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Title: Hello everybody!
Post by: Happythecat on June 29, 2014, 05:46:22 PM
Hello everybody! I'm new to the atheist forums, and I hope to find this community is AWESOME! Yes, of course I am atheist, but a rather young one. 13 years old now, and I have (thankfully) researched and found out for myself that god does not exist. I love to talk about my new found beliefs, but it is hard to living in Utah, where nearly everyone is Mormon, or some religion. I hope to enjoy talking to you all!

-Happythecat
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: stromboli on June 29, 2014, 05:47:46 PM
Welcome.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 29, 2014, 05:51:06 PM
Welcome!

We have some Utah based members here.

I don't know what it's like living in Mormon county USA. I live in NJ so I only get the occasional street/subway preacher nutbag when I'm in NYC.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: stromboli on June 29, 2014, 05:53:14 PM
Since you are an atheist i am going to assume you are smart enough to peruse the forum and see how stuff goes down. We have a current infestation of theists, one of whom was just banned. I guarantee you'll learn a lot here.

Btw, I am also from Utah. An ex-mormon.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: Green Bottle on June 29, 2014, 05:53:59 PM
Welcome to the Nuthouse Happy.... :kidra:
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: Mr.Obvious on June 29, 2014, 05:58:24 PM
Welcome to our merry little band of heathens, Happythecat.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: aitm on June 29, 2014, 05:59:44 PM
greetings youngun. Welcome to the forum, we look forward to your opinions.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: SGOS on June 29, 2014, 07:19:00 PM
13 years old?  Does your mother know where you're at?  You better put her on, so I can tell her who you're associating with.  Welcome for as long as it lasts.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: Aroura33 on June 29, 2014, 07:22:54 PM
Welcome Happythecat. :) Make sure you follow internet safety rules! Sorry, that's the mom in me. Also I do hope you find your stay here enlightening, or at the very least, fun!
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 08:15:05 PM
Good thing you didn't show up a few days ago when porn was permitted on the site..not that you would've been allowed in that area being 13 and all. Someone even mentioned a 13 year old might show up here and god forbid you see nudity because you most certainly would have gone instantly blind.
Hopefully you can still read this and haven't already gone blind seeing nudity on 'another' site.
Welcome
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: Happythecat on June 29, 2014, 08:40:09 PM
Thanks for all the welcomes everyone! And honestly I am not as helpless as nost people think... And i can stand critisizm. Anyways, you are all awesome!
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: Happythecat on June 29, 2014, 08:40:09 PM
Thanks for all the welcomes everyone! And honestly I am not as helpless as nost people think... And i can stand critisizm. Anyways, you are all awesome!
I know I'm awesome, but the rest of these schmucks are questionable at best. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 29, 2014, 09:02:46 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 08:15:05 PM
Good thing you didn't show up a few days ago when porn was permitted on the site..not that you would've been allowed in that area being 13 and all. Someone even mentioned a 13 year old might show up here and god forbid you see nudity because you most certainly would have gone instantly blind.
Hopefully you can still read this and haven't already gone blind seeing nudity on 'another' site.
Welcome
Lol, he wouldn't have been able to see it anyway. That whole section is restricted to a few people that the mods know are above 18.

Although... I totally forgot about when the thread was in the "Enter the Darkness" :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: GrinningYMIR on June 29, 2014, 09:15:14 PM
I miss that thread *sniff sniff* bye dashie

Welcome to the forum!
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 29, 2014, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: GrinningYMIR on June 29, 2014, 09:15:14 PM
I miss that thread *sniff sniff* bye dashie

