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Title: Coming out of the closet
Post by: josephpalazzo on April 22, 2014, 11:32:34 AM
In all those years I've been on this forum (almost 8 years now) I've never said this before. But April 22nd is my birthday - reason why I never divulged this it's because it's also Earth day, and the Earth is far more important than my humble self (hummmm...) So there.


HAPPY EARTH DAY
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 22, 2014, 11:40:24 AM
Happy Bearth day!
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: stromboli on April 22, 2014, 12:00:43 PM
Happy Birthday, JP. Coming out I though you were going to be a raging gay maniac and start calling us all your bitches, or something.  My birthday is the day after April Fool's Day, so I lucked out that much.
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: Solitary on April 22, 2014, 12:07:34 PM
 :pidu: Happy birthday Joseph! (http://i.imgur.com/Nki8qdb.gif) (http://imgur.com/Nki8qdb) :flowers: I thought were coming out as a humming chummer at first. Good to see you are still here. Solitary


(http://i.imgur.com/WbD7WLG.jpg) (http://imgur.com/WbD7WLG)
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: aitm on April 22, 2014, 03:42:39 PM
fuck...somewhere I had Eyore gumpily saying Happy birthday but I lost it....so.....imagine it.
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: Solitary on April 22, 2014, 04:14:23 PM
Quote"Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning," he said. "Which I doubt," said he."Why, what's the matter?""Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it.""Can't all what?" said Pooh, rubbing his nose."Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."

I'll drink to that. Solitary
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: josephpalazzo on April 22, 2014, 05:53:05 PM
Thanks. Birthdays mess up as yesterday I could say I was one year younger. Now, where's that godammed time machine...
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: stromboli on April 23, 2014, 09:35:41 AM
Time travel doesn't exist. I know this because Glen Beck, Dick Cheney and Pat Robertson are still alive.
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2014, 09:40:27 AM
Happy Tiny Mudball in Mediocre Galaxy Day, you semi-sentient meat sacks.
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: stromboli on April 23, 2014, 09:53:14 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2014, 09:40:27 AM
Happy Tiny Mudball in Mediocre Galaxy Day, you semi-sentient meat sacks.

Wow. That's beautiful, man.
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2014, 11:10:20 AM
Quote from: stromboli on April 23, 2014, 09:53:14 AM
Wow. That's beautiful, man.
Sometimes I wax poetic. Sometimes I just wax my pubes.
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: josephpalazzo on April 23, 2014, 11:20:49 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2014, 09:40:27 AM
Happy Tiny Mudball in Mediocre Galaxy Day, you semi-sentient meat sacks.

Can I smoke what you're smoking? :winkle:
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: stromboli on April 23, 2014, 11:52:50 AM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 23, 2014, 11:10:20 AM
Sometimes I wax poetic. Sometimes I just wax my pubes.

Sometimes you are poetic and sometimes not, so its like wax on, wax off?
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: Solitary on April 23, 2014, 11:59:10 AM
As long as he's capable of juggling figures, he'll never be old. Solitary
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: stromboli on April 23, 2014, 01:14:46 PM
Quote from: Solitary on April 23, 2014, 11:59:10 AM
As long as he's capable of juggling figures, he'll never be old. Solitary

I can't even juggle tennis balls.   :sad2:
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: Jutter on April 23, 2014, 04:35:39 PM
Congratzolazzo
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: josephpalazzo on April 23, 2014, 05:05:19 PM
Grazietter
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: stromboli on April 23, 2014, 07:31:11 PM
I never really saw the point beyond the reaching of legal adulthood of celebrating getting older. Like, "Woot! one day closer to death! Alright!"
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: PickelledEggs on April 23, 2014, 09:03:57 PM
It's your birthday? (yesterday?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhFd_VnIBIc

Happy birthday, JP!
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: stromboli on April 24, 2014, 01:15:22 AM
I'm afraid to come out of the closet because somebody might find my porn stash.
Title: Re: Coming out of the closet
Post by: josephpalazzo on April 24, 2014, 08:21:05 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on April 23, 2014, 09:03:57 PM
It's your birthday? (yesterday?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhFd_VnIBIc

Happy birthday, JP!

Lol

Happy vaginal expulsion day... great stuff

Thanks