I had no idea of the BBEG...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2023, 12:37:50 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 10, 2023, 12:18:12 AMThe paladin is also one of the most virtuous of characters. They're sworn to an oath to do good, and breaking their oath results in their powers being taken away. So a paladin responding to the BBEG with, "No, actually, he's got a point." That's a pretty big turn.

Virtuous or lawful? I thought they were lawful good.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 10, 2023, 01:19:34 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2023, 12:37:50 AMVirtuous or lawful? I thought they were lawful good.
They used to be restricted to only lawful good, but the rules are a lot looser on that lately.  Still, 9 times out of 10, the Paladin is a scion of virtue, vanquisher of evil, and protector of the innocent.  So a change of heart, especially towards the main villain is indeed a big turn.
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 10, 2023, 01:20:59 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 10, 2023, 12:37:50 AMVirtuous or lawful? I thought they were lawful good.

Most are probably lawful good, because they are compelled to follow the rules set before them and to never stray from them, but it might depend on the specific oath they have taken. Paladins at the third level choose from a list of oaths. Before then, they're considered to be paladins in training. The Oath of the Ancients is one where they pledge to use acts of kindness, mercy, and forgiveness to combat despair. These kinds of paladins could be neutral or chaotic good, as long as they remain pure.

Paladins of the Oath of Devotion are the white knights of paladins. They must be honest, courageous, compassionate, honorable, and dutiful at all times. They cannot lie, run from a battle (unless it's a strategically sound decision rather than cowardice), disobey just authority figures, etc. These are perhaps the most lawfully centered paladins, since their oath is more about following rules rather than making a positive impact.

And then there's the Oath of Vengeance. Their policy can best be summed up as "do unto others." Evil must be extinguished, without mercy. Those harmed by evil must be given restitution. While the other two oaths emphasize personal purity, these paladins are all about results. If your enemy has an enemy, the latter is your ally. Lesser evils are justified if they bring the end to a greater evil. I feel like these types of paladins make the most sense as chaotic good characters, since what is "good" is up to the paladin's own judgement.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 10, 2023, 07:30:17 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 10, 2023, 01:19:34 AMThey used to be restricted to only lawful good, but the rules are a lot looser on that lately.  Still, 9 times out of 10, the Paladin is a scion of virtue, vanquisher of evil, and protector of the innocent.  So a change of heart, especially towards the main villain is indeed a big turn.
Or "...more inclusive to non-conventional life styles"? [beep]
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2023, 01:23:35 AM




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Post by: Cassia on November 11, 2023, 07:46:25 AM
As an illiterate reader, I think Arabic writings look very soft, flowing and artistic when not white on a black flag, Russian Crylic writing looks very post-apocalyptic or old-industrial and Chinese just look like it would be impossible to learn.  
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 11, 2023, 08:44:32 AM
They teach Chinese Hànzì to children, so it's just a matter of training. When I was in Japan, Yokosuka Naval Base, there was a shop right across the street from the main gate. They claimed to have ten thousand "most commonly used" ... chop sticks ... .*


*Don't use that  phrase in Japan, okay?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2023, 12:26:00 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on November 11, 2023, 12:32:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 13, 2023, 01:52:55 AM


Sure, if you want to be technical about it...
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Post by: Cassia on November 13, 2023, 09:29:34 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 13, 2023, 01:52:55 AMSure, if you want to be technical about it...
Perfect for sleepovers. I have no clue about MJs doings, but even in the best-case scenario, the lack of discretionary judgement is astounding.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 14, 2023, 03:47:44 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 14, 2023, 04:30:11 PM
I'm not surprised, given that Yucca Flat has been called the most irradiated, nuclear-blasted spot on the face of the Earth. 😵

If that is Yucca Flat,  since there shouldn't be an "s" at the end of Flat.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 14, 2023, 05:26:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 14, 2023, 03:47:44 PM
Easier to screams if you have LUNGS. Just sayin'.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 14, 2023, 05:59:37 PM
Yeah, and vocal chords...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 14, 2023, 06:11:14 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 14, 2023, 05:59:37 PMYeah, and vocal chords...
Mere quibble.

(Not to be confused with the Mare Quibble, located south of Themyscira.)
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Post by: Cassia on November 14, 2023, 08:17:34 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 14, 2023, 11:55:31 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 14, 2023, 04:30:11 PMIf that is Yucca Flat,  since there shouldn't be an "s" at the end of Flat.

Apparently that has been a common mistake.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 15, 2023, 01:37:15 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2023, 07:49:52 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 14, 2023, 11:55:31 PMApparently that has been a common mistake.

"Flats" is correct. Short for "flatlands".
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 15, 2023, 12:21:15 PM
Well, Google, Google Earth and Wikipedia call it Yucca Flat, without the "s", so I assume that's the proper way of spelling it.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 15, 2023, 01:12:25 PM
A better answer to this conundrum, who fucking cares? I don't live there.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2023, 02:23:08 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 15, 2023, 12:21:15 PMWell, Google, Google Earth and Wikipedia call it Yucca Flat, without the "s", so I assume that's the proper way of spelling it.
The signs I saw there say "Flats". But what do locals know.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2023, 12:25:39 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2023, 01:32:07 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 15, 2023, 02:23:08 PMThe signs I saw there say "Flats". But what do locals know.
There's a Yucca Flats campground in Colorado. Maybe that's the source of the confusion.
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Post by: Cassia on November 16, 2023, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 16, 2023, 01:32:07 PMThere's a Yucca Flats campground in Colorado. Maybe that's the source of the confusion.

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Post by: Cassia on November 16, 2023, 03:02:08 PM
I guess the place is still radioactive. Only about 12,000 years to go.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2023, 05:39:23 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 16, 2023, 06:44:45 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 16, 2023, 06:52:04 PM
Ha! Kiwis eating kiwi!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 16, 2023, 07:06:34 PM
Cannibals!!!
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 17, 2023, 12:06:51 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 17, 2023, 12:38:13 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 16, 2023, 12:25:39 PM


Someone else saw the Critic.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 17, 2023, 05:23:18 PM


The cat will be okay, it still has 8 lives left.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2023, 08:45:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2023, 09:43:56 PM


Spoiler: their menu is only vaguely like southwestern American cuisine.  It's like looking at something through a shot glass to a mirror then back through another shot glass and then drawing it from memory.



I...I think I understand the Taco Bell stuff now.  I get it now.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2023, 09:52:07 PM
Food tourism, it's a thing. And an adventure.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 19, 2023, 11:17:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 19, 2023, 09:43:56 PM


Are they made with real Navajos?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 19, 2023, 11:49:15 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 19, 2023, 09:52:07 PMFood tourism, it's a thing. And an adventure.
Food tourism is defined as traveling to a foreign locale and tasting their food.  This is the inverse of that.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 20, 2023, 12:32:20 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 19, 2023, 09:43:56 PM

What's with the classroom pic?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 20, 2023, 12:44:10 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 20, 2023, 12:50:50 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 20, 2023, 12:51:13 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 20, 2023, 12:51:52 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 20, 2023, 07:11:49 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 19, 2023, 11:49:15 PMFood tourism is defined as traveling to a foreign locale and tasting their food.  This is the inverse of that.
It's touted as an adventure and the travelers think it is an adventure, so to them it is an adventure. YMMV

As for me, food is very low on my adventure list.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 20, 2023, 07:15:09 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 20, 2023, 12:32:20 AMWhat's with the classroom pic?
Looks like a Japanese restaurant I used to go to when I was stationed in Yokosuka. The Japanese put plastic models of their food in a display case outside the establishment. I got a waiter to follow me outside so I could point out the dish I was interested in. Got a deep bow and bowl of something that tasted like who fucking knows.
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Post by: Cassia on November 20, 2023, 08:00:26 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 20, 2023, 07:11:49 AMIt's touted as an adventure and the travelers think it is an adventure, so to them it is an adventure. YMMV

As for me, food is very low on my adventure list.
I do enjoy reading the negative restaurant reviews on Yelp.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2023, 10:00:32 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 20, 2023, 12:50:50 AM

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Post by: Unbeliever on November 20, 2023, 10:49:02 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 20, 2023, 07:11:49 AMIt's touted as an adventure and the travelers think it is an adventure, so to them it is an adventure. YMMV

As for me, food is very low on my adventure list.
Yeah, I eat whatever I have to in order to stay alive, and that's about it.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 20, 2023, 10:54:25 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 20, 2023, 10:00:32 AM

If The Savior looked like THAT,  I might consider joining the cult... 😇
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 20, 2023, 11:56:20 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 20, 2023, 10:00:32 AM

I'd nail her.


...to a cross.


Wait, that sounds worse...
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 20, 2023, 12:24:03 PM
Prime candidate for impalement on the divine inseminator. 😁
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 20, 2023, 12:46:36 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 20, 2023, 10:49:02 AMYeah, I eat whatever I have to in order to stay alive, and that's about it.
I know exactly what you mean!  With onset of MDS my taste went haywire.  No matter what I eat, I am left with a horrid nasty after taste--everything tastes different.  I still smell the food as the same, but the taste is okay, but that damn after taste is not.  I'd just as soon not eat (and I loved food prior to that).  But I have to keep the stomach pain down; but I cannot tell a hunger pain from a gotta go pain.  Anyway, food is not fun any more--such is life......
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 20, 2023, 08:00:34 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 21, 2023, 03:02:51 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 20, 2023, 12:46:36 PMI know exactly what you mean!  With onset of MDS my taste went haywire.  No matter what I eat, I am left with a horrid nasty after taste--everything tastes different.  I still smell the food as the same, but the taste is okay, but that damn after taste is not.  I'd just as soon not eat (and I loved food prior to that).  But I have to keep the stomach pain down; but I cannot tell a hunger pain from a gotta go pain.  Anyway, food is not fun any more--such is life......

Because of acid reflux, I can't eat or drink pretty much anything any more. Good side is I've stopped smoking, and this time it is sure to stick, I can't stand the chest ache, tightness it causes with the reflux. I don't drink either. I've reduced the salt due to borderline tension which is not yet hyper apparently. So it is a healthy, and boring way of life. :/ But yeah it is life, what're you gonna do?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2023, 03:21:37 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 21, 2023, 03:02:51 AMBecause of acid reflux, I can't eat or drink pretty much anything any more.
Mine is still pretty mild, but I have to be careful with chocolates and fried/fatty foods and I absolutely can't eat to excess anymore (au revoir, buffets!)  If I overdo it (by say, eating a burger and then chugging a tall glass of chocolate milk), acid comes up and my throat feels tight and I dry heave for a while before finally burping my way back to being okay.  And sleeping with acid coming up is a dangerous and quite scary combination.

The silver lining is that I can still have spicy food so long as I tone down the meat and chase it with veggies or high-fiber foods.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2023, 07:57:47 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 21, 2023, 03:02:51 AMBecause of acid reflux, I can't eat or drink pretty much anything any more. Good side is I've stopped smoking, and this time it is sure to stick, I can't stand the chest ache, tightness it causes with the reflux. I don't drink either. I've reduced the salt due to borderline tension which is not yet hyper apparently. So it is a healthy, and boring way of life. :/ But yeah it is life, what're you gonna do?
I quit cold turkey in '88. "I'm stronger than this addiction!" Much to my surprise it turned out to be true. Haven't smoked since then.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2023, 08:00:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 21, 2023, 03:21:37 AMMine is still pretty mild, but I have to be careful with chocolates and fried/fatty foods and I absolutely can't eat to excess anymore (au revoir, buffets!)  If I overdo it (by say, eating a burger and then chugging a tall glass of chocolate milk), acid comes up and my throat feels tight and I dry heave for a while before finally burping my way back to being okay.  And sleeping with acid coming up is a dangerous and quite scary combination.

The silver lining is that I can still have spicy food so long as I tone down the meat and chase it with veggies or high-fiber foods.
Jack up your bed so you're head is a few inches higher than your stomach. Helps reduce the nightime reflux. I thought it was voodoo, but it works. I also suck on a Tums (antiacid pill) rather than chew it up. That helps me as well.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 21, 2023, 08:32:09 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 21, 2023, 01:11:40 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2023, 02:08:23 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2023, 02:14:47 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2023, 02:15:04 AM
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Post by: Cassia on November 23, 2023, 07:09:49 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2023, 02:15:04 AM
I can spend an hour watching crows doing all the things they do as they have their conversations. They know me well and often ask me to bring them some peanuts. They also know every spot where squirrels hide their winter goodies too. Even the blue jays or hawks won't really mess with crows. We also have smaller related grackles who show up by the dozen and have a beautiful multicolor sheen to their feathers in the sunshine.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2023, 07:50:03 AM
You can't feed anything else around here without the grackles descending.
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Post by: Cassia on November 23, 2023, 08:31:23 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2023, 07:50:03 AMYou can't feed anything else around here without the grackles descending.
Yeah, you can hear them crabbing from the trees as they assemble.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2023, 09:16:38 AM
Exception being the backyardigans, Mom and two kits who blackmailed me into feeding them. They rampage when their food dish is in danger. Kits aren't a year old yet but they go full viking when the need arises. Plus it's fun.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 23, 2023, 10:00:49 AM
Quote from: Cassia on November 23, 2023, 08:31:23 AMYeah, you can hear them crabbing from the trees as they assemble.

Crab birds?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2023, 10:01:43 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 23, 2023, 10:00:49 AMCrab birds?
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 23, 2023, 10:02:31 AM
Damn, that girl got a bad case of crabs.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 23, 2023, 10:47:06 AM
Quote from: Cassia on November 23, 2023, 07:09:49 AMI can spend an hour watching crows doing all the things they do as they have their conversations. They know me well and often ask me to bring them some peanuts. They also know every spot where squirrels hide their winter goodies too. Even the blue jays or hawks won't really mess with crows. We also have smaller related grackles who show up by the dozen and have a beautiful multicolor sheen to their feathers in the sunshine.
Flashed back to my grandparents small farm--I would sit on the lawn and watch two batches of barn swallows.  One nest in the barn and another in the garage.  They are the height of grace in the air, dancing around in the sky while ridding us of insects.  Beautiful.  And the added eye-candy of the wild canaries was an added bonus.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2023, 10:53:56 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 23, 2023, 10:02:31 AMDamn, that girl got a bad case of crabs.
Friday night late movie, starts after the 11 pm news. My old man comes in from second shift and sits down.

"What is this."
"Attack of the Crab Monsters."
"What's the scenario."
"Chihuahuas attacking New York City."
"Wasn't that on last week?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2023, 11:21:11 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 23, 2023, 11:37:57 AM
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Post by: Cassia on November 23, 2023, 11:54:42 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 23, 2023, 10:47:06 AMFlashed back to my grandparents small farm--I would sit on the lawn and watch two batches of barn swallows.  One nest in the barn and another in the garage.  They are the height of grace in the air, dancing around in the sky while ridding us of insects.  Beautiful.  And the added eye-candy of the wild canaries was an added bonus.
The indoor garden sections of our Home Depot and Lowes are filled with little tweeters. I think they are wrens and/or finches. They make shopping fun.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 23, 2023, 12:24:53 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 23, 2023, 02:08:23 AM
I've told you a million times - don't eggzajerate! 🥚
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2023, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: Cassia on November 23, 2023, 11:54:42 AMThe indoor garden sections of our Home Depot and Lowes are filled with little tweeters. I think they are wrens and/or finches. They make shopping fun.
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 23, 2023, 12:24:53 PMI've told you a million times - don't eggsagerate! 🥚
eggs act ly.
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Post by: Cassia on November 23, 2023, 06:09:36 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 23, 2023, 06:22:51 PM
Jesus christ how horrifying.
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Post by: Mike Cl on November 23, 2023, 06:29:53 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 23, 2023, 06:22:51 PMJesus christ how horrifying.
Yes,Jesus Christ is horrifying!!!!  As is the new Dutch leader!
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 23, 2023, 06:38:47 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on November 23, 2023, 06:29:53 PMYes,Jesus Christ is horrifying!!!!  As is the new Dutch leader!
Aye, makes me fear for our elections in 2024.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 23, 2023, 08:30:10 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on November 23, 2023, 06:22:51 PMJesus christ how horrifying.

That's fucking HILARIOUS! 🤣
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 24, 2023, 05:35:18 AM
God the fingers and toes in that pic... what's with the AI and hand&feet?

But yeah, it is horrifying, lol.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2023, 07:48:36 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 24, 2023, 05:35:18 AMGod the fingers and toes in that pic... what's with the AI and hand&feet?
Pigeon-toed human woman humping turkey. What's the problem?
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 24, 2023, 10:56:49 AM
That almost looks like Samantha, from Bewitched.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2023, 03:10:53 PM


"I was born at a very young age, youngest in my family in fact"

"When I was still very young, all my teeth fell out.  And this happened before I was even old enough to vote."
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 24, 2023, 08:32:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 23, 2023, 10:01:43 AM

Why do these old monster movie posters always have the monster grabbing some young blond woman?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2023, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 24, 2023, 08:32:39 PMWhy do these old monster movie posters always have the monster grabbing some young blond woman?
Please! That monster is Roger Corman, the man who invented the alien crawling carpet monster.

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Post by: Unbeliever on November 24, 2023, 08:41:26 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 24, 2023, 08:32:39 PMWhy do these old monster movie posters always have the monster grabbing some young blond woman?
Because the target demographic was teenage boys... 🤓
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2023, 08:57:07 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 24, 2023, 08:41:26 PMBecause the target demographic was teenage boys... 🤓
Damn straight, Vennie Price in "The Last Man On Earth", the primordial zombie movie. (-ish)
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Post by: Cassia on November 24, 2023, 09:13:00 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 24, 2023, 08:41:26 PMBecause the target demographic was teenage boys... 🤓
and "Tomboys". I was allowed to hang with my brother and watch cheesy 50's horror flicks like "The Thing" and "Braineaters". We loved the 'Kung Fu' TV show with David Caradine as 'Kwai Chang Caine', grasshopper.

