Adam and Eve were sitting in the garden. “Damn it, the sun is burning my genitals†Adam said and he wrapped an apron of fig leaves around his waist. Eve, never having an opinion of her own, did the same. Then they went for a walk.
Halfway they came across a snake. Before the animal could utter a word - which would have been odd anyhow - Adam grabbed the snake and bit its head off. “There†he said. “Here, have an apple for dessert†Eve suggested.
God, apparently rather fond of his apples, got furious and commanded: “Get out of my garden you two! Adam you are going to work for the rest of your life, and Eve you are going to bear childrenâ€.
Naturally this wasn't much to their liking. Yet after a long debate on whether they had free will or not, they conceded to the judgement. Adam found a respectable job in the porn-industry and Eve brought forth a multitude of offspring (between whom things did not always run so smoothly, but that's another story).
Uhmm... welcome, I guess...
I don't mind the story, it's just that this section is for new members to introduce themselves.
By the way, when a staff member writes in black text, he's speaking as a regular member.
Welcome anyway, and please tell us something about yourself.
Quote from: DunkleSeele on July 15, 2014, 04:17:51 AM
I don't mind the story, it's just that this section is for new members to introduce themselves.
By the way, when a staff member writes in black text, he's speaking as a regular member.
Welcome anyway, and please tell us something about yourself.
(cough) phattmatt/frosty (cough).
-Nam
Raven PM'd me about my sig. Apparently never heard of Douglas Adams.
QuoteReality is that which, if you stop believing in it, doesn't go away??? I don't know the guy who wrote that, but he must have lived a long time ago. Nowadays we don't use subject-object ideas any more. You cannot divide between reality and belief, they are intertwined with each other.
Troll.
There's no telling what comes out of primordial ooze, but it all smells the same.. :pidu: Solitary
I had a round of posts with Truth8874 and left out of boredom. The fact that Raven Pm'ed me particularly this morning makes me think they are the same people.
You kids and your games! Have fun with that!
We do have fun! We aren't restricted by religious dogma to deprive ourselves, and we don't get butt fucked by priests like you obviously have, the trademark of a troll is childhood sexual abuse. We pray you get help, but we know it doesn't work on sinners like you. Have a nice day! :rotflmao: Solitary
I googled Douglas Adams and I have had his book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in my hands once, but if that's where you guys collect your information, then I am in the wrong place here. I do not take any atheist seriously unless they have read and understood Nietzsche. Does any of you practice a phenomenological method at all?
PS Your suspicion that Truth8874 and me are the same person is false
Whatever. You are making decisions about us based on very little information. If Nietzsche is your only source of philosophy, then you have a very narrow focus. That all adds up to a narrow minded, judgmental individual. Or a troll who happened to look up Nietzsche before they came here. Either way you are not someone I find particularly interesting.
Quote from: Raven on July 15, 2014, 02:27:55 PMI do not take any atheist seriously unless they have read and understood Nietzsche.
I do not take
anyone seriously who thinks Nietzsche is the end-all be-all of philosophy.
The fact that you chose to PM me personally- and apparently no one else- before I even knew you were on the forum and comment on my sig, tends to say you had me in your sights for some reason. In any case, don't PM me again. And don't expect friendship on here.
Yeah, people sure make ya feel all welcome n shit don't they?
Of course telling lame jokes in your intro thread and PMing "total strangers" about their signature line and telling atheists the only philosophy worth bothering with is Nietzsche isn't like totally rav man.
Let's start over shall we? Go away and try again except skipping the later part of that.
True story? There is no true story about Adam and Eve unless two different parents named their kids Adam and Eve, they meet, got married and had a couple of ugly brats and take them to Kmart once a week to have portraits done and bore the living shit out of everyone who steps foot in their house..
Yes, I have meet the enemy and they have pictures of their ugly kids everywhere. :eek:
Is that so?
Quote from: Raven on July 15, 2014, 02:27:55 PM
I googled Douglas Adams and I have had his book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in my hands once, but if that's where you guys collect your information, then I am in the wrong place here. I do not take any atheist seriously unless they have read and understood Nietzsche. Does any of you practice a phenomenological method at all?
I doubt quite seriously that you have read or are even capable of understanding Nietzsche.
And as to phenomenological methodology, pure unadulterated bullshit. “Phenomenology advocates the scientific study of immediate experiences and focuses on events, occurrences and happenings as one experiences them, with a minimum of regard for the external, physical reality†(Fellows and Liu, 2008, p.70)
Woo does not fly around here junior.
Quote from: Moralnihilist on July 15, 2014, 05:34:20 PM
I doubt quite seriously that you have read or are even capable of understanding Nietzsche.
And as to phenomenological methodology, pure unadulterated bullshit. “Phenomenology advocates the scientific study of immediate experiences and focuses on events, occurrences and happenings as one experiences them, with a minimum of regard for the external, physical reality†(Fellows and Liu, 2008, p.70)
Woo does not fly around here junior.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc
And who said it's no fun to have your parade rained on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3JKWq0_QIA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Hint: not worth the whole 3 minutes.. It's just rain..during a parade at Disney world..
Quote from: Raven on July 15, 2014, 02:27:55 PM
Does any of you practice a phenomenological method at all?
I does practice phrenology. Same same.
Quote from: Dreamer on July 15, 2014, 07:58:22 PM
I does practice phrenology. Same same.
Bumps on the head? Really? Mine would reveal to many bar fights, but not much else.
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on July 15, 2014, 08:06:43 PM
Bumps on the head? Really? Mine would reveal to many bar fights, but not much else.
Industrial accidents here.
Quote from: stromboli on July 15, 2014, 08:12:50 PM
Industrial accidents here.
Had a few of those too and a pretty wicked bicycle wreck..
There was a guy here at the Y who shaved his head recently then complained because he'd forgotten about all the scars on his head.. I don't think I've seen him without a hat on since..
Feminazi Fan fiction?
That was a really funny opening post bro! You should write stories or maybe even POETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That was a really funny opening post bro! You should write stories or maybe even POETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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brilliant