Welcome to the forum!
A moment of silence for the old Sex Thread.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 29, 2014, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on June 29, 2014, 10:31:10 PM
A moment of silence for the old Sex Thread.
*puts hat over heart and stares in to the abyss*
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 10:43:44 PM
Yeah, now you have to endure the drudgery of having to click to open a new browser window to type the word porn into it. That's at least 4 letters and two clicks plus the extra click to decide which porn site Google will send you to. OMG! :eek:
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 29, 2014, 10:48:42 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 10:43:44 PM
Yeah, now you have to endure the drudgery of having to click to open a new browser window to type the word porn into it. That's at least 4 letters and two clicks plus the extra click to decide which porn site Google will send you to. OMG! :eek:
I'm always sure to only watch porn in an incognito browser, on my Fedora RedHat partition. The last thing I need is spyware and viruses slowing down my computer. At least if it gets downloaded in to my fedora partition, it's easier for me to remove it. :lol:
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
Thank you Doctor Pornography Safety. :lol:
You should do a weekly pornography safety blog, Ask Doctor Pornography Safety.

This question comes from 9 year old Sally from Pocatello Idaho.
Doctor PS, is it true my brother Billy went blind looking at breasts?
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 29, 2014, 11:23:54 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
Thank you Doctor Pornography Safety. :lol:

Your welcome. The last thing I want is to let anyone get infected.

Sent from your mom

Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 11:26:54 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on June 29, 2014, 11:23:54 PM
Your welcome. The last thing I want is to let anyone get infected.

Sent from your mom


Yes, but are you moral enough to join the army after seeing naked female bosoms?
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 29, 2014, 11:31:00 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 11:26:54 PM
Yes, but are you moral enough to join the army after seeing naked female bosoms?
I get a little baby arm-y when I see naked female bosoms...  If that's what you're asking.

(maybe that's too much information... :lol:)

Sent from your mom

Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: stromboli on June 29, 2014, 11:40:32 PM
I responded and also told him I was also from Utah. He has not posted since. Either

(A) is following my advice of perusing the forum

(B) miffed theres's no porn

(C) saw suspicious vehicle outside of house and jumped to the wrong conclusion.

We shall see.........  :think:
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 29, 2014, 11:52:29 PM
D.  joined the army after seeing naked female bosums.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: GrinningYMIR on June 30, 2014, 09:43:04 AM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on June 29, 2014, 10:31:10 PM
A moment of silence for the old Sex Thread.

*bows head*
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: Happythecat on June 30, 2014, 09:58:37 AM
Lol sorry for no posting... Ive been reading some of the forum, and just been hanging with cousins. So sorry xD
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: stromboli on June 30, 2014, 10:54:45 AM
Quote from: Happythecat on June 30, 2014, 09:58:37 AM
Lol sorry for no posting... Ive been reading some of the forum, and just been hanging with cousins. So sorry xD

Good. I was afraid we scared you away.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: Solitary on June 30, 2014, 11:13:39 AM
Welcome aboard Happythecat! What is it with the Mormon religion that it makes so many young atheists? Solitary 
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: TheGamingAtheist on July 06, 2014, 05:13:01 PM
Hello young one: ) how are ya
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: PickelledEggs on July 06, 2014, 05:17:46 PM
Quote from: stromboli on June 30, 2014, 10:54:45 AM
Good. I was afraid we scared you away.
Are you calling him scaredy cat?

Sent from your mom

Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 06, 2014, 07:32:22 PM
Cut the ugly dude out and he's a she.

No offense.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: TheGamingAtheist on July 06, 2014, 07:43:38 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on July 06, 2014, 07:32:22 PM
Cut the ugly dude out and he's a she.

No offense.
I'm officially confused.
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: PopeADope II on July 13, 2014, 03:40:53 PM
Quote from: Happythecat on June 29, 2014, 05:46:22 PM
Hello everybody! I'm new to the atheist forums, and I hope to find this community is AWESOME! Yes, of course I am atheist, but a rather young one. 13 years old now, and I have (thankfully) researched and found out for myself that god does not exist. I love to talk about my new found beliefs, but it is hard to living in Utah, where nearly everyone is Mormon, or some religion. I hope to enjoy talking to you all!

-Happythecat
I love your intro
Title: Re: Hello everybody!
Post by: Solitary on July 14, 2014, 03:59:52 PM
I wonder why? She's not a choir boy dodo. Solitary