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Post by: the_antithesis on November 24, 2023, 09:22:05 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2023, 08:35:35 PMPlease! That monster is Roger Corman, the man who invented the alien crawling carpet monster.



Robot Monster was Phil Tucker, not Corman. Corman made a lot of movies, but he didn't make all of them.

For example the carpet monster movie was The Creeping Terror was made by Vic Savage.

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Post by: Unbeliever on November 24, 2023, 09:26:03 PM
Quote from: Cassia on November 24, 2023, 09:13:00 PMand "Tomboys". I was allowed to hang with my brother and watch cheesy 50's horror flicks like "The Thing" and "Braineaters". We loved the 'Kung Fu' TV show with David Caradine as 'Kwai Chang Caine', grasshopper.


Oh, yeah, I watched that "religiously," and still do! 😃
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2023, 09:30:34 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 24, 2023, 09:22:05 PMRobot Monster was Phil Tucker, not Corman. Corman made a lot of movies, but he didn't make all of them.

For example the carpet monster movie was The Creeping Terror was made by Vic Savage.

If I was sober I'd have probably not remembered that anyway.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 24, 2023, 09:31:33 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 24, 2023, 09:22:05 PMRobot Monster was Phil Tucker, not Corman. Corman made a lot of movies, but he didn't make all of them.

For example the carpet monster movie was The Creeping Terror was made by Vic Savage.

You don't really have to eat a whole woman just because you want to eat some...well, you know... 😝
😺
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 24, 2023, 09:34:34 PM
That guy narrating sounded like Peter Graves.
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 24, 2023, 09:35:33 PM
Did Peter Graves ever say the word "hootnanny?"

I didn't think so.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 24, 2023, 09:58:25 PM
I bet he did, but I really don't know.  🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2023, 10:02:15 PM
I remember his brother's great lines in "The Thing From Another World".


Arrrrggggghhhhh.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 24, 2023, 11:08:26 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on November 24, 2023, 08:32:39 PMWhy do these old monster movie posters always have the monster grabbing some young blond woman?
Homage to King Kong?  Or just graphical shorthand for danger?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2023, 11:39:52 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 24, 2023, 11:08:26 PMHomage to King Kong?  Or just graphical shorthand for danger?
Or some hope for a little T/A.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 25, 2023, 01:13:07 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on November 24, 2023, 09:22:05 PM

This is hilarious... LOOL
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 25, 2023, 03:38:02 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 25, 2023, 03:38:32 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on November 25, 2023, 03:39:16 AM
I've no idea what's with the dynamites in the cartoons...
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Post by: SoldierofFortune on November 25, 2023, 04:45:41 AM
This thread is a real killer.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2023, 07:57:41 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 25, 2023, 01:13:07 AMThis is hilarious... LOOL
The company that was going to rent Corman a monster suit welched on the deal and he had to slap something together quickly. Enter the Goodwill.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2023, 07:59:13 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 25, 2023, 03:38:02 AM
Who give a fuck? I'm trying to read here.
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 25, 2023, 12:18:03 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on November 25, 2023, 03:39:16 AMI've no idea what's with the dynamites in the cartoons...
Well, obviously it's a book about Alfred Nobel. 💣
Yesterday I watched the 2023 Ig Nobel prize ceremony. My favorite was a group who won for the reanimation of dead spiders, for use as mechanical grabbing claws. They were called "necrobots." 🕷
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2023, 01:44:26 PM
Would that be ethical if the spiders were known to go to heaven* when they die?



*Heaven being a hillbilly waitress working at The Dew Drop Inn. Specially in her beehive hairdo. (That's why it moves just a tiny bit when she sneezes into the chili.)
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 25, 2023, 01:49:25 PM
Ethical? Maybe not, but necriphal certainly. 😉
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2023, 03:39:38 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 24, 2023, 11:39:52 PMOr some hope for a little T/A.
Thrilling adventure?  Sure, everyone likes a little thrilling adventure every now and then.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2023, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 25, 2023, 03:39:38 PMThrilling adventure?  Sure, everyone likes a little thrilling adventure every now and then.
Spent a night sharing a sleeping bag with a boa constrictor "a few years ago".
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 25, 2023, 05:44:38 PM
Boa constrictors are good for snuggling. 🖖
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 25, 2023, 06:00:39 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on November 25, 2023, 05:44:38 PMBoa constrictors are good for snuggling. 🖖
Okay, I'll show you where to go. Tributary of the Amazon. Used to be fresh water dolphins up there, that's why we were there.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 25, 2023, 10:15:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2023, 12:56:33 AM


*drunkenly sings*
When she sings, she sings "come home"!
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 26, 2023, 01:25:00 AM
I would sing the Immigrant Song.

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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2023, 09:49:45 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 26, 2023, 10:23:26 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on November 27, 2023, 12:57:56 AM
4999 tries to get it right...

Was it 4999 devices or houses?

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Post by: Cassia on November 27, 2023, 10:11:50 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 26, 2023, 10:56:55 PM
I know one engineer who has gotten a few electrical surprises over the years. The company made us watch some grisly hi-voltage safety films, but never just after lunch. Unfortunately, one young tech didn't follow the procedure one day. The main breaker went off, but way too slowly for him to survive. OSHA shut us down for a few days. His shoe left a permanent shadow-reminder on the concrete floor till they acid washed it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2023, 11:42:44 AM
I used to tend to 250 KW "Ship's Service Turbo-Generators" (SSTGs). They got great respect from me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2023, 05:09:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 27, 2023, 05:16:40 PM


JoB CrEaToRs!
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Post by: Unbeliever on November 27, 2023, 05:46:23 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 27, 2023, 05:09:43 PM
Of course! I thought everyone knew that! 🥸
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 27, 2023, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 27, 2023, 05:09:43 PM

They are not as much under the affluence of incahol as certein thinkle seem to peep.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 27, 2023, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on November 27, 2023, 07:15:25 PMThey are not as much under the affluence of incahol as certein thinkle seem to peep.
"I'm not so think as you drunk I am!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2023, 12:50:52 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on November 28, 2023, 07:29:18 AM
Quote from: Cassia on November 27, 2023, 10:11:50 AMI know one engineer who has gotten a few electrical surprises over the years. The company made us watch some grisly hi-voltage safety films, but never just after lunch. Unfortunately, one young tech didn't follow the procedure one day. The main breaker went off, but way too slowly for him to survive. OSHA shut us down for a few days. His shoe left a permanent shadow-reminder on the concrete floor till they acid washed it.

Not funny but reminds me of Airman Larry. I watched this video once 43 years ago in radar school and still remember the name.

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Post by: Cassia on November 28, 2023, 08:36:50 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on November 28, 2023, 07:29:18 AMNot funny but reminds me of Airman Larry. I watched this video once 43 years ago in radar school and still remember the name.
I was working on a design that had -600VDC bias (a few mA) on some pin diode switches. Had my hand between two circuit cards when I hit it. Remember the old cmos logic boards had all those sharp IC legs sticking through the cards? Kinda like a cheese grater. They are what got the back of my hand as I jerked it out of that unit, real fast. Looked worse than it was. We ended up delaying delivery to do a change order to heat shrink and RTV all exposed HV points. We were out of compliance anyways. I am sure some field techs benefitted from my day of fun.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 28, 2023, 04:21:28 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on November 28, 2023, 04:50:54 PM
Is it just me, or am i not supposed to understand who is meant to be the asshole in that scenario?
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Post by: Dark Lightning on November 28, 2023, 04:54:16 PM
Looks to me like they are all barking sphincters.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 28, 2023, 05:48:25 PM
Corporate America.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 29, 2023, 03:40:43 AM


Glowing pixels = proof of life

Also, before anyone asks, an any% run is simply completing the game without necessarily doing all or even most of its content.
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 29, 2023, 01:45:45 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 29, 2023, 02:07:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on November 29, 2023, 03:40:43 AM

Glowing pixels = proof of life

Also, before anyone asks, an any% run is simply completing the game without necessarily doing all or even most of its content.
So any percentage completed, including zero(?) is enough to move on?
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 29, 2023, 03:40:26 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 29, 2023, 04:22:27 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on November 29, 2023, 02:07:46 PMSo any percentage completed, including zero(?) is enough to move on?

Basically, you're rushing to get to the credits, ignoring any other extraneous tasks, such as side quests or optional goals. Sometimes there are even parts of the game that are intended to be mandatory that can be skipped by using certain techniques.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 29, 2023, 05:16:18 PM
So, buy it, install it, delete it, and brag about how quickly you got through it?
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Post by: Blackleaf on November 30, 2023, 12:47:57 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on November 30, 2023, 02:44:51 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on November 30, 2023, 03:11:20 PM
Fewer French. Duh.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 02, 2023, 12:05:05 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 02, 2023, 08:46:45 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 02, 2023, 09:12:06 PM
I'm currently owed by six cats, 3 indoor, 3 outdoor. I sympathize.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 02, 2023, 09:34:53 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 03, 2023, 01:04:44 AM


Me: the elves successfully contacted the Far Realm.  No one knows what happened after that.  A small druid conclave exists on the outskirts but the druids there are rumored to be malformed and insane by their other kin.  The forest is super-duper haunted to the point that even outlaws give it a wide berth and if you venture into it you're almost guaranteed to die.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 03, 2023, 01:50:43 AM
Nobody exploits the Eddorians, I see.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 03, 2023, 09:13:32 PM
Well, Ityak-Ortheel (aka Elf-Eater) a major abomination.  If the heroes are lucky, they can potentially trigger the magical equivalent of a nuke and have just barely enough time to step through a portal to a random outer plane.  Or die in the attempt.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2023, 12:09:58 AM




Caves would be a correct interpretation if (and only if) those countries were phasing out coal/oil/gas and replacing it with nothing.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 04, 2023, 11:27:16 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2023, 01:43:35 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2023, 01:44:05 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2023, 01:50:08 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2023, 01:50:58 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 06, 2023, 03:21:43 PM
I was a docent at the Endangered Wolf Center here in St. Louis. I'd be rooting for the wolves.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 06, 2023, 04:51:12 PM


And I know that realistically, these would be an awful weapon.  Shhh, it's just a joke.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 06, 2023, 05:14:23 PM
McKnuckles? 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2023, 12:24:35 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2023, 12:29:37 PM


Know your audience
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 07, 2023, 12:49:16 PM
Swooshed me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 07, 2023, 11:28:26 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 08, 2023, 12:26:03 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 07, 2023, 11:28:26 PM
This is funny to me because there's a town or village around here called Chili *looks it up* Apparently North Chili with no South Chili to go with it. At least not anymore. But it's pronounced "Chi Lie" Like Jai alai but with a CH on the front. I'm sure that was helpful. There's another town called Charlotte but it's pronounced "shar- LOT" I don't know what the hell is wrong with us.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 08, 2023, 01:34:10 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 08, 2023, 12:26:03 AMThere's another town called Charlotte but it's pronounced "shar- LOT" I don't know what the hell is wrong with us.
That "town" (a veritable metropolis compared to much of NC) is well-known to me.  I always say Shar-let, but I have heard Shar-lot a...well..lot.  I think this is because a lot of people make the mistake of just trying to pronounce something as it is written, which is a logical approach to a very illogical language.


Boom, nailed it.

Apparently, the French give it somewhat of a -lot as well and the word is ultimately french/italian in origin, so perhaps this is an example of American deviation.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 08, 2023, 02:03:43 AM
I'm not in NC. I'm in Rochester, NY. We just steal names and shit, I guess.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 08, 2023, 11:26:29 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 08, 2023, 11:40:30 AM
That's my cousins.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 08, 2023, 11:43:16 AM
Christianity is the grift that keeps on grifting.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 08, 2023, 01:45:44 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 08, 2023, 01:50:01 PM
That deviled egg was laid by an evil hen! 👹🐔
🤣
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Post by: Cassia on December 08, 2023, 02:10:43 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 06, 2023, 01:44:05 PM
People always ask us "so you guys don't put up a xmas tree?". I'm like "never...and somehow life goes on".
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 09, 2023, 11:28:40 AM
Quote from: Cassia on December 08, 2023, 02:10:43 PMPeople always ask us "so you guys don't put up a xmas tree?". I'm like "never...and somehow life goes on".

I like it. Just an excuse to do something fun.
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Post by: Cassia on December 09, 2023, 12:17:54 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 09, 2023, 11:28:40 AMI like it. Just an excuse to do something fun.
I have mixed feeling about xmas. Even though I do think it is pretty cool to have a decorated tree as a pagan tradition, we have plenty of twinkly lights all throughout the house all year.

Screw waiting for xmas to give presents too. It has become so expected. I prefer to surprise someone out of the blue. And there are those friends of mine who have had someone die on xmas eve or something and they are a guilty mess every xmas holiday because they think that they have to be cheerful while it is a painful reminder. I remember my father spent the holidays drunk as a skunk because all the women-folk go holiday-crazy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2023, 12:22:53 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 09, 2023, 12:23:44 PM
Since I became an adult I've neither given nor received a Christmas present.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2023, 01:37:37 PM
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Post by: Cassia on December 09, 2023, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 09, 2023, 12:23:44 PMSince I became an adult I've neither given nor received a Christmas present.
Humbug!
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2023, 08:16:03 PM


*UEF has entered the chat*
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 09, 2023, 11:57:30 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 10, 2023, 09:10:57 AM
Quote from: Cassia on December 09, 2023, 12:17:54 PMI have mixed feeling about xmas. Even though I do think it is pretty cool to have a decorated tree as a pagan tradition, we have plenty of twinkly lights all throughout the house all year.

Screw waiting for xmas to give presents too. It has become so expected. I prefer to surprise someone out of the blue. And there are those friends of mine who have had someone die on xmas eve or something and they are a guilty mess every xmas holiday because they think that they have to be cheerful while it is a painful reminder. ...

Yeah that all make sense. Especially, losing someone at a time like this should suck bad.

Quote...I remember my father spent the holidays drunk as a skunk because all the women-folk go holiday-crazy.

Lol...




 
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 10, 2023, 09:39:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 10, 2023, 07:45:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2023, 12:21:44 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2023, 10:24:55 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 11, 2023, 11:47:49 AM
"I can't go because a high school marching band just shit the bed."

"What?"

"This is going to sound crazy, but a sad clown won't stop telling me knock knock jokes. That one's actually pretty appropriate..."

"Nick, I'm going to need you to come in to work now."

"Hold on, hold on. Uh... I can't go because my Tindr date just shit the bed. ...Hello?"
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2023, 02:00:47 PM
Movie: Rampage, Dwayne Johnson and some other people.

Woman on the phone to her boss explaining why she was late to work.

"The car in front of me just blew up."
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2023, 08:11:51 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 11, 2023, 08:14:08 PM
Did you see any dead roadrunners near there?
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 11, 2023, 08:23:52 PM
Beep Beep! 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 11, 2023, 11:44:50 PM


Well, there was this place called Rome, which was little more than an armed camp at the time...
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 12, 2023, 12:03:11 AM
Maybe he just likes that Romanian lettuce.  🥬
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 12, 2023, 01:17:49 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 12, 2023, 01:31:47 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 12, 2023, 02:09:49 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 11, 2023, 11:44:50 PM

Well, there was this place called Rome, which was little more than an armed camp at the time...

This is hilarious.

Which automatically reminds me: "The year is 50 BC. The world is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely. One small indomitable village still hold against the invaders. and life is not easy for the legionnaires who..." I don't remember the village names.

This is probably one of the first things I've read in English in my life, when I was little. I loved Asterix so much. Together with The E.T. it's one of the few things my mom blames for my problems with authority, lol. The spirit is enough.     
 
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2023, 11:03:19 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 12, 2023, 11:05:34 AM
Asterix is French, tho'
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 12, 2023, 01:23:05 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 12, 2023, 11:03:19 AM
How do you prepare those?
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 12, 2023, 01:38:32 PM
Very carefully! 🤣
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 12, 2023, 02:25:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 12, 2023, 11:03:19 AM

I've been seeing this everywhere today. Why is this a thing? lol
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 12, 2023, 02:50:55 PM
People are just weird? 🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2023, 04:35:22 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 12, 2023, 02:50:55 PMPeople are just weird? 🤔
Guilty as charged.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2023, 04:38:38 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 12, 2023, 07:35:19 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2023, 01:24:21 AM


Success requires sacrifice.  Lots and lots of sacrifice.  You know what?  Just keep sacrificing, I'll tell you when to stop.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 13, 2023, 05:46:46 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 12, 2023, 11:05:34 AMAsterix is French, tho'

Oh, yeah I know. But the culture was/is under the British-American influence, so I got them in English as a foreign language. RIP, Uderzo and Goscinny would lose their heads. It's like reading Asterix from Roman Empire...LOL   
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 13, 2023, 05:49:52 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 13, 2023, 01:24:21 AMSuccess requires sacrifice.  Lots and lots of sacrifice.  You know what?  Just keep sacrificing, I'll tell you when to stop.

I was just gonna write that you're not weird, but then...:p
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2023, 08:03:20 AM
I can't imagine a situation where I'd say somebody wasn't weird. You humans are very odd lot.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 13, 2023, 11:16:01 AM
It's like I always say: people are crunchy.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2023, 11:44:28 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 13, 2023, 11:16:01 AMIt's like I always say: people are crunchy.

Dragon munching on knight. "Love these things, hard out the outside, crunchy on the inside!" 

(That used to be a selling point for some damn candy or other.)
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 13, 2023, 11:46:46 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 13, 2023, 09:01:39 PM


To be or not to be...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2023, 09:02:57 PM
I saw it! It was one of those that attacked V'ger!
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 13, 2023, 09:48:54 PM
I think they're using a cloaking device.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2023, 10:36:35 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 13, 2023, 09:48:54 PMI think they're using a cloaking device.
Like Gary Oldman wore?
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 14, 2023, 12:08:16 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 13, 2023, 09:02:57 PMI saw it! It was one of those that attacked V'ger!
Actually, those were K't'inga-class cruisers, which are similar to the D7 cruisers from the original series. The Klingon Bird of Prey first appeared in Star Trek III: the Search For Spock where Jim from Taxi was giving them shit. But the Bird of Prey was originally a Romulan ship in the series. The script for ST3 was just revised so much that it changed who uses the Bird of Prey.

Know what, forget it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 14, 2023, 07:51:39 AM
"It's Star Trek, Jim, but not as we know it."
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 15, 2023, 12:49:46 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2023, 11:10:26 AM


The Heavens smile upon wise rulers and you will know wise rulers because the Heavens smile upon them.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 15, 2023, 04:34:09 PM


Fair enough.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2023, 12:59:13 AM


o_O
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 16, 2023, 09:48:16 AM
Over studying the problem.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2023, 10:13:03 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 16, 2023, 09:48:16 AMOver studying the problem.
What is philosohy? Alex
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Post by: Cassia on December 16, 2023, 07:59:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2023, 08:27:25 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 16, 2023, 08:44:45 PM
DON'T explain the magic. DON'T.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 16, 2023, 08:46:46 PM
Quote from: Cassia on December 16, 2023, 07:59:59 PM


I wanted to find the TMP clip, but found this instead.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 16, 2023, 08:47:41 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 16, 2023, 08:27:25 PM

There can be only one.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 16, 2023, 11:25:11 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 16, 2023, 08:46:46 PM
With inertial dampeners, seatbelts aren't needed very often so we're witnessing the extremely few instances that Federation ships come under attack and would actually need seatbelts (though, if there was a chance I'd be sucked out of the ship, I think I'd opt for the seatbelts or at least some sort of tether, just to be on the safe side.  That or memorize the hell out of "computer erect forcefield!")
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Post by: Cassia on December 17, 2023, 12:37:31 AM
 I remember when James T Kirk's biggest issue was hanging on to his console every episode. Was that entire set on springs or rollers, or was that just the camera shaking around? And that giant matrix of flashing lights with no labels, what the hell was that? LOL.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 12:48:47 AM
Quote from: Cassia on December 17, 2023, 12:37:31 AM I remember when James T Kirk's biggest issue was hanging on to his console every episode. Was that entire set on springs or rollers, or was that just the camera shaking around? And that giant matrix of flashing lights with no labels, what the hell was that? LOL.

Most of it was the camera shake, but the actors did kinda move a bit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 12:03:41 PM
Engineers VS architects

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Post by: Cassia on December 17, 2023, 12:27:03 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 12:03:41 PMEngineers VS architects


I am curious. Seeing how less than 15% of engineers are woman-folk and it is less than 25% for architects.....that scenario is 100-((0.15)*(0.25)*100) = 96% unlikely of not being an all-female situation. Less than 5% of engineering grads are black, so that would really start to make it exceptional. What IS unexpected is that female engineers make slightly (3%) higher wages than males on average. Don't know why that is, however. I think bosses may be a little scared, LOL.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 01:29:33 PM
The artist exclusively draws women...
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Post by: aitm on December 17, 2023, 02:56:25 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 01:29:33 PMThe artist exclusively draws women...
That's odd...so do I....er....never mind.
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Post by: Cassia on December 17, 2023, 03:48:18 PM
Quote from: aitm on December 17, 2023, 02:56:25 PMThat's odd...so do I....er....never mind.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2023, 03:49:13 PM
Unless I'm mistaken the concrete structure is a fortification, probably erected along the European coastline by the Nazis. Observation tower on top of gun emplacements.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 05:18:21 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2023, 03:49:13 PMUnless I'm mistaken the concrete structure is a fortification, probably erected along the European coastline by the Nazis. Observation tower on top of gun emplacements.
Not every bulbous brutalist building was a nazi fortification!  Some were old Soviet buildings.  Or the Power Rangers base.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2023, 05:24:54 PM
Luckily that one's not bulbous.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 08:39:35 PM
I had to go on Twitter to find out just what building the first one is (the second one is fictional, btw) and it is indeed a Nazi bunker (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_fortification_of_Guernsey).

I'd give you a cookie, but I already ate it to soothe the emotional trauma of visiting Twitter.  Next time, I'm just going to send a class D and then burn everything afterwards.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2023, 09:02:12 PM
Uh, don't you mean "X"? 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2023, 09:02:12 PMUh, don't you mean "X"? 🤣


I will never not deadname Twitter.  Plus, it appears as "X.COM" in the url bar which makes me irrationally angry as an XCOM fan (yes, I know they have xcom.com)
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2023, 09:35:40 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 08:39:35 PMI had to go on Twitter to find out just what building the first one is (the second one is fictional, btw) and it is indeed a Nazi bunker (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_fortification_of_Guernsey).

I'd give you a cookie, but I already ate it to soothe the emotional trauma of visiting Twitter.  Next time, I'm just going to send a class D and then burn everything afterwards.
I've been working on WWII since I was 6. The BBC's "World At War" is a good video primer.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 09:44:35 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 17, 2023, 09:35:40 PMI've been working on WWII since I was 6.
Then you were done by age 12?
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Post by: Cassia on December 17, 2023, 09:46:31 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 08:39:35 PMI had to go on Twitter to find out just what building the first one is (the second one is fictional, btw) and it is indeed a Nazi bunker (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_fortification_of_Guernsey).

I'd give you a cookie, but I already ate it to soothe the emotional trauma of visiting Twitter.  Next time, I'm just going to send a class D and then burn everything afterwards.

I know, right? I never really went on twitter until Elon trashed it and the wars started. Now I go just to "sadomasochist" myself, I think.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 17, 2023, 09:51:48 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 17, 2023, 09:02:12 PMUh, don't you mean "X"? 🤣

Nice try, Muskrat.

I don't even use twitter and even I looked up how easy it was to turn it back into twitter. Alarmingly so. Like when a producer does a "rewrite" of your script and all they do is a find & replace to change the character names. You can just find & replace to change them back.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 17, 2023, 10:17:59 PM
I got off of "Twitter," but I still keep getting notifications from it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 18, 2023, 12:10:58 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 17, 2023, 09:44:35 PMThen you were done by age 12?
You forgot the reruns.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 18, 2023, 05:33:36 AM
Has Twitter become that bad? I remember people saying similar stuff before that clown has bought it. But then, people I never expected to leave it has stopped using it, so I'm guessing it is bad.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 18, 2023, 07:50:05 AM
Never been, but I'm hearing bad things.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 18, 2023, 07:53:16 AM
Same.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 18, 2023, 10:37:55 AM
I don't really know that it's bad. I was following atheists and scientists and "woke" political people. I got off of it just for spite, I guess. But like I said, I keep getting notifications in my G-mail account.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2023, 06:47:44 PM


So there's this portal to other planets and it was found in Giza...


...anyway, that's why we have to drop hot lead into these spider bots and other bots that look like me.  Maybe nuke the site too depending how it goes.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 18, 2023, 07:38:08 PM
Nuke 'em from orbit; it's the only way to be sure...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 18, 2023, 08:28:17 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 18, 2023, 07:38:08 PMNuke 'em from orbit; it's the only way to be sure...
"We're on an express elevator to Hell".
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 18, 2023, 09:41:13 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 18, 2023, 09:45:23 PM
Sure, what could possibly go wrong? 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 18, 2023, 10:01:52 PM
Save the money meant for the attorneys.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 19, 2023, 01:41:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 18, 2023, 09:41:13 PM

Probably fake, but playing devil's advocate and assuming it's legit, were they trying to do a murder? Maybe a woman thought her husband knew his way around the stove so badly that he'd actually follow the instruction, bursting into flames and destroying the note in the process? Would be a perfect crime, if he was that stupid.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2023, 01:50:52 AM
Who's to say the note wasn't written by the husband? 🤔
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 19, 2023, 10:14:58 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 19, 2023, 01:50:52 AMWho's to say the note wasn't written by the husband? 🤔

Knows how to cook, but too ignorant to know that leaving the gas on is dangerous? lol
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 19, 2023, 10:56:04 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 19, 2023, 01:50:52 AMWho's to say the note wasn't written by the husband? 🤔

Women tend to give their s.o. pet names like sweetie.
Men tend to use things like fuck pillow.

Also, women tend to have trouble writing the letter g. Don't know why.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 19, 2023, 11:34:45 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 19, 2023, 10:56:04 AMWomen tend to give their s.o. pet names like sweetie.
Men tend to use things like fuck pillow.

Also, women tend to have trouble writing the letter g. Don't know why.

Fuck pillow? WTF?
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 19, 2023, 12:05:30 PM
I guess some guys really are weird, huh?
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2023, 09:46:48 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on December 19, 2023, 10:14:58 AMKnows how to cook, but too ignorant to know that leaving the gas on is dangerous? lol
Yeah, what sort of guy would be like that?
*looks into mirror*
Oh.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2023, 09:47:11 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 19, 2023, 09:49:12 PM
Well, if you can see yourself in a mirror, then at least you're not a vampire! 🧛 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 19, 2023, 10:00:22 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 19, 2023, 09:49:12 PMWell, if you can see yourself in a mirror, then at least you're not a vampire! 🧛 🤣
Actually that's a myth started by vampires so to generate false negatives (erroneously clearing someone from suspicion of being a vampire when they actually show up in a mirror's reflection)

The running water thing got started because as it turns out, european nobles more often than not didn't know how to swim.

And the counting rice thing...well, lots of people were "on the spectrum" in the late medieval and early modern period without being diagnosed.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 19, 2023, 10:02:33 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 19, 2023, 09:49:12 PMWell, if you can see yourself in a mirror, then at least you're not a vampire! 🧛 🤣
I'll have to reflect on that, BRB.
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Post by: Blackleaf on December 19, 2023, 10:23:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 19, 2023, 10:00:22 PMActually that's a myth started by vampires so to generate false negatives (erroneously clearing someone from suspicion of being a vampire when they actually show up in a mirror's reflection)

The running water thing got started because as it turns out, european nobles more often than not didn't know how to swim.

And the counting rice thing...well, lots of people were "on the spectrum" in the late medieval and early modern period without being diagnosed.

Apparently, the mirror thing was based on the idea that vampires couldn't interact with silver, which mirrors were once backed with. Since modern mirrors don't have silver, it's irrelevant if it was ever true.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 20, 2023, 04:34:48 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2023, 12:12:59 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2023, 10:20:52 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 21, 2023, 03:17:13 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 22, 2023, 02:33:17 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 22, 2023, 05:57:55 PM
That's a sine and a shame.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2023, 03:01:55 PM


We've all been there.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 23, 2023, 04:43:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 23, 2023, 03:01:55 PM

We've all been there.

Storm, rogue  jubilee and kitty pryde. Right?
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 23, 2023, 05:32:32 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 23, 2023, 06:02:37 PM
Okay, it's gettin' weird in here.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2023, 08:54:56 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 23, 2023, 10:17:36 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 23, 2023, 10:28:15 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 24, 2023, 05:10:08 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 24, 2023, 05:18:15 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 24, 2023, 05:19:43 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 24, 2023, 05:26:12 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 24, 2023, 05:40:50 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 24, 2023, 05:41:23 AM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on December 24, 2023, 08:38:48 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 24, 2023, 05:10:08 AM

Who are the Roman (Greek?) couple?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 24, 2023, 09:24:20 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on December 24, 2023, 08:38:48 AMWho are the Roman (Greek?) couple?

I thought that's The Golden Apple, but I dunno who would be the female in that case. Paris gave the apple to Aphrodite, and she is displayed as blonde. But he gave the apple to her because she showed her Helen, so maybe they put her as Helen? I've no idea. Probably, Aphrodite.

E: I mean this one: https://www.greekboston.com/culture/mythology/golden-apple/

QuoteParis and the Trojan War

Many people are familiar with the story of the Trojan War, but according to mythology, the war was started by a golden apple. Zeus held a banquet but did not invite Eris, the goddess of discord. To show her displeasure, Eris arrived anyway and threw a golden apple. The apple read "for the most beautiful." Hera, Aphrodite, and Athena all claimed that the apple must be for them. To settle the dispute, Zeus called on Paris to judge who should have the apple.

Each goddess offered Paris a great gift in return for saying that she was the most beautiful. Aphrodite offered Paris the love of Helen, the most beautiful human. Paris gave the apple to Aphrodite, and Helen fell in love with him. Helen, however, was already married to the king of Sparta. When Paris took Helen to Troy, the king vowed to find her, and the Trojan War began.

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 24, 2023, 10:14:16 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 24, 2023, 10:23:35 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 24, 2023, 05:19:43 AM
Is that a belt? 😰
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 24, 2023, 11:56:38 AM
The fish part is something he wears when he wants to feel ... pretty.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 24, 2023, 02:56:44 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 24, 2023, 11:56:38 AMThe fish part is something he wears when he wants to feel ... pretty.

Well, he usually feels pretty, but it tips the scales.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 24, 2023, 04:21:22 PM
Or he just wants to make a bass of himself.
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 24, 2023, 05:16:52 PM
Why is it that you can catch a bass but play a bass? 🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 24, 2023, 05:28:26 PM
My favorite fishing show stars a gal in Daisy Dukes. It's called, I think, "The Happy Hooker".

I could be wrong.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 24, 2023, 11:05:41 PM
"I'm all about that bass
About that bass
Not the salmon."
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2023, 04:27:46 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2023, 07:39:29 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on December 24, 2023, 11:05:41 PM"I'm all about that bass
About that bass
Not the salmon."

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Because you know I'm all about that
base. Bout' that base no rebels.

I'm all about that base bout' that
base. No rebels. I'm all about that
base, bout' that base. No rebels.

I'm all about that base. Bout'
that base, base, base, base.


Yeah, it's pretty clear. This ain't
no small moon. But it can shatter,
shatter and bring your planet
doom.
It's got that boom boom that
blow all the places, like Alderaan
chunks where Alderaan space was.


I help the emperor, after Darth Maul got
stopped.
We know that Sith ain't real,
cuz even I got chopped.
I got a rebuilt body. Just raise it up.
Cause every of me is robot from
the bottom to the top.


Yeah the emperor told me don't
worry about the size. He says
"it's not like it's be blown
up twice by the same Jedi".


And no I won't be no Sith fighting Jedi
like Obi-Wan. So if that's what you're
into stormtrooper then move along.


Because you know I'm all about
that base. Bout' that base no
rebels. I'm all about that base.
Bout' that base. No rebels

I'm all about that base. Bout'
that base no rebels. I'm all
about that base, bout' that base.

I'm bringing balance back. Go ahead and

tell them Jedi bitches that.
No I'm not playing, I'm Luke and
Leia's Dad. But I'm here to tell ya.
Every inch of me is robot from
the bottom to the top.


Yeah the emperor told me don't worry
about the size " it's not like it'd
be blown up twice the same Jedi".


And no I won't be no Sith fighting Jedi
like Obi-Wan. So if that's what you're
into stormtrooper than move along.


Because you know I'm all about
that base. Bout' that base no
rebels. I'm all about that base.
Bout' that base. No rebels

I'm all about that base. Bout'
that base no rebels. I'm all
about that base, bout' that base.


Because you know I'm all about
that base. Bout' that base no
rebels. I'm all about that base.
Bout' that base. No rebels

I'm all about that base. Bout'
that base no rebels.
I'm all about that base,
bout' that base.

Because you know I'm all about
that base. Bout' that base no
rebels. I'm all about that base.
Bout' that base. No rebels

I'm all about that base. Bout'
that base no rebels. I'm all
about that base, bout' that base.

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 25, 2023, 10:24:33 AM
All your base are belong to us! 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2023, 11:03:28 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 25, 2023, 10:24:33 AMAll your base are belong to us! 🤣
I feel so old that I remember when that was the hip thing.  I loved playing the video/slideshow in the days before Youtube (I'm pretty sure I downloaded the video and then played it on Winamp after downloading the correct codec)
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2023, 11:07:41 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 25, 2023, 11:35:07 AM
Is that from Pulp Fiction? 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2023, 11:53:10 AM
It's a diner, I know nothing more.
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Post by: the_antithesis on December 25, 2023, 12:21:17 PM
So it's from that movie Diner? I never seen it. Is that John Cuzak? Is John Cuzak in Diner? Cuzak is so cool, man.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 25, 2023, 01:02:42 PM
I'm on the Pulp Fiction side.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2023, 02:15:12 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 25, 2023, 11:35:07 AMIs that from Pulp Fiction? 🤔
Idk man, I'm just the memessenger.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2023, 02:17:02 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2023, 03:50:22 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2023, 05:41:32 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 25, 2023, 07:00:37 PM
Christmas means Red Skeletons! 💀☠️🦴👀
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 25, 2023, 10:09:19 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on December 26, 2023, 09:33:58 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 26, 2023, 10:02:14 AM
[smirk]I retired in 1989.[/smirk]
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 26, 2023, 10:09:55 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 26, 2023, 09:33:58 AM

There are 'my last nerve' and 'mom's last nerve' versions of that...
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2023, 11:54:29 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 27, 2023, 10:01:39 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2023, 09:50:18 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2023, 12:59:12 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on December 28, 2023, 01:34:40 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 28, 2023, 01:40:36 PM
Must be a knock-off.  It's not a Tesla unless the kid is under the wheels or in the ablaze car.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 28, 2023, 03:16:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 28, 2023, 01:40:36 PMMust be a knock-off.  It's not a Tesla unless the kid is under the wheels or in the ablaze car.
Wow, they're more predictable than I've heard.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2023, 12:35:41 AM
While we're on the subject of Tesla:

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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2023, 11:52:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 29, 2023, 11:54:55 PM


We won, Mr Stark
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on December 30, 2023, 03:40:51 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 29, 2023, 11:52:01 PM

Okay, I am... 90% sure, I won't explode into candy upon being bludgeoned to death
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 30, 2023, 07:14:40 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on December 30, 2023, 03:40:51 AMOkay, I am... 90% sure, I won't explode into candy upon being bludgeoned to death
Unless you're under eight years old you wouldn't eat all that Mexican candy anyway.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2023, 11:20:33 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 30, 2023, 11:37:35 AM
I recently watched a Jimmy Kimmel video in which Jimmy and his sidekick Guillermo were in some town that had a large Latino population and were looking for something fun to do. Guillermo suggested they play a game called "Tequila and piñatas."
So they went to a bunch of stores that sold only those particular objects, and whenever anyone said the word "piñata" they would each have a drink of Tequila. Of course, Guillermo just happened to have a bottle - and glasses! 🤣
They both ended up quite inebriated, with Jimmy falling off of their conveyance, and they bought a lot of piñatas!🥳
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2023, 12:47:27 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on December 30, 2023, 11:37:35 AMGuillermo
Gizmo*  :P
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 30, 2023, 01:11:09 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 30, 2023, 12:47:27 PMGizmo*  :P
Midnight snacks, anyone?
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Post by: Unbeliever on December 30, 2023, 02:00:09 PM
I like to call Guillermo "Tequila Mockingbird." 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 30, 2023, 10:59:06 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2023, 04:31:47 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 27, 2023, 10:01:39 PM

By the way, that pic has 3 choices to be in RL. Italy, Greece or Turkey. The car looks like a Fiat too.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2023, 07:42:06 AM
Renault maybe.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2023, 10:51:24 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2023, 12:12:21 PM
Duck that shot!
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2023, 01:15:27 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2023, 07:42:06 AMRenault maybe.

It reminded me Fiat Tipo. Remember that car, lol.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=1990+Fiat+tipo&t=ffab&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.roadsmile.com%2Fimages%2Ffiat-tipo_key_10.jpg
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2023, 01:31:17 PM


*drives downhill towards the mountains*
"Mountains are a scam, I tells ya!"
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Post by: Luther Martini on December 31, 2023, 02:12:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 31, 2023, 01:31:17 PM*drives downhill towards the mountains*
"Mountains are a scam, I tells ya!"

Sunshine, mountains .. sounds like hippie bullshit -- must be a communist plot!!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2023, 02:54:30 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2023, 01:15:27 PMIt reminded me Fiat Tipo. Remember that car, lol.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=1990+Fiat+tipo&t=ffab&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.roadsmile.com%2Fimages%2Ffiat-tipo_key_10.jpg


First Fiat was a 1972 500, black.



I eventually owned over a dozen, sometimes more than once. I worked in the auto hobby shop, Signonella, Sicily, NATO Air Base. I bought cars from the subhunter squadrons that were leaving, fixed them up and sold them to the incoming squadrons. I donated half the money I cleared to the Navy Relief Society. CO approved of that. Grease them wheels.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2023, 04:19:12 PM
That car is so cute.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2023, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on December 31, 2023, 04:19:12 PMThat car is so cute.
Started at the Robert F. Kennedy Funivia-dell-Etna* parking lot. Three friends with me. From a stand still I release the parking brake and we took off. Engine still on started. "It's all down hill from here, boys!" Stopped at three-four stop signs, full stop. Started going again without starting the engine. Went 27 klicks with the engine off, could have gone farther but 23 via Zuara, Motta san Anastasia, Provincia Catania, Sicilia, Italia, was the other way, slight upslope for a spell.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2023, 04:40:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on December 31, 2023, 01:31:17 PM

*drives downhill towards the mountains*
"Mountains are a scam, I tells ya!"
Well, a vacuum doesn't have anything to have a temperature. It's the absence of matter. Energetic particles pass through any given spot, but otherwise...

And, of course, the vast majority of "directions" in space aren't toward the Sun.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2023, 06:19:08 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2023, 04:40:00 PMWell, a vacuum doesn't have anything to have a temperature. It's the absence of matter. Energetic particles pass through any given spot, but otherwise...

And, of course, the vast majority of "directions" in space aren't toward the Sun.
Yeah, it's on average something like ~6 protons per cubic meter out there, though I'd guess that the outer space within the solar system and within the galaxy is more active than the sheer nothing between galaxies.

But he's heavy implying that the sun isn't hot using some very tortured logic  (apparently, he's some sort of flat earth nutter) which is easily disprovable.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2023, 06:35:07 PM
I thought he was ironically claiming a falsehood.
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Post by: Hydra009 on December 31, 2023, 10:55:20 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on December 31, 2023, 06:35:07 PMI thought he was ironically claiming a falsehood.
Nope, he really is just an anti-science loon who spouts crazy stuff on Twitter.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2024, 12:06:40 AM


I wanna be sedated.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2024, 11:09:55 AM


We also have these v-neck wool longsleeve shirts to make up for the utter lack of sunlight.  Ngl, they get really itchy.

Lastly, there's only like 4 women - scratch that - 3 women left.  We failed another op and lost the whole ship.  Oopsie.

But don't worry, we're definitely going to win the war against the machines that control the whole planet.  All we have to do is hack into their simulation while risking discovery and death every time, wake people up one by one, retrieve/revive them, do lots and lots of physical therapy, knit some wool, and bam, humanity wins the war and rules over a desolate rock with no sunlight.  Nothing could possibly go wrong.  Unless the machines figure out where we're hiding and hit us with an unstoppable assault, but that would require a traitor and there's no way anyone would...*camera zooms in on Cypher eating mush and sighing*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2024, 11:20:18 AM
You didn't see the sequels.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2024, 01:54:48 PM


*Stuffs bandit in large jug*
"Create water"
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2024, 02:01:48 PM
Gold coins, I presume.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2024, 04:20:29 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2024, 05:36:54 PM
That's me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2024, 10:52:47 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2024, 02:01:48 PMGold coins, I presume.
Silver.  Works way better.  Don't ask me or my neutral evil alignment why.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 01, 2024, 11:32:40 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2024, 01:10:49 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 01, 2024, 11:09:55 AM

We also have these v-neck wool longsleeve shirts to make up for the utter lack of sunlight.  Ngl, they get really itchy.

Lastly, there's only like 4 women - scratch that - 3 women left.  We failed another op and lost the whole ship.  Oopsie.

But don't worry, we're definitely going to win the war against the machines that control the whole planet.  All we have to do is hack into their simulation while risking discovery and death every time, wake people up one by one, retrieve/revive them, do lots and lots of physical therapy, knit some wool, and bam, humanity wins the war and rules over a desolate rock with no sunlight.  Nothing could possibly go wrong.  Unless the machines figure out where we're hiding and hit us with an unstoppable assault, but that would require a traitor and there's no way anyone would...*camera zooms in on Cypher eating mush and sighing*

LOL I keep forgetting how bad that movie is.

Are you working on plot creating (exercise/analysis) or something like that?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2024, 01:52:28 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2024, 01:53:27 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2024, 01:10:49 AMAre you working on plot creating (exercise/analysis) or something like that?
Worldbuilding.  I'll make a thread about it.

Done (https://www.atheistforums.com/index.php?topic=14927.0)
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 02, 2024, 01:55:55 AM
Remember this? Oldie, but goodie.

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Post by: Blackleaf on January 02, 2024, 02:59:40 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 01, 2024, 11:09:55 AM

We also have these v-neck wool longsleeve shirts to make up for the utter lack of sunlight.  Ngl, they get really itchy.

Lastly, there's only like 4 women - scratch that - 3 women left.  We failed another op and lost the whole ship.  Oopsie.

But don't worry, we're definitely going to win the war against the machines that control the whole planet.  All we have to do is hack into their simulation while risking discovery and death every time, wake people up one by one, retrieve/revive them, do lots and lots of physical therapy, knit some wool, and bam, humanity wins the war and rules over a desolate rock with no sunlight.  Nothing could possibly go wrong.  Unless the machines figure out where we're hiding and hit us with an unstoppable assault, but that would require a traitor and there's no way anyone would...*camera zooms in on Cypher eating mush and sighing*

Morpheus literally warned him that the real world wasn't any fun. That's why he offered him the red pill and the blue pill. One option would show Neo the hard truth, while the other would cause Neo to forget everything and continue his fake life in the Matrix, blissfully unware of the deception.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 02, 2024, 07:09:27 AM
They sell a lot of blue pills these days.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2024, 02:24:12 PM






Would you like to know more?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 02, 2024, 05:08:04 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 02, 2024, 02:24:12 PMWould you like to know more?
I wish the director had known more. He only read the back of the paperback before basing a movie on the title. IDIOT.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 02, 2024, 06:09:32 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 02, 2024, 05:08:04 PMI wish the director had known more. He only read the back of the paperback before basing a movie on the title. IDIOT.
YMMV but imho he did an amazing job.  That movie is a cult classic and a *wink wink nudge nudge* subversive satire of fascism.  As a straight adaptation of the novel, it's not great, obviously.

I still quote it all the time:  "this place crawls!" for hectic situations, and "someone made a big Goddamn mistake" for disasters, and "frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks OFFENSIVE!" for hugely naive/incorrect assumptions.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 02, 2024, 08:21:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 02, 2024, 06:09:32 PMYMMV but imho he did an amazing job.  That movie is a cult classic and a *wink wink nudge nudge* subversive satire of fascism.  As a straight adaptation of the novel, it's not great, obviously.

I still quote it all the time:  "this place crawls!" for hectic situations, and "someone made a big Goddamn mistake" for disasters, and "frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks OFFENSIVE!" for hugely naive/incorrect assumptions.
The movie and the book are completely different. Zimm wasn't a sadist, for one, the training emphasized citizenship, nobody took showered with hot teenagers.

Read the book. You know nothing about it if you haven't read it because there was almost nothing of the book in the movie.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 04, 2024, 10:06:29 PM


"it sounded fine at work and on my super high-end home theater system that everyone definitely has" - the sound guy
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 05, 2024, 03:01:19 AM
Eh? What did you say? I can't hear you over the shouting.

But I'll speak to G-1 about the noise.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 05, 2024, 09:39:34 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 05, 2024, 09:45:38 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 05, 2024, 09:39:34 PM

Fake. He has all his fingers properly placed.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2024, 11:23:33 AM


Can we get a do-over?
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on January 07, 2024, 11:32:24 AM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 05, 2024, 09:45:38 PMFake. He has all his fingers properly placed.

You should look at some of the background characters.
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 07, 2024, 11:51:47 AM
Oh, I see the mayhem in the background, too!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2024, 12:51:53 PM


Fun fact: I can't tie my own shoes without leaking like an upside-down teapot.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 07, 2024, 01:08:31 PM
Good news. You're not dead yet.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 07, 2024, 06:42:16 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 07, 2024, 06:43:12 PM
I think that's one of my strikers when I was active duty.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 07, 2024, 07:31:06 PM
If the cover don't fit you must aquit!
🤣
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 07, 2024, 08:21:42 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 07, 2024, 12:51:53 PMFun fact: I can't tie my own shoes without leaking like an upside-down teapot.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2024, 11:12:20 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2024, 11:39:13 AM
Add a mechanical brain and the suit would be smarter than that clown.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2024, 12:31:29 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2024, 11:39:13 AMAdd a mechanical brain and the suit would be smarter than that clown.
Who?  There are lots and lots of characters wearing powered armor.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2024, 02:03:37 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 08, 2024, 12:31:29 PMWho?  There are lots and lots of characters wearing powered armor.
Some one using your name posted a pix mentioning powered armor. You should find out who. Just sayin'.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 08, 2024, 02:17:45 PM
??

Do you think that only one character wears power armor?  Or that I'm psychic?
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 08, 2024, 04:18:37 PM
Sidekick?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2024, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 08, 2024, 02:17:45 PM??

Do you think that only one character wears power armor?  Or that I'm psychic?
No idea. No idea what you're going on about either.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 09, 2024, 12:51:17 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 09, 2024, 11:55:14 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 08, 2024, 02:03:37 PMSome one using your name posted a pix mentioning powered armor. You should find out who. Just sayin'.

Not gonna lie. Your responses here have been pretty...weird. No idea what you're going on about.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2024, 02:48:23 AM




"But they have to be merciless/zealous to survive"

Exhibit A: Tau

Exhibit B: Pre-Crusade human/alien alliances that were doing just fine until they got overwhelmed by the imperial war machine.

Exhibit C: All the powerful alien races you've alienated by being xenophobic and backwards (mostly Eldar and Tau, maybe Necrons on a good day)
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2024, 12:23:10 PM


Maybe, maybe not.  But what if, hypothetically, her middle name is M1.  Explain that, atheists!
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 10, 2024, 01:55:00 PM
^ Where do these yokels come up with this crap?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 10, 2024, 02:10:27 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 10, 2024, 01:55:00 PM^ Where do these yokels come up with this crap?
Taylor Swift infuriated conservatives last year by...*checks notes*...asking people to vote.  Wow, low bar to clear, huh.

So naturally, she's part of some shadowy conspiracy by...*spins wheel*...the Pentagon.  Very easy, low-effort content for the always over-easy this-is-your-brain-on-fox-news bunch.  Definitely not manipulative or habit-forming at all.  Keep buying those NFTs, folks!
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 11, 2024, 02:02:50 PM
I've always thought that Taylor Swift's music was mid. IMO, music was better back when artists didn't have to be super models. That being said, I find it funny how easily she gets under the skins of Conservatards.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2024, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on January 11, 2024, 02:02:50 PMI've always thought that Taylor Swift's music was mid.
That term drives me crazy because it literally means average in its original gaming context of "mid-tier" (though its origins are disputed).  A mid-tier build is perfectly viable, but not the "best" possible build you can make.  So anything "mid" is not amazing, but not bad either.  Good, but not great.

Since then, the term has been used increasingly dismissively, with connotations that the thing in question is regarded as bad/terrible, which is different from the original meaning.  I hate having to do detective work to figure out the author's intent, especially when we already have perfectly fine descriptive words at home.  Damn younglings and their use of slightly different words...

Personally, I think her music is just very average and very easily-digestible pop music.  Definitely going for mass appeal.  Nothing inherently bad about that, but it's not wowing me over, either.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 11, 2024, 05:20:04 PM
I don't think I've ever listened to any Taylor Swift.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 11, 2024, 05:50:34 PM
I thought "mid" meant midway between two styles.
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 11, 2024, 09:43:26 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 11, 2024, 05:07:44 PMThat term drives me crazy because it literally means average in its original gaming context of "mid-tier" (though its origins are disputed).  A mid-tier build is perfectly viable, but not the "best" possible build you can make.  So anything "mid" is not amazing, but not bad either.  Good, but not great.

Since then, the term has been used increasingly dismissively, with connotations that the thing in question is regarded as bad/terrible, which is different from the original meaning.  I hate having to do detective work to figure out the author's intent, especially when we already have perfectly fine descriptive words at home.  Damn younglings and their use of slightly different words...

Personally, I think her music is just very average and very easily-digestible pop music.  Definitely going for mass appeal.  Nothing inherently bad about that, but it's not wowing me over, either.

That's what I mean. I don't think her music is amazing. I don't hate it. I just find it meh.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 11, 2024, 09:44:26 PM
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Post by: Jason Harvestdancer on January 11, 2024, 09:57:32 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 10, 2024, 01:55:00 PM^ Where do these yokels come up with this crap?

The Simpsons.

Yvan Eht Nioj
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Post by: Dark Lightning on January 11, 2024, 10:49:07 PM
Quote from: Jason Harvestdancer on January 11, 2024, 09:57:32 PMThe Simpsons.

Yvan Eht Nioj

It just occurred to me, looking back at that picture of Taylor Swift, that she has an incredible facial similarity to one of my sisters. No, I'm not going to post a picture, that one of TS is close enough. As for "Yvan Eht Nioj", I served 4 years of my life in that outfit.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 12, 2024, 01:30:16 AM


I mean, where to begin...
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Post by: Cassia on January 12, 2024, 07:51:51 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 12, 2024, 01:40:57 AM
"Waiter, we need a table for 13, all on one side please."
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 12, 2024, 01:33:00 PM
Quote from: Dark Lightning on January 11, 2024, 10:49:07 PMIt just occurred to me, looking back at that picture of Taylor Swift, that she has an incredible facial similarity to one of my sisters. No, I'm not going to post a picture, that one of TS is close enough. As for "Yvan Eht Nioj", I served 4 years of my life in that outfit.
MMC, RET.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2024, 04:03:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 13, 2024, 04:23:39 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 13, 2024, 07:39:39 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 14, 2024, 06:35:42 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 14, 2024, 06:36:48 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2024, 01:18:26 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2024, 01:40:06 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on January 18, 2024, 01:42:20 AM
How did she know that? Is she...?
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 18, 2024, 01:49:41 AM
I think they're both psychotic...
🤪
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Post by: Cassia on January 18, 2024, 07:18:02 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 14, 2024, 06:35:42 AM
Ahhh, I remember when I could grow citrus. I have one lonely lemon tree now. I worked my career in the air transport business, but I understand now how damaging it really is. All the transpo/shipping businesses are. Everything from COVID to crop disease to exotic species proliferation to global warming. Bad drug importation and even use of airplanes as terrorist weapons. For any tool useful to humans there will be a down-side.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2024, 01:04:43 PM


Not sure which figure is wrong, but something is definitely off here...  Either way, this is why you have a nice round number in mind before you build the track.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 18, 2024, 07:00:41 PM


Sometimes, it's better to just spell it normally.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 18, 2024, 07:18:37 PM
I think that sign is tainted... 🙈🙉🙊
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 18, 2024, 07:28:34 PM
T'aint that the truth.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 18, 2024, 10:34:02 PM
T'ain't a fit night out fer man nor beast! 😱 🦁 👀
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2024, 07:15:59 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 18, 2024, 10:34:02 PMT'ain't a fit night out fer man nor beast! 😱 🦁 👀
11F here with 21 mph winds. The frost giants are freezing their balls off.
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Post by: Cassia on January 19, 2024, 10:01:14 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2024, 07:15:59 AM11F here with 21 mph winds. The frost giants are freezing their balls off.
63F here with a gentle mist of rain. It's been a very wet El Nino winter so far. The pond smells of a salty marsh today but the fish were hungry, so Bobby and his buddy broke out a fly rod had some fun. The greens such as lettuce and cabbage are going strong and the tomatoes/pepper plants are a surprise; still giving up some fruit, looking haggardly like they do.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2024, 09:33:25 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 19, 2024, 10:18:04 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 19, 2024, 10:31:12 PM
Logic win!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2024, 12:22:58 AM


Sometimes, we just wanna know how it gets made.

Wikiwalk:  Sausage -> pigs in culture -> animal epithet -> wolf -> wolverine -> Wolverine_(character) -> Hugh Jackman -> X-Men:_First_Class -> Kevin Bacon
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 20, 2024, 12:46:56 AM
When I was a kid at the foster home, we once slaughtered a pig and made our own sausage. It was extremely tasty! 🐮
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2024, 06:44:19 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 20, 2024, 12:46:56 AMWhen I was a kid at the foster home, we once slaughtered a pig and made our own sausage. It was extremely tasty! 🐮
My parents were share croppers back in the '50s. Part of their "pay" was half a hog. It was butchered and dressed out before we got it. The 'rents cut it up on our dining room table. Don't get more 'billy than that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2024, 03:24:09 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2024, 03:41:28 PM
In other words: It's not any style I'm comfortable with.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2024, 04:16:44 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 20, 2024, 04:30:11 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2024, 03:41:28 PMIn other words: It's not any style I'm comfortable with.

Stevie Wonder likes 'em.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2024, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 20, 2024, 04:30:11 PMStevie Wonder likes 'em.
It's not *that* bad.



Okay, maybe it's pretty bad.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 20, 2024, 05:29:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 20, 2024, 04:16:44 PM
It's just a scratch!
🤺🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 20, 2024, 07:07:07 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 20, 2024, 08:01:12 PM
Don't burn the eggs!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2024, 09:00:37 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2024, 09:30:57 AM
Whatever the humans do, if they leave a loophole the critters are on it in a flash.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2024, 10:27:08 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2024, 10:30:58 AM
"Dein Penis klein!"

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Post by: Cassia on January 21, 2024, 12:06:31 PM
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Post by: Cassia on January 21, 2024, 12:18:24 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2024, 12:27:29 PM
Poe birdies, they look cold. Perhaps some Amontillado would warm them up.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 21, 2024, 12:39:02 PM
Looks like a couple of them have already figured out how to keep warm.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2024, 01:18:16 PM
My mind doesn't work like that.


Much.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 21, 2024, 02:49:01 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2024, 12:27:29 PMPoe birdies, they look cold. Perhaps some Amontillado would warm them up.
I told a coworker about that when he got stuck in the walk-in cooler.  He said it sounded like a Black Mirror episode.  :/
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 21, 2024, 03:10:44 PM
:CLUELESS:
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 21, 2024, 03:59:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 21, 2024, 02:49:01 PMI told a coworker about that when he got stuck in the walk-in cooler.  He said it sounded like a Black Mirror episode.  :/

I would love to know how he thought social media figured into it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 22, 2024, 06:57:47 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 20, 2024, 12:22:58 AMSometimes, we just wanna know how it gets made.


Well, apparently it causes insomnia.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 22, 2024, 01:47:21 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 22, 2024, 01:48:18 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 22, 2024, 01:49:00 PM
Oldie, but goodie.

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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 22, 2024, 01:51:53 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 22, 2024, 06:57:47 AMWell, apparently it causes insomnia.

Lol just realized this looks meaningless. I mean, you know... 'People who know how politics and sausage is made can't sleep at night'? It was something like that, wasn't it?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2024, 02:33:33 PM


Kirkland brand President
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Post by: Cassia on January 22, 2024, 04:47:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2024, 06:19:03 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 22, 2024, 06:27:05 PM
You think they'll actually learn any history?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 22, 2024, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 22, 2024, 06:27:05 PMYou think they'll actually learn any history?
If premodern humans learned to live, then modern humans can live to learn.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 22, 2024, 11:41:54 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on January 22, 2024, 01:49:00 PMOldie, but goodie.



Picture this: Kodak batteries.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2024, 12:57:18 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 22, 2024, 11:41:54 PMPicture this: Kodak batteries.
It makes sense.  You need batteries to power your camer...*realizes the current year*...eh?

...

I guess it doesn't make sense.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 23, 2024, 01:16:45 AM
We still have Kodak batteries if I'm not mistaken.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 23, 2024, 05:06:01 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 22, 2024, 10:44:41 PMIf premodern humans learned to live, then modern humans can live to learn.
Guilty. I was enrolled at Purdue for fourteen years. It beat working for a living.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2024, 01:04:02 PM
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Post by: Cassia on January 23, 2024, 02:44:01 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 23, 2024, 01:04:02 PM
Yea, reading is like my opium after 9pm. Then I'm up at 4am.
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 23, 2024, 03:15:42 PM
I wish I had time to read these days, but YouTube takes all of my time
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2024, 06:57:57 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 23, 2024, 07:02:22 PM
Eh?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 23, 2024, 07:43:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on January 23, 2024, 07:02:22 PMEh?
A joke about the perceived political "radicalism" of modern musicians by juxtaposing it with some perceived politically conservative old timey genre of music while erroneously claiming that the younger generations prefer the latter, a statement which is patently ridiculous.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 23, 2024, 11:41:30 PM
Why do their heads look photoshopped?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 24, 2024, 12:53:17 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 23, 2024, 11:41:30 PMWhy do their heads look photoshopped?
I believe the politically correct term is "consanguine matrimony resulting in reproduction".  Possibly serial.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2024, 07:44:09 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 23, 2024, 11:41:30 PMWhy do their heads look photoshopped?
Looks like somebody parodied some really bad music group.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 24, 2024, 10:59:28 AM
I imagine that fat guy has a voice like Kermit the frog, but higher pitched.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2024, 11:01:31 AM
Looks like he'd just croak.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 24, 2024, 01:32:40 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 24, 2024, 03:33:28 PM
Dude! Chillax! No arm waving, no running, screaming and/or shouting.
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Post by: Cassia on January 24, 2024, 10:44:16 PM
Couple of pages from my old reader by Ed Gorey. I would laugh and laugh.




My mother was a fan and had many of his prints but granny didn't like them, lol.

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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2024, 01:47:04 PM
Name that Pokemon!



It's-a me!
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 25, 2024, 06:42:09 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 25, 2024, 07:38:32 PM
Close enough.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 26, 2024, 03:57:37 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on January 26, 2024, 03:58:25 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2024, 03:02:22 PM






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Post by: Hydra009 on January 26, 2024, 10:01:21 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 26, 2024, 11:03:04 PM
Mmmm, yummy! 🐸
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2024, 01:03:21 AM


I mean, they're not wrong...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 27, 2024, 07:34:05 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 26, 2024, 11:03:04 PMMmmm, yummy! 🐸
I tried one. I nearly croaked!
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Post by: Cassia on January 27, 2024, 08:35:39 AM
Never had frog legs, but as best as I can tell, you grab a foot in each hand and just dig right in without out any romancing at all.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 27, 2024, 09:08:21 AM
And do it until they croak.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2024, 01:15:02 PM
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Post by: Cassia on January 27, 2024, 02:19:21 PM
I remember when kids could fix their own cars. Now they have to put a sticker on the battery telling you not the drink the battery acid.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 27, 2024, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: Cassia on January 27, 2024, 02:19:21 PMI remember when kids could fix their own cars. Now they have to put a sticker on the battery telling you not the drink the battery acid.


I blame Kim Bassinger for that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 27, 2024, 03:48:41 PM
Quote from: Cassia on January 27, 2024, 02:19:21 PMI remember when kids could fix their own cars. Now they have to put a sticker on the battery telling you not the drink the battery acid.
Well, I did a bit of acid when I was a youngling. What deny them the experience?
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 27, 2024, 08:37:33 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2024, 12:40:31 AM
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Post by: Cassia on January 28, 2024, 09:51:31 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 28, 2024, 12:40:31 AM
The possible answers are not "between" 1 and 10 but are inclusive of 1 and 10. "From 1 to 10" is still ambiguous but more acceptable. I find so much ambiguity these days when filling out online forms or answering app questions that I often have to say to myself: "OK, stop thinking so much" and just assume the programmer IS sloppy.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 28, 2024, 11:03:19 AM
Sometimes I imagine programming nerds grumbling. "The system WORKS BETTER WITHOUT ALL THESE USERS!"
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 28, 2024, 11:50:46 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 29, 2024, 03:44:03 PM


A little confused on the consequences of no longer being part of a country, lol.
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Post by: the_antithesis on January 29, 2024, 03:51:57 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 29, 2024, 03:44:03 PM

A little confused on the consequences of no longer being part of a country, lol.

Fun how it's old people who are going to die soon that want to make big changes like that.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 29, 2024, 03:53:50 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 29, 2024, 03:51:57 PMFun how it's old people who are going to die soon that want to make big changes like that.
Like what? Secede? Old folks are not usually radicals.
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Post by: Hydra009 on January 31, 2024, 10:43:47 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on January 31, 2024, 10:59:58 PM
I see a bad moon arisin'.
😉
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2024, 06:21:29 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on January 31, 2024, 10:43:47 PM
Curtains.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 01, 2024, 10:48:27 AM
Curtains, foiled again!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2024, 12:29:04 PM


How did they get up there?  🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2024, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 01, 2024, 12:29:04 PM

How did they get up there?  🤔
How did they get to the top of the mott or the top of the bailey?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2024, 02:03:35 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2024, 01:40:29 PMHow did they get to the top of the mott or the top of the bailey?
Ummm ackchyually, a motte-and-bailey castle is castle in which a wooden or stone keep is build upon a hill (the motte) and nearby lower-elevation land is enclosed in a wall (the bailey) that also surrounds the motte.

This looks more like a gatehouse with a small tower on it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2024, 03:11:56 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2024, 05:03:53 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 01, 2024, 02:03:35 PMUmmm ackchyually, a motte-and-bailey castle is castle in which a wooden or stone keep is build upon a hill (the motte) and nearby lower-elevation land is enclosed in a wall (the bailey) that also surrounds the motte.

This looks more like a gatehouse with a small tower on it.
The burning mystery, I presume, is how the cars got "up there".
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 01, 2024, 05:40:56 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2024, 01:40:29 PMHow did they get to the top of the mott or the top of the bailey?
Looks like they drove up there...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2024, 07:07:24 PM
Nope. Dragon flew them up there. Seen it myself, many times.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 01, 2024, 07:19:17 PM
The dragon was named Bruce Lee? 🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 01, 2024, 08:37:22 PM
On way to properly "Enter" a castle.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 01, 2024, 09:40:36 PM


"I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone..."
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 02, 2024, 12:02:45 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 01, 2024, 02:03:35 PMUmmm ackchyually, a motte-and-bailey castle is castle in which a wooden or stone keep is build upon a hill (the motte) and nearby lower-elevation land is enclosed in a wall (the bailey) that also surrounds the motte.

This looks more like a gatehouse with a small tower on it.

So....

did they mott the hoople?
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Post by: Cassia on February 02, 2024, 09:23:16 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 02, 2024, 12:02:45 AMSo....

did they mott the hoople?
Or toad the wet sprocket?
I always assumed that was an actual act of lubrication, but I guess I was wrong. But Mott the Hoople is a ne'er-do-well guy.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 02, 2024, 11:52:10 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 02, 2024, 11:56:45 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 02, 2024, 11:52:10 AM


And never will play.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 02, 2024, 12:04:08 PM
Me looking at someone else's meme: :-|

Me looking at my own meme: :-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2024, 02:00:41 AM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 03, 2024, 11:46:02 AM
I tapped, but nothing happened. This game sucks...
🥸
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 03, 2024, 12:38:34 PM
That's the "still in diapers" level of computer games. God, they were awful. O tempore, o mores.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 03, 2024, 01:28:05 PM
Too many colors on the screen to be "still in diapers."



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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 03, 2024, 01:38:30 PM
If that was "Denise" I'd have a ready solution.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 03, 2024, 02:50:30 PM
I remember Sopwith and Odell Lake and Scorched Earth.  Good times.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 03, 2024, 05:39:11 PM
Didn't Snoopy fly a Sopwith Camel?
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 03, 2024, 05:57:45 PM
It was a dog house.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 03, 2024, 05:59:05 PM
The wire-frame tank game was fun.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 03, 2024, 06:57:32 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 03, 2024, 05:57:45 PMIt was a dog house.


Doghouses can't fly! The Red Baron didn't fly a Doghouse! And neither did Snoopy! It was a Sopwith Camel!
🤣
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 03, 2024, 06:59:02 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 03, 2024, 05:59:05 PMThe wire-frame tank game was fun.
I really enjoyed the tank game in Tron. The light cycles were fun too.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 03, 2024, 07:11:48 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 03, 2024, 05:59:05 PMThe wire-frame tank game was fun.

Battlezone.

A version of that was used for training by the US military.



Quote from: Unbeliever on February 03, 2024, 06:57:32 PMDoghouses can't fly! The Red Baron didn't fly a Doghouse! And neither did Snoopy! It was a Sopwith Camel!
🤣




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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 03, 2024, 07:13:32 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 03, 2024, 06:59:02 PMI really enjoyed the tank game in Tron. The light cycles were fun too.
More advanced than the tank game. That was completely wire frame.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 03, 2024, 09:03:11 PM
Quote
OK, I stand corrected, doghouses really can fly!
🦧
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2024, 04:23:27 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2024, 04:34:45 PM


Lawful good VS chaotic evil
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 04, 2024, 05:03:46 PM
Never could tell the difference.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 04, 2024, 05:10:27 PM
Mmm, Mongo likes candy! 🦍
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 04, 2024, 09:26:42 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 04, 2024, 05:03:46 PMNever could tell the difference.
Honey is the obvious one.  Less aggression towards humans and way more beneficial for lots of flowering plants (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_crop_plants_pollinated_by_bees).
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2024, 12:05:20 AM


I got two hours of sleep last night.  Whee!
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 05, 2024, 07:16:30 AM
"It walks, it talks, it crawls on it's belly like a reptile!"
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 05, 2024, 11:12:30 AM
If those things start talkin' I'm gettin' ready for da Rapture! 🐊
🤣
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 05, 2024, 11:59:34 AM




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Post by: Hydra009 on February 05, 2024, 12:12:49 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 05, 2024, 01:05:04 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 06, 2024, 12:57:18 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 05, 2024, 01:05:04 PM
Pictured: my mental health
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2024, 12:50:50 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2024, 09:33:01 AM
Fucking yip-yip dogs.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2024, 10:35:53 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2024, 10:38:39 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2024, 10:54:12 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2024, 12:00:49 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2024, 12:43:17 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 07, 2024, 10:35:53 AM
Reining.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2024, 02:00:21 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2024, 12:43:17 PMReining.
Yeah, the original thread bucked at that as well.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 07, 2024, 02:01:31 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2024, 06:09:30 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 07, 2024, 02:00:21 PMYeah, the original thread bucked at that as well.
Joke 'em if they can't take a buck.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2024, 06:09:55 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 07, 2024, 02:01:31 PM
Just say "neigh" to those things.
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Post by: Cassia on February 07, 2024, 06:57:34 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2024, 06:09:55 PMJust say "neigh" to those things.
They bring good luck.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 07, 2024, 07:20:13 PM
Yeah, nail it over the front door.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2024, 12:49:23 AM


"Musician sings her own song with another musician, blowhard outraged"
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 08, 2024, 01:21:46 AM
No disrespect to Luke Combs, but I don't understand how his version got so big. He literally just did the exact same thing. He didn't change it up at all. Even he seemed confused with how well people received it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 08, 2024, 07:48:24 AM
Who?
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 08, 2024, 10:48:42 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 08, 2024, 07:48:24 AMWho?



The guy on the right. He's a country music artist, who covered Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car."
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 08, 2024, 11:13:13 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 08, 2024, 10:48:42 AM

The guy on the right. He's a country music artist, who covered Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car."

Did he change it to "Fat Bar?"

I drink in a fat bar
Mind is hazy since I been poundin' deez shots
Order a purple hooter
No idea what that is but I bet its good
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 08, 2024, 11:53:36 AM
"You're biggest hit?"

"When I fell of the stage and landed on a guy."
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2024, 01:37:17 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2024, 01:40:34 PM


Diogenes is outside, popping a squat
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2024, 01:51:31 PM


I told a coworker that they have excellent alligator sausage.  She seemed to think that was a figurative name like armadillo eggs.  No, it's literally alligator meat mixed with pork meat.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 08, 2024, 02:53:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 08, 2024, 01:51:31 PM

I told a coworker that they have excellent alligator sausage.  She seemed to think that was a figurative name like armadillo eggs.  No, it's literally alligator meat mixed with pork meat.

Oo! That sounds good. I'll have to remember to look for it if I'm ever in Louisiana.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 08, 2024, 04:02:00 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 08, 2024, 01:51:31 PM
And Chani wants to know what the fuck an "island" is.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 08, 2024, 04:03:43 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 08, 2024, 02:53:22 PMOo! That sounds good. I'll have to remember to look for it if I'm ever in Louisiana.
Say Hi to Amos Moses if you go! 🐊
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Post by: Cassia on February 08, 2024, 04:33:58 PM
I have grown tabasco peppers from time to time, seeds are commercially available. They are not that hot, but I do think they are very tasty...and prolific. I would leave bags of them in the breakroom at work and they would go fast.

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2024, 05:05:39 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 08, 2024, 04:02:00 PMAnd Chani wants to know what the fuck an "island" is.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 08, 2024, 10:00:39 PM


I woulda gotten a perfect score if I hadn't answered a couple of them sarcastically.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 08, 2024, 10:02:03 PM
That's what panic buttons are for!
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 09, 2024, 12:24:54 AM
But it's the zipper that worries me.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2024, 10:17:15 AM
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Post by: Cassia on February 09, 2024, 10:50:25 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 09, 2024, 10:17:15 AM
Those Chinese crack me up sometimes.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2024, 03:28:15 PM
Me at 2am:

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2024, 03:36:45 PM


Also great:
Bufflehead
Booby
Dunkadoo
Bananaquit
Lynx
Fisher
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 09, 2024, 03:56:29 PM
Hellgrammite.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2024, 06:16:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 09, 2024, 09:08:57 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 09, 2024, 03:56:29 PMHellgrammite.
*googles it*
Huh.
*google images it*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 09, 2024, 10:04:40 PM
My cousins got me to catching hellgrammites out of the Meramec River. As we're catching them I got a good luck at one and had to ask "What are these things?'
"Bait, stupid!"
"But what are they?"
"I don't know, they're good for catfish, that's all I know."
"So they could be poisonous."
"Could be."
"I'll be on the bank if you need me."
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2024, 10:42:42 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 08, 2024, 01:51:31 PM

I told a coworker that they have excellent alligator sausage.  She seemed to think that was a figurative name like armadillo eggs.  No, it's literally alligator meat mixed with pork meat.

Did ever you try it? Any idea how does it taste?
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 10, 2024, 01:02:55 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2024, 10:42:42 AMDid ever you try it? Any idea how does it taste?

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2024, 01:26:49 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2024, 10:42:42 AMDid ever you try it? Any idea how does it taste?
My brother did.  Like chicken, but slightly chewier.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2024, 01:45:23 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 10, 2024, 10:42:42 AMDid ever you try it? Any idea how does it taste?
Gator is good. Had some really well done tail in St. Louis.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2024, 04:02:50 PM
Lol just found out that the meme about the island where they make tabasco sauce that's a bird sanctuary with a Buddhist temple surrounded by gators is literally true:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avery_Island_(Louisiana)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungle_Gardens
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2024, 04:30:57 PM
You obviously never read Rolling Thunder, by John Varley.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2024, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2024, 04:30:57 PMYou obviously never read Rolling Thunder, by John Varley.
To be fair, he's not exactly a household name.  Though few scifi writers are and most of those are dead.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 10, 2024, 07:28:16 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 10, 2024, 07:09:18 PMTo be fair, he's not exactly a household name.  Though few scifi writers are and most of those are dead.
I read Bullard of the Space Patrol in 1963. Immediately hooked. The nest year I found Heinlein and I was a happy camper.

Varley's Gaea Trilogy is a beautiful read. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaea_trilogy  The Thunder and Lightning set, four books, is just wild.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 10, 2024, 09:08:46 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 10, 2024, 11:19:22 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 10, 2024, 09:08:46 PM

On another site (dedicated to woodworking) of which I am a member, another member asked what she had done to deserve that honor.  My response, which was deleted (though I didn't get banned for it) was, "The football team!". 😁
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Post by: Cassia on February 11, 2024, 08:07:42 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 10, 2024, 01:26:49 PMMy brother did.  Like chicken, but slightly chewier.
I had chicken once. Tastes like 'possum.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 11, 2024, 08:16:13 AM
If it walks on four feet and it's back faces Heaven it's edible, "according to some folks".
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2024, 12:33:42 AM


*Sauron proceeds to air various grievances from the First Age for thirty minutes before abruptly declaring that Gondor has never existed*
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2024, 07:19:42 AM
Sauron resents being compared to T.rump.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2024, 01:24:08 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2024, 02:15:43 PM
Unsanitary.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2024, 07:17:44 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2024, 02:15:43 PMUnsanitary.
Nous n'avons pas ce mot dans notre dictionnaire.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 12, 2024, 08:15:18 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2024, 10:14:27 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 12, 2024, 07:17:44 PMNous n'avons pas ce mot dans notre dictionnaire.
insalubre
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2024, 10:15:23 PM
That was actually a Calvin and Hobbes skit. Hobbes was commenting that the pickles were very "salubrious".
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 12, 2024, 10:29:34 PM
Interesting. I recently did a quiz online about vocabulary, and the only word I got wrong was "salubrious." I still scored better than 100% of other people who took the same quiz.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2024, 10:45:43 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 12, 2024, 10:29:34 PMInteresting. I recently did a quiz online about vocabulary, and the only word I got wrong was "salubrious." I still scored better than 100% of other people who took the same quiz.
When I was 11 years old I had to spend six months in bed, only getting up when necessary. I finished the school work my teacher sent home, read every book in the house, and was getting bored. So my mother found one of those library dictionaries, the ones that used to be on stands in the reading room, and gave it to me. I read it cover to cover in three months. My prose was prolix.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 12, 2024, 11:33:41 PM
I used to play a lot of Scrabble, so I read dictionaries in search of good words, especially the two and three letter words. 🤓
I won most of the time.
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 12, 2024, 11:41:30 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 12, 2024, 10:45:43 PMWhen I was 11 years old I had to spend six months in bed, only getting up when necessary. I finished the school work my teacher sent home, read every book in the house, and was getting bored. So my mother found one of those library dictionaries, the ones that used to be on stands in the reading room, and gave it to me. I read it cover to cover in three months. My prose was prolix.

You were sick for six months? Jesus.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 13, 2024, 12:22:18 AM
Hell, when I was 11 years old I and some other kids paddled canoes 600 miles down the Sabine River in Texas, from Gladewater to the Gulf of Mexico. Took us 7 weeks and a day. 🛶
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 13, 2024, 12:25:53 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 13, 2024, 12:22:18 AMHell, when I was 11 years old I and some other kids paddled canoes 600 miles down the Sabine River in Texas, from Gladewater to the Gulf of Mexico. Took us 7 weeks and a day. 🛶

I hope y'all told your parents first. lol
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2024, 12:52:02 AM


Thank goodness the books were set in a pre-internet age, because he actually would really love being a streamer.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 13, 2024, 12:57:35 AM


State secret (https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/8502-shrimp-linguine)
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 13, 2024, 12:59:08 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 13, 2024, 12:25:53 AMI hope y'all told your parents first. lol
Yeah, they got divorced when I was 10, and neither of them wanted me, so they packed me off to a boys' camp for about a year and a half.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 13, 2024, 06:43:04 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 12, 2024, 11:33:41 PMI used to play a lot of Scrabble, so I read dictionaries in search of good words, especially the two and three letter words. 🤓
I won most of the time.
20 years in the USN, so I'm prolific in four letter words.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 13, 2024, 06:45:42 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on February 12, 2024, 11:41:30 PMYou were sick for six months? Jesus.
Just so I wouldn't die. This was 1963 and bed rest was still a thing. I didn't feel sick but I would get dizzy if I moved around too much. Of course, being a child, the adults didn't tell me shit.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 13, 2024, 11:54:28 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 13, 2024, 12:52:02 AM

Thank goodness the books were set in a pre-internet age, because he actually would really love being a streamer.

One of dem books actually starts that way? Jesus.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 13, 2024, 12:59:45 PM
No, not Jesus, Lestat! 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2024, 10:38:58 AM


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Post by: Cassia on February 14, 2024, 10:59:37 AM
VD:What a bullshit "holiday". We do not comply around here, LOL.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 14, 2024, 11:03:54 AM
Yeah, I guess I'll pass on VD...sounds disgusting... 🙀
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2024, 11:53:40 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 14, 2024, 11:03:54 AMYeah, I guess I'll pass on VD...sounds disgusting... 🙀
Slow ... clap.   
               
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2024, 12:45:51 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2024, 01:53:09 PM
And then the Royal Navy arrived to save us Yanks. ;-)
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 14, 2024, 02:07:49 PM
Their ships were either the HMS Indomitable or the HMS Pansy, lol
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 14, 2024, 03:43:34 PM
But the Army was lead by the very picture of a modern Major General!
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 15, 2024, 01:47:47 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 16, 2024, 12:14:36 PM
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Post by: Cassia on February 16, 2024, 12:24:33 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 16, 2024, 12:14:36 PM
In the voice of the late Dennis Hooper. "that's beautiful, man".
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 16, 2024, 12:29:43 PM
Gandalf Greyhame was outclassed in the stick department.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2024, 02:48:54 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 17, 2024, 08:10:30 AM
One of the weirder subcultures.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 17, 2024, 12:42:35 PM


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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2024, 12:28:15 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2024, 12:56:59 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 16, 2024, 12:29:43 PMGandalf Greyhame was outclassed in the stick department.

Naah, I've always liked Gandalf the Grey's costume better than Saruman, and the Gandalf the White.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 18, 2024, 09:27:21 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 18, 2024, 12:56:59 AMNaah, I've always liked Gandalf the Grey's costume better than Saruman, and the Gandalf the White.
My unreconstructed Confederate cousins would agree.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 18, 2024, 07:39:26 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 19, 2024, 04:29:57 PM


Burgled.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 21, 2024, 02:53:35 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on February 21, 2024, 04:14:53 PM

"I know what to do. I gots me an idea."

"...Okay. Let's hear it, God. I'm ready. What's your idea?"

"Magic!"

"Haha. Okay. So getting the animals to the ark?"

"Magic."

"Fitting the animals on the ark?"

"Magic."

"Getting the animals to behave?"

"Magic."

"The food?"

"Magic."

"The water?"

"Magic."

"The poop?"

"Magic."

"The freezing cold?"

"Magic."

"The lack of oxygen?"

"Magic."

"Finding food after the flood?"

"Magic."

"The genetic diversity?"

"Magic."
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 21, 2024, 04:21:08 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 21, 2024, 02:53:35 PM
And the herbivores wouldn't get to eat until the grasses grew big enough to reproduce. And the grasses wouldn't reproduce until the land dried out and SOMEHOW a worldwide supply of seeds was on hand.

So, maybe two commercial breaks?
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Post by: Cassia on February 21, 2024, 06:17:33 PM
I heard that atheists keep visiting Ham's 'Ark Encounter' fake ship building and they slip copies of Darwin's "Origin" into the shelves of Noah's family room.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 21, 2024, 07:48:51 PM
I wonder if anyone ever finds them and reads them. The staff probably just throws them away.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 21, 2024, 07:53:09 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 21, 2024, 07:48:51 PMI wonder if anyone ever finds them and reads them. The staff probably just throws them away.
Or take them home and hide them in the barn so they can read them without getting caught. When I was in high school I gave scifi books to the preacher's daughter. She wasn't allowed to read that "vomit of Satan!" She left home the same day I did, the day after graduation. She joined the Marines, I joined the Navy. Neither of us joined a convent.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 22, 2024, 04:59:05 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 18, 2024, 09:27:21 AMMy unreconstructed Confederate cousins would agree.

I dodn't get it.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2024, 07:12:38 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 22, 2024, 04:59:05 AMI dodn't get it.
"Reconstruction" was the North's plan to "clean up the rebellious" after the Civil War. (Not overtly, but is was a subtext to helping the South recover.) Being "unreconstructed" was a badge of honor for the Lost Cause diehards.

My comment was about "grey", the colors of the Confederate Army. Cousins make a fuzz about anything grey.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 22, 2024, 07:18:02 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2024, 07:12:38 AM"Reconstruction" was the North's plan to "clean up the rebellious" after the Civil War. (Not overtly, but is was a subtext to helping the South recover.) Being "unreconstructed" was a badge of honor for the Lost Cause diehards.

And his cousins fall into the lost cause catagory. They like grey because that was the color of Confederate uniforms.

ETA: Ninjaed by 18 seconds...
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2024, 07:39:42 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on February 22, 2024, 07:18:02 AMAnd his cousins fall into the lost cause catagory. They like grey because that was the color of Confederate uniforms.

ETA: Ninjaed by 18 seconds...
Nehner nehner.
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Post by: Cassia on February 22, 2024, 09:32:49 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2024, 07:39:42 AMNehner nehner.
Yeah, many ignorant around here still call it "the war of Northern Aggression".
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 22, 2024, 11:03:48 AM
Quote from: Cassia on February 22, 2024, 09:32:49 AMYeah, many ignorant around here still call it "the war of Northern Aggression".
Which drives me crazy because Fort Sumpter didn't raid itself.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2024, 11:49:33 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 22, 2024, 11:03:48 AMWhich drives me crazy because Fort Sumpter didn't raid itself.
You mean it didn't blow the top two tiers off the parapets?

I wonder sometimes if the Confederacy would have last long as a unit. "We ceded from the Union, we can ceded from the Confederacy!"
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 22, 2024, 11:53:33 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2024, 07:12:38 AMCousins make a fuzz about anything grey.
I bet thay'd enjoy Fifty Shades of Grey. (if they could read...)
🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2024, 01:30:53 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 22, 2024, 11:53:33 AMI bet thay'd enjoy Fifty Shades of Grey. (if they could read...)
🤣
They're all natural born bottoms. (As in "bottomland" (aka "swampland")).
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 22, 2024, 03:23:35 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 22, 2024, 11:53:33 AMI bet thay'd enjoy Fifty Shades of Grey. (if they could read...)
🤣

I'm guessing probably not. Fifty Shades was consensual...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 23, 2024, 04:21:30 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 22, 2024, 07:12:38 AM"Reconstruction" was the North's plan to "clean up the rebellious" after the Civil War. (Not overtly, but is was a subtext to helping the South recover.) Being "unreconstructed" was a badge of honor for the Lost Cause diehards.

My comment was about "grey", the colors of the Confederate Army. Cousins make a fuzz about anything grey.
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on February 22, 2024, 07:18:02 AMAnd his cousins fall into the lost cause catagory. They like grey because that was the color of Confederate uniforms.

ETA: Ninjaed by 18 seconds...

Well, I've forgotten about the uniforms. The Blue and The Grey was a very beloved series in Turkey. I was small, I remember that adults watched it diligently while I was going to bed, lol.
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Post by: Cassia on February 23, 2024, 08:48:34 PM
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Post by: Dark Lightning on February 23, 2024, 09:14:47 PM
Quote from: Cassia on February 23, 2024, 08:48:34 PM
Homer's going to fail his next drug test at work. 😄
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 23, 2024, 10:07:29 PM
He'll just claim he ate a poppyseed bagel. 😎
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2024, 12:58:08 AM
Guys where are you?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2024, 12:58:17 AM


One of the best of AI, but the fish has 2 eyes.

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Post by: Unbeliever on February 27, 2024, 01:23:57 AM
Fish are supposed to have two eyes - just not both on the same side of their heads! 🤣
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 27, 2024, 01:41:46 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on February 27, 2024, 01:23:57 AMFish are supposed to have two eyes - just not both on the same side of their heads! 🤣

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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2024, 02:39:18 AM
Yes, yes...what I meant was in a wrong way, lol... *rolls eyes
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2024, 02:45:24 AM
ooh this has two different ends...

Best one:







OK. Maybe two different stories.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2024, 07:05:35 AM
The dog has a broken paw.
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 27, 2024, 10:22:13 AM
Those cops arrested the purr-petrator.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2024, 11:18:41 AM
A.I. has a problem with human hands, may be it extends to any kind of extremities of teh same sort, lol.
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 27, 2024, 11:30:34 AM
A.I.'s main problem is that it should be called A.S.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2024, 11:36:42 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2024, 07:05:35 AMThe dog has a broken paw.
NVM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2024, 11:37:49 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 27, 2024, 11:30:34 AMA.I.'s main problem is that it should be called A.S.
Early days. AI is still shitting yellow.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2024, 11:55:28 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on February 27, 2024, 11:30:34 AMA.I.'s main problem is that it should be called A.S.

What does S stand for?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2024, 12:16:26 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2024, 11:55:28 AMWhat does S stand for?
My sailor's brain says: "Artificial SHIT".
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Post by: the_antithesis on February 27, 2024, 01:24:01 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 27, 2024, 11:55:28 AMWhat does S stand for?

Actually Stupid.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 27, 2024, 02:02:04 PM
Like mine better.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 27, 2024, 11:13:48 PM


He was the Galactic Empire's only DD turbolaser gunner.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 10:24:44 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 29, 2024, 12:33:54 PM
?
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 01:22:52 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on February 29, 2024, 12:33:54 PM?
bison = bye son
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 01:28:12 PM


Only losers eat.  Winners are always selling.  I'll sell you this pen, this timeshare, this overpriced burger.  I don't even need this burger.  I don't even need to eat, period.  Why?  I'll tell you why.  Cause winners are always hungry.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 29, 2024, 01:45:29 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 01:28:12 PM

Only losers eat.  Winners are always selling.  I'll sell you this pen, this timeshare, this overpriced burger.  I don't even need this burger.  I don't even need to eat, period.  Why?  I'll tell you why.  Cause winners are always hungry.

Lol, this is so good... *giggles

E: who could guess, we'd be on the same team with millenials... :p

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Post by: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 02:02:18 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 29, 2024, 01:45:29 PME: who could guess, we'd be on the same team with millenials... :p
What about side by side with a friend?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on February 29, 2024, 02:03:46 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 02:02:18 PMWhat about side by side with a friend?

Pffft, I'm a hobbit.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 03:16:08 PM
Hobbits can fight...sort of.  Merry was something of a swordsman.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on February 29, 2024, 03:51:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 03:16:08 PMHobbits can fight...sort of.  Merry was something of a swordsman.
And his grandfather was so large he could ride a horse.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on February 29, 2024, 04:45:47 PM
I learned today that Ted Cruz waw born in canada.

How was he ever an option to run for president?
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 29, 2024, 05:01:03 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on February 29, 2024, 04:45:47 PMI learned today that Ted Cruz waw born in canada.

How was he ever an option to run for president?

John McCain was born in Panama. He father was stationed there in the military. As such he is considered a natural born American citizen.

Cruz is a little different. Born in Canada, but his mother was an American citizen. Many interpret that as making him a natural born US citizen.

But... SCOTUS has never ruled on the question and until they do there will be no definitive answer to does that make someone born to an American citizen outside of the US a natural born citizen or not.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 05:03:14 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on February 29, 2024, 04:45:47 PMI learned today that Ted Cruz waw born in canada.

How was he ever an option to run for president?
He likely wouldn't have a problem there (https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/03/23/394713013/is-ted-cruz-allowed-to-run-since-he-was-born-in-canada), despite having technically been born outside of the US.

And you can bet it was brought up when it comes to his and the Republican party's stance against immigration (https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/26/politics/republicans-oppose-legal-illegal-immigration/index.html).  Note that I didn't specify illegal immigration.

Apparently, the real bone of contention is if you're Hawaiian and wear a tan suit.  That's way more of an outrage than all the myriad horrible things involving immigration policies and immigration enforcement.  Because reasons.
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 10:19:48 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on February 29, 2024, 11:02:14 PM
She seems rather...limber... 🤔
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Post by: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 11:10:00 PM
I just now noticed the 6 fingers on the right hand.

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Post by: the_antithesis on March 01, 2024, 12:31:19 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 29, 2024, 02:03:46 PMPffft, I'm a hobbit.

You have hairy feet?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 01, 2024, 12:52:50 AM


Khajiit has wares, if you have coin
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 01, 2024, 12:57:33 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 11:10:00 PMI just now noticed the 6 fingers on the right hand.


There will be blood tonight!
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 01, 2024, 12:58:53 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 01, 2024, 12:52:50 AM

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin
He must be a pimp. He's selling pussy...😸
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 01, 2024, 01:24:22 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 01, 2024, 03:10:03 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 03:16:08 PMHobbits can fight...sort of.  Merry was something of a swordsman.

Lol, I'm OK with throwing stones. From very very far away... But that translated as I'm not a dwarf. Though, I'd love being dwarf, but seriously, I'm closes to a hobbit. I just wouldn't enjoy being an elf.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 01, 2024, 03:15:40 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 01, 2024, 12:31:19 AMYou have hairy feet?

No, just small feet. I'm small too. Esp. compared to Western standards, lol. I also share(d) drinking, eating, smoking habits, and getting in my cosy place and not going out of it for years kind of habits. I feel bad when my routine is broken... Of course in real life, I drink a little now, stopped smoking, and routine thing -and some others- are due to ADHD. Lol
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Post by: Cassia on March 01, 2024, 06:50:02 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 01, 2024, 03:15:40 AMNo, just small feet. I'm small too. Esp. compared to Western standards, lol. I also share(d) drinking, eating, smoking habits, and getting in my cosy place and not going out of it for years kind of habits. I feel bad when my routine is broken... Of course in real life, I drink a little now, stopped smoking, and routine thing -and some others- are due to ADHD. Lol
In the movies, the hairy prosthetic hobbit feet did seem to be rather large. As a kid, during summers in hot South Florida, we went without shoes a lot. Our summer feet could walk on hot coals, no problem.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 01, 2024, 07:46:25 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on February 29, 2024, 11:10:00 PMI just now noticed the 6 fingers on the right hand.


Gotta give you a two-thumbs up for spotting that.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 01, 2024, 10:38:51 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 01, 2024, 12:31:19 AMYou have hairy feet?
I wish I had hairy feet, maybe they wouldn't get so cold.
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Post by: Cassia on March 01, 2024, 10:42:36 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 01, 2024, 10:59:35 AM
The Ark grounded in Kinfucky?
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Post by: Cassia on March 01, 2024, 11:27:06 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 01, 2024, 10:38:51 AMI wish I had hairy feet, maybe they wouldn't get so cold.
It would give Superbowl Jesus more to work with. Washing feet is way more important than cancer. So idiotic.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 02, 2024, 11:19:04 AM


Well, that part was indeed intelligently designed, but by people, not a god.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 03, 2024, 01:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cassia on March 01, 2024, 06:50:02 AMIn the movies, the hairy prosthetic hobbit feet did seem to be rather large. As a kid, during summers in hot South Florida, we went without shoes a lot. Our summer feet could walk on hot coals, no problem.

Oh yeah... It sounds like summer feet are universal, lol. But always I thought Hobbit feet were small, just bigger for their size. I mean mine is 35,5 -apparently that is 5 in American system- and wouldn't that look big on a hobbit? 
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 03, 2024, 02:01:03 PM
Compared to oliphants we all have tiny feet.

For a Lit. class at Purdue I did a paper on The Things Authors Skip, Scrimp, and Just Leave Out. The prof. was amused.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 04, 2024, 02:27:58 AM


Reference:  https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-68431728
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 04, 2024, 11:06:44 AM
There'd better be worms.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 04, 2024, 11:07:06 AM
Must be a reference to the opening of the thrilling Chocolate Factory fiasco in that empty Scottish warehouse. 🤣
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 06:05:53 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on March 04, 2024, 11:07:06 AMMust be a reference to the opening of the thrilling Chocolate Factory fiasco in that empty Scottish warehouse. 🤣

I've no idea what that means.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 06:06:18 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 06:06:37 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 06:07:13 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 06:07:52 AM


I dunno though...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 06:08:16 AM
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Post by: Cassia on March 05, 2024, 07:17:58 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 06:07:52 AM

I dunno though...
There is a huge taste difference between the cheaper olive oil and the good xtra-virgin, cold-freshly-pressed stuff. Especially for cold salads. Twenty bux or so for a small bottle the good stuff. Is it worth it?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2024, 08:54:54 AM
Food affectations are fun to watch.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 10:40:53 AM
Quote from: Cassia on March 05, 2024, 07:17:58 AMThere is a huge taste difference between the cheaper olive oil and the good xtra-virgin, cold-freshly-pressed stuff. Especially for cold salads. Twenty bux or so for a small bottle the good stuff. Is it worth it?

Well, to me, yes. We have a few trees by the summer house. I live in the natural habitat of olive, but it is too expensive here too, thanks to corrupted religious gov. Anyway, if I had money, I'd buy the best. I love it. I grew up with that green, bitter extra stuff. Some people think it tastes like motor oil, I think it is liquid gold, lol. Nom Nom.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2024, 11:05:09 AM
The full potential range in "tastes" in people can be capsulized in one word "balut". (Don't let Google try to substitute another word for that.)
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 05, 2024, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 06:08:16 AM

Isn't the line, "Fly, you fools?"
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 05, 2024, 11:49:07 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 11:56:22 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 05, 2024, 11:12:36 AMIsn't the line, "Fly, you fools?"

Yep. That's from the movie I think.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 11:56:41 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2024, 12:12:44 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 11:56:41 AM
Is she having nightmares about being flat-chested?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 12:50:25 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2024, 12:12:44 PMIs she having nightmares about being flat-chested?

Please, it's nothing that serious, it's just a depiction of sleep paralysis...lol.

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Post by: Hydra009 on March 05, 2024, 01:11:11 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2024, 12:12:44 PMIs she having nightmares about being flat-chested?

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Post by: the_antithesis on March 05, 2024, 01:14:34 PM
It's not a nightmare, baby.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 05, 2024, 01:33:14 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 05, 2024, 12:50:25 PMPlease, it's nothing that serious, it's just a depiction of sleep paralysis...lol.


No, it's a depiction of a succubus/incubus attempting possession of a pure young girl and repurposed for that meme. Where's your Xtian mythology?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 06, 2024, 05:04:41 AM
Oooh my bad, sorry. lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2024, 01:40:31 PM


Sydney, Nova Scotia (Canada)
Perth, Ontario (Canada)
Waterloo, Ontario (Canada)
Paris, Texas
St Petersburg, Florida
Memphis, Tennessee
Athens, Ohio
Lagos, Portugal
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 07, 2024, 03:52:54 PM
I hope "Banana" has big ass tarantulas. Leo G. Carrol would approve.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 07, 2024, 11:03:31 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 08, 2024, 07:24:10 AM
They done forgot the chitterlings.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 08, 2024, 04:09:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 07, 2024, 01:40:31 PM

Sydney, Nova Scotia (Canada)
Perth, Ontario (Canada)
Waterloo, Ontario (Canada)
Paris, Texas
St Petersburg, Florida
Memphis, Tennessee
Athens, Ohio
Lagos, Portugal

Don´t forget about Hoboken!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 08, 2024, 05:47:53 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on March 08, 2024, 04:09:14 PMDon´t forget about Hoboken!
New Jersey and Belgium.  Learn something new every day.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 08, 2024, 06:23:09 PM
If it ain't Hoboken don't hofix it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2024, 01:13:21 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2024, 01:13:45 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2024, 01:14:30 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2024, 01:16:04 AM


I've laughed at this a bit too much. LOL
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2024, 01:16:51 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2024, 01:17:13 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 09, 2024, 01:48:16 AM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 09, 2024, 10:35:44 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 09, 2024, 01:14:04 AM

It's sad that anytime I see a painting like this now, I have to count the fingers to see if it's AI generated. Also, WTF is that outside the window? Is that a dinosaur's head?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 09, 2024, 11:08:59 AM
That maybe Mammon or one of its cousins. Religious iconography does that at times.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 10, 2024, 07:23:40 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 09, 2024, 10:35:44 AMIt's sad that anytime I see a painting like this now, I have to count the fingers to see if it's AI generated. Also, WTF is that outside the window? Is that a dinosaur's head?

I think they're cooking some dinosaur... 😃

E: By the way, there are tons of real paintings of that sort... Literally tens of thousands. I don't think they need AI...lol.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 10, 2024, 09:00:14 AM
That's Saint George. The beast is the dragon he killed.

Having said that, WTF is she holdng for him to wash his hands in?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2024, 09:13:23 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 10, 2024, 09:00:14 AMThat's Saint George. The beast is the dragon he killed.

Having said that, WTF is she holdng for him to wash his hands in?
It appears to be a variation on the swan knight helmet.
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Post by: Cassia on March 10, 2024, 09:15:00 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 10, 2024, 09:00:14 AMThat's Saint George. The beast is the dragon he killed.

Having said that, WTF is she holdng for him to wash his hands in?
She must be one of those red-headed Lebanese gals; so thankful that the dragon won't be eating the locals for dinner any longer.
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 10, 2024, 12:02:49 PM
Fun (to some maybe) fact. This particular Saint George painting was completed in 1862. The look of the artist's dragon was probably heavily influanced by contemporary thoughts on the looks of dianosaurs. The Crystal Palace displays had been completed less than 10 years before the painting. It wouldn't surprise me if Rossetti had seen the Crystal Palace displays.

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Post by: Cassia on March 10, 2024, 12:53:30 PM
The recent list of sainthood beatification miracle claims is pedestrian compared to the saints of old. Now it's just one mystery medical cure after another. Never a regrown amputated leg however, let alone a dragon slaying.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 10, 2024, 03:16:21 PM
Dragon slaying would get PETA way up your ass these days.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2024, 05:01:44 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 10, 2024, 03:16:21 PMDragon slaying would get PETA way up your ass these days.
Only if they had contracts to kill the dragons themselves.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 10, 2024, 07:33:22 PM
Yeah, definitely don't drop off any dragons at PETA shelters.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 10, 2024, 07:49:15 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 11, 2024, 01:07:26 AM
^ the official enforcer of social distancing.  Cause no one is gonna want to get close to those chompers.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 11, 2024, 02:54:43 AM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 10, 2024, 09:00:14 AMThat's Saint George. The beast is the dragon he killed.

Having said that, WTF is she holdng for him to wash his hands in?

Ah... yeah. They had to show the dragon. My iconography always sucked, but now I started to forget the simplest stuff... But then religious paintings...lol.

Quote from: PopeyesPappy on March 10, 2024, 12:02:49 PMFun (to some maybe) fact. This particular Saint George painting was completed in 1862. The look of the artist's dragon was probably heavily influanced by contemporary thoughts on the looks of dianosaurs. The Crystal Palace displays had been completed less than 10 years before the painting. It wouldn't surprise me if Rossetti had seen the Crystal Palace displays.

Thanks. Makes sense. We would need to find all the dragon descriptions available to Rosetti; the books he's read, places he's visited and visual material he has seen...myeh improbable. Yours is better. I'm taking yours.  At first sight, I thought she could be Magdalene because of her hair, I have no idea why. But so she is a princess...and he is just washing the blood from his hands, lol. It's probably a theme as old as people can think of dragons.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 11, 2024, 07:49:46 AM
Post corrected. Also time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas... AAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Post by: Cassia on March 11, 2024, 08:36:48 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 11, 2024, 07:49:46 AMPost corrected. Also time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas... AAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And so does god, after all he made the banana shaped perfectly for the human hand including a handy easy-open feature.

Before human cultivation bananas were barely palatable, LOL
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 12, 2024, 11:36:37 AM
Quote from: Cassia on March 11, 2024, 08:36:48 AMAnd so does god, after all he made the banana shaped perfectly for the human hand including a handy easy-open feature.

Before human cultivation bananas were barely palatable, LOL


Oooof... Well, I keep saying to you that the ones over here has a good source.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 12, 2024, 11:37:31 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 12, 2024, 11:39:05 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 12, 2024, 11:40:47 AM


I mean, look at that face...
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 12, 2024, 01:47:15 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 12, 2024, 11:39:05 AM

Hummina hummina hummina
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 13, 2024, 10:26:00 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2024, 03:34:12 PM
Me after taking a psychology test:

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 14, 2024, 04:13:59 PM
Do you talk to pussy a lot?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2024, 07:33:26 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 14, 2024, 04:13:59 PMDo you talk to pussy a lot?
Yeah, I'm on this forum waaay too much.  :)
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2024, 11:20:01 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 14, 2024, 11:21:29 PM


Dang barbarians.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 15, 2024, 08:21:47 AM
Prepare to clear chimneys!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 16, 2024, 02:45:18 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 17, 2024, 12:04:16 AM
I thought that helmet was supposed to protect him from Professor X's powers.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2024, 01:08:49 AM
Quote from: Blackleaf on March 17, 2024, 12:04:16 AMI thought that helmet was supposed to protect him from Professor X's powers.
That is true.  Wouldn't be the first time the cartoon deviated from the comics.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 17, 2024, 03:09:40 AM


Every single time that I write "that that" in a sentence and it makes linguistic sense but not logical sense.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 18, 2024, 12:10:01 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 18, 2024, 12:50:00 PM
I think we should let him.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 18, 2024, 05:06:12 PM


Treasures beyond comprehension, humor for every mood, fascinating insights and statistics, nearly lost memories of halycon youth in a purer world where colors were brighter and feelings more intense.  Also, that one file due tomorrow by noon.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 18, 2024, 08:03:44 PM
Reminds me of my "watch later" list at YouTube! 😱
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 18, 2024, 08:22:54 PM
Reminds me of my porn storage.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 19, 2024, 04:21:46 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 19, 2024, 05:16:01 PM
The kitty is just trying to calculate pi... 🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 19, 2024, 06:27:14 PM
Looks like one of the backyardigans.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 20, 2024, 02:33:59 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 21, 2024, 01:23:41 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 22, 2024, 04:34:57 PM
Detergent companies: only the dumbest of the dumb would think to drink our product

Also detergent companies:

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Post by: Unbeliever on March 22, 2024, 05:24:01 PM
That looks tasty! 🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🥭🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝🍅🫒🥥🍋🥑🍆🥔🥕🤣
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 22, 2024, 06:50:46 PM
Drink some, and if you live you'll be farting bubbles.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 22, 2024, 07:20:55 PM
Well, I guess I wouldn't need a colonoscopy! 🤣
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 23, 2024, 12:32:05 AM
The deodorant puck in the toilet at work does smell delicious...
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 23, 2024, 01:10:49 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 23, 2024, 12:32:05 AMThe deodorant puck in the toilet at work does smell delicious...
Tastes good, too.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 23, 2024, 01:16:13 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 23, 2024, 01:10:49 AMTastes good, too.

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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 23, 2024, 09:21:47 AM
Looks like somebody trusted Garble Translate.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2024, 01:30:21 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 24, 2024, 03:48:44 PM
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Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 24, 2024, 09:01:35 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 24, 2024, 03:48:44 PM

Finally got my own parking spot!
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 24, 2024, 11:50:11 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 24, 2024, 01:33:03 AM
The falls should be labeled something like Minecraft or Elden Ring or porn or something like that.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2024, 12:48:33 AM


Jellyfish medusa/polyp heresy, but I'll allow it, for there are many chambers in Father Dagon's undersea/understar abode.
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 25, 2024, 12:58:22 AM
Resistance is futile! 🤣
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Post by: Dark Lightning on March 25, 2024, 09:10:50 AM
One place I worked, new hires were given an overview of the company and a tour of much of the facilities on their first day at work. It was called "Assimilation Day", I shit you not. I put a poster above my desk, like your STNG quote. 😁
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 25, 2024, 11:23:05 PM
Me talking about you guys to my brother:

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Post by: the_antithesis on March 26, 2024, 01:10:18 AM
Worldwide?

Are you saying I'm fat?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 26, 2024, 02:38:07 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 26, 2024, 01:10:18 AMWorldwide?

Are you saying I'm fat?
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 26, 2024, 12:50:42 PM


Probably only means that the tutorial area is done and you can walk around there without crashing to desktop.

I know, not what anyone wants to hear, but I'm a mana bar half-full kind of guy and baby, I was born under the sign of the Atronach.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 26, 2024, 06:26:51 PM


Next they'll be wearing Foo Fighters shirts.  SMH
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2024, 06:46:28 PM
Traveling Wilburys
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Post by: Blackleaf on March 26, 2024, 07:23:07 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 26, 2024, 12:50:42 PM

Probably only means that the tutorial area is done and you can walk around there without crashing to desktop.

I know, not what anyone wants to hear, but I'm a mana bar half-full kind of guy and baby, I was born under the sign of the Atronach.

I'm willing to deal with some bugs from games as big and open ended as The Elder Scrolls, as long as the game is still fun. Hell, sometimes the bugs are part of the charm. When the game lacks any soul, however, like with Starfield, then the bugs are just an annoyance.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 26, 2024, 08:23:12 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 26, 2024, 06:26:51 PM



Maybe if your weren't born while Kurt Cobain was alive, you don't get to like Nirvana.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 26, 2024, 09:02:53 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 26, 2024, 08:23:12 PMMaybe if your weren't born while Kurt Cobain was alive, you don't get to like Nirvana.
I mean, I like some older stuff.  Everyone does.  I don't think it's reasonable to rope stuff off in either direction.

What does bother me is there was a similar facepalm image about someone upset that a t-shirt design they didn't like was "ruining" the Nirvana brand (as if it were a clothing line and not a music group). Maybe they meant it as a joke?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2024, 10:14:34 PM
Never take internet comments on face value. Tone of voice, posture, expression, none available.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 26, 2024, 10:22:09 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 26, 2024, 10:14:34 PMNever take internet comments on face value. Tone of voice, posture, expression, none available.

That and everyone online is an asshat.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 27, 2024, 07:25:08 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 26, 2024, 10:22:09 PMThat and everyone online is an asshat.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2024, 10:41:50 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 26, 2024, 10:22:09 PMThat and everyone online is an asshat.
Not much difference offline, tbh.  Though I've found that people are much more true to self online.  For some people, that's great.  For some people, well, they need better role models.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 27, 2024, 02:23:14 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 27, 2024, 10:41:50 AMNot much difference offline, tbh.  Though I've found that people are much more true to self online.  ...

Agreed.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 27, 2024, 03:28:12 PM
I don't think you guys are asshats...
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 27, 2024, 03:32:16 PM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on March 27, 2024, 03:28:12 PMI don't think you guys are asshats...

Guess we fooled you.
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 27, 2024, 03:40:21 PM
Or perhaps yourself?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 27, 2024, 03:57:49 PM
"They're all mad, save thee and me ... and thee I'm none too sure about!"
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 27, 2024, 04:40:26 PM


This comic is twenty years old?

Jesus Christ!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2024, 06:34:52 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 27, 2024, 10:36:07 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 28, 2024, 12:44:33 AM
Shit I'm old. I have to google almost every joke.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2024, 09:07:41 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2024, 10:07:03 AM


I've lived in the US my entire life and I couldn't tell you how many fluid ounces are in a gallon without looking it up.

Hell, I have to bookmark a complex conversion chart in order to bake a pie.  But dividing stuff by 10 is supposedly too difficult.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 28, 2024, 01:10:19 PM
Thing is, you don't need to know how many fluid ounces compose a gallon.

My ship was parked between Victoria and Kowloon side once and the gov was delivering fresh water. The ensign in charge of receiving the water didn't know how much we were getting. I asked him what did the bargemen say?

"20 metric tons."

"And a gallon is 8.34 pounds."

"So it's 2,372 tons?"

"No, because a metric ton is 2.2 imperial tons.

"So, that 44,000 pounds of water?"

"You're on track."



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Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2024, 02:04:20 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on March 28, 2024, 01:10:19 PMThing is, you don't need to know how many fluid ounces compose a gallon.
Price comparison for a gallon jug of water and a 32oz bottle.
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Post by: Cassia on March 28, 2024, 02:17:19 PM
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Post by: Unbeliever on March 28, 2024, 05:16:20 PM
Now that is truly hilarious! 🤣
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2024, 10:34:43 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2024, 09:05:14 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 29, 2024, 01:29:13 PM


👀
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 30, 2024, 11:02:41 PM




Nobody's here but us trees!
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2024, 05:38:12 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on March 31, 2024, 11:40:43 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2024, 01:12:06 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on March 31, 2024, 03:54:40 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on March 31, 2024, 11:40:43 AM
It is bad manners to play with your food, young lady.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2024, 09:41:33 PM


Now I can no longer unsee this and so I've decided to make that your problem
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 31, 2024, 09:44:39 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 31, 2024, 09:41:33 PM

Three guys and a lady.

Who are they, incidentally?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on March 31, 2024, 09:55:44 PM
Kool kids would know them. Faux kool kids not so much.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2024, 10:12:53 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 31, 2024, 09:44:39 PMThree guys and a lady.
I'm not entirely sure, but the "lady" appears to be Timothee Chalamet.  I disagree with the implication that guys with long hair are not guys and/or that long hair as a feminine trait.
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Post by: the_antithesis on March 31, 2024, 10:15:21 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on March 31, 2024, 10:12:53 PMI'm not entirely sure, but the "lady" appears to be Timothee Chalamet.  I disagree with the implication that guys with long hair are not guys and/or that long hair as a feminine trait.


Her hair isn't even touching her shoulder.
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Post by: Hydra009 on March 31, 2024, 10:50:30 PM
I feel like the guy handing Patrick a wallet, but I believe you said you saw "Three guys and a lady" right?  I presume you mean that the bottom-right looks like a lady, right?   And while it's not super long hair, in comparison to the other three it is.  Is any of this ringing a bell?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 01, 2024, 01:33:39 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on March 31, 2024, 09:44:39 PMThree guys and a lady.

Who are they, incidentally?

Ryan Gossling Henry Cavill

Heath Ledger Timothee Chalamet (The kid in the new Dune movies)

They chose the photographs according to the title.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2024, 12:40:13 PM


Unlike the totally european Christianity we have.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 01, 2024, 10:01:47 PM
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Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 02, 2024, 03:00:36 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 01, 2024, 12:40:13 PM

Unlike the totally european Christianity we have.

Maybe she is a mormon?
Jesus christ lived in the usa, didntchaknow?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2024, 10:03:55 AM
Possible, but unlikely. Mormonism is not very popular in the UK.

My guess is that she tried to appeal to bigotry by noting that Islam has a foreign origin (and therefore "wrong" to celebrate in the UK, which doesn't really follow) while conveniently forgetting that Christianity started practically next door.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2024, 10:25:16 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2024, 12:58:09 PM


"I'm really good at stealth, I just..." *bumps into empty suit of metal armor that dominoes into other suits, crashing into the rope that holds up the chandelier, which plunges through three floors into the dungeon below where there's a nest of vampires who immediately wake up and fly up to eye level*
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2024, 01:02:34 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 02, 2024, 10:36:54 PM


I'm going with Uwe Boll.  Now everything makes perfect sense.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 03, 2024, 01:21:26 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 03, 2024, 01:23:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 02, 2024, 12:58:09 PM

This is part of the reason why I stopped playing. This stopped being funny. And when it stopped being funny, it stopped being fun. There were other reasons why it stopped being fun, but this was definitely part of it.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 03, 2024, 01:25:52 PM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 03, 2024, 01:28:54 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 03, 2024, 03:25:45 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 03, 2024, 01:25:52 PM
There should be a "Last day at work at this fucking place" group or such.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2024, 04:46:20 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on April 03, 2024, 01:23:45 PMThis is part of the reason why I stopped playing. This stopped being funny. And when it stopped being funny, it stopped being fun. There were other reasons why it stopped being fun, but this was definitely part of it.
Sounds like you need Advantage(tm) and/or buffs and/or tone down the difficulty.  Also, a really good thing is for the DM to reduce the need for dice rolling in general.

You can literally play the game however you want.  As long as the group consents, the sky's the limit.  You can bolt on aspects of other game systems or homebrew if you want.  Hell, you can use a ouiji board instead of dice if the group's okay with that.

Personally, if it's something routine or something that you can reasonably be expected to do, I'd consider it an automatic success and not even bother rolling.  You don't need to roll to tie your shoes.  That way you can save the rolling for the actually important stuff.

Sometimes though, this isn't necessarily a mechanics problem, but a psychological fear of failure.  I've played enough XCOM to know that you absolutely will sometimes fail roll after roll.  Failure is just something that happens on occasion.  But failure doesn't necessarily mean losing.  For example, let's say the party tries to infiltrate the BBEG's liar to assassinate him.  There's a failure and now they're captured.  That's not game over.  Now, they can be thrown in the dungeon or forced to fight in an arena or be conscripted in his army (under close watch, of course) or serve as personal servants.  Let's say they're made servants.  Over the course of weeks, they could maybe steal a weapon or pry open a grate or slowly convince the BBEG's lieutenant to betray him.  Then, at just the right time, you could strike in a very dramatically satisfying way.  Imo, this is probably more interesting than the infiltration going off without a hitch.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 03, 2024, 09:28:24 PM


3rd option: spidephant

I gotta admit, crocobear is pretty damn threatening, with paws of death and a jaw to match.  And with bear-like speed, those jaws are much more of a threat than they otherwise would be.  Hard question.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 03, 2024, 09:47:16 PM
Let me flip a quarter... 🤣
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 03, 2024, 10:02:46 PM
I've fought hallucinations like that before. 50-50 win ratio.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 04, 2024, 01:32:47 AM
Myeh... Send an army ant at the same size to the fight. Looks better.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 04, 2024, 02:24:28 AM
I really don't understand Pokemon.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 04, 2024, 11:11:54 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 04, 2024, 01:32:47 AMMyeh... Send an army ant at the same size to the fight. Looks better.
Remember a movie called Them? 🐜
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 04, 2024, 11:34:31 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on April 04, 2024, 02:24:28 AMI really don't understand Pokemon.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 04, 2024, 11:52:04 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 04, 2024, 11:11:54 AMRemember a movie called Them? 🐜
The one where Leonard Nemoy had an uncredited role? And the giant ants attacked the FBI man and his family?


Nope.
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 04, 2024, 01:12:55 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 04, 2024, 11:52:04 AMThe one where Leonard Nemoy had an uncredited role? And the giant ants attacked the FBI man and his family?


Nope.

I thought that was DeForrest Kelly and giant bunny-wunnies.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 04, 2024, 01:29:29 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 04, 2024, 11:11:54 AMRemember a movie called Them? 🐜

I don't remember the name, but do you mean the movie with the giant ants?

If that is, it's probably the one of two movies I was scared in my whole life.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 04, 2024, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 04, 2024, 01:29:29 PMI don't remember the name, but do you mean the movie with the giant ants?

If that is, it's probably the one of two movies I was scared in my whole life.
Them warned you! How Them made Them noises worried me. Them got no lungs. Actually, given this was Hollyweird, I blame Them for that shit.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 04, 2024, 05:25:24 PM
Them had a great cast!
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 05, 2024, 12:30:21 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 05, 2024, 01:58:32 PM
Stephen King-level impatient? Oh, that makes my eyes Misty.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 05, 2024, 07:57:45 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 04, 2024, 11:34:31 AM

Well, Digimon makes a bit more sense when you realize it was originally designed to be Tamagotchi for boys. They had branching evolutionary trees, which prioritizes variety over making thematic sense. Your little dinosaur could become a bigger dinosaur, or it could turn into a slug, which of course evolves into a teddy bear.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 05, 2024, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 04, 2024, 01:29:29 PMI don't remember the name, but do you mean the movie with the giant ants?

If that is, it's probably the one of two movies I was scared in my whole life.
What was the other one?
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2024, 12:33:57 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2024, 02:13:31 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 05, 2024, 08:24:33 PMWhat was the other one?

Phantasm II. When I was 11.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 06, 2024, 02:13:39 AM
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 06, 2024, 01:45:52 PM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 06, 2024, 02:13:31 AMPhantasm II. When I was 11.

II? II?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 06, 2024, 02:03:42 PM
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095863/
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 06, 2024, 04:36:16 PM
Yeah, I know. I have it over there on the shelf. I just find it weird to be scared by II and not the original.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 06, 2024, 05:42:32 PM
The first one seemed a bit clownish to me. The second was grimmer.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2024, 12:13:00 AM
Starting to be about that time in the South:



I usually turn it off by mid-November.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2024, 09:38:42 AM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 08, 2024, 12:10:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2024, 09:47:49 AM


Hmmm...
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 09, 2024, 09:45:02 PM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 09, 2024, 10:48:06 PM
Black Republican?
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 10, 2024, 08:41:59 AM
Quote from: the_antithesis on April 06, 2024, 04:36:16 PMYeah, I know. I have it over there on the shelf. I just find it weird to be scared by II and not the original.

I've seen the second one in cinema. It was the first horror movie I've seen on big screen. It was rated way over my age too. I've seen the first one later, but it didn't affect me, probably because I've seen it older. I don't remember the movie. I still remember scenes from the second one, lol.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 10, 2024, 08:47:22 AM
OK. Thinking a bit further... Lynch's Lost Highway freaked me out pretty good as an adult. Also Event Horizon. I've seen Event Horizon in soiree, in cinema, and made my bf come with me to the My Best Friend's Wedding just after at midnight, lol.

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Post by: Unbeliever on April 10, 2024, 10:06:28 AM
The only horror movie that ever freaked me out was The Excorcist. I hated it. It didn't scare me, it just seemed to me to be in very bad taste.
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Post by: Cassia on April 10, 2024, 10:42:32 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 10, 2024, 10:06:28 AMThe only horror movie that ever freaked me out was The Excorcist. I hated it. It didn't scare me, it just seemed to me to be in very bad taste.
I remember driving home alone on dirt roads through the fog-shrouded, swampy-woods after watching "The Shining" on the big screen.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 10, 2024, 11:23:38 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 10, 2024, 10:06:28 AMThe only horror movie that ever freaked me out was The Excorcist. I hated it. It didn't scare me, it just seemed to me to be in very bad taste.
My 17 yo sister and I went to see it. Halfway through she bailed. "I'll be in the lobby!"

When the movie was over I went to the lobby and found her, the only girl, with 5-6 young men who had also bailed.

Or maybe it was her? Nah.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2024, 11:00:02 AM


We're safe.  For now.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 13, 2024, 12:17:20 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 13, 2024, 11:00:02 AM

We're safe.  For now.
Ghostly music plays: ♫Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can!♫
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2024, 12:42:49 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 13, 2024, 12:17:20 PMGhostly music plays: ♫Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can!♫
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 13, 2024, 10:43:40 PM


When they were in their Black Album era.

(Just gave myself 1d6 psychic damage)
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 13, 2024, 11:02:47 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 13, 2024, 10:43:40 PM

When they were in their Black Album era.

(Just gave myself 1d6 psychic damage)

That is actually worse than that "Spider-man" pic.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 14, 2024, 01:42:25 AM


"Yeah, just take the second left after the 3rd McDonald's on the right, then take a left before the bank on the right" - statements made by the mentally deraged.  Donnez-moi the address.

And my personal favorite: "Put the thing over there" *gestures vaguely*  The floor?  You want me to put a random item on the floor?  Alright...
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 14, 2024, 08:12:06 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 14, 2024, 08:12:58 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 14, 2024, 08:18:06 AM
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2024, 08:51:03 AM
Quote from: drunkenshoe on April 14, 2024, 08:12:58 AM
Obviously a Ballchinian.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 14, 2024, 10:24:47 AM
More like a ballheelian. 🤔
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 14, 2024, 11:13:37 AM
Given that they're crocs I am surprised they have balls at all.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 14, 2024, 05:51:32 PM


All I can think about is that whoever is slumped over the OPS console is going to lose feeling in that arm for a long time.

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Post by: Hydra009 on April 15, 2024, 01:58:33 AM
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 15, 2024, 04:34:32 AM
Aw...lol.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 16, 2024, 02:16:15 PM
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 16, 2024, 02:39:54 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 16, 2024, 02:16:15 PM

I've been saying for a while that they should make a sequel to the original Ninja Turtles movies with a title like this. Something akin to Cobra Kai, where the turtles are getting older and training the next generation, but are still badasses in their own rights.
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 16, 2024, 04:49:13 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 16, 2024, 02:16:15 PM
Resting turtle faces?
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 16, 2024, 04:50:28 PM
Quote from: Blackleaf on April 16, 2024, 02:39:54 PMI've been saying for a while that they should make a sequel to the original Ninja Turtles movies with a title like this. Something akin to Cobra Kai, where the turtles are getting older and trying the next generation, but are still badasses in their own rights.
Their grandkids are getting in trouble, and their kids come to them for help/suggestions?
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 16, 2024, 09:34:52 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 16, 2024, 04:50:28 PMTheir grandkids are getting in trouble, and their kids come to them for help/suggestions?

Not grandkids, since, you know... Their species is a bit of a sausage party. The students could be a new characters who were also mutated by the ooze or some other substance. They could introduce Jennika as a next generation ninja turtle. In the comics, she's a defected Foot Clan soldier who was transformed after receiving an emergency blood transfusion from Leonardo. How receiving blood from a turtle actually saved her life, I don't know. Comic logic.

Similarly, there's a character named Lita who was human, but got transformed into an albino turtle by a "mutagen bomb." Or they could use the rabbit Miyamoto Usagi to fill that role of the student, having him be a mutant instead of coming from an alternate dimension where humanoid animals are just the norm. As a new antagonist, they could use Slash, a mutated snapping turtle who is sometimes depicted as being allied with The Foot Clan.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 16, 2024, 09:36:21 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 16, 2024, 10:06:21 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_(Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles)

A bit of an inbreeding depression, but imo there were plenty of other animals affected by the ooze, so there could be mutant turtles in other countries or other parts of the US.
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 16, 2024, 11:12:51 PM
I know about as much about Ninja Turtles as I know about Eckankar...
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2024, 03:22:20 PM
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 17, 2024, 11:17:11 PM
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Post by: the_antithesis on April 17, 2024, 11:41:03 PM
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 17, 2024, 11:17:11 PM
Must be nice to have someone frolic against you.
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Post by: drunkenshoe on April 18, 2024, 02:07:11 AM
"I'm not locked up in here with you, you're locked up in here with me!"
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Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 18, 2024, 07:17:22 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test
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Post by: Unbeliever on April 18, 2024, 09:42:46 AM
I remember taking a Rorschach test for some reason when I was a kid, but I don't remember much about it.
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Post by: Hydra009 on April 18, 2024, 10:04:28 AM


Not gonna post the article due to spoilers, but man, did some people get a bit too analytical.  Sheesh!

Also, quest xp varies a lot.
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Post by: Blackleaf on April 18, 2024, 11:45:37 PM
I know they're just having fun overanalyzing stuff, but levels are just a game mechanic. Experience points don't exist in lore. In real life, a bullet will hurt just as much, no matter who is shooting it.

It's part of the reason I was slow to adopt Fallout 3 when it released. I can understand leveling up a sword skill doing more damage, because a swing from a sword master in real life will do more damage than a swing from a novice. But how does one...shoot harder? You can become more accurate with a gun, sure, but gun skills determine damage on hit, not accuracy. If I hand a gun to a toddler, those bullets won't just tickle just because they have no experience. lol

PS: Not advocating for handing guns to toddlers. I may be from Texas, but I've got some sense.
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